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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Overnight Open Thread (09-12-2017)Prisoners work at Belbaltlag, a Gulag camp for building the White Sea-Baltic Sea Canal. It is not the consciousness of men that determines their existence, but on the contrary it is their social existence that determines their consciousness. Nothing can have value without being an object of utility. If it be useless, the labor contained in it is useless, cannot be reckoned as labor, therefore cannot create value. In proportion as the antagonism between classes within the nation vanishes, the hostility of one nation to another will come to an end. Capitalist production begets, with the inexorability of a law of nature, its own negation. The killing fields of Pol Pot's Cambodia Yeah....I sympathize. I used to get those in my main waste line until I had a very good plumber change the pitch enough so that nothing lingers.
Some of you click on all of the links. Some of you click on just a few. And some of you skip everything and go right to the comments. I wonder how many of you will click on every one of these? After all, there may be a marvelous nugget of goodness buried in these nine links! Or it could be a cruel and horrible assault on your senses. But you will never know unless you try them all. Do any of you have the intestinal fortitude to wade through all nine? And don't cheat! Enjoy the entire experience from start to finish. Well, I guess there is an upside to being in a disaster if these people show up. Boys with Plants Oh for fvck's sake! Somebody...anybody...put this culture out of its misery. How we can survive with this kind of pathetic display of anti-masculinity is beyond me. Do these "men" think that being a metrosexual weeny is going to get them laid? And if so, what kind of woman is their ideal? [Hat Tip: Jay Guevara] Let's Bust Some 21st Century Trusts Antitrust analysis associated with the University of Chicago (the “Chicago School” developed by Aaron Director, Robert Bork, and Richard Posner, among others) tends to be unconcerned with companies’ unilateral action and is skeptical of the existence of barriers to entry, believing that market dominance is ultimately an indication of economic efficiency. If the benchmark for government intervention is maximizing consumer welfare, the Chicago School asserted, then the only conduct deserving antitrust scrutiny is inter-firm (or “horizontal” ) collusion. I don’t wish to challenge the premises of the Chicago School’s antitrust theory (although others have), but the categorical assumptions that informed its analysis may need to be re-examined in light of the markedly different conditions evident in certain industries dominated—not just domestically, but globally—by a single firm. Consider Silicon Valley, the cradle of the so-called “gig economy.” I understand the point, but I am unsure whether successful government action to limit monopolistic behavior on the part of Google/Facebook/Twitter is either possible or desirable. But...I'm a big fan of The Chicago School... On the other hand: Almost blacklisted by Google The almost blacklisted domains: Does anyone see a pattern? What Happens When Grown-Ups Get Hold of Children's Coloring Books ©2025 by AceCorp LLC. All Rights Reserved. Do not taunt proprietor with Makita, DeWalt or Milwaukee products. Shelves are non-weight-bearing and are for decoration only. Dehydrating room is closed. Platinum members to the right, all others please use rear entrance. Whingers will be escorted out. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Hey!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 12, 2017 10:00 PM (w+Jhj) 2
Top ten!
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 10:01 PM (U0v/A) 3
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Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 10:02 PM (gwPgz) 4
th, again
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 10:03 PM (gwPgz) 5
Holy content!
Posted by: Sidedraft at September 12, 2017 10:03 PM (xiFYn) 6
I used to get those in my main waste line until I had a very good plumber change the pitch enough so that nothing lingers.
--------- TMI, man. And I thought the nose hair thread was bad. Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 10:03 PM (sDyjw) 7
And I thought the nose hair thread was bad.
Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 10:03 PM (sDyjw) It's from fats from cooking. Really, you people just can't get your minds out of the gutter...literally! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:04 PM (wYseH) 8
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Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 12, 2017 10:04 PM (/qEW2) 9
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Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:05 PM (EgOr3) 10
Whose quotes are those?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 10:05 PM (IqV8l) 11
I think the quotes are Marx.
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (U0v/A) 12
I clicked on them all. Are you happy?
Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (sDyjw) 13
Kudos to the shaving creme marketing team. If I could use a regular razor without slicing off a coupla dozen skin tags and assorted other bumps on my face (No, not my nose...) then I'd use it. But, as it is, I'm pretty much forced into using an electric razor. (And not one of those rotary torture devices either...)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (w+Jhj) 14
Top Twelve?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (e9G8E) 15
9; Peaches!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (KP5rU) 16
You made me wade through all those links to get to Ring My Bell?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (0wem/) 17
Just scrolling past the content. Pics make me think this could be serious sh!t.
Off to actually read. Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (5QyYN) 18
Hey, chavez! How you doin?
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (EgOr3) 19
Pretty sure the quotes are from Hillary's book.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 12, 2017 10:07 PM (JyFLk) 20
Am I going to click on all those links to find the jewel? No, than k you.
Posted by: Sidedraft at September 12, 2017 10:07 PM (xiFYn) 21
Y5!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:07 PM (EgOr3) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2017 10:07 PM (i2KAN) 23
Are you happy?
Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (sDyjw) No. For the full experience one must enjoy the entire thing. All of them. In their entirety. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:07 PM (wYseH) 24
10; Hulk Hogans'.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:08 PM (KP5rU) 25
Peaches!
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:08 PM (0wem/) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 10:09 PM (IqV8l) 27
18: Peaches, doin great. And you?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:09 PM (KP5rU) 28
Thanks for the 9 links to remind me of how bad the 70s were.
Posted by: Mallamutt at September 12, 2017 10:09 PM (/HC6x) 29
SHIT!
i read the content again... and F you FF, for being a buggy POS full of "short cut" keys i can't kill often enough. bastages. Posted by: redc1c4 at September 12, 2017 10:09 PM (k4JYR) 30
No. For the full experience one must enjoy the entire thing.
All of them. In their entirety. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:07 PM (wYseH) ---------- You're just mad because the Yankees lost. Again. Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 10:09 PM (sDyjw) Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 10:10 PM (XKqn4) 32
The Left will never own up to it's monopoly on industrial scale murder.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 12, 2017 10:10 PM (C06tc) 33
Rather than trust busting, how about a tech solution?
Distribute the keys that the gatekeepers hold. https://youtu.be/sDNN0uH2Z3o Unnecessary? The no platforming of gab.ai may change your mind. https://youtu.be/ZXSFUzMSJxM Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 10:10 PM (tbOMB) 34
There wasn't one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 10:09 PM (IqV8l) ------------ I remain unsurprised. Posted by: Sidedraft at September 12, 2017 10:10 PM (xiFYn) 35
New thread commenting is too much fun. No, I am not sorry.
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 12, 2017 10:11 PM (xaJIp) 36
The Left will never own up to it's monopoly on industrial scale murder.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 12, 2017 10:10 PM (C06tc) Hard to argue with the "You've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet!" theory of good government! Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 10:11 PM (gwPgz) 37
S*A*T*U*R*D*A*Y NIGHT!
Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2017 10:11 PM (5QyYN) Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (z79tQ) 39
Bay City Rollers. I remember when they were hot with some of the girls back when I was elementary school.
Bunch of homosexuals, looked like to me. Little sissy boys. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (8O3HH) 40
And you?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:09 PM (KP5rU) Seeking new levels of batshit crazy as I prepare for the big move. I think my hair is going to actually catch fire one of these days, lol! Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (EgOr3) 41
I tried watching the Bay City Rollers. Didn't make it through.
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (U0v/A) 42
Good evening.
Posted by: Robert at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (mknWS) Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (XKqn4) 44
Fun ONT, CBD!
And no, I didn't click that mini linkfest. Yet. >> Whingers will be escorted out ISWYDT Posted by: ibguy at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (vUcdz) 45
Stevie Wonder kicked off the loonie fundraiser for hurricane relief by singing "Superstition". Well, he actually preached about climate change. Hard to tell.
Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ABjxW) 46
off by less than 30%.
Good enough for government work. Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 12, 2017 10:13 PM (z79tQ) Posted by: Robert at September 12, 2017 10:13 PM (mknWS) 48
We had the "Ring my Bell" single at the record station I worked at.
I played the first 10 or 20 seconds of it and then switched on my mic and turned the gain up and proceeded to smash it to bits and stomp on it, with commentary. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 12, 2017 10:13 PM (w+Jhj) 49
Funny how Elton John's a confirmed out of the closet homo, "Saturday Night" is a hell of a lot better than that Bay City Roller drek. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH) 50
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Tough admission standard tonight. Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2017 10:13 PM (5QyYN) 51
11 I think the quotes are Marx.
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (U0v/A) Or Engels, the rat bastard. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (rb1zT) 52
Are we suddenly British?
Posted by: Robert at September 12, 2017 10:13 PM (mknWS) My good man, have you no sense of humour! Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (gwPgz) 53
I understand the point, but I am unsure whether successful government action to limit monopolistic behavior on the part of Google/Facebook/Twitter is either possible or desirable.
The made themselves our enemies. I don't care if it's economically efficient to break them up or not, or whether it's strictly just to fine them billions for their H1B fraud over the years. I want them to hurt. They called down the thunder. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (LTHVh) 54
40; i'll be down there next labor day weekend. can't wait. indy is nice.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (KP5rU) 55
I understand the point, but I am unsure whether successful government action to limit monopolistic behavior on the part of Google/Facebook/Twitter is either possible or desirable.
++++ Yeah, I don't see how you could split up either Facebook or Twitter. Hell, last I heard, Twitter still hasn't found a way to earn a profit. Facebook is very profitable, but they seem like they are one big thing instead of a collection of many things. But, I avoid Facebook, so I may just be ignorant of the ways in which it could be split up. Google would be different. Leaving aside whether it should be done, it certainly seems like it could be done. Google is made up of many pieces. Search, maps, translate, Adsense, Blogger, Google+ or whatever their Facebook imitation is. Not to mention Android. Seems like there should be many way to carve profitable pieces out of them. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (FUu/Z) 56
I was just resting, stupid chav.
Posted by: 130 Tonne Monster Fatberg at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (rnAwa) Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (S6Pax) 58
We all float down here.
Posted by: 130 Tonne Monster Fatberg at September 12, 2017 10:15 PM (rnAwa) 59
I think I had the KTel Best of album that CBD used for his links.
Island Girl, maybe Reggie doesn't dig em, but I sure as hell do. Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 12, 2017 10:15 PM (DxWUs) Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 10:15 PM (XKqn4) 61
Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2017 10:13 PM (5QyYN)
Well, fuck, I missed that and thank you for pointing it out. Saw all those skulls and went straight for the comments. Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:15 PM (EgOr3) 62
I didn't know Bono was the lead singer of The Bay City Rollers before he formed U2,
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 10:16 PM (89VjS) 63
"I think the quotes are Marx.
Posted by: fluffy Karl or Groucho? Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American" The Honker guy. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 12, 2017 10:16 PM (w+Jhj) 64
My good man, have you no sense of humour!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (gwPgz) My fenfe of humour if in gaol behind iron barf. Posted by: Robert, seductively licking a scone at September 12, 2017 10:16 PM (mknWS) 65
That's the playlist at Guantanamo , isn't it?
Posted by: BuyMoreBrawndo at September 12, 2017 10:16 PM (vaFpc) 66
45; stevie wonder needs to foad. total assclown.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:16 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2017 10:17 PM (rb1zT) 68
I want them to hurt.
They called down the thunder. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (LTHVh) Yeah, well, um.... I can't argue it. I am a firm believer in free trade and unregulated commerce, but they want me dead, so your point is a good one. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:17 PM (wYseH) 69
Belbaltlag - no, not a horrid central European dish, but probably a portmanteau of "White/Baltic Camp" (beliy balteeskiy lagyer). One of the "hero projects" that killed so many.
And gave rise, I think, to wonderful revolutionary first names like "Dig!" - Roy Medvedev, the historian. "Roy" is the Russian singular/familiar imperative to dig - and is otherwise not a Russian name. His brother, Zhores, was named after a Spanish commie I think (Juarez). Some names just didn't work out, though were extremely Soviet. Like "Traktor", for boys (yes, it means what you think). But some, like "Elektrifikatsiya" (yes, "Electrification", a girl's name cuz feminine ending) were easily converted to somewhat cool names - "Elektra". Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2017 10:17 PM (QDnY+) 70
Help! The mayor is outside!
Posted by: Sleepless in Seattle at September 12, 2017 10:17 PM (XlbwU) 71
New Orleans paper buys full page ad to show support to people in Houston:
http://tinyurl.com/ycjgse5h Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:17 PM (iVOAv) 72
Platinum members to the right, all others please use rear entrance.
Uhhhhhh ... Could I get a refund on my Platinum membership? Posted by: Shep!! at September 12, 2017 10:17 PM (DMUuz) 73
62: neither did he. he is a dumbass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:17 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (0tfLf) 75
11 I think the quotes are Marx.
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 10:06 PM (U0v/A) The second one is a refutation of Marx's Labor Theory of Value. Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (Vb4BV) 76
Karl or Groucho?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 10:14 PM (S6Pax) Richard? Posted by: Robert, seductively licking a scone at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (mknWS) 77
Ironically, the youtube video for Seasons in the Sun by CANADIAN singer Terry Jacks is blocked in Canada.
Posted by: Asko at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (Gj9jK) Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (5QyYN) 79
CBD, thank you for the ONT. Which I did not read because I don't want to kill myself.
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (EgOr3) 80
70 Help! The mayor is outside!
Posted by: Sleepless in Seattle at September 12, 2017 10:17 PM (XlbwU) Point out that the neighbor across the street has young boys. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (tbOMB) Posted by: Karma at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (O5Q3r) 82
Have you ever looked at a picture and something in the picture distracts you from the subject. The plant guys....I hardly looked at them, mostly wondering what the plant was or the design of the building....wondering where it is.
Posted by: Colin at September 12, 2017 10:19 PM (WFtr7) 83
Saw all those skulls and went straight for the comments.
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:15 PM (EgOr3) ----------- Yes, the opening act was pretty grim. CBD tried to make up for it with a romp through his favorites on YouTube. Be glad you skipped them. Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 10:19 PM (sDyjw) 84
Some of you click on all of the links.
Some of you click on just a few. And some of you skip everything and go right to the comments. I wonder how many of you will click on every one of these? After all, there may be a marvelous nugget of goodness buried in these nine links! Or it could be a cruel and horrible assault on your senses. But you will never know unless you try them all. Do any of you have the intestinal fortitude to wade through all nine? And don't cheat! Enjoy the entire experience from start to finish. ++++ CBD has been seduced by the call of his evil side. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2017 10:19 PM (pvjTE) 85
I had never realized how Much Winnie the Pooh resembled Harry Reid.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (6n332) 86
I believe the original "anti-trust" principle was very simple, as embodied in the Sherman Act, which was only a few paragraphs - consumer harm was the only issue. No harm to consumer, no public issue. That remains, to me, a very solid approach.
And does not exclude action against the digital authoritarians, under that principle. Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (QDnY+) 87
Louis Marx, as in the Big Wheel.
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (U0v/A) 88
Those nine links are a crime against humanity. I'm reporting you to the UN, the CIA, PETA, ASCAP, and your mom.
Okay, the Elton John wasn't a total bomb but not one of his finer works. Actually, anything of his not on Yellow Brick Road falls into that category. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (0ogQG) 89
Send them out so we may know them.
Posted by: Ed Murray at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (LTHVh) 90
Down here in SouthEast Texas the school district I work at returned yesterday after 2 weeks off due to Harvey flooding. A local church working with out of state volunteers provided lunch for the staff today...... barbque chicken and all the fixins.
Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (1Mft0) 91
I clicked on everyone of those links and....NO YOKO!
Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (O5Q3r) 92
It puts the huney on it's skin, or else it gets the knife again.
Posted by: Psycho Pooh at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (PccTh) 93
CBD has been seduced by the call of his evil side.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous Such an anti-Semite! Oy vey! His Momma thought he would be a good boy! Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (S6Pax) 94
Saw all those skulls and went straight for the comments.
Posted by: Peaches at September Meh, reminded me of my bosses office in my first job out of college. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (0wem/) 95
The second one is a refutation of Marx's Labor Theory of Value.
Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (Vb4BV) Written by none other than Karl Marx. He was not a rocket scientist. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:21 PM (wYseH) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:21 PM (iVOAv) Posted by: What Happened at September 12, 2017 10:22 PM (Sv2/X) 98
Hiya Horde! It's good to be back among you!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 10:22 PM (cJiNU) 99
If there was a tech giant ripe for breaking up, it is Google. They should have never been allowed to buy YouTube.
Posted by: MAGA at September 12, 2017 10:22 PM (LnOh3) Posted by: Robert, seductively licking a scone at September 12, 2017 10:22 PM (mknWS) 101
RE: sleazebag lawyer... Gateway Pundit is reporting that he's resigned from the law firm due to a flood of calls and complaints.
"backlash." Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 10:22 PM (aT+Bx) Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2017 10:22 PM (MZwDv) 103
RustyG, I think we are from the same town or maybe from rival high schools. I'm no longer in the area.
Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 10:23 PM (eIQHF) 104
86 I believe the original "anti-trust" principle was very simple, as embodied in the Sherman Act, which was only a few paragraphs - consumer harm was the only issue. No harm to consumer, no public issue. That remains, to me, a very solid approach.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (QDnY+) In theory, perhaps. But as a vehicle for giving the Government more powers, maybe not so much. Wasn't it used as a weapon against Alcoa, for basically being awesome? Amazon is in a similar position, at this point. Hugely dominant, but it's all very fragile. Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 10:23 PM (Vb4BV) 105
If the proof of harm in a monopoly was with consumers, Rockefeller got screwed. The longer and more encompassing his monopoly, the lower the cost of kerosine and other distillates. The harm JD did was to other refiners.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:23 PM (LTHVh) 106
Seems more like 'what happens when George Martin gets hold of children's coloring books'.
Whether or not that counts as 'adult', I'll leave to Fenelon . . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 10:23 PM (6FqZa) 107
Those damn low flow toilets are screwing up waste and sewer lines. They were designed for a certain amount of water to make sure the solids and paper cleared properly, and the slope isn't enough for the new 1.5 GPF and lesser toilets. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:23 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: Robert, seductively licking a scone at September 12, 2017 10:24 PM (mknWS) 109
A local church working with out of state volunteers provided lunch for the staff today...... barbque chicken and all the fixins.
Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (1Mft0) Nice!!! Glad to hear you're approaching some semblance of normality over there. JJ Watt is over $32 million and finally gave a shoutout to the HEB guy for his $5 million. Y'all are still in my prayers, though. Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:24 PM (EgOr3) 110
95 The second one is a refutation of Marx's Labor Theory of Value.
Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (Vb4BV) Written by none other than Karl Marx. He was not a rocket scientist. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:21 PM (wYseH) **** Recognized the style but cannot remember the source. No. He was an average intellect at best. Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2017 10:24 PM (0tfLf) 111
95 The second one is a refutation of Marx's Labor Theory of Value.
Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (Vb4BV) Written by none other than Karl Marx. He was not a rocket scientist. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:21 PM (wYseH) That's hilarious! Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (Vb4BV) 112
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:23 PM (LTHVh)
I think the operative (and invisible but understood) phrase is "harm to consumers that make big enough campaign donations"! Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (gwPgz) Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (DMUuz) 114
ONT wallah:
I wonder if you'd "really like the Chicago School" as much if you'd ever spent time with Posner. He just resigned because of what he described as "friction" with the other judges. If anybody here thinks he was some kind of conservative, your information is... a bit dated. Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (qyZxC) 115
Gateway Pundit is reporting that he's resigned from the law firm due to a flood of calls and complaints.
Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 10:22 PM (aT+Bx) Or..and I know this is a crazy idea...you could click on the link at the end of that segment and discover the same thing! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH) 116
Sigh, does anyone else find watching The Weather Channel to be a really sad and depressing thing to do?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (0wem/) 117
That Boys with Plants thing is ridiculous. Who thinks of this stuff? And it's got 31.6K followers?
We are doomed. Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 10:26 PM (sDyjw) 118
102 Nice ONT, what a great collection of Oldies!
The only one missing was Muskrat Love. Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2017 10:22 PM (MZwDv) ****** Rodent Love....the forbidden kind! Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2017 10:26 PM (0tfLf) 119
I've read a lot about the Gulags of the Soviet era, From the German soldiers who disappeared into them after WW2, and all the others who probably built the Trans-Siberian RR. Not a good life, which was very short for most of them. One book (forgot the title) about mostly watered cabbage soup with maybe a piece of fish, with some of the prisoners becoming camp leaders who were worse than the Russians in treating the prisoners.
Posted by: Colin at September 12, 2017 10:26 PM (WFtr7) 120
101 RE: sleazebag lawyer... Gateway Pundit is reporting
that he's resigned from the law firm due to a flood of calls and complaints. "backlash." Posted by: shibumi Per the firm's statement, he was allowed to resign. They canned his ass. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (0ogQG) Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (YXJ+5) 122
Sigh, does anyone else find watching The Weather Channel to be a really sad and depressing thing to do?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (0wem/) TV in general. Turn it off. Posted by: Robert, seductively licking a scone at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (mknWS) 123
116 Sigh, does anyone else find watching The Weather Channel to be a really sad and depressing thing to do?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (0wem/) ***** Bowling for dollars? Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (0tfLf) 124
That's hilarious!
Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (Vb4BV) Yup. I read that and thought..."hmmm, who screwed up the quotation, because that makes no sense from a Marxist perspective." But Bartlett's confirms! Oh, and you really don't fit in around here....why are you reading the content? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (wYseH) 125
The Equifax personal information theft has motivated me to establish a credit freeze. To effectively do this one must contact all three credit reporting agencies.
Each agency will charge a fee to do this. Also each agency has informed me this must be done in writing. Maybe this is because my identity has been stolen. (It's a pia.) They, the credit reporting agencies, do not want individuals to freeze their credit. Neither do these credit monitoring companies or other fixit companies want you to freeze your credit. If you put a freeze on your credit you no longer need to purchase any of this so called protection because you have protected yourself and only you can permit any other entity to view your credit. You own it. Posted by: gNewt at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (m/vQu) 126
Recognized the style but cannot remember the source.
No. He was an average intellect at best. Posted by: Diogenes Marxism is stoooopid! Really, what a political philosophy of heartbreak, misery and disaster. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (S6Pax) Posted by: Puddleglum at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (CLzuE) 128
igh, does anyone else find watching The Weather Channel to be a really sad and depressing thing to do?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (0wem/) TV in general. Turn it off. Posted by: Robert, seductively licking a scone at September Yeah but The Weather Channel in particular is especially depressing. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:28 PM (0wem/) 129
"Tweet others the way you would wish to be tweeted."
Sign seen on the back of a car today. On a different car someone put, II believe in the 2nd amendment" "I'm a Christian and I vote." and "Pray" all of which are brave things to put on your car in this part NJ. I left a note saying that I was a pastor and appreciated their bumper stickers. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:28 PM (iVOAv) 130
Those nine links are a crime against humanity. I'm reporting you to the UN, the CIA, PETA, ASCAP, and your mom.
Okay, the Elton John wasn't a total bomb but not one of his finer works. Actually, anything of his not on Yellow Brick Road falls into that category. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM Island Girl is pretty bad. That LP was the start of the big slide for him. Captain Fantastic wasn't particularly stellar either, but it at least didn't blow chunks and had a couple of ok to good tracks on it, just nothing outstanding. That Island Girl LP was the pits and he never regained his early 70's songwriting/recording for. The nadir was his "disco" lp Victim of Love... ugh. Posted by: otho at September 12, 2017 10:28 PM (qGuLD) 131
I was schooled by the monetarists from the U of Chi. Crony capitalism was not part of the assumptions when I was schooled. I wonder what those professors would make of today's crony capitalism now 30 years later.
