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The Morning Rant
"Ahoy, maties! If I be th' GOP, I be tryin' t' keep Hillary on th' radar as much as possible. Shiver me timbers! 'cause ye know wha' Americans wants right now aft a bitter 'n contentious election be MOAR HILLARY ALL THE TIME! Arrrrrr!"
This has already been mentioned in the comments, but I have to highlight it here: Trump is knocking it out of the park at the U.N. today. Here is the best line from his speech:
"Venezuela has failed not because socialism has been badly implemented but because it's been faithfully implemented"This is a line that's going to be remembered for a long time. Which is why the alt left is beside itself with impotent rage.
From yesterday's Rant:
104 Funny to see Pittsburgh mentioned. My 17yo daughter is a HS senior this year, and was considering University of Pittsburgh for college. I've never been to Pittsburgh, and I know absolutely nothing about it. Does anyone have a real opinion about that campus? How worried should I be about my daughter going there?Might want to have a look at this:
Posted by: Chris M at September 18, 2017 11:57 AM (eAZVt)
Univ of Pittsburgh @PittTweet students present a list of 15 demands to Chancellor Gallagher during a Friday protest. https://t.co/81CXv7QCA4 pic.twitter.com/HvLMGwPWDN
— Nick Short 🇺🇸 (@PoliticalShort) September 18, 2017
This. Is CNN:
I have got to get me one of these:
This is an amazingly accurate chart. You'll want to click on it to see the larger version. Full disclosure: I'm Presbyterian (Reformed).
click for larger version
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 11:25 AM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2017 11:25 AM (/0IRq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2017 11:26 AM (/0IRq)
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at September 19, 2017 11:27 AM (yBWAd)
That is positively Reaganesque. There is hope yet.
Posted by: moki at September 19, 2017 11:28 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 11:28 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 19, 2017 11:28 AM (Umfx1)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:28 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2017 11:28 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 11:29 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:29 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: NOOD at September 19, 2017 11:29 AM (yBWAd)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 11:29 AM (UUvSq)
"Charismatics" spelled two different ways on the chart.
I say this not to prove anything other than I read the whole post.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 11:30 AM (tVWQB)
I wonder if Trump had help from the 'stache in writing that speech?
That's the sort of high and hard fastball that Bolton used to toss.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 11:30 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 11:30 AM (FZYNt)
I tried talking like a pirate at work today, but when I held my boss at
gunpoint so I could steal his car, well, he didn't like it all that
much.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 11:29 AM (tVWQB)
You *did* use a flintlock, right?
Posted by: Country Singer at September 19, 2017 11:31 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2017 11:31 AM (/0IRq)
* shrugs. Prepares to slaughter ram to Tengri *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:31 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:31 AM (g+Dix)
ZING!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 11:31 AM (493sH)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 11:32 AM (tbOMB)
We also know The Podesta Group was under a similar investigation for the same activity.
Question: Did the Obama Administration also seek a FISA warrant for the Podesta Group?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 11:32 AM (/Suxi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 11:32 AM (EyPfd)
Damn. Yeah, that probably explains his reaction. He's kind of a history nut.
Sadly all I have are percussion pieces, so I'll have to make do.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 11:32 AM (tVWQB)
Fine. As soon as the U stops receiving ANY and ALL Federal funds, grants, benefits, etc.
Oh. And gets annual IRS audits.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 11:32 AM (JP4JT)
It may cost Democrats as much, if not more, to be working with Trump than it is for Trump working with those two.
Trump is the LIB president?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
So what does that say about Guuurrrlll Power and the female mentality?
Keep talking bitch.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 19, 2017 11:33 AM (ILitO)
The video I watched had altered the coloring so that his skin looked almost cherry red. The left is both loathsome and sophomoric. They are resorting to desperate tactics to male him appear less presidential.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 19, 2017 11:34 AM (M/+bc)
The problem in Venezuela is not that socialism has been poorly
implemented, but that socialism has been faithfully implemented. From
the Soviet Union to Cuba to Venezuela, wherever true socialism or
communism has been adopted, it has delivered anguish and devastation and
failure.
Those who preach the tenets of these discredited
ideologies only contribute to the continued suffering of the people who
live under these cruel systems. America stands with every person living
under a brutal regime. Our respect for sovereignty is also a call for
action. All people deserve a government that cares for their safety,
their interests and their well-being, including their prosperity.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 11:34 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:34 AM (g+Dix)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2017 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 11:35 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 11:35 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:35 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 11:35 AM (tbOMB)
___________________________________
Ball's in your court, Senator Sanders.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 11:35 AM (/Suxi)
Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at September 19, 2017 11:36 AM (ILitO)
wait ... Mother Teresa is what liberals think of themselves. Ok. But Mother Teresa is the very essence of Christianity, so the Liberals see themselves as very devout, pious Christians?
And Karl Marx as a reformed liberal? Really?
Barack Obama as an evangelical liberal? That's a stretch.
Evangelicals see Catholics a Pedro?
And liberals see George W. Bush as an evangelical.
That is messed up.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 11:36 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 11:36 AM (39g3+)
There - I said it!
Posted by: RI Red at September 19, 2017 11:36 AM (Q7bJR)
So what does that say about Guuurrrlll Power and the female mentality?
Women are strong and capable and can do anything....as long as there is a strong central government taking care of them and protecting them from the evil bad men who cheat the system and repress women.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 11:36 AM (BoMuO)
they were under pressure from their fathers, boyfriends and husbands.
(Pssst, Hillary! I knew I was voting for Trump and I nagged my hubby into voting against you despite thinking Trump is a clown. Even apolitical hubby knows you're an evil b#tch whose presidency would be worse than Obama's)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 11:36 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:36 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2017 11:37 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2017 11:37 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:37 AM (fA1SL)
LOL Hillary now said in an interview that women voted for Trump because
they were under pressure from their fathers, boyfriends and husbands.
Only one person allowed in the voting booth.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:38 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ragnar D. at September 19, 2017 11:38 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Orthodox Christianity at September 19, 2017 11:38 AM (zOpu5)
So what does that say about Guuurrrlll Power and the female mentality?
Keep talking bitch.
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That's some interesting insight into her rotten, evil, tortured soul. So, Hillary always does what men tell her? After all, that's what she thinks other women do. Project much, bitch?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 11:38 AM (vg8iE)
Not what he could change this country into...but loves it in it's existing form.Warts and all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 11:38 AM (EyPfd)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Civil Forfeiture Laws at September 19, 2017 11:39 AM (u0s1P)
Papa Doc let lumber industriy cut down all the trees. All gone now.
Ton Ton are still my favorite murderous paramilitary. They had style!
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 11:39 AM (uqdlV)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders echoing at September 19, 2017 11:39 AM (ILitO)
He up and pulls this shit.'
Ditto. Why can't we get more of this Trump?
Posted by: phineas gage at September 19, 2017 11:39 AM (ALDN3)
So what does that say about Guuurrrlll Power and the female mentality?
Keep talking bitch.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Really? My wife can't stand the sight or sound of the Beast without word one from me. But please Hillary keep the blame game going it just endears you to the world
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 11:39 AM (493sH)
live and lacks diversity..? Here?...
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 19, 2017 11:33 AM (ILitO)
-----------I have no idea. /Pittsburgh does, officially, lack diversity. It is also a highly rated place to live. However, the political leadership of the city is working hard for more diversity. So there is hope yet. /
Posted by: RioBravo at September 19, 2017 11:40 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:40 AM (g+Dix)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:40 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)
He was Canadian btw.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 11:40 AM (XFue2)
Posted by: The Quotable Hillary at September 19, 2017 11:40 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: nraendowment at September 19, 2017 11:41 AM (MnDAb)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 19, 2017 11:33 AM (ILitO)
Yes, GP thread yesterday.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 11:41 AM (4pONO)
Well, its more they see them selves as being super charitable, helping the poor and doing good in the world, the ultimate good works sort.
And Karl Marx as a reformed liberal? Really?
You're reading the chart poorly. Reading downward is how the denomination is viewed by various other denominations. So Reformed people see liberal denominations as Karl Marx.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 11:41 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 11:41 AM (Nwg0u)
http://tinyurl.com/ydc5pypu
Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 11:42 AM (zOpu5)
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So did Bill get her to vote Trump?
Posted by: Ragnar D. at September 19, 2017 11:42 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 19, 2017 11:42 AM (BoMuO)
Kid the Younger is thinking of Nursing so Pitt is on her list of potential schools.
I would say - depends on the major?
If Georgia Tech is having protests I don't know if any university is free from infection. Except maybe those like Hillsdale.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 19, 2017 11:42 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 11:42 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2017 11:42 AM (O2RFr)
Yes; My husband locked me in a 8 x 10 windowless room and fed me on bread and water until I agreed to vote for Trump. I lost weight-which was a good thing-but gained it back after he let me out.
The truth is I was the one who convinced my registered Democrat Husband not to vote for Obama either time, and my husband was perfectly happy not to vote for Hillary. He really did not and does not like her personality and he thinks she's a crook, and having a wife in the ministry he thinks Hillary would make a terrible minister. No people skills.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 11:43 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 11:43 AM (uqdlV)
I prefer to call them the "ctrl-left".
Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 11:43 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 11:43 AM (tbOMB)
It means closely adhering to the ideas and teachings at the time of the reformation -- Martin Luther, John Calvin, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (8C+9j)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (g+Dix)
I took it as, they are seen as a big bunch of Marxists.
Which coincidentally is exactly how I see them.
that chart is amazingly spot-on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (k1TUh)
http://i.4cdn.org/k/1505803013112.jpg
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (XFue2)
#2 Tuition will freeze when Hell does. Universities already lobby for free tuition (paid by us, to them) and student loan cancellation.
#12 Pitt campus cops aren't going to be disarmed and the city cops aren't staying off campus. Pittsburgh is a liberal city, but it's a mostly old-school union-run liberal city.
Posted by: not the mama at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (GCQK2)
Also feels very safe for an urban university. KTE takes the bus everywhere.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2017 11:42 AM (O2RFr)
Not so fast! Once they find the Russian interference and who stole the strawberries, she's going to contest the election
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (493sH)
wait ... Mother Teresa is what liberals think of themselves. Ok. But Mother Teresa is the very essence of Christianity, so the Liberals see themselves as very devout, pious Christians?
Yes, they do. Just ask Hillary.
And Karl Marx as a reformed liberal? Really?
