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Cowbell: 2nd-Quarter Economic Growth Revised Up to 3%

3% isn't great, but it is good, and we haven't seen good in a very long time.

Previously, the agency had said that growth for the quarter was 2.6 percent. The updated report, though, found greater consumer spending and business investment that first counted.

Even before Wednesday's revision, President Trump had touted the quarter's GDP, which was a marked improvement from the 1.2 percent in the first quarter, when President Obama left office and Trump took over.

You know what this post needs? Some good old-fashioned cowbell. And by cowbell, I mean cheesecake.

Like in the old days.

For the Ladies: I knew the 'ettes would demand a picture that speaks to their deepest desires as women.

Well, I have heard you, 'Ettes. So here is a picture that will kindle a flame of passion in your hearts.

All Right... Well the 'Ettes were not happy with the sandwich, which is a crime against biology, but whatever. Jane asked for Adam Baldwin. So, here:

adam-baldwin-pullup.jpg

Posted by: Ace at 01:32 PM




Comments

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1 I'm blown! And it was GOOOD.

Posted by: The Margins at August 30, 2017 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

2 Cake girl blows me margins too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 01:34 PM (LTHVh)

3 Cake girl is always welcome. Even if she did marry that lucky bastard Ryan.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2017 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

4 Pearl Necklace.

Posted by: ZZ Top at August 30, 2017 01:34 PM (bc2Lc)

5 I'm gonna need a bigger monitor.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 30, 2017 01:34 PM (pvjTE)

6 Yeah, I like cake girl!

Posted by: Chris M at August 30, 2017 01:34 PM (eAZVt)

7 She did naughty things to the margins.

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2017 01:35 PM (U0v/A)

8 I'm huge

Posted by: Old MST3K meme at August 30, 2017 01:35 PM (IqV8l)

9

jobs jobs jobs

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2017 01:35 PM (fceHP)

10 Even the margins give way to the power of Cake Girl.

Long may she reign

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 01:35 PM (J+eG2)

11 I know it's wrong to say this but her tits are too big for the homepage, ace, and everywhere else.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 01:35 PM (mJ8mX)

12 Cake Girl!


Honest question, when is the last time quarterly GDP were revised up, not down?

I don't want to fall into confirmation bias.

I do, however, want to face plant into Cake Girl.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 01:36 PM (mf5HN)

13 Refresh for the tricornes hat girl as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 01:36 PM (J+eG2)

14 Thats one big cake.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 01:36 PM (q177U)

15 I need to get laid.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2017 01:36 PM (Hnqc1)

16 Obama revisions were always downward....

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2017 01:36 PM (rmVvL)

17 Top Notch Rackage

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2017 01:36 PM (FZYNt)

18 Big.

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 01:36 PM (XoldI)

19 Oh, and Diablo freakin ruled. I played that for like 6 months straight.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (q177U)

20 I know it's wrong to say this but her tits are too big for the homepage, ace, and everywhere else.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 01:35 PM (mJ8mX)


And here I thought Joel Osteen was a blasphemer.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (mf5HN)

21 Now they have friends

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (IqV8l)

22 People vote economics/jobs. If they get a job when they didn't have one before, they give credit where they think it is due. This is how you get more Trump. (Although a market realignment is due...)

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

23 *lights cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (p+Wdc)

24 The GOPe is five out-of-work union bums sitting on milkcrates outside
the job site holding their sad protest signs and chanting tired, old
slogans.

But, you can't hear them over the noise of the heavy
equipment and machinery behind the fence whereon is mounted the
billboard: "Coming Soon: Trump GOP! MAGA!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (oF/7l)

25
Like the old days.


______


You mean when the browser loaded one line at a time???


Resizing is your friend Ace.

So is Gatorade.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (8XRCm)

26 Does Cake Girl know she's an AoSHQ legend? Feel like somebody said one time that she's heard about it.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (4bKiB)

27 Nice updates.

Never saw Miss Austria before.

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (U0v/A)

28
Now THAT is some major décolletage!

Reason # 3 why AOSHQ is "Award-winning!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (mbhDw)

29 CAKE GIRL

Posted by: SWOLE 2 x 4 at August 30, 2017 01:38 PM (9oWeQ)

30 Of all of God's creations I like mammaries the bestest

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2017 01:38 PM (FZYNt)

31
I do, however, want to face plant into Cake Girl.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 01:36 PM (mf5HN)

Woah there. This is getting bunk-worthy.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 01:38 PM (q177U)

32 Diablo 3 probably disappointed Ryan but .....

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2017 01:38 PM (rmVvL)

33 I know it's wrong to say this but her tits are too big for the homepage, ace, and everywhere else.


Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 01:35 PM


Shun the heretic!!!11!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)

34 Who's the Austrian rack--uh, chick?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2017 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

35
Is one of those pics of AtC? Asking for a fiend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:38 PM (mbhDw)

36 How about a picture of 'Teen Track And Field Hottie Vaulted Into Unwanted Limelight By Blog Post' to illustrate the the vaulting economy?

http://bit.ly/2x5QLX6

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 01:38 PM (LTHVh)

37 ...and Fuck Ryan.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (9oWeQ)

38 I have a wide monitor. We could go bigger.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (m9X4Y)

39 All the 'rons have abandoned the thread for their bunks.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (nBr1j)

40 If these margins persist for 4 hours, seek medical attention

Posted by: CuChulainn at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (vmsda)

41 Cake girl has a gown in the background covered in plastic along with shoes.

I imagine I'm the only one that noticed that.

You guys are thinking what background.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (Ri/rl)

42 Cake Girl has nice hair.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (XFue2)

43 I'm huge

Posted by: Old MST3K meme


"Why do people keep saying "rack" to me?" - Mike, as 'heroine' of Werewolf.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (eXSOZ)

44
Damn! Deflated again!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (mbhDw)

45 "I know it's wrong to say this but her tits are too big for the homepage, ace, and everywhere else. "

I do not understand these words.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (J+eG2)

46 jobs jobs jobs

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2017 01:35 PM (fceHP)
That's what us girls think..the guys are all about
boobs, boobs, boobs

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (a0IVu)

47 "Does Cake Girl know she's an AoSHQ legend? Feel like somebody said one time that she's heard about it."

I think she said something like I'm 50% creeped out and 50% flattered.

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (yqvys)

48 Does Cake Girl know she's an AoSHQ legend? Feel like somebody said one time that she's heard about it.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (4bKiB)


Yup.

That's how we know she married that lucky bastard.

She was really sweet about discovering she's an internet legend IIRC.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

49 Shrinkage!

Posted by: george costanza at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (mJ8mX)

50 The economy keeps going like this we will have our cake and eat it too!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (0tfLf)

51 I like cake, but 3 corner hat girl will always have my heart..

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (UmSfZ)

52 41 Cake girl has a gown in the background covered in plastic along with shoes.

I imagine I'm the only one that noticed that.

You guys are thinking what background.
Posted by: CaliGirl

what cake?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (FZYNt)

53 >>I do, however, want to face plant into Cake Girl.



That cake looks moist and delicious.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (9oWeQ)

54 Who's the Austrian rack--uh, chick?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2017 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

Verena Vlajo

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (Hnqc1)

55 Aaaargh. Me timber is a shiverin'.

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (7n4KQ)

56 Those are disgusting photos.

Posted by: Shep Smith! at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (mcI77)

57 "17 Top Notch Rackage
Posted by: Rick in SK"


Speaking of which, I see Simona Halep got knocked out of the US Open by Maria Sharapova.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (OD2ni)

58 Water. What can't it do?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (tbOMB)

59
Yeah, the Austrian broad has some ample brusten-titten.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (mbhDw)

60 Shun the heretic!!!11!!
Shun the nonbeliever! Shun! Shuuuunnnnnn. Nuh.

Posted by: Unicorns at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (eXSOZ)

61 I can't read the text ... and I don't give a shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (Xa+bj)

62 >>>Does Cake Girl know she's an AoSHQ legend? Feel like somebody said one time that she's heard about it.

I don't think so but Tricorner Hat Girl does. She actually contacted the site somehow. I think she's a Purdue Young Republican -- or was, like six years ago.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (8rNrN)

63 The boots don't give off the proper pirate vibe...

https://www.shoes.com/ellie-pirate-418/338646/721809

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (VPhy/)

64 Cake girls seems nice.

Ryan is a lucky man.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (9A6UB)

65 All three have one thing in common. They don't look like traps or overt dudes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (XFue2)

66 I hope Cake Girl is happily married!

If she isn't, I'm available for counseling sessions.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (LISuA)

67 What's the story with Capt. Morgan's hot sister?

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (yqvys)

68 I like cake, but 3 corner hat girl will always have my heart..



Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM


Word.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (p+Wdc)

69 25
Like the old days.



You mean when the browser loaded one line at a time???
------------

Hahahahahahaha. Classic.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (8Z2uw)

70 "Yup.

That's how we know she married that lucky bastard.

She was really sweet about discovering she's an internet legend IIRC."

I remember that, now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (J+eG2)

71 I see vast tracts ... of land.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (Pqytn)

72 These six pictures make up for the earlier Trigglypuff reference.

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (7n4KQ)

73 "I do, however, want to face plant into Cake Girl."


They're real and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Ryan at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (OD2ni)

74 53 >>I do, however, want to face plant into Cake Girl.

That cake looks moist and delicious.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:40 PM (9oWeQ)


Something else that's out of frame, peut-etre.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (mbhDw)

75 15 I need to get laid.

Posted by: Serious Cat


I think ace does too. Lesbian pron links can't be far behind.

PS Thank you ace; I just looked up the Cake Girl pic a few days ago.

Just because.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (0ogQG)

76 41 Cake girl has a gown in the background covered in plastic along with shoes.

I imagine I'm the only one that noticed that.

You guys are thinking what background.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (Ri/rl)

42 Cake Girl has nice hair.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe




Background? Hair? What are you people talking about?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (T2Zv1)

77 Cake girl has a gown in the background covered in plastic along with shoes.

---

I saw that.
I look at backgrounds, it's a photography thing.
And lighting. You can tell when the tropical background is fake because of the lighting.

Cake girl is real.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (m9X4Y)

78 That Ms. Austria photo is from the World Cyber Games in Singapore, right?

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (a0IVu)

79
Tri-corner hat girl isn't as busty as she is in my memory

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

80 Go ahead and shun me, you bastards. I'm an assman.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (mJ8mX)

81 Ace

Are you hydrating?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (J+eG2)

82 67 What's the story with Capt. Morgan's hot sister?
Posted by: goodluckduck at August 30, 2017 01:41 PM (yqvys)


Is it Alex the Chick?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (mbhDw)

83 Cake girl is real.


and spectacular.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (LTHVh)

84 Ah, so THAT'S Cake Girl.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (O5Q3r)

85 A cake for Paul Ryan celebrating him as. Democrat In All But Label Only?

Posted by: ShainS at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (wShPI)

86 That's no moon.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (q177U)

87 I gave blood yesterday. There was a very pretty girl giving blood at the same time. That had me wondering if phlebotomists have the option of drawing blood from the ass rather than the arm.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (nBr1j)

88 Pirate wench is nice also.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (T2Zv1)

89 Austrian girl is shy and hides her elbows.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (9oWeQ)

90 48 Does Cake Girl know she's an AoSHQ legend? Feel like somebody said one time that she's heard about it.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 01:37 PM (4bKiB)

Yup.

That's how we know she married that lucky bastard.

She was really sweet about discovering she's an internet legend IIRC.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me
_________

Wasn't a commenter here Ryan's aunt?

* spits at mention of Ryan's name *

Posted by: Furious George at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (j+dfT)

91
A-u-s-t . . . .


Austria?

Australia???

Austerity??

Austin??
no

Austere??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

92 Cut the Cake.

Posted by: Average White Privilege Band at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (bc2Lc)

93 Ryan, you lucky bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (0mRoj)

94 Is it Alex the Chick?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (mbhDw)


Boots are not dangerous enough.

