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Keith Olbermann Melts Down On Twitter and Alcohol

Well I don't know about the latter. But when I see people screaming "motherf***er" into the ether like, you know, a madman, I usually figure they've had a tipple or two.

Committed partisan -- or at least, he soon will be.

Posted by: Ace at 01:03 PM




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1 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2017 01:04 PM (LTHVh)

2 I love Queef.

Posted by: GGFrostedFlake at August 28, 2017 01:04 PM (vtcmf)

3 st again!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 01:04 PM (8XRCm)

4

**sulks**


dammit

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 01:04 PM (8XRCm)

5 4

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 28, 2017 01:05 PM (/qEW2)

6 6

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 28, 2017 01:05 PM (/qEW2)

7 Olbermann ?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 01:05 PM (mcI77)

8 I saw Racist Nazi Fucks open for The Scorpions at The Inglewood Forum in '82.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:05 PM (Mouru)

9 Wass he in the tub?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 01:05 PM (so+oy)

10 Is the resistance not going according to plan?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 01:05 PM (493sH)

11 MILKY LOADS!

Posted by: Olberdouche at August 28, 2017 01:06 PM (+VZ/l)

12 Hhhhhhhhorrible.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 28, 2017 01:06 PM (/qEW2)

13 He's an ivy leaguer, you know.

Posted by: fluffy at August 28, 2017 01:06 PM (U0v/A)

14 Haven't read the content yet. Bathtub???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2017 01:06 PM (Qb93O)

15 What's funny is that ESPN became a left wing jerkstore after he left.

Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

16 I AM A HARDCORE UNEMPLOYABLE!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...

Posted by: Keith Olberrman at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (O5Q3r)

17 Did someone say 'Milky Load'?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (+VZ/l)

18 The word for the day is:

SPITTLE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (Mouru)

19 Crazy cat lady

Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (Fj4G0)

20 Yeah he is pretty clearly off his meds

I almost feel bad for the guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)

21 Twatter sent me a complimentary spittle rag.

Posted by: Queef Olberdouche at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (vtcmf)

22 WHERE'S MY DUCKY!?

Posted by: Keith Olberman in the Bath at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (+VZ/l)

23 What is this Olbermann, of which you speak?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (J+eG2)

24 NAZIS LIVE UNDER MY BED!!!

Posted by: Keith Olberrman at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (O5Q3r)

25 Piker.

Hic

Xox
Shillary. Still with the taste of vomit in her mouth

Posted by: Bruce at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (8ikIW)

26 I didn't know Keith Olberman was still alive.

Is he doing weather reports somewhere?

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (hZ+us)

27 You people should see me in some of my hallway rants.




Ok, perhaps not.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (m9X4Y)

28 Remember how Sports Night was supposed to be the story of his life?

Oh wait, that was Newsroom.

Or was it In the Mouth of Madness?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (rFPmI)

29 Spare a thought for Olbermann's agent.

"He did what? Oh Christ, how can I clean this up?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (SRKgf)

30 So, Dick Durbin chimed in to tweet, in response to Queef's vile tweet on Gorka, that Gorka should have had his "Nazi family ties investigated."

Dick "dick" Durbin and Queef. Two peas in a pod.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (PY9jH)

31 Keith who?

Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (Enq6K)

32

Pretty scary stuff.

I am thinking MANY liberals are doing the same, or saying the same, even if not outloud.

Good. Let them all have a mental breakdown.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (fceHP)

33 The word for the day is:

SPITTLE
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (Mouru)


I'm kinda liking "tipple."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (TOk1P)

34 Can you get rabies from screwing a pooch?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Keith Doberman at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (tbOMB)

35 Cornell Ag Grad, Keith Olberman?

Posted by: Keith Olberman in the Bath at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (+VZ/l)

36 This is not the example that we expect our alumni to set.

Posted by: Dean Bessie at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (326rv)

37 I'll bet Keef's tiny Ivy League brain is pounding like a Hopi shaman on amphetamines this morning.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (Mouru)

38 THERE ARE FUCKING FAT NAZIS IN MY BATHTUB!!!

Posted by: Queef Olberdouche at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (vtcmf)

39 He reminds me of that Times writer guy who claims to have had an elliptic seizure because of a tweet. And has weirdo porn links on his computer he claims were there because he was discussing porn with his family. Are they related?

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (hZ+us)

40 Funny how George Soros, who literally worked for the Nazis, escapes the accusation of having Nazi ties.

Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

41 ... but mostly alcohol.

Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (Dp/8D)

42 "He did what? Oh Christ, how can I clean this up?"

The ax murder's agent in Last Action Hero, that's what I think about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (39g3+)

43 I drove by a guy on highway 2 in July. 90+ degree heat and the guy's wearing a stocking cap. Screaming at the sun and flipping it off.

No, did not stop and offer him a ride.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (rFPmI)

44 Who pays this asshole?

Oh wait.. I looked it up.. GQ?? wtf? GQ's political webshow?

I'm betting that pays a bundle, huh?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (so+oy)

45 Keith was misquoted and is a very caring person.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (yhf6w)

46 The word for the day is:

SPITTLE
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (Mouru)



"Thorazine." Or "stat."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (SRKgf)

47 Never liked Nazi Ties. Too thin.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 01:11 PM (+VZ/l)

48 So, Dick Durbin chimed in to tweet, in response to Queef's vile tweet on Gorka, that Gorka should have had his "Nazi family ties investigated."

How is this not actionable libel? Why does our side so rarely sue?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2017 01:11 PM (LTHVh)

49 Queef has gone Full McCain.

Too soon?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 01:11 PM (PY9jH)

50 Awwwkward.

Posted by: Lauren at August 28, 2017 01:11 PM (n8kwn)

51
Is he even employed at this point? Maybe he's tweeting from his bathtub with a fifth of gin.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 28, 2017 01:11 PM (OZmbA)

52 46 The word for the day is:

SPITTLE
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (Mouru)



"Thorazine." Or "stat."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (SRKgf)

Or Thorium salt

Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 01:11 PM (7HtZB)

53 40: Funny how George Soros, who literally worked for the Nazis, escapes the accusation of having Nazi ties.
Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

My thought too, whenever the left starts screeching "NAZIS"!