No, that means the Reformed see liberals as essentially a bunch of Marxists. This statement is true.
Barack Obama as an evangelical liberal? That's a stretch.
No, this means that evangelicals see Obama as a theological liberal.
Evangelicals see Catholics a Pedro?
Evangelicals see Catholicism mainly as as large, Hispanic families.
And liberals see George W. Bush as an evangelical.
Pretty much. Because that's kind of what he is.
That is messed up.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 11:36 AM (m9X4Y)
No it's not.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (4pONO)
And women of course, are so weak that they buckle to pressure.
Did their fathers, boyfriends and husbands all stand over them as voted to make absolutely sure they voted for Trump, while threatening to give them a knuckle sandwich if they didn't?
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (ZM2xo)
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That's gonna !eave a mark.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)
Seriously, unless your line of work absolutely requires a college degree (doctor, for example) do not go.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
I listened to my wife school a fresh out of college young woman before the election about all Hillary's failings. I just sat there with shit-eating-grin.
The wife has a different perspective on Hillary's failings then mine. But totally negative, nevertheless.
If Hillary had captured 51% of the female vote she would have won. That must chap her hide to no end.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (QTD7V)
ya, like one of those optical illusions. First you see one thing, and then you blink, and see something else.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: navybrat at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (w7KSn)
No, I'm sure if progressives really wanted to use Mother Theresa as their champion, they would explain how she was a true progressive and had actually denounced Christianity, but had to work under the guise of a Christian organization because of misogyny or some shit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 11:46 AM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2017 11:46 AM (eAZVt)
Yes, primarily Lutherans and Presbyterians, and their penumbras and emanations. Methodists have an Episcopal/C of E link, theologically, that excludes them from this group.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 11:46 AM (k1TUh)
Everyone knows you mix Clorox & toilet bowl cleaner.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 11:46 AM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 11:42 AM (ZM2xo)
Dutch Reformed
Presbyterian
Calvinism
...are all flavors of Reformed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 11:46 AM (4pONO)
As for Hillary saying white women were pressured by their husbands to vote for Trump, well if she really thinks we're that wimpy, she is a scurvy wench who obviously only cares about women to the extent that she could exploit us for power.
Posted by: stace at September 19, 2017 11:47 AM (QviAd)
It means closely adhering to the ideas and teachings at the time of the reformation -- Martin Luther, John Calvin, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (39g3+)
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IOW, heretics
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 19, 2017 11:47 AM (oGRue)
they were under pressure from their fathers, boyfriends and husbands.
Hillary's been spending too much time with Hum and her Muslim Sisterhood Mom.
That's not how *America* works, Hillary, but if you look over to the Middle East....
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 11:47 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 11:48 AM (XFue2)
So it's got a lot of hipstery leaning people. OTOH still a lot of blue collar people who are getting jobs back because of Trump.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 19, 2017 11:48 AM (hMwEB)
And women of course, are so weak that they buckle to pressure.
Except for Hillary!, who is the right person we need to stand up to Putin breathing down her neck.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2017 11:48 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:48 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 11:49 AM (XFue2)
I tried talking like a pirate at work today, but when I held my boss at gunpoint so I could steal his car, well, he didn't like it all that much. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 11:29 AM (tVWQB)
Should've went with the cutlass.Those old flintlocks miss fired half the time.
Posted by: German guy at gym at September 19, 2017 11:49 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2017 11:49 AM (O2RFr)
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That's gonna !eave a mark.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)
Cue liberals pointing to Sweden and saying "that's socialism and it works just fine!!"
Ignoring that: 1. Sweden and other Scandi countries have introduced some market reforms 2. Insofar as socialism works at all, it works in small homogenous countries and therefore will not last in Sweden as 3. their country becomes more Muzzie and less homogenous.
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 11:49 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 11:49 AM (O4wiF)
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 11:42 AM (ZM2xo)
Me too. I always wondered if the Church was "Reformed' from Catholicism, or Reformed from the Church that split from Catholicism...
Dutch Reformed is big in Bergen County , NJ.
Nice people.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 11:50 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: not the mama at September 19, 2017 11:50 AM (GCQK2)
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BJ doesn't do anything unless Hillz tells him to. "Hey, Bill! Go bang that fat intern!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 11:50 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (39g3+)
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IOW, heretics"
Not if I have anything to say about it.
Posted by: Pope Francis at September 19, 2017 11:51 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 11:38 AM (EyPfd)
This is what I told a friend of mine who was borderline #NeverTrump and she told me later that was what changed her mind and why she voted for him.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 11:51 AM (4pONO)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 19, 2017 11:51 AM (Sda6L)
"Did their fathers, boyfriends and husbands all stand over them as voted
to make absolutely sure they voted for Trump, while threatening to give
them a knuckle sandwich if they didn't?'
I think that's more the job of Democrat hired thugs to keep the paid bused voters in line.
Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 11:51 AM (zOpu5)
your kids to take the vast expense they would accrue in going to college
and put it into other, more sensible investments like Nigerian Princes
and wagering on the Superbowl.
Seriously, unless your line of work absolutely requires a college degree (doctor, for example) do not go.
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Agree 100%.
I was automated out of a job a few years ago, and I expect that to happen to many.
However, I don't think that will be the case with many "trade school jobs." You know, those unpleasant jobs in HVAC, electrical and so on.
/pretty sure robots will not be driving to your house to fix your air conditioner any time soon.
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 11:51 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 11:52 AM (iVOAv)
And for the record, me scurvy wench never would have voted for hillary, but I did have to expose her to the benefits of and fake news surrounding Trump.
She is red-pilled, bigly.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 11:52 AM (tbOMB)
Off German GAINZZZ sock
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 11:52 AM (lKyWE)
You can't vacuum unless you vote Trump
I ain't eating any sammiches unless you vote Trump
You can't blow me unless you vote Trump
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 19, 2017 11:52 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:52 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 11:52 AM (O4wiF)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:52 AM (g+Dix)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:52 AM (8C+9j)
Has the Beast blamed global warming for losing the election yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (493sH)
she never has seen marriage as a loving union, especially. she snarked about it as a trope in the acknowledgments in her thesis ("I don't have a 'loving wife'").
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (fVY6E)
Thanks. I was under the impression that the formly stern Presbyterians had gone the way of the Episcopalians and Methodists.
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 11:48 AM (XFue2)
Yeah, I knew this was a risk, but I thought the chart was too funny not to post.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (4pONO)
Tell your daughter not to major in pre Med! It is a useless degree if she decides not to go to Med school. Major in Anything else. Med schools have specific science pre reqs. Just do those and major in something interesting. Med schools are looking for interesting people who show a commitment to medicine. She should find some kind of work in the medical field to show she has an interest. I was on a Med school selection committee. The pre Med majors who simply shadowed a doctor a couple of times went into the "meh" pile. An Art major who worked as a medical assistant or pharmacy tech got an interview.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (BoMuO)
homogenous countries
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 11:49 AM (ZM2xo)
And it doesn't even work there. Birth rates plummet, and there aren't enough workers to support the state. So they import them, and the result is as you point out...Sweden.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 19, 2017 11:48 AM (hMwEB)
A report noted on Fox Biz this morning while I was getting my oil change is that there are 1.3 million fewer people on food stamps already since Trump became President due to the economy and requirements being tightened by various states. Lowest total since 2010.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:54 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Mainline Liberal at September 19, 2017 11:54 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Demand number 16 at September 19, 2017 11:54 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2017 11:54 AM (G0vdT)
The thing Hillary said about women voting for Trump because of "male pressure" (!) is the stupidest thing she's EVER said! And God knows there's lots of competition.
It shows more clearly than ever before how detached she is from the realities most other people perceive.
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 11:54 AM (uqdlV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 11:54 AM (J2oJa)
'Fetch the jug, Jones. '
'They moughta kilt us, but they ain't whipped us, er they, Kernel?'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:54 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (ZM2xo)
No, we still exist, but perhaps in smaller numbers.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 11:55 AM (4pONO)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 11:55 AM (m9X4Y)
Pirates view of taxes and government wasteful spending.
RRRRRRR! Me yardarm is droopin'. RRRRRRR!
Pirate saying on seeing Yoko in a whorehouse.
RRRRRRR! Duck, boyo! RRRRRRR!
What I say when bricks come flying out of the USB port.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 19, 2017 11:55 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (4pONO)
Your lack of inclusiveness is disturbing and will be reported.
Where is Islam? Where are the Zoroastrians? Where are the Panthiests?
You are a racist, White, heteronormative hater.
Posted by: SJW...Always On The Lookout! at September 19, 2017 11:55 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 19, 2017 11:44 AM (hMwEB)
agreed. Pittsburgh is like a small-town city. There are definitely sketchy parts, but for the most part it's fairly benign.
Posted by: not the mama at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (GCQK2)
Posted by: gm at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (K0tm3)
Imaguessing the Trump speech today will be remembered for quite some time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 11:32 AM (EyPfd)
*****
Did he do it in "talk like a pirate mode" - because he should have!
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (Nwg0u)
Infidels!!!
JIHAD!!!
Posted by: a moslem at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (mJ8mX)
Kid the Younger is thinking of Nursing so Pitt is on her list of potential schools.
Pitt has a world-class medical center as well as very competitive nursing and med schools. Carnegie Mellon is nearby, if you're looking at other engineering/technical schools. Police work? Joe Kenda is a Pitt alum.
OTOH, this being Talk Like a Pirate Day, it has to be said that this is not the Buccos' year to go to the World Series.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (398bZ)
Martin Luther was so pissed he nailed some feces to a church door and set them on fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (J2oJa)
I'm guessing Stephen Miller wrote that particular sentence. Also, it pops up from Duck Duck Go as a link to this thread in second place on the search results. Heh.
Finally, it seems like I have seen a variation of that posted right here in the comments in the past. That's why I did the search.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2017 11:57 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 11:57 AM (iVOAv)
"Me too. I always wondered if the Church was "Reformed' from Catholicism, or Reformed from the Church that split from Catholicism... "
Luther split first, Calvin just a little bit after (as soon as he realized Luther was getting away with it) and they started to argue with each other almost immediately. Somehow Calvinism is the one that managed to grab the "Reformed" label and hold onto it, but it's all quite confusing.