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (7n4KQ)

95 When I was president, we had 10% growth.

of government.

Posted by: Barry from DC at August 30, 2017 01:43 PM (Ndje9)

96 80 Go ahead and shun me, you bastards. I'm an assman.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 01:42 PM (mJ8mX)


I go for the whole package, but it tends to start with the breasteses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (mbhDw)

97 80 Go ahead and shun me, you bastards. I'm an assman.

So am I.

Posted by: Shep Smith! at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (mcI77)

98 Nice....frosting.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (CPk08)

99 These six pictures make up for the earlier Trigglypuff reference.

If Trigglypuff were to hold her arms together from the wrist to the elbow, in front of her, you could zoom in on her elbows to look like someone's impressive cleavage.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (eXSOZ)

100 I gave blood yesterday. There was a very pretty girl giving blood at the same time. That had me wondering if phlebotomists have the option of drawing blood from the ass rather than the arm.
Posted by: Northernlurker



That's where "tap dat ass" comes from.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (T2Zv1)

101 Think Ryan works late at night?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (SRKgf)

102 "80 Go ahead and shun me, you bastards. I'm an assman.

Posted by: andycanuck"


I think Kramer has your license plates.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (OD2ni)

103 Seems like only yesterday good economic numbers would be released then revised to bad. Now bad numbers are released and quietly revised to good. It's almost like they were covering up Obozo's failures and hiding the Golden Scalp Weasel's success.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (Nwg0u)

104 So 3% gets a modest amount of rack, which means I suppose we ought to pray our guts out for 5.5%.

Posted by: JEM at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (TppKb)

105 I... See... Two... Cakes.

Posted by: Capt Picard at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (XoldI)

106 You're welcome...

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (O5Q3r)

107 "Tri-corner hat girl isn't as busty as she is in my memory"

She looks exactly the same in my memory fantasy.

Except she has clothes on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (J+eG2)

108

I'd hit it....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (j/Mlu)

109 41 Cake girl has a gown in the background covered in plastic along with shoes.

I imagine I'm the only one that noticed that.

You guys are thinking what background.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 01:39 PM (Ri/rl)
================

So she's barefoot in the kitchen? WIN!

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (Pqytn)

110
Notice the choir gown behind Mrs. Ryan up top. Hmm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (mbhDw)

111 May I suggest another gal for the horde?

Google: "thong hair tie gif"

You are welcome.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (KX3Wi)

112 These days when you locate pictures of cute girls, they are usually selfie with their tongues sticking out and lines of cocaine laid out on the bathroom counter/bedroom bedside table.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (XFue2)

113 Austrian girl is shy and hides her elbows.
She doesn't want to be beaten by the local Moslems for showing her elbows!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (mJ8mX)

114 Ace should get some photos of Melania from her modeling days..very va va voom..but perhaps that would result in improper thoughts of the First Lady.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (a0IVu)

115 And remember:
Even with all the phony, inflated numbers--wherein something like 30 out of 32 quarters were quietly revised DOWN later--Obama is the only President in history to have NEVER had a single quarter of 3%+ growth.

Even Carter had a 3%+ quarter.

Not even with all the cheating and lying could they gin up a single 3%+ quarter for the JEF.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2017 01:46 PM (oF/7l)

116 9I go for the whole package, but it tends to start with the breasteses.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:44 PM (mbhDw)


I'm a push-over for a girl with a steady pulse and no obvious physical deformities. And will make an exception for Michelle Fields.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 01:46 PM (Xa+bj)

117 Old cake girl marriage thread, don't comment to avoid ban.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/365060.php

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 30, 2017 01:46 PM (yqvys)

118 What is WCG 2005? Why is girl #2 in Singapore?

Is she wearing an Australian jacket?

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 01:46 PM (aT+Bx)

119 So, are we holding back the heavily-armed, thong wearing IDF girl pics in reserve?

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 01:46 PM (Pqytn)

120 Have we forgotten Hannah?

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 01:47 PM (9TU00)

121 Is that the famous Cake Girl?

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

122 115
And remember:
Even with all the phony, inflated numbers--wherein
something like 30 out of 32 quarters were quietly revised DOWN
later--Obama is the only President in history to have NEVER had a single
quarter of 3%+ growth.

Even Carter had a 3%+ quarter.

Not even with all the cheating and lying could they gin up a single 3%+ quarter for the JEF.


Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2017 01:46 PM (oF/7l)

Bush's fault.

Posted by: Dem at August 30, 2017 01:47 PM (XoldI)

123 Think Ryan works late at night?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara




Ask Paolo. I'm sure he knows.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 01:47 PM (T2Zv1)

124 I wonder how many self hating Jew[esse]s signed up for that Aryan Dating site

they're probably all on Revolution Muslim come to think of it

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 01:47 PM (sZ7db)

125 Google: "thong hair tie gif"

You are welcome.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (KX3Wi)

-------

**slams dollar down on the table**


I'M OUT!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 01:47 PM (8XRCm)

126 My trend-line just went up.

Posted by: RI Red - i got nothing. at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (SNXwk)

127 111
May I suggest another gal for the horde?



Google: "thong hair tie gif"



You are welcome.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM (KX3Wi)

NSF mortal man.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (tbOMB)

128
Any love for Candace Kita or are we that flighty?

Sad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (mbhDw)

129 Is that the famous Cake Girl?
Posted by: josephistan



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (T2Zv1)

130 Austrian girl is shy and hides her elbows.

--
I disagree. She is engaged in conversation with someone and is completely unaware of what she is revealing and does not notice that she is being photographed. She is sincerely a nice person.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (m9X4Y)

131 Even Carter had a 3%+ quarter.

It was probably all rising gas prices

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (9TU00)

132 How rare is that, a gal who actually celebrates your interests, instead of telling you video games are dumb?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (0mRoj)

133 Is she wearing an Australian jacket?
The flag is Austrian.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (mJ8mX)

134 Utopia : Cake Girl sitting on your face, forever.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (9oWeQ)

135
Recovery Summer is more successful then Resistance Summer.

Bite moi, Democrats.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (EgwCt)

136 Google: "thong hair tie gif"



You are welcome.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 01:45 PM


*breaks Rule 1 and searches*

You, sir, are a great American!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (p+Wdc)

137 @127: "NSF mortal man."

Mostly safe, unless your coworkers are prudes, but yeah.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 01:48 PM (KX3Wi)

138 I like breasts.

But I like redheads too.

Can we haz busty redhead pic?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2017 01:49 PM (X6fMO)

139
Is that the famous Cake Girl?
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)


Yes

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 01:49 PM (lKyWE)

140 Pole vaulting hottie Allison Stokke seems to have aged very well

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 01:49 PM (UmSfZ)

141 138 I like breasts.

But I like redheads too.

Can we haz busty redhead pic?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2017 01:49 PM (X6fMO)


Look up Audrey Fleurot. You will not be disappointed, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:49 PM (mbhDw)

142 Real pirates wouldn't touch that. They're into seamen.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 30, 2017 01:50 PM (/qEW2)

143 I always feel like I'm doing something illegal when I look at the picture of 3-corner-hat girl.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 01:50 PM (lIZQs)

144 @138: "Can we haz busty redhead pic?"

*refers to his previous comment*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 01:50 PM (KX3Wi)

145 I see that Z-list celeb Kathy Griffen retracted her apology for having her picture taken holding up a bloody, decapitated head of Trump.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 30, 2017 01:50 PM (6n332)

146 Jay Guevara, if you're still here, had a question for you from last thread.

Household uses for ferrous sulfate (heptahydrate) 99%? 2 lbs. Was sent it by mistake,


Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 01:51 PM (v9gSJ)

147 How you gonna bring Kathy Griffen in here?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:51 PM (9oWeQ)

148 144 @138: "Can we haz busty redhead pic?"

*refers to his previous comment*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 01:50 PM (KX3Wi)


Suggest #141.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:51 PM (mbhDw)

149 Any love for Candace Kita or are we that flighty?

Candace is a professional. These girls are talented amateurs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 01:51 PM (LTHVh)

150 I like breasts.

But I like redheads too.

Can we haz busty redhead pic?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2017 01:49 PM (X6fMO)

------

http://tinyurl.com/y7ze7t7t


Safe for work.

Cuz I'ma giver.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

151 Pirate girl! Ah, memories....

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 30, 2017 01:51 PM (TKmA0)

152 145 I see that Z-list celeb Kathy Griffen retracted her apology for having her picture taken holding up a bloody, decapitated head of Trump.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 30, 2017 01:50 PM (6n332)


This Kathy person: is she memorable for anything?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM (CPk08)

153 "Like in the old days."


Hey, what about meeeee????

Posted by: Jacki Mackey Paisley Packy at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM (TOk1P)

154 I get da feelin that some timbres be a shivering

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM (VPhy/)

155 Needs Moar Polish Butter Churners.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM (9oWeQ)

156 I see that Z-list celeb Kathy Griffen retracted her apology for having her picture taken holding up a bloody, decapitated head of Trump.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 30, 2017 01:50 PM (6n332)

--------

Pfffffffffffffftfffffffffftttttfffffftttttt
pffffffttttttttttfffffffffftttttttt

Posted by: Moron Boners Everywhere at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

157 145 I see that Z-list celeb Kathy Griffen retracted her apology for having her picture taken holding up a bloody, decapitated head of Trump.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 30, 2017 01:50 PM (6n332)

Irrelevant and ugly celebrity retracts retraction of ISIS endorsement.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM (nBr1j)

158 Though a redhead lass would not be amiss.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM (TKmA0)

159 Needs Moar Polish Butter Churners.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM (9oWeQ)
========================

Yeah, that Eurovision video is a classic.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 01:53 PM (Pqytn)

160 143 I always feel like I'm doing something illegal when I look at the picture of 3-corner-hat girl.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 01:50 PM (lIZQs)


As long as you're not in public ... that's totally fine.

Might want to warm up that wrist first, though.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 01:53 PM (Xa+bj)

161 thong hair tie gif


forget the Gif, go to youtube!!!11!! STAT!

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 01:53 PM (UmSfZ)

162 thong hair tie gif

she was selling something, what it was isn't exactly clear; beer, pool cues, red dresses, not sure.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 01:53 PM (m9X4Y)

163 You found me beautiful once.....

Posted by: Jacki Mackey Paisley Packy at August 30, 2017 01:54 PM (TOk1P)

164 Cute and elbow-y as they all are, for some reason the tricorne girl has been ruined by Aaahnold's pirate costumed significant other. Cute young people: healthy, even.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2017 01:54 PM (MIKMs)

165 I like a girl that can pull a plow.

Posted by: Oklahoma Sooner at August 30, 2017 01:54 PM (lIZQs)

166 You found me beautiful once.....

Posted by: Jacki Mackey Paisley Packy at August 30, 2017 01:54 PM (TOk1P)



A Quality Woman there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 01:54 PM (LTHVh)

167
Busty redhead Audrey Fleurot.

https://pbs.tw___.com/profile_images/632925484192501760/WOKzbi11_400x400.jpg

Safe shot, sadly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw)

168 Needs Moar Polish Butter Churners.



Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM (9oWeQ)

========================



Yeah, that Eurovision video is a classic.
--

I'm impressed that the Horde knows about Eurovision.

The magazine I work for (US based) runs a huge Eurovision article every year, and my general attitude is "Really? Do Americans know/care about this?"

I did not know about Polish Butter Churners.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 01:55 PM (aT+Bx)

169 146 Jay Guevara, if you're still here, had a question for you from last thread.

Household uses for ferrous sulfate (heptahydrate) 99%? 2 lbs. Was sent it by mistake,


Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 01:51 PM (v9gSJ)



Greening up plants/lawns that are a bit yellowy? No idea of the dosage, but iron is required for chlorophyll synthesis (one or more of the enzymes; I've forgotten which one(s)). Yellowish plants ("chlorotic") oftentimes benefit greatly from supplementation of the soil with ferrous sulfate.

