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Hillary's Closest Hollywood Confidante and Galpal, Designing Women Inflicter Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, Knew About Harvey Weinstein's Predations

And if she knew -- Hillary's closest Hollywood confidante -- then Hillary knew.

But Hillary says she never heard of these harassments and assaults.

How to square these incompatible accountings of reality?

Well, I have only one thought. It's a hateful thought, and one I don't speak lightly, but, if you'd like to hear it, please follow the advise I offer below first.

Look, I know the last two years have been stressful for many, as many of us have lost faith in the old verities that kept us moored (we thought) to a stable reality.

What follows may be so shocking that you doubt my sanity -- and then, after hearing it, you may doubt your own.

So in the interest of your own psychological health, I'd like you all to practice some calming deep breathing (breathe in four counts through your nose, breathe all air out for four counts, then hold on your empty lungs for four counts) for six or eight repetitions to calm yourselves before you read the next line.

Have you gone through six or eight repetitions? Can you feel your heart rate having slowed?

Well, I hope so.

Because this is the only possibility I can imagine:

Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.

There, I said it. I hate even writing those words. It's like uttering a mutating blasphemy against the righteous solidity of what we take to be reality.

But -- fears about your congnitive dissonance aside -- I thought you need to know from me first, in a comforting #SafeSpace where you may discuss this psychic assault on the core of your being with other victims of catastrophic revelations.

Now, I hate having exposed you to that one shock, and I hate even more exposing you to this next one: The Frank Guistra/Clinton Foundation/Kazahkastan government/Uranium One deal was absolutely shot through with filthy corruption at every level and at every step,* and, even more incredibly, Barack Obama and his minions knew about it but chose to cover it up.

Let me say this to you guys for once:

You've done a great job just processing that Reality Shattering revelation, so I think you should all take an early day.

Just try to find a place of peace and #Safety and find some center.

Namaste. Prayer-hands. The broken light in me salutes the broken light in you.


* Seriously, once you have regathered the broken pieces of your mind into a shape roughly resembling their former configuration, read that piece from start to finish. It's either 1) worse than you remember or 2) worse than you ever knew.

Meanwhile, the Salon Hot 25 still wants her as their president.

Posted by: Ace at 05:59 PM




Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 18, 2017 05:59 PM (tu3iY)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 18, 2017 05:59 PM (tu3iY)

3 Dammit. Too busy breathing,

Didn't work.

Posted by: golfman at October 18, 2017 05:59 PM (48QDY)

4 What did Hillary know and when did she know it.

Repeat question until she answers. Truthfully.

Hahahaha....never mind.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 05:59 PM (nUkMr)

5 "Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes."

The Deuce you say!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 06:00 PM (rb1zT)

6 Harveywood gotta Harveywood.

Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2017 06:00 PM (cHbmY)

7 Either she knew and is a liar or she is the stupidest woman in America having not known.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 18, 2017 06:00 PM (ZNNCe)

8 Heh. Popcorn futures are going through the roof! And, Linda Bloodworth-Thompson, she's not dead yet? Color me disappointed.

Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:01 PM (14URa)

9 I can't recall Harvey at all.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 18, 2017 06:01 PM (IqV8l)

10 Liberals and Democrats are not reality based.

It's all about the feelingz of the moment.

The.
Moment.

Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 06:02 PM (aT+Bx)

11 Now here's a question. Did Weinstein ever procure women or girls for Hillary?

Posted by: Lickmuffin at October 18, 2017 06:02 PM (TRhby)

12 This is my favoritest place on teh whole intarwebz.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 18, 2017 06:02 PM (QBrQE)

13 Bbbbbbut Trump once said something.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 18, 2017 06:02 PM (ZNNCe)

14 Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.


NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Darth Vader at October 18, 2017 06:02 PM (z/Ubi)

15 I'd like you all to practice some calming deep breathing (breathe in four counts through your nose, breathe all air out for four counts, then hold on your empty lungs for four counts) for six or eight repetitions...


*****


If you'd really like to calm yourself you should breathe in through your left nostril and breathe out through your right nostril. Takes concentration.


(No fair using your hands)

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:03 PM (wPiJc)

16 The breathing advice would have been better if you'd had us breathe in one nostril and out the other.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2017 06:03 PM (gIRsn)

17 Heh.
Thought I got willowed due to comments really dropping off.
So I check and sure enough, new thread.

Except I get done reading the post and boom, not a single comment yet.

So, top 50 after typing this?

Posted by: teej at October 18, 2017 06:03 PM (w0XWc)

18 *triggered*

Must do alternate nostril breathing.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at October 18, 2017 06:03 PM (Ojki1)

19 Alternate Nostril Breathing

Power up your left and right lobes, independent like.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:03 PM (5ErNF)

20 There's that old saying about Bill Clinton, that he would rather climb a tree to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.

I think Hillary was the one who taught Bill the art of tree climbing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2017 06:03 PM (pvjTE)

21 Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.
---

Do pathological liars know they're lying?

Or do they just say things randomly, in the moment, believing that those statements reflect objective reality?

Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 06:04 PM (aT+Bx)

22 25 minutes to pot roast and noodles and GRAVY! Lookin' to put on at least 2 pounds tonight. Oh, gotta put on some ratty sweats, brb.

Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:04 PM (14URa)

23 She defended a pedophile and laughed at the victim.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 18, 2017 06:04 PM (12Vsr)

24 I am ashamed to admit that I am so jaded and cynical that it had already occurred to me that Hillz sometimes, um, fudged the truth a bit.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 18, 2017 06:04 PM (QBrQE)

25 >>Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.



You just blew my fucking mind, man.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:04 PM (5ErNF)

26 Next thing you know, Ace will be telling us that Valu-Rite vodka is distilled from dead hobo tears.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 18, 2017 06:05 PM (3Vlkn)

27 I think that with Linda's statements we have now reached peak hypocrisy and sanctimony on this topic.

Posted by: Gref at October 18, 2017 06:05 PM (zcDo0)

28 Hell, she couldn't even tell the truth about how she hurt her big ol' Fred Flintstone toe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2017 06:05 PM (sGSvK)

29 >>Namaste.


What's funny, is this is so funny.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:05 PM (5ErNF)

30 It is for posts like these that I keep coming back here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2017 06:05 PM (UoSKV)

31 Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2017 06:03 PM (gIRsn)


*****


heh.

Jinx!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:06 PM (wPiJc)

32 Now here's a question. Did Weinstein ever procure women or girls for Hillary?
Posted by: Lickmuffin at October 18, 2017 06:02 PM (TRhby)


Don't forget the companion question, did Hillary ever procure Hatian boys for Harvey?

Posted by: mugiwara at October 18, 2017 06:06 PM (I7hGG)

33 Judge!


2-0 Yankees

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:06 PM (5ErNF)

34 28 Hell, she couldn't even tell the truth about how she hurt her big ol' Fred Flintstone toe.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2017 06:05 PM (sGSvK)



She can't even tell the truth about what she wanted to be when she grew up but got a letter from them saying "girls can't be that."

Posted by: Darth Vader at October 18, 2017 06:06 PM (z/Ubi)

35 What happened????

Posted by: Salon Hot 25 at October 18, 2017 06:07 PM (QC/4S)

36 What's funny is that she can't filet a fish, but she can schuck a clam.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:08 PM (5ErNF)

37 26 Next thing you know, Ace will be telling us that Valu-Rite vodka is distilled from dead hobo tears.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 18, 2017 06:05 PM (3Vlkn)

Its not???

Next you'll be denying the Great Pumpkin!

Posted by: Overweight Middle aged Linus at October 18, 2017 06:08 PM (NgKpN)

38 Look, when people talk about people to other people, they don't usually accuse the guy of being a rapist, murdering bastard with a fetish for ficus.

They usually say something about not being alone with the guy, and even that is a bit too much, so they have to confuse the issue a bit by saying, take someone with you for support.

Otherwise, they might get sued for defamation.

Like, my Uncle Bob. Everybody has an Uncle Bob because otherwise, no one would ever understand the saying 'Bobs your uncle.'

Uncle Bob was 'odd'. He was a 'funny' uncle, but he never told jokes and didn't talk much. So as a kid, I really didn't understand the comments.

So ya, I never knew that Uncle Bob was a pedophile serial killer of small boys, because we just never talked about it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 18, 2017 06:08 PM (m9X4Y)

39
You wanna be sick. Some have been wondering who are the ones will willingly got "Harveyed".

See the Daily Mail: Lana Del Rey. She included the line "Harvey's in the sky with diamonds" in her song "Cola". Uncle Harvey insisted she change that.

Another line goes "Let's take a ride .... I know your wife and she won't mind".