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 01:11 PM (hZ+us)

54 Ace, have you had enough water today?

Drink H20!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (hyuyC)

55
Called a nazi by Dick Durbin, friend of Saddam.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (OZmbA)

56 The internet is a very dangerous place.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (m9X4Y)

57 All this talk about Nazi Fucks...methinks Keith is a protesting a little to much.

Gonna put a pin in it: he's fascist cock curious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (rFPmI)

58 44 Who pays this asshole?

Oh wait.. I looked it up.. GQ?? wtf? GQ's political webshow?

I'm betting that pays a bundle, huh?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (so+oy)



GQ? Isn't that that gay men's fashion magazine?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (SRKgf)

59 Who?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (A7DN1)

60 Funny how George Soros, who literally worked for the Nazis, escapes the accusation of having Nazi ties.

Posted by: josephistan
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Soros was pretty darn obvious, ya know? It's all about nuance these days.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (8b+oT)

61 Keith Olberman : Alchohol or Bath Salts?


This would be a good Game Show.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (+VZ/l)

62 Keefums is the "unhinged crazy uncle you keep chained in the attic and feed with a trebuchet" that just keeps giving.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (4df7R)

63 Former Nazi Collaborator and Convicted Felon George Soros

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (LTHVh)

64 MY CAT IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (O5Q3r)

65 Okay, I looked the story over. Wow. Can anyone imagine Walter Cronkite, David Brinkley, Chet Huntley, Eric Sevareid, or Harry Reasoner writing letters with the kind of language Olbermann is using? They may have been Dem supporters, but at least they were classy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (Qb93O)

66 43 I drove by a guy on highway 2 in July. 90+ degree heat and the guy's wearing a stocking cap. Screaming at the sun and flipping it off.


If it was US2 in WA then it was probably our douchebag neighbors kid. The parents are both public school teachers.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (mcI77)

67 Guy couldn't even keep his job at mslsd....sad.

Posted by: BignJames at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (x9c8r)

68 So, Dick Durbin chimed in to tweet, in response to Queef's vile tweet on Gorka, that Gorka should have had his "Nazi family ties investigated."

Dick "dick" Durbin and Queef. Two peas in a pod.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (PY9jH)


Illinois the land of the biggest scumbag politicians

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (493sH)

69 Good. Let them all have a mental breakdown.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (fceHP)


If the majority of the people I interact with around here is any indication don't worry, they are.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (kUmUV)

70 I feel bad for his dog. Must be like being Hitler's dog.
I mean, he's just a dog. He thinks Keith/Hitler is great. He doesn't know just how insane his owner is.

Norm MacDonald had some related thoughts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (rFPmI)

71 Old and busted: RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA!

New hotness: NAZI, NAZI, NAZI!

Posted by: MFM Playbook, 8/2017 at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (hZ+us)

72 Called a nazi by Dick Durbin, friend of Saddam.
Posted by: Sphynx

Well, since he considers the entire Armed Forces of the United States to be nazis, ya gotta wonder if a broad brush is at work here.

Posted by: Dean Bessie at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (326rv)

73 Gonna put a pin in it: he's fascist cock curious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (rFPmI)


Have you seen those OUTFITS????

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (Mouru)

74 I'm pretty sure those were tolerant and peaceful pro-diversity "motherf*ckers."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (psH+N)

75 Do you suppose Keith leaves his apartment anymore or does he just stay in and work on the "podcast" and his twits?

Posted by: huerfano at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (Dp2K8)

76 Drink H20!

Honestly, we aren't ribbing Ace enough about this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Urine Status: Reusable at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (LTHVh)

77 Gosh, reading his rants makes me think he needs to 1) change his meds combo or 2) start on some sort of SSRI medication asap. Not a pretty sight.

Posted by: IC at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (a0IVu)

78 They may have been Dem supporters, but at least they were classy discreet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (SRKgf)

79 Edward R. Ubermann's first name ought to be changed to mf nutcase.

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (1GaB3)

80 66 43 I drove by a guy on highway 2 in July. 90+ degree heat and the guy's wearing a stocking cap. Screaming at the sun and flipping it off.


If it was US2 in WA then it was probably our douchebag neighbors kid. The parents are both public school teachers.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (mcI77)

LOL

Maybe. He looked like a tool. Never seen anything like that during day time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (rFPmI)

81 SALLY KOHN MAKES FUN OF ME!!!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (O5Q3r)

82 Motherfucker should go bowling.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (D7Ygt)

83
So, Dick Durbin chimed in to tweet, in response to Queef's vile tweet on
Gorka, that Gorka should have had his "Nazi family ties investigated." Dick "dick" Durbin and Queef. Two peas in a pod. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (PY9jH)
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Polish community in Chicago ('Solidarity' anyone else remember?) might be unhappy with this latest. As a group, Poles in Chicago were always old-fashioned (D).

BTW -- Doesn't Hungary have an EU warrant out for Soros?

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (MIKMs)

84 Why does our side so rarely sue?

They alll still believe in being polite and letting the DeMSM run over them, like W. At least Palin figured out what's what.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (5dOnv)

85 73 Gonna put a pin in it: he's fascist cock curious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (rFPmI)

Have you seen those OUTFITS????
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (Mouru)

Hugo Boss, baby. Gets Keith all worked up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (rFPmI)

86
Hasn't Keith hit Rupert Pumpkin level of pathetic? He's in his mom's basement pretending to be doing a show that people watch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (493sH)

87 I picture him huddled in a cave somewhere wrapped in an antifa flag, writing a manifesto while tweeting out things occasionally as his sanity erodes away a the edges.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (39g3+)

88 70 I feel bad for his dog. Must be like being Hitler's dog.
I mean, he's just a dog. He thinks Keith/Hitler is great. He doesn't know just how insane his owner is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (rFPmI)



Could be worse. Could be Obama's dog, looking around nervously at dinner time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (SRKgf)

89 >>>43 I drove by a guy on highway 2 in July. 90+ degree heat and the guy's wearing a stocking cap.

