Former Washington Post Doyenne, Now Owner of Amateur Webzine Slate, Sally Quinn Confesses to Being Diligent Occultist, and Having Placed Three Hexes on People That Killed Them

Me? I wouldn't brag about this.

The first, cast in 1969, was spurred by old-fashioned jealousy. Some exotic beauty at a Halloween party inspired lust in Quinn’s beau at the time—and then killed herself just days after Sally cast her spell.
Her second victim was Clay Felker, the longtime editor of New York magazine who oversaw a brutal profile of Quinn in 1973, just before her catastrophic debut on the CBS Morning News. Quinn hexed Felker not long after flaming out at CBS and returning to Washington. “Some time afterward, Rupert Murdoch bought New York magazine in a hostile takeover, and Felker was out,” she writes. “Clay never recovered professionally. Worse, he got cancer, which ultimately caused his death.”
Target number three: a shady psychic who, the autumn after Quinn Bradlee was born, ran afoul of Sally’s maternal instincts. The woman dropped dead before year’s end.

What a charming crone.

And speaking of haggard old brokedown crones spitting out impotent Gypsie curses -- Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: Ace at 06:47 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 31, 2017 06:51 PM (Pm9lF)

2 is she applauding herself for her evil wishes?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 06:51 PM (FKrah)

3 Ha!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 31, 2017 06:51 PM (Pm9lF)

4 You know what fights off a Hex?

Staying Hydrated.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2017 06:52 PM (MyHEM)

5 I was always under the illusion our betters were better than me.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 06:52 PM (FKrah)

6 So will my Hillary bobble-head work as a voodoo doll then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 06:53 PM (Mouru)

7 So, who's up for a burnin', then?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2017 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

8 If I recall she became friend of Nancy Reagan, but did not defend her when it leaked that Nancy consulted an astrologer. They tried to impute Nancy's behavior to the Gipper. In any case, now she comes clean.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 31, 2017 06:53 PM (CPFkt)

9

A woman wo thinks she has the power of God will never meet him

What a foul woman

Posted by: ThunderB at August 31, 2017 06:53 PM (10bIS)

10 wut ?????

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 06:53 PM (QC/4S)

11 Heh....why, it's absurdly paranoid to suggest that movers and shakers in the elite engage in dark occultism.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 06:53 PM (fA1SL)

12 Let's see if she floats.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2017 06:53 PM (BO/km)

13 is she applauding herself for her evil wishes?
Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 06:51 PM (FKrah)

Careful, or your feet could start burning spontaneously.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 06:54 PM (Mouru)

14 Must be some comment section going over at that last thread...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 31, 2017 06:54 PM (Pm9lF)

15 Or better yet, anybody got a duck?

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2017 06:54 PM (BO/km)

16 Does she have cloven hooves?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2017 06:54 PM (J+eG2)

17
What does it mean to run afoul of Sally's maternal instincts?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 06:55 PM (IqV8l)

18 Eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2017 06:55 PM (HgMAr)

19 >>>You know what fights off a Hex?
Staying Hydrated.

***snicker***

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2017 06:55 PM (RrhD2)

20
Da-mi-en...

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 06:55 PM (QC/4S)

21 Kwazy Kwistians.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2017 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

22 Um, what? Is she serious about being a witch or is this satire?

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2017 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

23 >>>What does it mean to run afoul of Sally's maternal instincts?

One in the stink?

Posted by: wooga at August 31, 2017 06:56 PM (ZoUbb)

24 I'll bet she smells of henna rinse, Ben-Gay and sulfur, but mostly sulfur.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 06:56 PM (Mouru)

25 I don't believe anyone can do this so until its proven boast away.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 06:56 PM (pPKG5)

26 Quinn hexed Felker not long after flaming out at CBS and returning to Washington. Some time afterward, Rupert Murdoch bought New York magazine in a hostile takeover, and Felker was out, she writes. Clay never recovered professionally. Worse, he got cancer, which ultimately caused his death.

Men WHo Stare at Goats - the Death Touch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFrseCeq-7Q

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2017 06:56 PM (rZ+mb)

27

dies she have a pet crow by chance ?

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 06:56 PM (QC/4S)

28 Were they Strategy "N" Tactics hexes?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (mJ8mX)

29 I'm wondering if it's even fair or fun to mock Olberman anymore.

The boy has severe mental derangement.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (gIRsn)

30 Why do the Sikhs have a PSA on TV?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (IqV8l)

31 >>> Heh....why, it's absurdly paranoid to suggest that movers and shakers in the elite engage in dark occultism.

We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but spiritual wickedness in high places.

Posted by: fluffy at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (U0v/A)

32 does she speak in tongues ?

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (QC/4S)

33 My dog is named Hex. He had a sister named Jinx. I used them to cast spells against Hillary Clinton. There was the "Disjointed Puppet" spell, and the "Coughing Continuously" spell, and the "Everybody Hates Your Guts" spell.

You're welcome.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (vkS2Z)

34 So. She's nucking futs.

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (HgMAr)

35 does she cast a shadow ??

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (QC/4S)

36 The boy has severe mental derangement.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (gIRsn)
Its like he has a bad case of rabies.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (a0IVu)

37 'Why do the Sikhs have a PSA on TV?'

Whut?

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (BO/km)

38 Okay. If she believes it and is promoting it, charge her with three counts of murder.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (mJ8mX)

39 Sally Quinn, wasn't she a journalist?
She can be trusted, then, to report the truth, and if she said it, it must be true.

I would believe her. What harm would come from believing she can put the hex on you? Better to be safe then hexed.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (m9X4Y)

40 "If she sees my thing, she'll come around to the ways of the force. Either side, and leave that voodoo shit behind." Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: goon at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (EaQ6/)

41 This stuff really bothers me. I don't want to have anything to do with the occult.

The Keith Olbermann article, on the other hand, is something else. Poor Keith. When you've lost USA Today . . . .

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (UoSKV)

42 30. So it's clear they aren't Muslims.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (fA1SL)

43 is she repulsed by garlic ??

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (QC/4S)

44 JFK turned me down to fuck Marilyn Monroe and look what happened to him!

Posted by: Sally Quinn at August 31, 2017 06:58 PM (SkuXa)

45 I wouldn't call it a hex. It was more like concentrated stinkeye.

Posted by: Sally Quim at August 31, 2017 06:59 PM (Mouru)

46 wonder if she Pals around with that cult group of witches that tried to nix Trump after the election?

I bet they were sure embarrassed.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 06:59 PM (FKrah)

47 Had a problem dealing with someone similar to this person in high school of all places. He was bragging that he could put people down via hexes and that sort of stuff. Being the (former) (very lackadaisical) Roman Catholic, I challenged him to do that very thing to me. Car crash, stray bullet, whatever he could think of to prove his point and to honestly do it, not to hold back anything. He promised he would so I spent a few weeks taunting him on this to no avail. People stopped believing him and he seemed to stop talking about it so much. What a maroon he was.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at August 31, 2017 06:59 PM (k6kXg)

48 Seriously. What in the actual fuck.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 06:59 PM (ihmYw)

49 So amateur webzine Slate is run and owned by a witch?

Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 31, 2017 06:59 PM (6n332)

50 My dog is named Hex. He had a sister named Jinx. I used them to cast spells against Hillary Clinton. There was the "Disjointed Puppet" spell, and the "Coughing Continuously" spell, and the "Everybody Hates Your Guts" spell.

You're welcome.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (vkS2Z)
.........

Was that you who did the "Sack of Potatoes" and "Eyes Askew" spells also?

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2017 07:00 PM (HgMAr)

51 She's really letting that freak flag fly. I'm sure the ladies who lunch must have really thought they were being so scandalous.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 31, 2017 07:00 PM (Ri/rl)

52 Now go do
that voodoo
that you do soo weeeell

Posted by: Hedley Lamaar at August 31, 2017 07:00 PM (yqvys)

53 I really wanna see what that Wuerker cartoonist makes of this shit.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 07:00 PM (ihmYw)

54 Did she divulge what she had done for HaSatan to get Him to be on her side?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:00 PM (FKrah)

55 I believe in magic. And muzzle velocity. One is for wishing and one is for fun.

Posted by: goon at August 31, 2017 07:01 PM (EaQ6/)

56 There was the "Disjointed Puppet" spell, and the "Coughing Continuously" spell, and the "Everybody Hates Your Guts" spell.

You're welcome.
Posted by: kathysaysso
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Hmm. So, who cast the 'bark like a dog' spell?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2017 07:01 PM (y3sT9)

57 Dr. John and some voodoo.

https://youtu.be/z0U_UxoFPOQ

Posted by: 13times at August 31, 2017 07:01 PM (WHVu+)

58 I'm betting she thinks Christians are icky and backward.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 31, 2017 07:01 PM (Ri/rl)

59 When she's only half serious she puts an octal on you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 07:01 PM (IqV8l)

60 Since I got willowed:

Came here for an OT on gas supply in TX. Daughter came home to ask where to buy gas as Walmart and others have signs up, no gas. We are more than 200 miles north of Houston.

While writing this wife called me outside to see woman unloading filled gas cans into her garage. Don't know when the warning went out but hoarders are going to go out and get theirs. We may have to shut down the state of TX for a while.
Posted by: The Real Bruce at August 31, 2017 06:43 PM (fU/P6)

Then you're plenty close enough to come to the CenTexMoMee in October in Corsicana. I'd like to extend am official invitation.

Drip me a line if you'd like.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 31, 2017 07:01 PM (z2mMN)

61 When I was a kid, a neighbor girl claimed to be able to see the future. This was during the Dark Shadows phase of psychosis. I couldn't believe how many of the kids believed it, but I did get an under the shirt, over the bra hello. Ya me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 31, 2017 07:02 PM (cd10K)

62 When she's only half serious she puts an octal on you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 07:01 PM (IqV8l)

I was told there would be no math on this thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 07:02 PM (Mouru)

63 You know what?
I think we are actually better , saner, more mindful souls /peoples/humans/ than much of our 'elite'

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:02 PM (FKrah)

64 Was that you who did the "Sack of Potatoes" and "Eyes Askew" spells also?
Posted by: wth
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I think 'disjointed puppet' might cover that. But, anyhow, I thought it was 'a slab of meat' curse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2017 07:03 PM (y3sT9)

65 Sounds like there was intent.

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2017 07:03 PM (q177U)

66 She says she has friends lined up begging her to put a hex on Trump and that is her biggest restraint right now. *snort*

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2017 07:03 PM (a0IVu)

67 64. Dat kuru is a bitch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 07:03 PM (fA1SL)

68 I wonder if she knows the magic words that will get me back to Barsoom?

Posted by: goon at August 31, 2017 07:03 PM (EaQ6/)

69 She'd be more believable if she had announced the hexes publicly before the deaths. I thought I saw somewhere that she was the WP "religious" reporter awhile back?

Posted by: Cosds at August 31, 2017 07:04 PM (oEg8i)

70 MLK would jump on anything that moved except me and look at what that got him!

Posted by: Sally Quinn at August 31, 2017 07:04 PM (SkuXa)

71 I bet she's good at the Impotent Penis spell, too.

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2017 07:04 PM (HgMAr)

72 She turned me into a Newt!

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at August 31, 2017 07:04 PM (JO9+V)

73 Becaussssssssssssssssse

Your mine!