Google is dominant because more people choose to use it than other search engines. Its browser software and android software help maintain its dominance. {I don't use Google and I switched to an I-Phone to get away from android.} I think that access to capital to challenge Google may be a bigger barrier than anything else. Tax policy must be addressed as well as the enormous budget deficient for their impact upon access to capital. Two things that bloat the deficient are transfer payments to immigrants and Obamacare {and its heir apparent, single-payer}. Enact the Trump agenda and free our capital markets. Free people, free markets that should always be our goals. Posted by: Locke Common at September 12, 2017 10:28 PM (ciOBu) 132
This reminds me of my Alternative Economics class.
Want to know the difference between Marxist and Marxian? Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2017 10:28 PM (EZebt) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 10:28 PM (eMKNe) 134
but I am unsure whether successful government action to limit monopolistic behavior on the part of Google/Facebook/Twitter is either possible or desirable.
I've never studied economics... so I'm probably off base in many ways. I'm not even sure that in the 19th century, antitrust laws were the right way to go. Because informed consumers would be able to sniff out price fixing schemes and avoid them. I'm talking about how a few companies would collude to lower the price of some food in order to put competitors out of business, and then gouge customers when that had taken place. The informed consumer would realize "this will benefit me in the short term, but I will be screwed over in the long term, so I will avoid this". There would be no need for government regulation, which would always be subject to regulatory capture in the end, and so would not even accomplish the desired goal. I would prefer "informed consumer" to government regulation. But I think this is more hopeful than the situation in the 19th century. We have created these vile behemoths like google, twitter, facebook, youtube, and Amazon. I'm just as guilty as anybody. They are far more destructive than the trusts in the 19th century. But I think they are far easier to destroy. They do not provide any basic necessities. Just as people wised up last year that the GOPe was serving them a shit sandwich, so they would go for the outsider, they need to realize that these companies are evil, and just head for other alternatives (like bing, or getting shipping directly from whatever company they want, instead of using Amazon for the middleman), or do without. Now it is very easy, and virtually cost free to be an "informed consumer". Just avoid toxic urls like google, facebook, etc. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 10:29 PM (/qEW2) 135
The longer and more encompassing his monopoly, the lower the cost of kerosine and other distillates. The harm JD did was to other refiners.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Well, that and he did not bribe enough politicians. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 10:29 PM (S6Pax) 136
Why can't "trannie" be defined as someone who shreds like a bastard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woos47STEGk Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 10:29 PM (mknWS) 137
As a demonstration of how hideous Twitter and Facebook are unless you delete everything except your very closest friends and family, Shelly Meyer, Urban Meyers wife posted on her twitter account today that she is taking a break from posting on it. After OSU lost Saturday to Oklahoma in football, the out of control nutty portion of the OSU fanbase has not only attacked the players, especially JT Barrett the QB, but also Meyer and the entire coaching staff at OSU. And that hideousness has been extended to Shelley, who often posts in support of players and is a strong supporter of the team and school.
I don't have a twitter account and won't. My facebook account has been so pared to remove all the political crap on it that I pretty much see kittens, food recipes, and baby pictures. And that's it. Posted by: Jen the original at September 12, 2017 10:29 PM (/Qs0S) 138
Posted by: gNewt at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (m/vQu)
You also need to contact the IRS and Social Security. I think you can do it online. I did it almost 3 years ago and just had to jump through hoops just to get my mortgage broker copies of tax returns. I was gobsmacked to find the gubmint actually doing something for my benefit. Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:29 PM (EgOr3) 139
If anybody here thinks he was some kind of conservative, your information is... a bit dated.
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2017 10:25 PM (qyZxC) I think mostly he is an asshole who wants to be unique, which flies in the face of solid conservative jurisprudence. But there is more to The Chicago School than Posner. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:29 PM (wYseH) 140
19 Pretty sure the quotes are from Hillary's book.
Posted by: 2009Refugee I glanced at that thread. Big surprise. The woman's a nasty, grudge holding, bitch. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2017 10:30 PM (+lVUW) 141
Thanks Peaches. It's been a trip.
Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 10:30 PM (1Mft0) 142
Uh, that "Boys with Plants" link isn't for women.
It's like a very disappointing game of hide and go seek. Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 10:30 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2017 10:30 PM (fiGNd) 144
Yeah but The Weather Channel in particular is especially depressing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:28 PM (0wem/) Cuz they're reporting the storms went and killed everyone and global warming is coming and we should all repent. Porn is healthier. Or this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJR9UZtqq4w I *highly* recommend that. Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 10:31 PM (mknWS) 145
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Those damn low flow toilets are screwing up waste and sewer lines. They were designed for a certain amount of water to make sure the solids and paper cleared properly, and the slope isn't enough for the new 1.5 GPF and lesser toilets. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:23 PM (8O3HH) **** The asshole who invented those things needs to be strung up by his balls and beaten daily. And if it was a woman... the same. Gawd I hate them. Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2017 10:31 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 10:31 PM (1Mft0) 147
119 ...with some of the prisoners becoming camp leaders who were worse than the Russians in treating the prisoners.
Posted by: Colin The Dark Side is always calling. Some answer. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 10:31 PM (0ogQG) 148
Just one or two more excerpts of Hillary reading from her book, and I'm going full-time TCM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 10:31 PM (9tO1t) 149
So Stevie Wonder is a global warming denier?
http://tinyurl.com/ybrwkq2p Right from the horses ass-mouth Posted by: geoffb5 at September 12, 2017 10:31 PM (zOpu5) 150
But...I'm a big fan of The Chicago School...
I ain't. Not one damn bit. They don't even play anybody. SEC! SEC! SEC! Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:31 PM (LTHVh) 151
I can outlast several cans too.
Posted by: one tube of lube at September 12, 2017 10:31 PM (mJ8mX) 152
...time spent with friends and family of course, but also the new season of the Gilmore Girls, the Hamilton cast album, Martha Stuart's mac and cheese, a carboy of red wine...
Posted by: Hillary the Methane Monster in Repose at September 12, 2017 10:32 PM (t5m5e) 153
Apparently Rob Ranco's beef with Betsy DeVos is that she is working to see that young male college students accused of sexual assault receive due process, instead of a show trial in a kangaroo court.
Must be a shitty lawyer, if he is opposed to due process. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 10:32 PM (EkNES) 154
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 10:29 PM (S6Pax)
See also 112 Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 10:32 PM (gwPgz) 155
Okay CBD, I checked all the links.
Ah geez. Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe) 156
The low flow toilets (and high efficiency washers and similar) were invented because of a damn lefty eco-fascist mandate to save water. The left used to fuss about the right wanted to police the bedroom. They happily police the fucking bathroom, now. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:32 PM (8O3HH) 157
Wow...can't believe that Texas lawyer 'resigned'. Smug POS.
Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2017 10:32 PM (Enq6K) 158
I can outlast several cans too.
Posted by: one tube of lube at September 12, 2017 10:31 PM (mJ8mX) I'm choking to death here. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:32 PM (LTHVh) 159
RustyG, Always be faithful. LOL
Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 10:33 PM (eIQHF) 160
I used to get those in my main waste line until I had a very good plumber change the pitch enough so that nothing lingers.
--------- TMI, man. And I thought the nose hair thread was bad. Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 10:03 PM (sDyjw) Yep. You want your toilet drains pitched at "E" above middle "C". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 10:33 PM (EkNES) 161
Do these "men" think that being a metrosexual weeny is going to get them laid? And if so, what kind of woman is their ideal?
I'm your huckleberry! Posted by: Shep Smith at September 12, 2017 10:34 PM (BiLU+) 162
There was a really long list of google blacklist sites. They included:
Natural News Infowars Prison Planet Can't find the whole list, but there were a lot of sites. A LOT. Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 10:34 PM (aT+Bx) 163
That BBQ emergency outfit sort of reminds me of PizzaIDF, one of my favorite charities (when else in history has one been able to sit down to your laptop, and have pizza sent to troops actually involved in a war?). I know I mentioned it here once long ago, but there was a hilarious message from one donor (they post a selection of messages sent along with the pizza, on the website, or at least they used to).
"Consider these pizzas a small down payment of apology for the behavior of Colin Powell" (must have been Dubya's first term) Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2017 10:34 PM (QDnY+) 164
I remember when The Weather Channel was basically a screen giving you the essential info --temperature, humidity, wind and a sentence or two of the day's forecast. And muzak.
No hysterics. Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 10:34 PM (89VjS) 165
Well I didn't listen to all those "worst 70's songs" CBD collected and linked. I guess the horde could be flattered he followed that thread. I like that last one but what is that wardrobe style called?
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 12, 2017 10:34 PM (eASYU) 166
Nearly impossible to watch The Weather Channel without immense sadness.
Watching people who were in school for years getting a degree in communications, meteorology, maybe both, standing in the rain and the wind, describing what weather feels like, basically doing the work that pet rocks refuse to do. Simply because they never took the time to learn how to suck dick well enough to get a job inside. Guess there is no replacement for good parenting. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:34 PM (0wem/) 167
The left used to fuss about the right wanted to police the bedroom. They happily police the fucking bathroom, now.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear HEY! No smoking in the bathroom! Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 10:35 PM (S6Pax) 168
Wow...can't believe that Texas lawyer 'resigned'. Smug POS.
Posted by: Tami It was probably "Resign, or get 'invited' to our next target practice at the gun range." :-P Mr. Asshole Attorney didn't want to be the guy tied to a post with an apple in his mouth... Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 10:35 PM (eMKNe) 169
'Sup Grump ? What have I missed ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2017 10:35 PM (fiGNd) 170
Yeah but The Weather Channel in particular is especially depressing.
Sorry you feel that way. Would it help if I painted smiley faces on my Kevlar? Posted by: Jim Cantore at September 12, 2017 10:36 PM (O5Q3r) 171
Stevie Wonder kicked off the loonie fundraiser for hurricane relief by singing "Superstition". Well, he actually preached about climate change. Hard to tell.
Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ABjxW) Fucker can't tell daylight from dark without a Braille clock. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 10:36 PM (EkNES) 172
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He was unique alright. Man, did he ever "evolve." But, happily, he always retained his warm, gracious disposition. /s!!! Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2017 10:36 PM (qyZxC) 173
Do these "men" think that being a metrosexual weeny is going to get them laid? And if so, what kind of woman is their ideal?
The answer to the first one is "yes" and the answer to the second one is "a young and stupid woman whom they can dump easily" Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa) 174
How much attention will the MSM pay to this upstanding Democrat calling for the rape of a woman he disagrees with politically? None, of course. But that Trump he's a pig. And Ted Cruz, total pervert, what with the hot MILF. Misogynist objectifier of womyns. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:37 PM (8O3HH) 175
I use Duck Duck Go, is that a way to get away from Google most of the time??
Posted by: Colin at September 12, 2017 10:37 PM (WFtr7) Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 10:37 PM (1Mft0) 177
Since CBD didn't provide a 'good' link, and it was my bright idea to bring up all those 1970s songs...
I'll provide the good link. (At least I hope you guys think it's good.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CYB5V9e64 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 10:37 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (LTHVh) 179
Hi, can someone give me a summary of the 9 successive links so I can decide if I want to follow them or not?
I see it's all to youtube. Is it all music? Thanks in advance. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (/qEW2) 180
124 Oh, and you really don't fit in around here....why are you reading the content?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 10:27 PM (wYseH) After today's posts, I do not want to miss another gem at the level of Hillary's One Nostril Adventures. Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (Vb4BV) 181
Those music links were terrible. Sorry, old-school head banger.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (J9FkY) Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (7ulel) 183
Stevie Wonder kicked off the loonie fundraiser for hurricane relief by singing "Superstition". Well, he actually preached about climate change. Hard to tell.
Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ABjxW) Bastard is useless in a game of "Uno". Sucks at "Rook" as well. Fucker 'ought to call the spinner out to Krauthammer for "Twister". That would be a sight. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (fiGNd) 184
Do these "men" think that being a metrosexual weeny is going to get them laid? And if so, what kind of woman is their ideal?
Come and get it, boys! Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (EgOr3) 185
Hi, can someone give me a summary of the 9 successive links so I can decide if I want to follow them or not?
I see it's all to youtube. Is it all music? Thanks in advance. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September Hardcore porn. Mostly people doing it cruz style. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 10:39 PM (0wem/) 186
Grump, wasn't the "cheer" for the U. of Chicago football team, back in the 30s or something,
X squared, Y squared H2SO4! Themistocles, Thucydides Peloponnesian War! Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2017 10:39 PM (QDnY+) 187
@39
I saw Bunch of Homosexuals open for Little Sissy Boys at the Sonobi Center in Dubuque, IA in '84. It was pretty gay. Posted by: Guy who steals others' bits like Amy Schumer at September 12, 2017 10:40 PM (H5knJ) 188
Elton John was solid in the 1970's. Dependable. He straddled the line between cool and un-cool at the midway point of AM and FM. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is usually cited as his masterpiece, but the reputations of Tumbleweed Connection and Madman Across the Water, both from 1971, have grown in stature over the years.Interestingly, neither contained any big hit singles--. but "Tiny Dancer" could have been.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 10:40 PM (89VjS) 189
Ironically, the youtube video for Seasons in the Sun by CANADIAN singer Terry Jacks is blocked in Canada.
Posted by: Asko at September 12, 2017 10:18 PM (Gj9jK) I met Terry Jacks once when I was hanging with a bud who worked at a service station. He gave the impression of being completely disgusted with having to associate with plebes like ourselves, however briefly. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 10:40 PM (EkNES) 190
I'm ragin' 24x7.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (LTHVh) I always liked you, for some damn reason or another. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2017 10:41 PM (fiGNd) 191
So I'm still considering ways to irritate my rather narcissistic friend, the minister. I mentioned writing and saying flat out incorrect stuff such as:
60 people have been baptized since I came to the church. 20 people joined the church last Sunday Someone gave $500, 000 dollars to the church. No, I'm not really going to say it as it's lies, but it would irritate him. :^) I;d have to out something more reasonable though as he's a very bright person. Anyway, I mentioned the john Cleese sketch in a prior post "How To Irritate people" This is the irritating job interview sketch: http://tinyurl.com/hs6ym38 My erstwhile friends irritates me by saying "So, you want to have a coffee sometime" but never, ever following up on it and suggesting an actual day and time. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:41 PM (iVOAv) 192
we talkin about terlits now? i'll get archie.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:41 PM (KP5rU) 193
No, I usually don't click on all the links.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2017 10:41 PM (sdi6R) 194
I'll provide the good link. (At least I hope you guys think it's good.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CYB5V9e64 Posted by: qdpsteve -------------- Holey Toledo. Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 10:41 PM (9tO1t) 195
Metrosexual weeny.
Is this similar to a feminine penis, or somewhat in between a manly penis and feminine one? Note "feminine penis" was some 4Chan absurdity on the burning questions of "Are traps gay?", which got that prankster injected from that conference wherever. Not if the trap has a feminine penis, was a caveat. They went on to define that, something about Snuggle fabric softener dispenser. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:41 PM (8O3HH) 196
What is this about Hillary's one nostril?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:41 PM (iVOAv) 197
Those music links were terrible. Sorry, old-school head banger.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (J9FkY) Given the chance, I would make an ONT that would melt everyone's fucking face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOIRL7BIY-s Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 10:42 PM (mknWS) 198
25th year coaching and teaching in the district.
I graduated in '94, and I played all the sports. Volleyball in particular. Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 10:42 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 12, 2017 10:42 PM (e9G8E) 200
Grump, wasn't the "cheer" for the U. of Chicago football team, back in the 30s or something,
I rag on the non-SEC but even Bama can't boast of having a nuclear reactor in the stadium. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:42 PM (LTHVh) 201
Quotes from...
1) Karl Marx 2) Hillary Clinton 3) Adolf Hitler 4) All of the above. There is no sunglasses smiley. Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 10:42 PM (mJ8mX) 202
Okay, the Elton John wasn't a total bomb but not one of his finer works. Actually, anything of his not on Yellow Brick Road falls into that category.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 10:20 PM (0ogQG) Actually, back in the day, I liked Honky Chateau enough to buy the LP, which I still have. Never bought YBR. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 10:43 PM (EkNES) 203
Hi, can someone give me a summary of the 9 successive links so I can decide if I want to follow them or not?
They're all links to our new god and overlord Sonobi. Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 10:43 PM (O5Q3r) 204
Stevie Wonder kicked off the loonie fundraiser for hurricane relief by singing "Superstition".
==== That's disappointing. I like Stevie Wonder, and he's said some sensible things here and there about BLM and Islamic terrorism. (Not that he was on our side, or anything, but I thought maybe he was smarter than this.) Anyway. To cleanse the palate, here's a live version of the ballad of Mary Cloggenstein: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HvAXtE28MQ Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 12, 2017 10:43 PM (10LGw) 205
Al Bundy appreciated a good aggressive terlet, didn't he? What was his most revered toilet. The Ferguson 2000 or something? Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:43 PM (8O3HH) 206
196 What is this about Hillary's one nostril?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:41 PM (iVOAv) If you breathe in through one nostril, and out through the other, the pain of losing an election goes away. It's yoga. I think vodka was involved somehow, too. Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 10:43 PM (Vb4BV) 207
Mike Hammer, here's another one. For the headbangers.
(Yes, I love it.) ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqkg3_fnNqE Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe) 208
And some of you skip everything and go right to the comments.
Which is when I jumped to the bottom and left this. Because, life. Posted by: mindful webworker's theoretical existence at September 12, 2017 10:44 PM (d/5DH) 209
Apparently Rob Ranco's beef with Betsy DeVos is that she is working to see that young male college students accused of sexual assault receive due process, instead of a show trial in a kangaroo court.
Must be a shitty lawyer, if he is opposed to due process. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon No, because he is a male and opposes due process for males he's being virtuous. He's like the human in Avatar who is virtuous because he becomes a Na'vi who opposes humans. To oppose that which you are is virtuous, unless you are a member of the *ahem* "oppressed" classes, in which case to oppose what you are is being an Uncle Tom. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 10:44 PM (/qEW2) 210
>>> So I'm still considering ways to irritate my rather narcissistic friend, the minister.
Tell him that you are the chaplain for The Moron Horde. Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 10:44 PM (U0v/A) 211
I see it's all to youtube. Is it all music? Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM Sadly, the often reliable ONT disappoints this time. Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at September 12, 2017 10:44 PM (DMUuz) 212
205; i believe you are correct.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:44 PM (KP5rU) 213
Here's a link to an Isle of Man TT video:
https://youtu.be/iRWp9rhfS_0 And the video of the music behind it: https://youtu.be/caENELmIXvE Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (J9FkY) 214
You're just mad because the Yankees lost. Again.
Posted by: bluebell And Bosox WIN! (so do MinnStPaul Twins)! Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (apj4B) Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (mknWS) 216
>>> So I'm still considering ways to irritate my rather narcissistic friend, the minister.
Send out one of those church bulletins and tell them next week is "pantsless Sunday." Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (EgOr3) 217
RH; PAC
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (3JQ/p) 218
23 -- CBD M -- Hell, no, I'm not trolling through every last second of that musical dreck. The best thing I can say about it is one of the songs has a link to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, complete with lyrics. After thirty some years, I finally figured a couple of lines out that I'd just guessed about before.
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (oLynO) Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (BsIi9) 220
Looks like the mayor of Seattle will soon be identified by the media as a republican
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (h1jJh) 221
What is this about Hillary's one nostril?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke She admits in the book that she has a third one, in the back of her neck. You didn't know? Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (eMKNe) 222
You were in the 7th my first year at PNMS.
Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (1Mft0) 223
Al Bundy:
Bud, the toilets of today aren't worthy of the name. They come in designer colors and they're too low. And when you flush them, they make this little weak, almost apologetic sound. Not the Ferguson. It only comes in white. And when you flush it, 'BA-WOOSH'. That's a man's flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, 'I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot'." Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:46 PM (8O3HH) 224
Mike Hammer,
What on earth are you watching where you are subjected to seeing FAB reading excerpts from her book? I just want to make sure I don't switch to that channel. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2017 10:46 PM (+lVUW) 225
I did a credit freeze years ago. I was able to do it online.
If you have to write a letter, do it. Now. Mail it tomorrow! Posted by: JAS at September 12, 2017 10:46 PM (UnDQI) 226
So I'm still considering ways to irritate my rather narcissistic friend, the minister.
May I suggest a little CBD ? Preacher Man talkin' on TV Puttin' down the rock 'n roll Wants me send a donation 'Cause he's worried about my soul He says Jesus walked on the water And I know that is true But sometimes I think that preacher man Would like to do a little walkin' too And I ain't askin' nobody for nothin' If I can't get it on my own And if you don't like the way I'm livin' You just leave this long haired country boy alone Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2017 10:46 PM (fiGNd) 227
Stevie Wonder was on a roll up to about 1977, putting out a string of groundbreaking albums. Has he done anything of note since?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 10:46 PM (89VjS) 228
RE: sleazebag lawyer... Gateway Pundit is reporting that he's resigned from the law firm due to a flood of calls and complaints.
"backlash." Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 10:22 PM (aT+Bx) If Rob Ranco were to fall into depression, and suck-start a .45, I guess I'd be OK with it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 10:46 PM (EkNES) 229
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (EgOr3)
He wears clergy robes. No pants wouldn't make a difference. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:47 PM (iVOAv) Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 10:47 PM (rvNNy) 231
Bud, the toilets of today aren't worthy of the name.
They come in designer colors and they're too low. And when you flush them, they make this little weak, almost apologetic sound. Not the Ferguson. It only comes in white. And when you flush it, 'BA-WOOSH'. That's a man's flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, 'I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot'." Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:46 PM (8O3HH) If I die laughing, it's your fault, bub. Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at September 12, 2017 10:47 PM (EgOr3) 232
219 130-tonne 'monster fatberg' clogs London sewer
I'm thankful for my job. Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2017 10:45 PM (BsIi9) *glances at Trigglypuff's massage therapist* So are we! Posted by: London sewer workers at September 12, 2017 10:47 PM (ABjxW) 233
Ah, crap, old sock. A thousand pardons.
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:47 PM (EgOr3) 234
Oops...never mind. You were graduating my first year there. Never said i taught math.
Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 10:47 PM (1Mft0) 235
Those music video links make me realize how little testosterone was around rock bands in the 70s. Minnie Riperton comes across as more butch than the Bay City Rollers. As much as I like the instrumental part of Wild Fire and Michael Martin Murphy's later cowboy albums, I just realized that Wild Fire is a variation of Teen Angel. SIGH.
The high point of the 1970s was meeting the future Mrs. JTB. Posted by: JTB at September 12, 2017 10:47 PM (V+03K) 236
If you breathe in through one nostril, and out through the other, the pain of losing an election goes away. It's yoga.
Actually, it's cocaine. Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2017 10:47 PM (Sv2/X) 237
I guess we can blame Hillary's ghost writer because i really doubt Hillary even wrote most of that dreck.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:48 PM (iVOAv) 238
Hills only had one nostril
Huma had two but they were small Podesta had somethin' sim'lar And poor old Comey had no nostrils at all Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 10:48 PM (mJ8mX) 239
I get the feeling the rinocrat/BLM/antifa/commie/muslim faction would gladly do a PolPot recipe on people like me.
Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2017 10:48 PM (zLDYs) Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 10:48 PM (eIQHF) 241
I like that UPC code. Goldenberg's Chews, a candy based out of Philadelphia, has their UPC code shaped into the Philadelphia skyline
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 10:48 PM (ANIFC) 242
And don't cheat! Enjoy the entire experience from start to finish.
Right click, open in new tab, see title, close tab. Repeat repeat repeat. Didn't watch any of them. Nice way to disincentivize clicking your links, CBD. Not one of those links was up to Ted Cruz standards. Posted by: mindful webworker's theoretical existence at September 12, 2017 10:49 PM (d/5DH) 243
227; nobody gives a fuck. he should be doing casinos for breakfast tickets. what a fucking turd.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU) 244
Because informed consumers would be able to sniff out price fixing schemes and avoid them. I'm talking about how a few companies would collude to lower the price of some food in order to put competitors out of business, and then gouge customers when that had taken place.
