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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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Look...I'm sorry, but even I wouldn't eat that shit, and I eat my own poo. Hipster foodies are weird. And stupid.

A New Jersey Pizzeria is Serving Up a Pumpkin Spice Pizza for Fall

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Put Up or Shut Up: Bill Kristol in 2018
That slapping sound is Bill Kristol getting spanked.
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Hopefully he will soon identify as prisoner #871-A34, in the prison hospital for a beating in the yard. It disgusts me that something as basic as keeping men out of the ladies bathroom and treating rather than celebrating mental illness is too complicated for our esteemed liberal citizens. Or maybe I should jump on the bandwagon and call them my enemies, because they are certainly behaving that way.
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They make this stuff too easy. I wonder if in transient moments of self-awareness these people cringe with embarrassment and pull their blankets over their heads.

Never mind. I know the answer.

Posted by: CBD at 11:50 AM




Comments

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1 I be remember whens we had a reel Presdent (Obama) and not this clown Trump. Trump hates persons of coler and is trying to hurt Hilllary because he has screwed up everything and blaming her. TRump wants to get rid of Brattleboro's free hellthcare given too us be Presdent Obama and Sinator Sabders and that boothers us. Let's all submit paperwork to impreach TRump and that way we can show the world we hate Trump too !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 19, 2017 11:50 AM (WmgTn)

2 Monkey Boy is a prettier than the 'gal' below.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 11:50 AM (cHbmY)

3 That ape is better looking than the *lady* in the previous thread.

Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2017 11:50 AM (tr2D7)

4 Reading content...

Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2017 11:51 AM (2bIeR)

5 fluffy - great minds and all. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2017 11:51 AM (tr2D7)

6 Top ten baby!!

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 11:51 AM (Jcg9Q)

7 Only a liberal would eat pizza with 'pumpkin' anything on it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2017 11:51 AM (mpXpK)

8 Everyone must still be down in the art threat discussing 18th C. transvestites.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 19, 2017 11:52 AM (YQ4mh)

9 I was informed on Fox this morning that Sparkly Cowgrrrrl Wilson was on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

So totally NOT an attention whore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 11:52 AM (PY9jH)

10 Cheeky monkey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

11 "Michelle" and the Mrs. from the art thread would sure make a handsome couple.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2017 11:53 AM (hZ+us)

12 Bill 'RNCe' Krystal Turd. He used to be the token conservative for a lot of news shows. Too bad he is actually a liberal RINO.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2017 11:53 AM (mpXpK)

13 Wash that pizza down with pumpkin beer. Then, wipe your mouth with toiletpaper.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 11:54 AM (7n4KQ)

14 Pumpkin Spice Pizza?

Some places deserve to be hit for how they abuse food and people.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2017 11:54 AM (QuYBP)

15 Hey CBD, do you know there is something called CBD oil?
Fans say it can cure anything/everything.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 19, 2017 11:54 AM (hMwEB)

16 And then people wonder why I prefer to live in my own fantasy world...

You folks are NUTS!

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 19, 2017 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

17 The new Chimpus Outus is fun, but I do sort of miss GorillaPundit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 11:55 AM (Tgext)

18 Finally! That painting scrolled down. It was creeping me out.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 19, 2017 11:55 AM (T71PA)

19 Pumpkin Spice Pizza?

Some places deserve to be hit for how they abuse food and people.

Doesn't anyone have a sense of tradition?

Posted by: clown that puts pineapple on 'pizza' at October 19, 2017 11:55 AM (326rv)

20 About that donation, we see here that you proudly claimed the 666 spot on a some ill-repute called Ace of Spades. What are you trying to pull here?

Posted by: fenelon spoke's donee investment company at October 19, 2017 11:55 AM (tbOMB)

21 Paul Atreides, "This spice must stop!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2017 11:55 AM (QuYBP)

22 That tranny bathroom pedo rapist - do they say whose bathroom it was?
It sounds like it might have been in a home.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 19, 2017 11:55 AM (hMwEB)

23 Hey! Everybody told me that bathroom shit would never happen! That's gotta be a mistake!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 11:55 AM (O5Q3r)

24 You know it's gonna be a bad day when Mary gets first.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (kWQPe)

25 A New Jersey Pizzeria is Serving Up a Pumpkin Spice Pizza for Fall




Okay, as someone who is half Eye-talian, I have to call a foul on this. This is a crime against our food

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (493sH)

26 Willowed from last thread - you want a scary clown? Do an image search for "Krinkles the Clown", mascot for Post Cereal in the 50s.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

27 The first mistake that pizzerias make when making a pumpkin spice pizza, is deciding to make a pumpkin spice pizza.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (7n4KQ)

28 Hopefully he XE will soon identify as prisoner #871-A34

FIFY

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (so+oy)

29 durnit "a site of some ill-repute"

More coffee.

Posted by: fenelon spoke's donee investment company at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (tbOMB)

30 That dude on trial looks like the kind of guy who would be the mayor or Brattleboro.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (0tfLf)

31 So totally NOT an attention whore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 11:52 AM (PY9jH)

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She's the dictionary picture of "attention whore."

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (U+nHb)

32 9: I was informed on Fox this morning that Sparkly Cowgrrrrl Wilson was on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

So totally NOT an attention whore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 11:52 AM (PY9jH)

Yep. She met with Phaedra and some other deep thinkers to confab over how to "save" their black babies from police violence. It was super intellectual!! And that crazy lady (well, the one who is an elected official) wore a sparkly hat there, too. I guess that is the new professional attire for women.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (hZ+us)

33 Trump hates persons of coler . . .
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 19, 2017

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I hate persons of choler too. Calm down, people, no need to get so angry about things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (Tgext)

34 A New Jersey Pizzeria is Serving Up a Pumpkin Spice Pizza for Fall

It makes about as much sense as a traffic circle. And how they mark their roads. And how they drive.

You get the idea.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 19, 2017 11:57 AM (326rv)

35

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 19, 2017 11:57 AM (0mskG)

36 Pumpkin Spice Pizza?

Pumpkin Spice Pizza with a pastry crust & whipped cream is a favorite of mine.

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at October 19, 2017 11:57 AM (AoK0a)

37 23
Hey! Everybody told me that bathroom shit would never happen! That's gotta be a mistake!
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By the rules applied to gun owners, we can proclaim that all trannies are child rapists.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2017 11:57 AM (sUh6s)

38 Man on Trial For Sexually Assaulting 10-Year-Old Girl in Bathroom - Lawyer Claims 'My Client Identifies as a Woman'




Gee, who could have seen something like this happen? And Miguel looks as much a woman as if Copley had painted him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 11:57 AM (493sH)

39 23 Hey! Everybody told me that bathroom shit would never happen!

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Who told you people don't shit in the bathroom?

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 11:57 AM (7HtZB)

40 Cultural appropriation at its worst.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (IhAUh)

41 "teach 'Progressive' men not to rape"

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (e8kgV)

42 What' for desert, a licorice pizza?

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (tIhIY)

43 About that donation, we see here that you proudly claimed the 666 spot on a some ill-repute called Ace of Spades. What are you trying to pull here?


Posted by: fenelon spoke's donee investment company at October 19, 2017 11:55 AM (tbOMB)

Just send them the fucking money already!!!!

Posted by: zombie Donor guy at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (Jcg9Q)

44 I once made the mistake of trying some PS coffee creamer.

Threw it and the cup of the Elixir of Life down the drain immediately.

Blechhh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (tRaq7)

45 I'd laugh at pumpkin spice pizza, but glass houses. I had pumpkin tortilla chips with pumpkin salsa from Trader Joe's last night.

Bring on pumpkin everything!'Tis the season! Cultural appropriation or no, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (hvf9s)

46 Only a liberal would eat pizza with 'pumpkin' anything on it.
Posted by: Vic
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Pineapple on pizza was the gateway drug. It was only natural that this would follow. Soon: Acai Berry

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (9tO1t)

47 Okay, as someone who is half Eye-talian, I have to call a foul on this. This is a crime against our food
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Hell, I'm German/Norwegian and I find it a crime against food and humanity

Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (8ikIW)

48 Can't find it right now, but there's that vidoe that discusses 20 transgenders who were felons before and after the change, and in a lot of cases, sexual predators. SO allowing them to become "women" gave them MORE access to potential victims. For example, the homless man who insisted he stay at a women's shelter then assaulting women.

But really, our top priority is making them feel good about themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

49 You can get slices of that pumpkin spice pizza at corner gas stations in New Jersey.

Of course, you can't eat it yourself. You need to get an attendant to feed it to you.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 11:59 AM (7n4KQ)

50 Yep. She met with Phaedra and some other deep
thinkers to confab over how to "save" their black babies from police
violence. It was super intellectual!! And that crazy lady (well, the
one who is an elected official) wore a sparkly hat there, too. I guess
that is the new professional attire for women.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (hZ+us)


You mean Phaedra, the attorney who was fired for lying about the other cast members? That one? I seem to remember her talking about taking her sons to DC to protest for BLM. While her criminal husband is in prison....for the second time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 11:59 AM (PY9jH)

51 Old torture: waterboarding

New torture: Being served pumpkin spice pizza with pumpkin beer and pumpkin pie at every meal

Posted by: Gossamer at October 19, 2017 11:59 AM (/CXhS)

52 Put Up or Shut Up: Bill Kristol in 2018
That slapping sound is Bill Kristol getting spanked.

Damn! I like the cut of her jib.

Billy Dee Kristol might want to put some ice on that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 11:59 AM (ul9CR)

53 What's next?

Arugula Pizza?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2017 11:59 AM (QuYBP)

54 Trump hates persons of coler . . .
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 19, 2017
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I hate persons of choler too. Calm down, people, no need to get so angry about things.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Calm down? CALM DOWN? Next you are going to say pumpkin spice pizza is just hunky dory too, huh?


/s (do I need to?)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 11:59 AM (kWQPe)

55
Yep. She met with Phaedra and some other deep thinkers to confab over how to "save" their black babies from police violence. It was super intellectual!! And that crazy lady (well, the one who is an elected official) wore a sparkly hat there, too. I guess that is the new professional attire for women.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (hZ+us)

Did "abide by the law and show a little respect" come up in their conversation at all?

Posted by: Country Boy at October 19, 2017 11:59 AM (Jcg9Q)

56 Who told you people don't shit in the bathroom?
Posted by: josephistan
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The EPA

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 12:00 PM (9tO1t)

57 Xhe identifies as a woman, and we all know only men can rape. Case dismissed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

58 42 What' for desert, a licorice pizza?
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017

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In one of his short stories, Roald Dahl has a character state that licorice is made using rat's blood.

(Not trying to prejudice anyone. But I never liked licorice anyway.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 12:00 PM (Tgext)

59 Pumpkin spice pizza is an abomination.

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:00 PM (rmVvL)

60 Your client identifies as a woman? Great. Fine. Whatever.

That doesn't mean she gets to assualt children.