She now denies she ever had a relationship. She says why, I had a boyfriend at the time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 18, 2017 06:08 PM (8O3HH)

40 11 Now here's a question. Did Weinstein ever procure women or girls for Hillary?
Posted by: Lickmuffin at October 18, 2017 06:02 PM (TRhby)
-----------------------------
The likelihood of him doing that for Hillary is pretty much zero.
For Bill, OTOH, it's quite possible.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 18, 2017 06:08 PM (0jtPF)

41 I.....I.....I don't think I'll be able to go to work with this news.

Is there no morality!

Posted by: Soona at October 18, 2017 06:08 PM (ZAAkQ)

42 Oh MY!!! *puts front of hand to forehead*
I feel faint...

Oh wait, that was just gas. Never mind.

That was hilarious, Ace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:08 PM (tRaq7)

43 Hillary untruthful?

Unpossible!

Posted by: aelfheld at October 18, 2017 06:08 PM (IxDhF)

44 "What follows may be so shocking that you doubt my sanity -- and then, after hearing it, you may doubt your own."

-- H.P. Lovecraft

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (T71PA)

45 I call dibs on Delta Burke!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (j+GpB)

46 Ace -it's namaskar (formal)
namaste is informal (people you know -friends etc)

Posted by: Glenn John at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (LilNs)

47 May God break my toe if I am not telling the truth about this.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (Mouru)

48 I remember Bloodworm-Thomason's 'Designing Women' shitcom/shitscreed having an episode of Steaming Indignation over the Clarence Thomas hearings.

When Bill Clinton got all the same things alleged about him (and worse) a few years later, that indignation was magically dispelled.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

49 You know what Mark Twain always said:

"A lie makes it all the way to mid-town Manhattan and gets tossed into a nondescript van before the truth gets its pants on."

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (wPiJc)

50 Look, Hillary stay MARRIED to a sexual predator and rapist. LIVED WITH HIM! For decades! For the power and money!

So do people really think she'd actually turn down free money from another sexual predator and rapist?

Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (8b+oT)

51 Celebrity A: I knew Harvey Weinstein was a filthy letch, but I didn't say publicly.

Celebrity B: #MeToo

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 18, 2017 06:10 PM (6n332)

52 With all the revelations coming out about the Democrats, their associates, etc. you'd think the Stupid Party would strike. But no. It's all one Uniparty of graft, corruption and outright criminal activity.

We are a technically advanced banana republic with a retarded elite class ruling over us.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2017 06:10 PM (MCEs2)

53 For someone who has so much experience lying, I'm shocked that she is so very, very bad at it.


Incompetent in everything she does.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2017 06:10 PM (hZ+us)

54 Funny, Ace. ;^) I didn't even need deep breathing or yoga to process those two ideas.

And BTW, I've always hated that phrase "Namaste" when it's used by people who aren't Hindu. I've been told that besides meaning "I bow to you." in can also mean, "The God in me bows to the God in you." Since it's unclear with some of these people (who are as Hindu as apple pie) as to what God they're talking about, since they're Atheists it just sounds to me like cultural virtue signalling. In fact the Hindu people I now don't use it with me. I mean, they may use it with Hindu people but not with me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 06:10 PM (iVOAv)

55 49
You know what Mark Twain always said:



"A lie makes it all the way to mid-town Manhattan and gets tossed into a nondescript van before the truth gets its pants on."

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (wPiJc)
Definitely an early threadwinner contender.

Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:10 PM (14URa)

56 If Hillary didn't know (bwahahahaha), then Bill certainly did. Those types can spot each other.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:10 PM (Enq6K)

57 Namaste. Prayer-hands.

Is that like Indian Jazz Hands?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 06:10 PM (8gDQu)

58 Classic Ace, should go into the hall of fame!

Thanks for bringing it all these years!

Posted by: cool breeze at October 18, 2017 06:11 PM (TKf/P)

59 >> Ace -it's namaskar (formal)
namaste is informal (people you know -friends etc)


We know more about Ace than anyone.

If he can tell us his sharting stories and shelving woes he can use the infomal.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:11 PM (5ErNF)

60 What's the over under on Chelsea's husband splitting. I mean there is just nothing there.

Posted by: redenzo at October 18, 2017 06:11 PM (5wSNN)

61 50 Look, Hillary stay MARRIED to a sexual predator and rapist. LIVED WITH HIM! For decades! For the power and money!

So do people really think she'd actually turn down free money from another sexual predator and rapist?

Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (8b+oT)



She was in charge of damage control for the Bimbo Eruptions.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:11 PM (z/Ubi)

62 And now Huma has to suck Hillary's toe, not like the other things she had to suck tasted bad enough. At least she will get some Halloween candy to cleanse the palate.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2017 06:11 PM (6Ll1u)

63 52. Not a banana republic, you wild-eyed conspiracy kook!

We have to import them.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 06:11 PM (fA1SL)

64 Sonobi almost at full control now...

Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2017 06:11 PM (q177U)

65 If D.C. was Hollywood, and politics was movie-making, and producing was Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton would be the Harvey Weinstein of money laundering.

Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2017 06:12 PM (Kwhm/)

66 Namaste is a pretty tripped out track off of the Beastie Boys best album.

Posted by: mugiwara at October 18, 2017 06:12 PM (I7hGG)

67 Thanks for bringing it all these years!


Posted by: cool breeze at October 18, 2017 06:11 PM (TKf/P)
Yes. This. Times a brazillion. This is home, man.

Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:12 PM (14URa)

68 Posted by: Muldoon
-----
Pretty sure it was Lincoln who said, "Fall down face first on a New York City sidewalk and get stuffed into a van, shame on you. Vote for someone who fell down face first on a New York City sidewalk and got stuffed into a van, shame on me."

Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 06:12 PM (8b+oT)

69 49 You know what Mark Twain always said:

"A lie makes it all the way to mid-town Manhattan and gets tossed into a nondescript van like a sack of potatoes before the truth gets its pants on."
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (wPiJc)



Fixed That For Just Because.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:12 PM (z/Ubi)

70 Ace -it's namaskar (formal)
namaste is informal (people you know -friends etc)

Posted by: Glenn John at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (LilNs)


Et tu?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 06:13 PM (8gDQu)

71 Once Hillary convalesces, after her unfortunate yet understandable running with coffee mishap, she'll be ready
for 2020. We think she is the best candidate to deliver!

Posted by: Salon Hot 25 at October 18, 2017 06:13 PM (QC/4S)

72 @30 - "It is for posts like these..."

Same here booknlass



D)
Gotcha

Posted by: teej at October 18, 2017 06:13 PM (w0XWc)

73
Yoga is good stretching, and sometimes some good ass-kicking humiliation/reminder on ab strength and balance, but I am a blasphemous cold-blooded bah-humbug on all the "namaste" crap. When everyone puts their hands together and bows when the instructor says the "instructor in me salutes the instructor in you" crap, I look around and through olympian discipline stifle a laugh.

Think someone needs to come up with Gun Yoga, or something, to offend the clueless and rescue some useful exercise from the tyranny of inner peace and assorted nonsense. Combine basic yoga moves with basic firearm handling/stances. Breath control can finally be put to good use. Instead of bowing and stupid furrin' phrases, everyone recites the Four Rules at the end.

Oh - and 511s, not yoga pants.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 18, 2017 06:13 PM (QDnY+)

74 I don't know this Linda Bloodworth Thompson person.

Is she related to Emma Thompson?


Posted by: Hillary, currently in recovery at October 18, 2017 06:13 PM (aT+Bx)

75 >>She was in charge of damage control for the Bimbo Eruptions.



I think you mean the 'Bimbo Ejaculations' .

I got that stuff on everything.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 18, 2017 06:13 PM (5ErNF)

76 I like the retro 2004 look to the front page.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:14 PM (xq6Dg)

77 60 What's the over under on Chelsea's husband splitting. I mean there is just nothing there.
Posted by: redenzo at October 18, 2017 06:11 PM (5wSNN)
------------------------
There i$n't?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 18, 2017 06:14 PM (0jtPF)

78 73. Rifleman's Prayer, ftw!

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 06:14 PM (fA1SL)

79 Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.
----
SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 06:14 PM (mJ8mX)

80 Whether Weinstein got gals for Bill or the other way around, I'm confident it happened.

Rumor has it Weinstein more than once asked
Jay Z to get him gals, so he wasn't shy about going to other players when it was party time.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2017 06:14 PM (hZ+us)

81 OH. It's gone now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:15 PM (xq6Dg)

82 75 >>She was in charge of damage control for the Bimbo Eruptions.



I think you mean the 'Bimbo Ejaculations' .

I got that stuff on everything.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 18, 2017 06:13 PM (5ErNF)



Clearly no one was in control of that. There's a blue dress to prove it.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:15 PM (z/Ubi)

83 Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.