Posted by: zombie Screamin' Jay Hawkins at August 31, 2017 07:04 PM (BO/km)

74

I made stuff happen too - I cast a spell and the Dow went up today; you are welcome America and the World !!!

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:04 PM (QC/4S)

75 When she's only half serious she puts an octal on you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I was told that there would be no math...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2017 07:04 PM (y3sT9)

76 I bet she's good at the Impotent Penis spell, too.

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2017 07:04 PM (HgMAr)

Sally, that is.

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2017 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

77 If I recall she became friend of Nancy Reagan, but did not defend her when it leaked that Nancy consulted an astrologer. They tried to impute Nancy's behavior to the Gipper. In any case, now she comes clean.

Posted by: Locke Common

Beat me to it. I still recall the mockery/fear mongering over a first lady who believed in astrology. But Quinn is really out there, man.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at August 31, 2017 07:05 PM (/qEW2)

78 69 She'd be more believable if she had announced the hexes publicly before the deaths. I thought I saw somewhere that she was the WP "religious" reporter awhile back?
Posted by: Cosds at August 31, 2017 07:04 PM (oEg8i)

I think you are correct. How lovely.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 31, 2017 07:06 PM (Ri/rl)

79 Did someone mention cloven-hoofs?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yda2lgc5

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 07:06 PM (mJ8mX)

80 I am on needles and pins waiting to see where she strikes next.

Posted by: colfax mingo at August 31, 2017 07:07 PM (gkURX)

81 Off, tp sock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 07:07 PM (/qEW2)

82 She'd better get a hex out on McCain quick if she wants to add that one to her resume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 07:07 PM (Mouru)

83 You can't be a true doyenne if you don't have a body count.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 07:08 PM (Mouru)

84 65 Sounds like there was intent.
Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2017 07:03 PM (q177U)
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The hell you say!

Posted by: Jimmy Comey at August 31, 2017 07:08 PM (0jtPF)

85 what makes the whole thing about Olbermann funnier is that he and Robert the Troll Reich seem to consider themselves the leaders of The Resistance, but Reich is still a respected professor of economics (God only knows why) and Olbermann is reduced to twittering and podcasting.

Olbermann reminds me of a story Howard Stern told years ago: when he was just working his way up in radio, he worked in some minor market radio station outside of NYC and at least one of of his fellow broadcasters at that station had been a few years earlier among the 'WMCA Good Guys" at one of the big stations in NYC.

Olbermann's next stop will be doing 2 minute podcasts for Cracked and Grist. OK, that might be a step up for him, but he can go on about Bush letting 9/11 happen. And he can recommend whatever laundry detergent his mother uses.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 31, 2017 07:08 PM (ILitO)

86 Former Washington Post Doyenne, Now Owner of Amateur Webzine Slate, Sally Quinn Confesses to Being Diligent Occultist, and Having Placed Three Hexes on People That Killed Them

That's JV stuff. Can she turn people into zombies? That's where it's really at ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2017 07:08 PM (rZ+mb)

87 I think 'disjointed puppet' might cover that. But, anyhow, I thought it was 'a slab of meat' curse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2017 07:03 PM (y3sT9)
...........

That's some serious marbling.

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2017 07:08 PM (HgMAr)

88 so I guess when some people give up the idea of a G-d they must grab another higher power something-something?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:08 PM (FKrah)

89 Why do the Sikhs have a PSA on TV?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 06:57 PM (IqV8l)

Somebody called them a Muslim 10 or 20 years ago so they need to whine about all the ways they've been mistreated.

Or maybe they're falling in the AP Top 25 minority rankings because they never cause any trouble

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 31, 2017 07:09 PM (z2mMN)

90 And, in other Crazy Bitch news:

http://www.thegeorgetowndish.com/thelatest/faith-sally-quinn-sept-17

"In 2017, Georgetown Ministry Center (GMC) celebrates 30 years of serving the homeless in our community. Please join them on the evening of September 17th from 7:00 to 8:30 pm at St. John's Episcopal Church at 3240 O Street in Georgetown for refreshments and an enlightening QA with author, longtime Washingtonian, host of GMC's 2017 Spirit of Georgetown,Sally Quinn, as she discusses her new book, Finding Magic: A Spiritual Memoir."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2017 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

91 If she only cast 3 hexes, then 3 for 3 is pretty good. She could charge a bunch of donors $1 million each to hex Trump. If it fails, she could abscond to the Bahamas.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 07:09 PM (/qEW2)

92 God is jealous and will remember these things. I hope.

Posted by: goon at August 31, 2017 07:09 PM (EaQ6/)

93 so where does one get eyes of newts anyway?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:09 PM (FKrah)

94 14 Must be some comment section going over at that last thread...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 31, 2017 06:54 PM (Pm9lF)

If you like paper towels and gas cans, yes.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

95 guess when some people give up the idea of a G-d they must grab another higher power something-something?
______________

Most leftists in a nutshell I'd say.

Posted by: Sally Quinn at August 31, 2017 07:10 PM (SkuXa)

96 If she only cast 3 hexes, then 3 for 3 is pretty good. She could charge a bunch of donors $1 million each to hex Trump. If it fails, she could abscond to the Bahamas.

The real problem is the line of succession. How many people would have to die before Hillary inherits the Iron Throne?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 07:10 PM (Mouru)

97 so where does one get eyes of newts anyway

same place yo get an eye of needle ?

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:10 PM (QC/4S)

98 from 7:00 to 8:30 pm at St. John's Episcopal Church
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Of course.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2017 07:10 PM (y3sT9)

99 Mika and I are proud to announce our engagement to be married, to Sally Quinn!

She's a widow, so available, she's well preserved, which is to my taste (obviously!), and she is vindictive as hell, just like me!

This is a poly-match made in swamp heaven.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at August 31, 2017 07:11 PM (ylUqT)

100 and 'they' laugh at us dopes that pray to a G-d

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:11 PM (FKrah)

101 so where does one get eyes of newts anyway?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:09 PM (FKrah)

Chinatown. They have all that shit. Mostly, they use it for garnishes and late-night snacks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2017 07:11 PM (rZ+mb)

102 when she can turn them into pillars of salt, then i'll pay attention. piker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 07:12 PM (KP5rU)

103 re 30: I might be wrong, but I believe that Sikhs in America are pretty pro-American. Haven't seen the PSA, though.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 31, 2017 07:12 PM (ILitO)

104 "so where does one get eyes of newts anyway?"

Walmart in the spice aisle.

Organic is expensive though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2017 07:12 PM (J+eG2)

105 runner, sheesh, imma gonna have to find that place that sells sewing kits and eye of newt.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:12 PM (FKrah)

106 Lot's wife was a salted!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 07:13 PM (mJ8mX)

107 so where does one get eyes of newts anyway?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:09 PM (FKrah)
..........

At the salamander Planned Parenthood?

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2017 07:13 PM (HgMAr)

108 Sorry; If you desire to harm people through the practice the dark arts,-you already belong to the devil even if Ms. Quinn doesn't believe In that being. With a name like Quinn perhaps she started out in her youth as Roman Catholic. I know people here are none too happy about Pope Francis, but that doesn't make any. difference to the fact that Ms. Quinn can repent and throw herself on Christ's mercy and ask for the intercession of Mary or any number of remarkable and extraordinary Saints-many of whom are women

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 07:13 PM (iVOAv)

109 Pops , who knew!?

it's amazing the things I learn here.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:13 PM (FKrah)

110 If she was a true American hero, she would put a hex on TRump!!!!!!

-every craycray lefty

Posted by: DangerGirl's Sanity Prod Nic got Erased and She Can't Remember It. at August 31, 2017 07:13 PM (/o9Qk)

111 Watching American Werewolf in London on Comet TV

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 07:13 PM (pPKG5)

112 Forget the hexes, 7 people have turned to stone just because they looked at Sally Quinn.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2017 07:14 PM (rZ+mb)

113 so where does one get eyes of newts anyway?
----------------------
From newts, of course.
But I don't know where you get newts.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2017 07:14 PM (0jtPF)

114 Delusional old woman... so of course she is in Mass Media...Media and Politics attracts a lot of nuts...

Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2017 07:14 PM (zSVEm)

115 Can we get some Saudi Arabians up in here to give Keith Olbermann a daily public flogging in the town square stockades? Let's embrace some diversity, ya'll.

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2017 07:14 PM (eLttb)

116 so when her spells fail? what does she blame ___?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:14 PM (FKrah)

117 Sally Quinn, proud member of the Party of Science.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 31, 2017 07:14 PM (2NqXo)

118 113. From Gussie Fink-Nottle, of course.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

119 post jut to update nic

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 07:15 PM (/o9Qk)

120 /start hex
Eye of Newt,
Wing of Bat,
A little of this,
A little of that,
On a broom,
in a night of black,
sally will be brought down,
by radar controlled flak.
/end hex

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 07:15 PM (sf2BM)

121

she was thrown out of Hogwarts, back in the day

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:15 PM (QC/4S)

122 funny, now I feel better about myself

tks, ace!

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:15 PM (FKrah)

123 Lana Del Rey has attempted to hex Trump and unfortunately Lana Del Rey has not been successful. Lana Del Rey wishes Sally Quinn to teach her the dark arts although Lana Del Rey does not feel like living really.

Posted by: Lana Del Rey at August 31, 2017 07:15 PM (SkuXa)

124 Sp apparently the Episcopal Church embraces any kind of unsavory thing as long as it's done by a leftist and is "Spiritual".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 07:16 PM (iVOAv)

125 re 30: I might be wrong, but I believe that Sikhs in America are pretty pro-American. Haven't seen the PSA, though.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 31, 2017 07:12 PM (ILitO)

Very much so from what I've read.

But like everyone else they have a few whiny Prog scum who think they're in danger of something because Trump. They're the ones who made the PSA.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 31, 2017 07:16 PM (z2mMN)

126 Is she so starved for attention that she has to tell some outlandish story???

Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2017 07:16 PM (zSVEm)

127 grabs Dangergirl, drags her back in the room.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:16 PM (FKrah)

128 I'm in Houston, and I have a bayou running through my living room that I'd like to dunk her in to see if she floats.

Posted by: jayhawkone at August 31, 2017 07:17 PM (ZD+J8)

129 You read things like this, and the article at Gateway Pundit about a church of satan getting tax exempt standing asap and you think.. huh.

But really, it might be more useful to be thinking "WTF is going on with society right now, we're living in a miasma of evil, I'd better start carrying holy water so I can randomly throw it on people, just in case."

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 07:17 PM (aT+Bx)

130 she might float.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:17 PM (FKrah)

131 Democracy dies in tofurkey.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2017 07:17 PM (zkGZ8)

132 82
She'd better get a hex out on McCain quick if she wants to add that one to her resume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 07:07 PM (Mouru)
Lord forgive me but I laughed.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2017 07:18 PM (a0IVu)

133 The thing about believing in strange things, is that once you make that leap it's hard to go back. Magical thinking can be a kind of mental virus. Brain herpes. According to a friend.