To avoid burning the lawn I'd start with just a little bit of ferrous sulfate and over time apply more if needed.

HTH.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 01:55 PM (SRKgf)

170 That second photo has one ready to declare "rot weiss rot bis in den Tod".

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (v9gSJ)

171 I think I once dated Hairties' mother, err or maybe grandmother.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (LTHVh)

172 167
Busty redhead Audrey Fleurot.

https://pbs.tw___.com/profile_images/632925484192501760/WOKzbi11_400x400.jpg

Safe shot, sadly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw)

Always had a soft spot for green eyed redheads. Even if gingers have no soul.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (jxbfJ)

173 No. Tricorne Girl can't be ruined.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (TKmA0)

174 How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (a0IVu)

175 The one and only Christine Hendriks.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (Pqytn)

176 >>That second photo has one ready to declare "rot weiss rot bis in den Tod".


That Austrian for 'You left a deuce on the shelf'?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (9oWeQ)

177 This Kathy person: is she memorable for anything?
Being mannish enough to semi-plausibly mime sucking off a gay dude on national news? Nah, that couldn't be it.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (eXSOZ)

178 Needs Moar Polish Butter Churners.



Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 01:52 PM


Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc

You're welcome.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (p+Wdc)

179 Always had a soft spot for green eyed redheads. Even if gingers have no soul.

In fairness, they have lots of souls, in bell jars.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (LTHVh)

180 I need to get laid.

Posted by: Serious Cat


I hear that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (X6fMO)

181 150 I like breasts.

But I like redheads too.

Can we haz busty redhead pic?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2017 01:49 PM (X6fMO)



http://tinyurl.com/h43c8t2

or this one (a little porny, but SFW)

http://tinyurl.com/yaouglbv

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (CPk08)

182 Please stop bogging down the Web with that thong hair tie search.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (e0xjo)

183 Jay - thanks! Actually I'm down to very few green plants, mostly xeriscape, succulents, decomposed granite/rock/gravel - and citrus. Potted veggies and herbs. No grass.

Will keep the stuff, and ponder possible uses.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (v9gSJ)

184 >>How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?


Chk Ur Fone

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (9oWeQ)

185 You found me beautiful once.....

Posted by: Jacki Mackey Paisley Packy at August 30, 2017 01:54 PM (TOk1P)


A Quality Woman there.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 01:54 PM (LTHVh)


Wrong answer. You are hereby sentenced to watch Army of Darkness, and report back for questioning, lest your AoSHQ membership card be revoked.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (TOk1P)

186 Always had a soft spot for green eyed redheads.

I have a soft spot for red-eyed greenheads. Stupid reality.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (eXSOZ)

187 @179: "In fairness, they have lots of souls, in bell jars."

Heh.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (KX3Wi)

188 Suddently, I'm in the mood tobgo to a Renaissance Faire...

Posted by: Corndog at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (p3eEq)

189 Not even with all the cheating and lying could they gin up a single 3%+ quarter for the JEF.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2017 01:46 PM (oF/7l)

And it was all so 'unexpectedly'. I never grew so sick of a word as I did the word 'unexpectedly' in the Obama years.

Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (Fw5cQ)

190 Thong hair tie gif.
I just reanalyzed my trend line. It appears that we are going to have a remarkable next quarter!

Posted by: RI Red - i got nothing. at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (SNXwk)

191 Well, well, well... the office network filters didn't work on this thread.

Nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (jAZR9)

192 >>>There was a very pretty girl giving blood at the same time. That had me wondering if phlebotomists have the option of drawing blood from the ass rather than the arm.

You probably have a much more accessible vein - depending on your, ahem, level of interest.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (HId5C)

193 Cake Girl has a nice smile

Posted by: seeing the Obvious. missing the More Obvious at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (ihtYN)

194 How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (a0IVu)

---------

You want Firemen at the seashore.

You'll settle for Longshoremen at the the docks.



You'll get Keith Olbermann in his bathtub.

Posted by: Moron Boners Everywhere at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

195 SPLOOSH!

Posted by: Pam Poovey at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (VWp7G)

196 You are hereby sentenced to watch Army of Darkness

He may be bad, but he feels good.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (eXSOZ)

197
ugg sox

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

198 I did not know about Polish Butter Churners.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 01:55 PM (aT+Bx)

It was a memorable post.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (ihmYw)

199 garrett, nah. Austrian nationalist (heh) slogan prior to the Reich swallowing up the place in 1937. Colors of the flag - red white red until death!


Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (v9gSJ)

200 forget the Gif, go to youtube!!!11!! STAT!
Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 01:53 PM (UmSfZ)



What was she trying to do, start a riot?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (SRKgf)

201 You'll get Keith Olbermann in his bathtub.

Posted by: Moron Boners Everywhere at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (8XRCm)
Well, at least you didn't say 'naked Michael Moore eating a pizza'

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (a0IVu)

202 The old days! Ahhhhh.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (zllbf)

203 How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?


Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (a0IVu)


Ace gave us hunky Paul Ryan in the sidebar during the "heady" days of Mitt's campaign.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (PY9jH)

204
OT:

Incredible economic growth news. Oh, wait a second.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (mbhDw)

205 3% growth without getting his agenda through yet.

Imagine how it will go once they actually get his shit done.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (oVJmc)

206 Ace gave us hunky Paul Ryan in the sidebar during the "heady" days of Mitt's campaign.






Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (PY9jH)
I remember...Paul Ryan is a back stabbing asshole, but he is cute.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (a0IVu)

207 No one I can think of is SFW.

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (7HtZB)

208 Nope. Still too big of a challenge to be hetero.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (U1P8I)

209 You probably have a much more accessible vein

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE STABBING YOUR DICK WITH A NEEDLE IS TOTALLY HORRIFYING

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (eXSOZ)

210 Suddently, I'm in the mood tobgo to a Renaissance Faire...
=====

Youngest kid was complaining about her trip because she was hit on by old guys (wearing her Iron Maiden tshirt).

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (MIKMs)

211 Well, at least you didn't say 'naked Michael Moore eating a pizza'


Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM


See? There are worse things.

Posted by: Naked Ottoman Guy at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (p+Wdc)

212 I'd settle for shirtless Adam Baldwin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (PY9jH)

213 "I think she said something like I'm 50% creeped out and 50% flattered"

'Creeped' and 'Flattered' would be a bad thing to name boobs, were one the sort of person who would name boobs.

Posted by: Corndog at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (p3eEq)

214 Well this figure will send the Soviet Justice Wankers into a tizzy...

http://www.e2046.com/p/19194

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (VPhy/)

215 Wow, those pics of cake girl on her and Ryan's wedding announcement page are stunning.

Ryan's pretty handsome himself.

Great couple.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (9A6UB)

216 205
3% growth without getting his agenda through yet.

Imagine how it will go once they actually get his shit done.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (oVJmc)

Obama's policies are taking effect.

Posted by: Dem at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (XoldI)

217 OT:

Incredible economic growth news


In your defense, the topic really is just bewbs, so that's still off topic.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (eXSOZ)

218
How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (a0IVu)
============================


I wonder what Neil Young would look like, holding a cake?

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (lwiT4)

219 Well now, MissAustria is demonstrating how cleavage is done.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (0wem/)

220 Has Jim Acosta credited Obama for the uptick?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (PY9jH)

221 I'd settle for shirtless Adam Baldwin.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (PY9jH)

----

You watching "The Last Ship??"

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

222 Or worse, Oh No Yoko and Bradley Manning in the same picture

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (VPhy/)

223 How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?


Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (a0IVu)


Here's mr Studly himself:

http://tinyurl.com/y9g4gl3a

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (CPk08)

224 How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?
Posted by: IC


Come on ace, let's have some beefcake. Do it for the 'ettes.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (U1P8I)

225 This makes up for having to wake up to Sheila Jackass-Lee.

Posted by: Monkfish at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (7ciu+)

226 I wonder what Neil Young would look like, holding a cake?

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (lwiT4)
=================

With a man-bun.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (Pqytn)

227 So Acosta is out there saying a WH source says it was unfortunate that Trump mentioned the crowd size yesterday and didn't meet the "victims" face to face... Hey Jim We saw how meeting one of the victims went yesterday when your pal from CNN interviewed one of them "face to face."

Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (O2RFr)

228 @219: "Well now, MissAustria is demonstrating how cleavage is done."

Cleavage? I only noticed her flirtatious head tilt.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (KX3Wi)

229 http://tinyurl.com/h43c8t2

or this one (a little porny, but SFW)

http://tinyurl.com/yaouglbv

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (CPk0


You, sir, are not a great American.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (X6fMO)

230 How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?


How about pics of sammich fixins? You build it, they will come.

Follow cake girl's lead. I don't see Ryan on here complaining.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (tbOMB)

231 You watching "The Last Ship??"

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (8XRCm)


Yeah. Saw him get stabbed the other night. Gave me a sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (PY9jH)

232 >>>78 That Ms. Austria photo is from the World Cyber Games in Singapore, right?


can't confirm that but she was definitely at some e-games thing. I call her Austrian Gamer Girl.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (8rNrN)

233 224 How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?

The guy who plays Thor........Oh My

Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (O2RFr)

234 I thought alex was a chick ?

Posted by: albeit at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (VZQ4H)

235 If this keeps up, may we expect to see some voluptuous virgins, and other sophomores, juniors and seniors on various college cheer squads this Saturday?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (0tfLf)

236 You want Firemen at the seashore.

You'll settle for Longshoremen at the the docks.



You'll get Keith Olbermann in his bathtub.
Posted by: Moron Boners Everywhere at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (8XRCm)


I"d prefer longshoreman at the docks. Nothing sexier than strong men working hard.

Beefcake pics always look like they were generated for gay men. Overly developed muscles and no body hair.

I love muscles, but I want the kind that look like they were developed by good old fashioned hard work, not by swallowing steroids, or obsessive hours at the gym, watching yourself in the mirror.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (ihmYw)

237 This one went to school with my kids. The teachers always told her "You can't live on your looks alone." Heh.SFW.



http://tinyurl.com/ycz9a7wn

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (lIZQs)

238 So Acosta is out there saying a WH source says it was unfortunate that Trump mentioned the crowd size yesterday and didn't meet the "victims" face to face... Hey Jim We saw how meeting one of the victims went yesterday when your pal from CNN interviewed one of them "face to face."
Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (

What I would give for 5 minutes behind the gym with acosta...Oh what a day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (SjImc)

239 Wow, those pics of cake girl on her and Ryan's wedding announcement page are stunning.



Ryan's pretty handsome himself.



Great couple.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (9A6UB)
==========================

Where did you see that?

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (lwiT4)

240 Here's mr Studly himself:



http://tinyurl.com/y9g4gl3a

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (CPk0
Tsk. I actually clicked on that.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (a0IVu)

241 Moar cowbell.

Nice elbows, btw.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (A7DN1)

242 You, sir, are not a great American.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (X6fMO)


I tell people I'm an asshole, but they don't believe me. Not my fault.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (CPk08)

243 I started under grad in 1983 fresh from Ohio rust belt. Malaise didn't begin to describe how Jimmuh's years felt. By 83 it was looking up. By graduation it was full- on good times. And I knew who to thank.

Here's hoping today's Yutes have the same epiphany.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (e0xjo)

244 Here's mr Studly himself:



http://tinyurl.com/y9g4gl3a

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (CPk0


Asshole.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (PY9jH)

245 I thought alex was a chick ?
Posted by: albeit at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (VZQ4H)


She is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (ihmYw)

246 Well this figure will send the Soviet Justice Wankers into a tizzy...

I think that's true of every single item on that website, and that includes brass fixing rods, putty, and 1mm masking tape.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (eXSOZ)

247 "I have a soft spot for red-eyed greenheads. Stupid reality."