My whole world....my whole reality...shattered.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 06:15 PM (NWiLs)

84 Trump is shaitan !

Posted by: Salon Hot 25 at October 18, 2017 06:15 PM (QC/4S)

85 I like the retro 2004 look to the front page.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:14 PM (xq6Dg)

You're saying the blogware has finally been updated?!

Posted by: mugiwara at October 18, 2017 06:15 PM (I7hGG)

86 Close.

Paul's Boutique is the best Beastie Boys album.

The In Sound is awesome, though.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:16 PM (5ErNF)

87 Secret Service: Hillary, Mr. Weinstein wants to see you in his van.

Hillary: Did he bring cash and a ficus? Ooh, I'm all weak in the knees!

*face plant*


Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 06:16 PM (8b+oT)

88 >> Clearly no one was in control of that.

Sadly, the way ol' Bubba looks now, I think all he can manage is a dribble now.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 18, 2017 06:16 PM (8O3HH)

89 >>>46 Ace -it's namaskar (formal)
namaste is informal (people you know -friends etc)

well i'd like to think I'm speaking to friends

Posted by: ace at October 18, 2017 06:16 PM (8rNrN)

90
"Designing Women Inflicter Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, Knew ...


... Dixie Carter absolutely aghast, speechless, apoplectic ...

Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at October 18, 2017 06:17 PM (FlRtG)

91 OMG, Ace is commenting? Be still, my heart. omg omg omg

Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:17 PM (14URa)

92 >>> 511s, not yoga pants.

Like Rogue but for gun nuts.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:17 PM (844Jt)

93 Its always been known. People have been doing Harvey Weinstein as a predator jokes for years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 06:17 PM (39g3+)

94 I'm not your friend, buddy.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (5ErNF)

95 Meanwhile, the Salon Hot 25 still wants her as their president.
Posted by: Ace at 05:59 PM

Mebbe. Mebbe not.
Getting humble people to admit they were wrong is tough. Usually the best you can do is lead them to their own conclusion and wait.

But these pompous asses have way to much invested in themselves to ever allow that. Besides, there's been no downside whatsoever to being NeverTrump, even at this date. Where they reside it is social currency too valuable to give up.
Plus, as members of the Progressive Uniparty, they'll be happy to mark time getting nothing done until he's gone.
And the sooner the GOP loses the house, senate, and Presidency, the sooner they can go back to being Conservative Inc. Principled opposition.
Yeah, I'm thinking specifically of Bleh Krystol, but they're all in the same boat, those that aren't Marxists in disguise.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (z79tQ)

96 I don't know this Linda Bloodworth Thompson person.

Is she related to Emma Thompson?
-----
Yes. The Thompson Twins.

Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (8b+oT)

97 >>>gun nuts.

I mean tacticool guys.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (844Jt)

98 Do pathological liars know they're lying?

Or do they just say things randomly, in the moment, believing that those statements reflect objective reality?
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 06:04 PM (aT+Bx)

+++

Good question. I really would like to know the answer. Obama does this same exact thing.

And thanks again, Ace. I just about choked to death on my lemon-water.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (7m3t8)

99 There is a McDonald's about every fifty yards in Thailand, all with Ronald doing namaste in front of a burger joint.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (gN068)

100 well i'd like to think I'm speaking to friends

You are.

Drunken, smart-assed, loudmouthed friends who just happen to love your furry ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (tRaq7)

101 69 49 You know what Mark Twain always said:

"A lie makes it all the way to mid-town Manhattan and gets tossed into a nondescript van like a sack of potatoes before the truth gets its pants on."
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:09 PM (wPiJc)


Fixed That For Just Because.
Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:12 PM (z/Ubi)

Bag of turnips or Bag of suet is also acceptable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (rb1zT)

102 My brother started doing the "Namaste" hands thing a few years ago. We were Army brats, raised Baptist. It's more than a virtue signal with him. Rather more like an "Eff you!" to everything our parents stood for.

He waited until after my Mom and Dad had died to start doing it, the little coward.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:19 PM (wPiJc)

103 I'm surrounded by degenerates.

It's the cross I have to bear.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 18, 2017 06:19 PM (4ErVI)

104 Mamase Mamasa Mamakusa

Posted by: Salon Hot 25 at October 18, 2017 06:19 PM (QC/4S)

105 Close.



Paul's Boutique is the best Beastie Boys album.



The In Sound is awesome, though.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:16 PM (5ErNF)


Paul's Boutique is the best music critic album, Check Your Head is the best fan album. But yeah, In Sound is great though it's mostly just a Greatest Hits Jams album

Posted by: mugiwara at October 18, 2017 06:19 PM (I7hGG)

106 Why hasn't Sessions indicted her?

What the hell is going on?

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2017 06:19 PM (6dFYM)

107 Everybody knows she's a liar, and most accept it.

Next.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 18, 2017 06:19 PM (3myMJ)

108
Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.








You misspelled "She's a totally untrustworthy, lying scrunt."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 06:19 PM (eXA4G)

109 Gotcha
Posted by: teej at October 18, 2017 06:13 PM (w0XWc)
----------

I saw that!!!

Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2017 06:20 PM (UoSKV)

110 Yeah, never was much good at those smiley things.
Thought that D) was supposed to be the great, big smile one.

Posted by: teej at October 18, 2017 06:20 PM (w0XWc)

111 I think you mean the 'Bimbo Ejaculations' .



I got that stuff on everything.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 18, 2017 06:13 PM (5ErNF)





Clearly no one was in control of that. There's a blue dress to prove it.

Posted by: buzion-----Step away from the sink!!! I'm gonna finish!!!

Posted by: Bill "Can you believe this is my legacy?" Clinton at October 18, 2017 06:20 PM (8b+oT)

112 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (844Jt)

I love how everything has to have tactical in it at the gun shop.

Tactical hankies.
Tactical toilet paper.
Tactical sleeping bags.

etc.

It reminds me of boating. Take an item from the hardware store (any item) stick it in a boating store or Ships Chandlers and boom 25 to 50 percent mark up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:20 PM (xq6Dg)

113 Anything spoken or written by a Democrat politician, media person, or Hollywood suck-up trash is going to contain at least one lie. The only reason to listen to any of them is to play the game of "Let's spot the lie(s)." Winner is who can spot the most the quickest.

Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 06:20 PM (zOpu5)

114 Bill had Hillary climb the tree so he could look up her dress back in the day.

She got a clue and put a stop to that shit.

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (6dFYM)

115 When Hillary was asked to compare Harvey to Bill, she said they were close, but no cigar.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (Y5ToW)

116 I broke my toe kicking Mark Penn in the face (falling backwards on the stairs).

Posted by: Hillary at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (yEAdf)

117 89 >>>46 Ace -it's namaskar (formal)
namaste is informal (people you know -friends etc)

well i'd like to think I'm speaking to friends
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2017 06:16 PM (8rNrN)



Guys do you think we should tell him?

I think we should tell him.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)

118 >>Paul's Boutique is the best music critic album, Check Your Head is the best fan album


Check Your Head is great. Love the Hardcore edge that record has.

I saw shows from both those tours.

Paul's Boutique. It just has it all. And those shows were a blast.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (5ErNF)

119 ***Rifleman's Prayer, ftw!

Spirit of the Bayonet Yoga

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (gN068)

120 100 well i'd like to think I'm speaking to friends

You are.

Drunken, smart-assed, loudmouthed friends who just happen to love your furry ass.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (tRaq7)


Careful or ace just might find a place for you on his fucking shelf.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (tbOMB)

121 Do you think she mentioned anything to Obama when his daughter started interning?

Hahaha. Funny either way.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (hZ+us)

122 110 Yeah, never was much good at those smiley things.
Thought that D) was supposed to be the great, big smile one.
Posted by: teej at October 18, 2017 06:20 PM (w0XWc)

For a cyclops, sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (rb1zT)

123 I wonder of Hillary and Weinstein ever did the horizontal tango...hey, stranger things have happened and there is no accounting impaired taste after lots of alcohol.

Posted by: IC at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

124 this is a test % testing the percent sign. Is it there or not?

Is it memorex or fake? No wait, is it memorex or lip synced.

No that's not it. Oh. Who cares.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (xq6Dg)

125 garrett @ 6:11 pm We know more about Ace than anyone.
If he can tell us his sharting stories and shelving woes he can use the informal.

I agree now that you explain it that way.

If I shared sharting stories with my wife she would possibly never have sex with me again.


Posted by: Glenn John at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (LilNs)

126 Isn't it funny that Hillary had to lie about how she broke her toe? She HAS to lie.

Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (q177U)

127 "Designing Women Inflicter"

Hahahaha. I hated that show, second only to Golden Girls.

Love ya, Ace.

