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Funny Thing And Then a Complaint


Now, I don't know the answer to this. Speaking as a father, would you say that if you have parental controls on your cable subscription, the titles of the porno movies are blocked and not visible?

Because, seriously, the titles are pornographic themselves. They're not doing cutesy puns anymore like "Splendor in the Ass." The tiles are now pretty much like that last one.

Speaking as a father (well, speaking as a non-father), I kinda worry about kids seeing titles like that.

One more funny bit: In a debate on Tax Reform, Bernie Sanders says Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor.

Ted Cruz corrects him to point out Robin Hood was stealing from the tax collectors, who were tax-farming the peasants to death.


Posted by: Ace at 07:11 PM




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1
First?

Posted by: First to Cum on Horny Ficus at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (NyJwR)

2 *Snort.. hilarious!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (CNHr1)

3 Really? How'd that happen?

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (SNwMD)

4 not first due to content

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (AX0Kx)

5 okay.. but to your point Ace, yeah if I had small kids I would freak the hell out. But as an adult with grown kids I thought it was funny as hell.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (CNHr1)

6 Because, seriously, the titles are pornographic themselves. They're not doing cutesy puns anymore like "Splendor in the Ass.

Two Tools for Sister Sara?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (Mouru)

7 Seconds?

Posted by: Harvey Happy Protein Shampoo for Horny Actresses at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (NyJwR)

8
"A Queer and Pleasant Stranger" and "Grinding Nemo" are faves with the kiddies!

- - H Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

9 6 Because, seriously, the titles are pornographic themselves. They're not doing cutesy puns anymore like "Splendor in the Ass.

Two Tools for Sister Sara?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (Mouru)


Actually the real title would be porno as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

10 Ted Cruz schooling Bernie again I see.

I did not know that part of the Robin Hood story.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (SNwMD)

11 Bernie Sanders says Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor.

--

That is what I have always been told. You mean that isn't true?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (m9X4Y)

12 Yeah I have no idea. I've never implemented the parental controls. So I don't even know, do the adult channels get completely blocked out on guide if you have them turned on?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)

13 Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (Mouru)

14 Titty-Titty Bang-Bang

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

15 Who was a better Robin Hood- Errol Flynn or Penis Mightier?

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (AAbgH)

16
I remember during the bad old days in NYC, there was a porn theater near Times Square that had a triple feature:

"Wet Nurses, Hot Sluts, Horny Teens."

And then three months later, it was:

"Wet Teens, Hot Nurses, Horny Sluts."

And three months after that:

"Wet Sluts, Hot Teens, Horn Nurses."

And so on, and so on and scoobie-doobie-doobie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)

17 Shaving Ryan's Privates

Jeremiah's Johnson

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (qJtVm)

18
Snow White and the Seven Sailors

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (vIjh1)

19 Explain that a dildo is a type of puppy? It is a short-term solution, but I prefer to think of it as a hilarity garden.

Seriously though, in a pornified society I think titles for things are the very least of your problems. Could you start by implying ladies in their underwear are "goofy," and then wprk on it again at some more reaaonable age?

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (jRA31)

20 Bang That Ass Slowly

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (2wRtc)

21
"Do the White Thing."
"The Beverly Thrillbillies."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

22 Oh God... here it comes... the horde never fails.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (CNHr1)

23 Star Whores?

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (fVIej)

24 Flesh Gordan

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

25
"On Golden Blonde."

A classic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

26 16
I remember during the bad old days in NYC, there was a porn theater near Times Square that had a triple feature:

"Wet Nurses, Hot Sluts, Horny Teens."

And then three months later, it was:

"Wet Teens, Hot Nurses, Horny Sluts."

And three months after that:

"Wet Sluts, Hot Teens, Horn Nurses."

And so on, and so on and scoobie-doobie-doobie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)




Do you think they were different movies or did they just play the same movies and change the marquee?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (z/Ubi)

27 Ted Cruz corrects him to point out Robin Hood was stealing from the tax collectors, who were tax-farming the peasants to death.


That's a teensy little detail the commies always seem to miss.

Or hope we will.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

28 Lord of the G-Strings

Posted by: Peter J at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (HE+s9)

29 22
Oh God... here it comes... the horde never fails.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (CNHr1)
Never. I am a-gog.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (14URa)

30 Erin Bangthebitch

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (fVIej)

31 Megyn Does NBC

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (2cuLk)

32 *Clerks video ordering scene*

Posted by: Bored383 at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (70HTk)

33 The Crowe/Blanchette "Robin Hood" was all about this.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (yhdMF)

34 I really like Cruz.

and yeah you'd think cable would have half a brain.. and they do, so this was purposeful

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (FKrah)

35 Dildo Baggins and the whorebits

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (nBr1j)

36 Know what's even funnier? When somebody cusses on the telly, it's bleeped out of the audio but the closed captioning shows the bleeped-out word.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (tRaq7)

37 A Strap-On Named Desire

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (Mouru)

38 Yep, I've run into this problem myself, just recently. On Spectrum, here in Ohio, the porn channels are just below the NHL package channels.

And with how bad the Red Wings are going to be this year, it takes me a couple of seconds to sort it all out and distinguish the Wings game from "Pound Me in the Squeak Hole 7: The Wreckoning". Honestly, against Toronto the other night, I thought for a moment I had the wrong one on.

And so I'm trying to get up to channel 740 or so, but just above that is 738 and 737, and my 14 year old daughter is sitting right there. If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (sgHEm)

39 35 Dildo Baggins and the whorebits
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (nBr1j)
---
There In Her Back Again.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (qJtVm)

40 cord cutters don't have this problem

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (AAbgH)

41 So Bernie Sanders supports armed robbery?

Posted by: Cosda at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (OeoUR)

42 Robin Hood instituted a refund from the tax collectors to the poor, which the government had impoverished.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (wo3jg)

43 Lawrence and My Labia

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (Mouru)

44 One Blew All of the Cuckoos Nest

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (fVIej)

45 19 Explain that a dildo is a type of puppy? It is a short-term solution, but I prefer to think of it as a hilarity garden.

Seriously though, in a pornified society I think titles for things are the very least of your problems. Could you start by implying ladies in their underwear are "goofy," and then wprk on it again at some more reaaonable age?
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (jRA31)


Reminds me of an old Buddy Hackett routine:

"When I was about 5 years old, my dad and I were walking in the park and we came upon two people having sex. I didn't know what they were doing so I asked my dad "Pa! What are they doing?" and my dad was flustered and said (Yiddish accent) "the one in the front is sick and the one in the back is pushing her to Mt. Sinai Hospital."

"So years later, I'm walking in the park one night and I see the same thing. So I ran up to them and tried to help them, but they kept pushing me away and cursing at me. Man, I tell ya, I got the nastiest looks from those two guys."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw)

46 I haven't seen any of these films. Are they as good as the In Bed Alone With My Dildo series?

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (Kwhm/)

47 By the way, I like the sound of Senator John Kelly, R-Massachusetts.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (wo3jg)

48 The kids have an adult movie


Well how bad bad could it really be?

It's Backdoor Sluts 9.

Oh dear God!

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (z/Ubi)

49 Instead of ripping someone off or copying something and claiming it was mine?

Here's just what I found with a cursory search...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y82j7pku

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (Ckg4U)

50
Heather has a green VW micro bus and she named it Brad.

She dreamed of the equestrian events in the Olympics so she took riding lessons.

Five ways to win a Hollywood Movie contract, and number five will startle you.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (m9X4Y)

51 Two Tools for Sister Sara?

Two Mules in Sara's Sister

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (KCxzN)

52 oh dear...porn titles are like cat nip for the horde.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (a0IVu)

53 rickl they always use what is usable.

as 'for the children' lefty theft shoveling dollars into planned parenthood and unions
pro choice- womens rights
dicks not war -feminists rioting about guns

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (FKrah)

54 26
Do you think they were different movies or did they just play the same movies and change the marquee?
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (z/Ubi)


The latter, of course. This lasted for at least 10 years!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (mbhDw)

55 Closely Watched Twins

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (qJtVm)

56 My personal favorite. Star Trek the next penetration.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (eDc0r)

57 Posted by: Pastafarian at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (sgHEm)


Your 14 yo daughter must have been dying inside. Also wondering if dad watches this stuff.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (SNwMD)

58 I tried to tell people Ted Cruz is a very funny guy. His response to Sasse spilling Dr Pepper on him was classic Cruz.

He also spontaneously recited an entire scene from Princess Bride on the Carolla podcast.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

59 Malcolm XXX

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (nBr1j)

60 Dildo Baggins and the Hobbit Orgy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (wo3jg)

61 White Men Can Hump

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (fVIej)

62 Good Will Humping

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (2wRtc)

63 The Penist

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (Mouru)

64 Men in the Back

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (nBr1j)

65 Lord of the Cock Rings

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (qJtVm)

66 little red riding in her hood

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (FKrah)

67 Oh God... here it comes... the horde never fails.

Popcorn?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (tRaq7)

68
"Romancing the Bone."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw)

69 Adventures of Throbbin Hood

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (2wRtc)

70 Bond Classic - The Spy Who Fvcked Me

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (QC/4S)

71 OMG Alton!!! lmao!!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (CNHr1)

72 Jurassic Pork

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (2wRtc)

73 "SWEEP THE LEG!"

