Two Top Swiss Islamic-Organization Officials Indicted for Making Al Qaeda Propaganda Videos

I'm shocked. I thought they were all about the Peace and stuff.

Oh, speaking of: One of the London Tube Bombers was part of England's Islamic "deradicalization" program. I guess it didn't work.

If you want to not know more about the Tube Bombers, read the New York Times. They'll hide potentially discomforting information from you, like the nationalities of the suspects, their status as innocent refugees fleeing war (check!), and connections to Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Ace at 07:15 PM

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1 How!

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (EoiAh)

2 Yow!

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:08 PM (EoiAh)

3 Meeeee!

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:08 PM (EoiAh)

4 Yes, I'm juvenile.

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:08 PM (EoiAh)

5 Five fecta?

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (EoiAh)

6 Sexta!

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (EoiAh)

7 Say what you will about Islam, but when the eventual Western Globalist v. Ummah showdown finally happens, the folks that have been fucking up America and Europe for generations are going to get theirs in a very big way.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (rznWS)

8 If I thought The NY Times was even nominally in the news business I would read the article.

They are not.

I will not.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (oBuXO)

9 Ok, I'm done.

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (EoiAh)

10 Off, sock.

Posted by: fluffy: dirty Skandi at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (U0v/A)

11 Try again

Posted by: fluffy at September 21, 2017 07:10 PM (U0v/A)

12 Seriously. There is going to be a huge Come to Jesus reckoning in all this.

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:11 PM (EoiAh)

13 This is my shocked face.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 21, 2017 07:12 PM (CNHr1)

14 Non seriously. Hey, Uncle Palp! Popped my cherry today, too! I love this place!

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:12 PM (EoiAh)

15
I could've been a contender.....but, I was on the twitterverse trolling Valerie Plame...and then read one of the articles Ace linked.... Damn.

1.) Twitter Time Suck Strikes Again

2.) #NeverReadTheLinksAlwaysCommentFirst

3.) ?

4.) Profit!!!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (tDTdL)

16 >>> Uncle Palp popped my cherry today, too! I love this place!

Lucky you.

Posted by: fluffy at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (U0v/A)

17 They weren't fleeing war; they were invading Europe to bring the war there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (6FqZa)

18 Ok, I've got cabin fever. Riding out 40-50 knot winds near Martha's Vineyard. Ask JackStraw to verify conditions. But I still love this place.

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (EoiAh)

19 In before The Scorpion and CountryBoy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (LTHVh)

20 Those Swiss cow bells won't stop them from getting cow raped.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (6Ll1u)

21 Surprisingly!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 07:15 PM (rb1zT)

22
Ever notice how we're not supposed to take the Bill Of Rights literally but we're supposed to take that stupid poem "Give me your tired, poor, etc." on the Statue of Liberty literally?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:15 PM (ZRhlk)

23 "Two Top Swiss-Islamic Organization Officials".

Europe is a done tom turkey.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (5VlCp)

24 they must have been #hacked

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (wmaTe)

25 "An 18-year-old Iraqi orphan who had a reputation for getting into fights and had been in the foster care of a retired couple"

I got the fix! Jail stoooopid retired couples.

Posted by: Golfman at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (48QDY)

26
Did Thomas Jefferson really say: "One of the strangest reasons for people to keep and bear arms is to fight against government tyranny"?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (ZRhlk)

27 Unexpectedly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (Umfx1)

28 I am so sick and tired of Islam.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (Vevy5)

29 @12: "Seriously. There is going to be a huge Come to Jesus reckoning in all this."

Of course, by the time it actually happens, at least in Europe, it will more properly be termed a "Come to Isa ibn Maryam Moment"

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 21, 2017 07:17 PM (rznWS)

30 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

31 Commas are your friend.

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:17 PM (EoiAh)

32
Married Mom vs Single Mom on Welfare ---> Single Mom

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:17 PM (ZRhlk)

33 No way I made it in here before the scorpion.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 07:17 PM (6T7P/)

34 The right of the people to keep armed bears must not be infringed.

Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said, Vol II at September 21, 2017 07:18 PM (LTHVh)

35 Lotta cherry poppin' around this place.

Posted by: Ummmm, what? at September 21, 2017 07:18 PM (UhU44)

36 >>Married Mom vs Single Mom on Welfare ---> Single Mom

How you say, embrace the power of the And?

Posted by: The Paolo at September 21, 2017 07:18 PM (6T7P/)

37 Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 07:17 PM (6T7P/)

Yeah, but you're dead now, so does it really matter? It's not like it could sting you or anything.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:19 PM (gEvQ8)

38 "Ever notice how we're not supposed to take the Bill Of Rights literally but we're supposed to take that stupid poem "Give me your tired, poor, etc." on the Statue of Liberty literally?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:15 PM (ZRhlk)"

You mean kinda like how I'm still waiting for the 2A to get emanations & penumbras ?

Yup.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 21, 2017 07:19 PM (Umfx1)

39 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2017 07:19 PM (KCxzN)

40 Ace: "If you want to not know more about the Tube Bombers, read the New York Times."

If I'm going to remain informed, I'm going to not read the National Laughingstock, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 21, 2017 07:20 PM (H8S+R)

41 By arrived, I meant I'm in Las Vegas.

And I didn't come here to study the Bible either.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 07:20 PM (haGT9)

42
Don't take the Bible literally, the Leftist Fascists demand!

But you'd better take that stupid poem on the Statue of Liberty literally!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:20 PM (ZRhlk)

43 I kind of wish that Panzerbjoern were a real thing. It would be cool to have other sentient species on the planet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:20 PM (LTHVh)

44 Listen up, infidel. We won't kill you but show us where your women and children gather.

Posted by: Moderate Muslim at September 21, 2017 07:21 PM (z74gh)

45 De radicalization, now there is a thought.

Is that something like 'rehabilitation' when you get sent to prison?

So if you are White, Christian, and an oppressor of poor brown people of another religion, have you rehabilitated yourself yet? Why not?

We should have camps for that deprogramming where the nonbeliever can achieve redemption through hard labor.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 21, 2017 07:21 PM (m9X4Y)

46 Yeah, when the backlash begins, it will be something terrible to behold.

And those fvckers keep pushing it, don't they?

And, Top 500!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2017 07:21 PM (8iiMU)

47 Pointing out that most terrorism is carried out by muslims is racist, but saying that most wars are started by Jews is merely "though-provoking."