She's a pedophiile. Even transgender dragon knows that.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:00 PM (1hM5m)

61 You can get slices of that pumpkin spice pizza at corner gas stations in New Jersey.

Of course, you can't eat it yourself. You need to get an attendant to feed it to you.
Posted by: Roy



Same as in Oregon.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 12:00 PM (kWQPe)

62 their response will be, it's a one off and cannot be accused of having srs mental issues. and the victim, well forgotten after the first read.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:01 PM (FKrah)

63 What's next?

Arugula Pizza?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Kelp. I've had it. Don't...just don't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 12:01 PM (9tO1t)

64 60 Your client identifies as a woman? Great. Fine. Whatever.

That doesn't mean she gets to assualt children.

She's a pedophiile. Even transgender dragon knows that.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:00 PM (1hM5m)

It wasn't rape-rape.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

65 My husband told me about a study he read that says the scent of pumpkin pie is an aphrodisiac for men.

Which would explain his love for pumpkin pie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH)

66 This is really a photo of GP's son in his freshman year at Evergreen College right?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:01 PM (mcI77)

67 Anything pumpkin is an affront. Vile weed. Basically, the pumpkins they don't sell, go to pig farmers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:01 PM (KP5rU)

68 Has anyone checked to see if Miguel is here legally in the US?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2017 12:02 PM (QuYBP)

69 so the transgender is a lesbian, but a guy that still wants a girl.

fk me, I really don't understand any of this.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:02 PM (FKrah)

70 I recently looked up what kind of pizza is popular in the part of Italy my peeps came from.

It's Pizza Quattro Stagioni (4-Season Pizza.)

Artichokes, porcini mushrooms, prosciutto and kalamata olives.

I tried it, it's really tasty.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 12:02 PM (ul9CR)

71 68 Has anyone checked to see if Miguel is here legally in the US?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2017 12:02 PM (QuYBP)

Xenophobic and transphobic. Check your cis-het white privilege!

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

72 I thought Dee Snyder was a DJ in New Yawk.

We're not gonna take it.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 12:02 PM (nUkMr)

73 Mike Hammer, well kelp that then.... eeewww

See everyone later.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2017 12:03 PM (QuYBP)

74 "Of course, you can't eat it yourself. You need to get an attendant to feed it to you."

LOL! NJ sux!

Posted by: Chris M at October 19, 2017 12:03 PM (eAZVt)

75 Pineapple on pizza was the gateway drug. It was only natural that this would follow. Soon: Acai Berry
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (9tO1t)

Begun early today, the pineapple wars have...

I really should have put a recipe for pineapple pizza into the Horde cookbook! You heathens don't now what you're missing. You'll have to settle for my jello recipe instead, if it makes the cut.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 12:03 PM (hvf9s)

76 That transgender rapist looks exactly as I pictured it would look.Horror movie material.By all means let us keep humoring these mentally ill freaks.

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:03 PM (rmVvL)

77 New torture: Being served pumpkin spice pizza with pumpkin beer and pumpkin pie at every meal

Posted by: Gossamer at October 19, 2017 11:59 AM



This would solve the no shitting in bathrooms issue. No one would ever make it to the door.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2017 12:03 PM (0tfLf)

78 >>fk me, I really don't understand any of this.


That's the point.
They're trying to tell you this is normal and perfectly acceptable.
It's not, it violates logic.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

79 Did "abide by the law and show a little respect" come up in their conversation at all?

Or perhaps learning how to speak proper English? Educating yourself? Not being a "playa?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 12:03 PM (tRaq7)

80 I sense a theme this AM.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2017 12:03 PM (0OmEj)

81 Pumpkin spice is just ground potpourri when you think about it..... cloying, pervasive, choking, miasmic, male neutering potpourri...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:04 PM (pL6Vz)

82 70 I recently looked up what kind of pizza is popular in the part of Italy my peeps came from.

It's Pizza Quattro Stagioni (4-Season Pizza.)

Artichokes, porcini mushrooms, prosciutto and kalamata olives.

I tried it, it's really tasty.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 12:02 PM (ul9CR)

I agree. I've been to Italy a few times and that's the one I got each time. Along with a bottle of wine to wash it down.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 12:04 PM (7n4KQ)

83 My husband told me about a study he read that says the scent of pumpkin pie is an aphrodisiac for men.

Which would explain his love for pumpkin pie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH)


Actually pumpkin and many of the spices used in pumpkin pie are known vasodilators. Like the blue pill.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 12:04 PM (EgwCt)

84 I hated that pineapple and ham Hawaiian pizza until I actually tried it.

And then...I wanted so badly to hate it but...I can't help it. It's good. I hate even admitting it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 12:04 PM (ul9CR)

85 I see MSLSD and CNN trotted out another AA Gold Star family this morning to bash Trump.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)

86 Sheesh. Everyone knows you do pumpkin spice as calzone, not as pizza!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 19, 2017 12:05 PM (di1hb)

87 Lizzy, yeah I also stumble over the guy that changes to a girl but wants a straight guy to be with.

I mean wth!

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:05 PM (FKrah)

88 You disgusting plebians are not qualified to criticize my tweets. I run a magazine. It has literally thousands of subscribers. Can you hoi poloi even read a magazine? If I had my gilded cane handy, I'd smite the lot of you!

Posted by: Billy Cristal at October 19, 2017 12:05 PM (ppBhU)

89 Pumpkin rejecting pumkin spice craze?

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/pumpkin-puking-guacamole.html

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

90 67 Anything pumpkin is an affront. Vile weed. Basically, the pumpkins they don't sell, go to pig farmers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017

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"Vile weed!" I remember Newman spitting that out, but what was he talking about again?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 12:05 PM (Tgext)

91 Pumpkin Spice Pizza??

Used to be a time in this state where assholes making such a thing would be pilloried...at best.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 19, 2017 12:06 PM (WLK0w)

92 aphrodisiac for men?

I find it to be buying a new toy.

car-truck / bike/gun/ stereo.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:06 PM (FKrah)

93 90; broccoli.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:06 PM (KP5rU)

94
Fox Business is running clips from the 1987 stock market crash. 1987- the year of the pron 'stache

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 12:06 PM (493sH)

95 "fk me, I really don't understand any of this."

They're just making it up as they go.

Posted by: Chris M at October 19, 2017 12:06 PM (eAZVt)

96 My husband told me about a study he read that says the scent of pumpkin pie is an aphrodisiac for men.

Which would explain his love for pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



This one time at band camp....

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 12:06 PM (kWQPe)

97 Pumpkins are for carving. And Pie. And Pumpkin seeds.

Pumpkin spice pizza is like pineapple pizza. A travesty.

MuahahahahahaHahahah

*runs for cover*

.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:07 PM (1hM5m)

98 Heh. Tucker has been killing it lately with "What the @$#% is Cuomo Talking About?" at the end of his shows.

Last night he showed actual video Chrissy Cuomo posted on his Facebook page of getting prepped to go on CNN in the morning. Flexing, standing on his head, etc.

Hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)

99 >>Lizzy, yeah I also stumble over the guy that changes to a girl but wants a straight guy to be with.


Oh, and if you're a straight guy and you don;t want to date a transgender?

Yeah, you're the one with the problem, not the head case who believes every guy should want his boobs and dick. Uh huh, sure.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

100 92: Willow, you are correct.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:07 PM (KP5rU)

101 Pumpkin pie and sweet potato pie tastes the same.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 12:07 PM (Q0dwZ)

102 "Sexual Assault"?

What's that?

Fondling?

Rape?

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 12:07 PM (Oj1RP)

103 Pumpkin Spice Steak?
Pumpkin Spice kielbasa?
Pumpkin Spice bratwurst?
Pumpkin Spice hotdog?

Why is pizza getting all the abuse ??

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 12:07 PM (QC/4S)

104 car-truck / bike/gun/ stereo.


They make one of those now.

I want it.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 12:08 PM (7n4KQ)

105 1. Mary I just contributed to your go fund me for the children of coler. Keep up the good werk!

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 12:08 PM (7l5V0)

106 "What's next? Arugula Pizza?"

In Rome I had a pizza that had the crust folded over so it was square, with each fold stuffed. Ham, mozzarella, sausage, and broccoli rave.

Pretty good, actually.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 19, 2017 12:08 PM (NdbXA)

107 Pumpkin pie.... nasty stuff...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:08 PM (pL6Vz)

108 chavez see, I know my guy. and how to run his motor

oh and touch, that's the quicker than fire deal.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:08 PM (FKrah)

109 The crash of '87.

The one that recovered in less than six months.

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 12:09 PM (Oj1RP)

110 90 Broccoli

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:09 PM (rmVvL)

111 arugula on pie is ok; like spinach and green peppers proly

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 12:09 PM (QC/4S)

112 Lizzy. ii know men as a rule can be promiscuous but . anyway I guess

nevermind, I still don't get it.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (FKrah)

113 Pumpkin pie.... nasty stuff...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:08 PM (pL6Vz)


That's the most un-American thing I've read so far today!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH)

114 My husband told me about a study he read that says the scent of pumpkin pie is an aphrodisiac for men.

Which would explain his love for pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Explains why the Weinstein's never left Harvey alone with the thanksgiving pies.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (0tfLf)

115 Pumpkin pie.... nasty stuff...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:08 PM (pL6Vz)

Agreed.

I will be making a pecan pie for Thanksgiving this year.

You want a pumpkin pie? Make it yourself.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (wYseH)

116 102 "Sexual Assault"?

What's that?

Fondling?

Rape?

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 12:07 PM (Oj1RP)

In this specific case? Upon conviction, it is justification to make sure this sick f*ck loses all biological evidence of being a male. With a dull knife. Without anesthesia.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (jxbfJ)

117 Pumpkin pie and sweet potato pie tastes the same.



I'd cut a bitch for a good rhubarb pie.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (kWQPe)

118 The Fall of the House of Kristol would be a tragedy if it weren't so hilarious. I mean, seriously - Egg McMuffin? What, Mayor McCheese wasn't available?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Show Your Team Colors with an Outrage Outlet Yell Leader Outfit! at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (hLRSq)

119 aphrodisiac for men?

I find it to be buying a new toy.

car-truck / bike/gun/ stereo.
Posted by: willow
------

This 'willow' person seems to know a little too much about me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (9tO1t)

120 Pumpkin spice pizza sounds vile. Just vile. Now a pumpkin spice bundt cake with cream cheese frosting is delicious.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (gcme+)

121 108; You are very wise.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (KP5rU)

122 Jerry:"Steamed Broccoli?Newman,you wouldn't eat Broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce."
Newman:"I love..broccoli"

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (rmVvL)

123 I will be making a pecan pie for Thanksgiving this year.

You want a pumpkin pie? Make it yourself.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (wYseH)


I make both, and they're excellent. *sticks out tongue*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:11 PM (PY9jH)

124 I just want to say for the record that this whole Pumpkin Spice craze is total bullsh*t.

There is no such thing as "pumpkin spice."

It's contrived, made up out whole cloth like Global Warming.

It's ME that everyone tastes when they refer to "pumpkin spice."

I do all of the damn work and that lazy layabout Pumpkin gets all of the credit.