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2017 07:18 PM (q177U)

134 "so when her spells fail? what does she blame ___?"

Good question. And she has to have a lot of failures as you can bet she's had murder in her eye for more than 3 people.

Posted by: Service Dog #53711030 at August 31, 2017 07:18 PM (3myMJ)

135 Ace: "And speaking of haggard old brokedown crones spitting out impotent Gypsie curses -- Keith Olbermann."

More poetry from a master. No, not Bathtub Boy. Ace.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 31, 2017 07:18 PM (H8S+R)

136
after her Hogwarts fiasco, she had to go to a community witches college and take classes online; she cheated on many witch exams...

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:18 PM (QC/4S)

137 To quote S.J. Perelman, Sally's "pipeline to the Infinite is clogged".

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 31, 2017 07:18 PM (2NqXo)

138 This right here defines much of the left. They have never outgrown the childish thinking. "If I have bad thoughts or dreams of getting treats and some of them come true I made it happen with the power of my mind"

And they mock Christians for believing that wallowing in evil thoughts is harmful and believing in a higher power. So much hypocrisy and they don't even seem capable of recognizing their hypocrisy.

Love example #2. Some time afterwards Murdoch bought the magazine and then later the dude got cancer. Was that 1 year later, 10, 20? She keeps track of her hexing thoughts and if something bad happens to the person many years later it is because of the hex?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 31, 2017 07:19 PM (eASYU)

139 I have noticed many progs act as if they are still mid teens in belief systems.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:19 PM (FKrah)

140 "Magical thinking can be a kind of mental virus. Brain herpes. According to a friend. "

Talk of chemtrails is a sign of the end stage.

Posted by: Service Dog #53711030 at August 31, 2017 07:19 PM (3myMJ)

141 the supernatural is weird only when it comes to Christianity!

Posted by: Your ever-predictable leftist at August 31, 2017 07:20 PM (wZmTv)

142 so where does one get eyes of newts anyway?

I've got some salamanders. Give you a good price on them. You'll never know the difference.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2017 07:20 PM (gIRsn)

143
So, if Sally has her own "Tantalus Field" (note the Trek reference) why is not only PDT not dead but America a socialist paradise on earth?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

144 service dog, absolutely

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:20 PM (FKrah)

145 Democracy dies in that ping-pong ball machine they use when they draw numbers for the lottery.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2017 07:20 PM (zkGZ8)

146 Dr. John and some voodoo.

https://youtu.be/z0U_UxoFPOQ
Posted by: 13times at August 31, 2017 07:01 PM (WHVu+)

Someone cast the "Wrong Song Spell" on you.

You totally missed the proper Dr John song for voodoo-

"I Walk on Golden Splinters"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvdO3l4_P8

Good for dark nights of the soul and a stiff glass of rum.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2017 07:20 PM (NyJwR)

147
Eye of newt, eh? No wonder Gingrich is wearing Foster Grants....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

148 There is a room in my house that I have to light a match so the open flame vanishes the foul spirit of a Taco Bell Beefy Cheese Burrito to the land of whispered lies and promises broken in the wind.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (Nu5az)

149 108--- Sorry; If you desire to harm people through the practice the dark arts,-you already belong to the devil even if Ms. Quinn doesn't believe In that being......
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 07:13 PM (iVOAv)
----------------------------
Yeah, it actually is not funny. I mean, it IS hilarious for her to think she has such power, but still,....

On the same note, the embrace of Satanism by our government as a protected 'religion' creeps me out.
God is not mocked with impunity.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (0jtPF)

150 Bander, we should send em to her, she probably won't know the difference either.
for a price.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (FKrah)

151 Is she so starved for attention that she has to tell some outlandish story???
--

Yes, however, liberals believe all kinds of crazy sh*t.

Hexes.

The power of specific numbers.

Crystals.

Telepathy

Aliens

Skittle shitting unicorns

She probably believes that hexes are real and that she can cast spells. Really.

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (aT+Bx)

152 125. Sikhs and gurkhas will be the backbone of the MAGA death-squads.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (fA1SL)

153 She's a murderess. Doesn't matter if the means worked or could work; she believed they would work, and still believes it.

She's like someone who hires a hit man to kill some dude. Doesn't matter legally if the hit man absconds with the cash.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (6FqZa)

154
There are kung fu movies on youtube.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (m9X4Y)

155 Democracy dies in so many Spider-Man reboots that you can't keep up with anything that's going on in the world.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (zkGZ8)

156
Someone in a previous thread referenced "The Dybbuk." Prescient, that one was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (mbhDw)

157 PaleRider: "She keeps track of her hexing thoughts and if something bad happens to the person many years later it is because of the hex?"

Forget it. She's rolling.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (H8S+R)

158 Service dog now off duty.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (3myMJ)

159 *points at ace*

I knew Keith Olbermann and you, sir, are no Keith Olbermann!

Posted by: Sally Quinn at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (SkuXa)

160 Watching American Werewolf in London on Comet TV
And the horta Star Trek is going to be on Canada's version of SiFi tomorrow!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (mJ8mX)

161 Keith Olbermann sounds like he is in massive need of therapy and probably some anti anxiety medication.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (iVOAv)

162 Humans are hard-wired to worship something. Could be religion, could be science.

Quinn worships Self.

"I will be like the Most High."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (rJUlF)

163 146 Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2017 07:20 PM (NyJwR)

Read that as "I walk on golden sphincters."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (mbhDw)

164 I'm 300 pounds of shit in a 180 pound douchebag.

Posted by: Queef Olberdouche-Quinn at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (Tyii7)

165 Yeah? How'd you like to live with this fucked up bitch?
The one good thing? When you die, you're glad.

Posted by: Zombie Ben Bradlee at August 31, 2017 07:23 PM (O5Q3r)

166 Heh, there was just a discussion here a few days ago about theodicy.

The full article instapundit links to has this bit:

As Quinn tells it, she gave up on God at age four, after stumbling across her intelligence-officer father's scrapbook documenting the aftermath of the liberation of Dachau. The graphic images sparked the classic "How could a loving God allow this?" psychic turmoil in young Sally.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 07:23 PM (/qEW2)

167 Yeah but Christian beliefs and values are really bad, you guys!

Posted by: weew at August 31, 2017 07:23 PM (wZmTv)

168 152 125. Sikhs and gurkhas will be the backbone of the MAGA death-squads.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (fA1SL)

Cheese and gherkins? Wha?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:23 PM (mbhDw)

169 Meremortal, i'm terrible at remembering hashes.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:23 PM (FKrah)

170 So Trump pledges 1 million of his own money towards hurricane relief and the rabid left bitches about it. Amazing.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2017 07:24 PM (a0IVu)

171 Bell, book and cankle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

172 168. No, that's the ploughman's lunch. Comes with a small loaf of bread and a tankard of ale.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 07:24 PM (fA1SL)

173 I think Sally has watched too many episodes of " Supernatural".... a secular rendition of the Sacred and the Diabolical.

Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2017 07:24 PM (zSVEm)

174 Hmmm.... how does that go?

Thou shalt not allow an evil practioner of Magic, to live (actually the correct translation from Hebrew...).

Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2017 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

175 Quinn's hex-a-dex for handy spell recall.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 07:24 PM (GnqLA)

176 so was SHE around when Hitler /Stalin/ Mr's Winny were killing people by the millions?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:24 PM (FKrah)

177 161
Keith Olbermann sounds like he is in massive need of therapy and probably some anti anxiety medication.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 07:22 PM (iVOAv)
Yup and perhaps some anti-psychotics.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2017 07:25 PM (a0IVu)

178 Olbermann is virtue signaling as hard as he knows how

Posted by: weew at August 31, 2017 07:25 PM (wZmTv)

179
Sikhs and gurkhas will be the backbone of the MAGA death-squads.

Is Gorka a gurkha?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 07:25 PM (IqV8l)

180 grabs Dangergirl, drags her back in the room.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:16 PM (FKrah)

Hi, my willow-girl!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 07:25 PM (/o9Qk)

181
"I put a spell on you...."

CCR version

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:25 PM (mbhDw)

182 "So, if Sally has her own "Tantalus Field" (note the Trek reference) why is not only PDT not dead but America a socialist paradise on earth?"

She's still working on some techniques. When you read about a herd of cows killed by lightning, that's probably her practicing.

She also hasn't figured out how to get the waves past Trump's hair.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 07:25 PM (3myMJ)

183 How about Castro?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:25 PM (FKrah)

184 Does she also live in a gingerbread house in the forest? Or perhaps a hut with chicken legs?

Posted by: no good deed at August 31, 2017 07:26 PM (eIQHF)

185 179. Magyar. He can ride with the Mongols.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 07:26 PM (fA1SL)

186 179
Sikhs and gurkhas will be the backbone of the MAGA death-squads.

Is Gorka a gurkha?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 07:25 PM (IqV8l)

Gurkha Gorka with a gherkin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw)

187 Danger- Danger, kisses. wine glass clink.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:26 PM (FKrah)

188 I'm a skeptic. I demand proof. Forget about Trump. If Sally's powers are real, I want to see her make Kim Jong-Un explode like a lard pinata within a few seconds of casting it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 07:26 PM (/qEW2)

189 FenelonSpoke: "Keith Olbermann sounds like he is in massive need of therapy and probably some anti anxiety medication."

He's a walking, neurotic agita covered in bubbles. Could be soap. Could be mouth foam.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 31, 2017 07:26 PM (H8S+R)

190 The graphic images sparked the classic "How could a loving God allow this?" psychic turmoil in young Sally.

So went for the vengeful pagan gods instead; you know, like the ones whose followers thought up Dachau in the first place.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2017 07:26 PM (6FqZa)

191 My Great-Great Grandfather kicked a bunch of Gypsies out of the Family Pasture back in the Old Country.

The Matriarch apparently made a big deal out of putting a Hex on him and all of his family...

So, I've got that going for me.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2017 07:27 PM (MyHEM)

192 Anecdotal Dark Powers... yeah, I believe that...

Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2017 07:27 PM (zSVEm)

193 the ploughman's lunch

I see food and I plough through it.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 31, 2017 07:27 PM (Tyii7)

194 she seems pretty sillily (is that a word) focusing on people that haven't done a terrible amt of dmage to the world

so

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:27 PM (FKrah)

195 Heh. Someone should point this Sally Quinn thing out to the wymynfolks who think that the planned all-female Lord of the Flies movie remake would be all about the girls just spending the whole film just apologizing to one another for 100 minutes. And then creating a perfect society, or something.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at August 31, 2017 07:27 PM (GdgAM)

196 PBJ with elderberry jam we bought on vacation at a little country store in TN. Pretty tasty.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2017 07:27 PM (Sfs6o)

197 I am leaving now on a journey to Olber. I must meet with this Olber man and convince him to reverse the curse another crone put on my sweet Danerys. We want to make a baby, me and my Auntie. We want an heir to rule. We know there is a strong chance he'll be a near sighted banjo playing albino. But that is a chance we are willing to take.

Posted by: Jon at August 31, 2017 07:27 PM (+kahX)

198 Shaitan wrote a song about me, "Black Magic Woman" !...no wait that was Santana

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:28 PM (QC/4S)

199 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 07:23 PM (/qEW2)

O.K. She's given up on God but by her own magical power she can hex people to death which apparently apparently is not evil as long as she's hexing the correct people.-and of course in her mind she is.