Posted by: Deplorable Texican (ette) at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (CjE8v)

128 PLEASE!! MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!

Posted by: The ficus in the corner at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (A9iPS)

129 I came. I saw. I conquered. But not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: zombie julius caesar at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (mJ8mX)

130 100 well i'd like to think I'm speaking to friends



You are.



Drunken, smart-assed, loudmouthed friends who just happen to love your furry ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (tRaq7)




Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (14URa)

131 Lots of people lie. Bill Clinton lied, a lot

Hillary's pathology is 1,000 times more savage.

She's fucking nuts. Seriously, she's certifiable

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (6H5j9)

132 Holy shmoly WE'VE GOT PERCENTS!!!!

No wait it was AMPERSANDS THAT WEREN'T allowed.

test that sucker!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (xq6Dg)

133 119. Yes.....yes.....let's make this (as the kids say) a 'thing.'

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (fA1SL)

134 Bag of turnips or Bag of suet is also acceptable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (rb1zT)

++++

Heh. Day old bag of suet is even better.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (FUu/Z)

135 >> PLEASE!! MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!

Suck it up, butter cup. Think of the money.

Posted by: Lana Del Rey at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (8O3HH)

136 Yeah. See. Ampersands.

Hey it's been a year. I forgot which it was.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (xq6Dg)

137 Fine I'll tell him.

Look ace. We just let you hang around us for the home improvement tips.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (z/Ubi)

138 What follows may be so shocking that you doubt my sanity...



No worries Ace. I pretty much always doubt your sanity, Mr. "I don't need too much water to live, even though I ended up in the ER. I still think it was more about the lack of shelving. If I put those up I'll be fine, dontcha know".

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (HayJi)

139 Next time my brother does the "Namaste" thing I think I'll respond with my own Namaste-like hand gesture- "...Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the door and see all the people."

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (wPiJc)

140 >>> friends who just happen to love your furry ass.

Phrasing.

Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2017 06:24 PM (cHbmY)

141 121 Do you think she mentioned anything to Obama when his daughter started interning?

Hahaha. Funny either way.
Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (hZ+us)

Do monsters predate on the spawn of other monsters? I have no idea.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

142 Ace, I swear, the second I stop bleeding money and pay for the moving truck and the car insurance, I'm hittin' your tip jar on the regular. You are, very simply, the best.

Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)

143 >>>It reminds me of boating. Take an item from the hardware store (any item) stick it in a boating store or Ships Chandlers and boom 25 to 50 percent mark up.

TACTICOOL MOSSY OAK CROCS!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:25 PM (844Jt)

144 I love how everything has to have tactical in it at the gun shop.

Tactical hankies.
Tactical toilet paper.
Tactical sleeping bags.
---------

Tactical spork. Yep. Someone posted a link of that for me a couple weeks ago, which I followed, and a few days ago I got an email from Amazon with a "we thought you'd be interested in this " and a lovely selection of tactical spork links.


Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2017 06:25 PM (UoSKV)

145 Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (wPiJc)

LOL. Good for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 06:25 PM (iVOAv)

146 >> Next time my brother does the "Namaste" thing


Throat Punch

with a hearty 'KI-YA'!!

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:25 PM (5ErNF)

147 139 Next time my brother does the "Namaste" thing I think I'll respond with my own Namaste-like hand gesture- "...Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the door and see all the people."
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (wPiJc)



"I took a dump in your toilet and forgot to flush, so you could pretend you're drinking out of the Ganges."

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:25 PM (z/Ubi)

148 Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.
------------------------

Like, wtf ace. Next you're gonna start saying there aren't 42 genders or something.

Posted by: JC at October 18, 2017 06:25 PM (3GSgE)

149 126. Let's be honest - there's probably no recent injury to her toe/foot.
If 'heat exhaustion' on a cool day can become pneumonia that can be cured in a few hours before a photo op with a kiddo, then one must be inclined to discount her version of anything health related.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 06:25 PM (fA1SL)

150 >>Why hasn't Sessions indicted her?



What the hell is going on?

Posted by: torabora

*snort* wut? Rosebud! *slobber* Zzzzzzz

Posted by: Somnolent Sessions at October 18, 2017 06:26 PM (2cuLk)

151 Pics of Harvey and Bill at pedo island have to exist

Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2017 06:26 PM (MGV2F)

152 >>>Ace, I swear, the second I stop bleeding money and pay for the moving truck and the car insurance, I'm hittin' your tip jar on the regular.

Second only to I wont do that thing in your mouth for trustworthiness.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:26 PM (844Jt)

153 You know how to tell if someone on TV is lying?

Their lips are moving.

This goes for anyone.

The camera makes people do strange stuff.

None of what you hear and only half of what you see.

Remember that. These days it's down to about 10% of what you see.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:26 PM (xq6Dg)

154
Muldoon, that's horrible.

For some reason, this reminds me of a related pet peeve: the hugging thing between guys. WTF?

Unlike almost anyone I know who does this, I've actually spent time outside the country, in places where men do the kiss on the cheek thing, for example. Fine, it's a furrin' culture.

It hasn't been happening that long. A few cases, I sort of put the other side off-balance by refusing the hug by continuing the handshake.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 18, 2017 06:26 PM (QDnY+)

155
Listen, I'm only gonna say this once: I did NOT have fical relations with THAT woman. Not once. Not a single time.

Believe me.

Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 18, 2017 06:26 PM (8O3HH)

156 Careful or ace just might find a place for you on his fucking shelf.

Don't put me on the shelf.

And other great blues clichés...

It was just the other day when I said that Ace had a pineal gland made of titanium for being able to put up with all the political sludge he writes about daily. And yes, that was a compliment. That's about all I can do since I can't hit the tip jar because funemployed for years.

I don't know how he does it without a Valu-Rite IV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:26 PM (tRaq7)

157 STOP THE HAMMER TOES!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 18, 2017 06:26 PM (IqV8l)

158 139 Next time my brother does the "Namaste" thing I think I'll respond with my own Namaste-like hand gesture- "...Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the door and see all the people."
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:23 PM (wPiJc)

You could just treat him like a member of the undesirable class and start shunning him and acting like he does not exist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 06:27 PM (rb1zT)

159 126 Isn't it funny that Hillary had to lie about how she broke her toe? She HAS to lie.

Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2017 06:22 PM (q177U)

+++

Didn't she fall a few years back? Hit her head on something. And then couldn't testify clearly at a Congressional hearing because she said she didn't remember the details to key questions? Wasn't that Benghazi? Wore those Coke bottle glasses.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2017 06:27 PM (7m3t8)

160 If D.C. was Hollywood, and politics was movie-making, and producing was Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton would be the Harvey Weinstein of money laundering.
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2017 06:12 PM (Kwhm/)

Yup...at this point what difference would it make.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 06:27 PM (nUkMr)

161 >>Thought that D) was supposed to be the great, big smile one.

Posted by: teej

Only if you are a Cyclops.

Posted by: Aviator at October 18, 2017 06:27 PM (2cuLk)

162
Wouldn't that be cultural appropriation
For a white man to say 'Namaste'?

Same with Shalom and Shalam.

Isn't that the rule?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 18, 2017 06:27 PM (m9X4Y)

163 "I took a dump in your toilet and forgot to flush, so you could pretend you're drinking out of the Ganges."

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:25 PM (z/Ubi)


LOfuckingL!

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 18, 2017 06:27 PM (T71PA)

164 Namaste. Prayer-hands



Sonobi. Hairy-hands.


FIFY.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 06:28 PM (HayJi)

165 Fucking shelves?? No wonder they're always falling down.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (mJ8mX)

166 I went into an Indian video store once and tried the namaste/namaskar thing (I know stupid + cultural appropriation)- the Indians behind the counter looked at me like I was nuts. Then I used another "Hindi" word -shrukriya
which means thank you -the store owner fell on the floor he was so stunned - I never did that again. Actually he thought it was funny though.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (LilNs)

167 >>Posted by: Aviator

Ooops, late to the party.

Posted by: Aviator at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (2cuLk)

168 Since we are all among friends here I think that I am ready to come right out and say that I too was the victim of a less than truthful politician in my younger years.

I was told that if I liked my doctor I could keep my doctor. Looking back I think that was a deliberate untruth. All those doctors in their white coats standing there in the Rose Garden looking at me like a piece of meat.... I felt really betrayed.

#metoo

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (h3l2W)

169 Drunken, smart-assed, loudmouthed friends who just happen to love your furry ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:18 PM (tRaq7)

Shoot! You guys are drunk already?

I need to catch up!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (GzDYP)

170 When Hillary was asked to compare Harvey to Bill, she said they were close, but no cigar.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger
-----
WE HAVE A WINNER! Proceed to the prize closet!

Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (8b+oT)

171 I saw Titanium Pineal open for Heart at a benefit for the Shriner's Hospital in '82.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (wPiJc)

172 Is it possible that when Weinstein came calling he had to just sit there while HILLARY paraded around in her birfday suit and made him watch?