The informed consumer would realize "this will benefit me in the short term, but I will be screwed over in the long term, so I will avoid this". There would be no need for government regulation, which would always be subject to regulatory capture in the end, and so would not even accomplish the desired goal. I would prefer "informed consumer" to government regulation. But I think this is more hopeful than the situation in the 19th century. We have created these vile behemoths like google, twitter, facebook, youtube, and Amazon. I'm just as guilty as anybody. They are far more destructive than the trusts in the 19th century. But I think they are far easier to destroy. They do not provide any basic necessities. Just as people wised up last year that the GOPe was serving them a shit sandwich, so they would go for the outsider, they need to realize that these companies are evil, and just head for other alternatives (like bing, or getting shipping directly from whatever company they want, instead of using Amazon for the middleman), or do without. Now it is very easy, and virtually cost free to be an "informed consumer". Just avoid toxic urls like google, facebook, etc. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 10:29 PM (/qEW2) Well said. _ I don't think millennials can comprehend those words in that order. Posted by: gNewt at September 12, 2017 10:49 PM (m/vQu) 245
What on earth are you watching where you are subjected to seeing FAB reading excerpts from her book?
I just want to make sure I don't switch to that channel. Posted by: nerdygirl --------- All of the FOX evening shows have played excerpts. Excruciating to listen to. Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 10:49 PM (9tO1t) 246
If I concentrate all my breathing through one nostril, not even light is powerful enough to escape.
Posted by: Henry Waxman at September 12, 2017 10:49 PM (PccTh) 247
I'm guessing that those "boys" don't like actually getting their hands dirty in the garden. Their knees maybe. Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 10:50 PM (O5Q3r) 248
I believe this is Coach Comeaux's 42nd year. I can't imagine.
Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 10:50 PM (1Mft0) 249
Al's terlet was just a Ferguson, no 2000. I was getting that mixed up with the top of the line toupee that Bull, the chrome dome giant bailiff on Night Court got one time. That was the famous Shatner Turbo 2000. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:50 PM (8O3HH) 250
I like this too, though there's some here who might not:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkzb656WVuQ Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 10:50 PM (eMKNe) 251
179 Hi, can someone give me a summary of the 9 successive links so I can decide if I want to follow them or not?
I see it's all to youtube. Is it all music? Thanks in advance. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 10:38 PM (/qEW2) ++++ You need this addon: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/flashstopper/ It stops Youtube's autoplay. So, you can just open all the links in their own tabs and then you can decide whether or not to hit the play button on Dan Hill's "Sometimes when we touch". Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2017 10:51 PM (FUu/Z) Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2017 10:51 PM (5QyYN) 253
175 I use Duck Duck Go, is that a way to get away from Google most of the time??
Posted by: Colin Yes. But it is mostly impossible to avoid Goolag entirely, unless you avoid youtube and emailing people and messaging to Android phones. My brother refugeed with us for 10 days after Harvey, and he's a big technophile. I swear, I heard the phrase "Ok Google" approximately 12 billion times during his stay. That's how you start a voice search on your phone. I was reduced to saying Okay Google, kill yourself, or OG, commit seppuku; well, you get the idea. Not a fan. But I had an Echo Dot lying around that I was never going to use (it was a gift), so I gave him that. And I can report that Alexa is dumber than a box of rocks. Google has nothing to worry about there. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 10:51 PM (0ogQG) 254
Elton John was solid in the 1970's. Dependable. He straddled the line between cool and un-cool at the midway point of AM and FM. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is usually cited as his masterpiece, but the reputations of Tumbleweed Connection and Madman Across the Water, both from 1971, have grown in stature over the years.Interestingly, neither contained any big hit singles--. but "Tiny Dancer" could have been.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 10:40 PM Madman is a really solid LP, probably his most overlooked. There's some great stuff on that... title track, Tiny Dancer, Levon and Rotten Peaches. Tumbleweed Connection is somewhat patchy, but it does have Burn Down The Mission on it... which is worth the price of admission alone... almost. Posted by: otho at September 12, 2017 10:51 PM (qGuLD) 255
How to irritate people on a plane-This sketch was done long before simply riding on a plane could be irritating:
http://tinyurl.com/pcsnvvk Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:52 PM (iVOAv) 256
See the Shat in his TJ Hooker days. That was the Shatner Turbo 2000 in all it's glory. And look up Bull wearing it, too. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:52 PM (8O3HH) 257
#29 and F you FF, for being a buggy POS full of "short cut" keys i can't kill often enough.
Switch to Pale Moon. Simple to install and it allows you to carry over all of your FF bookmarks without a problem. It's like FF from the good old days when it worked and before it went Leftist. I'd also suggest getting Adblock Latitude 4.0.1 from the add-ons page; and NoScript 5.0.6 if you're a bit more familiar with computer stuff. Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 10:52 PM (mJ8mX) Posted by: JAS at September 12, 2017 10:52 PM (UnDQI) 259
RustyG, she's quite a lady. I was the second generation of my family members she coached. It's crazy to see her coaching my classmates' kids.
Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 10:54 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: Lifetime at September 12, 2017 10:54 PM (eMKNe) 261
You know who doesn't have that nostril problem? Laura Battiferri, that's who.
Posted by: Agnolo Bronzino at September 12, 2017 10:54 PM (9tO1t) 262
Did not know that Maya Rudolph was squeaktastic Minnie Ripperton's daughter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 12, 2017 10:55 PM (qJtVm) 263
Given the chance, I would make an ONT that would melt everyone's fucking face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOIRL7BIY-s Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 10:42 PM (mknWS) Where in the actual fuck do you find this shit, and why do I always like it so much?! Does Berserker know about this... person? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 12, 2017 10:55 PM (yE+j4) 264
Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 10:48 PM
You obviously know who else only had one ... Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2017 10:55 PM (DMUuz) 265
No, because he is a male and opposes due process for males he's being virtuous. He's like the human in Avatar who is virtuous because he becomes a Na'vi who opposes humans. To oppose that which you are is virtuous, unless you are a member of the *ahem* "oppressed" classes, in which case to oppose what you are is being an Uncle Tom.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 10:44 PM (/qEW2) So, shitty lawyer, then. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 10:55 PM (EkNES) 266
Those damn low flow toilets are screwing up waste and sewer lines
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10: dat's why I flush mine 3x preflush to make sure the last user didn't booby trap me then 2x after that Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 10:55 PM (XKqn4) 267
When I read about the monster fatberg clogging the sewers I'd thought you--know-who had suffered a biking accident and pitched himself into a Culver City manhole.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 10:55 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: Captin' Crunch at September 12, 2017 10:55 PM (w+Jhj) 269
Cambodia was a stinking, shameful disaster. If the Dems hadn't of pulled the funding for South Vietnam, it wouldn't have happened. But just try arguing that point with a Proggie. Please tell me how repeatedly shrieking "No!" can be construed as a rational discussion.
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at September 12, 2017 10:56 PM (oLynO) 270
My computer is video challenged and re from the up the thread, I present Sarah Sanders response to the reporter asking if President Trump is going to read Hildabeast's book. In text:
During Tuesday's White House press briefing, Sanders said she did not know whether Trump would read the whole book titled "What Happened." "But I would think that he's pretty well versed on what happened and I think it's pretty clear to all of America," she said. "I think it's sad that after Hillary Clinton ran one of the most negative campaigns in history and lost and the last chapter of her public life is gonna be now defined by propping up book sales with false and reckless attacks and I think that's a sad way for her to continue [in] this form,"... Posted by: gNewt at September 12, 2017 10:56 PM (m/vQu) 271
Okay, so there's some fucking bullshit on EVERY tv channel (well, I only have about 5). JJ Watt has raised over 32 million dollars and I still got to watch tv. This is harshing my mellow.
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:56 PM (EgOr3) 272
I'm talking about how a few companies would collude to lower the price
of some food in order to put competitors out of business, and then gouge customers when that had taken place. Bastards! Posted by: Epi-Pen, a branch of the DNC at September 12, 2017 10:57 PM (mJ8mX) 273
Sadly, the often reliable ONT disappoints this time.
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society Ugh, message received. Thank you for the heads up. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 10:57 PM (/qEW2) 274
Robert, I thought goths were some of the original transers.
I've seen at least a few male goths in makeup and tights... Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 10:57 PM (eMKNe) 275
A fire? At a SEA PARKS??
Posted by: Roy Trenneman at September 12, 2017 10:57 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Bernie Taupin at September 12, 2017 10:57 PM (9tO1t) 277
Did not know that Maya Rudolph was squeaktastic Minnie Ripperton's daughter.
Whoa, I didn't know that either. Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 10:57 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2017 10:57 PM (5QyYN) 279
I like that Joe Jackson clip much better than the Slade cut.
I'm a fool for a masterful bass. *hemming my bosses pants right now* Posted by: booknlass at September 12, 2017 10:58 PM (SBgDf) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 10:58 PM (LTHVh) 281
Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/907799992156422149 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/907800068417359872 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/907800151510667264 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/907800233517731845 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/907800306003652610 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/907800417312153601 Posted by: kbdabear at September 12, 2017 10:58 PM (qLxiB) 282
What is the sound of one nostril wheezing?
Posted by: ancient buddhist meditation query at September 12, 2017 10:58 PM (mJ8mX) 283
booknlass, that's cool. ;-)
Now for some classic 1960s R&B!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBW9Gt2ha44 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 10:59 PM (eMKNe) 284
Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2017 10:47 PM (Sv2/X)
LOL. I've never tried cocaine and I find sometimes in private if If i put one finger across a nostril and breath in and then do it to the other nostril. it can be relaxing but I've never called it yoga and I don't plan to ever run for President. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:59 PM (iVOAv) 285
tu3031: ...NO YOKO!
Yeah, I'll give 'im that. I was sure the "cruel and horrible assault on your senses" would be. Posted by: mindful webworker's gouda vibrations at September 12, 2017 10:59 PM (d/5DH) 286
preflush to make sure the last user didn't booby trap me
I hear it's sound first date protocol as well. Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 10:59 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: Hillary at September 12, 2017 11:00 PM (/Nite) 288
When I read about the monster fatberg clogging the sewers...
==== I flashed back to middle school. Kids can be so cruel. Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 12, 2017 11:00 PM (10LGw) 289
>>>Okay, so there's some fucking bullshit on EVERY tv
channel (well, I only have about 5). JJ Watt has raised over 32 million dollars and I still got to watch tv. This is harshing my mellow. Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 10:56 PM (EgOr3)<<< Should use that to buy Houston an offense. Posted by: the Jacksonville Jags at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (PccTh) 290
I would literally pay some illegal LA asshole to do a car chase right now. It's my only hope because Stevie Wonder just fried my last good nerve.
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (EgOr3) 291
[]i]237 I guess we can blame Hillary's ghost writer because i really doubt Hillary even wrote most of that dreck.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke So Hillary's ghost writer is a nasty, grudge holding bitch? Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (+lVUW) 292
Posted by: gNewt at September 12, 2017 10:56 PM (m/vQu)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is no shrinking violet; i like her. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (iVOAv) 293
And then I got tangled in Hermione's spurt, ah, growth spurt. and whammo, a hundred comments.
Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (zLDYs) 294
Boys with plants should be photobombed/meme-bombed by photos of grown up boys with automobile plants, steel plants, chip fabs, hydro-electric plants, sawmills, furniture factories, and just to bridge the gap, industrial farms.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (N8io/) 295
Switch to Pale Moon. Simple to install and it allows
you to carry over all of your FF bookmarks without a problem. It's like FF from the good old days when it worked and before it went Leftist. I'd also suggest getting Adblock Latitude 4.0.1 from the add-ons page; and NoScript 5.0.6 if you're a bit more familiar with computer stuff. Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 10:52 PM (mJ8mX) --- LOL, just dropped back in and saw this... does it run on 32-bit Vista? as for NoScript, i'm already there. i'm a dinosaur, not a Luddite. Posted by: redc1c4 at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (k4JYR) 296
282
What is the sound of one nostril wheezing? Posted by: ancient buddhist meditation query at September 12, 2017 10:58 PM (mJ8mX) Mark Levin? Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 11:02 PM (EgOr3) 297
What is the sound of one nostril hemorrhaging blood?
Posted by: ancient buddhist meditation query at September 12, 2017 11:02 PM (mJ8mX) Posted by: gNewt at September 12, 2017 11:02 PM (m/vQu) 299
It's my only hope because Stevie Wonder just fried my last good nerve.
Yeah, that was a douche move. I wonder if he gave up air travel and reduced his carbon footprint because of his strong belief. Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 11:02 PM (eIQHF) 300
Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics
Posted by: kbdabear at September 12, 2017 10:58 PM (qLxiB) If I were President, you'd be up for a Presidential Freedom Medal. Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2017 11:02 PM (JO9+V) 301
It's my only hope because Stevie Wonder just fried my last good nerve.
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (EgOr3) We should put him against Zombie Bob Ross in a Paint By Numbers to the Death. Spoiler Alert - Bob Ross has this one in the bag. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2017 11:02 PM (fiGNd) 302
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
I think Hillary contributed to it-so the ghost writer got the nastiness own legitimately. I just don't think Hillary actually wrote it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:02 PM (iVOAv) 303
290; right there with you peaches. annoying as a bad case of the shits. never got him. ever.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU) 304
(ahem)
Posted by: Bernie Taupin at September 12, 2017 10:57 PM (9tO1t) Indeed. Seems all of Elton John's best tunes were written by Bernie. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:03 PM (EkNES) 305
Okay now, is Mrs Smith a Jenner type trannie or an Ed Woods/Eddie Izzard type trannie?
#ThisShitIsGettingConfusing Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 12, 2017 11:03 PM (yE+j4) 306
That was the Shatner Turbo 2000 in all it's glory.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 10:52 PM The Shatner Turbo 2000 was recalled, and later banned, due to the overwhelming effect it had on women in the vicinity of the wearer. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2017 11:03 PM (DMUuz) 307
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 12, 2017 11:03 PM (IcT7t) 308
302 - Got the nastiness 'down" legitimately.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:03 PM (iVOAv) 309
'Do these "men" think that being a metrosexual weeny is going to get them laid?'
Well, not by females. Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 12, 2017 11:04 PM (4ha45) 310
>> And then I got tangled in Hermione's spurt
Do you know what I read "spurt" as? I'm just a debauched pervert. Mind in the damn gutter. And lovin' it. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH) 311
We have boys with plants here in Colorado.
Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2017 11:04 PM (ZapPq) Posted by: gNewt at September 12, 2017 11:04 PM (m/vQu) 313
Girls too.
Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2017 11:04 PM (ZapPq) 314
Boys with plants should be photobombed/meme-bombed by photos of grown up boys with automobile plants, steel plants, chip fabs, hydro-electric plants, sawmills, furniture factories, and just to bridge the gap, industrial farms.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (N8io/) Or just photos like these: https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=American+Farmer&FORM=RESTAB Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 11:04 PM (rvNNy) 315
I liked that Hole video.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 12, 2017 11:05 PM (yE+j4) Posted by: booknlass at September 12, 2017 11:05 PM (SBgDf) 317
Later. Somebody please tell the DayWalkers "howdy" or "fuck off" ... I'm sure they'll know who is who.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2017 11:05 PM (fiGNd) 318
Boys with plants should be photobombed/meme-bombed by photos of grown up boys with automobile plants, steel plants, chip fabs, hydro-electric plants, sawmills, furniture factories, and just to bridge the gap, industrial farms.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at September 12, 2017 11:01 PM (N8io/) Heh. Two lumberjacks with a giant crosscut saw, posed on the stump of a freshly-felled Redwood. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:05 PM (EkNES) 319
196 What is this about Hillary's one nostril?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Clever euphamism for a specific Tantic sex act. Very unnatural to most people. Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 11:05 PM (apj4B) 320
Tammy, thanks ;-)
Thought it would be a nice palate cleanser from the weepy creepy 70s songs, or as one of Stereo Review's album reviewers used to call that genre of music, "wimp rock." Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:06 PM (eMKNe) 321
All of the FOX evening shows have played excerpts. Excruciating to listen to.
Posted by: Mike Hammer Oh. Take some medication for nausea. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW) 322
#295 I don't know, redc1c4. See if it will run okay; if not, then you can always uninstall it.
Glad to hear about the NoScript. I'm no techie at all but I could see it discombobulating someone wondering what all the Forbid and Allow things are so I thought I'd give a warning first. Posted by: ancient buddhist meditation query at September 12, 2017 11:06 PM (mJ8mX) 323
If you breathe in through one nostril, and out through the other, the pain of losing an election goes away. It's yoga. Put Vodka in your Navage. https://www.navage.com/ Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 11:06 PM (IqV8l) 324
booknlass, thanks!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:06 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: Albert Gore Jr at September 12, 2017 11:06 PM (XKqn4) 326
Seen a ton of guys at the plant all of a sudden wearing their hair in an even more parodical version of a man bun. The couple I have seen do not even have enough hair to make a man bun- it is like a man sprout on top of their noggins.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2017 11:06 PM (rb1zT) 327
Those quotes reminded me of an episode of Econ Pop on YouTube. The Treasure of The Sierra Madre was never so much fun!
https://youtu.be/p4MagNKICiw Posted by: Rihar at September 12, 2017 11:07 PM (+ao6J) 328
"Facebooks days are numbered
only old people are on facebook no one under 22-25 uses it" Yeah, the younguns mostly use Instagram. Which is owned by... Facebook. Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. Posted by: torquewrench at September 12, 2017 11:07 PM (ujwCG) 329
So I'm still considering ways to irritate my rather narcissistic friend, the minister.
Fenelon, I'm assuming that he's always vaunting his wonderful numbers and statistics at you, which is why you are tempted to do the same to him. You might try: "Well, you know, numerical growth isn't as important as spiritual growth. Are you actually teaching them any sound doctrine? How long do they usually stay? Is the back door as wide as the front door?" Or perhaps "Well! You sure have done many great works. Perhaps not on the scale of St. Peter in Acts, or Jonathan Edwards, but you may get there someday. And though you've done many great works, dear, I hope you realize that salvation is not by works. That's the whole point" Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 11:07 PM (/qEW2) 330
Thought it would be a nice palate cleanser from the weepy creepy 70s songs, or as one of Stereo Review's album reviewers used to call that genre of music, "wimp rock."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:06 PM Haha. Yeah. "Easy Listening". Posted by: otho at September 12, 2017 11:08 PM (qGuLD) 331
Indeed. Seems all of Elton John's best tunes were written by Bernie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon He was the Brown Dirt Cowboy. Kinda takes on a different meaning, now, with Elton's preferences, doesn't it? Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:08 PM (S6Pax) 332
Do you know what I read "spurt" as?
"Snort" because of all the nostril talk? And #322 Buddhist sock off. Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 11:08 PM (mJ8mX) 333
Here's a page with the Night Court Shatner Turbo 2000 clips.
Not any on Youtube. http://preview.tinyurl.com/66yd4vj Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:08 PM (8O3HH) 334
They don't come any better than this one IMHO (it's worth sitting through the stupid ad):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlPHmYtqSdA Can't believe Robert Palmer is already gone. He died WAY too young. Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:08 PM (eMKNe) 335
I think Hillary's brain is too fried with whatever lines she has, anger, bitterness and probably alcohol to write a book-even a very bad book. It's possible that someone listened to her, taped her and wrote it and she "corrected' some parts before the final draft was done..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:08 PM (iVOAv) 336
The ghost writer obviously hates Hillary and is trolling her.
It wasn't all yoga and breathing: I also drank my share of Chardonnay. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 12, 2017 11:09 PM (10LGw) 337
Whatever lines=Whatever illness
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:09 PM (iVOAv) 338
196 What is this about Hillary's one nostril? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 10:41 PM (iVOAv) One Nostril to rule them all, One Nostril to find them, One Nostril to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Chappaqua where the Squatches lie. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 11:09 PM (pNxlR) 339
I would literally pay some illegal LA asshole to do a car chase right now. It's my only hope because Stevie Wonder just fried my last good nerve.
Posted by: Peaches at September Well, the good thing about moving to Indiana is that it will cost on ly a fraction of what it would in LA to pay someone to take the LAPD on a high speed car chase. Guess on the downside, it will be with a tractor not a car. When IAPD sends out their major case squad it is usually to investigate serial cow tipping. Well Captain, there were 2 or 3 cows tipped over here at the Smith place. Then down the path past the hollow 2 or 3 more at the Johnson place. Then round the bend by the big tree, not that big tree, the other big tree, things got crazy and there were 5 cows tipped. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:09 PM (0wem/) 340
https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-irritate-a-narcissist
/thanks to the internet, you just have to ask questions, not actually think! Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:09 PM (aT+Bx) Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (1Mft0) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (Ckg4U) 343
Okay, okay, I just read some woman's dating profile and she's a single mom, 41.. but she's 5'3" herself and is only interested in men who are 5'11" or taller and who works out 5-6 days a week. Pickey, pickey!
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (HaZvX) 344
I'm rolling in this Win like a dog rolls on a carpet.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (Ckg4U) 345
omg, the left has proclaimed kid rock racist! i guess his street cred is bolstered. way to go dumbfucks. kid don't need no faggots.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (KP5rU) 346
"Facebooks days are numbered
only old people are on facebook no one under 22-25 uses it" So you are saying it is the fall back for the HQ after a nuclear attack? Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (0wem/) 347
323 Put Vodka in your Navage.
https://www.navage.com/ Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 11:06 PM (IqV8l) I endorse this link, both for the nostril torture device, and, if you scroll down, the endorsement from "Raymond Aceto, International Opera Star." Dude looks seriously worked up about the Navage, but more importantly, he's rocking some formidable nostrils. Not Waxman level, but still impressive. Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 11:11 PM (Vb4BV) 348
Can't believe Robert Palmer is already gone. He died WAY too young.
Posted by: qdpsteve It was the cocaine that got him. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:11 PM (S6Pax) 349
>>> So I'm still considering ways to irritate my rather narcissistic friend, the minister
Sing the Rolling Stone's "Sympathy For the Devil" when he's around. Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 12, 2017 11:11 PM (XNmc+) 350
Wait. Elton John recorded a tune titled 'The Ballad of Ace the Ferret'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 11:11 PM (9tO1t) 351
Bossy, that's a damn shame.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:11 PM (eMKNe) 352
What happened, Scogg? I wasn't daywalking today so I don't understand your reference.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 11:12 PM (mJ8mX) 353
343 Okay, okay, I just read some woman's dating profile and she's a single mom, 41.. but she's 5'3" herself and is only interested in men who are 5'11" or taller and who works out 5-6 days a week. Pickey, pickey!
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (HaZvX) But she would probably take a dwarf billionaire. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2017 11:13 PM (rb1zT) Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 11:13 PM (EgOr3) 355
One Nostril to rule them all,
One Nostril to find them, One Nostril to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Chappaqua where the Squatches lie. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 11:09 PM (pNxlR) Heh. In the "Bored of The Rings" lampoon, the Ring Wraiths were called the Nozdrul (pronounced nose drool). Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:13 PM (EkNES) 356
who is Hillary going to blame when her books sales suck?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2017 11:13 PM (h1jJh) Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2017 11:13 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:14 PM (S6Pax) Posted by: Messrs. Barnes and Noble at September 12, 2017 11:14 PM (eMKNe) 360
Bossy, that would explain the "there's no telling where the money went" line. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (eMKNe) 361
353; she is talking about his checkbook. she aint gonna fuck him physically.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (KP5rU) 362
They call it Stormy Monday. . . .
Posted by: booknlass at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (SBgDf) 363
'Do these "men" think that being a metrosexual weeny is going to get them laid?'
Well, not by females. Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 12, 2017 11:04 PM (4ha45) I suspect that the women who are following that account are attracted to the idea of a guy who can work with his hands, and who has the patience and skill to nurture a plant to grow and thrive. Compare that to a Brooklyn hipster or a metrosexual who play video games all day while "writing" their script that's going to get them noticed by Hollywood... Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (rvNNy) 364
271 Okay, so there's some fucking bullshit on EVERY tv channel (well, I only have about 5). JJ Watt has raised over 32 million dollars and I still got to watch tv. This is harshing my mellow.