Do you even lift bro? I need the knit cap so I can wear it with my dre beats headphones while I gainz.

Posted by: Hipster Gym Douche at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (Fj4G0)

90 I feel bad for his dog. Must be like being Hitler's dog.
I mean, he's just a dog. He thinks Keith/Hitler is great. He doesn't know just how insane his owner is.


I imagine Blondie knew after Adolph used him to test the cyanide.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Urine Status: Reusable at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)

91 He's the uncle no one talks about anymore.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 01:16 PM (hZ+us)

92 65 Okay, I looked the story over. Wow. Can anyone imagine Walter Cronkite, David Brinkley, Chet Huntley, Eric Sevareid, or Harry Reasoner writing letters with the kind of language Olbermann is using? They may have been Dem supporters, but at least they were classy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (Qb93O)

Yeah, and those are Keith's role models. Sad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:16 PM (rFPmI)

93 88 70 I feel bad for his dog. Must be like being Hitler's dog.
I mean, he's just a dog. He thinks Keith/Hitler is great. He doesn't know just how insane his owner is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (rFPmI)


Could be worse. Could be Obama's dog, looking around nervously at dinner time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (SRKgf)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:17 PM (rFPmI)

94 Do you suppose Ted Kaczynski started out like this?

Of course, he has about eight cubic light years more intellect than Olbermann, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:17 PM (SRKgf)

95 Could be worse. Could be Obama's dog, looking around nervously at dinner time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Or bedtime

Posted by: Bruce at August 28, 2017 01:17 PM (8ikIW)

96 You never know what's going to trigger these people. Instapundit now has a link to an article describing how doorbells alarm them, no pun intended.

I expect them to start whining about the hidden Menace of dust bunnies soon.

Posted by: Pep at August 28, 2017 01:17 PM (nWS2k)

97 Okay, I looked the story over. Wow. Can anyone imagine Walter Cronkite, David Brinkley, Chet Huntley, Eric Sevareid, or Harry Reasoner writing letters with the kind of language Olbermann is using? They may have been Dem supporters, but at least they were classy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (Qb93O)



They were just better at lying about their political affiliation.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 01:17 PM (493sH)

98 Spare a thought for Olbermann's agent.

"He did what? Oh Christ, how can I clean this up?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (SRKgf)


I would imagine by this point his "career" is being handled within the agency by one of the interns.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)

99
Yeah, and those are Keith's role models. Sad.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017

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I've never actually watched this Keith creature, but I get the feeling his true role models are Jerry Lewis, Soupy Sales, and the Marquis de Sade.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2017 01:17 PM (Qb93O)

100 Okay, I looked the story over. Wow. Can anyone imagine Walter Cronkite, David Brinkley, Chet Huntley, Eric Sevareid, or Harry Reasoner writing letters with the kind of language Olbermann is using? They may have been Dem supporters, but at least they were classy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (Qb93O)



Yeah, you never saw Joe Goebbels, Lord Haw Haw, or Tokyo Rose use profanity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)

101 I imagine Blondie knew after Adolph used him to test the cyanide.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Urine Status: Reusable at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)



Should have put it in one of Dagwood's sandwiches

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)

102 99
Yeah, and those are Keith's role models. Sad.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017
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I've never actually watched this Keith creature, but I get the feeling his true role models are Jerry Lewis, Soupy Sales, and the Marquis de Sade.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2017 01:17 PM (Qb93O)

And even THEY are more successful than Keith ever will be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM (rFPmI)

103 Keith Olbermann has an excuse. Like most leftists he is dumber than a creosote post.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM (mpXpK)

104 But when I see people screaming "motherf***er" into the ether like, you know, a madman, I usually figure they've had a tipple or two.

HEY!

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM (mf5HN)

105 Keefums would have been right at home loading Hitler's cattle cars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM (PY9jH)

106 willowed:

About three months after I'm off the "performance improvement plan" I netted...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 28, 2017 01:02 PM (sbDWG)


Whoa. If they've got you on a "performance improvement plan", that means they're getting ready to show you the door.

I hope your resume' is in order.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM (bjWNl)

107 The best thing about the Trump presidency (so far) is the left's masks falling off. Or rather being ripped off and thrown in the trash.

Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM (MxEKc)

108
I expect them to start whining about the hidden Menace of dust bunnies soon.Posted by: Pep at August 28, 2017 01:17 PM (nWS2k)
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That has been going on for a while -- the menace under the beds and in the carpets -- Allergies!

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 28, 2017 01:20 PM (MIKMs)

109 I imagine Blondie knew after Adolph used him to test the cyanide.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Urine Status: Reusable at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)
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Well.... she did have a Heart of Glass.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

110 I took a pretty good Oberman this AM..Ahhh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 01:20 PM (5y11N)

111 106 willowed:

About three months after I'm off the "performance improvement plan" I netted...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 28, 2017 01:02 PM (sbDWG)

Whoa. If they've got you on a "performance improvement plan", that means they're getting ready to show you the door.

I hope your resume' is in order.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM (bjWNl)

Yep.

I've seen people come back off a PIP but it's usually a precursor to dismissal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:21 PM (rFPmI)

112 I learned a new word today thanks to that article: corybantic.

Neat.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2017 01:21 PM (jhqr1)

113 109 I imagine Blondie knew after Adolph used him to test the cyanide.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Urine Status: Reusable at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)
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Well.... she did have a Heart of Glass.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017

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Call Me!

Posted by: Blondie at August 28, 2017 01:21 PM (Qb93O)

114 Do you think Keith ever stands in front of a full length mirror and does that Buffalo Bill scene?

I think he does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:21 PM (rFPmI)

115 IDK.

I thought it was pretty frakking awesome when Rick Astley screamed out "motherf***ers!"

Posted by: Marvelous Mitch at August 28, 2017 01:21 PM (2GTjP)

116 I'm picturing Keef as a partaker of umbrella drinks. Sickly sweet, served in a coconut.

*pictures a bathroom floor covered in coconut shells and little umbrellas*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 01:21 PM (PY9jH)

117 HATE HAS NO HOME - - nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 01:21 PM (psH+N)

118 GQ? Isn't that that gay men's fashion magazine?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (SRKgf)


Yup. They've got Keef set up in the basement, where he spends most days shouting at the ceiling.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 28, 2017 01:22 PM (bjWNl)

119 So where's Olbie working now? Which exit does he panhandle for change?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

120 Remember the Hillary commercials "Our Kids Are Watching"?

Remember how we were supposed to be afraid of Trump's crass behavior?

I do...

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 28, 2017 01:22 PM (nNKHW)

121 109 I imagine Blondie knew after Adolph used him to test the cyanide.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Urine Status: Reusable at August 28, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)
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Well.... she did have a Heart of Glass.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017
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Call Me!
Posted by: Blondie at August 28, 2017 01:21 PM (Qb93O)

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One way... or another, darling.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

122 Hey Keith,

Who's fucking me now. Ha!

Posted by: Katy Turs Bodacious TaTas at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (+7/1f)

123 MY DUCK HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S ADOLF!!!

Posted by: Queef Olberdouche at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (vtcmf)

124 Someone who is a lawyer--or at least knows more about the law than I ever would--can Sebastian Gorka sue the people who are calling him a Nazi?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (7uYFy)

125 MY RUBBER DUCK IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!

Posted by: cow college grad at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (PY9jH)

126 Maybe. He looked like a tool. Never seen anything like that during day time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (rFPmI)

He was probably just blaming the sun because he missed the eclipse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (AURKQ)

127 Remember the Hillary commercials "Our Kids Are Watching"?

Remember how we were supposed to be afraid of Trump's crass behavior?

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If they were so concerned over kids watching Trump's behavior & language, why air that ad during prime time?

Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (7HtZB)

128 97.I believe David Brinkley's politics actually tended toward the conservative side,the rest were pretty strong toward the left.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (UFgOG)

129 This is what happens to you if you don't stay hydrated.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (eLttb)

130 You people have unrealistically high expectations of Keith.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (Dp/8D)

131 I've seen people come back off a PIP but it's usually a precursor to dismissal.
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Same with public schools. Any kid with a PIP is lost forever in the fog. They have identified the problem and if the kid doesn't comply, well you didn't comply with the PIP.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (MIKMs)

132 Lithium stat!

Posted by: USNtakim Dr. to the left at August 28, 2017 01:24 PM (0OmEj)

133 Steve Bannon to Speak at Zionist Organization of America Dinner: No Better Friend to the Jewish State of Israel

Breitbart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 01:24 PM (5y11N)

134 Why are people still giving this asshole money?

Why is he not living in a cardboard box in some back alley, drowning in his own feces and urine, like he deserves?

Posted by: Hikaru at August 28, 2017 01:24 PM (CMbMd)

135 As masks fall the competition for "Most Gibbering Psychopath" gets tougher.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 28, 2017 01:24 PM (zOpu5)

136 Could be worse. Could be Obama's dog, looking around nervously at dinner time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Buddy, the Clinton's dog. Who knew too much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 01:24 PM (OdK9v)

137 134. And so we've circled back to the theodicy problem, have we?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 01:25 PM (fA1SL)

138 Lithium stat!
Posted by: USNtakim Dr.
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From a dart gun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 01:25 PM (OdK9v)

139 Having once sat in a bathtub, I'm going to recuse myself from this investigation.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at August 28, 2017 01:26 PM (Dp/8D)

140 This is what happens to you if you don't stay hydrated.
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (eLttb)

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IM IN MY FUCKING TUB YOU GODDAMNED NAZI COCKSUCKER!!!! HOWS THAT FOR STAYING HYDRATED YOU ALT RIGHT COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 28, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)

141 What's interesting to me, at least, is wondering if this is the *real* Olbermann and he's dropped the filter he felt he needed to stay employable...or if something else is going on and he's lashing out.

I personally think this is the real guy, unfiltered.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2017 01:27 PM (PFy0L)

142 LOVE TRUMPS HATE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Posted by: Keith Olberrman at August 28, 2017 01:27 PM (5rdJ4)

143 The best thing about the Trump presidency (so far) is the left's masks falling off. Or rather being ripped off and thrown in the trash.
Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM (MxEKc)

I wonder if all the Trump-haters and NeverTrumpers think that after four years ( or eight years, God willing) of Trump things are just going to go back to the way things were B.T. ( Before Trump).

I have a feeling he's already changed the paradigm --and --deep down--they know it. Which would explain the derangement.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 01:27 PM (7uYFy)

144 I wish my daughter had a school project on politics.

I'd make sure her poster board collage had a collection of Oberman tweets and similar ones from other "respected journalists" on the left.

I'd make sure to have her hand it in to her leftist teacher for review.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 28, 2017 01:27 PM (nNKHW)

145 >>I feel bad for his dog. Must be like being Hitler's dog.
I mean, he's just a dog. He thinks Keith/Hitler is great. He doesn't know just how insane his owner is.

He doesn't have a dog. He has Ms. Precious Perfect kitty.

http://tinyurl.com/y8e83ccm

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 01:27 PM (/tuJf)

146 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Keith.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 01:27 PM (OdK9v)

147
Step 1 - second term for TGE
Step 2 - Olbermann institutionalized

Straight forward from there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 01:27 PM (fA1SL)

148 Someone who is a lawyer--or at least knows more about the law than I ever would--can Sebastian Gorka sue the people who are calling him a Nazi?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (7uYFy)


I believe the worthless, ought-to-swing-from-a-lamppost nickelfuckers in congress are immune from libel suits.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2017 01:28 PM (X6fMO)

149 38 THERE ARE FUCKING FAT NAZIS IN MY BATHTUB!!!
Posted by: Queef Olberdouche at August 28, 2017 01:10 PM (vtcmf)

Hmmm. Fat nazis are fucking in his bathtub. Somebody needs to actually use the deadbolt or lay off the hallucinogens. My money is on hallucinogens.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 01:28 PM (hscyr)

150 Hey Keith,

Trump called me "Disgraceful," "third-rate," and "not nice"

But he won't give you the time of day.

And you dropped me because I wan't smart enough to challenge your leafy brain.