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2017 06:30 PM (6dFYM)

173 Phrasing.

Somehow, I knew somebody'd say something about that right after I hit "Post."

I meant it a totes non-Ewokian-fetish way. Totes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:30 PM (tRaq7)

174 172
Is it possible that when Weinstein came calling he had to just sit there
while HILLARY paraded around in her birfday suit and made him watch?





Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2017 06:30 PM (6dFYM)
*thinks about this and feels a little sorry for Weinstein*

Posted by: IC at October 18, 2017 06:31 PM (a0IVu)

175 Bill didn't get that cigar idea out of thin air...he was trained.

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2017 06:31 PM (6dFYM)

176 Pineal Sedaka's first band?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 06:31 PM (mJ8mX)

177 Hillary has ENABLED Bill for decades, allowing him to do it again and again, and covering it all up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2017 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

178 I do not get the dudes hugging thing either. I hugged my grandfathers. I hug my Dad occasionally- although it is awkward for both of us.

Outside of that: what? Why?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 06:31 PM (rb1zT)

179 165 Fucking shelves??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (mJ8mX)

Yeah, Ace hung that one out there the other day, and nobody took the bait.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:31 PM (tbOMB)

180 Shoot! You guys are drunk already?

I need to catch up!


Guinness: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:31 PM (tRaq7)

181
#174

And then Weinstein had to give Hillary money!
How's that for irony?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 18, 2017 06:32 PM (m9X4Y)

182 You could just treat him like a member of the undesirable class and start shunning him and acting like he does not exist.

******


Truth be told, that's where I'm at. He's not worth my time or energy. I was just joshing about the steeple-people thing.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:32 PM (wPiJc)

183 Weinsteins favorite band: The Four Skins

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2017 06:33 PM (6dFYM)

184 Hillary did everything but hold Bill's victims down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2017 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

185 >>Is it possible that when Weinstein came calling he
had to just sit there while HILLARY paraded around in her birfday suit
and made him watch?





Posted by: torabora

No way. He wouldn't have been able to get an erection for years.

Posted by: Aviator at October 18, 2017 06:33 PM (2cuLk)

186 184 Hillary did everything but hold Bill's victims down.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2017 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

+++

As far as we know.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2017 06:33 PM (7m3t8)

187 Holy fuckballs, I just re-established my relationship with food. Sooooo good!

Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:34 PM (14URa)

188 Twice I've been referred to as a Cyclops.
Maybe I'm supposed to know what that means?

Meh, I'm sure I've been called worse by better.

Posted by: teej at October 18, 2017 06:34 PM (w0XWc)

189 Guinness: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:31 PM (tRaq7)

I've got Flying Dog's Raging Bitch. Think that'll do?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 18, 2017 06:35 PM (GzDYP)

190 Guinness: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy
-----
That reminds me I have that book, God and Guinness sitting on my shelf. Think I'll start reading it tonight.

I also have to book about the ship, Resolute, that was used to make the Resolute desk in the Oval Office. Couldn't read it while Obama was sitting behind it.

Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 06:35 PM (8b+oT)

191 166 I went into an Indian video store once and tried the namaste/namaskar thing (I know stupid + cultural appropriation)- the Indians behind the counter looked at me like I was nuts.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (LilNs)


Are you sure they were India-Indians and not Casino Indians?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 18, 2017 06:35 PM (tu3iY)

192
Guys do you think we should tell him?



I think we should tell him.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)

G'head and tell him but first....you're missing a 'z' in your nic and it's throwing me all off.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)

193 No way. He wouldn't have been able to get an erection for years.
Posted by: Aviator at October 18, 2017 06:33 PM (2cuLk)

Think of all the innocent, waifish ficus, ferns and philodendrons that would be alive today if that had happened.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 06:36 PM (rb1zT)

194 There are as many genders as there are universal adaptors for... or something. 42 might be kind of low, except for Douglas Adams fans.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 18, 2017 06:36 PM (RuIsu)

195 166 I went into an Indian video store once and tried the namaste/namaskar thing (I know stupid + cultural appropriation)- the Indians behind the counter looked at me like I was nuts. Then I used another "Hindi" word -shrukriya
which means thank you -the store owner fell on the floor he was so stunned - I never did that again. Actually he thought it was funny though.
Posted by: Glenn John at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (LilNs)



I know what you mean. A grocery store employee was helping me with bagging my groceries, because hand and knee braces seem to indicate a physical limitation. She had beautiful mehndi, and I said so. She was so shocked that this blond/gray white lady knew what mehndi was, she couldn't stop saying "You know my word!" She told other employees from India about it. I was a little shocked, because this is NoVA-there are fairly world traveled folks around here.

Posted by: moki at October 18, 2017 06:36 PM (V+V48)

196 172
Is it possible that when Weinstein came calling he had to just sit there
while HILLARY paraded around in her birfday suit and made him watch?





Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2017 06:30 PM (6dFYM)

The only time he puked in the ficus.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:37 PM (Enq6K)

197 Sorry, didn't really read the whole thing because I was having a Munchausen-Bosnian-Sniper-Fire-By-Proxy episode and stumbled over a box of Whitewater billing records that were right here all along and hit my head on this table in a completely sober state. Pay no attention to the giant pile of Russian rubles over there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2017 06:37 PM (XrCyE)

198 I don't know guys, it was pretty close today. Franken almost broke Sessions into admitting that, like most republicans who remember the cold war, he worked with the russians to do something...not sure what or how it works or even how it would be illegal...but something.

You know, that russian ambassador, he's tricksy.

so, sure, wingnut dudes...prattle on about weinstein or uranium or even Menedez...but the donks are on us.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 06:37 PM (RDd1I)

199
I think we should tell him.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)

G'head and tell him but first....you're missing a 'z' in your nic and it's throwing me all off.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)

The decay has set in. You know he's dead, don't you?

Posted by: moki at October 18, 2017 06:37 PM (V+V48)

200
I never heard the word "namaste" before, and when someone wrote that on an e-mail to me, I wrote back "Dear Namaste."

Wifey, the Bhuddist and yoga practitioner was howling like a downward dog over that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 06:37 PM (mbhDw)

201 Are you sure they were India-Indians and not Casino Indians?
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 18, 2017 06:35 PM (tu3iY)


Well, they were in Indiana. Is there another kind?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:38 PM (tbOMB)

202 Brattleboro feels sorry for Harvey Wienstien because could not handle the election of that loser Trump who really hates persons of color and this country. We hate TRump and calss on Presdent Obama and Micheal Obomo to do something abput this before Trump screws up this country bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 18, 2017 06:38 PM (WmgTn)

203 192
Guys do you think we should tell him?



I think we should tell him.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)

G'head and tell him but first....you're missing a 'z' in your nic and it's throwing me all off.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)



Maybe I'll leave it like that just to keep you off your game.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:38 PM (z/Ubi)

204 Iowa Bob- Yes they were India Indians -never been in a casino video store. (Owner was from Gujarat).

Posted by: Glenn John at October 18, 2017 06:38 PM (LilNs)

205 Hey Harvey! Wanna watch me shower?

*falls face down the stairs, peeing the whole way down*

CACKLE - CACKLE - *hic* - CACKLE!

Posted by: HILLARY!!! at October 18, 2017 06:38 PM (8b+oT)

206 Come on Harvey, put your dick up! You can't fuck her here!! There's a potted plant over there we call Happy Ending.

Where is my fucking money? *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at October 18, 2017 06:39 PM (Kwhm/)

207 Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2017 06:29 PM (wPiJc)

Well technically it's known as the Pineal Body.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:39 PM (xq6Dg)

208
Weinstein, Clogginstein, Frankenstein.

These Jooz, I tell ya.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 06:39 PM (mbhDw)

209 OT
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycpmb9p7

Oh no!

Posted by: Hillary at October 18, 2017 06:39 PM (2cuLk)

210 Weinstein's favorite lead singer is Robert Plant.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2017 06:39 PM (A9iPS)

211 Houston has two dudes on base and one at bar

in many ways this is the story of Obama

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 06:39 PM (MWxbs)

212 *at bat.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 06:40 PM (MWxbs)

213 If Harvey hadn't been giving us hundreds of thousands of dollars, I GUARANTEE you that I would've been profoundly disappointed in him!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 18, 2017 06:40 PM (O5Q3r)

214 210 Weinstein's favorite lead singer is Robert Plant.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2017 06:39 PM (A9iPS)


"I'm ready for my, um, close-up, Mr. Weinstein!"

- - Carrot Man from "Lost In Space"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 06:41 PM (mbhDw)

215 Ya like magic?

Watch me turn this ficus into a rubber tree!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 18, 2017 06:41 PM (8b+oT)

216 Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2017 06:33 PM (6dFYM)

Favorite song: The Hand Jive

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:41 PM (xq6Dg)

217 I never heard the word "namaste" before, and when someone wrote that on an e-mail to me, I wrote back "Dear Namaste."



