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What Happened? (MJ)
Talk about a book no one will read. Jeez. This whole explanation tour and accompanying excuses for Hillary's big fat whiff is as embarrassing as the time she tried to tell an urban radio show that she carries hot sauce in her purse to prove she was down for the struggle.
Or the time she went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to proclaim her robust health and then passed out and got chucked into van like a side of beef just two weeks later. Or the time she got roasted by Donny Two Scoops at the Red Dinner. Or the time she tried to create moments of spontaneity by taking a road trip in an all black, government style, secret service protected 'scooby van' to Iowa to mix it up with ordinary folks. The list goes on and on. She's cringe inducing x nervous laughter, to the ninth power of infinity. But the title of her book, which sucks, reminded me of something Jennifer Palmieri said at the Harvard IOP conference--a forum that serves as a first draft of history of the campaign from its most prominent figures, minus the candidates....so I think it's a big part of what happened to Hillary-- and that's why when you hear people today say things like, 'there's something about her I just don't like, there's something about her I just don't trust.' And if you look back at the interviews from the 1992 campaign with man on the street interviews you'll see people saying, 'you know there's something about her I just don't like, there's something about her I just don't trust.' And, I think it's how challenging of a person she was as a baby boomer and a first woman.Palmieri, bless her heart, was trying to explain that Hillary! was so awesome that she had no peer and therefore couldn't be measured or compared to mere mortals. In truth, she hit it directly on the head the first time. People don't like Hillary. Not 25 years ago and not today. FYNQ.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 07:37 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 07:37 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 07:39 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 07:39 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 07:40 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at September 10, 2017 07:40 PM (ANIFC)
awesome that she had no peer and therefore couldn't be measured or
compared to mere mortals.
And Valerie Jarrett claimed Obama was so dang brilliant it was off the charts, mere mortals and regular tasks bored him silly.
What s it with these fluffers -- thinking we'll by their warped, worshipful opinion of their chosen Dear Leader?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 07:41 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2017 07:41 PM (n6gcM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 10, 2017 07:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2017 07:41 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Locarno at September 10, 2017 07:41 PM (HhYvn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 07:41 PM (9tO1t)
Scary thought.
Thank you, DJT.
You didn't need the hassle, the expense, the castigation.
You even declined your pay.
Thanks DJT!
Posted by: navybrat at September 10, 2017 07:42 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 10, 2017 07:42 PM (2wRtc)
- Trump
- A campaign staff with the confidence of a million Olympic gold medalists and the talent of a billion brain damaged baby baboons
- You have the looks of 85-year-old Lena Dunham matched with the personality of a hyperarrogant severely retarted jackass who's just drank 9 triple-caf Frappucinos
...I'm sure the Horde can go on...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 07:42 PM (eMKNe)
She has my full confidence.
Posted by: Bill Shillady at September 10, 2017 07:43 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: 4nonblondes at September 10, 2017 07:43 PM (/qEW2)
Heh.
Goes right along with "I take responsibility for Benghazi but no one will be fired and it was because of a video, and really, what difference does it make?"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 07:44 PM (W+vEI)
I want her to be the Democratic albatross that the Party begs to just STFU.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2017 07:44 PM (EyPfd)
Other then taking Bill's filth to term, she has nothing she can call her own.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 10, 2017 07:44 PM (5VlCp)
the last chapter of what the fuck happened."
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 07:45 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2017 07:45 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2017 07:45 PM (eIQHF)
"First woman" traditionally meant Eve, as in "the first man and first woman". This PC language can be amusing.
Posted by: pst314 at September 10, 2017 07:45 PM (qbKbl)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 07:46 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 07:46 PM (9tO1t)
For my part, I'm waiting for the movie. What's the over/under on how many Oscars it wins?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2017 07:47 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 10, 2017 07:47 PM (nBr1j)
She knows the location and story of every skeleton in every closet inside the beltway.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 07:47 PM (3myMJ)
The only thing she's got going is the woman's card. And the beautiful thing is that women don't like her.
https://youtu.be/8KN6W84ZvPo
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2017 07:47 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: freaked at September 10, 2017 07:47 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 07:48 PM (ANIFC)
Please, more of this! A book tour, interviews, remind us exactly why we're so dang pleased that we don't have to listen to this charmless harridan's every pronouncement every damn day from the WH
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 07:48 PM (W+vEI)
Too bad Larry Correia already trademarked that line in another context . . .
Posted by: Wes S. at September 10, 2017 07:49 PM (fkk6h)
Trump should put out a book titled You Lost.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 10, 2017 07:50 PM (gEvQ8)
Jeb? Ted? Marco? Kasich?
Toast, all of them.
Posted by: navybrat at September 10, 2017 07:50 PM (w7KSn)
Repubs will be thrilled, Dems inconsolable. Perfect.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 07:50 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2017 07:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 07:46 PM (LuKE7)
Fear.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 10, 2017 07:51 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: RS at September 10, 2017 07:51 PM (CNQqJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2017 07:51 PM (oVJmc)
Of course, this publishing event has inspired a number of gag books, such as The Achievements of Hillary Clinton, which is pretty funny especially if some humorless scolds do not get the joke. Like this unhappy purchaser:
This is a sham book....it is nothing but blank pages with a picture of trump laughing. ...if you really are a Hillary supporter, DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!! It is published by Cro.O Ked Publications. I would return it but I don't want to pay to send it back. Amazon should be ashamed of itself for selling this book as a legitimate book. Obviously, this was printed by the koah or merser brothers. DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!!!
What Happened (Really) to Hillary Rodham Clinton: The Actual Evidence Supporting Her 34 Reasons For Losing the 2016 Election (President Obama Journals) is another page full of blanks, other than the chapter headings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 07:51 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: navybrat at September 10, 2017 07:51 PM (w7KSn)
Right about the time that real polls started filtering through the bubble polls and the staff was freaking the fcuk out.
Epic.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 10, 2017 07:51 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: 3rd Grade Dropout at September 10, 2017 07:52 PM (Own3Y)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 10, 2017 07:52 PM (gEvQ8)
She makes the JEF and Mooch look almost lifelike.
Kind of like how nobody has ever out Yoko-ed Yoko Ono.
What a thoroughly detestable human being she is. I shudder to think what kind of carnage she would be wreaking if she were in the Oval Office.
(prolly be burying my hypothetical firearms and ammo in PVC tubes all over the place)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at September 10, 2017 07:53 PM (zHa+P)
Free Beacon, "Clinton Was So Confident of Victory She Bought Second Home in Chappaqua to Accommodate White House Staff"
http://tinyurl.com/y8s9dfbr
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 10, 2017 07:53 PM (fA1SL)
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That's what I think. Same with Lerner.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 10, 2017 07:53 PM (Itc1k)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (jm1YL)
This is good. We think of liberals as dupes, useful idiots, but Hillary isn't even able to fool liberals that she is really on their side.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (/qEW2)
OT: Looting in Ft. Lauderdale. Shoe store. Bet they aren't stealing work boots. Ha! Sometimes I crack myself up...
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (qul7b)
Nah, not a mystery. Money. The Clintons have been using their foundation, her PACs to fund other Democrat candidates' national campaigns. She was doing that from the get-go as a NY Senator, making sure House and Senate incumbents were flush with Clinton ca$h. They all owe her.
Same goes for people in the MSM and elsewhere in DC. Money and/or political influence (say, getting you or a loved one a job, into a school, etc.) at just the right moment buys you a lot of good will and the Clintons know just how to do it.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 10, 2017 07:55 PM (5VlCp)
Bill is the better liar and more charming, so he could hide it better...for a while.
Hillary was thrown off the House Watergate committee back in 1974 for "unethical conduct" when she was fresh out of Law School.
She's a habitual liar, even when she doesn't have to be.
I could go on, but it's not just because she's "a woman".
Margaret Chase Smith (R Senator, Maine) was nominated for the Presidency at the Republican convention in 1964, and they all applauded her (at the convention, she lost of course) because she had the respect of the Party.
I didn't care for Geraldine Ferraro's politics, running as Walter Mondales VP, but she was a fairly honest politician.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 10, 2017 07:55 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (jm1YL)
Head of a an women's college by day, serial killer at night
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 07:55 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (jm1YL)
Every bit as horrible, simply less prominent. A screechy banshee defense attorney winning cases for child rapers and uncle fuckers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at September 10, 2017 07:55 PM (zHa+P)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner with Classified Documents on His Laptop at September 10, 2017 07:55 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 07:56 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2017 07:56 PM (Bllk5)
They're starving and eating boot leather in Ft. Lauderdale!!!!
Posted by: Shemp Slipitin Smith at September 10, 2017 07:56 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (jm1YL)
Crew cut dyke walking a yippy mutt down Castro street.
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at September 10, 2017 07:56 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2017 07:57 PM (EyPfd)
Speaking of baseball, Kate Upton and I are one step closer to crossing paths and completing our destiny. Verlander now playing for the Astros.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 07:57 PM (LuKE7)
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Jeffrey Wells has been spooking me lately.
He's been attending film festivals and (a) hasn't really posted about politics, and (b) panned both "It" and "Suburbicon."
OTOH, he's creaming himself about the upcoming Jennifer Lawrence flick "mother!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 07:57 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 07:57 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: John Podesta, who thinks IT security is big joke at September 10, 2017 07:58 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2017 07:58 PM (n6gcM)
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2017 07:59 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Test, who threw the primary to Hillary at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (ILitO)
I've had so many meltdowns in his comment section at his blog, Hollywood Elsewhere, it's not even funny anymore.
But fuck it-- the guy knows his movies. And I can't tell you how many new flicks his blog has informed me of...
such as, THIS one: :-)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I,_Tonya
Margot Robbie plays Tonya Harding. Yes, it's real.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (Bllk5)
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (sdi6R)
Wait. Wut. Some network is remaking The Greatest American Hero? And....get this guys.... they are putting an AMAZING twist in it.....
...the Hero is gonna be a girl. !!!!!!!! Holy snikeeeez
Did not see that coming....