How many memes did Ted kill with that? What a slash!

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (pszv/)

74 Dude, Where's My Buttplug?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (Mouru)

75 Bang the Nun Slowly

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (ANIFC)

76 African Queen the Remake

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (nBr1j)

77 Debbie Does Something Nice For Her Church Charity.

...am I not understanding of the Rules?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (Ckg4U)

78
Brokeback Mountain!

Oh, wait, never mind...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (mbhDw)

79 You know, there are two types or perverts, those that watch porn and those that know the titles of the porn they are watching.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (vuY5x)

80 Moonraper

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (ANIFC)

81 In the Western theme "Bite the Pillow"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (yhdMF)

82 Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (z/Ubi)



Ha. That was a funny SP episode. LOTR mix up.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (SNwMD)

83 75 Bang the Nun Slowly
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (ANIFC)


Spit take!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

84 Brokeback Mountain!

Oh, wait, never mind...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October




Your back is fine now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (vuY5x)

85 We were spending our last night in Madrid before flying home from vacay.

Were staying in a brand new Best Western hotel next to the airport, and then 11 y.o. D'oh Boy turned on the TV to see if any bull fights were on.

Long story short, major pron came on. Husband grabbed remote, and Every Single Channel was pron. Quickly turned the TV off.

I headed to the bathroom to shower as son asked his dad, "What was that man doing to that lady?"

Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (PY9jH)

86 Why not go for a real challenge?

How about porn title mashups

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (z/Ubi)

87
Night of the Giving Head

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (vIjh1)

88 Brian's Dong

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (wo3jg)

89
King Dong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

90 The Cockateer

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

91 For A Fistful of Condoms

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (Mouru)

92 Children of the Cornhole

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (2wRtc)

93 Jewlls handled my jewels! Get your minds out of the gutter!!
She made me a lovely pair of earrings that will make everyone envious on Saturday!

Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (kufk0)

94 True Clit

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (2DOZq)

95 Behind the Green Bollard.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)

96
I headed to the bathroom to shower as son asked his dad, "What was that man doing to that lady?"

Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (PY9jH)



Wrestling.


Always wrestling.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (z/Ubi)

97 Barack Back Mountin'

Posted by: Reggie at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

98 91 For A Fistful of Condoms
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (Mouru)


Once Upon a Time in her Breasts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

99 Yyyyyeaahhhh, Pookette's not allowed on AoSHQ until she's AT LEAST 40.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (XKZwp)

100 Pinocchio

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (QC/4S)

101
Catcher in the Rye. NYTimes bestseller. Literary classic. Required reading in all high school English classes.

Made into a Hollywood movie.
Written by Brad Smugman. Produced by Harvey Weinstein. Hollywood stars as you have never seen them before.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (m9X4Y)

102 I remember the Saturday morning when I had to jump up and grab the remote when a commercial came on, Herbal Essences, with a woman having an orgasm over shampooing her hair.

Explain that to your kid.

BTW, I never, ever purchased their products.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (nAp1e)

103 Cat Ball You

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (nBr1j)

104 OT: LAPD is investigating Harvey for rape...

zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-19/lapd-
opens-rape-investigation-harvey-weinstein

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (P8FeH)

105 Funny Thing And Then a Complaint

Complaint Department's on the 5th floor!

[funny thing my grandfather used to love to say in a four-story building when someone was bitching about something]

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (8gDQu)

106 You got them Linda?? Yay!! Was hoping you would have them in time!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (CNHr1)

107
Breast Side Story

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (vIjh1)

108 Sanders is about as informed as a guy getting a C in a community college history class.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (39g3+)

109 bond- in goldfinger starring pussy galore

I mean! Who wrote that!

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (FKrah)

110 99
Yyyyyeaahhhh, Pookette's not allowed on AoSHQ until she's AT LEAST 40.


Posted by: pookysgirl at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (XKZwp)
So, what you're saying is, once Ace gets those shelves up, she's allowed?

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (14URa)

111 Star Whores

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

112 Wow, you guys are rollin'! I'ma sit back and watch...

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (7ulel)

113 Easy Ride Her

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (nBr1j)

114 The African Peen

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

115 Balltastic: Secks vs. Everyone

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (qJtVm)

116 The Wizard of Penis

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (QC/4S)

117 If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.

I have Speculum down here too. You might be able to make your "Favorites" menu and just use that. I'm pretty sure it will only show those specific ones and not the whole menu.

Not sure since no kiddies here at stately Casa Backwardio so I haven't done the Faves thingy in a long time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (tRaq7)

118 It's incredible how dumb our country has become when we have a Senator like Sanders who doesn't even understand the story of Robin Hood. He couldn't out debate a bag of dicks.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (/tuJf)

119
Tore Her, Tore Her, Tore Her.
The Longest Gay.
Pearl Necklace Harbor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

120 Moby's Dick.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (Ckg4U)

121 close encounters.. (of the dirty kind, in small print)

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (FKrah)

122 Citizen Cock

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (QC/4S)

123 "Speaking as a father (well, speaking as a non-father)..."

Schrödinger's parent.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (LDV7V)

124
Well.... Has he ever told the story of "Throbbin Hood"?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (vIjh1)

125 African Queen.

Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (7ulel)

126 Bitanic

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (2wRtc)

127 The Wizard of AIDS.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (/qEW2)

128 The Pimpelicous Strike Back

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (Kwhm/)

129 The Rodfather

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

130 Full Metal Jackoff

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (Mouru)

131 Homo for the Holidays

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2wRtc)

132 King Cock

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (QC/4S)

133
Decepticon. She was the girl next door, caught up in a nightmare on Pine Street.

Soundtrack by the Beach Boys including 'Good Vibrations'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (m9X4Y)

134 Jerimiah's Johnson

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

135 What should be done if the movie is WC Field's "The Bank Dick"?

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (xPl2J)

136 117 If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.

I have Speculum down here too. You might be able to make your "Favorites" menu and just use that. I'm pretty sure it will only show those specific ones and not the whole menu.

Not sure since no kiddies here at stately Casa Backwardio so I haven't done the Faves thingy in a long time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (tRaq7)



Don't they also have the "Subscribed" and "Show All" options?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (z/Ubi)

137 Horny Bitches of Madison County

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

138 All The Presidents "Men"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (PY9jH)

139 125 African Queen.

Am I doing this right?
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (7ulel)

You might like Yank my Doodle, Andy

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

140 "Of Human Bondage"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (yhdMF)

141 Cockfather

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

142 Robocock

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2wRtc)

143 Gonorrhea with the Wind.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (/qEW2)

144 Gownfall.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (qJtVm)

145 Womb Raider

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

146
Yank My Doodle, Its A Dandy

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (vIjh1)

147 12 Angry Sluts

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (QC/4S)

148 Predator

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (2DOZq)

149 The Firm.

A Few Good Men.

Cock/Tail

Every Tom Cruise movie sounds like gay pron

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (ANIFC)

150 Deep State Throat

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (U3PcU)

151 The Clam Busters

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (nBr1j)

152 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Porn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH)

153 Gotta be better than that.

Star Whores I. The phallic menace.
Star Whores II. Attack of the bones.
Star Whores III. Revenge of the dicks.

Posted by: the guy across the street at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (sf2BM)

154 Of Boys and Men

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (QC/4S)

155 Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (nBr1j)

Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (qJtVm)

156 Top Buns

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

157
Sorest Rump

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (vIjh1)

158 The Sailor Who Fell on Grace with the C's

Okay it's a repost but I'm proud of it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (qJtVm)

159 If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.

On fios even when you set the guide to show only subscribed channels the porn channels still get through. I guess it's like the impulse buying of candy bars and silly magazines at the grocery store cashier. Of course, the stupid pay channels of all sorts still get through in that case, even the plethora of spanish crap that I doubt even the latinos bother watching.

I was glad to leave comcast. There had to be over 150 friggin spanish channels on that POS cable. WTFF?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (8gDQu)

160 On the Waterbed

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (QC/4S)

161 Sure Cock Holmes

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

162
Inception Conception. If you can imagine it, we can do it, and it will seem like a dream.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (m9X4Y)

163
It's incredible how dumb our country has become when we have a Senator like Sanders who doesn't even understand the story of Robin Hood. He couldn't out debate a bag of dicks.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (/tuJf)


Left: Passionate
Right: Zealous

Left: Sophisticated
Right: Elitist

Left: Brilliant
Right: Privileged

Left: Folksy
Right: Stupid

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (8+2kP)

164 Clambake

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

165 Splayed Runner

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (2wRtc)

166 Clitoris Clairborne

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (ANIFC)

167 Das Bootie

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (nBr1j)

168 Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island II
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island III
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island IV
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island V
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island VI

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (Kwhm/)

169 The Postman Always Brings Valu-Rite

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (qJtVm)

170 Bend Her

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

171 The Ben-Wa Balls of Wrath

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (Mouru)

172 The Tits of Wrath

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (QC/4S)

173 Planet of the Gapes

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (kuiuS)

174

Oklahomo.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (vIjh1)

175 Titanic: Going Deep

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (PY9jH)

176 Star Whores: The Empire Bangs Back
Star Whores: A New Hooker

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (QMwOT)

177 GalaxyBreast

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

178 Alfred Spatchcock's "Rope"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (qJtVm)

179

To answer your question, ace, DirectTV at least allows you to block adult content titles with parental controls.