Hahahahahaha! Oh my gosh, too funny.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 06:41 PM (HayJi)

218
TACTICOOL MOSSY OAK CROCS!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:25 PM (844Jt)








Dress 'em up however you want, they're still as gay as Zombie George Michael opening for Bette Midler at the Blue Oyster Bar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 06:41 PM (eXA4G)

219 There are as many genders as there are universal adaptors for... or something. 42 might be kind of low, except for Douglas Adams fans.
Posted by: Burger Chef at October 18, 2017 06:36 PM (RuIsu)

The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 18, 2017 06:42 PM (TdMsT)

220 Favorite song: The Hand Jive
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:41 PM (xq6Dg)


Silent Hedges.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:42 PM (tbOMB)

221 weren't the Thomasons partly the cause of the White House Travel Office firings in early 1993? They'd started a charter airline and wanted business that the Travel Office wouldn't give them?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 18, 2017 06:43 PM (ILitO)

222 Between 2009-2012 Telfer's charity would donate more than $2.3 million to the Clinton Foundation.

So one "charity" foundation gives money to another "charity" foundation. Hilarious.

Posted by: no scandals in the Obama administration, remember! at October 18, 2017 06:43 PM (UfHUT)

223 I love how everything has to have tactical in it at the gun shop.

Tactical hankies.
Tactical toilet paper.
Tactical sleeping bags.

etc.

It reminds me of boating. Take an item from the hardware store (any item) stick it in a boating store or Ships Chandlers and boom 25 to 50 percent mark up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 06:20 PM (xq6Dg)







Not to mention, Tactical Raptors

https://io9.gizmodo.com/this-tactical-raptor-is-pretty-badass-even-without-f-1508911169

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 06:43 PM (eXA4G)

224 I think we should tell him.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)

G'head and tell him but first....you're missing a 'z' in your nic and it's throwing me all off.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)

The decay has set in. You know he's dead, don't you?
Posted by: moki at October 18, 2017 06:37 PM (V+V4
----------

The letters are slowly going to disappear, one by one. It will be like Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future disappearing from the family photo.

Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2017 06:43 PM (UoSKV)

225 194.
Two genders
Two scoops
Two terms

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 06:43 PM (fA1SL)

226 OT
Saw the sidebar post about the article in THE HORSE magazine that discusses insulin resistance in horses.

Yes, it is a real thing. And for those on here with horses who want to know a lot more detail and understand how to "treat" IR in horses(you don't treat it per se, instead it is considered a metabolic type in horses and needs to be accommodated through proper feeding and exercise) go to www. ecir.org. A real life huge study group of owners and professionals who have been on the cutting edge or recognizing this syndrome in horses and how to prevent or deal with it so the horse becomes healthy again.

For those who don't know, uncontrolled insulin in horses leads to one of the worst afflictions a horse can have which is laminitis in their feet. Imagine having your toenails ripping off while you are required to stand on them. That is what the pain of laminitis is like for a horse. Many of them end up euthanized.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 18, 2017 06:43 PM (q8GYT)

227 You slay me Ace. Did you try yoga once? For actual exercise or to meet nimble girls?

Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2017 06:44 PM (hvf9s)

228 Twice I've been referred to as a Cyclops.


That's not usually a compliment. Do you have a unibrow?

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 06:44 PM (HayJi)

229 I'M A NAMASTE WOMAN!!!!!

Posted by: A Typically-Confused Ashley Judd at October 18, 2017 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

230 I read Bloodworth's piece until the part she describes her affection for the bent dick POS. Blew up her credibility.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2017 06:44 PM (AAbgH)

231 >>Silent Hedges.


A new sensation...

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (5ErNF)

232
Speaking of liars, one of Lana Del Rey's spokesholes tells that she wrote the song about Harvey "ironically". She didn't really have anything going with him, it was just ironic.

Pull the other one, sweetie.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (8O3HH)

233 TANAKA!

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (5ErNF)

234 Hillary is a mythical beast, spoken of as a euphemism for the soft side of Satan himself. Her almost human form deceives many.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (/aIFg)

235 With regards to the sidebar on taking up drawing.

One of the best books is Fun With A Pencil by Andrew Loomis.

Two good youtubers for drawing are Draw With Jazza and Alphonso Dunn.

And even though October is almost over you can take the Inktober Challange of 30 days and 30 drawings.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (Wtll+)

236 228 Twice I've been referred to as a Cyclops.


That's not usually a compliment. Do you have a unibrow?
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 06:44 PM (HayJi)


Choose wisely.

Actual exercise = the ghey

Nimble girls = douchey

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (tbOMB)

237 "Silent Hedges"

the Bauhaus song?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (MWxbs)

238 The letters are slowly going to disappear, one by one. It will be like Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future disappearing from the family photo.

Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2017 06:43 PM (UoSKV)

Should we start a pool on which one is next?

Hugs sugar, how are you doin??!


Posted by: moki at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (V+V48)

239 I never heard the word "namaste" before, and when someone wrote that on an e-mail to me, I wrote back "Dear Namaste."



Wifey, the Bhuddist and yoga practitioner was howling like a downward dog over that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 06:37 PM


Hell, as a Greek, I was always wondering why everyone had a "here we are" bumper sticker. Then someone clued me in.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (p+Wdc)

240 227 You slay me Ace. Did you try yoga once? For actual exercise or to meet nimble girls?
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2017 06:44 PM (hvf9s)

He tried the hot yoga, but the body hair was a deciding factor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 06:45 PM (rb1zT)

241 G'head and tell him but first....you're missing a 'z' in your nic and it's throwing me all off.


*****


Nah. It looks fine to me.

Posted by: Muldon at October 18, 2017 06:46 PM (wPiJc)

242 >>Pull the other one, sweetie.


You have two!?

Posted by: Lana Del Ray at October 18, 2017 06:46 PM (5ErNF)

243 Ack, that was in re 227.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:46 PM (tbOMB)

244

Not to mention, Tactical Raptors

https://io9.gizmodo.com/this-tactical-raptor-is-pretty-badass-even-without-f-1508911169
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 06:43 PM (eXA4G)

AtC's Christmas present?

Posted by: moki at October 18, 2017 06:46 PM (V+V48)

245 Aren't you gland I didn't say, "Pineal"?

Posted by: just the punchline at October 18, 2017 06:47 PM (mJ8mX)

246 >>>Twice I've been referred to as a Cyclops.

He shoots lasers out his eyes.

And might be slightly cuck.

Pick one.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:47 PM (wioZc)

247 Yep, bauhaus.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:47 PM (tbOMB)

248 Linda. Good old Poplar Bluff, MO girl.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 18, 2017 06:47 PM (Dhht7)

249 244. I thought we agreed it was gonna be that titanium tactical step ladder/booster seat.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 06:48 PM (fA1SL)

250 I know what you mean. A grocery store employee was helping me with bagging my groceries, because hand and knee braces seem to indicate a physical limitation. She had beautiful mehndi, and I said so. She was so shocked that this blond/gray white lady knew what mehndi was, she couldn't stop saying "You know my word!" She told other employees from India about it. I was a little shocked, because this is NoVA-there are fairly world traveled folks around here.

Posted by: moki at October 18, 2017 06:36 PM (V+V4

++++

Ignoramus I am, I probably would have called it a tramp stamp.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2017 06:48 PM (FUu/Z)

251 Love Bauhaus.

Those guys were way ahead of the curve.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:48 PM (5ErNF)

252 I've got Flying Dog's Raging Bitch. Think that'll do?

That name just sounds like a fairly high alcohol content. Prolly more than Guinness, which is about the only thing I can drink these days.

Not that I'm fussing, mind you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:48 PM (tRaq7)

253 hey there, moki - I'm doing fine. And you?

We are finally getting fall weather here!

Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2017 06:48 PM (UoSKV)

254 I've been wondering how long to wait to share this information, so here goes...


I was sexually harassed.


Repeatedly.


On the ONT.


You know who you are.


I unfortunately don't because I was too sleepy. So, please 'ettes, go ahead and try again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2017 06:49 PM (XrCyE)

255 246 >>>Twice I've been referred to as a Cyclops.

He shoots lasers out his eyes.

And might be slightly cuck.

Pick one.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:47 PM (wioZc)

He shoots lasers out of his EYE.

fify

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 06:49 PM (HayJi)

256 NY Post: "The bureau even flagged the routing of millions from Russian nuclear officials to cutouts and on to Clinton Inc.

Hillary Clinton, again, sat on a key government body that had to approve the deal--though she now claims she had no role in a deal with profound national security implications {the janitor did it!} and during the campaign called the payments a coincidence.