I always thought it was a bit amusing to note that John Calvin was, in actual fact, a Frenchman from Picardy named Jehan Cauvin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 11:57 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 19, 2017 11:57 AM (558Fz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 11:58 AM (tbOMB)
And coming to America from the Left: Single Payor Gov Run Healthcare!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2017 11:58 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 11:58 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:58 AM (8C+9j)
Posted by: JAS at September 19, 2017 11:58 AM (UnDQI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:58 AM (fA1SL)
redemptive work of Jesus and his continuing presence in the Holy Spirit
and submitting ourselves to Christ rather than to have theological
arguments.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 11:57 AM (iVOAv)
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heretic!
Posted by: RioBravo at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: stace at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (QviAd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (Nwg0u)
But Government loves you. It loves you, and it needs money! It always needs more money! It's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, but somehow ... just can't handle money!
Posted by: George Carlin (paraphrased) at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (/qEW2)
Hillary thinks *everyone else* is dumber than a box of hammers, which is why she's already identified 70 reasons why she lost, with not one dang of them having anything to do with herself or her campaign. She's the smartest woman in the world, the most qualified candidate in US history (just go check out her list of awards on Wikipedia - it is amazing and hilarious!), so there's no way in Hell her loss is her fault.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (W+vEI)
Yeah, that's what a Marxist WOULD say, isn't it?
(ducks and runs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (k1TUh)
Not sure how to spell that.
Posted by: m at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (9egmK)
I don't get the chart, some of the images are insulting I guess but I don't get the full connotations of dogs, Calvin (Calvinist?) and robots.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (xJa6I)
One said breathlessly that if the Norks were totally devastated as a result of war, it would be a war crime.
Yeah, let's get him on war crimes! Anything!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 19, 2017 12:00 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: The Dark Lord at September 19, 2017 12:00 PM (UnDQI)
Or bleach and ammonia?
Posted by: JAS at September 19, 2017 11:58 AM (UnDQI)
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Either combination works well, but I find, after a particularly busy evening, that you can't go wrong with bleach and ammonia.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke Talks Fem Hygiene at September 19, 2017 12:00 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 19, 2017 12:00 PM (Umfx1)
Posted by: gm at September 19, 2017 12:00 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Hillary at September 19, 2017 12:00 PM (8b+oT)
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Yeah, I've had a lot of trouble with white women, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:00 PM (Nwg0u)
redemptive work of Jesus and his continuing presence in the Holy Spirit
and submitting ourselves to Christ rather than to have theological
arguments. "
Gotta share this one from our community Social Media crap-fest.
Individual seeking someone to officiate a secular infant dedication or baptism.
WTF is a secular baptism?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (EyPfd)
I thought jarvankakellycohntillerson had eliminated that?
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (sf2BM)
It's amazing how many people believe this is dangerous. It's mixing two bases--you'll get some chloramine compounds that are mildly irritating,but that's it.
Mixing chlorine bleach with acid is when you have a problem.
Posted by: phineas gage at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (ALDN3)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (g+Dix)
The PCUSA is the more liberals branch. The P Church in America is more conservative or maybe it's vice versa. The Conservative Episcopal have basically joined the African Anglican church. Methodists go from very liberal to quite conservative depending on the church and as they have a huge number of Methodists abroad their General conference still votes more conservatively.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (iVOAv)
+++
It's just a chart. There's plenty others
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (8C+9j)
Posted by: zombie jack chick at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (J2oJa)
How long does it take to knock out 95 feces?
I bet somebody here knows.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: stace
That makes no sense. Logic dictates that no one would be more passionate and determined to look after the interests of white women than a politician who was herself a white woman.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:58 AM (8C+9j)
Damn Episcopalians making sure they got both covered...just in case.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:02 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: The Dark Lord at September 19, 2017 12:00 PM (UnDQI)>>>
I'm pretty sure the other guy did.
Posted by: gm at September 19, 2017 12:02 PM (K0tm3)
+++
It's just a chart. There's plenty others
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (8C+9j)
Jah, if you have to explain a joke, I suppose it doesn't work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:02 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: m at September 19, 2017 12:02 PM (9egmK)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 19, 2017 12:02 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (EyPfd)
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A bath.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 12:03 PM (vg8iE)
That is very weird. Why baptize an infant (and I don't want to debate infant vs. adult baptism; I will do both. Our church practices both) if you want it to be secular?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 12:03 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:03 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 12:03 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: zombie jack chick at September 19, 2017 12:04 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 11:56 AM (J2oJa)
How long does it take to knock out 95 feces?
I bet somebody here knows.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (Jcg9Q)
Was it from all the Jello Casserole and Lutefisk? Or was Luther still technically a Catholic when he he nailed it to the Wall
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:04 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: The Dark Lord at September 19, 2017 12:00 PM (UnDQI)>>>
I'm pretty sure the other guy did.
Posted by: gm at September 19, 2017 12:02 PM (K0tm3)
Yep, has Satan's fingerprints all over it. Taking the original messages, co-opting it, setting its worshipers against Christians and Jews...
The devil is no slouch. He aims to rule this whole world, if he don't already.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:04 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (EyPfd)
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A bath.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 12:03 PM (vg8iE)
Yar! Walking the plank!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 12:04 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:03 PM (fA1SL)
once again...hilarious and wrong, Palpy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:05 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (EyPfd)
Good question. You sprinkle a little water on a baby and say "May the universal spirit be with this infant?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 12:05 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 19, 2017 12:05 PM (558Fz)
I think Hillary won the same percentage of white women as she did of white men.
Neither group dug her act.
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 12:05 PM (uqdlV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:05 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 12:03 PM (cAXIk)
She's gone full Miss Havisham. Instead of getting stood at the altar it was the election
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:05 PM (493sH)
Posted by: stace at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (QviAd)
Ok, so black and brown women are strong, and white women are ignorant racists AND sexist because their men told them to be.
Got it.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:06 PM (Jcg9Q)
--
It's hieroglyphics. It's windows icons. Without text to explain it, it is what ever you think it is. It's art. You look at a picture, and think what every you want to think.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 12:06 PM (m9X4Y)
The dog: being overly "pleady" with God and self-abasing, I would assume.
Calvin: both in the sense of John Calvin, and of yelling against the perceived to be rightful (Catholic)
Robot: Reformed emphasis on theology and the doctrines of faith seen as overly structured, robotic, insufficiently emotive.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:06 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 12:07 PM (uqdlV)
http://boards.4chan.org/k/thread/35211774/ about-to-test-out-this-gas-mask
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 12:07 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (EyPfd)
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A bath.
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A hot tub.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Even the Presbyterians themselves admit they fit the description.
A visitor came to a presby church, sat in the back, started listening to the sermon. Pastor preached a good line, the man shouted out "AMEN!!!" Everyone fidgeted nervously.
Another good line came down, the man shouted "AMEN! AMEN!!!" Most of the congregation now glared at him.
He was inspired for a third time, and stood up while he shouted "PREACH ON, BROTHER!!!" That was too much, and an usher walked over to tell him to please keep his outbursts to himself. The man protested, "But I can't! I got religion, man, I got religion!"
And the Usher replied, "well we don't care what you got, you didn't get it here!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 12:07 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:07 PM (xJa6I)
What is it about Democrat Presidential nominees that they can't accept losing?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:08 PM (7uYFy)
Probably a good topic to stay away from.
Family fled the area south of Zurich in the 1600s after a discussion on that topic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 12:08 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2017 12:08 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:08 PM (fA1SL)
Oh and when is drink like a pirate day? I'm in 100% for that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 12:08 PM (dCikz)
Although the practices of the Reformed churches varied from Roman Catholic, that was not due to intent but consequence. The split was over basic theological issues of salvation, the Bible, sovereignty of God, etc. That resulted in simpler worship services without a lot of the trappings of the old church.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:08 PM (39g3+)
I think Hillary won the same percentage of white women as she did of white men.
Neither group dug her act.
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 12:05 PM (uqdlV)
The Beast won 51% of college educated white women but 33% of non-college educated white women.
Someone else will have to provide the numbers for us white boys.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:08 PM (Jcg9Q)
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I mean, if you spent all that time paying bribes, lying, risking imprisonment over illegal vote operations, etc, you'd be a little miffed too when you lost.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 12:03 PM (cAXIk)
She's gone full Miss Havisham. Instead of getting stood at the altar it was the election
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Delta Dawn what's that flower you have on?
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was ameetin' you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:04 PM (7uYFy)
Luther was sick of Friday night fish fries at the parish hall.
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (ZM2xo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7WmhkO_GWI
"With a Little Sex In It" Scene from Sullivan's Travels, the great, possibly greatest film of the great Preston Sturges.
The Pittsburgh crack comes around the 30 second mark.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (ZM2xo)
No, we still exist, but perhaps in smaller numbers.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 11:55 AM (4pONO)
The PCA is hanging on, or at least it was. The PCUSA was lost quite some time ago.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
(ducks and runs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 11:59 AM (k1TUh)
No; A Marxist would say "Religion is the opiate of the people, Jesus was entirely human and there's no such thing as miracles or the resurrection, but if people want to follow some of Jesus' social teaching without yammering about I suppose we have to put up with it temporarily"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:08 PM (39g3+)
Henry VIII hated the Pope, but he had no trouble with the trappings (or the wealth) of the Catholic Church.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:10 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (EyPfd)
Baptism in the name of the Marx, and of the Freud, and of the holy Darwin.
Amen.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:10 PM (4pONO)
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Similar in spirit to christening a ship or a secular wedding (the non-legal part). Not that the baptee is hit in the head with a a bottle of champagne. Something symbolic is performed.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 19, 2017 12:10 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 12:11 PM (g+Dix)
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They stole the election fair and square and they deserve to keep it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:11 PM (Nwg0u)
I feel even better knowing that.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:11 PM (O4wiF)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:10 PM (7uYFy)
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Sounds like the left. They hate the US and capitalism, but they sure as hell LOVE the lifestyle it affords them.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 12:11 PM (vg8iE)
arguments.
Which is, of course, a theological argument
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:05 PM (fA1SL)
is it Dave?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:11 PM (xJa6I)
I feel even better knowing that.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:11 PM (O4wiF)
Did Martha Ratface cry?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:12 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 12:12 PM (dCikz)
co-opting it, setting its worshipers against Christians and Jews...
The devil is no slouch. He aims to rule this whole world, if he don't already.
--
A number of years ago, I ran into a site that compared the end times teachings of Catholics (maybe Christians, I can't remember) vs the end times teachings of Islam.
It was scary insofar that point by point, the description of the Anti-Christ is also the description of the Mahdi, the savior of Islam.
Add into that:
-OK to rape children and babies
-OK kill gays
-OK to kill daughters for being raped
-OK to beat women
-OK to eff animals
-OK to behead non-believers
And you've pretty much got a religion designed by the Dark Lord.
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:05 PM (fA1SL)
is it Dave?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Dave's not here man.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 12:12 PM (JP4JT)
/and yes, he did say Islamic Terrorism.
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:13 PM (fA1SL)
Yeah but Henry the 8th had nothing to do with the protestant reformation. He was just politically annoyed with the Pope's refusal to go along with his serial monogamy and England always has been pretty independent.
The Anglican Church was just the Roman Catholic church with a new name for a quite a few years. It was only later that reformed theologians and preachers managed to change the church and move it toward protestantism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:13 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2017 12:13 PM (7n4KQ)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Hey, remember back in the day, when the left lost their shit because Trump wouldn't say he would automatically accept election results, and how this was a big threat to democracy?
Good times...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:13 PM (4pONO)
Thanks for that advice! I think she's been talking about majoring in either chemistry or biology. Her junior year of HS, she aced AP Physics, and now she's taking AP Bio. With her math and science skills, she'd be engineering admissions officer's dream. STEM grrl power! She could probably go to MIT or Stanford. But she is not interested in engineering, and feels that while she could do it, she would not truly excel. Gotta say, I'm proud of my girl. Her plans may change over time, but she is sure not aimless.
Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2017 12:13 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
A couple of years ago the Fourth Presbyterian on Michigan Ave. had the rainbow flag near its entrance during June which I guess is now gay month. I don't know anything about the church but that told me that, that particular church went full lefty loon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present
time) at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (ZM2xo)
I Lol'ed Donna, but I thought bingo night did it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (dCikz)
-OK to rape children and babies
-OK kill gays
-OK to kill daughters for being raped
-OK to beat women
-OK to eff animals
-OK to behead non-believers
And you've pretty much got a religion designed by the Dark Lord.
Posted by: shibumi
Darth Vader?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (7uYFy)
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I mean, if you spent all that time paying bribes, lying, risking imprisonment over illegal vote operations, etc, you'd be a little miffed too when you lost.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (vg8iE)
Algore at least had the decency to grow a beard, take up a boutique hobby (Glowbull Warmening movie making), and otherwise leaving the rest of us alone (provided we aren't hotel masseuses).
Hillory shaved off her beard.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (TOk1P)
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I dunno. I would think it's rather like an earlobe that has been gauged - only surgery could repair that hole.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (vg8iE)
I think PDT continuing to use "rocket man" to refer to Phat Phuc is going to make Elton John's asshole tight enough to hear him fart.
Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2017 12:13 PM (7n4KQ)
Rocket man was around long before Elton John
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 12:15 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 12:15 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (dCikz)
He kept losing at Bingo. The 95 Theses were written on the back of his losing bingo cards....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:15 PM (7uYFy)
Pelosi got gang-banged at her "undocumented assholes" speech, and Trump pissed off all the right people at the UN.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:15 PM (O4wiF)
Yes, but not one in which I'm going to pound the Bible and unfriend people on Facebook over. I tend to stay away from those arguments here. I think if we all acted as one in Christ, the world would see us as one. If anyone doesn't think I'm orthodox Christian enough (small o, not Eastern Orthodox) that's their issue not mine. "I know whom I have believed and am persuaded that he is able" which are words from one of our hymns. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 12:15 PM (iVOAv)
Add into that:
-OK to rape children and babies
-OK kill gays
-OK to kill daughters for being raped
-OK to beat women
-OK to eff animals
-OK to behead non-believers
And you've pretty much got a religion designed by the Dark Lord.
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Naw, Islam's pretty effed up, lady.
Posted by: Moloch at September 19, 2017 12:16 PM (4pONO)
1. CounterFlow bus lanes on Forbes Ave.
2. Small dorms.
3. Long hikes may result in arriving in sub-optimal neighborhoods.
4. O food.
5. all other dipshittery that probably exists on all campuses.
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 12:16 PM (FhXTo)
Quick check shows PDT got 63% of white men & 51% of white women. I had wrongly thought it was about the same.
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 12:16 PM (uqdlV)
Bet that raised some eyebrows.
Posted by: Country Boy
Yeah. Elton John's lawyers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 12:16 PM (JP4JT)
Right, the problem isn't discussion over theology and ideas, its failure to show Love. Truth in Love is the key, not avoidance of discussion or debate, theology, or study.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:16 PM (39g3+)
Thank you Votermom! This is great info to hear, from an actual parent of a student.
Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2017 12:16 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: PabloD at September 19, 2017 12:17 PM (TtQwh)
Now we know where all the white women at. They're out voting for Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:17 PM (493sH)
With respect, effectively nobody is a doctrinaire Marxist in all respects, and Marxist (like socialist) tends to describe a mode of thinking found in collectivist beliefs more so than a complete system of thinking. The closest thing to a doctrinaire Marxist to be found today is usually *not* an industrialist, for example.
The key feature of the Marxist strain, phenotype, whatever you want to call it in thought is the concept of class struggle, oppressor vs. oppressed, evil rich vs. deserving poor, and the restructuring of all human conflict to reflect this divide and the power systems it involves, with collectivism advanced as the only solution.
Modern Liberal Christianity-in-name-only fits this to a T.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:17 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:15 PM (O4wiF)
Point of order:
Correct AoSHQ usage is "schlonged".
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:17 PM (4pONO)
The other side is secular humanism which teaches there is no truth, no good, no beauty, no meaning, and you should just do whatever you want and nobody should dare complain or question you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:17 PM (39g3+)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 12:01 PM (g+Dix)
Yeah, don't do that in Gerard Estates.
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 19, 2017 12:17 PM (ld0zy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:18 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 12:18 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: RioBravo at September 19, 2017 12:18 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: bananaDream at September 19, 2017 12:18 PM (TKwk8)
With all due respect, I never got the problem with Darwin VS
Creationism. In Catholic school, they winked at both, and said, "God set
it all in motion either way...." Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (7uYFy)
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The one argument that my kids use now for the false dichotomy of Darwin v Creationism is that who are we to decide what time means to the Almighty. A day, a million years, who knows; all we can do is explore Creation in all its glory.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2017 12:19 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 12:08 PM (dCikz)
Every day is "Drink Like A Kennedy" day for me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2017 12:19 PM (X6fMO)
Pelosi got gang-banged at her "undocumented assholes" speech, and Trump pissed off all the right people at the UN.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:15 PM (O4wiF)
It's funny that however much some on our side didn't like Trump meeting with Chuck/Nancy-- and with the MSM rubbing it in our face-- it occurred to NO ONE that there would be severe blowback against Chuck/Nancy.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:19 PM (7uYFy)
So, the love would suffer here if I get into rancor debates. As far as I'm concerned if people believe Jesus is Lord and that he was resurrected from the dead and they desire to be his disciple they're are Christians. What is the nature of the Lord's Supper or whether they baptize infants or adults is immaterial to me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 12:19 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, this is the way I see it, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:19 PM (4pONO)
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We can't take him no place!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 12:20 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 12:20 PM (O5Q3r)
passed a while back) but I strongly, strongly encourage her to have a
neutral organization
She could do the 1st honest thing in decades and actually help PDTs vote fraud efforts. /sarc
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 12:20 PM (FhXTo)
Well, its more they see them selves as being super charitable, helping the poor and doing good in the world, the ultimate good works sort.
Yes, they see themselves as being super charitable, etc but they think all this charity and helping the poor should be done by taking from the "rich" and giving it to the "poor" or by the government doing all this by using my and your tax money. On a individual basis they are not much into their own personable charitable giving of THEIR time or money to help others.
Posted by: ares woman at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (2gh0H)
Individuals have direct access to God through JC their brother/advocate/savior. The veil in the temple was rent/torn for top to bottom. JC our high priest forever. No more middle men, every person must study to show themselves approved unto God.
Their are ministries and all that, church structure a good concept and kinda works. But church dogma should never be above the individual's personal study/revelation/development. (imo)
Decades ago I used to go door to door ... the vast majority don't even know their own doctrine very well, far fewer spend much time studying to develop their own view. The horde is mostly an exception to that ... thinkers, willing to reject a Marxist pope agenda (though on doctrine I guess are somewhat more accepting of papal (what used to be) infallibility).
Anyway, I view it as parallel to the founder's concept of government ... the individual retains his own sovereign choice, determined directly between him and God. Various denominations claim to be the one true one, and the tribe/gang mentality has power/advantage. Self-reliance within that is challenging.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Donna and V (sans ampersands at the present time)
Methodists don't have a conservative alternative to UMC. But just about all the other mainlines have split into liberal and conservative sub-denominations:
Lutheran: ELCA (lib), LCMS or WELS (conservative)
Presbyterian: PCUSA (lib), PCA/OPC/EPC (conservative)
Anglican: Episcopalian (lib), ACNA (conservative)
The SBC (conservative) is the largest protestant denomination, but there are liberal versions of Baptists out there (ABCUSA).
Charismatics don't really have a conservative/liberal divide. Instead you have Assemblies of God, which is conservative, and then you have heretical movements (oneness Pentecostals) and charlatans (Benny Hinn).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 12:15 PM (O5Q3r)
Yup. Have the poor folks who man their chow halls get raises so they're all making $15 an hour.
Have their foamy chocolate syrup "coffee" drinks go from $4 per cup to $9 a cup, then watch and see what happens.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (TOk1P)
South Korea is literally within miles of the border with North Korea.
...said someone really, really smart who will never be President of the United States
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (pNxlR)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:17 PM (fA1SL)
Sadly, the Bible says the rams burn for the just and the unjust. Or something like that.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:19 PM (7uYFy)
Oh I don't know....
Posted by: PDT's Yuge Dick at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (dCikz)
He had a point.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:19 PM (7uYFy)
Just show's there is no compromise on the Left.
Chuck & Nancy fueled this hate, now they've reaped what they've sewn.
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (G0vdT)
The only good thing I ever remember coming out of Pitt was Tony Dorsett. Oh...and Curtis Martin.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 12:20 PM (O5Q3r)
Ah Dan Marino
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 12:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 12:22 PM (rmVvL)
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Actually, that's kind of huge.
According to personality theory, women are "feeling" types. Which is why many are liberals. So really... 51% voting for a thinking man vs. voting for a whining emotional women is pretty amazing IMHO.
/yeah, yeah, I'm a gender traitor. I also like to have doors opened for me and, if required, can make sammiches.
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:22 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
110...220 whatever it takes.
Posted by: Billy Blaze at September 19, 2017 12:22 PM (dCikz)
South Korea is literally within miles of the border with North Korea.
It's a good thing we have Middle Korea to keep them separated!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2017 12:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Johnny at September 19, 2017 12:23 PM (kUotE)
* pours libation of coffee *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:23 PM (fA1SL)
Every place started with ethnic neighborhoods. The terrain reinforces it in da boig.
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 12:23 PM (FhXTo)
...said someone really, really smart who will never be President of the United States
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (pNxlR)
Technically the DMZ is 2.5 miles wide so effectively miles apart.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 19, 2017 12:23 PM (SsblQ)
Right, some areas I think are interesting to consider and talk about but aren't meaningful enough to get into any sort of argument or concern about. Some issues are of critical importance but even with those we should always be humble, peaceful, loving, and first concerned about the truth, not our ego or "winning" the argument.
Tough to put into practice, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (/qEW2)
I've mentioned this before, but when I was on a Christian dating site, of all the batshit crazy I encountered, hands down the worst were Assemblies of God broads. Yowzer.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
South Korea is literally within miles of the border with North Korea.
...said someone really, really smart who will never be President of the United States
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Have any of her supporters come out and said that what she meant was Seoul?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (IqV8l)
"Shit! It's only June 3rd, and we're already 12 games out."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (bWBdM)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador
They like the butt stuff?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (fA1SL)
We get all that we want for free
We'll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we
So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We'll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (7uYFy)
Oh, those sneaky nuns! God appropriated evolution from Darwin!
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (O4wiF)
How about Jonas Salk!? They seem to have a pretty decent reputation for medicine.
Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
she has no seoul
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:25 PM (FZYNt)
He had a point.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2017 12:21 PM (7uYFy)
"Space Oddity" was a direct ripoff of "Fly Me To the Moon.
Limey sissy punks.
Posted by: Zombie Chairman of the Board at September 19, 2017 12:25 PM (TOk1P)
It's a good thing we have Middle Korea to keep them separated!
It's a laugh, but the modern SK/NK divide pretty closely reflects the three-kingdom era split between Silla, Baekje, and Koryo - with SK being Silla+Baekje.
There are some cultural lines reinforcing the current other ones.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:25 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
A couple of years ago the Fourth Presbyterian on Michigan Ave. had the rainbow flag near its entrance during June which I guess is now gay month. I don't know anything about the church but that told me that, that particular church went full lefty loon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:14 PM (493sH)
If that's the one in Chicago, it's a PCUSA church. That denomination was co-opted by progressivism.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:23 PM (39g3+)
yes, it can be quite difficult
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 12:26 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (IqV8l)
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She has no Soul.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 19, 2017 12:26 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 12:26 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador
They like the butt stuff?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:24 PM (FZYNt)
It wasn't worth finding out.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:26 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:26 PM (O4wiF)
I try to burn a ram but it keeps running away.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 11:54 AM (J2oJa)
That's because you're trying to use a running back or wide receiver. They're too fast. Try a O or D lineman next time.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:27 PM (493sH)
Sen. Paul is really busy right now-- saving Obamacare.
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 12:07 PM (uqdlV)
That's not how I read him. But it's complicated and I would believe that I'm misreading him.
https://randpaul.com/news/obamacare- replacement-act-rand-paul
Posted by: m at September 19, 2017 12:27 PM (9egmK)
Posted by: Andrew McCutcheon at September 19, 2017 12:27 PM (46K9N)
"We call for the full restoration of democracy in Venezuela" says Trump, after saying US does not seek to impose its way of life on others
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 12:27 PM (g+Dix)
*commence argument about the nature of a border, and whether the DMZ counts as NK border on south, SK border on north because it's a break to the opposing jurisdiction in part either way*
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:27 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2017 12:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 12:28 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 12:20 PM (FhXTo)
Ha! As if Democrats are interested in cleaning up a mess that gives them a such a big advantage already. Why would they change that?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:28 PM (4pONO)
Throwing MAGA hats would have been a nice touch.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:29 PM (O4wiF)
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2017 12:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Yes, it's the one in Chicago on Michigan Ave. As I mentioned, I don't know anything about the church but when I saw that I figured it sold out to PC as their religion. There are a couple of churches I see now and a synagogue that have the rainbow flag out front. The left destroys everything it touches.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:30 PM (493sH)
Here we have the Progressive mindset in its full glory. Just. Can. Not. get away from the idea that an opinion on something is the same as the desire to express that opinion via force. They literally cannot conceive of anyone *truly* agreeing to disagree, or stating their preference or a request. Demands only.
Note also the conflation of rebuke of evil with "way of life". The classic cultural equivalence game.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:31 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
she has no seoul
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:25 PM (FZYNt)
She should hop on he seoul train.
Posted by: Billy Blaze at September 19, 2017 12:31 PM (dCikz)
Throwing MAGA hats would have been a nice touch.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:29 PM (O4wiF)
And then punching the Secretary-General in the dick.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2017 12:31 PM (X6fMO)
"Only thing missing from Trump's UN speech was him teeing off a bunch of golf balls into the audience."
Throwing MAGA hats would have been a nice touch.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:29 PM (O4wiF)
Launch MAGA t shirts into the crowd with a cannon.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 19, 2017 12:31 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (46K9N)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (39g3+)
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I'm Evangelical. And the good news is that The Lord forgives anything.
Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (2mC6G)
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They can't help it. It's what they would do.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (/YmAs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
not pictured - does she have both shoes on?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (FZYNt)
mentioned, I don't know anything about the church but when I saw that I
figured it sold out to PC as their religion. There are a couple of
churches I see now and a synagogue that have the rainbow flag out front.
The left destroys everything it touches. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:30 PM (493sH)
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You may remember Jesse Jackson's heyday. The rainbow flag was his symbol. Those churches are just acknowledging history.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2017 12:33 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:33 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:30 PM (493sH)
Yes, it certainly does.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 12:33 PM (rmVvL)
231 What is it about Democrat Presidential nominees that they can't accept losing?
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They stole the election fair and square and they deserve to keep it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:11 PM (Nwg0u)
As always, Blackadder explains everything. Even when the quotes come from the other characters.
"Yes I'm horrified. I smeared my opponents, bribed the press to be on my side, and threatened to torture the electorate if we lost. I fail to see what a more decent politician would have done."
"We paid for this seat. And it's a damned liberty that we have to stand for it as well."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2017 12:33 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: This...is CNN at September 19, 2017 12:33 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: steevy
yes he is going to take it in the squeakhole
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:33 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:26 PM (O4wiF)
Hey, I banged Marilyn. More like a candle in the Holland Tunnel, if you catch my drift.
Posted by: Zombie Chairman of the Board at September 19, 2017 12:34 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 11:53 AM (4pONO)
And you were right!! Thanks.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 12:34 PM (Ae45Z)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 11:32 AM
.............
I would not insult the intelligence of my audience by focusing on this story.
Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at September 19, 2017 12:34 PM (HgMAr)
Hillary uses the eye patch to keep from seeing double.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (46K9N)
That mad-eye skank weirds me out.
Posted by: Geico Chameleon at September 19, 2017 12:34 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Shep! at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (/YmAs)
Calvin would have been very upset about having anyone call themselves "Calvinist." Luther would have thrown a beer mug at someone calling themselves "Lutheran."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:26 PM (O4wiF)
Hey, I banged Marilyn. More like a candle in the Holland Tunnel, if you catch my drift.
Posted by: Zombie Chairman of the Board
Elton John's rendition of "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me" always brings a tear to my eye
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (FZYNt)
"Only thing missing from Trump's UN speech was him teeing off a bunch of golf balls into the audience."
Throwing MAGA hats would have been a nice touch.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:29 PM (O4wiF)
Launch MAGA t shirts into the crowd with a cannon.
AND Hot Dogs! A Hot dog cannon! And sending out the Kid that mows lawns out into the general assembly with a chainsaw!
Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (gbWkA)
Throwing MAGA hats would have been a nice touch.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:29 PM (O4wiF)
And then punching the Secretary-General in the dick.
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Yeah, I might consider paying to see the Secretary-General dick punch, however, some might find that extreme.
I'd rather Trump just did the "You're Fired" to said Secretary-General, just to see what happens.
/oh, you don't want to fire him? How about we take all our money and your HQ away and you can relocate somewhere lovely, like, IDK, Aleppo?
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (g+Dix)
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (FZYNt)
Elton John would never say that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2017 12:36 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: ares woman at September 19, 2017 12:36 PM (2gh0H)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 19, 2017 12:36 PM (hMwEB)
of all the batshit crazy I encountered, hands down the worst were
Assemblies of God broads. Yowzer.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador
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My daughter went to an Assemblies middle school and high school. I had a heckuva time finding clothes for her that would meet the dress code. And don't get me started on makeup.
Wonderful school, though. She still keeps up with some of her teachers.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:36 PM (lwiT4)
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I'm Evangelical. And the good news is that The Lord forgives anything.
Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (2mC6G)
Thank God. That means you get to go to heaven, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:36 PM (4pONO)
We must have forced you to, here at the horde.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:37 PM (39g3+)
https://randpaul.com/news/obamacare- replacement-act-rand-paul
Posted by: m at September 19, 2017 12:27 PM (9egmK)
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People say it's complicated, but it's really not.
If the SCOTUS had determined Obamacare unconstitutional, would it be complicated and takes years to de-f*ckify, or would it be illegal, null, and void, full stop?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 12:37 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (39g3+)
Depends on the "modern" part, I think. If it's just issues of music or dress, I think that's debatable. If you're talking about philosophy and morality, then absolutely. Once churches stopped identifying and calling out sin and evil because it was all judgey and mean, they were on the downward spiral.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic
Here's hoping the teachers aren't banging the students like every other school in the country these days
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:37 PM (FZYNt)
Elton John's rendition of "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me" always brings a tear to my eye
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (FZYNt)
Cockodile Rock is a real toe tapper though
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 12:38 PM (lKyWE)
husband and have not had a boy friend or male significant other for many
years. I happily voted for Trump. Hillary, please explain.
Posted by: ares woman at September 19, 2017 12:36 PM
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(zombie scream, arm extended pointed at ares woman)
GENDER TRAITOR!!!!!!
Posted by: Queen Hillary I at September 19, 2017 12:38 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (Ae45Z)
I grew up not far from these people. It's unusual, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: zombie jack chick
CBD should post some of his tracts someday on the art thread. He is arguably the most successful comic book author of all time with 500 million tracts printed. And he's not really a hater, like Phelps. Just kind of ... single minded.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (/qEW2)
anyone call themselves "Calvinist." Luther would have thrown a beer mug
at someone calling themselves "Lutheran."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (39g3+)
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You're probably right. Last Sunday Rev had to commission or install or whatever the Sunday School teachers for the year. He had to do it using a Lutheran clergy book. He said something about the "Evangelical" church. I got all excited for a minute.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (JKNZq)
"Yes I'm horrified. I smeared my opponents, bribed the press to be
on my side, and threatened to torture the electorate if we lost. I fail
to see what a more decent politician would have done."
"We paid for this seat. And it's a damned liberty that we have to stand for it as well."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2017 12:33 PM
That episode never gets old.
Posted by: The Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (p+Wdc)
OK, I feel better now.
Posted by: Just call me Deplorable Texican gal at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (CjE8v)
Venezuela" says Trump, after saying US does not seek to impose its way
of life on others
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
yeah, the left never liked Bush Doctrine of spreading democracy. Trump made fairly clear a country is obligated to listen to its people. Venezuela is a case leaders overthrowing the people and installing cronies. Even Iran fits in that description, since the Green Revolution was forcibly put down. "Restoration is different than "imposing democracy".
But as that LI "case for colonialism" article pointed out ... one size does not fit all.
http://tinyurl.com/y76wkzsx
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (39g3+)
It would be an interesting exercise to do the same for the left's various identity/potitical groups toward each other.
Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (xJa6I)
Speaking of which, did you know that the British press cannot print anything about Elton John's sordid sex life because he successfully sued and got a legal injunction that forbids them from doing so?
They don't have a 1st Amendment over there.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:40 PM (4pONO)
They don't have a 1st Amendment over there.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader
or a 2nd
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:40 PM (FZYNt)
Trump supporters commenting on Sir, sorry, Lady Elton's video on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVBCG6ThDk
/that is probably annoying Elton
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:41 PM (aT+Bx)
issues of music or dress, I think that's debatable. If you're talking
about philosophy and morality, then absolutely. Once churches stopped
identifying and calling out sin and evil because it was all judgey and
mean, they were on the downward spiral.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
==========================
Insomniac gets it. Organ vs Worship Band is a preference open to debate. Jesus died on the cross to save sinners is not.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:41 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (39g3+)
Believe it or not, you can still find conservative, Bible-believing churches in the PCUSA even now. They're like islands of sanity surrounded by rot.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:42 PM (4pONO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (xJa6I)
Speaking of which, did you know that the British press cannot print anything about Elton John's sordid sex life because he successfully sued and got a legal injunction that forbids them from doing so?
They don't have a 1st Amendment over there.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:40 PM (4pONO)
This is true. England is not a free nation. It just dresses like one on weekends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:42 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:42 PM (fA1SL)
/and yes, he did say Islamic Terrorism.
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Thanks; I'm over there watching that now.
In the accompanying list of Selected Speech Highlights, there's this, which, sheesh, is appealing:
"Major portions of the world are in conflict and some, in fact, are going to hell"
Posted by: m at September 19, 2017 12:43 PM (9egmK)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2017 12:43 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:33 PM (FZYNt)
Perhaps, but at least I think President Trump will pardon him, unlike #43 and Libby!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 12:44 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Johnny at September 19, 2017 12:23 PM
~~~~~
Pretty sure they understand Austrian.
Posted by: JEF at September 19, 2017 12:44 PM (HiDrR)
Went over there for a week on vacation. The whole "you are tracked everywhere you go via licence(sic) plate" thing is seriously fucky.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:44 PM (HtLSE)
When you try very hard to be relevant it is a guarantee that soon you won't be. Churches have to try for timeless. It is sort of like the difference between fashion and style. Fashion goes out of fashion but style never goes out of style.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 19, 2017 12:44 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 19, 2017 12:44 PM (/YmAs)
That list is the kind of crap Quebeckers do all the time.
It's embarrassing because it show just how stupid they really are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2017 12:44 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:42 PM (fA1SL)
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FALSE DOCTRINE !
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:44 PM (lwiT4)
--
Oh yeah.
I can accept one guitar mass on Sunday, but it has to be early-ish.
As for the rest... I like big organs and I cannot lie!
/hahahaha. Pipe Organs. Which sounds even worse!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (FhXTo)
But at least, is that "One True God" thing still open for discussion?
Posted by: The Unitarian Universalists. at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (JKNZq)
Did you have a pirate-themed wedding? Did you dress as a pirate wench?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (4pONO)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (fceHP)
Been looking for you!!
You are hereby invited to the CenTexMoMee in Corsicana October 21st. Drop me an email if you'd like.
Txrebel60 at the gmail
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (FZYNt)
Cockodile Rock is a real toe tapper though
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 12:38 PM (lKyWE)
"Can You Feel the Glove Tonight"
"Saturday Night Alright For Sword Fighting"
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:42 PM (xJa6I)
The phrase British "subjects" has a deeper meaning!
Posted by: Geo. O'Rwell at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2017 12:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 12:46 PM (g+Dix)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:42 PM (fA1SL)
Only if we can go John Belushi in Animal House on them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:46 PM (493sH)
Went over there for a week on vacation. The whole "you are tracked everywhere you go via licence(sic) plate" thing is seriously fucky.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:44 PM (HtLSE)
I always wanted to visit but...things always intruded even when I had tickets paid for. Rabble.
Wanted to see it while it was still around. Probably too late, now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:46 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 12:46 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader
or a 2nd
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:40 PM (FZYNt)
Or a 4th of July.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 12:46 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (ODr92)
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (FZYNt)
Cockodile Rock is a real toe tapper though
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 12:38 PM (lKyWE)
"Can You Feel the Glove Tonight"
"Saturday Night Alright For Sword Fighting"
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (TOk1P)
"Don't go Raking my Yard"
Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: IC
did she wear evil heels?
Posted by: CNN at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: The Unitarian Universalists. at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (EyPfd)
=======================
Seriously. It baffles me that these people even get up on Sunday morning to go to "church". Why don't they just make pancakes and watch "Face the Nation"?
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (lwiT4)
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan is mort.
Posted by: Soothie at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (yx2TS)
Compounding the trouble is the fact that the PCUSA, IIRC, effectively "nationalized" many or most churches to the central ownership of the church. So, you may have a little church somewhere that would like to stay more orthodox but are still pretty liberal, populated by some old folks who aren't all in on Oneness sermons and rainbow flags - and they can't go anywhere. If they in their local church rebel, they get turfed out of the building - with no option to buy or work out an arrangement because "fuck 'em".
Evil on stilts, and PCUSA recognized practice at this point.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (HtLSE)
Pres. Trump's #UNGA speech "greatly escalated the danger we face from both Iran and North Korea"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: CNN at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (FZYNt)
Oh yes...sharp and pointy enough to dig your eyes out.
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (a0IVu)
I saw some Catholic groups were having a pretty fierce argument as to whether or not gluten-free communion wafers were allowable. One partisan actually said "Jesus gave his disciples Bread, he didn't give them rice crackers."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 12:48 PM (k1TUh)
No guitars, not on his watch.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:48 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:48 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (ODr92)
==========================
Amen.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:48 PM (lwiT4)
the government collects them once a month
and it BETTER be FULL comrade.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2017 12:48 PM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:32 PM (39g3+)
Yes.
It also gets in trouble by focusing on morality vs. the supernatural presence of Christ and his offer of help, power & love in a diseased, corrupted culture & world. Once someone becomes a Christ follower, morality comes into pic, but leading with condemnation & moral scoldings is not exactly offering the love and blessings of Christ. JMO
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 12:48 PM (Ae45Z)
Went over there for a week on vacation. The whole "you are tracked everywhere you go via licence(sic) plate" thing is seriously fucky.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:44 PM (HtLSE)
I always wanted to visit but...things always intruded even when I had tickets paid for. Rabble.
Wanted to see it while it was still around. Probably too late, now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:46 PM (xJa6I)
I still plan on visiting next year for the Farnborough Air Show & the 100th anniversary of the RAF.
Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 12:48 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Chris M
She needs to take a full year of Organic Chemistry in college, if she wants to go to Medical School. Whatever she majors in, she really needs to take that. If she doesn't, it's likely a deal breaker. Same thing for Veterinary school.
And she needs to get no lower grade than a "B" in O Chem to get in. This is a course that all Med Schools use as a metric to look at applicants.
They will also need O Chem for Biochemistry, which is a first year Med School course.
I never wanted to go to Med School, but a plethora of my friends did. That was a big difference about who got accepted and who didn't.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 12:48 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017
*
*
I don't think it's fair to compare Skankles to Captain Queeg like that. Queeg would have made a better president, at least.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2017 12:49 PM (kFO79)
Posted by: IMPEACHMENT!!!! at September 19, 2017 12:49 PM (/Suxi)
Posted by: Geo. O'Rwell at September 19, 2017 12:49 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (JKNZq)
Did you have a pirate-themed wedding? Did you dress as a pirate wench?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (4pONO)
I'm hoping she says "no".
That will be the start of a great story.
Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2017 12:50 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 12:50 PM (EyPfd)
And she needs to get no lower grade than a "B" in O Chem to get in. This is a course that all Med Schools use as a metric to look at applicants.
They will also need O Chem for Biochemistry, which is a first year Med School course.
I never wanted to go to Med School, but a plethora of my friends did. That was a big difference about who got accepted and who didn't.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 12:48 PM (vcOmj)
What about podiatry school?
Posted by: George Costanza at September 19, 2017 12:50 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at September 19, 2017 12:50 PM (vtcmf)
I still plan on visiting next year for the Farnborough Air Show & the 100th anniversary of the RAF.
Go to the RAF museum while you're at it, but also make sure to go to Brooklands.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:50 PM (HtLSE)
It always comes off like "Talk to Angry Dr. Freud Day."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 12:50 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 12:51 PM (O4wiF)
contributions to HSAs, give tax credits for HSAs, let HSAs buy more
stuff, have some new plans under Obamacare, sell across state lines
under Obamacare, and have Medicaid waivers for states operating under
Obamacare if the states have Innovative Obamacare Designs.
---
A bit of a rant:
Why does the government punish the self employed?
My dad was self employed, as am I. We not only have to pay estimated taxes, but get absolutely effed by health insurance. It's worse now that it's ever been.
Why does the government want to discourage people from being their own bosses and taking control of their own life? Why don't they at least level the playing field? I'm not asking for anything special, just the same sort of deal that others get. Or at least something reasonably close.
/rant off
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:51 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 12:52 PM (/Suxi)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at September 19, 2017 12:52 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Unitarian Universalists. at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (EyPfd)
=======================
Seriously. It baffles me that these people even get up on Sunday morning to go to "church". Why don't they just make pancakes and watch "Face the Nation"?
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (lwiT4)
Organic, locally-sourced gluten-free kale pancakes.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader
or a 2nd
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:40 PM (FZYNt)
Or a 4th of July.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 12:46 PM (JO9+V)
...........
or a Cinco de Quatro.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2017 12:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:35 PM (xJa6I)
Speaking of which, did you know that the British press cannot print anything about Elton John's sordid sex life because he successfully sued and got a legal injunction that forbids them from doing so?
They don't have a 1st Amendment over there.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:40 PM (4pONO)
They've got tougher defamation laws right? So they probably printed some false sex scandal about him or something and he sued and won and so they don't ever want to risk having him own their papers.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 12:53 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:53 PM (lwiT4)
Jack Chick was very confused about what people believed or stood for, but was genuinely most interested in saving souls. He had a real passion for people to be saved and turn away from sin, even if he was misguided at times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at September 19, 2017 12:53 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
we also would have accepted "act like Stephen Hawking Day"
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:53 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (JKNZq)
Did you have a pirate-themed wedding? Did you dress as a pirate wench?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (4pONO)
I'm hoping she says "no".
That will be the start of a great story.
Maybe she got tied to the gangbang plank.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 12:53 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 12:53 PM (cAnNx)
It wasn't a false scandal. It was true, FWIH. He just managed to win the court case.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:54 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (HtLSE)
Not just the PCUSA, but the Episcopal Church took over and wrecked some very old established churches that were more traditional Anglican, kicking the congregants to the curb!
Posted by: Geo. O'Rwell at September 19, 2017 12:54 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mr. Chicken at September 19, 2017 12:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 12:39 PM (JKNZq)
Did you have a pirate-themed wedding? Did you dress as a pirate wench?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (4pONO)
I'm hoping she says "no".
That will be the start of a great story.
Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2017 12:50 PM (Zs4uk)
She should have dressed as the haughty princess / aristocrat who loathes the dashing pirate when he first commandeers her ship, but then is drawn to his rugged masculinity and submits herself to him at the end.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2017 12:54 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
The original composition and performance of "Silent Night" was on a guitar in a German Church, because their pipe organ was broken one Christmas.
Sometime back there in the 19th Century. Can't see if from my backporch anymore, though.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 12:54 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Geo. O'Rwell at September 19, 2017 12:49 PM (gwPgz)
Contrary to popular belief, Presbyterians do have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 12:54 PM (rjrh3)
According to personality theory, women are "feeling" types. Which is why many are liberals. So really... 51% voting for a thinking man vs. voting for a whining emotional women is pretty amazing IMHO.
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:22 PM
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This was not a Reason vs. Feelings election at all, IMO.
I don't believe Trump presented himself as a "thinking" man nor did he represent rational efficiency the way, say, Romney did.
I'd say that the choice was between two feeling candidates, one genuine and one bogus. Emotion-based women rejected Hilary because they saw her (correctly) as a cold, robotic fake. She didn't really feeeel.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 12:55 PM (0jtPF)
"True" and "Legal" don't belong in the same sentence!
Posted by: Geo. O'Rwell at September 19, 2017 12:55 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 19, 2017 12:55 PM (e8kgV)
__________________________________
Legally, that's true.
Posted by: Bradford J. Irony, Esq. at September 19, 2017 12:56 PM (/Suxi)
Isn't that every day for the news media & the progressives & SJWs & Obama & well, lots & lots of people? Me thinks so.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 12:56 PM (Ae45Z)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader
or a 2nd
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 12:40 PM (FZYNt)
Or a 4th of July.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 12:46 PM (JO9+V)
...........
or a Cinco de Quatro.
Posted by: wth
Or ice cubes. Ice is a foreign commodity in old Blighty.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 12:56 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 12:56 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM (ArLxo)
Less words, delete everything before 'pancakes'.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM (gd1cy)
Noooo
We need to continue to support her belief in her political viability.
And strongly encourage her to recognize her relevance, and her need to best serve the Democratic party by running again in 2020.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:53 PM (39g3+)
You can find youtube videos of people acting out his anti-D&D one as a straightfaced parody. Pretty hilarious.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM (KUaJL)
enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean,
sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll
just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll
grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say "Do you know
that 'if' is the middle word in life? 'If you can keep your head when
all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust
yourself when all men doubt you'..." I mean, I'm no, I can't - I'm a
little man, I'm a little man, he's, he's a great man. "I should have
been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas" ...
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Hellen Keller at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM (/Suxi)
After a certain point in the season, being the spoiler is all you have to look forward to as a fan or player.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM (39g3+)
**Pssssssst** shibumi ...
Because it's you, we're going to let you in on the secret ... we want everyone hootenannyin' down on the tax plantation for us!
Posted by: 1984, Hillary! Revised Edition at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at September 19, 2017 12:52 PM (vtcmf)
It would go nicely with your sickle
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 12:58 PM (493sH)
Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock at September 19, 2017
*
*
And not just the plain out-and-out stupid, but people who (sometimes) are smart enough in other areas of their lives, and have lived long enough, to know better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2017 12:58 PM (kFO79)
"True" and "Legal" don't belong in the same sentence!
Posted by: Geo. O'Rwell at September 19, 2017 12:55 PM (gwPgz)
*Updates Dictionary of Newspeak appropriately*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 12:58 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 12:58 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2017 12:59 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 19, 2017 12:59 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Geo. O'Rwell at September 19, 2017 1
Sounds like a good guy. I wouldn't trust someone who couldn't laugh at it. I never trust people who can't laugh at themselves or see humor in things like the chart.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 12:59 PM (Ae45Z)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2017 12:59 PM (l9m7l)
____________________________________
Sometimes, when I drink way too much, I celebrate "Act Like Hillary Clinton on 9/11 Day."
Posted by: Stephen Hawking at September 19, 2017 12:59 PM (/Suxi)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 12:56 PM (zSVEm)
Butt stuff?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: The Unitarian Universalists. at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (EyPfd)
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Seriously. It baffles me that these people even get up on Sunday morning to go to "church". Why don't they just make pancakes and watch "Face the Nation"?
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (lwiT4)
Because then they'd be Catholics.
Posted by: buzzion - Papist at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM
I'm a waffle girl, myself.
Posted by: Winona at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 12:56 PM (zSVEm)
Butt stuff?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
DA/DV
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (vtcmf)
I agree, there was no rational or intellectual candidate for Hillary to run against in the general. There were a couple in the GOP primary, such as Jindal and Cruz, but not in the general.
She should have dressed as the haughty princess / aristocrat who loathes the dashing pirate when he first commandeers her ship, but then is drawn to his rugged masculinity and submits herself to him at the end.
Hawt
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I still see tons of Bernie bumper stickers in Columbus. He's some kind of folk hero to the socially deranged. Really, it's a cult. They feel morally vindicated, somehow.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:54 PM (NWiLs)
My staid 2nd generation (teetotal) Scots mother would agree.
She liked the Mathew 26:27 verse that said, "Drink ye, all of it!"
Don't think that counts as an Oxford comma, though. She did, however, disapprove of Whiskopalians!
Posted by: Geo. O'Rwell at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (gwPgz)
I forgot how good she was.
Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2017 12:59 PM (Zs4uk)
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Good song. Also,
Do you know they way to San Jose....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 01:01 PM (vg8iE)
A nation of Julias are much easier to control.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 01:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 01:01 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 19, 2017 12:59 PM (e8kgV)
Liberals use the word "we" like my fiance. When she says "we need to do something" what it means is "I want you to do something"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2017 01:01 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2017 12:58 PM (kFO79)
My Great Revelation after moving to Texas was that someone might do good at their job, and might even have a decent home life, but outside of that, they are the most clueless dumbfucks I have ever had the displeasure of coming across in my entire life.
And when I say clueless dumbfucks, I mean Obama and Hillary supporters. Their level of stupid can't be fixed.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 01:01 PM (Jcg9Q)
Even in Wyoming (and not just in Teton County), you can find the rare
vehicle with a Berne 2016 sticker on it. The Socialist tune is a sweet
syrupy siren song for the stupid.
Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock at September 19, 2017 12:57 PM (ArLxo)
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I always laugh when I see them on new $30K+ cars.
1) You first, jerk.
2) Do you think you're going to be immune because you support taking money from "the rich"? You bought a new car. Your bros know that YOU'RE the "rich" that they're targeting.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 01:01 PM (rjrh3)
UN translators: "America's Back, bitches."
Magnificent!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 19, 2017 01:01 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: The Unitarian Universalists. at September 19, 2017 12:45 PM (EyPfd)
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Seriously. It baffles me that these people even get up on Sunday morning to go to "church". Why don't they just make pancakes and watch "Face the Nation"?
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (lwiT4)
Organic, locally-sourced gluten-free kale pancakes.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:52 PM (NWiLs)
One of my favorite things ever was-
the time Kos, who was convinced that he would reign as THE VOICE OF THE LEFT for evah and evah.
Tried to get "Atheistic Progtard Churches" going-
to counter the influence of the eeeeeevil Christians.
He really pushed that idea for a while.
It still makes me laugh just thinking about it.
Atheist Churches is a bit like Ghey Marriage.
It kinda defeats the purpose of the whole thing-
the whole point of being gay is the (except for AIDS and STDs in general) consequence free sex with whomever strikes your fancy.
That's one, well maybe the main reason pretty much every all late period Elton John songs reference "freedom" and "talk one way or another about how family is a drag". Actually, he was doing that even as early as "Tumbleweed Connection".
Anyway I think I may have crossed streams here.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2017 01:02 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 01:02 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 01:02 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2017 01:02 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 01:03 PM (g+Dix)
It kinda defeats the purpose of the whole thing-
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Huh?
Posted by: Alcohol-free Beer and Decaffeinated Coffee at September 19, 2017 01:03 PM (/Suxi)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 01:02 PM (zSVEm)
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Yeah that's a good one.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 01:03 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 01:04 PM (zSVEm)
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she didn't want to get sent to the gulag!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 01:04 PM (Nwg0u)
1) You first, jerk.
2) Do you think you're going to be immune because you support taking money from "the rich"? You bought a new car. Your bros know that YOU'RE the "rich" that they're targeting.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 01:01 PM (rjrh3)
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I like to see genuine piece of shit cars with Obama stickers on them. I always say to myself, "After 8 years of that bliss, you are still driving that piece of shit."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 01:04 PM (vg8iE)
candidates, one genuine and one bogus. Emotion-based women rejected
Hilary because they saw her (correctly) as a cold, robotic fake. She
didn't really feeeel.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 12:55 PM (0jtPF)
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I think love of country and countrymen had a lot to do with it, too. Hillary made it known that she hated half of the country. It was supposed to be innocent virtue signaling and guilt-tripping.
Trump might think there are stupid people out there, but he loves them because they're his countrymen. And, like a dad, he calls them out because he loves them.
I've said it before, but I've never once doubted Trump's love and concern for the nation as a whole. That continues to go a long way with me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 01:05 PM (rjrh3)
That's the honeymoon, not the wedding ...
ymmv !
Posted by: Adriane the Matchmaking Critic ... at September 19, 2017 01:05 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 01:05 PM (/Suxi)
She's right you know.
Posted by: The New (and improved!) Black Panthers at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (326rv)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2017 01:01 PM (KUaJL)
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Or, as Mr.D. is wont to ask, "Is that 'we' with a capital Y?"
At which point we both crack up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (0jtPF)
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Most people just aren't tuned as finely as needed in order to detect it.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (lwiT4)
'Ooo....so, not Hindu? Well, better luck next time!'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (fA1SL)
The thing I've come to understand is that for the modern left, they cannot maintain the lifestyle they want unless there is a permanent serf underclass to serve them and give them their hot women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (39g3+)
And when I say clueless dumbfucks, I mean Obama and Hillary supporters. Their level of stupid can't be fixed.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017
*
*
There's an otherwise smart lady, a history Ph.D., who manages an institute on my campus. I have no idea if she voted for Skankles. But she told me yesterday she thought Obummer was the best president we'd ever had (as well as mentioning that Trump was an idiot).
So, yeah. You're right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (kFO79)
Streep-sweepers must now slowly drive up and down the boulevards of all major progressive urban enclaves to clean up the mess after all the leftist head-explosions. Brian matter everywhere.
Meanwhile, in TrumpUSA, the washing machines are now spinning away to wash all the underwear after everyone jizzed their pants in ecstasy.
This alone has made the election worth it.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM (DQ4Fv)
Back in 2012 I saw a fancy new car - maybe a Lexus? - that had a chrome "OBAMA" on its trunk. Wasn't sure if it was a mega-donor of campaign honcho is a company car.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM (zSVEm)
I tried to explain to some whippersnappers how she lost me forever with the cookies, Tammy Wynette sulky snark, but earned my unending wrath when, at a White House Tea a few weeks later, took the podium to welcome the attendees, and was shown on the local news here in DC holding a platter aloft and sneering "have some of the cookies, I BAKED THEM MYSELF."
I could have gotten over her clueless insults to Wynette Pugh, who, on her own talent and hard work, became an international success, as opposed to a Clinton's advantages (including coattailing her successful husband), even if I never would have voted for her in this dimension or galaxy.
But to then bake cookies anyway? And snark about it in sulky superior fashion?
No quarter given, nor asked.
(another woman who did not vote for her)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM (Elk67)
Posted by: RioBravo at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (SsblQ)
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Or they can't make sense through the Scottish accent.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM (lwiT4)
With the NRA sticker in the back window.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM (EyPfd)
At which point we both crack up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (0jtPF)
I'm stealing that.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM (KUaJL)
Sounds like heaven
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 12:56 PM (zSVEm)
Butt stuff?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
DA/DV
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2017 01:00 PM (FZYNt)
I think that blows past 'reform'.
Shudder.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 01:08 PM (xJa6I)
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This is about me, isn't it??
Posted by: Meryl Streep at September 19, 2017 01:08 PM (vg8iE)
The people driving the POS are the dupes and the less crafty FSA. The first group, you can feel sorry for - I knew a girl, her mom was poor, single, white, "christian", thought she was standing with Barack for all the good things and healing, spent eight years getting shat on with all other poor whites none the wiser.
The newer car with the Obama sticker or Bernie: RAGE
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 01:08 PM (HtLSE)
But the typo works too. Put Meryl Streep in gray overalls and make her sweep the streets so she can experience living in her imagined socialist utopia.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 01:08 PM (DQ4Fv)
modern left, they cannot maintain the lifestyle they want unless there
is a permanent serf underclass to serve them and give them their hot
women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (39g3+)
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And just like that they seem to be quite logical.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 19, 2017 01:08 PM (SsblQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26nJjNDsbmk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 01:09 PM (iVOAv)
LOL Hillary now said in an interview that women voted for Trump because
they were under pressure from their fathers, boyfriends and husbands.
She's right you know.
Posted by: The New (and improved!) Black Panthers at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (326rv)
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Yes, husbands everywhere threatened to withhold sex from their wives if they didn't vote for Trump. That's exactly how that works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 01:09 PM (rjrh3)
At which point we both crack up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (0jtPF)
I'm stealing that.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM (KUaJL)
Oh yeah.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 01:09 PM (dCikz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 01:10 PM (EyPfd)
from their wives if they didn't vote for Trump. That's exactly how that
works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College
Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 01:09 PM (rjrh3)
If I am using my mind powers for something, I am getting boobies and sammiches, not wasting it on Trump. He can get his own boobies and sammiches.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 01:05 PM (rjrh3)
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Indeed --- and that's why I think he could appeal to emotion-based LIVs too.
Hillary's feelings, to the extent that she ever revealed credible ones, were all about HER. She could not convince people she genuinely cared about anyone or anything else.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (0jtPF)
And she needs to get no lower grade than a "B" in O Chem to get in. This is a course that all Med Schools use as a metric to look at applicants.
They will also need O Chem for Biochemistry, which is a first year Med School course.
Yeah. Organic Chemistry is *the* weed-out course for pre-med students. It's annoyingly difficult in that it feels like mostly rote memorization of tons of reactions. Also it's mostly populated by people that want to go to medical school so the competition for the grades is pretty fierce (or it was back when I went to college...get off my lawn!).
Posted by: GMan at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (sxq57)
Lysistrata III: The Mansexuals
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (HtLSE)
The video I watched had altered the coloring so that his skin looked almost cherry red. The left is both loathsome and sophomoric. They are resorting to desperate tactics to male him appear less presidential.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma
What makes the red Trump red?
Who changed the color tone?
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Brian Matter at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (IqV8l)
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So, Hillary is looking at all women and saying "She
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (/Suxi)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 01:12 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 01:12 PM (gd1cy)
Hahahahaha. Many men I know would love that line.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 01:12 PM (Ae45Z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2017 01:12 PM (kFO79)
There are still a few places a conservative Christian can go.
EG BYU, or Hillsdale.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 01:12 PM (jhqr1)
Do they have any other kind?
As for the Pittsburg thing...students can request the sun, moon, and stars to all be made out of cotton candy, and a pop machine on every corner. The key is when given a list of stupid demands how the president responds to it. Are they a man or are they a mouse? Most have shrunk down to mice lately and are destroying their institutions.
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2017 01:12 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 01:04 PM (zSVEm)
Nooooo!!!!!
Posted by: Sonobi at September 19, 2017 01:13 PM (dCikz)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 01:06 PM (lwiT4)
I'll take five weeks of "Onward, Christian Soldiers."
And not just because it was composed by Arthur Sullivan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2017 01:13 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2017 01:13 PM (hvf9s)
The video I watched had altered the coloring so that his skin looked almost cherry red. The left is both loathsome and sophomoric. They are resorting to desperate tactics to male him appear less presidential.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma
What makes the red Trump red?
Who changed the color tone?
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (DQ4Fv)
Master Blaster?
Wait, no, that's 'who rules Bartertown?'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 01:13 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 01:09 PM (iVOAv)
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That's funny. I'm going to bookmark it. On a side note, "Jesus Loves Me" is one of my funeral songs. I have it written down.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 01:13 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 19, 2017 01:13 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 12:47 PM (HtLSE)
That was true in the 1970s when the a bunch of "rogue" churches split off from the PCUSA and formed the PCA. Congregants discovered the locks had been changed on their churches because the buildings were owned by the denomination, not the local congregation. It was a bitter pill to swallow. This was one of the first things PCA polity changed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 19, 2017 01:13 PM (4pONO)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 01:13 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2017 01:12 PM (hvf9s)
Yes. Cowards.
Posted by: C at September 19, 2017 01:14 PM (dCikz)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 01:07 PM
Should I worry?
Posted by: Pastoral sheep at September 19, 2017 01:14 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 01:15 PM (zOpu5)
they were under pressure from their fathers, boyfriends and husbands.
Hahaha! Man I hope she never goes away. The proverbial gift what keeps on gifting.
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 01:15 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 19, 2017 01:15 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 01:16 PM (cAnNx)
Who changed the color tone?
Who put the rock in the rock-it, man?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2017 01:17 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: sunny-dee at September 19, 2017 01:18 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 01:08 PM (DQ4Fv)
Not quite as good as that image, but there is an episode of Portlandia with Sarah McLachlan and Aimee Mann as maids.
Posted by: cool breeze at September 19, 2017 01:19 PM (TKf/P)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2017 01:23 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: GMan at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (sxq57)
Then it was badly taught. There are only seven types of reactions; teaching reaction chemistry from a mechanistic viewpoint makes it simple and straightforward. No memorization involved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 01:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: GMan at September 19, 2017 01:11 PM (sxq57)
Then it was badly taught. There are only seven types of reactions; teaching reaction chemistry from a mechanistic viewpoint makes it simple and straightforward. No memorization involved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 01:28 PM (SRKgf)
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I tend to agree. It's sometimes intentionally taught badly, because the professors are assholes who resent teaching students who are there because its a big prereq for med school. My esperience was desperately trying to keep up with the prof, copying what he wrote on the board before he erased it and trying to understand my notes afterwards. Looking back, its an interesting subject, one I might have considered as a focus of study if that entire department were not almost completely composed of that type of professor.
Posted by: Jackal at September 19, 2017 01:37 PM (Y+QB2)
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