Because having your elementary school kid asking about cock and ass should be about the field trip to the farm, not scrolling through On Demand.

Posted by: imp at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (XIXZz)

180
The Gap. Rise and Fall of a fashion legend.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (m9X4Y)

181
Cock Me Amadeus

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (vIjh1)

182 The Abyss.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (kuiuS)

183 PBS Documentary Uranus. Deep. Space

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (U3PcU)

184 Moby Dick Tracy

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (UdKB7)

185 The Lord of the Cock Rings

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (QC/4S)

186 Ace... look what you did.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (CNHr1)

187 out debate a bag of dicks.

I was just wishing I'd invested in BOD Inc. last year.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (FhXTo)

188 Gooey Hand Luke.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (/qEW2)

189 I'm imagining all the gobsmacked lurkers right now.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)

190
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (Kwhm/)

How about you have a seat over there, Fritz. Are those wine coolers?

Posted by: imp at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (XIXZz)

191 Poon of Glory

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (QC/4S)

192
The Bone Ranger

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (vIjh1)

193 Don't they also have the "Subscribed" and "Show All" options?

I'm not sure, but I don't think so. They just recently changed the screen interface and I rarely watch it anymore except for some sports.

Getting ready to cut the cable anyway.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (tRaq7)

194 Since I'm late to the party:

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz does Dallas?

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (i+fad)

195 We should start calling Bernie Prince John.

Sheriff of Socialism?

Sheriff of Nothingham?

Prince Karl Marx?

Prince dirty Syphilitic Soviet Sympathizing Socialism Sock Puppet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (rb1zT)

196 The Swamp Dink

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (nBr1j)

197 How do you people think of this shit?? I must lack imagination.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (CNHr1)

198 sherlock and holmes

staring john holmes

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (FKrah)

199 Poon over Parador

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

200 It Came In Outer Space

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (3myMJ)

201 Coming in America

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (2wRtc)

202 Poonstruck

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

203 Sperminator ][ Spoogement Day.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (/qEW2)

204 On this date in 1781, Cornwallis defeated at Yorktown effectively ending the American Revolution.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (O5Q3r)

205 Yes Jewells, they arrived today. Thanks

Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (kufk0)

206
Roberta Gnash and her Rambler.
Cameo appearance by Harvey Weinstein and his Horticulture.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (m9X4Y)

207 Mixed Nuts

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (yhdMF)

208 Hannah and Her Sisters

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (ANIFC)

209 Clitizin Pain.

Posted by: Harvey W. at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (bc2Lc)

210 Around the World in 80 Dames

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (qJtVm)

211 Ed's Wood

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (2wRtc)

212 The Best Lays of Our Lives

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (QC/4S)

213
"This could go on all night."
Marathon TV

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (m9X4Y)

214 Behind the Queen Noor.

*an Al-Jazeera production*

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (i+fad)

215
ASS VENTURA
Crack Detective

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (vIjh1)

216 Ms Indiana Jones and the Last Cucumber

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (rb1zT)

217 A Boy In His Dog

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (qJtVm)

218 I'm laughing so hard at these I'm crying!!!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (QMwOT)

219 The Usual Buttsex

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (2wRtc)

220 Sweet Smell of...Success !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S)

221 Arthur 2: On The Cocks

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (ANIFC)

222 I had something about that comedy Oh God cross my mind but nooo, nooope, nope.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (nBr1j)

223 Up Periscope

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

224 This is a real one: There's something about Mary's ass.

I worked at a video store in the late 90s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (rb1zT)

225 Ferris Bueller Jerks Off

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (2wRtc)

226 actually, home alone 3 was pretty good. a bit more lighthearted, less sadistic and sans caulkin.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (AxFdW)

227

"Too Easy" Staring Peter Dickensum and Louise Ryder.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (m9X4Y)

228 2001: A Space Orgy

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

229 Watching a movie on Amazon Fire TV right now, have it paused so I can read the 'HQ. A little window popped up to inform me that the pre-game show for the KC Chiefs/some other team game tonight will be on shortly, and I should hit menu if I want to watch it. Never seen that before. Do they always do that? I can't think of any reason for Amazon or the NFL to think I give a wet fart about football, or ever have, so it's not like I have a bunch of NFL shit in my history or profile or whatever. Desperation from the NFL maybe?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (y87Qq)

230 A Tail of Two Titties

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (wf3RQ)

231 Freaky Thighs Day

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (ANIFC)

232 The Foreskin Saga

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (SNwMD)

233 Twelve Angry Dicks

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (Ckg4U)

234 Rain coat man

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (U3PcU)

235 There Will Be Blood

Fetish movie

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (2DOZq)

236 coming to America...

the remake

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (FKrah)

237 Ass Tango In Paris

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (UdKB7)

238 To Bone a Mockingbird

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

239 The Big Throb

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (yhdMF)

240 Three Days of the Condom

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (Kwhm/)

241 Forest Hump.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (mJ8mX)

242 10,000 Sex Maniacs

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (3myMJ)

243 The Poondock Saints

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (2wRtc)

244 I'm laughing so hard at these I'm crying!!!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (QMwOT)


Isn't it great? Even the 'ettes are getting in on it.


Guinness?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (tRaq7)

245

Where's the Queef

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (t3kPl)

246 I am lesion

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (wf3RQ)

247 done in 60 seconds

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (FKrah)

248 Rear Entry Window

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (NWiLs)

249
Honey... I Spunked the Kids

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (vIjh1)

250 The Good, The Bad, and the Sperm-Covered Whore.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (Ckg4U)

251 Rear Window

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (nBr1j)

252 Queer Hunter

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (SNwMD)

253 No .... For Old Men

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (2DOZq)

254
"Three meals a day," low budget travelogue.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (m9X4Y)

255 Das Booty

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (CDETr)

256

Magnificent Bitches

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (t3kPl)

257 One Flew Over The Cooze Nest

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (xPl2J)

258 A Cockwork Orange

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

259 Frankenstein does the Wolfman

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (wf3RQ)

260 Weinstein Porn:

Palmetto
Fists of Ficus
Honey, I spanked it to the philodendrons

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (rb1zT)

261 Soylent Groin

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (nBr1j)

262 Seven Samurai and a Geisha

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (QC/4S)

263 "Robin Hood and the Sherriff of Nuttingham"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (O848g)

264 Scenes from the Ass Struggle in Beverly's Hills

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (ANIFC)

265 Shove Story (Al Gore was responsible for that one.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (mJ8mX)

266 Sophie's Erotic Choice

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

267 Beverly Hill Cuck

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (CDETr)

268 M*I*S*H*

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (mJ8mX)

269 Fvcking in the Rain

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (QC/4S)

270 Guess Who's Cumming at Dinner.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (CNHr1)

271 Penis of April

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (qJtVm)

272 Good Moaning, Vietnam

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (SNwMD)

273 Sex Toy Story

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

274 The Three Splooges

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (Ckg4U)

275 Mr. Smith Goes All the Way

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (QC/4S)

276 Magnificent Seven Inches

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

277 All Of The President's SeMen

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (Kwhm/)

278 The Load Warrior

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (xPl2J)

279 Dr Strange: Or how I learned to quit worrying and love Anal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (rb1zT)

280 This is even better than watching the credits at the end of a real movie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (tRaq7)

281 The Maltese Fuckin'

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

282
I Saw Who You Did Last Summer

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (vIjh1)

283 The White Stuff.

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (pprGw)

284 Note to self. Put down the drink on a thread like this. Laughing so much that I hurt.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (pzA2L)

285 Passenger 69

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (CDETr)

286 The Pussies Of Madison County

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)

287 Herpes Rides Again

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (qJtVm)

288 I really like Cruz.

Bannon approves. He's not raising any primary challengers in Cruz's state.