Posted by: Nutmeg at October 19, 2017 12:11 PM (wo3jg)

125 Allspice is The Devils spice.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:11 PM (mcI77)

126 New torture: Being served pumpkin spice pizza with pumpkin beer and pumpkin pie at every meal.


What about pumpkin latte & pumpkin cookies & pumpkin ice cream? Inclusion dammit! Haven't you been paying attention? You are being divisive.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:11 PM (1hM5m)

127 The theme of this thread is "fake".

Fake pizza, fake Republican, fake women.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 19, 2017 12:11 PM (/qEW2)

128 >>My husband told me about a study he read that says the scent of pumpkin pie is an aphrodisiac for men.


And cinnamon, too, IIRC.

Hubby bought some pumpkin ice cream w/caramel swirls...was yummy!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

129 "Basically, the pumpkins they don't sell, go to pig farmers."

One year my brother decided to grow pumpkins to sell. Planted a few too many, or just had a spectacular year. The pile of harvested pumpkin was 10' x 20' x 4'.

We ended up feeding some to the steers.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 19, 2017 12:12 PM (NdbXA)

130 "Now a pumpkin spice bundt cake with cream cheese frosting is delicious."

Sounds delicious! But hold the pumpkin.

Posted by: Chris M at October 19, 2017 12:12 PM (eAZVt)

131 112
Lizzy. ii know men as a rule can be promiscuous but . anyway I guess

nevermind, I still don't get it.
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (

There is a theory out there that the Y chromosome carries a number of Bonobo genes....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:12 PM (pL6Vz)

132 A New Jersey Pizzeria is Serving Up a Pumpkin Spice Pizza for Fall

...

New Jersey, I'm trusting you to do the right thing.

And as much as I like pineapple on pizza maybe it's the gateway drug of pizza toppings.

True story, lived a few years in Ridgewood as a kid, and our neighbors were an absolute caricature mob family.

Ran a pizza joint, guy fired his family members in summer so they could collect unemployment and go to the pool.

Every Thursday, meeting at their house. Everyone drove identical black Lincoln Continentals.

They would periodically try to come fence stuff to my folks, which I did not catch on to at all at the time as I was young. All I knew is my parents wanted nothing to do with them but had a hard time explaining why.

We eventually heard that their house had been sprayed with gunfire a few months before we moved in.

Exciting times.

Posted by: Joe Paterno at October 19, 2017 12:12 PM (yL25O)

133 >>I will be making a pecan pie for Thanksgiving this year. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (wYseH)

This is correct.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2017 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)

134 There is no such thing as "pumpkin spice."



Well there was, but she wasn't quite right for the group.

Posted by: The Spice Girls at October 19, 2017 12:12 PM (1hM5m)

135 131: I blame Sonobi.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:13 PM (KP5rU)

136 That dude should not have pulled that stunt in WY. I bet he will do his jail time, and probably the other prisoners will give him the same treatment any child predator gets.

Pumpkin spice pizza. I hope that is one of those "dessert Pizzas" and is basically just a thin cheesecake type deal. Otherwise, barf.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 19, 2017 12:13 PM (14KKl)

137 make both, and they're excellent. *sticks out tongue*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:11 PM (PY9jH)

You are half correct.

But a good pecan pie is a fine thing. Just don't make it too sweet.

There is an excellent recipe from America's Test Kitchen that is a bit of a PITA, but damned good.

http://tinyurl.com/y7qjkvmz

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:13 PM (wYseH)

138 Mike, you're all the same!

(me) I like typical flower (plants not cut) soft things (bedding and pillows) never have too many. an chocolate malts.

my spouse knows these things and buys me off all the time.


(kidding but some things are (truish)

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:13 PM (FKrah)

139 Oh and sock off.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 19, 2017 12:13 PM (yL25O)

140 "Sexual Assault"?

What's that?

Fondling?

Rape?


From the Alanis Morrisette Little Red Book of Rapeynessismness:

"Any unwanted touching, looking, complimenting, seeing, smelling, noting, breathing or any other form of personal spaciness-invading-type stuff that isn't specifically invited by the womyn even if she invites it and later decides you're icky, in which case she'll still call you a secksual predator on Twitter because Grrrrrl Pwr!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 12:14 PM (tRaq7)

141 I hate the taste of pumpkin. Nevertheless, I'm going with a few friends to a huge pumpkin carving contest/festival tonight.

Is there a political slant to this I need to know about before I do this?

Posted by: RM at October 19, 2017 12:14 PM (U3LtS)

142 There are now two reviews on Amazon for "Chasing Light -- Michelle Obama."

Which one of you assholes wrote the most glowing one? How the last eight years were the best ever, we didn't deserve her, etc?

It HAD to be one of the horde. HAD to be. No one is that fawning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:14 PM (PY9jH)

143 Posted by: Joe Paterno at October 19, 2017 12:12 PM (yL25O)

Uh...where in Ridgewood?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:14 PM (wYseH)

144 She's the dictionary picture of "attention whore."

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 11:56 AM (U+nHb)

I'd hate to see her in this pose.


http://tinyurl.com/neupzx3

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 12:14 PM (NTM5E)

145 mm pecan pie.

whoever said it was so rich they can only eat a little tiny piece is messed up.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:15 PM (FKrah)

146 63. One of my favorite slices was arugula, asiago and truffles in L'Aquila, Italy.

Posted by: kallisto channeling PAULharvey at October 19, 2017 12:15 PM (7l5V0)

147 >>>I make both, and they're excellent

The power of and in action!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 12:15 PM (WSlfz)

148 I bought my wife a nice hot-pink long stem rose the other day. Then that night, one of the cats knocked the vase over, and made a big mess... Bad kitty!

Posted by: Chris M at October 19, 2017 12:15 PM (eAZVt)

149 CBD, I make a pecan pie with dark chocolate and bourbon that is to die for. I may even try a pumpkin/pecan pie this year (I make a few desserts for Thanksgiving).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)

150
Pumpkin, cinnamon, and ground ginger are in most recipes for pumpkin pie. All three are fairly potent vasodilators.

A slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream before going to bed is almost a slam dunk guarantee of zee morgenholz.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 12:16 PM (EgwCt)

151 Chris darn it!

the thought counted tho, really.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:16 PM (FKrah)

152 >>>whoever said it was so rich they can only eat a little tiny piece is messed up.

No no no, they can sit next to me!!
:::pats seat:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (WSlfz)

153 >>>Scores of articles catalog his lousy policy ideas, laughable endorsements, and failed predictions.

Come to me, Billy. I got what you need.

Posted by: Krystal Ball at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (/qEW2)

154 There are now two reviews on Amazon for "Chasing Light -- Michelle Obama."


That book title. smh

So many jokes...so much banning.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (1hM5m)

155 Pie fillings... apple, cherry, rhubarb, peach... everything else is aberrant...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (pL6Vz)

156 pecan pie with dark chocolate and bourbon that is to
die for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)

All of this is fine. But adding pumpkin to pecan pie is an affront to all that is American.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (wYseH)

157 Pumpkin spice pizza. I hope that is one of those "dessert Pizzas" and
is basically just a thin cheesecake type deal. Otherwise, barf.

There's a video of the tatted out hipsters making one at the link. Looks pretty disgusting.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (O5Q3r)

158 Just read the sidebar about the small business owner in Mass who dared have his picture taken in the same place as Donald Trump. Had to calm myself a bit before posting.

In all seriousness, the nonstop vileness of the left is changing me in ways that I honestly am not happy about of proud of.

Posted by: RM at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (U3LtS)

159 so we Are having a pie fight. a day late but finally.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (FKrah)

160 Pecan pancakes!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (WSlfz)

161 >>True story, lived a few years in Ridgewood as a kid, and our neighbors were an absolute caricature mob family...


Heh! My freshman year roommate in college was daughter of a mob lawyer. Can still remember my parents face when this guy, who looked like Pavarotti, put one arm around roomy, one arm around me and told them, "Don't worry! I'll make sure they're safe!" Really didn't understand who/how high up the guy was until years later, reading about him in the news...



Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

162 There's a video of the tatted out hipsters making one at the link. Looks pretty disgusting.


The pizza or the hipster?

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (7n4KQ)

163 Pecan pie is gelatinous molasses with crunchy things in it. Gak.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (mcI77)

164 All of this is fine. But adding pumpkin to pecan pie is an affront to all that is American.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (wYseH)


I'll dig out the recipe for a Sunday food thread. It sounds scrumptious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (PY9jH)

165 Uh...where in Ridgewood?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:14 PM (wYseH)

....

325 Goffle Brook Rd. ha.

Right on the border with Wycoff iirc. And Midland Park was walking distance away. So the edge of town.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (yL25O)

166 pie.
pecan and pumpkin, for the win . and on the same day. even better.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (FKrah)

167 Which would explain his love for pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Explains why the Weinstein's never left Harvey alone with the thanksgiving pies.

Posted by: Diogenes


"Look, Harvey, nobody's going to buy this scene. Can we change it to some other kind of pie? Apple, maybe?"

--Overheard on the set of American Pie

Posted by: Brother Cavil, #FireSessions at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (AM1GF)

168 PeCAN or peKAWN??

:::hands disappear under the table:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (WSlfz)

169 Good to see ole W Bush coming out against Trump ... one question, where the hell was he when TFG was destroying the country .... that tells me all I need to know

Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (P1GJy)

170 A slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream before going to bed is almost a slam dunk guarantee of zee morgenholz.



Might want to check and clear it with Morgan first.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (kWQPe)

171 >>155 Pie fillings... apple, cherry, rhubarb, peach... everything else is aberrant...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (pL6Vz)

This.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (mcI77)

172 14. If you're headed to the one in Chadds Ford leave early cause traffic is atrocious.

Posted by: kallisto channeling PAULharvey at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (7l5V0)

173 166 pie.
pecan and pumpkin, for the win . and on the same day. even better.
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (FKrah)

Heretic.

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (pL6Vz)

174 kawn in my family

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (FKrah)

175
PeCAN or peKAWN??



:::hands disappear under the table:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (WSlfz)


PeCAN

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (PY9jH)

176 >>>Pecan pie is gelatinous molasses with crunchy things in it. Gak.

Shoo fly pie, anyone?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (WSlfz)

177 There are now two reviews on Amazon for "Chasing Light -- Michelle Obama."

Was the other one fawning as well. Didn't see that.

I would be tempted to put something way over the top too, but having not looked at the book-and having no desire to do so, I wouldn't feel right about doing that. The fawning review did make me laugh, however

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 12:20 PM (iVOAv)

178 The inside of pumpkins...all that goo. Blech. I remember hating that part of pumpkin carving.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:20 PM (1hM5m)

179 But adding pumpkin to pecan pie is an affront to all that is American.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (wYseH)

What if you add pumpkin to chili?

Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2017 12:20 PM (2bIeR)

180 I fear the backlash - but that pumpkin spice pizza admittedly looks good to me.

I love me some pumpkin.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 12:20 PM (ce4vQ)

181 Which one of you assholes wrote the most glowing one? How the last eight years were the best ever, we didn't deserve her, etc?

It HAD to be one of the horde. HAD to be. No one is that fawning.


