Mid-Morning Open Thread

An Old Woman ('The Ugly Duchess')
Quinten Massys

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Yikes.

Posted by: Kris at September 11, 2017 09:29 AM (nwqNw)

2 Damn!

Posted by: NCKate at September 11, 2017 09:30 AM (9S69S)

3 Really?

Posted by: WisRich at September 11, 2017 09:30 AM (G0vdT)

4 You can't fool me. That's Charles Krauthammer.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 11, 2017 09:31 AM (t5m5e)

5 Good Lord; is that a real person?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2017 09:31 AM (mpXpK)

6 That's a hell of a thing

Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2017 09:32 AM (7HtZB)

7 The kardashian sister they keep hidden in the attic.

Posted by: NCKate at September 11, 2017 09:32 AM (9S69S)

8 Oh God, what are we being punished for now?

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 11, 2017 09:32 AM (RD7QR)

9 Willowed again.

For Yoda in a dress.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:32 AM (ul9CR)

10 Irma

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2017 09:32 AM (nBBdT)

11 Dude, I was just trying to eat here

Posted by: NativeNH at September 11, 2017 09:32 AM (ou9si)

12 Put it in a pantsuit, and you have HRC.

Posted by: mer at September 11, 2017 09:32 AM (CvIak)

13 CBD clearly hates us.

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2017 09:32 AM (U0v/A)

14 Tranny

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 09:33 AM (FZYNt)

15 Quick, cart it out to the GA/FL border so it can scare the storm away.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2017 09:33 AM (mpXpK)

16 Or Bruce Jenner in a few more years

Posted by: NCKate at September 11, 2017 09:33 AM (9S69S)

17 I think I'll go back out and come in again.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2017 09:33 AM (xjiRE)

18 Hey at least she had a built-in flight pillow with that hat.

Trying to look on the bright side.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:33 AM (ul9CR)

19 You can't fool me. That's Charles Krauthammer.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Yeah, Thread Winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2017 09:33 AM (nBBdT)

20 CBD hates us

Posted by: Tami at September 11, 2017 09:33 AM (Enq6K)

21 She seems nice.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 11, 2017 09:33 AM (baYK5)

22 You didn't. You did not.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

23 Screen door. Hurricane.

Posted by: Shrek at September 11, 2017 09:34 AM (jEC5W)

24 Typical Democrat voter

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2017 09:34 AM (mpXpK)

25 man hands

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 09:34 AM (FZYNt)

26 A little early for Gorilla Pundit, isn't it?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 11, 2017 09:34 AM (zuKIv)

27 It takes a lot of work to look that ugly and a lot of work by the artist to capture it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2017 09:34 AM (ATVNj)

28 Statuesque = she's tall
Rubenesque = she's fat
Krauthammeresque = RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:35 AM (ul9CR)

29 In the dimension where Hillary won the election, this is her presidential portrait.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 11, 2017 09:35 AM (viAE4)

30 Screen door. Hurricane.
Posted by: Shrek
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*mops up coffee*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2017 09:35 AM (nBBdT)

31 MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!! *faints*

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2017 09:35 AM (QC/4S)

32 motorboat!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 11, 2017 09:35 AM (RKQ/v)

33 My job here is done.

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at September 11, 2017 09:35 AM (nBBdT)

34 she'd make a good Shrek character though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (ul9CR)

35 4
You can't fool me. That's Charles Krauthammer.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 11, 2017 09:31 AM (t5m5e)

Charlene. I transitioned. H8ter.

Posted by: Charlene K at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (XoldI)

36 She has incredible arms.

Posted by: Ripley at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (MxEKc)

37 Dayumn!

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (lJW6d)

38
Dude.

Seriously?

First thing Monday Morning???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (8XRCm)

39 nice rack

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

40 Wow.

Just wow.
Trolling us with a painting of a troll. So meta!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (W+vEI)

41 " Screen door. Hurricane.
Posted by: Shrek
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*mops up coffee*"

yeh, we're pretty much done here.

NEXT!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (EyPfd)

42 Painted in 1513. I blame the seeds of the Reformation.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (lwiT4)

43 For Yoda in a dress.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

Mmmmm. Fool you I did.

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 09:36 AM (8ikIW)

44 It's former Secretary of State George Schulz -- post-operative transgender.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2017 09:37 AM (ATVNj)

45 She has great handwriting...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2017 09:37 AM (nBBdT)

46 Trump just did the wreath laying at the Pentagon (at least that's where I thought it was.) Expect the usual crowd of shitheads to kick up a fuss because Melania was wearing those stiletto heels again

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 11, 2017 09:37 AM (ILitO)

47 Don't know about y'all but I'm rooting for the corset even though it's losing the battle.

DO NOT UNLEASH THE WRINKLED MELONS!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:37 AM (ul9CR)

48 Imagining CBD's manic cackle as he lovingly chooses these works with which to troll us.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 11, 2017 09:37 AM (xAD6t)

49 what in the ever loving fuck is cloggenstein doing on here? have you no pride, man?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 09:37 AM (KP5rU)

50 I'd hit it.

Posted by: An Observation at September 11, 2017 09:38 AM (4Myj1)

51
I shall rename this painting.... "Joy Behar arrives early for makeup for Monday Mornings The View".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 11, 2017 09:38 AM (8XRCm)

52 And the market pops upon opening. Lot's of construction to come, broken windows, etc.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 11, 2017 09:38 AM (lJW6d)

53
DO NOT UNLEASH THE WRINKLED MELONS!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
_________________________

This is about me, isn't it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 11, 2017 09:38 AM (icJfM)

54 51
I shall rename this painting.... "Joy Behar arrives early for makeup for Monday Mornings The View".
Posted by: fixerupper

amen

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 09:38 AM (FZYNt)

55 Wiki says she is holding a red flower in her right hand, a symbol of engagement, indicating that she is trying to attract a suitor.

Good luck with that then.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

56 Pelosi's mom?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 11, 2017 09:39 AM (aMlLZ)

57 G-D another FAB thread?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 09:39 AM (5y11N)

58 I miei occhi !!! I miei occhi !!!! The Paolo now is, how you say, impotente !

Posted by: The Paolo at September 11, 2017 09:39 AM (QC/4S)

59 I hope this isn't one of CBD's theme weeks.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 09:40 AM (lwiT4)

60 Why is there a picture of daddy Web on here?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at September 11, 2017 09:40 AM (4Myj1)

61 55 Wiki says she is holding a red flower in her right hand, a symbol of engagement, indicating that she is trying to attract a suitor.

Good luck with that then.

Posted by: grammie winger

trolling the blind?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 09:40 AM (FZYNt)

62 58 I miei occhi !!! I miei occhi !!!! The Paolo now is, how you say, impotente !

Just don't let it turn you into a finocchio.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:41 AM (ul9CR)

63 That's some real Game of Thrones ugly, right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 09:41 AM (EyPfd)

64 would have to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 09:41 AM (FZYNt)

65 Meh. It's no Rothko.

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at September 11, 2017 09:41 AM (9MlEz)

66 What the?!?!

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at September 11, 2017 09:41 AM (J70i0)

67 Friday's furry girl.. the later years.

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 09:41 AM (UmSfZ)

68 A portrait at one of Mohammed Atta's virgins in the next life?

Posted by: Ever at September 11, 2017 09:42 AM (vh1rV)

69 hillary, time for your brazilian.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 09:42 AM (KP5rU)

70 she is sitting on a white ottoman

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 09:42 AM (FZYNt)

71 Large ... tracts of land...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (AoK0a)

72 Of not at.

Posted by: Ever at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (vh1rV)

73 It's the mole, isn't it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (EyPfd)

74 Trigglypuff's great great grandmother?

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (mkwAi)

75 holds in her right hand a red flower, then a symbol of engagement,
indicating that she is trying to attract a suitor. However, it has been
described as a bud that will "likely never blossom".

Yea, the bloom is off that rose...

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (UmSfZ)

76 sniper ran like hell

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (FZYNt)

77 Wiki says she is holding a red flower in her right hand, a symbol of engagement, indicating that she is trying to attract a suitor.
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You may fire when you are ready, Gridley.

Posted by: Adm. Dewey at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (nBBdT)

78 69 hillary, time for your brazilian.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 09:42 AM (KP5rU)

I've got a feeling she would require all the Brazilians.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (RD7QR)

79 I shall call this one "Hillary Revealed"

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (ylUqT)

80 I posted toward the tail end of the earlier thread so I'll give the report here too. The worst came through overnight and in the wee hours of the morning. My power went out a few hours ago. Otherwise things seem OK under the circumstances. I won't be around much as I'll need to conserve my phone's battery. Thanks for all the prayers and good wishes, and good luck to all my fellow FL Horde!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (aA+zU)

81 Wiki says she is holding a red flower in her right hand, a symbol of engagement, indicating that she is trying to attract a suitor.

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So whoever married her would be royalty, set for life, and no one would care if he had lovers on the side. But, you had to consummate the marriage to make it nice & legal...

Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (7HtZB)

82 "would have to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her"

Fcuk you

Posted by: The Dog at September 11, 2017 09:43 AM (EyPfd)

83 An invisible rose? I don't get it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:44 AM (ul9CR)

84 David Letterman really let himself go after retirement.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 11, 2017 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

85 You guys are salty, but I'm excited because my Amulet of Whiteness gives me a +20 on all my attack rolls against this she-demon. Level 8, here we come!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 11, 2017 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

86 That's a man baby!
Posted by: Austin Powers

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2017 09:44 AM (kca06)

87 I'd hit that

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at September 11, 2017 09:44 AM (ylUqT)

88 The pig saw her and ran away, so she had nothing to ride.

The White Ottoman saw her and ran away, so she nothing to sit on.

Pity the Duchess.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2017 09:45 AM (ATVNj)

89 And the market pops upon opening. Lot's of construction to come, broken windows, etc.

Posted by: Pete Seria
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Convoys of Travelers headed to Texas and Florida.

Posted by: Adm. Dewey at September 11, 2017 09:45 AM (nBBdT)

90 Lena Dunham in 30 years.

Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (Eabwd)

91
Well, well beyond microaggression, CBD.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (pNxlR)

92 That's plagiarism.

Posted by: Sir John Tenniel at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (/qEW2)

93 Duchess of Alba ancestor?

Link in nic

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (vg8iE)

94 Why do you hate us, CBD?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Reach for the Stars! Trump-Klingon Dictionaries are at the Outrage Outlet! at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (hLRSq)

95 Back in the old days, I could go to the EM Club, and in less then 10 minutes, find a junior Sailor who would not only buy it a drink, but hit it, and sport it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (EyPfd)

96 There's an accompanying portrait call "portrait of an old man" that mirrors most of the comments here.

"No thank you ma'am"

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (UmSfZ)

97 I miei occhi !!! I miei occhi !!!! The Paolo now is, how you say, impotente !

Just don't let it turn you into a finocchio.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

No, non possibile...io spero...

Posted by: The Paolo at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (QC/4S)

98
I'd hit that

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton
____________________

Get in line Billy-Jeff...

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (icJfM)

99 Brad Pitt's next movie role?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 11, 2017 09:47 AM (ylUqT)

100 That's plagiarism.

Posted by: Amie Schumer at September 11, 2017 09:47 AM (ul9CR)

101 Are you sure this isn't an early Don Martin of Mad Magazine fame?

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 09:47 AM (8ikIW)

102 better than Jocelyn the Cat lady who spent millions to get fugly.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2017 09:47 AM (n6gcM)

103 She was Helen Thomas' wing man in the singles bars.

Automatically ensured that Helen Thomas was not the ugliest woman in the bar.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2017 09:47 AM (ATVNj)

104 Anybody else see a hint of a nipple trying to break free?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 09:47 AM (lwiT4)

105
Krauthammeresque = RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:35 AM (ul9CR)

You don't have to run too fast.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 11, 2017 09:48 AM (DxWUs)

106 No, non possibile...io spero...

Bene, bene.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:48 AM (ul9CR)

107 So whoever married her would be royalty, set for life, and no one would care if he had lovers on the side. But, you had to consummate the marriage to make it nice & legal...
Posted by: josephistan

Face down, butt up in a dark room.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2017 09:48 AM (kca06)

108 That could only be a US Senator.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2017 09:48 AM (2z74n)

109 104 Anybody else see a hint of a nipple trying to break free?

That's why I'm rooting for the corset!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:48 AM (ul9CR)

110 "Anybody else see a hint of a nipple trying to break free?"

Um....no.

How close you looking?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 09:48 AM (EyPfd)

111 Thanks a lot grammie, Heck of a way to make me scroll back up and look at it again...

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 09:49 AM (UmSfZ)

112 That is definitely no Rothko.

Posted by: Mx4 at September 11, 2017 09:49 AM (tD0+P)

113 She's got pig iron, she's got pig iron, she's got all pig iron.

Posted by: Zod at September 11, 2017 09:49 AM (Bdeb0)

114 Duchess of Alba ancestor?

Link in nic

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 11, 2017 09:46 AM (vg8iE)
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She looks like Joan Rivers.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

115 Anybody else see a hint of a nipple trying to break free?
Posted by: grammie winger
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Can't blame it, really.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2017 09:49 AM (nBBdT)

116 Charles Krauthammer going through The Transition?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 11, 2017 09:49 AM (gfvLz)

117 the paolo is furiously searching for his last viagra.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 09:49 AM (KP5rU)

118 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Shrek at September 11, 2017 09:49 AM (Qexna)

119

"Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

H-E-N.... R-Y-W.... A-X-M-A-N...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2017 09:49 AM (mbhDw)

120 104 Anybody else see a hint of a nipple trying to break free?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 09:47 AM (lwiT4)

Nah, it is a mole. She/he/it should get it looked at too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM (jxbfJ)

121 Considering the track record of the eyesight of bridge personnel on our warships, perhaps this woman should start hanging around our Navy's docks.

She may get lucky.

Posted by: jwest at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM (Zs4uk)

122 you just know those nipples are hairy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM (ul9CR)

123 Carpet, or hardwood?

You know you bastards are wondering.
Right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM (EyPfd)

124 115 Anybody else see a hint of a nipple trying to break free?
________________________________

The Scarey Aereola.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM (ATVNj)

125 The artist was picturing her inner Antifa

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM (ylUqT)

126 First look at that and what came to mind was the tranny that wanders around my town.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM (jxbfJ)

127 122 you just know those nipples are hairy.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM (ul9CR)

That would be like trying to find Yamamoto's airplane in the heart of New Guinea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM (mbhDw)

128 Carpet or hardwood on WHAT is what I'm still trying to figure out.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:51 AM (ul9CR)

129 Why? Why are we being punished?

Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2017 09:51 AM (8aWIY)

130 123 Carpet, or hardwood?

You know you bastards are wondering.
Right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

pretty sure that runway has a tree growing on it

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 09:51 AM (FZYNt)

131 Kris nails it. Yikes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 11, 2017 09:51 AM (tbOMB)

132 CBD, this is no Alphonse Mucha.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 11, 2017 09:51 AM (Gv+zt)

133 Carpet, or hardwood?

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Pretty sure its briar wood.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 11, 2017 09:52 AM (8XRCm)

134 If she was a Duchess,some dude would want to marry her.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2017 09:52 AM (rmVvL)

135 I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception.

Posted by: Alice Liddell at September 11, 2017 09:52 AM (/qEW2)

136 I bet she could drink every one of us under the table.

Then go out and pull a plow all day, without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 09:52 AM (EyPfd)

137 132 CBD, this is no Alphonse Mucha.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 11, 2017 09:51 AM (Gv+zt)

Mucha Worse-a.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2017 09:52 AM (mbhDw)

138 This is what they look like under the burka. Well, not all of them. Just most of them. If you ever flew into one of the oil kingdoms you know what I'm talking about. The pretty ones cover up before landing.

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2017 09:53 AM (zLDYs)

139
It is Henry Waxman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2017 09:53 AM (mbhDw)

140 Where's my eye bleach when I need it? Yuck.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 11, 2017 09:53 AM (75D/9)

141 But, in the morning madame, I shall be sober.

Posted by: Churchill at September 11, 2017 09:54 AM (nBBdT)

142 Here's the other frame

http://bit.ly/2xr3mp1

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 09:54 AM (UmSfZ)

143 55 Wiki says she is holding a red flower in her right hand, a symbol of engagement, indicating that she is trying to attract a suitor.

Good luck with that then.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

Good thing she's rich.

Posted by: Kris at September 11, 2017 09:54 AM (nwqNw)

144 118 I'd hit it.
Posted by: Shrek

See #23

Posted by: Shrek at September 11, 2017 09:54 AM (jEC5W)

145 144 118 I'd hit it.
Posted by: Shrek

See #23
Posted by: Shrek

You're on your own

Posted by: Donkey at September 11, 2017 09:55 AM (FZYNt)

146 Her ancient profile says "I love pina coladas and dancing in the rain", which gives us some hint on the origins of the song lyric.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 11, 2017 09:55 AM (ylUqT)

147 someone call for eye bleach?

http://bit.ly/2f02nEJ

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 09:55 AM (UmSfZ)

148 That's Bill Bellichick incognito after losing to the Chiefs on Thursday.

The rose means he's engaged to Tom Brady.

The two bumps on his head are listening devices so he can hear the opposition's plays over the radio.

The boobs are -- well -- they're his. For real.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2017 09:56 AM (ATVNj)

149 she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she used it as a dildo.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2017 09:57 AM (WLYUH)

150 Heavens to Betsy, CBD. It's not even 7:00AM yet. My eyes!

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 11, 2017 09:57 AM (Fp1nn)

151 Note this painting by Leonardo da Vinci. Do we have blatant plagiarism here?

http://tinyurl.com/y9r9ouby

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2017 09:57 AM (mpXpK)

152 @139

JJ Sefton you WILL be hearing from my lawyers - that is slanderous and libelous and ...mean !