Posted by: Peaches I watched the movie " Sully" earlier. Sometimes when I get fed up with tv I go out and rent some dvd's. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (+lVUW) 365
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 11:07 PM (/qEW2)
No, he doesn't tell me his numbers. I write and say "How do the baptisms go?" and he says "Very well; You can look at the video on the website" Groan The last thing I did to irritate him was to send him some quotes on humility and how you shouldn't use your friends or family for your own ends (I often share quotes from writers he wouldn't know of), Then he wrote back and said "So, how are things going and suggested coffee. It's really kind of comical in a way. He's very talented as many narcissistic people are, but he's just not "there" perhaps he's better with his congregation members Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (iVOAv) 366
I want to take a moment to thank all of those here who expressed such sincere concern for my yuuge white pie last night. It survived the storm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (9tO1t) 367
343 Okay, okay, I just read some woman's dating profile and she's a single mom, 41.. but she's 5'3" herself and is only interested in men who are 5'11" or taller and who works out 5-6 days a week. Pickey, pickey!
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (HaZvX) Figures. Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (cJiNU) 368
who is Hillary going to blame when her books sales suck?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks Kidding right? You think soros and company haven't bought enough to make it the #1 best seller? Posted by: the guy across the street at September 12, 2017 11:16 PM (sf2BM) 369
Fenelon, have you ever heard that Jesus miracles were performed in concert with the Torah reading of that week?
Posted by: gNewt at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (m/vQu) 370
Okay, okay, I just read some woman's dating profile and she's a single mom, 41.. but she's 5'3" herself and is only interested in men who are 5'11" or taller and who works out 5-6 days a week. Pickey, pickey!
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (HaZvX) Those profiles are hilarious. The kind of guy that they're looking for doesn't need to go on dating sites. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (rvNNy) 371
Bossy, that would explain the "there's no telling where the money went" line. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve Indeed. There's a sound effect of the razor blade sweeping the mirror. I know an older guy who was quite wealthy, in the music biz, and now is just an old coke addict. It's really kind of sad. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (S6Pax) Posted by: Bourbonchicken at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (rnAwa) 373
"I want to take a moment to thank all of those here who expressed such sincere concern for my yuuge white pie last night. It survived the storm."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (9tO1t) When a White Pie survives a storm? I think we all celebrate. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (Ckg4U) 374
334 They don't come any better than this one IMHO (it's worth sitting through the stupid ad):
qdpsteve, if you're running Firefox there's an ad block add on for youtube. I haven't seen an ad in months. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (0ogQG) 375
who is Hillary going to blame when her books sales suck?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks ---------- The godforsaken non-buyers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (9tO1t) 376
Addicted to Love was great. And the video too.
What was another one. "Doctor, Doctor?" You can tell Palmer is sort of puffing up in some of his latter performances, and that goes with a bad ticker, I think. Cocaine is indeed hell on the heart. Dude around died in his 40s from a heart attack due to heavy cocaine use back in his 20s. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:18 PM (iVOAv) 378
338 One Nostril to rule them all,
One Nostril to find them, One Nostril to bring them all and in the darkness bind them Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 11:09 PM This is about me isn't it? Posted by: Henry Waxman at September 12, 2017 11:18 PM (hscyr) 379
355 ... "Heh. In the "Bored of The Rings" lampoon, the Ring Wraiths were called the Nozdrul (pronounced nose drool)."
Dang! I have to find my copy. Haven't read 'Bored of the Rings' in several years. I thought it was hilarious in high school when it came out. Posted by: JTB at September 12, 2017 11:19 PM (V+03K) 380
Kidding right? You think soros and company haven't bought enough to make it the #1 best seller?
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 12, 2017 11:16 PM (sf2BM) I don't know who Urban Pulpco is, but he is Hillary's yuugest fan! Posted by: delighted bookstore opwner at September 12, 2017 11:19 PM (EkNES) Posted by: booknlass at September 12, 2017 11:19 PM (SBgDf) 382
Here's a Late Eighties One-Hit Wonder that I remember fondly...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWd__w5UWVc Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:19 PM (Ckg4U) 383
That sounds like heaven.
Posted by: Peaches at September You ever see the Twilight Zone where the gangster goes to the other side and robbing banks and getting girls does not require any effort? Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:19 PM (0wem/) 384
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Henry Waxman at September 12, 2017 11:18 PM (hscyr) Just the man I need to talk to about nose hair control, I think. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:19 PM (8O3HH) 385
I watched the movie " Sully" earlier. Sometimes when I get fed up with tv I go out and rent some dvd's.
Posted by: nerdygirl I went to the theater to see that with someone who thought it was going to be about the character in "Monsters, Inc.". Really. (eye roll) Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:20 PM (S6Pax) 386
GnuBreed, thanks! Actually I'm running Chrome but the way Goolag is going, I hope to change that before too long.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe) 387
Much to Elton John's disappointment when they first met in 1967, Bernie Taupin wasn't gay. Most of his lyrics really don't make much sense either. Elton's gift for melody sell them though. But Taupin should be put before a firing squad for his part in writing "We Built This City" for The Starship.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:20 PM (89VjS) 388
>> Just the man I need to talk to about nose hair
>> control, I think. Oh, but if you stick your finger in my ear, I keel you. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:20 PM (8O3HH) 389
I predicted Hillary's loss.
Posted by: Nostrildamus at September 12, 2017 11:21 PM (9tO1t) 390
You ever see the Twilight Zone where the gangster goes to the other side and robbing banks and getting girls does not require any effort?
Posted by: yankeefifth yeah, well, actually he was in Hell. It was going to be a very boring eternity for him Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:21 PM (S6Pax) 391
a-dios
Posted by: Albert Gore Jr at September 12, 2017 11:21 PM (XKqn4) 392
Howdy, Peaches. How's Coors Light treating you?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:21 PM (Ckg4U) 393
I think Hillary contributed to it-so the ghost writer got the nastiness own legitimately. I just don't think Hillary actually wrote it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Just kidding. I don't think any of them do their own writing. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2017 11:21 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2017 11:21 PM (BiLU+) 395
Way way back when Robert Palmer was the musical guest on SNL, they did a really funny sketch involving all those women in the background of his videos.
It was about a psychologist who had them as clients. Seems they were all having an identity crisis. :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:21 PM (eMKNe) 396
Those profiles are hilarious. The kind of guy that they're looking for doesn't need to go on dating sites.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (rvNNy) That, and she's a single mom 41, probably not planning to get knocked up again. She doesn't "need" a tall guy for his tall guy genes, she just needs a guy who treat her well. So she's setting impossible conditions. Posted by: delighted bookstore opwner at September 12, 2017 11:22 PM (EkNES) 397
343. Pickey, pickey!
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM Irony, thy name is serious cat Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:22 PM (hscyr) 398
Much to Elton John's disappointment when they first met in 1967, Bernie Taupin wasn't gay.
------- Taupin went through a series of arm-candy babes. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2017 11:22 PM (9tO1t) 399
Shania Twain did a gender inverse version of the Palmer videos, IIRC. "Man, I Feel Like a Woman", I think. What happened to her? She got shit on pretty bad by her husband or something, didn't she? Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:23 PM (8O3HH) 400
396 Those profiles are hilarious. The kind of guy that they're looking for doesn't need to go on dating sites.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (rvNNy) That, and she's a single mom 41, probably not planning to get knocked up again. She doesn't "need" a tall guy for his tall guy genes, she just needs a guy who treat her well. So she's setting impossible conditions. Posted by: delighted bookstore opwner at September 12, 2017 11:22 PM (EkNES) Hypergamy and entitlement. It's the name of the game. Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:23 PM (cJiNU) 401
A friend belongs one of those, one woman's response read like Obama's letter to Trump. The next woman's response was three pictures of herself.
Posted by: gNewt at September 12, 2017 11:23 PM (m/vQu) 402
She doesn't "need" a tall guy for his tall guy genes, she just needs a guy who treat her well. So she's setting impossible conditions.
Posted by: delighted bookstore opwner "tall guys" likely also have a big schwantz, too Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:23 PM (S6Pax) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 12, 2017 11:24 PM (rJUlF) 404
I noticed short women like tall guys. Knew a girl barely 5 feet tall who always seemed to be dating guys about 6' 4". I'm 5'11 and that wasn't good enough for her....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:24 PM (89VjS) 405
Publius, Shania Twain always seemed a bit full of herself to me, but at least she was funny.
"Okay, so you're Brad Pitt..." ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:25 PM (eMKNe) 406
Are we still talking about nose hair? You know, there is a limited number of things you can say about that particular topic.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:25 PM (P8951) 407
326 Seen a ton of guys at the plant all of a sudden wearing their hair in an even more parodical version of a man bun. The couple I have seen do not even have enough hair to make a man bun- it is like a man sprout on top of their noggins.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop Maybe they got the idea from Dilbert cartoons. Scott Adams had the bald engineer, Wally, doing that. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2017 11:25 PM (+lVUW) 408
399; scatology? poor thing.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:26 PM (KP5rU) 409
406 Are we still talking about nose hair? You know, there is a limited number of things you can say about that particular topic.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:25 PM (P8951) Super snot for yooooou!!! Posted by: Bobobo-bo at September 12, 2017 11:26 PM (cJiNU) 410
Damnit, why can't the Cubs lose to the Mets? (Don't answer that - I've seen the Mets play this year.)
And damn Cards, get off our ass! You should lose too - or three or four or five! Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:27 PM (P8951) 411
Driving to Chicago with my little brother, as adults, I said the cliche "nobody's perfect," and he answered quickly
"Shania Twain is." we had a laugh. Posted by: booknlass at September 12, 2017 11:27 PM (SBgDf) 412
"I think it's sad that after Hillary Clinton ran one of the most negative campaigns in history and lost and the last chapter of her public life is gonna be now defined by propping up book sales with false and reckless attacks and I think that's a sad way for her to continue [in] this form"...
Holy Cow, Sanders, quit holding back! Let us know what you really think. Makes y' long for the days of Carnival Carney and Joshing in Earnest, eh? Posted by: mindful webworker's minced words au gratin at September 12, 2017 11:27 PM (d/5DH) 413
Granted, she was a looker herself, like a sexier version of Michelle Malkin, and educated, an attorney. But telling anyone who isn't more than 7" taller than herself seems short-sighted.
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:27 PM (HaZvX) 414
booooogers!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:27 PM (KP5rU) 415
Fist of the nose hair!!
Posted by: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo at September 12, 2017 11:28 PM (cJiNU) 416
Yes. The other side of town by Taft on both sides of the highway is the area that got it worst. From 32nd to Gulway. Not to mention most of PA. PA will be a different town after this.
Posted by: RustyG at September 12, 2017 11:28 PM (1Mft0) 417
Our tranny looking female? mayor got upset in the dem primary tonight
Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 11:28 PM (9S69S) 418
What happened to her? She got shit on pretty bad by her husband or something, didn't she?
Posted by: publius She was sick and put on a bunch of weight. She's trying to revive her career. I was down in Nashville a few weeks ago (for the eclipse), and she is trying to make a comeback down there. So I was told by my sister, who I was visiting. I was in Timmons, Ont a few years ago (in April, and it was snowing and cold), and that's her hometown. There was a Shania Twain museum there, but they tore it down because they were going to build a gold mine on that location. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:28 PM (S6Pax) 419
Well, nose hair isn't as bad as nipple hair, which we discussed one night. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:28 PM (8O3HH) 420
"Tall guys likely to have big schwantz"
You would think. But the biggest one I ever saw in a locker room ( so it was soft) was on a guy no taller than 5' 5" It easily hung six inches..... I also had an ex girlfriend who was open about these sorts of things and she said short guys were always hung. Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:28 PM (89VjS) 421
*..telling anyone to keep walking...*
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:28 PM (HaZvX) 422
I say this about Hillary and her 60 Minutes or wherever interview--it took a lot of guts to rip off Melania's inauguration suit with that pale blue jacket and the standing collar. On her best day, Hillary never looked as good as any one of the corns on Melania's feet from wearing those stilettos and The Hag chooses to rip off M's flawless inauguration look???
I don't believe that droves of women are sidling up to her with their daughters in tow looking for absolution. Maybe one or two in NYC did, but, otherwise it's just more Hillary Delusion Du Jour. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 12, 2017 11:29 PM (kXoT0) 423
Perhaps the ghost writer really didn't like Hillary because from the excerpts quoted she doesn't come across as either a likable or "natural" person-which she isn't.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:29 PM (iVOAv) 424
Sherry, how you been?!? Seems like I haven't seen you here in a while. Have you been gone or have I just missed you??
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe) 425
Our tranny looking female? mayor got upset in the dem primary tonight
Posted by: NCKate --------- Where? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (9tO1t) 426
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:24 PM (89VjS)
I've noticed that too. I'm 5'8" and I was dating the 5'10" and 5'11" guys. My 5'2" girl friends were dating the guys who were 6'4" Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (P8951) 427
Serious Cat, are you talking about Shania Twain?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe) 428
> So I'm still considering ways to irritate my rather narcissistic friend, the minister
---- Oh, just tell him how much easier life is when you obey the Pope in all things, and pray to any particular Saints for special favors (because prayers to Saints are like putting money in vending machines). Posted by: Congregationaist at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (yW8MK) 429
423 Perhaps the ghost writer really didn't like Hillary because from the excerpts quoted she doesn't come across as either a likable or "natural" person-which she isn't.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:29 PM (iVOAv) Nobody's THAT good at fiction. Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (cJiNU) 430
Granted, she was a looker herself, like a sexier version of Michelle Malkin, and educated, an attorney. But telling anyone who isn't more than 7" taller than herself seems short-sighted.
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:27 PM (HaZvX) So, a runty woman with "little woman" syndrome, and an attorney to boot? No wonder the guys are staying away in droves. Posted by: delighted bookstore opwner at September 12, 2017 11:31 PM (EkNES) 431
426 Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:24 PM (89VjS)
I've noticed that too. I'm 5'8" and I was dating the 5'10" and 5'11" guys. My 5'2" girl friends were dating the guys who were 6'4" Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (P8951) That's just odd. Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:31 PM (cJiNU) 432
>>>omg, the left has proclaimed kid rock racist! i
guess his street cred is bolstered. way to go dumbfucks. kid don't need no faggots. Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (KP5rU)<<< Something tells me his son would disagree. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 12, 2017 11:31 PM (PccTh) 433
Serious Cat: oops, never mind :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:32 PM (eMKNe) 434
Hammer, charlotte. She of the bathroom debacle.
Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 11:32 PM (9S69S) 435
but he's just not "there" perhaps he's better with his congregation members
Posted by: FenelonSpoke I think I know the type. Gift of the gab, friendly but there is always a disconnect when you talk to them. I'm thinking about a boss of many years ago who wasn't a Christian, as well as few acquaintances I've had over the years. But this guy made a decision to go into the ministry. There may be something there. So it's not like me circulating in my secular system. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 11:32 PM (/qEW2) 436
Hey Slap, could you put Gushka on the prayer list? She's feeling kinda poorly.
Also, good news! I got the house! Thank you all for the prayers. Still haven't had the final reckoning with the scrunt though. If you could, could you put me on there for a better job? Go raibh maith agut! Improbably spelled that wrong, and autocucumber doesn't like gaeilge Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:32 PM (hscyr) 437
420 "Tall guys likely to have big schwantz"
... I also had an ex girlfriend who was open about these sorts of things and she said short guys were always hung. Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:28 PM (89VjS) * flashes mischievous smirk * Posted by: Zombie Robert Palmer at September 12, 2017 11:32 PM (HaZvX) 438
May I suggest a little CBD ?
-------- What a great song. Hell, I literally know every word of every song on his greatest hits album. Ah, great lyrics - makes my reflect on my childhood in central Kentucky. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 12, 2017 11:32 PM (+ldAm) 439
I was in Timmons, Ont a few years ago (in April, and it was snowing and cold), and that's her hometown.
There was a Shania Twain museum there, but they tore it down because they were going to build a gold mine on that location. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:28 PM (S6Pax) They built a gold mine, and Shania got the shaft? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:33 PM (EkNES) 440
I've noticed that too. I'm 5'8" and I was dating
the 5'10" and 5'11" guys. My 5'2" girl friends were dating the guys who were 6'4" Posted by: DonnaV sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM ( I think they are overcompensating. Maybe it's biological. They are short and would like big, strong kids so figure a tall guy would give them a better shot at that.... Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:33 PM (89VjS) 441
Monster sewer dwelling fat berg terrorizes city.... yeah,, that's original.
Posted by: Stephen King at September 12, 2017 11:33 PM (bc2Lc) 442
Posted by: Congregationaist at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (yW8MK)
But he's not Roman Catholic, nor am I. In fact, he tends to rant sometimes about clerical celibacy. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:33 PM (iVOAv) 443
They built a gold mine, and Shania got the shaft?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:33 PM (EkNES) That should be the title of her next song. Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:33 PM (cJiNU) 444
AOP, I have Bored Of The Rings on my bookshelf. Eclectic reader I is.
Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2017 11:33 PM (zLDYs) 445
"Hey Slap, could you put Gushka on the prayer list? She's feeling kinda poorly.
Also, good news! I got the house!" -Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:32 PM (hscyr) Yes, Ma'am. Also, congratulations. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:34 PM (Ckg4U) 446
There is apparently a *small* positive correlation between height and penis length in men, and only the flaccid length. Now, there is a correlation between fore and ring finger digit ratio and dick length. That ratio is sort of surprising indicator of testosterone activity at a critical time during fetal development, and even seems to correlate with homosexuality. Men with a "feminine" ratio are more likely to be gay or something. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:34 PM (8O3HH) 447
440 I've noticed that too. I'm 5'8" and I was dating
the 5'10" and 5'11" guys. My 5'2" girl friends were dating the guys who were 6'4" Posted by: DonnaV sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM ( I think they are overcompensating. Maybe it's biological. They are short and would like big, strong kids so figure a tall guy would give them a better shot at that.... Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:33 PM (89VjS) Possibly but genetics don't always work like that. Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:34 PM (cJiNU) 448
Okay, had to go get milk and gas.
Here's some Candlemass. Epicus Doomicus Metallicus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avDynVU7k_c Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (mknWS) 449
Sherry, how you been?!? Seems like I haven't seen you here in a while. Have you been gone or have I just missed you??
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe) I am only here occasionally. I am trying to detach from politics more because even when we win, it seems we lose because the swamp is too deep and filled with too much money, hookers, and blow...or whatever for Justice and Law to have much of a chance. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (kXoT0) 450
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:32 PM (hscyr)
Will pray for both you and Gushka even though I'm not Slapweasel.. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (iVOAv) 451
I've noticed that too. I'm 5'8" and I was dating the 5'10" and 5'11" guys. My 5'2" girl friends were dating the guys who were 6'4"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (P8951) Your friends liked being spinners. Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (XNmc+) 452
Well, the other side of the equation is not just the woman wants. The short women may want tall men but the tall men may want short women. Not much point in having a tall woman for your spouse. No benefit to be gained from having a tall wife.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (0wem/) 453
404 ... " I noticed short women like tall guys. Knew a girl barely 5 feet tall who always seemed to be dating guys about 6' 4"
You may be right. Mrs. JTB at (almost) 5' tall and me at 6'5". That sometimes attracts attention and has been a source of jokes for 35 years. The downside is it puts her nose at the level of my elbows. I have to be very aware when turning around in small rooms. Posted by: JTB at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (V+03K) 454
Thanks for the Shania info -- I'll read the info on her. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (8O3HH) 455
445; Slap, listening to "My Town" . Go Indians!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (KP5rU) 456
I recently checked out The Ranch on Netflix. If you remember That 70s Show fondly, you will love The Ranch.
It stars Kelso and Hyde as brothers working the family ranch, with frickin' Sam Elliot as their dad. How can you go wrong with a cast like that? That's a rhetorical question. You really can't. Fez and Kitty also put in appearances, and I suspect more That 70s Show stars will be showing up in the future. Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson are also the producers of The Ranch, and they do a great job of capturing the feel of their previous work together while still making something new and different. It has way more uncensored cussing than you'd expect from what is ultimately a standard sitcom (albeit a high-quality one) with a laugh track and everything, so if that bothers you, well, I just thought you should know that. I'm really impressed with The Ranch, myself, and I highly recommend it! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (3YxFh) 457
>>>omg, the left has proclaimed kid rock racist! i guess his street cred is bolstered. way to go dumbfucks. kid don't need no faggots. Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:10 PM (KP5rU)<<< Something tells me his son would disagree. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 12, 2017 11:31 PM (PccTh) *with the left, that is. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (PccTh) 458
"Hey Slap, could you put Gushka on the prayer list? She's feeling kinda poorly.
Also, good news! I got the house!" -Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:32 PM (hscyr) Yes, Ma'am. Also, congratulations. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:34 PM (Ckg4U) Gush got some kind of surgery to install a bionic third leg. So I hear. Party at Beeb's new house! Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (mknWS) 459
Hammer, charlotte. She of the bathroom debacle.
Posted by: NCKate --------- *?* Did I know that you're in Charlotte? Maybe...don't recall. Anyhow, I grew up there. I wish her the best, but, Dem machine. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (9tO1t) 460
But when it comes to the "size" of the schvantz, it's perception too. isn't it?
Seven inches would look bigger on a guy 5' 6" than it would on a guy 6' 6" Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (89VjS) 461
"Will pray for both you and Gushka even though I'm not Slapweasel..."
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (iVOAv) *HAH!* I'd rather put my faith in your congregation than my flimsy verbiage. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (Ckg4U) 462
What a great song. Hell, I literally know every word of every song on his greatest hits album. Ah, great lyrics - makes my reflect on my childhood in central Kentucky.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September Think you left a "b" out of you nic somewhere. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (0wem/) 463
And trannies are more likely to shove a finger in a partner's ear while climaxing than natural women I seem to recall having read somewhere.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (mJ8mX) 464
No benefit to be gained from having a tall wife.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (0wem/) You'll never have someone bother you about changing lightbulbs. Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (mknWS) 465
"The high point of the 1970s"
Was the album Born to Run and Reagan's election November 4, 1980. I know, high points. Posted by: Locke Common at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (ciOBu) 466
Okay, had to go get milk and gas.
Here's some Candlemass. Epicus Doomicus Metallicus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avDynVU7k_c Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (mknWS) Lactaid is your friend. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (EkNES) 467
Bebe, you just bought a house? Congratulations, that's so exciting!!!
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (EgOr3) 468
But telling anyone who isn't more than 7" taller than herself seems short-sighted.
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:27 PM (HaZvX Kinda like fat guys who insist on no fatties. Or men who want hot, good looking women who get mad when women want rich men. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (yE+j4) 469
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (Ckg4U)
Honey, you don't have flimsy verbiage. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (iVOAv) 470
Sherry, I agree. Definitely appears the swamp is swallowing Trump a lot faster than he can drain it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (eMKNe) 471
They built a gold mine, and Shania got the shaft?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles, I guess. We all had a big laugh about it. Then I went up to Cochran, Ont. which was Tim Horton's home town. Big plaque on the wall of the Tim Horton's restaurant there, telling the "Tim Horton's" story, how he started the chain, then killed himself driving drunk You Canadians, you sure know how to have a good time. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (S6Pax) 472
Hey Slap, could you put Gushka on the prayer list? She's feeling kinda poorly.
Also, good news! I got the house! Thank you all for the prayers. Still haven't had the final reckoning with the scrunt though. If you could, could you put me on there for a better job? Go raibh maith agut! Improbably spelled that wrong, and autocucumber doesn't like gaeilge Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September your reckoning thing sounds kind like something for that highlander thing? What there can be only one Boobs? Whatever, don't do any head chopping until after GNAMM. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (0wem/) 473
"Slap, listening to "My Town" . Go Indians!"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM (KP5rU) Michael Stanley Band... *HAH!* Thank You, Brother! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (Ckg4U) 474
441 Monster sewer dwelling fat berg terrorizes city.... yeah,, that's original.
Posted by: Stephen King at September 12, 2017 11:33 PM (bc2Lc) This is about me isn't it? Posted by: Michael Moore at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (hscyr) 475
How do you breathe through that thing?
Posted by: elephant talking to the nude man at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (mJ8mX) 476
Locke: you consider 1980 part of the 1970s?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (eMKNe) 477
I, also got a giggle out of the fact that the Clintons spent $1.1 million to buy the house next door to the Chappaqua house so they'd have a place for WH staff. Those people probably partied harder than anyone else when Trump won. They got out from under living next door to BJ and The Bear and walked away with $1.1 million.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (kXoT0) 478
>> And trannies are more likely to shove a finger in a
>> partner's ear You know, that may explain something that sort of puzzled me ................. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (8O3HH) 479
No benefit to be gained from having a tall wife.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (0wem/) No benefit to titty and tail at the same time? Do tell. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (EkNES) 480
Michelle Malkin... yum yum
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 12, 2017 11:39 PM (+ldAm) 481
"Honey, you don't have flimsy verbiage. ;^)"
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (iVOAv) I enjoy humility. It keeps me humble. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:39 PM (Ckg4U) 482
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:31 PM (cJiNU)
I see short women with tall and very tall guys very frequently. I saw a black guy who looked like he was an off-duty MBA player with a woman who had to be around 5 feet tall. Seeing them from the back with his hand on her shoulder, I thought he was with his daughter at first, until they turned around. I will say this: date a guy who is only a couple of inches taller than you are (or the same height if you wear heels) and the logistics of certain things becomes much easier. He doesn't have to bow down or practically do a squat to kiss you goodnight, for instance. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:39 PM (P8951) 483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWd__w5UWVc
--- I see your 80's one hit wonder and raise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeJLZi0uyJw Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:39 PM (aT+Bx) 484
I should probably stop even trying to understand the male-female dynamic. All I know is I'm locked out of the game, which might not be a bad thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:39 PM (cJiNU) 485
473: great bar band, my friend. one of the best.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:40 PM (KP5rU) 486
450 Will pray for both you and Gushka even though I'm not Slapweasel..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (iVOAv) Heh. Please do! I for one need all the help I can get! We all know slap keeps a list for the horde, so that's kind of a default request. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:41 PM (hscyr) 487
-Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:39 PM (aT+Bx)
This should not turn into a full-on war on the ONT. Good song, BTW. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:41 PM (Ckg4U) 488
You'll never have someone bother you about changing lightbulbs.
Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September Sure you will. Everything will be the same. Killing spiders, changing the oil, mowing the lawn, checking what is bumping around downstairs in the middle of the night, walking the dog. The problem with having some giant hulking wife is that if there is an emergency then you have to fling her over your shoulder and hike on out. 5'2" and 105 pounds is a lot better than 5'10" and 170 pounds. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:41 PM (0wem/) 489
Sherry, I agree. Definitely appears the swamp is swallowing Trump a lot faster than he can drain it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (eMKNe) Yeah, if Ruthie would just go ahead and fade all the way away and one other Liberal Justice retired, a rejuvenated Conservative Court could do a heckuva lot of good. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 12, 2017 11:42 PM (kXoT0) 490
The Chicago school has the correct opinion on antitrust regulation, validated by studies on what happens to markets after a trust is "busted" (consumer costs go up after the more efficient company is taken apart and new competitors have to charge more to earn any profit at all, the barrier to entry was the superior efficiency that new competitors couldn't match). The point is not to stay that monopolies cannot be bad, but that a monopoly is not a bad thing merely because it exists, which was the commonly held belief for a large part of the last century.
Google doesn't deserve to be held at fault simply because they dominate the market. However if they abuse their position in the market there's no reason that they cannot face lawsuits or regulation or sanctions. Google has embarked on a crusade to influence politics and are utilizing their dominance in search and advertising to achieve their aims. This absolutely does present a problem, they are effectively colluding with certain news outlets, blogs, other web sites and services and using their monopoly status to ensure that their favorites become dominant. There is nothing inconsistent about punishing that sort of behavior. Posted by: Sjg at September 12, 2017 11:42 PM (gDSJf) 491
And after Bing-ing "shania twain weight gain 2015", I think that 95% of women would be happy to be that fat especially in the one costume she's wearing that looks like T'Pol's uniform from Enterprise.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 11:42 PM (mJ8mX) 492
476, decades never begin or end on schedule. It was the 1950's up until 11/22/63.
It was the 60's up until Nixon's resignation in 1974. 1980 still felt like the '70's. Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:43 PM (89VjS) 493
No benefit to titty and tail at the same time? Do tell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September How does a tall wife make that easier? The are further apart? Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:43 PM (0wem/) 494
452 No benefit to be gained from having a tall wife.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM ( Tits at motorboat level when she wears heels. Heeellllooo!!!! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:43 PM (hscyr) 495
nah, no more then nine words together at once.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 12, 2017 11:43 PM (+ldAm) 496
Consider Silicon Valley, the cradle of the so-called "gig economy."
I've heard this term recently and assumed it referred to big data companies -- as in "gigabyte" or something -- but decided to verify and discovered I was wrong: A gig economy is an environment in which temporary positions are common and organizations contract with independent workers for short-term engagements. Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2017 11:43 PM (BiLU+) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:44 PM (eMKNe) 498
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:39 PM (cJiNU)
You're not locked up You admit to having some strong social anxiety, which is problematic and it probably makes it difficult to get past that particularly when you have been badly burned, but lots of people here affirm that you are smart and funny. You just don't seem able to hear it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:44 PM (iVOAv) 499
This should not turn into a full-on war on the ONT. Good song, BTW. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:41 PM ---- I totally forgot about the song you linked, which I really enjoyed. That's why I linked one as well. Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:44 PM (aT+Bx) 500
The problem with having some giant hulking wife is that if there is an emergency then you have to fling her over your shoulder and hike on out. 5'2" and 105 pounds is a lot better than 5'10" and 170 pounds.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:41 PM (0wem/) Keep a large hand truck nearby. Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:44 PM (cJiNU) 501
..."decades never begin or end on schedule. It was the 1950's up until 11/22/63.
It was the 60's up until Nixon's resignation in 1974. 1980 still felt like the '70's." -Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:43 PM (89VjS) Completely agree. It also depends upon the topic. In that instance, I would use the word "Era". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:45 PM (Ckg4U) 502
How does a tall wife make that easier? The are further apart?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:43 PM (0wem/) There are illustrations available. On the Internet. So, I am told. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:45 PM (EkNES) 503
I shall never click on the links again. That was just cruel.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 12, 2017 11:45 PM (w7U7L) 504
442 Posted by: Congregationaist at September 12, 2017 11:30 PM (yW8MK)
But he's not Roman Catholic, nor am I. In fact, he tends to rant sometimes about clerical celibacy. Posted by: FenelonSpoke === Well then, I got nothing. I thought you to be Orthodox, with RC leanings, and attempted humor along that direction. Perhaps you're both people-persons, but helpful to them in very different ways? Posted by: Congregationaist at September 12, 2017 11:45 PM (yW8MK) 505
Cocaine is indeed hell on the heart. Dude around died in his 40s from a heart attack due to heavy cocaine use back in his 20s. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH) That's why I don't do cocaine. If I need a rush, I do it naturally. I stick a twirled up piece of tissue up my nose to cause me to vigorously sneeze again and again. Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:45 PM (HaZvX) 506
"Operation Barbecue Relief" reminds me of the tornado that destroyed my parents home--the home I grew up in--a few years ago. The day after the storm we were clearing trees and debris so my parents could get to the house and we could really begin to assess the damage.
A truck from the best barbecue place in town pulled into the driveway. The driver unloaded a styrofoam cooler full of pork sandwiches and followed that with all the fixings--cole slaw, potato salad, baked beans, and sweet tea. My brothers and sister and I had grown up eating that barbecue, and there was something special about having it that day. It was a gesture of kindness I won't forget. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 12, 2017 11:45 PM (398bZ) 507
458 Gush got some kind of surgery to install a bionic third leg. So I hear. Party at Beeb's new house!
Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 11:36 PM ( Dude, Opsec!!! And it's the same house, I bought my scrunt sister out. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:46 PM (hscyr) 508
My wife is 5-4 and I'm 6-3, so maybe there's something to that. My oldest son is 6-1, my daughter is 5-7 and my youngest boy is 6-4, so we're pretty good on the height front.
I always liked dating the girls 5-7 or shorter. I dated a girl in h/s who was 6-2 and people said we looked like an 11 walking down the street. It bothered me a bit, but her stage 4 clinger jealousy was far more annoying. Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at September 12, 2017 11:46 PM (FMgad) 509
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JoeF., this is true. When did the 1980s end? When Bill Clinton got elected? Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:44 PM (eMKNe) The first Gulf War/ The Rise of Grunge rock which obliterated spandex MTV hair metal. Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:46 PM (89VjS) 510
"Granted, she was a looker herself, like a sexier version of Michelle Malkin, and educated, an attorney"
Over forty, a single mom, and ready to sue at the drop of a hat. Yeah, this woman's going to be having to put in extra lanes for all of the tall buff hot rich guys queuing up to date her. Posted by: torquewrench at September 12, 2017 11:46 PM (ujwCG) 511
Minnie Riperton, thank you, thank you very much...
Posted by: marc in calgary at September 12, 2017 11:46 PM (sCyaD) 512
"I totally forgot about the song you linked, which I really enjoyed. That's why I linked one as well."
-Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:44 PM (aT+Bx) My Brother subscribed to Billboard magazine during the Eighties. You'd have a tough time slipping a "One-Hit Wonder" by me... lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:47 PM (Ckg4U) 513
Funny, I've never thought about it, but height of a woman, within a range of normality, doesn't matter to me at all. Don't care if she's taller or shorter. Now, some she-giant would bother me of course, and a very short, something wrong would, but other than that, I don't give a rip. Don't know if that's normal or not, really. Some buddies of mine would be embarrasaed by a gal taller than they were, but not me. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:48 PM (8O3HH) 514
Shania Twain's ex husband, Mutt Lange, is insane.
IIRC, he cheated with her best friend/assistant, and they broke up. I think he married best friend/ assistant, and Shania married best friend/ assistants ex husband. /that's inbred redneck stuff if you ask me. Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:48 PM (aT+Bx) 515
The 1980's began sometime between Reagan's inauguration and the debut of MTV
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:48 PM (89VjS) 516
467 Bebe, you just bought a house? Congratulations, that's so exciting!!!
Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2017 11:37 PM (EgOr3) Thanks! We gonna break bread before you depart for cooler climes? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:48 PM (hscyr) 517
Bebe's, congrats on the house. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe) 518
Jeez, yankeefifth, there are tall women who aren't built like the East German women's swim team was in the '80's.
Like Melania Trump for instance. She is 5'11" - is she "hulking?" Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:49 PM (P8951) 519
#496: I always presumed the term "gig economy" referred to gigs as in band gigs, where you book a show and hope to make enough money to sustain you until you can get another gig.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 12, 2017 11:50 PM (3YxFh) 520
Congrats, bebe!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:50 PM (P8951) 521
* dizzy from trying to keep up with the commentary *
* grabs bbq and mashed potatoes from buffet * * teleports home * * waves to neighbor Sherry while fading * Posted by: mindful webworker's nocturnal transmission at September 12, 2017 11:50 PM (d/5DH) 522
"Shania Twain's ex husband, Mutt Lange, is insane.
IIRC, he cheated with her best friend/assistant, and they broke up. I think he married best friend/ assistant, and Shania married best friend/ assistants ex husband. /that's inbred redneck stuff if you ask me." -Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:48 PM (aT+Bx) I know nothing of that, but I know that he produced all of Def Leppard's best albums. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:50 PM (Ckg4U) 523
"The problem with having some giant hulking wife is that if there is an
emergency then you have to fling her over your shoulder and hike on out." Consider the opposite scenario. Amazon girls are underappreciated until you need someone to put your injured self in a fireman's carry and get down the escape stairs at 0300. Posted by: torquewrench at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (ujwCG) 524
that's inbred redneck stuff if you ask me.
Posted by: shibumi Yup, she's a Canadian redneck, eh? Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (S6Pax) 525
"The 1980's began sometime between Reagan's inauguration and the debut of MTV."
-Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:48 PM (89VjS) Yup. It wasn't a "decade", but an "Era". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (Ckg4U) 526
I should probably stop even trying to understand the male-female dynamic. All I know is I'm locked out of the game, which might not be a bad thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 11:39 PM (cJiNU) Dick pics. I hear they work. Barring that...I got nothing. We're both fucked. Lets drink and listen to copious amounts of heavy metal. Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (mknWS) 527
The King of Jordan, whathisname, Abdullah, apparently doesn't give a shit about height difference either. There was a picture of him with Queen Rania and the Trumps when they came over. He looked like a midget. Rania towered over him, Melania was a smidge taller that Rania, and Donny Two Scoops was the tallest. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (8O3HH) 528
RE: tall women.
As middle age creeps up, women have a tendency to gain wait. Short women turn into human beach balls, since there isn't a lot of places for that weight to spread out. Taller women have a large skeleton, and can hide their weight gain a lot better. Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (aT+Bx) 529
479 No benefit to be gained from having a tall wife.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:35 PM (0wem/) Sizeist! All women are the same size laying down. Posted by: Sizeist SJW! at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (yW8MK) 530
I know nothing of that, but I know that he produced all of Def Leppard's best albums.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:50 PM (Ckg4U) Lead producer at Stun Records, then? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:53 PM (EkNES) 531
518 Jeez, yankeefifth, there are tall women who aren't built like the East German women's swim team was in the '80's.
Like Melania Trump for instance. She is 5'11" - is she "hulking?" Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 12, 2017 11:49 PM (P8951) I read that and, in my head, I read it as 'Michelle Obama for instance.' The brain is a fascinating machine, but it does have bugs. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2017 11:53 PM (rb1zT) 532
I'm guessing 'gig economy' means one where workers don't have full-time jobs with one employer (for life) but do individual contract or short-term hire jobs for many employers.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 11:53 PM (mJ8mX) 533
i always dated women taller than me. because. also, i'm a sawed off little fucker. my wife is my height. it works. whatever the fuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2017 11:53 PM (KP5rU) 534
Jeez, yankeefifth, there are tall women who aren't built like the East German women's swim team was in the '80's.
Like Melania Trump for instance. She is 5'11" - is she "hulking?" Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September Meh, you have to plan for the worst case scenario. The Donald has a helicopter. Don't think Melania would be much good for carrying a pack full of supplies. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:53 PM (0wem/) 535
472 your reckoning thing sounds kind like something for that highlander thing? What there can be only one Boobs? Whatever, don't do any head chopping until after GNAMM.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:38 PM (m Meh. She wants to rifle the house for things she can sell. Ain't nothing bitch, Mom told a lotta people she sold everything valuable years ago. And this is after she already took first pick of the jewelry, furniture & heirlooms. Nice huh? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:54 PM (hscyr) 536
My ween hangs close to the tassels on my Italian loafers.
Posted by: Bob Costas at September 12, 2017 11:54 PM (bc2Lc) 537
To see an insane height difference google Joe Flaco and wife.
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2017 11:54 PM (HaZvX) 538
Lena's the same height laying down as standing up ever since Trump won!
Posted by: lena dunham's FUPA at September 12, 2017 11:54 PM (mJ8mX) 539
"The King of Jordan Abdullah doesn't give a shit about height difference...."
It's Good to Be King. Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 11:55 PM (89VjS) 540
I read that and, in my head, I read it as 'Michelle Obama for instance.'
==== Part of your brain recognized the word "hulking" before you actually read the words of the sentence. There's probably a good evolutionary reason for it. Something thing to do with recognizing predators quickly. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 12, 2017 11:55 PM (10LGw) 541
Yup, she's a Canadian redneck, eh?
-- I believe the term is "Iceback." The guy who told me that Mutt Lange was messed up with the Beastie Boy's stage manager. Who, a few minutes earlier, was complaining that he couldn't do heroin on the road because they drug tested them. FYI, this was the mid-90's. Think about that: drug using roadie thinks Mutt is a freak. Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:55 PM (aT+Bx) 542
Sizeist!
All women are the same size laying down. Posted by: Sizeist SJW! at September Yeah, but the question then is do you want a wife who depresses the mattress more than you so that when she gets into bed you roll towards her? Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:55 PM (0wem/) 543
Milton "Uncle Milty" Berle was famously said to be hung like a horse. They said no one really knew how long it was because he only pulled out enough to win the contest. When asked how long it was, he'd say "6 inches....from the floor." Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:55 PM (8O3HH) 544
..."Amazon girls are underappreciated until you need someone to put your injured self in a fireman's carry and get down the escape stairs at 0300."
-Posted by: torquewrench at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (ujwCG) In 2003, I was seeing a broad that was in the Army reserve. She carried me up the stairs, (fourteen to be exact), and put me to bed after a night of sheer debauchery. She is fondly remembered for this fact. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:55 PM (Ckg4U) 545
My ween hangs close to the tassels on my Italian loafers.
Posted by: Bob Costas at September 12, 2017 11:54 PM (bc2Lc) That'd be something. If your legs were long enough to reach the ground. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:55 PM (EkNES) 546
To Charlie Brown's Dildo:
Great ONT, particularly the first section regarding the glories of Marxism juxtaposed with the picture of those laboring in the GULag. Bravo! Posted by: dIb at September 12, 2017 11:56 PM (VJOLZ) 547
Like Melania Trump for instance. She is 5'11" - is she "hulking?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V ------------ Yes. Yes she is. A great hulking ogre of a woman. I'm thankful that we never met. Wait...I thought you said 'Michelle'. Never mind. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2017 11:57 PM (9tO1t) 548
To see an insane height difference google Joe Flaco and wife.
Posted by: Serious Cat Clark Kellogg, NBA and Ohio State basketball player lives somewhat near me. Ocassionally, I see him out in public with his wife, like at restaurants. He's 6 - 9" tall, she's a smidge over 5'-2" tall Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:57 PM (S6Pax) 549
>>>Sizeist!
All women are the same size laying down. Posted by: Sizeist SJW! at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (yW8MK)<<< Trigglypuff might be the same height lying down and standing up. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 12, 2017 11:57 PM (PccTh) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 11:57 PM (IqV8l) 551
The problem with having some giant hulking wife is that if there is an
emergency then you have to fling her over your shoulder and hike on out." Consider the opposite scenario. Amazon girls are underappreciated until you need someone to put your injured self in a fireman's carry and get down the escape stairs at 0300. Posted by: torquewrench at September Yeah, I did think about that, then I thought about how women cannot pass the same firefighter tests or boot camp tests as men. Instead of every day carry it is emergency carry. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:58 PM (0wem/) 552
Sock off for use sometime late, tomorrow.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 11:58 PM (mJ8mX) 553
The truth is out there. But not on Google.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:58 PM (EkNES) 554
538 Lena's the same height laying down as standing up ever since Trump won!
Posted by: lena dunham's FUPA at September 12, 2017 11:54 PM (mJ8mX) MS. 5 by 5. She's five feet tall and she's five feet wide She don't measure no mo' from head to toe than she do from side to side. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2017 11:58 PM (rb1zT) 555
Reading about that dick lawyer being bounced from his law firm brightened my day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 11:58 PM (J2oJa) 556
488 Sure you will. Everything will be the same. Killing spiders, changing the oil, mowing the lawn, checking what is bumping around downstairs in the middle of the night, walking the dog.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:41 PM ( Uhhhh, i do everything on that list. I WILL defer on spider killing if there's a man around to do it for me, which just used to slay J. "You backpack in the middle of nowhere & think it's fun and I have to kill spiders for you?!" Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 12, 2017 11:59 PM (hscyr) 557
Think about that: drug using roadie thinks Mutt is a freak.
Posted by: shibumi You have the most INTERESTING aquaintances. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 11:59 PM (S6Pax) 558
Posted by: Congregationaist at September 12, 2017 11:45 PM (yW8MK)
I'm Protestant with leanings towards the high church-both Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholic, and I give him credit for being a type A personality who has accomplished a lot, As with many folks in the church it's a little hard to know when we are accomplishing things for the glory of God or for our own glory, but yes, I think in his tradition you don't have to be a warm, fuzzy cleric although the matriarch of the church told me he was a bully intially in wanting things his own way, and lacked humanity. She told me this, he didn't She is a down to earthSaint and so I think her prayers for him have helped. I just don't think he wants friends or understands about reciprocity. in a relationship. I have to extricate myself-which is a problem since I like his family and people at the church and they all know me know-and I think like me. If you are in a relationship with a narcissist you have to ease out without confronting them or they can go ballistic and trash you to everyone who knows you. So pray for wisdom on this. I think i would have overlooked it had in not been a awful month and had he actually been there to listen more or e-mail. me. Sorry to go on at length Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:59 PM (iVOAv) 559
Can't believe Robert Palmer is already gone. He died WAY too young.
Posted by: qdpsteve It was the cocaine that got him. And all these years I thought he was addicted to love. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 12, 2017 11:59 PM (IcT7t) 560
I remember back during the primaries, when TGE boycotted that CNN debate and held some fundraiser for the veterans, something tickled me. He had some dude up there, some rich finance type who wore dark glasses and had a trophy wife, a big blondine who towered over him. Trump had him say a few words. He looked like that assassin on Scarface, the guy who finally blew Tony Montana away with the sawed off shotgun in the end. Donny needs to hire that guy to be his fixer, his plumber to plumb the leaks. Looks like he could be real badass. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:59 PM (8O3HH) 561
"Lead producer at Stun Records, then?"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:53 PM (EkNES) I don't know. I only watched a documentary on VH1 about Mutt Lange and his role in the production of "Hysteria" and "Pyromania". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:59 PM (Ckg4U) 562
adios, one more smoke, i'm out.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2017 12:00 AM (KP5rU) 563
538-Lacked "humility"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:00 AM (iVOAv) 564
Milton Berle was huge and it was no secret. I recall an old episode of All in the Family where Gloria says that the Bunker's first television set was so small that she grew up thinking "Milton Berle was this big"---as she held her index and thumb two inches apart.
The studio audience roared with laughter. Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2017 12:00 AM (89VjS) 565
You have the most INTERESTING aquaintances
--- hahahahha. That is the ONLY benefit of my venue work. It's sort of like going to work at a freak show. Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:00 AM (aT+Bx) 566
Robert Duvall is dead?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 12:01 AM (J2oJa) 567
G'Night, Chavez!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:01 AM (Ckg4U) 568
And all these years I thought he was addicted to love.
Posted by: Blanco Basura I think that was a metaphor for the coke, too. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 13, 2017 12:01 AM (S6Pax) 569
I don't know. I only watched a documentary on VH1 about Mutt Lange and his role in the production of "Hysteria" and "Pyromania". --- Oh, he was super successful as a record producer. Did quite a few different acts. Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:01 AM (aT+Bx) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 12:02 AM (EkNES) 571
I was so well hung I put the f in F Troop.
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at September 13, 2017 12:02 AM (bc2Lc) 572
We're both fucked. Lets drink and listen to copious amounts of heavy metal.
Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 12, 2017 11:52 PM (mknWS) *fistbump* Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:02 AM (cJiNU) 573
Ron Jeremy was another guy who was the same height laying down as standing up....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2017 12:02 AM (89VjS) 574
I think that was a metaphor for the coke, too.
Probably, but playing it straight allows the joke to be made. Where's Ben when we need him? Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 12:03 AM (IcT7t) 575
Uhhhh, i do everything on that list. I WILL defer on spider killing if there's a man around to do it for me, which just used to slay J. "You backpack in the middle of nowhere & think it's fun and I have to kill spiders for you?!"
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September When did yo grow up? I thought you were pocket sized? Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 12:03 AM (0wem/) 576
later, Slap.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2017 12:03 AM (KP5rU) 577
I remember reading something about Shania and this "Mutt" character. He came into Nashville and those guys didn't think too much of him with Shania, "WTF is a Mutt?", they asked. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:03 AM (8O3HH) 578
522 - That should be Def Leppard's best album singular - Pyromania. After that it got pretty cheesy.
Photograph, Rock of Ages, Foolin' Never put out anything close to those again. Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 13, 2017 12:04 AM (H5knJ) 579
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 12:02 AM (EkNES)
*fist-bump* Yeah, I missed it... lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:04 AM (Ckg4U) 580
304---Indeed. Seems all of Elton John's best tunes were written by Bernie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2017 11:03 PM (EkNES) ------------------------- None of the "tunes." Just the lyrics. But it's amazing how certain collaborations like that can work so well. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 12:04 AM (0jtPF) 581
Over at Gateway Pundit, interesting story on Awan:
Seems he had a secret sever with data from House Democrats. Basically everything was back up on Dropbox; connected to the Democrat House Caucus. Had access to 45 members. Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:04 AM (aT+Bx) 582
>>>Ron Jeremy was another guy who was the same height laying down as standing up....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2017 12:02 AM (89VjS)<<< So am I. Wait... that's not as impressive. Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at September 13, 2017 12:05 AM (PccTh) 583
I was so well hung I put the f in F Troop.
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at Sept Ron Jeremy was another guy who was the same height laying down as standing up.... ----------------- Please.....bow before me. Posted by: Danny D., "Actor" at September 13, 2017 12:05 AM (8O3HH) 584
Robert Duvall is dead?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 12:01 AM (J2oJa) He's alive in spirit. Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 13, 2017 12:06 AM (mknWS) Posted by: Barney Frank at September 13, 2017 12:06 AM (EkNES) 586
>>>Robert Duvall is dead?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 12:01 AM (J2oJa) <<< Well, more work for me then. Posted by: Michael Caine at September 13, 2017 12:06 AM (PccTh) 587
Mutt Lange's crowning achievement wad Back in Black. Along with banging Shania Twain.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (89T5c) Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (89VjS) 589
*fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:02 AM (cJiNU) Uuuhhhh... *Turns to Y5* Does fistbumping mean he's coming on to me? Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (mknWS) 590
Don't think Melania would be much good for carrying a pack full of supplies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:53 PM (0wem/) And a 5'0" 100 lb. woman would? Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (P8951) 591
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love - and to cocaine, but mostly the cocaine.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (6FqZa) 592
Was
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (89T5c) 593
Like Melania Trump for instance. She is 5'11" - is she "hulking?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September --- now imagining her turning green while all he clothes tear away... Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 13, 2017 12:08 AM (vChNs) Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:08 AM (8O3HH) 595
You guys running singles profiles need to put this image into y'alls' profiles.
"....well hung." http://tinyurl.com/y7epa5wz I'd wager it'd get you some ... ah... interesting responses! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 12:08 AM (MGCfm) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:09 AM (gqOAX) 597
My son has a tshirt that has two words written in Russian across the front In bold rainbow striped letters, like a pride flag Says Donald Trump in Russian. I think it's hilarious Posted by: ThunderB at September 13, 2017 12:09 AM (w9R7C) 598
... according to Congressman Trent Franks (R-AZ) who appeared on Fox News recently, there may be more to Alvi's return than meets the eye as he predicts that the Awans could be working on a broader immunity deal with prosecutors in return for a "significant" and "pretty disturbing" story about Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
"I don't want to talk out of school here but I think you're going to see some revelations that are going to be pretty profound. The fact that this wife is coming back from Pakistan and is willing to face charges, as it were, I think there is a good chance she is going to reach some type of immunity to tell a larger story here that is going to be pretty disturbing to the American people." "I would just predict that this is going to be a very significant story and people should fasten their seat belts on this one." Posted by: undocumented SMOD at September 13, 2017 12:09 AM (e8kgV) 599
No thanks. He's done gay porn too.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (89VjS) Somebody linked the "dead porn star" list the other night. Those that died of AIDS were nearly all male, and most of the "females" dead of AIDS were trannies. And it was a long list. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 12:09 AM (EkNES) 600
583 I was so well hung I put the f in F Troop.
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at Sept Any palomino is a pal-o-mine-o. Posted by: co at September 13, 2017 12:09 AM (O34tS) 601
..."*Turns to Y5*
Does fistbumping mean he's coming on to me?" -Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (mknWS) We have an Arbiter of Gay? Listen... If I'm coming on to you, you'll know it. ...sweetheart. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:09 AM (Ckg4U) 602
Well, as the Sun sets over Rancho Malario, I bid you all......Adieu!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 13, 2017 12:10 AM (S6Pax) 603
I just don't think he wants friends or understands about reciprocity. in a relationship. I have to extricate myself-which is a problem since I like his family and people at the church and they all know me know-and I think like me. If you are in a relationship with a narcissist you have to ease out without confronting them or they can go ballistic and trash you to everyone who knows you. So pray for wisdom on this. I think i would have overlooked it had in not been a awful month and had he actually been there to listen more or e-mail. me. Sorry to go on at length
Posted by: FenelonSpoke --- Not knowing him, I'll take your side! We all love you. Sleep well. Posted by: Congregationalist at September 13, 2017 12:10 AM (yW8MK) 604
"I would just predict that this is going to be a very significant story and people should fasten their seat belts on this one."
In other words, the House is setting up for some *excellent* failure-theatre. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 12:10 AM (6FqZa) 605
600 583 I was so well hung I put the f in F Troop.
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at Sept Any palomino is a pal-o-mine-o. Posted by: Corporal Agarn at September 13, 2017 12:10 AM (O34tS) 606
>>>You guys running singles profiles need to put this image into y'alls' profiles.
"....well hung." Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 12:08 AM (MGCfm)<<< I'll try that. Posted by: zombie David Carradine at September 13, 2017 12:11 AM (PccTh) 607
542 Sizeist!
All women are the same size laying down. Posted by: Sizeist SJW! at September Yeah, but the question then is do you want a wife who depresses the mattress more than you so that when she gets into bed you roll towards her? --- all women are the same size inside a black hole Posted by: Neil TheAss Tyson at September 13, 2017 12:11 AM (vChNs) 608
Yeah, I did think about that, then I thought about how women cannot pass the same firefighter tests or boot camp tests as men. Instead of every day carry it is emergency carry.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:58 PM (0wem/) Well, if you want someone to carry the same amount of supplies as you do, you'll just have to marry a man. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 13, 2017 12:11 AM (P8951) 609
That was what got the infamous John Holmes, the gay shit. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:11 AM (8O3HH) 610
Does fistbumping mean he's coming on to me?
Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (mknWS) Dude. Absolutely not. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:11 AM (cJiNU) 611
558 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 11:59 PM (iVOAv)
Fen, you've had a LOT going on lately. Use being busy with all that as s reason to spend less time with. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:11 AM (hscyr) 612
Posted by: Congregationalist at September 13, 2017 12:10 AM (yW8MK)
Thanks. That's very kind. You;d be charmed-as are all people initially with narcissists. Then it's like a roller coaster. You sleep well too. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:12 AM (iVOAv) 613
Don't think Melania would be much good for carrying a pack full of supplies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2017 11:53 PM (0wem/) And a 5'0" 100 lb. woman would? Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September Which is the point. Since neither one is good for carrying a pack of supplies why do you want the bigger one? Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 12:13 AM (0wem/) 614
...sweetheart.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:09 AM (Ckg4U) I get this feeling I shouldn't bother resisting and just choose the one who makes the most money. Posted by: Robert has needs at September 13, 2017 12:13 AM (mknWS) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 13, 2017 12:13 AM (89T5c) 616
"Dude. Absolutely not."
-Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:11 AM (cJiNU) *HAH!* Thanks, Brother. ...lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:13 AM (Ckg4U) 617
Well, if you want someone to carry the same amount of supplies as you do, you'll just have to marry a man.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 13, 2017 12:11 AM (P8951) Or get your arm ripped off. Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 13, 2017 12:13 AM (EkNES) 618
I don't want to talk out of school here but I think you're going to see some revelations that are going to be pretty profound. Sounds like another case of falsely raised hopes. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 12:13 AM (IqV8l) 619
551 The problem with having some giant hulking wife is that if there is an
emergency then you have to fling her over your shoulder and hike on out." Consider the opposite scenario. Amazon girls are underappreciated until you need someone to put your injured self in a fireman's carry and get down the escape stairs at 0300. --- that's why I became a fag. Posted by: Milo at September 13, 2017 12:14 AM (vChNs) 620
Online dating is a place where the value of a man is determined by the amount of time he spends in a gym, the number of tattoos he has, or how many "adventures" he goes on.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 13, 2017 12:14 AM (wVMAv) 621
575 When did yo grow up? I thought you were pocket sized?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 12:03 AM ( 5'6". Not been pocket sized since 5th grade Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:14 AM (hscyr) 622
"I get this feeling I shouldn't bother resisting and just choose the one who makes the most money."
-Posted by: Robert has needs at September 13, 2017 12:13 AM (mknWS) Or the one with connections to the Guards and the Commissary. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:14 AM (Ckg4U) 623
>>>Does fistbumping mean he's coming on to me?
Posted by: Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth at September 13, 2017 12:07 AM (mknWS)<<< Depends where your fist was when he bumped it. Posted by: zombie David Carradine at September 13, 2017 12:14 AM (PccTh) 624
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:11 AM (hscyr)
Thanks; It's good advice. However the services are really very lovely and spiritual;y uplifting -which has nothing to do with him and his wife writes to me and says "How are you? I've missed seeing you." She's the empathetic one in their marriage, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:15 AM (iVOAv) 625
I might not be able to carry as much as a man, but believe me, if I hit someone in the head with my handbag, that sucker might just die. Because I have my life in my purse and it weighs, like, 50 pounds.
I don't get how men can walk around with just a wallet in their back pocket. Neither does ace Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 13, 2017 12:15 AM (P8951) 626
625 I might not be able to carry as much as a man, but believe me, if I hit someone in the head with my handbag, that sucker might just die. Because I have my life in my purse and it weighs, like, 50 pounds.
I don't get how men can walk around with just a wallet in their back pocket. Neither does ace Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 13, 2017 12:15 AM (P8951) I walk around with a wallet and a Glock 23. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:16 AM (cJiNU) 627
422 I say this about Hillary and her 60 Minutes or wherever interview--it took a lot of guts to rip off Melania's inauguration suit with that pale blue jacket and the standing collar. On her best day, Hillary never looked as good as any one of the corns on Melania's feet from wearing those stilettos and The Hag chooses to rip off M's flawless inauguration look???
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 12, 2017 11:29 PM (kXoT0) ---------------------------------------- WHAT!!!???? Hillary dissed that Ralph Lauren outfit? Holy carp. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 12:16 AM (0jtPF) 628
or how many "adventures" he goes on.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 13, 2017 12:14 AM (wVMAv) What, like staying a week with Tom Bombadil? Posted by: Robert has needs at September 13, 2017 12:17 AM (mknWS) 629
See the George Costanza wallet. You know, I've used the same wallet for near 20 years, I think, and the damn thing is falling apart. I've been given new wallets as gifts in the years between and I've got a pile of them, but I refuse to change for some reason. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:17 AM (8O3HH) 630
5'6". Not been pocket sized since 5th grade
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September You are pocket sized in my family, save for inlaws. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 12:20 AM (0wem/) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:20 AM (Ckg4U) 632
Good night, horde.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez:the Crew won tonight at September 13, 2017 12:20 AM (P8951) 633
>>>What, like staying a week with Tom Bombadil?
Posted by: Robert has needs at September 13, 2017 12:17 AM (mknWS)<<< Pffft. Lame. Posted by: Finn and Jake at September 13, 2017 12:20 AM (PccTh) 634
Posted by: Robert has needs at September 13, 2017 12:17 AM (mknWS)
I've been trying the online dating thing since last winter and I still don't know what all these chicks mean by "adventures." Posted by: Iasonas at September 13, 2017 12:20 AM (wVMAv) 635
Security at the State Department's Benghazi compound was so dire that another contractor was brought in to clean up the mess just two weeks before the 2012 terror attack -- and was later pressured to keep quiet by a government bureaucrat under then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, according to two men from the American security company.
Brad Owens and Jerry Torres, of Torres Advanced Enterprise Solutions, say they faced pressure to stay silent and get on the same page with the State Department with regard to the security lapses that led to the deaths of four Americans. Posted by: undocumented SMOD at September 13, 2017 12:21 AM (e8kgV) 636
G'Night Donna V of the Ampersands!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:21 AM (Ckg4U) 637
I am glad that you are able to post again Insomniac and and that you didn't have a lot of damage. Will continue to keep the FL and Texas folks in prayer for restoration, hope and healing ans strength.
Good night, everyone. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:22 AM (iVOAv) 638
630 You are pocket sized in my family, save for inlaws.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 12:20 AM ( Ha, I am the short one. Baby bro is 6'3". Scrunt is 5'8" Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:22 AM (hscyr) 639
NightvDonna & Fen
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:23 AM (hscyr) 640
I'm kind of bored and have 5 minutes to kill. Can anybody recommend some good links?
Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 13, 2017 12:23 AM (cAnNx) 641
An ideologically divided U.S. Supreme Court on Tuesday handed a win to Republicans in Texas by putting on hold rulings that said electoral districts drawn by state lawmakers discriminated against minority voters.
On a 5-4 vote, with the court's conservatives in the majority and the liberal justices dissenting, the court in a brief order blocked two different lower court decisions that found fault with both congressional districts and state legislative districts drawn by the Republican-controlled state legislature. In August, a federal court in Texas struck down two Republican-drawn congressional districts saying they were discriminatory and ordering new maps to be drawn ahead of elections in 2018. The court said the 27th and 35th congressional districts were drawn in violation of the U.S. Voting Rights Act. Texas has 36 districts, with Republicans holding 25 seats in the U.S. House of Representatives and Democrats 11. Posted by: undocumented SMOD at September 13, 2017 12:24 AM (e8kgV) 642
Thanks. That's very kind. You;d be charmed-as are all people initially with narcissists. Then it's like a roller coaster.
You sleep well too. Posted by: FenelonSpoke --- Oh, my dear, you have no idea how much I regret attempting humor at your expense with my first response. Bless you and your family. Goodnight. Posted by: Congregationalist at September 13, 2017 12:24 AM (yW8MK) 643
Something I've been pondering recently, as far as dating goes... I would be absolutely thrilled to be in a relationship with a sweet, good-natured and even, well, ditzy girl. But how can I put something like that in a dating site profile?
I mean, every other guy out there says he wants an intelligent girl. How can I put it if I think intelligence is kind of overrated? I mean, hey, not everyone can be above average in everything! But I'm finding it challenging to find a way to say, "You can be kinda dumb, as long as you're sweet and good-natured" in my profile. I wouldn't turn my nose up at a smart girl or anything, but how could I say that intelligence isn't, you know, a high priority for me in a dating site profile, without inadvertently offending women all across the intelligence spectrum? I mean, most people think of intelligence as an absolute good, while I think of it as just another trait that some people have, and nobody's perfect, and I value that particular trait less than most other people do. How can I say on a dating site profile that a girl doesn't have to be, like, a genius or anything? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 12:24 AM (3YxFh) 644
Okay brb, I need to clean up the taco experiment
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:24 AM (hscyr) 645
Some good friends of mine and the family, well they had four sons, and the next to last was my age and we to HS and college together, rooming together. Anyway, their height went with birth order. Oldest was the tallest, and down they went. Line up by height, and you have birth order, too. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:25 AM (8O3HH) 646
Hillary never looked as good as any one of the corns on Melania's feet from wearing those stilettos and The Hag chooses to rip off M's flawless inauguration look???
---------- Nothing can top the fashion writer at Vogue. Nothing. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:26 AM (y3sT9) 647
Fenelon: I had to work long distance with a narcissist for a really long time. I cut contact for short periods of time when things got bad, and then finally did not contact. I could not be happier.
Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:26 AM (aT+Bx) 648
"I've been trying the online dating thing since last winter and I still don't know what all these chicks mean by "adventures.""
-Posted by: Iasonas at September 13, 2017 12:20 AM (wVMAv) Depending upon age? -20-25: Mountain Climbing, Hiking, Spelunking. -26-30: Visiting different countries. -31-35: Dressing up like Batman and fucking like there is no tomorrow. -35-40: Trying different restaurants and other venues. -40+: Leaving the house. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:27 AM (Ckg4U) 649
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 12:24 AM (3YxFh)
Dude why don't you just not include anything about intelligence then. Why bother saying "I don't mind if a chicken can beat you in tic tac toe." Posted by: Buzzion at September 13, 2017 12:28 AM (cAnNx) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 12:29 AM (IqV8l) 651
That has to be a mistake, Hillary dissing Melania's inauguration get-up.
Even (lefty) fashion critics liked that Ralph Lauren outfit. They liked it so much they tried not to talk about it. And Hillary is way too dull for an original thought or insult. Then again, she does get a bit more creative when she forgets her meds and lets the paranoia run full blast. The Macedonian gnome conspiracy is a case in point. But still,...... Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 12:29 AM (0jtPF) 652
"Okay brb, I need to clean up the taco experiment."
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:24 AM (hscyr) I've seen this before. Take your time and change the sheets. #Laundry Day Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:29 AM (Ckg4U) 653
Depending upon age?
-20-25: Mountain Climbing, Hiking, Spelunking. -26-30: Visiting different countries. -31-35: Dressing up like Batman and fucking like there is no tomorrow. -35-40: Trying different restaurants and other venues. -40+: Leaving the house ----- Yeah, I'd say that's pretty accurate.... /yeah, I can't accept social invitations, the cat doesn't like me to leave the house except to go to work and buy cat food. Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:29 AM (aT+Bx) 654
>>>Depending upon age?
-20-25: Mountain Climbing, Hiking, Spelunking. -26-30: Visiting different countries. -31-35: Dressing up like Batman and fucking like there is no tomorrow. -35-40: Trying different restaurants and other venues. -40+: Leaving the house. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:27 AM (Ckg4U)<<< -50+: Staying up for the ONT. Posted by: Finn and Jake at September 13, 2017 12:30 AM (PccTh) 655
Something I've been pondering recently, as far as dating goes... I would be absolutely thrilled to be in a relationship with a sweet, good-natured and even, well, ditzy girl. But how can I put something like that in a dating site profile?
I mean, every other guy out there says he wants an intelligent girl. How can I put it if I think intelligence is kind of overrated? I mean, hey, not everyone can be above average in everything! But I'm finding it challenging to find a way to say, "You can be kinda dumb, as long as you're sweet and good-natured" in my profile. I wouldn't turn my nose up at a smart girl or anything, but how could I say that intelligence isn't, you know, a high priority for me in a dating site profile, without inadvertently offending women all across the intelligence spectrum? I mean, most people think of intelligence as an absolute good, while I think of it as just another trait that some people have, and nobody's perfect, and I value that particular trait less than most other people do. How can I say on a dating site profile that a girl doesn't have to be, like, a genius or anything? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 12:24 AM (3YxFh) Suggested text: "...I'd like to find a lady who, while not having to be an "intellectual", nor possessed of advanced degrees, at least isn't play-dough between the ears. You can be silly, not worldly, ditzy or somewhat unsophisticated. All I ask, that you not be dumb enough to have voted for the Hildebeest. That'd be a deal breaker, right there." Or, words to that effect? I think you'd be able to compile the Hate Mail into a Michelle Malkin worthy tome. Quagmire out there. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 12:30 AM (MGCfm) 656
Skulls and bones. Sweet dreams.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2017 12:30 AM (nmr2M) 657
G'Night, Fenelon.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:30 AM (Ckg4U) 658
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:27 AM (Ckg4U)
I have adventures just by going about my daily business. I'm a magnet for wacky things that happen. But it's kind of hard to explain that in a dating profile. Some of the best times of my life were things that happened that weren't necessarily planned. Posted by: Iasonas at September 13, 2017 12:31 AM (wVMAv) 659
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 12:24 AM (3YxFh)
I dunno, just leave it out? "I like sweet, good-natured women." Simple, to the point yet casts a wide net. Saying "doesn't gotta be smart" sounds like saying "my standards are low" and I imagine lots more women would pass you over. Posted by: Robert, not the guy to take dating advice from but I'ma give it a shot at September 13, 2017 12:31 AM (mknWS) 660
I still don't know what all these chicks mean by "adventures.""
---------- 50+ - Clean the bathrooms, mow the grass, the oil in my car needs to be changed, I'd like to rearrange the living room... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:32 AM (y3sT9) Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:32 AM (aT+Bx) 662
-31-35: Dressing up like Batman and fucking like there is no tomorrow.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:27 AM (Ckg4U) If she's dressed up as the Carrie Kelly Robin? HOT! Posted by: Robert, not the guy to take dating advice from but I'ma give it a shot at September 13, 2017 12:33 AM (mknWS) 663
I've been trying the online dating thing since last winter and I still don't know what all these chicks mean by "adventures."
They want to travel internationally on your dime. With expensive outings for shopping while there. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 12:33 AM (IcT7t) 664
I need to tell you all that in my bathroom remodel I HAVE FINALLY REINSTALLED THE TOILET!!!
It is temporary, and this is after I had broken the previous one because of a bad fit on the flange, but now I don't have to go to the porta-potty to pee in the middle of the night. I am as thrilled as I was when the giant crater left by cutting out the dry rotted floorboards was framed in and I didn't have a quick entry to the crawlspace anymore. Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2017 12:33 AM (Gv+zt) 665
Some of the best times of my life were things that happened that weren't necessarily planned.
Posted by: Iasonas ------------- Conversely, some of the worst. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:33 AM (y3sT9) 666
Thinking about, intelligence with me is the "deal breaker". And I don't really think about, because well, you know, horny bastard and all that. But in the end, you've got to be able to carry on a conversation. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:34 AM (8O3HH) 667
50+ - Clean the bathrooms, mow the grass, the oil in my car needs to be changed, I'd like to rearrange the living room...
--- The other day, I got to spackle and then sand the ceiling!!! What an adventure! Spackle dust in my hair!!! Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:34 AM (aT+Bx) 668
I watched the movie " Sully" earlier. Sometimes when I get fed up with tv I go out and rent some dvd's.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2017 11:15 PM (+lVUW) A friend of mine is in it. Remember the simulation chamber where they estimated where the flight would crash? Tall red-haired (ginger) co-pilot is her. She an American Air pilot. Has all the good inside dirt! Posted by: The Gimp at September 13, 2017 12:34 AM (0nqdT) 669
Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:32 AM (aT+Bx)
Then find the nearest 21 year old, ask her out and crash and burn? I'll shut up now. Posted by: Robert, not the guy to take dating advice from but I'ma give it a shot at September 13, 2017 12:34 AM (mknWS) 670
You know, I've used the same wallet for near 20 years, I think, and the damn thing is falling apart. I've been given new wallets as gifts in the years between and I've got a pile of them, but I refuse to change for some reason.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:17 AM (8O3HH) Same with belts. I read a short story, think it was by Robert Benchley, about a guy nagged by his wife to get a new belt. Reluctantly goes to the haberdasher, and gets a new belt, supposedly "mouse gray". Finds that hordes of mice are following him. Gets home, haggard from the experience, and his wife says, "nah, it's more like battleship gray to me. Try wearing it to work tomorrow." So he does, walks down Fifth Avenue, and hears a mighty rumbling, and sees a fleet of battleships headed towards him. Couldn't find the story on the 'net; guess it's still under copyright. It was a hoot. Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 13, 2017 12:34 AM (EkNES) 671
It is temporary, and this is after I had broken the previous one because of a bad fit on the flange, but now I don't have to go to the porta-potty to pee in the middle of the night.
---------- There's a lot to be said for indoor plumbing. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:35 AM (y3sT9) 672
damn, off, disarmed sock
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 12:35 AM (EkNES) 673
That's Cremo shave creme. It's fucking awesome.
Posted by: S at September 13, 2017 12:35 AM (poT2p) 674
They want to travel internationally on your dime. With expensive outings for shopping while there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 12:33 AM (IcT7t) Welp, I'm gonna die alone. Who wants my limited amount of worldly wealth when I pass? Posted by: Iasonas at September 13, 2017 12:35 AM (wVMAv) 675
"50+ - Clean the bathrooms, mow the grass, the oil in my car needs to be changed, I'd like to rearrange the living room..."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:32 AM (y3sT9) *HAH!* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:36 AM (Ckg4U) 676
The other day, I got to spackle and then sand the ceiling!!! What an adventure! Spackle dust in my hair!!!
Posted by: shibumi ------------ *swoon* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:36 AM (y3sT9) 677
643---How can I say on a dating site profile that a girl doesn't have to be, like, a genius or anything?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 12:24 AM (3YxFh) ------------------------------------ I agree with Buzzion. Just don't mention anything about intelligence at all. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 12:37 AM (0jtPF) 678
>>>Same with belts. I read a short story, think it
was by Robert Benchley, about a guy nagged by his wife to get a new belt. Reluctantly goes to the haberdasher, and gets a new belt, supposedly "mouse gray". Finds that hordes of mice are following him. Gets home, haggard from the experience, and his wife says, "nah, it's more like battleship gray to me. Try wearing it to work tomorrow." So he does, walks down Fifth Avenue, and hears a mighty rumbling, and sees a fleet of battleships headed towards him. Couldn't find the story on the 'net; guess it's still under copyright. It was a hoot. Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 13, 2017 12:34 AM (EkNES)<<< Gotta hand it to ya. That's a good story. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 13, 2017 12:37 AM (PccTh) 679
674 They want to travel internationally on your dime. With expensive outings for shopping while there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 12:33 AM (IcT7t) Welp, I'm gonna die alone. Who wants my limited amount of worldly wealth when I pass? Posted by: Iasonas at September 13, 2017 12:35 AM (wVMAv) Watch out for that Willow. She's a coffin robber. Posted by: Buzzion at September 13, 2017 12:37 AM (cAnNx) 680
Who wants my limited amount of worldly wealth when I pass?
Posted by: Iasonas at September 13, 2017 12:35 AM (wVMAv) Bueno! Posted by: Buncha fatties at September 13, 2017 12:38 AM (mknWS) 681
665 Some of the best times of my life were things that happened that weren't necessarily planned.
Posted by: Iasonas ------------- That's never happened to me. Ever. Plenty of unplanned (by me) bad shit, though. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:38 AM (cJiNU) 682
"Watch out for that Willow. She's a coffin robber."
-Posted by: Buzzion at September 13, 2017 12:37 AM (cAnNx) Ironically, she'd be the last to know that. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:39 AM (Ckg4U) 683
They want to travel internationally on your dime. With expensive outings for shopping while there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura --------- A friend of mine's (a South Carolina judge) wife was traveling in Europe with some other ladies. My friend was tracking her by the charge card activity. He told me, "My god! She spending it faster than I'm earning it!" Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:39 AM (y3sT9) 684
The other day, I got to spackle and then sand the ceiling!!! What an adventure! Spackle dust in my hair!!!
Posted by: shibumi Spackle? Sanding sheetrock? Nope. You're on your own there. Posted by: Datesite diqualifier! at September 13, 2017 12:42 AM (yW8MK) 685
A friend of mine's (a South Carolina judge) wife was traveling in Europe with some other ladies. My friend was tracking her by the charge card activity. He told me, "My god! She spending it faster than I'm earning it!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:39 AM (y3sT9) Sounds about right. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:42 AM (cJiNU) 686
Twilight Zone episode is on MeTV where William Demarest thows his wife out the window. He see the future on a TV "fixed" by this strange repairman, and sees himself throw her out the window. He ends up doing it, just as he foresaw, because she thinks he crazy and makes him mad. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:43 AM (8O3HH) 687
650 I need to clean up the taco experiment
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 12:29 AM (IqV8l) Heh. I didn't use the store bought seasoning packets, I tried a paleo recipe I found online. It was tasty. I can mix up a bigger batch of the seasoning & just whip it out when I want to make taco salad. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:43 AM (hscyr) 688
"The other day, I got to spackle and then sand the ceiling!!! What an adventure! Spackle dust in my hair!!!
-Posted by: shibumi That is worth three Marriage Proposals. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:44 AM (Ckg4U) 689
He ends up doing it, just as he foresaw, because she thinks he crazy and makes him mad.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:43 AM (8O3HH) Is that repair dude still in business? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Billy Jeff at September 13, 2017 12:45 AM (EkNES) 690
"...I can mix up a bigger batch of the seasoning & just whip it out when I want to make taco salad."
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:43 AM (hscyr) Go on... Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:46 AM (Ckg4U) 691
663 They want to travel internationally on your dime. With expensive outings for shopping while there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 12:33 AM (IcT7t) Hey now, we'd travel domestically too! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:46 AM (hscyr) Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:47 AM (8O3HH) 693
I agree with Buzzion. Just don't mention anything about intelligence at all.
==== Right. Don't mention intelligence if it's not important to you. Talk about what you do think is important. (Maybe leave the word "Prothonotary" out of your profile, though.) Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 13, 2017 12:48 AM (10LGw) 694
Spendthriftiness is not an attractive quality.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:48 AM (cJiNU) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:48 AM (Ckg4U) 696
>> Asking for a friend.
Well, they put ol' Uncle Charlie in the electric chair there, bubba. May not be the happy ending you're looking for. I thought Huma took care of her, and you had free reign anyway...... Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH) 697
664 but now I don't have to go to the porta-potty to pee in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2017 12:33 AM (Gv+ You didn't just pee off your back porch?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:48 AM (hscyr) 698
Thanks for the tips, Buzz and Robert! I'll keep that in mind.
I think I'm probably mainly concerned about the Dunning-Kruger effect, here. We all want to think we're better than average, especially when it comes to intelligence. And I think women on a dating site will, as a result, tend to gravitate toward some dude who demands a high level of intelligence, while ignoring the guys who don't. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 12:49 AM (3YxFh) 699
but now I don't have to go to the porta-potty to pee in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Kindltot --------- We've been over and over this. The sink. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:50 AM (y3sT9) 700
699 but now I don't have to go to the porta-potty to pee in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Kindltot --------- We've been over and over this. The sink. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 12:50 AM (y3sT9) Sink? Nyet! Posted by: Russian hookers at September 13, 2017 12:51 AM (cJiNU) 701
Those links are irrefutable proof that CBD has never heard "I Am Woman".
Posted by: FOAF at September 13, 2017 12:51 AM (p0JMG) 702
Reminds me of a couple around her. She was a country girl and he was a city boy. It didn't last. I remember he complaining to her girlfriends, "And he comes in the house all the time to pee!". You know the seat thing, and the uh, spatter thing. Most men that she knew pee'd outside most of the time out here in the country, and she just couldn't abide with an inside pee-er. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:52 AM (8O3HH) 703
Whip it good!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 12:52 AM (IqV8l) 704
679 Watch out for that Willow. She's a coffin robber.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 13, 2017 12:37 AM (cAnNx) Cleaned you out did she? You know, you can get payback by watching her fap. Hmmmm, actually, you could disturb most of the horde with that. Who exactly IS buzzion watching fap... Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:53 AM (hscyr) 705
Late to the ONT - and usually lurker
Got more than 50% of the challenge songs on iPod - Amazon can correct this. Sweetie: "Where? Me: "Ace." Sweetie, "Why?" Me: "Because." Now returning to "Shooter" and Bob Lee Swaggar. Posted by: Long Running Fool at September 13, 2017 12:53 AM (oSjOY) 706
If you are trying to attract a woman that isn't that intelligent, you might want to make mention of "Play-Doh" and "Money", repeatedly.
Dumb broads like that. When things get "heavy", you might want to mention "Tanning Lotion". I'm just spitballin', here. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:54 AM (Ckg4U) 707
You know the seat thing, and the uh, spatter thing. Most men that she knew pee'd outside most of the time out here in the country, and she just couldn't abide with an inside pee-er.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:52 AM (8O3HH) I'm a pee-er of the Realm. Posted by: Charles Windsor at September 13, 2017 12:54 AM (EkNES) 708
692 >> just whip it out when I want to make taco salad."
Oh man..... Must .... not .... type..... Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 12:47 AM (8O3HH) I keep lobbing them over the plate, and no one is taking them downtown. It's like I don't know you people anymore. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:55 AM (hscyr) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 12:57 AM (Ckg4U) 710
707 I'm a pee-er of the Realm.
Posted by: Charles Windsor at September 13, 2017 12:54 AM (EkNES) Thought you're a tampon. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:58 AM (hscyr) 711
Oh! What if I said I value common sense more than fancy book-learnin'?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 12:58 AM (3YxFh) 712
702 - I'm hoping your post is some sort of satire or social commentary. It reads like the plot to an episode of Squidbillies.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 13, 2017 12:59 AM (H5knJ) 713
Test a roonie
Posted by: test at September 13, 2017 01:00 AM (ierVd) 714
The Carlson Law Firm's new ad is something else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g73e7STr01Y
Posted by: holygoat at September 13, 2017 01:00 AM (nCqz2) 715
I'm a proud outside pee-er of my realm. Mark my territory, I do. And if that makes me a hillbilly, then I is a proud hillbilly. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:04 AM (8O3HH) 716
661 "I like sweet, good-natured women." Simple, to the point yet casts a wide net.
---- THIS Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:32 AM (aT+Bx) ======= Most people think of themselves as smart. Even if not. Also, could not post all night. So you were spared my ramblings & responses. You lucky bastards! Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 13, 2017 01:04 AM (ierVd) 717
"Oh! What if I said I value common sense more than fancy book-learnin'?"
-Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 12:58 AM (3YxFh) That works, as long as you're looking for people who don't understand the definition of "common". ...which you aren't. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:05 AM (Ckg4U) 718
The vast majority of people rate themselves as above average..... Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:06 AM (8O3HH) 719
I have an ONT Challenge for Teh Horde.
Find the craziest Singles Ad from Craigslist, before 0200 hrs, CST. Begin, NOW! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX p.s. winner gets one date with AtC's Ravage. ONE date. You won't get a second date. Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 01:06 AM (MGCfm) Posted by: youtoobboobaroo at September 13, 2017 01:07 AM (Rx2ad) 721
I just Harrliy Clinton;s new book and was so surprised on how this poor woman was sabotaged by Trump and Bush. Presdent Obama should do something about this stuff and tell Trump to quit and make hur Presdent now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at September 13, 2017 01:08 AM (WmgTn) 722
"Robert, looking froward to the day when the pendulum swings from trans back to goth"
The tranny link was old after the 2nd one. Find another trick. Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 13, 2017 01:10 AM (4ha45) 723
..."p.s. winner gets one date with AtC's Ravage. ONE date. You won't get a second date."
-Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 01:06 AM (MGCfm) Wait 'til Our Highness reads that you've "Pimped-Out" her Ravage to simpletons. I can't see this ending well, Good Sir. Having known you was an Honor. *taps* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:10 AM (Ckg4U) 724
704 679 Watch out for that Willow. She's a coffin robber.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 13, 2017 12:37 AM (cAnNx) Cleaned you out did she? You know, you can get payback by watching her fap. Hmmmm, actually, you could disturb most of the horde with that. Who exactly IS buzzion watching fap... Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 12:53 AM (hscyr) No homo Posted by: Buzzion at September 13, 2017 01:11 AM (cAnNx) 725
Donna&&&&&&V (now gone?): I don't get how men can walk around with just a wallet in their back pocket.
I walk around with a wife with a purse. Problem: solved. --- 50+: Staying up for the ONT. 60+ Checking on the ONT during a wee-hours got-up-from-sound-sleep bathroom run Adventures Unlimited! (Yes, I said wee. Run with it, deplorables.) Posted by: mindful webworker's evil twin at September 13, 2017 01:12 AM (pQplJ) 726
So when you come across some lady who likes adventures take her to GNAMM.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:13 AM (0wem/) 727
718
The vast majority of people rate themselves as above average..... Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:06 AM (8O3HH) Human beings have an amazing capacity for self-delusion. For example, I labored for years under the delusion that things would go well through hard work, commitment and doing the right thing. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 01:14 AM (cJiNU) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:14 AM (Ckg4U) 729
So when you come across some lady who likes adventures take her to GNAMM.
That ends one of two ways. Restraining order or marriage. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 01:14 AM (IcT7t) 730
Howard Jones - No One is to Blame:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekhxxngQ3s Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September Have him give me a ring. I will tell him precisely who is to blame. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:15 AM (0wem/) 731
711 Oh! What if I said I value common sense more than fancy book-learnin'?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 12:58 AM (3YxFh) ----------------------------------- That would be okay, I guess. But only if you definitely want to exclude sweet, good-natured girls who are also book-smart. Y'no, like the cute, shy librarian. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 01:15 AM (0jtPF) 732
The Carlson Law Firm's new ad is something else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g73e7STr01Y
Posted by: holygoat "Need extra spending cash?? Don't just sit there!! SUE SOMEBODY!!!!!!" Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2017 01:15 AM (eMKNe) 733
That ends one of two ways.
Restraining order or marriage. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September or both. whichever way it is an adventure. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:16 AM (0wem/) 734
"So when you come across some lady who likes adventures take her to GNAMM."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:13 AM (0wem/) You don't owe her a thing after that phrasing. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:16 AM (Ckg4U) 735
Oh! What if I said ...
-Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler 'value a strong mothering and home-building instinct more than fancy book-learning' Thar y'go!!!! Posted by: Datesite disqualifier! at September 13, 2017 01:16 AM (yW8MK) 736
729 So when you come across some lady who likes adventures take her to GNAMM.
That ends one of two ways. Restraining order or marriage. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 01:14 AM (IcT7t) Or a late night trip to the middle of the desert. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 01:16 AM (cJiNU) 737
You don't owe her a thing after that phrasing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September Heh. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:17 AM (0wem/) 738
Insomniac, ol' buddy, here's one for you. An '80s song that I always dug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg-TWFX1OOE Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:17 AM (8O3HH) 739
Never go on a late night trip to the desert unless it is your suggestion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:18 AM (0wem/) 740
"Need extra spending cash?? Don't just sit there!! SUE SOMEBODY!!!!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2017 01:15 AM (eMKNe) All those process servers singing my song as they work? Royalties, baby. (peruses yacht catalog) Posted by: Bob Dylan at September 13, 2017 01:19 AM (EkNES) 741
Oh, Lord.
Mary's been hitting the sauce again. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 01:19 AM (0jtPF) 742
723 Wait 'til Our Highness reads that you've "Pimped-Out" her Ravage to simpletons.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:10 AM ( Pimped out? More like serving up an easy meal for them Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 01:19 AM (hscyr) 743
Human beings have an amazing capacity for self-delusion. For example, I labored for years under the delusion that things would go well through hard work, commitment and doing the right thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 01:14 AM (cJiNU) And once you overcome that delusion, the quote at the top of the page starts to make a lot of sense. Spend your whole life doing the right thing, playing by the rules, and working hard, and for what? So a benefits cheat can live better than you do? So the fruits of your labor can make the political class even more obscenely wealthy? This is absurd, sick, obscene, and evil. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 13, 2017 01:19 AM (J+mig) 744
Wait 'til Our Highness reads that you've "Pimped-Out" her Ravage to simpletons.
I can't see this ending well, Good Sir. Having known you was an Honor. *taps* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:10 AM (Ckg4U) Fucking hell, Amigo. She'll be delighted that I was arranging for her Ravage to enjoy an unscheduled Treat, from (one amongst) Teh Horde! Ravages gotta eat, same as worms. And the ONT always requires new and never ending amusements! Hence the CL ads searches. There've GOT to be some doozies out there from across the fruited plains! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 01:19 AM (MGCfm) 745
Screaming and drinking make me happy
Screaming and drinking while I cry Stabbling personal assistants is so lovely Stabbing and screeching, my oh my Posted by: Hillary 'John Denver' Clinton at September 13, 2017 01:20 AM (eMKNe) Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 01:20 AM (IcT7t) 747
Someone said she went to the doctor to get some ointment or penicillin to get rid of the ravage.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:21 AM (0wem/) 748
Everybody must get sued!!
Posted by: Bob "1-800-ATTORNEY" Dylan at September 13, 2017 01:21 AM (eMKNe) 749
The vast majority of people rate themselves as above average.....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear FFS. EVERYONE is above average. That is why we must depose this Trump bastard. He makes me feel below average. Posted by: Mrs. Garrison Keillor at September 13, 2017 01:22 AM (/qEW2) 750
746 Or a late night trip to the middle of the desert.
That's only if you don't buy her the shoes. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 01:20 AM (IcT7t) And we get to real reason blanco is avoiding GNAMM Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 01:22 AM (uLcDx) Posted by: Noam Chomsky at September 13, 2017 01:23 AM (x/Lj2) 752
"Have him give me a ring. I will tell him precisely who is to blame."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:15 AM (0wem/) We no longer talk, but I can put you in touch with someone who is. I suspect that you were merely acting in a facetious manner and you've already blamed someone. From this point forward, there is no one here who gives a shit. Please make a note of it. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:23 AM (Ckg4U) 753
Heh, story on Drudge earlier about ugliest shoes selling for $795.
https://www.yahoo.com/style/ugliest-pair-sports-shoes-selling-795-161857781.html Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:23 AM (0wem/) 754
747 Someone said she went to the doctor to get some ointment or penicillin to get rid of the ravage.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:21 AM (0wem/) They're her precious babies, who also dispose of "problems", NOT a rash. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 01:24 AM (hscyr) 755
727 718
The vast majority of people rate themselves as above average..... Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:06 AM (8O3HH) Human beings have an amazing capacity for self-delusion. For example, I labored for years under the delusion that things would go well through hard work, commitment and doing the right thing. Posted by: Insomniac HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! I thought for years that if you treated people well and were always fair and honest in relationships and business that family and "friends" would act the same way toward you. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!! Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 13, 2017 01:24 AM (R2b3p) 756
I suspect that you were merely acting in a facetious manner and you've already blamed someone.
From this point forward, there is no one here who gives a shit. Please make a note of it. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September Hey now, because I blamed one person does not mean I cannot blame another person for the same thing. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:25 AM (0wem/) 757
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:23 AM (0wem/)
Seriously? I went into the wrong line of work. Apparently there's a market for making hideous horseshit and selling it for extortionate prices. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 13, 2017 01:25 AM (J+mig) 758
Here's what happens to everybody who *doesn't* buy Bebe's shoes at the GNAMM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9x_y3vFic Posted by: qdp 'fair warning' steve at September 13, 2017 01:25 AM (eMKNe) 759
Margarita, I would definitely not turn my nose up at a smart girl. Hey, if I did, I would not hit on the girls around here (how you doin', by the way?).
Yeah, I need to think on this some more. Mentioning common sense might be a good way to go, but on further reflection I feel like that might turn women away, too. Might strike some as, I don't know, a bit misogynistic? "No-nonsense" might be another descriptor to consider, but then they might think I'm looking for someone with no sense of humor. And, per the Dunning-Kruger Effect, everyone has a great sense of humor. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 01:26 AM (3YxFh) 760
They're her precious babies, who also dispose of "problems", NOT a rash.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September Meh, more day lore, voo doo, hoo doo and all kinds of weirdness. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:27 AM (0wem/) 761
"Fucking hell, Amigo. She'll be delighted that I was arranging for her Ravage to enjoy an unscheduled Treat, from (one amongst) Teh Horde!
Ravages gotta eat, same as worms. And the ONT always requires new and never ending amusements! Hence the CL ads searches. There've GOT to be some doozies out there from across the fruited plains!" Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Perhaps you are correct. I'll see to it that you are treated in the highest of esteem. -Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 01:19 AM (MGCfm) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:28 AM (Ckg4U) 762
And Insomniac, ol' buddy, if it were in my power, if I were like some damn power broker or a god, you know what I'd do. I send Cory Chase and say, Kimmy Granger over to you, a Cougar and Kitten tag team we'd call it, to blow your effin mind and get you out this funk with Olympic Class fornicatin'. If I had the power I would. I have 'em give you Donny Two Scoops level of confidence and prowess, I would. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:28 AM (8O3HH) 763
753 Heh, story on Drudge earlier about ugliest shoes selling for $795.
https://www.yahoo.com/style/ugliest-pair-sports-shoes-selling-795-161857781.html Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:23 AM ( They're not that bad. I was expecting something along the lines of the lady gag gag lobster shoes. The price is outrageous though. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 01:28 AM (uLcDx) 764
My Bad, Y5. I've been partaking in Satan's Fluid.
Humans call it "Budweiser". For All I be? ...this Bud's for me. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:31 AM (Ckg4U) 765
Heh, story on Drudge earlier about ugliest shoes selling for $795.
https://www.yahoo.com/style/ugliest-pair-sports-shoes-selling-795-161857781.html Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:23 AM (0wem/) Ain't no sneakers worth $795, unless they have a thousand-dollar hooker in them. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 01:31 AM (EkNES) 766
738 Insomniac, ol' buddy, here's one for you. An '80s song that I always dug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg-TWFX1OOE Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:17 AM (8O3HH) Nice one. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 01:32 AM (cJiNU) 767
760 Meh, more day lore, voo doo, hoo doo and all kinds of weirdness.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:27 AM ( Right?! All hail The Hopper! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 13, 2017 01:33 AM (hscyr) 768
*sips beer*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 01:33 AM (Ckg4U) 769
*break*
Changing All teh Subjext, Hijakin' teh ONT, etc. I have the necessary cast iron Craftsman power tool to drive a 1"x42 belt over a tri-pulley system and guide bar. Wicked effective with belts from 600 grit to 2000 grit, plus leather strop belt with jeweler's rouge abrasive. I can put a better than factory edge on any blade that won't fold over into a "feather edge", which is a failure of the steel or tempering. Y'all think that pricing of $4 for blades of 6 in. or less, and $5 for blades from 6 in. to 9 in., and $10 for everything larger, would work? I've sharpened some chef's knives for neighbors, and the demand is... increasing. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 01:34 AM (MGCfm) 770
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
I thought for years that if you treated people well and were always fair and honest in relationships and business that family and "friends" would act the same way toward you. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!! Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 13, 2017 01:24 AM (R2b3p) Seems utterly absurd in hindsight, doesn't it? Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 01:34 AM (cJiNU) 771
Heh, I should pronounce fornicating in the redneck way with an extra syllable: "Forni-fu-cation". Forn-fuckating. As a kid I remember some preacher going on about the evils of this forni-fuckating. Made me want to try it. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:36 AM (8O3HH) 772
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:28 AM (8O3HH)
If only you were indeed a god. And if only God were so benevolent. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 01:37 AM (cJiNU) 773
759 Margarita, I would definitely not turn my nose up at a smart girl. Hey, if I did, I would not hit on the girls around here (how you doin', by the way?).
Yeah, I need to think on this some more. Mentioning common sense might be a good way to go, but on further reflection I feel like that might turn women away, too. Might strike some as, I don't know, a bit misogynistic? "No-nonsense" might be another descriptor to consider, but then they might think I'm looking for someone with no sense of humor. And, per the Dunning-Kruger Effect, everyone has a great sense of humor. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 01:26 AM (3YxFh) -------------------------------------- Yeah, not mentioning intelligence at all is probably the safest way to go. I don't see how saying "common sense" could ever be seen as misogynistic, however. And if anyone saw it that way, you can bet they have a feminist chip on their shoulder! No-nonsense does sound pretty serious. Some might even take it to mean aggressive or driven. I dunno. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 01:38 AM (0jtPF) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 01:39 AM (gqOAX) 775
I am going to help Hillary win back flyover country. Mook and Podesta are just not in touch.
Posted by: Mrs. Garrison Keillor at September 13, 2017 01:42 AM (/qEW2) 776
My Bad, Y5. I've been partaking in Satan's Fluid.
Humans call it "Budweiser". For All I be? ...this Bud's for me. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 13, 2017 01:31 AM (Ckg4U) Ah yes, the "sex in a canoe" beer. Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 13, 2017 01:43 AM (Jcg9Q) 777
Y'all think that pricing of $4 for blades of 6 in. or less, and $5 for
blades from 6 in. to 9 in., and $10 for everything larger, would work? Go for it. There's people making a living out sharpening knives. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 01:43 AM (IcT7t) 778
Hey now, because I blamed one person does not mean I cannot blame another person for the same thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 01:25 AM Or maybe you're just an asshole, as the rest of the world defines that term! And so, Thus I Slight thee, snicker snack! Posted by: Datesite disqualifier! at September 13, 2017 01:44 AM (yW8MK) 779
..."Y'all think that pricing of $4 for blades of 6 in. or less, and $5 for blades from 6 in. to 9 in., and $10 for everything larger, would work?
I've sharpened some chef's knives for neighbors, and the demand is... increasing." Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX -Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 01:34 AM (MGCfm) -Ten bucks per blade. It'll cost you $150 for me to lay my pressure-washer on your lawn, no matter the job. If I am doing your house, driveway and deck? ...additional charges. If I'm doing your Christmas Lights? $200 for me to show-up. The rest is time-related. And you'll buy the lights at 150% of their price. Take fifteen minutes out of my day and it'll cost you Ten Bucks at the Very Least. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 01:45 AM (Ckg4U) 780
Garrison Keillor. Now that idiot really chaps my ass. When I was teenager, my mother got enamored with Prairie Home Companion, and thought he was just the greatest thing. I don't think he'd come out full political yet, but I didn't like him much. Some of his shtick would make me laugh, but overall, I couldn't stand him. She fell out with him when he full retard, which made me happy. But damn, he just makes me sick. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 01:45 AM (8O3HH) 781
Oh Canada...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7zjfwum Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) Is that one of those ocelot cross breeds? Like a Bengal? That is a very interesting coat pattern. Posted by: Mrs. Garrison Keillor at September 13, 2017 01:45 AM (/qEW2) 782
"Ah yes, the "sex in a canoe" beer."
-Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 13, 2017 01:43 AM (Jcg9Q) You Snobby Bastard! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 01:46 AM (Ckg4U) 783
Well, I'm out. Goodnight everyone.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 01:47 AM (cJiNU) 784
Margarita, I guess what I was trying to say as far as a desire for "common sense" being possibly considered misogynistic by some goes is, I think a lot of women these days think of their grandmothers as having common sense and they think, "Oh, no, I'm not like that; I'm a modern girl."
Or something like that. Maybe I'm just overthinking it. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 01:47 AM (3YxFh) 785
G'Night, Insomniac!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 01:48 AM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 01:50 AM (Ckg4U) 787
Slap. We're price consistent, then.
Fifteen minutes, I can run four blades, any size short of a machete, easily. I have a killer power washer machine, too. Damn shame right now, is I have to fabricate, from raw aluminum & steel stock, a control system & lever for the choke and throttle settings. Factory ones simply fell apart into less than components, and replacements are impossible to find. I will design their replacements, cut, drill, grind and tap the threads, so as to make the new ones better than new. This shit is fun to do. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 01:52 AM (MGCfm) 788
I'm gonna call it a night too, thanks everybody! Fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2017 01:52 AM (eMKNe) 789
I'm out, too. Good night, everyone! Thanks for the advice!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 01:52 AM (3YxFh) 790
784 Margarita, I guess what I was trying to say as far as a desire for "common sense" being possibly considered misogynistic by some goes is, I think a lot of women these days think of their grandmothers as having common sense and they think, "Oh, no, I'm not like that; I'm a modern girl."
Or something like that. Maybe I'm just overthinking it. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 13, 2017 01:47 AM (3YxFh) ---------------------------------------- Yes! You are overthinking. But honestly, this profile stuff is kind of hard to do, isn't it? Makes me glad I'm ....er.....29. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 01:57 AM (0jtPF) 791
Is that one of those ocelot cross breeds? Like a Bengal? That is a very interesting coat pattern.
Posted by: Mrs. Garrison Keillor at September 13, 2017 01:45 AM (/qEW2) No coat, no shirt, no bra, no problem. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 01:59 AM (EkNES) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 02:01 AM (gqOAX) 793
I've descended to the 0100 CST Hard Deck, and have to either throttle up and climb, or eject.
*cliffhanger* Not that anyone gives a damn. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 02:01 AM (MGCfm) 794
"Y'all think that pricing of $4 for blades of 6 in. or less, and $5 for
blades from 6 in. to 9 in., and $10 for everything larger, would work?" The interaction with each customer is likely to eat up as much of your time as sharpening a single blade. Set up a multiple blade menu from $20 to $40. I assume the efficiency would go way up for you having multiple blades as a group. Posted by: X-ray at September 13, 2017 02:19 AM (vzgzF) 795
Has the press called on every single DemonRat to instantly denounce the pedophile ex-mayor of Seattle yet?
No? But they are definitely onboard, one now assumes, with a national ID, since the only error ol' Cock-Smoking Ed Murray made, according to the Lefty style-book, was his failure to ask for ID before sticking his dick into numerous young boys' mouths. He ought to be strung up. Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2017 02:20 AM (rJuuW) 796
Nite all.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 13, 2017 02:20 AM (Jcg9Q) 797
I am off to bed, too. Tired, tonight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 02:27 AM (EkNES) 798
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Posted by: . at September 13, 2017 02:38 AM (/qEW2) Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 02:42 AM (IcT7t) 802
Re: Gulags and killing fields.
I'll bet most millennials think these are unnatural conditions that TRUMP is trying to force us into. The antifa and BLM and Kathy Griffin obviously want to protect us from that, so we need to listen to everything they say. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2017 02:47 AM (/qEW2) 803
"130-tonne 'monster fatberg' clogs London sewer"
What in God's name was Hillary doing wandering through the sewers of London? Posted by: Sam Adams at September 13, 2017 02:47 AM (DbadI) 804
"Aaaahhhh-ooooooo, the fatbergs of London! Aaaaahhhh-oooooo!"
(With apologies to Warren Zevon....) Posted by: Sam Adams at September 13, 2017 02:49 AM (DbadI) 805
Great ONT, CBD!
Boys with Plants Oh for fvck's sake! Somebody...anybody...put this culture out of its misery. How we can survive with this kind of pathetic display of anti-masculinity is beyond me. Do these "men" think that being a metrosexual weeny is going to get them laid? And if so, what kind of woman is their ideal? You forgot the /sarc tag on that last line, though. Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 02:50 AM (uaHyk) 806
Maybe this could be the way of making the antifa see reason:
The logic of Robespierre, Stalin, Pol Pot or Hitler relied on drawing absurd equivalences in order to justify violence. But your movement does that as well. You equate wanting to preserve an historical monument with murdering people. And you use that to justify violence. Therefore, aren't you in danger of becoming something imbalanced... grotesque? I'd talk to BLM as well, but I think they are too racist to want to reason with the likes of me. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2017 02:59 AM (/qEW2) 807
777 Y'all think that pricing of $4 for blades of 6 in. or less, and $5 for
blades from 6 in. to 9 in., and $10 for everything larger, would work? Go for it. There's people making a living out sharpening knives. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 13, 2017 01:43 AM (IcT7t) We have a sharpener guy who walks around the neighborhood a few times every summer with a pushcart. It has a slow, distinctive, almost melancholy bell that chimes as he walks. People act like it's the ice cream truck. I don't know how much he charges, though. Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 03:00 AM (uaHyk) 808
He said that after sitting down with Mr. Ranco, they both agreed that "advocating or even expressing apathy towards sexual assault is affront to all victims and a line that simply cannot be uncrossed."
If they want to fire the guy for his retarded tweet then that's fine but to bring up a bullshit excuse like this is intellectually offensive. I'm willing to bet that if you had tapes of any 30 minute span of office banter in there you'd hear lots of "apathy" towards sexual assault. I'd lay that bet on any lawyer's office in America. There's nothing wrong with that general attitude. This particular case is not a matter of morals or some general principle about attitudes pertaining to sexual assault. This is about governance and an "officer of the court", not to mention just plain, old stupidity. That said, Mr. Rancor and the rest of his office can blow my dog. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2017 03:08 AM (rZ+mb) 809
What in God's name was Hillary doing wandering through the sewers of London?
Posted by: Sam Adams at September 13, 2017 02:47 AM (DbadI) --- Huma knows, but her hair was *perfect*. Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2017 03:17 AM (W4x6J) 810
I crashed early and now I'm going to be up all night. Sigh. Getting old sucks.
I just checked out RLM's review of "It," both the old TV movie and the new theatrical one. Never saw the old one, did not read the book... I was past my Stephen King phase by then... his stuff all reads the same after awhile. One thing Jay said was that there were a bunch of crappy TV movies and mini-series of Stephen King books in the 70s and 80s, and none of them were scary. Beg to differ, "Salem's Lot" scared the shit out of me. Just thinking of Ralphie Glick scratching on the window still gives me the willies. Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 04:04 AM (uaHyk) 811
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2017 03:08 AM (rZ+mb)
That bit about how apathy can't be tolerated reminds me of another gem I've been hearing a lot lately. "You will be made to care." Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 13, 2017 04:12 AM (J+mig) 812
Much better night last night.
Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 04:27 AM (ghofu) 813
Did have a thought inthe middle of the night
If you had a Hillary had bleed and stuffed cotton up there to stop it for say 30 minutes, wouldn't having no oxygen in half her brain cause brain failure? Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 04:30 AM (ghofu) 814
Morning, Skip. Glad you had a good night.
More tootling around der webz.... I guess Laura Loomer from Rebel Media got in line at a Hillary book signing and asked "What happened to Seth Rich?" and other Inconvenient Questions. I guess she was dragged out by the Secret Service. https://t.co/hqo9SRJa8b?amp=1I Cojones!! Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 04:49 AM (uaHyk) 815
807 ... "
We have a sharpener guy who walks around the neighborhood a few times every summer with a pushcart. It has a slow, distinctive, almost melancholy bell that chimes as he walks. People act like it's the ice cream truck." I didn't know anyone still did that. We had a guy doing the same thing when I was a kid: bell, push cart, etc. But that was almost 60 years ago. Hadn't seen one since then. But he put an edge on kitchen knives that could do surgery. Even my grandfather, a master machinist and tool maker, was impressed. Posted by: JTB at September 13, 2017 05:03 AM (V+03K) 816
Do not taunt proprietor with Makita, DeWalt or Milwaukee products. *spreads Milorganite (pelletized Milwaukee sewage) through thread* Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 05:21 AM (EgwCt) 817
I can't offer absolution but I can drink Absolut! Peasants.
Posted by: Early AM Hillary at September 13, 2017 05:24 AM (bc2Lc) 818
RE: 'Boys With Plants'
Ahhh.... those boys *aren't* looking for 'female' companionship. Just say'n... Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2017 05:37 AM (Quwsn) 819
Morning all.
Don't mind me, I'm off to play a bit of Factorio. P.S. - The only good commie is a dead commie. Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2017 05:39 AM (Quwsn) 820
Joining Shillary on he What's Happenin' tour will be OJ Simpson.
Still looking for the murderer. Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 05:42 AM (8ikIW) 821
Someone should ghost-write a book for Hillary Clinton titled, 'How To Deal With Life's Disappointments'. Of course, every page would be blank. Except the last page, with one line, 'Blame Others'. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 05:49 AM (EgwCt) 822
Mornin' y'all
Posted by: wing at September 13, 2017 06:01 AM (BzFtl) 823
Y'all think that pricing of $4 for blades of 6 in. or less, and $5 for blades from 6 in. to 9 in., and $10 for everything larger, would work?
I've sharpened some chef's knives for neighbors, and the demand is... increasing. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX ~~~~~ Hey Jim! You could definitely go higher on the prices. I would easily pay you $10/knife and would love to have someone nearby who could do that. There are some things that lots of people can't do well--knife sharpening is one, taping drywall another. Not surprised you're seeing an increase in demand! Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2017 06:01 AM (HiDrR) 824
I think that's one of the things that drove the MSM nuts on the campaign trail. The reporters are used to a leisurely pace anyway, and with Her Bitchiness, they were expecting the usual 14 to 16 hours of downtime for Hillz to wake up, get the vomit hosed off of her, a (Miller) lite breakfast and then a grueling hour and a half "campaign". Then back to the bars to write rewrite the press release in their own words, followed by an open bar.
Donald Trump sleeps what, 4 hours a nite? And never the same 4 hours. Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:01 AM (8ikIW) 825
"Iron Eyes" Cody on an episode of Cheyenne right now. Barely recognize him without a tear in his eye.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:05 AM (8ikIW) 826
Iron Eyrs Cody was a Dago.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2017 06:14 AM (Dsbbp) Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:15 AM (8ikIW) 828
Iron Eyrs Cody was a Dago.
Posted by: JoeF. Can you imagine the SJW's screaming for his scalp these days? Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:17 AM (8ikIW) 829
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 06:19 AM (hyuyC) 830
The trebuchet Nova documentary was fun.
Couldn't be made today, what with the oppression quotient: white men glorifying history and engineering and science. Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 06:19 AM (uaHyk) 831
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 06:20 AM (EyPfd) Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 06:21 AM (uaHyk) 833
Looking at some pictures of some immigrants protesting the Trump! travel ban.
You know, for a bunch of poor immigrants, they sure can make or afford to buy some nice protest signs. Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:22 AM (8ikIW) 834
I didn't know anyone still did that. We had a guy doing the same thing when I was a kid: bell, push cart, etc. But that was almost 60 years ago. Hadn't seen one since then. But he put an edge on kitchen knives that could do surgery. Even my grandfather, a master machinist and tool maker, was impressed. Posted by: JTB at September 13, 2017 05:03 AM (V+03K) Might be the same guy.... He's no kid. I drove past him, his cart, and the queue, on my way to the train station a couple of weeks ago. Looks like he uses some kind of foot pedal to power the sharpener/grinder thing. Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 06:25 AM (uaHyk) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 06:26 AM (EyPfd) 836
>>>>I didn't know anyone still did that. We had a guy doing the same thing
when I was a kid: bell, push cart, etc. But that was almost 60 years ago. Hadn't seen one since then. But he put an edge on kitchen knives that could do surgery. Even my grandfather, a master machinist and tool maker, was impressed. Posted by: JTB at September 13, 2017 05:03 AM (V+03K) Might be the same guy.... He's no kid. I drove past him, his cart, and the queue, on my way to the train station a couple of weeks ago. Looks like he uses some kind of foot pedal to power the sharpener/grinder thing. . . . .There is a guy who sharpens knives that goes to all of the trade days here in North Texas. There is always a line at his trailer. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 13, 2017 06:29 AM (+Dllb) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 06:30 AM (kKwi8) 838
Gem
Back at ya! We are having a beautiful day, cool in the AM and not too hot in the afternoon. Just another is a long string of clear days, with a little smoke from Western wildfires. What a pleasant late summer. Well, except for lack of rain. 3 weeks with none. Local corn is all dry. They chose poorly. However, nearby soybeans, sorghum and range land all look good so far. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 06:31 AM (hyuyC) 839
And I see where the Hurricane telethon became a politicized self licking ice cream cone of Global Warming and racism killing the planet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 06:32 AM (EyPfd) 840
Miniature horse SERVICE ANIMAL? In grade school? WTF?
VIA, that is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 06:32 AM (uaHyk) 841
Miniature horse SERVICE ANIMAL? In grade school? WTF?
VIA, that is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Posted by: Gem What about a helper GOrilla? Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:33 AM (8ikIW) 842
Back at ya! We are having a beautiful day, cool in the AM and not too hot in the afternoon. Just another is a long string of clear days, with a little smoke from Western wildfires. What a pleasant late summer. Well, except for lack of rain. 3 weeks with none. Local corn is all dry. They chose poorly. However, nearby soybeans, sorghum and range land all look good so far. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 06:31 AM (hyuyC) Sounds lovely! We may actually be getting some Irma remnants rain today or tomorrow all the way up in Shootcago. Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 06:36 AM (uaHyk) 843
Miniature horse SERVICE ANIMAL? In grade school? WTF?
It said in the article that they had to be housebroken. I'm not sure how you housebreak a horse. We got yelled at by the janitor for having cleats on our shoes. I'm thinking horse shoes, even miniature horse shoes, would be pretty rough on a tile floor. Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:36 AM (8ikIW) 844
I see ESPN has stepped into a big stinking pile of their own racist manure again. Good. Let their commentators tell us how they really feel. Because, you know, I don't NEED them. They are not as important as they think they are. I can get scores on ballgames anywhere. Insulting your customers who pay your bills is beyond stupid. ESPN, you are beyond stupid.
Posted by: Case at September 13, 2017 06:36 AM (CIEsd) Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 06:37 AM (uaHyk) 846
VIA, what if you are allergic to dogs and horses in school?
Lots of inner city kids are. Look at asthma rates. Sure, some of it stress, which service Rottweilers can help. The trend I am seeing in public educational leadership is catering to the deviants and outliers. Never learning. Looks like Baltimore is on track. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 06:38 AM (hyuyC) 847
"VIA, that is the dumbest thing I have ever seen."
You don't get out much, do you. Just kidding. But this world, this nation, and in particular the State of Maryland is heading in a direction that does not bode well for continuing to raise strong and morally principled people. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 06:38 AM (EyPfd) 848
If you have cable tv you pay for ESPN. Every subscriber, about ten dollars a month goes to them. Even if you don't watch you support those freaks. Anti-trust, where are you? But our legislators don't give a fvck. They probably get the best tickets to sporting events for free. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 06:41 AM (EgwCt) 849
VIA, what if you are allergic to dogs and horses in school?
Lots of inner city kids are. Look at asthma rates. Sure, some of it stress, which service Rottweilers can help. I thought the Mooslimbs don't like dogs at all. Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:42 AM (8ikIW) 850
There are a large number of ranches with horses around here. Some board horses, and there is a dressage training business at the base of the hill.
The kids here know from experience that horses are very expensive, not house-broken, and chore-intensive. I do not think one of them would want a horse in school. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 06:42 AM (hyuyC) 851
I have a helper lion.
Anyone gives me shit, lion eats him. I consider that very helpful behavior. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 13, 2017 06:45 AM (J+mig) 852
VIA thank you for the heads up. I'll mention it the next time I run into a local school board member.
Work preps commence. Have a serene day everyone. Open yourself up to appreciating the beauty that is everywhere. While at the same time, reflect on your Mattis plan. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 06:46 AM (hyuyC) 853
The kids here know from experience that horses are very expensive, not house-broken, and chore-intensive. I do not think one of them would want a horse in school.
Posted by: NaCly Dog Then we must have a federal government program for the purchasing and training of horses for those who cannot afford them. Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:46 AM (8ikIW) 854
I thought the Mooslimbs don't like dogs at all.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:42 AM (8ikIW) I saw on tv on some show a blind muslimah schoolgirl had a miniature service horse. Went on buses and everything, just like a service dog. Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2017 06:49 AM (4TpkW) 855
Went on buses and everything, just like a service dog.
Posted by: RickZ Maybe that's why Baltimore went with the mini horses, to appease those who we must bow down to. Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:50 AM (8ikIW) 856
TICKETS!!!!!!! GIT YER' TICKETS HERE!!!!!! GOING FAST, A BARGAIN AT TWICE THE PRICE!!! TICKETS!!! GIT YER' TICKETS HERE!!!! TICKETS!!!!!! *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 06:52 AM (kKwi8) 857
While at the same time, reflect on your Mattis plan. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 06:46 AM (hyuyC) I can drop the office manager at twenty paces with a Swingline stapler. And speaking of office, time to get ready. Since I've been awake since 1:30 a.m. things are going to get ugly between 2:00 - 3:00 p.m. Oh, well. That's why 5 Hour Energy was invented. Have a zippy day, all! Posted by: Gem at September 13, 2017 06:54 AM (uaHyk) 858
TICKETS!!!!!!! GIT YER' TICKETS HERE!!!!!! Bruce. Can I put you down for 10? Thanks babe, you're a peach... TICKETS!!!!!!! GIT YER' TICKETS HERE!!!!!! *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 06:55 AM (kKwi8) 859
Bruce. Can I put you down for 10? Thanks babe, you're a peach...
I don't know. How many am I supposed to have for a firing squad? Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 06:58 AM (8ikIW) 860
I don't know. How many am I supposed to have for a firing squad? Posted by: Bruce ______________________ Hmmmmm. Good point, I better put you down for 20 'cause I've lots of experience dodging sniper fire... TICKETS!!!!!!! GIT YER' TICKETS HERE!!!!!! *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 07:01 AM (kKwi8) 861
Hmmmmm. Good point, I better put you down for 20 'cause I've lots of experience dodging sniper fire...
Put me down for two. Your not as agile as you used to be, and a whole lot wider. Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 07:04 AM (8ikIW) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 07:05 AM (EyPfd) Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 07:07 AM (mcI77) 864
"College ParkMD to allow non-US citizens the right to vote in local elections "
Almost a pattern to all this shit. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 07:09 AM (EyPfd) 865
What happened, Scogg? I wasn't daywalking today so I don't understand your reference.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 11:12 PM (mJ8mX) Oh ... nothin'. I just ain't been around in a week. Turns out, working for yourself is a bitch. I got about fifteen minutes this morning - then it's back on the wheel again. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 13, 2017 07:11 AM (fiGNd) 866
College ParkMD to allow non-US citizens the right to vote in local elections
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 07:07 AM (mcI77) Politics be damned ... how can you be a US citizen in College Park and not go ballistic about that shit ... just out of a sense of self-interest ? Posted by: ScoggDog at September 13, 2017 07:15 AM (fiGNd) 867
My accuweather app just warned me there is a severe weather alert.
Ummm. Yeah, it's foggy out. I turning that damn thing off Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 07:15 AM (8ikIW) 868
Can't find my support gerbil.
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 13, 2017 07:15 AM (bc2Lc) 869
Le NOOD
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 07:16 AM (EyPfd) Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2017 09:16 AM (RuIsu) 871
Again, easiest solution to the technology is to make software a patent, instead of a copyright. Copyright makes absolutely no sense. It would kill the power of every one of the tech giants.
Posted by: GWB at September 13, 2017 09:34 AM (k/WLo) 872
Only a complete AoS tyro would fall for the link challenge. Sure, a "marvelous nugget of goodness" makes one expect at least cute puppies, at best a Kate Upton shoot. But we know you.
Pass. Posted by: George LeS at September 13, 2017 11:16 AM (+TcCF) 873
I don't see what the point is in citing the 4 commie quotes. All four are at least close to things which conservatives have sometimes said. E.g., the 4th is a common worry, that capitalist societies will breed populations whose values are incompatible with keeping capitalism. Lots of people have said that, and you'd have a hell of a time proving, empirically, that they're wrong. (That's the only one I'm inclined to accept, without serious qualification.)
"[T]he consciousness of men that determines their existence", which the first denies, is something many people do believe. It's implicit in most talk of "the red pill." And in much I see both here and on other conservative sites. (OTOH, it's not universal, we Thomists reject it too, though not for Marx's reasons.) The 2nd is, unless understood as a tautology (and thus trivial) very widespread, that value lies in utility, and derives from labor. I recall a torrent of abuse directed, from the right, at a column arguing that value is subjective, despite the fact that the article was based on a point of Hayek's. The third is at least a close parallel to the notion - common in Reagan's day - that democracies don't fight one another. (Sustainable only if one defines "democracy" so as to make this, too, almost tautological. But that didn't keep people on our side from saying it.) Posted by: George LeS at September 13, 2017 11:34 AM (+TcCF) Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.0936 seconds. |
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