And anyway, I don't don't think many four year olds are thinking deeply about theodicy as opposed to being troubled by gruesome pictures. She's just giving herself brownie points (Brownies are magical creatures, correct?) years after the fact.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 07:28 PM (iVOAv)

200 oops that was supposed to be Sally nuts there no me !

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:28 PM (QC/4S)

201 look, If you had that kind of popwer, would u change anything in your lifetime like __?
would you waste it on trivial pursuits?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:28 PM (FKrah)

202 Years ago we'd have 3-4 mock Spam Posts from JapaneseHexDollsForSale by now.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2017 07:28 PM (MyHEM)

203 CCR did a good job. Screaming Jay Hawkins is really fun.

http://bit.ly/1er2UHi

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)

204 Gurkha Gorka with a gherkin.
From Gorky.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 07:29 PM (mJ8mX)

205 149
On the same note, the embrace of Satanism by our government as a protected 'religion' creeps me out.
God is not mocked with impunity.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2017 07:21 PM (0jtPF)

Yeah, I'm an agnostic myself, but that stuff still creeps me out.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

206 Maybe ole Sally ought to run with it. She'd probably make more money than slate.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 07:29 PM (GnqLA)

207 smooches, willow! *clinks back with glass full of Manhattan*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 07:29 PM (/o9Qk)

208 Lou Dobbs has been on vacation for like a month.

And how friggin' long does it take for the 'investigations' of Charles Payne and Eric Bolling? Sheesh.

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2017 07:29 PM (Enq6K)

209 (Brownies are magical creatures, correct?)

Brownies were simple point and shoot Kodak cameras that used 120 film.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2017 07:30 PM (gIRsn)

210 We used to wash our hands with Phisohex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:30 PM (mbhDw)

211 I'm a skeptic. I demand proof. Forget about Trump. If Sally's powers are
real, I want to see her make Kim Jong-Un explode like a lard pinata
within a few seconds of casting it.
---

Yeah, I *think* it works more like this:

"I cast a spell that on this day, I will get a green light everywhere I travel by car."

Three years later, the ONLY light on the nearby gas station is green.

"My spells WORK."

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 07:30 PM (aT+Bx)

212 Bull Shit. The evil one wants to keep a secret and continue the game. This public airing is worthy of ridicule at least and is worthy of tort or criminal action at best. I hope she recants or repents.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 31, 2017 07:30 PM (xaJIp)

213 with that kind of power she can totally, TOTALLY win the grand prize on Jeopardy!

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:30 PM (QC/4S)

214 I'm in for a good hex - anyone got one for a three touchdown win by Bama on Saturday?

Posted by: ramajama at August 31, 2017 07:30 PM (zZ0Cx)

215 Sally could learn a few things from Screaming Jay.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 07:30 PM (3myMJ)

216 I'm srs, why did she not kill someone of actual note?
I mean maybe we could empathise a little.
buuuut nooooo

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:31 PM (FKrah)

217
Slate. As in the Flintstones.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

218 Ben! Did my email get through to you?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 07:31 PM (/o9Qk)

219 FenelonSpoke: "Keith Olbermann sounds like he is in massive need of therapy and probably some anti anxiety medication."

I keep getting fucking service animals, but they drown in the tub. Now they won't give me any more! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!
NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 31, 2017 07:31 PM (O5Q3r)

220 Hmm, I seem to remember some other political movement, let's see, maybe in the 30s and 40s, that was full of occultists and astrologers...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 31, 2017 07:31 PM (TKmA0)

221 And anyway, I don't don't think many four year olds are thinking deeply
about theodicy as opposed to being troubled by gruesome pictures. She's
just giving herself brownie points (Brownies are magical creatures,
correct?) years after the fact.

--

I corresponded with World Leaders starting at age 3!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 31, 2017 07:31 PM (aT+Bx)

222 Danger, things are good with you , I hopeZ
?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:31 PM (FKrah)

223 What was the sci-fi / fantasy series that had a lot to do with hexes? Seems like the main guy was a blacksmith apprentice or something like that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (rjrh3)

224 -z

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (FKrah)

225 FenelonSpoke: "Keith Olbermann sounds like he is in massive need of therapy and probably some anti anxiety medication."
--

And by therapy and ant-anxiety medication, you mean a frontal lobotomy, right?

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (aT+Bx)

226 213
with that kind of power she can totally, TOTALLY win the grand prize on Jeopardy!

Posted by: runner

You want the Nobel Prize.
You'll take the Grand Prize on Jeopardy.
You'll get the Blue Light special at K-Mart.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (LAe3v)

227 188 .... I want to see her make Kim Jong-Un explode like a lard pinata within a few seconds of casting it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 07:26 PM (/qEW2)
--------------------------------
In order for my spells to work, I have to care.
And I don't care about anyone outside a 10 mile radius.

Posted by: Sally, the Banana Splits Witch at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (0jtPF)

228 I love the fact that the Marxists are losing their shit and flat out admitting to creepy shady shit that the looney wingers have been accusing them of for many years.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (XFue2)

229 Lace Wigged Japanese Hex Dolls For Sale

5 dolla

Posted by: Japanese Lace Wigs at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (H8S+R)

230 Democracy dies when the Steelers and the Eagles merge and call themselves the Steagles.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (zkGZ8)

231

Yeah, but that #pizzagate stuff with those weird and creepy pedos the Podesta brothers, that was all bullshit!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (AASEZ)

232 So, she could have saved all her good liberal friends (and THE WORLD) from Trump and she did nothing?

That's one lazy witch.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 31, 2017 07:33 PM (f8ilN)

233 What was the sci-fi / fantasy series that had a lot to do with hexes? Seems like the main guy was a blacksmith apprentice or something like that?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (rjrh3)

The Alvin Maker books, by Orson Scott Card. Great read. I think I'm gonna re-read them soon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 31, 2017 07:33 PM (sGSvK)

234 Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:31 PM (FKrah)

You make a good point. Sally is self absorbed, using her power for her own little revenge wars.

Such a waste.

Wait, Jerry Lewis just died.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 07:33 PM (3myMJ)

235 229 Lace Wigged Japanese Hex Dolls For Sale

5 dolla
Posted by: Japanese Lace Wigs at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (H8S+R)

Make you holla.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:33 PM (mbhDw)

236 >>>223 What was the sci-fi / fantasy series that had a lot to do with hexes? Seems like the main guy was a blacksmith apprentice or something like that?

Bosom Buddies.

Posted by: wooga at August 31, 2017 07:33 PM (ZoUbb)

237 The Alvin Maker books, by Orson Scott Card. Great read. I think I'm gonna re-read them soon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 31, 2017 07:33 PM (sGSvK)

-

Thanks. I remember enjoying them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 31, 2017 07:34 PM (rjrh3)

238 This is like a joke I had with a bunch of guys I worked with re: me killing our boss.

We would take turns buying coffee / lunch. But, the boss always disappeared on his day to pay. Never missed his freebies. Just never 'Put In'.

So, I made sure everything on his standard order came with extra butter, cream cheese, mayo, gravy...whatever he wasn't supposed to have.

He always ate it after complaining about what he wasn't supposed to eat...

then he had a heart attack and died.

And I get the blame.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2017 07:34 PM (MyHEM)

239 Bell, book and cankle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

I am wheezy-laughing over here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 07:34 PM (ihmYw)

240 230 Democracy dies when the Steelers and the Eagles merge and call themselves the Steagles.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2017 07:32 PM (zkGZ

They could merge and call themselves the Eagletons and run for VP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:34 PM (mbhDw)

241 i miss lace wigs, that was hilarious ! spammy but hilarious

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:34 PM (QC/4S)

242 Keith Olbermann has a bad case of Leftism with a major case of TDS, but there is no hope for him other than giving him a Clockwork Orange

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 07:35 PM (pPKG5)

243 Tami: "And how friggin' long does it take for the 'investigations' of Charles Payne and Eric Bolling? Sheesh."

When do their contracts end?

Then.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 31, 2017 07:35 PM (H8S+R)

244 There is a video out there of a young Angelina Jolie talking about an pretty brutal initiation that she had to go through.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:35 PM (XFue2)

245 she thinks she's the actress on wizard of oz

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:35 PM (FKrah)

246
There's a movie on Netflix, for those not boycotting, about a kid who finds a devil's handbook and he uses the powers to kill his rivals.

Sally is Amy Schumer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:36 PM (mbhDw)

247 Fucking 1%er , using her powers only for herself. Redistribute bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 07:36 PM (GnqLA)

248 If you accept Quinn's premises (not that one should), she's confessing to murder. What a poisoness wretch.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 31, 2017 07:36 PM (H5knJ)

249 >>Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:35 PM (XFue2)

I think you mean 'an video of Angelina Jolie'.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2017 07:36 PM (MyHEM)

250 230 Democracy didn't die in 1943, there was just a war on.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 07:36 PM (pPKG5)

251 Democracy dies not when a million people aren't allowed to vote but when one person gets to vote a million times.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2017 07:37 PM (zkGZ8)

252 Eye of newt? Check Alibaba.

Posted by: zombie Screamin' Jay Hawkins at August 31, 2017 07:37 PM (BO/km)

253 241 i miss lace wigs, that was hilarious ! spammy but hilarious
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:34 PM (QC/4S)

I miss MACHINES FOR SALE.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

254 after her Hogwarts fiasco, she had to go to a community witches college and take classes online; she cheated on many witch exams...
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:18 PM (QC/4S)

University of the Phoenix

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 31, 2017 07:37 PM (+F0Wk)

255 245 she thinks she's the actress on wizard of oz
Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:35 PM (FKrah)

Billie Burke schtupped any guy on two legs.

Margaret Hamilton? Odd nose like you'd see in an Almodovar movie, but she was hittable back then.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:37 PM (mbhDw)

256 willow, things are ok.

Home life is great. Work is a mess. Lots of stress and frustration which leads to anger. I'll either have to find a new job or just learn to put up with it but I hate being unhappy for 9+ hours every day.

thus, the Manhattan or two.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 07:37 PM (/o9Qk)

257 ooh machines for sale was awesome

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:37 PM (FKrah)

258 Sick of hearing about the DACA crap. You know what? STFD and STFU! LaRaza can help all ya all relocate to mexico.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 07:37 PM (mxS7w)

259 No, thank you. I already have a lace wigs machine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2017 07:38 PM (gIRsn)

260 And why is she be basically patting herself on the back for this psychic ability.? It's "Cool" that she murdered someone who made her jealous? I don't believe it it, mind you. I just think it's weird to say "Look what I did!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 07:38 PM (iVOAv)

261 If you believe that a hex or curse that you placed on a person to kill them and they die, then shouldn't that have merit in court?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:38 PM (XFue2)

262 " Sally Quinn, wasn't she a journalist? "

Sort of. She was an eye-candy reporterette who used her physical charms and Washington insider connections to get promoted way above her actual skill level. After that crashed and burned, she married a very rich guy and has spent the time since performing activities to which her talents are more suited (i.e., looking pretty and holding fancy parties).