Posted by: josephistan at September 21, 2017 07:21 PM (ANIFC)

48 You should have seen them before we deradicalized them! We got off lucky.

Posted by: Scotland Yard at September 21, 2017 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

49 Yeah but what was their intent? They were just trying to make friends.

Inclusion. Divrsity.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 07:22 PM (SC9so)

50 And I didn't come here to study the Bible either.

People arriving in Vegas rarely do. They would rather gamble, drink, bowl, chase women, ogle women, gamble some more, ogle some more, chase some more, maybe shoot some guns, rinse repeat.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:22 PM (gEvQ8)

51
Hate Has A Home in Switzerland, evidently.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:22 PM (ZRhlk)

52 I want them all to just fuck off and die already.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

53 Crap! All it says is "REMEMBER TO DRINK YOUR SWISS MISS, INFIDEL"!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2017 07:22 PM (mJ8mX)

54 How did the videos do at the Sundance Film Festival?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 07:23 PM (SC9so)

55 And I didn't come here to study the Bible either.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 07:20 PM (haGT9)

I'm sure nobody was expecting you to study the bible in Las Vegas. After all, in their stinky slogan, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 07:23 PM (iVOAv)

56 There was an article a year or so which pointed out the issue--the moslem hordes coming into Europe were not behaving like refugees. They were behaving like conquerors.

And they were, and they have.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 21, 2017 07:23 PM (l9m7l)

57
A lot of anti-gun nuts and liars use that Jefferson quote above. I don't know if it's real or not.

If only there was some way to search these things on the world wide webs...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:24 PM (ZRhlk)

58 Peace is the sharia law omelet
the broken eggs are western civilization
the rapes and murder of white women infidels is the seasoning

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 07:24 PM (yKAUL)

59 54 How did the videos do at the Sundance Film Festival

Dancing is Haram, infidel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2017 07:24 PM (hcyUh)

60 Sentient? Or Sapient? I would think that monkeys are sentient, after a fashion. But I want smarter animals for my Fedaykin to ride into battle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:24 PM (LTHVh)

61 56
There was an article a year or so which pointed out the issue--the
moslem hordes coming into Europe were not behaving like refugees. They
were behaving like conquerors.

And the respective governments will charge you and put you in jail if you have the audacity to point that out.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:25 PM (gEvQ8)

62 Someone just won the internet for the rest of the week:
https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/910904409097363456

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2017 07:25 PM (mJ8mX)

63 @38: "You mean kinda like how I'm still waiting for the 2A to get emanations penumbras ?

Yup."

The Second died because it wasn't exercised. We the People let it get converted into a license (and many seem unduly proud of that fact). The same thing has been happening to the rest of the Bill of Rights, too. Courts and legislatures restrict, redact, and redraw, and everyone just shrugs, or at most, fires off an angry letter to the editor.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 21, 2017 07:25 PM (rznWS)

64 60 Sentient? Or Sapient? I would think that monkeys are sentient, after a fashion. But I want smarter animals for my Fedaykin to ride into battle.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:24 PM (LTHVh)

As long as they aren't homosapient.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

65 I think Jefferson meant strongest, not strangest.

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 07:26 PM (EoiAh)

66 Val "Heydrich" Plame explains it all:

"I made a mistake and should not have retweeted that article," Wilson said in an email. "I sincerely apologized. I was just so focused on the neocons lust for war: 'If you liked the Iraq war, you'll love an Iranian one. '"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 07:27 PM (Nwg0u)

67 Told y'all! It's about videos! Videos!

Posted by: Susan Rice at September 21, 2017 07:27 PM (bc2Lc)

68 People arriving in Vegas rarely do. They would rather gamble, drink, bowl, chase women, ogle women, gamble some more, ogle some more, chase some more, maybe shoot some guns, rinse repeat.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:22 PM (gEvQ

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You say that as if it's a bad thing.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 07:27 PM (wyNhR)

69 Was it Jefferson who said that playing "ball games" was a pastime unsuitable to men? That men should practice with firearms for enjoyment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:28 PM (LTHVh)

70 What a coincidence! If I could get my college transcripts unsealed, they would show that the only course I flunked was Islamic deradicalization.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 21, 2017 07:28 PM (uGOrW)

71 What most seem to forget is that history, in all its entirety, is just a narrative of wars and the brief period of peace between them.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:28 PM (gEvQ8)

72 41: you're in vegas, but you are hanging out here? wtf?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2017 07:29 PM (KP5rU)

73 We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years. Not many nations can make that claim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:29 PM (LTHVh)

74
I was just so focused on the neocons lust for war:

A.K.A. American Jews??

That's what she's saying.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:29 PM (ZRhlk)

75 I am not feeling well, so this is really pissing me off. You have crazy people in any faith, people being what they are.

The thing that burns me is the prioritization of the Islamic faith as somehow being above what we require of simple human decency. Where the fuck are all the imams and so forth coming out against attacks by radicalIislamists? WTF are the group condemnations?

What you are essentially telling us is that we already live in an Islamic state where the mere criticism of the ADHERENTS of Islam is verbotten.

Now I am not saying we are there yet, because we can peaceably assemble here and voice our issues, but the media is acting as if we already live in this system- because it is useful for their lib masters to be able to control what you say, make you second guess what you even think, and then get control of you by that hesitancy.

To all of which I say bullshit, and I refuse to play.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 07:30 PM (rb1zT)

76 I would rather take in every Mexican, or annex Mexico, rather than take even 1 Muslim. Islam scares me that much. It is a wise fear, born out of knowledge, not ignorance. Islam produces zealots who are ruthless, cunning, and operate from a destructive ideology.

But no one asked me, and it is already too late.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 07:30 PM (UhU44)

77 To point out the bombers are asylum seekers is intolerable racism and pointless as well!

--Shit people are actually saying #EnglandIsDoomed

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2017 07:30 PM (q177U)

78 57
A lot of anti-gun nuts and liars use that Jefferson quote above. I don't know if it's real or not.

If only there was some way to search these things on the world wide webs...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:24 PM (ZRhlk)

AFAIK, they're still in the process of cataloging & publishing all of Jefferson's letters.

Posted by: josephistan at September 21, 2017 07:30 PM (ANIFC)

79 You say that as if it's a bad thing.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 07:27 PM (wyNhR)

It's not. Not at all. And I really like that when anyone copies my hash to a post it ends with a smiley face. Kind of cool actually.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:30 PM (gEvQ8)

80
Wait, is President Trump a 'neocon' now!?!?

Just last month he was anti-Jew.

Now,....he's a Jew!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:30 PM (ZRhlk)

81 Those sneaky Islamic Jews up to no good again.

Posted by: Secret Agent Glamour Cover Model and Debutaunt Valerie PlameValerie at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (3nBGR)

82 @47: "Yeah, when the backlash begins, it will be something terrible to behold.

And those fvckers keep pushing it, don't they?"

Better hope "the backlash" this time works out better than the Crusades did, because they ended rather badly. The Reconquista would be nice, but not sure that Europe's got the stones to pull that one off anymore.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (rznWS)

83 Now,....he's a Jew!

Shapeshifter.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (LTHVh)

84 What's so funny about peace love and nitroglycerin?

Posted by: Mohammed Costello at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (EhfP/)

85
How many letters did the man pen?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (ZRhlk)

86 73 We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years. Not many nations can make that claim.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:29 PM (LTHVh)

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We disagree

Posted by: 25M Illegal Aliens ans Growing at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (wyNhR)

87 The ruling class is not good at things like deradicalization or re-education camps. Not yet.
Imagine 'diversity' seminars.
This stuff doesn't work on any but the most fragile psyches.

They're great at long term propaganda using all outlets of media and 'education,' but for the short term stuff you need .....better persuasive techniques. Like electro-shock or rats.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2017 07:32 PM (0jtPF)

88 73 We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years. Not many nations can make that claim.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:29 PM (LTHVh)

True, but we're unofficially being invaded right now. And they won't have to fire a shot if they can change our government and conquer us by voting.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

89 Don't know if they do it intentionally but these Muslim radical refugees avoiding killing the stupid leaders and decision makers of these host countries is genius.

That's the only way these leaders might do something.

Might.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 07:32 PM (LuKE7)

90 Islam produces zealots who are ruthless, cunning, and operate from a destructive ideology.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 07:30 PM (UhU44)

Yeah, it *really is* an ideology of hate.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2017 07:33 PM (8iiMU)

91 >>>Oh, speaking of: One of the London Tube Bombers was part of England's Islamic "deradicalization" program. I guess it didn't work.

Let's say there's an identifiable type of people who routinely enters med-school.

And due to their nature you always have to send them to a preliminary class, "why you should want to save people's lives, and not to kill them".

Then they probably don't belong in Med school in the first place.

Isn't it the same with immigration? If you immigrate to a country and you want to kill the people inside it and need to be de-radicalized then isn't it fair to say that YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ADMITTED IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 07:33 PM (/qEW2)

92 85
How many letters did the man pen?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (ZRhlk)

A shit ton. Of course, back then it was spelled "fhit ton"

Posted by: josephistan at September 21, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

93 Did Thomas Jefferson really say: "One of the strangest reasons for people to keep and bear arms is to fight against government tyranny"?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (ZRhlk)

Perhaps. But de Tocqueville described the tyranny... To the smallest detail.

In 1840.

Posted by: Golfman at September 21, 2017 07:34 PM (48QDY)

94 Is that ice cream kosher?

Posted by: Donny Two-scoops at September 21, 2017 07:34 PM (rb1zT)

95 There is no such thing as a moderate muslim. It's like a moderate wolf in a meadow full of sheep. Doesn't exist.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 07:34 PM (wyNhR)

96 Imagine 'diversity' seminars.

Reason number 1 on why our military isn't being trained up to readiness that they need to be at. They spend so much time on training troops on what pronoun to use when addressing someone, or how not to rape, or inclusion bull that they don't have time to train them on how to break other assholes shit effectively.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:35 PM (gEvQ8)

97 @75: "The thing that burns me is the prioritization of the Islamic faith as
somehow being above what we require of simple human decency. Where the
fuck are all the imams and so forth coming out against attacks by
radicalIislamists? WTF are the group condemnations?"

Islamic radicals kill the ever living fuck out of people who disagree with them. The point being, violence works - it shuts people up all the time.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 21, 2017 07:35 PM (rznWS)

98 Isn't it the same with immigration? If you immigrate to a country and you want to kill the people inside it and need to be de-radicalized then isn't it fair to say that YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ADMITTED IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 07:33 PM (/qEW2)

Yeah, that makes too much sense and besides I'm pretty sure you're a racist.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 07:36 PM (SC9so)

99 Ya know the movies where one guy is getting devoured by the beast and says to his friend "save yourself"?

Well, the guy being devoured is Europe. America is the friend. Islam is the monsterous beast.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 07:36 PM (UhU44)

100 I think they've already passed the tipping point in most of Western Europe-- they want more Merkel, with all that that entails. If there were going to be a backlash, we would've seen it by now.

Don't faze me, bro'! (for slightly referencing the previous thread), but...

I'm sick to fucking death of being hated for my whiteness. And as for hating my kids for THEIR white maleness...? Well, use your imagination.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 07:36 PM (/czxp)

101 Joo-o-con.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2017 07:36 PM (mJ8mX)

102 Seriously. There is going to be a huge Come to Jesus reckoning in all this.

Posted by: RI Red
**************************

Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We will be rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves

Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 07:36 PM (HnB/8)

103
We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years. Not many nations can make that claim.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

You can thank us for that!

Posted by: The Atlantic and the Pacific oceans at September 21, 2017 07:36 PM (IqV8l)

104 What most seem to forget is that history, in all its entirety, is just a narrative of wars and the brief period of peace between them.

-
When the Jews were stealing our money instead.

- Val "Heydrich" Plame

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 07:37 PM (Nwg0u)

105 Come on Ace you can't expect a "de-radicalization" program to work the first time out. How many times has Michael Douglas been to sex rehab? How many smokers or drinkers quit after 1 round of 12-stepping or AA?

/s

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 21, 2017 07:37 PM (v3DL/)

106 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 21, 2017 07:37 PM (Zd2ZF)

107 @86: We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years. Not many nations can make that claim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:29 PM (LTHVh)

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We disagree

Posted by: 25M Illegal Aliens ans Growing at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (wyNhR)

-----As do we.

Posted by: The Army of Northern Virginia at September 21, 2017 07:37 PM (rznWS)

108 There is no such thing as a moderate muslim.

Sure there is.
They're basically the ones that the radical muslims ask to "hold my beer".

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 21, 2017 07:37 PM (RHEDC)

109 Europe is gone and when they ask us to save them...again, they can eat a BOD.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 07:38 PM (SC9so)

110 I said all that tough talk Trump made about Rocket Boy at the UN wasn't for the Norks, it was for the Chinese.

And lookee lookee, today they cut their banks off from dealing with FatBoy.

Trump's giving the Chinese a choice-- cut them off, or deal with the fallout. Pun intended.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

111 85
How many letters did the man pen?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (ZRhlk)c

___________

The same 25 letters, over and over again in varying combinations.

Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at September 21, 2017 07:38 PM (vfC/C)

112 Wait, so al Qaeda is back again? Weird.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 07:39 PM (rjrh3)

113 107 @86: We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years. Not many nations can make that claim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:29 PM (LTHVh)

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We disagree

Posted by: 25M Illegal Aliens ans Growing at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (wyNhR)

-----As do we.
Posted by: The Army of Northern Virginia at September 21, 2017 07:37 PM (rznWS)

Si, si, puede!

Posted by: Pancho Villa at September 21, 2017 07:40 PM (ANIFC)

114 The thing that burns me is the prioritization of the Islamic faith as
somehow being above what we require of simple human decency. Where the
fuck are all the imams and so forth coming out against attacks by
radicalIislamists? WTF are the group condemnations?

What you are essentially telling us is that we already live in an
Islamic state where the mere criticism of the ADHERENTS of Islam is
verbotten.

Yes, we have signed the Pact of Umar, which permanently relegates us to a dhimmi status. The imams you reference, ensure that we non-Muslims know the rules, and if a Muslim creates an outrage, we are not to complain because the majority of Muslims have not broken the pact with us. But, if we complain, we have broken the pact with Islam and the punishment will be severe.

Another thing, the radicalization does not happen on the internet. It happens in the mosque, it is the imam teaching the salafi concept of jihad that fires these guys up, then they are directed to get more justification by watching the videos. But most of these guys are ready to kill every single Friday, right after they walk out of the mosque.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 21, 2017 07:41 PM (DxWUs)

115 That's a funny p-shop. Even funnier are the butthurt lefties whining "it's a photoshop!! you liar! WAAAH!".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 07:41 PM (6FqZa)

116 @99: "Ya know the movies where one guy is getting devoured by the beast and says to his friend "save yourself"?

Well, the guy being devoured is Europe. America is the friend. Islam is the monsterous beast."

Except that a good bit of Europe is criticizing us and demanding that we take in more Muslims, which would be more like the friend asking us to take a bath in A1 sauce while we wait for our turn.

Posted by: The Army of Northern Virginia at September 21, 2017 07:41 PM (rznWS)

117 We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years. Not many nations can make that claim.

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Speaking of, what are our tuberculosis, whooping cough, etc. numbers these days?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 07:42 PM (rjrh3)

118 The country will survive only so long as we keep that idiot Trump off the Twitter.

- Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 07:43 PM (Nwg0u)

119
73
We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years. Not many nations can make that claim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:29 PM (LTHVh)

Depends on how you classify the Aleutians Campaign during WWII.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017 07:43 PM (iFZVz)

120

Aren't we overdue for Fake News to report Big Oil's "record profits?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:43 PM (ZRhlk)

121 Isn't it the same with immigration? If you immigrate to a country and you want to kill the people inside it and need to be de-radicalized then isn't it fair to say that YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ADMITTED IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 07:33 PM (/qEW2)

What is it with people who think that someplace is so great they want to live there and the first thing they want to do is change it?

Posted by: Golfman at September 21, 2017 07:43 PM (48QDY)

122 One of my friends tried to set me up with a gov't immigration something-or-other chic. One of the first things out of her mouth was Trump was full of shit saying there wasn't enough vetting.
She sez: Refugees go through retina scans.
I sez: Syria does retina scans on refugees to verify their identity before they leave and send it to the US?
She sez: Well no...

Posted by: ryukyu at September 21, 2017 07:43 PM (12Vsr)

123 "Ya know the movies where one guy is getting devoured by the beast and says to his friend "save yourself"?

Well, the guy being devoured is Europe. America is the friend. Islam is the monsterous beast."

Except
that a good bit of Europe is criticizing us and demanding that we take
in more Muslims, which would be more like the friend asking us to take a
bath in A1 sauce while we wait for our turn.

Posted by: The Army of Northern Virginia at September 21, 2017 07:41 PM (rznWS)

Europe needs to drag an oxygen tank along with 'em sos I have something to shoot at.

Posted by: Chief Brody at September 21, 2017 07:44 PM (JO9+V)

124 So two Islamists were making a pro Islamic video, what else would they be making you h8ers

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 07:44 PM (ghofu)

125 Stuck in San Antonio. Wishing I was in Vegas

McGyver, Out

Posted by: McGyver at September 21, 2017 07:44 PM (iI97c)

126

Gotta love how all the fascist mega insurance corporations who helped draft the obamacare scam came out against slightly rolling-back obamacare.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:44 PM (ZRhlk)

127 @111: "The same 25 letters, over and over again in varying combinations."

Verily! It shall be a cold day in Hell before I ever scribe that accursed mark that falleth between P and R!

Posted by: Zombie Thomas Jefferson at September 21, 2017 07:45 PM (rznWS)

128 I guess it didn't work.

You have to want to stop jihading.

Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2017 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

129

Weird how we never hear of Blue Cross's "record profits."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:45 PM (ZRhlk)

130 73 We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years. Not many nations can make that claim.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:29 PM (LTHVh) __
We disagree
Posted by: 25M Illegal Aliens ans Growing at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (wyNhR)

Yup....."But in a physical sense war today involves very small numbers of people, mostly highly-trained specialists, and causes comparatively few casualties. The fighting, when there is any, takes place on the vague frontiers whose whereabouts the average man can only guess at, or round the Floating Fortresses which guard strategic spots on the sea lanes".

War IS Peace.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2017 07:45 PM (5VlCp)

131 Gotta love how all the fascist mega insurance
corporations who helped draft the obamacare scam came out against
slightly rolling-back obamacare.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:44 PM (ZRhlk)

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People will die, h8r. Do you want people to die? WELL DO YOU?!?!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 07:46 PM (rjrh3)

132 I'm calling it a night but TMC has a slate overnight of music, concert movies.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 07:46 PM (ghofu)

133

Posted by: Achmed at his first at September 21, 2017 07:47 PM (12AHt)

134
What is it with people who think that someplace is
so great they want to live there and the first thing they want to do is
change it?

Posted by: Golfman at September 21, 2017 07:43 PM (48QDY)

So you've met my ex-girlfriend.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017 07:47 PM (iFZVz)

135 Huh. We made it past 100 without anyone mentioning who they saw the Tube Bombers open for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 07:47 PM (rjrh3)

136
Europe is gone and when they ask us to save them...again, they can eat a BOD.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

We're eatin' it, boss. We're eatin' it!

Posted by: Europe at September 21, 2017 07:47 PM (IqV8l)

137 @119: "Depends on how you classify the Aleutians Campaign during WWII."