I'm a sucker for a girl with a pretty face, big boobs, long hair and a little extra meat (not too much). Someone like Milana Vayntrub (AT&T girl) is my perfect woman.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

248 "I thought alex was a chick ?"

She is.

And a very nice one in real life.

Good with a trampoline to boot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (J+eG2)

249 bergerbilder - the link didn't work for me

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (lwiT4)

250 So at 3% growth we would be around $19 T economy today vs. barely $18.1. A $900 B economy is bigger than Indonesia, Turkey, or Switzerland.

Posted by: Rhennigantx at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (bmkS9)

251 231 You watching "The Last Ship??"
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

Yeah. Saw him get stabbed the other night. Gave me a sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (PY9jH)


Then have I got some great news for you !!! That shit, is like, totally made up. Just special effects. Like pretend shit you did in your backyard as a kid.

In real life ? Dude is totally fine.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (Xa+bj)

252 217 OT:

Incredible economic growth news

In your defense, the topic really is just bewbs, so that's still off topic.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (eXSO


No wonder we're known for being a smart military blog.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (mbhDw)

253 C'mon Ace, throw in a pic of a good looking non-beta man in there for us...

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (a0IVu)

254 pic of a blue-eyed beefy feller added for the 'Ettes

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (8rNrN)

255 243
I started under grad in 1983 fresh from Ohio rust belt. Malaise didn't
begin to describe how Jimmuh's years felt. By 83 it was looking up.
By graduation it was full- on good times. And I knew who to thank.



Here's hoping today's Yutes have the same epiphany.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (e0xjo)

Funny how the mfm never mention the Carter Malaise Years.

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (XoldI)

256 >>Someone like Milana Vayntrub (AT&T girl) is my perfect woman.


Yep. AT&T Lily is hard to top.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (9oWeQ)

257 Asshole.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (PY9jH)


*...sniff.....* acceptance. It's all I ever wanted......sniff....thank yew.....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (CPk08)

258 @222: "Or worse, Oh No Yoko and Bradley Manning in the same picture

Weapons of mass dysfunction.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (KX3Wi)

259 You're an asshole, too, ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (PY9jH)

260 I thought alex was a chick ?
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALEX HAS "THECHICK" LITERALLY IN HER USERNAME AND IS ALSO KNOWN BY LITERALLY EVERYBODY TO BE BENDY WITH THE KINSEY SCALE THINGY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (eXSOZ)

261 254
pic of a blue-eyed beefy feller added for the 'Ettes

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (8rNrN)
Lol...you guys are so mean.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (a0IVu)

262 214 Well this figure will send the Soviet Justice Wankers into a tizzy...

http://www.e2046.com/p/19194
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (VPhy/)

Objectification! Sexy, sexy objectification!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (0mRoj)

263 One can only imagine what could be accomplished if Trump's party actually had control of CONgress.

Posted by: DocJ at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (7bkOX)

264
"Well now, MissAustria is demonstrating how cleavage is done."


I'm sure it has something to do with the Alps

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (lKyWE)

265 This Economic Thread needs more Pie Charts.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (9oWeQ)

266 OK, ladies. Beefcake for you.

Safe for work.

https://tinyurl.com/ybnaeh9r

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (tbOMB)

267 256 >>Someone like Milana Vayntrub (AT&T girl) is my perfect woman.


Yep. AT&T Lily is hard to top.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (9oWeQ)


I can "top" her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (mbhDw)

268 Ahhh, Cake Girl!

Not much wrong with Pirate Chick or Blonde WCG 2005 Girl, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (Tdl6i)

269 "I thought alex was a chick ?"

She is.

And a very nice one in real life.


Demurely coy and divinely cold, I always say.

And now I think I'll go home. See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (X6fMO)

270 So a sandwich with eyes is a sexy photo for Women Ace? You don't get out much do you...

Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (O2RFr)

271 >>>You're an asshole, too, ace.

look, I have to make sure I keep my case of the Not-Gays. You tell me who is 'hot" and I'll put the picture up.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (8rNrN)

272 Beefy?

Posted by: Ham Sammich at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (XoldI)

273 Can we petition the Olympic Committee for women's uniforms base on Austrian Gamer Girl's design?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (A7DN1)

274 Someone like Milana Vayntrub (AT&T girl) is my perfect woman.


Yep. AT&T Lily is hard to top.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (9oWeQ)

She has real nice face but a rather large caboose. Not that there is anything wrong with that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (SjImc)

275 C'mon Ace, throw in a pic of a good looking non-beta man in there for us...
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (a0IVu)



Wait. I thought IC was a guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (Mouru)

276 This one went to school with my kids. The teachers always told her "You can't live on your looks alone." Heh.SFW.


Just google image Angie Everhard hair.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (lIZQs)

277 LOL, ace, that is not beef !

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (ihmYw)

278 "Yep. AT&T Lily is hard to top."

I think there has become much more of her from the waist down than there used to be.

But yes, cute as a button.

And her shirt buttons always look strained too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (J+eG2)

279 Johnny Coldcuts, is that you?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (0mRoj)

280 >>>AT&T Lily is hard to top.

Not really, once you bypass the legs, it's pretty straightforward.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (HId5C)

281 You tell me who is 'hot" and I'll put the picture up.





Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (8rNrN)


Adam Baldwin? Shirtless?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (PY9jH)

282 183 Jay - thanks! Actually I'm down to very few green plants, mostly xeriscape, succulents, decomposed granite/rock/gravel - and citrus. Potted veggies and herbs. No grass.

Will keep the stuff, and ponder possible uses.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (v9gSJ)



My pleasure. The succulents and citrus might benefit from the ferrous sulfate.

I should also have mentioned to be careful not to spill it on concrete, because when it gets wet it will oxidize up to the ferric state (rust, essentially) which will stain the concrete.

If that should happen, get some Barkeeper's Friend at Home Depot and apply it as a paste fairly soon.* Barkeeper's Friend contains oxalic acid, which chelates ferric ion to form tris(oxalato)ferrate(III), which undergoes photolysis in sunlight that reduces the Fe(III) back to Fe(II) (the ferrioxalate actinometer), which can then be washed off.

*Because rust (Fe2O3), which is of course red, is amenable to chelation, but slowly changes into Fe3O4 (magnetite, the stuff on audio tapes), which isn't.

Sorry for the chem rant. Probably a lot more than you ever wanted to know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (SRKgf)

283 @239

Sarah and Ryan's wedding announcement page.

http://tinyurl.com/ycfj7hsd

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (9A6UB)

284 Cake Gi.......

And I'm done.

Posted by: Mega at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (snULr)

285 Wait. I thought IC was a guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (Mouru)
*looks down at boobs* Nope.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (a0IVu)

286 >>> LOL, ace, that is not beef !

It's turkeybeef.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (8rNrN)

287 Here's some pretty muscular beefcake:

http://tinyurl.com/yallozd4

(not kidding here)

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (CPk08)

288 Wait. I thought IC was a guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (Mouru)
__


Nope, I am.

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (UmSfZ)

289 And in Ace's defense, Johnny Coldcuts is both mean and lean. Barely an ounce of fat on him, and that's mayo.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (eXSOZ)

290 look, I have to make sure I keep my case of the Not-Gays. You tell me who is 'hot" and I'll put the picture up.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (8rNrN)
================

Ace, you can split the difference and put up a pic of Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (Pqytn)

291 41 Cake girl has a gown in the background covered in plastic along with shoes.

I imagine I'm the only one that noticed that.

You guys are thinking what background.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017

*
*
I thought that was just some sort of curtain. Now that you've called my attention to it, of course.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (Tdl6i)

292 Maybe Ace need a pic of me at my new svelt 151 lbs, down from 198 for the ettes. I'm a lean mean fighting machine, well, more or less. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (SjImc)

293 >> I have to make sure I keep my case of the Not-Gays.


According to Expert Internet Sources from an Award Winning Military Blog, you are safe until you suck your 6th dick...

...so, unless you are hovering at 5 and planning on posting anything besides Bradley Cooper - you should be safe.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (9oWeQ)

294
Heh. Johnny ColdCuts.

Talk about OG AoSHQ memes......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (iFZVz)

295 JOHNNY COLDCUTS!!!!!!!

Oh man we are going back in time.

Can we finally have a debate between Johnny Cold Cuts and Gorilla Pundit?

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (9A6UB)

296 Just google image Angie Everhard hair.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (lIZQs)
===========================

She's really pretty.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (lwiT4)

297 LOL, ace, that is not beef !

It's turkeybeef.
Posted by: ace




Turkey beefcake. LOL.
That's what you ladies get for trying to force turkey bacon on us.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (T2Zv1)

298 Sprouts on a sandwich?!

I thought 'ettes had standards.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (KX3Wi)

299 Coldcuts make me hot.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (hMwEB)

300 283 @239

Sarah and Ryan's wedding announcement page.

http://tinyurl.com/ycfj7hsd
Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (9A6UB)


Ryan is doing an impersonation of Sophia Loren looking at Jayne Mansfield in the top photo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (mbhDw)

301 161 thong hair tie gif


forget the Gif, go to youtube!!!11!! STAT!
Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 01:53 PM (UmSfZ)

Ho Lee Phuc.

She could be Christina Hendricks' sister...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (wtvvX)

302 IIRC, cake girl found out about this website and mentioned our, um, fondness for her, in her twitter account?

Looking at cake girl makes me feel like Alfalfa from Our Gang when he looked at the girl in the gang (cannot recall the character's name). (sighs longingly)

Posted by: Eli Cash at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (a+WIL)

303 I have six pack abs and work out prolifically. But posting pics is a gay too far.

Bring on the damn boobage.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (A7DN1)

304 Maybe Ace need a pic of me at my new svelt 151 lbs,
down from 198 for the ettes. I'm a lean mean fighting machine, well,
more or less. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (SjImc)
=========================

You lost that much weight?? Wow!

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (lwiT4)

305 299 Coldcuts make me hot.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (hMwEB)


Hungarian sausage?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (mbhDw)

306 Ace, are you trying to tell the 'ettes something with the sammich pic?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (PY9jH)

307 Whatsa matta fo you. Why-a no Pizza Gir!?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (QrBXe)

308 Johnny ColdCuts?

Wow, that's back in the UrAOSHQ days.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (Pqytn)

309 Don't know if it matters, but the pics Jim sent in located in the sidebar has a street sign visible from his front porch...They way the tards are doxing people it may not be a good idea..

Probably been pointed out already?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (WKm1o)

310 225 This makes up for having to wake up to Sheila Jackass-Lee.

Posted by: Monkfish


JJS hates us. My brother, still refugeeing at my place from Houston, saw The Morning Report on my computer and demanded that I scroll down, please! Lol.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (0ogQG)

311 302 IIRC, cake girl found out about this website and mentioned our, um, fondness for her, in her twitter account?

Looking at cake girl makes me feel like Alfalfa from Our Gang when he looked at the girl in the gang (cannot recall the character's name). (sighs longingly)



Darla?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (T2Zv1)

312
You lost that much weight?? Wow!
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (lwiT4)

Well have to keep up with all the 20 year olds in the Unit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (SjImc)

313 Adam Baldwin? Shirtless?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM


I don't know Jane...I saw that episode too and I'm thinking the hiatus added a few pounds.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (0tfLf)

314 4 Words:

Go Make My Sammich

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (9oWeQ)

315 OT: I had the strange urge to listen to klezmer today. Not saying I caught whatever it was responsible for that on this website, but not saying I didn't.

*does the shifty eyes toward various Jooz*

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (eXSOZ)

316 310 225 This makes up for having to wake up to Sheila Jackass-Lee.

Posted by: Monkfish

JJS hates us. My brother, still refugeeing at my place from Houston, saw The Morning Report on my computer and demanded that I scroll down, please! Lol.
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (0ogQG)


Do not confuse hate with tough love.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (mbhDw)

317 'Creeped' and 'Flattered' would be a bad thing to name boobs, were one the sort of person who would name boobs.
Posted by: Corndog at August 30, 2017 02:01

A friend of mine named her boobs "Marg" and "Rita".