Posted by: Henry Waxman at September 11, 2017 09:57 AM (QC/4S)

153 Interesting that Da Vinci did a sketch of this caricature that is almost exactly the same. Who copied off of who?

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 09:57 AM (D0r5+)

154
She's two hundred years old
So mean she couldn't grow no lips
Boy, she'd be in trouble if she
Tried to grow a mustache

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 11, 2017 09:58 AM (jEC5W)

155 I think she looks like Gerald Ford.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2017 09:58 AM (mJ8mX)

156 Dick Cheney at the renaissance fair.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 11, 2017 09:58 AM (tbOMB)

157 And it's Matsy not Massys.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 09:58 AM (D0r5+)

158 Bring back the art thread!

Posted by: DaveD at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (P5fqQ)

159 If this is the Yin, the Yang is going to be unimpeachably spectacular.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (yL25O)

160 Note this painting by Leonardo da Vinci. Do we have blatant plagiarism here?

http://tinyurl.com/y9r9ouby
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
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Identical. Interesting.

Posted by: Churchill at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (nBBdT)

161 Crap. Matsys.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (D0r5+)

162 It has been brought to my attention that the phrase "I'd hit it" does not involve a baseball bat - so I revoke my earlier comment.

Posted by: An Observation at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (4Myj1)

163 Jesus God, Gorilla Pundit can't come quick enough.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (ATVNj)

164 Excessively long philtrum is a marker of great intelligence.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (mvenn)

165 What you can't see, hidden under the table, is her yellow hot pants.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (ylUqT)

166 My eyes are burning....... How did this even get made!

Posted by: Draki at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (Y0byY)

167 She could be wingman for Rosa DeLauro.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (Qexna)

168 From Wiki

It was probably intended to satirise old women who try inappropriately to recreate their youth, rather than as a portrait of a specific person

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 10:00 AM (8ikIW)

169 Hey, now just a cotton-pickin' minute here. I didn't give anyone permission to use my picture.

Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2017 10:00 AM (dVA9R)

170 Wiki page says the copying could have gone either way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ugly_Duchess

Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2017 10:01 AM (XoldI)

171 Jesus God, Gorilla Pundit can't come quick enough.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

GP hears that from all the ladies

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 10:01 AM (8ikIW)

172 So much for the theory that Hillary thought she was going to lose...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/275177/

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2017 10:01 AM (rmVvL)

173 Can we please cut to the Morning Rank ASAP.

Posted by: WisRich at September 11, 2017 10:01 AM (G0vdT)

174 Maybe we should revisit this whole tranny thing......

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2017 10:01 AM (xttKs)

175 Maxine waters..when the mask fell.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 11, 2017 10:01 AM (aMlLZ)

176 I think the bat wing hair style is what really does it for me.

Posted by: An Observation at September 11, 2017 10:01 AM (4Myj1)

177 It was probably intended to satirise old women who try inappropriately to recreate their youth, rather than as a portrait of a specific person
Posted by: Bruce

so a Renaissance glamour shoot?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 10:01 AM (FZYNt)

178 Hey, now just a cotton-pickin' minute here. I didn't give anyone permission to use my picture.
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2017 10:00 AM (dVA9R)
_________

Wha? I was told the ettes on here are all svelt, toned, and 29?

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 10:02 AM (UmSfZ)

179 148. Where's the hoodie when he needs it?

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2017 10:02 AM (n6gcM)

180 That has to be Abe Vigoda's sister.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 11, 2017 10:02 AM (JNTt1)

181 This is an aesthetic of which we approve.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at September 11, 2017 10:02 AM (ctuyM)

182 147 someone call for eye bleach?

http://bit.ly/2f02nEJ

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 09:55 AM (UmSfZ)
===========================

Hah! Like anyone would click on that! Nah, no way, un-unhh. Forgettabouddit.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 11, 2017 10:03 AM (ylUqT)

183 What do you do if Irma blows water onto your property? You blow it off again.

https://tinyurl.com/yd6996qa

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:03 AM (Nwg0u)

184 Zerbina! Is that you?

Posted by: Zippy the Pinhead at September 11, 2017 10:03 AM (/qEW2)

185 Wha? I was told the ettes on here are all svelt, toned, and 29?
Posted by: IP

with washboard abs and a 9"..

oh wait, that's the dudes

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 10:03 AM (FZYNt)

186 The winged hat is like if someone today had the 60's beehive hairdo.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 10:03 AM (D0r5+)

187 Bring back the art thread!
Posted by: DaveD at September 11, 2017 09:59 AM (P5fqQ)

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I think xer name *is* Art.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (8XRCm)

188 Take off her hat - I bet you'd find a mullet.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

189 So much for the theory that Hillary thought she was going to lose...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/275177/
Posted by: steevy

Must be nice to have 1.16 million to throw around on a house for the WH staff when Shillary went on a retreat.

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (8ikIW)

190 Wait...this is part of a diptych, and the other half is "portrait of an old man"?

Wiki does not link to the second half.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (yL25O)

191 Hillary Clinton was so confident of victory last year that she bought a second house next to her residence in Chappaqua, New York, to accommodate White House staff during presidential retreats there.

"I thought I was going to win," she said.

https://tinyurl.com/y8s9dfbr

A little Monday morning pick-me-up for the Horde.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (J2oJa)

192 180 That has to be Abe Vigoda's sister.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 11, 2017 10:02 AM (JNTt1)

My lawyers will contact you.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (RD7QR)

193 You can't fool me. That's Charles Krauthammer.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 11, 2017 09:31 AM (t5m5e)

It does look like him in drag. If she was that ugly having your portrait done was not a good idea

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (493sH)

194 Hillary's one-year bollard anniversary is headline at Gateway Pundit. LOL

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (vg8iE)

195 She does look like Gerald Ford, considering he's been dead 12 years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (Qexna)

196 The winged hat is like if someone today had the 60's beehive hairdo.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 10:03 AM (D0r5+)
==============================

Oh, I love those!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

197 Must be nice to have 1.16 million to throw around on a house for the WH staff when Shillary went on a retreat.
Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (8ikIW)

...

remember, Joe Biden was making bank charging rent to his security staff.

Rest assured Hillary always has an angle.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (yL25O)

198 Gorilla Pundit decided to beat his feet....he does not want to go, how you say... impotente!

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2017 10:05 AM (QC/4S)

199 Wha? I was told the ettes on here are all svelt, toned, and 29?
Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 10:02 AM (UmSfZ)
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There's a little flexibility in that description.

Okay, a lot.

Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2017 10:05 AM (dVA9R)

200 And Rex Whistler's caricature inverted portraits of Henry VIII and Anne of Cleves:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ya7xdk3q

Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2017 10:05 AM (mJ8mX)

201 Rest assured Hillary always has an angle.
Posted by: TexasDan

bet she used to take the kids UNICEF boxes back in Little Rock

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 10:05 AM (FZYNt)

202 "Hillary Clinton reveals that she bought $1.6million
property next door to her home just three months before the election for
Secret Service to live in after she won the presidency"

Doesn't she already have Secret Service protection?

She is incapable of telling the truth.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybvls35c
Daily mail

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 11, 2017 10:05 AM (r5KeJ)

203
Pres. Trump at the 9-11 memorial at the Pentagon. Thank God that commie, anti-American, Muzzie loving scumbag Barry is no longer president to disgrace any more of those memorials. I await the MFM to have the vapors over Melania's shoes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 10:05 AM (493sH)

204 you just know those nipples are hairy.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 11, 2017 09:50 AM

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Sasquatch at September 11, 2017 10:06 AM (ctuyM)

205 Wait...this is part of a diptych, and the other half is "portrait of an old man"?

Wiki does not link to the second half.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (yL25O
=======================

That's how bad it is...even Wikipedia won't link to it.

Maybe she was the more attractive half of the pairing.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 11, 2017 10:06 AM (ylUqT)

206 Holly crap, John Brennan is a time traveler!

Posted by: EBL at September 11, 2017 10:06 AM (l8vLt)

207 Wiki does not link to the second half.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (yL25O)
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I think this is the part where we count our blessings.

Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2017 10:06 AM (dVA9R)

208 Wiki does not link to the second half.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM (yL25O)
_____

I linked it above.
http://bit.ly/2xr3mp1

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 10:06 AM (UmSfZ)

209 If she were alive today, she'd be on The View.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2017 10:06 AM (Qexna)

210
Ugly, yes, but she has an ass to die for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 11, 2017 10:07 AM (BWL+E)

211 That's hot.

Posted by: Gollum at September 11, 2017 10:07 AM (Qexna)

212 There's a little flexibility in that description.
Okay, a lot.
Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2017 10:05 AM

The results of years of yoga practice?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2017 10:08 AM (ctuyM)

213 I don't see anything wrong with her.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at September 11, 2017 10:08 AM (/0IRq)

214 Spending today at the Mosque.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 11, 2017 10:09 AM (bc2Lc)

215 Think she's got teeth?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 11, 2017 10:09 AM (lwiT4)

216 There's a little flexibility in that description.

Okay, a lot.

Posted by: bluebell at September 11, 2017 10:05 AM (dVA9R)
______

shhhh... I'm going with it just as it's written in the styleguide.

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 10:09 AM (UmSfZ)

217 Think she's got teeth?
Posted by: grammie winger

She wears hers as a necklace

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 10:10 AM (8ikIW)

218 Wiki does not link to the second half.
Here it is.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydg57xas

Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2017 10:10 AM (mJ8mX)

219 Intersectional feminism demands that you declare this beautiful. Anything else means you hatefully believe in false norms imposed by western patriarchy.