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Guam and Wake Island at September 21, 2017 07:48 PM (rznWS)

138 "Did Thomas Jefferson really say: "One of the strangest reasons for
people to keep and bear arms is to fight against government tyranny"?

idk, back then keeping arms was common, for personal defense and hunting. So it may well be that the "rarest" (strangest ... old word usage can be confusing) use of those very common guns/rifles, would have been to have to stop tyranny.

But as "strange" as it may be to not be using the weapon to kill a deer/rabbit, or to have it on hand when bad people appeared at the cabin at night ... it would still have been recognized as an essential right, by those writing the constitution to protect the individual from the overbearing king/pope/fascist.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 07:48 PM (yKAUL)

139 We should start a betting pool on the exact day & hour when McCain officially announces that he's decided to preserve Obamacare for posterity.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/czxp)

140 What is it with people who think that someplace is
so great they want to live there and the first thing they want to do is
change it?

Posted by: Golfman at September 21, 2017 07:43 PM (48QDY)

So, you mean like all the Commieforians moving to Colorado?

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM (gEvQ8)

141

Quick, name a song by The Tubes!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM (ZRhlk)

142

(The Tubes are a band, yes?)

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM (ZRhlk)

143 Hello, My name is Achmed.

Posted by: Achmed at his first Jihadis Anonamous Meeting at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM (12AHt)

144 England's Islamic Deradicalization

IIRC the Saudi's have one of these and it doesn't always work there either.

JDAMs work.

Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM (FhXTo)

145

or did I just invent The Tubes in my head?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM (ZRhlk)

146 Sue-sue-sushi on rice!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM (mJ8mX)

147 @73
"We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years."

Hi, have we met before?

Posted by: The US Embassy in Tehran at September 21, 2017 07:50 PM (rznWS)

148 Quick, name a song by The Tubes!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM

Talk to you later

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2017 07:50 PM (KCxzN)

149 116 @99: "Ya know the movies where one guy is getting devoured by the beast and says to his friend "save yourself"?

Well, the guy being devoured is Europe. America is the friend. Islam is the monsterous beast."

Except that a good bit of Europe is criticizing us and demanding that we take in more Muslims, which would be more like the friend asking us to take a bath in A1 sauce while we wait for our turn.
Posted by: The Army of Northern Virginia at September 21, 2017 07:41 PM (rznWS)

I've posted a lot on this. These requests come from the UN & Govt. leaders. But it is too little too late.

The people already know this. They have been living it for years. But 2015 & Merkel accelerated their death. What I hear from them is not to lose our freedom of speech or our gun rights. Not to trust government. Not to do what they did.
my heart breaks for them. The women & children have been sacrificed on the altar of Islam.

The people of Europe are not the govt. The people are warning us.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 07:50 PM (UhU44)

150 118 The country will survive only so long as we keep that idiot Trump off the Twitter.

- Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 07:43 PM (Nwg0u)

___

Lincoln re-tweeted that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 07:50 PM (wyNhR)

151 Mushi! Mushi! She's so nice!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2017 07:50 PM (mJ8mX)

152 Wpod

Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2017 07:51 PM (UdKB7)

153 MNW, I'm betting next Thursday at 8:17 PM EDT.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:51 PM (gEvQ8)

154 She's a Beauty

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2017 07:51 PM (12AHt)

155 Let see if I got this straight,

Socialists want Jews to stop being Jews

But want Muslims to stay Muslim.

So Socialims is about never letting a genocide go to waste.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2017 07:51 PM (kaCWe)

156 @121: "What is it with people who think that someplace is so great they
want to live there and the first thing they want to do is change it?"

What he said.

Posted by: Native Southerners looking at all the Damn Yankees at September 21, 2017 07:51 PM (rznWS)

157 143
Hello, My name is Achmed.

Posted by: Achmed at his first Jihadis Anonamous Meeting at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM (12AHt)

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That really needs to be turned into a "My name is Luka" song.

I live upstairs from you.
Yes, I think I've seen you before...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 07:51 PM (rjrh3)

158 White Punks on Dope

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 07:52 PM (IqV8l)

159 Mind you. I recall that from their guest appearance on SCTV along with the Fishin' Musician; and the Wizard of Oz parody featuring Lola Heatherington.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2017 07:52 PM (mJ8mX)

160
Let see if I got this straight,

Socialists want Jews to stop being Jews

But want Muslims to stay Muslim.

And blacks to stop being straight. And white.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:52 PM (ZRhlk)

161 Someone just won the internet for the rest of the week:
https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/910904409097363456

Posted by: andycanuck
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I was surprised by the offended, angry responses. The Left are surprisingly touchy when one their icons is outed as an idiot/jerk/criminal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (w1zJX)

162 139 We should start a betting pool on the exact day & hour when McCain officially announces that he's decided to preserve Obamacare for posterity.
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/czxp)

____

The old fuck will vote for it this time, knowing that it will fail thanks to Lisa Cuntkowski and her BFF from Maine.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (wyNhR)

163 How many letters did the man pen?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (ZRhlk)c

___________

The same 25 letters, over and over again in varying combinations.

Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at September 21, 2017 07:38 PM (vfC/C)

Z wasn't invented until 1847.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (LTHVh)

164 ABC green lights sitcom about illegal aliens.

Of course. What took them so long? Lotsa yucks.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (/czxp)

165 @125: "Stuck in San Antonio. Wishing I was in Vegas

McGyver, Out"

But are you proud? Regardless, congratulations on your brave stance!

Posted by: The Media at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (rznWS)

166 White Punks on Dope.

Posted by: Barry's Choom Gang at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (bc2Lc)

167 "What do you want from life" is one of the best Tubes tunes.

Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (UdKB7)

168 (The Tubes are a band, yes?)

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:49 PM (ZRhlk)

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Yes, they are a band. Best known for "She's a Beauty".

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (v3DL/)

169 Ever notice how we're not supposed to take the Bill Of Rights literally but we're supposed to take that stupid poem "Give me your tired, poor, etc." on the Statue of Liberty literally?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:15 PM (ZRhlk)

Well, to be fair, the poem is written in stone like material.

Posted by: tbodie at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (SCvwT)

170 I am, how you say, a recovering jihadi.

Posted by: Achmed at September 21, 2017 07:54 PM (12AHt)

171
Z wasn't invented until 1847.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (LTHVh)

The muslims invented the "Z" along with "0" and space travel.

Posted by: College student who's struggled with core courses but nailing that Ethnic Studies class at September 21, 2017 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

172

Gotta say, you horde get Pithier every day.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:55 PM (ZRhlk)

173 Yeah, can they do this?

I'm pretty sure the NWO gave Islam a get out of jail free card for everything.