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (lfXAE)

318 Ace, are you trying to tell the 'ettes something with the sammich pic?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (PY9jH)



Give Ace a break. After all, the entire morning art thread was devoted to teh wimmen, what with the little guy in the boat and everything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:14 PM (Mouru)

319 Not only is that not beefcake, that's fricking lean turkey with sprouts and mustard (which has no fat).

That's the equivalent of posting a picture of Pajama Boy, sans pajamas.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at August 30, 2017 02:14 PM (Al42J)

320 Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (9A6UB)

I am creeper out and disgusted by this link and the fact that you did not share it earlier.

Posted by: Mega at August 30, 2017 02:14 PM (snULr)

321
*looks down at boobs* Nope.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (a0IVu)


Like that's proof you're not a guy

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2017 02:14 PM (lKyWE)

322 FU autocuke

Posted by: Mega at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (snULr)

323 Since I've gain paleo the cake holds no interest for me--none.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (nBr1j)

324 All this shit about Cake Girl and Tri-Corner Hat Girl...

WHAT ABOUT MEEE, BITCHEZ!

Posted by: Johnny Coldcuts at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (398bZ)

325 all right, picture for the ettes up

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)

326 Sarah and Ryan's wedding announcement page.



http://tinyurl.com/ycfj7hsd

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (9A6UB)
-------------------------------


Aww that's so sweet

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (lwiT4)

327 Pretty sure 3 Corner Hat Girl was, um, "put off" by our attention. She was a very early early Tea Party participant if I recall.

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (UmSfZ)

328 Man our work internet sucks today. Just tested it: 1.46Mbps downstream with a 129ms latency.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (uiwCw)

329 I was thinking it was gonna be Bradley Cooper. I was so very very wrong.

Posted by: Draki at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (Y0byY)

330 Looking at cake girl makes me feel like Alfalfa from Our Gang when he looked at the girl in the gang (cannot recall the character's name). (sighs longingly)

Posted by: Eli Cash at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM


Darla.
When I was in the Army I worked with a woman who could of been her twin. It quickly became her nickname. She was a great officer too.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (0tfLf)

331 @247: "Someone like Milana Vayntrub (AT&T girl) is my perfect woman."

Also known as Marvel's Squirrel Girl.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (KX3Wi)

332 I know a girl with : 'Kate and Allie'.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (9oWeQ)

333 Thank you, Ace! *fans self* *heads for bunk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (PY9jH)

334 ok, sorry, I'll just self-ban myself ..ace style . or maybe just a stint in the barrel with suffice ?

Posted by: albeit at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (VZQ4H)

335 That last chick has hairy nipules. Gross!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (HId5C)

336 all right, picture for the ettes up
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)



Please let it be Henry Waxman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (Mouru)

337 That's the equivalent of posting a picture of Pajama Boy, sans pajamas.

There is no amount of scrubbing with a wire brush and lye soap that is going to get that image out of my head.

Damn you. Damn you to hell.

Posted by: DocJ at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (7bkOX)

338 This kit looks interesting, thank goodness the design for her cloak is a decal but the shaft of the Naginata will have be put in some warm water to straighten out. Or just use a wood dowel for the shaft.

http://www.e2046.com/p/11735

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (VPhy/)

339 A Houston area Chick-fil-A manager did not hesitate to offer assistance when two regular customers called in their food orders with an emergency water rescue on the side.
Karen and J.C. Spencer thought they were weathering the worst of Tropical Storm Harvey until Monday when their home began taking in too much water as a result of the historic flooding sweeping southeast Texas. Unsure who to call for help; they rang up their favorite fried chicken joint.

We had to get out of there so I called Chick-fil-A, now that sounds kind of funny, J.C. Spencer said in an interview on Good Morning America Wednesday. I ordered two grilled chicken burritos with extra egg and a boat. And can you believe that one of the managers of Chick-fil-A, she sent her husband to pick us up and we are so grateful.

The Spencers were greeted by the still-unidentified restaurant managers husband on a jet ski.

Love that Franchise

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (SjImc)

340 all right, picture for the ettes up

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)
============================

Hmmm. Neither one is my type. Hopefully there will be a Round 2.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (lwiT4)

341
Vayntrub is the transliterated Russian for Weintraub.

Joo?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (mbhDw)

342 225 This makes up for having to wake up to Sheila Jackass-Lee.

Posted by: Monkfish



That face, and not even any pancakes.

I sense a disturbance in The Force.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (SRKgf)

343 Bah. Nobody is that happy doing chin-ups.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (Mouru)

344 Vayntrub is the transliterated Russian for Weintraub.

Joo?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (mbhDw)

Oh yeah she is an MOT...You did not know that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (SjImc)

345 Dear God. AOSHQ just became Playgirl.

Eye bleach.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (A7DN1)

346
I saw jagoff Warren Buffett on CNBC this morning saying the economy doesn't feel like it's at 3% more like 2%. Don't remember him talking down Barry's anemic economy. What an assclown

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (493sH)

347 >>>pic of a blue-eyed beefy feller added for the 'Ettes

I'd hit it. Adding the 'special sauce'.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (/qEW2)

348 Oh I see Ace got my pic up. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (SjImc)

349 mmmm..much better, Ace.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (a0IVu)

350 A friend of mine named her boobs "Marg" and "Rita".
Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (lfXAE)



"Pinky" and "Perky."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (SRKgf)

351 Dear God. AOSHQ just became Playgirl.



Eye bleach.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (A7DN1)


You're not questioning your sexuality are you? NTTAWWI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (PY9jH)

352 >>>Bah. Nobody is that happy doing chin-ups.

Maybe he's getting blown at the same time?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (HId5C)

353 Uzbek Joo, I thought, JJ.

How the f**k would I know that?

Simply absorbed it in passing, here, I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (OkKDg)

354 This kit looks interesting, thank goodness the design for her cloak is a decal but the shaft of the Naginata will have be put in some warm water to straighten out. Or just use a wood dowel for the shaft.

http://www.e2046.com/p/11735
=======================

She's going to need more armor.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (Pqytn)

355 I have a theory that men work their upper bodies so much because they think women are into muscles popping out of a shirt. Me? No.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (lwiT4)

356 Ooh, I think that added photo is ace having fun with the 'ettes.

Pit hair.

Tee hee.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (OkKDg)

357 I saw jagoff Warren Buffett on CNBC this morning saying the economy doesn't feel like it's at 3% more like 2%. Don't remember him talking down Barry's anemic economy. What an assclown


Buffet was born with a precisely calibrated Economic Growth-O-meter situated in his rectum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (Mouru)

358 I saw jagoff Warren Buffett on CNBC this morning...

He's got his, and he's doing all he can to make sure the rest of us stay poor and stupid. And, un-CNBC? It's, uh, NBC so, go figure.

Posted by: DocJ at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (7bkOX)

359 341. Naturlish. Her family were part of the ethnic Germans and others transported to Soviet Central Asia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (ykUcZ)

360 You can also google image Angie Everhard cover girl.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (lIZQs)

361 Adam Baldwin apparently doesn't manscape, which I find refreshing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (PY9jH)

362 Oh I see Ace got my pic up. LOL

You manage nice abs while drilling teeth, eh?

Come on, we want to see flop over the belt. Just admit it.

Posted by: JEM at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (TppKb)

363 Barack Hussein Obama doesn't feel like a .410. More like a 10 Ga.

Posted by: Warren Buffett's Dick at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (9oWeQ)

364 Nobody is that happy doing chin-ups.


Outside of the frame stands Mistress Molly, who prefers he just hang there like a good boy.

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (UmSfZ)

365 NGU, that is freaking awesome! Thank you for sharing it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (ihmYw)

366 I have a theory that men work their upper bodies so much because they think women are into muscles popping out of a shirt. Me? No.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (lwiT4)



Heh. How you doin'?

Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland, Inc. at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (Mouru)

367 "Pinky" and "Perky."
No naming them Pinky and the Brain unless one has some random varicose veins or something. And if that's the case, ewwwww.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (eXSOZ)

368 So when is the ham sammich with the scary eyeballs going to be indicted by Nifong?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (VPhy/)

369 >>359 341. Naturlish. Her family were part of the ethnic Germans and others transported to Soviet Central Asia. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (ykUcZ)

Wolgadeutsche.

Posted by: Zod at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

370 >>>Dear God. AOSHQ just became Playgirl.



Eye bleach.

Posted by: Marcus T

...

I've got to keep it fair. They're our equals. Supposedly.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (8rNrN)

371 Rush generalizing that GOPe temporizing/backstabbing/dodging etc. on big issues (well, "tax cuts" anyway) is not a viable strategy.

Really?

Who are those people in 95% of districts/states with GOPe incumbents gonna vote for, Rush?

Recall: a "two-party system" is merely a trap when the two parties, de facto, do not offer much choice when it comes to actual policy outcomes, as opposed to rhetoric imagery and branding.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (OkKDg)

372 Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (8rNrN)

turkeybeef is to beefcake as...I dunno...Lena Dunham is to CakeGirl?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (ihmYw)

373 This is just what I needed today. Thanks for Cake Girl and Tri-Corner Hat Girl.

The boss sent an email last Friday telling us he would be away from the office to work on "new strategies and plans to get us back where we were 18 months ago". Today, he showed up, took the office manager out to lunch...and said nothing to anyone else.

The mood here is not good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (rJUlF)

374 The nutty wife of a friend of my husband's has big boobies. I wish I had a dollar for every time she's called them "license" and "registration." As in, "Officer, here's my....."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (PY9jH)

375 369. Yep. The 'stans were Stalin's preferred destination for undesirables he couldn't afford to snuff

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (ykUcZ)

376 Ace has an autographed 8 x 10 of that Adam Baldwin picture. He never leaves home without it.

That's why he wears a J.Crew Messenger Bag.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (9oWeQ)

377 Dear God, six family members found dead in a van washed off the road next to Greens Bayou.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (CSMDm)

378 339 The Spencers were greeted by the still-unidentified restaurant managers husband on a jet ski.



Love that Franchise

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Did hubby bring the burritos too?

*great story*

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (0ogQG)

379 @370: "I've got to keep it fair. They're our equals. Supposedly."

Hmm, I dunno.

Those red handmaid dresses are more awesome than anything in my wardrobe.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (3Vlkn)

380 Oh well, enough yutzing and putzing. Back to writing before I fix my E2046 account and start ordering stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (VPhy/)

381 262 214 Well this figure will send the Soviet Justice Wankers into a tizzy...

http://www.e2046.com/p/19194

*
*
That's a model kit??? Wow, if only Aurora and Revell had done figures like that when I was a teen --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (Tdl6i)

382 Read the WSJ article on GDP. It's couched in so many dissembling statements and diversions you don't know what the hell you just read.

This is a positive economic sign. Especially if you read the underlying details.

They cite the one time Obama had the GDP up to 5.2 and completely ignore every other quarter of sub par pain. They skip right over the historically bad nature of the so called "recovery.

Why do Democrats hate the American people and capitalism so much?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (A7DN1)

383 I've got to keep it fair. They're our equals. Supposedly.
I think I heard somewhere some crap about women being aroused differently and that's why romance books or something. Bottom line, you may need to copy/paste some Georgette Heyer or something up ins.

The dudes will remain safe from The Homo, as nobody reads the content.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (eXSOZ)

384 Sounded more like motorboat!

Posted by: Rhennigantx at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (bmkS9)

385 I can't remember an economic report that has been revised UPWARD in the past eight years. They're usually (quietly) revised downward a couple points, with the requisite msm-splaining of why Obama is a financial genius and Staycations are all the rage and just think how you'll have the opportunity to study painting now that you've been layed off from your career.

