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Oh No: NBC Insider Says Network Is in "Total Panic" That Megyn Kelly's Show Will be an Historic Flop
Yeah, I said "an historic," and yeah, I knew it would bother you. That's right -- specifically you.
You know who you are. That's why I resorted to such an historic article choice. You know what you did. Anyway, on to the funny-fun-fun-fun:Four weeks before the Sept. 25 debut of Megyn Kelly Today--the 9 a.m. replacement for the venerable morning show’s third hour, Today’s Take--some NBC insiders are expressing doubts, and even worries, about the network news division’s plan to scrap a reliable long-running program in order to morph the former Fox News anchor and Donald Trump nemesis into an accessible, female-friendly personality for an ethnically diverse daytime viewership.The network is officially chippy and chirpy, of course, but...
...according to network insiders, her new role is prompting "questions internally about who her audience is exactly" as well as a sense of "total panic" concerning the intense media scrutiny that will unavoidably attend the launch of Megyn Kelly Today, to say nothing of the need to publicly vindicate NBC News Chairman Andy Lack’s $17 million gamble (reportedly her eye-popping annual compensation) when he wooed her away from Fox. ... "The Sunday show laid such an egg that any claims that she had automatic star power, to get people in the door to see what she was doing, have been disavowed," television news analyst Andrew Tyndall told The Daily Beast. "The stardom of the celebrity anchor was a phenomenon of the 1980s back when [flamboyant ABC News president] Roone Arledge was around. In this day and age, the shows make the anchors, not the other way around."Apparently the network has been trying to "soften" the image of this chilly Ice Queen and the blue glare of her Aryan Fury by showing her hiking with her second husband and first children and even strumming guitar (!!!) by the campfire. Can she project the image of a coldly analytic (and desperately careerist) "hard news woman" while also pretending to be a regular gal who likes puppies and S'more's and who you'd like to have your morning coffee with? Answer: No. You get one main brand in life. That brand may be false or exaggerated, but it's the one brand you get as far as a public persona. (In fact, you kinda only get one main persona in real life, too, even if that perceived persona is inaccurate and misses a lot.) So Megyn Kelly's attempt at Mom Jeans On/Mom Jeans Off will fail. Not because she's particularly terrible (though she's not terrific, as Trump would say). But just because she's trying to be a feathered fish -- a fish that can't swim, but also can't fly. And also, because she's annoying and she abandoned her core audience for a hostile liberal audience because Fox News personnel wouldn't take her side more in a personal dispute with a major political actor that the network is obligated to cover objectively.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2017 06:55 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 06:56 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 06:57 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 06:57 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 06:57 PM (ILitO)
MeAgin Kelly fit right in until she didn't.
Glad to see her go, go , go, go, goodbye.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (W8wWg)
Posted by: MAGA at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (1TH5X)
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (Az9eA)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (Sfs6o)
I say this because Thor thinks she is hot, and he infinitely prefers brown eyed girls.
My eyes, naturally, are blue.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (ihmYw)
Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Dakota Johson at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (W8wWg)
It sounds like a lot but she has to supply her own tampons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (J+eG2)
Sauerkraut, gravy and sliced roast beef on a hoagie roll.
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH)
I declare this post racist.
Unless of course it's racist of me to do so.
Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (qifx9)
Does anyone really care, though? I feel like none of this matters, except as a bit of schadenfreude. Which is not nothing, I suppose, but I had no investment in the original "scandal".
Posted by: moviegique at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (7zeA4)
Posted by: T at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: golfman at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (48QDY)
Depressingly true.
I settled on the 'don't mess with me' brand. It has it's upsides but also it's downsides.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (Az9eA)
I'm just curious (because I haven't heard anyone
mention it), did the Women's Navy show up in Houston to help rescue
people? Because I am sure there are a bunch of woke, go grrrrl, womyn
that fired up their trucks, hitched up the boats and headed out to show
toxic masculinity how it's done.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2017 06:36 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: mpfs at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: mark1971 at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: moviegique at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (7zeA4)
Nah, it's just gossip. Feel free to chat about movies or boobs or pets.
I hear pets are popular today.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (Az9eA)
Posted by: The Pole at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (CPFkt)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (Sfs6o)
She'd be average at best. And I bet she's one that just lays there thinking that she's "Hot" so that should be enough for you.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (Az9eA)
Posted by: golfman at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (CPFkt)
Yup, what goes around, comes around
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (SjImc)
and
Megyn Kelly.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (2wRtc)
That never gets old.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (DxR7x)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: mpfs at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (xMu63)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (mvenn)
If it were "ahistoric" it would mean "lacking historical perspective or context." like a belief that Megan Kelly's appeal would carry over to NBC's market
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 07:04 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 30, 2017 07:04 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:04 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 07:05 PM (Gv+zt)
Flamboyant? Like Liberace flamboyant?
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 07:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 07:05 PM (wm0Ni)
We're kind of looking at a place in Fayetteville. Maggie's Tap Room I think it is.
But an hour and 45 minutes from Table Rock so don't know if we want to drive that far.
Practice tonight so I'll find out more.
Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 07:05 PM (qifx9)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 07:05 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:05 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:05 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:05 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: the guy across the street at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (8HxgZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (mJ8mX)
She just seems like that kind of chick......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: mark1971 at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ob+mao at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Only after the first date! at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (fZlu3)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (8HxgZ)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (VduL8)
Posted by: Caliban at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (QE8X6)
LMAO
--
Yeah, no kidding.
For a minute I thought the big gray box was actually quoting some other author. And I thought, "Wow, this guy Ace is quoting may be viciously anti-left, but he's really, really funny."
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (ILitO)
Ah, that's what happened.....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (ihmYw)
Turns out that they called Chick-Fil-A requesting sandwiches, and a rescue.
No shit
For reelz
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly right before the bunny hits the stock pot at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (gC2IV)
Village Idiot's Apprenctice:
Here's a link for the Antifa chanting:
http://tinyurl.com/y6wm4b4w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:08 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 07:08 PM (wm0Ni)
Posted by: mpfs at August 30, 2017 07:08 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 07:08 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:08 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (eLttb)
Totes psyched! It's gonna be crucial!
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (nNKHW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (OCRsm)
Gray is my world since you went away
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (VduL8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Po36HK2bw
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: barack hussein, i can use it now, obama at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (ILitO)
Couric) always sucks the suits in, and they open their wallets.
Yes. My agent says that's the thinking behind my new part time gig at Vinny's Gentlemen's Emporium and Pole Dancing Academy. Bring lots of singles!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 07:09 PM (O5Q3r)
Is Ace writing from Houston this week?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 30, 2017 07:10 PM (xMu63)
Bwahahaha. Maybe she could fill in for Whoopi on The Spew
Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 07:10 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:10 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:10 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:10 PM (8HxgZ)
Keep me posted! That's about a 3 hour drive for me, but you're worth it!
FWIW, the drive for me and from Table Rock for you is lovely!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 07:10 PM (ihmYw)
Posted by: CNN HLN at August 30, 2017 07:10 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Mika at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (En33R)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (8HxgZ)
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (mcI77
========================
Oh yeah
Posted by: Ellen at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (xMu63)
62 I wonder how soon she'll dump Mr. MeAgain Kelly?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (PY9jH)
Three days before the press conference when she comes out as a lesbian.
Not that I believe she's lesbo, but it's the kind of attention-whoring move that I'd expect from her.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (79p/O)
The movers and shakers on the Left are denouncing their army of street thugs after a couple of years praising them, enabling and shielding them as they attack.
But -- the Left never stops. So, what's next? What's the next giant pile of shit?
Maybe -- direct police state instead of police-protected mob?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (aaRHB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly's Future Acting Career at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (8HxgZ)
Posted by: Jonathan Harris as TV's Dr. Zachary Smith at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Rex Reed at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (VduL8)
Because Ace wandered off after pressing post and doesn't even know.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (ILitO)
Cougar news network?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (8HxgZ)
You'd be better off signing a free agent 30 year old running back to a multimillion dollar deal.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: lymond at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (FNa/B)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at August 30, 2017 07:14 PM (Umfx1)
Posted by: michel legrand at August 30, 2017 07:14 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Shot in the Dark at August 30, 2017 07:14 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 07:14 PM (BO/km)
It's like these Newscorps looked at the Yankees free agent signings and said, "We'll do that!".
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (8HxgZ)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (mcI77)
Cause it just sounds right......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: NBC Thinktanker at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (nNKHW)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (QC/4S)
Ace ain't nuthin' but a hounddog, graying all the time . . .
Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Vanna White at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (U0v/A)
Posted by: Bruce at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (ILitO)
She would fit right in with Fox news now... as they have gone Anti Trump, like she was all along...
Posted by: Don Quixote, looking for a new Party at August 30, 2017 07:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (FLMnD)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: John Podesta at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (8HxgZ)
Evil Walmart.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (/tuJf)
She just seems like that kind of chick......
Posted by: SSBN 656
We talkin' the rocker, the shocker, the spocker, or the showstopper?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (En33R)
Why? Why is everyone looking at me?
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (8HxgZ)
Not that I believe she's lesbo, but it's the kind of attention-whoring move that I'd expect from her.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (iFZVz)
--------------------------------
Definitely a victim of sexual assault, perhaps rape.
Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (FLMnD)
When does she next pose in a men's magazine in a little black dress to prove what a serious journalist she is again?
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (Mouru)
Restorative powers. Heh, heh. heh....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)
I thought at first Martha would be solid but very reserved, tending toward establishment. But she has emerged as no wall flower ... she takes on the smears, seems to stand up for the average Joe.
She's also gorgeous, and has added some curls to that too straight hair look. She looked like a fun person in the shot of her at the Kentucky fair, but of course that ring on her finger costs more than my net worth probably, so she's not not quite "the country girl", but still seems down to earth.
She's from Buffalo, so more upstate than big city. Probably still a Bills fan. Go Martha go ... Megyn Who?
Posted by: Illiniwek at August 30, 2017 07:17 PM (veVl1)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (8HxgZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (mvenn)
Her Viking Princess Full of the Righteous Fury of the Righteous persona worked pretty well.
Cuz who doesn't like a hawt righteous chick, however-
she went Full Bitch on Wheels with Trump and though Hollywood/MSM want us, the normal people of America, to love the BOW archetype-
we do not.
BOWs suck and are unpleasant to be around.
By going Full BOW and you never go Full BOW, Megyn appealed mightily to the fymynyst wish castiing bosses of NBC-
but not to an audience who finds BOWs tiresome, i.e.. the bulk of Americans.
She would be smart to take up a fuzzy fun Mom persona- that's a pony she could ride for years and years.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Look! An heifer! at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (xMu63)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (8HxgZ)
Ummmmmm......No.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (eASYU)
Hi, there. I got paid more. So much more.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (H8S+R)
chilly Ice Queen and the blue glare of her Aryan Fury by showing her
hiking with her second husband and first children and even strumming
guitar (!!!) by the campfire.
They should show her in scuba gear rappelling out of a Blackhawk to save a puppy in Houston. Or a bunch of strippers.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (s5o+q)
190 Can we turn it into an hurricane thread?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (mvenn)
-------
How about hurricane/guns/boobs?
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Muldoon
===
Wal Mart announced that it just donated 9 gabillion to comment 190.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (LuKE7)
But -- the Left never stops. So, what's next?
-
You know, maybe killing cops isn't such a great thing.
- The Left
Hey, I can dream.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM
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They used to call me Hurricane Megyn IYKWIMAITYD. -- MeAgain
Posted by: ShainS at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (zWtTr)
*****
Damn! Now I want a pony all over again!
Or an horse.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (mvenn)
It's still a bit "be-cocked" as dad would've said; not sure what Ace is saying and what he wants quoted.
But this helps.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (LuKE7)
They're actors with (sometimes) journalism degrees.
They're not even very good actors, as they have to read from scripts/teleprompters all the time.
Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Muldoon
You mean something like:
Muldoon would bang Megyn like a storm door in a hurricane.
Posted by: Aviator at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Hillary: What Happened at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (En33R)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (mcI77)
Notice that she couldn't do this without resorting to weaselly phrasing.
She said the "people _calling_ themselves antifa" leaving it open that they may not have been _true_ antifa. Maybe a bunch of antifa poseurs.
She didn't actually condemn them herself, she said they "deserve" to be condemned.
She also said "the _perpetrators_ should be arrested and prosecuted", again, not calling antifa by name.
* rolls eyes *
Posted by: db at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (1i3zr)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)
Every pitcher gets a free fungo bat, while supplies last.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (8HxgZ)
I'm sure they're still fine, but that seems a little lame.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (ihmYw)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Wal Mart announced that it just donated 9 gabillion to comment 190.
******
Woo hoo! I'm rich!
Wait. How much is a gabillion?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (gC2IV)
You can never go wrong with strippers who need ... comforting .. after their ordeal. Why the poor girls lost most of their clothing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (LTHVh)
of dollars? They really are a dime a dozen. There is no discernible
talent that can be measured. They read from a script, nothing is
spontaneous. They could get a robot to do the job.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (LuKE7)
You know, there are a lot of actors who would jump at a gig like that, 6 month stints, decent pay, face time and acting chops, all they have to do is read off a teleprompter and make it sound chirpy and spontaneous.
Get one who can fake an accent and you have a real winner.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (Gv+zt)
And now for the news.
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (Mouru)
Oh, be quiet, you clattering contraption of connected cranks and C-cells!
Posted by: Jonathan Harris as TV's Dr. Zachary Smith at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (LuKE7)
As G-d as my witness, there is nothing that I did while on the air in college radio or doing TV production for our broadcast news classes that these puppets don't also do. And I did it better and still can.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (mbhDw)
Or an horse.
Posted by: Muldoon
You wanted an horse.
You'd settle for an pony.
You'll get an herbivore of indeterminate type.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (O5Q3r)
Also, one of my favorite ace lines evah was "and an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (ihmYw)
E-mail has DESTROYED proper grammar!!!
Posted by: DENNIS SKEA at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (LqCaR)
Hi, there. I got paid more. So much more.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (H8S+R)
Hillary in total outspent me. But I should get the win for spending the most for the least votes.Please clap.
Posted by: Jeb at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)
Every pitcher gets a free fungo bat, while supplies last.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru)
Or fangoul bat in Bensonhurst.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Governor McAuliffe at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (n7oYy)
"When does she next pose in a men's magazine in a little black dress to prove what a serious journalist she is again?"
Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler ........ XHamster, the progression once the news thing dries up.
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (s5o+q)
Does not seem anyone has scored really big since blowing the whistle at Fox.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Bruce at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (8ikIW)
Or an horse.
Posted by: Muldoon
You wanted an horse.
You'd settle for an pony.
You'll get an herbivore of indeterminate type.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (LAe3v)
Big sale on at Voles-R-Us.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
How do you look in a low cut dress?
Posted by: Bruce at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (8ikIW)
Like Mona Gorilla of National Lampoon fame.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (mbhDw)
It's still a bit "be-cocked" as dad would've said; not sure what Ace is saying and what he wants quoted.
But this helps.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
*****
No worries. Everyone's done reading the content already.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly
Want to borrow mine?
Posted by: Catherine the Great at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (gC2IV)
MK will beg for, and get, her job back at Fox.
For significantly less in salary, however.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 07:26 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 07:26 PM (0wem/)
"When does she next pose in a men's magazine in a little black dress to prove what a serious journalist she is again?"
Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler ........ XHamster, the progression once the news thing dries up.
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (zOpu5)
Speaking of voles....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw)
It's a perfectly cromulent currency.
It's when they wax everything but a tiny heart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:26 PM (Mouru)
https://theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/megyn-kelly-debate.jpg
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 07:26 PM (tbOMB)
Also, one of my favorite ace lines evah was "and an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August
You should stalk a better class of celebrity.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 07:26 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mike Lindell at August 30, 2017 07:26 PM (8HxgZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 07:26 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (LAe3v)
Hey Mister, you wanna buy an ungulate?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 07:26 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:27 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:27 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 30, 2017 07:27 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:27 PM (2wRtc)
For your most cultured appreciation:
http://tinyurl.com/yc2378gv
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (Mouru)
but honestly i just have no relationship with this hoochie - and it's not just me
i don't think she's important at all to anybody
hey did you know Deborah Norville has her own line of knitting yarn
https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/deborah-norville-yarn
it's a metaphor for something i just know it
Posted by: happyfeet at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (mLfQi)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:27 PM (2wRtc)
Has this been confirmed?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (LuKE7)
Notice that she couldn't do this without resorting to weaselly phrasing.
She said the "people _calling_ themselves antifa" leaving it open that they may not have been _true_ antifa. Maybe a bunch of antifa poseurs."
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The "No True Scumbag" fallacy.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (aaRHB)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (3myMJ)
yeah, I know, capital is not capitol. Works better when told than written.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (ILitO)
Wait, they have those!? Didn't realize it had become such a specialized industry.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 07:29 PM (H8S+R)
https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/deborah-norville-yarn
So does Vanna White I think.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:29 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 07:29 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: an animatronic cashew at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (2wRtc)
I liked that look, though the lip glossed Ilsa She Wolf of the SS look has it's attractions.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (LTHVh)
"When does she next pose in a men's magazine in a little black dress to prove what a serious journalist she is again?"
Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler ........ XHamster, the progression once the news thing dries up.
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (zOpu5)
Speaking of voles....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Won't be Penthouse. It bit the dust a while a go.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (pY+s4)
Once again I step away to pack (going to San Fran) and I come back and now instead of dick size, people want to know how JJ looks in a low cut dress.
Sheesh!!!
Would that be with the pearl choker?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (0tfLf)
07:28 PM (aaRHB)
Hey, no problem, What's-Her-Name already flamed out and we've moved on to open thread.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (ILitO)
Slogan: "All the celebs you love to hate, all on one channel!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (eMKNe)
yeah, I know, capital is not capitol. Works better when told than written.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (ILitO)
A) Caracas
B) Capitol (capitalized) only signifies the Capitol building. Capital of a nation or gelt is spelled thus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (mbhDw)
In Peruvia?
Buck, three ninety eight.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
*****
Oh.
Woo Hoo! I'm rich!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Yankee Fan This Weekend at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (79p/O)
But how long could you listen to him whining about mean dumb conservatives primarying establishment candidates?
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (cAnNx)
Slogan: "All the celebs you love to hate, all on one channel!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (eMKNe)
"Over here, guys!"
- - Randi Rhodes, Al Franken
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Under Fire
Now there is a class act. Vanna White knows she has the best gig in the business. She gets to wear beautiful clothes, smiles and turns letters for a living. The peeps love her.
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (3myMJ)
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Because then you'll get to see Frankie Lindor blast a home run
Posted by: Look! An heifer! at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (xMu63)
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (wAtQb)
Did you take a fall out there? I'm worried about your reactions to perfectly typical and tame behavior around here.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (3myMJ)
MK: "This fine linoleum product is only $19.99, but if you call in the next 15 minutes you can get two for the price of ONE !"
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:32 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (79p/O)
But how long could you listen to him whining about mean dumb conservatives primarying establishment candidates?
Posted by: buzzion
I'd gag him...with my boobs!!!
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:32 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw)
Sorry, JJ. Voles are omnivores.
I see Muldoon riding proudly astride a tapir.
Tapirs-R-Us is open till 9.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2017 07:32 PM (9q7Dl)
Klantifa.
That does it. Ok, good work, everybody. We'll think of some new cover for next year. Special thanks to those who have appeared in each edition of "grassroots, spontaneous" uprisings: Acorn, Occupy Wall Street, Ferguson, Antifa.... the list goes on.
Posted by: George Soros at August 30, 2017 07:32 PM (OBJWS)
She could never replace my beloved blow-up doll of lo these past 15 years, Collette.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 30, 2017 07:32 PM (eMKNe)
Try not to watch it go into the stands.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (LTHVh)
I would have liked her more if she had married into the Redenbacher Family.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (8HxgZ)
Wait, they have those!? Didn't realize it had become such a specialized industry.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 07:29 PM (H8S+R)
Service animals in the Muslim world has a somewhat different meaning....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (mbhDw)
I would have liked her more if she had married into the Redenbacher Family.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (8HxgZ)
Heh, that's wright.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (IqV8l)
I mean, no one has even shit there pants or anything like that...
Goddamnit who let Al Roker in here?
Posted by: NBC at August 30, 2017 07:34 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:34 PM (mbhDw)
Ya know how I know this is the real HQ?
Because Ace wandered off after pressing post and doesn't even know.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (LTHVh)
HEH!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 07:34 PM (jjaLl)
Yes, kind of came out of the blue for me. I did get emails from SP and Sal Army right away which I am fine with because I donate to them after disasters. Really nothing wrong with the Angels' group wanting to raise extra money to help veterans with rebuilding/relocating etc expenses either, it just surprised me a bit because they mostly send care packages to the troops and do things like buying I-pads or talk to text software for injured veterans.
None of them is doing the red cross thing and spending $$$ at FNM and Zuckerberg to advertise for folks to send $10 with a stupid text and then wonder why their cell phone bill is so high next month.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 30, 2017 07:34 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:34 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
So, that's your explanation of why the pages are stuck together?
Posted by: Aviator at August 30, 2017 07:35 PM (/Nite)
304 We'll know Megyn's hit bottom when she ends up unemployed, divorced, and named as Keith Olbermann's new girlfriend.
*****
I can see the ad campaign now: A Place for Dad!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 07:35 PM (0tfLf)
"Won't be Penthouse. It bit the dust a while a go."
Shows how long since I've been to a bookstore magazine rack.
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 07:35 PM (zOpu5)
P.J. O'Rourke: No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:35 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (IqV8l)
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That Politico guy got torched on Twitter...tried to explain, made it worse. What a doofus.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 07:35 PM (VduL8)
Well, it wasn't a hospital waiting room and the dog was very well behaved so I didn't care. He may have been joking somewhat about the "emotional support" and he was obviously somewhat disabled.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:35 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: mpfs,
Clever girl. (ref*)
It's his voice, isn't it?
Posted by: Meremortal
Bingo!
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:35 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (mcI77)
Yup....and it's usually a fat broad who hasn't seen dick in a good, long time. The service animal fills the gap.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 07:36 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Service Animal #53711030 at August 30, 2017 07:36 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: buzzion
I'd gag him...with my boobs!!!
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:32 PM (79p/O)
==========================
go on.....
Posted by: Brit Hume at August 30, 2017 07:36 PM (xMu63)
5. "Calgon, take me awaaaaaay!!!"
4. "Can't I kill myself? Why can't I kill myself?!?"
3. "Tell Rosie if it's still possible we'd love to have her, but it's fucking impossible to find or purchase that much food-grade lard in any one place."
2. "We're running low on Roger Ailes voodoo dolls"
1. (Over phone) "Yes Bob, tell me more about careers at Herbalife!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 07:36 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (iVOAv)
http://tinyurl.com/y9znr2yv
If it is or isn't the Mossad, that guy/gal needs an honorary Moron Membership.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (K2SnJ)
Exactly, I think of them as sending care packages to the troops and Marines overseas. Just seems like a way to cash in on the hurricane BUT, I'm sure they will use the money for Vets there.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (ihmYw)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (Sfs6o)
Phrasing!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (LTHVh)
C'mon, you know. Kowalski!
Posted by: Lisl at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (OAB5z)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (LuKE7)
Tapirs-R-Us is open till 9.
*****
Nice.
Is it true they are fat in the middle and get skinnier toward both ends?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Service Animal #53711030 at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (3myMJ)
That is an historic nitpick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:34 PM (mbhDw)
Hmmm...that would mean...that I'm an historic picker of nits.
Historic.
Eh, it's a legacy.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (9q7Dl)
http://tinyurl.com/y9znr2yv
If it is or isn't the Mossad, that guy/gal needs an honorary Moron Membership.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (K2SnJ)
Genius. Gold-plated corrugated cardboard life membership for sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (mbhDw)
Did you take a fall out there? I'm worried about your reactions to perfectly typical and tame behavior around here.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (3myMJ)
*****
Well, I am going to the VA hospital to have my head examined.
I will chalk this up to the normal tomfoolery.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (0tfLf)
SmegAgain leaves her husband for a torrid affair with Lawrence O'Donnell.
Winds up shooting heroin and smoking crack while ranting about "Trump ruined my life"
Goes on Intervention, final credits read: Meghyn left treatment after three days, whereabouts unknown.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (HgMAr)
Well, sounds like appropriate reading for a San Francisco pregame warm-up.
Posted by: NBC Thinktanker at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (nNKHW)
That's a big part of the problem right there. Democrats and lefty journalists will run cover for Bill Clinton. But Megyn attacked him for the stupid, nonsense bs that the leftists put out. It's like the recent attacks of Romney and McCain on him. Our side really contains some stupid people. They think that by attacking *their own side* they will appear noble and will garner some kind of universal appeal.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 07:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (mvenn)
I don't think so, but they may be able to cut interior threads
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 07:39 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: 13times at August 30, 2017 07:39 PM (WHVu+)
Not all that well.
Posted by: Leopard Seals at August 30, 2017 07:39 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:39 PM (mJ8mX)
Note to self:
Making fun of people hit by a horrible disaster may not be received well.
Posted by: Service Animal #53711030 at August 30, 2017 07:40 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2017 07:40 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (mcI77)
Yup....and it's usually a fat broad who hasn't seen dick in a good, long time. The service animal fills the gap.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
PHRASING!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 07:40 PM (pY+s4)
Well, I've heard of men being lead around by their d** but this was a big guy with very poor eyesight and what looked to be a case of whatever the disease is that causes you to be hunched over. Not lead around by his d****, lead around by a black and white terrier with big ears and soft brown eyes. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:40 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 07:41 PM (KP5rU)
SmegAgain leaves her husband for a torrid affair with
Winds up shooting heroin and smoking crack while ranting about "Trump ruined my life"
Goes on Intervention, final credits read: Meghyn left treatment after three days, whereabouts unknown.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (HgMAr)
Close, fixed it for you!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 07:41 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:41 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: bestie21 at August 30, 2017 07:41 PM (7ouCO)
Posted by: 13times
I believe she was also playing the guitar.
I want to vomit.
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:41 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (mvenn)
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Oooh, no way I'm touching that!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 07:41 PM (xMu63)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: mpfs,
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if the 'ettes can perform this service, i'm sure we could come up with an honorable mention list of
for the children...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: toby the beagle at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (mJ8mX)
I want to vomit.
Posted by: mpfs
"Good morning, starshine!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: MeAgain! at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (HgMAr)
I imagine there's a glory hole involved somewhere in this story.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2017 07:43 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:43 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: bestie21 at August 30, 2017 07:41 PM (7ouCO)
Drink some water, you'll be fine.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:44 PM (3myMJ)
I want to vomit.
Posted by: mpfs
"Good morning, starshine!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve
Next thing you know they will have her in some hellhole in Africa sitting around the campfire reciting poetry and handing out bags of rice.
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:44 PM (79p/O)
of whatever the disease is that causes you to be hunched over.
Possibly ankylosing spondylitis, aka spinal arthritis.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:44 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 07:44 PM (XFue2)
A friend of mine has one. It's just her dog. Surprisingly, gaming a government program is quite easy.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 07:44 PM (zEjuG)
"And now it's time for Megyn's weird exotic disease of the week!..." :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 07:45 PM (eMKNe)
And you Red Sox fans thought Pablo Sandoval's contract was money flushed down the toilet
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 07:45 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 07:45 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:45 PM (mcI77)
"But what kind of message does a fly-in visit from a First Lady in sky-high stilettos send to those suffering the enormous hardship, the devastation of this natural disaster?" the beast grumbled, leaving many to suspect had she not been turned down at the high school prom by the hideous fish-God Dagon her career might have turned out different.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (LTHVh)
*****
I think he used to play for Notre Dame...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (mvenn)
She doesn't realize or she forgot that she gained popularity on Fox News for pretending to be a confrontational conservative, but she gained notoriety on Fake News for being anti-Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (IDvUO)
*You* Red Sox fans?
Aren't we all Red Sox fans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (/qEW2)
Or surrendering West Point to the other side.
How'd (Howe'd?) that work out?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (SRKgf)
I have no way of knowing if he was gaming a government program. Just a nice guy with a nice dog.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 07:47 PM (BO/km)
Surprised they haven't sent her down to Houston to do good works
Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 07:47 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:47 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Under Fire
You've never ridden a bus in Mexico have you?
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:47 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: MeAgain! at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (ANIFC)
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Anything to be a star
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 07:47 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Rose at August 30, 2017 07:47 PM (3N8PC)
I have resolved myself to not being angry this evening.
Watching the Mets game and the Mets are up on Cincy so I probably should turn it off now.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 07:47 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Tuna
"I specifically requested a PINK wetsuit!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 07:48 PM (eMKNe)
Megan burned her conservative viewers, and the progressive hate her so who's going to watch her.
The same 10 people who still read excitable andrew sullivan, who did the same thing.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 07:48 PM (IDvUO)
I gave my love a cherry ...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:43 PM (LTHVh)
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isn't it better to take a cherry from your love?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 07:48 PM (vChNs)
Kreplach-we won't recognize you . But there's always tomorrow. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:48 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 07:48 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (gIRsn)
Red Sox fans are one more reason to detest "Sweet Caroline"
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 07:49 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:49 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 07:49 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 30, 2017 07:49 PM (Tyii7)
One possible cure? She has Michael Moore on her show and goes after him with a machete.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (O5Q3r)
You aren't fooling anyone, you know. You're drinking vodka straight, with a lime waved at it.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Service Animal #53711030 at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (3myMJ)
But all pets are for "emotional support". No one gets a pet because they think it will demoralize them. So the term is kind of redundant. Where's George Carlin when you need him?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (/qEW2)
Aren't we all Red Sox fans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (gIRsn)
*glares*
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: MeAgain! at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Tuna
She doesn't exactly radiate warmth and sympathy
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (79p/O)
It's on youtube and it's absolutely nauseating.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (4ErVI)
Aren't we all Red Sox fans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (gIRsn)
Four words:
Ground ball, right side.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 07:47 PM (9A6UB)
The reason for watching the Mets now is the same for watching a NASCAR race. You're just waiting to see who gets injured.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 07:51 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys
If she radiates anything, it's gamma rays.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:51 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 30, 2017 07:51 PM (Tyii7)
Yup....and it's usually a fat broad who hasn't seen dick in a good, long time. The service animal fills the gap.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 07:36 PM (5VlCp)
Phrasing.
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 07:52 PM (sdi6R)
It is obvious that you've never owned a talking parrot. Mouthy bastards.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:52 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 07:52 PM (O5Q3r)
*****
I think he used to play for Notre Dame...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (mvenn)
Turned out to be a ringer.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 07:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:53 PM (3myMJ)
First thing I thought of, too. Standing room only from Oaxaca to Tapachula with chickens next to my head. And bags of onions. Thankful I wasn't sitting under them.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 07:53 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: Leonardo at August 30, 2017 07:53 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Tuna
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maybe she doesn't have the right shoes
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 07:53 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:53 PM (iVOAv)
No doubt strumming cords and chomping a cigar like Colonel Kilgore and queing steaks with the boys.
Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 07:53 PM (eLttb)
https://twitter.com/RealEagleBites/status/903000052150317056
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX)
His pelvis was shattered, damn it!
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:53 PM (3myMJ)
Who, Buckner?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (Az9eA)
I took "What a nice guy!" brand. Which has left me broke and alone. But hey, I'm nice...
...I need bourbon.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (vChNs)
You aren't fooling anyone, you know. You're drinking vodka straight, with a lime waved at it.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (LAe3v)
****
Too much lime.
One should merely look in the general direction of a line.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (0tfLf)
https://twitter.com/RealEagleBites/status/903000052150317056
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX)
I'd rather stick my yutzik into the flaming molten turd creature with the claws on Star Trek.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)
No. 2 Son had a parrot that mostly lived at his Mom's, but spent considerable time in my apartment.
Destructive little fucker. His only means of exploring his world was by biting it. Furniture, picture frames, key fobs, eyeglasses.
Anything he could get near he'd just chew to death.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Tuna
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maybe she doesn't have the right shoes
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
I told you I wanted the PINK Hunter boots you fucking idiot!!!
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (79p/O)
Every. Single. One.
Google my facts! I DEFY YOU TO GOOGLE MY FACTS!!!
Posted by: Dang, defying people to Google his facts again at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (8b+oT)
I think they mis-spelled "glamping", where the "campfire concierge" comes by around and lights it around dusk. Call the front desk and room s
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (Umfx1)
I cannot drink straight anything anymore.
Sometimes I can manage a good scotch neat but I prefer it with a splash or two of water.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (9A6UB)
Is that not perfect? After my day at work, it sounds perfect.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (pszv/)
Here's a little girl who just arrived. Hi, what's your na GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOES! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? THEY COST MORE THAN THAT HOUSE YOU JUST LEFT YOU LITTLE SHITSTAIN!
Back to you in the studio, Jim.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (gC2IV)
I'll bet Melania would lend her a pair of her spectacular stilletos.
Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (vChNs)
*****
As long as she fits below the seat in front of you and between your legs...which is kind of the idea anyway.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (0tfLf)
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I believe we used to call those bag ladies. They were crazy.
Now they work for the MSM.
/explains a lot, doesn't it?
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (aT+Bx)
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& There, hanging on the door of the car, covered with blood, was a stainless steel hook!
Posted by: MeAgain at August 30, 2017 07:57 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (IDvUO)
Posted by: the horta at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (/tuJf)
Can Google google itself??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (IDvUO)
Did you read the story about the robber in England who broke into a house and reached into a parrot's cage-I guess to take the parrot and sell it. The parrot bit his hand, the robber bled and they caught the thief because of his blood and DNA. Do I guess parrots which bite can sometimes be a good thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (TmojR)
After a few months they would both have their periods at the same time.
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (IDvUO)
J J
WHY U NO WRITE
JIM
Posted by: the horta at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (mJ8mX)
No. I meant the giant steaming turd with Lincoln, Surak, Khaless, Zora and Colonel Green.
And I'll write soon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (mbhDw)
Then she burned her viewers from Fox, who did not like her going after Trump like he owed her money and slept with her daughter. They especially did not like her then shedding the mask and showing herself as a liberal. Being hot only gets you so far.
So the execs will look at this and see that 'conservatives' don't drive ratings, but what was she really conservative about to begin with? Morons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 07:59 PM (K2SnJ)
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and you get an hysterectomy! and you get an hysterectomy! and you get an hysterectomy! and you get an hysterectomy!
Posted by: Grammer Ophrah at August 30, 2017 07:59 PM (vChNs)
gets a pet because they think it will demoralize them. So the term is
kind of redundant. Where's George Carlin when you need him?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (/qEW2)
Adopt a feral kitten. You will never fail to get fear and loathing interspersed with naked demands for food and attention.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 07:59 PM (Gv+zt)
Who's fact-checking the Fact Checkers??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 07:59 PM (IDvUO)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:59 PM (mJ8mX)
https://twitter.com/RealEagleBites/status/903000052150317056
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX)
That link needs a sanity warning.
Remember how I kept saying that Lena Dunham was a 5, because she's average and ordinary looking, but not hideously ugly?
This was what I was referring to.
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 07:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at August 30, 2017 07:59 PM (Umfx1)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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LOOK IT UP!!! RIGHT THERE!!! *points at computer screen with one hand and wipes spittle off computer screen with the other*
Posted by: Dang, defying people to Google his facts again at August 30, 2017 07:59 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 08:00 PM (nNKHW)
Posted by: Henry Lee at August 30, 2017 08:00 PM (c/+wS)
JIM
Posted by: the horta at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (
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I'm female, and I understand this.
Not only that, I laughed.
/so sad...
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:00 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)
Well, there was a molten pizza- but it did not have claws. I think you mean the salt vampire who lured men in and then showed the shaggy hair and the lamprey mouth.
Yes, I am a geek. What of it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: the horta at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (mJ8mX)
Yeah, and he had the flu. And a flat tire on the way to the game. I'd write more but but I had to shut the computer down due to a thunderstorm, there was a hole in the roof already so I went stargazing, I needed to run to the gas station and then get my car from the repair shop, and meanwhile had to stop the basement flooding.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)
How would you know the difference?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (ihmYw)
..............
Did she get poison oak on her bits from peeing in the woods and go full Sharon Stone with a scratching frenzy? No?
Then forget it.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)
Well, there was a molten pizza- but it did not have claws. I think you mean the salt vampire who lured men in and then showed the shaggy hair and the lamprey mouth.
Yes, I am a geek. What of it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (K2SnJ)
NO. See me at 446.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (zSVEm)
Adopt a feral kitten. You will never fail to get fear and loathing interspersed with naked demands for food and attention.
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So feral kittens are straight liberal women over 45 who have never been married who wonder why guys run away from them?
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (CiDqO)
Then forget it.
Posted by: wth
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Itchy is the new sexy.
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (8b+oT)
Yea, Verily.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (fM/oN)
This was what I was referring to.
That terrifying clown is the standard candle of ugly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (XFue2)
Same photographer who shot Bill and Hillary dancing on the beach. Without musical accompaniment.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:03 PM (mbhDw)
Goodnight you moonlight trannies, Rockabye sweet baby Shemp. Deep pinks and blues are the FMPs I choose, Won't you let me go down on my dyke, And rockabye sweet baby Shemp.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 30, 2017 08:03 PM (Tyii7)
It's always a good idea to avoid 1s (and 10s) early in the scoring, because no matter how ugly that initial Lena Dunham is, there is always a triggly puff on deck.
Posted by: wooga at August 30, 2017 08:03 PM (2CTHE)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 08:03 PM (79p/O)
So the execs will look at this and see that 'conservatives' don't drive ratings, but what was she really conservative about to begin with?
Sun Tzu on when you see your enemy making a mistake - let them.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 08:03 PM (TmojR)
Posted by: Yahoo News. Your One Stop Shop For Left Wing Propaganda at August 30, 2017 08:03 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2017 08:04 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Megyn "Zach McAllister is my bitch!" Kelly at August 30, 2017 08:04 PM (xMu63)
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Isn't she the one who molested her younger sister?
As a female, no matter how attractive, rich or nice she might be, that means she's a 0.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:04 PM (aT+Bx)
Jealousy. They would have criticized her had she been wearing Keds. I thought she looked wonderful.
Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 08:04 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Yoda at August 30, 2017 08:04 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: janice 'the molester' lester at August 30, 2017 08:05 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Megyn "Zach McAllister is my bitch!" Kelly at August 30, 2017 08:04 PM (xMu63)
Despite her size, she seems to have disappeared. Then again, I have no cable any more.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:05 PM (mbhDw)
It's on youtube and it's absolutely nauseating.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (4ErVI)
............
They made a campfire inside a Winnebago?
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 08:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (CiDqO)
Oh, I don't care one thing about her... she is not that important, really, except in her own eyes... her smug just got a little tedious... but then again, she is scrawny.. if she ate something, she might be nicer.
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 08:05 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Soothsayer
You cannot have an infinite regress of fact checkers. Therefore you must have at some point a prime unchecked fact checker. That would be us.
Posted by: MSM at August 30, 2017 08:05 PM (/qEW2)
I'd do it more often if I had a whole production crew that would tag along.
"Hey, which one of you dip-sticks is gonna make me some firewood? Chop, chop! Literally!"
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 08:05 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2017 08:05 PM (CiDqO)
Posted by: The Fact Checkers at August 30, 2017 08:06 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (9A6UB)
Go on.
Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2017 08:06 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 08:06 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: wth
How bourgeoisie.
It was probably a Prevost motorhome.
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (79p/O)
This is what I was hoping for with Obama. Still waiting.
Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (aT+Bx)
The kittens tend to not have substance abuse issues.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (Gv+zt)
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And about 16.57 million dollars cheaper.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (2wRtc)
I can see her touting cookware or exercise equipment. Yes, or jewelry.
Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (26wh7)
It's on youtube and it's absolutely nauseating.
Was it the totally believable episode with Hillary in the woods?
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: The Cult at August 30, 2017 08:08 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 08:08 PM (CPk08)
Well, duh, that's our job!
Posted by: The Fact Checkers at August 30, 2017 08:06 PM (pszv/)
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I only check the fatties
Posted by: Chubby Checker at August 30, 2017 08:08 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 08:08 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 08:08 PM (iVOAv)
That would be gold on pay-per-view.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at August 30, 2017 08:08 PM (Umfx1)
I can see her touting cookware or exercise equipment. Yes, or jewelry.
Posted by: ALH
===
Shark Tank
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:08 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Scratchy at August 30, 2017 08:08 PM (ANIFC)
When the city hires private contractors for snow plowing, city employees are tasked to monitor them. They are called the Watchers.
The Watchers have supervisors, whose job it it to watch the Watchers watching the snowplow drivers.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 08:09 PM (IDvUO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 08:09 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 08:09 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw)
Ahh, the whateveritwas. My apologies. It is hard to keep the monsters straight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (K2SnJ)
I'm fairly sure it started in Lexington, Massachusetts.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (nNKHW)
It's on youtube and it's absolutely nauseating.
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This week on Sasquatch Hunters join me in...
Posted by: MeAgain at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (XFue2)
are tasked to monitor them. They are called the Watchers.
The Watchers have supervisors, whose job it it to watch the Watchers watching the snowplow drivers.
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This has a lot of potential.
Posted by: M. Night S, a director of some note at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (aT+Bx)
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Scary. And what look is she going for? Is that supposed to be geisha makeup?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (OVUYQ)
Megan is really just a better looking, thinner Hillary???
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 08:06 PM (3myMJ)
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aren't we all?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (vChNs)
Let no Watching go Unwatched!
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (pszv/)
I can see her touting cookware or exercise equipment. Yes, or jewelry.
Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (26wh7)
Oddly, I have had that thought in my head for a few weeks now. Jewelry or maybe hair products.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (3myMJ)
Exactly. Normal people would assume she'd change her shoes before visiting a flood area.
Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (8b+oT)
Tough day for the pinstripes.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (2wRtc)
This made me LOL and I'm not quite sure why.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 08:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 08:12 PM (pPKG5)
233 Seriously, why are these news readers paid millions
of dollars? They really are a dime a dozen. There is no discernible
talent that can be measured. They read from a script, nothing is
spontaneous. They could get a robot to do the job.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (LuKE7)
You know, there are a lot of actors who would jump at a gig like that, 6 month stints, decent pay, face time and acting chops, all they have to do is read off a teleprompter and make it sound chirpy and spontaneous.
Get one who can fake an accent and you have a real winner.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (Gv+zt)
Yeah, whadda YOU know?
Posted by: Andrea Thompson at August 30, 2017 08:12 PM (iFZVz)
>>The Watchers have supervisors, whose job it it to watch the Watchers watching the snowplow drivers.
Sounds efficient.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 08:12 PM (8HxgZ)
I like Laura Ingraham, but I'm not really sure the Free Speech Movement started in Berkeley.
I'm fairly sure it started in Lexington, Massachusetts.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent
Started when they got kicked out of the Garden of Eden.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 08:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (vChNs)
*googles 'uninhabited islands'*
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (mbhDw)
The Lincoln looked like they pulled one of the robots from the Disney World Hall of Presidents.
Surak looked like Ashton Kutcher with a bad Beatles haircut. Not exactly someone you want to go to war with.
Kahless looked about as animate as a Klingon action figure.
Colonel Green looked like a grown up version of Eddie Munster
The scariest was definitely Zora, but only because she looked like what you'd get if Eleanor Roosevelt showered with Rogaine.
When your chief antagonist literally looks like a giant pile of steaming shit, the writers and producers are just phoning it in at that point.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Billy Joel at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (Mouru)
I remember the salt monster. And her husband abetting her. But now, dang you, I can't remember how it ended. Did they find a salt planet or something?
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (2KqaE)
The city of Boston makes their snowplow drivers carry a gps transponder.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 08:14 PM (IDvUO)
Posted by: Insomniac
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She would be all lawyerly and making incredibly well-researched points and arguments and I would just massage her neck and grunt affirmatively.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:14 PM (2wRtc)
https://twitter.com/RealEagleBites/status/903000052150317056
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX)
Holy shit. That's a war crime, what you just did.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 08:14 PM (CPk08)
I've seen bail out of a tiny car at the circus.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 08:14 PM (O5Q3r)
Back in the good ol' days, you could sleep while snowplowing. Or, do side work. Or, both.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 08:14 PM (IDvUO)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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In their bottoms.
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 08:14 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2017 08:15 PM (26wh7)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:14 PM (2wRtc)
Man, that's smooth.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 08:15 PM (Mouru)
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why HAVE free speech WHEN YOU can charge $750 A (hic) head?
Posted by: Hilary Rodham at August 30, 2017 08:15 PM (vChNs)
For the record, I never cared for Megyn Kelly. When everyone was fawning all over her, I was holding out for PAB, especially after seeing her Redeye intros. Now that I got rid of my cable, I rarely even see her.
Posted by: Bill R. at August 30, 2017 08:16 PM (IuYIh)
*thud!*
Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 08:16 PM (fM/oN)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (2KqaE)
If I remember right they both got whacked.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 08:16 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:17 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Cicero
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Yeah. I am really good at fantasizing.
"Well , good evening Ms. Remini. Massage?"
" What do you think Laura? Does Leah deserve a massage?"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:17 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 08:17 PM (Gv+zt)
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ya know, having an monster that can morph into any hot babe and only wants salt sounds like an pretty good deal...
hey baby, you know what else tastes salty...
Posted by: Hilary Rodham at August 30, 2017 08:18 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 30, 2017 08:18 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (3i2nH)
Okay, you made me laugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)
Whoa!
Ace would love this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JCoMYpiA0
This is the most bizarre music vid you'll ever see. It's all kinds of messed up.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 08:18 PM (IDvUO)
Whatever happened to Jennifer Eccleston? Man, she was a dish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:19 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut
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She looks like someone shit a bunch of Skittles and it suddenly insisted upon itself.
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 08:20 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 08:20 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 08:20 PM (IDvUO)
Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (q177U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (TmojR)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (TmojR)
Oom-Barf.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bill O'reilly at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (uE80e)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)
I like Laura Ingraham, but I'm not really sure the Free Speech Movement started in Berkeley.
I'm fairly sure it started in Lexington, Massachusetts.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent
Started when they got kicked out of the Garden of Eden.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 08:12 PM (IqV8l)
Bitch set me up!
Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (2KqaE)
IIRC, she ate the husband *rimshot* then got shot down like a scurvy dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (K2SnJ)
Now on NBC
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 07:49 PM (BO/km)
Next up: reverse mortgage and catheter commercials.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (TmojR)
Oom-Barf.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)
Hanson has actually become decent.
https://youtu.be/56VPiS8dPDE
https://youtu.be/TmG0DqhfDbY
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 08:23 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at August 30, 2017 08:23 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 08:23 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (2KqaE)
No, remember that it was a shape shifter and looked like McCoy's old girlfriend. Spock tried beating the shit out of "Nancy" to prove to Bones that it's probably not a good idea to look up old girlfriends.
After "Nancy" sends Spock flying with a casual slap, it finally occurs to Bones that even if this was "Nancy" she'd be a bitch to deal with when he came home late from the bar. Finally phasered "Nancy" before she put Kirk on a permanent low sodium diet.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 08:23 PM (3i2nH)
Okay, maybe just one lemon.
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 08:24 PM (8b+oT)
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that's what you get when you drink the vodka gimlet without the lime
Posted by: Hilary Rodham at August 30, 2017 08:25 PM (vChNs)
If Megyn plays her cards right, she can slide into Sally Struthers gig doing commercials about home learning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:25 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 08:25 PM (TmojR)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:26 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop
She had her hand against Kirk's face (in her human form). Kirk was screaming in agony. Then Spock showed up and shot her with his phaser. She reverted back to her monster form and died.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:26 PM (/qEW2)
Sounds like George Michael in the early 1990s. Which is a good thing.
A great thing would be Primal Scream in the early 1990s . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:26 PM (6FqZa)
Now on NBC
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (pPKG5)
Dude, that is some sort of perv stalker site. Yikes!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:26 PM (mbhDw)
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She's-a tasty meat-a-ball
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:26 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Hey kid, you gonna eat that? *eats that*
Posted by: Sally Struthers finishing the kid's meal at August 30, 2017 08:27 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:26 PM (/qEW2)
Michelle Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)
Sounds like George Michael in the early 1990s. Which is a good thing.
A great thing would be Primal Scream in the early 1990s . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:26 PM (6FqZa)
Can't go wrong with a Blues Brothers tribute video with Weird Al in the background.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 08:27 PM (cAnNx)
I don't know what's up, but something is.
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2017 08:27 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (U
4 games vs Boston coming up, too!
Posted by: Only after the first date! at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (fZlu3)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Bill O'reilly at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (uE80e)
Posted by: buzzsaw90
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The lizard guy. Second place goes to the buttheads.
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (vChNs)
Mugatu and Gorn are HQ faves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Hilary! at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)
She was very cute. Her twitter page says she's a foreign correspondent with ABC but don't check it out, you'll be disappointed
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (auHtY)
The Borg obviously, duh. Took me about a millisecond to think that up
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf)
catheter?....The mind reels.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (q177U)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)
Clint Howard. Definitely not an oil painting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 30, 2017 08:30 PM (T71PA)
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Space hippies!
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 30, 2017 08:30 PM (T71PA)
Herbert! Herbert!
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 08:30 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Scratchy at August 30, 2017 08:30 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (6FqZa)
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(spoiler alert)
Decker dying really spooked me as a kid
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (IDvUO)
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Leonardo at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (vChNs)
Not Charlie X, he was just annoying.
Old school Borg? Before they personalized them they were perfect commie, faceless scum.
I always liked the vampire cloud from Obsession. It is not a great monster, just a good vehicle for character development.
Then there is the burnt Bugle corn snack- Eater of Worlds!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (K2SnJ)
Or something like that.
Posted by: ESPN HR Counsel at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 30, 2017 08:30 PM (T71PA)
I only wished more had died.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (ANIFC)
Landru. Mary.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (JyFLk)
I can see her touting cookware or exercise equipment. Yes, or jewelry.
Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (26wh7)
Oddly, I have had that thought in my head for a few weeks now. Jewelry or maybe hair products.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (CPk0
The obvious thing would be Period Panties. For those busy days for gals on the go who have blood coming out of their...wherever.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (2NqXo)
--
Star Trek writers, the day after Thanksgiving:
Writer 1: We need to write something.
Writer 2: I got nothing
Writer 3: Sigh. My wife made me make a cornucopia centerpiece and then as soon as company left, she threw it out.
Writer 1: A cornucopia?
Writer 3: Yeah, it looks like a big oil funnel filled with fruit
Writer 2: Wait a minute... I can do something with that..
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (/qEW2)
What about the flying pancakes that took over people by slapping on their backs?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (LTHVh)
The Space Nazis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)
The Washington Examiner reporter is an ahistorical fool.
The Communists in the Republican government during the middle phase of the Spanish Civil war were using Antifa slogans to isolate and exclude the Anarchist elements prior to widespread purging and jailing them in 1937. It was a ploy to identify the Anarchists as in league with the Nationalist who were supposedly getting massive support from the Italian Fascists -- in fact were accused of engineering influxes of brigades of Italian soldiers to undermine the Republic, or at least undermine the Communists who were getting funding and arms from the Russians.
browsing lightly, it looks like the term went further back, but it was mostly focused against the Italians, not so much the Germans.
You know, the Italians, the people who invented fascism?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 08:34 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 30, 2017 08:34 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Dang, just trying to stir things up at August 30, 2017 08:34 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)
As a show biz professional, I can confirm that your depiction is essentially quite accurate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (K2SnJ)
I liked the doomsday machine episode.
They ruined the Borg.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (uE80e)
The Horta.
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)
Oddly enough, horta is a bitter green vegetable that is a staple in Greek cuisine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)
If not, maybe the mind-control earworms from ST II.
Though not a great film, the entity pretending to be God in ST V was prety solid. As was V-ger in ST I, if one considers an AI to be a monster.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (/qEW2)
Well.... they do steal your Manly essences!
Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (NgKpN)
Drill Thrall Leader was kind of menacing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (vChNs)
The Space Nazis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)
That was actually an interesting episode. The guy who set the thing up argues that Nazism was one of the strongest political philosophies of old earth. Spock supports the idea. Then Kirk points out that DEHUMANIZATION AND REPRESSION ARE INHERENT PARTS OF THIS SYSTEM (and socialism in general.)
It was a great episode that got to the heart of the matter, back when we knew who the real enemies were.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (K2SnJ)
Flying pancakes. LOL. I sort of thought they looked like stingrays but maybe your description is better.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (J70i0)
Sorry. Swedish tennis player. Script fail.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (rjrh3)
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but the future will have Brawndo!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (uE80e)
Han Sulo?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)
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OMG.
Then we, and by we I mean "women", were completely and utterly responsible for Ace's Horrible Hydration Hospitalization!
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Feminist at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (Sfs6o)
It was a great episode that got to the heart of the matter, back when we knew who the real enemies were.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (K2SnJ)
Actually, I am trying to formulate a post about how Gorgo the Friendly Angel mirrors today's academia.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:38 PM (2wRtc)
an hugely dangerous child
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (vChNs)
Nomad was essentially a test run for V'ger.
One could argue 'Time' from City on the Edge of Forever. Great episode.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:38 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 08:38 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:38 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:39 PM (vChNs)
on the go who have blood coming out of their...wherever.
Hilarious!!
Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 08:39 PM (uE80e)
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They were...bad. So, so baaaaaad.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (mQ0Mc)
Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 08:39 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 08:39 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)
Costumes so bad they were good.
Although with the Mugato I didn't notice much since I was very focused on Nancy Kovacs' very ample cleavage in that mohair halter top and her fantastic ass in those skintight leather pants.
The Gorn looked like he should have stomped on a scale model of Tokyo as a warmup. The sight of Sulu running in a blind panic would have made it perfect. I got a kick out of Kirk chucking a boulder at the Gorn and it had all the stopping effect of a wad of Jello. The Gorn then picks up a boulder the size of a Buick and sails it like a Jay Cutler Hail Mary pass, but fortunately for Kirk it was just as accurate.
For a laugh, see the Shatner rematch with The Gorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hnBp7x2QAE&t=7s
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 08:39 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (6Ll1u)
==
is he a nice guy?
I likje his Odd Thomas series
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 30, 2017 08:40 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (J+eG2)
Sure I'm late. That's never stopped me before.
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9XbO1RsP5s
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2017 08:40 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: shibumi
If that were remade today they'd be space antifa.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:40 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: YTown Guy at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (b0UWr)
an hugely dangerous child
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (vChNs)
In many ways, that's the story of the Left.
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (vChNs)
Then there is the burnt Bugle corn snack- Eater of Worlds!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (K2SnJ)
I used to love Bugles when I was a kid.
I swear they used an actual Bugle for that episode.
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (nNKHW)
Or something like that.
Posted by: ESPN HR Counsel at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (JyFLk)
Wrong thinking will be punished. Right thinking will be just as quickly rewarded, until it turns into wrong thinking, in accordance with the current needs of the Party, comrade!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 08:42 PM (gwPgz)
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LOL.
In my imagination, Writer 3 has to call home and have his wife retrieve the cornucopia, which was actually a paper mache project done by their kid, from the garbage. She then has to drive it over to the studio, and hand to it him; he passes it off to the props department, who are tasked with "making it look like some sort of giant space weapon."
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:42 PM (aT+Bx)
A Klingon playwright did once write an opera about the Great Tribble Hunt.
He was stripped of his lands and titles, and ritually suffocated, by Tribble.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:42 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Feminist at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (J70i0)
THIS is why Trump signed the No Trannies in Combat EO
Besides, I never got to find out what it was like to fuck myself
Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 08:42 PM (3i2nH)
Then there is the burnt Bugle corn snack- Eater of Worlds!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (K2SnJ)
I used to love Bugles when I was a kid.
I swear they used an actual Bugle for that episode.
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
Wasn't a cereal shaped like Bugles? Quisp or Quake maybe?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 30, 2017 08:42 PM (hMwEB)
"If we ever get a Republican-controlled Congress"
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (nNKHW)
Heh, that's very good
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 08:43 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 08:43 PM (eLttb)
Posted by: kbdabear
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Arrrrgh. Now I have to try to forget that image.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 08:43 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (IUFR3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw
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FIFY
Posted by: Lokai at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (rjrh3)
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That was on a few months ago.
I watched it in abject horror as I realize that crazy body stealing woman was the 1960's version of several angry and bitter aging uber liberal women I know.
Kind of scary.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (aT+Bx)
On Aug. 30, 1997, the Comets defeated the Liberty 65-51 in the league's inaugural championship.
Posted by: ESPN - Sports You Care About! at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (pszv/)
or people that have lost jobs over this whole hearted attempt by the left to wack everyone with different thoughts?
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: MAGA at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (Tyk2V)
Jojo Krako
Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 08:43 PM (eLttb)
Bela Oxmyx.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (iVOAv)
On Aug. 30, 1997, the Comets defeated the Liberty 65-51 in the league's inaugural championship.
Posted by: ESPN - Sports You Care About! at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (pszv/)
Was that in basketball or scissoring?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 08:45 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 30, 2017 08:45 PM (pszv/)
Yangs and Comms.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)
TOS did that a lot. One could argue the Landru episode (whose name escapes me atm) was also about the mindless, shuffling hordes.
"Not of the body."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 08:43 PM (eLttb)
Bela Oxmyx.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)
Mojo Jojo
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (T71PA)
Flying pancakes. LOL. I sort of thought they looked like stingrays but maybe your description is better.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
That's not a stingray.
THIS is a stingray.
Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (IqV8l)
"My Thummer of Yeth"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51gCk7M3Zgo
I'm dumber now. I only watched about 45 seconds of it. In 3 separate pieces. And I'm dumber now.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (CPk08)
Then there is the burnt Bugle corn snack- Eater of Worlds!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (K2SnJ)
I used to love Bugles when I was a kid.
I swear they used an actual Bugle for that episode.
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
They put twenty coats of paint on an old wind sock to make it look like a bugle.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (IWbvi)
https://goo.gl/images/1UxrMb
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (vChNs)
Charlie was Anthony Freemont as a teenaged geek.
Kirk says to the Ghost Head who was taking Charlie back; "He belongs with his own kind", but Ghost Head read Kirk's eyes which said "GET THIS FUCKING PSYCHOTIC DORK OFF MY SHIP!!!!"
Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (3i2nH)
Kinda like George Soros.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 08:47 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)
TOS did that a lot. One could argue the Landru episode (whose name escapes me atm) was also about the mindless, shuffling hordes.
"Not of the body."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (K2SnJ)
Return of the Archons. Jeez, I actually remember that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (2wRtc)
Wasn't a cereal shaped like Bugles? Quisp or Quake maybe?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)
According to Wikipedia:
"Quisp is a baked paste of corn meal and syrup shaped like saucers. The taste is similar to fellow Quaker Oats cereal, Cap'n Crunch. Quake cereal was produced by the same process and ingredients, but shaped like the letter Q."
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Library Hat at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (GYQk6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (LTHVh)
I watched it in abject horror as I realize that crazy body stealing woman was the 1960's version of several angry and bitter aging uber liberal women I know.
Kind of scary.
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So Kirk road-tested herself before switching back, right?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (XFue2)
I think both "a historic" and "an historic" are equally acceptable. The "h" is just a weird sort of half-consonant, semi-pseudo-guttural thing - not to mention the different ways people generally pronounce it, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 08:50 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (/qEW2)
Rock! Protect!
THAT was the equation!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)
Yangs and Comms.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:45 PM (mbhDw)
"INg PLag neesta"
"You have slurred the intent like you have slurred the words! More powerful and beautiful words than had ever been spoken before or since:
"We the People..."
I got a thrill the first time I watched that episode as a kid. Yep, I was a lost cause to the left from the start.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:50 PM (K2SnJ)
I watched it in abject horror as I realize that crazy body stealing woman was the 1960's version of several angry and bitter aging uber liberal women I know.
Kind of scary.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (aT+Bx)
Recently, I hear or see something from the past and I think, that would never get made today.
Heard Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" and chuckled with the line of "I am a man who will fight for your honor. I'll be the hero you've been dreaming of." The vapors it would cause today.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:50 PM (J70i0)
Heh
Looks more like a kiss up
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 08:51 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 08:51 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 08:50 PM (3i2nH)
I liked him in "My World, and Welcome To It." Mostly because I had kind of a crush on Lisa Gerritsen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (XFue2)
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By observing the number of times the little man in the boat falls overboard.
Posted by: GOULD at August 30, 2017 08:51 PM (rKQnr)
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:50 PM (J70i0)
The remake is "The Glory of Hole."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (mbhDw)
That's the secret to good First Series Trek - find a bigger ham than the Shat.
Ricardo Montalban, Christopher Plummer . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (6FqZa)
*****
Rogaine? The dude from Nirvana?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: The Library Hat at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (GYQk6)
Duchess of the Felines
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: The Library Hat at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (GYQk6)
So, high school replayed on an island.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (J70i0)
https://goo.gl/images/1UxrMb
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (2wRtc)
Nancy Kovack was beautiful. Another beautiful actress who did a lot of TV shows in the mid-60s was Diane McBain
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Zombie Leonard Nimoy at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (mbhDw)
In many ways the story of Obama
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:53 PM (aT+Bx)
www.pinterest.com/kevinburns186/women-of-star-trek-tos/
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 08:53 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 08:53 PM (cct0t)
Speaking of Star Trek, "What's On Your Mind" by Information Society just popped up on the play list.
"Pure energy...."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 08:53 PM (IWbvi)
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I always wondered what happened to lil' Bess Lindstrom. She just left the biz altogether, I guess.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 08:54 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 08:54 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:54 PM (6FqZa)
STARZ has been running Galaxy Quest a lot lately. I still find it entertaining. Tim Allen gets back to the ship and Alan Rickman (rolls his eyes) Oh, I see you've managed to lose your shirt again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 08:55 PM (auHtY)
I always wondered what happened to lil' Bess Lindstrom. She just left the biz altogether, I guess.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 08:54 PM (mQ0Mc)
That's what it says on IMDB. Married up in the Bay area and in real estate biz.
*sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:54 PM (6FqZa)
The thing was in TOS Shatner did not seem that hammy. The character was well written, so he came across as a passionate leader. It was contrasted by Spock and McCoy (and lets not forget the walls that Deforest Kelly picked out of his teeth in the old days.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:55 PM (K2SnJ)
Tucker is going to have an increasingly difficult time finding committed, excitable idiots as guests for the show.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:56 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 08:56 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:56 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:56 PM (/qEW2)
Looks more like a kiss up
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 08:51 PM (ZTRlp)
You're too refined to say "brown-nosing", huh
Seriously, I have had questions about the prper indefinite article to use with certain "h" words. Frankly, they both sound incorrect. I think that we need to get rid of the "h" or ... add a new indefinite article for it - "ax"!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 08:57 PM (rZ+mb)
****
Will they cast Frodo as a female, or have a new character equivalent?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 08:57 PM (mvenn)
Common core math on Tucker, except they don't call it common core.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
They have to change the name every ten years or so.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 08:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:56 PM (J70i0)
Nice bod, though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 30, 2017 08:58 PM (knKQ1)
The boys use the larger and heavier NBA basketball, too, which is not going to help the women.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 30, 2017 08:58 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 08:55 PM (auHtY)
Great movie. Obvious he was just harassing Allen's character because he cracks a big grin immediately after it.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:59 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
They have to change the name every ten years or so.
Like Global Warming.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 08:59 PM (O5Q3r)
In the words of Dr. McCoy, "the thread's dead, Jim."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:59 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 30, 2017 08:59 PM (knKQ1)
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Yeah, Space Hippies always annoyed me. And 1/2 black, 1/2 white Frank Gorshin.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:59 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 09:00 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 08:47 PM (5VlCp)
The funny thing now is that robot Balok looks like that old guy puppet on The Muppets who insulted the acts from the balcony.
Here's Clint Howard reprising "Balok" on a Comedy Channel roast of The Shat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2cdXv93cRY
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:00 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Common Core ... the method of teaching math thought up by people who scored 400s on the math section of the SATs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:00 PM (rZ+mb)
That actually could be kind of interesting, if they go into the whole "Mean Girls" dynamic.
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Another gorgeous actress on Star Trek was Sheri Jackson.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (auHtY)
The quote is fake but accurate.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (CSMDm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:55 PM (K2SnJ)
Shatner liked to speak dramatically. But yeah his character was much more rounded than what JJ-Trek created. Meyer talks on the TWOK commentary about how he would have Shatner do a scene repeatedly until Shatner wore down and wasn't punctuating every word.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 09:02 PM (J70i0)
Must come from British. 'H' is a little lighter, maybe because of all our French words, and it's not even there in Cockney. "'ose 'ouse is 'at one?!"
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 09:02 PM (kuiuS)
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Yeah, Space Hippies always annoyed me. And 1/2 black, 1/2 white Frank Gorshin.
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Isn't that funny? I love the Original Star Trek series. Even own them all on DVD. But I can hardly get through The Empath, don't like the Frank Gorshin episode and Space Hippies is just surreal in its awfulness.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 09:02 PM (mQ0Mc)
Another gorgeous actress on Star Trek was Sheri Jackson.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (auHtY)
Hell, yes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 09:02 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer
So, he can do more interviews with Steyn.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 09:03 PM (/qEW2)
Hey! That's The Book!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (LTHVh)
I loved it when Spock told Oxmyx to go home and get his fuckin' shine box.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:03 PM (3i2nH)
Vedek/Kai Wyn from Deep Space Nine.
Fake religious zealot that actually is only interested in gaining power for herself, and eventually voluntarily chooses to follow her religion's version of Satan, again for her own personal power.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 09:03 PM (cAnNx)
Three Men and a Baby.....
It is so 80s and dated-the music, plot, hairdos, chest hair (Selleck, yum) and would never, ever get made today
These days, they would be a polygamous gay black-hispanic-manbun SJW three person 'marriage'....the baby would be genderless, like baby X....the mom would also be a transgendering man......or it was a sperm bank pregnancy....
Posted by: Goldilocks at August 30, 2017 09:03 PM (zz1sH)
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:59 PM (aT+Bx)
Anytime TOS got overtly political, the episode was horrible.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 09:03 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (/ZEVC)
Named after Hugh?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Dems at August 30, 2017 09:04 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 09:04 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (/qEW2)
I needed a cold sonic shower after seeing "Andrea" in that dress with the sideboobage
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:04 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 09:04 PM (CSMDm)
I loved it when Spock told Oxmyx to go home and get his fuckin' shine box.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:03 PM (3i2nH)
"The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man. And if you don't come across with what I want, you're gonna be cooperating."
"Listen pally, this can either be a taxi or a hearse."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 09:04 PM (mbhDw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2cdXv93cRY
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:00 PM (3i2nH)
Thanks KBear! That Clint was an ugly bastard then and he is an ugly bastard now.
Same teeth and laugh.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 09:05 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 09:05 PM (XFue2)
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She definitely stands out as one of the most beautiful on the series (and there were many).
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 09:05 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 09:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dems at August 30, 2017 09:04 PM (/ZEVC)
We have to support them before we can know what they'll do.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 09:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:56 PM (J70i0)
Spock's Brain is so bad it comes around to being funny.
The Space Hippies are horrible. Cannot even stand to watch it.
I actually kind of hate the Squire of Gothos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 09:06 PM (K2SnJ)
Another bad Star Trek episode was when Kirk was an Injun. Kirok.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 09:06 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 09:05 PM (sdi6R)
YES. Where the planet is run by teenagers who grow younger.
Also a parable for our times like Gorgo the Friendly Angel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 09:06 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM
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Gaaak.
This is truly a terrible disaster.
Prayers for all.
Please keep us posted, if you can.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2017 09:06 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:03 PM (3i2nH)
"I'd reminds yaas to keeps dialing, Oxmyx." said completely deadpan by Spock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 09:07 PM (K2SnJ)
Fancy heaters!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 09:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Common Core ... the method of teaching math thought up by people who scored 400s on the math section of the SATs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:00 PM (rZ+mb)
After my kids went through that shit I swear the textbooks were written by people who scored 400 on math trying their befuddled best to translate how people who scored 800 explained it to them.
They force kids to learn 'alternate' ways to do addition and multiplication that are tricks, techniques, and shortcuts used by people who grok math for certain types of problems.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 09:08 PM (IWbvi)
Shit. Keep us updated. Thinking of you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 09:09 PM (CSMDm)
And I loved it when Spock said to McCoy; "Doctor, what an ugly thing to say! I abhor ugliness. Does that mean we're not friends anymore?"
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:09 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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We have to see what they will destroy before we make any judgement.
Posted by: Dems at August 30, 2017 09:09 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
With the tongue, if you are a fully trained and certified Scissoring Referee.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 09:10 PM (fM/oN)
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Yeah.
At times, it seems like the needed to do "planet" based stories that were similar to earth and they ran out of ideas.
"1920's Chicago"
"Nazis"
"Indians"
That Star Trek Movie with the whales.
There's probably more.
/did not mention Joan Collins episode, since that one was quite good.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 09:10 PM (aT+Bx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2cdXv93cRY
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OMG, that is hilarious.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 09:10 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:10 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 09:10 PM (aT+Bx)
She also got a lot of the vaseline on the lens treatment.
Damn fine episode though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 09:11 PM (K2SnJ)
Eric Bolling.
Trapped in a world not of sight or sound. But of mind.
They control the horizontal . They control the vertical.
There's a signpost up ahead, you are entering the No Spin Zone.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 09:11 PM (2wRtc)
By the way, those paychecks are still good.
Posted by: Dems at August 30, 2017 09:12 PM (OBJWS)
>>>Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 09:10 PM (aT+Bx)
She also got a lot of the vaseline on the lens treatment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 09:11 PM (K2SnJ)
But that wasn't intentional.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:12 PM (rZ+mb)
- The DemonRats, Writin' History.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 09:12 PM (fM/oN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:13 PM (e9G8E)
... and those will be the days worth living for.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:14 PM (fiGNd)
I was taught that this is the proper usage.
Nannynanny booboo however is not grammatically correct.
Posted by: Daybrother at August 30, 2017 09:14 PM (9vsic)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 09:11 PM (K2SnJ)
The production team had some left over from that episode where a shirtless Sulu goes nuts chasing everybody with a foil.
Sulu looked like he showered in Vaseline. Which everybody suspected he did.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:16 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 09:16 PM (OBJWS)
They force kids to learn 'alternate' ways to do addition and multiplication that are tricks, techniques, and shortcuts used by people who grok math for certain types of problems.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 09:08 PM (IWbvi)
We're both probably being overly generous with the 400 estimate. Education majors are the dumbest people in the university. They are even dumber than the sociology majors, which is pretty friggin dumb.
My nephew has been getting this common core shit. I've told him that his teachers were a bunch of retards who couldn't count to twelve with their shoes on but he thinks they are geniuses. Meanwhile, he was never forced to learn multiplication tables by rote and, basically, can't do shit in math. It's embarrassing. I tried to give him some private classes but he refused to do anything they weren't doing in that shit public school of his so I finally just gave up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:17 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Patrick C Carroll at August 30, 2017 09:17 PM (1zS3A)
Posted by: Common Core Comrades at August 30, 2017 09:19 PM (OBJWS)
"The Memoirs of a Starship Captain"
http://memoirsofastarshipcaptain.blogspot.com/2010/
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:19 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2017 09:20 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Common Core Comrades at August 30, 2017 09:19 PM (OBJWS)
Fuck you!!!
Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at August 30, 2017 09:20 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:53 PM (aT+Bx)
A little song about William Shatner
https://youtu.be/zeU8Hlk3970
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 09:20 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 09:20 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 09:21 PM (cct0t)
and it turns out america already fell in love with her, too, as she was a host on good morning america, which i didn't know because i never watch gma.
apparently she had an affair with some news guy, her husband found out, a big scandal & divorce followed, which, again, i knew nothing about as i'd never known she existed. but i do now!
lara spencer... my "it" girl!.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 30, 2017 09:21 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (0OmEj)
Sure. To her husband, with a monster strap on.
Posted by: Keith at August 30, 2017 09:21 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Frank Gorshin at August 30, 2017 09:21 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 09:22 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 09:05 PM (XFue2)
He can console himself with a $6 bottle of beer from the airport.
Posted by: the guy across the street at August 30, 2017 09:22 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: The Postfix Hat at August 30, 2017 09:23 PM (GYQk6)
Also, a conservative friend of mine at FB says Lahren is even more of a terror to work with than Megyn Kelly.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:17 PM (rZ+mb)
Not to pick a fight with you ... by no means ... I just beg to differ. Not on the notion that public schools suck. Most do. I teach and do much, much more homework that I ever intended or wanted.
But I did not insist my kids memorize tables. I think it's a waste of time. If one's to move onto Algebra - it's counter-productive, in my humble opinion.
One must learn to count. Forward and backward. Then by multiples. By twos. Then threes. Then by intervals at random. Under stress - by me loudly insisting.
Then one can multiply by counting forward by groups with any set of numbers. Or divide by counting backward, as long as I set up a fraction without remainder.
I simply do not see how those basic functions can be memorized for Algebra ... because how in the fuck does anyone memorize tables for 3A - .5A = 5 ?
One must understand how the numbers FLOW. How they work - fluidly. How they interact.
IMHO.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:24 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 09:26 PM (aT+Bx)
I thought Yeoman Rand might buy that excuse a second time but she somehow found Scotty before he was on his 10th Dewars and water and got him to reprogram the lock on the door.
Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 09:26 PM (3i2nH)
IMHO."
Or just hit the = button
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 09:27 PM (J+eG2)
Can't get to the other McCain on the iPad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 09:22 PM (ZTRlp)
It won't open on Safari for me, either!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:27 PM (e9G8E)
... once they get into factorialization, which is the basis of all fractional reduction in Algebra ... how the hell is one expected to do that after memorizing 5x3=15 ?
Without understanding that it's just 5+5+5 ?
Now I'll stop. I'm getting a little Aspy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:27 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 09:27 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (eMKNe)
We listened to records in the fourth grade that made it effortless.
"Two times two is four (BA-DUMP-DUMP)"
"Two times three is six (BA-DUMP-DUMP)"
Do they not do that any more?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: John Kerry at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:29 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation
What does RPN use? I know it's "." in Forth, but it could just as well be "=".
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 09:30 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:29 PM (e9G8E)
Jethro is real good at his gozintas
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 09:31 PM (auHtY)
--
How long has Trader Joes been around?
Star Trek? 1967
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 09:31 PM (aT+Bx)
Now I'll stop. I'm getting a little Aspy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:27 PM (fiGNd)
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The tables are helpful for multiplying in a timely manor. Imagine a Common Core kid trying to answer 32x64=x. Their heads would explode.
Posted by: GOULD at August 30, 2017 09:31 PM (rKQnr)
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After I had been out of school for about five years, I decide to go to grad school. Local university was offering a GRE refresher, and so I signed up.
Damn near the entire class was graduating Education majors. I was at least surprised. I mean hell, I'd been out of school for years, and a refresher made sense, but these people were just finishing up.
I know that we have teachers among us, so I'll except current company, but that was the least educated group of people I have encountered in educated company. It was...appalling.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 09:31 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 09:32 PM (6FqZa)
Before that (1958-1967), it was known as Pronto Market.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:32 PM (eMKNe)
Yes, it's all math so the end result will be the same, but in day to day operations for many many practical situations, you'd like to get to the answer quickly without thinking about the glories of the most exotic way to calculate the result.
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 09:32 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2017 09:33 PM (zIb93)
"One massive thrust forward into the zone of darkness"
And how they got THIS through I'll never know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2Omnb-698
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:33 PM (3i2nH)
Dude, it's binary. Just shift the one 11 places!
Posted by: No, this is Aspy at August 30, 2017 09:33 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (398bZ)
At my kids school ... they tend to go the other way. Teach by wrote. And then get pissed that they can't problem solve by wrote.
There's nothing wrong ... and something quite beautiful ... in understanding that 6x9 is just 3x9=27x2=54.
It's a grasp of the material. And it'll extend to Algebra. It'll save a kid from having to study why A(B) = AB.
They'll already know.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:33 PM (fiGNd)
lara will sweep the floor with her!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 30, 2017 09:35 PM (AxFdW)
My Dad taught us to break down larger numbers exactly that way. I thought everybody already did that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 09:36 PM (398bZ)
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You had records...and record players?
We had to share a single pencil nub, and, used lunch bags for paper.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 09:36 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 09:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:33 PM (fiGNd)
Ahem
6x9=2x3x9=2x27=54
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 09:37 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: GOULD at August 30, 2017 09:31 PM (rKQnr)
Then ... as always ... you're just a genius.
Because I'm a working controls engineer with a patent pending getting ready to go freelance for profit turning down work ... and I never memorized the table covering 32x64 either.
It's 2^5 * 2^6 = 2^11 ... but ain't no table teaching nobody that.
How do you do it ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:38 PM (fiGNd)
Yeah, a Flintstones record player with a bird for the needle.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 09:38 PM (398bZ)
lol
you'll notice my post about lara spencer is entirely on topic.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 30, 2017 09:38 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: John Kerry at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (/qEW2)
"Plato's Stepchildren", and that was the dwarf who was forced to play horsey with Kirk.
When the Platonians brought down Uhura and Chapel to dress up in gowns, they did a fantastic job with Uhura's ample cleavage, but Chapel looked like Patrick Swayze's tranny character from "To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything"
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:39 PM (3i2nH)
Use the Farce, Luke
Posted by: TheQuietMan"
Oh jeez. I was gonna forgive them for "Mary Sue saves the Rebellion" but this might just tip it over the edge.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 30, 2017 09:39 PM (w+Jhj)
6x9=2x3x9=2x27=54
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 09:37 PM (gwPgz)
Not when dealing with factorials ... order does not apply. One's just as good as the other.
One can be the Math equivalent of The Joker when dealing with factorials.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:40 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: spoonfeed me at August 30, 2017 09:40 PM (jGt9E)
Posted by: George Lucas at August 30, 2017 09:40 PM (eMKNe)
Absolutely not. ONe must have certain operations burned into his memory in order to become "fluent" at math. Multiplication of single digits and up into the low double digits is a very important foundation that should be available to one without thinking.
There are certain "facts" that one needs to just "know" and the way you do that is by memorizing them through rote repitition.
If one's to move onto Algebra - it's counter-productive, in my humble opinion.
Not at all.
One must learn to count. Forward and backward. Then by multiples. By twos. Then threes. Then by intervals at random. Under stress - by me loudly insisting.
Then one can multiply by counting forward by groups with any set of numbers. Or divide by counting backward, as long as I set up a fraction without remainder.
I simply do not see how those basic functions can be memorized for Algebra ... because how in the fuck does anyone memorize tables for 3A - .5A = 5 ?
One needs to be facile with basic arithmentic. Then things you do in algebra become easier because you aren't confused, or don't have to waste time, trying to figure out the basic arithmetical parts.
When I taught calculus courses I used to have people who were not proficient at manipulating fractions. THey had passed all the earlier courses and they could figure problems with fractions out if they sat down and took a half hour but they weren't PROFICIENT and, as a result, became lost very easily - not because of the calculus but because of the more basic operations that they hadn't been drilled at enough to just "know".
One must understand how the numbers FLOW. How they work - fluidly. How they interact.
IMHO
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:24 PM (fiGNd)
Sorry ... but that is meaningless, really. Numbers don't "flow" and no one on Earth "understands" numbers. You have a hard time even finding someone who is willing to define what a number is for you. I'm telling you this from a mathematician's point of view.
Kids need to be drilled with the basics, to start. They need to have certain simple operations at their mind's "fingertips", as it were. They need to be proficient at basic arithmetic. THey need to be given simple methods for working with numbers - long division, addition/subtraction by columns, ... This is the foundation for moving on in math, in any way, at all. They don't need to be taught to count backwards to do subtraction. That sort of stuff is beyond ridiculous and does absolutely nothing for the kids.
Kids in elementary school are not learning Number Theory. They are just learning a little bit about simple numbers. Number Theory doesn't come until college, and then only if they choose to study real math.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:40 PM (rZ+mb)
How do you do it ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:38 PM (fiGNd)
Spot on!
Now let's do 31x67!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 09:41 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 09:41 PM (S/hVx)
He admits it's not meant seriously ($83k/$1billion goal). I'm not even sure a majority of shareholders can micromanage things like this.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 09:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Oxford Comma at August 30, 2017 09:42 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 09:42 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:17 PM (rZ+mb)
That'll be a bitch if he wants to go into a STEM major in college.
But then again, all he has to do anymore is say "I'm all about teh #SCIENCE!!" and he's considered credentialed
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:42 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation
An HP 12C user!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (gIRsn)
HP 15c user here.
Posted by: The Reverse Polish Hat at August 30, 2017 09:43 PM (GYQk6)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:40 PM (rZ+mb)
Well shit ... my kids are going to be sorely disappointed when they learn that.
Fuck ... I'm disappointed. Even in shitty ol' Louisville, KY ... in the Gifted and Talented program ... they were showing us these weird ass boards where we didn't do Base 10 at all. It was all "put the buttons on the board in the Ones, Twos, Fours, and Eights square".
They were teaching us Binary. Because not all systems are Decimal.
Guess I need a refund.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:44 PM (fiGNd)
===
Let's Not 'Buy Tickets' in order to 'Ban "Star Wars" '
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 09:44 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 09:44 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:40 PM (fiGNd)
Dogg, Your original text does not compute:
"There's nothing wrong ... and something quite beautiful ... in understanding that 6x9 is just 3x9=27x2=54. "
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 09:44 PM (gwPgz)
Because I'm a working controls engineer with a patent pending getting ready to go freelance for profit turning down work ... and I never memorized the table covering 32x64 either.
It's 2^5 * 2^6 = 2^11 ... but ain't no table teaching nobody that.
How do you do it ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:38 PM (fiGNd)
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By multiplying, from learning the tables, 32x10 and then multiplying by 6, and 32x4 and adding them together. Why idoes this need to be changed, exactly?
Posted by: GOULD at August 30, 2017 09:44 PM (rKQnr)
As a mere Education major, Imma keep my piehole shut about several things in this here comment!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 09:45 PM (ihmYw)
>>834
Can't get to the other McCain on the iPad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 09:22 PM (ZTRlp)
It won't open on Safari for me, either!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:27 PM (e9G8E)
Blocked on Chrome and Opera on Android, too! I still can get to McCain's site on Firefox on Windows...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:45 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 09:45 PM (cct0t)
http://tinyurl.com/yag6j94f
This is The Hindu. They are saying that the Pakis are butthurt because Trump mentioned that there are pockets of Taliban in Pakistan.
Telling the truth is impolite, you see.
So the Pakis are "suspending talks" or some such bullshit.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 09:46 PM (6FqZa)
If you're willing to extend this to appendages beyond fingers, women can count to twenty, and men to twenty one.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 30, 2017 09:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 09:46 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 30, 2017 09:46 PM (v3I5m)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:47 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 09:46 PM (m9X4Y)
In a big way.
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 09:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:48 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:47 PM (eMKNe)
this thread?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 30, 2017 09:49 PM (v3I5m)
Soaring oratory?
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 30, 2017 09:49 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 09:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:49 PM (eMKNe)
I'm going to be sore tomorrow.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 09:49 PM (m9X4Y)
Her FOX audience was not going to like the left-attack so she was obviously going for the lefties. They didn't like her because she was a fox face.
Toast.
Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2017 09:49 PM (wZuWv)
6/2 = 3
6/1 = 6
6/0 = ...
But if you graphed it, you'd have an inkling at what is about to happen.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 09:50 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 30, 2017 09:49 PM (v3I5m)
Damn, you beat me to it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 09:50 PM (ihmYw)
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 09:50 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:45 PM (e9G8E)
I can access it just fine.
Posted by: The Bloggin' Hat at August 30, 2017 09:50 PM (GYQk6)
Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 09:50 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation
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An HP 12C user!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (gIRsn)
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HP 15c user here.
Posted by: The Reverse Polish Hat at August 30, 2017 09:43 PM (GYQk6)
Gaze upon me, and weep.
Posted by: HP-16 user at August 30, 2017 09:50 PM (DMUuz)
Intersectionality.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 09:51 PM (398bZ)
It's also an engine, and people like Bobby Fischer proved it can overheat.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 30, 2017 09:51 PM (v3I5m)
I do the same thing. With my cellphone. And I never needed algebra once after the 11th grade, the second time I failed Algebra 1.
Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 09:51 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Ummm... sets?
Posted by: Bertrand Russell at August 30, 2017 09:52 PM (/qEW2)
6x9 does indeed equal 3*9 = 27 * 2 = 54.
The same as (ab)c = ac(b)
That shit is not hard if you understand how the numbers all stick together.
It absolutely computes. Don't be such friggin' slaves to nomenclature.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:52 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: simpleliving at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (7czoZ)
Dude, they will drag it into this and most ONTs and keep arguing about it ad infinitum
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (ihmYw)
Or, one might recognize that both 32 is some multiple of 2 and rephrase the problem as 32 * 64 = 16 * 128 = ... 2 * 1024 = 2048. Again, one must be well versed.
These are two techniques that one could teach kids to ape.
Time and the kids would be better served teaching long multiplication after teaching them how to construct their own multiplication table.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (IWbvi)
Fuck ... I'm disappointed. Even in shitty ol' Louisville, KY ... in the Gifted and Talented program ... they were showing us these weird ass boards where we didn't do Base 10 at all. It was all "put the buttons on the board in the Ones, Twos, Fours, and Eights square".
They were teaching us Binary. Because not all systems are Decimal.
Guess I need a refund.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:44 PM (fiGNd)
What point are you trying to make? Of course kids in elementary school should be learning other bases. When did I say that they shouldn't?
What I said was that there were things that have to be learned to the point of being ingrained in their minds and then it makes moving on to more complicated concepts that much easier.
You can change bases all you want but if the kids can't do regular arithmetic and aren't clear on simple ways to figure out arithmetical problems that they can't do in their heads then they sure as shit aren't going to be picking up artihmetic in base 7 very quickly. They'll be confused by the simple arithmetic that they don't really know and will never really get to understanding the new concept they are being taught.
The proof is all around. Math scores of Americans have not gone up while money has poured into the programs and they have been changed to all this "new math" bullshit. Guess what, at the grade school level there hasn't been any "new math" in hundreds of years. All we have are a lot of teachers who couldn't pass the math tests, themselves, having fun trying to confuse the kids with silly ways of calculating that they don't, themselves, thoroughly understand. And if you doubt me on this just go and look at the average GRE scores for intended education grads. You'll see how proficient they are at mathematics. I used to teach a lot of math ed majors. I've seen them, first hand.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: HP-41c at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: True the Note at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:54 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 09:54 PM (cct0t)
My own thoughts are that students should be taught math confidence, that is, ensuring foundational work is mastered before moving to next steps.
Posted by: MAGA at August 30, 2017 09:54 PM (Tyk2V)
Can Calculus be that far. There are limits, you know.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 09:55 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 09:55 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 09:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: True the Note at August 30, 2017 09:55 PM (SJ184)
maybe i just had shitty instructors, including my high school teacher who couldn't really speak coherent english, and, when he tried, it was with a horrible Peruvian accent you couldn't cut with an arc welder?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2017 09:55 PM (D0ZGj)
Does someone have a cogent reason why common core is necessary?
Is there a problem with grounding kids in basic math then progressing to more advanced forms?
Were we taught wrong all these years?
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 09:56 PM (S/hVx)
x32
=
(2x64=12
+
(30x64=192)=2048
An inelegant approach to the brute force approach which indicates that you are really decomposing the numbers, but the rote multiplication approach just seems far more efficient when all you want is the basic answer!
As an aside, I thought some aspects of common core were rather neat but the straightforward mechanical approach is still very useful in day to day life, which is where most of the students will be!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 09:56 PM (gwPgz)
Multiplication tables should absolutely be memorized through at least 10-12 or so. Not being able to instantly know the answer to very basic operations involving small numbers will substantially slow down longer calculations. Memorization is a necessary skill that needs to be developed too. There are countless equations that students need to know and most of them will never even continue with math long enough to learn how to derive them.
You give basic algebra as an example, but that is honestly one of the perfect cases for having those tables memorized. Stopping to think for every little multiplication, division, or root reduces the time spent on understanding the new concepts being introduced. There's no reason that by the age of 10 a kid shouldn't be able to do simple multiplication faster than hitting a calculator.
Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (ihmYw)
Oh, shit, there's no "cents" key... I'm sorry, sir, I can't accept. Do you have 0.25 of a dollar?
Posted by: Common Core Graduate at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (zEjuG)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:44 PM
No sh*t.
Posted by: Library of Congress at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz)
I don't think everyone learns math (or foreign languages) the same way. So, identifying your brain's hardwire is important - early.
Although common core was just a a way for Bill Gates to ensure we don't have expensive American engineering talent, so he can continue to hire cheap Indian labor.
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 09:56 PM (S/hVx)
We put a man on the moon with slide rules, blackboards, chalk, and students taught math the old way!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2017 09:58 PM (wZuWv)
Through 15 to get a grasp on base60
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 09:59 PM (9TU00)
1800
60
210
7
2077
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:43 PM (eMKNe)
You didn't show how you carried the 1.
Just kidding, it's just long multiplication in an odd format.
My kids had Homework where they had to solve using traditional format long multiplication, then another set of problems similar to what you did (inside, outside, criss cross both ways, add them up), and another set using a diagonal matrix.
Forcing kids to do long multiplication using (at least) three different formats is not efficient.
And the criss cross method only works with two two digit numbers.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 10:00 PM (IWbvi)
I remember at the very beginning being vehemently against it. "What do you mean 'what is x'?! x is x. It's not 12- that would make no sense."
Turns out, I was wrong.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 10:00 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (rZ+mb)
I wasn't subtle PoP.
A deep understanding of the basic relationships of mathematics is not predicated on pure memorization. Nor is pure memorization a sure-fire path to understanding. One may skip basic wrote memorization of tables - if one is dedicated to counting by multiples before adding, or subtracting by multiples before attempting to divide.
And GOULD ... who seems to love memorization ... justified his position by giving me a lesson in EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE !!! He pieced factorals together to solve a question that one simply ain't going to memorize.
And there are how many Algebra teaching out there wondering why these fucking teen-age idiots can't get 3A - A = 2A ? Because the kids don't understand that 3*3 - 3 = 6.
Because they don't understand that 3+3+3-3=6.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:01 PM (fiGNd)
The same as (ab)c = ac(b)
That shit is not hard if you understand how the numbers all stick together.
It absolutely computes. Don't be such friggin' slaves to nomenclature.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:52 PM (fiGNd)
I'd accept that
6x9 does indeed equal 2*3*9 = 27 * 2 = 54
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:03 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 10:03 PM (9TU00)
e^(pi*i) + 1 = 0.
Now, find me a chick with that tattooed on her nice ass, and I've found my soul mate.
And Einstein's Field Equations on her boobs.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 10:04 PM (8O3HH)
6x9 does indeed equal 2*3*9 = 27 * 2 = 54
Posted by: Hrothgar
What kids need to recognize is the 54 is just 2s and 3s
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 10:05 PM (9TU00)
6x9 does indeed equal 2*3*9 = 27 * 2 = 54
I think he means 6x9 is (3*9=27) * 2 = 54. More of a spoken calculation, hitting the equals button twice, as you would.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 10:05 PM (9TU00)
No ... No. No.
They just need to memorize. To pass the test today. Fuck the test tomorrow.
And that's what this discussion is all about.
I'd pass a Multiplication test with flying colors ... but only because I know that 9*12 is 9*10 + 9*2. I didn't memorize it.
Wouldn't waste my time doing so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:09 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 10:09 PM (9TU00)
Rather than substitution tricks, I'd hope they get taught 3A-A = A(3-1) and are capable of doing basic subtraction.
Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 10:10 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Fred Flintstone, Another Former Prime Time star at August 30, 2017 10:11 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (h7sWp)
Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 10:10 PM (gDSJf)
Fabulous ... and when the pressure gets to them and they forget the rules ?
Well ... I used to get by plugging real numbers into the identities and seeing what happened ... when I had time to do so. Primes worked well - because using "two" would give you bullshit results. 5 and 7 rarely failed me.
Hell ... I'm starting to wonder how I got this far. Being so Mathematically Retarded and all.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (fiGNd)
You probably just take for granted things that were drilled into you.
The basic properties and rules of arithmetic are something else that needs to be drilled. They are taught them and then learn them by doing umpteen actual problems and seeing it all in action. Nothing in math is better than solving problem after problem after problem - by hand. That is something else that is lacking in the way they teach it these days. Shit, in France they declared homework "unfair" because the kids who did it had an advantage over the ones who didn't. That's no joke and we are moving very quickly in that direction.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (rZ+mb)
and three decimal places.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (AYOfh)
They forget the basic rules of logic due to pressure? That's pretty much the entire point behind grade school math. If they don't understand that then their time was wasted.
Substitution is a good resource for verifying that you have the correct answer or when you don't know how else to proceed, but students should be drilled until they understand basic logic. It applies to far more than simple calculations with numbers.
Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 10:27 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (OBJWS)
In math, you are not supposed to have to think that is what is meant, it is supposed to be obvious and unequivocal, and the equal sign means both sides of the equation are identical in their final result!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (rZ+mb)
Is this now your complaint ? Are we moving on from Memorization ?
I don't care how many times you make them recite Math Tables from Memory - won't help the little shits make proper change from a dollar.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (fiGNd)
... DRILL AWAY !!! It's what you know how to do. So stick with it.
You're not hurting my kids ... they get additional, and better, instruction at home.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (fiGNd)
It's a related problem.
I don't care how many times you make them recite Math Tables from Memory - won't help the little shits make proper change from a dollar.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (fiGNd)
Now, that's just silly. Being drilled in doing basic arithmetic will certainly help one make proper change.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 10:38 PM (OBJWS)
Pop ... your position, in the beginning ... was based on a dedication to Memorization.
I suggested that Memorization wasn't the key to open all locks.
That's how we ended here. That I suggested a different method. Teachers that Teach the Current Method, of course, reacted accordingly.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:38 PM (fiGNd)
??
... they get additional, and better, instruction at home.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (fiGNd)
Good for you. Sadly, any kid who wants a decent education from the public schools, these days, needs to have additional instruction at home. What they learn in the schools is close to worthless.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (rZ+mb)
Including that notion of memorizing the Multiplication Tables. My kids didn't.
But they learned how to count quickly, by multiples. Because that's all that multiplication is.
Memorization came later. By familiarity. Not before.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:41 PM (fiGNd)
I suggested that Memorization wasn't the key to open all locks.
That was one point I was making - it was an example. Don't even make pretend that you think that I was saying all of math comes down to learning multiplication tables by rote. I mean, really ...
But every crack in ones proficiency in math makes it that much more difficult to understand the next concept, which leads to more, larger cracks, which makes it harder to move further ... This ain't rocket science. Shit, it ain't even model rocket science.
That's how we ended here. That I suggested a different method. Teachers that Teach the Current Method, of course, reacted accordingly.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:38 PM (fiGNd)
You suggested that memorizing multiplication tables wasn't worth doing. Then you went on to talk about other stuff that a kid who isn't proficient in basic arithmetic would have a really hard time grasping.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (rZ+mb)
Funny, I didn't see any women with 'persistnce" carrying dogs, grandmothers and children to safety from the flood.
Oh, and the "pig" cops..Where were the loud-mouthed Hollywood celebrities when the hard physical work had to be done by those knucle-dragging average people?
Or the Social Justice bull-shitters?
Posted by: True the Note at August 30, 2017 10:45 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (rZ+mb)
My kids got it from the time I said "Quit worry about two times two ... count by twos. Now begin ..."
"Two ... Four ... Six ... Eight"
"Now count by twos for the first two numbers"
"Two ... Four"
"That's all 2x2 is baby. It's two plus two. Count by two for the first two."
It all gets real damn easy after that, Pop. Not my fault that it's not taught that way. But it works. Because that's all it is.
Drill the kids you teach however you want. But my way works. It worked with my kids, the two neighbor kids, and every other kid that ever asked for help.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (fiGNd)
But they learned how to count quickly, by multiples. Because that's all that multiplication is.
That's not all multiplication is. That's merely one way of calculating - and not the most efficient or obvious, either. That is not a substitute for learning the multiplication tables. There's a huge difference between a kid who can tell you what 8*7 is in 1/10 of a second and one who needs to start at 7 (or
and count up multiples of 8 (or 7). HUGE.
Memorization came later. By familiarity. Not before.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:41 PM (fiGNd)
Memorization should some either before or at the same time. You learn what multiplication is, you are shown some examples - i.e. the tables are built - and you are then to memorize them. ANd you are grilled, by time, on the tables. Not on doing multiplication but just knowing the tables. THere's no reason to put off memorizing the tables. You can do all the other stuff at the same time or right after.
But what we have in COmmon Core bullshit is a totally bullshit idea that memorization is EVIL and that's just totally retarded.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:51 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (sqnw6)
PoP ... you do not listen. You refuse to hear. Because it's something you don't want to believe.
My kids did not learn the stupid fucking tables. Do you understand that sentence ? Do the words connect as streaming sentient expressions to your ego or id ? Do the letters, at this point, form coherent or comprehensible patterns ?
My kids simply did not. I did not. Several other kids I helped didn't either. It just didn't work that way. Yet ... all those children, and I, seem to be leading highly functional lives - at least as those existences pertain to Math.
For Fuck's Sake - I'm looking at a Patent Pending based upon Curve Fitting the Relationship Between a Limited Slip Positive Displacement Pump and Variable Weather Calculations Modified by a Negative Feedback Loop Considering Mass Air Flow, Ambient Conditions, and Measurable Humidity Using a Heated Probe.
And I just had to figure out 8x7. It's 49 ... 7x7 ... plus another 7.
That's 56. Just so you don't jump in and go "Aha !!!"
When given opposing evidence ... you behave EXACTLY like a Progressive. You simply repeat yourself. Over and Over and Over and then again and again.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 11:05 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 11:10 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 11:10 PM (rZ+mb)
Whatever indeed.
Good for my kids, neighbor kids, and any other kids.
You Do Not Listen.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 11:11 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 11:11 PM (fiGNd)
You're the best, man.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (rZ+mb)
Now we're reduced to a stupid fucking game of who will comment last.
Spoiler Alert ... I'm exactly that shallow.
Last !!! And (4*7*9) / (3*2) ain't on anyone's table.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 11:15 PM (fiGNd)
That would be A historic turn of the karma screws for her.
(Not trying to be last . . . and *not* the one that Ace refers to in the post)
Posted by: tlk428 at August 31, 2017 12:54 AM (rUn9G)
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