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at August 31, 2017 07:38 PM (p5Iv0)

263 >>I miss MACHINES FOR SALE.

Me, too. Also MAYANCALENDARSFORSALE

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2017 07:38 PM (MyHEM)

264 What is it with Lady Progtards and believe in witchcraft?

Margaret Mead, science fraud and progtard favorite, spent the last several years of her life practicing witchcraft.

And she's still considered one of the giants of Leftard Fake Science,

and she practiced witchcraft.

Now, does Global Warming make sense?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2017 07:38 PM (NyJwR)

265 Danger, I hear that, did I ever tell you I dumped work, marriage and college in one week?
don't burn out look for something that won't drive you mad.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:39 PM (FKrah)

266 Olbermann is virtue signaling as hard as he knows how

Posted by: weew

I think this is it. They gain merit in their circle by denouncing the enemy. Some of them don't realize there are still limits, though.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 07:39 PM (/qEW2)

267 DangerGirl, I did. Were going to have to meet at an I45 truck stop, if this keeps up.

I'm looking for another weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 07:39 PM (GnqLA)

268 I just think it's weird to say "Look what I did!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Toddlers do it all the time, although it's usually in their pants. Come to think of it, there really isn't much difference.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2017 07:39 PM (LAe3v)

269 249 >>Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:35 PM (XFue2)

I think you mean 'an video of Angelina Jolie'.
Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2017 07:36 PM (MyHEM)

That was about me wasn't it?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:39 PM (XFue2)

270 well sally is a little past the teenager stage. shouldn't she have lost this urge a few decades ago?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:40 PM (FKrah)

271
Next weekend at the Metrograph in downtown NYC, "The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3" and "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot."

Who's in town and wants to go?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:40 PM (mbhDw)

272 When do their contracts end?

Then.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 31, 2017 07:35 PM (H8S+R)

Probably.

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2017 07:40 PM (Enq6K)

273 I miss MACHINES FOR SALE.

rickl

oh, oh, and the script that turned some banned person's commentary into gobbledygook consisting of ...naughty words

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:40 PM (QC/4S)

274 Actually, the survivors of the "victims" families should sue her for wrongful death rather than charge her with self-confessed murder. We've got some lawyers here don't we? Go get 'er, guys!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 07:41 PM (mJ8mX)

275 Think, for a moment, about all these aging baby boomer pot addled leftist approaching peak senility and living for another twenty years.

Remember the days of the right wing crazy uncle that had to be locked up in the attic? Ya, like that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 31, 2017 07:41 PM (m9X4Y)

276 cat filters.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 07:41 PM (KP5rU)

277 >>Next weekend at the Metrograph in downtown NYC, "The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3" and "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot."

That would be great.

Doubly so if bracketed by meals at Yama.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2017 07:41 PM (MyHEM)

278
If you believe that a hex or curse that you placed on a person to kill them and they die, then shouldn't that have merit in court?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:38 PM

Sounds like a hate crime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

279 Sally Quinn? Stone cold b*tch, that one. You want crazy and evil? There you go.

Posted by: Kim Jong-un at August 31, 2017 07:41 PM (H8S+R)

280 well sally is a little past the teenager stage. shouldn't she have lost this urge a few decades ago?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:40 PM (FKrah)

-

I say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeyeyeyeah.

(possibly too subtle of a song reference)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 31, 2017 07:42 PM (rjrh3)

281 >>oh, oh, and the script that turned some banned person's commentary into gobbledygook consisting of ...naughty words

I've been waiting for Ace to mistakenly unleash that on himself.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2017 07:42 PM (MyHEM)

282 Democracy dies when ...

... can't finish that thought. My replica watch is telling me that my dimmer is ready.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2017 07:42 PM (zkGZ8)

283 hey hey hey good bye?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:42 PM (FKrah)

284 willow, the thought of job hunting and interviewing, etc exhausts me. But, it may ultimately be necessary.

My only solace is that my time there is limited. I'm getting my butt back home as soon as possible. I just don't know when that will be, but I can't imagine it will be more than a couple more years.

Of course, my current employer may not last that long the rate we're going.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 07:42 PM (/o9Qk)

285 University of the Phoenix

Posted by: No One of Consequence

lol!

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S)

286 Actually, the survivors of the "victims" families should sue her for wrongful death rather than charge her with self-confessed murder. We've got some lawyers here don't we?

Not any real ones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 07:43 PM (Mouru)

287 I command all in this thread to turn into... DUCKS!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 07:43 PM (mJ8mX)

288 280. The definitive lesbian karaoke power-anthem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

289 DangerGirl, I did. Were going to have to meet at an I45 truck stop, if this keeps up.

I'm looking for another weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 07:39 PM (GnqLA)

We'll figure it out. If we end up having to meet somewhere halfway, then so be it. I am glad to hear that the emails went through on both ends this time.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 07:44 PM (/o9Qk)

290 Danger, so you do see light at the end of this. That's a good thing
You have a time frame already set to leave that behind.
Do you guys need both incomes currently?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:44 PM (FKrah)

291 Urge being the key.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 31, 2017 07:45 PM (rjrh3)

292 Steve and Cold Bear: "Some of them don't realize there are still limits, though."

Um, yeah. But everyone else is wrong now again except me.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at August 31, 2017 07:45 PM (H8S+R)

293 perhaps sally also thinks she's a mustang

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:45 PM (FKrah)

294 This Sally person has proportionate response issues.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 07:45 PM (3myMJ)

295 If Sally's husband was Vinny the auto body guy instead of the big shot editor of the Washington Post, she'd probably be in some state run nut house instead of writing books celebrating her nuttiness.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2017 07:45 PM (O5Q3r)

296 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 07:29 PM (/o9Qk)

I was right about the old nic!

Y'all are coming to the MoMee, right?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 31, 2017 07:45 PM (z2mMN)

297 Any day the word crone gets thrown about is a damn fine day in my book.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (XFue2)

298 wait, Danger are you moving From Texas in 2 years?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (FKrah)

299 287 I command all in this thread to turn into... DUCKS!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 07:43 PM (mJ8mX)

AAAFFFFLACK!

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (Enq6K)

300 The Left really is evil.

Now I happen to think this is a delusional old bag, but the fact she is even trying to be involved in Satanic activity is pretty disturbing.

Posted by: Maritime at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (G/kZc)

301 Since the topic is bat shit crazy, I give you Glenn Beck-
----
Glenn Beck announced that he laid off a sizable portion of the workforce at his production company and conservative-learning news outlet on Thursday, citing the "structural challenges facing media companies today."

Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (mcI77)

302 Maritime, I just think arrested development or nuts . either -or.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:47 PM (FKrah)

303 EXCEPT ME!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 07:47 PM (mJ8mX)

304 Hillary is into that shit. At the end of The Witch I literally thought of a naked Hillary and others in the woods.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:47 PM (XFue2)

305 The definitive lesbian karaoke power-anthem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

-

I never, ever would've thought that even though Target is using one of their songs (badly) now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 31, 2017 07:48 PM (rjrh3)

306 301 Since the topic is bat shit crazy, I give you Glenn Beck-
----
Glenn Beck announced that he laid off a sizable portion of the workforce at his production company and conservative-learning news outlet on Thursday, citing the "structural challenges facing media companies today."
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (mcI77)

Meaning no one is watching, listening or subscribing and he is turning back into a local DJ.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 07:48 PM (mbhDw)

307 Glenn Beck announced that he laid off a sizable portion of the workforce at his production company and conservative-learning news outlet on Thursday, citing the "structural challenges facing media companies today."
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (mcI77)

So many structural challenges for Glenn Beck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 07:48 PM (Mouru)

308
Careful, or your feet could start burning spontaneously.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 06:54 PM (Mouru)

Eh, that's just athlete's foot.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 07:48 PM (0mRoj)

309 Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (mcI77)

Sounds like a proper and measured response to losing money to me.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)

310 I'm a little disappointed in Beck. He was a fun ally for a while.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:49 PM (FKrah)

311 300 The Left really is evil.

Now I happen to think this is a delusional old bag, but the fact she is even trying to be involved in Satanic activity is pretty disturbing.
Posted by: Maritime at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (G/kZc)

You nailed it. It's disturbing and people point it out because Teh Marxists doing this stuff believe it will cause people harm. It's the foundation of their religion.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:49 PM (XFue2)

312 301
Glenn Beck announced that he laid off a sizable portion of the workforce at his production company and conservative-learning news outlet on Thursday, citing the "structural challenges facing media companies today."
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (mcI77)

Structural Challenges = Driving away most of his viewers and supporters

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

313 301 Since the topic is bat shit crazy, I give you Glenn Beck-
----
Glenn Beck announced that he laid off a sizable portion of the workforce at his production company and conservative-learning news outlet on Thursday, citing the "structural challenges facing media companies today."
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2017 07:46 PM (mcI77)

"Structural challenges" = people that want Trump derangement are watching CNN and Samantha Bee and hate my guts and I've shit all over the people that liked me because they like Trump.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 07:50 PM (cAnNx)

314 I think Glenn Beck's structural challenges have to do with the structure of his brain. There are some serious code violations going on inside that thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 07:50 PM (Mouru)

315 255-Here is a picture of Margaret Hamilton when young:

http://tinyurl.com/yd7ua6xd

I think she's attractive. It was surely her nose that got her placed into the slot of character actress/witch/old lady, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 07:50 PM (iVOAv)

316 301: glenn should have laid himself off, for the good of the company. batshit cray cray and crying all the time, is no way to go through life.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

317 This is so silly! Everyone knows that you can't place a hex on someone unless you are at least part Romanian.

Posted by: Isophorone at August 31, 2017 07:50 PM (HbXav)

318 Has Keith transitioned to Kimberly yet? That seems to be the hip thing for miserable people.

Posted by: Son of Bat Boy at August 31, 2017 07:51 PM (KCTBO)

319 This is so silly! Everyone knows that you can't place a hex on someone unless you are at least part Romanian.
Posted by: Isophorone at August 31, 2017 07:50 PM (HbXav)

ah ha she is appropriating anothers culture.
double shame

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:51 PM (FKrah)

320 As far as Beck goes- Texas can't cure everything.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 07:51 PM (GnqLA)

321 willow can make brand new threads appear, you don't see HER going around crowing about magic powers

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:52 PM (QC/4S)

322 I say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeyeyeyeah.

(possibly too subtle of a song reference)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 31, 2017 07:42 PM (rjrh3)

I hate you so much right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 07:52 PM (0mRoj)

323 quack quack quack quack

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2017 07:52 PM (mJ8mX)

324 How much to take out the witch?

Posted by: Geralt of Rivia at August 31, 2017 07:52 PM (J9FkY)

325 I'll bet everyone in here a thousand bucks Sally can't kill me in 3 years!

Posted by: James Randi at August 31, 2017 07:52 PM (3myMJ)

326 But Beck said it was all rumors and scuttlebutt that his media empire was collapsing.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:53 PM (XFue2)

327 I have magical powers.
I make my husband sleep and awaken everyday.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:53 PM (FKrah)

328 Good to know there wasn't anything to that whole spirit cooking thing!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2017 07:53 PM (gwPgz)

329 Say, you morons better be nice to me ... or I'll send you to THE CORN FIELD.

Posted by: Sally Quinn at August 31, 2017 07:53 PM (/qEW2)

330 Beck's structural challenges = his media outlets' appeal has become more selective

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2017 07:53 PM (7Ml7x)

331 Remember when people thought that Glenn Beck was mellowing out so he could have his network appeal to investors and cable providers? And then Trump happened and he went even crazier than he was before.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 07:53 PM (cAnNx)

332 also I can make the dishes clean, by just snarling at them

and one of the kids.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:53 PM (FKrah)

333
One of the tales about ol' Strom Thurmond, our late great former senior senator, involved young Sally Quinn and her mother.