The Obama administration--anxious to "reset" US-Russian relations--kept it all under wraps, refusing to tell even top congressional intelligence figures.

And when the Obamaites in 2014 filed low-level criminal charges against a single individual over what the FBI found, they did so with little public fanfare.".......

That's the hallmark of every Clinton Crime Wave--some other patsy always goes to jail in her place. Such as the Travel Office's Billy Dale, when the Empress wanted to give the travel contracts to the Thomasons, but didn't want any criticisms. Solution: throw an innocent man in jail.

They even fired an FBI Director to keep up the charade. Eventually, Special Prosecutor Robert Ray said Sure, she lied under oath, but that's just our Hillary. No charges.

No wonder these thugs think they're above the law; they are.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 18, 2017 06:49 PM (Ndje9)

257 Had lunch with a good friend who is very Democrat, but not really political. In the other room, some news conference was going on--couldn't hear any of it other than noise.

She said, "I hope that conference is saying that Trump is being arrested over the Russian interference."

I explained the latest bombshell news, about the Clintons and Obama in collusion to sell the Russians our uranium.

She was shocked, then said, "I'm going to ignore what you just said. I hope they're saying Trump was arrested."

Liberalism is really a mental disorder, masquerading as a religion.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2017 06:49 PM (l9m7l)

258 221 weren't the Thomasons partly the cause of the White House Travel Office firings in early 1993? They'd started a charter airline and wanted business that the Travel Office wouldn't give them?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 18, 2017 06:43 PM (ILitO)

They were all the cause. Then to show how vicious and slimy the Clintons were, they accused Billy Dale of embezzlement and sic'd the FBI on him. He was charged but acquitted by a jury.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2017 06:49 PM (eh0Va)

259 DON'T YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT I HAVE A BROKEN FUCKING TOE!?! WHERE'S THE FUCKING EMPATHY!?!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 18, 2017 06:49 PM (O5Q3r)

260 Those guys were way ahead of the curve.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:48 PM (5ErNF)

And I was a late adopter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:49 PM (tbOMB)

261 Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.


WHATWHATWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 18, 2017 06:50 PM (bjlHK)

262 >>>That name just sounds like a fairly high alcohol content. Prolly more than Guinness, which is about the only thing I can drink these days.

IPA. Not bad. Flying Dog has some good ones.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:50 PM (wioZc)

263 Read the Bloodwoth-Thomason article. She sure glosses over Bill Clinton's harassment and doesn't mention the rape accusations.

And she can't resist mentioning Trump.

Hey, you dumb babe, saying something in a private conversation is different than harassing/attacking/raping a woman.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 18, 2017 06:50 PM (U+nHb)

264 >>You have two!?
Posted by: Lana Del Ray

Sorry, sweetie. There is a dude, however.

Put "Man with two penises" in Google. Diphalia, it's called.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 18, 2017 06:51 PM (8O3HH)

265
Hillary Clinton?
Never heard of her.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at October 18, 2017 06:51 PM (t6XCL)

266 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute!


Is there a discount code for morons?

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:52 PM (z/Ubi)

267 Put "Man with two penises" in Google. Diphalia, it's called.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 18, 2017 06:51 PM (8O3HH)

All the ladies want a piece of Diphalia. Or the Peace of Westphalia.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

268 >>And I was a late adopter.


Not a problem.

Their work still holds up really well.

Love and Rockets, to a slightly lesser degree.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:53 PM (5ErNF)

269 I guess being raped by Billy Jeff wasn't too bad, since he wasn't wearing a neck beard and only half-bit a lip off.

And I shall now go back to my deep breathing exercises.

Namaste.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 06:53 PM (PY9jH)

270 And I shall now go back to my deep breathing exercises.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 06:53 PM (PY9jH)

Does huffing nitrous count? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

271 Why are these women who knew about Weinstein and convey lots of stories about other men in Hollywood never name names?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 18, 2017 06:54 PM (U+nHb)

272 261 Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.


WHATWHATWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 18, 2017 06:50 PM (bjlHK)

It's OK, it's OK...you're going into shock, but you'll be OK.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

273 Yes, Linda Bloodworth-Thomason is another crooked Hillary confidant, as In "Travelgate" and railroading Billy Ray Dale.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 06:55 PM (iVOAv)

274 >>Why are these women who knew about Weinstein and convey lots of stories about other men in Hollywood never name names?


NDAs?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:55 PM (5ErNF)

275 If a person knew of a felony and covered it up, then that person is an accessory to the crime after the fact. Hillary Clinton is literally Nixon. (Except Richard Nixon was president.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 18, 2017 06:55 PM (zkGZ8)

276 Love and Rockets is another favorite. Motorcycle and Bound for Hell, a great double.

Joy Division, too, although I forget if one lead to another to the other. All in the same genre.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:55 PM (tbOMB)

277 By the way, A. B. Stoddard can eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 06:56 PM (PY9jH)

278 She was shocked, then said, "I'm going to ignore what you just said. I hope they're saying Trump was arrested."

Liberalism is really a mental disorder, masquerading as a religion.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2017 06:49 PM (l9m7l)

Why do you choose to associate with such rotten people????

And don't gimme that "oh she's nice in other ways" horseshit. These scum should be spat on, not befriended.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 18, 2017 06:56 PM (i+fad)

279 275 If a person knew of a felony and covered it up, then that person is an accessory to the crime after the fact. Hillary Clinton is literally Nixon. (Except Richard Nixon was president.)
Posted by: FireHorse at October 18, 2017 06:55 PM (zkGZ

Hillary makes Nixon look like a shoplifter by comparison.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

280 271 Why are these women who knew about Weinstein and convey lots of stories about other men in Hollywood never name names?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 18, 2017 06:54 PM (U+nHb)



Because they want the victim status, and a paycheck. They don't want it to go beyond Weinstein if they can help it.

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:56 PM (z/Ubi)

281 I use namaste all the time.

Husband: You getting up?

Me: Nah...namaste on the couch.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:56 PM (Enq6K)

282
We are finally getting fall weather here!
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2017 06:48 PM (UoSKV)

I know!!! Except our Newf, in his full show coat mind you, thinks it's too cold. He runs out, does his business, and then wants back in.

But, it's cool enough for me to crank up the oven and bake, so the family is happy about that!

Posted by: moki at October 18, 2017 06:57 PM (V+V48)

283 Husband: You getting up?

Me: Nah...namaste on the couch.


Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:56 PM (Enq6K)
Instant classic, Tami!

Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:57 PM (14URa)

284 I got to the part about Bill Clinton in her article and felt sick.

Posted by: Very Undude at October 18, 2017 06:57 PM (2X7pN)

285 Mike Judge Dredd up

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 06:57 PM (MWxbs)

286 281 I use namaste all the time.

Husband: You getting up?

Me: Nah...namaste on the couch.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:56 PM (Enq6K)



Is that a Jeff Foxworthy joke from Redneck Dictionary?

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:57 PM (z/Ubi)

287 IPA. Not bad. Flying Dog has some good ones.

Guinness has an IPA. I couldn't finish one.

And that Guinness Blonde either. I'm spoiled, I guess.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 06:58 PM (tRaq7)

288 Fall weather in Florida too! Only 81 today!

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

289 Hillary makes Nixon look like a shoplifter by comparison.

If one were to pitch the two life stories for a movie, you'd get laughed out of the place for the Bollard Whisperer's Tale being too over the top.

I mean after the sexual assault.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2017 06:58 PM (XrCyE)

290 If you were to drag a $100 bill through a trailer park now, you'd get a younger version of Hillary, a Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, and Glittery, Sparkly Cowgrrrrrl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 06:58 PM (PY9jH)

291
I explained the latest bombshell news, about the Clintons and Obama in collusion to sell the Russians our uranium.



She was shocked, then said, "I'm going to ignore what you just said. I hope they're saying Trump was arrested."



Liberalism is really a mental disorder, masquerading as a religion.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2017 06:49 PM (l9m7l)

And then you said...what!? Don't leave us hanging!

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 06:58 PM (Enq6K)

292 IPA. Not bad. Flying Dog has some good ones.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 06:50 PM (wioZc)

I hope we don't start the IPA's are of the devil! posts.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 18, 2017 06:58 PM (GzDYP)

293 274 >>Why are these women who knew about Weinstein and convey lots of stories about other men in Hollywood never name names?


NDAs?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:55 PM (5ErNF)

++++

Worries about a slander / libel lawsuit.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2017 06:58 PM (FUu/Z)

294 >>never name names?

Yes, Reese Witherspoon. Name him. If he's going around preying on 16 yr old girls, you're sort of complicit in all the victims since.