Posted by: red speck at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (6Krd7)

386
Dear God, six family members found dead in a van washed off the road next to Greens Bayou.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (CSMDm)


Awful. They were swept away a couple of days ago. Father/driver managed to get out and was trying to help them get out. I can't even imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (PY9jH)

387 Anyone interested in some tofu-cake photos?

Posted by: Pajama Boy at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (7HtZB)

388 361 Adam Baldwin apparently doesn't manscape, which I find refreshing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (PY9jH)



I'm glad to hear that. I don't manscape either, and heard about it from a nurse when I was getting a physical. Hell, I was proud when I got a hairy chest.

Now I see guys in the gym who don't have a hair on their chests, who look like they rolled around in the funny papers, and who preen, pose, and photograph themselves in the mirror. And they're not obviously gay, either.

I suspect it's something in the water supply.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (SRKgf)

389 Buffet's business model takes advantage of the tax code, the estate tax in particular. Using life insurance (which Warren sells) is an easy end-run. He then can reinvest the premiums for years, and so can take a long investment horizon. The estate tax also forces the sale of many family-owned businesses -- Warren loves to buy the bigger ones.

The estate tax raises relatively little money, but creates a lot of distortians.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (+7/1f)

390 Oh Ace, you sure know how to warm my, uh, heart. Cake Girl returns.

Good times, good times!

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (lJW6d)

391 I saw jagoff Warren Buffett on CNBC this morning saying the economy
doesn't feel like it's at 3% more like 2%. Don't remember him talking
down Barry's anemic economy. What an assclown
=====

I think most of the big names have bearish positions -- kinda like Soros who always bets on the downmarket, and will work hard to ensure his positions pay out -- and they are not happy that optimism is working.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (MIKMs)

392 >>>AND IS ALSO KNOWN BY LITERALLY EVERYBODY TO BE BENDY WITH THE KINSEY SCALE THINGY

aaaand there goes the Diet Pepsi right through the nose.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (rJUlF)

393 But Palp I think most of the wolgadeutsche were pre-Soviet immigrants. Similar actually to the German and Italian immigrants recruited to southern Brazil and Argentina/Uruguay to establish farms, though a century earlier.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (OkKDg)

394 Fox News has hired Tomi Lahren as a contributor.

Huh.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (398bZ)

395 Dear God, six family members found dead in a van washed off the road next to Greens Bayou.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (CSMDm)
==========================

That's horrible. I had read a story earlier of two grandparents with 4 of their grandchildren feared dead. They were trying to escape in their van. I wonder it it's them. Poor family - how dreadful.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (lwiT4)

396 Forget Cake Girl. Look up Cake Farts.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2017 02:27 PM (2NqXo)

397 I think I heard somewhere some crap about women
being aroused differently and that's why romance books or something.
Bottom line, you may need to copy/paste some Georgette Heyer or
something up ins.



The dudes will remain safe from The Homo, as nobody reads the content.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (eXSOZ)


A while back, Ace posted something about a "romance novel" being written about the Obamas. One of the funniest things ever, as the horde got creative.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:27 PM (PY9jH)

398

I think most of the big names have bearish positions

-----

Bear positions? Call me

Posted by: Shep at August 30, 2017 02:27 PM (7HtZB)

399 Wolfus, Mai Shiranui is well known in gaming and anime circles for her spectacular double suspension. She is also a martial artist, primary weapon is her tessens. Plus is the girlfriend to one of the good guys.

Yes, must go write some more of Reaper Cat Six before going off to work.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 02:27 PM (VPhy/)

400 Ace. You can recover by posting some of the post election pudding dips by the ette's.

Until then, I'm banning myself.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 02:27 PM (A7DN1)

401 @371

In theory a challenger will rise to challenge the incumbent, see Ward/Flake in Arizona.

If the President would actively campaign against a do nothing GOP and back challengers to the neverTrumpers and GOPe assclowns, we may be able to get some people in Congress that will actually do our bidding and not the COC.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (9A6UB)

402 "I wonder it it's them."

Yes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (X9M8/)

403 Yes, must go write some more of Reaper Cat Six before going off to work.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

Cat6 is much faster than Cat5e

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (FZYNt)

404 You know who manscapes? Carlos Danger, that's who.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (PY9jH)

405 Our (7) kids named my wife's boobs, "Breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper, snack, and midnight snack." And, no, she's not a cat.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:29 PM (lIZQs)

406 I think most of the big names have bearish positions

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at August 30, 2017 02:29 PM (SRKgf)

407 Jesus, naked pajama boy and manscaped carlos danger. This thread has taken a very dark turn.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:29 PM (ihmYw)

408 For my money, one of the greatest moments in the history of the HQ was when Cake Girl herself showed up in the comments and was asking things like "So what is the deal with the 'elbows'?"

Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (ujwCG)

409 Yes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (X9M8/)
============================

That just breaks my heart. I can't even imagine if it were my grandbabies ..... oh dear Lord.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (lwiT4)

410 >>393 But Palp I think most of the wolgadeutsche were pre-Soviet immigrants. Similar actually to the German and Italian immigrants recruited to southern Brazil and Argentina/Uruguay to establish farms, though a century earlier. Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (OkKDg)

They were, from the 18th century...but Stalin's suspicion had them wholly relocated from the Volga basin eastwards during the Great Patriotic War.

Posted by: Zod at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (Bdeb0)

411 404 You know who manscapes? Carlos Danger, that's who.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (PY9jH)



Doesn't surprise me.

That kind of vanity strikes me as effeminate in men.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (SRKgf)

412 382 Read the WSJ article on GDP. It's couched in so many dissembling
statements and diversions you don't know what the hell you just read.


Posted by: Marcus T

I just learned a trick to beat the WSJ firewall (the old Goolag trick no longer works). Copy the WSJ link and go to archive.is and paste in the search archives box. The full article will pop up, and it even makes a short url for ya.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (0ogQG)

413 Never saw it before but just finished watching the most SJW triggering movie ever.

Sweet Home Alabama

Not bad for a chick flick.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (LuKE7)

414 Real men manscape down to a clean manly length with a hedge-trimmer - although the misses *do* tend to dull the blades...

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (eXSOZ)

415
Recovery Summer, bitchez!!!!


For reelz!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (NyJwR)

416 Cake Girl ended up being a good sport once she realized most of the creepiness is/was tongue in cheek.


Most.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (9oWeQ)

417 @404: "You know who manscapes? Carlos Danger, that's who."

Add him to Yoko and Chelsea Manning and you're most of the way to a potential Village People reboot.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (3Vlkn)

418
I think most of the big names have bearish positions -- kinda like Soros who always bets on the downmarket, and will work hard to ensure his positions pay out -- and they are not happy that optimism is working.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (MIKMs)


Reviled Nazi Koch brothers: run a business that provides the kind of middle-class jobs we're told are so important.

Heroic "resistance" leader George Soros: currency rapist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (X9M8/)

419 236: I'll take pictures of that swat team guy carrying the woman and her baby in the flood waters all day long.... with my face photoshopped in place of the the woman and the baby.

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2017 02:32 PM (hZ+us)

420 What am I missing?

The House and Senate leaders could kick ass with committee reassignments and the like to force stragglers to go along with new agenda. Tougher in the Senate, I'll grant.

Instead we have a Congress that's going along with trying to fuck up Trump.

September will be interesting if Trump goes to the mattresses, which I believe he will.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 02:32 PM (+7/1f)

421 416 Cake Girl ended up being a good sport once she realized most of the creepiness is/was tongue in cheek.


Most.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (9oWeQ)

'Tongue in cheek' - are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

422
Didn't all of our lefty betters tell us that we'd never 3% and scoffed when Trump said we'd hit it (and that's without the tax cuts) because we were supposed to accept Barry's Soviet style economy of bullshit numbers and unicorn green jobs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (493sH)

423 Kreplach right, I get that. It's certainly tricky. The timing. When do you finally decide to go publicly against "your" party's members, back challengers, etc.? That's a biiiiiiiig, even yuge, step for a president to take.

Of course Trump is quite unconventional might be just the guy to do this. But he may have no choice other than to take the risk.

Funny, now there's talk of "tax cuts".

There's a surtax of $10-15K on millions of people that's hurting them, even forcing them off health insurance for the first time in their lives. But that's simply an invisible problem. Even though that "class" is probably twice the size of the class getting subsidized (crappy) insurance.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (OkKDg)

424 Stock market? If all you morons could shop at Walgreens that would be appreciated. Just saying.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (LuKE7)

425 I've got to keep it fair. They're our equals. Supposedly.

Posted by: ace


We're not going to have to partition off a post a week for this Hostages-style, are we?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (AM1GF)

426 Most.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (9oWeQ)


If AT&T Lily ever shows up in the comments, you will be SO busted.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (ihmYw)

427 with my face photoshopped in place of the the woman and the baby.
I think in fanfiction circles that would be a kind of "possession Sue".

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (eXSOZ)

428 Heroic "resistance" leader George Soros: currency rapist.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (X9M8/)



Let he who has never dorked a Krone cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (Mouru)

429 Awful. They were swept away a couple
of days ago. Father/driver managed to get out and was trying to help
them get out. I can't even imagine.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (PY9jH)


Anyone who knows that poor man had better put him on suicide watch.


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (6JL3d)

430 Well, Zod, the teen craze of the time was "go east, young man!" And old woman, and everyone else - if you were Chechen, or Ingush, or apparently Volga kraut.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 02:36 PM (OkKDg)

431 REPORTER SEES 1ST RESPONDERS SHARING WATER
ANCHOR CUTS IN WHEN THEY LEARN THE TRUTH

http://gorillapundit.com
Funny Shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:36 PM (SjImc)

432 OT:

If anyone is interested in a "new" gaming keyboard, Newegg has a manufacturer-certified refurbed Corsair K70 Vengeance keyboard on sale for less than a $100. It includes a one-year factory warranty.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (Pqytn)

433 >>If AT&T Lily ever shows up in the comments, you will be SO busted.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (ihmYw)


I'm hoping she'll be flattered.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (9oWeQ)

434 I want one (remove spaces):



http://www.defensenews.com/land/ 2017/08/30/russian-kalashnikov- arms-maker-presents -riot-control-vehicle/

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (uiwCw)

435 "I'm hoping she'll be flattered."

You misspelled splattered.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (+7/1f)

436 Palin Defamation suit against NYT got tossed.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (vChNs)

437 I thought Adam Baldwin was the kind of doughy, religious Baldwin brother. This one makes more sense as a sex symbol..

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (hZ+us)

438 I've got to keep it fair. They're our equals. Supposedly.

Nah.

We're your superiors, who adore you so much we let you think you run the show.

But we all know we gotcha y'all by the short......hairs.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (ihmYw)

439 437 I thought Adam Baldwin was the kind of doughy, religious Baldwin brother. This one makes more sense as a sex symbol..
Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (hZ+us)

He's not one of those Baldwins.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (0mRoj)

440 Meanwhile back at the ranch, Iwan is still beating the indians
legalinsurrection- former IT aide Imran Awan still has active house email account/#more-225488

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 02:40 PM (pPKG5)

441 Palin Defamation suit against NYT got tossed.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (vChNs)
=================

Saw that. Not surprised.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 02:40 PM (Pqytn)

442 Ignoramus, it's not easy, but it's not complicated.

No CRs longer than 10 days' duration.

No omnibus CRs of any duration.

Force votes on border security, crushing "sanctuary" lawlessness with real sanctions.

And FFS stop the insurance company subsidies. That "industry" pulled the pin on the grenade happily, let them figure out what to do with it. Trump has hinted at the past at a politically effective/less responsible approach - let O-care detonate spectacularly on its own. Time for that. Doesn't fix the biggest problem (disastrous distortion through mandates/minimum coverages), but gets everyone's attention.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 02:40 PM (OkKDg)

443 OMG Ace!! Where did you fine the picture of cake girl!?? I thought her rich daddy had the interwebs scrubbed of her fappiness. OR - maybe you just had her save in yer own personal spank bank!?