Ha.

Posted by: Katy Turs Bodacious TaTas at August 28, 2017 01:28 PM (+7/1f)

151 "I've seen people come back off a PIP but it's usually a precursor to dismissal."

Well, the plan was "finish project X in six weeks". Then the customer -- who, apparently no one spoke to -- told us they already had everything they needed, minus some technical documentation. So I finished that today. Four weeks early.

Of course, my latest assignment is to get an answer from a guy who is in India for the next two weeks...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 28, 2017 01:29 PM (sbDWG)

152 I'm glad no one's in the office right now, cause you guys have me giggling like a lunatic!

Posted by: Jackal at August 28, 2017 01:29 PM (Y92/o)

153 IM IN MY FUCKING TUB YOU GODDAMNED NAZI COCKSUCKER!!!! HOWS THAT FOR STAYING HYDRATED YOU ALT RIGHT COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Posted by: Keith Olberman
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This is why I frequent this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 01:29 PM (OdK9v)

154 Someone who is a lawyer--or at least knows more about the law than I ever would--can Sebastian Gorka sue the people who are calling him a Nazi?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (7uYFy)

I believe the worthless, ought-to-swing-from-a-lamppost nickelfuckers in congress are immune from libel suits.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2017 01:28 PM (X6fMO)

But how about pundits, bloggers and tweeters?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 01:29 PM (7uYFy)

155 Re: gorka sue

I read something disturbing and interesting here recently. Imagine being some nobody, and being made into a public figure because Olbermann sat near you in a restaurant and overheard you talking about the drunk illegal who DUId into your minivan. Olbermann disagrees with you and wants to destroy you.

You're now a public figure Mr. Nobody, and you know the law doesn't allow public figures to sue for stuff like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 01:29 PM (psH+N)

156 128 97.I believe David Brinkley's politics actually tended toward the conservative side,the rest were pretty strong toward the left.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 28, 2017

*
*
I only have dim memories of most of those TV news people of the Sixties; then as now, I paid no attention to it. All I recall is Huntley and Brinkley's "Good night, David," "Good night, Chet" (which was endlessly parodied on the variety shows), and Harry Reasoner's obit of Ian Fleming, ending with, "008, signing off."

Posted by: Blondie at August 28, 2017 01:29 PM (Qb93O)

157 In the "It Don't Have To Be Fancy To Be Good" off topic category...

Our 6'1" tattooed lesbian cook made a lunch special today of grilled smoked sausage served on a bed of sauteed Swiss chard with bits of onion and bacon, along with mac and cheese made individually with heavy cream and three cheeses.

To steal a phrase from Keith Olbermann, "Motherfucker"

This was seriously good food.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2017 01:30 PM (Zs4uk)

158 138 Lithium stat!
Posted by: USNtakim Dr.
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From a dart gun.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 01:25 PM (OdK9v)

Rail gun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:30 PM (rFPmI)

159 Trying to remember the last time I gave even a tinker's damn about anything Olberman ever said.....

Nope. Nothing yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2017 01:30 PM (0tfLf)

160 Keith Olbermann is now a vulgar sociopath, sputtering and spitting like a Bellevue outpatient.

He belongs in a sweat suit and boots down at the Port Authority Bus Terminal.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2017 01:30 PM (4AVeu)

161 Good luck on the work thing, Rob.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 28, 2017 01:31 PM (hMwEB)

162 If he were sane, he would look back at the trail of destruction that is his career and see where the whackadoodle spittle-flinging has brought him.

But he's Koo-Koo Keef, and the krazee will not be denied.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 01:31 PM (oVJmc)

163 30 So, Dick Durbin chimed in to tweet, in response to Queef's vile tweet on Gorka, that Gorka should have had his "Nazi family ties investigated."

Dick "dick" Durbin and Queef. Two peas in a pod.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 01:08 PM (PY9jH)
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Dick Durbin...another fine Chicago Politician...who told Pro-life women/people they were not wanted in the Dem party.

Durbin attacks Gorka, but says nothing about Soros.

What has Durbin done to fix problems in Illinois? Like gang violence? Guy is worthless.






Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 01:31 PM (O67g7)

164 Whoops. Left out a step. You are turned into a public figure by the people you aren't allowed to sue because you are now a public figure.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 01:31 PM (psH+N)

165 Looking as though Harvey is about to meander back out over the warm Gulf waters for a possible reintensification cycle.

Joe Bastardi would be proven correct yet again if so.

Doesn't even have to landfall again. If the storm just sits off the coast and the feeder bands steadily drench everything from Corpus to NOLA, that'll be all sorts of bad news.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 01:31 PM (ujwCG)

166 Yeah, you never saw Joe Goebbels, Lord Haw Haw, or Tokyo Rose use profanity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)

Fun fact: there were six Tokyo Roses. One of them--the most famous/notorious--was Iva Toguri, an American citizen convicted of treason even though there is overwhelming evidence she performed those broadcasts under coercion.

Based on the flimsiness of the case against her, as well as her imprisonment and forfeiture of citizenship, President Ford later pardoned her and ensured her record was cleared and her citizenship reinstated.

My late Stepfather, a WWII Navy vet who served in the Pacific, said guys on his ship liked Tokyo Rose. He said nobody who liked Benny Goodman could be all bad.

Posted by: troyriser at August 28, 2017 01:32 PM (Fw5cQ)

167 Well, his mom and Mr. Ducky love him, so at least he's got that.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 28, 2017 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

168 And the Trump derangement is real. They are furiously trying to undo the results of the election any way they can--National Unity be damned. Why don't they just ride him out? Focus on defeating him in 2020?

Because they know Trump has already changed the dynamic. 2020 will be too late.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 01:32 PM (7uYFy)

169 The best defense to a charge of libel for calling someone a Nazi is that doing so doesn't mean much of anything anymore when half the country can be called Nazis, and the Nazis in fact don't amount to anything in the actual political scheme of things.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 01:33 PM (+7/1f)

170 145 >>I feel bad for his dog. Must be like being Hitler's dog.
I mean, he's just a dog. He thinks Keith/Hitler is great. He doesn't know just how insane his owner is.

He doesn't have a dog. He has Ms. Precious Perfect kitty.

http://tinyurl.com/y8e83ccm
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 01:27 PM (/tuJf)

LOL.

Nice.

He does like dogs, though. About his only human feature.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:34 PM (rFPmI)

171 What has Durbin done to fix problems in Illinois? Like gang violence? Guy is worthless.


Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 01:31 PM (O67g7)


He's worse than worthless. He's a vile, malicious POS.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 01:34 PM (493sH)

172 if anybody would know a motherfucker, it would be this deranged shitbag. i mean, motherfucker.
keith olberman, the featured star at little green fucktards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 28, 2017 01:34 PM (KP5rU)

173 Why is he not living in a cardboard box in some back alley, drowning in his own feces and urine, like he deserves?
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Because he sucks deeply from the cocks of the right people.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 01:34 PM (vg8iE)

174 Halloween is around the corner & those Olbermann brow/nose attachment gag glasses sell for real cheap & are going fast. Conveniently located between the fake poop gag gifts & the whoopie cushions.

Posted by: BebeDahl's Party Store at August 28, 2017 01:35 PM (yNyJy)

175 LOVE TRUMPS, HATE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Commas are our friends.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Urine Status: Reusable at August 28, 2017 01:35 PM (LTHVh)

176 173 Why is he not living in a cardboard box in some back alley, drowning in his own feces and urine, like he deserves?
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Because he sucks deeply from the cocks of the right people.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 01:34 PM (vg8iE)

And because his mom has a furnished basement.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:35 PM (rFPmI)

177 If it was US2 in WA then it was probably our douchebag neighbors kid. The parents are both public school teachers.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 01:13 PM (mcI77)
Steve Bannon to Speak at Zionist Organization of America Dinner: No Better Friend to the Jewish State of Israel
Breitbart
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 01:24 PM (5y11N)


speaking of teachers and Israel, look what THEIR kids are learning, versus ours (was just reading this, so thought I would share)

Teaching Robots to Learn Teaches the Students Too
THE Journal
Dian Schaffhauser
August 22, 2017

Researchers at the Technion Israel Institute of Technology have developed a way for high school students and first-year engineering students to learn robot intelligence technologies. The researchers demonstrated how students taught their robots to acquire skills by implementing a reinforcement learning ( RL ) process using simulation modeling and cloud communication. In the first phase, first- and second-year students performed an RL activity in which a humanoid robot learned to adapt its body tilt angle for lifting different weights. In the second phase, 11th graders constructed animal-like robots and implemented various scenarios that used the approach tested in the first phase. In the final stage, university students applied RL, three-dimensional modeling, and cloud-based operations to a project in which a humanoid robot learned to manipulate multiple joints while maintaining its stability. The development of learning robots is highly engaging to students, and those concepts and technologies are within the grasp of understanding for the students.


simply amazing

our kids are being taught transgender studies in first grade and How To Riot in high school

full article here
http://tinyurl.com/yd33nglx

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2017 01:35 PM (fceHP)

178 Betsy DeVos Verified account @BetsyDeVosED
Our prayers are with all those in the path of #HurricaneHarvey. @usedgov stands ready to assist impacted schools.


Keith Olbermann Retweeted Betsy DeVos

The hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are, Motherfucker


Now, now Keith. Watch your language.

Posted by: Emily Post at August 28, 2017 01:35 PM (/qEW2)

179 Well, his mom and Mr. Ducky love him, so at least he's got that.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 28, 2017 01:32 PM (RD7QR)



Mr. Ducky: That's what you think

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 01:35 PM (493sH)

180 See?!? Look what happens when you don't vote for Hillary.

We've lost Olbermann motherfuckers!!

Posted by: NeverTrump at August 28, 2017 01:35 PM (5rdJ4)

181 This is how these people act when they're OUT of power. Imagine with Felonia von Pantsuit, a/k/a Madame Maomuu, at the helm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 01:36 PM (fA1SL)

182 But when I see people screaming "motherf***er"
into the ether like, you know, a madman, I usually figure they've had a
tipple or two.



HEY!

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM

Now, now, Empress...we don't think you're mad.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 01:36 PM (p+Wdc)

183 I personally think this is the real guy, unfiltered.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2017 01:27 PM (PFy0L)


I assume so. Who would put on this performance as an act?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:36 PM (SRKgf)

184 I like to publicize my struggles in psychotherapy.

It's so liberating.

You see, my life is a wreck. . .

NAZIS!!!!!!

And when you are incapable of taking personal responsibility. . .

NAZIS!!!!


And you can't rationally identify legitimate reasons for the wreckage that is your life. . .

NAZIS!!!!!!

You have to create the enemies in your mind. . .

NAZIS!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhh. . .

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 28, 2017 01:36 PM (4AVeu)

185 Thanks, votermom. My goal now is to clear this idiocy and either go to another department or another company.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 28, 2017 01:36 PM (sbDWG)

186 I wonder if Keith gets fired from his current job will he use "I won't be able to get hired anywhere else!" BS excuse he used at MSNBC to get more money, and then went to ESPN.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 01:37 PM (cAnNx)

187 You're now a public figure Mr. Nobody, and you know the law doesn't allow public figures to sue for stuff like that.

A public figure CAN sue for defamation. He just has to prove that the person who published the defamatory statement did so with actual malice or a reckless disregard for the truth.

Since saying that someone has "Nazi ties" is a statement of fact, not opinion, then Gorka could potentially recover if he sued Keef. If Keef can't produce evidence that suggested that the "Nazi ties" statement was true, then he's in trouble. And Keef's lunatic hate-rant on Twitter certainly supplies evidence of "actual malice" that would be enough to get Gorka past a summary judgment motion.

Then it would be up to a jury.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:37 PM (Mouru)

188 "You are turned into a public figure by the people you aren't allowed to sue because you are now a public figure."

Also: you're aggressively criminally prosecuted in a high profile trial, in part because of organs of the news media whipping up an artificial furor around your case.

Via their presentation of information that's been deliberately edited and slanted to make you look to the public like a dangerous racist monster.