Posted by: uncle Harvey at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (6FqZa)

289 Ramm Blow

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (U3PcU)

290 Pleasureville

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (SNwMD)

291 When I worked at Charter, I had a guy call in that wanted me to read him the titles of their on demand porn....slowly. I declined. I also had a guy tell me that our porn wasn't very good.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (JKNZq)

292 Genghis Can Again and Again and Again.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (nBr1j)

293 Rebel Without A Cock

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (QC/4S)

294 Mad Maxie: Beyond Thunderthighs (it's a fetish film)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (rb1zT)

295

Bridge over the River Quim

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (t3kPl)

296 Penis Rising

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (60v4h)

297 Beatmaster

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (KP5rU)

298 Bad Max

Posted by: X-ray at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (dfVjB)

299 Little Shop of Whores.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (CNHr1)

300 Blew Velvet

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

301 Seven Queers in Tibet

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (nBr1j)

302 5 Easy Pieces of Ass

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (/tuJf)

303 Doing Miss Daisy

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (QMwOT)

304 GladIater

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (yhdMF)

305

The Longest Every Day

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (t3kPl)

306 278 The Load Warrior
Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (xPl2J)

My favorite so far

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

307 Snow White Does 7 Dwarves

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (/tuJf)

308 The Semen Samurai

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (xlESs)

309 Ben-Hurt

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (QC/4S)

310 easy rider - the remake

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (FKrah)

311 Hello. Oh. Never mind.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (T46cv)

312 Being John Breakabitch

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (2wRtc)

313 Wizard of Ossssss

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (/tuJf)

314 The Great White Ho...

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (mJ8mX)

315 or sleazy rider

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (FKrah)

316 Wet Ride Story

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

317

The Satan Bugger

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (t3kPl)

318 The Pimp and I

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (CNHr1)

319 Desperately Seeking Sex

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (SNwMD)

320 El Cock

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT)

321 The Whore Whisperer

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (Kwhm/)

322 Easy Rider, Rides Again and Again

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (QC/4S)

323 Rio Blowjob

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT)

324 The Dark Cock Rises

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (ANIFC)

325 Tiger's Wood

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (3myMJ)

326 On Golden Mound

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (nBr1j)

327 Whore-a! Whore-a! Whore-a!

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (CDETr)

328 Sockfail, ugh.

Anyway re LAPD is investigating Harvey for rape: I am surprised they didn't tweet that with the tag "#metoo".

If a New York DA took Harvey money, you just know the LA system took a lot more of it. It is to laugh that the LAPD is concerny concerned about this, for all their posturing now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (6FqZa)

329 The NeverEnding Orgy

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (qJtVm)

330 The Quiet Man Ass

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT)

331 The Story of O, and P.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (60v4h)

332 Man of Ass Muncha

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (ANIFC)

333 the devil and mrs. muir

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (FKrah)

334 Somebody email WeirdDave and tell him he can take the night off since we won't be needing an ONT tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (tRaq7)

335 Horton Hears a Ho!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (mJ8mX)

336 Wet Pussies Society

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

337 Mighty Morphin Butt Rangers

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (/tuJf)

338

Romancing the Poon

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (t3kPl)

339 Guess Who is Coming

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (QC/4S)

340 On Golden Blonde

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (ANIFC)

341 Big Trouble in Little Miss China

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (wf3RQ)

342 this is hard.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (FKrah)

343 Pretty sure I starred in Moby's Dick

Posted by: Gregory's Pecker at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (HljlU)

344 Yankee Doodles with Dandie

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (QC/4S)

345 When Harry Banged Sally

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

346 Babe Except Without Talking Animals Also It's Just A Bunch Of People Boning All The Time So I Guess Not Really Babe At All My Mistake

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (y87Qq)

347 2(.)(.)1: a space odyssey.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (AxFdW)

348 I also had a guy tell me that our porn wasn't very good.

Was it me? If he said "I've been better sh!t than this in academic journals about Pompeii" that might be a hint

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

349 Spunkirk

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

350 this is hard.


ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (60v4h)

351 A Man Called Whores

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (mJ8mX)

352 The Men Who Stare At Goat's Sphincters

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (Kwhm/)

353 Per @AndyMcCullough:
With Kenley Jansen and Brandon Morrow set up late, Dave Roberts expects Clayton Kershaw "to go as hard as you can for as long as you can."

-- What I used to tell him when we dated.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (ASGHc)

354 Hump Silent, Hump Deep

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (CDETr)

355 The Wizard Does Oz

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (QMwOT)

356 The Horny Professor

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (CNHr1)

357 The Poon Hunter

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (QC/4S)

358 girls interrupted

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (FKrah)

359 Spartacocks

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

360
Ice Station Deeper

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (t3kPl)

361 Die Whored

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (rb1zT)

362 Mountument Men

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (wf3RQ)

363 Sex, Lies and Videotape. Oh wait....

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (CNHr1)

364 The Nutting Professor

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

365 Every Which Way But Loose

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (SNwMD)

366 Harold and Kumar Hump Some White Asshole

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (2wRtc)

367 this is hard.
Who was in that? Elliot Gould?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX)

368 80 Moonraper
Posted by: josephistan


Already a parody poster in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Starring Ben Affleck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (6FqZa)

369 African Queen

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (rb1zT)

370 faster and furiouser er

sp

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (FKrah)

371 I Swallow 13".

Posted by: Linda Lovelace at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (pprGw)

372 Every Which Way Butt Loose

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (SNwMD)

373 Blowing Me in the Wind

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (QMwOT)

374 Schindlers Lust

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (KP5rU)

375 No, I am Sportacocks!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (mJ8mX)

376 The Man Who Banged Liberty Valance

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (xPl2J)

377 In Her Stellar

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (2DOZq)

378 36 Know what's even funnier? When somebody cusses on the telly, it's bleeped out of the audio but the closed captioning shows the bleeped-out word.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (tRaq7)


Funnier than this? In the movie The Martian there's a scene where Watney screams 'FUCK!' while in the rover. The camera is 'outside' the rover so there's nothing on the audio track (thus, as a Youtuber I'm fond of points out, slipping it by the MPAA) buuuutt.....guess what's on the closed captions. Yup.

Good work closed captioning crew. Good. Work.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (oJ1IC)

379 deeper impact

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (FKrah)

380 Schindler's Fist

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (qJtVm)

381 9 1/2 inches

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

382 Remains of the Dick

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (rb1zT)

383 Tit-tanic

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (CDETr)

384 Womb Raider.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (yhdMF)

385

Where Peepers Dare

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (t3kPl)

386 Harold and Kumar Hump Some White Asshole

If you saw any of those movies, that wasn't far off the mark of certain scenes.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)

387 The Cable Man Always Rings Twice

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (cHbmY)

388 Titisie

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (QC/4S)

389 Deep Impact

Double entendre movies

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (2DOZq)

390 "9 1/2 inches"

The original was already pretty much porn.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)

391 eris bad girl bad!

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (FKrah)

392 Thats My Bush!

Posted by: BSG at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (LilNs)

393 The Owl and the Pussy

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (xlESs)

394 Force 10 Inches from Navarone

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (rb1zT)

395 Jeez, which one Willow?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (qJtVm)

396 9 1/2 inches

How YOU doin??

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (CNHr1)

397 Das Bootie !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (QC/4S)

398
The Sexorcist

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (vIjh1)

399 *slow clap*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (tRaq7)

400 The Man Who Came Too Much

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (QMwOT)

401 7 Days in Maya

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (yhdMF)

402 Humpy Old Men

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (SNwMD)

403 Hoodz in the Boyz

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (2wRtc)

404 All The Ex-President's Men

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

405 ben in hur

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (AxFdW)

406 The Diddler on the Roof

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (xlESs)

407 Look Who's Fucking

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (2DOZq)

408 schindlers fist!

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (FKrah)

409 The Longest Samurai

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (wf3RQ)

410 (um, do over ) DAS BOOTY

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (QC/4S)

411 I'm gettin' more Circus Peanuts tomorrow. That's my pron.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (14URa)

412 Midsummer's Night Cream

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (ANIFC)

413 o hell now that is stuck in my head.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (FKrah)

414 Three Men and a Lady

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (2DOZq)

415 The XXX Files: Undersold

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (Kwhm/)

416 Fellowship of the Cock Ring

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (rb1zT)

417 Eat. Me.

Posted by: Stu Spielburg at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (bc2Lc)

418 Splooged

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (Mouru)

419 Good work closed captioning crew. Good. Work.
I've seen that on PBS doing British and other foreign TV series where the spoken word is bleeped but the CC has the actual word. Or letting English swearwords go because the PBS censor doesn't know that it's a naughty word. (Although I can't think of one I've heard recently.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (mJ8mX)

420
Blackcock Down

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (vIjh1)

421 Dude, Where's My Cock

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (xlESs)

422 Bitch Mountain

Posted by: X-ray at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (dfVjB)

423

The Long Tailer

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (t3kPl)

424 The Muppets Tap Manhatten

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (qJtVm)

425 Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Now

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (U3PcU)

426 411 I'm gettin' more Circus Peanuts tomorrow. That's my pron.
Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (14URa)

You mean Circus Penis?

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

427

Girthy Old Men

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (t3kPl)

428 Brokeback Melons

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (rb1zT)

429 Three Men and a Baby Maker

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (Kwhm/)

430 the hound and the cocks

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (FKrah)

431 The Firm-ist

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (wf3RQ)

432 Bone Star

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (cHbmY)

433 >> I can't think of any reason for Amazon or the NFL to think I give a wet fart about football, or ever have, so it's not like I have a bunch of NFL shit in my history or profile or whatever. Desperation from the NFL maybe?