And J-law, tell us who the woman producer was who made you line up nekkid with the other girls when you were 15. Name the dude who told you were "perfectly eff-able" at the time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 18, 2017 06:59 PM (8O3HH)

295 In the back of my mind often- with these Weinstein eruptions

"You spin
Like the cadillac was
Overturning down a
Cliff on television
And the radio is on
And the radioman is speaking
And the radioman says
Women were a curse
So men built Paramount
Studios
And men built Columbia
Studios
And men built
Los Angeles"

The band Soul Coughing's 1994 one off hit "Screenwriter's Blues"

https://youtu.be/mUqBoUB8ox0

Posted by: Rex B at October 18, 2017 06:59 PM (gIoXk)

296 Sanchez!

3-0 Yankees

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 06:59 PM (5ErNF)

297 Is there a discount code for morons?

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:52 PM (z/Ubi)

Yes - press 3 at the prompt, and type in "THATSHOWYOUGOTTRUMP" for 1000 free minutes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 18, 2017 06:59 PM (bjlHK)

298 Chelsea Handler show cancelled.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 06:59 PM (tbOMB)

299 Is that a Jeff Foxworthy joke from Redneck Dictionary?

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:57 PM (z/Ubi)

I dunno, buzZion...I think I saw it on a t-shirt.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 07:00 PM (Enq6K)

300 I explained the latest bombshell news, about the Clintons and Obama in collusion to sell the Russians our uranium.

She was shocked, then said, "I'm going to ignore what you just said. I hope they're saying Trump was arrested."



And yet, you call them a good friend.
I would distance myself from that level of crazy toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 07:00 PM (ksPsw)

301 Ace seems awfully concerned about our mental well being. That can mean only one thing -- Some woman allowed him to touch her.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2017 07:00 PM (0ogQG)

302 In the 70's today, clear blue skies, heavenly. More tomorrow. My husband played his first golf tournament in ages today. Hope he hasn't screwed up the bad hand.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH)

303 >>>Guinness has an IPA. I couldn't finish one.

Maybe a Deschutes Black Butte.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 07:01 PM (RrhD2)

304 The band Soul Coughing's 1994 one off hit "Screenwriter's Blues"


Posted by: Rex B at October 18, 2017 06:59 PM (gIoXk)


Hah. Me too. Liked the while album, though.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 07:01 PM (tbOMB)

305 That can mean only one thing -- Some woman allowed him to touch her.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Even better, she touched back

Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (8ikIW)

306 299 Is that a Jeff Foxworthy joke from Redneck Dictionary?

Posted by: buzion at October 18, 2017 06:57 PM (z/Ubi)

I dunno, buzZion...I think I saw it on a t-shirt.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 07:00 PM (Enq6K)



That just sounds like a Foxworthy joke. Like "innuendo" and "Mayonnaise"

"Hey a bird flew inneundo." "Mayonnaise some nice boobs."

Posted by: buzzzzion at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (z/Ubi)

307 And yet, you call them a good friend.
I would distance myself from that level of crazy toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 07:00 PM (ksPsw)

Thank you.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (i+fad)

308
Put "Man with two penises" in Google. Diphalia, it's called.

Jose and Hose B

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (IqV8l)

309 Hope he hasn't screwed up the bad hand.

If you people just allow that to hang there, I don't know you any more.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (XrCyE)

310 It's OK, it's OK...you're going into shock, but you'll be OK.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

I tried breathing into a bag, but it was full of used cat litter. Kinda smelled like HiIllary.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (bjlHK)

311 Hillary's use of 'Overcharged' on that stupid reset button makes a lot of sense now.

Posted by: jsg at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (wqAlw)

312 Damn good thing I was sitting here at Crazy D's holding a beer when Ace broke those Revelations. Otherwise, I might have been like really (not)surprised and...aw forget it, I wasn't surprised at all.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 18, 2017 07:03 PM (idPo7)

313 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 18, 2017 07:03 PM (KCgrJ)

314 >> Hope he hasn't screwed up the bad hand.


I'll bet that injury has cost him more than a few strokes.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 07:03 PM (5ErNF)

315 That can mean only one thing -- Some woman allowed him to touch her.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Even better, she touched back
Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (8ikIW)


Without any involvement from law enforcement.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2017 07:03 PM (XrCyE)

316 For all her "truth to powerrrrr" virtue signaling, Linda Bloodworth-Thomason is another hypocrite who lectured us about the heinous crimes of Clarence Thomas and Donald Trump while keeping quiet about Harvey Weinstein for decades because he pumped heavy amounts of cash into her BFF Hillary's campaign.

Sorry sugartits, it never washes off

Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2017 07:03 PM (eh0Va)

317 #275 If a person knew of a felony and covered it up, then
that person is an accessory to the crime after the fact. Hillary
Clinton is literally Nixon. (Except Richard Nixon was president.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 18, 2017 06:55 PM (zkGZ

I'd like to nominate this for threadwinner.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 18, 2017 07:04 PM (bjlHK)

318 4-0 Yanks

Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 07:04 PM (O5Q3r)

319 If you people just allow that to hang there, I don't know you any more.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (XrCyE)

We're in new territory when Peaches' relationship with food gets a pass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 07:04 PM (tbOMB)

320 300
And yet, you call them a good friend.
I would distance myself from that level of crazy toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 07:00 PM (ksPsw)


Yeah, I banished such people from my life after Obama was re-elected in 2012.

The way I figure it, people like that would rat me out to the authorities in exchange for an increase in their chocolate ration, if it really came down to it.

Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

321 So many explanations.
Thanks.
Not one of em anything to do with being so cool you spend half your life commenting on a freaking blog as opposed to dropping in a couple times a day to see if you might catch one of the actual "cool kids."

Posted by: teej at October 18, 2017 07:06 PM (w0XWc)

322 Looked to see what the comments on LBT's essay would say.

0 comments and "Comments now closed for this article"

My guess is that she wasn't fooling anybody and the commenters mocked her, causing the Truth to Power Hollywood Reporter to delete comments and close them

Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2017 07:10 PM (eh0Va)

323 Even better, she touched back

Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2017 07:02 PM (8ikIW)

In his funny place.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 18, 2017 07:11 PM (bjlHK)

324 (Shrug) We pretty much never talk politics. Mostly because she always says that I'm right, but she doesn't care.

I have, like, two friends in the world. So I'm not going to shed any, particularly now. THanks anyway.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2017 07:16 PM (l9m7l)

325 Yay me, wrote about the 1st & linked the 2nd on the last thread.
*dons high heels*
*does "I told you so" dance

Some days, I've just got it. *giggles uncontrollably*

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 18, 2017 07:17 PM (KJ84n)

326 Nood. Came to summon the corgis.

Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 07:17 PM (14URa)

327 322 Looked to see what the comments on LBT's essay would say.

0 comments and "Comments now closed for this article"

My guess is that she wasn't fooling anybody and the commenters mocked her, causing the Truth to Power Hollywood Reporter to delete comments and close them

Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2017 07:10 PM


Glad you posted this. I never made it to the comments section because I came straight here after I read it to summarize & call bullshit.

You know, ol'Linda is exactly like Anna Wintour/Meryl Streep/
Shondra Rhimes (Grey's Anatomy & Scandal)/Marti Noxon (Buffy the VS)/Jane Fonda/Carrie Fisher/Nora Ephron.

Out & proud lib women; so-called feminists; denigrators of conservative women everywhere; defenders of Bill.

At least the late great Ephron consistently rolled her eyes at stupid organizations like "Women in Film" -- her point being, Christ! stop celebrating the short list of accomplishments and get out there and just make movies.

Hollywood/NY women older than me, and women in my age group, who have for YEARS shunted aside anything conservative women have to say; telling us we were part of the problem for having the wrong letter after our names; forcing us underground in order to stay in the industry. An industry that said one thing at the Oscars, and practiced another on the soundstage.

Your hypocrisy is out there now for all the world to see. You think writing op-eds saying, Yeah I knew/Yeah it goes on a lot -- will let you off the hook? Because you are only being half-truthful. Except for LBT admitting she still "loves Bill", and having to have her comments closed, because they're filled with folk telling her, We're onto you now!

Now who's part of the problem?

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 18, 2017 07:42 PM (KJ84n)

328 187 Holy fuckballs, I just re-established my relationship with food. Sooooo good!
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 06:34 PM (14URa)

You so funneh, Peaches.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 18, 2017 07:43 PM (QBrQE)

329 This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why this is the only blog you ever need.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (dqdMO)

330 Hillary Clinton not honest??!

I feel...I feel like a shelf of D&D manuals just fell on me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2017 08:34 PM (JhE5a)

331 If those entrusted with the law will not act....

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at October 18, 2017 08:56 PM (lzeTQ)

332 SWEET JESUS -- will the winning NEVER end?!!!

Posted by: Marooned at October 18, 2017 11:45 PM (8hRlF)

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