D-O-M




Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2017 02:40 PM (WLK0w)

444 Reviled Nazi Koch brothers: run a business that provides the kind of middle-class jobs we're told are so important.
Heroic "resistance" leader George Soros: currency rapist. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (X9M8/)
=====

Regular people earning money a regular industry: vile. People of some sort playing government games: clean.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (MIKMs)

445 Wow, I'm listening to Joe Bonamassa in the background, and he's doing "Motherless Children."

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (lIZQs)

446 Rhomboid, good ideas all. Let us pray ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (+7/1f)

447 A team of Israeli mental health professionals will arrive in Houston on Thursday morning to help victims of Hurricane Harvey.

The response effort was organized by the Israel Rescue Coalition, which is comprised of hundreds of volunteer responders primarily specializing in search and rescue operations. The IRC has been involved in major disaster relief efforts around the globe, including operations in Japan, Haiti and Nepal.




When asked what was most needed in Houston, the IRC was told that psychological and emotional assistance was a top priority.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (SjImc)

448 and he's doing "Motherless Children."
========

How fortunate for them.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (vg8iE)

449 BTW... does the FAB still have her security clearance? Is she still running a server in her house?

Just wondering.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (aT+Bx)

450 That kind of vanity strikes me as effeminate in men.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (SRKgf)

I'm not so sure. Young guys wouldn't be spending so much time and money on grooming if the young ladies didn't approve.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (7uYFy)

451 445 Wow, I'm listening to Joe Bonamassa in the background, and he's doing "Motherless Children."
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (lIZQs)

All children have mothers. Not every child has a mom.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (0mRoj)

452 Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (9oWeQ)

You're hoping she;ll ask you to take her fishing!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (ihmYw)

453 And it was all so 'unexpectedly'. I never grew so sick of a word as I did the word 'unexpectedly' in the Obama years.

Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (Fw5cQ)

----
If there's a republican president "experts" must predict bad economic news, if democrat, they must predict good economic news. It doesn't matter what actually happens or what they actually think. That explains the continued "unexpected" economic news.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (xqRaG)

454 BTW... does the FAB still have her security clearance? Is she still running a server in her house?

Just wondering.


Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (aT+Bx)

=======

I do whatever the fuck I want! No one is the boss of me!

When are you dumbasses gonna get a clue?

*cackle cackle cackle*

Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (vg8iE)

455 Bonamassa can play. His style gets a bit overbearing after a while, for me. I have a hard time sitting through an entire show.

Guy has great taste in guitars, though.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (9oWeQ)

456 New poll has Dr. Kelly Ward ahead of the appropriately named Sen. Flake in AZ.

She's a class act. Primary-ing a few of these RINO cyborgs would concentrate their minds wonderfully!

I suspect Ward would've put an end to the McCain evil once & for all-- if only she'd had a clean one-on-one shot at him in the primary, instead of being just one of 5 or 6 "challengers."

Posted by: mnw at August 30, 2017 02:44 PM (5cCew)

457 >>You're hoping she;ll ask you to take her fishing!


She'd look cute in waders.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:44 PM (9oWeQ)

458 453 And it was all so 'unexpectedly'. I never grew so sick of a word as I did the word 'unexpectedly' in the Obama years.

Job-killing, economy-crushing policies and almost nonexistent job and GDP growth? Unexpected!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:45 PM (0mRoj)

459 Young guys wouldn't be spending so much time and money on grooming if the young ladies didn't approve.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (7uYFy)


More likely their boyfriends.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:46 PM (ihmYw)

460
Guy has great taste in guitars, though.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (9oWeQ)


59 Les Paul l Standard

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2017 02:46 PM (lKyWE)

461 432
OT:



If anyone is interested in a "new" gaming keyboard, Newegg has a
manufacturer-certified refurbed Corsair K70 Vengeance keyboard on sale
for less than a $100. It includes a one-year factory warranty.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (Pqytn)

I have the K95 RGB Platinum. It is the best keyboard ever, and it is worth every penny at twice the price.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 02:46 PM (tbOMB)

462 Not even with all the cheating and lying could they gin up a single 3%+ quarter for the JEF.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2017 01:46 PM (oF/7l)



Well there was always a reason for it. Poor weather, good weather, cloudy skies, the Super Bowl, someone had a cold. Never Barry's fault the economy was barely alive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 02:47 PM (493sH)

463 I'm not so sure. Young guys wouldn't be spending so much time and money on grooming if the young ladies didn't approve.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (7uYFy)


That's what my wife says, too.

Still, I think part of being a man is not being so easily led by the nose, or so eager to please. Can you see John Wayne, Lee Marvin, Steve McQueen, or James Garner manscaping? Rock Hudson or Liberace, sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:47 PM (SRKgf)

464 >>59 Les Paul l Standard


One of many he has...and a host of other vintage gear.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (9oWeQ)

465 Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (vg8iE)

According to Drudge, you are on your book tour, and charging $750 to have a pic made with you in it.

So back to work, PT Barnum.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (0ogQG)

466 Wow, I'm listening to Joe Bonamassa in the background, and he's doing "Motherless Children."
Posted by: bergerbilder

All children have mothers. Not every child has a mom.
Posted by: Insomniac


A while back, when the third person in my circle (myself included) lost their mother (F*** Cancer), we joked about a "Motherless Sons Club".

This getting older thing really kinda blows.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (AM1GF)

467 Adam Baldwin addition makes any thread bunkworthy!

Glad to hear Jim in TX is doing ok! Prayers for TX and LA. And the West which is currently on fire. Mother nature, she be fierce and unmerciful sometimes.

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (hvf9s)

468 438 I've got to keep it fair. They're our equals. Supposedly.


Nah.


We're your superiors, who adore you so much we let you think you run the show.


But we all know we gotcha y'all by the short......hairs.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (ihmYw)

Aren't they cute? Equal! Ha!

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (wZuWv)

469 And it was all so 'unexpectedly'. I never grew so sick of a word as I did the word 'unexpectedly' in the Obama years.

Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (Fw5cQ)



Even more than "vibrant" or "robust?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (SRKgf)

470 Dear Adam Baldwin,

Please call me.

Posted by: A Razor at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (4AVeu)

471 466 Wow, I'm listening to Joe Bonamassa in the background, and he's doing "Motherless Children."
Posted by: bergerbilder

All children have mothers. Not every child has a mom.
Posted by: Insomniac

A while back, when the third person in my circle (myself included) lost their mother (F*** Cancer), we joked about a "Motherless Sons Club".

This getting older thing really kinda blows.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (AM1GF)

That wasn't what I was getting at, but I am sorry about that.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:49 PM (0mRoj)

472 438 I've got to keep it fair. They're our equals. Supposedly.


Nah.


We're your superiors, who adore you so much we let you think you run the show.


But we all know we gotcha y'all by the short......hairs.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (ihmYw)

Got any spare adoration?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (0mRoj)

473 >> Dear Adam Baldwin,

Please call me.
Posted by: A Razor at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (4AVeu)


I think Tammy al'Thor wants to check him for ticks, first.


Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (9oWeQ)

474 Trump's U6 numbers aren't very good, however. And most economists and market watchers see another market crash in the next six to twelve months. I guess you have to celebrate whatever you've got though.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (YJMax)

475 That wasn't what I was getting at, but I am sorry about that.

Posted by: Insomniac


I know. It just doesn't take much to spur my melancholy these days, I guess.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (AM1GF)

476 did the eclipse last week have something to do with the weather this week? darkening the whole US at noon

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (fSiAi)

477 447 A team of Israeli mental health professionals will arrive in Houston on Thursday morning to help victims of Hurricane Harvey.
_______________________________

In other words, Jewish mothers who serve chicken soup.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (4AVeu)

478 This getting older thing really kinda blows. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (AM1GF)
=====

Yeah, when my mom died I was the oldest surviving on both sides of the family of the cousins.

I don't feel that old.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2017 02:51 PM (MIKMs)

479 A team of Israeli mental health professionals will arrive in Houston on Thursday morning to help victims of Hurricane Harvey.
_______________________________

In other words, Jewish mothers who serve chicken soup.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (4AVeu)

You could do worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:51 PM (SjImc)

480 >>Trump's U6 numbers aren't very good, however. And most economists and market watchers see another market crash in the next six to twelve months. I guess you have to celebrate whatever you've got though.



Gonna be an early Rally.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:51 PM (9oWeQ)

481 Guy has great taste in guitars, though.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (9oWeQ)


His collection includes Keith Richard's original Telecaster.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:51 PM (lIZQs)

482 474 Yeah,like you celebrated on election night.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2017 02:51 PM (rmVvL)

483 You should see Trump's polls. Hillary is going to win in a landslide!

Posted by: Bull Wynn at August 30, 2017 02:52 PM (usCMa)

484 oh no, hundreds of rescuers asking how come I don't see a ring on your finger and/or why no kids yet huh?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 02:52 PM (fSiAi)

485 Billy still has sand in his vag from Hillary losing.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:52 PM (0mRoj)

486 My grandmother was one of those Volga Deutsch. Spent WWI further east, waiting for my great-grandfather to be able to bring the rest of the family over to America. They should have just traveled to Mexico and waded into America, nein?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 30, 2017 02:52 PM (FQKBL)

487 I will forever cherish the pearl necklace so lovingly bestowed upon me by Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (vg8iE)

488 469 And it was all so 'unexpectedly'. I never grew so sick of a word as I did the word 'unexpectedly' in the Obama years.

Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (Fw5cQ)


Even more than "vibrant" or "robust?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (SRKgf)

Pivot.
Some say...
the right side of history....
... Ummmmmm,,,, aahhhhh...errrrrrrr

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (hZ+us)

489 >>His collection includes Keith Richard's original Telecaster.


Both those guys have bought guitars from / through me. Joe might not know where his came from, but Keith does.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (9oWeQ)

490 Real men manscape down to a clean manly length with a hedge-trimmer - although the misses *do* tend to dull the blades...
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (eXSOZ)
______


Me: I think in the last ten years I've gotten way more wooly than I ever was.
IPspouse: Yea, your gonna have to reign it in a little, Squatch..
Me: Norelco?
IPspouse: More like Ryobi

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (UmSfZ)

491 Not shown: Heavy Metal Hannah.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2017 02:54 PM (bIwZ6)

492 479 A team of Israeli mental health professionals will arrive in Houston on Thursday morning to help victims of Hurricane Harvey.
_______________________________

In other words, Jewish mothers who serve chicken soup.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (4AVeu)

You could do worse

_________________________________

When you're right, you're right.

Does it help? Mehh.

But, it couldn't hurt (pronounced "hoit" for all you non-Yiddish types).

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2017 02:54 PM (4AVeu)

493 "This getting older thing really kinda blows."

I became an orphan at the tender age of 49.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:54 PM (lIZQs)

494 Trump giving a tax speech.

He said, "I want to get this done. And I don't want to be disappointed by Congress. By CONGRESS! Do you know what I mean?"

LOL


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (8iiMU)

495 Oddly enough the U6 numbers are down since January.
http://tinyurl.com/yeg3hd6
I don't think Bill Wynn is checking the correct numbers.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (N3JsI)

496 I come naturally manscaped, ladies.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (/qEW2)

497 Pivot.
Some say...
the right side of history....
... Ummmmmm,,,, aahhhhh...errrrrrrr
Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (hZ+us)
--------

Let me be clear

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (SeU96)

498 When asked what was most needed in Houston, the IRC was told that psychological and emotional assistance was a top priority.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (SjImc)


I've found out just how exhausting a crisis like this can be, even though we came out materially unscathed. To face a situation where there's nothing you can do about what's happening left us utterly worn out.