When you win acquittal in the criminal case, you are then told that you can't sue those media organs for defamation, because such a suit must be brought in a timely way, and you were too busy and overextended with defending yourself in the criminal trial to be able to file the defamation suit.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 01:37 PM (ujwCG)

189 This oblbermann is a verdamt dumkopf, ja?

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2017 01:37 PM (zLDYs)

190 Keith gets edgy if he hasn't been fired in a while.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 01:37 PM (oVJmc)

191 Compare Palin v. The New York Times where the judge has promised a ruling by the end of August.

My bet is that he allows the case to go forward. Sarah won't settle. Discovery will reveal lots of bad shit about the Gray Lady and how the Narrative Sausage gets made.

If the judge rules otherwise, the facts make for a great appeal by Sarah. SCOTUS here we come!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 01:37 PM (+7/1f)

192 WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 28, 2017 01:38 PM (O5Q3r)

193 I believe the worthless, ought-to-swing-from-a-lamppost nickelfuckers in congress are immune from libel suits.

Only if he was tweeting from the well of the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Urine Status: Reusable at August 28, 2017 01:38 PM (LTHVh)

194 >>Since saying that someone has "Nazi ties" is a statement of fact, not opinion, then Gorka could potentially recover if he sued Keef. If Keef can't produce evidence that suggested that the "Nazi ties" statement was true, then he's in trouble.

I can see him getting off on an insanity plea.

Because he's bug fuck nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 01:38 PM (/tuJf)

195 I can't wait to watch his show tonight... oh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:38 PM (zB8Dq)

196
He doesn't have a dog. He has Ms. Precious Perfect kitty.
--

Look, I live where he lives. Someone puts out food. And cleans the litter box.

That's the extent of our "relationship."

/I only live with that man because of the food. Just like his girlfriend.

Posted by: olberman's cat at August 28, 2017 01:38 PM (aT+Bx)

197 Just to annoy Keith, I would like to point out that the Redskins kicked the Bengals ass, which is totes racist cuz Bengals.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 01:39 PM (YV+SU)

198 And so we've circled back to the theodicy problem, have we?

I know the LDS answer, but don't Christian apologists actually have a difficult time fully answering the "problem of evil"? John Hick's "Evil and the God of Love" comes close, but still has flaws. Specifically he still believes there is some form of determinism at play, but simultaneously argues God only entices us, He does not employ any force.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2017 01:39 PM (jhqr1)

199 SOMEONE STOLE MY BASEBALL CARDS!!!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (O5Q3r)

200 On Kweef's low-budget webshow:

One month after the series premiered, Slate magazine's Sam Kriss described it as "the most embarrassing thing humanity has ever produced," adding that he considered each episode to be "a context-less, free-floating slice of sound and anguish."[10]

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (oVJmc)

201 when is this talentless, vile, useless twat, going to get his gig at espn back? he could be their anchor now. he could be on another channel the country is tuning out.

and, fuck disney.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (KP5rU)

202 >>I would like to point out that the Redskins kicked the Bengals ass, which is totes racist cuz Bengals.


Is it still considered Football when it is played against a Team from Ohio?

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (+VZ/l)

203 Whoops. Left out a step. You are turned into a public figure by the people you aren't allowed to sue because you are now a public figure.

Word.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (5rdJ4)

204 Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 01:37 PM (ujwCG)

Perfect example? Tom Delay...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

205 Dennis Prager, among many others, completely debunked the Neo-Nazi myth weeks ago. Apparently the liberals cannot translate Hungarian, and there was a few minutes cut out of that "smoking gun" interview.

But hey, you be you, Queef.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (zB8Dq)

206 182 But when I see people screaming "motherf***er"
into the ether like, you know, a madman, I usually figure they've had a
tipple or two.



HEY!

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 01:19 PM
Now, now, Empress...we don't think you're mad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 01:36 PM (p+Wdc)

And we only occasionally think you're drunk.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (rFPmI)

207 Specifically he still believes there is some form of determinism at play, but simultaneously argues God only entices us, He does not employ any force.


So, God plays dice with the universe but He doesn't entrap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 01:41 PM (Mouru)

208 Colonies of Olbermans seen floating in Houston floodwaters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 01:41 PM (IqV8l)

209 I believe the worthless, ought-to-swing-from-a-lamppost nickelfuckers in congress are immune from libel suits.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2017 01:28 PM (X6fMO)



Only for what is said on the floor of the House and Senate during the course of a session or going to and fro to a session of Congress (Speech and Debate Clause) and for statements made as part of their official duties (some other Federal law that protects Federal employees [ which includes Congresscritters apparently ] from common law torts).

As far as other people, the defense would be that they are giving an opinion, not stating a fact. This is where it gets dicey with Gorka. The commentators are *not* saying he's a Nazi meaning that his opinions are Nazi-like. They are saying that he is a literal Nazi as in a member of a white supremacist organization. That is possibly actionable though I would put the odds of success under 10%.

Then again, I think the entire field of defamation and slander and libel is an utter nightmare and I am speaking as someone who is nigh to a free speech absolutist. I see nothing contradictory about the position that the government cannot stop me from saying that someone is a member of a Nazi group while saying that if I am lying about that, then the person about whom I am lying can sue me for defamation and slander and libel.

To take it out of the political realm, the government cannot stop a person from going on Yelp and saying hey my competitor restaurant over there uses horse meat and hires people with the plague while it is also permissible for that restaurant to sue the person saying that into oblivion.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 01:41 PM (mf5HN)

210 A $4 million federal study claims that perfume and female clothing can strongly trigger gendered assumptions that can prevent women from becoming cardiologists.

4 Million ha? I'll go out on a limb here and bet we could find a better use for that money?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 01:41 PM (5y11N)

211 NO MR. BUBBLE, NO PEACE!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 28, 2017 01:41 PM (mcI77)

212 >>>Is it still considered Football when it is played against a Team from Ohio?

I noticed John McCain conservative Hugh Hewitt still has not mentioned the Browns kneel-down for the anthem last week.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:41 PM (zB8Dq)

213 And we only occasionally think you're drunk.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (rFPmI)

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Ooooo.