/someone in Switzerland screams "Islamophobia" in 3.. 2.. 1. and the case is dropped.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2017 07:55 PM (aT+Bx)

174 White Punks on Dope.

Posted by: Barry's Choom Gang at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (bc2Lc)

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Had a friend in high school back in the 80s who liked to call himself a "White Dope on Punk". He loved punk music.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 21, 2017 07:55 PM (v3DL/)

175 ABC green lights sitcom about illegal aliens.

"Welcome Wetback Kotter"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

176 @130: ""But in a physical sense war today involves very small numbers of
people, mostly highly-trained specialists, and causes comparatively few
casualties. The fighting, when there is any, takes place on the vague
frontiers whose whereabouts the average man can only guess at, or round
the Floating Fortresses which guard strategic spots on the sea lanes"."

Just to clarify, which of those were we?

Posted by: A bunch of people who died on a random Tuesday in September, 2001 at September 21, 2017 07:55 PM (rznWS)

177 White Punks on Dope!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2017 07:55 PM (gIRsn)

178 164
ABC green lights sitcom about illegal aliens.

Of course. What took them so long? Lotsa yucks.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (/czxp)

Too late.

Posted by: Third Rock From the Sun at September 21, 2017 07:56 PM (12AHt)

179 I am, how you say, a recovering jihadi.

Posted by: Achmed at September 21, 2017 07:54 PM

Hi, Achmed!!! When did you have your last jihad? Do you have a sponsor yet?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2017 07:56 PM (KCxzN)

180 Someone just won the internet for the rest of the week:

https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/910904409097363456

Posted by: andycanuck

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Okay, the serious "THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!" responses are some of the funniest and most disturbing things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 07:56 PM (rjrh3)

181 172

Gotta say, you horde get Pithier every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:55 PM (ZRhlk)

I'm not pithy, I'm in a great mood.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at September 21, 2017 07:56 PM (ANIFC)

182 163. Zed. Zed, for Zardoz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 07:56 PM (fA1SL)

183 Z wasn't invented until 1847.

-
By Zorro.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 07:57 PM (Nwg0u)

184 @141: "Quick, name a song by The Tubes!"

Sushi Girl

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 21, 2017 07:57 PM (rznWS)

185 High everybody, my name is Mohammad. It's been 30 days since my last bombing...

Posted by: Mohammad Bin Bombin at September 21, 2017 07:57 PM (v3DL/)

186 High everybody, my name is Mohammad. It's been 30 days since my last bombing...

Posted by: Mohammad Bin Bombin at September 21, 2017 07:57 PM (v3DL/)

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Ah, one of the moderate Muslims.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 07:58 PM (rjrh3)

187

Calling someone a "tube" is a pretty good insult.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:58 PM (ZRhlk)

188 I met Todd Rundgren when I was 18, he just banged on the drum all day, and fucked my 16 yr old neighbor.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2017 07:58 PM (6Ll1u)

189
What he said.
Posted by: Native Southerners
------------

We're from somewhere else, having recognized that it has become a stinking shithole. We have moved here because we think it's really nice.

Now, we will begin to reshape this place in the image of the place that we came from. You rubes ought to STFU and be grateful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 07:58 PM (w1zJX)

190 I am, how you say, a recovering jihadi.

Posted by: Achmed

And I had an itty bitty, teeny tiny relapse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 07:59 PM (Nwg0u)

191 Two Men and an Anchor Baby

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 21, 2017 07:59 PM (3JQ/p)

192 someone in Switzerland screams "Islamophobia" in 3.. 2.. 1. and the case is dropped.

Yea, remember the interviews of the woman and her daughter at the Manchester concert who went to the cops and tried to stop the bombing? They noticed a Muslim by herself with a backpack acting all strange. The cops rebuffed & scolded them. Twice. Then, kaboom!

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 08:00 PM (UhU44)

193 A brief interruption to bring, from Bloomberg, a note of Hank's tipping point to this erudite conversation.

"Facebook faces criticism for its role in distributing pro-Trump propaganda during the 2016 election...[i/]"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yb7vahjg

I think I'm having agina. Can a white boy have agina? It's coming, I can feel it coming, it's agina.

Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 08:00 PM (HnB/8)

194 Trump EO new Nork sanctions.

Posted by: Laurence O'Donnell at September 21, 2017 08:01 PM (tbOMB)

195 ""We haven't officially been invaded in over 200 years."

what does it take to be official? Hawaii was not official?
9/11 ... not official?

the real invasion that was successful was the Soviet invasion of the 50's, where the commies marched through our institutions for 60 years, and delivered the first red diaper baby president in Barrack Hussein Obama, hater of America.

The deep state is taking down a duly elected president and all media approves, but that is NOT an attack? Only in the sense that the election of Trump IS the attack -- an attack on the cartel in DC that has conquered state rights.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 08:01 PM (yKAUL)

196 The new ABC sitcom about illegals will get the best reviews of any show in broadcast TV history; win a wheelbarrow full of Emmys; be watched by nobody; & will disappear without a trace after one season. Maybe HALF a season.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 08:01 PM (/czxp)

197 Z wasn't invented until 1847.

-
By Zorro.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
-----------

Little remembered fact: Zorro's horse was named Toronado.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 08:01 PM (w1zJX)

198 "Two Men and an Anchor Baby"

Woulda been funnier if I got the reference right: Three Men...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 21, 2017 08:01 PM (3JQ/p)

199 Don't shoot, I'll go peacefully.

Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 08:01 PM (HnB/8)

200 Off crazy sock.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2017 08:01 PM (tbOMB)

201 Trump EO new Nork sanctions.

I first read that as New York sanctions.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 08:02 PM (LTHVh)

202 I'm a douche.

Posted by: Rob Reiner at September 21, 2017 08:02 PM (bc2Lc)

203 Maybe HALF a season.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 08:01 PM (/czxp)

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They'll compromise at 3/5.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 08:02 PM (rjrh3)

204 The Toronado happens in Nebraska when a twister hurls a cow through your second-floor window.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 08:02 PM (6FqZa)

205 I first read that as New York sanctions.

That would be good, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

206 Someone just won the internet for the rest of the week:

https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/910904409097363456
Posted by: andycanuck

LOL.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

207 @189: "Now, we will begin to reshape this place in the image of the place that we came from. You rubes ought to STFU and be grateful."

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful. And to tell us to pay more taxes for the privilege of your efforts.

Posted by: Tonight the part of "John Bender" is being played by Native Southerners at September 21, 2017 08:03 PM (rznWS)

208 190 I am, how you say, a recovering jihadi.