I confess: it was Mary Cloggenstien of Brattleboro.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 12:20 PM (tRaq7)

182 kraken, sniff. told ya I'm a mess, heck I'd even drink a chocolate malt while eating either

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:20 PM (FKrah)

183
What if you add pumpkin to chili?


You get a precursor to carrot cake.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 12:20 PM (7n4KQ)

184 142 There are now two reviews on Amazon for "Chasing Light -- Michelle Obama."

Which one of you assholes wrote the most glowing one? How the last eight years were the best ever, we didn't deserve her, etc?

It HAD to be one of the horde. HAD to be. No one is that fawning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:14 PM (PY9jH)

/points to who got first on the thread

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 19, 2017 12:20 PM (NgKpN)

185 Nope...light corn syrup should never be in a pecan pie. Gross.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 19, 2017 12:21 PM (aW5/6)

186 179 But adding pumpkin to pecan pie is an affront to all that is American.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (wYseH)

What if you add pumpkin to chili?
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2017 12:20 PM (2bIeR)

See??... that's the slippery slope...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:21 PM (pL6Vz)

187 "pecan pie with dark chocolate and bourbon that is to
die for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)

All of this is fine. But adding pumpkin to pecan pie is an affront to all that is American."

__________________________________
__________________________________

Amen, CBD, preach it.Pecan pie is awesome. Even better with the chocolate.

But PUMPKIN? Jane, please don't cross over to the dark side!


Posted by: RM at October 19, 2017 12:21 PM (U3LtS)

188 Janes peKawn pie sounds delicious.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:21 PM (FKrah)

189
Good to see ole W Bush coming out against Trump ... one question,
where the hell was he when TFG was destroying the country .... that
tells me all I need to know

Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (P1GJy)


When W praised Madeline Albright, I turned off the TV. I supported him for eight years, but I'm done. He sat on his hands and refused to defend himself, even against the JEF blaming his own failings on W.


NOW he finds his voice so he can bash PDT. Screw him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:22 PM (PY9jH)

190
I've had pumpkin soup in Jamaica. Wonderful taste. I did not expect to like it, but waiter patiently explained that everyone thinks they won't like it but does.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 12:22 PM (EgwCt)

191 Janes peKawn pie sounds delicious.

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We both know what would make it better.....

Posted by: Pot at October 19, 2017 12:23 PM (dZcfE)

192 I can't really tell for sure, but is Gwyneth Paltrow saying she got taken advantage of in her deal with Harry Weinstein?

Most people don't look at human relationships as transactional, but there seem to be a group in Hollywood, like Weinstein (and maybe Paltrow), who do.

Sex is payment for movie roles, and covering up or abetting weird sex practices is payment expected for job promotions, and like positive news stories are demanded from authors in return for optioning their books.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 12:23 PM (ylUqT)

193 bush has really teed me off, I used to have family arguments about him and defended him through thick and thin.
never again.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:23 PM (FKrah)

194 Well, lesbians can molest young girls too!

Posted by: Equal Rights for Everyone! at October 19, 2017 12:24 PM (2mC6G)

195 Breitbart has an article and brief video of a woman in Raqqa who is so overjoyed at being freed from ISIS that she leaps about, hugging the Kurdish and Syrian US backed fighters who freed her, then proceeds to rip off the black burqa revealing a leopard print dress underneath that would have Rep. Wilson drooling with envy.

It's actually a heart warming video, I can only imagine the horrors that poor woman has been subjected to.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 12:24 PM (q8GYT)

196 How does something that looks like that "lure" anything? That's a "go run screaming" face if I've ever seen one!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 12:24 PM (EaQ6/)

197 I can eat one piece of pumpkin pie and I'm fine. A second slice and I have the raging shits for the rest of the day.

Anyone else?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:24 PM (mcI77)

198 All the mental and emotional energy I wasted defending that retard.

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:24 PM (rmVvL)

199 I wonder if Gwyneth's obsession with vajayjay steaming began after her incident with Weinstein?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:25 PM (PY9jH)

200 Man on Trial For Sexually Assaulting 10-Year-Old Girl in Bathroom - Lawyer Claims 'My Client Identifies as a Woman'




So all you have to do these days to ID as a woman is grow your hair long and slap on some makeup and Miguel can pretend to be Michelle? Come to think of it Miguel is about as feminine as Michelle Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)

201 56
Who told you people don't shit in the bathroom?

Posted by: josephistan

------



The EPA

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 12:00 PM (9tO1t)



Brown privilege.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 12:25 PM (tbOMB)

202 I see MSLSD and CNN trotted out another AA Gold Star family this morning to bash Trump.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
...........

Before I comment on this I need to break out my shiny red cowboy hat and smoke some crack.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2017 12:25 PM (HgMAr)

203 When I was a kid on the farm we fed pumpkins to pigs and later we had pork chops.

That's the best use for pumpkins.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2017 12:25 PM (r6Y2i)

204 I'm not really a fan of pumpkin pie or pecan pie. The latter is like baklava - I like its texture a lot, but it is just too darn sweet.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 12:25 PM (ppBhU)

205 NOW W can speak up. Go away George.

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 12:26 PM (NTM5E)

206 "If you're headed to the one in Chadds Ford leave early cause traffic is atrocious."

That's the one. Last year arrived about 5:30 or so and it was heavy traffic but manageable. It's a shame that it has almost gotten undoable.

Posted by: RM at October 19, 2017 12:27 PM (U3LtS)

207 All the mental and emotional energy I wasted defending that retard.

Same here. And Dondi, too.

We have the worst political class in history. We can't vote them out fast enough to suit me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 12:27 PM (tRaq7)

208 The media,the Democrats (birm) did nothing but shit on him and he smiled and gave them cutesy nicknames.

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:27 PM (rmVvL)

209 My eyes scar a little more each time I see that monkey. It's so awful and unnatural on so many levels.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:27 PM (1hM5m)

210 199 I wonder if Gwyneth's obsession with vajayjay steaming began after her incident with Weinstein?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:25 PM (PY9jH)


Might also explain the anal bleaching craze.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 12:27 PM (7n4KQ)

211 Just think, if that 10 year old girl from Wyoming tweets #MeToo, she'll be branded a hater.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 19, 2017 12:27 PM (Gmq4N)

212 I'm so glad W is seen as a pussy clown and is essentially irrelevant at this point. Never liked him or his family.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:28 PM (mcI77)

213 pie+ wrong= pot pies.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:28 PM (FKrah)

214 199 I wonder if Gwyneth's obsession with vajayjay steaming began after her incident with Weinstein
=====================

Not a woman, so m opinion maybe doesn't matte, but Harry is one ugly guy and vayjayjay steaming would seem to be a good first step.

Exorcism?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 12:28 PM (ylUqT)

215 There are now two reviews on Amazon for "Chasing Light -- Michelle Obama."


That book title. smh

So many jokes...so much banning.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (1hM5m)


Chasing Light; Catching Light in the Loafers?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Show Your Team Colors with an Outrage Outlet Yell Leader Outfit! at October 19, 2017 12:28 PM (hLRSq)

216 197 I can eat one piece of pumpkin pie and I'm fine. A second slice and I have the raging shits for the rest of the day.

----------

Thank you for sharing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 12:28 PM (yVzPP)

217 Shoo fly pie, anyone?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
You are singing the song of my people BSG!

Wet bottom or dry? (Calm yourself Horde.)

Wet bottom for me

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2017 12:29 PM (tr2D7)

218 >>>I'm not really a fan of pumpkin pie or pecan pie. The latter is like baklava - I like its texture a lot, but it is just too darn sweet.

I got you, Bear. Just give me yours and I will take one for the team.

:::engages tactical spork:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 12:29 PM (WSlfz)

219 PeCAN or peKAWN??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em

~~~~~

Scottish friends call it PEEKin

Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2017 12:29 PM (HiDrR)

220 This thing has happened before. There was this kid who dressed as a girl and was caught raping girls in the bathroom, and then his lawyer argued that the only place for him was a juvenile girl's lockup--where he raped female inmates.

This is what happens when you embrace lunacy as an "expression". We spent months on stupid arguments on SSM, and when that got everybody stupid enough, they launched Bizarro World.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2017 12:29 PM (2mC6G)

221 142 There are now two reviews on Amazon for "Chasing Light -- Michelle Obama."

Which one of you assholes wrote the most glowing one? How the last eight years were the best ever, we didn't deserve her, etc?

It HAD to be one of the horde. HAD to be. No one is that fawning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:14 PM (PY9jH)



"... Michelle's goals and accomplishments as First Lady - ... girls should be allowed to go to school ..."


Huh? Was that an issue? I missed that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 12:29 PM (YqDXo)

222 Irish, leave it to the scotts to make things even more difficult.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:30 PM (FKrah)

223 216 197 I can eat one piece of pumpkin pie and I'm fine. A second slice and I have the raging shits for the rest of the day.

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Thank you for sharing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 12:28 PM (yVzPP)


Valid concern. Should I go see an internist?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:30 PM (mcI77)

224 Trump finally destroying the Bush Dynasty is maybe the greatest thing he ever did. He didn't just beat Jeb, he humiliated both him and his brother.

The Bush family is the worst thing to have ever happened to the GOP.

Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 12:30 PM (lKmt3)

225 Not to be a PITA, but I never liked W, and I never spent any time defending him. And I never will. But I blame him, oh so very much, for certain things.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:30 PM (1hM5m)

226 221 Well,prior to Obama girls were barefoot and pregnant fetching sammiches for the men folk instead of going to school..

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:30 PM (rmVvL)

227 >>>Wet bottom or dry? (Calm yourself Horde.)

WET BOTTOM BUT OF COURSE!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 12:30 PM (WSlfz)

228
Odd on the MFM covering the tranny attacking the girl in the bathroom are lower than the Vichy Republicans not selling us out on everything and anything.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 12:30 PM (493sH)

229 George W Bush is a pussy. He can just sit back, and resume eating his bag o dicks. With John "Mailman" Kasich. Assholes in the mold of Chuck U Schumer. They are all the same. United in their hatred for anything good. Fuck em all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (KP5rU)

230 Every last member of the Bush family needs to STFU.

They're a significant part of the decline of this nation.

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (j+dfT)

231 "puhkahn"

Posted by: RM at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (U3LtS)

232 Axeman and one wonders if the GUY might have dressed as a girl to just have access to his victims and not "girlish" at all?

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (FKrah)

233 Impressive #1 post: avoids saying "first" or any cheesey "corgi" reference; employs a running gag that will be misinterpreted by all new visitors; and the hash never posts again on the thread.

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (etctz)

234 Pinterest has informed me, that yes, there are LOTS of recipes for pumpkin chili out there.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (vg8iE)

235 My eyes scar a little more each time I see that monkey. It's so awful and unnatural on so many levels.

its better than the painting of the "lady" from earlier today

Posted by: yeta at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (RzUqr)

236 142 There are now two reviews on Amazon for "Chasing Light -- Michelle Obama."

Which one of you assholes wrote the most glowing one? How the last eight years were the best ever, we didn't deserve her, etc?

It HAD to be one of the horde. HAD to be. No one is that fawning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:14 PM (PY9jH)


" Mrs. Obama is the epitome of intelligence, grace, beauty, and compassion."

Whoa.

Next sentence: "I work in college administration ..."

Ah. All now becomes clear.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 12:32 PM (YqDXo)

237 All of this is fine. But adding pumpkin to pecan pie is an affront to all that is American.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:17 PM (wYseH)



Nuttin's better.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 12:32 PM (tbOMB)

238 Can the "But I was ALWAYS female!!!" trannies and the "Aren't you fascinated by my transformation???" trannies just start eating each other now?

Posted by: Hikaru at October 19, 2017 12:32 PM (qshm3)

239 Pumpkin Spice pizza is even less appetizing when you see it being made by the hands of a hipsterdouche fucknozzle with more ink on his skin than a police lineup.

Posted by: Weinstein's Secret Book of Distasteful Jokes at October 19, 2017 12:32 PM (+dsLj)

240
Speaking of stories the MFM won't cover, Trump tweeted this morning about fake news not covering the Clinton/uranium story. I'd like to see him rub their noses in all of the stories they refuse to cover because it hurts their side

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 12:32 PM (493sH)

241 I'm getting tired of that damn monkey.

Posted by: MAGA at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM (LnOh3)

242
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 12:24 PM (q8GYT)
I have one of these YPG patches that the soldier in this pic has on. Bless the Kurds.


https://sofrep.com/55129/childishly-superficial-anger-us-special-forces-wearing-kurdish-ypg-patches/

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM (NTM5E)

243 NOW he finds his voice so he can bash PDT. Screw him.
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I think that is why Cruz is exempt from Bannon's primary vow. Can any of us imagine what the Bush crew would run and endorse? They have the money, influence, and combined power to really embarrass TX and Cornyn is awful enough for two. Heavens-to-Betsy, that would be 'Revenge of the RINOS'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM (MIKMs)

244 George Bush is a fucking asshole and all around piece of shit.

Fuck off and die you stupid cocksucker.

When you look at it, the Bush family has been spectacularly destructive to this country.

Warmongers and each was a complete fuck up that led directly to both Clinton and Obama.

I curse him and the rest of incompetent, inbred family.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM (Wtll+)

245 I'd laugh at pumpkin spice pizza, but glass houses. I had pumpkin tortilla chips with pumpkin salsa from Trader Joe's last night.

Bring on pumpkin everything!'Tis the season! Cultural appropriation or no, hah.
Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 11:58 AM (hvf9s)


I would try this. I might even attempt at making it.

To each his/her own. Not until you try it, as the saying goes.

Pumpkin is used in many dishes in Italy. Puddings, and this comes closer to Pumpkin Pizza than the Jersey pizza: Parmigiano di zucca: Pumpkin Squash with Mozzarella and tomato.

One of my favorite pizza's is Spinach with goat cheese. I remember a very Italian family small pizza joint serving a Spinach pizza with white sauce. Was one of their best sellers.

Life is boring if you don't explore.

I made a lovely cheese ravioli dish with pumpkin sauce this past weekend. CBD has the picts to prove it! Was delicious.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM (fceHP)

246 Posted by: TexasDan at October 19, 2017 12:18 PM (yL25O)

I live about two miles from there.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM (wYseH)

247 Gwenyth Paltrow is a vile woman & one I have no sympathy for. She made many films with HW company.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM (1hM5m)

248 Let's go, Yellowstone, do your thing. It's time for a restart.

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 12:34 PM (EaQ6/)

249 As far as that visually-impaired trans-woman and the allegedly under-age girl are concerned, I would just like to say that...


well...


SHUT UP, YOU TRUMP LOVING HATERS!

I am going to be in my safe space until Black Friday.

Posted by: Target Director of Social Justice at October 19, 2017 12:34 PM (16OL0)

250 Man on Trial For Sexually Assaulting 10-Year-Old Girl in Bathroom - Lawyer Claims 'My Client Identifies as a Woman'



I'd like to ask his lawyer, so what? aren't women capable of sexually assaulting a 10 year old?

Posted by: yeta at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (RzUqr)

251 George H.W. Bush: "Voodoo economics."

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (j+dfT)

252 "Good to see ole W Bush coming out against Trump ... one question, where the hell was he when TFG was destroying the country .... that tells me all I need to know
Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (P1GJy)"

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I think W's attitude is that we can't have a parvenu like Trump horning in on the exclusive presidents club. That's reserved for patricians like himself, his dad and their brother from another mother Clinton. I hear they're adopting Obama as well.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (r6Y2i)

253 The entire Bush family are like a giant skintag on the rectum of America. And, fucking Nazis. Without the armbands.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (KP5rU)

254 The W. hatred is a trifle excessive.

You would have preferred Algore or Kerry?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (ppBhU)

255 St. Maarten airport re-opened to commercial operations on October 10, following the devastation caused by hurricanes Irma and Maria, but airport officials say that repairs are still underway.

Meanwhile, on Barbuda, repairs to Codrington airport have been hampered by the presence of feral donkeys. British charity The Donkey Sanctuary has flown in an emergency team to help locals deal with the animals.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (e8kgV)

256 238 Can the "But I was ALWAYS female!!!" trannies and the "Aren't you fascinated by my transformation???" trannies just start eating each other now?
Posted by: Hikaru at October 19, 2017 12:32 PM (qshm3)


Phrasing.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (xjiRE)

257 Here is a much better use for a pumpkin:

http://tinyurl.com/yanbzkgd

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 19, 2017 12:36 PM (lIZQs)

258 Michelle's goals and accomplishments as First Lady - kids should exercise and eat vegetables and girls should be allowed to go to school

WTF?

Hey all, did you know girls weren't allowed to go to school till Mooch did...something?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 12:36 PM (ul9CR)

259 >>231 "puhkahn" Posted by: RM at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (U3LtS)

This. Pronounced correctly, it should sound like a ricochet.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2017 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)

260 202 I see MSLSD and CNN trotted out another AA Gold Star family this morning to bash Trump.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
...........

Before I comment on this I need to break out my shiny red cowboy hat and smoke some crack.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2017 12:25 PM (HgMAr)

The latest nonsense is that Trump has a double pose for Melania in public.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 12:36 PM (7HtZB)

261 When W praised Madeline Albright, I turned off the TV. I supported him for eight years, but I'm done. He sat on his hands and refused to defend himself, even against the JEF blaming his own failings on W.


NOW he finds his voice so he can bash PDT. Screw him.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:22 PM (PY9jH)


Ditto, Jane. I put W in the same class now as McStain: a bitter asshole whose joy now is sticking his thumb into the eyes of the deplorable flag-humping degenerates who tossed !Jeb over the side.

Dubya can EABOD.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)

262 The lmonkey, and Sonobi, in juxtaposition.... sort of like pumpkin pie.....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (pL6Vz)

263 Gov of Puerto Rico seems to have a bro crush on Trump. Giving him major kudos in presser.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)

264 Patrician W that the media around the world portrayed as an ignorant cowboy/Hitler/Chimp...

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (rmVvL)

265 Bear, no, But shouldn't he support those who supported him?

the deal is is We defended him from the left and the Gores and Kerry's yet when we've had enough being squashed in the machine and Vote outside the box he undercuts US

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (FKrah)

266 @255. Nobody expects the feral donkeys.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (jHrzU)

267 I think W's attitude is that we can't have a parvenu like Trump horning in on the exclusive presidents club. That's reserved for patricians like himself, his dad and their brother from another mother Clinton. I hear they're adopting Obama as well.

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Obama gets only a limited membership. Bubba Clinton says they need someone to bring the coffee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (yVzPP)

268 254
The W. hatred is a trifle excessive.



You would have preferred Algore or Kerry?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (ppBhU)



Hmm, anal warts or ass-raped by a mad goat?


Gee, you're right. Anal warts doesn't sound all that bad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (tbOMB)

269 Cautiously.....

W was a good war president, I think. He did what needed to be done in the wake of 9/11. But definitely his statist impulses really diluted what could have been a GREAT war president. TSA? Being bribed by accepting prescription drug coverage for war support that Kennedy crapped on anyway?

And keeping his mouth shut for the past eight years is keeping with tradition - which makes it telling that now he decides to open his yap.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (eytER)

270 Axeman and one wonders if the GUY might have dressed as a girl to just have access to his victims and not "girlish" at all?
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (FKrah)
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And that's what I've argued from the beginning. The libs act like it's a law of Nature that no opposite-oriented perv (I could call it a hetero--but that sounds normal.) would ever cross-dress for access to molestation. Yeah, you know the guys screwing children have a lot of pride--what are they going to say to their children-screwing beer bros???!!

You have a problem? Libs have a caricature for that--and if you don't understand their hard-fast rules and stereotypes about everything--well, you just have no acumen for nuance like they do. Punch a Nazi is just so full of unappreciated nuance!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (2mC6G)

271 Uranium bribes?

Sorry, gotta recuse myself. I urinate three or four times during the night every night.

Posted by: The Late Jeff Sessions at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (j+dfT)

272 57 Xhe identifies as a woman, and we all know only men can rape. Case dismissed.
_____________

Hey, you don't get to say that.

That's my job.

Posted by: Hawaii judge at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (BXf9o)

273 Gwenyth Paltrow is a vile woman & one I have no sympathy for. She made many films with HW company.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM


She really steams you, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (ctuyM)

274 Not one fucking word did he say during 8 years of the most anti American piece of shit ever to inhabit the WH

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (rmVvL)

275 A good parent would have beat Martinez to death while it was still in the bathroom.

Posted by: CPT11A at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (gY9Ct)

276 You would have preferred Algore or Kerry?

******************

An algore/lurch may have gotten us Trump sooner and spared us from ever seeing Obama.

Posted by: Weinstein's Secret Book of Distasteful Jokes at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (+dsLj)

277 @254

Yes.


Posted by: Kreplach at October 19, 2017 12:39 PM (Wtll+)

278 254; What exactly would have been the difference. W did as much damage as those two fucktards would have done. He was commie lite. Fucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:39 PM (KP5rU)

279 254 The W. hatred is a trifle excessive.

You would have preferred Algore or Kerry?
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (ppBhU)

No, not one bit. The Bush family are part of the Elite better than us group, though, for which I have no love.

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:39 PM (pL6Vz)

280 its better than the painting of the "lady" from earlier today


But I only have to see her once. While Rooster Ape pierce-a-lot I see frequently.

I miss Gorila Pundit. He was wise and kind. This one looks like he has escaped from the rubber room at the zoo and dropped acid.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:39 PM (1hM5m)

281 transient moments

ISWYDT.

(Read the comments above? Of course not, I'm a moron.)

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at October 19, 2017 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

282 You would think the fall of ISIS would be the lead story.

Posted by: MAGA at October 19, 2017 12:39 PM (LnOh3)

283 Ditto, Jane. I put W in the same class now as McStain: a bitter asshole whose joy now is sticking his thumb into the eyes of the deplorable flag-humping degenerates who tossed !Jeb over the side.



Dubya can EABOD.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)



It's a good time to remind people that you can send someone a bag of dicks "anonymously."*

https://dicksbymail.com/


*YMMV

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 12:40 PM (tbOMB)

284 "Good to see ole W Bush coming out against Trump ... one question, where the hell was he when TFG was destroying the country .... that tells me all I need to know
Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2017 12:19 PM (P1GJy)"


I wonder how Perino will respond. She supports Bush no matter what. Maybe she'll stay silent.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 12:40 PM (fceHP)

285 Now W wants to comment, yeeesh, where was your backbone/voice as the MFM lied (and lied, and lied,...) about Katrina.

Liked you better when you were mute.

Posted by: Gossamer at October 19, 2017 12:40 PM (/CXhS)

286 "puhkahn" Posted by: RM at October 19, 2017 12:31 PM (U3LtS)

This. Pronounced correctly, it should sound like a ricochet.



Texas. Two words.

Pe can.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 12:40 PM (kWQPe)

287 steevy, yes, that's the deal right there. the country was being smashed, he didn't say a fkn thing.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:40 PM (FKrah)

288 So now will it be bad form to blame Bush and the Jewzzz ? We're left with only the Juzzz now? For everything? crap.

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 12:41 PM (EaQ6/)

289 Pumpkin Spice Pizza? Damn, I'd have to eat a pound of shit to get the taste out of my mouth.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 19, 2017 12:41 PM (gEgJ9)

290 so Bush, you're either with us or not.

period

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:41 PM (FKrah)

291 Algore - yes.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:41 PM (1hM5m)

292 @282

You'd think but just like the MSM maintained and curated the no drama Obama illusion they are going to make sure no good news gets reported or make sure it's shaped to within an inch of it's life.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 19, 2017 12:41 PM (Wtll+)

293 >>W Bush...That's reserved for patricians like himself

One man's patrician is another man's dude-ranch cowboy, I guess.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2017 12:41 PM (Bdeb0)

294 I used to go by the W is a decent guy assumption.

Yes, not criticizing Presidents is what a decent guy does.

Then criticizing Presidents in context of that makes it look less like you are a decent guy and more like an asshole.

Sorry W I used to argue for you vociferously. I am disappoint.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2017 12:41 PM (jHrzU)

295 But I only have to see her once. While Rooster Ape pierce-a-lot I see frequently.

I miss Gorila Pundit. He was wise and kind. This one looks like he has escaped from the rubber room at the zoo and dropped acid.


^^ this is true ...

Posted by: yeta at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (RzUqr)

296 238 Can the "But I was ALWAYS female!!!" trannies and the "Aren't you fascinated by my transformation???" trannies just start eating each other now?
Posted by: Hikaru at October 19, 2017

*
*
One of my cats, black longhaired Marie-Antoinette, was mistyped as a female cat (it's hard to see stuff in the back of a longhaired cat). When we found out she was male, we continued to call her "Marie" and "her." What were we going to do, rename her "Murray Antoinette"?

I tell Miss Linda that Marie was ahead of her time -- the first "gender-fluid" cat.

In Marie's case, it was all harmless. She wasn't invading public restrooms to molest male children.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (Tgext)

297 I'd have to eat a pound of shit to get the taste out of my mouth.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 19, 2017 12:41 PM (gEgJ9)

Sounds like a great idea!!

Posted by: Shep at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (NTM5E)

298 Michelle's goals and accomplishments as First Lady - kids should exercise and eat vegetables and girls should be allowed to go to school

WTF?

Hey all, did you know girls weren't allowed to go to school till Mooch did...something?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 12:36 PM (ul9CR)



So all those girls I went to school with were really....guys?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (493sH)

299 So now will it be bad form to blame Bush and the Jewzzz ? We're left with only the Juzzz now? For everything?
========

Well, I for one blame both of them. I bet Bush is a fucking dirty GD Jew himself.

Posted by: V. Plame at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (vg8iE)

300 P kawn

P kawn

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (FKrah)

301 I actually voted for Alan Keyes in the 2000 primary.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (mcI77)

302 >>> Gwenyth Paltrow is a vile woman & one I have no sympathy for. She made many films with HW company. Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM (1hM5m)

The story of how Gwynnie stole the Shakespeare in Love role that got her an Oscar, from bestie at the time Winona Ryder, is famous and well known. Hwood backstabbing at its best. If that crap move for a part kept Winona out of Harvey's clutches, and got Gwyneth into his, then karma is real and lovely.

Though I have a feeling Winona has her own share of abuse stories. She was Hwood's gorgeous goth It girl for a long while, no way a producer or director wasn't a slimeball to her.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (hvf9s)

303 Hmm, anal warts or ass-raped by a mad goat?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM


What ever happened to the AoSHQ Horde embracing the power of and?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Abdul McAbdullyface at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (ctuyM)

304 274 Not one fucking word did he say during 8 years of the most anti American piece of shit ever to inhabit the WH
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (rmVvL)


That is pretty telling.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (xjiRE)

305 What's next? Candy cane pizza?

Posted by: Very Undude at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (2X7pN)

306 Miss the gorilla.
The damn monkey I see every day walking around my city . . . and they pretend to be human.

As for all the women saying HW assaulted them:
1. If you worked with him afterward - you are a whore
2. If you thought he raped you and did not call the cops right afterward - you are a whore.
3. If you took a settlement from him and now are breaking its conditions - you are a broke whore.

The only one who does not fit into one of the above is Angelina Jolee. She said he tried to hit on her, she got disgusted and left and never worked with him again. She should of slapped him, but that's her call. The rest, they took it as the price of doing business and twenty years later got no money and no prospects.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 12:43 PM (QMwOT)

307 128 >>My husband told me about a study he read that says the scent of pumpkin pie is an aphrodisiac for men.

______________________________________

I agree. Especially when the pumpkin pie is served on the midsection of a nude European supermodel.

Posted by: Nutmeg at October 19, 2017 12:43 PM (wo3jg)

308 269 Cautiously.....

W was a good war president, I think. He did what needed to be done in the wake of 9/11. But definitely his statist impulses really diluted what could have been a GREAT war president. TSA? Being bribed by accepting prescription drug coverage for war support that Kennedy crapped on anyway?

And keeping his mouth shut for the past eight years is keeping with tradition - which makes it telling that now he decides to open his yap.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (eytER)

Sorry... no...

He set the conditions up for us to perpetually be at war... to not win.

Because he would not define the real enemy.

He cemented into American Government that the President can take us to War, everywhere, anytime he really wishes.

We now have active combat operations in something like 15 countries. All with no declaration of War... against enemies that no longer even fit the definition of the War on Terror Act crap (which was Al Q and its allies).

He had a moment in history, when he could have used the Righteous Anger of the American People to change the world.... and he punted... making the World LESS safe.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 19, 2017 12:43 PM (NgKpN)

309 All Bush had to do was be quiet.There is a need, I guess, for the Betters to pile on that vulgar man in the White House.
Rather sickening behavior...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:43 PM (pL6Vz)

310 I was gone for a few hours so didn't experience it in real time, but dang...that EMT troll was embarrassingly lame.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2017 12:44 PM (mQ0Mc)

311 Gwenyth Paltrow is a vile woman & one I have no sympathy for. She made many films with HW company.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM
_________________

The thing about Gwynnie is that she only told us half of her Harvey story.

She left out the part about what happened after Pitt threatened Weinstein, and Weinstein called Gwyneth and told her to never again tell anybody what happened between them.

We know that Weinstein didn't put women in his movies unless they played his game. And after he warned Gwyneth not to talk, he put her in several more of his movies, and even promoted her heavily for the Oscar.

So how, exactly, did Gwyneth happen to develop such a cozy working relationship with Harvey?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 12:44 PM (BXf9o)

312 So all those girls I went to school with were really....guys?!?!?


uhm - did you see the "lady" painting earlier? Yes they were all guys

Posted by: yeta at October 19, 2017 12:44 PM (RzUqr)

313 I was just a wee lass, never allowed to go to skewl like the boys.

says no american girl ever.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:44 PM (FKrah)

314 I like pumpkin pie and pumpkin roll with creamed cheese. I just don't want pumpkin on a pizza, but I guess the idea is that's it's something like butternut squash-, a vegetable. I like butternut squash-just not on pizza

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 12:44 PM (iVOAv)

315 condoleeza rice, colon "blow" powell, g.w. bush. the triumverate of shit. thank god for warcock cheney.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (KP5rU)

316 There are now two reviews on Amazon for "Chasing Light -- Michelle Obama."
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A companion to Reggie's 'Power Forward'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (9tO1t)

317 Gov of Puerto Rico seems to have a bro crush on Trump. Giving him major kudos in presser.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)



MFM: Doesn't fit the narrative!!! Send it all traces of the presser down the memory hole for destruction

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (493sH)

318 I think W's attitude is that we can't have a parvenu like Trump horning in on the exclusive presidents club.

So is Obama like Issac the bartender?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (O5Q3r)

319 268 - You have undesirable choices in politics all the time. Hell, Trump's primary virtue has been repeatedly described by some posters and commenters alike on this site as not being Hillary. Fact is, most commenters would have defended W. with the same zeal as Trump back in the day (and many here probably did). But now he's a "nazi" to quote the comment immediately before mine above. No sale. There's a kind of Stalinist dynamic at work here; the declaration of unpersons, pretending that they were never a member of the party in good standing. It's bullshit. You don't like something W. currently does or says? No problem; say so. But don't expect me to pretend he wasn't a fine president because you're piqued. It's a lie.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (ppBhU)

320 "the deal is is We defended him from the left and the Gores and Kerry's yet when we've had enough being squashed in the machine and Vote outside the box he undercuts US
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (FKrah)"

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That's what sticks in my craw too. We defended him when he thought he was above it all but he's not too exalted to attack us.

That's why I appreciated Trump warning McCain that at some point he will fight back.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (r6Y2i)

321 So how, exactly, did Gwyneth happen to develop such a cozy working relationship with Harvey?
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Oh, the things these poor, brittle bones have done to help little Gwynnie-Poo.

Posted by: Blythe Danner at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (vg8iE)

322 317 Gov of Puerto Rico seems to have a bro crush on Trump. Giving him major kudos in presser.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)
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He's angling for a job with the Administration.

Or as a concierge at one of Trump's luxury resort properties.

Whichever pays more.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 12:47 PM (wo3jg)

323 I was on a bus in Montreal during Gay Pride week. A dude straight out of one of zombie's pictures got on the bus. No shirt, cowboy chaps, no underwear, enormous cowboy hat, glitter makeup etc.

This clearly flaming dude groped my genitals.

Should I post #MeToo and tell my story, or would that get me kicked off Twitter?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2017 12:47 PM (jhqr1)

324 He cemented into American Government that the President can take us to War, everywhere, anytime he really wishes.

We now have active combat operations in something like 15 countries. All with no declaration of War... against enemies that no longer even fit the definition of the War on Terror Act crap (which was Al Q and its allies).

He had a moment in history, when he could have used the Righteous Anger of the American People to change the world.... and he punted... making the World LESS safe.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 19, 2017 12:43 PM (NgKpN

not really HE actually went to the UN and talked us into the righteousness of fighting.
however yes He didn't clearly define the enemy as ISLAM ,just terrorists. all in the same religion ISLAM.

Barry went to war on a signature and No one not Bush -not anyone fought that, that should have.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:47 PM (FKrah)

325 A companion to Reggie's 'Power Forward'?
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Wait until you read my opus, "Power Bottom."

Posted by: Barry at October 19, 2017 12:47 PM (vg8iE)

326 So an illegal alien started the fire that has killed 50 people in Kalifornia. We need to ban illegal aliens...for the children.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 19, 2017 12:47 PM (3BFzK)

327 305 What's next? Candy cane pizza?

Posted by: Very Undude at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (2X7pN)


Chunked Reindeer and Pine nut.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:47 PM (mcI77)

328 Trump is filibustering the press. He won't stop talking long enough for the presstitutes to shout out a question. Lol!

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 12:48 PM (Enq6K)

329 Pee-kin.


Just kidding, I pronounce it Pih-kawn.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2017 12:48 PM (jhqr1)

330 Bush can go get cockfucked up the ass by an ebola infested humpback whale.

Posted by: Weinstein's Secret Book of Distasteful Jokes at October 19, 2017 12:48 PM (+dsLj)

331 The Bush's have always been globalist fucktards.

A pox on them.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:48 PM (mcI77)

332 My husband told me about a study he read that says the scent of pumpkin pie is an aphrodisiac for men.

Which would explain his love for pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH)



I'm under the impression that men don't need aphrodisiacs...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 12:48 PM (fceHP)

333 Hmmm...

Drudge has removed all reference to the Clinton, Obama, et al Russia Uranium story.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (HiDrR)

334 So all you have to do these days to ID as a woman is grow your hair long and slap on some makeup and Miguel can pretend to be Michelle? Come to think of it Miguel is about as feminine as Michelle Obama

Those 3 guys who dressed up in drag in those Bud Light Ladies Night commercials years ago looked more feminine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (tRaq7)

335 258 Michelle's goals and accomplishments as First Lady - kids should exercise and eat vegetables and girls should be allowed to go to school

WTF?

Hey all, did you know girls weren't allowed to go to school till Mooch did...something?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 12:36 PM (ul9CR)



Maybe she meant sammich-making school.

Could be parallel parking school. I dunno.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (YqDXo)

336 Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (hvf9s)

Winona Ryder would have made a better actress in SIL. She's more talented IMO than Paltrow. Paltrow is kind of wooden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (iVOAv)

337 Not one fucking word did he say during 8 years of the most anti American piece of shit ever to inhabit the WH
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 12:38 PM (rmVvL)

Yup....W and the whole Bush clan can come on down and get them some BOD's.

Joey Chestnut Bush.....yumyumyum.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (nUkMr)

338 >>> Life is boring if you don't explore.
I made a lovely cheese ravioli dish with pumpkin sauce this past weekend. CBD has the picts to prove it! Was delicious. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 12:33 PM (fceHP)

Pumpkin ravioli is wonderful! Pumpkin is super versatile and goes well in savory things too, not just the sweet stuff like pie.

Looking at the link, I think calling it "pumpkin spice" pizza is just hype to get the hipsters to flock there. Base ingredients for the pizza are plain pumpkin puree, fried zucchini, ricotta cheese and walnuts. That actually sounds like an intriguing combo of flavors and textures. There's a dusting of sugar on top but no nutmeg or allspice.

I might actually try making this at home, I'm curious now...

*ducks spatulas being thrown at by the Horde*

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (hvf9s)

339 So an illegal alien started the fire that has killed 50 people in Kalifornia. We need to ban illegal aliens...for the children.




If it saves just one child...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (kWQPe)

340 326

So an illegal alien started the fire that has killed 50 people in Kalifornia. We need to ban illegal aliens...for the children.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 19, 2017 12:47 PM (3BFzK)

Friend in Cali says the rumor there is that the fires are cartel work... burning out pot farms..

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (pL6Vz)

341 For the first time in my adult life, after seeing the creation of pumpkin pizza, I'm really proud of my country. - Michelle

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (EaQ6/)

342 If Bush liked Trump, Trump would be a useless centrist.







Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 19, 2017 12:50 PM (3myMJ)

343 Willow, but you can't discount the crazy part. They feel like females--but at the same time, they rape women.

I can just feel the lib inside me challenge: What's the problem? Do I have a problem with non-binary trans?! See that's the binary, you're one thing, but feel another--but why does it have to be just ONE other thing?! What's wrong with being quasi-trans? You feel like a woman when you enter the bathroom--but when you see something you'd like to nail--you suddenly don't feel as womanly anymore. Trans women don't rape nearly as many women as cis male heteros!!!!

This is how we could extend the non-binary madness to incoherence.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2017 12:50 PM (2mC6G)

344 .
Bush, he of 'Homeland Security' and TSA. Bleah. One of the big sales points, 15 years ago, was that Homeland Security would avoid the 'stovepipe' information clogs that was hampering our great and good Fed agencies from sharing information. The RINOs in Congress still use that excuse when the disgusting Homeland Security nonsense is still operable.

What a crock.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 19, 2017 12:50 PM (MIKMs)

345 >>315 condoleeza rice, colon "blow" powell, g.w. bush. the triumverate of shit. thank god for warcock cheney. Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (KP5rU)

Scooter Libby approves of this message.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2017 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

346 Michelle's goals and accomplishments as First Lady - kids should exercise and eat vegetables and girls should be allowed to go to school

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Don't forget she put couch upholstery on the map again.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2017 12:51 PM (mQ0Mc)

347 I might actually try making this at home, I'm curious now...

*ducks spatulas being thrown at by the Horde*
Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (hvf9s)
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Hoo boy. All I can say is I'm glad the recipe submissions website is closed.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 12:51 PM (KZ0DT)

348 Do not know what W has said recently.
As far as I am concerned I liked him as POTUS and I like him now.
Who the man does or does not vote for is his business. Telling folks his vote is not good form though.
I admire an ex-POTUS that stays out of politics, especially when his 8 years are up. His watch is over.
Advising privately is his best activity.
W was the right man at the helm on 9/11. CAn you picture AlGore on 9/11????
Take W over Obozo in a heartbeat.
W over PDT? No. PDT's got the killer instinct.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 12:51 PM (QMwOT)

349 There's a kind of Stalinist dynamic at work here; the declaration of unpersons, pretending that they were never a member of the party in good standing.


Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (ppBhU)



You missed that little part about Bush not supporting the current president, whereas he could not be found while Obama and minions were busily fundamentally transforming the country, shitting on the military, destroying gains in Iraq and Afghanistan with BS ROE, running up crushing debt with the aid of the GOPe, etc.

It's OK to recognize things for what they are and admit that you were snookered. It's even OK to be angry in retrospect and lash out in hyperbolic terms. Try it.

Otherwise, you slayed that strawman like a boss.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 12:51 PM (tbOMB)

350 So an illegal alien started the fire that has killed 50 people in Kalifornia. We need to ban illegal aliens...for the children.
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It takes one to raze a village.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 12:51 PM (nBBdT)

351 One of my cats, black longhaired Marie-Antoinette, was mistyped as a female cat (it's hard to see stuff in the back of a longhaired cat). When we found out she was male, we continued to call her "Marie" and "her." What were we going to do, rename her "Murray Antoinette"?

I tell Miss Linda that Marie was ahead of her time -- the first "gender-fluid" cat.

In Marie's case, it was all harmless. She wasn't invading public restrooms to molest male children.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (Tgext)

My mom adopted her cat as a kitten & named it "Noelle." She took it to the vet & called it "Noel." My mom said, "No, it's 'Noelle.'" The vet turned the cat around & pointed out his little fuzzies & said, "No, it's 'Noel.'"

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 12:52 PM (7HtZB)

352 he was a better President than the others Bear, He still allowed the dynamic because of not fighting against the enemy in our borders and opening the borders for His cronies. Not fighting against the Left we had to do that For him.

and now opens his mouth while allowing the country to be totally destroyed by the left for the last decade.


while we fight just to maintain what was otherwise understood by most of America not long ago.

so no I don't forgive this.



Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:52 PM (FKrah)

353 321 So how, exactly, did Gwyneth happen to develop such a cozy working relationship with Harvey?
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Oh, the things these poor, brittle bones have done to help little Gwynnie-Poo.
Posted by: Blythe Danner at October 19, 2017

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Blythe, baby, on your worst day and her best, you were hotter than your daughter has ever been.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 12:52 PM (Tgext)

354 W is the embodiment of what ace talks about with the Muh Principles conservatives. It is a principle that Presidents do not criticize their successors.

Until it isn't.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2017 12:53 PM (jHrzU)

355 So all those girls I went to school with were really....guys?!?!?
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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At least one of them, if you were a classmate of mine!

Posted by: Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle at October 19, 2017 12:53 PM (j+dfT)

356 W never said a G-D word for the eight long years the JEF was tearing this country apart.

All of a sudden, he found his voice and attacks Trump.

*spit*

Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2017 12:53 PM (HiDrR)

357 Ace up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2017 12:53 PM (mpXpK)

358 >>That actually sounds like an intriguing combo of flavors and textures. Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 12:49 PM (hvf9s)

That actually sounds like an intriguing way to break Canis Zod of begging for people food.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2017 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)

359 "I wonder how Perino will respond. She supports Bush no matter what. Maybe she'll stay silent.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 12:40 PM (fceHP)"

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I don't care, I don't take any notice of her any more.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2017 12:53 PM (r6Y2i)

360 Vaffanculo! Making pizza into pumpkin spice is against the friggin' laws of friggin' nature.

Posted by: Vito "Pie Plate" Spaghettini at October 19, 2017 12:53 PM (wo3jg)

361 323 I was on a bus in Montreal during Gay Pride week. A dude straight out of one of zombie's pictures got on the bus. No shirt, cowboy chaps, no underwear, enormous cowboy hat, glitter makeup etc.

This clearly flaming dude groped my genitals.

Should I post #MeToo and tell my story, or would that get me kicked off Twitter?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2017 12:47 PM (jhqr1)


Did you cut his prick off???
Should have.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 12:54 PM (QMwOT)

362 kids should exercise and eat vegetables and girls should be allowed to go to school
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*throws flag*

The use of the term 'girls' is now being discouraged. The preferable expression is, 'Children with vaginas'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 12:54 PM (nBBdT)

363 Valid concern. Should I go see an internist?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 12:30 PM (mcI77)

Depends.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 12:54 PM (O848g)

364 >>> Oh, the things these poor, brittle bones have done to help little Gwynnie-Poo. Posted by: Blythe Danner at October 19, 2017 12:45 PM (vg8iE)

I assumed that Gwyneth was untouchable from abuse because of Spielberg being her godfather or whatever, and the clout of her acting directing parents. But it sounds like when the abuse happened, she didn't go to THEM, she turned to her BF at the time Brad Pitt. Either she never told them, or when she finally did there was nothing they could or would do to change things.

I don't know what that says about the industry or Gwyneth's parental figures in her life...but not good things.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 12:54 PM (hvf9s)

365 This is how we could extend the non-binary madness to incoherence.


Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2017 12:50 PM (2mC6G)


and they have.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:54 PM (FKrah)

366 Bush did get Congress to approve the war. So did follow the constitution. But the whole thing was pathetic.

I'm sure one day I'll have a reindeer fly up my ass & go on a rant, but not today.


Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 12:54 PM (1hM5m)

367 263 Gov of Puerto Rico seems to have a bro crush on Trump. Giving him major kudos in presser.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)

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His third-world socialist shithole country is about to get billions in aid. I want him kissing Donnie's shoes.

Posted by: Soona at October 19, 2017 12:54 PM (ZAAkQ)

368 350 So an illegal alien started the fire that has killed 50 people in Kalifornia. We need to ban illegal aliens...for the children.
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It takes one to raze a village.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 12:51 PM (nBBdT)

Actually? no... the illegal was arrested long after the fires were out of control...

For a fire he had JUST STARTED ... and left unattended.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 19, 2017 12:54 PM (NgKpN)

369 I tell Miss Linda that Marie was ahead of her time -- the first "gender-fluid" cat.

In Marie's case, it was all harmless. She wasn't invading public restrooms to molest male children.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 12:42 PM (Tgext)

My mom adopted her cat as a kitten & named it "Noelle." She took it to the vet & called it "Noel." My mom said, "No, it's 'Noelle.'" The vet turned the cat around & pointed out his little fuzzies & said, "No, it's 'Noel.'"
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017

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In our defense, Marie had cryptorchidism -- the batteries didn't descend as they should have. There wasn't much to see even if the rump fur hadn't been so long and dark.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 12:55 PM (Tgext)

370 My husband told me about a study he read that says the scent of pumpkin pie is an aphrodisiac for men.

Which would explain his love for pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH)


I hate the scent of pumpkin.

OTOH, if you're wearing Estee Lauder's Pleasures, well, then. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2017 12:56 PM (X6fMO)

371 352 he was a better President than the others Bear, He still allowed the dynamic because of not fighting against the enemy in our borders and opening the borders for His cronies.
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 12:52 PM (FKrah)


Oh yeah, that's another point. After 9/11, Bush could have slammed the border shut and 90% of the public would have supported him. He didn't do it because he is a globalist and he didn't want to.

Oh, and Muslim immigration actually increased after 9/11. On Bush's watch. Before Obama took office.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 12:57 PM (xjiRE)

372 Agreed.

I will be making a pecan pie for Thanksgiving this year.

You want a pumpkin pie? Make it yourself.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 12:10 PM (wYseH)



My Number 1 pie for Thanksgiving is Chocolate Pecan.

My Second is Apple pie.

I rarely make pumpkin pie.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 12:57 PM (fceHP)

373 Peeeee-kahn

Posted by: Thurston Howell III at October 19, 2017 12:57 PM (e1mEI)

374 >>> Hoo boy. All I can say is I'm glad the recipe submissions website is closed. Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 12:51 PM (KZ0DT)

I'm pie-curious, I can't help it. But even I know there are lines not to be crossed when it comes to submitting recipes for something as sacrosanct as the Moron cookbook!

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 12:57 PM (hvf9s)

375 Bush, he of 'Homeland Security' and TSA. Bleah. One of the big sales points, 15 years ago, was that Homeland Security would avoid the 'stovepipe' information clogs that was hampering our great and good Fed agencies from sharing information. The RINOs in Congress still use that excuse when the disgusting Homeland Security nonsense is still operable.

What a crock.


Agreed. We get 9/11 then W calls muzzies "the religion of peace" while we surrender our freedom to travel unmolested under the stupid moniker of "War on Terror," along with a whole bunch of other freedoms.

He should've nuked Medina the next day and told the muslim world, "If there's one more terror attack on American soil, Mecca is next." Then he should've outlawed islam here and told them, "There are plenty of other muslim nations where you can live. Go there now."

His weakness is directly to blame for emboldening our enemies and led directly to Obama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 12:58 PM (tRaq7)

376
So how, exactly, did Gwyneth happen to develop such a cozy working relationship with Harvey?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 12:44 PM (BXf9o
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What are massages and hand jobs, Alex.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 12:58 PM (ylUqT)

377 You would have preferred Algore or Kerry?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 12:35 PM (ppBhU)

Maybe not so much what he was, but what he could have been, but wasn't?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 12:58 PM (O848g)

378 349 - You're the one who's attacking a strawman. I said it's perfectly legitimate to criticize Bush for his present remarks. If the comments here were confined to that, I'd have said nothing. Read the comments; many are not confined to that, such as the one referring to Bush as a nazi.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 12:58 PM (ppBhU)

379 Don't forget she put couch upholstery on the map again.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2017 12:51 PM

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LOL. Don't you just love it how we have the most stunning First Lady since...forever, and the MSM has nothing nice to say about her. Only comments are about her wearing stilettos. But back when The Beast was first lady, they couldn't stop telling how gorgeous she was, with her toned arms and fabulous fashion sense. Blech!

Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2017 12:59 PM (HiDrR)

380 Bush was a decent middle-of-the-road country club Democrat. No problem exists that couldn't be solved by a government program. But a good man I think, though I know there are plenty here that would disagree with me.

I will always fondly remember his total dismemberment of John McVain in the South Carolina primary.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 01:00 PM (ylUqT)

381 Fox News Radio is running the Bush - Russians thing in every news break during the Rush show.

Posted by: geoffb at October 19, 2017 01:01 PM (zOpu5)

382 The Bush Bitch about PDT seems three-fold: 1) PDT beat Jebby, 2) PDT tweets mean things, setting a bad tone for the country, and 3) PDT foreign policy is motivated by anger and racism.

These criticisms are all political criticisms, especially the last one, and I completely agree that its weird as hell to see Bush make political complaints against PDT but never against Obama.

What's up with that?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 01:04 PM (ylUqT)

383 Agreed. We get 9/11 then W calls muzzies "the religion of peace" while we surrender our freedom to travel unmolested under the stupid moniker of "War on Terror," along with a whole bunch of other freedoms.

He should've nuked Medina the next day and told the muslim world, "If there's one more terror attack on American soil, Mecca is next." Then he should've outlawed islam here and told them, "There are plenty of other muslim nations where you can live. Go there now."

His weakness is directly to blame for emboldening our enemies and led directly to Obama.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017

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+100

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 01:04 PM (Tgext)

384 Bush didn't serve the interests of the USA first. There were always interests of other countries and corporations which came first while his administration tried and failed to frame it as keeping America safe and prosperous, which was bullshit.

But hey other countries and corporations got rich as Fuck, so he helped his friends out.

Fuck him.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 01:05 PM (6U3DW)

385 >>> LOL. Don't you just love it how we have the most stunning First Lady since...forever, and the MSM has nothing nice to say about her. Only comments are about her wearing stilettos. But back when The Beast was first lady, they couldn't stop telling how gorgeous she was, with her toned arms and fabulous fashion sense. Blech! Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2017 12:59 PM (HiDrR)

I'm really excited for the upcoming Trump tour of Asia to see what she wears. I think she will win them over and be a fashion star, like she was in Europe. And I think the LIVs see this and see the hypocrisy, even if only subconsciously.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 01:05 PM (hvf9s)

386 Trump was ending the presser and someone asked him about either Russia or Uranium....ho boy.... he's going off on the Cllinton/Russia/Uranium story!


LOL!

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 01:06 PM (Enq6K)

387 So I guess BusHitler McChimpy is now a hero of the left?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 01:06 PM (7uYFy)

388 I don't even necessarily believe the reviews of "Chasing Light" . If the older one isn't a parody, it should be, and who knows if someone isn't paid to talk up the book. They saw it advertised and ordered it right way?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 01:10 PM (iVOAv)

389 I'd also add that Trump (who I think is doing a fine job) went out of his way to make W. an enemy during the GOP primaries. He could have criticized W.'s administration in a variety of ways that would have been perfectly fair, but before the SC primary instead decided to adopt the Democrat calumny that Bush had lied his way into war by intentionally misleading the public about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. So it's not like Bush's animosity for Trump developed in a vacuum.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 01:10 PM (ppBhU)

390 My Number 1 pie for Thanksgiving is Chocolate Pecan.



My Second is Apple pie.



I rarely make pumpkin pie.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 12:57 PM (fceHP)

I always make this caramel/choc/pecan pie for Thanksgiving.


http://tinyurl.com/y9szu2yn


I hate pumpkin but I sometimes make pumpkin pie for T-day or ask someone to bring one.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 01:11 PM (Enq6K)

391 Actually? no... the illegal was arrested long after the fires were out of control...

For a fire he had JUST STARTED ... and left unattended.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 19, 2017 12:54 PM (NgKpN)

And where was he when the other fires were "just started"? Some arsonists are serial offenders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 01:14 PM (O848g)

392 Vaffanculo! Making pizza into pumpkin spice is against the friggin' laws of friggin' nature.
Posted by: Vito


Dude, the Neapolitans who basically invented the pizza we know and love today put EVERYTHING on pizzas. It was poor people food. They wanted whatever was hot and fast and cheap.

Get over yourself and realize the strict traditions we know and love today are a brief bubble in the history of slapping stuff on top of flatbread and cooking it.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2017 01:14 PM (jhqr1)

393 Ace up

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 01:14 PM (kWQPe)

394 From one of the Amazon "Chasing Light" reviews:

Also, speaking of gifts, I will have to buy another one for my mother because I've already paged through the copy I already had.

LOL. Gotta be fake!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 01:15 PM (iVOAv)

395 Sad to say, GWB was the third best president in my lifetime.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2017 01:20 PM (jrOPt)

396 For store-bought pumpkin pie, I go to the Fresh Market. Their pies are pretty good.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 01:28 PM (Iz8Py)

397 I always make this caramel/choc/pecan pie for Thanksgiving.


http://tinyurl.com/y9szu2yn


I hate pumpkin but I sometimes make pumpkin pie for T-day or ask someone to bring one.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 01:11 PM (Enq6K)


Thanks Tami. The caramel adds that extra something. I'll have to try this too!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 01:39 PM (fceHP)

398 Sad to say, GWB was the third best president in my lifetime.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2017 01:20 PM (jrOPt)

It's sad about W being so douchey about Trump. I defended him until I was blue in the face while he was president.
Still, it should be funny to watch liberals try to square the circle that They and BushHitler McChimpy are on the same side against Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 01:51 PM (7uYFy)

399 >>> Still, it should be funny to watch liberals try to square the circle that They and BushHitler McChimpy are on the same side against Trump

A lib friend of mine who frothed at the mouth over Romney's dog on the car thing back in 2012, retweeted Romney gleefully when he was slamming Trump not that long ago. Hate makes strange bedfellows.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 01:55 PM (hvf9s)

400 I'll just leave this here.
http://narrative.ly/these-liberals-are-pumping-iron-so-they-can-be-strong-enough-to-fight-fascists/

Posted by: vivi at October 19, 2017 02:00 PM (11H2y)

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