Posted by: I See Super Strong Smart Lena Dunham standing on my driveway in Booty Shorts...Sweet Jeebus what fre at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (tDTdL)
Posted by: Jack Sock
If you play this right, one day you'll 7/10s of a second to catch her eye and steal her away.
Don't fuck it up.
Posted by: Shemp Slipitin Smith at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: redenzo at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:01 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Seth Rich, who leaked the DMC e-mails and was killed for it at September 10, 2017 08:01 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 08:01 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (FQKBL)
What makes you think her pantsuit is empty?
Posted by: Hillary's diaper at September 10, 2017 08:01 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:01 PM (2NqXo)
But I admit, I 100% understand why she doesn't want to run.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:01 PM (eMKNe)
Kate Upton and I are one step closer to crossing paths and completing our destiny. Verlander now playing for the Astros.
Posted by: Jack Sock
I so want you to motorboat her. For hours. Days. :-)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:02 PM (EgOr3)
So, you say Bernie was mean? Whoa. Trump too? Goddamn. Men hate her? Wow.
You mean, there's some sort of cosmic law that Bernie needed to step aside and Trump shoulda played the game like Jeb! was supposed to? Or that her hot sauce carrying, woman card playing act is supposed to work on men?
News to me.
Fuck off, Hillary. Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has them and they all stink.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 10, 2017 08:03 PM (DQdye)
...the Hero is gonna be a girl. !!!!!!!! Holy snikeeeez
Did not see that coming....
Posted by: I See Super Strong Smart Lena Dunham standing on my driveway in Booty Shorts...Sweet Jeebus what fre
At least now the tights will make more sense. (Was one of the gags in the original series with William Katt and Robert Culp.) ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:03 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:03 PM (ILitO)
Something along the lines of Gloria Allred, perhaps? Or Nancy Grace?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 08:03 PM (W+vEI)
You might want to have her shower, first.
Just a thought.
Posted by: Justin Verlander at September 10, 2017 08:03 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: That Giant Glob of Congealed Mucus Hillary Spit into a Glass at September 10, 2017 08:04 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:04 PM (ILitO)
Hillz admits she didn't write a concession speech.
Why would she? She was 50 points ahead in her own mind.
And she's not going to be a candidate again, she says.
Don't know about that, but I am reasonably sure that Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States of America.
Posted by: mindful webworker's $0.02 + tax at September 10, 2017 08:04 PM (d/5DH)
Something along the lines of Gloria Allred, perhaps? Or Nancy Grace?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 08:03 PM (W+vEI)
Cat lady.
Posted by: Hillary's diaper at September 10, 2017 08:04 PM (nBr1j)
She looks like The Grinch's sister.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:04 PM (3mpTJ)
No word on them wanting her to EBOD though.
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2017 08:05 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (Bllk5)
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Don't you mean whinnying?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 08:05 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at September 10, 2017 08:05 PM (uU9xW)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 10, 2017 08:05 PM (n6gcM)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 10, 2017 08:05 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2017 08:05 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 10, 2017 07:54 PM (FQKBL)
It's also why they didn't feel compelled to vote for her because she's a woman. Their experience has been so different from women who came of age between WWII and the millennium. They don't feel like second class citizens. Hillary might as well have asked them to go burn some bras with her.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:05 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2017 08:05 PM (Enq6K)
Which is what makes this sooooo tasty. She's never gonna do that. Haha, sucks to be them!
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:06 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:06 PM (ILitO)
YOU ARE ALL DEAD. ALL OF YOU.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT LISTEN?
I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY NOW.
Posted by: THE WEATHER CHANNEL at September 10, 2017 08:06 PM (2wRtc)
Hillary 2018: I'm not going to be a candidate
Hillary 1/2019-3/2019: I'm not going to be a candidate
Hillary 4/2019-5/2019: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hillary 6/2019: I'M A CANDIDATE!!!!!!!!1!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:06 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 08:06 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 10, 2017 08:07 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Hillary's diaper at September 10, 2017 08:04 PM (nBr1j)
Hey, don't drag us into this.
Posted by: Cats at September 10, 2017 08:07 PM (Zd2ZF)
I would honestly give anything to see video of her reaction when she realized she lost.
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 08:06 PM (ANIFC)
Oh, hell, yeah! I'd actually pay to see it.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:07 PM (EgOr3)
No self-respecting cat would want anything to do with her (okay, maybe sharpening claws on her legs and barfing up a hairball on her shoes).
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2017 08:08 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:08 PM (ILitO)
That's what Hillary looked like when she realized she lost.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:08 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 08:08 PM (3myMJ)
There, I've used the word five times. I own it now.
Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2017 08:08 PM (lZIMg)
Can't possibly be better than The Young Turks Election Night Highlights.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:08 PM (3mpTJ)
She looks like The Grinch's sister.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:04 PM (3mpTJ)
Yup...Condi is one ugly mofo.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 10, 2017 08:08 PM (5VlCp)
Kind of reminds me of Mrs VIA when we met.
Of course, Mrs VIA is still 29, and hasn't changed a bit in the last 25 years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2017 08:09 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:09 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2017 08:09 PM (n6gcM)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 10, 2017 08:09 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: THE WEATHER CHANNEL at September 10, 2017 08:09 PM (2wRtc)
1) No one had seen anything like 2016 before.
2) We are in a fight for nation.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 10, 2017 08:09 PM (Itc1k)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 10, 2017 08:09 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: redenzo
I don't want a woman President at all costs. That is obviously insane. Do I want a ginger president even if they are an axe wielding homicidal maniac?
"Dear, her records and policy stances are what should determine whether she should be president, and her record and policies are so off base that it outweighs the fact that she is a woman. And the fact that she is a woman doesn't even carry any weight as to whether she should be president"
Honestly. It's like all the men Presidents are like urine collecting in the bladder of feminists, and as soon as a woman is elected, they will breathe a sigh of relief. But this is insane. Maybe gender was a factor in the past, and it shouldn't have been. That's too bad. Well, it STILL should NOT BE a factor.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 10, 2017 08:09 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 08:06 PM (ANIFC)
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Remember the opening scene in Jaws when the girl realizes she's being eaten? Something like that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 10, 2017 07:44 PM (5VlCp)
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you misspelled "Ward Hubble"...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (dL2qb)
Can't possibly be better than The Young Turks Election Night Highlights.
Embrace the power of and.
Posted by: Infidel at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (mxS7w)
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 08:06 PM (ANIFC)
Oh, hell, yeah! I'd actually pay to see it.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:07 PM (EgOr3)
I'd love to see the entire evening, and be able to watch the mood slowwwly deflate, then the panic set in.... I still watch the replays on youtube of the election night coverage of MSNBC, Young Turks, etc
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (yE+j4)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:11 PM (KP5rU)
I'd love to see the entire evening, and be able
to watch the mood slowwwly deflate, then the panic set in.... I still
watch the replays on youtube of the election night coverage of MSNBC,
Young Turks, etc
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (yE+j4)
Yes! Interspersed with clips of all the crying and disbelief. Especially Martha Ratass, who was my favorite weeper on that wonderful night.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:12 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary Field!!11!! at September 10, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2017 08:13 PM (89T5c)
CAT FUCKING 2?
THAT WONT EVEN WASH OFF THE FUCKING POLLEN
WHY IS THE DIRECTOR OF THE CENTRAL HURRICANE CENTER
OF CENTRAL HURRICANE KNOWLEDGE AND ADVANCED WARNING BRILLIANCE CRYING?
WHY ARE YOU
FUCKING CRYING?
Posted by: THE WEATHER CHANNEL at September 10, 2017 08:13 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 10, 2017 08:13 PM (6Ll1u)
121: condi would be a terrible president. thought she wanted to be nfl commish.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:11 PM (KP5rU)
Could not agree more. Was it nfl or mlb? I can't remember.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:13 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:13 PM (ILitO)
...the Hero is gonna be a girl. !!!!!!!! Holy snikeeeez
Did not see that coming....
Posted by: I See Super Strong Smart Lena Dunham standing on my driveway in Booty Shorts...Sweet Jeebus what fre at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (tDTdL)
Not just a wymyn but an Indian (dot) wymyn playing the part. Check those boxes, baby!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2017 08:14 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 10, 2017 07:44 PM (5VlCp)
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you misspelled "Ward Hubble"...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (dL2qb)
Damn....I stand corrected. That fat bastard Ward is definitely the daddy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 10, 2017 08:14 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (yE+j4)
The TYT election night video always makes me feel better.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 10, 2017 08:15 PM (rvNNy)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:15 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:13 PM (ILitO)
The thought of Bill get a BJ while the loss was being announced amuses me.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 10, 2017 08:15 PM (nBr1j)
Yeah, go with that D's.
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2017 08:15 PM (Enq6K)
Q: Did you hurt your finger
JJ Watts: Yeah, in the 2nd quarter. The bone came through the skin, no big deal.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 10, 2017 08:15 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:13 PM (ILitO)
So how is that different from any other night at House Clinton?
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 08:15 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Andrew 'Dice' Clay at September 10, 2017 08:15 PM (Own3Y)
No.
It's bad enough we let you people Vote.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:16 PM (3mpTJ)
Thing is, Bill isn't even a very good liar.
He drops characteristic tells all over the place.
Remember his deathless declaration about how he "didn't inhale" while smoking weed? Sure, buddy. Try again. Or his red-faced, finger-pointing tirade in which he insisted he "did not have sex with that woman"? Do you know anyone at all who was taken in by that?
The reason Bill got away with brazenly lying time and again was (a) the news media filled with liberal Baby Boomers determined that no touch of scandal afflict the first liberal Boomer to have a chance at the presidency, and (b) Ross Perot.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2017 08:17 PM (ujwCG)
I feel cheated that we didn't get her 3a.m. concession speech.
I stayed up late waiting to see it live.