Again, thank you all for just saying you care.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (vZvre)

499 I mostly lurk here, but I have to ask a question. Why do so many of you keep saying the GOP is clueless? The problem is they aren't on our side. They never have been. They've been putting on a show for the last few decades to get elected, then do their own thing or their masters' bidding once in office. They would rather commit hari kari than actually do what voters want them to do.

Posted by: Cassandra at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (faNYE)

500 Pivot.
Some say...
the right side of history....
... Ummmmmm,,,, aahhhhh...errrrrrrr
Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (hZ+us)
--------

Let me be clear



Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (SeU96)

======

"Folks"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (vg8iE)

501 WAPO's take on the positive economic news:

"Economy Grows at 3% Rate For First Time In Trump Presidency"

Real headline, not a joke,

.Unf**king believable.

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (MxEKc)

502 493 I got you beat,orphan by 43

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2017 02:57 PM (rmVvL)

503 I guess you have to celebrate whatever you've got though.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (YJMax)



OK, gang, we're back to that hearty chestnut: "Hillary Clinton will NEVER be President!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:57 PM (SRKgf)

504 "Wow, I'm listening to Joe Bonamassa in the background, and he's doing "Motherless Children."

Theres new Black Country Communion out. If you're a Bonamassa fan, check it out. Good stuff!!

Posted by: lowfibass at August 30, 2017 02:57 PM (BrqlK)

505 500 With a whistle

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2017 02:57 PM (rmVvL)

506 Warren Buffet can kindly go away and die now. Or, not kindly. Either way.

Posted by: Eli Cash at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (a+WIL)

507
Both those guys have bought guitars from / through me. Joe might not know where his came from, but Keith does.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (9oWeQ)


I've read that the Flying V Korina he owns was bought from Steven Seagal who is an avid guitar collector

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (lKyWE)

508 500 Pivot.
Some say...
the right side of history....
... Ummmmmm,,,, aahhhhh...errrrrrrr
Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (hZ+us)
--------

Let me be clear



Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (SeU96)

======

"Folks"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (vg8iE)



"That's not who we are."

Grrrrr.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (SRKgf)

509 I mostly lurk here, but I have to ask a question. Why do so many of you keep saying the GOP is clueless? The problem is they aren't on our side. They never have been. They've been putting on a show for the last few decades to get elected, then do their own thing or their masters' bidding once in office. They would rather commit hari kari than actually do what voters want them to do.

Posted by: Cassandra


Embrace the healing power of "and". They are not on our side. And they are clueless as to where that road leads.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (AM1GF)

510 496 I come naturally manscaped, ladies.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (/qEW2)
_________________________________

Me too.

*cough, cough*

Posted by: Ivanoff L. Tumor, Chernobyl at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (4AVeu)

511 "But, it couldn't hurt (pronounced "hoit" for all you non-Yiddish types)."


Hasidim, but I don't get ' em. (Yeah, I stole that one)

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (lIZQs)

512 I better get my lies straight and and ready to vomit out on Warren's command if that bastard Trump moves on tax reform.

Posted by: Warren Buffet's Secretary at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (a+WIL)

513 OK, gang, we're back to that hearty chestnut: "Hillary Clinton will NEVER be President!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 02:57 PM (SRKgf)
--------

Now THAT one never gets old.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (SeU96)

514 493 I got you beat,orphan by 43

Posted by: steevy


Was going to note I didn't turn 46 until after burying dad, but that wasn't exactly a contest I felt like winning...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (AM1GF)

515 >>I've read that the Flying V Korina he owns was bought from Steven Seagal who is an avid guitar collector


Yeah. He's big into old Miss. Blues players and the ensuing Chicago scene. Became friends with Albert King...

lotta celebs and pros collect vintage gear.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 03:00 PM (9oWeQ)

516 It's a damn good thing this is a conservative site.

All that chest hair up top would have triggered massive retaliation anywhere else.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:00 PM (3myMJ)

517 PDT:

"They (other competitive countries) are taking us, frankly, to the cleaners."

"...and your Senator, Clare McCaskill needs to get this done. If she doesn't, you need to vote her out of office." Huge cheers.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2017 03:00 PM (8iiMU)

518 I became an orphan at 53--or 10 years ago. My wife became an orphan about five years ago. I became the patriarch of my family when my older brother died last year.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (nBr1j)

519 Memphis/Chicago Scene I should have typed.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (9oWeQ)

520 Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (T2Zv1)

DARLA!!

Thanks, Rick. That was going to bother me the rest of the day!

Posted by: Eli Cash at August 30, 2017 03:02 PM (a+WIL)

521 guess you have to celebrate whatever you've got though.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (YJMax)


My blessings list has required binders since last November.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:03 PM (3myMJ)

522 Probably already been said, but there are no conservatives in GOPe.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 03:04 PM (zLDYs)

523 Cake Girl has my wang up by 62%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2017 03:04 PM (oVJmc)

524 I do whatever the fuck I want! No one is the boss of me!



When are you dumbasses gonna get a clue?



*cackle cackle cackle*

Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (vg8iE)

I think you meant "cankle cankle cankle"

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 30, 2017 03:05 PM (vkS2Z)

525 Always good to see Bill Wynn, The Nostradamus of AOS.
Well, not really...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 03:05 PM (O5Q3r)

526 Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (wZuWv)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 03:06 PM (ihmYw)

527 Pelosi is just old and nearing death. As a Catholic she knows she has prblems. She has to start making amends for all of her progressive wrongdoings so St Peter doesnt fall over laughing as he sends her to hell.

Posted by: Elliot at August 30, 2017 03:06 PM (FYB4N)

528 Stop reading Zerohedge. Then maybe you'll get the U.S. economic situation correct.

ZH is run by a guy with close connections to the Russian government. Think about how they would spread disinformation or exploit a situation and the ZH articles write themselves. Plus a lot of blatant anti Semitic comments.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 03:06 PM (A7DN1)

529 "I saw jagoff Warren Buffett on CNBC this morning saying the economy doesn't feel like it's at 3% more like 2%. "

That's because they were finally allowed to finish off the pipelines and are no longer shipping oil by (Buffett's) railroad.

Probably got some secret subsidies cut. If they cut all the subsidies Buffett's companies get he would be screaming how high taxes are. Funny how he hands out gifts of Berkshire Hathaway stock to people who could look into practices of its subsidiaries. One share is going for $271,460 but I think you have to be approved to allow you to buy one. Remember right there were some accusations of fraud for how his companies both sold double-wide trailers and financed double-wide trailers.

Remember how Dubya shut Buffett up by threatening to make Buffett's airline rental company pay its fair share of landing fees?

Posted by: Mudd at August 30, 2017 03:06 PM (cfHE9)

530 I'll be glad to see Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Satan's barbed prong at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (fSiAi)

531 Got any spare adoration?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (0mRoj)


That "you" was all-inclusive, honey. You know I adore you, ffs!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (ihmYw)

532 Posted by: Bill Wynn at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (YJMax)

I remember when Bill "Foreskin" Wynn used to engage.

Dropping a turd and running like a typical troll is better, saves time.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (3myMJ)

533 Yup, when Pop (ex-P38 Lighting crew chief in the Pacific - Mr. "I had to keep those kids in line") died, I was 46 I think, I became an orphan, then again when Mom died. The double whammy.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (uPMKA)

534 Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM

Wait. Cake Girl is a wicked local Masshole and I never knew this?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (p+Wdc)

535
Cake Girl has my wang up by 62%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Looks like it's going to be an early night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (IqV8l)

536 Bill Wynn's only purpose in life is to irritate. Now there's a fine example of a life well lived.

Posted by: scabies mite at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (/qEW2)

537 Look at the kind of distraction that causes. Almost embarreled.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 03:09 PM (p+Wdc)

538 So Bill Wynn is taking solace in a future forecast of DOOOMMMM!!!!!!

Stay theoretical, Ponyboy. Stay theoretical.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2017 03:09 PM (oVJmc)

539 Cake Girl has my wang up by 62%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Looks like it's going to be an early...crap.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 03:10 PM (T2Zv1)

540 The only thing that could make Cake Girl cuter is if I found out 'Ryan' was a 53-year-old fat guy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2017 03:11 PM (oVJmc)

541 Jane asked for Adam Baldwin. So, here:

He looks just like me. Just sayin' ettes.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 03:11 PM (Jcg9Q)

542 Adam Baldwin...

.......


I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:12 PM (4df7R)

543 Cake Girl has my wang up by 62%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Looks like it's going to be an early night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Let's not be premature.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 30, 2017 03:12 PM (/qEW2)

544 Americans for Limited Government and Phyllis Schlafly Eagles are sponsoring the first in a series of rallies designed to call out Republicans in Congress who are obstructing President Donald Trump;s legislative agenda. First up is Pennsylvania Representative Charles Dent.

-BB

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 03:12 PM (mcI77)

545 All that's missing is a busty Japanese girl trying to fit through a hole in a door

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 03:12 PM (n6bZq)

546 Every time you refresh you get cake-cleavage.

Nice work!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:13 PM (3myMJ)

547 I love Trumps hyperbole, gonna drive the leftists crazy.

We cannot spare this man, he fights.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (9A6UB)

548 Hannah Minx...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTcfeature=youtu.be

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (XoldI)

549 Pelosi was born a Jew. Does the Jewish religion allow you to (formally) renounce it?

It was sad seeing her carry that huge gavel. I doubt if anyone in the future will be allowed to see that video. Pyrrhic victory. Pelosi's daughter seems like a nice person. Maybe JFK implanted Pelosi herself with Kennedy evil.

Posted by: Mudd at August 30, 2017 03:16 PM (cfHE9)

550 Nood, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2017 03:17 PM (bIwZ6)

551 I like that Wynn had to dig deep and find U-6 so he'd had something to talk about.

Hey Bill, suck on this:

"US U-6 Unemployment Rate is at 8.90%, compared to 8.90% last month and 10.10% last year. This is lower than the long term average of 10.61%."

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (3myMJ)

552 218
How come us 'ettes don't get pics of hunky men, huh? Like the firemen calendar spread or something?

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (a0IVu)
============================


I wonder what Neil Young would look like, holding a cake?

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (lwiT4)



Like a scarecrow holding suet?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (TdMsT)

553 549 Pelosi was born a Jew. Does the Jewish religion allow you to (formally) renounce it?
_____________________________________

You can renounce it because we don't excommunicate. Quite frankly, too much paperwork and I don't get out of my geleger for less than 50 shekels.

However, shunning and shaming?

That's a different story.

And believe me, after 5000 years, we know a little bit about shunning and shaming.

Posted by: Ivanoff L. Tumor, Chernobyl at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (4AVeu)

554 so in Trump's first full quarter, he beats all 32 Obama quarters. thank allah for affirmative action because that dude was a born loser.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (nFwvY)

555 Pelosi was born a Jew. Does the Jewish religion allow you to (formally) renounce it?
_____________________________________

You can renounce it because we don't excommunicate. Quite frankly, too much paperwork and I don't get out of my geleger for less than 50 shekels.

However, shunning and shaming?

That's a different story.

And believe me, after 5000 years, we know a little bit about shunning and shaming.
Posted by: Ivanoff L. Tumor

Anethema?

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (9TU00)

556 JOHNNY COLDCUTS you Time-travelling-Bologna-sandwich-magnigicent-bastard - who predicted the Red Sox winning the 2004 World Series

Not so much 'predicted' because you were there and saw it and came back to tell us

Posted by: Hobbiehawk at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (Qot/z)

557 549 Pelosi was born a Jew. Does the Jewish religion allow you to (formally) renounce it?

Hm? She's Italian, and her mother is from Campobasso, which doesn't have a notable Jewish community.

Are you sure she's Jewish? Sounds dubious.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (CPk08)

558 Thank you, Jane! Nothing like American beefcake to lighten one's mood. That is one fine looking individual.

Posted by: Anna Mac at August 31, 2017 04:45 PM (rj4Yf)

559 You're right we "Y" gals appreciate some American beefcake.....not just you guys who like ''eye candy'....

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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat