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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/30/17) The Hurricane Edition

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Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Nearly 70% of the country is either female, people of color, or young adults between 18 and 35, or a combination of the three. The angry white guy is dying out, and the Census Bureau has already told us that by 2050, white people are going to be the minority, and I’m not sad to say I can’t wait for that day to happen. I hope I live long enough to see it because it will be a better country.” Michael Moore.


Quote II

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” Robert Frost


Quote III

“Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later, win a little more.” Louis L'Amour


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Once again, activist court thwarts the will of the people.

AUSTIN, Texas — A federal judge has temporarily blocked most of Texas’ tough new “sanctuary cities” law allowing police to inquire about people’s immigration status during routine interactions such as traffic stops.
Opponents call the measure, which sailed through the Republican-controlled Legislature, a “show your papers” law. They sued, and the ruling by U.S. District Judge Orlando Garcia in San Antonio keeps it from taking effect Friday, allowing the case time to proceed.
Conservatives say the crackdown on illegal immigration enforces the rule of law.

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Hurricane Harvey. It has brought out our best. Hurricane Harvey. It has brought out the worst.

The Good. The Bad. And The Judgmental.

The church had announced on Twitter late Tuesday morning that it was receiving people who need shelter. Osteen announced the move himself shortly after, adding in a tweet that he and wife Victoria Osteen "care deeply about our fellow Houstonians."

The move followed a day of online criticism from those who claimed the church closed its doors while other places of worship, including several mosques, opened theirs to people who needed help.


Earlier Osteen had indicated that his church was inaccessible due to the flood waters.


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More bad news on the Harvey front. The National Flood Insurance Program is underwater. And it continues to sink.

The National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP), the singular source of flood insurance for most Americans, is already $23 billion in debt after servicing prior natural disasters, including Hurricanes Sandy and Katrina. Costs from Harvey are expected to increase that debt by billions of dollars. The NFIP, which is overseen by FEMA, has borrowed money from the U.S. Treasury, and thus from taxpayers, in order to keep itself running. That debt is due next month, when the program is also up for reauthorization in Congress.


And the likes of Bernie Sanders wants to hand over control of health insurance to Washington, D.C.

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When you build along side water, bad things can and will happen. Developers and Republicans= Bad. Scientists and average Joe = Good.

In recent days, the flooding caused by Hurricane Harvey has raised water levels in some parts of the watershed high enough to completely cover a Cadillac. The vanished wetlands wouldn’t have prevented flooding, but they would have made it less painful, experts say.
The Harvey-wrought devastation is just the latest example of the consequences of Houston’s gung-ho approach to development. The city, the largest in the US with no zoning laws, is a case study in limiting government regulations and favoring growth—often at the expense of the environment. As water swamps many of its neighborhoods, it’s now also a cautionary tale of sidelining science and plain common sense. Given the Trump administration’s assault on environmental protections, it’s one that Americans elsewhere should pay attention to.


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Texans need help. They don't need this kind of help.

F*ck the Red Cross. If we are deplorables then you can't accept our money.

F*ck Big Labor.


F*ck this SJW.

There are numerous honest charitable organizations who are helping the hurricane/flood victims. Do a little homework to find out which one would be a good fit with your donations.

We are going to help out some Jello-Salad Eaters Lutheran groups.

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Hmmm. Low fat diets in the news. Once again settled science isn't so settled.

Low-fat diets could raise the risk of early death by almost one quarter, a major study has found.

The Lancet study of 135,000 adults found those who cut back on fats had far shorter lives than those enjoying plenty of butter, cheese and meats.

Researchers said the study was at odds with repeated health advice to cut down on fats.

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With friends like Paul Ryan, Mitch O'Connell and Kevin D. Williamson who needs enemies or even Republicans.

n this lengthy article containing remarkably little information or analysis but plenty of snark and virtue-signaling, Williamson stretches attending a rally to protect Robert E. Lee’s statue in Dallas TX to smear the Anarcho-Tyrannized Unite The Right rally in faraway Charlottesville VA. Mostly, this consists of him making fun of the protesters and counter-protesters who showed up to the Dallas event.

Williamson displays an element of Narrative Confusion here. The Washington Post is wailing for the fashion industry to do something because too many Unite The Right protesters were dressed in khakis and polo shirts and so looked disturbingly “normal”. [Neo-Nazis are using fashion in an attempt to normalize. The fashion industry needs to speak up. By Robin Givhan, August 22, 2017]

The ONT wonders if Williamson, Stephen F. Hayes and David Brock will be vacationing together in Aspen this upcoming ski season.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


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CNN called out.

The CNN reporter continued to press the clearly distraught woman.

"Can you tell us — " started the CNN reporter.

“We walked through four feet of water to get food on the first day,” replied Danielle, now visibly crying. “Yeah, that’s a lot of s***.”

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The Left has gone bat shit crazy over the PDT pardon of Sheriff Joe. He wasn't facing a death sentence. George Washington pardoned two deplorables.

It would not take long after the adoption of the Constitution for the office of the President to exercise its power to pardon. First issued by George Washington on November 2, 1795, the pardon put a public end to the earliest major instance of civic violence in the United States since the Constitution’s establishment six years earlier. The presidential action forgave two Pennsylvania men sentenced to hang for treason, simultaneously quelling a nascent uprising and proving the power of the chief executive. The men’s crime? Protesting the most sensitive of matters: whiskey.

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If you have a few minutes, Paul Joseph Watson and a new video.

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Sarah Palin loses suit against NYT. At least she fought back. Unlike the spineless squishes who run D.C.

Here, plaintiff’s complaint, even when supplemented by facts developed at an evidentiary hearing convened by the Court, fails to make that showing,” wrote U.S. District Judge Jed Rakoff in an opinion obtained by Law Newz.

The New York Times acknowledged its error shortly after the article’s publication, issuing several corrections. In court, they argued it was an “honest mistake.” (Under First Amendment law, mere mistakes alone don’t constitute defamation of a public figure–there needs to be “actual malice” behind the error.) Palin’s lawyers tried to puncture that defense, however, by pointing out that another NYT article published that same day said there was no connection between their client and the Giffords shooting.

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Can lack of sleep kill you?

Every college student knows the eye-stinging pain of a caffeine-induced all-nighter. It’s been well documented that prolonged sleep deprivation will lead to lower cognitive and motor function, as well as impaired memory; it might even give you the tired-giggles. No one has ever definitively shown why sleep is necessary for our survival, and no person has ever had sleep deprivation listed as their cause of death. As prominent sleep researcher John Allan Hobson states “The only known function of sleep is to cure sleepiness”. So, can sleep really kill you?

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A full roster of stars, from Gweneth Paltrow to Neil Young are against GMOs.

40 years ago GMO insulin was controversial.

GMOs were a worry 40 years ago? Yes, though GMO insulin today is regarded as a gigantic success story for public health in this century, by 1977 the same political forces and activists still aligned against science now were present then. Just the names have changed. Today, it is Senator Bernie Sanders, back then it was Senator Ted Kennedy. Today, activists universally call all genetic engineering a GMO, but back then the public knew a broader term, Recombinant DNA - which is what a GMO is, the transfer of genetic material from one organism to another plant or animal

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As we fight the Opioids War a new weapon is being developed. Heroin vaccine.

IN BRIEF

Researchers have developed a vaccine for heroin that prevents users from feeling anything at all after using the drug. This might stop physical addiction, but not the other factors that drive drug abuse, which concerns many addiction specialists.


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Ten famous people who disappeared without a trace.

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Before the 18 wheeler. Before the pickup truck and the SUV there were Killer hurricanes.


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Ace kids making movies of themselves.

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The ONT is undecided if we have Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day or a Genius Award Winner.


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Comments

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1 Wowza.

Posted by: flyover at August 30, 2017 09:52 PM (aUHJk)

2 Texas, along with the rest of the old Confederacy, is still under 'reconstruction'. spit

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (zLDYs)

3 Top 100?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (3myMJ)

4 Revolution of the Elites

Organizing and leading a revolution or rebellion requires freedom and privilege that the oppressed masses do not have.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13775

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 30, 2017 09:54 PM (GYQk6)

5 I'll get them in a minute. I think they're fighting about math now.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 09:54 PM (O5Q3r)

6 I just wanna be a top 10

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 30, 2017 09:55 PM (nWc4E)

7 Mis. Hum.'s lighting a lamp and putting it in the window for us.

Thank you, sir!

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 09:55 PM (9OyZa)

8 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2017 09:55 PM (KhyXS)

9 (poops and swims off)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 30, 2017 09:55 PM (hVdx9)

10 5 I'll get them in a minute. I think they're fighting about math now.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 09:54 PM (O5Q3r

WTF? My fraction is bigger than your equation?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 09:56 PM (ZTRlp)

11 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2017 09:56 PM (KCxzN)

12 Thank God. And there better not be any fucking math.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 09:56 PM (0mRoj)

13 Top Twenty?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (e9G8E)

14 No more math!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (eMKNe)

15 I think they're fighting about math now.

Ya gotta expect that on a smart military blog.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (3C9q2)

16 12 Thank God. And there better not be any fucking math.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 09:56 PM (0mRoj)

Not under my watch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (ZTRlp)

17 Dabnamit...didn't get in the top ten

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 30, 2017 09:58 PM (mMeIQ)

18 *fap* *fap*

Posted by: Laura Ingalls Wildman at August 30, 2017 09:58 PM (/qEW2)

19 "Nearly 70% of the country is either female, people of color, or young adults between 18 and 35, or a combination of the three. The angry white guy is dying out, and the Census Bureau has already told us that by 2050, white people are going to be the minority, and I'm not sad to say I can't wait for that day to happen. I hope I live long enough to see it because it will be a better country." Michael Moore.


So the whole country is going to be like the inner cities, where white guys are the minority?

I can hardly wait. It'll be paradise on Earth.

Somebody explain to me, using small words, how the left isn't for the extermination of the white race.

Because that's how I understand what I'm seeing and hearing.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

20 I defy Michael Moore to point to one country that suggest his theorem holds merit.

Posted by: Me, That's who at August 30, 2017 09:59 PM (VOtkh)

21 michael moore heading over to the other side would be an improvement, i'll admit that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:00 PM (KP5rU)

22 Out early. AC is dead & home internet is down. Hopefully get both back before the weekend...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 30, 2017 10:01 PM (GYQk6)

23 Good evening. Just gonna put this out there before I go to bed: I spent two months in Colombia in 1986. Police on the street would stop anyone at any time to show their papers. I saw it many times. But, horrible Americans and all that, right?

Posted by: April at August 30, 2017 10:01 PM (e8PP1)

24 Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:00 PM (KP5rU)

Wow. That's mild for you my friend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:02 PM (ZTRlp)

25 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 10:02 PM (3i2nH)

26 16 12 Thank God. And there better not be any fucking math.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 09:56 PM (0mRoj)

Not under my watch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 09:57 PM (ZTRlp)

My man. *fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj)

27 Michael Moore can go f himself.....is he not due for a massive heart attack soon?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 30, 2017 10:03 PM (mMeIQ)

28 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

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https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902977634384171008

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 10:03 PM (3i2nH)

29 Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj)

Back. At. You. My friend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:03 PM (ZTRlp)

30 Michael Moore can go f himself.....is he not due for a massive heart attack soon?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow


Working on it!!

Posted by: Popeyes at August 30, 2017 10:03 PM (eMKNe)

31 Over at legal insurrection there is a post about the judge who found Sheriff Arpio in contempt of court. It seems the judge wants to overturn the presidential pardon and is seeking oral arguments.

It's all in legal language and I don't understand a word of it.

It seems to me the judge is violating Arpio's constitutional rights since Arpio has been pardoned, and it sounds like double jeopardy by continuing to prosecute a case that has been declared void by the president.

I don't know where this is going. but it doesn't sound good.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 10:04 PM (m9X4Y)

32 In the D&D world - Carl Sargent. He was a visionary module designer, whose magnum opus was "Night Below"; also overhauled the Greyhawk setting into something postapocalyptic. (To the chagrin of the setting's fans.)

Before getting into D&D Sargent was kind of a Dr Peter Venkman figure doing a lot of research into the paranormal.

Soon after Night Below the man... I'm not sure. Some say he vanished. Others say he had an accident and that they knew where he was, but rated him unable to do any D&D work in future.

Or maybe the same otherworldly entities who consumed Abdul Alhazred took an interest in Carl Sargent.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 10:05 PM (6FqZa)

33 Hey everybody.

Don't Dream It's Over - Crowded House

I have read that if you really listen to the lyrics...
it's impossible to tell if it's a breakup song ('don't dream, it's over') or a together forever song ('don't dream it's over').

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:05 PM (eMKNe)

34

Spanish ‘Running Of The Balls’ Alternative To ‘Running Of The Bulls’ Leaves Man In Coma; 660-Pound Ball Careens Downhill

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=355334

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (IqV8l)

35 "Life is a series of mishaps." - Sharkman



That's pretty much it.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (KNItt)

36 2 puffs in the butt every 4 hours has been my motto since I was 16.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (XFue2)

37 Cities and nations where brown and black people rule are exemplars of orderliness, cleanliness, and prosperity.

It's those evil White people who are holding them back.

Just hand over your private property, Whitey, and no one needs to be harmed.

Until we decide to beat and kill you for shits and giggles.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

38 Michael Moore is going to live to 2050 like I'm going to summer on Mars.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (mBYZv)

39 24; pretty early, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

40 Unfortunately, Kroeger.....King Soopers here in Denver is doing their donations to red cross

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 30, 2017 10:07 PM (mMeIQ)

41 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:05 PM (eMKNe)

I've always seen it as a together forever song, you and me against the world, kind of thing.

Posted by: April at August 30, 2017 10:07 PM (e8PP1)

42 D&D, or more exactly the Dragon magazine, also had a cartoonist, who drew the Wormy cartoon. David A. Trampier.

Trampier, though, didn't disappear from the face of the Earth like Sargent did. He just quit and became a cab-driver. And he'd still talk to people, if they got into his cab and talked to him. Some college kid was impressed by this guy and did a profile on him - and them the D&D nerds found the article and said, hey, THAT'S DAVID TRAMPIER FROM WORMY.

Not sure what's happened to him since though. Maybe he moved to some other city.

I guess burnout happens.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 10:08 PM (6FqZa)

43 Don't mess with Sasquatch.

Posted by: B. H. Soetoro at August 30, 2017 10:08 PM (DMUuz)

44 They sued, and the ruling by U.S. District Judge Orlando Garcia in San Antonio keeps it from taking effect Friday, allowing the case time to proceed.

What if there were evidence that a white judge were letting white supremacists off if they were assaulting minorities.

If you could build up a case of racially motivated bias, I'd bet that you could have them impeached and kicked off the bench.

This is my fear, that a lot of these rulings that release illegals back on to the streets are due to racially motivated bias from minority judges. *

They need to have their records reviewed to see if there exists a pattern of racial bias, and if so, REMOVE them from the bench. This is more than just some liberal "thwarting" the will of the people. These judges have got to be removed.


* Remember that black judge that let off the black thug off, because the young son of the people who he robbed was *afraid* to ID him, because he had a previous encounter with a black thug, and the kid was traumatized but the judge was offended because he thought the kid was "racist"? (he was under 10, very young)

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 10:08 PM (/qEW2)

45 April, Helen Reddy had a great song in the 1970s, "You And Me Against The World."

Sappy lyrics, but it still works. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:08 PM (eMKNe)

46
Heh, I misheard TGE in a little sound bite Hannity was playing in the background.

It sounded like he said "We need a tax code that creates blow jobs".

That's a tax code I can indeed get behind. I think it was "more jobs", actually.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 10:08 PM (8O3HH)

47 Apropos of GMO insulin, I'm grateful for it. I'm not diabetic, but I've had two cats who developed diabetes, and teh vet prescribed a long-acting recombinant DNA insulin on the grounds that it had been shown to increase the remission rate of diabetes in pets. That it did; both my cats went into remission from the diabetes after some months of insulin treatment, and after that they could be managed on dietary adjustments alone. And they lived for several years after going into remission-- they were both senior cats when they developed diabetes, so the GMO insulin helped them live out their normal lifespans.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:09 PM (3C9q2)

48 Over $120 million donated to Hurricane Harvey relief and recovery. See
the list:
http://www.simmins.org/Site2017/wordpress/charity-begins-at-home-hurricane-harvey-relief-4/

Posted by: Chuck Simmins at August 30, 2017 10:09 PM (B4zD3)

49 That's really disappointing about the Salvation Army.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 30, 2017 10:09 PM (CNHr1)

50 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

51 An activist judge named Orlando Garcia decided to step in and protect his homies who are here ILLEGALLY.

I am goddam sick and tired of activist judges, subverting the will of the people. This is anti-constitutional b.s. Time to lock 'em up.

Posted by: Rogers at August 30, 2017 10:10 PM (Kq7+h)

52 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 10:04 PM (m9X4Y)

---
not at all what the article says or what is going on.

Sheriff Joe's lawyers filed the action and called for oral arguments

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2017 10:10 PM (D0ZGj)

53 46
Heh, I misheard TGE in a little sound bite Hannity was playing in the background.

It sounded like he said "We need a tax code that creates blow jobs".

That's a tax code I can indeed get behind. I think it was "more jobs", actually.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 10:08 PM (8O3HH)

I'd say that both are sound public policy goals.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 10:10 PM (0mRoj)

54
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 30, 2017 10:09 PM (CNHr1)

What did I miss?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:11 PM (ihmYw)

55 Oh, yeah, qdpsteve, I loved Helen Reddy. Maybe we'll put her on next on youtube. It's Wednesday night youtube jukebox at Chez Avril.

Posted by: April at August 30, 2017 10:11 PM (e8PP1)

56 We need to start a GoFundMe to buy the midwest HQ an a outhouse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 10:11 PM (/ZEVC)

57 the major secular and mainline religious charities aren't to be trusted: Red Cross, Salvation Army, Boys and Girls Club, United Way. The moneys will go to Social Justice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 10:11 PM (6FqZa)

58 We have a weird diverging intersection in a part of Austin called the "Y". I was behind a convoy of big military type vehicles that got in the wrong lane and physically couldn't just get back over to continue going straight. So a few guys in camo got out and stopped traffic so the convoy could get back on the right track. They were obviously National Guard trying to get to Houston and there was even a smaller convoy of State Police behind them headed in the same direction but they stay in the proper lanes. This was all right when rush hour traffic was starting. No one even honked or got bent out of shape. Of course, Texans generally don't do much honking even in heavy traffic unlike NYC.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 30, 2017 10:11 PM (kufk0)

59 I love how white SJWs talk as if they're not white. As if the minorities accept and see them as one of their own.

I'll be amazed if Moore makes it to 2030 (if I'm still around then.)never mind 2050.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2017 10:11 PM (P8951)

60 Love the CNN interview.

I know it's the reporters job, but sometimes you have to wonder where the line is drawn between where your work obligation ends and your human obligation begins.

"Ma'am how do you feel about all the flooding?"

"I feel like you, your camera man, your boom mic operator, and your technical producer ought to put down your f*cking equipment and help some of these people."

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 10:12 PM (nNKHW)

61 Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:09 PM (3C9q2)

Keep on rockin in the free world
Posted by: crazy grump Neil Young

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:12 PM (ZTRlp)

62 I actually tuned to MSNBC for a few minutes tonight. Madcow was talking about Russia. Not the biggest story right now.. oh no!! Fucking Russia. Stupid c**t.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 30, 2017 10:12 PM (CNHr1)

63 Over at legal insurrection there is a post about the judge who found Sheriff Arpio in contempt of court. It seems the judge wants to overturn the presidential pardon and is seeking oral arguments.

It's all in legal language and I don't understand a word of it.

It seems to me the judge is violating Arpio's constitutional rights since Arpio has been pardoned, and it sounds like double jeopardy by continuing to prosecute a case that has been declared void by the president.

I don't know where this is going. but it doesn't sound good.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 10:04 PM (m9X4Y)

======

PDT has the Constitutional power to pardon anyone at any time for anything they may have done. The End.

Why anyone even acknowledges these TFG appointed assholes rulings is completely beyond me.

Posted by: GOULD at August 30, 2017 10:12 PM (rKQnr)

64 I don't know where this is going. but it doesn't sound good.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 10:04 PM (m9X4Y)


Recently nothing to do with the court/judicial/legal system has sounded good to me. Try them until you get a conviction seems to be the current level of due diligence!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:12 PM (gwPgz)

65 Reckon that Ventolin inhaler in the Directions Gone Wrong pic was written correctly and prescribed for someone with assthma...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 10:12 PM (e9G8E)

66 Helen Reddy was interesting.

She did that feminist anthem "I Am Woman," but also had a huge hit with "I Don't Know How To Love Him" from Jesus Christ Superstar. Kind of all over the map socially/politically.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:12 PM (eMKNe)

67 The angry white guy is dying out, and the Census Bureau has already told us that by 2050, white people are going to be the minority, and I'm not sad to say I can't wait for that day to happen. I hope I live long enough to see it because it will be a better country." -- Michael Moore.


White male fat fucks should go first, don't you think Mikey? It would leave a few resources for those of us who have some self-discipline.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:12 PM (c8EhQ)

68 35 "Life is a series of mishaps." - Sharkman



That's pretty much it.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (KNItt)

Truth. Although it's frequently more severe then mishaps. Mishaps accented with regular asskickings.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

69 PDT has the Constitutional power to pardon anyone at any time for anything they may have done. The End.

Why anyone even acknowledges these TFG appointed assholes rulings is completely beyond me.

Posted by: GOULD at August 30, 2017 10:12 PM (rKQnr)


After all, are we not a nation of lawyers, not men?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:13 PM (gwPgz)

70 56 We need to start a GoFundMe to buy the midwest HQ an a outhouse.

Thank you for the chuckle Mr. Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:13 PM (ZTRlp)

71 The only useful thing Michael Moore could contribute to society, would to become feed on a pig farm.

Synchronicity, etc.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (MGCfm)

72 Your All-American, Jeans-Wearing, Flannel-Loving, Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel Reporting for duty.

-We don't do windows.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (Ckg4U)

73 So, one question. If a 'Heroin Vaccine' blocks the ability of users to feel any euphoria, will it also block the ability of opiods in general to provide pain relief?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (K2SnJ)

74 We need to start a GoFundMe to buy the midwest HQ an a outhouse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 10:11 PM (/ZEVC)
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Maybe Muldoon would sell us his "libary."

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (UoSKV)

75 Thanks for the ONT, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (K2SnJ)

76 Take two rectal puffs orally? I'm there!

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (3JQ/p)

77 Neil Young can eat an extra helping of dicks.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 10:15 PM (rmH5B)

78 We need to start a GoFundMe to buy the midwest HQ an a outhouse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 10:11 PM (/ZEVC)


I thought there was one, next door to the barrel?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:15 PM (eMKNe)

79 Misanthropic Humanitarian always brings the content.

Dude scours the bowels.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (Ckg4U)

80 72: Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (KP5rU)

81 Michael Moore makes me gag. That is all.

Posted by: April at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (e8PP1)

82 (AoSHQ Mid-West Branch Office)

Ace and you hoity-toity bicoastal cobs attending Grayson Carter's Vanity Fair parties and swilling champagne from a high-price hooker's Jimmy Choo can shove it up your unnaturally expanded asses.

/s

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (dmAeF)

83 People here were dicussing various definitions of "cuck". That Michael Moore quote is the textbook example of "cuck". Focused on race and proud to "betray his own". Yet he doesn't have the guts to remove one white person from the world - his own pasty fat ass.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (nWmg2)

84 It's all in legal language and I don't understand a word of it.

Insomniac can put all of us non-legal types some knowledge.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (3C9q2)

85 Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (UoSKV)

Do libarys taste like strawberrys?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (ZTRlp)

86 10 people who've gone missing without a trace.

How about one intern whose murder has gone unsolved? *cough* Psycho Joe *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (PY9jH)

87 "Neil Young can eat an extra helping of dicks."
-Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 10:15 PM (rmH5B)

In Jesus' name, I pray...

*Amen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (Ckg4U)

88 77; that ship has sailed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (KP5rU)

89 So, after we played Helen Reddy, my big bad Marine husband put on the Carpenters. LOL

Posted by: April at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (e8PP1)

90 Whenever I want to learn about an important societal issue, I turn to Gwyneth Paltrow first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (c8EhQ)

91 I tried to count the number of planks on the roof.

I failed. Because I'm an idiot when it comes to numbers.

I had no idea.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (fiGNd)

92 Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (Ckg4U)

93 Yay! The Art Thread!!

Wait a minute....

Posted by: mindful webworker in the state of confusion at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (d/5DH)

94 And now it's time for today's news headlines now!

Breaking: Texas fire ants have joined antifa!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (eMKNe)

95 I'll be amazed if Moore makes it to 2030 (if I'm still around then.)never mind 2050.

I'm always surprised that his picture doesn't roll by on one of those "People We Lost" things on New Years Eve every year. I'm also not saying I'm happy about that.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (O5Q3r)

96 Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

Ever notice how many of the complaining masses are clamoring to return to their homeland paradises!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (gwPgz)

97 Great ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

98 Why oh why do some husbands insist you go with them to dinner with a vendor?

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (PY9jH)

99 When do we start on the math pickup lines again? The Las two groups had some good intersections, but I haven't achieved union yet.

Posted by: Izzy at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (DMUuz)

100 >>>and the Census Bureau has already told us that by 2050, white people are going to be the minority, and I'm not sad to say I can't wait for that day to happen.
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White people seem to be the only ones who crave diversity so much that they are actively trying to make themselves into a minority, yet Moore doesn't give them credit for that. I don't think any other race does that.

And If he thinks it will be better once that happens, he doesn't have to wait until 2050. He can go to virtually any country outside the US/Canada/Australia/Europe and live in a population that is 100% minority. If he thinks that automatically makes for a better country.

It's almost as if he enjoys staying around people he hates because he enjoys verbally abusing them, and that is his main aim.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 10:18 PM (/qEW2)

101 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (dmAeF)


Another chuckle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:18 PM (ZTRlp)

102 "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: Fuck Michael Moore!"

-- ShainS

Posted by: ShainS at August 30, 2017 10:18 PM (BiLU+)

103 According to the LI account, the Arpeio oral argument kerfluffle is a nothingberger.

(I think I dumbed it down sufficently into Received Coastal Elite English)

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 10:18 PM (s5o+q)

104 I don't panic at the idea of GMO vegetables but I want ancient and heirloom plants preserved. Part of this is intellectual interest: trying old style, noncommercial food and seed saving for fun. The other part is practical: keep the original plants just in case. Belt and suspenders.

As a former systems analyst where I had to plan for possible problems, I am appalled at the lack of backup planning and options these days.

Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (V+03K)

105 Mis Hum, I have some sweet pics and video of a disabled (deformed) doe in our backyard this afternoon with her triplets. Should I send them to the Pet Thread?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (PY9jH)

106 Breaking: Texas fire ants have joined antifa!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (eMKNe)


Vicious, useless and ineradicable, fire ants are the original Antifa.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (0hfEM)

107 When Maetenloch left, I was worried about the ONT, but Misanthropic has doubled the content and it is Pure Glory.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (Ckg4U)

108 The HQ can't keep good staff in the Midwest office because they keep leaving to join the Indians and follow the Tatonka.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (c8EhQ)

109 qdp.......yvonne elliman did "I don't know how to love him" not Helen reddy

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (mMeIQ)

110 "wild wild life" had big old John Goodman dancing when he was skinny.

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (9OyZa)

111 Whenever I want to learn about an important societal issue, I turn to Gwyneth Paltrow first.

She IS my go-to person when I want to find out what the ladies are shoving up their kootchie these days.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (O5Q3r)

112 I've been sitting on a Ventalin inhaler like that for years!

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (nWc4E)

113
Come for MisHum's content, and stay for Kbdabear's compliance pics.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (8O3HH)

114 westminsterdogshow, I think both of 'em did. The song is on Reddy's hits compilations, anyway.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (eMKNe)

115 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 30, 2017 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you young lady

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

116 Moore would find enlightenment by going to China and attempting to convince the Han that they shouldn't be a majority there.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (s5o+q)

117 I don't panic at the idea of GMO vegetables but I want ancient and heirloom plants preserved. Part of this is intellectual interest: trying old style, noncommercial food and seed saving for fun.


Here, have an ear of teosinte.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (c8EhQ)

118
Whenever I want to learn about an important societal issue, I turn to Gwyneth Paltrow first.

She IS my go-to person when I want to find out what the ladies are shoving up their kootchie these days.


Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (O5Q3r)


I wonder who she sold her $10,000 gold dildo to?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (PY9jH)

119 True Stories was a quirky movie but I liked it a lot.

Posted by: blaster at August 30, 2017 10:21 PM (jHrzU)

120 "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost, before he died.

Posted by: Jim S. at August 30, 2017 10:21 PM (ynUnH)

121 I wonder who she sold her $10,000 gold dildo to?
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I'll never be lonely again!!!!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 30, 2017 10:21 PM (eMKNe)

122 Do libarys taste like strawberrys?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (ZTRlp)
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Er, I don't think his does. Did you ever see the picture Muldoon sent in to Oregon Muse?

Those would be some rotten strawberries, let's just say.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (UoSKV)

123 "I wonder who she sold her $10,000 gold dildo to?"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:20 PM (PY9jH)

I bought it for my Mom.

T.M.I.?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ckg4U)

124 After all, are we not a nation of lawyers, not men?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:13 PM (gwPgz)

======

Yes, as confirmed by Comey a year ago this past July. He let us know we have a ruling class, while admonishing the Serfs to never try and get away with what Her Thighness walked on.

That statement was jaw dropping. It we are now a Nation of Men (work with me), and not laws any more.

What a sad day for us.

Posted by: GOULD at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (rKQnr)

125 I just realized I'm on an ONT for the first time in ages. *checks time*

Yep, time for me to hit the bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (PY9jH)

126 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (PY9jH)

That would be nice Jane

Petmorons at the gmail thingy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (ZTRlp)

127 Gd'ev'ning.

Posted by: Emmie at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (ZapPq)

128 104 I don't panic at the idea of GMO vegetables but I want ancient and heirloom plants preserved. Part of this is intellectual interest: trying old style, noncommercial food and seed saving for fun. The other part is practical: keep the original plants just in case. Belt and suspenders.

As a former systems analyst where I had to plan for possible problems, I am appalled at the lack of backup planning and options these days.
Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (V+03K)


I get twitchy when I don't have a backup or spare of pretty much anything. Because things fail. Especially electronic ones.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (s5o+q)

129 And If he [Michael Moore] thinks it will be better once that happens, he doesn't have to wait until 2050. He can go to virtually any country outside the US/Canada/Australia/Europe and live in a population that is 100% minority. If he thinks that automatically makes for a better country.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 10:18 PM (/qEW2)

==============

... or go to any of America's Top 10 inner cities, starting with his near-hometown of Detroit.

Posted by: ShainS at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (BiLU+)

130 105 ... "Mis Hum, I have some sweet pics and video of a disabled (deformed) doe in our backyard this afternoon with her triplets. Should I send them to the Pet Thread?"

Jane, I hope you do. We can always use more cute in our lives.

Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (V+03K)

131 If the NYT did not have "actual malice" toward Sarah Palin then I don't think anything could possibly meet the standard.

Posted by: blaster at August 30, 2017 10:23 PM (jHrzU)

132 Midwest HQ looks like it's in Bodie, though it may be a little lush for that, I suppose.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:23 PM (ihmYw)

133 "Vicious, useless and ineradicable, fire ants are the original Antifa. "

Read somewhere (may have been here) that fire ants are good for one thing: they eradicate ticks and fleas when they move in.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 30, 2017 10:23 PM (3JQ/p)

134 124 After all, are we not a nation of lawyers, not men?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:13 PM (gwPgz)


Not their fault.

Just needed to memorize more.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (fiGNd)

135 "Nearly 70% of the country is either female, people of color, or young adults between 18 and 35, or a combination of the three. The angry white guy is dying out, and the Census Bureau has already told us that by 2050, white people are going to be the minority, and I'm not sad to say I can't wait for that day to happen. I hope I live long enough to see it because it will be a better country." Michael Moore.

If you had any integrity you'd kill yourself and hasten it along.



(I'm sure someone else must have written this comment, already)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (rZ+mb)

136 That would be nice Jane



Petmorons at the gmail thingy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (ZTRlp)


I've got vid of the mom washing the face of one of her babies, and then she hobbles off on her good three legs. Can you do vid?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (PY9jH)

137 Just popping in to say hi.


Fucking Puddles. He freaks me out, but he is so talented.

Posted by: DangerGirl's Sanity Prod Nic got Erased and She Can't Remember It. at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (/o9Qk)

138 10 people who've gone missing without a trace.

Add Ambrose Bierce, Michael Rockefeller [son of Nelson], and Roald Amundsen.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (3C9q2)

139 Evening LadyL!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (tr2D7)

140
The evolution of corn
http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/selection/corn/

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (m9X4Y)

141 Hi Emmie!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (mMeIQ)

142 If the NYT did not have "actual malice" toward Sarah Palin then I don't think anything could possibly meet the standard.
Posted by: blaster at August 30, 2017 10:23 PM (jHrzU)



Hey, we was just NEGLIGENT, ya dumb mook. Judge said so.

Posted by: The NYT, Where Truth Goes To Die at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (c8EhQ)

143 Anyone hear from Joe Scarborough's intern lately?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:25 PM (PY9jH)

144 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (PY9jH)

Vids need to be on you tube or a website

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:25 PM (ZTRlp)

145 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 30, 2017 10:19 PM (mMeIQ)

Helen Reddy also recorded it.

Posted by: April at August 30, 2017 10:25 PM (e8PP1)

146 I'm surprised the 'missing without a trace' list didn't mention D.B. Cooper, although he wasn't famous before he disappeared.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)

147 This is a leftist judge protecting a leftist icon. Palin should appeal. The errors the NYT's cited were from an incident 6 years before the editorial was published. In the highly politicized era in which we live, if the Palin had been the inspiration for Gifford's shooting that would have been well known.

Additionally, the editorial process is a committee process. More than one person read the editorial prior to publication. Yet no one objected? Who do they think they are kidding?

In light of the foregoing, a reasonable person could conclude that the NYT made the erroneous statements purposely. The suit should go forward.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2017 10:26 PM (CPFkt)

148 Helen Reddy's song "Ruby Redress" or is it "Leave Me Alone" is mildly disturbing. it tells the story of a woman who walks around the little town with a suitcase saying leave me alone. a strange man broke her heart or something. Have you heard it?

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:26 PM (9OyZa)

149 That math discussion at the end of the last post reminds me of an old Burns and Allen routine.

Posted by: MAGA at August 30, 2017 10:26 PM (Tyk2V)

150 10 people who've gone missing without a trace.

And Olivia Newton-John's husband.


... oh wait, he turned back up, didn't he?

Never mind ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:26 PM (rZ+mb)

151 He will not see me stopping here
To be found lying dead face down in the snow

Posted by: Homage to Robert Frost at August 30, 2017 10:26 PM (O5Q3r)

152 LadyL!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (tr2D7)


Good evening, Tonypete!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 30, 2017 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

153 , Texans generally don't do much honking even in heavy traffic unlike NYC.
Posted by: lin-duh fell

------

Texas bumper sticker:

Honk If You Want To Meet Jesus

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 10:27 PM (/ZEVC)

154 Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:26 PM (9OyZa)

I am man. I don't listen to Helen Reddy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:27 PM (ZTRlp)

155 "Anyone hear from Joe Scarborough's intern lately?"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:25 PM (PY9jH)

The dead rarely speak.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:27 PM (Ckg4U)

156 michael moore should be declared a hazardous waste site. that fat fucking, over filled, sludge tank. should be forced to wear a placard of some kind. for the children.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

157 Yeah, the Australian got eaten by a shark, no mystery. You can mark that one solved. You are welcome.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (0wem/)

158 Life goes on. Bra. La la how the life goes on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (IqV8l)

159 booknlass, seems like there were a number of songs like that back in the 1970s.

Another one: "Delta Dawn." (Which is IMHO comical in spots.) Think that one was recorded by someone else.

Also, I wonder if a great song like "Delilah" could ever be a hit, or get airplay, today. (Tom Jones confesses that he shot her to death in the song.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (eMKNe)

160 Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:26 PM (9OyZa)

Kinda like Delta Dawn!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (ihmYw)

161 This babe in the Final Fantasy XV commercial: if aliens landed here, they'd declare her ass Leader of the Free World.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (CSMDm)

162 Vids need to be on you tube or a website

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:25 PM (ZTRlp)


I'll send a still. Poor girl. I honestly thought she'd be dead by now, what with the badly deformed right rear leg. And then she shows up outside our bedroom window tonight with three spotted fawns.

My husband said it's a bad sign when deer are showing up with multiple babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (PY9jH)

163 Things start getting weird after the 5th straight night of no sleep.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (XFue2)

164 "True Stories was a quirky movie but I liked it a lot."

Radio reception is great here!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (3JQ/p)

165 What about Judge Crater?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (IqV8l)

166 84 It's all in legal language and I don't understand a word of it.

Insomniac can put all of us non-legal types some knowledge.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:16 PM (3C9q2)

The judge isn't trying to overrule the pardon. From the article, Arpaio's lawyers filed a motion to not only vacate the conviction, but basically to also vacate all rulings and orders leading up to the conviction. The lawyers requested oral argument on their motion so the judge will have that take place prior to issuing an order. I tried to pull up their motion but it's not working for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (0mRoj)

167 Anyone hear from Joe Scarborough's intern lately?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:25 PM (PY9jH)


This morning. She works in my department.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (c8EhQ)

168 Did Judge Crater ever call his office?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 10:29 PM (e9G8E)

169 I have enough money to move to somewhere that whites are minorities, but I didn't because I am a lying, hypocritical piece of shit.

Posted by: Micheal Moore at August 30, 2017 10:29 PM (6n332)

170
It is day 2 post surgery for my right eye and I cannot believe the clarity of vision this quickly. Visual acuity presurgery was very good, I did NOT expect these results in such a short time frame. If the other eye goes this well, there may be no need for glasses at all.

The drawback is doing the eye drop routine.

Holy shit.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 10:29 PM (S/hVx)

171 "Michael Moore should be declared a hazardous waste site. That fat fucking, over filled, sludge tank. ...should be forced to wear a placard of some kind. For the children.
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

Tell us how you really feel, though.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:29 PM (Ckg4U)

172 Helen Reddy's song "Ruby Redress" or is it "Leave Me Alone" is mildly disturbing. it tells the story of a woman who walks around the little town with a suitcase saying leave me alone. a strange man broke her heart or something. Have you heard it?
Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:26 PM


IIRC, the song is Delta Dawn

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2017 10:29 PM (KCxzN)

173 148 ... I believe the song you wanted was Delta Dawn.

Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 10:29 PM (V+03K)

174 Later all. We day walkers need our sleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:30 PM (PY9jH)

175 10 people who've gone missing without a trace.

Alfred Loewenstein

They claimed that he mistakenly jumped out of the airplane, over the English Channel, instead of going into the bathroom. The doors were next to each other. Seriously.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:30 PM (rZ+mb)

176 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (PY9jH)

Sounds good Jane.
I will see if I can do something with it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:30 PM (ZTRlp)

Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern at August 30, 2017 10:30 PM (O5Q3r)

178 The cabin in the painting looks better than the shack Senator Tom Harkin, D-Bahamas, claimed was his Iowa residence.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at August 30, 2017 10:30 PM (S6DDE)

179 Michael Moore should be sentenced to wash his own underwear.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:30 PM (Ckg4U)

180 Primordial: either way, his bowels were evacuated. ;-)

(sorry, just had to go there)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:30 PM (eMKNe)

181 Stirewalt and establishment Fox pukes are always trashing Trump with the "there was confusion but the generals will bring order, and constrain Trump's idea of stopping "our" corruption.

Sure, "the political globalist generals" are in bed with the globalist mafia, so have used even the FBI to dismiss traitorous actions by Clinton et. al, and installed Mueller to give unlimited authority to "bully" Trump and his family, or any that defy the Deep State.

So is the disorder really from Trump, or from the DC Mafia that helped Goldman Sachs get away with crimes of the century, that is helping Hillary types establish a "New World Order", not to mention the actual mobsters that laundered a couple billion through HSBC and when caught, got the Mueller/Comey free pass?

Smug arse Stirewalt is so happy to brag how his mafia buds are able to constrain a president elected to drain the swamp of his fascist friend ilk. A lot of people that sold US out need long prison sentences ... but the smug DC elite sit back and mock true blue America.

If we don't close the borders, we lose, and the cocktail party smug elite pricks will find that their Orwellian future is not so marvelous. But for now they are thrilled that the deep state massive corruption mafia keeps good people under their fascist control. They keep sucking up big bucks from the Wall Street money men ... evil incarnate.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2017 10:30 PM (veVl1)

182 G'Night, Jane D'oh.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (Ckg4U)

183 Guess I have been schooled. I was a huge Helen teddy fan in my lib days.....did not know she recorded that song

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (mMeIQ)

184 I have enough money to move to somewhere that whites are minorities, but I didn't because I am a lying, hypocritical piece of shit.

"It is better to mouth off than to act according to your ideals."

-- Confucius' Big Book of Glib Slogans

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (c8EhQ)

185 Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 10:29 PM (S/hVx)

Awesome!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (ihmYw)

186 Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (0mRoj)

Thanks-- that's what I thought, but it's good to have your explanation.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (3C9q2)

187 They claimed that he mistakenly jumped out of the airplane, over the English Channel, instead of going into the bathroom. The doors were next to each other. Seriously.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
----
"I'm going to the LOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (tr2D7)

188 (I'm sure someone else must have written this comment, already)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


No, but I was thinking it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2)

189 Does anyone ever hear from Monty any more?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (ihmYw)

190

The headlines read that a boy disappeared
And everyone thinks he died
Except a crazy girl with a secret lover who
Keeps her satisfied
It's so nice to be insane
No one asks you to explain
Radio by your side, Angie baby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 10:32 PM (IqV8l)

191 Because that's how I understand what I'm seeing and hearing.
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 09:58

I think it's more about destroying Western Civilization and our values. Just happens that a lot of old white men were involved in creating it.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 10:32 PM (yJ1e6)

192 I am man. I don't listen to Helen Reddy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

i am woman. hear me giggle.

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:32 PM (9OyZa)

193 #104: Good point! You know, there used to be a special type of apple used for cider. It was very bitter and tough, and not suitable for eating, but when it was used for cider you got much more depth to the flavor.

That apple went extinct because of Prohibition. There was no point in growing it, so all the orchards that grew it ripped them out and replaced them with regular edible apples.

Today's ciders are made with those sweeter and crispier apples that people also enjoy eating. If the ciders I've tasted are any indication, ciders have really suffered as a result. They're just cloyingly sweet and flavorless.

The one cider I've really enjoyed was Woodchuck Hopsation. It's made with IPA-style hops, and comes out actually tasting like a crisp green apple thanks to that extra bite from the bitter hop mix.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 10:32 PM (3YxFh)

194 Just needed to memorize more.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (fiGNd)


n.b.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:32 PM (gwPgz)

195 Scientists lie about shark attacks like Al Gore lies about the climate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:32 PM (0wem/)

196 Billy Gibbons...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr_Q2UKN6eU

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:33 PM (XoldI)

197 Gawd. Michael Moore is truly a dispicable human being.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 10:33 PM (0tfLf)

198 Great News, Iron Grampa!

Can you see this?...

*waves arms*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:33 PM (Ckg4U)

199 That Happy Little Shack needs at least one Happy Little Tree and maybe a Happy Little Doggeh sitting by the door.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 30, 2017 10:33 PM (sf2BM)

200 MisHum, I had parents who were big into AM radio well into the 1970s.

So I got to hear a lot of stuff I otherwise would have known existed. Everything from Sinatra and Reddy to CCR, the Eagles, you name it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:33 PM (eMKNe)

201 would have never known existed, that is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:33 PM (eMKNe)

202 Alfred Loewenstein

They claimed that he mistakenly jumped out of the airplane, over the English Channel, instead of going into the bathroom


So we should add D.B. Cooper to the list.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (3C9q2)

203 187 They claimed that he mistakenly jumped out of the airplane, over the English Channel, instead of going into the bathroom. The doors were next to each other. Seriously.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
----
"I'm going to the LOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (tr2D7)


One more reason not to use the bathroom during a flight...

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

204 I think it's more about destroying Western Civilization and our values. Just happens that a lot of old white men were involved in creating it.
Posted by: Farmer at August




Frankfurt School

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (0wem/)

205 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (0hiWT)

206 179; somebody said he uses a cement trowel to remove them. a putty knife takes too long.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (KP5rU)

207 I have been meaning to put up this mini review of a game I started playing, but kept putting it off. It is lunch so here goes:

Warframe

I picked this up on Steam (free to play) after seeing a review for it on youtube after looking at some stuff for Destiny 2.

In short, it is a lot of fun. This is tempered by the fact that it is still a grinding shooter, but the gunplay and movement are extremely good.

The F2P model also has the standard pay options for both cosmetic items as well as weapons and armor, however, I would not call it P2W. The system takes a lot of customization to make everything work right for a given character build. This can be increased by paying for items, but it cannot really be circumvented by it. Also, all items aside from a couple cosmetic items are availible to be built in game without paying a cent.

The game has a lot of polish considering it is F2P and I would argue is much further along in terms of that than the stuff I have seen on Destiny (which admittedly I did not play, just watched videos because shooter console games are like space herpes.)

The story is not bad and the visual art style is definitely distinctive. The graphics are very good when turned up, but what really steals the show are the shooting mechanics and the movement. No game has ever made me actually stop and say "Damn, that was cool' about MOVEMENT mechanics."

The cons: It is still F2P so there is a lot of grinding to be done. This aids in getting people to push that button and pay for various things, looking for a shortcut, but I do not find it to be overly burdensome (and yes I have bought a couple cosmetic items.) I looked at buying stuff for the game like buying a game in a series you love- a way to support and appreciate the developer for making a product you really enjoy.

The other downside I can see (although it is a Loooong way off because there is a mountain of content to plow through first) is what to do when you have finally gotten a lot of what you want. There is 'endgame' content, I am given to understand, but it is still a function of the standard looter gameplay: get better and more powerful weapons in order to be able to kill bigger/more monsters so you can then get better weapons in order to, etc etc.

Sorry for the length. In short: Warframe is a good game, and I would recommend anyone who is bored and plays games to give it a try.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 10:35 PM (K2SnJ)

208 Speaking of wild life, I had a yard full of wild turkeys today. Haven't see wild turkeys in ten years or more.

No wait, there was a solitary tom last summer. He musta got lucky. There were near twenty in the yard.

They weren't nervous about me taking pictures, but I was so excited I forgot what I had to do to the lens to get high quality images. That damn lens doesn't focus when the aperture is wide open. I knew there was something I had to do, but couldn't remember what it was until later.

(stop the lens down, and set aperture priority to get better depth of field.)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 10:35 PM (m9X4Y)

209 "Of course, Texans generally don't do much honking even in heavy traffic unlike NYC."

A friend of mine from CT said that was the first difference she noticed when she moved to AL: "Nobody honks their horns here. In CT people honk all the time--you don't even have to have a reason."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 10:35 PM (398bZ)

210 Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 10:29 PM (S/hVx)

What was the reason for the eye surgery, if I may ask?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:35 PM (gwPgz)

211 >> I am woman. hear me giggle.


I bet you do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:35 PM (ZTRlp)

212 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:32 PM (0wem/)

All while suppressing the ugly truth about pandas.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:36 PM (ihmYw)

213 -Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (KP5rU)

A chisel, an apprentice, biohazard gear and two weeks of labor.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:36 PM (Ckg4U)

214 Also, I wonder if a great song like "Delilah" could ever be a hit, or get airplay, today. (Tom Jones confesses that he shot her to death in the song.)
Posted by: qdpsteve
-------

Hey Joe
Where you going with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe
Now tell me where you going with that gun in your hand
I'm gonna shoot my lady
'cause I caught her messing around with another man
Yes, I'm going down to shoot my lady
'cause I caught her messing around with another man

Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at August 30, 2017 10:36 PM (pIW4p)

215 Just needed to memorize more.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:24 PM (fiGNd)


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:36 PM (rZ+mb)

216 Thanks-- that's what I thought, but it's good to have your explanation.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (3C9q2)

Any time. Jen Rubin is full of shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)

217 no, babies, there's 2 songs. Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on, could it be a faded rose from days gone By? was by the great Tanya Tucker.

Ruby Redress by Reddy would say, as the chorus goes: Leave me alone, please leave me alone, etc.

two different songs. I think i prefer Delta Dawn.

and then there's "The Day that Billie Jo McCallister Jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge."

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (9OyZa)

218 Jimi, yup.
Although today 'Hey Joe' could be rebranded as melodic rap, I guess. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (eMKNe)

219
On an episode of Get Smart, they had a plane with a trap door in the bathroom. KAOS, of course.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (8O3HH)

220 213: with double time on sunday.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

221 mine from CT said that was the first difference she noticed when she moved to AL: "Nobody honks their horns here. In CT people honk all the time--you don't even have to have a reason."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August




Everyone should honk, all day every day. You honk to let dumbasses know they are engaged in dumbassery. You are doing everyone a favor when you identify and call out dumbasses.

No one can seriously claim to be a real American unless they go through two or three horns every 100,000 miles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (0wem/)

222 Michael Moore insults my stupidity.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:38 PM (Ckg4U)

223 On an episode of Get Smart, they had a plane with a trap door in the bathroom. KAOS, of course.


So you're in the luggage compartment. Then what?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:38 PM (c8EhQ)

224 Night, all. Nice to see you, even if it was only for ten minutes.

Another busy day tomorrow. I hope you all are well.

Posted by: DangerGirl's Sanity Prod Nic got Erased and She Can't Remember It. at August 30, 2017 10:38 PM (/o9Qk)

225 When will the Kevin Williamson defenders show up again?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (n6bZq)

226 booknlass, "Ode to Billie Joe" by... I forget her name. She married Bill Harrah.

I can't listen to that song. I've always found it disturbing and it gets stuck in my head. Same with "Is That All There Is?" by Peggy Lee.

Good thing I wasn't much for listening to hit radio in the late 1960s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)

227 222: yes!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (KP5rU)

228 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (0wem/)

I bet a Buicks horn would last 200,000 miles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (ZTRlp)

229 All while suppressing the ugly truth about pandas.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August




You know it is true. Very best way to eliminate shark attacks on humans is to lure them to the center of the pacific by launching pandas out there with giant catapults.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (0wem/)

230 Michael Moore insults my stupidity.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:38 PM (Ckg4U)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (c8EhQ)

231 *High-Five*, Chavez.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (Ckg4U)

232 The angry white guy is dying out

No shit, Michael. Maybe you should lay off the Cheetohs!

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 10:40 PM (OBJWS)

233 Right-On, @Cicero!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:40 PM (Ckg4U)

234 I bet a Buicks horn would last 200,000 miles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August




Well not the current models but the Lucernes, sure.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:41 PM (0wem/)

235 I have a theory about Michael Moore.

White men laugh at him, poke him in the belly and say "heh, heh. Porky".

White women reject his advances.

Moore concludes "White people suck! They are evil! They must be wiped off the face of the Earth. Only then will there be utopia".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 10:41 PM (/qEW2)

236 Buzz, it shames me to admit now that I once liked Kevin Williamson.

I stopped liking him when he wrote that small-town rust-belt America "just needs to die, already".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 10:41 PM (3YxFh)

237 226 booknlass, "Ode to Billie Joe" by... I forget her name

Bobbie Gentry

Posted by: April at August 30, 2017 10:41 PM (e8PP1)

238 I knew I'd use that at some point, Chavez. I had to wait for the right moment to deploy it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:41 PM (Ckg4U)

239 Michael Moore is laughing all the way to the bank.

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (XoldI)

240 When will the Kevin Williamson defenders show up again?

Maybe when Djugashviliamson says something defensible?

They'll be waiting a LONG time, but, who knows.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)

241 "Of course, Texans generally don't do much honking even in heavy traffic unlike NYC."

We save the honking for getting the attention of your neighbor cutting their grass so you can wave as you pass by.

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (eIQHF)

242 I have a theory about Michael Moore.

White men laugh at him, poke him in the belly and say "heh, heh. Porky".

White women reject his advances.


Umm-hmmm. And how does that make you feel?

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (c8EhQ)

243 Same with "Is That All There Is?" by Peggy Lee.

It seemed like every day in 1969 when my clock radio went off in the morning, "Is That All There Is" was playing on it. I hate that damn song.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (O5Q3r)

244 232 The angry white guy is dying out

No shit, Michael. Maybe you should lay off the Cheetohs!
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 10:40 PM (OBJWS)

****

Jeez. Did that guy procreate?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (0tfLf)

245 April, that's it.

I also have trouble with that old 1962 song, "Sukiyaki." I've read it's actually about a POW languishing to death in a camp.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

246 228 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (0wem/)

I bet a Buicks horn would last 200,000 miles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (ZTRlp)



Their head gaskets don't.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (n6bZq)

247 "Michael Moore is laughing all the way to the bank."
-Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (XoldI)

So?

/Andrew Breitbart

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (Ckg4U)

248 Michael Moore is laughing all the way to the bank.
Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (XoldI)



Laughing and wheezing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (c8EhQ)

249 Sigh. My day off is done. Last day of the month tomorrow, gotta see if can sell one more car.

Good night, horde. May tomorrow be bright, and blessed.

Posted by: April at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (e8PP1)

250 When will the Kevin Williamson defenders show up again?

There are some?

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (3C9q2)

251 tu3031, I don't blame you. It's such a depressing song IMHO.

I'm okay with some sad songs. I could listen to "Never Gonna Fall In Love Again" by Eric Carmen all day long. But others drive me up the wall and I HAVE to change the station or turn off the radio, I just have to.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (eMKNe)

252 Honking is fantastic. Not just little taps on the horn either, laying on the horn for a good 10 seconds then repeating it 5 times so everyone knows what is going on. It is the dumbass alert equivalent of stranger danger. Good long honks sear the stupidity of their actions in deep so they do not repeat the behavior.

honking is simply public shaming.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)

253 I forget her name. She married Bill Harrah.

Bobbie Gentry

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (eIQHF)

254 236 Buzz, it shames me to admit now that I once liked Kevin Williamson.

I stopped liking him when he wrote that small-town rust-belt America "just needs to die, already".
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 10:41 PM (3YxFh)


That puts you ahead of the ones that went "he didn't say that!"

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (n6bZq)

255 michael moore heading over to the other side would be an improvement, i'll admit that.

NOOO!! We'll tip over!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (kuiuS)

256 Rev. Graham's Samaritan's Purse has integrity.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (Ndje9)

257 "All while suppressing the ugly truth about pandas."

Pandas? I hate those things! You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid panda!"

Posted by: Cartman at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (3JQ/p)

258 G'Night, April.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:45 PM (Ckg4U)

259 Another sad song I love is, of course, "Alone Again (Naturally)." Brilliant pairing of a jaunty tune with maudlin lyrics. Gilbert O'Sullivan should have been a bigger star in the US, I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

260 244; that fat fucks penis has never been inside a boner garage. guaraunteed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:45 PM (KP5rU)

261 Harper Valley PTA is a fun song to sing though. I still think of it sometimes when I'm pulling my shades appropriately down.

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:45 PM (9OyZa)

262 Michael Moore is laughing all the way to the bank.
Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (XoldI)


For what possible reason, can this marginal excuse for a human being be making money!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:45 PM (gwPgz)

263 Eh, Michael Moore doesn't bother me. He's just a verbal form of drunk scrawlings on a dive bar bathroom wall, without the intellect and wit though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 10:45 PM (pY+s4)

264 Well, my name it is Sam Hall, Sam Hall.
Yes, my name it is Sam Hall; it is Sam Hall.
My name it is Sam Hall and I hate you, one and all.
And I hate you, one and all:
Damn your eyes.

Posted by: Sam Hall at August 30, 2017 10:46 PM (t5m5e)

265
Their head gaskets don't.
Posted by: Buzzion at August




which makes the durable hons even more important s oyou can honk out sos.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:46 PM (0wem/)

266 If Michael Moore realized that he probably counts for like three white guys, think he'd jump in front of a subway train or something to speed up the demise of the white race?
Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 10:46 PM (O5Q3r)

267 booknlass, great country song. Funny.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:46 PM (eMKNe)

268 262
Michael Moore is laughing all the way to the bank.

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (XoldI)





For what possible reason, can this marginal excuse for a human being be making money!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:45 PM (gwPgz)

There's a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:46 PM (XoldI)

269
Djugashviliamson?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 30, 2017 10:46 PM (pIW4p)

270 Another sad song I love is, of course, "Alone Again (Naturally)." Brilliant pairing of a jaunty tune with maudlin lyrics. Gilbert O'Sullivan should have been a bigger star in the US, I guess.


Ugh. The Irish Phil Collins

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:46 PM (c8EhQ)

271 I call the Band Name "Boner Garage".

They never opened for Hardometrics back in '89 at the Polaris Amphitheater.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (Ckg4U)

272
According to wikipedia...

Sukiyaki is a Japanese-language song that was performed by Japanese crooner Kyu Sakamoto, and written by lyricist Rokusuke Ei and composer Hachidai Nakamura. Ei wrote the lyrics while walking home from a Japanese student demonstration protesting continued US Army presence, expressing his frustration at the failed efforts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (IqV8l)

273 QDPSteve@10:43: I was a little confused by your comment for a moment, and then I realized that I was thinking of the song Boogie Oogie Oogie, by a band named Sukiyaki. Disco classic; a #1 hit from, like, 1978.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (3YxFh)

274 250 When will the Kevin Williamson defenders show up again?

There are some?
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:44 PM (3C9q2)


Yes and they occasionally show up here. I forget what was the last idiocy I saw him spew that someone was trying to justify. It was a month or two ago though I think.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (n6bZq)

275 200 ... "I had parents who were big into AM radio well into the 1970s.

So I got to hear a lot of stuff I otherwise would have known existed. Everything from Sinatra and Reddy to CCR, the Eagles, you name it."

qdpsteve, Haven't done it for a while but I used to do AM DXing with an old GE Super Radio. Works best in the winter with less atmospheric noise. In one night I pulled in classical music, Judy Garland songs, Grand Ole Opry, religious sermons, traffic reports, local talk radio, and a bunch of other things. I should try it again this winter and see how much AM activity is still out there.

Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (V+03K)

276 If they cremate Michael Moore, the fat will burn for nearly a month.

Likely melt-down the crematorium, too.

We'll call it: "Fuckheadshima".



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (MGCfm)

277 "Rev. Graham's Samaritan's Purse has integrity."

I think so too. I know several people who volunteer with them. It's an amazing organization.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (398bZ)

278 Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:45 PM (9OyZa)

Love that one, I still laugh when I hear it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (ihmYw)

279 You easily double the effectiveness of the honking if you make and hold eye contact with the dumbass you are honking at too. Should circumstances permit tossing in a finger point is a kicker.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:48 PM (0wem/)

280 which makes the durable hons even more important s oyou can honk out sos.

How is playing an Abba song going to help?

Posted by: where are those happy days? at August 30, 2017 10:48 PM (hM/ap)

281 oh qdpsteve, isn't that song sad, about "alone again, naturally"?

another one O'Sullivan did was Claire, about his little girl, which probably couldn't be done today.

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:48 PM (9OyZa)

282 Well the Red Cross screwed the pooch again. I joined last year and did a deployment in North Carolina for hurricane Matthew. Now they are desperate for volunteers for the fires here in Oregon and Harvey in Texas.

I was considering taking some time off to deploy again but nope, not now. Sent a note to my local office saying that since you have injected politics into helping desperate people you can count me out. I can still deploy as a volunteer EMR through the state organization.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 30, 2017 10:49 PM (4EuJq)

283 271: slap, i have to clean my ipad now. dammit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)

284 JTB, yup. Seems like AM radio has always had about 9000 times the variety most FM-band stations do.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe)

285
Michael Moore should have appeared in the video for Weird Al's "Fat"

https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 10:49 PM (IqV8l)

286 235 I have a theory about Michael Moore.

White men laugh at him, poke him in the belly and say "heh, heh. Porky".

White women reject his advances.

Moore concludes "White people suck! They are evil! They must be wiped off the face of the Earth. Only then will there be utopia".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear



Except 'Women of Color' ain't gonna do him either.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 10:49 PM (pY+s4)

287 I think Helen Reddy just liked music. I wish more musicians did nowadays.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 10:49 PM (Gv+zt)

288 white people are going to be the minority, and I'm not sad to say I can't wait for that day to happen.

Tell you what, we'll line them all up and start shooting until you tell us the country has reached its optimum.... Left to right.

Still in favor?

Posted by: Be Careful What You Wish For at August 30, 2017 10:49 PM (pszv/)

289 Posted by: Beartooth at August 30, 2017 10:49 PM (4EuJq)

Team Rubicon!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:50 PM (ihmYw)

290 booknlass, LOL.

Yup, "Clair" was about Gilbert's romantic feelings-- which he admits to!!-- for his then-SIX-year-old niece.

OMG. That song would get him arrested today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:50 PM (eMKNe)

291 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you will never get rid of white people.

There will be honkies so long as me an mine have cars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:50 PM (0wem/)

292 I'm a funny guy, Chavez. So I've been told.

I don't believe the hype.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:51 PM (Ckg4U)

293 Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (n6bZq)

I hear Wm. F. stuttering and stammering asking, "just who in the fuck hired this pretend journalist?"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:51 PM (ZTRlp)

294 @ 210

The reason for surgery was the appearance (finally) of cataracts.

I had a long talk with the doctor, and we discussed prompt removal of the cataracts, rather than waiting. Longer the wait, the more difficult to remove them without damage.

I had pics done to determine if using a laser was indicated, turn out it was. Both eyes will use the laser procedure.

Turns out I seem to be one of the lucky few that may not need any type glasses post surgery--we'll see.

Super pleased with the surgeon, and I have only minor discomfort. The clarity of vision at this stage was entirely unanticipated, though..


Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 10:51 PM (S/hVx)

295 271 I call the Band Name "Boner Garage".

They never opened for Hardometrics back in '89 at the Polaris Amphitheater.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (Ckg4U)


That was the name the new stripper used in "we're the millers". I believe she also had it tattooed above there.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 10:51 PM (n6bZq)

296 Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM (V+03K)

Had a low end Hallicrafters back in the day, but I could get "Wolfman Jack" just fine

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:52 PM (gwPgz)

297
My name is Samuel, Samuel.
My name is Samuel, Samuel.
My name is Samuel, and I'll see you all in hell.
And I'll see you all in hell,
Damn your eyes.

Posted by: Sam Hall at August 30, 2017 10:52 PM (t5m5e)

298 IMO, Michael Moore's an unwitting puppet of dark forces.

I wouldn't want to be in the same TOWN as him.

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:53 PM (9OyZa)

299 Umm-hmmm. And how does that make you feel?

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Sigmund Freud


Most of their attacks consist of armchair psychoanalysis of us (ex. any time they use the word 'racist' or 'sexist'). We should start doing this back at them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 10:53 PM (/qEW2)

300 295; above where?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:53 PM (KP5rU)

301 Lawsy, now I gotta go listen to "Clayton Delaney"

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:54 PM (ihmYw)

302 The Miracles of Modern Medicine, I.G.!

God bless ya' and continued blessings, Good Sir!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:54 PM (Ckg4U)

303 We give to Samaritan's Purse every year and a few other ministries in addition to weekly contributions to our church.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 30, 2017 10:54 PM (kufk0)

304 I also have trouble with that old 1962 song, "Sukiyaki." I've read it's actually about a POW languishing to death in a camp.