Think we deserved that after the contentious campaign. Was worried she was up to behind the scenes shenanigans in order to steal the presidency (but I guess there weren't enough car trunk n which the Dems could find more ballots FTW? :eek
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 08:17 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: BebeDahl at September 10, 2017 08:17 PM (yNyJy)
JJ Watts: Yeah, in the 2nd quarter. The bone came through the skin, no big deal.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 10, 2017 08:15 PM (LTHVh)
I love that dude. Wish he was a Patriot. And, he's raised over $30 million for hurricane relief. Finest kind of young man, right there.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:17 PM (EgOr3)
More Kennedys
More Clintons
More Bushes
More Obamas
More Bidens
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2017 08:18 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 07:46 PM (LuKE7)
The real mystery: why Bill married her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (dL2qb)
Damn....I stand corrected. That fat bastard Ward is definitely the daddy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
----
Based on the visual evidence presented I don't doubt it but, what the hell was he thinking?
I mean, I'm all for fun and I have been blind wasted once or twice but I have never been that hard up.
I honestly don't get it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2017 08:18 PM (tr2D7)
Chelsea/Mooch 2020! How's that for diversity? ("Chelsea" referring to either Hillary's spawn or Xs. Manning, depending which box you want to tick.)
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2017 08:19 PM (3C9q2)
...when its on a barrier island straight in the teeth of the storm
https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/906299838802915328
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:19 PM (39g3+)
(sounds like "Something about Mary")
let's see ... she did some research paper about Saul Alinsky tactics, a commie style subversive who got ideas from Al Capone ... that might be one distasteful thing.
she got fired from the Watergate investigation and her own Democrat peeps called her deceptive and treacherous, or some such
The blow and hookers flowing through the Little Rock mansion, and the hidden Rose papers later found in the White House ... hmmm, nothing curious about that, even if CIA was part and parcel.
pretty long list ... what is said is that this corrupt lying woman was chosen by the commie left ... and fully supported by our deep state syndicate.
Why does ANYONE support her that is not part of the deep state and/or globalist regime? Well, they may fear being prosecuted Soviet style by the IRS/CIA/FBI etc, pick the poison. Or being deep-sixed if one makes waves. But is submission for fear of Soros/Rosenstein/Mueller mafia going to win the day?
Maybe ... but the end game is not finished yet. It will get messy. They seem to have Trump by the short ones, but that is not the last hurrah.
http://tinyurl.com/yc6lqhm7
Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2017 08:19 PM (yKAUL)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:19 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (yE+j4)
What makes it all the sweeter is the well-documented hubris her campaign displayed on election day, popping champagne corks and high-fiving each other before the polls closed.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (yE+j4)
Seems to me someone here linked to a video compilation of election night news. I'll see if I can find it.
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (LuKE7)
Her linking Bernie Sanders to the Macedonians (I'm not joking).
Is there anything Macedonians *can't* do?
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (GsAUU)
Hey with a copy of Road & Crack and a petri dish, you too could have been a baby daddy for the turkey baster.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (D0riW)
hubris her campaign displayed on election day, popping champagne corks
and high-fiving each other before the polls closed.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (2NqXo)
'Member the giant celebratory fireworks display? LOL!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:21 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:21 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at September 10, 2017 08:21 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:21 PM (3mpTJ)
XO
Jeb! Bush
please clap
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 10, 2017 08:21 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2017 08:21 PM (6FqZa)
I've been in the driver's seat the entire campaign but in a sudden and shocking development during my victory party, I lose!
OK, I'm calm, no worries, these things happen. I won't speak and concede tonight, but not because I'm not fine. I'mm jusst fiiiiine.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 08:22 PM (3myMJ)
158; too bad he has to waste his career playing for a semi pro team. jj deserves better. he is a good dude.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (KP5rU)
Can you imagine him on a Belichick team? Mama mia, that would rock so hard.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:22 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:22 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at September 10, 2017 08:22 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:23 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:23 PM (39g3+)
Build a stable economy?
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:21 PM (3mpTJ)
--Which make's Hitlery's paranoia about them all the funnier.
Mark Steyn has been having a field day with that.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Alexander the Great at September 10, 2017 08:24 PM (3C9q2)
I cannot gauge all of Hillary's motives. I think deep down before whatever her loses and griefs and woundings were she wanted to be a good person and make a positive difference in the lives of people. However, I think all her loses and griefs have made her a very angry and bitter person and that she thinks (subconsciously perhaps) that her loses will be made up with power and getting back at people who hurt and betrayed her, but she can't do that since some of the people who hurt her are dead. For a person who claims religious faith I don't know that as an adult-as opposed to a girl in Confirmation class) she has ever repented of her sins and submitted herself to Christ daily.
if I thought there was some way to reach her I would volunteer to be her Spiritual advisor. I'm far, far from perfect, but I would do that because I think I might be some help to her and unlike so many people in her life I don't want her political patronage or need to be paid off
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2017 08:24 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: ShainS at September 10, 2017 08:24 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2017 08:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:25 PM (39g3+)
p.s. has anyone turned on orville to turn it off. bombarooney..
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 10, 2017 08:26 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at September 10, 2017 08:22 PM (3mpTJ)
First let me say that was quality witty snark. Now to be a dick. Should be since 1788.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:26 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:26 PM (KP5rU)
158; too bad he has to waste his career playing for a semi pro team. jj deserves better. he is a good dude.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (KP5rU)
Can you imagine him on a Belichick team? Mama mia, that would rock so hard.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:22 PM (EgOr3)
--Did someone above mention that J.J.'s brother had a great debut for Pittsburgh?
Watt and Kareem hunt made great introductions.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:26 PM (GsAUU)
They don't go with white chocolate as well as they go with dark chocolate ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at September 10, 2017 08:27 PM (AoK0a)
That's like the Zapruder film of "side of beef" movies.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 10, 2017 08:27 PM (O5Q3r)
Bring home a Ms Universe title?
Whatever, girl-friend. *snaps*
Posted by: Hephaestion at September 10, 2017 08:27 PM (6FqZa)
It's the high regard that the left insists is due her that turns us off.
Posted by: Emmie at September 10, 2017 08:27 PM (ZapPq)
I so want the Cowboys to lose, at home, in prime time.
Way too damn many of their fans at work.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)
Plus, isn't Ace a Giants' fan? If he still has the strength to watch, what with his new health regime and all.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:27 PM (EgOr3)
That will piss some people off.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 08:27 PM (3myMJ)
---
She tried to put a bottle of hot sauce in her purse, but her Amulet of Whiteness threw it back out.
Posted by: Cats at September 10, 2017 08:28 PM (Zd2ZF)
I am pretty sure that I remember that odd moment when he pointed a finger at one of the guys from the old "McNeil and Lehrer Report" and said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman... Ms Lewinsky..."
which was a double jerk: because (a) 'sexual relations' can specifically refer to PIV intercourse, which they apparently didn't have and (b) I like how he felt it was necessary to specify that he was talking about the 'portly pepperpot' and not his wife.
but let's not forget about Billy J coaching his secretary. You could always see and hear everything, right..? He got tons of credit for things that Gingrich and the Repubs forced on him.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 10, 2017 08:28 PM (ILitO)
***
Isn't Lilith the first woman? You know the demon that steal children?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2017 08:28 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:21 PM (EgOr3)
At least they had enough sense to pull the plug on that one.
Who ever heard of such a thing?
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:28 PM (2NqXo)
Hillary probably has severe, SEVERE mental issues, and what's worse, she thinks some of her worst traits are her best assets, rather than liabilities. She wouldn't, won't and will never accept real help from anyone, also IMHO, at this stage.
The only person anymore who can fix Hillary is Hillary, and I doubt she will ever do it. Too egotistical, too painful, too far gone down all the wrong paths.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:29 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 10, 2017 08:29 PM (Zd2ZF)
I kinda doubt it. She gives off a bad vibe, kinda like that old guy that lives alone in the house down the street and kept offering you candy as a kid, if you'd come in and play with him? Just something is wrong there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:29 PM (GsAUU)
Who ever heard of such a thing?
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:28 PM (2NqXo)
And they pulled that plug, what, a day or maybe two, before the election? They knew. She had to know.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:29 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 08:29 PM (ANIFC)
Joseph Rago, who was investigating Hillary Clinton, found murdered in NY apartment.
At least she can still do that.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 10, 2017 08:30 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2017 08:30 PM (dL2qb)
Way too damn many of their fans at work.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)
---------
Lot of em here too.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 08:30 PM (gC2IV)
***
Isn't Lilith the first woman? You know the demon that steal children?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2017 08:28 PM (aZq03)
Boy, I can sing a few bars of that song, pal.
Posted by: Dr. Fraser Crane. at September 10, 2017 08:30 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017
You Chief-Heads are never satisfied!
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 08:31 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:31 PM (KP5rU)
___
Don't be all conspiratorial. When do people inconvenient to Hillary Clinton suddenly wind up dead really?
Posted by: Seth Rich at September 10, 2017 08:32 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Eagles fan at September 10, 2017 08:32 PM (pPKG5)
That will piss some people off.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 08:27 PM (3myMJ)
The Lefts talking point about Mar A Largo now is that Trump made an insurance claim in 2005 and they claim he had no damage.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:32 PM (LuKE7)
Well, in addition to spiritual counseling she also needs a lot of therapy. I doubt she's getting it. I also suspect she drinks too much. However, God could fix her but in order for God to do that she has to say "I'm a mess and I need your help."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2017 08:32 PM (iVOAv)
What this country needs:
More Kennedys
More Clintons
More Bushes
More Obamas
More Bidens
In the Octagon!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Eagles fan at September 10, 2017 08:32 PM (pPKG5)
What was it Buddy Ryan, PBUH, said - "I only have to win two games a year - the ones against Dallas."
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 08:33 PM (ANIFC)
Modern Macedonians are Slavs, although they do use that funk Greek-ish Cyrillic alphabet.
FTR, Macedonian women are pretty hot, too.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:33 PM (GsAUU)
I personally doubt Hillary is at all able, mentally or emotionally, to absolutely bare herself to anyone, even God.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:33 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Seth Rich at September 10, 2017 08:32 PM (aZq03)
Ummmm...Often?
Posted by: Old Blue at September 10, 2017 08:34 PM (gEvQ8)
"required" to. Kinda like how we would find Michelle O more attractive
if we weren't constantly told that she is so much classier and beautiful
than mere mortals.
Eh, I was a Democrat by default back in '92 (young and not interested in politics, so I skewed Dem), and even then I was repelled by Hillary.
Abrasive. Charmless.
Her "not home baking cookies" and "not Tammy Wynette" (while TOTALLY standing by her jerky man) remarks in the 60 Minutes Bill 'n Hill interview to save the campaign after Jennifer Flowers sealed it. Never bought the narrative even when I was most inclined to.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 08:34 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2017 08:34 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:34 PM (EgOr3)
They are mostly Gypsies. Mostly.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:35 PM (3mpTJ)
Word has it that Ace runs a rent-a-hobo business on the side.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (3C9q2)
It's the high regard that the left insists is due her that turns us off.
Posted by: Emmie at September 10, 2017 08:27 PM (ZapPq)
Gotta disagree. If there are two women on the planet who are intrinsically more disagreeable than those two, I don't want to meet them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: garrett
But don'tcha dare call 'em tramps or thieves. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (eMKNe)
Please tell me that you recorded this. It has serious potential as a meme.
After all, this innocent palm tree died for our sins.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (6FqZa)
She never will, she still thinks PDT stole it.
Posted by: DaveA at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:34 PM (EgOr3)
--They wanted Katrina II.
They'd settle for Sandy II.
They get downed palm trees.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:34 PM (EgOr3)
Alcoholic Asshole Shut-In hardest hit.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:32 PM (LuKE7)
Well the hell with all that other stuff, this is the silver bullet they've been waiting for.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)
What happened? Is it cold in here? Turn the heat up a little, child. Make me a cup of tea. Put a little lemon in it. Thank you, child. Is it cold in here? What happened?
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 10, 2017 08:37 PM (z2W2E)
Modern Macedonians are Slavs, although they do use that funk Greek-ish Cyrillic alphabet.
FTR, Macedonian women are pretty hot, too.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:33 PM (GsAUU)
True. A cashier a the local store is Macedonian & very attractive.
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 08:37 PM (ANIFC)
intrinsically more disagreeable than those two, I don't want to meet
them.
Hiya!
Posted by: Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer at September 10, 2017 08:37 PM (W+vEI)
Would it even be legal for him to tell the Trust to open it? I don't think so.
Posted by: Penthouse Forum Editor at September 10, 2017 08:37 PM (sf2BM)
The funny thing is that more of us would like Hillary if we weren't
"required" to. Kinda like how we would find Michelle O more attractive
if we weren't constantly told that she is so much classier and beautiful
than mere mortals.
It's the high regard that the left insists is due her that turns us off.
Posted by: Emmie
You might think so, but no. I have never found Hillary or Michelle in any way appealing. They're just entitled bottom-feeders, and that's all I have to say about that.
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2017 08:37 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Molly k. at September 10, 2017 08:37 PM (u+fwn)
weren't "required" to. Kinda like how we would find Michelle O more
attractive if we weren't constantly told that she is so much classier
and beautiful than mere mortals.
It's the high regard that the left insists is due her that turns us off.
Posted by: Emmie at September 10, 2017 08:27 PM (ZapPq)
Not in your wildest dreams. Those two are evil and despicable in every way, on every day. Nice try, though.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:37 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:32 PM (LuKE7)
Well the hell with all that other stuff, this is the silver bullet they've been waiting for.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 08:36 PM (3myMJ)
They are insane enough to think that.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:38 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: nobody, ever at September 10, 2017 08:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2017 08:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Check it for chain marks...
Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2017 08:38 PM (3myMJ)
Where is it now? Did it lose strength? I haven't been following this because I've been busy most of the day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2017 08:38 PM (iVOAv)
http://tinyurl.com/zhkbsef
Posted by: Tami at September 10, 2017 08:38 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 10, 2017 08:38 PM (sf2BM)
Hiya!
Posted by: Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer at September 10, 2017 08:37 PM (W+vEI)
Nah. You bitches gotta up your game. Bigly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2017 08:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2017 08:39 PM (Sfs6o)
Shrillary didn't care about "the struggle". She claimed that she carried hot sauce in her purse as a threat that she had weaponized her farts.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 08:39 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 08:40 PM (J2oJa)
They recently showed a picture of a bay as if it was evidence of flooding, heh....
The hurricane has been downgraded to a 3, which thank almighty God, because the destruction will be less. But even happier, its making the press look stupid and breathless. Disgusting ghouls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:41 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2017 08:41 PM (6FqZa)
For that matter, when has she ever carried a purse in public? I don't recall seeing it. She has an entourage to carry her stuff.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 10, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:42 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 10, 2017 08:42 PM (89VjS)
Let me know when they get to the toppled lawn chair. That's how we'll know s*** just got real.
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2017 08:42 PM (LAe3v)
No ... the commentary didn't really have anything to do with how most people perceived Lt. Worf's looks. The media fanfare and inclusion in the Maxim Hot 100 was just pathetically funny ... but she looked as she looked and nothing changes that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 08:42 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:42 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: THE WEATHER CHANNEL
I have shewn mercy unto thee, ye stiffnecked sinful carbonators. Pray do not provoke my wrath, or I shall trample thee in the winepress of my fury.
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 10, 2017 08:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Eromero at September 10, 2017 08:43 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:43 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:43 PM (eMKNe)
People might not like Trump, from several directions. He's not particularly conservative, he's prone to making deals, he's sort of obnoxious. That's fine and understandable. But I do not believe in any way that he looks at me as one of his subjects.
I'm so grateful that it will never happen, but I completely believe that Hillary looked at people like us as her "subjects to be". And that is creepy as all hell.
Posted by: CPT11A at September 10, 2017 08:43 PM (0kYJe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:44 PM (39g3+)
Like It Takes A Village.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2017 08:44 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Rosasharn at September 10, 2017 08:44 PM (PzBTm)
I'm sure the people who live on Marco Island aren't feeling the love.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:44 PM (3mpTJ)
It's like when you meet a stranger who's a schizophrenic, or a sociopath. He or she might be acting perfectly rationally at the moment, but you can sense there is something off about the person. Your internal radar is sending you warning signals: proceed with caution, there is potential for great danger here. Same with Hillary.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 10, 2017 08:45 PM (BXf9o)
Not in your wildest dreams. Those two are evil and despicable in every way, on every day. Nice try, though.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:37 PM (EgOr3)
You wouldn't feel less negative about them if we weren't supposed to pretend they were wonderful?
Posted by: Emmie at September 10, 2017 08:45 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence
===
Obviously, the sparing of Florida is due to God approving of them voting for Trump.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 10, 2017 08:45 PM (z2W2E)
in public? I don't recall seeing it. She has an entourage to carry her
stuff.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
If I wanted hot sauce, I'd as the Queen. She carries her purse everywhere, even in her own home. Bet she's got the good stuff, too.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:45 PM (EgOr3)
Way too damn many of their fans at work.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)
WORD! But I'm a Redskins' fan, so FML. Plus that now makes me racist too.
Oh by the way logprof FYverymuch for your fantastic draft.
You chose a fantastic K Hunt and I hope you and your K Hunt had a great time this afternoon. And maybe even for the rest of the whole football season, you may just have the most fabulous K Hunt evah! I hope you enjoy playing with your K Hunt all season long!
Posted by: NC Ref at September 10, 2017 08:46 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 08:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 08:46 PM (J2oJa)
Posted by: America's Penis at September 10, 2017 08:46 PM (3mpTJ)
Yeah his past demonstrates that he has genuine human compassion and will help people in need without any possible gain from it himself. I suspect he'd look at me as navel lint, but if I was in trouble and he was there, he'd lend a hand. Hillary would cackle and look for a way to turn it to her advantage. I'm confident she's psychopathic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:46 PM (39g3+)
American Hero? And....get this guys.... they are putting an AMAZING
twist in it.....
...the Hero is gonna be a girl. !!!!!!!! Holy snikeeeez
Did not see that coming....
Posted by: I See Super Strong Smart Lena Dunham standing on my driveway
in Booty Shorts...Sweet Jeebus what fre at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM
(tDTdL)[\i]WTF?!? Thoses were our fucked up shows. Leave 'em the hell alone.
Hollywood has run out of creativity and are just rehashing all the old shows except with a SJW twist. Hell, their target audience doesn't care about TV. They are too busy protesting or reading the latest scoop on the Kardashians.
Posted by: Traveling Man at September 10, 2017 08:46 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: james i at September 10, 2017 08:46 PM (6FqZa)
I'm triggered. I need counseling.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 10, 2017 08:47 PM (O5Q3r)
Just for the SJW Feedback it would cause.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:47 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
So what's down there exactly??
......Never mind. I discovered I don't want to think about it. Bleah!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:47 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:44 PM (39g3+)
They created a new classification for Sandy - Super-Storm. Still didn't help with insurance ...
They're probably going to relabel Irma as a Cat 7 Super-Duper Typhonator Mega-Storm.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 08:47 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Emmie at September 10, 2017 08:45 PM (ZapPq)
"Supposed to?" I don't count on anyone else to do my thinking for me and my eyes and ears work just fine.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:47 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 10, 2017 08:48 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:48 PM (eMKNe)
in public? I don't recall seeing it. She has an entourage to carry her
stuff.
Seem to recall reading a story about how frustrated Bill was because Huma sometimes even Huma had Hillary's phone and would not let him talk to her.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 08:48 PM (W+vEI)
"The Brain That Wouldn't Die" (1962) starring Virginia Leith /aka Hillary
https://tinyurl.com/y7o4wb8p
Posted by: maverick muse at September 10, 2017 08:48 PM (DWgH4)
Or the people living in Dominican Republic, Haiti, Antigua, Barbuda, Turks and Caicos, Cuba, Bahamas, St Martin, St Barthelemy, St Kitts and Nevis, Anguilla, and the Virgin Islands...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)
in Booty Shorts...Sweet Jeebus what fre at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM
(tDTdL)[\i]WTF?!? Thoses were our fucked up shows. Leave 'em the hell alone.
Hollywood
has run out of creativity and are just rehashing all the old shows
except with a SJW twist. Hell, their target audience doesn't care about
TV. They are too busy protesting or reading the latest scoop on the
Kardashians.
Posted by: Traveling Man at September 10, 2017 08:46 PM (R5lpX)
Huh, guess I screwed that up.
Posted by: Traveling Man at September 10, 2017 08:49 PM (R5lpX)
Come on pretty mama...
Posted by: The Beach Boys at September 10, 2017 08:49 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2017 08:49 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: THE WEATHER CHANNEL
I quit on them today when that idiot Cantore showed up in body armor and a Kevlar helmet for his liveshot. WTF???
Posted by: tu3031 at September 10, 2017 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 08:48 PM (W+vEI)
"My wife's side piece won't let me talk to her. Can you believe that sh*t?" Bill
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:50 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: tu3031
Just be glad they got him to take off the bubble wrap.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 08:50 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 10, 2017 08:51 PM (/qEW2)
I quit on them today when that idiot Cantore showed up in body armor and a Kevlar helmet for his liveshot. WTF???
Posted by: tu3031 at September 10, 2017 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)
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Cantore went Cat 12 Retard today.
Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2017 08:51 PM (Sfs6o)
--LMAO
When I heard OBJ was out, I plugged Shepard in, but so far it looks like a dumb call.
Fortunately with my enormous lead I could afford to take a long shot.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:51 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 10, 2017 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)
He's a weather LARPer
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2017 08:52 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2017 08:52 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 08:53 PM (39g3+)
>Ever see a crab's face up close?
Shit, we won't even go there.
Posted by: Muff Crabs Local #7 at September 10, 2017 08:53 PM (3mpTJ)
____________________
I remember that interview. She came off as a total phony. Not surprising, as that is what she is.
And that was also during her velvet headband period. Remember those? LOL.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 10, 2017 08:53 PM (BXf9o)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 08:54 PM (EgOr3)
Either the military or SWAT teams everywhere should sue him for cultural appropriation. Speaking of which, is he going to wear a sombrero to report on Cat 4 Jose?
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2017 08:54 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Ivan Chernyakhovsky at September 10, 2017 08:54 PM (zkGZ8)
in public? I don't recall seeing it. She has an entourage to carry her stuff
*****
Hard to carry a purse when she had to lug that cardboard box full of Whitewater billing records.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2017 08:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2017 08:49 PM (Sfs6o)
She got routed in the US Open final but she'll be okay. She still made a couple million.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 08:54 PM (rZ+mb)
Haha! Newsweek article by Nina Burleigh, the chick who was ok blowing Bill cause he kept abortion legal. The comments are great. Even Newsweek readers are sick of her.
Posted by: Jp at September 10, 2017 08:55 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 10, 2017 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)
Was he carrying a chainsaw?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 08:55 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: The Beach Boys at September 10, 2017 08:49 PM (3mpTJ)
--I always crack up at the idea of the Beach Boys wanting a glimpse of Port-au-Prince.
One of the most absurd throwaway lines in pop music history.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)
Who do you think is the GOAT? Nadal or Federer?
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:56 PM (LuKE7)
"Two for the price of one!" was never such a sales killer, eh?
No, you will not be co-president, that's not how America works, lady!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 08:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 10, 2017 08:56 PM (H5knJ)
Good god, my penis immediayely ducked into my body cavity and it took me 45 minutes to coax it out from behind my kidneys.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:57 PM (3mpTJ)
One of the most absurd throwaway lines in pop music history.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)
I only visited Haiti once and that was more than enough. It was the most disgusting place I've ever been.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 08:57 PM (rZ+mb)
No ... the commentary didn't really have anything to do with how most people perceived Lt. Worf's looks. The media fanfare and inclusion in the Maxim Hot 100 was just pathetically funny ... but she looked as she looked and nothing changes that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 08:42 PM (rZ+mb)
Nobody can help the looks they were born with. Mooch was invariably scowling, huge sense of entitlement, always ragging on something, like the flag. That's what made her truly ugly.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:57 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: ESPN at September 10, 2017 08:58 PM (3mpTJ)
Kate Upton and I are one step closer to crossing paths and completing our destiny.
If you play this right, one day you'll 7/10s of a second to catch her eye and steal her away.
Don't fuck it up.
Posted by: Shemp Slipitin Smith at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM (3myMJ)
And hopefully, your destiny will last slightly longer than 7/10ths of a second....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 10, 2017 08:58 PM (8iiMU)
Haha! Newsweek article by Nina Burleigh, the chick who was ok blowing Bill cause he kept abortion legal. The comments are great. Even Newsweek readers are sick of her.
Posted by: Jp at September 10, 2017 08:55 PM (kR3UB)
--LMAO
The idea of someone married to BJ calling someone else a creep is rich.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 08:58 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew SWEPT the Cubs!! at September 10, 2017 08:58 PM (P8951)
Everyone in Irma's way present and accounted for?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 10, 2017 08:10 PM (yE+j4p
What makes it all the sweeter is the well-documented hubris her campaign displayed on election day, popping champagne corks and high-fiving each other before the polls closed.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 08:20 PM (2NqXo)
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They also arranged for a million dollar fireworks show in NYC. I forget what they did with them after losing. Maybe donated them to Antifa to grind up and load into pipe bombs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 10, 2017 08:59 PM (b5+BL)
Posted by: Internet fanboi at September 10, 2017 08:59 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 08:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 09:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 10, 2017 09:00 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:56 PM (LuKE7)
Well ... in the end it will be Djokovic
But both Roger and Rafa have been awesome this year. Pretty funny that Novak and Murray are out of things and Roger and Rafa still won't let anyone else have anything!
Shame for Kevin Anderson. He really has a strong game and his results are not commensurate with his talent. Same for Sam Querry.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 09:00 PM (rZ+mb)
Insomniac was swept out to sea.
Luckily, a Manatee saved him and now he's engaged!
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 09:00 PM (3mpTJ)
No, but he did mention that he was wearing body armor and Kevlar helmet.
In case we didn't notice, I guess.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 10, 2017 09:01 PM (O5Q3r)
I mean, they didn't see one flaw in her. To them, she was the perfect candidate.
That's when I decided that Mass Hysteria had permanently replaced Logic and Reason.
Posted by: navybrat at September 10, 2017 09:01 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: The Beach Boys at September 10, 2017 08:49 PM (3mpTJ)
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I love that song. Come to think of it, I love most songs.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:01 PM (lwiT4)
Bille. Jean. King.
Posted by: ESPN at September 10, 2017 08:58 PM (3mpTJ)
LOL.
They're trying to push this new, idiotic movie like crazy. I have a feeling that it's going to bomb, as it should.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 09:01 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 09:01 PM (eMKNe)
In case we didn't notice, I guess.
Did he have a patch over one eye and a cork on his fork?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2017 09:02 PM (89T5c)
Luckily, a Manatee saved him and now he's engaged!
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 09:00 PM (3mpTJ)
================================
Awww that's sweet. I call dibs on Flower Girl.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:02 PM (lwiT4)
I really don't want to see these douchebags outside in the wind and rain jabbering gibberish. Just give me the damned eye location, pressure, direction, etc., and projected storm track.
The chyron earlier today read: "Jim Cantore in Irma's Eyewall".
Good grief.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 10, 2017 09:02 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Manatee Fucker at September 10, 2017 09:02 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 09:02 PM (eMKNe)
and talked about what she did afterward to recover: "I went into a
frenzy of closet-cleaning, long walks in the woods, playing with my dog,
yoga, had my share of Chardonnay."
No comfort from Bill?
I am gobsmacked that one half of one of America's greatest love stories failed to mention her soulmate's assistance with the most devastating loss of her life....
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2017 09:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 10, 2017 09:02 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Manatee Fucker at September 10, 2017 09:03 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:04 PM (GsAUU)
Did they mention I was wearing my body armor and Kevlar helmet? Because I was.
Posted by: Jim Cantore at September 10, 2017 09:04 PM (O5Q3r)
Yeah Anderson had some tough injuries that kept him from reaching his potential. I've always thought Querry was the best American player past few years but he never had the killer instinct until recently.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 09:04 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 10, 2017 09:04 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 10, 2017 08:56 PM (LuKE7)
Joe Shablotnik
Posted by: Charlie Brown at September 10, 2017 09:04 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2017 09:05 PM (89T5c)
I agree, I adore having Hillary Clinton and Robert Byrd to beat up Democrats with. Whatever you may think of some of the bozos in the Republican party, nobody measures down to that level of awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:05 PM (39g3+)
yoga, had my share of Chardonnay."
They dropped the second part of the quote:
"I also found that kidnapping and feeding other Chappaqua locals into my gardening staff's industrial-strength woodchipper helped a lot. You have no idea how much their bloodcurdling screams of abject terror and mindbending pain strengthened me and made me feel so strong and powerful again!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 09:05 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: kallisto at September 10, 2017 09:06 PM (n6gcM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:05 PM (39g3+)
I'd much rather be amused every day by pictures of Shrillary in an orange jumpsuit shoveling rocks.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 09:06 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 09:06 PM (3mpTJ)
DO NOT DONATE ITEMS TO HARVEY RELIEF.
For some reason, we're still down here in South Texas. Why? Because we're still running supply centers for people, because these fucking county commissioners want us to. But Walmart and other stores are open, and the flooding is almost entirely gone.
I'm now plowing through my allotment of vacation days and will soon start getting docked pay at my civilian job, all because local politicians see us as a method for getting free shit to people and winning votes.
I came for flood assistance. I am staying for public assistance.
Socialism lives.
Posted by: CPT11A at September 10, 2017 09:07 PM (0kYJe)
Sanders supporters who skipped election day because HRC and Debbie Whatzershitz Schultz colluded against him? Or who skipped out on ellection day because HRC and CNN's Brazile discussed ways to cheat against Sanders in the debates?
Then after Debbie had to resign as head of the DNC, didn't Hillz hire her? Nice F**k you to Sanders supporters.
Sanders endorsed her like the good little politician he is, but I'm better some of his supporters weren't so forgiving.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2017 09:07 PM (+lVUW)
Of course that the country was already degraded beyond recognition was well known long before. Like when she first entered the public spotlight, during her bumbling sociopathic husband's disastrous first term.
Recall now, the "natural political talent" Bill - working closely with her - managed to put a torpedo into his own amidships with their idiotic "Hillarycare" disaster. An idiotic fiasco so outlandish that the hapless Bill was actually saying, in public, at a presser, that "the president is still relevant" afterwards. Yet the idiotic conventional wisdom is that Bill was a shrewd politician, or shrewd anything.
Idiot was a lightweight in all things, politically inept, and would have been the second Jimmy Carter except that instead of domestic and international challenges occurring in his term, he was a bystander to a once-in-a-generation economic transitional boom, and the criminal incompetence of his foreign policy ineptness only bore fruit (in the form of thousands of dead Americans) in his successor's time.
But a country dumbed-down, misinformed, and irresponsible enough to think Bill was anything but a disaster from the get-go was just about certain to elect the absurd non-entity of Obama in 2008. Who did more damage than Bill.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2017 09:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 09:08 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: original jake at September 10, 2017 09:08 PM (34d4Z)
And I thought it was really crass of the spectators to be so much on the Americans' sides for this US Open. This tournament has nothing to do with nationality. The crowd was acting like Eurotrash. And the fact that the commentators were all so pleased that the crowd was doing this was pathetic.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 09:09 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM
Ilse Koch had a more warm and winning personality!
Posted by: The Gimp at September 10, 2017 09:09 PM (jdWK0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The result would be a response similar to her response when asked to produce transcripts of her Goldman Sachs address, "I'll see if I can get around to it".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:09 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew SWEPT the Cubs!! at September 10, 2017 08:58 PM (P8951)
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"Hideous bitch"? That's rough.
I would go with, "black-hearted, incompetent, venal, vindictive, arrogant, entitled piece of shit."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 09:09 PM (J2oJa)
The chyron earlier today read: "Jim Cantore in Irma's Eyewall".
Did they mention I was wearing my body armor and Kevlar helmet? Because I was.
Posted by: Jim Cantore at September 10, 2017 09:04 PM (O5Q3r)
What was really f-ing funny was that they were trying to get Cvntore in the 'eye', probably to show that it was a cool, thing. The Eye, at that time, was 'broken', and ill-defined, so that was a bust. Then, a cell tower went down and they lost his feed and the studio peeps freaked out for about a minute. Then the feed came back, and Cvntore started pimping some stupid app to connect to the WC when they lost the feed for good. It was glorious.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 10, 2017 09:09 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: CPT11A at September 10, 2017 09:10 PM (0kYJe)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2017 09:10 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 09:11 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM
Ilse Koch had a more warm and winning personality!
Posted by: The Gimp
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Magda Goebbles was a sweetheart, by comparison.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:11 PM (w1zJX)
I won't go into detail, but back when he was President he hit on a close family member.
Bill Clinton is over-educated trailer trash, and that's all.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU)
============================================
Do they still need monetary assistance? Our church has a page up with a link to donate money to Harvey. Should I take it down?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 09:06 PM (rZ+mb)
We don't want to generate any sympathy. You know how these SJWs are, they'd turn her into a martyr.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 09:12 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: logprof
I'll have you know I've personally drilled glory holes into some of Chappaqua's finest public golf course restrooms!
Posted by: Bill C. at September 10, 2017 09:12 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2017 09:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 09:14 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2017 09:14 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:14 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 09:12 PM (EgOr3)
I'm willing to risk that. THey can turn her into a fruit cocktail for all I care. I just want to see her imprisoned. She can even do her MLK imitation ... Letters From A Federal Pen ... after her daily hard labor.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2017 09:14 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 09:12 PM (EgOr3)
*****
Ever notice that most SJWs are people who take miniature golf seriously?
Gob-smacking stupidity.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2017 09:14 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 09:15 PM (eMKNe)
right after his Dad was fired from Fox. Sounds like it might've been a
suicide.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2017 09:14 PM (2NqXo)
====================================
As of last night, Eric Bolling was saying that the authorities had found no evidence of self-harm and they would be doing an autopsy. Maybe there's more recent information. Either way, it's just horrible.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:16 PM (lwiT4)
But if you give it to any of the relief organizations, they're only going to buy supplies for the supply centers so that people can get for free what they can pay for at Walmart.
Keep your money.
Posted by: CPT11A at September 10, 2017 09:16 PM (0kYJe)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 10, 2017 09:16 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Infidel at September 10, 2017 09:17 PM (mxS7w)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2017 09:17 PM (PY9jH)
The sound is what gets to me. My girlfriend at the time called from South Carolina during a hurricane and you could hear the wind moaning. It was unearthly and disturbing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:17 PM (39g3+)
organizations, they're only going to buy supplies for the supply centers
so that people can get for free what they can pay for at Walmart.
Keep your money.
Posted by: CPT11A at September 10, 2017 09:16 PM (0kYJe)
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Yes, the link goes to a large relief organization. I'll tell Rev to yank it, or re-direct it to Irma. Thanks.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:18 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hildebeast 2020 at September 10, 2017 09:18 PM (5LLUJ)
I won't go into detail, but back when he was President he hit on a close family member.
Bill Clinton is over-educated trailer trash, and that's all.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU)
He also hit on a friend of my brother's. The woman was working in CA as a caterer, and he came into the kitchen and began rubbing up against her.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 10, 2017 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hildebeast 2020 at September 10, 2017 09:18 PM (5LLUJ)
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*points at vagina*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 09:19 PM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 10, 2017 09:19 PM (qul7b)
was working in CA as a caterer, and he came into the kitchen and began
rubbing up against her.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 10, 2017 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
But Trump bragged about grabbing mish 20 years ago!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2017 09:20 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Troy McClure at September 10, 2017 09:20 PM (Es+TN)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 10, 2017 08:00 PM
Neigh!!
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at September 10, 2017 09:20 PM (XoldI)
was working in CA as a caterer, and he came into the kitchen and began
rubbing up against her.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 10, 2017 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
===================================
That's disgusting. He has a serious problem.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:20 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2017 09:21 PM (N4gAk)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 10, 2017 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
pretty sure chicks do not dig this*
*unless you got a huge checkbook
Posted by: original jake at September 10, 2017 09:21 PM (34d4Z)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:16 PM (0mRoj)
Good luck! Tornadoes could still be a concern.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
yes. the moaning. it was the wind.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 10, 2017 09:21 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:14 PM (lwiT4)
I've heard it said that the upside to Hillary's loss is that she and Bill can spend more time together.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 10, 2017 09:21 PM (TdMsT)
Blech.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:21 PM (GsAUU)
What happened? This year was supposed to be my year. Freshman year my boyfriend Bill got to be drum major for the big Thanksgiving Day parade and I had to watch from the sidelines. Then Sophomore year that nerd John Kerry Albert Gore were co-drum majors and I didn't even get to watch the parade. Junior year I was all set to be drum major but Mr. Jacobsen said that the new kid from Hawaii or Kenya or whatever was selected by popular demand and it would help the minority students feel some school pride for the first time in their lives. Duh, whatever!
So this year was my turn!!!! Everybody has told me so all year long. Drum major tryouts were today and Mr. Jacobsen pulled me aside and said, "Just be yourself, Hillzy, it's in the bag."
First they announced Bernard would get to be first trumpet in the band, fine, throw him a bone. Then they announced Timmy Kaine would be driving the homecoming queen's float. Fine, that's not drum major, that job's not worth a bucket of warm spit. The only other person who even tried out was Donnie Drump, that little bully. I probably had fifty more votes than him. I hate him, I hate him, I H-A-T-E him!
So Mr. Jacobsen announces the final two positions for the parade and Donnie gets to be drum major while I got stuck with being the elephant pooper scooper upper.
What happened? Elephant poop, that's what!
Oh well, maybe I'll intentionally flunk this years classes and try again next year!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2017 09:22 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesanke VT at September 10, 2017 09:22 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Paolo at September 10, 2017 09:23 PM (3mpTJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 10, 2017 09:23 PM (nBr1j)
was working in CA as a caterer, and he came into the kitchen and began
rubbing up against her.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 10, 2017 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
But Trump bragged about grabbing mish 20 years ago!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2017 09:20 PM (PY9jH)
And it was totes okay with the left for Bill to be back in he White House.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 10, 2017 09:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2017 09:17 PM (PY9jH)
Beat him with sock full of quarters.
Posted by: Insomniac, posting from the Barrel at September 10, 2017 09:24 PM (0mRoj)
If you have a woman sounding like that, I'd find an exorcist, Paolo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:24 PM (GsAUU)
They rave about how wonderful their surrounds are, and become cry babies when mother nature does what mother nature does. It's as if the Labor Day hurricane of 1935 isn't the stuff of legend.
Did you know that there was a Grand Prix track in Miami? Wood track. Here it is after the hurricane of 1926.
http://fpc.dos.state.fl.us/prints/pr09086.jpg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:24 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2017 09:24 PM (XoldI)
How's the new bride?
Posted by: Infidel at September 10, 2017 09:17 PM (mxS7w)
Um, what?
Posted by: Insomniac, posting from the Barrel at September 10, 2017 09:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:20 PM (lwiT4)
But that info was public and widely known by everyone that wasn't a "Clinton Denier" before he was elected the second time. I blame everyone who voted for him. Including my Mom.
Tho I don't bring that up at Christmas dinner. Anymore.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 10, 2017 09:25 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2017 09:25 PM (eMKNe)
Duh. (no slam on Bannon - stating a commonplace is now headline-making)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2017 09:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Northernlurker
The Hillary Witch Project
.....and......action!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 10, 2017 09:25 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 10, 2017 09:25 PM (XFue2)
yoga, had my share of Chardonnay."
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primal scream therapy inna woods, maybe?
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 10, 2017 09:26 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Insomniac, posting from the Barrel at September 10, 2017 09:24 PM (0mRoj)
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Not to worry. I have a basket of petals and a poofy dress. I'm ready to go.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:26 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2017 09:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 10, 2017 08:59 PM (b5+BL)
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I really wish (now) PDT had back then tweeted out an offer to buy them for 5K cash. Would have been hilarious.
Posted by: Sidedraft at September 10, 2017 09:27 PM (xiFYn)
Maybe the Carolina barrier islands. People actually build there. Its like building on the side of a volcano in Hawaii. Its not even a question of when but in how many hours.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:27 PM (39g3+)
When I said more of us would like her, I meant Americans in general, not Horde members who can see through her fake persona.
I'm inclined to not worry about whether another person is to my taste, whether their personality or looks appeal to me. I'm kinda live and let live.
But, if I am told a person is super-wonderful when they are quite evidently not nice or attractive and then I'm pressured to express agreement, it kinda creeps me out. Then I go from neutral to negative.
So I think there would be fewer people with negative impressions of Hillary and Michelle if we hadn't been inundated with hagiographic treatment 24-7.
Does that make more sense?
Posted by: Emmie at September 10, 2017 09:27 PM (ZapPq)
primal scream therapy inna woods, maybe?
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 10, 2017 09:26 PM (z2W2E)
--Iron Jane?
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:27 PM (GsAUU)
The sound is what gets to me. My girlfriend at the time called from South Carolina during a hurricane and you could hear the wind moaning. It was unearthly and disturbing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:17 PM (39g3+)
The sound has never bothered me particularly. I find it kind of cool. Yes, I'm weird.
Posted by: Insomniac, posting from the Barrel at September 10, 2017 09:27 PM (0mRoj)
Sad, pathetic and lonely woman.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 10, 2017 09:27 PM (nBr1j)
http://bit.ly/2wT78nR
"You elected a mean rich businessman....". I am always amazed that they never think of Hillary as rich. At least Trump didn't steal money from the Haitians.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 10, 2017 09:27 PM (Lqy/e)
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Little known fact: The term 'nerd' was coined by Dr. Seuss
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:28 PM (w1zJX)
Between Chuck Schumer and a camera?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2017 09:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac, posting from the Barrel at September 10, 2017 09:24 PM (0mRoj)
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Not to worry. I have a basket of petals and a poofy dress. I'm ready to go.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:26 PM (lwiT4)
Oh good Lord...
Posted by: Insomniac, posting from the Barrel at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
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The Haitians have money?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (KP5rU)
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Little known fact: The term 'nerd' was coined by Dr. Seuss
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:28 PM (w1zJX)
Between the nerkle and the seersucker.
Posted by: Insomniac, posting from the Barrel at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:26 PM (lwiT4)
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Grrrrowwwwwllll!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (J2oJa)
Yeah yeah, I know, in lawless America we'll be lucky to even have a serious look at the corruption of the DOJ and FBI in obstructing justice in her case.
But you never know, some black swan factor might make lights go on in Trump's and Sessions' heads that the actual top priority they face is trying to start rebuilding the rule of law.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (nBr1j)
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The Haitians have money?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (lwiT4)
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Not anymore.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at September 10, 2017 09:30 PM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Insomniac, posting from the Barrel at September 10, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
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At least I'm not your best man.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:30 PM (lwiT4)
yoga, had my share of Chardonnay."
One Downward Dog and just run for your lives, people.
Posted by: Chappaqua Hot-Box Yoga Institute. Right Next To Chipotle's at September 10, 2017 09:30 PM (7ulel)
The Barrel released you and you were floating out to see. A manatee came to your rescue, and she proposed as you were put back in the Barrel. Evidently you said yes, and Grammie Winger is your flower girl.
How am I doing with the continuity, Horde?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2017 09:30 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Locke Common at September 10, 2017 09:31 PM (ciOBu)
I'm sure the Haitians are happy and grateful, to this very day, that Chelsea had such a lovely wedding.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 09:31 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:31 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands
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Interspersed with Rolfing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:32 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2017 09:32 PM (XoldI)
The Barrel released you and you were floating out to see. A manatee came to your rescue, and she proposed as you were put back in the Barrel. Evidently you said yes, and Grammie Winger is your flower girl.
How am I doing with the continuity, Horde?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2017 09:30 PM (hyuyC)
Please tell me her name's Barbara at least.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2017 09:30 PM (hyuyC)
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Sounds good. Next up - finding him a DJ
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:32 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesanke VT at September 10, 2017 09:32 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU)
All true, but she's actually referring to some conversations we kept having.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 10, 2017 09:33 PM (Sv2/X)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:32 PM (0mRoj)
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I'm not putting my real name right out here in front of everybody.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:33 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2017 09:34 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesanke VT at September 10, 2017 09:32 PM (ILitO)
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Only the Hildabeast could have saved us, with her calculating eye and compassionate heart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 09:35 PM (J2oJa)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 10, 2017 09:35 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:32 PM (0mRoj)
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I'm not putting my real name right out here in front of everybody.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:33 PM (lwiT4)
Not you, silly, the manatee.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2017 09:34 PM (hyuyC)
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Teej - yes! Or garrett - he's good with music. And I know we have a real live radio DJ here on the blog. My head is a sieve. Can't put my finger on his nic.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:35 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (z2W2E)
Oh the dice we'll throw!
You and me can play a game
A game we'll play, and its not tame!
You make a cleric and I a ranger
then we'll watch as things get stranger!
(turns page)
I have new dice here, look at the shapes!
d4, d20, and even d8!
You get a crayon and mark in the numbers
I will be GM and you will be players!
(turns page)
"I want to be Klingon" "And I Iron Man!"
"No," said the GM, "This is fantasy land!"
You must be dwarves or elves or halfllings
We cannot use hobbits or Tolkien is suing!
(turns page)
Now mark down your hit points and grab a d20
I will start this adventure and we'll have fun plenty!
Its saving throw time, see if you die!
You rolled a one, but don't you cry!
(turns page)
I'll tear your sheet in half but you can make another
And if you just quit, I will rope in your brother!
Oh the dice we'll roll, playing this game!
They call us nerds but one day we'll have fame!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
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Okay Okay. Sheesh. Don't go all Bridezilla on me.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2017 09:30 PM (hyuyC)
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Sounds good. Next up - finding him a DJ
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:32 PM (lwiT4)
I will tend the open bar. Gratis, of course.
Posted by: Infidel at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (mxS7w)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 09:35 PM (J2oJa)
Which one was her calculating eye? the one that pointed left or right?
Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (z2W2E)
Naturally occurring white noise is quite soothing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (0mRoj)
Weather correspondents standing outside in a hurricane telling everyone to stay inside.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (kufk0)
You know, Pedo Island. And I have not yet heard the storm damage report.
I'm thinking of the media names that would make the list of volunteers to go over and check up on that. FWIW, it's a helicopter flight. No runway.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (H5rtT)
She's laundered money.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
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Okay Okay. Sheesh. Don't go all Bridezilla on me.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (lwiT4)
Your dress is too poofy.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (gC2IV)
First interspecies marriage in HQ history.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (0mRoj)
The screaming moan and the pitter pat of pieces of the neighbor's house against his wall are like a lullaby.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesnake VT at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Captain Whitebread
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Also, don't say things like that on the ONT. The pervs will make vulgar remarks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:36 PM (w1zJX)
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Yes! Thank you. They can do a rotation, so I am never at a loss for a dance.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2017 09:39 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Captain Whitebread
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Also, don't say things like that on the ONT. The pervs will make vulgar remarks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (w1zJX)
Pervs? Here?!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Podesta at September 10, 2017 09:39 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (w1zJX)
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As if they need an excuse
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:39 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2017 09:39 PM (gC2IV)
You know what the news needs more of?
Weather correspondents standing outside in a hurricane telling everyone to stay inside.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead
It wouldn't look good for them to report from their living room couch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2017 09:40 PM (IqV8l)
DNR shows up.
Posted by: freaked at September 10, 2017 09:40 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: NCKate at September 10, 2017 09:40 PM (9S69S)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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They deserve each other. In hell they'll be handcuffed to each other.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2017 09:40 PM (tr2D7)
I wonder if he's getting all this time on Fox because of his deep superior knowledge of the word "blow".
Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesnake VT at September 10, 2017 09:40 PM (ILitO)
Podesta's continual survival is the one good argument against death by clinton conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2017 09:41 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (0mRoj)
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What? You said you were going for an '80s theme. I spent $24.99 on this dress and they don't give refunds.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:41 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Eromero at September 10, 2017 09:41 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (w1zJX)
Pervs? Here?!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:39 PM (0mRoj)
Thanks for perv-blocking me, buddy.
Posted by: Miley, commoner at September 10, 2017 09:42 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2017 09:41 PM (SjImc)
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I just got back from a Lutheran potluck and Insomniac is planning his wedding. I must say, he's all over the map with it too.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:42 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2017 09:42 PM (89T5c)
Throws 50' of rope anchored to 10' pole secured in the sally port to Insomniac. Adds two jumars with toe web-loops for the self-ascending part of the Barrel escape.
On Belay.
Helps Insomniac out of the Barrel.
Hands him a epee. Puts rope, pole, jumars and carabiners back in large backpack. Puts sabre in left hand, looks intently for Weather Channel announcers. Those guys are bad news. If you see the Jim Cantore monster approaching, run!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2017 09:43 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (0mRoj)
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What? You said you were going for an '80s theme. I spent $24.99 on this dress and they don't give refunds.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:41 PM (lwiT4)
How's that my problem? I can't have you embarrassing on my special day! This isn't about you, it's about me me ME!!!
*sobs*
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:43 PM (0mRoj)
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'd trade the world
For a good thing he's found
If she is bad, he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he puts her down...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesnake VT at September 10, 2017 09:43 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU)
I wonder, has Debbie Waterbed Schlutz chimed in yet about climate change?
Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesnake VT at September 10, 2017 09:43 PM (ILitO)
She's waiting for her hair to calm down enough so they don't have to use a wide-angle lens on her.
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 09:44 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:38 PM (w1zJX)
Pervs? Here?!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:39 PM (0mRoj)
Thanks for perv-blocking me, buddy.
Posted by: Miley, commoner at September 10, 2017 09:42 PM (Id9+
I'm just shocked, SHOCKED to find there is perversity taking place on these premises!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:42 PM (lwiT4)
OK, I'll bite what is a "lutheran" Potluck? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2017 09:44 PM (SjImc)
*sobs*
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:43 PM (0mRoj)
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Like I said, Bridezilla. I haven't seen this much drama since my sister was in labor.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:44 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead
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Also, reporters who have never experienced hurricanes before, because then they would not make the breathless reports, "It's raining really hard...and the wind is blowing. Oh, look! a branch is down!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:45 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 08:59 PM (lwiT4)
It was a great weekend for Wisconsin sports, grammie! Crew, Badgers and Packers!
(Don't worry - the Brewers lose to bad teams so the Pirates will probably kill us.)
Just be happy you're not a Bears fan.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew SWEPT the Cubs!! at September 10, 2017 09:45 PM (P8951)
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Like I said, Bridezilla. I haven't seen this much drama since my sister was in labor.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:44 PM (lwiT4)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:46 PM (39g3+)
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'd trade the world
For a good thing he's found
If she is bad, he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he puts her down...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:43 PM (39g3+)
--I celebrate his entire catalogue.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2017 09:46 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2017 09:44 PM (SjImc)
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Everybody goes to church, and then afterwards they all fetch a hotdish or a jello salad or a nice bundt cake. Then we play bags and then we drink a little bit and then we eat too much and then we go home.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)
I wonder if any giant Everglades pythons have been relocated by Irma?
*pictures one slithering up behind some weather douche on live TV....*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2017 09:47 PM (PY9jH)
The bucs have been really good lately, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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They deserve each other. In hell they'll be handcuffed to each other.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2017 09:40 PM (tr2D7)
What a delicious thought!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 10, 2017 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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If you see peas in a tuna noodle hotdish you're at a Lutheran potluck.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (sdi6R)
Eromero
Notary
Posted by: Eromero
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You left out the part, "That'll be $25.00"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (J2oJa)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)
Shit we did that in the Navy this weekend also...But I just contribute money since I travel 7 hours to get there...They always take my money
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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If you see peas in a tuna noodle hotdish you're at a Lutheran potluck.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (tr2D7)
A necessary but not sufficient condition for a Lutheran potluck. There must be at least two Jello molds as well.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2017 09:46 PM (XoldI)
cracked occipital and stitches. And creditors he can't pay back.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2017 09:49 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:42 PM (lwiT4)
What the hell did I miss?
Posted by: Miley, commoner at September 10, 2017 09:49 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2017 09:49 PM (D0riW)
Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2017 09:46 PM (XoldI)
My guess? On a luxury yacht, off the Pacific coast, hooked up to life support, with a team of Amazon nurses led by a John Saxon clone.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Carbon-based human being at September 10, 2017 09:49 PM (zHa+P)
Based on how he looked last time I saw him, he's probably near to being absent from this earth. I'm still expecting him to be gone by 2018.
Although bad guys do tend to linger on forever :/ I think Soros is surviving on the blood of aborted babies or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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If you see peas in a tuna noodle hotdish you're at a Lutheran potluck.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (tr2D7)
If you see cheesy potatos at that potluck, a Presbyterian snuck in.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 10, 2017 09:49 PM (TdMsT)
It takes a very special man to love a manatee. He should have his own snorkel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 09:48 PM (J2oJa)
Good grief. I watched an old South Park ep last night where PETA had a camp and guys were married to llamas, ostriches, and chickens.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2017 09:50 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2017 09:50 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Insomniac
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True but those Jello sure as hell better be in the proper liturgical color for the season.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2017 09:50 PM (tr2D7)
1-15 is a distinct possibility. My bookie is taking bets on who will lose to them. It's a tough one.
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 10, 2017 09:50 PM (sf2BM)
526
I just got back from a Lutheran potluck and Insomniac is planning his wedding. I must say, he's all over the map with it too.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:42 PM (lwiT4)
OK, I'll bite what is a "lutheran" Potluck? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2017 09:44 PM (SjImc)
32 different colors of carrot jello salad?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2017 09:51 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2017 09:51 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2017 09:50 PM (tr2D7)
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Green!
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:51 PM (lwiT4)
1-15 is a distinct possibility. My bookie is taking bets on who will lose to them. It's a tough one.
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 10, 2017 09:50 PM (sf2BM)
The Vikings. I say this as a long-suffering Vikings fan. Eh. Football.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Carbon-based human being at September 10, 2017 09:52 PM (zHa+P)
Well, she's romping to the Drag
The Cha-cha, Rag-a-mop
Stomping to the Shag
Rocks the Bunny Hop
Posted by: Freddy Cannon at September 10, 2017 09:52 PM (w1zJX)
"Just be happy you're not a Bears fan. "
1-15 is a distinct possibility. My bookie is taking bets on who will lose to them. It's a tough one.
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 10, 2017 09:50 PM (sf2BM)
easy bet
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 10, 2017 09:53 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:51 PM (0mRoj)
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A betting man would not put money on good behavior.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 09:53 PM (J2oJa)
I only ever charged for notarizing car titles and such. With marriage vows , well, you get what you get, and I can't bear responsibility for 'bad' results.
Posted by: Eromero at September 10, 2017 09:53 PM (zLDYs)
All their other receivers are Robins, no Batman among them.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU)
easy bet
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 10, 2017 09:53 PM (XoldI)
*sad, dejected fist-bump*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Carbon-based human being at September 10, 2017 09:53 PM (zHa+P)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 10, 2017 09:54 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:54 PM (39g3+)
I only ever charged for notarizing car titles and such. With marriage vows , well, you get what you get, and I can't bear responsibility for 'bad' results.
Posted by: Eromero at September 10, 2017 09:53 PM (zLDYs)
You don't provide a warranty? Way to stand by your work...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2017 09:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at September 10, 2017 09:54 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 10, 2017 09:54 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2017 09:50 PM (SjImc)
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And the honest to God hard working, hard studying, blacks are caught in the middle. Bet they've got a list.
Posted by: gNewt at September 10, 2017 09:55 PM (l5u9H)
And as to the potential First Husband? Musta been too busy designing his new screech and lamp-proof enclosure at the WH to make it to the dinner.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 10, 2017 09:55 PM (0ogQG)
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There were some Vikings fans at the potluck this afternoon. I asked them why they were Vikings fans (not an odd question I thought, since we're in Wisconsin). They mumbled something, but it was fairly incoherent.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 10, 2017 09:55 PM (lwiT4)
549
Billy Jeff has been conspicuously absent from the news lately.
Based on how he looked last time I saw him, he's probably near to
being absent from this earth. I'm still expecting him to be gone by
2018.
Although bad guys do tend to linger on forever :/ I think Soros is surviving on the blood of aborted babies or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:49 PM (39g3+)
I'm still convinced that Bubba owes his life to Hillary's hubris in thinking that she had it all in the bag. I was virtually certain that he'd mysteriously drop dead in late October.
In retrospect, Frau Gruppencankles should have gone through with it, to get the sympathy vote. It's not as if the MFM would have called her on it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2017 09:55 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 10, 2017 09:54 PM (XoldI)
You ain't helping!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stoopid Vikings at September 10, 2017 09:55 PM (zHa+P)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 10, 2017 09:54 PM (XoldI)
Shit we'd settle for 2 wins
Posted by: NY Jets at September 10, 2017 09:56 PM (SjImc)
Can't remember if anyone's linked this but it's hilarious.
Trump Wick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1LvYGJIQM
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2017 09:57 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 10, 2017 09:54 PM (XoldI)
My bookie is giving 7-4 on 0-16. That'll go up after next week's loss though.
Think I'll wait and then bet a dollar. For entertainment purpose only.
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 10, 2017 09:57 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 10, 2017 09:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2017 09:58 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:49 PM (39g3+)
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Those transfusions from 18 yr old football players help.
Posted by: gNewt at September 10, 2017 09:59 PM (l5u9H)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 10, 2017 09:59 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2017 09:59 PM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 10:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 10, 2017 10:00 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2017 10:00 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesnake VT at September 10, 2017 10:00 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:54 PM (39g3+)
--Also appearing in a Hanes ad with a Hitler 'stache.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 10:01 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2017 10:01 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: booknlass at September 10, 2017 10:01 PM (SBgDf)
Trump Wick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1LvYGJIQM
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2017 09:57 PM (iFZVz)
--I was triggered.
Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU)
And then, in the latest, all her minions and pollsters came to believe several things. That those with grad degrees would all, 100%, turnout and vote.
That people with only HS degrees or some college would not turnout because the press and polls told them Hillary was inevitable.
And that she had enough vote fraud banked to cover any place close like New Hampshire, where she did, and Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Michigan where she didn't.
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 10, 2017 10:07 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2017 07:57 PM (EgOr3)
Some Far-gone liberal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2017 10:08 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: The Gimp at September 10, 2017 10:09 PM (jdWK0)
Everything happens to Leftist. They are not responsible for anything they do.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at September 10, 2017 10:10 PM (O34tS)
Posted by: Billy Jeff Coxman at September 10, 2017 10:11 PM (Sda6L)
Did they mention I was wearing my body armor and Kevlar helmet? Because I was.
Posted by: Jim Cantore at September 10, 2017 09:04 PM (O5Q3r)
Is the other side of the eyewall the asswall? And if not, why not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2017 10:41 PM (EkNES)
Keep your money.
Posted by: CPT11A at September 10, 2017 09:16 PM (0kYJe)
What about donating to Team Rubicon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2017 10:46 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 10, 2017 09:37 PM (H5rtT)
There might be a runway in the show lounge, but planes can't land on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2017 10:56 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2017 09:40 PM (39g3+)
He probably has documents salted away that would put both Hill and Bill in the arms of Old Sparky, and a "deadman switch" to release them to the wild.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2017 10:58 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2017 08:08 PM (3mpTJ)
hahahaha
Just watched it again.
Posted by: m at September 11, 2017 04:31 AM (9egmK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2017 05:02 AM (mpXpK)
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