Posted by: Achmed

And I had an itty bitty, teeny tiny relapse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 07:59 PM (Nwg0u)

Achmed: Yes, the white whores triggered me.

Judge: Understandable culture shock. And the rape was b/c you tripped over the rocks you were going to throw at her. You are free to go sir. Welcome to America. Be sure to bring over your family of 25.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 08:03 PM (UhU44)

209 That Trump EO about the NORKs? I don't think this new guy we got kids around much.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 08:04 PM (/czxp)

210 The Toronado happens in Nebraska when a twister hurls a cow through your second-floor window.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
------------

Grocery delivery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 08:04 PM (w1zJX)

211
Wth? Variety magazine has a pic of a bunch of nooses in an article about pay TV losses. I'm tiggered.

http://tinyurl.com/y9tpydcm

Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2017 08:04 PM (UdKB7)

212 >>>Two Top Swiss Islamic-Organization Officials Indicted for Making Al Qaeda Propaganda Videos<<<

This really should not come as a surprise when you consider that that drunken whore loser, Hillary Clinton, is out there every day agitating for the overthrow of our duly elected officials.

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2017 08:04 PM (z74gh)

213 @192:"Then, kaboom!"

Leave our former product out of this, please; thank you.

Posted by: General Mills Legal Department at September 21, 2017 08:04 PM (rznWS)

214 Trump EO new Nork sanctions.

I first read that as New York sanctions.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 08:02 PM (LTHVh)

What are you people, on dope?

Posted by: Mr. Hand Sessions at September 21, 2017 08:06 PM (tbOMB)

215 195
the real invasion that was successful was the Soviet invasion of the 50's

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 08:01 PM (yKAUL)

It started in the 30s. See Diana West.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

216 I get that's supposed to be Valerie Plane but what is the whole context of the photoshop reference to-"Game Of Thrones?" or Kristillnacht or what ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 08:06 PM (iVOAv)

217 Rob Reiner is getting the Tucker Treatment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 08:06 PM (PY9jH)

218 I think I'm having agina. Can a white boy have agina? It's coming, I can feel it coming, it's agina.

When I was a little girl I thought agina was a bad word. Probably b/c it sounded like vagina. Which was usually not said in polite company. Unlike now.

I also couldn't understand why Tampa named itself after Tampax tampons. lol

Luckily I never said these things out loud to anyone.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 08:07 PM (UhU44)

219 Zuckerfuck and Facebook turning over all ads that may have been purchased by those damn Russki's during the campaign. Seems that they didn't have any compunctions about accepting their money then, but now that the Hag isn't prezznit, he's got his panties in a wad. Don't want to get banned, but he can go ride one of Vlad's famous spikes.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 08:07 PM (gEvQ8)

220 I saw Tube Bombers open for the Butthole Surfers at the Gorge in '97

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at September 21, 2017 08:07 PM (CL76w)

221 @194: "Trump EO new Nork sanctions."

Oi! What's your president got against tits? A cracking pair or norks is a right beautiful fing, bruv!

Posted by: A Cockney Bootblack at September 21, 2017 08:07 PM (rznWS)

222
An 18-year-old migrant from Afghanistan has been arrested in the Austrian capital of Vienna after police alleged he stabbed his own 14-year-old sister to death in an apparent honour killing.

Yes, by all means let's open the flood gates to these savages

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 08:08 PM (auHtY)

223 @ 216 Charleston, night of the wrong torches.

Posted by: Mr. Hand Sessions at September 21, 2017 08:08 PM (tbOMB)

224 These Hollywood people aren't very bright.

Probably an understatement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 08:08 PM (PY9jH)

225 The right of the people to keep armed bears must not be infringed.

Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said, Vol II

Jefferson also had some interaction with Islam. Note that nothing has changed here. That is because each religion has a gravitational pull, and this one's is towards savagery and conquest.

"In 1786, Jefferson and John Adams met with Tripoli's ambassador to Great Britain. They asked this 'diplomat' by what right his nation attacked American ships and enslaved her citizens and why the Muslims held such hostility toward this new nation, with which neither Tripoli nor any of the other Barbary Coast nations had any previous contact. The answer was quite revealing. Sidi Haji Abdul Rahman Adja (the ambassador) replied that Islam:

"Was founded on the Laws of their Prophet, that it was written in their Qur'an, that all nations who should not have acknowledged their authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to make war upon them wherever they could be found, and to make slaves of all they could take as Prisoners, and that every Musselman (Muslim) who should be slain in battle was sure to go to Paradise."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 08:08 PM (/qEW2)

226 Just to clarify, which of those were we?
Posted by: A bunch of people who died on a random Tuesday in September, 2001 at September 21, 2017 07:55 PM (rznWS)

Oh good point!

But I think Eric Blair mentions that also:

"It is therefore realized on all sides that however often Persia, or Egypt, or Java, or Ceylon may change hands, the main frontiers must never be crossed by anything except bombs."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2017 08:08 PM (5VlCp)

227 Charleston = Charlottesville

Posted by: Mr. Hand Sessions at September 21, 2017 08:09 PM (tbOMB)

228 Zuckerfuck and Facebook turning over all ads that may have been purchased by those damn Russki's during the campaign.

Sounds like Schmuckerberg was colludin'. Alert Mueller.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 08:09 PM (oVJmc)

229 216 I get that's supposed to be Valerie Plane but what is the whole context of the photoshop reference to-"Game Of Thrones?" or Kristillnacht or what ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 08:06 PM (iVOAv)

I'm thinking it was about the white supremacists having their silly tiki torch parade at Charlottesville.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

230
As I understand, deradicalization comes in various calibers for ease of implementation.

Smart idea.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 21, 2017 08:10 PM (S/hVx)

231
You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful. And to tell us to pay more taxes for the privilege of your efforts.
Posted by: Tonight the part of "John Bender"
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About the time we moved in, the house next door sold to a couple from Atlanta for the preposterous price of $360K. They didn't stay long. A year or two, did some work to the house.

A doctor and his family bought it for $700K+, stayed for ~15 years, made some improvements. They just sold it to a couple from Seattle, $1.2 million.

I don't think that they have figured out yet that they moved in next door to the Clampetts.

At any rate, our property taxes are soaring, and these people act as though they are doing us a favor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 08:10 PM (w1zJX)

232 every Musselman (Muslim) who should be slain in battle was sure to go to Paradise."

And Jefferson and the Marines sent many to their paradise. Ooh-rah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

233 The stampy-foots are outrageously outraged over that Plame 'shop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

234 Fen, the reference is to the torchlight gathering in Charlottesville before the riots. The further reference is to the Nazi's having torchlight parades in the thirties. Basically equating her to Nazi on her Jew hate.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 08:10 PM (gEvQ8)

235 So the newspapers lie to you, government lies to you. You must sometimes say things you do not believe. What is problem?

Posted by: New Soviet Man at September 21, 2017 08:11 PM (BsGS1)

236 Lindsay sez he will get 50 Rs "and at least two" Ds.

Who knows? I suppose he MAY not just be whistling while passing the cemetery.

The 2 Ds would have to be Heitkamp &... who?

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 08:12 PM (/czxp)

237 Rob Reiner is getting the Tucker Treatment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 08:06 PM (PY9jH)

I hope he calls him Meathead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)

238 Interestingly enough, I don't see a way for either party to legally terminate the Korean War Armistice Agreement of 1953 unilaterally.

Article V

Miscellaneous

61. Amendments and additions to this Armistice Agreement must be mutually agreed to by the Commanders of the opposing sides.

62. The Articles and Paragraphs of this Armistice Agreement shall remain in effect until expressly superseded either by mutually acceptable amendments and additions or by provision in an appropriate agreement for a peaceful settlement at a political level between both sides.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 08:12 PM (LTHVh)

239 I get that's supposed to be Valerie Plane but what is the whole context of the photoshop reference to-"Game Of Thrones?" or Kristillnacht or what ?
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Charlottesville, the night of the tiki torch parade by angry white men.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 21, 2017 08:13 PM (m9X4Y)

240 An 18-year-old migrant from Afghanistan has been arrested in the Austrian capital of Vienna after police alleged he stabbed his own 14-year-old sister to death in an apparent honour killing.

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They keep using that word but I don't think they know what it means.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 08:13 PM (Nwg0u)

241 Zuckerfuck and Facebook turning over all ads that may have been purchased by those damn Russki's during the campaign. Seems that they didn't have any compunctions about accepting their money then, but now that the Hag isn't prezznit, he's got his panties in a wad. Don't want to get banned, but he can go ride one of Vlad's famous spikes.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 08:07 PM (gEvQ

My my my. So Suckerberg was in on the Russian conspiracy that stole the presidency from the Beast? Time to shut down Farcebook

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 08:13 PM (auHtY)

242 If straight black men are white, then non-radical muslims are Jew-loving nazis.

Posted by: Smitty27 at September 21, 2017 08:14 PM (/z8es)

243 234
Fen, the reference is to the torchlight gathering in Charlottesville
before the riots. The further reference is to the Nazi's having
torchlight parades in the thirties. Basically equating her to Nazi on
her Jew hate.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 08:10 PM (gEvQ

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Yeah, re: Jew hate, you don't get to pick and choose. They're crying about Trump somehow having Nazi sympathies while Plame and her husband hosted fundraisers for Hillary.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 08:14 PM (rjrh3)

244
137
@119: "Depends on how you classify the Aleutians Campaign during WWII."

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Guam and Wake Island at September 21, 2017 07:48 PM (rznWS)

Well, Guam and Wake were unincorporated US Territories, while Alaska (and the Aleutians) were incorporated. Incorporated means that they are considered part of the US, while unincorporated are merely possessions. Semantics, but interesting to contemplate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017 08:17 PM (iFZVz)

245 That Val Plame photoshop has a lot of prog panties in a wad. "She apologized!!!!"

I especially love, "She served her country in the CIA!!!!"

Jeeze louise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 08:18 PM (PY9jH)

246 I don't like being katty (ok, that's a lie) but that Power chick is a 2 bagger, at least.

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2017 08:18 PM (bfUpy)

247 @238: "Interestingly enough, I don't see a way for either party to legally
terminate the Korean War Armistice Agreement of 1953 unilaterally."

Just sullendel, lound-eye.

Posted by: North Korea at September 21, 2017 08:20 PM (rznWS)

248
I don't like being katty (ok, that's a lie) but that Power chick is a 2 bagger, at least.

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2017 08:18 PM (bfUpy)

I said earlier that she has the Kennedy look about her. Too much money to bother taking care of herself and looking nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 08:20 PM (PY9jH)

249 Now that Obama is about to build his presidential center in Woodlawn's Jackson Park, some residents are wary of his ability to transform neighborhoods without doing harm to longtime residents who could end up displaced by gentrification.

A nasty fight over a community benefits agreement with the Obama Foundation has exposed an unexpected rift between the former president and some of the South Side residents who helped lift him to prominence.

Not everyone on the South Side, it seems, thinks Obama did enough for black folks during his eight years as president. And as he prepares to build a presidential center that will pay tribute to his legacy, some South Siders are calling him out for what they consider broken promises.

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Praying for casualties.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 08:20 PM (Nwg0u)

250
246
I don't like being katty (ok, that's a lie) but that Power chick is a 2 bagger, at least.

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2017 08:18 PM (bfUpy)

Plus, as I pointed out earlier today, she almost certainly reeks of 3 day old BO and patchouli.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017 08:21 PM (iFZVz)

251 At least some of the Kennedy kids looked ok. I sure hope she and Cass didn't pro-create!

I can't remember who the journolister was that had commie propaganda hanging in their home.

And people wonder why I have become hermit like.

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2017 08:22 PM (bfUpy)

252 I'm sure this is covered by Obamacare.

WITCH DOCTOR Black witch claims she can cure people of CANCER by talking to demons and making pacts with Satan

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 08:23 PM (Nwg0u)

253 I said earlier that she has the Kennedy look about her. Too much money to bother taking care of herself and looking nice.

I think she's just a plain person, but yes, with the amount of money she has she could fix her hair and wear some makeup.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 08:23 PM (iVOAv)

254
The old fuck will vote for it this time, knowing that it will fail thanks to Lisa Cuntkowski and her BFF from Maine.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 07:53 PM (wyNhR)

Yes. Its all been planned, votes counted. Next at bat Single Payor!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 08:24 PM (SC9so)

255 It's s possible that the Sunstein's have kids, but I thought he endorsed putting birth control in water supplies and both of them give off the vide of being against "breeders".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 08:26 PM (iVOAv)

256 Yikes, wiki says 2 children.

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2017 08:29 PM (bfUpy)

257 I thought Switzerland was supposed to be neutral.

Didn't these Islamist guys get the message?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 08:30 PM (/qEW2)

258 nood

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2017 08:30 PM (bfUpy)

259 You break that Armistice just like you break a Champagne glass.

Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 08:32 PM (HnB/8)

260 "She served her country in the CIA!!!!"

Yes--but which country?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2017 09:39 PM (Ndje9)

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