Amazon has been advertising the heck out of NFL the past week or so. I think Amazon's been paid big sums to try to offset reduced viewership.

Posted by: bananaDream at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (yRBj9)

434 Secretary'sAss

Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (YFnq5)

435

Eating Gilbert's Grapes

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (t3kPl)

436 Forrest Hump

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (QC/4S)

437 No Nookie for Old Men

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

438 The Muppets Tap Manhattan
Miss Piggy gets porked in that one!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (mJ8mX)

439 The Swamp Cocks

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (qJtVm)

440 Harry Pooter: The Prisoner of AzHerban

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (rb1zT)

441 Star Trek 2: The Girth of Kahn

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (QMwOT)

442 You mean Circus Penis?

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC)
It was too easy. I might not have high standards, but I do have standards.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (14URa)

443 Darby O'Gill and the Little Cocks

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (yhdMF)

444 Jaws. And Tongue.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (YFnq5)

445 The Schlong Remains the Same

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (2wRtc)

446 Dong of the South

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (qJtVm)

447 Banana Splits Gay ... oh wait that's not a movie ?

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (xlESs)

448 Broken Balls

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (SNwMD)

449 3-10 Inchers in Yuma

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (wf3RQ)

450 The Girth of a Nation

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (rb1zT)

451 The Good, the Bad, and the Bumping Uglies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (/qEW2)

452

Cumder the Rainbow (Gay Midget Pron)

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (t3kPl)

453 The Longest Lay.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (i+fad)

454 Sleeping Booty

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

455 The Big Dill-do

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (cHbmY)

456 toys in babeland

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (AxFdW)

457 Bang the Dong Slowly

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (xlESs)

458 Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

459

To Live and Die Getting Laid

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (t3kPl)

460 Route 69

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (xlESs)

461 The Legend of Banger Vance

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (wf3RQ)

462 Midget Jones and the End of Penis

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (SNwMD)

463 Schlong With the Wind.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (i+fad)

464
Wizard of Aaahhhhs

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (vIjh1)

465 Bring Me Some Head from Alfredo Garcia

Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (YFnq5)

466 For a Few Dildos More

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (O848g)

467 Taken- again and again

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (FKrah)

468 O Face Space

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (ANIFC)

469 Felch. (Fletch)

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (xlESs)

470 Whore Games.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (i+fad)

471 On The Watersport

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (U3PcU)

472 The Right Butt Stuff

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC)

473 Die HARD

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (yhdMF)

474 andycanuck,

It's not even a matter of TV censors. This is on the DVD. Which I discovered while watching the movie with my hearing impaired (and not at all happy to see swear words) mother and my niece.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (oJ1IC)

475 Screw Hard with a Vengeance

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (QC/4S)

476 Almost 500 comments within an hour

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC)

477 476 Almost 500 comments within an hour

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC)


Pron. Whatayagonnado?

Posted by: J. Random Dude at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (oJ1IC)

478 Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle

A real title....

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (QMwOT)

479 Jizzsaw.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (/qEW2)

480 I couldn't bring myself to write it, but you will know.

Snow White and the Huntsman

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (SNwMD)

481 The Sting.... Owww

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (U3PcU)

482 The Megyn Kelly Show

Posted by: X-ray at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (dfVjB)

483 Fuck: The Final Frontier


Stolen from the sidebar

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (IWbvi)

484 captain marvel-ous and his chicks

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (FKrah)

485
Out of Ass, Ricka

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (vIjh1)

486 The Way We Boink

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (SNwMD)

487 Brian's Dong.

Posted by: Jean Shallot. at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (bc2Lc)

488 Eating Raoul's Wife

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (Kwhm/)

489 Logan Gets Lucky

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (QMwOT)

490 TRUMP = The TAX SATAN FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS

Presdent Obama = The Savior of this Cuntry and the middle class

Any Question Persons of Color haters ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (WmgTn)

491 The Hunt For Red...Bend Over!

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (cHbmY)

492 Casa Wanker

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (nBr1j)

493 Jurassic Cock

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (xPl2J)

494 The Big Drill

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

495 Paths of Gloryhole

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (QC/4S)

496 Gorillas in the Miss

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (ANIFC)

497 The sexorcist

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (fA1SL)

498 Drilling Miss Daisy

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

499 Blazing Paddles.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (i+fad)

500

The national press secretary for Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign castigated John Kelly on Thursday after the White House chief of staff delivered an impassioned defense of President Donald Trump's call this week to the widow of a slain soldier.

Brian Fallon sent out multiple tweets following Kelly's appearance at the White House press briefing, where he chastised Democratic Rep. Frederica Wilson (Fla.) for revealing details of Trump's phone conversation with the widow of a soldier killed in Niger and paid tribute to U.S. military members who volunteer to serve their country.

Fallon responded to Kelly's remarks on Twitter, calling the retired four-star Marine Corps general an "enabler of Trump" and "as odious as the rest." He also told Twitter users not to be "distracted by the uniform," appearing to suggest that Kelly should not escape criticism on the issues he discussed because he served in the military.

Posted by: Oliver Hardy at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)

501 Bonnie and Clydesdale

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (U3PcU)

502 The Good, The Bad, and the Horny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (O848g)

503 Amazon has been advertising the heck out of NFL the past week or so. I think Amazon's been paid big sums to try to offset reduced viewership.
Posted by: bananaDream at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (yRBj9)


That's kind of what I figured. If it's a targeted ad, the only profile I fit is age and sex. If it's the NFL firehosing money at advertisers to remind people that sometimes football is a thing that exists, well, that's more likely. Even fits in with the content of the thread!

"Hi, I'm the NFL. You look like a dude in his late 30s, so I'm just gonna come out and say it: if you tune in the game, I will literally suck your dick behind the Denny's on Grand River. You don't even have to watch the game, or even have it on, just DVR it. Or at least click past it. No joke. Your dick, our face, our tears of desperation and failure. Let's make it happen."

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (y87Qq)

504 The Prince of Thighs

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (SNwMD)

505 The Great Felator

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (QC/4S)

506 OK, that's 500 comments with 7 minutes to go.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (tRaq7)

507 The Fill her Delta Story

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (ANIFC)

508 Apocadildo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (rb1zT)

509 The Penis of Tides

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (SNwMD)

510 You ever come to a thread...start reading at the bottom and go 'WTH is going on here?'


Yeah, me...now.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (Enq6K)

511 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro

Mary Does Montpelier

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (cHbmY)

512 The dong that couldn't screw straight

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

513 12 years a slave

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (tMFgx)

514 A Few Dollar Whore

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (2wRtc)

515 The Touchables

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (QC/4S)

516 The Fucks and the Mound

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (xlESs)

517 Endless Cummer

Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (YFnq5)

518 Bitch Perfect

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (QMwOT)

519 The Outlaw Josie Blows

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (rb1zT)

520 Willy Wanker and the Condom Factory

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (SNwMD)

521 An Officer and a Gerbil - starring Richard Gere.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (F6tBH)

522 Reservoir Dongs

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (Kwhm/)

523 The Apple Humpling Gang

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (O848g)

524 The Loins in Winter

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (rb1zT)

525 Fern's gully

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (tMFgx)

526 The Three Mandingos

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (U3PcU)

527 A Man for all Semen

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (rb1zT)

528 Fvck Club (too easy)

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (QC/4S)

529 Legally Bound

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (QMwOT)

530 The falcon and the snowball

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

531 Phallus In Wonderland

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (xPl2J)

532
Hollow Weenie Movie

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (vIjh1)

533 eight isn't enough..

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (FKrah)

534 Cockadile Dundee

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (wf3RQ)

535 My Orgy With Andre

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (nBr1j)

536 The Incredible Mr. Pimp-It

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (O848g)

537 Debbie Does Dale's Ass

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (ANIFC)

538 A Fistfull of - I just can't do it

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (yhdMF)

539 Dickless in Seattle

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (xlESs)

540 Tami, I'm just watching.

This is fascinating.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (tRaq7)

541 My Dinner With Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (QMwOT)

542
That's kind of what I figured. If it's a
targeted ad, the only profile I fit is age and sex. If it's the NFL
firehosing money at advertisers to remind people that sometimes football
is a thing that exists, well, that's more likely. Even fits in with the
content of the thread!



"Hi, I'm the NFL. You look like a dude in his late 30s, so I'm just
gonna come out and say it: if you tune in the game, I will literally
suck your dick behind the Denny's on Grand River. You don't even have to
watch the game, or even have it on, just DVR it. Or at least click past
it. No joke. Your dick, our face, our tears of desperation and failure.
Let's make it happen."