Ol' Strom was at some dinner party hosted by them (her father was some sort of bigshot, intel, or military, or something), and grabbed both Sally and her mother on the ass at the same time.

She liked it, I think, it goes.

Ol' Strom was a horn dog shore 'nuff in his prime.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 07:53 PM (8O3HH)

334 She is a sad, pathetic shell of a woman. She has my pity.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 31, 2017 07:54 PM (TfpUC)

335 Here is a picture of Margaret Hamilton when young:

Granny Clampett

http://bit.ly/2iKfWZU

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2017 07:54 PM (5qk4C)

336 @327

Does it take ummmm, much effort?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 31, 2017 07:54 PM (Eynls)

337 Just giving this new nic a spin.

Figure it's time to branch out, and I like this one.

Posted by: Gary Cohn's delicate conscience at August 31, 2017 07:54 PM (7Ml7x)

338 328 Good to know there wasn't anything to that whole spirit cooking thing!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2017 07:53 PM (gwPgz)

I think some of them get into that stuff because it's "edgy," while others are true believers. Either way it's creepy shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 07:54 PM (0mRoj)

339 'I'll bet everyone in here a thousand bucks Sally can't kill me in 3 years!
Posted by: James Randi'

Are you still alive? I'll take that bet!

Posted by: zombie Screamin' Jay Hawkins at August 31, 2017 07:54 PM (BO/km)

340 324 How much to take out the witch?
Posted by: Geralt of Rivia at August 31, 2017 07:52 PM (J9FkY)

We got this buddy.

Posted by: Sam and Dean Winchester at August 31, 2017 07:54 PM (cAnNx)

341 Ol' Strom was a horn dog shore 'nuff in his prime.

He had sex with a murderess on the way to Death Row.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2017 07:55 PM (5qk4C)

342 Unsure Tons of effort, but I am magcal and sneaky..

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:55 PM (FKrah)

343 and type like shit

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:56 PM (FKrah)

344 Strom groped my Sister in Law right in front of my brother.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2017 07:56 PM (5qk4C)

345 So if a teenage girl from Kansas..........

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 07:56 PM (pPKG5)

346 Willow is very reserved. That's why she stays in old threads for a while.

Posted by: James Randi at August 31, 2017 07:56 PM (3myMJ)

347 i can make a sandwich disappear

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 07:56 PM (QC/4S)

348 She is one sorry excuse for a woman... should we burn her just to be sure?

Posted by: USNtakim at August 31, 2017 07:57 PM (0OmEj)

349 Being senile and socking don't go together well.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 07:57 PM (3myMJ)

350 Glenn Beck should have shopped around for a better deal on all those teddy bears he bought.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 07:57 PM (Mouru)

351 Wow. 90 and still kicking. Maybe he on to sumtin...

Posted by: zombie Screamin' Jay Hawkins at August 31, 2017 07:57 PM (BO/km)

352 >> Being senile and socking don't go together well.

I still get by.

Posted by: Anthony Keidis at August 31, 2017 07:58 PM (MyHEM)

353 Mixing semen and blood to drink in a ritual is totally mainstream America.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 07:58 PM (XFue2)

354
I've heard many women, including my own mother, tell about Strom. He didn't grab my mother like that, but he got really friendly and huggy. And that's the way he would act around all women.

He was going to at least get his arm around every woman in the room.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 07:58 PM (8O3HH)

355 Posted by: zombie Screamin' Jay Hawkins at August 31, 2017 07:54 PM (BO/km)

Well done!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 07:58 PM (3myMJ)

356 Ah the return of college football

Posted by: Sam and Dean Winchester at August 31, 2017 07:58 PM (cAnNx)

357 Off sock

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 07:59 PM (cAnNx)

358 Thurmond's Senate office always had hot, hot blondes up front in the reception area. One of those offices where you'd say "no, that's OK, I'll run this dear colleague letter memo over there myself, thanks".

Actually, a lot of southern Senators had the same "pattern" in their reception staffing. And Matsunaga of HI usually had scrumptious Asian gals up front.

Strom was a hoot. The Armed Services hearing with the gay rights rep, discussing homos in the military, was a classic.

And of one of my favorite things was Sen. Hollings, he of the Foghorn Leghorn voice and spectacular ante-bellum delivery and wit, always referring to himself hilariously as "the JUUUNIOR Senator from South Carolina" (Fritz was in his late 70s or 80s at the time, I think).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2017 07:59 PM (7Ml7x)

359 Oooh, dinner. BBL.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2017 08:00 PM (3myMJ)

360 I think
Samael
laughs
at her

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:01 PM (FKrah)

361 Maybe Keefums is always so testy because someone put a hex on him and then little Keefums dropped off. All 1.1 inches of him.

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at August 31, 2017 08:02 PM (eDqwv)

362 IU vs The Ohio State
Please, please I'll be a very good girl God. Let the Hoosiers beat the Buckeyes.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 31, 2017 08:02 PM (N3JsI)

363 So she was around for Hitler and yet she chose to use her specialness to wack a nobody instead

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:02 PM (FKrah)

364 Oh for fuck's sake

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at August 31, 2017 08:02 PM (3NPQF)

365 Hillary is into that shit.

If she is she shouldn't be thinking of becoming a Methodist Minister. I know of Episcopal Minister who joined the Druids (No; Not Rowan Williams) or some AA woman who claimed to be both Christian and Muslim, but if you're practicing Satanic arts you need to get your butt out of a Christians denomination or be expelled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 08:03 PM (iVOAv)

366 360. Pleased to meet you,/ Hope you guess my name!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 08:03 PM (fA1SL)

367 A-10s did the flyover at Indiana Ohio state.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 08:03 PM (cAnNx)

368 Dat fok bendin' fool don stan no chans onse I dun dun it.

Posted by: zombie Screamin' Jay Hawkins at August 31, 2017 08:03 PM (BO/km)

369 palp, well you know.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:04 PM (FKrah)

370 363. I drove a tank, the generals' rank/ When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 08:04 PM (fA1SL)

371 You have a time frame already set to leave that behind.

Do you guys need both incomes currently?

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:44 PM (FKrah)

Well, there's a time frame, but it isn't anything set. Which makes things more frustrating, but that is just how things have to be. This probably sounds morbid, but we can't leave until my FIL passes. He isn't well, but he hasn't been for over ten years.

We do need both incomes, especially since Mr D runs our business and we have some slow times of the year based on weather.
I could go somewhere and take a pay cut. I just feel like I'm stuck in a rut.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 08:04 PM (/o9Qk)

372 366 360. Pleased to meet you,/ Hope you guess my name!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 08:03 PM (fA1SL)

Hey look! It's a man of wealth and taste!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 08:04 PM (0mRoj)

373 If she is she shouldn't be thinking of becoming a Methodist Minister. I know of Episcopal Minister who joined the Druids (No; Not Rowan Williams) or some AA woman who claimed to be both Christian and Muslim, but if you're practicing Satanic arts you need to get your butt out of a Christians denomination or be expelled.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 08:03 PM (iVOAv)

Both those people should get their butts out of the Christian church.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 08:05 PM (0mRoj)

374 372.
*resumes setting traps for troubadours who get killed before the reach Bombay*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 08:06 PM (fA1SL)

375 eh Danger, i'm sorry. hugs.been there, I might have chosen poorly , but i'm more at peace now, and my spouse than ever before, financially it's hurt us. for sure

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:06 PM (FKrah)

376 Ol'Strom and Bill Clinton used to go trolling for chicks along Pennsylvania Avenue in a lime green Chevy pickup with a canopy and a mattress in the back back on the 70's while Hillary was digging up dirt on Nixon.

Least that's how Ma explained my brother to Pa.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 31, 2017 08:06 PM (TfpUC)

377 This is hilarious, if you remember that cartoon from yesterday.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yarhamwp

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

378
And what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
Been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul to waste.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 08:06 PM (8O3HH)

379 Pleased to meet you,/ Hope you guess my name!

What's puzzling me is the nature of your game.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2017 08:07 PM (5qk4C)

380 Ok Dr. Pepper had a good commercial with their drink vendor guy. "We're accepting walk ons". Doug Flutie "I'm in."

And then he tosses Flutie a shirt "here's a boys medium." Flutie "that'll work"

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 08:07 PM (cAnNx)

381 I've been trying to get this house ready for sale to move to Texas or Lousiana . I hope we'll fit in there ok, we are city slickers but mellow and teachable

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:07 PM (FKrah)

382 Go Bucks!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 31, 2017 08:07 PM (TdMsT)

383 Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 08:05 PM (0mRoj)

Yes; I thought I implied that; Sorry. The Episcopal priest turned in his orders to become a Druid leader in PA. The AA woman had her orders revoked, I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 08:07 PM (iVOAv)

384 I think AntiFa isn't going to slow down anytime soon, and their actions will turn people off even the non informed.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 08:08 PM (pPKG5)

385 377 This is hilarious, if you remember that cartoon from yesterday.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yarhamwp
Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

That's what I'm talkin' about! 'Murica!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 08:09 PM (0mRoj)

386 You'd fit in just fine here in Texas, willow. I hope you can make it here!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 08:09 PM (/o9Qk)

387 Pizzagate's gainin' credibility.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 31, 2017 08:09 PM (nWmg2)

388 Yup. AA chick was told to take 6 months off and pick one. She picked both and was booted.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 31, 2017 08:09 PM (TfpUC)

389 willow- you just come on down. You'll fit here just fine.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:10 PM (GnqLA)

390 Is that you, Strom?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 31, 2017 08:11 PM (5qk4C)

391 Skip, i'm still pondering why they all(media/politicians) came out in the last couple of days , after they have been applauding them for beating us up for over a year.

I wonder if someone special got badly hurt?

and why wasn't Kaine's sons arrest mentioned?

Because I think if you remove the masks it will be a few more lefts politicians kids.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:11 PM (FKrah)

392 Ol' Strom was a horn dog shore 'nuff in his prime.

He had sex with a murderess on the way to Death Row.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2017 07:55 PM (5qk4C)

That does solve the whole "Call me!" thing, doesn't it.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2017 08:11 PM (NyJwR)

393 Once willow moves here, the state will be closed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

394 And this is one of my "favorite" stories about weird people in the pastorate. I went to a clergy meeting where a woman pastor was taking about Bishop John Shelby Spong and said, "Imagine! Some people actually believe that Jesus was literally resurrected from the dead (Spong doesn't) The two other ministers at the table with her raised their hands and we all said "I believe that." . She eventually stopped being a pastor and did some weird new age stuff instead..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2017 08:12 PM (iVOAv)

395 Danger I hope to be there by this time next year.
Ben ty, I've been nervous , I haven't been on a horse in 2 decades, And, I am not a good shot. and I don't think I know all the ins and outs of barbeque .

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:12 PM (FKrah)

396 When Clinton was on trial in the Senate Rush had a great story about Strom trying to give the prosecuting attorney, who was a woman, some fruit. He kept referring to Astro as the "fruit peddler".

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 31, 2017 08:13 PM (TfpUC)

397 He had sex with a murderess on the way to Death Row

Wheelbarrow style ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2017 08:13 PM (6FqZa)

398 Only thing I can think is AntiFa actions are getting more violent and their cover the media and politicians are bracing for something they can't control.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 08:13 PM (pPKG5)

399 Country Boy @ 60, got a 404 on your nick but I think it included your email at google. I sent an email.

Posted by: The Real Bruce at August 31, 2017 08:14 PM (fU/P6)

400 Palp, I have a slew of family! i'll just hide them in the trunk

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:14 PM (FKrah)

401 antifada

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 08:14 PM (QC/4S)

402 At least Strom didn't do it on the way back, I suppose.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2017 08:14 PM (6FqZa)

403 DangerGirl, we both may be longtime transplants but we have learned to speak Texan without any accent.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:14 PM (GnqLA)

404 and I look like a hippy.
clean one, but I like ,well hippy stuff. just not politics.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (FKrah)

405 Sounds like Pelosi partially walked back her antifa remarks today.

I guess this means Paul Ryan will now walk his back.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (NyJwR)

406 "Is that you Strom?"

The way that joke goes as I like to tell it (and there are several variations). You pick a politician to be the patsy, whoever you want, say the governor.

He has a Bob Dole problem, erectile dysfunction, but this was before Viagra. He knows Strom is getting up there in years, yet he's still going strong, so he decides to ask Strom what his secret is.

"Well, I'll tell ya', son". He explains how, before he's ready to get started, he whips out Strom, Jr. and gives him a good whacking against the bedpost. That gets the blood flowing and the ol' John Thomas limbered up.

So that night the governor goes home, and finds the wife in bed. He decides what the hell, I'll give it try, and whips out his dick and starts thumping it against the bedpost.

The thumping rouses his wife, who then exclaims, "Strom, get the hell out of here, my husband will be home any minute!!"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (8O3HH)

407 398. Blowback. They know you can have commie thugs beating people in the streets and under the eyes of the 'authorities' for only so long before you get death-squads in response.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

408 I remember when Sally was finally tossed aside by the Post. She had a column about entertaining (big surprise there) but the end came when her son got engaged and the wedding was scheduled for the same day as Ben Bradlee's granddaughter (whose mom is Martha Raddatz). If I recall, the son had gotten the gal pregnant and they wanted to have the wedding sooner rather than later. She basically aired the family's dirty laundry as she complained people were declining the invitations to her son's wedding. All hell broke loose and soon after the column was killed.

Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (0nTUo)

409 Hey, babe! Wanna bang a lizard before they fry ya?

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

410
Hey, I wonder if Sally put a hex on Ted Baxter? He had her own for a few seconds several years ago, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 08:18 PM (8O3HH)

411 I admired Margaret Hamilton's character the most in the Wizard of Oz. She was bravely trying to confiscate Dorothy's dog in order to cut down on greenhouse gas emissions.

Posted by: UCLA Climate Professor at August 31, 2017 08:18 PM (/qEW2)

412 406 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (8O3HH)

Very similar to the "you fuck like a Chinaman" joke Nicholson tells at the beginning of "Chinatown."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

413 If she's working for Slate then the Washington Post didn't toss her aside. WaPo owns Slate.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 08:19 PM (cAnNx)

414 At least Strom didn't do it on the way back, I suppose.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2017 08:14 PM (6FqZa)

Shows what you know.

Ol' Sparky gives'em extra sizzle.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at August 31, 2017 08:19 PM (NyJwR)

415 And that, my friends, is why I missed y'all!

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 31, 2017 08:19 PM (Eynls)

416 I'm having a difficult time nailing down the The Dark Knight movie in which we live.

I'm going with Begins and Scarecrow gas and mentally ill people roaming the streets.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 08:19 PM (XFue2)

417 404 and I look like a hippy.
clean one, but I like ,well hippy stuff. just not politics.
Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (FKrah)

I always have found that attractive.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

418 Hey, Strom. I hear you like your women the way you like your coffee. Would you care to cross the aisle in order to have a little bipartisan interaction?

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 31, 2017 08:20 PM (/qEW2)

419
In his later years, it was well know that Ol' Strom was getting a bit "lah dee dah" in the head. The senatorin' was done by his chief staffers. One in Washington handled that, and one down her handled the state shit, the constituent services and all that.

The good ol' boys then decided that Miss Lindsey was going to get the Strom seat, and put him.

Down here, the good ol' boys run the state. They just call themselves Republicans now. When the South started going Republican, they said, "Well they like them some Reee-publicans, now, sos we'll be Reeeee-publicans". It's the same corrupt bunch of good ol' boys that have run things since way back.

Say like in Fritz Hollings Foghorn leghorn voice, of course.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 08:21 PM (8O3HH)

420 Richard Anderson, co-star of 'The Six Million Dollar Man,' dies at 91

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 31, 2017 08:21 PM (0+WqX)

421 Hippies.....for some reason, I always pictured the hippy chicks as being sorta pale blonde types. Probably because the first 'real' hippy chick I met was a Finn.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

422 Before this thread ends- email me if you are coming to the Oct 12st Cen Tex MoMee so I have a head count, since I'm feeding you all. Fajitas and Brisket.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:21 PM (GnqLA)

423 Fricken creepy.

She's a real piece of shitty work.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 31, 2017 08:22 PM (U+nHb)

424 I once read a short story with a similar theme. A stranger comes to the office of some big shot, let's call her Sally Quinn, and explains his proposition. It seems he represents a large number of peop!e who believe that if they all wish/pray for the death of a specific enemy, that enemy would die. Sally says, "Well, hell yes, I want some of that shit! Sign me up!"

"You misunderstand," the stranger says, " We're all praying for you to die. "

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 31, 2017 08:22 PM (Nwg0u)

425 It's the same corrupt bunch of good ol' boys that have run things since way back.

===

it's ugly

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 08:22 PM (QC/4S)

426 So much college football.

Posted by: Grump928(C) can't wait until Saturday at August 31, 2017 08:23 PM (5qk4C)

427 rickl, hah, the inside of my home looks morrocan, I guess I could be gypsy (appropriating others) stuff.
some find it cool even stuffy people like my mum. or just say things like. this is interesting
.
but bored?
no

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:23 PM (FKrah)

428 I admired Margaret Hamilton's character the most in the Wizard of Oz. She was bravely trying to confiscate Dorothy's dog in order to cut down on greenhouse gas emissions.
Posted by: UCLA Climate Professor

She was green before it was cool...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at August 31, 2017 08:23 PM (66CWr)

429 I see from the 398 post I'm not the only person thinking this, but I just saw there's an article by Peter Beinart in the Sept issue of the Atlantic saying that Antifa may be ushering in authoritarianism rather than fighting it. And then you have the previously almost unfathomable statement by Nancy Pelosi...or is her dementia making her forget her practiced politics and speak clearly?!? Some really surprising, almost crazy news today. Have the Dems realized there's a critical mass of people who are watching them support fascist terrorists? Or are they trying to cut loose the Bernie psychos and recapture some of the "law and order" "leftists"? WTF? Ace, love to hear your take on this.

Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at August 31, 2017 08:23 PM (mYDmK)

430 From Gussie Fink-Nottle, of course.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

Perhaps he should have something to drink first

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2017 08:23 PM (auHtY)

431 04 and I look like a hippy.
clean one, but I like , hippy stuff. just not politics.
Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (FKrah)

----------

I always have found that attractive.
Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R

Oh boy, here we go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru)

432 DangerGirl, we both may be longtime transplants but we have learned to speak Texan without any accent.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:14 PM (GnqLA)

This is true. Texas has taught me a lot. There will be a lot that I will miss about this place when I leave, but I sure as shootin' won't miss the heat.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 08:24 PM (/o9Qk)

433 Miss Lindsey, bring the condemned wench to my chambers.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at August 31, 2017 08:24 PM (Tyii7)

434 nope not blonde.
just act blonde

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:24 PM (FKrah)

435 430. Worked for him at the prize-giving at Market Snodsbury.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

436 flashes wedding rings around.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:25 PM (FKrah)

437 341 Ol' Strom was a horn dog shore 'nuff in his prime.

He had sex with a murderess on the way to Death Row.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2017 07:55 PM (5qk4C)

I guess that would obviate any angst about whether or not to call.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)

438 Danger or the hurricans, i'm sure.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:25 PM (FKrah)

439 >> Richard Anderson, co-star of 'The Six Million Dollar Man,' dies at 91

-----------------------

Godspeed. :salute:

That was the hard working man in show business. Watching MeTV, there's no telling how many of the old classics he played on.

There was some joke about some young buck waiter who saw and thought he looked familiar and asked him was in a movie or TV show or something.

Anderson said, "Yep, a few now and then".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 08:25 PM (8O3HH)

440 I just opened the sympathy card I got from the vet today. It's getting dusty in here.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

441 436 flashes wedding rings around.
Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:25 PM (FKrah)

But you can still hook him up with your dealer can't you?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 08:25 PM (cAnNx)

442 Worked for him at the prize-giving at Market Snodsbury.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 31, 2017 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

It was the first thing to come to mind when I saw his name

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)

443 SC went from a womanizer to a sodomizer.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:26 PM (GnqLA)

444 anyway I better be off to do chores.
flashes peace sign.

runs out of the post.

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:27 PM (FKrah)

445 Buzzion, they have stores now!

how embarrassing yes?
I didn't go in I had a 'friend' do that

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:27 PM (FKrah)

446 444 anyway I better be off to do chores.
flashes peace sign.

runs out of the post.
Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:27 PM (FKrah)

Hey wait!

*runs into the post*

OW! DAMMIT!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 08:27 PM (0mRoj)

447 anyway. bl

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:27 PM (FKrah)

448 447 anyway. bl
Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 08:27 PM (FKrah)

Far out, maaaan!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

449 DangerGirl- give Meatball an ear scratch for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:29 PM (GnqLA)

450 Richard Anderson, co-star of 'The Six Million Dollar Man,' dies at 91

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 31, 2017 08:21 PM (0+WqX)

RIP Oscar Goldman and the Night Strangler (second Kolchak TV movie)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2017 08:29 PM (auHtY)

451 Have the Dems realized there's a critical mass of people who are watching them support fascist terrorists? Or are they trying to cut loose the Bernie psychos and recapture some of the "law and order" "leftists"? WTF? Ace, love to hear your take on this.

Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at August 31, 2017 08:23 PM (mYDmK)

I suspect the Democrats' internal polling is telling them that things are going very, very badly for them.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 31, 2017 08:29 PM (bjWNl)

452
Ol' Strom could do a filibuster. A *real* fucking' filibuster. Still holds the record, IIRC.

He wore a catheter to piss in, and had a plan in case he had to take a dump. He had aides instructed to bring a bucket in, and some blankets to form a privacy shield.

Fucker was going to take a shit on the Senate floor, if he had to.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 08:29 PM (8O3HH)

453 Oh rickl, I got one of those from my vet a week or so after putting my golden down. It had her pawprints in ink, name and her date of birth and date of.....damn. It was like taking a bullet. Thoughtful, but it just about killed me all over again.

Hang in there. It gets better.

Posted by: Goldilocks at August 31, 2017 08:29 PM (zz1sH)

454 408 ---.....her son got engaged and the wedding was scheduled for the same day as Ben Bradlee's granddaughter (whose mom is Martha Raddatz). .....
Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2017 08:15 PM (0nTUo)
------------------
Yeah, and the kicker is that her son was also Bradlee's son. So she's forcing him to choose between his son's wedding and that of his granddaughter. And then she airs all this in a public forum.

Drama queen much?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2017 08:29 PM (0jtPF)

455 TD Indiana

Posted by: Grump928(C) can't wait until Saturday at August 31, 2017 08:30 PM (5qk4C)

456 429 Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at August 31, 2017 08:23 PM (mYDmK)

My take, for what it's worth, is that the Democrat Party has lurched so far left that the base knows Bernie was robbed of the nomination, perhaps not realizing that their boy was in on it from the get go.

That said, Bernie wants to drop all pretenses and is actually in the process of forming his own party, or at least officially leaving the Dems and exhorting the droogs to follow him to the Socialists.

Thanks to PDT, the former Blue Dog Dems will abandon that party, and as the GOP-e continues to screw over PDT and block his agenda, PDT might very well leave the GOPe and do the same with our base.

Either way, the "mainstream" Democrats are screwed. They have sown the wind with the radicals and will reap the whirlwind, since too late they realize that they do not control them, and that they absolutely horrify normal Americans who also associate them with the Democrats.

Interesting scenarios.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)

457 DangerGirl- give Meatball an ear scratch for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:29 PM (GnqLA)

Ha! I will do that!He's over bothering Mr D right now. He loves to sit on him and stick his paws in the beard o'doom and make biscuits. Of course, he also loves my boobs but...guy.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 08:32 PM (/o9Qk)

458 443 SC went from a womanizer to a sodomizer.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:26 PM (GnqLA)

Correction: a sodomize-ee.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)

459 From a historical perspective, Nanzi Pelosi reminds me of them far leftish social democrats in the Weimar Republic, fighting a last ditch battle against the beerhall hipsters.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 31, 2017 08:33 PM (Eynls)

460 Richard Anderson, co-star of 'The Six Million Dollar Man,' dies at 91

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 31, 2017 08:21 PM (0+WqX)

Solid character actor. Thought he had passed a while ago, but 91 is a good run. Thanks for the memories.

RIP

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)

461 @ Oregon Muse
I hope so...

Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at August 31, 2017 08:34 PM (mYDmK)

462 Finns. LOL. Scandi Circus Trash.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 08:34 PM (XFue2)

463 I saw Beerhall Hipsters open for Men With Hats at the Whiskey in '86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 08:35 PM (Mouru)

464 I got "opened"! I'm official!!

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 31, 2017 08:36 PM (Eynls)

465 462 Finns. LOL. Scandi Circus Trash.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 08:34 PM (XFue2)

"Please step right 2 centimeters."

- - Simo Hayha

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)

466 I saw this story this morning and my mind is still blown.
1) Nancy Reagan seeing an astrologist does not seem so batty anymore.
2) This is your ruling class, your mental and moral inferiors.

Posted by: DM at August 31, 2017 08:37 PM (garNZ)

467 464 I got "opened"! I'm official!!
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 31, 2017 08:36 PM (Eynls)

"I remember that."

- - Misty Beethoven

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

468 I got "opened"! I'm official!!
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 31, 2017 08:36 PM (Eynls)

Don't get cocky, kid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 08:37 PM (Mouru)

469 J.J.- Was thinking about you this morning and thought that you should write a book about a failing lawyer that becomes a corrupt politician. Title- Failing Up.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:38 PM (GnqLA)

470 Miss Lindsey, please fetch my crap bucket.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at August 31, 2017 08:38 PM (Tyii7)

471 Yeah, interesting times, indeed, JJ. Thanks for your thoughts.

Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at August 31, 2017 08:38 PM (mYDmK)

472 What a delusional fuck old Sally is!

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2017 08:38 PM (5gaNQ)

473 469 J.J.- Was thinking about you this morning and thought that you should write a book about a failing lawyer that becomes a corrupt politician. Title- Failing Up.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:38 PM (GnqLA)

Have you heard of or seen the Aussie TV show "Rake?"

Check it out. Damn good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)

474 456 429 Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at August 31, 2017 08:23 PM (mYDmK)

My take, for what it's worth, is that the Democrat Party has lurched so far left that the base knows Bernie was robbed of the nomination, perhaps not realizing that their boy was in on it from the get go.

That said, Bernie wants to drop all pretenses and is actually in the process of forming his own party, or at least officially leaving the Dems and exhorting the droogs to follow him to the Socialists.

Thanks to PDT, the former Blue Dog Dems will abandon that party, and as the GOP-e continues to screw over PDT and block his agenda, PDT might very well leave the GOPe and do the same with our base.

Either way, the "mainstream" Democrats are screwed. They have sown the wind with the radicals and will reap the whirlwind, since too late they realize that they do not control them, and that they absolutely horrify normal Americans who also associate them with the Democrats.

Interesting scenarios.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)

Let Mee Maw show you those flapjacks perched on a dead virgin.

Posted by: Sally Quinn at August 31, 2017 08:39 PM (XFue2)

475 I just opened the sympathy card I got from the vet today. It's getting dusty in here.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

I'm sure you know that many of us here have gone through the same heartbreak and we understand it won't get easier for a while, maybe a long while. I still miss my "lost" dogs and see them in my mind's eye. The consolation is that your life was made, and will stay, richer for having had a companion animal for a while, albeit a far too short while.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2017 08:39 PM (gwPgz)

476 469 J.J.- Was thinking about you this morning and thought that you should write a book about a failing lawyer that becomes a corrupt politician. Title- Failing Up.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:38 PM (GnqLA)

The Charlie Crist story.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 08:40 PM (cAnNx)

477
How about a failing shyster ambulance chaser who decides there's more money in being a corrupt assemblyman but try as he might, he does good works.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)

478 @468 Cicero,

Vero, ego vetustior quam te sum...

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 31, 2017 08:40 PM (Eynls)

479 JJ, I'm still liking my Frilly Pink Einsatzgruppe response to ace's Adolf Hitler Moustache Bat Signal.

What was that riff on some nazi thing that included the word "hipster", again? Can't recall, it was good.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2017 08:40 PM (7Ml7x)

480 The Hillary Clinton story

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 08:41 PM (cAnNx)

481 479 Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2017 08:40 PM (7Ml7x)

Adolph Hipsters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:41 PM (mbhDw)

482 And in totally unexpected news, the Browns have to punt. Again.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at August 31, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

483 482 And in totally unexpected news, the Browns have to punt. Again.
Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at August 31, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

Kapernick will boycott unless they change the name to the Taupes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

484 SC went from a womanizer to a sodomizer.

Posted by: Ben Had

Strom Cthurmond?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 31, 2017 08:43 PM (/qEW2)

485
NOOD.

GWTW pull.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2017 08:43 PM (mbhDw)

486 JJ, tak tochna! (prefer russki jargon when talking about fashisti zakhvatchiki, fascist invaders, that has a nice harsh negative sound in russki)

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2017 08:43 PM (7Ml7x)

487 @JJSefton

I'm sorry, I don't know how to say "Ewww" in Latin...

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 31, 2017 08:43 PM (Eynls)

488 What was that riff on some nazi thing that included the word "hipster", again?

Fartfignewton?

Posted by: fraked at August 31, 2017 08:43 PM (BO/km)

489 ricki - We got one too when our Sugar-Lou passed away, that was a helpful touch.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 08:44 PM (pPKG5)

490 J.J. - is that the law of unintended circumstances?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2017 08:44 PM (GnqLA)

491 Heading out. Have a great one, kiddos.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2017 08:44 PM (/o9Qk)

492 Vero, ego vetustior quam te sum...

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 31, 2017 08:40 PM (Eynls)

Pax vobiscum et spirutum sancti ed maiorem dei gloriam

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2017 08:45 PM (QC/4S)

493 Hmmm.

Yeah, Ace, definitely not something to boast about.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at August 31, 2017 08:45 PM (Umfx1)

494 "63 You know what?
I think we are actually better , saner, more mindful souls /peoples/humans/ than much of our 'elite'

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:02 PM (FKrah) "

Spot-on.
I'm quite sure you're right.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at August 31, 2017 08:50 PM (Umfx1)

495 Irony, aside, it does support the idea that they will go to any lengths to harm you ...or even get rid of you.

Posted by: The Hot Gates at August 31, 2017 08:51 PM (Na/F1)

496 {{{Vendette}}}, please check yo' email!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2017 08:52 PM (gwPgz)

497 "63 You know what?
I think we are actually better , saner, more mindful souls /peoples/humans/ than much of our 'elite'

Posted by: willow at August 31, 2017 07:02 PM (FKrah) "

Spot-on.
I'm quite sure you're right.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at August 31, 2017 08:50 PM (Umfx1)

I'm sure you're both right, and just think of what that says about society at large!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2017 08:53 PM (gwPgz)

498 You want eye of newt? Make me an offer.

Posted by: Gingrich's optometrist at August 31, 2017 09:04 PM (kR3UB)

499 "295 If Sally's husband was Vinny the auto body guy instead of the big shot editor of the Washington Post, she'd probably be in some state run nut house instead of writing books celebrating her nuttiness.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2017 07:45 PM (O5Q3r) "

Yup.
Papa Eez used to say that the difference between full-bore crazy and "eccentric" was about a million bucks in the bank.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at August 31, 2017 09:06 PM (Umfx1)

500 If you did something that you think caused the death of someone, wouldn't you never ever ever do it again? Yet she thinks she caused an innocent woman to die, and responded by doing it two more times. Isn't she claiming to be a serial killer here? Sure, we don't think she has the powers she thinks she has, but she thinks she has the power to kill people and keeps using that power.

Posted by: Jim S. at August 31, 2017 09:15 PM (ynUnH)

501 Quinn marketed herself, post Ben, as a purveyor of "On Faith", a WaPo regular column, and a PBS TV show.

Posted by: hypocrite at August 31, 2017 09:22 PM (o0dph)

502 Does not strike me as amusing. At. All.

If someone has the intent to do grave harm and executes a plan to bring about grave harm and grave harm occurs. She's just but for causation away from a serial killer. She's bragging about it also. Clearly to encourage others who are like minded.

Dubbyk. A malicious spirit.

Posted by: Simplemind at August 31, 2017 09:25 PM (ZuGkg)

503 15 "Or better yet, anybody got a duck?"

Her head floats because it is made of wood.

Posted by: pst314 at September 01, 2017 01:57 PM (T4dRn)

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