The lyrics were written out of the writer's frustration about the ongoing presence of U.S. military in Japan and the failure of student protests to change the situation. The singer who made the song a hit-- Kyu Sakamoto-- died in the crash of Japan Airlines Flight 123 in 1985, but he had nothing to do with the lyrics.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 10:54 PM (3C9q2)

305
Haven't done it for a while but I used to do AM DXing with an old GE Super Radio. Works best in the winter with less atmospheric noise. In one night I pulled in classical music, Judy Garland songs, Grand Ole Opry, religious sermons, traffic reports, local talk radio, and a bunch of other things. I should try it again this winter and see how much AM activity is still out there.
Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 10:47 PM


The problem these days is every computer, washing machine, CFL (and some LED) bulbs, and every #@*&% cell phone charger emits crap and contributes to a massive noise floor on the LF and HF radio bands.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 10:54 PM (IqV8l)

306
Michael Moore may be a "spontaneous human combustion" candidate.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

307 Michael Moore needs to suck a more diverse bag of dicks!

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 30, 2017 10:55 PM (yhf6w)

308 Where? Above her boner garage. Duh.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 10:55 PM (n6bZq)

309 Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 10:51 PM (S/hVx)

Thanks, I though that might be the case and my doc is recommending cataract removal for me as well. Got some thinking to do, eye surgery scares the hack out of me.
Congrats on your successful operation.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:55 PM (gwPgz)

310 >>>I wouldn't want to be in the same TOWN as him.


Let alone the same cafeteria

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 10:55 PM (ZTRlp)

311 *puffs pipe thoughtfully rectally*

Posted by: Sigmund Freud

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 10:55 PM (zEjuG)

312 For the "a historic" "an historic" debate including the English pronunciation versus American, with "an historic" you'll never be mistaken for saying "ahistoric".

Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 10:55 PM (mJ8mX)

313 Basement, you and someone else pointed that out. Oops, I was wrong again. :-)

Interesting that student protests inspired that song, which I can't listen to. Have student protests EVER led to anything good?!? I don't think so.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:55 PM (eMKNe)

314 "That was the name the new stripper used in "We're the Millers". I believe she also had it tattooed above there."
-Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 10:51 PM (n6bZq)

Ahhh... I knew Chavez wasn't bright enough to come up with that on his own.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:55 PM (Ckg4U)

315 Hey everyone

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2017 10:56 PM (l9m7l)

316 Should I?

http://www.e2046.com/p/19194

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 10:56 PM (VPhy/)

317 'Nearly 70% of the country is either female, people of color, or young adults between 18 and 35, or a combination of the three. The angry white guy is dying out, and the Census Bureau has already told us that by 2050, white people are going to be the minority, and I'm not sad to say I can't wait for that day to happen. I hope I live long enough to see it because it will be a better country.'

One with de minimis in technical progress, of course, but by Moore's lights, better.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 10:56 PM (SRKgf)

318 308; right on the garage door?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

319 thanks for reminding me of 'clayton' Tammy!

one summer night, driving through Oklahoma to keep the truck from overheating, I got a station on the radio that was playing all the country songs my Dad listened to when I was a little girl.

music can be a time machine.

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:57 PM (9OyZa)

320 248 Michael Moore is laughing all the way to the bank.
Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (XoldI)


Laughing and wheezing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (c8EhQ)



And waddling.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 10:57 PM (SRKgf)

321 Someone should buy Michael Moore a one-way ticket to South Africa, let him see how a white minority gets treated. Fat sack of shit.

Posted by: Zaklog the Deplorable at August 30, 2017 10:57 PM (D0wNy)

322 "Should I?"

-Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 10:56 PM (VPhy/)

Whatever that is, Don't Do It.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)

323
Someone should buy Michael Moore a one-way ticket to South Africa, let him see how a white minority gets treated. Fat sack of shit.
Posted by: Zaklog the Deplorable at August 30, 2017 10:57 PM


Make it Zimbabwe for the full treatment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (IqV8l)

324 You easily double the effectiveness of the honking
if you make and hold eye contact with the dumbass you are honking at
too. Should circumstances permit tossing in a finger point is a
kicker.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 10:48 PM (0wem/)


I was driving a friend home one day, because I was supposed to have dinner with my girlfriend at my house, and in the country, on a blindish curve with the solid yellow line this damned oncoming white sedan suddenly passed two other cars INTO MY LANE.

I flashed the lights, veered onto the shoulder to avoid a head-on collision, honked the horn and flipped the car off as it sped by me.

Then my passenger said, "um, wasn't that your girlfriend?"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (Gv+zt)

325 314; damn, i feel the burn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

326 Michael Moore is laughing all the way to the bank.
Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (XoldI)


And then asking "where's the nearest McDonalds?" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe)

327 248 Michael Moore is laughing all the way to the bank.
Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 10:42 PM (XoldI)



Good thing too. Alimony is a bitch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (pY+s4)

328 That's really disappointing about the Salvation Army.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 30, 2017 10:09

What is that? They haven't been mentioned in this thread. Do you mean the Red Cross?

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (yJ1e6)

329 Posted by: Beartooth at August 30, 2017 10:49 PM (4EuJq)

Team Rubicon!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 10:50 PM (ihmYw)

Now that's a thought. I know a couple folks in Team Rubicon. Around here they don't seem to take us non-military types. It is after all based around ex-military folks.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (4EuJq)

330 I was driving a friend home one day, because I was supposed to have dinner with my girlfriend at my house, and in the country, on a blindish curve with the solid yellow line this damned oncoming white sedan suddenly passed two other cars INTO MY LANE.

I flashed the lights, veered onto the shoulder to avoid a head-on collision, honked the horn and flipped the car off as it sped by me.

Then my passenger said, "um, wasn't that your girlfriend?"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (Gv+zt)


"Ex-girlfriend!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (rZ+mb)

331 Buzzion@10:44: It really pained me to see that sort of over-the-top hateful snobbery from someone I'd previously considered smart and funny and insightful.

He was an early #NeverTrumper, and I figured, "Oh, he'll come around eventually, just like I had to come around to supporting John McCain and Mitt Romney."

But that article made me realize just what kind of person he really is. And he's definitely not my kind of people.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (3YxFh)

332 *Hands Chavez some Aloe Vera*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)

333 Paul Ryan prances about congress denouncing 'antifa' with Nancy Pelosi`s over-sized gavel protruding from his rectum in a GOPe show of force.

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (yhf6w)

334 "Researchers have developed a vaccine for heroin that prevents users from
feeling anything at all after using the drug. This might stop physical
addiction, but not the other factors that drive drug abuse, which
concerns many addiction specialists."


---------


There is already such a thing. It is called Narcan, and it not only fixes overdose but stops Opiod pain medication from reaching nerve receptors. For addicts this is a very helpful (if unwelcome) thing. BUT things can go horribly badly with it too.





The dickhead anesthesiologist who handling my 16 yr old son's case during his last back surgery (surgery to remove the two inch long bolts from his hip bones that had begun to move as he took a growth spurt causing him excruciating pain) decided to ignore me when I told him that dilaudid did not work for son. The Dickhead gave him dilaudid as he was coming out of the anesthesia after having his back once again cut open from between his shoulders to his butt. The dilaudid did not work on the pain so he gave him more and then more again until he overdosed, then stopped breathing and they had to put him back on a ventilator. They ended up having to give him narcan which likely saved his life but also wiped out the effects of every bit of pain medication that he had in him. Did I mention that they had just cut a two foot long incision in his back and ripped bolts out of his hips? He was screaming in pain FOR HOURS. And after they were finally able to give him something for the pain once the effects of the narcan wore off, I had to keep shaking him to wake him up because he stopped breathing every time he dozed.





So those medications... they are not all sunshine and roses. And I would gladly support a law that allows parents to horsewhip fucking doctors who thing they fucking know better.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (FTXAT)

335 Had a low end Hallicrafters back in the day, but I could get "Wolfman Jack" just fine
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 10:52 PM (gwPgz)



EVERYBODY could get the Wolfman, because he transmitted from Mexico at about a bazillion watts. You could get a tan from his signal at night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (SRKgf)

336 My dad had it done, Hrothgar. He said it was amazing the difference. He also recently got a pair of the Enchroma lenses for color blindness. He didn't have the immediate color vision some have because of the type of color blindness he has. It takes about six months to see a difference. He says he can see things he's never seen before about halfway through the adjustment period.

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2017 11:00 PM (eIQHF)

337 323
Someone should buy Michael Moore a one-way ticket to South Africa, let him see how a white minority gets treated. Fat sack of shit.
Posted by: Zaklog the Deplorable at August 30, 2017 10:57 PM

Make it Zimbabwe for the full treatment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 10:58 PM (IqV8l)

We can finally eat!

Posted by: Starving Zimbabweans at August 30, 2017 11:00 PM (ANIFC)

338 music can be a time machine.
Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 10:57 PM (9OyZa)

Oh yes...music and fragrance can both take you back instantly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:00 PM (ihmYw)

339 Someone should "Roger and Me" the waddling fat man to see where his food comes from. Bet it's all corporate and not a single gram of local grown local source non-GMO...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 11:00 PM (VPhy/)

340 The story about Red Cross and Salvation Army compliance with Gleichschaltung (Nazi enforcement of uniform thinking across society/sectors) is pretty depressing. Though only because I keep forgetting things really are beyond hope now.

Note the key lie - presented as a fact - that PDT's "response" to C'ville was "controversial".

And the Salvation Army's excuse was the essence of contemporary American inarticulate mendacity. They've allowed themselves to be caught up in the crap they historically have carefully avoided.

Such a shame. Years back I worked with the Salvation Army's int'l branch, provided them lots of your money. They were outstanding. Truly minimal overhead, took on some of the worst jobs (in humanitarian relief). Humble, efficient, nice.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 11:01 PM (QDnY+)

341 >>If you had any integrity you'd kill yourself and hasten it along.

I'm eating as fast as I can.

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 30, 2017 11:01 PM (/Nite)

342 WAS handling. Even thinking about that incident leaves me so angry I can't English.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 11:01 PM (FTXAT)

343 317 'Nearly 70% of the country is either female, people of color, or young adults between 18 and 35, or a combination of the three. The angry white guy is dying out, and the Census Bureau has already told us that by 2050, white people are going to be the minority, and I'm not sad to say I can't wait for that day to happen. I hope I live long enough to see it because it will be a better country.'

One with de minimis in technical progress, of course, but by Moore's lights, better.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 10:56 PM (SRKgf)

I already live in that country...

50 years ago when I was a kid, this county was 70% white...

Now? 25%.... with over 65% Hispanic.... I hear more Spanish spoken in public, than English many days....

Trust me.... you don't want this...

Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at August 30, 2017 11:01 PM (NgKpN)

344 redbanzai, that's horrible.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe)

345 Here's a chuckle: a parody account got blocked by that scrunt Sarsour.


https://tinyurl.com/y9yw58ow

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2017 11:02 PM (yzxic)

346 was driving a friend home one day, because I was supposed to have dinner with my girlfriend at my house, and in the country, on a blindish curve with the solid yellow line this damned oncoming white sedan suddenly passed two other cars INTO MY LANE.

I flashed the lights, veered onto the shoulder to avoid a head-on collision, honked the horn and flipped the car off as it sped by me.

Then my passenger said, "um, wasn't that your girlfriend?"
Posted by: Kindltot at August



Heh, that is funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 11:02 PM (0wem/)

347 michael moore was in our town a few weeks ago. we just opened a new sewage disposal plant. somebody had to put it to the test. the river should recover about the time it ices over.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

348 Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (FTXAT)

Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:03 PM (ihmYw)

349 Top 400 baby!!

Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 11:03 PM (D2vc1)

350 does anybody agree with me that Petty's album Mojo rocks hard? I listened to it because of the album play "I Should Have Known it" was getting, and I really really love "Candy" and "High In the Morning"--even asked my guitar teacher at the time (2011?) to help me work out the bass chart for Candy.

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 11:03 PM (9OyZa)

351 Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2017 11:00 PM (eIQHF)

SiL had it done and she said the colors were unbelievable brighter!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 11:03 PM (gwPgz)

352 Make it Zimbabwe for the full treatment.

Libya would be another option, but there are many others. He's really just looking for a place where the rule of law is "nuanced".

Posted by: Zombassador Stevens at August 30, 2017 11:03 PM (OBJWS)

353 does anybody agree with me that Petty's album Mojo rocks hard? I listened to it because of the album play "I Should Have Known it" was getting, and I really really love "Candy" and "High In the Morning"--even asked my guitar teacher at the time (2011?) to help me work out the bass chart for Candy.
Posted by: booknlass at August




no

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 11:04 PM (0wem/)

354 Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at August 30, 2017 11:01 PM (NgKpN)

Too late, your betters have decided for you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 11:04 PM (gwPgz)

355 @ 309

Don't hesitate on the surgery, Hrothgar--this is removing PERMANENTLY a condition that will cause blindness.

I will freely admit that the thought of having someone poke around in my eyes scared hell out of me.

The operation is truly painless, it's done under partial anesthesia, the eye area is numbed so you have NO feeling there at all.

My criteria was how competent is the doctor, that just means some research to find him/her.

Biggest point is not to procrastinate.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 11:04 PM (S/hVx)

356 redbanzai, that's horrible.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe)

Steve, I have never wanted so badly to murder someone as I did when they finally wheeled him up to his room (still crying) after leaving me with no information for hours.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 11:04 PM (FTXAT)

357 Oh yes...music and fragrance can both take you back instantly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:00 PM (ihmYw)



Definitely. I was once standing in line when a breeze wafted the distinctive perfume of an old girlfriend my way. It instantly took me back. I barely remembered her, but ... the perfume, I remembered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 11:04 PM (SRKgf)

358 ..."So those medications... they are not all sunshine and roses. And I would gladly support a law that allows parents to horsewhip fucking doctors who thing they fucking know better."
-Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (FTXAT)

Holy Shit, man. Word to the wise. Holy Shit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (FahQ2), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 11:04 PM (Ckg4U)

359 Michael Moore looked at how much money he made when Bush was in the White House, and then Obama. And then he made a choice.

"Oh oops, somebody cut my little denouement into the most pro-Trump video ever. Imagine my anger."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2017 11:05 PM (rnAwa)

360 No pillow is safe from Paul Ryan's teeth.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 11:05 PM (6FqZa)

361 Ucch! I'm sorry that happened to your son, RedBanzai! That is absolute bullshit. I hope he's doing better now!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 11:05 PM (3YxFh)

362 It sounded like he said "We need a tax code that creates blow jobs".
That's a tax code I can indeed get behind. I think it was "more jobs", actually.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 10:08

I'm having the same problem, just slight hearing loss. And reading comprehension.

Hence my reading of Sheila Jackson Lee as "flashing" Republicans instead of "bashing" Repubicans.

Hell, she's crazy enough to do that.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 11:06 PM (yJ1e6)

363 michael moore was in our town a few weeks ago. we just opened a new sewage disposal plant. somebody had to put it to the test. the river should recover about the time it ices over.

The EPA should go after MM as a Superfund hazardous waste dump site.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 11:06 PM (3C9q2)

364 Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 10:59 PM (FTXAT)
------
Omg. Your poor son. How absolutely awful. If he has more surgeries, make sure it is written in his chart in HUGE letters...and ask for a different anesthesiologist.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:06 PM (LZJOv)

365 I already live in that country...

50 years ago when I was a kid, this county was 70% white...

Now? 25%.... with over 65% Hispanic.... I hear more Spanish spoken in public, than English many days....

Trust me.... you don't want this...
Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at August 30, 2017 11:01 PM (NgKpN)



Can't wait for the minority-run space program, and of course the minority-dominant tech industry. We may be back to smoke signals sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 11:06 PM (SRKgf)

366 Where did Christina get to this time?

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 11:06 PM (zOpu5)

367 "no"
-Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 11:04 PM (0wem/)

LMFAO!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (FahQ2), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 11:07 PM (Ckg4U)

368 *puffs pipe thoughtfully cigar rectally*

Posted by: Sigmund Freud

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 11:07 PM (pIW4p)

369 My God, redbanzai. I'm so sorry for you having to go through that, and for your son too. Is he all right?

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 11:07 PM (9OyZa)

370 296 ... qdpsteve and Hrothgar,

Even a little transistor radio can bring in a surprising number of stations and a many car radios are even better. This has its advantages. I HATE driving around Chicago. Day time, late night, there is always some problem. When the wife and I had to get up at Zero Dark Thirty for commuting, I would tune in WLS just to listen to traffic problems 800 miles away.

It can backfire. One winter morning I was getting reports of a massive blizzard and we had to get to work that day. Turns out I accidentally tuned in a Toledo station, not northern Virginia. These stations need to identify themselves mire often.

Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 11:07 PM (V+03K)

371
We may be back to smoke signals sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


And the fabulous "oral histories."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

372 If he has more surgeries, make sure it is written in his chart in HUGE letters...and ask for a different anesthesiologist.

There is a reason why some surgeons refer to anesthesiologists as "gas-passers."

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 11:08 PM (3C9q2)

373 Yeah, still here. Until I get an explanation of what posting rules I broke, that is.

Posted by: GUOLD at August 30, 2017 11:08 PM (PHNOO)

374 Jay Guevara, we're already well on our way back to hieroglyphics, what with the predominance of "emojis" in our everyday communications.

I don't think your prediction is all that far off.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 11:09 PM (3YxFh)

375 Definitely. I was once standing in line when a breeze wafted the distinctive perfume of an old girlfriend my way. It instantly took me back. I barely remembered her, but ... the perfume, I remembered.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
----------

Her name was Ann,
And I'll be damned
If I recall her face

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at August 30, 2017 11:09 PM (pIW4p)

376 Ucch! I'm sorry that happened to your son, RedBanzai! That is absolute bullshit. I hope he's doing better now!


Posted byW at August 30, 2017 11:05 PM (3YxFh)

He is doing great now... that was 5 years ago and it still makes me shake with rage when I think about it. He recovered and grew up and now he is training to be a chef.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 11:09 PM (FTXAT)

377 "Here's a chuckle: a parody account got blocked by that scrunt Sarsour."

I'm not going to assume it's a parody account. Think about it. Why the hell would the worlds best intel agency want a blue check mark?

Better to just stir the pot.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 30, 2017 11:09 PM (sf2BM)

378 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 11:04 PM (SRKgf)

The part of your brain that processes scent is right next to the part that processes memory and it's all either in or near the old lizard brain part where things are locked in good!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:10 PM (ihmYw)

379 I tried to make it thru the Alex Jones/PJW/that black gal video (9 minutes, actually) and had he not been flapping his fruitloop gums I might of made it the rest of the way.

Like Glenn Beck, you get from him a couple of nuggets of truth, but it's buried in a mountain of Bullshit.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 11:11 PM (0ogQG)

380 >>*puffs cigar rectally*

I've seen some gals who can do that up front -- excellent muscle control -- but not in the back.

I call that "Stupid Puthy Tricks".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 11:11 PM (8O3HH)

381 Hey, Bertha, we gonna fuck or what?

Posted by: the new iHQ talking to another iHQ in their own language at August 30, 2017 11:11 PM (mJ8mX)

382 Gas and tobacco prices are going up, so get it now, while the gettin'z Good.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (FahQ2), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (Ckg4U)

383 Have student protests EVER led to anything good?!?

The only good thing I can think of is that they got the troublemakers out of the classroom/laboratory so that the rest of us could get on with learning the course material.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (3C9q2)

384 You know, I Don't like that Master Chef blonde chick much,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (6Ll1u)

385
My God, redbanzai. I'm so sorry for you having to go through that, and for your son too. Is he all right?

Posted by: booknlass at August 30, 2017 11:07 PM (9OyZa)

Thanks, booknlass. He is 21 and great now:-)

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (FTXAT)

386 what with the predominance of "emojis" in our everyday communications.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (ihmYw)

387 Moore is envious of his fellow whites. They're too uppity. He wants to be surrounded by third worlders so he can be a leader among them, and granted the respect they deserve.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (/qEW2)

388 So the whole country is going to be like the inner cities, where white guys are the minority?

I can hardly wait. It'll be paradise on Earth.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R)



It'll be like the opening scenes of "2001: A Space Odyssey.

Don't think so? Look at what happens about 10 seconds after law and order breaks down in any city.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 11:13 PM (SRKgf)

389
Nothing can take me back to childhood like certain smells that trigger the memories.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH)

390 350; do they provide an interpreter?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 11:14 PM (KP5rU)

391 Coming in late after watching the whole Paul Joseph Watson video. It was going great until Alex Jones started interrupting and fucking up a real interview. I like watching Paul Watson videos. Can't think of anything else on Infowars I enjoy. And not because Nazi but just boring and tin foil hat territory and like the fake news of the left.

Posted by: X-ray at August 30, 2017 11:14 PM (ZKWca)

392 Just got back from driving 290 toward Houston to drop off supplies. The gorgeous country road was full of people towing rescue boats, driving trucks laden with water and other supplies and convoys of,Texas national guard, all on their way to help a bunch of strsngers. We are not lost. Regardless of what the Mfm says, we are extremely strong.

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2017 11:14 PM (hZ+us)

393 or the taste of a cookie

Posted by: proust at August 30, 2017 11:14 PM (9OyZa)

394 I was once standing in line when a breeze wafted the distinctive perfume of an old girlfriend my way. It instantly took me back.
----------

Every now and then, we will encounter someone who so resembles someone we know, or knew, that it is surprising.

There was a girl that I was dating who died in an automobile accident. Years later I encountered a girl who so strongly resembled her that I've never forgotten the moment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 11:14 PM (pIW4p)

395 good evening, friends.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 30, 2017 11:14 PM (smD62)

396 Gas and tobacco prices are going up, so get it now, while the gettin'z Good.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (FahQ2), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (Ckg4U)




Happiness is a full tank a gas, three hundred cigars in the humidors, a full ammo locker and a case of bourbon in reserve.

Well, it might not *be* happiness, but it can help stave off more than a bit of UN happiness.

Especially the un-happiness caused by running out of gas, smoking yer last cigar and draining the last drop from the bottle.


*cheers!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2017 11:14 PM (MGCfm)

397 ugh, and granted the respect *he* thinks he deserves.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 11:15 PM (/qEW2)

398 Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2017 11:00 PM (eIQHF)

No one is promised positive results from surgery
After the shit I've gone thru with my knee
I've decided no one is going to touch my eyes for elective surgery

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:15 PM (ZTRlp)

399 Oh, and according to Lawnewz Palin has a good chance of winning an appeal of that NY judge's decision to toss her defamation suit.

So it ain't over yet.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 11:15 PM (0ogQG)

400 There is a certain perfume/shampoo that one of my elementary teachers must have used, because anytime I smell it....like once every couple of years or so....it takes me right back. I wish I knew what it was.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 30, 2017 11:16 PM (smD62)

401 Happiness is a full tank a gas, three hundred cigars in the humidors, a full ammo locker and a case of bourbon in reserve.


Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2017 11:14 PM (MGCfm)


What about the coffee and duct tape?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 11:16 PM (rZ+mb)

402 And the fabulous "oral histories."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)



The "oral tradition." It's not that those practicing it were too stupid to invent writing. No. They CHOSE to sit around and bullshit.

It's just like constructing two story buildings. Sure, they could've done that. They just chose not to.

See also: science, mathematics, literature, architecture, medicine ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 11:16 PM (SRKgf)

403 The Other McCain site working fine for me on Pale Moon. BTW, they just fired the U of Tampa professor dick who said Texas deserved it. (I also guess that shit-for-brains didn't know Houston went Dem. Duh!)

Posted by: the new iHQ talking to another iHQ in their own language at August 30, 2017 11:17 PM (mJ8mX)

404 "Here's a chuckle: a parody account got blocked by that scrunt Sarsour."



I'm not going to assume it's a parody account. Think about it. Why
the hell would the worlds best intel agency want a blue check mark?


Probably right. If it was the actual Mossad, her iPhone would probably explode and take her head off when she answered it.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 11:17 PM (O5Q3r)

405 I was once standing in line when a breeze wafted the distinctive perfume of an old girlfriend my way. It instantly took me back.

Not always a good thing.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at the Fish Market at August 30, 2017 11:17 PM (OBJWS)

406 Only time I've watched Alex Jones is the video of him crashing the young Turks broadcast at the rnc. I could possibly identify him in a line up.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 11:17 PM (n6bZq)

407 Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 30, 2017 11:16 PM (smD62)

Stuff like that drives me nuts til I figure it out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (ihmYw)

408

Well, I know how Michael Moore can get that ratio closer to where he wants it, tout de suite. He's like 3 white people as it is.

Posted by: otho at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (qGuLD)

409 Misanthropic Humanitarian always brings the content.
Dude scours the bowels.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 10:16

LOL, what disrespect for this Cob who gives us great ONTs.

I think you must be thinking of Shep Smith, who posts here often, scouring the bowels of the net.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)

410 *waves to Jim*

Glad to see you still treading water while smiling.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (VPhy/)

411 What about the coffee and duct tape?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 11:16 PM (rZ+mb)

Don't forget the Chloroform.

Posted by: X-ray at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (ZKWca)

412 Posted by: Bill Clinton at the Fish Market at August 30, 2017 11:17 PM (OBJWS)

Damn I laughed hard at that sock

Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (ZTRlp)

413 OT/ Many posts of mine did not go thru on previous thread, so I just need to say Alan Rickman; Blonde SW; 7 of 9; Deana Troi; Spock Sign origin.

That is all.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (LZJOv)

414 Hey KBDaBear, Do you know who the models are from Overnight Underwear - 3 ?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (xJa6I)

415 @407

Agreed....but it seems to always happen amongst a group of people, and I never feel like sniffling around like a hounddog or something.

Maybe next time I'll get the guts to just ask out loud.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (smD62)

416 Every now and then, we will encounter someone who so resembles someone we know, or knew, that it is surprising.

There was a girl that I was dating who died in an automobile accident. Years later I encountered a girl who so strongly resembled her that I've never forgotten the moment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Proper term is "doppelgänger". You know, like when you meet some asian ESPN reporter and he strongly reminds you of a Confederate Civil War general.

Posted by: Reuters at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (/qEW2)

417 LA Sue, thanks for sketching that scene. it's a feelgood.




I strips off a french tasting sock.

Posted by: proust at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (9OyZa)

418 360 No pillow is safe from Paul Ryan's teeth.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Hubba hubba hubba

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (0ogQG)

419 Has anyone seen this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yqa5PUViPo

It's of something that happened during Trump's motorcade.

What do ya'll make of it?

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (aT+Bx)

420 What about the coffee and duct tape?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 11:16 PM (rZ+mb)




I have switched to covfefe, thank you. And in honor of Gorilla Pundit, I now use only Gorilla Tape, instead.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2017 11:20 PM (MGCfm)

421 Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (LZJOv)

Oh sure, get 'em all started again....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:20 PM (ihmYw)

422 I was watching a couple of those fire ant videos where they form big matts to float on water during a flood. Someone should attach a soapy-water sprayer to a drone, fly the drone out to them and hose the ants down.

A video of this would be a bonus, too. Science in action!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at August 30, 2017 11:20 PM (CoWmK)

423 I think you must be thinking of Shep Smith, who posts here often, scouring the bowels of the net.
Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)



I dunno about scouring. I think "stirring bowels" is more Shep's speed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 11:20 PM (SRKgf)

424 I wanted to say something earlier today but auto cucumber repeatedly frustrated me.
This is what I wanted to say--Barak Obama could have stepped out of AF1 wearing a pencil skirt and high heels and the media would have orgasmed with delight.
The media is lowering the IQ every day.

That is all. Back to lurking.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 30, 2017 11:20 PM (nBr1j)

425 @413

Spock sign is actually called the ta'al.

Just FYI. Yes, I am a nerd.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 30, 2017 11:20 PM (smD62)

426


heheheh eheheh heheh... "oral tradition"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at August 30, 2017 11:22 PM (qGuLD)

427 Speaking of AM radio, many small towns in the 1940s, 50s and 60s had low power AM stations that served their immediate community. Usually operated only from dawn to dusk. But they played music (usually 'easy listening' style), local weather, high and low tides (it was an island), high school sports, even what the public schools were serving for lunch that day. And ours, at least, had a local character doing a talk-in show. John Steinbeck mentions these stations in "Travels With Charley" written about 1960.

I don't know how many of these small stations are still out there. Like small local newspapers, mostly gone now, they helped keep a community together.

Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 11:22 PM (V+03K)

428 We have a list of demands!!

Number one, SUGAR!! And lots of it!!!

Posted by: antifa fire ants coalition at August 30, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

429 Good, RedBanzai! I'm glad he's doing so much better, and I don't blame you at all for still being so angry about it.

If I had a son, and that happened to him... yeah, I'd have a really hard time forgiving that anesthesiologist, too. I might never be able to do it! I mean, wow! You know what? I think that is straight-up malpractice.

That guy's entire job is to mitigate the pain of surgery, and he clearly failed at that because he decided some outside factor was more important.

I think he's lucky you didn't sue him.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 11:22 PM (3YxFh)

430 415 @407

Agreed....but it seems to always happen amongst a group of people, and I never feel like sniffling around like a hounddog or something.

Maybe next time I'll get the guts to just ask out loud.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (smD62)

Walks away from hanging slider

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:22 PM (ZTRlp)

431 "LOL, what disrespect for this Cob who gives us great ONTs.

I think you must be thinking of Shep Smith, who posts here often, scouring the bowels of the net."
-Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)

No, no, Sir. Dude Brings It. No disrespect intended. Wordplay intended. Silliness intended.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (FahQ2), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 11:22 PM (Ckg4U)

432 Mr. Moore.

The Party you so love has been in pursuit of this very thing as a way to absolute power since you were in Jr. High School. It hasn't worked and was never about the political desires of women, blacks, and/or youths then or now.

"Thus the McGovern quotas, as virtually everyone who has given any thought to the subject has by now recognized, are unrepresentative even in their own terms. There are, after all, other categories besides blacks, women, and youth. ...

The fact is, however, that the purpose of the McGovern quotas was not to make the convention more representative of the Democratic electorate as a whole, but to favor the affluent liberals within the party and to diminish the influence of its lower-middle and working-class constituents."


http://tinyurl.com/hsf3ntw

As before so it is now. The "liberals" of the New Left desire power. To get it they purged the working people from having any say about what the Democratic Party would do. You and they were never friends of the people who work hard for a living. You're a fat fraud.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 11:23 PM (zOpu5)

433 some channel just ran the seifeld episode with kathy griffin. you know, the bonaduce tranny. i never forgave that fucker for bringing that no talent, pasty, bag o shit, to the prime time of tv. maybe the world would be better off without elite whiteys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

434 #403 Old thread sock reference off.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 11:23 PM (mJ8mX)

435 My husband said it's a bad sign when deer are showing up with multiple babies.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 10:28 PM (PY9jH)

Yeah, the little sluts. They should follow Nancy Reagan's advice and just say doe.

Try the veal folks, I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 11:23 PM (D2vc1)

436
Now to go read the content--that ought to take the balance of the night.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 11:24 PM (S/hVx)

437 Agreed....but it seems to always happen amongst a group of people, and I never feel like sniffling around like a hounddog or something.

Posted by: Tickled Pink
---
C'mon Girl, you're an 'ette. We know you have it in you.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2017 11:24 PM (tr2D7)

438
Shep Smith was married to an actual girl, I just learned, here in fact, from '87 to '93. Her name was Virginia Donald.

I'm sure she got sick of having to be a top all the time. "I never want to see another strap-on in my life...", I think she was quoted as saying.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 11:25 PM (8O3HH)

439 Or should I just see myself out?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)

440 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 30, 2017 11:25 PM (mknWS)

441 Hookers.

Aaaannnnnddddd...go!

Posted by: Robert at August 30, 2017 11:26 PM (mknWS)

442 C'mon Girl, you're an 'ette. We know you have it in you.


Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2017 11:24 PM


huhuhuh uh huhuhuh....

Posted by: butthead at August 30, 2017 11:26 PM (qGuLD)

443 "Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later, win a little more." Louis L'Amour

I'm afraid of subdividing that mile. I'm a zenophobe.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 11:26 PM (/qEW2)

444 Christian Slater could have made a great Joker.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2017 11:26 PM (XFue2)

445 421 Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (LZJOv)

Oh sure, get 'em all started again....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:20 PM (ihmYw)
---------
lol. But I did leave out *whispers* geometry.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:26 PM (QWGds)

446 >> Do you know who the models are from Overnight
>> Underwear - 3 ?

Occasionally, I recognize one of them. But I won't admit from where, of course.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 11:26 PM (8O3HH)

447 So, no one is interested in the yourtube video?

I found it on another site listed as an potential assassination attempt.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:27 PM (aT+Bx)

448 Speaking of should I see myself out....

Guy said today he wished he could do something entertaining to the public. But,he would need balls.

I said...so you want to juggle?

I even groaned at myself.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 30, 2017 11:27 PM (smD62)

449 What do ya'll make of it?
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (aT+Bx)

Ha, I am very familiar with Springfield, it's where I have to go to do any kind of shopping beyond Wal-Mart.

Could just be some lil old lady who lost control.

Or it could be one of the Katrina refugees that has caused crime to skyrocket there since late 2005.

It's Trump territory, but there are crazy Lefties everywhere; I suppose it could have been someone up to no good.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:27 PM (ihmYw)

450 Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)


All is good Slap is having fun
Hell, we are all having fun tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:27 PM (ZTRlp)

451 Tammy@11:12: Oh, no! It's not about you. I have zero problems with the occasional use of an emoji in an intelligent post or text.

But some people actually use emojis in place of words. You'll text one of these people, and get a 30-character response, with 18 of those characters being emojis. These are clearly people who long to return to using hieroglyphics.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 11:28 PM (3YxFh)

452
Has anyone seen this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yqa5PUViPo

It's of something that happened during Trump's motorcade.

What do ya'll make of it?


Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (aT+Bx)

That was weird. I was really surprised the driver wasn't immediately thrown on the ground after the police (SS? ) pulled up.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 11:28 PM (FTXAT)

453 Sorry I had to hit and run earlier Tammy.

And, as usual, I goofed.

Maxine's Tap Room,,, Not Maggie's.
Guys said they're up for the hour and forty five minutes each way from Steve's house on the lake. Gary is gonna call em.

Have no idea how far you are from Fayetteville but if we play there and you two get there, you and Thor's first two rounds on me.

Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 11:29 PM (qifx9)

454 Shibumi, that was wild. I watched it twice.

did that guy driving that car that burst out of the woods have a ski mask on? from the distance, it appeared so.

Posted by: proust at August 30, 2017 11:29 PM (9OyZa)

455 Hell, we are all having fun tonight

*nods*

Posted by: Wang Chung at August 30, 2017 11:29 PM (hM/ap)

456 451: emojis. no words.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

457 Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:26 PM (QWGds)

*lowers voice* Thank you. Hopefully no one brings up calcunometry either.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:29 PM (ihmYw)

458 "So, no one is interested in the yourtube video?'

Watched it. The Police were there at the end.

Might want to look and see if you can find a public record report about it.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 30, 2017 11:30 PM (sf2BM)

459
I had to see the pictures of that poor girl who was Shep's ex-wife.

She indeed looks very naive. When did you figure it out, sweetie?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)

460 Glad our Texas friends are safe and maintaining their collective sense of humor. Donated to Samaratin's Purse (sp), so glad that I did not donate to Red Cross or the Sal Army, they should be excoriated for violating their mission by injecting politics into a humanitarian crisis.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 30, 2017 11:30 PM (nWc4E)

461 >>>>She indeed looks very naive. When did you figure it out, sweetie?

When he rimmed her?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:31 PM (ZTRlp)

462 419 Has anyone seen this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yqa5PUViPo

It's of something that happened during Trump's motorcade.

What do ya'll make of it?
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (aT+Bx)

10-20 yrs in the clink.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2017 11:31 PM (XFue2)

463 I had cataract surgery in 2013. Prior to that, I was so nearsighted I could not see the big E on the eye chart without glasses. My correction factor was -13.5 diopters, and cataracts on top of that made it hard to read.

The lenses in both of my eyes were removed and replaced. Now my vision is better than 20\20. The replacement lenses were of a kind that can change focus, so I can don't even need reading glasses except for very fine print. Colors are much brighter, too. The cataracts had given everything a dingy yellowish cast, which had developed so gradually that I never noticed until it was gone.

Very glad I did it.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 11:31 PM (cct0t)

464 >>>lowers voice* Thank you. Hopefully no one brings up calcunometry either.

For a small donation I could make this disappear

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:32 PM (ZTRlp)

465 Gateway pundit has story on car coming out of woods in MO as President Trumps motorcade drives by, scary stuff

Posted by: lousagirl at August 30, 2017 11:32 PM (9plvG)

466 Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 11:29 PM (qifx9)

It's about 3 hours, but you're worth it! Please keep me posted! When is it?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:32 PM (ihmYw)

467 >> When he rimmed her?

I figure something like.

Uh, you want to do anal.....I don't know....
.......
Wait, what?
......
You want *me* to do *you*?!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 11:33 PM (8O3HH)

468 Spare a thought or prayer for Jack Sock, who may be facing mandatory evacuation from rising water after a reservoir release.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 11:33 PM (CSMDm)

469 shep smith tells us all we need to know how serious fox is about their "news."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

470 Heh ... Heh ... Heh ...

... gave Sleeping MrsScogg a firm pat on her starboard side.

She asked, sleepily, why I did that.

Because I can, Honey. Because I can.

Heh ... heh ... heh ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 11:33 PM (fiGNd)

471 Christian Slater could have made a great Joker.


Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2017 11:26 PM



That's actually a good call.

Posted by: otho at August 30, 2017 11:34 PM (qGuLD)

472
here is a certain perfume/shampoo that one of my elementary teachers must have used, because anytime I smell it....like once every couple of years or so....it takes me right back. I wish I knew what it was.
Posted by: Tickled Pink


Mimeograph machine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

473 It looked like he knew exactly when President Teump was going by,

Posted by: lousagirl at August 30, 2017 11:34 PM (9plvG)

474 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:32 PM (ZTRlp)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:35 PM (ihmYw)

475 >>Mimeograph machine.

Bawahwahwah

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:35 PM (ZTRlp)

476 446 >> Do you know who the models are from Overnight
>> Underwear - 3 ?

Occasionally, I recognize one of them. But I won't admit from where, of course.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 11:26 PM (8O3HH)

Well then do you know? The one on the left is stunning. I'd love to see what else she's done.

Or who. I don't judge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 11:35 PM (xJa6I)

477 Huh. Was "Heathers" a Joker origin story?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 11:35 PM (6FqZa)

478 When I watch certain old shows or look at old pictures, I'm struck by how many people wore glasses. I forget contact lenses weren't available until, uh, later. So many of the women wore those Cat Eye glasses too. Those must have been high fashion.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:35 PM (QWGds)

479 Michael Moore is a fat racist and he doesnt care who knows it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2017 11:36 PM (EZebt)

480 473: i'm thinking a dry run. who knows? somebody there does. that's for damn sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 11:36 PM (KP5rU)

481 Smell is one of the most 'triggering' (to borrow a phrase) of the senses. Partly because women smell good, in the main. For me is a certain smell of strawberries and I am right back there: a kid in college, the feel of her skin...

Yep, memory is a funny thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 11:36 PM (K2SnJ)

482 "Every now and then, we will encounter someone who so resembles someone we know, or knew, that it is surprising."

The weirdest experience I ever had in that regard happened when I was volunteering at a local historic site and a woman came in who was an absolute dead ringer for my first cousin. Same build, same hairstyle, same glasses, same style of clothes, even sounded like her. She was the exact duplicate of my cousin in every way but one... she was black (or else she had a really, really dark suntan).

Posted by: Secret Square at August 30, 2017 11:36 PM (9WuX0)

483 414 Hey KBDaBear, Do you know who the models are from Overnight Underwear - 3 ?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (xJa6I)

No I don't, but a lot of times you can find out by right-clicking the image and "search for image" will be on the drop down. A lot of these models are Russians or other Eastern Europeans.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 11:36 PM (3i2nH)

484 When he rimmed her?
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This box of store-brand kosher salt here says:

"Good for gourmet cooking and rimming glasses."

And it looks dirty every time I see it.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 11:37 PM (4bKiB)

485 Jeez, stay safe, Jack

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 11:37 PM (xJa6I)

486 It looked like he knew exactly when President Teump was going by,

Still waiting for those test results...

Posted by: George Soros at August 30, 2017 11:37 PM (kuiuS)

487 My mom had lens replacement cataract surgery on both eyes over the summer, and she now has 20/20 vision. Everything went great, and I was a tough love taskmaster on the eyedrops regime, which lasted approximately forever, +/- two eternities.

Worth it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2017 11:37 PM (0ogQG)

488 That's what my hubby said chavez the Hugo, they sure didn't go after that car very tough, wtf!!

Posted by: lousagirl at August 30, 2017 11:37 PM (9plvG)

489 419 Has anyone seen this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yqa5PUViPo

It's of something that happened during Trump's motorcade.

What do ya'll make of it?
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (aT+Bx)

When did this happen?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 30, 2017 11:37 PM (TdMsT)

490 404 "Here's a chuckle: a parody account got blocked by that scrunt Sarsour."



I'm not going to assume it's a parody account. Think about it. Why
the hell would the worlds best intel agency want a blue check mark?


Probably right. If it was the actual Mossad, her iPhone would probably explode and take her head off when she answered it.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 11:17 PM (O5Q3r)


Well hold on. It's an iPhone not a galaxy note 7

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2017 11:37 PM (n6bZq)

491 Winter is coming...

http://www.e2046.com/p/27986

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 11:37 PM (VPhy/)

492 478 When I watch certain old shows or look at old pictures, I'm struck by how many people wore glasses. I forget contact lenses weren't available until, uh, later. So many of the women wore those Cat Eye glasses too. Those must have been high fashion.


Or perfect teeth. Take a look at Garners teeth the next Rockford Files episode they weren't perfect, added to his character of Jimmy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:38 PM (ZTRlp)

493 488; very strange.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

494 >>>She indeed looks very naive. When did you figure it out, sweetie?

Gynecologist asked her "how'd you get corn kernels in there?"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 11:38 PM (/qEW2)

495 468 Spare a thought or prayer for Jack Sock, who may be facing mandatory evacuation from rising water after a reservoir release.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 11:33 PM (CSMDm)
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Oh, the poor guy. First he was trapped in his bathroom during hurricane warnings; then the first floor flooded. He is definitely being put thru the daytime nightmare.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:39 PM (QWGds)

496 Here's what I found about the motorcade thing

http://tinyurl.com/yb998rhu

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 11:39 PM (O5Q3r)

497 486 Oh for God sake, President Tuemp = President Trump

Posted by: lousagirl at August 30, 2017 11:39 PM (9plvG)

498 Ha, I am very familiar with Springfield, it's where I have to go to do any kind of shopping beyond Wal-Mart.
--

A poster on another site says that Bass Pro Shop is on the other side of the woods. Others are saying its the Fastenal parking lot, 2250 E Kearney St.

The guess seems to be that the person went through a drainage spillway and lost their brakes.

One of the other posters asks:"Do you normally drive across a ditch at full speed? Do you wait on a service road for the presidential motorcade? Do you normally turn the wrong way into traffic? None of what that guy did in the car was normal and the timing was too perfect."

Not sure what to make of it myself.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:39 PM (aT+Bx)

499 I dunno, it looked like an older lady getting out on the passenger side; my money is it was coincidence and they just lost control at a very unfortunate time and place, or else they were racing to catch a glimpse and hit the gas instead of the brakes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:39 PM (ihmYw)

500 484 When he rimmed her?
--

Gotta make a weekend of it.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2017 11:40 PM (XFue2)

501 @kbdabear

Thanks man. I think that was Jennifer Nicole Lee, based on your advice (thanks Pintrest).

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 11:41 PM (xJa6I)

502 Has anyone seen this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yqa5PUViPo

It's of something that happened during Trump's motorcade.

What do ya'll make of it?




Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (aT+Bx)

In their excitement they hit the ditch too hard and killed the car. Looked like a real attempt to ram the Beast. No clue what they thought that would accomplish. Since not a big car and the Beast is a heavyweight.

Posted by: X-ray at August 30, 2017 11:41 PM (ZKWca)

503 414 Hey KBDaBear, Do you know who the models are from Overnight Underwear - 3 ?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (xJa6I)

I don't recognize them either. The gal on the left seems to be a buxom thing. (and yes I am riding the line on a work computer.) She has the lip thing, which is an instant turn off to me though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 11:41 PM (K2SnJ)

504 When did this happen?
--
Today.

---
Here's what I found about the motorcade thing

http://tinyurl.com/yb998rhu


Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 11:39 PM
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Thanks! Honestly, the fact that there were two women in the car makes it stranger to me.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:42 PM (aT+Bx)

505 Huh. Was "Heathers" a Joker origin story?
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This reminds me, they are remaking the Heathers movie. But the characters are transgender or bi, and all that stuff...kinda blocked it out. Could Hollywood come up with some original ideas? No.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:42 PM (QWGds)

506 This reminds me, they are remaking the Heathers movie. But the characters are transgender or bi, and all that stuff...kinda blocked it out. Could Hollywood come up with some original ideas? No.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:42 PM (QWGds)

Not this decade, surely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 11:43 PM (K2SnJ)

507 Steve and Cold Bear@11:38: The lack of pebbles in there should've been a clue, too.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 30, 2017 11:44 PM (3YxFh)

508 Well best get back to that writing thing.

Ciao.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 11:45 PM (VPhy/)

509 3 hours?
That's a long drive. Didn't know Arkansas had that long of a drive in it anywhere.

Haven't booked it yet. Hell, not sure they want us. Gary has yet to call em. Wanted the three of us to talk it over first, which we did at practice tonight.
Gonna make em a hard offer to refuse $ wise (we mostly just do this for fun anyway and all $ to into gear and trips like this) and we have really good references from the places we play around here.

We'll see and I'll keep ya posted.

Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 11:45 PM (qifx9)

510
I did not know rimming glasses was a thing. Shows what kind of culturally illiterate philistine I am.

Of course, wouldn't the salt burn like hell?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 11:47 PM (8O3HH)

511 Good night, Anna!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 11:47 PM (3YxFh)

512 Valérian had original ideas. Pity it didn't have a consistent frame to showcase them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 11:47 PM (6FqZa)

513 Bass Pro ( it's the Mothership, the original) is several miles from Fastenal, I'd say it was closer to Fastenal, though.

But the car made a point, to my eyes anyway, to stay outta the road after it hit the ditch. And the passenger side lady looked dazed and had to put on her glasses.

I still say they lost control and were hitting the gas instead of the brakes, but time will tell. Old ladies can be rabidly political, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:47 PM (ihmYw)

514
What do ya'll make of it?
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 11:19 PM (aT+Bx)

Hard to say.

Didn't really see any attempt at escape or other motorcade vehicles blocking. Official vehcile passes then turns around, no other officials blocking escape or path.

Shit happens.

Posted by: dDan at August 30, 2017 11:48 PM (hwYmz)

515 I'm out for the evening, myself. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 30, 2017 11:48 PM (3YxFh)

516 "3 hours? That's a long drive."

In Texas, we call a 3 hour drive "local".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 11:48 PM (CSMDm)

517 oh, and Besson went the indie route and didn't seek funding from California.

So, if you have a shitty script, you can go alone and fail, or you can go to Hollywood and fail.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 11:49 PM (6FqZa)

518 I don't know how many of these small stations are still out there. Like small local newspapers, mostly gone now, they helped keep a community together.
Posted by: JTB
---------

Locally, WWNC, 5,000 Watts since 1927. All Talk now, with an *excellent* afternoon guy after Limbaugh, from 3 until 6.

"In the days before FM became popular, WWNC was sometimes the most popular station in the United States with an Arbitron share over 40 percent, sometimes as high as 50 percent.."

People like Jimmie Rogers and Bill Monroe performed live there. Monroe and the Blue Grass Boys played every day from Feb. 1939 until April 1939.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 11:49 PM (pIW4p)

519 I'm about to vanish without a trace.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 11:49 PM (bc2Lc)

520 And to go back upthread,,, hi ya booknlass,, if you're still here.
Didn't know you played guitar.

Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 11:49 PM (qifx9)

521
Locally, WWNC, 5,000 Watts since 1927. All Talk now, with an *excellent* afternoon guy after Limbaugh, from 3 until 6
----------

BTW, the afternoon guy has quoted Ace a couple of times.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 11:50 PM (pIW4p)

522 Well, good night, Horde. A busy day, but one spent getting back to normal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 11:50 PM (CSMDm)

523 Mark Steyne was just hilarious on Tucker Carlson rerun, even if he did kind of rip me, the DNC and my techie a new one.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 30, 2017 11:50 PM (nWc4E)

524 Didn't know Arkansas had that long of a drive in it anywhere.

Lord, most drives to anywhere take that long, it's mostly backroads! There are only three highways with more than two lanes in the entire state, as far as I am aware.

I would be so excited to come see you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:51 PM (ihmYw)

525 I'm about to vanish without a trace.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 11:49 PM (bc2Lc)

A Total Eclipse of the Heart?

Posted by: X-ray at August 30, 2017 11:51 PM (ZKWca)

526 I'm so old I can remember when the radio stations in different parts of the country sounded different.


Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 11:52 PM (cct0t)

527 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 11:50 PM (CSMDm)

So glad you're okay.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:53 PM (ihmYw)

528 Volume 2, And still the rabid lesbian women wearing pink hats in the truck persisted.


"Fabulous read, we will persist!"
Liz Warren Twoface, Warrior of Frauds Everywhere

Posted by: Chubbel at August 30, 2017 11:55 PM (nWc4E)

529
I'm so old I can remember when the radio stations in different parts of the country sounded different.
Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 11:52 PM


Back when we were all the same and together?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 11:55 PM (IqV8l)

530 Thelma & Louise jump the ditch - the SJW remake.


I watched video & laughed. At the guys, and Thelma & Louise. It was wrong. *hangs head in semi-shame*

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:57 PM (Ysuy6)

531 I was driving a friend home one day, because I was supposed to have dinner with my girlfriend at my house, and in the country, on a blindish curve with the solid yellow line this damned oncoming white sedan suddenly passed two other cars INTO MY LANE.
I flashed the lights, veered onto the shoulder to avoid a head-on collision, honked the horn and flipped the car off as it sped by me.
Then my passenger said, "um, wasn't that your girlfriend?"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 10:58

LOL, I had a female friend that I used to tend bar with. She was one day in a parking lot and someone honked at her. She flipped them off and then looked and it was her mother.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2017 11:58 PM (yJ1e6)

532 I'm about to vanish without a trace.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly


You don't F*CK with the Boojums, man.

Posted by: Lewis Carroll at August 30, 2017 11:58 PM (/qEW2)

533 Actually, there might only be two. 40 and 440

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 11:58 PM (ihmYw)

534 Would love to meet you two also.
You're so restrained around here I figure maybe you'll allow yourself a bit more fun during a night on the town.

Just keep in mind, we don't play any Metallica or the like.
General consensus seems to be it's a fun show though.

Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 11:58 PM (qifx9)

535 I'm about to vanish without a trace.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 11:49 PM (bc2Lc)

Not so fast my friend!

Posted by: Pornhub at August 30, 2017 11:59 PM (XFue2)

536 I'm so old I can remember when the radio stations in different parts of the country sounded different.

Posted by: Toad-O
---------

I remember passing through West Virginia and tuning in some local station. The guy was reading off 'Items For Sale', by individuals. Things like a baby carriage, sausage grinder, electric drill, bookshelf, "call Harriet at xxx-xxxx."

Then, he announced that he was eating lunch while doing his show, "I got me a Mason jar with white beans and onions, hmmm, hmmm, hmm'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2017 12:00 AM (pIW4p)

537 RE: the car video, I wasn't sure what to make of it.

It seems odd that a car, and especially a car full of women, would just suddenly speed out of the woods.

And then they just... stop.

Almost like "WTF is happening on the highway?"

They don't try to get onto the road, and don't try to speed away from the S.S.

Odd though.

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:01 AM (aT+Bx)

538 I watched video laughed. At the guys, and Thelma Louise. It was wrong. *hangs head in semi-shame*



Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 11:57 PM (Ysuy6)
If they were driving a Challenger you would have hung your head in Hemi shame.come on it's a semi decent pun.

Posted by: X-ray at August 31, 2017 12:02 AM (ZKWca)

539 I don't know how many of these small stations are still out there. Like small local newspapers, mostly gone now, they helped keep a community together.
Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2017 11:22 PM (V+03K)

A town I worked in during the early 2000s had an AM/FM combo. The AM was a "daytimer" like you wrote about. Then new owners bought the station and put the AM on a satellite feed and ignored it. Might as well have let it go dark.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 31, 2017 12:02 AM (rJUlF)

540 530 Thelma & Louise jump the ditch - the SJW remake.
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Saw a lady get stuck in a drainage ditch driving back from the eclipse last week. Traffic going north on the interstate was stopped, and I guess she thought she was going to do a U-turn by cutting through the grass.

You live and learn.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 31, 2017 12:03 AM (4bKiB)

541 Checking in. Family is all OK. On sons phone as internet is still out. Water came within 10 ft of house. We are so lucky and thankful.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2017 12:03 AM (HN6JB)

542 Gotta hit the sack.
Alarm goes off in 5 hrs 15 min.

Nite Tammy.
Nite booknlass, sorry I missed ya.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at August 31, 2017 12:03 AM (qifx9)

543 Since they were women they can't be tried as adults.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Pornhub at August 31, 2017 12:04 AM (XFue2)

544 Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 11:58 PM (qifx9)

I am pretty sure y'all play my kind of music! (Mind you, I like all kinds of music)

Try and avoid the first week of October, if possible!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:05 AM (ihmYw)

545 Driving from Vegas to CO and took the long way on parts of Route 66. Tired of CD's so tuned in AM radio. Navajo radio. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:05 AM (mxS7w)

546 Libya would be another option, but there are many
others. He's really just looking for a place where the rule of law is
"nuanced".
Posted by: Zombassador Stevens at August 30, 2017 11:03 PM (OBJWS)


Argentina or Brazil then. I'd suggest Brazil. The laws there are very nuanced.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2017 12:05 AM (Gv+zt)

547 LOL, I had a female friend that I used to tend bar with. She was one day in a parking lot and someone honked at her. She flipped them off and then looked and it was her mother.

Posted by: Farmer


But as she was going to apologize, an SJW intercepted her and convinced her that her first impression was correct: her mother was indeed an evil, oppressive member of the patriarchy. So she flipped her off again and returned to the bar. Is that about it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 12:05 AM (/qEW2)

548 That is good news Count de Monet!

Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at August 31, 2017 12:06 AM (AoK0a)

549 544 Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 11:58 PM (qifx9)

I am pretty sure y'all play my kind of music! (Mind you, I like all kinds of music)

Try and avoid the first week of October, if possible!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:05 AM (ihmYw)


Country and western?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:06 AM (n6bZq)

550 Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:01 AM (aT+Bx)

There in NOTHING a car full of women could do that would surprise me.

Nothing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:07 AM (ihmYw)

551 Driving from Vegas to CO and took the long way on parts of Route 66. Tired of CD's so tuned in AM radio. Navajo radio. It was hilarious.


Imagine how tough it would be to do comedy by smoke signals. The timing problems would be horrendous.


You're welcome, Navajos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2017 12:07 AM (c8EhQ)

552 My honking is starting to get more complicated since I have the dumbass that I am honking at to contend with on one side and Mrs.YankeeFifth saying "would you PLEASE stop honking at everyone" on the other.


Since I only have one horn and it is on the outside I am not sure how I am going to honk at the dumbass and Mrs.YankeeFifth simultaneously.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2017 12:08 AM (0wem/)

553 Country and western?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:06 AM (n6bZq)

BOTH kinds of music!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 31, 2017 12:09 AM (K2SnJ)

554 Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:06 AM (n6bZq)

I do love country.

When all is said and done, I am more of a classic rock, well, probably Southern rock, girl, but I do love me some country.

Actual country, now, not too much of this current stuff.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:09 AM (ihmYw)

555 521 ... Mike, I just looked it up and WADK is still operating at 1,000 watts in daytime. The station started in 1953, a few months after I was born. It uses more talk-in than I remembered but it is local, not national. I can listen online and will give it a try tomorrow, just for fun. Haven't lived there for over 40 years.

Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2017 12:10 AM (V+03K)

556 Actual country, now, not too much of this current stuff.
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Some country, like "Luke Brian," "Florida Georgia Line" and "Rascall Flatts" seems more to me like country rock than actual "country," so it's kind of OK with me.

/all of my favorite bands have someone dead in them.

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:11 AM (aT+Bx)

557 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2017 12:08 AM (0wem/)

I am surprised you don't give Mrs YankeeFifth something to keep her mouth occupied with while you're driving.

Like some great music to sing along with. Or something.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:11 AM (ihmYw)

558 554; tammy, this current stuff really isn't country. it's pre fab music.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 12:11 AM (KP5rU)

559 552 My honking is starting to get more complicated since I have the dumbass that I am honking at to contend with on one side and Mrs.YankeeFifth saying "would you PLEASE stop honking at everyone" on the other.


Since I only have one horn and it is on the outside I am not sure how I am going to honk at the dumbass and Mrs.YankeeFifth simultaneously.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2017 12:08 AM (0wem/)


You would enjoy India. One of Gabriel Iglesias' specials he talks about touring India and al the cars are honking there because it's a language all it's own. Different honk patterns for different things.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:11 AM (n6bZq)

560 I enjoy honking Dr. Jill Biden's horn in our private moments.

*HONK HONK*

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2017 12:13 AM (c8EhQ)

561 I apologize for my absence. I was on the phone with someone.

How you bitches doing?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (FahQ2), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 31, 2017 12:13 AM (Ckg4U)

562 So, McCain back to work next week?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/john-mccain-to-return-to-senate-next-week/

That seems so weird. My Mom had chemo and radiation for lung cancer, and it was physically horrific. Yet John McCain is well enough to go to work?

WTF?

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:14 AM (aT+Bx)

563 556 Actual country, now, not too much of this current stuff.
---

Some country, like "Luke Brian," "Florida Georgia Line" and "Rascall Flatts" seems more to me like country rock than actual "country," so it's kind of OK with me.

/all of my favorite bands have someone dead in them.
Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:11 AM (aT+Bx)


I think calling it country rock is giving it too much credit. Look at who they are collaborating with. They wish they could be rappers.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:14 AM (n6bZq)

564 Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 12:11 AM (KP5rU)

I think most music has come to that nowdays, honestly; I think rock is dead, too.

Raise your hand if you thought rap would outlast rock and roll.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:14 AM (ihmYw)

565 You would enjoy India. One of Gabriel Iglesias' specials he talks about touring India and al the cars are honking there because it's a language all it's own. Different honk patterns for different things.
Posted by: Buzzion at August



You might think so but probably not. Having everyone honk is not mearly as much fun as being the lone honkey.

Mrs.YankeeFifth is of the opinion that I have been spending my time in some pristine unsullied environment which had never heard of honking before I showed up. No every time someone honks she says "You did that. They did not do that before you started honking here." She is only partly kidding.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2017 12:15 AM (0wem/)

566 "That seems so weird. My Mom had chemo and radiation for lung cancer, and it was physically horrific. Yet John McCain is well enough to go to work?"

WTF?
-Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:14 AM (aT+Bx)

He's not exactly "human". He's a walking penis.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (FahQ2), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 31, 2017 12:16 AM (Ckg4U)

567 564; i agree. outside of bar bands, rock is dead.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 12:16 AM (KP5rU)

568 That seems so weird. My Mom had chemo and radiation
for lung cancer, and it was physically horrific. Yet John McCain is well
enough to go to work?

WTF?


Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:14 AM (aT+Bx)

I'm beginning to think the whole thing is a farce.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:16 AM (mxS7w)

569 562 So, McCain back to work next week?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/john-mccain-to-return-to-senate-next-week/

That seems so weird. My Mom had chemo and radiation for lung cancer, and it was physically horrific. Yet John McCain is well enough to go to work?

WTF?
Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:14 AM (aT+Bx)


Not that difficult for him if someone wheels him down to the senate floor to shit all over us again.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:16 AM (n6bZq)

570 "You did that. They did not do that before you started honking here." She is only partly kidding.
--

Educating bad drivers is a community effort. We all have to do our part.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 31, 2017 12:16 AM (4bKiB)

571 I am surprised you don't give Mrs YankeeFifth something to keep her mouth occupied with while you're driving.

Like some great music to sing along with. Or something.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August




You know she really has a beautiful singing voice and I do enjoy listening to her sing nearly anything. However, I do not want her beautiful singing voice to be interrupted and punctuated with honking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2017 12:17 AM (0wem/)

572 Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:14 AM (aT+Bx)

This is going to sound weird, but the chemo/radiation for brain cancer, depending on where his tumor is, can be a lot less nasty than other cancer. My aunt had radiation therapy to shrink her brain tumor a little and was fine in a week. (She was dead three months later, mind you)

There is a helluva lot of the brain that isn't used.

Plus he has the finest options money can buy so lord only knows what palliative care he gets.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:18 AM (ihmYw)

573
"That seems so weird. My Mom had chemo and radiation for lung cancer,
and it was physically horrific. Yet John McCain is well enough to go to
work?"



WTF?

-Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:14 AM (aT+Bx)

The cancer is in his brain. When was the last time he used that organ?

Posted by: X-ray at August 31, 2017 12:18 AM (ZKWca)

574 Wordplay intended. Silliness intended.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (FahQ2), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 30, 2017 11:22

I should have known.

BTW, will you be coming to Vegas? I'd like to meet you IRL, like so many others here.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 12:18 AM (yJ1e6)

575 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2017 12:17 AM (0wem/)

Sounds like Plan A is the better option then!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:19 AM (ihmYw)

576 558 554; tammy, this current stuff really isn't country. it's pre fab music.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 12:11 AM (KP5rU)




It is all Boy Bands, with a twang. There is no effective difference between Boyz 2 Men and Rascall Flatts, than that the latter has an affected accent learned in the apprenticeship bars and nightclubs of Nashville.

The layerings, harmonies, arrangements and intonations are otherwise, identical.

Don't even get me going on the "country" acts, which rap and rock, more than Country & Western.

Lookin' at you, FL GA Line, with your doesn't exist in the actual South faked accents.

Merle Haggard shat better tunes on his worst day, than you bark, rap, shuck n' jive, on your best.

Plus. Country acts.

Cowboy Hat > baseball cap.

Every fuckin' time.

Thatisall.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2017 12:19 AM (MGCfm)

577 When driving through LA (I consider everything north or Irvine and south of Thousand Oaks, and everything east out to Pasadena "LA" - so we're talking a huge area) I like to tune into various (mostly AM) ethnic radio stations, mostly just to try and ID them. Chinese and Vietnamese ones are easy. I've heard other Asian languages I can't ID (Cambodian? Thai?). I think there's Armenian, though I've never found it (I'd definitely recognize it), and Farsi, and probably Amharic or Tigrinya (Ethiopia/Eritrea). For ethnic eats and possibly radio, there's no other place like it on earth.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2017 12:19 AM (QDnY+)

578 And isn't Jimmy Carter still alive?

A lot depends on where the tumor is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:20 AM (ihmYw)

579 578 And isn't Jimmy Carter still alive?

A lot depends on where the tumor is.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:20 AM (ihmYw)



He won't die until his contract with Satan comes due.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:21 AM (n6bZq)

580 576; jim, you nailed it. hope you are doing well. and, good luck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 12:22 AM (KP5rU)

581 hat seems so weird. My Mom had chemo and radiation
for lung cancer, and it was physically horrific. Yet John McCain is well
enough to go to work?

WTF?


Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:14 AM (aT+Bx)


McCain is fueled by pure meanness and knows he can't express his full contempt for Trump from Arizona.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 31, 2017 12:23 AM (FTXAT)

582 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2017 12:15 AM (0wem/)

How long had she lived in yankeetown before y'all met?! I didn't realize you met there, I figured you drug her up there screaming from some idyllic Southern town...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:23 AM (ihmYw)

583 I'll believe McCain has cancer when he dies from it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 12:24 AM (XFue2)

584 Damn. The Salvation Army is actually tacitly supporting Antifa. That fucking blows.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 31, 2017 12:25 AM (5sQ8t)

585 576; jim, you nailed it. hope you are doing well. and, good luck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 12:22 AM (KP5rU)



Thank you, amigo. Weird Dave posted a couple of pics of my place at "high water" from the storm, on the sidebar of the Main AoS page.

Dry streets now though, just fyi.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2017 12:25 AM (MGCfm)

586 584; well, fuck them too. no thing. dumbasses.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

587 Grandpa, who was a frog man in WWII, had a white hot hate for the Red Cross. That has stayed with me all these years. I have yet to donate one red cent to them.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:27 AM (mxS7w)

588 Since I only have one horn and it is on the outside I
am not sure how I am going to honk at the dumbass and Mrs.YankeeFifth
simultaneously.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2017 12:08 AM (0wem/)
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get one of those hand held air horns...

and a good lawyer.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:28 AM (D0ZGj)

589 Cowboy Hat > baseball cap.)))

Off topic kinda. But I have always wanted to be able to wear a kick ass Stetson Cowboy hat. But up here in Minnesota it just feels weird.


Standing out is not my thing. And I don't have the build to carry it off.

Posted by: X-ray at August 31, 2017 12:28 AM (ZKWca)

590 My aunt's primary wasn't her brain, though; it was mets. Is McCain's brain tumor the original site?

Was Carter's?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:29 AM (ihmYw)

591
Wow, do I understand that Yankeefifth's wife has got him wearing horns?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2017 12:29 AM (Gv+zt)

592 587; my dad, navy ww2, hated the red cross with the heat of a thousand suns. i never forgot that. never gave them or the united way anything.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 12:29 AM (KP5rU)

593 Fog horn. Loud mo fo's.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:29 AM (mxS7w)

594 I just got out of work only to discover that gas stations around DFW are starting to run dry, and people are lining up everywhere trying to get some. So figure I better get some too.

Any Texan Hordians experiencing this in other areas?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 31, 2017 12:29 AM (Jcg9Q)

595
Grandpa, who was a frog man in WWII, had a white hot hate for the Red Cross. That has stayed with me all these years. I have yet to donate one red cent to them.
Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:27 AM


My Dad was a Marine in WWII and also felt the same way toward them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2017 12:30 AM (IqV8l)

596 And my GOD, look how long Ruth Bader Ghuolsberg has lived. Everyone else I know who had pancreatic cancer died within weeks of diagnoses.

She must have been diagnosed super early, they probably found it accidentally.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:30 AM (ihmYw)

597 Oops, I forgot to tell my jury service story today!

- I showed up at the court in Downey at the prescribed time a little before 8:30am.
- Had to wait until the juror services worker opened the door, right at 8:30.
- Went in, filled out my jury summons paperwork (very short), turned it in.
- The worker asked a few people about their paperwork. Took about 5-10 minutes.
- Then she informed all of us in the jury services room, all 5 of us, that no jury candidates were necessary that day at Downey court. So we could all go home! By now it was about 9am.
- Oh, and she gave us all certificates excusing us from jury service until the end of 2018.

So, good experience. Never thought I would say it but: thanks, LA County!! ;-) Geez, they almost make it easier for you if you *mess up* than if you just call their jury hotline number 5 nights in a row to check if you're needed.

PS to AOP: I never had to lie to anybody about anything. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2017 12:30 AM (eMKNe)

598 my late FiL hated the red cross too: they charged for the donuts such at their booth when he and his shipmates were on liberty. BB-55.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:30 AM (D0ZGj)

599 But as she was going to apologize, an SJW intercepted her and convinced her that her first impression was correct: her mother was indeed an evil, oppressive member of the patriarchy. So she flipped her off again and returned to the bar. Is that about it?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 12:05

Nah, that was before the invention of SJW scrunts. Back I the 80s before we had to endure them. How far we have come.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 12:31 AM (yJ1e6)

600 United way is the other. I will say nothing else about them.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:31 AM (mxS7w)

601 And my GOD, look how long Ruth Bader Ghuolsberg has lived. Everyone else I know who had pancreatic cancer died within weeks of diagnoses.
She must have been diagnosed super early, they probably found it accidentally.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


They found it while checking her prostate. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2017 12:32 AM (eMKNe)

602 Y5 - You don't drive a little red car, by chance?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2017 12:33 AM (pIW4p)

603 Fog horn. Loud mo fo's.


Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:29 AM (mxS7w)



Fog Hor...Ah Said FOG HORN, Boy! Lou...Ah Said LOUD, now, LOUD!!...ya heah me now boy!

*whack!*

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 31, 2017 12:33 AM (MGCfm)

604 "As prominent sleep researcher John Allan Hobson states 'The only known function of sleep is to cure sleepiness'."

Don't know where this guy "researches", but everything he just said is bullshit. Known functions of sleep include complex endocrine, immunological and anabolic processes which don't occur otherwise.

A big part of the reason people break down from prolonged sleeplessness is because all of that physiologically necessary stuff is being prevented from happening.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2017 12:33 AM (ujwCG)

605 My Daddy, who was in the Air Force during the Korean War, also hated the Red Cross, but his service had nothing to do with it; I just like to brag about it!

He hated them because the local chapter was charging people for the food they served after Camille.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:33 AM (ihmYw)

606 My Dad hated the Red Cross; when he was on the front lines in Korea (USMC) they showed up with donuts and coffee, maybe even cigarettes. And then, after the guys helped themselves, proceeded to tell them that it was not free and they wanted to be paid.

/however, he LOVED Salvation Army, an organization I continue to support.

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:33 AM (aT+Bx)

607 hey qdp, rhomboid.... when are we going to have a SoCal MoMe at a shooting range?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:34 AM (D0ZGj)

608 redc1c4: as soon as we can find a functioning shooting range in SoCal ;-)

Seriously, I'd love if we could have one in Palm Springs. I like desert climes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2017 12:35 AM (eMKNe)

609 No wait, it was Betsy. It was the same year as the Watts riots, at any rate.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:35 AM (ihmYw)

610
Y5 - You don't drive a little red car, by chance?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2017 12:33 AM (pIW4p)
---
it's a Nash Rambler...

why do you ask?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:35 AM (D0ZGj)

611 AUSTIN, Texas - A federal judge has temporarily blocked most of Texas' tough new "sanctuary cities" law allowing police to inquire about people's immigration status during routine interactions such as traffic stops.

And "Sherrif" Joe Arpaio is gonna get it up the ass.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at August 31, 2017 12:35 AM (3241I)

612 qdp, Downey is better than Compton.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:36 AM (mxS7w)

613 Infidel, MUCH better. :-)

There's horror stories about gang shootings at both the Compton and Huntington Park courthouses.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2017 12:36 AM (eMKNe)

614 it's a Nash Rambler...

why do you ask?
Posted by: redc1c4
---------

We're dating ourselves. Glad someone got it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2017 12:36 AM (pIW4p)

615 Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:33 AM (aT+Bx)

Well hell, maybe it WAS the Korean war that did it. He did mention coffee and cigarettes especially.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:37 AM (ihmYw)

616 All is good Slap is having fun
Hell, we are all having fun tonight
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 11:27

Oh I know, just left off the sarc tag. I'm prone to do that.

Did get a kick out of the ONT the other night when someone thought you were an ette. I almost posted but was headed to bed and someone corrected that. Too funny.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 12:37 AM (yJ1e6)

617 'Lemme tell ya bout the red Nash Rambler...'

Posted by: Rolling Stones at August 31, 2017 12:37 AM (eMKNe)

618 i agree. outside of bar bands, rock is dead.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2017 12:16 AM (KP5rU)
---
someone doesn't listen to Little Steven's Underground Garage...

lots of good bands out there, but corporate radio won't play them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:37 AM (D0ZGj)

619 "Plus he has the finest options money can buy"

In a universe with a functioning sense of justice, John McCain, a veteran, would be getting treatment at the Phoenix VA.

Where hundreds of ill and injured veterans died needlessly due to mismanagement. While McCain was, instead of looking for problems to fix at the VA, busy fulminating and gesticulating trying to start even more preposterous wars.

Needless to say, McCain is not going to the Phoenix VA.

He's going to the ritzy Mayo Clinic across town, which could easily be confused at first glance with a luxury spa resort.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2017 12:38 AM (ujwCG)

620 Chavez, I kinda/sorta disagree.
It's just getting called its original name again nowadays: blues.

See: Joe Bonamassa.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2017 12:39 AM (eMKNe)

621 And that chaps my ass, torque. grr.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:40 AM (mxS7w)

622 as soon as we can find a functioning shooting range in SoCal ;-)

---
well, there's Angeles and Oaktree out here in The Valley, Burro Canyon in Azusa, and Rahauges out there in the IE, for 4.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:41 AM (D0ZGj)

623 Yeah, ditto on the late Dadster despising the Red Cross Hammer & Sickle.

Bastards really did charge for mere coffee and donuts in Korea.

All the while, across the LZ at the beach, the Salvation Army was giving away far superior Covfefe and Doughnuts.

And United Way can kiss my diahrreic ass at maxium pressure, flow and foulness.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2017 12:41 AM (MGCfm)

624 Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2017 12:38 AM (ujwCG)

Excellent points.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:41 AM (ihmYw)

625 redc1c4, didn't know about those ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2017 12:43 AM (eMKNe)

626 Posted by: Bill Wynn at August 31, 2017 12:35 AM (3241I)

Been worried about you. Glad to see you are still with us.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 12:43 AM (sf2BM)

627 Known functions of sleep include complex endocrine,
immunological and anabolic processes which don't occur otherwise.

A
big part of the reason people break down from prolonged sleeplessness
is because all of that physiologically necessary stuff is being
prevented from happening.
-----

I had a former friend/ co-worker who had what I'll call "sleep issues." Mid 50's, about 5"7", probably 275 or so pounds. Was on a CPAP device.

She was convinced that she did not need much sleep, and, on average, would get about four hours of sleep a night .Or less. She lived on coffee, and, since she had been doing this for years, thought it was fine.

Was if fine? I don't think so. However, you could not convince her that she needed a decent night's sleep every night to function. At one point, her husband lost her job, and her solution was to work all the time to make up for lost income; her stress level was through the roof, and it took a toll on our relationship.

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:43 AM (aT+Bx)

628 We're dating ourselves.
---
well, it's not as if anyone else would go out with us...


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:43 AM (D0ZGj)

629 I seldom listen to the local country and western station these days. Most of the music sounds like mild, over-produced rock. When I'm in the mood I get out the Alan Jackson or Clint Black CDs. I like Clint's Texas swing sound. For the western part, I like Michael Martin Murphy's Cowboy Songs albums and anything performed by Riders In The Sky. I miss the Riders In The Sky radio show. It was a hoot.

Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2017 12:44 AM (V+03K)

630 Lots of good bands out there, but corporate radio won't play them.


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:37 AM


This is true.

Posted by: otho at August 31, 2017 12:47 AM (qGuLD)

631 well, it's not as if anyone else would go out with us...
--

OMG, have you actually talked to people?

They listen to Florida Georgia Line. They think CNN is accurate. They do really boring things like "play volleyball" and "go to yoga." On vacation, they go to their parent's cabin "up north."

/no thank you, my opt out is 100% voluntary

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:47 AM (aT+Bx)

632 And I once felt sorry for these a**holes when their offices and employees were shot up.

http://nypost.com/2017/08/30/charlie-hebdo-cover-casts-harvey-victims-as-neo-nazis/

Posted by: mpthompson at August 31, 2017 12:47 AM (b0njJ)

633 Well, my, my, my. Kenda seems pissed in this episode.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:47 AM (mxS7w)

634 McLame is back because his tumor is gone...

it starved to death trying to find brain tissue.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:48 AM (D0ZGj)

635 Over produced is a great way to put it. I love Clint Black. He and his actress wife were known at one point for their parties. I went to one and never went back. It was rapidly devolving into an orgy. Apparently they were into swinging.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:48 AM (ihmYw)

636 Well, my, my, my. Kenda seems pissed in this episode.
--

Is it new?

I used to binge watch Discovery ID. and Kenda was my favorite.

Now I have Star Trek re-runs.

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:49 AM (aT+Bx)

637 Ace, I'm so grateful you retweeted the photo of the Houston couple in their flooded living room, smiling and holding up a sign that says, "Do not forget a single blessing."

This is a thing I really needed to see tonight.

Posted by: Shopgirl at August 31, 2017 12:50 AM (UO5Bz)

638 636 Well, my, my, my. Kenda seems pissed in this episode.
--

Is it new?

I used to binge watch Discovery ID. and Kenda was my favorite.

Now I have Star Trek re-runs.
Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:49 AM (aT+Bx)


Have you seen the trailers for discovery and what they have done to the klingons?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:50 AM (n6bZq)

639
Re Clint Black's wife. Can't remember her name, but I'll look it up, but what I'm trying to remember was she in some shows of yore I used to watch. Was it Knot's Landing? She was in several things I remember.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 12:52 AM (8O3HH)

640 Posted by: mpthompson at August 31, 2017 12:47 AM (b0njJ)

Well it IS a satirical publication...they were probably mocking the political situation here somehow. Stuff like that doesn't translate well.

OTOH, I hate the French on GP, so fuck 'em all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:52 AM (ihmYw)

641 I went to one and never went back. It was rapidly devolving into an orgy. Apparently they were into swinging.
--

At one point, a female friend of mine was working a KISS show, and Gene Simmons and his wife were eating in catering with everyone else. Gene and the wife sat down with her at a table, and evetually tried to get her to have a threesome with them.

At the time, my friend was a bit of a wild thing (was known to hang out on the tour bus once and a while, doing exactly what you think she was doing) but for whatever reason, turned this down. She would have told me if something happened, and I do believe it didn't.

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:52 AM (aT+Bx)

642 One of my favorite indy radio stations ever was WCRS in Cambridge, Ma. it was the seventies before they went batshit crazy, got introduced to a lot of great musicians, they signed off at 6:00 p.m. even earlier in the wintertime, that was a great station. Because of them I went to the record store and bought albums by Al Jarreau, Steve Forbert and Carly Simon as well as Bruce Cockburn, I do believe in a diversified playlist.

Posted by: DDS at August 31, 2017 12:54 AM (nWc4E)

643 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 12:52 AM (8O3HH)

I can't remember her name either, she was blonde, very pretty ,very blue eyes. Lisa something, maybe?

She was also very nice and I was absolutely shocked that they were that way, but consenting adults and all....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:54 AM (ihmYw)

644 Have you seen the trailers for discovery and what they have done to the klingons?
---

No. What network is it going to be on?

The only ads I've seen is for The Orville.


Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:55 AM (aT+Bx)

645 639: Lisa Hartman?

Posted by: LASue at August 31, 2017 12:55 AM (hZ+us)

646 Is it new?

I used to binge watch Discovery ID. and Kenda was my favorite.

Now I have Star Trek re-runs.

New to me. But the new season has started.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:55 AM (mxS7w)

647 641 I went to one and never went back. It was rapidly devolving into an orgy. Apparently they were into swinging.
--

At one point, a female friend of mine was working a KISS show, and Gene Simmons and his wife were eating in catering with everyone else. Gene and the wife sat down with her at a table, and evetually tried to get her to have a threesome with them.

At the time, my friend was a bit of a wild thing (was known to hang out on the tour bus once and a while, doing exactly what you think she was doing) but for whatever reason, turned this down. She would have told me if something happened, and I do believe it didn't.
Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:52 AM (aT+Bx)


So what I've taken from this is you have a friend hot enough that Gene Simmons and Kratos' crush Shannon Tweed wanted to bang

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:56 AM (n6bZq)

648 Lisa Hartman (Black). And it was Knot's Landing, and some others. Looking at her and reading is refreshing my memory.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 12:57 AM (8O3HH)

649 Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:52 AM (aT+Bx)

Celebrities are usually very.... raunchy, I guess is the word.

I am no prude, but I was never that way. I've had a fair bit if exposure to the rich and famous and that sort of life always freaked me out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:57 AM (ihmYw)

650 Am I the only one that thinks the young Kenda is hot?

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 12:57 AM (mxS7w)

651 my late FiL hated the red cross too: they charged for the donuts such at their booth when he and his shipmates were on liberty. BB-55.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 12:30

As did my grt uncle who got charged for coffee during WW II. Long family tradition of not donting to the Red Cross.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 12:57 AM (yJ1e6)

652
The thing I remember about Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed was some clip of some silly reality show they were doing.

Tweed was complaining about how much Gene's "morning dumps" stink.

So, that's what I think about when I hear their names now.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 12:58 AM (8O3HH)

653 644 Have you seen the trailers for discovery and what they have done to the klingons?
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No. What network is it going to be on?

The only ads I've seen is for The Orville.


Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 12:55 AM (aT+Bx)


It's so dumb. It's going to premiere on CBS. But only the first episode. All other episodes will only be available on CBS's new streaming service.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 12:58 AM (n6bZq)

654 Navajo Radio on AM is out of Kayenta, iirc. It's pretty cool to listen to for a while when cruising the back roads through Mesa country, slick rock, Canyon Country.

"Real" radio stations have a laid back, languid pace. Country music, nothing after about 1985. It will lull you to sleep on a Sunday afternoon. Farm reports, country swaps, etc. The past is a different place it's true. I don't want to live there but I like to visit. Red Steagall's weekly Cowboy Corner has some excellent guests and real music. They do advertise some but it isn't for 12 minutes at a pop.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 31, 2017 12:58 AM (eakac)

655 God, I forgot about Kratos and Shannon Tweed, how funny. Is he Thrawn now?

Buzz never forgets anything.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 12:59 AM (ihmYw)

656 635 ... Tammy, Clint's wife is Lisa Hartman Black. She did a lot of TV I never saw and a Hallmark movie. I had never heard of their swinger life style. That comes as a surprise.

Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2017 01:00 AM (V+03K)

657 Yes he uses Thrawn now.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 01:01 AM (n6bZq)

658 Common Tater, heck, if I'm in the mood early Sunday I watch the farm report. I love the old tractors and churches.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 01:01 AM (mxS7w)

659 Didn't he always talk about his pulsing blue sword, too, or something like that?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 01:01 AM (ihmYw)

660 OMG That is MY house!!11!!
I am charging biggly rent! NO PETS!!!!!

Posted by: BaconFat(the original) at August 31, 2017 01:01 AM (8LBk3)

661
I like yoga.

To watch hotties doing it of course, not to do it myself. I mean, my Lord, I'd die first.

Hot yoga. Hot, nekkid yoga.

In my little town (well, getting less little by the hour), I LOL'd when I saw some place had a "hot yoga" sign up.

I saw it driving my mother somewhere. She saw it as "hot yogurt" and said who the devil wants that. Nasty.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 01:02 AM (8O3HH)

662 Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2017 01:00 AM (V+03K)

This was a million years ago. And they were very nice!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 01:02 AM (ihmYw)

663 Mmm, hot yogurt!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2017 01:03 AM (eMKNe)

664 Am I the only one that thinks the young Kenda is hot?
---
am i the only person here who doesn't even know who Kenda is?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 01:03 AM (D0ZGj)

665 So what I've taken from this is you have a friend hot enough that Gene Simmons and Kratos' crush Shannon Tweed wanted to bang
---
Actually... I'd say no.

My friend was never what you'd call hot; more all american girl type. medium length brown hair, medium height, appropriate weight. Pretty, but not remarkable. Certainly not anyone you'd every look at and go "wow, she's smoking." Typically, if she'd hook up with someone, they would be on the road crew.

Here's my take: she was a partner of opportunity and ease. They had time to kill before the show. She very well might have been one of the only women (outside of the food service girls in catering) working that day, and she has a great personality. They could talk to her, and although she was kind of indiscreet at times, she never gave off the slut vibe. EVER.

So they might have simply sat down to eat with her, liked her and thought "she's not a groupie, so she probably won't be diseased, and we can have a conversation with her, let's give it a go."

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 01:03 AM (aT+Bx)

666 I shall probably be sued for libel. Slander?

Anyway, I shoulda kept my mouth shut. My apologies!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 01:03 AM (ihmYw)

667 I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!!!!!!

/s

So nobody is experiencing gas shortages?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 31, 2017 01:04 AM (Jcg9Q)

668 Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 01:03 AM (aT+Bx)


And she wouldn't outshine Ms Tweed, which is the most important thing of all, I bet!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 01:05 AM (ihmYw)

669 Kenda who?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 31, 2017 01:05 AM (Jcg9Q)

670 am i the only person here who doesn't even know who Kenda is?

Nope.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2017 01:05 AM (IcT7t)

671 Joe Kenda, Homicide Hunter. TV show on the murder channel.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 01:05 AM (mxS7w)

672 Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 31, 2017 01:04 AM (Jcg9Q)

It's gone up ten cents in a day here.. we all filled up Sunday. But no shortages yet.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 01:06 AM (ihmYw)

673 No idea who Kenda is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 01:06 AM (ihmYw)

674 There's a "murder" channel?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2017 01:06 AM (QDnY+)

675 There's a "murder" channel?
Posted by: rhomboid


Yup, called CNN. You watch for a few hours and you'll want to murder everybody you see on the screen. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2017 01:07 AM (eMKNe)

676 Sounds hot to me shibumi.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2017 01:08 AM (n6bZq)

677 I guess I"ll sign off, folks..... you will tell me all about Kenda manana, I know. I bet her elbows are lovely!


Goodnight!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2017 01:08 AM (ihmYw)

678 Did "Bill Wynn" really put in an appearance, or just a wiseguy local socking him?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2017 01:09 AM (QDnY+)

679 I call it the murder channel. Investigation Discovery. Joe Kenda was a homicide detective in Colo. Spgs. All stories are based on true cases. I'm weird. I hang here, don't I?

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 01:09 AM (mxS7w)

680 Tammy, Clint's wife is Lisa Hartman Black. She did a lot of TV I never saw and a Hallmark movie. I had never heard of their swinger life style. That comes as a surprise.
Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2017 01:00

Hey JTB, you are up late for you. I seldom get to post on the garening thread, but always follow it and am amazed at what you do.

Just harvested some Yukon Gold taters and they were delish tonight. I've heard folks say they aren't bakers, but a good fresh one baked on the grill seems pretty tasty to me.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 01:10 AM (yJ1e6)

681 It's gone up ten cents in a day here..
---
which reminds me: i gotta call LA County W and M back. the pump at my local station overcharged me 10 cents a gallon the other day. they want to meet me, as no one there has a Mobil card to run the test with.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 01:10 AM (D0ZGj)

682
Gene Simmons is the one with the long tongue, right? Or I am getting him mixed up with some other rocker?

I can remember as a little boy, before I had gained any knowledge, wondering why some of the older gals seemed to be fascinated with a long tongue. What good is that.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 01:10 AM (8O3HH)

683 Celebrities are usually very.... raunchy, I guess is the word.



I am no prude, but I was never that way. I've had a fair bit if
exposure to the rich and famous and that sort of life always freaked me
out.
----

Here's my take on it: celebrities have a lot of money and can do whatever they want. They can indulge in anything. And they do. After a while, everything they do is meaningless and they feel nothing. So they have to do things that are much more extreme just to feel anything at all.

Sex with a stranger is the same as eating a hamburger which is the same as trying on shoes.

It's kind of addressed in the latter part of this Pink Floyd song from The Wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k16pMdEPbY8

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 01:11 AM (aT+Bx)

684 There's a "murder" channel?
--

"Discovery ID"

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 01:12 AM (aT+Bx)

685 I can remember as a little boy, before I had gained any knowledge,
wondering why some of the older gals seemed to be fascinated with a long
tongue. What good is that.....


Makes licking envelopes easier.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2017 01:12 AM (IcT7t)

686 662 ... "This was a million years ago. And they were very nice!"

Never met him but he always came across that way.

I had a chance to interview Vince Gill and Trisha Yearwood at a concert many years ago. The sweetest people on the planet. I would love for Trisha to do an 'unplugged' album of traditional country and folk songs. Or a duet album with Kathy Mattea. Both have angelic voices. SIGH!

Had to smile at the "million years ago" comment. That seems to be appropriate more and more. Mrs. JTB and I often mention AFH, which stands for Ancient F'n History.

Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2017 01:14 AM (V+03K)

687 Some years ago (at University) they tangentially touched upon Frankfurt School, Marcuse, Adorno, and some of the world view of the communists whonwere allowed to emigrate to America, and set up shop at the universities. In somewhat more recent years I started paying attention to what was going on socially, there was an undercurrent of the philosophy in just about everything in popular culture and academia.

Now in the last 20 years it has been ramped to eleventy, there is no doubt about it. If you want to understand what's going on, you have to study communist subversion and destabilization techniques. The only wonder is why those who are nominally responsible for preventing such things - our politicians and so on - seem incapable of even informing us, much less doing anything about it.

They are either stupid or complicit?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 31, 2017 01:14 AM (eakac)

688 traveltrash. Too funny. That was little bro's name when he was traveling all over hell and back welding.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 01:15 AM (mxS7w)

689 Joe Kenda, Homicide Hunter. TV show on the murder channel.
Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 01:05

It's an interesting show, my wife watches it a lot and sometimes I get sucked in. Interesting guy.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 01:16 AM (yJ1e6)

690 Gets the invitations mailed faster.

Posted by: Susan at August 31, 2017 01:17 AM (nWc4E)

691 Most cities know rat woes well. Washington, D.C., for instance, has burned through countless plans to stymie its longstanding "rat problem" or "rodent crisis," in which disease-ridden critters are not only growing in number but ballooning to the size of human infants.

What they don't know is how this all will end. Houston, Texas, is seeing a rat spike this year, and so is New York City. In Chicago, rodent complaints for the early part of the summer have increased about 9 percent from last year, forcing city officials to start sprinkling the streets with rat birth control. Philadelphia and Boston were recently ranked the two cities with the most rat sightings in the country. And it's not just this year; as USA Today reported last year, major cities saw spikes in rodent-related business from 2013 to 2015. Calls to Orkin, the pest control service, were reportedly "up 61 percent in Chicago; 67 percent in Boston; 174 percent in San Francisco; 129 percent in New York City; and 57 percent in Washington, D.C."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 31, 2017 01:17 AM (0+WqX)

692 Gene Simmons is the one with the long tongue, right? Or I am getting him mixed up with some other rocker?
--

Yes, that's Gene Simmons.

He's also kind of... um... not thin, not young and not in shape.

When they first went back into makeup, I worked one of their stadium shows.

At one point Gene Simmons standing about six feet in front of me wearing a black spandex unitard that was cut well below his belly button and his very, VERY prominent middle aged gut. He then did one of his blood gags, and consequently, had fake blood dripping down his incredibly pale, fleshy white chest that was covered with matted black hair.

As I gazed at Gene, I thought "Yeah, I guess I can see why women become lesbians."

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 01:17 AM (aT+Bx)

693 traveltrash. Too funny. That was little bro's name when he was traveling all over hell and back welding.

That's an anonymous remailer account, so you can direct hatemail there if you're so inclined. It'll pop into another inbox, and I'll answer from a third. If I feel like it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2017 01:20 AM (IcT7t)

694 DC will continue to have a rat problem as long as New York keeps sending Sen Schumer to DC

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 31, 2017 01:20 AM (0+WqX)

695 As I gazed at Gene, I thought "Yeah, I guess I can see why women become lesbians."
Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 01:17

LMAO, that's a disturbing sight.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 01:20 AM (yJ1e6)

696 As I gazed at Gene, I thought "Yeah, I guess I can see why women become lesbians."


Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2017 01:17 AM (aT+Bx)


roflmao!

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 01:21 AM (mxS7w)

697
: :looks down, sucks in gut::

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 31, 2017 01:21 AM (8O3HH)

698 "Did "Bill Wynn" really put in an appearance, or just a wiseguy local socking him? "

Going to have to pull a clinton on this one. It depends on who Bill Wynn is. Not was but is.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 01:21 AM (sf2BM)

699 Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2017 01:20 AM (IcT7t)

no worries. Just thought it was funny.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 01:22 AM (mxS7w)

700 680 ... "Hey JTB, you are up late for you. I seldom get to post on the gardening thread, but always follow it and am amazed at what you do."

Hi Farmer, I'll be asleep soon but nodded off this evening so the eyes haven't shut yet. Don't be too impressed with our gardening prowess. We do have enthusiasm. But if there is any success I figure it's because God has a sense of humor or takes pity on me or both. :-)

I'll have to try baking with Yukon Gold spuds. We always bake with russets. But the YG are our favorite for other preparations.

Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2017 01:23 AM (V+03K)

701 gun story: talked HRH into picking up a tricked out Norinco 1911 from the local toy store.

the stupid wait was up and we were going to get it Saturday, but she had to go into w*rk because of a new patient needing meds.

got home too late, so this Saturday, right?

nope.

seems it, and 29 other guns were stolen 19 years ago out in Moreno Valley (the IE) and it only just now tripped the hot sheet, instead of the 30 day pre-sale waiting period or the 10 day hold.

so, bummer we don't get it, but it's going back to its rightful owner. on the upside, in the meantime, they got in another weirdo 1911: a ParaOrd frame, with a Springfield slide, two tone bluing and 24 KT gold bits and pieces.

guess we'll be the Saturday, unless she gets another call.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 01:25 AM (D0ZGj)

702 Now I'm hungry for some French Fries. Why did you have to mention Spuds?

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 01:32 AM (sf2BM)

703 >> Yeah, I guess I can see why women become
>> lesbians."

Yeah, so they can have me.

I'm in my nightie, ladies. Made out of two tarps stiched together.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 31, 2017 01:34 AM (8O3HH)

704 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2017 01:35 AM (eMKNe)

705 I'll have to try baking with Yukon Gold spuds. We always bake with russets. But the YG are our favorite for other preparations.
Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2017 01:23

We baked them tonight, I just used sour cream and cheddar cheese spread on mine and it melted in my mouth. These were very fresh, just dug them a day or 2 ago.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 01:37 AM (yJ1e6)

706 Everyone have a good evening. I enjoyed the conversation. G'night.

Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2017 01:37 AM (V+03K)

707 Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (FahQ2), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 31, 2017 01:40 AM (Ckg4U)

708 no worries. Just thought it was funny.

NP, I do it all for the lulz.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2017 01:40 AM (IcT7t)

709 Now I'm hungry for some French Fries. Why did you have to mention Spuds?
Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 01:32

Well turnabout is a bitch. I mentioned good spuds and now you have me hungry for good hot fries. Dang.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 01:42 AM (yJ1e6)

710 NP, I do it all for the lulz.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2017 01:40 AM (IcT7t)

Just curious here, how much unwanted mail do you get that is not spam?

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 01:42 AM (sf2BM)

711 Fries, nice and crisp right out of the fryer, smothered in Sweet Baby Rays, Ketchup/Catsup, and Mayo. Gotta have Mayo on those Fries.

Yummm......

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 01:44 AM (sf2BM)

712 Just curious here, how much unwanted mail do you get that is not spam?

Since I started posting that addy as a live link here, the only unwanted mail I've gotten is spam.

Most of it is in an asian language that I can't read. I did get one for LCD screens that was in English, so that's nice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2017 01:48 AM (IcT7t)

713 Fries, nice and crisp right out of the fryer,
smothered in Sweet Baby Rays, Ketchup/Catsup, and Mayo. Gotta have Mayo
on those Fries.



Yummm......

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 01:44 AM (sf2BM)

How much for deliveries?

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 01:49 AM (mxS7w)

714
I make deliveries.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 31, 2017 01:51 AM (8O3HH)

715 since it seems to be only miserable tonight, instead of Fing miserable, i think i'll see if i can get to bed at a normal hour tonight...

now, if only the body will cooperate.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2017 01:58 AM (D0ZGj)

716 Posted by: The Paolo at August 31, 2017 01:51 AM (8O3HH)


Thanks, I will pass Rosie.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 02:00 AM (mxS7w)

717 So those medications... they are not all sunshine and roses. And I would gladly support a law that allows parents to horsewhip fucking doctors who thing they fucking know better.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 10:59

So sorry to hear that redbanzai. You do have to definitely stand up for family members in this medical world today. Do not trust docs, do your own homework!

Hope he is doing fine today.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2017 02:00 AM (yJ1e6)

718 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ya23z8rb

A heart warmer.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 02:04 AM (mxS7w)

719 Fries, nice and crisp right out of the fryer.....

Posted by: the guy across the street

* * * * *

Always preferred the hot but semi oil-soggy crinkle cut fries that soak thru the bag. Still trying to perfect it with the new deep fryer - when I do, I expect to put on at least another 40-50 lbs. Yummm.

Posted by: MSTisdale at August 31, 2017 02:06 AM (/z8es)

720 187 They claimed that he mistakenly jumped out of the airplane, over the English Channel, instead of going into the bathroom. The doors were next to each other. Seriously.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
----
"I'm going to the LOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (tr2D7)


Heh.

But opening the door in a 100 mph slipstream is difficult, and not the same as opening an interior door in the airplane. Maybe he was drunk, and tried to force open what he thought was a stuck bathroom door.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 02:07 AM (sdi6R)

721 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ya23z8rb Infidel....

That link is a dead end

Posted by: MSTisdale at August 31, 2017 02:08 AM (/z8es)

722 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ya23z8rb


hmm, worked for me.

Maybe this,

http://tinyurl.com/ya23z8rb

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 02:11 AM (mxS7w)

723
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ya23z8rb Infidel....

That link is a dead end


Works for me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2017 02:12 AM (IcT7t)

724 BB, dorky I know, but I will take anything uplifting I can right now.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 02:14 AM (mxS7w)

725 Did "Bill Wynn" really put in an appearance, or just a wiseguy local socking him?

Posted by: rhomboid


I did a site search of the hash - only one occurrence from a while back. No way to be sure.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2017 02:15 AM (/qEW2)

726 That's pretty much it.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (KNItt)

Truth. Although it's frequently more severe then mishaps. Mishaps accented with regular asskickings.

Posted by: Insomniac


My definition of "mishap" ranges from "hang-nail" to "consumed by leprous wolves while filing bankruptcy", so . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2017 02:16 AM (Tz/72)

727 I love the backgrounds on bing search engine- I hate their news. "Kathy Griffen takes back apology!"

Who with an IQ in the double digits believed her apology was anything other than a play for clemency anyway?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 31, 2017 02:22 AM (K2SnJ)

728 That's a pretty wide range. So, are the SJW's after the wolves or the bankruptcy?

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 02:23 AM (mxS7w)

729 Y'all are still up, eh?

Blanco, that video was a good one.

I got my heart warmed at the grocery store this afternoon: I stopped at the banana section where a young fellow had his little daughter in their cart. I was wearing my Alabama hat and t-shirt, the dad saw it and told his adorbs little daughter to tell me, "Roll Tide." I almost didn't hear her but said hello in return and also said RT back to them both.
That small exchange put a smile on my face that has yet to come off. And it has nothing to do with football. I don't know why it touched me like it has, but it has.
Must be joy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2017 02:25 AM (bIwZ6)

730 Blanco, that video was a good one.


It was Infidel's link. I just reported that it worked for me.

And with that, G'night everyone!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2017 02:29 AM (IcT7t)

731 'Night BB.

Looks like I'll have this place all to myself shortly. Before everybody conks out, who has the keys to the liquor cabinet?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2017 02:34 AM (bIwZ6)

732 What a great role model for our girls the last decade.

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1504137592366.jpg

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 31, 2017 02:39 AM (XFue2)

733 OK, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2017 02:44 AM (bIwZ6)

734 So Michael Moore is a perfectly explicit white inferiorcist. He wants one race to increase and another to decrease. That it is his own race that he is hostile to makes no difference. Logically this is equivalent to being a racial supremacist (just not for his own race), and ought to equally condemned.

Is he just saying that no race should have a majority? No way. He would never say that any black-majority nation should become minority black. No, he just wants the white race to diminish in presence in the world, as any other racial supremacist feels about the races he scorns.

Will the left condemn him? I certainly will, just as I condemn the tiny remnant of the Democratic Party's KKK that is offered endless press coverage if they will just say that they support President Trump. Will the press that props these frauds up in order to condemn them now condemn Moore? No, they will eat his shit and their putrefied brains will taste ice cream.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 31, 2017 02:54 AM (AphMS)

735 *sniffs*

Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at August 31, 2017 02:54 AM (/qEW2)

736 *pulls down statue*

Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at August 31, 2017 02:54 AM (/qEW2)

737 Following links at Wikipedia, I was reading about the 1927 Dole Air Race.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dole_Air_Race

Boy howdy, what a clusterfuck that was. Most of those people had no damn business trying to fly over the ocean. Some of them had difficulty navigating over land. What did they think would happen?

I have the book "The Glory Gamblers" by Lesley Forden. Highly recommended. It's out of print, but easy to find at AbeBooks and Alibris.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 03:02 AM (sdi6R)

738 691 Most cities know rat woes well. Washington, D.C., for instance, has burned through countless plans to stymie its longstanding "rat problem" or "rodent crisis," in which disease-ridden critters are not only growing in number but ballooning to the size of human infants.


As I stand outside of my workplace, I can see the herds of rats out in the fields frollicking. Its almost majestic! Ok, its a park in down town DC but close enough.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2017 03:05 AM (pY+s4)

739 691
Houston, Texas, is seeing a rat spike this year

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 31, 2017 01:17 AM (0+WqX)


The solution for that turned out to be rather drastic.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2017 03:14 AM (sdi6R)

740 With a glowing yellow light illuminating the window and a deer and a little creek I could turn this painting into a Kinkade in 3 minutes flat.

Posted by: boure at August 31, 2017 03:57 AM (KXQr+)

741 Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2017 02:14 AM (mxS7w)

Nice video.

Fries are best eaten the way that you like them.

Unfortunately, I don't deliver.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 04:15 AM (sf2BM)

742 Going to guess the "role model" was miley cyrus?

That pic should have been labeled though. Disgusting comes to mind.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 04:18 AM (sf2BM)

743 The National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP), the singular source of
flood insurance for most Americans, is already $23 billion in debt after
servicing prior natural disasters, including Hurricanes Sandy and
Katrina. Costs from Harvey are expected to increase that debt by
billions of dollars. The NFIP, which is overseen by FEMA, has borrowed
money from the U.S. Treasury, and thus from taxpayers, in order to keep
itself running. That debt is due next month, when the program is also up
for reauthorization in Congress.



After Katrina they had all the flood zone maps redrawn to rope more "payers" into the system. My MIL inside the city limits got roped in on that one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2017 04:19 AM (mpXpK)

744 27 Michael Moore can go f himself.....is he not due for a massive heart attack soon?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 30, 2017 10:03 PM (mMeIQ)


yess, thiss.

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at August 31, 2017 04:28 AM (Mo5Uy)

745 Good morning Vic. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 31, 2017 04:34 AM (Jj+59)

746 Any hint of Fall yet on your side of the hill?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 31, 2017 04:35 AM (Jj+59)

747 Think I'll send a self-serving tweet to prove I'm awake early like fake POTUS. Actually, I'm on a bender.

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at August 31, 2017 04:38 AM (bc2Lc)

748 Have a ham and cheese omlet made, coffee will be along in a few
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 04:46 AM (pPKG5)

749 I like ham. I like cheese. Be damned if it tastes good together though.

Is that strange?

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 04:49 AM (sf2BM)

750 Friday night made a ham stromboli with dough, ham, pepperoni, fried peppers, onions oregino, and basil and cheese, 425 oven for 15 minutes. It was to die for.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 04:58 AM (pPKG5)

751 Mornings are starting off on the chilly side here.

Never heard of the Dole race, will check that out.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2017 05:09 AM (pPKG5)

752 for your morning breakfast enjoyment don't forget to put on some music, say, the movie score to "gnome & juliet" or "space chimps" or the new tv hit "the tick", all composed by:

chris p. bacon!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 31, 2017 05:21 AM (AxFdW)

753 Ancient ruins.

On the Moon.

Courtesy of Richard Hoagland of Art Bell fame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7W44mvfbgo

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 05:31 AM (sf2BM)

754 The only things Hoagland is missing are a long brown robe and a "The end is near" sign.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 05:41 AM (sf2BM)

755 The only things Hoagland is missing are a long brown robe and a "The end is near" sign.
Posted by: the guy across the street

In the comments someone writes,
"This guy would see geometry and ancient ruins on a turd"

Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2017 05:44 AM (8ikIW)

756 mornin'
happy thursday

Posted by: wing at August 31, 2017 05:53 AM (BzFtl)

757 In the comments someone writes,
"This guy would see geometry and ancient ruins on a turd"

Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2017 05:44 AM (8ikIW)

I saw that. I lol'ed.

Thing is, if you do an image search on Vesta, you can't any that look anything like what he is showing.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 05:54 AM (sf2BM)

758 Uh-oh.

There be Giants.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 06:08 AM (sf2BM)

759 He didn't come out and say it but he wanted too.

"Crashed Alien Spaceship on Vesta"

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 06:12 AM (sf2BM)

760 Democrats in for a surprise when the "white people are gone" yet conservatism is still going strong. Skin color doesn't determine ideology and having a limited government true to our founding ideals has universal appeal.

Posted by: Wodun at August 31, 2017 06:18 AM (lFga6)

761 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2017 06:21 AM (J+eG2)

762 cnn caught faking a rescue video in Houston.

herr goebbles is not pleased.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 06:22 AM (sf2BM)

763 Any hint of Fall yet on your side of the hill?
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn




Yeah. Only supposed to get to 89 today.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2017 06:24 AM (b/6cr)

764 "Democrats in for a surprise when the "white people are gone" yet conservatism is still going strong. Skin color doesn't determine ideology and having a limited government true to our founding ideals has universal appeal."


Not necessarily.

Posted by: B. Sanders (Socialist) at August 31, 2017 06:25 AM (J+eG2)

765 Gonna have to leave for a TSA Pre-check application interview in a few.

Y'all be safe.

And try to tidy up a little bit around here before Ace gets up.
Just the big chunks.

I'll vacuum when I get back.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2017 06:27 AM (J+eG2)

766
An open question to the early risers... Some Moron yesterday made reference to Heinlein's five levels of intelligence which I have searched unsuccessfully to find information on.

I only read one of his books yet I'm sure more than a few have read many.

Can you help a brotha out with a clue?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 31, 2017 06:45 AM (EgwCt)

767 Morning all

Same shit,different day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2017 06:53 AM (5y11N)

768 I've a few of his books. He just doesn't stick with me the way that H. Beam Piper does.

Piper told stories about super computers, space vikings, and nuclear annihilation that are memorable.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 31, 2017 06:53 AM (sf2BM)

769 Russia has reportedly stationed its advanced S-400 anti-missile defense system near an Iranian arms factory in Syria, which allegedly manufactures long-range guided missiles for Hezbollah to use against Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2017 06:54 AM (5y11N)

770

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2017 06:54 AM (9mBL8)

771 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2017 07:10 AM (b/6cr)

772 " Russia has reportedly stationed its advanced S-400 anti-missile defense system near an Iranian arms factory in Syria, which allegedly manufactures long-range guided missiles for Hezbollah to use against Israel."

Think it could stop 60 tomahawk missiles?

The biggest deal right now is to be able to reload launchers at sea.

Real Russian (and Chinese) interference is any congressman or senator who votes against creating that system.

Posted by: Mudd at August 31, 2017 08:29 AM (cfHE9)

773 Is that Judge an illegal alien? Does he have relatives that are illegal aliens? Does he have a vested interest in illegal aliens? Is he being paid by illegal alien smugglers?

Posted by: Mudd at August 31, 2017 08:31 AM (cfHE9)

774 My little whorehouse on the DRY Prairie is still accepting Houston hardons...leave yer wet shit on the porch.

Posted by: saf at August 31, 2017 08:45 AM (cS/ge)

775 Michael Moore realizes that he is one of those angry white guys, right?

Posted by: David at August 31, 2017 08:28 PM (T2uZP)

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