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (y87Qq)

It was announced earlier this year that Amazon will carry the NFL's Thursday night games for prime members.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (Enq6K)

543 Hmmm . . . I checked the comments to see the amusing remarks about bernie getting pwned, but I see it's mostly pron titles.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (QBrQE)

544 In the Heat of the Meat

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (O848g)

545 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (xlESs)

546 Fucktasic Voyage

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (rb1zT)

547 undercovers

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (FKrah)

548
Bed Knobs and Boom Sticks

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (vIjh1)

549 Just about any real Disney movie title will work.

The Shaggy DA

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (IWbvi)

550 Pron of the Dead

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

551 Cherry Poppins

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (qJtVm)

552 Sperms of Endearment

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

553

The Incredible Mr. Limpdick

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (t3kPl)

554 The Big Shart.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (i+fad)

555 Gotta head out. Back soon.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (QMwOT)

556 Beat Me in St Louis

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

557 540
Tami, I'm just watching.



This is fascinating.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (tRaq7)

I've never seen so many comments with so few words.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (Enq6K)

558 rock this cradle

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (FKrah)

559 The Jerk(off)

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (xlESs)

560 20,000 Lesbians under the Seman

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (wf3RQ)

561 Four Grooms

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (rb1zT)

562 >>> I checked the comments to see the amusing remarks about bernie getting pwned, but I see it's mostly pron titles.

Come on. You're not new.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (cHbmY)

563 Les Jizzerables

Posted by: I'm not putting my name on this at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (tMFgx)

564 556 Beat Me in St Louis
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)
---
Bang bang bang went the tranny...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (qJtVm)

565 Come back to the 5 and Grind, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (SNwMD)

566
The Bare Bitch Project

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (vIjh1)

567 From Dusk Until The Crack Of Dawn's Greasy Ass

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (Kwhm/)

568 557 540
Tami, I'm just watching.



This is fascinating.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (tRaq7)

I've never seen so many comments with so few words.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (Enq6K)

Most are actual full scripts from porn movies.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (ABjxW)

569 Chains, Trains, amd Automobiles

Uncle Cuck

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

570 There Will Be Cum

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

571 Guess Who's Coming to Screw?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (yhdMF)

572 Howard the Fuck

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (xlESs)

573

The Drilling Fields

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (t3kPl)

574 Lust in Translation

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (rb1zT)

575 er.. Rambo first blood. (real title) could look porn

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (FKrah)

576 It was announced earlier this year that Amazon will carry the NFL's Thursday night games for prime members.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (Enq6K)


Oh, well that answers that. I guess I'd just never seen it before.

Also, you said 'prime members'. Tee hee.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (y87Qq)

577 Lock, Cock, and two smoking babes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (rb1zT)

578 Silence of the clams

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (fA1SL)

579 Speaking of dildos and butt plugs (you guys were, weren't you??), Ret. REAR Admiral John Shitweasel Kirby joined in with the other CNN shitweasels shitting all over Gen. Kelly tonight.

Just thought I'd leave that here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (PY9jH)

580 In keeping with the spirit of this post, headline from Drudge:

Inmate Sues Penal System Over 91-Hour Erection

Best part of the story, the prisoners name is Dustin Lance.

http://tinyurl.com/yakgyabb

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

581 Balls on Fire

Balls of Desire

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (SNwMD)

582 Time Cock

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

583 Orgy on the Orient Exxxpress

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (nBr1j)

584 Immoral Beloved

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (cHbmY)

585 The Milagro Bean Flicking War

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (yzxic)

586 Doggy Days and Nights of Summer

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (QC/4S)

587 Coitus Interrupted

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (xlESs)

588 Field of Wet Dreams

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (bjlHK)

589 Dodgers score first, 1-0

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)

590 Field of Wet Dreams

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (SNwMD)

591 Trainmaking

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (rb1zT)

592 High Poon

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (nBr1j)

593 Peeing There

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (qJtVm)

594 I can't even help myself anymore. Somebody do an intervention.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (nBr1j)

595 589 Dodgers score first, 1-0
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)

Dude, that's just weird.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (ANIFC)

596 Dammit Harvey!!

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (SNwMD)

597 Free My Willy

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (xlESs)

598 The Fistmaiden

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (QC/4S)

599 >>> Dodgers score first

I don't get it.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (cHbmY)

600 xxx files

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (FKrah)

601 Human Centipede

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (rb1zT)

602 Most are actual full scripts from porn movies.

Hence the fascination. Don't get me wrong, I've seen my share of pr0n too, but to watch this display of pr0n-fu is truly awe-inspiring.

Joe Bob Briggs would be proud.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (tRaq7)

603 No Way In

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (SNwMD)

604 Barack and Michelle: A Love Story

or

A Guy and His Beard

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (PY9jH)

605 Days of Thunder Thighs

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (rb1zT)

606 ugh,
cum along cassidy

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (FKrah)

607 Top Gams

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (rb1zT)

608 Massage and a Throttle

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (SNwMD)

609 Tranny Spotting

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (yzxic)

610 Seven Beejers for Seven Brothers

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

611 Bar Thighs

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (cHbmY)

612 GroundHUNG Day

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (rb1zT)

613 Father Does the Bride.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (i+fad)

614 Starship Poopers

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (qJtVm)

615 Oklahomama!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (rb1zT)

616 I think this thread will easily reach 1,000.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

617 Splendor in the Ass

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (qJtVm)

618 Snow White and the Seven 8-Balls She Traded For One Night of SMBD

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (Kwhm/)

619 We Were Young Once, And Horny

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (cHbmY)

620 West Size Story

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (rb1zT)

621 And nary a repeat. Damn, you guys are good.

Fast, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (tRaq7)

622 Death Takes a Whore a Day

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (qJtVm)

623 M*I*L*F

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

624 Scatman.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (i+fad)

625 3 men in a babe

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (AxFdW)

626 Event Whores Rising

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (yzxic)

627 Philodendron (more weinstein porn)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (rb1zT)

628 Forget it Ace, its prom!

Posted by: fu52 at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (HpUpB)

629 G*A*S*H

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

630 Meat the Parents

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (xlESs)

631
Speaking of dildos and butt plugs (you guys were, weren't you??), Ret. REAR Admiral John Shitweasel Kirby joined in with the other CNN shitweasels shitting all over Gen. Kelly tonight.

Just thought I'd leave that here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Kirby is a real piece of work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

632 A Sinful Plan

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (cHbmY)

633 Deep Space Nine

I think I'm getting the hang of this!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (Sv2/X)

634 Babe n me

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (FKrah)

635 As Long as It Gets

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (SNwMD)

636 American Booty

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (bjlHK)

637 Gorillas in the Miss
------
That's the sequel to "Serial Apist" right?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (mJ8mX)

638 Pooperman.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (i+fad)

639
Lawrence of a Labia.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (vIjh1)

640 69th Warrior

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (rb1zT)

641 589 Dodgers score first, 1-0
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)

Dude, that's just weird.
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (ANIFC)

Baseball pron.

Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (qQcQl)

642 The Boner Collector

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

643 Plan 69 from outer space

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

644 The 400 Blows

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (QC/4S)

645 Still?

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (14URa)

646 Suckawhile Dundee.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (i+fad)

647 Nine Men In

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (qJtVm)

648 Meet the Fvckers

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (SNwMD)

649 once upon a time in mae west

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (AxFdW)

650 Speaking as a father, that Raiders stadium looks pretty, um not packed.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (ce4vQ)

651 Ass

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (6U3DW)

652 School of Cock

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (xlESs)

653 The Bitches of Madison County

Who I didn't visit

Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (pszv/)

654 Androgynous Strain

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (rb1zT)

655 Still?

Just kick back Peaches, and enjoy the show.

Wine cooler?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (tRaq7)

656 Hah! Best Drudge headline ever (not sure this will work):

TONIGHT: Uranus Visible To Naked Eye...

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (14URa)

657 "It Came In Outer Space"

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (cHbmY)

658 The Italian Blowjob

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

659 The Ass Bottom Boat

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (SNwMD)

660 The 47 Bonin'

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (fA1SL)

661 Bitches of Breastlick

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (rb1zT)

662 Orgasms 11

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

663 Star Whores: Return of the Browneye.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (i+fad)

664 back to the drawing board

Posted by: vizzy at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (s5Khz)

665 Wine cooler?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (tRaq7)
Ew.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (14URa)

666 Homo Spacians

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (Kz9dH)

667 Father Does the Bride.
Posted by: Country Boy


My eyes are bugging out of my head, but that's good.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (pszv/)

668 Please Don't Meat the Ladies

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (SNwMD)

669 To Sir with Glove

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j)

670 Buck Rogers her

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (rb1zT)

671 Dog Dick Afternoon

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (U3PcU)

672 Brides Head Revisited

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (qJtVm)

673 Edward Scissorhands

oh what is this?

Edward Penishands?

Tim Burton, you naughty, naughty boy.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (ce4vQ)

674 There Will be Bang

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (QC/4S)

675 To Sir With Lube

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (qJtVm)

676 Black Snake Moan

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (6U3DW)

677 Manass: Dicks of Fate

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (rb1zT)

678
Dont Tell Mom The Babysitters Did

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (vIjh1)

679 The Boner Sanction

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

680 645
Still?


Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (14URa)

We need some way to slap them outta it. How do you slap 200 morons at once?

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (Enq6K)

681 669 To Sir with Glove
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j)

Can't forget the memorable movie score and soundtrack, "Smell the Glove"

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (ce4vQ)

682 OK, how about pull of Valu-Rite before the glass bottle starts to get soft?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (tRaq7)

683 Finding Nooner

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S)

684 Play Me Again, Sam

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (SNwMD)

685

Queer as Fuck

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (t3kPl)

686 Midnight Runs

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (xlESs)

687 The Third Man Tonight

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (cHbmY)

688 Legend of Whore House

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (rb1zT)

689 Goodfuckers

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (yzxic)

690 King Leer

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (nBr1j)

691 Poon, Trains and Automobiles

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

692

Last time we did this I think we went over 1000...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (t3kPl)

693 The Deep ...Hunter

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (QC/4S)

694 The 39 Stepsisters

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (rb1zT)

695 Last time we did this I think we went over 1000...

==

I doing my best, here !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (QC/4S)

696 What about Boobs?

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (SNwMD)

697 The Boys from Brazilian

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (fA1SL)

698 Love Among the Bruins

(with DiCaprio)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (qJtVm)

699 Wayne Gacy's World

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (U3PcU)

700 Detroit Cock City

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (cHbmY)

701 GladHeAteHer

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (yzxic)

702 Dial M, for Mish

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (QC/4S)

703 The Gams of Naverrone

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (rb1zT)

704 The Lady did the Tramp

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (ce4vQ)

705 >> Dodgers score first



I don't get it.
------
That's not what she said!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (mJ8mX)

706 Lawrence in an Arabian

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (yhdMF)

707 A Dick Too Far

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (DyqiE)

708 Ellen Degeneres, Whoopi, and Hillary. In a pile. Going at it.

Let's see if this works, Tami and Peaches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (PY9jH)

709 Greystroke: The Legend of Whorezan.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

710 Bukkake and the Beast

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (ce4vQ)

711 Dirty Dozen

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (rb1zT)

712 First Blood

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (6U3DW)

713 Inwhoreious Basterds

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (fA1SL)

714

The Little Mermaid's Brown Starfish

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (t3kPl)

715 Cumming to America

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (xlESs)

716 V.I. Whoreshawski

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

717 La La Land

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (ce4vQ)

718 The Wangs of Fear

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (QC/4S)

719 656 Hah! Best Drudge headline ever (not sure this will work):

TONIGHT: Uranus Visible To Naked Eye...
Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (14URa)


Yeah. It's slightly brighter than 6th magnitude at best.

So, if you're 100 miles away from city and suburban lights,

and you have a detailed star chart and/or know the constellations *very* well,

then it will "pop out". LOL.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

720 When Kevin McCallister had to fend for himself, Trump walked away.

https://youtu.be/YXE3Ku-mGrk?t=16s

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (rnAwa)

721 Strangers Pulling a train

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

722 Romancing the Bone

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (rb1zT)

723 Santa Claus Does The Martians

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (cHbmY)

724 Bromancing the Bone

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (ce4vQ)

725 I, Sexbot

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

726 White Men Can't Hump.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (i+fad)

727 Mary Pop-ins

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (ce4vQ)

728 Private Ido, Ho

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (cHbmY)

729 Deep Sonobi!

Posted by: Sonobi! at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (Wvkeg)

730 When Harry Smelled Sally

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (xlESs)

731 The Trouble with Harry's wang

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (rb1zT)

732 5 easy pieces

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (AxFdW)

733 Saving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (PY9jH)

734 Jiggly

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

735 708 Ellen Degeneres, Whoopi, and Hillary. In a pile. Going at it.


Sister Act 3

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (SNwMD)

736 Fern Gully 2: The Potted Plants

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (ce4vQ)

737 @725 - nice !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (QC/4S)

738

From Here to Sperm City

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (t3kPl)

739 All Of Me

Yeah, thanks, Reggie. Very funny.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (pszv/)

740 OK, that's 569 comments in one hour. How fitting.

A new indoor record.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (tRaq7)

741 Shaft

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (6U3DW)

742 Loving Las Vegas

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

743 The Great Train Buggery

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (cHbmY)

744 The Hining

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (U3PcU)

745 The Girl with the Dildo Tattoo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (rb1zT)

746 The Sperminator

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

747 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

I didn't even have to change a word, dirty minds will do all the work, gentiles!

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (xlESs)

748 Days of Thunder-thighs

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (ce4vQ)

749

Queefer Madness

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (t3kPl)

750 The Girl with all the Guys

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (rb1zT)

751 Looking for Mr. Hardwood

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (SNwMD)

752 I need a recommendation for a good self defense gun I can carry in my purse. Any ideas?

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (Enq6K)

753 The little merde maid

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

754 The Girl with the Dildo Tattoo

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (PY9jH)

755 Bad Santa

...don't leave just yet, Santa!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (pszv/)

756 Panty Asia

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (cHbmY)

757 Someone here a few days ago said "If I had to choose between watching soccer and Harvey Weinstein jerking off into a houseplant, I won't know what to do."
Response: "That's what picture-in-picture is for."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (rnAwa)

758 The Wizard of Ooze

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (ce4vQ)

759 The Great Ball

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (rb1zT)

760 Baredevil

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

761 Twelve Donkeys

Posted by: Looper at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (7xvrP)

762 Titty-Titty Bang-Bang

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:38 PM (rb1zT)

763 The Girl with the Dildo Tattoo

The porn version is less graphic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 08:38 PM (rnAwa)

764 To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:38 PM (ce4vQ)

765 Let Me Put My Love Into You

(ok, ok. It's a musical)

Posted by: AC/DC at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (pszv/)

766 Bull Do-Him

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (ce4vQ)

767 Hymenbusters

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (xlESs)

768
Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore

I can't believe it. You fuckers are totally slacking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (eXA4G)

769 So, this is pretty much it for tonight?

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

770 Spooge

Posted by: Charles Dickin's at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (pszv/)

771
Dazed and Cum Fused

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (vIjh1)

772 Field of Creams

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

773 Holy crap. Pixy isn't letting me sock 'a m y s c h u m e r' unless it's about repeating a previous comment.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (mJ8mX)

774 Doing Mrs. Doubtfire

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (DyqiE)

775 The Mate Ricks

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (fA1SL)

776 Octopussy

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (6U3DW)

777 Pleasure of Sierra Tu Madre

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (cHbmY)

778 The River Queef

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (ce4vQ)

779 Mr. Blandings Drills His Dream Whore

Posted by: Looper at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (7xvrP)

780 Trading Sexes

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (xlESs)

781 Erin Brokeabitch

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (SNwMD)

782 A Star is Whorin'

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (yzxic)

783 The Sperminator
-----
Talk to zee hand.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (mJ8mX)

784 Ghost-bustiers

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ce4vQ)

785 Spent

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (yhdMF)

786 Rear Window

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (QC/4S)

787
Rio Low Blow

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (eXA4G)

788 The Shootist.

Posted by: Peter North at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (pszv/)

789 So, this is pretty much it for tonight?

Yep, best I can tell from here.

It's like they had a running downhill start on an icy road.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (tRaq7)

790 Boystown

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ce4vQ)

791 The Virgin Sexless

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (SNwMD)

792 Speaking of Ted Cruz, I just discovered that Twitter has permanently suspended the account that @tedcruz accidentally favorited last month. (The post with pronstar Cory Chase). Also, PornHub's account was permanently blocked.

Thx alot, Ted. :/

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (Hnqc1)

793 I knew it.

As soon as I saw this thread, I said to myself -
'Self. They're just gonna be in there making fun of Porn movie titles...'

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (KJZYq)

794
Whats up, Cock

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (vIjh1)

795 The Bukkake Kid

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (U3PcU)

796 The Virgin Slip-and-slides

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (ce4vQ)

797
Rise of the Planet of the Gapes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (eXA4G)

798 Ugh. So Tucker must need a Valium after every show.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (ASGHc)

799 The Man with 2 Dicks

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (SNwMD)

800 No Erections for Old Men

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (yhdMF)

801 Honey, I Spunked on the Neighbor's Step Kids

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (KJZYq)

802
28 Lays Later

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (eXA4G)

803 Fuchenstein

Dragula

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL)

804 Raiders of the Lust Ark

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (ce4vQ)

805 Dude, Where's My Whore?

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

806 A Whore is Born

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (xlESs)

807 The Man Who Felt Her Smurf

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (qJtVm)

808 Drunken Master, Hidden, oh hell, I just can't do it

Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (pzA2L)

809 The Girl With The Pearl Necklace

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (cHbmY)

810 You've Got E-Male

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (ce4vQ)

811 coughs, live free or die harder

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (FKrah)

812 Sappho's Choice

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

813 It's like they had a running downhill start on an icy road.
-------
"Sliders"

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (mJ8mX)

814 Sex, Actually

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (cHbmY)

815 (Revising one of my previous entries)

47 Bones In

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (fA1SL)

816 Splendor in the Ass.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (xlESs)

817 Dial 'P' for Paolo
























Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (KJZYq)

818 810

Shit.

meant:

You've Got Male

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (ce4vQ)

819 Keef Olberdouche opines from his bathtub on Gen. Kelly, calling him "a collaborating, enabling nitwit."

Huh.