Posted by: wooga at September 11, 2017 10:10 AM (n5VsB)

220 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Austin Powers at September 11, 2017 10:10 AM (O4CF7)

221 remember, Joe Biden was making bank charging rent to his security staff.
Rest assured Hillary always has an angle.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 11, 2017 10:04 AM
~~~~~

Yep. Probably figured she could get the good ol' taxpayers to cough up enough rent to cover the mortgage. Now Bill's got a new coochie casa.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 11, 2017 10:10 AM (HiDrR)

222 219 Intersectional feminism demands that you declare this beautiful. Anything else means you hatefully believe in false norms imposed by western patriarchy.
Posted by: wooga at September 11, 2017 10:10 AM (n5VsB)

Let's hear it for Western patriarchy!

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at September 11, 2017 10:11 AM (RD7QR)

223 the only thing i want to hear about hillary is she is spinning on the barbed cock of satan. while servicing the swimmer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 10:11 AM (KP5rU)

224 Will ISIS be taking credit for Irma as the wrath of Allah against the great Satan?

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 11, 2017 10:11 AM (zOpu5)

225 Now Bill's got a new coochie casa.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 11, 2017 10:10 AM (HiDrR)
____

right next door, so he can still make it home for that good ol fashioned home cooked meal at 5:30.

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (UmSfZ)

226 That does look very much like Gerald Ford.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (D0r5+)

227 If she were alive today, she'd be on The View.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Fashion writer, for Vogue.

Posted by: Lynne Yaeger at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (nBBdT)

228 Think she's got teeth?

No. It's her greatest asset.

Posted by: Guy who likes gumjobs at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (jEC5W)

229 Related to Hillary?

Posted by: STl Hawkeye at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (g++th)

230 Just remembered something....

When Hillary bought that house next door, everyone thought that she did it so Chelsea could move in and then claim residency and run for congressional office in that district.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (HiDrR)

231 Portrait of Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: jim at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (pHrGv)

232 Yep. Probably figured she could get the good ol' taxpayers to cough up enough rent to cover the mortgage. Now Bill's got a new coochie casa.
Posted by: IrishEi

I did not have sex with that woman.

The three over there I did though, so I guess your up next sweet cheeks

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (8ikIW)

233

OUR EYES!!!! OUR EYES!!!!

Posted by: Intersectional Feminism at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (QC/4S)

234 This trans thing has been around longer than I realized. It's a miracle there is any civilization left at all.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (3myMJ)

235 Miss me yet?

Posted by: The Man on the Ottoman at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (ctuyM)

236 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.'

The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 11, 2017 10:13 AM (QQ+il)

237
It's Rosa DeLauro on a good day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 10:13 AM (493sH)

238 Test

Posted by: Country Singer at September 11, 2017 10:13 AM (jFj0q)

239 Spending today at the Mosque.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 11, 2017 10:09 AM (bc2Lc)

Well you're used to having your ass up in the air around other guys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 10:13 AM (493sH)

240 Test
Posted by: Country Singer

D. All of the above

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 10:14 AM (8ikIW)

241 Test
Posted by: Country Singer at September 11, 2017 10:13 AM (jFj0q)
___

nope, still not working

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 10:14 AM (UmSfZ)

242 Butterface.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 11, 2017 10:14 AM (U1P8I)

243 Jeepers.

So, the duchess from Tenniel's illustrations for Alice in Wonderland was a real person.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 11, 2017 10:14 AM (Umfx1)

244 Test
Posted by: Country Singer

A++!

Posted by: Guy who likes gumjobs at September 11, 2017 10:14 AM (jEC5W)

245 240 Test
Posted by: Country Singer

D. All of the above
Posted by: Bruce

it's an oral exam

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 11, 2017 10:14 AM (FZYNt)

246 Test
Posted by: Country Singer at September 11, 2017 10:13 AM

Her serum level is definitely high.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2017 10:15 AM (ctuyM)

247 One year ago today.

The beginning of the end of Cankle's ascension to the throne.

Propped up like a bed bug ridden box spring on the curb.

One good thing from this rotten day.

Zeiss blue lens spazz blockers.

Posted by: Clark Westfield at September 11, 2017 10:15 AM (fzWef)

248 Anybody call me a diptych, I beat 'im up. Puthy.

Posted by: mike tyson at September 11, 2017 10:15 AM (mJ8mX)

249 If you go to the zoom-in view it appears that Dwight Eisenhower (left) and Nikita Kruschev (right) are about to peek out of her decolletage.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 11, 2017 10:15 AM (mvenn)

250 it's an oral exam
Posted by: Rick in SK

Mufgleglonmnsa

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at September 11, 2017 10:15 AM (8ikIW)

251 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE COP BRINGS DONUTS FOR THE BARBER AND EVERYONE KNOWS COPS EAT DONUTS FOR THEMSELVES AND NOT FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO EAT.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 11, 2017 10:15 AM (ATVNj)

252 I just can't imagine expending all that effort...just to produce...that.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 11, 2017 10:16 AM (3myMJ)

253 WHAT'S A CONGRESSMAN?

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 11, 2017 10:16 AM (ATVNj)

254 Rest assured Hillary always has an angle.

-
And a bottle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:16 AM (Nwg0u)

255 Remember folks, one of the ideals of Renaissance art is absolute beauty.

Posted by: Kris at September 11, 2017 10:17 AM (nwqNw)

256 Are duchesses rich? If so, i'd hit it but only with a promise of new shoes and a pair of pants every couple of months. Oh, and cookies too.

Posted by: fastfreefall at September 11, 2017 10:19 AM (knSQ/)

257 Why would she commission this painting? But then Hillary believed she would win and be loved so...

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 11, 2017 10:20 AM (zOpu5)

258 "it's an oral exam"

My favorite

Posted by: Barky, Sipper of Penis at September 11, 2017 10:20 AM (EyPfd)

259 255 Remember folks, one of the ideals of Renaissance art is absolute beauty.
Posted by: Kris at September 11, 2017 10:17 AM (nwqNw)

So I guess the obverse is absolute hideousness?

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 11, 2017 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

260 Test
Posted by: Country Singer
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B+

Lack of punctuation.

Posted by: Lynne Yaeger at September 11, 2017 10:20 AM (nBBdT)

261 f you go to the zoom-in view it appears that Dwight Eisenhower (left) and Nikita Kruschev (right) are about to peek out of her decolletage.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 11, 2017 10:15 AM

"...the guy in the middle is Willie Nelson..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 11, 2017 10:21 AM (ZQfW9)

262 AKA The Duchess Whose Ass They Shaved and Taught to Walk Backwards

Posted by: Gollum at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (Qexna)

263 Remember folks, one of the ideals of Renaissance art is absolute beauty.

===

I am a follower of Van Eyck

Posted by: Quentin Matsys at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (QC/4S)

264 247 One year ago today.

The beginning of the end of Cankle's ascension to the throne.
_______________

It certainly didn't help her chances, but she probably would have lost anyway.

Enough people were fed up with the Clinton/Obama globalist scam, and wanted something better.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (BXf9o)

265 Perhaps there is an inner beauty, which we are all overlooking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (EyPfd)

266
That's a man, baby!

As the 4Chan crowd said about "Caitlyn", that's not a trap, that's an ambush.

Hell, the "duchess" there ain't even an ambush. That's a sneak nuclear attack.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (8O3HH)

267 I just can't imagine expending all that effort...just to produce...that.
Posted by: Meremortal
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Nah. It's easy.

Posted by: Bob Ross at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (nBBdT)

268 While golfing, a man took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned his golf cart. A very beautiful and attractive golfer, who lived right on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of her villa and asked, "Are you okay?"

As he looked up he noticed she was wearing only a silky see through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a VERY nice figure
"I'm okay I think," he replied as he pulled myself out from under the twisted cart.

She said, " Please follow me to my villa so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head, then you can rest a while, and I'll help you upright the cart later."

"That's mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come on now," she insisted. " We need to see if you have any more scrapes and treat them if so".
Well, after all, she was really pretty, and very, very persuasive.

Being sort of shaken and weak, he finally agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

They walked to her place just a 100 yards away, and after a couple of Scotch and waters and the bandaging, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall even more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything, and by the way, where is she?"

He replied, "Still under the cart, I guess."

Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (QQ+il)

269 What in the actual fuck??

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 11, 2017 10:23 AM (zRZaJ)

270 That does look very much like Gerald Ford.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 10:12 AM (D0r5+)

I sailed by the Ford Saturday and she looked Fantastic!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:24 AM (5y11N)

271 Just saw the score of the Texans game. I've given up on the professional leagues but I realize it's better for the city's psyche when their team wins. At least we have the 'Stros for a little while until they blow it.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 10:25 AM (D0r5+)

272 I sailed by the Ford Saturday and she looked Fantastic!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:24 AM

Did the lookouts see you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2017 10:25 AM (ctuyM)

273 268
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (QQ+il)

I'm so stealing this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 11, 2017 10:25 AM (jxbfJ)

274 Kaiser Wilhelm portrait.

https://tinyurl.com/yahn7cmk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:25 AM (Nwg0u)

275 "Naked Ottoman Guy: The Other Side"

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2017 10:26 AM (398bZ)

276 Perhaps there is an inner beauty, which we are all overlooking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

like ? her spleen ?

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2017 10:26 AM (QC/4S)

277 Ergo the taboo on incest and inbreeding. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 11, 2017 10:27 AM (R5lpX)

278 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:24 AM (5y11N)

Does the electromagnetic catapult appear to be working better than the steam? What's the scuttlebutt?

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 10:27 AM (D0r5+)

279 Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (QQ+il)

HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2017 10:27 AM (8ikIW)

280
Them aint wrinkles on her melons.

Those are the coils from slinky boobs.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 11, 2017 10:27 AM (8XRCm)

281 "Did the lookouts see you?"

Oh bravo...well done!

*Golf Clap*

Lucky we didn't lose NGU.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:27 AM (EyPfd)

282 *looks in*

*backs out slowly and quietly*

*runs*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2017 10:28 AM (3ypdE)

283
I used to use "Lou Grant in a dress" as the nadir of ugly trannyish. No more. The Duchess there takes the absolute cake. Lou in a dress would be a decent '5' in comparison.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 11, 2017 10:28 AM (8O3HH)

284 Did the lookouts see you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2017 10:25 AM (ctuyM)

I am sure.

Does the electromagnetic catapult appear to be working better than the steam? What's the scuttlebutt?
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 10:27 AM (D0r5+)

No idea Think they are working OK. There was one F-18 sitting on the deck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:29 AM (5y11N)

285 All jokes are stolen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 11, 2017 10:29 AM (QQ+il)

286 Lucky we didn't lose NGU.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:27 AM (EyPfd)

Well I was a tad intoxicated...it was a wetting down cruise

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:30 AM (5y11N)

287 She broke me.

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at September 11, 2017 10:30 AM (Qexna)

288 Oh goodness; too early in the morning for me to see that!!

Posted by: IC at September 11, 2017 10:31 AM (gcme+)

289 I'm limbless.

Posted by: The Ugly Tree at September 11, 2017 10:31 AM (QQ+il)

290 Lucky I asked for a deposit before I started.

Posted by: Quinten Massys at September 11, 2017 10:31 AM (/qEW2)

291 it was a wetting down cruise

not even gonna google that one...

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 10:31 AM (UmSfZ)

292 Speak roughly to his little boy
And beat him when he sneezes.
He only does it to annoy
Because he knows it teases!

Posted by: Pete in TX at September 11, 2017 10:32 AM (2RBkF)

293
Fox Business is showing some Obama voters doing some undocumented shopping in the rain yesterday. Odd that the stores weren't open when they did their undocumented shopping. Oh the wind must have broken the windows that they went through

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 10:32 AM (493sH)

294
I read a while back that the Ford actually launched an actual aircraft for the first time (and it was after commissioning). So it works.

I remember there were some problems with the new arrestor system as well. I assume those are working now, as well.

TGE called it a "digital" catapult and said something about going back to steam. So Donny Two Scoops wasn't too impressed with the system based on some report he just got.

But that was before the successful launch, so maybe it's gonna work out.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 11, 2017 10:32 AM (8O3HH)

295 The cabin boy was Kipper ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2017 10:32 AM (QQ+il)

296 "it was a wetting down cruise

not even gonna google that one..."

Nah...it's safe.
Trust me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:32 AM (EyPfd)

297 Are You Not Entertained?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 11, 2017 10:32 AM (CMbMd)

298 This is Sonobi.

Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2017 10:33 AM (8aWIY)

299 Sorry I messed up the quote.

Posted by: Pete in TX at September 11, 2017 10:33 AM (2RBkF)

300
Eh, I'd marry her.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 11, 2017 10:33 AM (9q7Dl)

301 Just wanted to check in with y'all. I'm doing OK so far, but now without commercial power. Running the ham radios from the solar battery bank now. I'll try to check back in later tonight.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 11, 2017 10:33 AM (jFj0q)

302 " Odd that the stores weren't open when they did their undocumented shopping."

Urban Cross running rescue missions for sneakers, and firearms.

Bless them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:34 AM (EyPfd)

303 >> it was a wetting down cruise

We run a special on those. Sign up early and get a seat on the front row.

Posted by: Russian Whores at September 11, 2017 10:34 AM (8O3HH)

304 Nah...it's safe.
Trust me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:32 AM (EyPfd)

More or less...especially with medical types

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:34 AM (5y11N)

305 Let me get this straight. Someone in 16th century Europe actually WANTED this painted? Must have been a political enemy. Quinten Massys was capable of attractive portraits with fine detail and wonderful colors (look at his Wiki page). This one screams hatred by somebody or defiance by the woman.

Posted by: JTB at September 11, 2017 10:35 AM (V+03K)

306 country singer

hang in there <3

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at September 11, 2017 10:36 AM (0O7c5)

307 "More or less...especially with medical types"

"Don't worry. If we break him, we can fix him"

Pecker Checkers and Chancre Mechanics.

Always good to have at least one or two of them around.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:36 AM (EyPfd)

308 My daughter's school had an art installation up today to commemorate 9/11. They had American flags lined up along the drive and entrance and a large sign that said "we remember 9/11." I really like living in small town Texas. They still say the pledge of allegiance and Texas allegiance every morning and bow their heads for a moment of silence. She goes to a public school.

Posted by: Drc at September 11, 2017 10:36 AM (vbaSG)

309 This is Sonobi.
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2017 10:33 AM

If this is the kind of grudge you carry for getting beat out a First once, please remind me to never really p*ss you off.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2017 10:36 AM (ctuyM)

310 Let me get this straight. Someone in 16th century Europe actually WANTED this painted? Must have been a political enemy. Quinten Massys was capable of attractive portraits with fine detail and wonderful colors (look at his Wiki page). This one screams hatred by somebody or defiance by the woman.

Posted by: JTB at September 11, 2017 10:35 AM (V+03K)

The dark ages were real.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 11, 2017 10:37 AM (aMlLZ)

311 James Woods captions photo of The Beast.

https://tinyurl.com/y7p9g3g3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:37 AM (Nwg0u)

312 Did you see the fuck shack Bubba has on top of his single wide museum? That's way cool.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at September 11, 2017 10:37 AM (OzdjW)

313 Admit it: you prefer my work to The Duchess by a country mile.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at September 11, 2017 10:37 AM (7lKeD)

314 Pecker Checkers and Chancre Mechanics.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:36 AM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Gas Passers at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (ctuyM)

315 More prayers please. My nephew just texted me that the doctors will be taking my BIL off the vent today. He is not expected to survive.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (ZM2xo)

316
Wiki says the painting is "satirical" and perhaps influenced by some satire of aging women who "still play the coquette" and "do not hesitate to display their repulsive withered breasts".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (8O3HH)

317 Meathead Rob Reiner meatheads like Rob Reiner:

"As we send our thoughts,donations and love to victims of Irma,we must never forget Donald Trump is the worst POTUS in US history."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (Nwg0u)

318 A face that could launch a thousand ships

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (EyPfd)

319 "My nephew just texted me that the doctors will be taking my BIL off the vent today. He is not expected to survive."

Damn...

Prayers sent

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:40 AM (EyPfd)

320 Oh, now I know who this is. She's that fashion writer for Vogue who complained about Melania Trump's shoes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 11, 2017 10:40 AM (bjWNl)

321 We're gonna need a bigger apple.

Posted by: Magritte at September 11, 2017 10:40 AM (/qEW2)

322 A face that could sink a thousand ships.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2017 10:41 AM (0tfLf)

323 Meathead Rob Reiner meatheads like Rob Reiner:

"As we send our thoughts,donations and love to victims of Irma,we must never forget Donald Trump is the worst POTUS in US history."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (Nwg0u)

Did that dick really write that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:41 AM (5y11N)

324 316
Wiki says the painting is "satirical" and perhaps influenced by some satire of aging women who "still play the coquette" and "do not hesitate to display their repulsive withered breasts".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (8O3HH)

The ancestors of the pussy hat wimmin no doubt, except that the pussy hat wimmin don't try to be charming.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 11, 2017 10:41 AM (ZM2xo)

325 318 A face that could ~~launch~~ sink a thousand ships
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (EyPfd)
--------------------

Fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 11, 2017 10:41 AM (bjWNl)

326 Also from James Woods' Twitter:
"Looting has begun in Florida. All citizens are advised to hide any cash under their work boots."

Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2017 10:42 AM (mJ8mX)

327 British Teachers Scared To Teach Students About 9/11, Worried They Will Offend Muslim Parents

Weasel Zippers

Yoffe?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:42 AM (5y11N)

328 This is Sonobi.
Posted by: Weasel

This is Sparta!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2017 10:42 AM (kca06)

329 He replied, "Still under the cart, I guess."
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 11, 2017 10:22 AM (QQ+il)

Way too obvious.

As is:

Three regulars are in the clubhouse, fretting because one of their usual foursome, somehow, someway, had something else to do that day. Suddenly a stranger arrived, apparently without his own entourage, and the three men asked this fellow if he would like to join them. He did.

On the 3rd tee, the bells of a nearby church pealed with the slow mournful sounds, signaling a funeral. As the golfers noted a hearse with procession arriving, one of the four stopped prior to lining up his drive, turned toward the church, doffed his visor, observing the funeral party all the way into the church, before finally teeing off.

Somewhat later in the day, as it happens the 9th hole is adjacent to the 3rd, and once more they heard the nearby church ringing out its dirge, and as it happened, the same golfer was about to tee off, and as he did before, he turned toward the church, took off his visor, and waited the long, slow wait until the funeral party had returned to their vehicles, ready to proceed to the cemetery.

As he was returning to place his tee, and ready his shot, the newcomer to the foursome was so amazed by this, he turned to one of the other golfers and said "that's the most respectful act I have ever witnessed in my life. To have held up his game for what seemed like several minutes, to give honor to the deceased... well bless my so, that is damn fine, man, damn fine indeed."

To which the other golfer replied, "Well after all, he was married to her for 35 years..."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2017 10:43 AM (TOk1P)

330 This one screams hatred by somebody or defiance by the woman. Posted by: JTB at September 11, 2017 10:35 AM (V+03K)
=====

You know, that makes sense. Kings didn't want independent royalty running around (dukes and duchesses are some kind of royalty, I think?) and made sure to marry them off to keep control of lands.

Insightful.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 11, 2017 10:44 AM (MIKMs)

331 The scary thing is that she might be the best looking women in that city; have you ever seen an actual smallpox survivor?

Posted by: An Observation at September 11, 2017 10:44 AM (4Myj1)

332 Did that dick really write that?

-
Yup. Compassion, thy name is Meathead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:44 AM (Nwg0u)

333 She broke me.
Posted by: The Ugly Stick

She clear cut the ugly forest.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2017 10:44 AM (kca06)

334 From Sonobi's home page:

'Anyone can make an impression. That doesn't mean it's good.'

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2017 10:45 AM (jEC5W)

335 Adblock Plus: Block Image...

Posted by: Chris M at September 11, 2017 10:45 AM (eAZVt)

336 Reading around, there's a few saying this woman had Paget's but that doesn't really explain a bunch of things. In particular, the facial abnormality is very symmetrical and the ears are large. More likely adult onset acromegaly.

In any event, it isn't art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 11, 2017 10:45 AM (CPk08)

337 Madonna in ten more years.

Posted by: An Observation at September 11, 2017 10:46 AM (4Myj1)

338 " Sending our thoughts".... really... " sending our love"... really..

" Hey mister can you tell me, where A man might find a bed..
He just smiled, shook my hand, and "No was all he said.."

Posted by: kraken at September 11, 2017 10:46 AM (zSVEm)

339 Just scanning news on Drudge ... who punched out the pope ... is that a sin ?

Posted by: E.T. at September 11, 2017 10:47 AM (P1GJy)

340 The lady also looks like the cartoon dog , Droopy.

(Monotone ) 'You know what? That makes me mad'

I love the one where he is fighting the wolf rustler

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 10:47 AM (D0r5+)

341 Wiki says the painting is "satirical" and perhaps influenced by some satire of aging women who "still play the coquette" and "do not hesitate to display their repulsive withered breasts".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (8O3HH)

Or as the internet sez... for every perversion, there's somebody somewhere creating horrid art for it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2017 10:47 AM (TOk1P)

342 Meathead Rob Reiner meatheads like Rob Reiner:

"As we send our thoughts,donations and love to victims of Irma,we must never forget Donald Trump is the worst POTUS in US history."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (Nwg0u)

Meathead is an apt description of Reiner. Dead from the neck up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 10:47 AM (493sH)

343 Charles Krauthammer must have had a child with Helen Thomas. Yeesh, that's some high grade ugly.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 11, 2017 10:48 AM (KqRop)

344 Why all the hate?

The Duchess was quite the Lena Dunham in her day.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 11, 2017 10:48 AM (tbOMB)

345 This. Is. Library!

Posted by: Asian Grad Student at September 11, 2017 10:49 AM (Hyf/Q)

346 You know, that makes sense. Kings didn't want independent royalty running around (dukes and duchesses are some kind of royalty, I think?) and made sure to marry them off to keep control of lands.

Insightful.

Posted by: mustbequantum

I think that's why elites don't want a free, prosperous citizenry. That's why they want to convert America into a third world shithole.

Posted by: Magritte at September 11, 2017 10:49 AM (/qEW2)

347 In any event, it isn't art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In

Oh, I don't know.... it has potential....

Posted by: Robert Mapplethorpe at September 11, 2017 10:49 AM (QC/4S)

348 Meathead Rob Reiner meatheads like Rob Reiner:

"As we send our thoughts,donations and love to victims of Irma,we must never forget Donald Trump is the worst POTUS in US history."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (Nwg0u)

Did that dick really write that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:41 AM (5y11N)

Well, to be fair-

His remark was accompanied by a buck-fifty donation to Red Cross and a half-off coupon for a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 11, 2017 10:50 AM (9q7Dl)

349 339 Just scanning news on Drudge ... who punched out the pope ... is that a sin ?
Posted by: E.T. at September 11, 2017 10:47 AM (P1GJy)

The Holy Ghost.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 11, 2017 10:50 AM (tbOMB)

350 305 Let me get this straight. Someone in 16th century Europe actually WANTED this painted? Must have been a political enemy. Quinten Massys was capable of attractive portraits with fine detail and wonderful colors (look at his Wiki page). This one screams hatred by somebody or defiance by the woman.
Posted by: JTB at September 11, 2017 10:35 AM (V+03K)

I think defiance. This was a wealthy, powerful woman who knew she looked like hell. Good on ya, dead European girl.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 11, 2017 10:50 AM (CPk08)

351 339 Just scanning news on Drudge ... who punched out the pope ... is that a sin ?
Posted by: E.T. at September 11, 2017 10:47 AM (P1GJy)

Perhaps God is trying to tell him something?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 11, 2017 10:50 AM (jxbfJ)

352 339 Just scanning news on Drudge ... who punched out the pope . . . .?
Posted by: E.T.
________

Someone who's offended by secularism?

Posted by: Furious George at September 11, 2017 10:50 AM (j+dfT)

353 How is she at making sammiches?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:51 AM (EyPfd)

354 349 339 Just scanning news on Drudge ... who punched out the pope ... is that a sin ?
Posted by: E.T. at September 11, 2017 10:47 AM (P1GJy)

The Holy Ghost.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 11, 2017 10:50 AM (tbOMB)

Any Red Text headlines, screaming about TRUMP1!!1! ?

Posted by: kraken at September 11, 2017 10:53 AM (zSVEm)

355 observing the funeral party

-
Mrs. Wrecks and I went to an interesting funeral on Saturday. Our God daughter's estranged husband died at age 36. Whoever planned the funeral asked that all attendees wear Bronco paraphernalia in lieu of Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes. Pretty interesting statement, the most significant aspect of his life was that he was a Broncos fan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:53 AM (Nwg0u)

356 Is the title of this painting 9/11?

Posted by: Corona at September 11, 2017 10:53 AM (zIb93)

357 Amazingly.. no ear or nostril hair.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 10:53 AM (EyPfd)

358 . Pretty interesting statement, the most significant aspect of his life was that he was a Broncos fan.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September

Could have been worse...could have been a Jet's fan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 10:54 AM (5y11N)

359 Just scanning news on Drudge ... who punched out the pope ... is that a sin ?

Posted by: E.T. at September 11, 2017 10:47 AM (P1GJy)

Did someone really punch out Pope Fidel? He needs to resign yesterday to tend to his injuries.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 10:54 AM (493sH)

360
For a real life ugly duchess, Google the Duchess of Alba. Bad plastic surgery, and she died in 2014. Had a toyboy (to whom she left nothing of her billions).

There's a photo of her next to Camilla. She makes Camilla look hot by comparison.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 11, 2017 10:54 AM (8O3HH)

361 I punched the Pope. But I did not slap the Archbishop.

Posted by: Bob Gnarly at September 11, 2017 10:54 AM (IqV8l)

362 I'm late to the thread. Any joke space still available? I imagine the "She's really ugly" category is pretty well filled up.

Posted by: SillyBoy at September 11, 2017 10:56 AM (Q3oNv)

363 Pretty interesting statement, the most significant aspect of his life was that he was a Broncos fan.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars!
_________

How many of those present refused to stand for the benediction?

Posted by: Furious George at September 11, 2017 10:57 AM (j+dfT)

364 Hey, they even got a song that goes with this. "You're Beautiful"

Heh

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 11, 2017 10:57 AM (di1hb)

365 It's just that Francis borrowed Harry Reid's exerciser-band.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2017 10:58 AM (mJ8mX)

366 Hillary wishes she had that rack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2017 10:58 AM (EkNES)

367 Pretty interesting statement, the most significant aspect of his life was that he was a Broncos fan. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:53 AM (Nwg0u)
=====

Sad, such a young man. However, pretty common for Cubs fans. 100 years of dreams.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 11, 2017 10:58 AM (MIKMs)

368 This wind from Irma sucks. I know Jane is freaking out.

Power line to my house is stretched and sagging bad.
No way we keep power.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 11, 2017 11:00 AM (mkwAi)

369
More video of undocumented shoppers in Florida. They must have really need those boxes of shoes to survive the hurricane.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 11:01 AM (493sH)

370 Hey, pope. I want my exercise bands back.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 11, 2017 11:01 AM (/qEW2)

371 Among English Royalty, Dukes were traditionally immediate family members of the ruling monarch (Example, Prince Andrew, younger brother of Charles, is the current Duke of York) Accordingly, Dukes are generally those who have some distant claim on the crown if an unlikely series of events occur.

One of the notable exceptions to this general rule was Arthur Wellesley, the first Duke of Wellington, the man who was credited with defeating Napoleon at Waterloo. During the 1820's and 1830, it is clear that the Duke of Wellington had far more respect and governmental authority than King George IV, who was widely regarded as a vain and foolish puppet. But Wellington strongly believed in the English system, and was content to remain the true power behind the throne.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 11, 2017 11:01 AM (k1TUh)

372 Dear G*d, my kingdom for a nood.

Posted by: fly gal at September 11, 2017 11:01 AM (8TdcF)

373 @365 curse you.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 11, 2017 11:02 AM (/qEW2)

374 Imagine waking up from a drunken stupor to find Caitlyn Krauthammer lying next to you. Yikes!

Posted by: Fritz at September 11, 2017 11:02 AM (2Mnv1)

375 "Dear G*d, my kingdom for a nood."

No thanks.
I don't think I want to see her in the nood.

Oh...wait.

yes, a nood

We want a NOOD!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 11:04 AM (EyPfd)

376 But Wellington strongly believed in the English system, and was content to remain the true power behind the throne.

Posted by: Tom Servo

In that case, he was a regressive fool.

Posted by: Lincoln Chaffee at September 11, 2017 11:04 AM (/qEW2)

377 372

Dear G*d, my kingdom for a nood.
Posted by: fly gal at September 11, 2017 11:01 AM (

Yeah, this is going nowhere.. see you in the next thread...

Posted by: kraken at September 11, 2017 11:04 AM (zSVEm)

378 "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life......"

--Gary "U.S." Bonds

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 11, 2017 11:05 AM (6aI1M)

379 Dear G*d, my kingdom for a nood.

Posted by: fly gal

a few more minutes, please...

Posted by: Shrek at September 11, 2017 11:05 AM (QC/4S)

380
Imagine waking up from a drunken stupor to find Caitlyn Krauthammer lying next to you. Yikes!

Posted by: Fritz
__________________

Been there,, done that...

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 11, 2017 11:05 AM (icJfM)

381 great. another horror movie poster.

Posted by: simplemind at September 11, 2017 11:05 AM (zeb9S)

382

I saw The Ugly Duchess open for It's a Beautiful Day at the Filmore East in '68.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 11, 2017 11:05 AM (9q7Dl)

383 I'm pretty sure that's Hannover Fist from Heavy Metal.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 11, 2017 11:06 AM (sGtp+)

384 weirdflunky, on the bright side if power is out you can't get into the barrel again

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2017 11:06 AM (BxxDo)

385 Everything I'm seeing on the Weather Channel indicates that just about all of Florida shared the misery although Naples got hit the hardest with the winds.

My neighbor says my house is still there, no flooding but trees down all over the place. Doesn't look like any trees landed on the roof but waiting for him to check for sure.

Compared to what could have been, Florida didn't totally dodge the bullet but it got a scary graze.

GA, AL, and SC have to watch for heavy rains now. These storms tend to drop tons of rain when they peter out.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 11, 2017 11:06 AM (qLxiB)

386 Rob Reiner:

"As we pump gas into our car on he way to work today, we must
never forget Donald Trump is the worst POTUS in US history."

Posted by: Ripley at September 11, 2017 11:08 AM (MxEKc)

387 Remember back in the old ays, when if we misbehaved, all we got was a Yoko photo?

Good times...good times.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 11:08 AM (EyPfd)

388 Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes CLEAN TO THE BONE!
(signed) Fred Sanford.

...an' here's a banana for yer monkey!
(signed) Flip Wilson.

Posted by: klaftern at September 11, 2017 11:09 AM (RuIsu)

389 386; as we drop anchor this morning, we must never forget rob reiner is the dumbest nicklefucker in u.s. history. then flush twice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 11:10 AM (KP5rU)

390 How many children did she give birth to?

Posted by: French Jeton at September 11, 2017 11:11 AM (WMvHw)

391 She used to stalk Harambe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 11:11 AM (EyPfd)

392 386; as we drop anchor this morning, we must never
forget rob reiner is the dumbest nicklefucker in u.s. history. then
flush twice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

hear, hear

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2017 11:11 AM (QC/4S)

393
The undocumented shoppers must have really needed those flat screen TVs to survive the hurricane.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 11:13 AM (493sH)

394 At least they didn't ask if she was Catholic.

(Anti-Catholic seems to be the new rage amongst the Diversity crowd)

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=356571

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 11:13 AM (EyPfd)

395 as we slip off on lunch hour to rub one out in a porta potty, we must never forget that Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2017 11:14 AM (BxxDo)

396 The Ugly Duchess or "WHY AREN'T I AHEAD BY FIFTY POINTS, YOU MIGHT ASK?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2017 11:14 AM (B+qrE)

397 "The undocumented shoppers must have really needed those flat screen TVs to survive the hurricane."

With enough of them, you can assemble a shelter of sorts from the wind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 11:14 AM (EyPfd)

398 342 Meathead Rob Reiner meatheads like Rob Reiner:

"As we send our thoughts,donations and love to victims of Irma,we must never forget Donald Trump is the worst POTUS in US history."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (Nwg0u)

Meathead is an apt description of Reiner. Dead from the neck up
---------------------------------------------

This is the perfect example of cognitive dissonance for me:

Meathead reiner is an idiot

Meathead reiner gave us Spinal Tap and Princess Bride

Posted by: Peter Gibbons at September 11, 2017 11:14 AM (8ewER)

399 Rob Reiner:

"As we pump gas into our car on he way to work today, we must never forget Donald Trump is the worst POTUS in US history."

Posted by: Ripley at September 11, 2017 11:08 AM (MxEKc)

As Rob stares at his bloated, bald self he must never forget that he is a pathetic has been who be forever known as Meahead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 11:15 AM (493sH)

400 393: those tvs were being held against their will. in a once in a lifetime storm. somebody had to liberate them. damn! youpeople are racist. i think i will sit out the star spangled banner until we have flat screen equaulity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 11:16 AM (KP5rU)

401 Meathead did not write Princess Bride.

Posted by: simplemind at September 11, 2017 11:16 AM (ZEp79)

402 398 342 Meathead Rob Reiner meatheads like Rob Reiner:

"As we send our thoughts,donations and love to victims of Irma,we must never forget Donald Trump is the worst POTUS in US history."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 11, 2017 10:39 AM (Nwg0u)

Meathead is an apt description of Reiner. Dead from the neck up
---------------------------------------------

This is the perfect example of cognitive dissonance for me:

Meathead reiner is an idiot

Meathead reiner gave us Spinal Tap and Princess Bride

Posted by: Peter Gibbons at September 11, 2017 11:14 AM (8ewER)

A person might be very talented at one thing and a complete idiot about everything else. I'm going to assume that Meathead fits that description.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 11, 2017 11:17 AM (RD7QR)

403 Yikes, the terrorists have blogged.

Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2017 11:17 AM (FhXTo)

404 I wish actors had the same social status as they had during the 17th century.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 11:17 AM (D0r5+)

405 A person might be very talented at one thing and a complete idiot about everything else.
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Sadly, we call can't be me.

Posted by: Barry at September 11, 2017 11:17 AM (vg8iE)

406 Today's picture....why so cruel?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 11, 2017 11:18 AM (xJa6I)

407 "Meathead did not write Princess Bride. "

I thought he was schtuppping the Princess Bride in All in the Family.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 11:18 AM (EyPfd)

408 401 Meathead did not write Princess Bride.

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Yeah, but 9/10 times the director gets the credit.

Posted by: Peter Gibbons at September 11, 2017 11:18 AM (8ewER)

409 Meathead reiner gave us Spinal Tap and Princess Bride

Posted by: Peter Gibbons at September 11, 2017 11:14 AM (8ewER)

Meathead might have directed Spinal Tap but most of the credit of that movie should go to Guest, McKean and Shearer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2017 11:19 AM (493sH)

410 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2017 11:13 AM (EyPfd)

Yeah, commie Pope's sucking up to Muslims and socialism doesn't seem to make leftists love Catholics.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 11, 2017 11:20 AM (ZM2xo)

411 Maybe you're thinking of Carl Reiner, his father.

Unless Meathead was on the producing side of those movies.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 11, 2017 11:20 AM (9q7Dl)

412 Posted by: Peter Gibbons at September 11, 2017 11:14 AM (8ewER)

A version of an Idiot savant. I knew a girl who had one of the highest scores on the CPA exam the first time she took it. She was also the poster child for dumb blonde jokes.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 11:20 AM (D0r5+)

413 i'm sure meathead had collaborators on spinal tap. that spunk spill never came up with that by himself. took the credit and fucked the real talent. happens all the time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 11:20 AM (KP5rU)

414 >>>A person might be very talented at one thing and a complete idiot about everything else.

I see you've met my dad.

Posted by: Max Power at September 11, 2017 11:21 AM (QCc6B)

415 Posted by: Peter Gibbons at September 11, 2017 11:14 AM (8ewER)

A person might be very talented at one thing and a complete idiot about everything else. I'm going to assume that Meathead fits that description.

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Yep - Laura Ingraham's Shut Up and Sing pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Peter Gibbons at September 11, 2017 11:21 AM (8ewER)

416 >>(Anti-Catholic seems to be the new rage amongst the Diversity crowd)

Eh, anti-traditional, Western religion has always been in fashion. Just the mask is slipping more lately.
- - - -

Insty has the 9/11 falling man photo and a link to an Esquire article.
Hard to view, but necessary. Had forgotten that likely 1 in 6 jumped to their deaths. Also, recall reading that some celebrity owns a copy of that phto - someone weird, unexpected like Elton John? Can't seem to find that now on Bing...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2017 11:21 AM (W+vEI)

417 Had forgotten that likely 1 in 6 jumped to their deaths

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I will never forget that

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2017 11:22 AM (QC/4S)

418 At least they didn't ask if she was Catholic.

(Anti-Catholic seems to be the new rage amongst the Diversity crowd)

Welp, the Democrats really are going back to their roots.

They've resurrected the KKK (Antifa) and are starting to load up the "acceptable" hate on Jews and Catholics.

Great work, Progtards. Great work.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 11, 2017 11:23 AM (9q7Dl)

419 I didn't punch the pope, but I've bopped the ol Bishop a time or two...

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 11:23 AM (UmSfZ)

420 rob reiner is an idiot savant.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 11:23 AM (KP5rU)

421 After Trump's election, a collection of Hollywood washed up sycophants made a plea to the electoral collage to throw the election. That picture of the duchess made me think of a certain MASH actress you might not recognize.

https://youtu.be/0z0iuWh3sek

click to raise blood pressure

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2017 11:24 AM (rnAwa)

422 "That's a MAN, Baby!"
-Austin Powers

Posted by: America's Hat� at September 11, 2017 11:24 AM (N3eZN)

423 Insty has the 9/11 falling man photo and a link to an Esquire article.
Hard to view, but necessary. Had forgotten that likely 1 in 6 jumped to their deaths. Also, recall reading that some celebrity owns a copy of that phto - someone weird, unexpected like Elton John? Can't seem to find that now on Bing...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2017 11:21 AM (W+vEI)

I would show that photo when I taught photography history. I love that picture and that person is a hero to me.

Posted by: Kris at September 11, 2017 11:25 AM (nwqNw)

424 412 Posted by: Peter Gibbons at September 11, 2017 11:14 AM (8ewER)

A version of an Idiot savant. I knew a girl who had one of the highest scores on the CPA exam the first time she took it. She was also the poster child for dumb blonde jokes.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 11:20 AM (D0r5+)

Is she seeing anyone right now? Dumb, blonde and good at math....not a bad package.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 11, 2017 11:25 AM (xJa6I)

425 Mornin' Hor--

/sees picture

/throws Molotov cocktails at thread

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at September 11, 2017 11:25 AM (66CWr)

426 421: don't have to click. loretta switt. ugly on the outside, uglier on the inside. cvnt.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2017 11:26 AM (KP5rU)

427
Read about a young Meathead, whom daddy Carl let run around the Dick Van Dyke set, grabbing MTM's ass -- in those hot Capri pants -- one time.

Little punk just snuck up and goosed her.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 11, 2017 11:26 AM (8O3HH)

428 "As we stare at this hideous painting, let's not forget that Trump is the worst POTUS in history."
Meathead tweets

Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2017 11:26 AM (7HtZB)

429 "i'm sure meathead had collaborators on spinal tap."

Christopher Guest and Harry Shearer, to name 2. Their body of work in subsequent years far outshone Meatheads.

(Meathead did do the Princess Bride, but the main reason for the success of that film was that he let William Goldman do the screenplay and didn't mess with anything Goldman said)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 11, 2017 11:28 AM (k1TUh)

430 Don't try to gain him our sympathy, Publius, Reiner's still a dick!
(Maybe that's why I like Capri pants so much? Hmm.)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2017 11:28 AM (mJ8mX)

431 Muppet Lip Hoolihan.

I might understand if some of those actors are just trying to stay a little ahead of the purity spiral. But it would take a hell of a lot of civics lessons for these shits to know a Rubicon when they see one.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2017 11:29 AM (rnAwa)

432 noodluM the innocent!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2017 11:29 AM (mJ8mX)

433 So as I suspected CBS manipulated the color to make Bannon's eyes look red. Did anyone else notice that too?

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2017 11:30 AM (jEC5W)

434 Capitalism's greatest vice is making actors wealthy.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 11, 2017 11:30 AM (D0r5+)

435 ZOMG!

Tom Waits is a transvestite time traveler!!!!!

Posted by: DRH at September 11, 2017 11:30 AM (p3eEq)

436 320k without power in Ga so far

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 11, 2017 11:31 AM (mkwAi)

437 it was a wetting down cruise

not even gonna google that one...

Posted by: IP at September 11, 2017 10:31 AM (UmSfZ)

On the USS Hillary Clinton, every cruise is a shakedown cruise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2017 11:31 AM (EkNES)

438 I'm not looking at any 9/11 pictures today, because it's too upsetting to me. I already hate islam and all its satanic adherents as much as is humanly possible. I don't need to be reminded of what true evil looks like.

Posted by: Chris M at September 11, 2017 11:32 AM (eAZVt)

439 #433 Drudge has a link (Gateway Pundit IIRC) to the Bannon interview.
Several years ago a BBC public affairs programme confessed that they poorly-lit conservative guests in-studio on purpose to physically make them look bad.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2017 11:32 AM (mJ8mX)

440 Yes, it is Elton John - he owns over *2,000* 9/11 photos including Drew's famous Falling Man:"

He also collects themed photography series including portraits of Chet
Baker, Igor Stravinsky, Francis Bacon and Salvador Dali. He owns the
biggest collection of 9/11 photographs in the world, some 2,000 in all,
ranging from images made by amateur snappers on the ground to work by
Magnum photojournalists. "I have The Falling Man, [by Richard Drew]," he says, quietly. "It is one of the most
beautiful and powerful and upsetting images ever. One side of the
building in darkness, one side in light and this man falling in that
perfect straight line, head first, out of the tower. It is the most
beautiful photograph of the most painful, horrible thing. This is the
power of photography, the dichotomy between tragedy and beauty. It makes
you think about the thin line between death and life."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2017 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

441 NOOD. GorillaPundit.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 11, 2017 11:37 AM (ukNFU)

442 The pic shows exactly why there were special coverings in that era, which you tucked into your bodice to cover up your breasts. Even in that era no one needs to see wrinkled, past the prime melons!

Posted by: LizLem at September 11, 2017 11:46 AM (hvf9s)

443 thats a painting of that broad who didnt like melanias shoes.

Posted by: vivi at September 11, 2017 11:50 AM (11H2y)

444 I'm glad I didn't see this earlier. It might well have destroyed my corneas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2017 12:00 PM (3d+Jg)

445 Dirty fingernails are so attractive.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 11, 2017 12:09 PM (vkS2Z)

446 Hillary; when the spell wears off.

Posted by: Zon Toro at September 11, 2017 12:30 PM (V0pGL)

447 I just threw up a little.

Posted by: IndyBill at September 11, 2017 12:44 PM (dmDxg)

448 that painting looks Dick Cheneyesque... very disturbing!!

Posted by: cathymv at September 11, 2017 01:00 PM (3N+Cx)

449 All I can see here is the artist working carefully on those dirty little fingers, stepping back to take in the whole painting, having a giggling fit and getting back to work.

Posted by: Ask Mr. Lizard at September 11, 2017 01:00 PM (NaSw5)

450 50 I'd hit it.

I see Bill Clinton is visiting Ace today!!

Posted by: cathymv at September 11, 2017 01:03 PM (3N+Cx)

451 It looks like John Tenniel used this as the model for his illustration of the Duchess in Alice in Wonderland.

Posted by: jcl at September 11, 2017 01:04 PM (E4wwu)

452 90 Lena Dunham in 30 years.
Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone

Lena Dunham in 3 years <--- there, I fixed it for you

Posted by: cathymv at September 11, 2017 01:06 PM (3N+Cx)

453 366 Hillary wishes she had that rack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I bet Bill wishes Hillary had that rack too....

Posted by: cathymv at September 11, 2017 01:18 PM (3N+Cx)

454 You can't fool me. That's Charles Krauthammer.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 11, 2017 09:31 AM (t5m5e)

This. Revenge served very cold.

Posted by: Tom Scott at September 11, 2017 01:26 PM (9/QQm)

455 If the Ugly Dutchess was "It," THAT would have been a scary movie. Then the Antifa trannies would have violently attacked for the insinuation that an ugly tranny-looking person could be violent and that would have been even scarier.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at September 11, 2017 04:41 PM (AphMS)

456 Transiting?

Posted by: Buffalobob at September 11, 2017 04:45 PM (3P5C1)

457 What's up with the boobs?

Posted by: Third Nipple for Free at September 11, 2017 06:24 PM (FSWIP)

458 She looks like the Uber-Vampire, the Master from the "The Strain" TV series after "gender-reassignment surgery".

And that is in no way a good thing.

Posted by: DrDean at September 11, 2017 06:25 PM (KiUxL)

459 The model for Tenniel's "Duchess" etchings in Alice in Wonderland?

Posted by: Wry Mouth at September 12, 2017 02:00 AM (pEWva)

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