I'd PPV to watch Gen. Kelly gouge out Keef's eyeballs and well.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)

820 Spinner-Ella

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

821 Mean Queefs

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (yzxic)

822 Crotching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (SNwMD)

823 Crouching Tigress, Hidden Drag Queen

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (fA1SL)

824 Pump Friction

Spit on that thing, Huma!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Sv2/X)

825 O and more fun

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (FKrah)

826
Escape from Alma's Ass

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (eXA4G)

827 Canonball Buns

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (ce4vQ)

828 Girl, Inseminated

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

829 Skull Fucking Ms Daisy

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (KJZYq)

830 Tremors

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (6U3DW)

831 I like the idea of HGTV inspired porn...

"Tiny House. Big Dick."

"Love it it Lick It."

"Ho Hunters"

"Ho Hunters: International"



Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Hnqc1)

832 Frida

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (ce4vQ)

833 Gorillas in the Mish

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (xlESs)

834 The Accidental Humping

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (SNwMD)

835 Jawbreaker

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (6U3DW)

836 The Royal Tappinbums

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (yzxic)

837 An Officer and a Gentleman and Another 4 Guys

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (KJZYq)

838 831

Flip this Haus

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (ce4vQ)

839 Hothello

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

840 Correction...

"Love It *or* Lick It."

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (Hnqc1)

841 I'd PPV to watch Gen. Kelly gouge out Keef's eyeballs and well.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)
----
In the Octogon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (qJtVm)

842 Nope...they're stuck.....

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (Enq6K)

843 The Story of Ooooh!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (mJ8mX)

844 822 Crotching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (SNwMD)

823 Crouching Tigress, Hidden Drag Queen
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (fA1SL)

Nice. Great minds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (rb1zT)

845 The Hunt for Red Pussy

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (yhdMF)

846 So. This is what you morons spend your time on while I'm at work?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (EZebt)

847 Mucha Goo About Humping

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

848 The Men Who Stare at Boobs

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (SNwMD)

849 Raging Boner

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (U3PcU)

850 Stick It!

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (6U3DW)

851 The Count of Monte Crusto

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (Sv2/X)

852 Homo with a shotgun

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (fA1SL)

853 The Poonatic

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

854 Around The World For Eighty Bucks

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (cHbmY)

855 Or maybe..

"Shove It or Lick It"

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (Hnqc1)

856 Forest Hump: Bambi Comes (Of Age)

Posted by: Looper at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (7xvrP)

857 Every Given Sundae

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (ce4vQ)

858
Invasion of the Body Cavities

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (eXA4G)

859 Good Night, and Good Fvck

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (SNwMD)

860 Hair

or

Age of Aqua-Harry Ass

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (ce4vQ)

861 Blazing Boobies

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (mMeIQ)

862 3:10 to Huma

Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (Sv2/X)

863 The Perfect Porn

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (SNwMD)

864 The Piano

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (ce4vQ)

865 Cockula Meats Fuchenstein

Eat, pray, fuck

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (fA1SL)

866 Field of Cums

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (mMeIQ)

867 A Rubber Rams Through It

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (qJtVm)

868 The Cunt of Molly Crisco

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (etctz)

869 The Porn Identity

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (fA1SL)

870 Midnight Reverse Cowgirl

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (yzxic)

871 The Vagina Diapers

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (xlESs)

872 Blow Me.

Yeah, I don't care- blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (Sv2/X)

873 3:10 to Huma
---
Brilliant. Can't believe it took over 800!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (qJtVm)

874

Tin Double D Cup

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (t3kPl)

875 Braveshart

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (ce4vQ)

876
Mad Max: The Choad Warrior

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (eXA4G)

877

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Whorehouse

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (t3kPl)

878 Assatar

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Sv2/X)

879 Confession of a Nymphomaniac Mind

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (SNwMD)

880 Nood

Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (pzA2L)

881 "Beachfront Bargain Fuck"

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Hnqc1)

882 Tami - if anything can stop this madness, a gun question might be the one ...

Mrs Eez has carried a Beretta .25 for many years now - periodically I blow lint out of the barrel and swap magazines for her. Okay under the "better than nothing" clause, which I invoked for many years with my little .22 revolver (I was carrying that when I first met her !). fwiw she is a dead shot with that thing; I remember seeing her shooting apples off a tree with it years ago.

Personally I carry a S&W snubnose .38 these days, and in any model without a protruding hammer I unequivocally recommend that as a purse gun; no safety to find, no slide to rack, never a failure-to-function - there's a reason cops all carried that kind of gun before everything got all paramilitary ...

Best advice is go to a local shop and find something that fits your hand and seems do-able mechanically, then try to actually test-fire before you buy.

more ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (z3Hmr)

883 Second Hand Loins

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (cHbmY)

884 Carlos Dangers Way

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (U3PcU)

885 Citizen Came

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (xlESs)

886 Has anyone seen zombie around lately?

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

887 Diddler on The Roof

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (U3PcU)

888 E.T. The Extra Testicle

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (xlESs)

889 Nood

Well, duh, it's pr0n, of course they're all nude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (tRaq7)

890 Fucking Solomon's Behind
... starring Allan Quartermain

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (etctz)

891
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (eXA4G)

892 sisterhood of the traveling panty-less

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 19, 2017 08:57 PM (hscyr)

893 Nood

Don't know that one.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (tIhIY)

894 O-tay -

"It's like they had a running downhill start on an icy road."

g'night, foax
long, busy day tomorrow

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (z3Hmr)

895 Naked Gun 2 1/2

But that's in inches, not centimeters!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (tIhIY)

896 Best advice is go to a local shop and find
something that fits your hand and seems do-able mechanically, then try
to actually test-fire before you buy.



more ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (z3Hmr)

Thanks sock! Yeah, I really need to go to a shop and shoot some. We have a bunch of guns we inherited from my FIL but they're manly man guns.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:59 PM (Enq6K)

897 What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:59 PM (6U3DW)

898 Run Silent, Run Ten Inches Deep

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 09:01 PM (Kwhm/)

899 I saw someone doing a trade like that last week at my local shop - might be worth a try.

Best of luck, keep us in the loop for tons of free advice !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (z3Hmr)

900 ... secret cervix... sheeesh

that is excellent.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (AxFdW)

901 I predict this thread will win.

Groin Card

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 09:05 PM (mJ8mX)

902 Poledhertwice

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (U3PcU)

903
Knocking Up, Baby

Gunga Did Her

Man Titties on the Bounty

Forrest Gunt

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:08 PM (NyJwR)

904 under milkwood

(no preparations needed)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 09:10 PM (AxFdW)

905 Total Reball

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 09:12 PM (mJ8mX)

906
A Man Called Horsefucker

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:12 PM (NyJwR)

907 Vaginatown

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (BeKMO)

908

She Wore a Yellow Merkin


Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (NyJwR)

909 Pussies. They've all left for the other thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (mJ8mX)

910 Lethal Weapon

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (6U3DW)

911
Ivan, Ho

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (NyJwR)

912
How to Suck Seed From Your Business Without Really Trying

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:16 PM (NyJwR)

913 8MM!

Wait..

Posted by: Johnny at October 19, 2017 09:17 PM (kUotE)

914 The Sound of Music!

Wait .. I'm not getting this right, am I?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 09:20 PM (AYOfh)

915 Super Size Me

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 09:24 PM (6U3DW)

916 satellite tv is sooo decadent

love it

but it's just not me

Posted by: happyfeet at October 19, 2017 09:50 PM (mLfQi)

917 If the kids are too young to read the titles, there is no problem.

If the kids are old enough to read the titles, but have to ask what 'horny' or 'dildo' means, then it is called a teachable moment.

If the kids are old enough to know what it means then, if you've raised your kids correctly, it should be a moment of hilarity.

If the kids are old enough to know what it means, and you didn't raise your kids correctly, only then is this a problem.

I remember the huge debates about the violence of the Three Stooges, and how it was corrupting us kids by glorifying violence. As if we kids didn't already know that getting poked in the eye hurt like hell, and because of that it was probably faked on the show. Sheesh! Adults can really be childish..

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 19, 2017 10:09 PM (o7l6R)

918 Pretty Shitty Gang Bang

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 19, 2017 10:16 PM (lD3vL)

919 Down In Abby

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2017 10:18 PM (oiItG)

920 Jennifer 8 Everyone

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (oiItG)

921 3 hours to 920 posts. Not bad at 5.1 posts/min.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 10:33 PM (QMwOT)

922 I worked on the parental control feature, in the set-top-box engineering group for Directv. If you set the controls to block x-rated programs, it will also block the titles in the guide (and anywhere else in the UI). You can check this yourselves quite easily.

Posted by: Chad Bigelow at October 20, 2017 01:17 PM (kBvjb)

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