"And we think you're only occasionally drunk".


Fixed for.... accuracy.

Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 28, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

214 >>And we only occasionally think you're drunk.



When she's up on the SoapBox, I just assume it's Acute Altitude Sickness.


Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 01:42 PM (+VZ/l)

215 Colonies of Olbermans seen floating in Houston floodwaters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 01:41 PM (IqV8l)

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Those....are cat turds.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

216 So the team named after American Indians defeated a team named after animals from India.

Posted by: Maharaja Rajneesh "Beefy" Ghandi at August 28, 2017 01:43 PM (4AVeu)

217 GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS STOP POLLUTING MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 28, 2017 01:43 PM (5rdJ4)

218 A $4 million federal study claims that perfume and female clothing can strongly trigger gendered assumptions that can prevent women from becoming cardiologists.

Only cardiologists? Not pathologists, internists, proctologists, or neurologists?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 01:43 PM (oVJmc)

219 Strawberries!

Posted by: Keith Olberfuher at August 28, 2017 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

220 Yeah he is pretty clearly off his meds

I almost feel bad for the guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)

He's buckin' hard to be on the first wave of one-way helicopter rides.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 01:43 PM (2le8w)

221 It may be the symptom of an STD. Tur-ette's syndrome.

Posted by: George LeS at August 28, 2017 01:43 PM (+TcCF)

222 Most of these cocksuckers know how to get away with libel.

Keith only called people "Nazis," which by itself is now a watered-down pejorative.

Durbin said: "He should still be investigated for concealing neo-nazi ties." That's not actionable either.

Same as when I call them cocksuckers. If I had said they blew McCain in the Congressional wash room, then maybe, except that that's now to be celebrated, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 01:43 PM (+7/1f)

223 Geez, Trump ends the Texas drought and all they do is bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (oVJmc)

224 Fire Tillerson. Either he was born a treaterous asshole or State does that people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (5y11N)

225 GQ? Isn't that that gay men's fashion magazine?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (SRKgf)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (z79tQ)

226 I think Keithy baby is an example of what happens when you live on a steady diet of hate & rage. The hate not only disfigures your soul, it disfigures your mind & brain. Rational thought flies out the window.

The guy tweeting about not praying for Texas b/c they voted Republican. If he really means that, he is already starting to lose his humanity.

I truly have never seen anything like it. Mass Hysteria is definitely some of it, but the hate these people live, sleep & breathe 24/7 is destroying their humanity. They are a cautionary tale of the destructiveness of being consumed by hate. Unfortunately, they seem to be a pied piper for others to follow, rather than a deterrent.

It's gone from batshit crazy to evil batshit crazy.


Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (O67g7)

227 hugh hewitt is a pussified, no talent, penis sipper. also, a twat in the the same way as keefums.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (KP5rU)

228

Many on the left, like Olbermann and certain comedians, etc are upping their vile language and behavior because they are becoming so irrelevant.

One thing you can say about social media, the internet, gaming - the entire digital universe, is that it drowns out the hold of the liberal bias to some extent because there are so many distractions and choices. That is why Google and Facebook have to literally and physically interrupt this to get their agenda out.

The internet was liberating for conservatives, until the left figured out ways to try to stifle this and rein it in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (fceHP)

229 So the team named after American Indians defeated a team named after animals from India.
Posted by: Maharaja Rajneesh "Beefy" Ghandi

Call me when the seagoing slavers, murderers and thieves play the other seagoing slavers and murderers and thieves.

Posted by: Dean Bessie at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (326rv)

230 >>>224 Fire Tillerson. Either he was born a treaterous asshole or State does that people

And immediately hire The 'Stache.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (zB8Dq)

231 DINOSAURS!

Posted by: GODSAID MANSAID DOT COM at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (+VZ/l)

232 GQ? Isn't that that gay men's fashion magazine?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 01:12 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (z79tQ)

Aren't they all now?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2017 01:45 PM (z79tQ)

233 The hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are, Motherfucker

Now, now Keith. Watch your language.
Posted by: Emily Post at August 28, 2017

*
*
He's watching his language, all right. Watching it slide across his screen just before he hits "Send."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2017 01:45 PM (Qb93O)

234 >>>hugh hewitt is a pussified, no talent, penis sipper. also, a twat in the the same way as keefums.

Endorsed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:45 PM (zB8Dq)

235 I'm kinda liking "tipple."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (TOk1P)

Some elements of both, and you have: titties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 01:45 PM (2le8w)

236 Odormann looks like he's dropped a lot of weight so maybe GQ pays him in merchandise to replace the suits that formerly fit his eggplant shape. Must be one bitching bender he's been on.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 01:45 PM (y7DUB)

237 >>>Odormann looks like he's dropped a lot of weight so maybe GQ pays him in merchandise to replace the suits that formerly fit his eggplant shape. Must be one bitching bender he's been on.

Or a combination of crack/AIDS.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:46 PM (zB8Dq)

238 233 The hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are, Motherfucker

Now, now Keith. Watch your language.
Posted by: Emily Post at August 28, 2017
*
*
He's watching his language, all right. Watching it slide across his screen just before he hits "Send."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2017 01:45 PM (Qb93O)

Its a plea for attention...

Like a child throwing a tantrum ....

Posted by: Don Q. at August 28, 2017 01:46 PM (NgKpN)

239
The hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are, Motherfucker Now, now Keith. Watch your language.


Does motherfucker really work when you're directing it at a woman?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 28, 2017 01:46 PM (lKyWE)

240 "Is it still considered Football when it is played against a Team from Ohio?

Posted by: garrett

It's gotten so bad in Cleveland you can't tell the masked Browns fans from the Antifa mobs.

Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 01:47 PM (MxEKc)

241 >>I noticed John McCain conservative Hugh Hewitt still has not mentioned the Browns kneel-down for the anthem last week.

Guess what happened when Jim Brown told them to stop disrespecting the flag and stand up?

They stood up.

I wouldn't screw around with Jim Brown either, I don't care how old he is.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 01:47 PM (/tuJf)

242 O/T, a Portlandia skit about the feminist bookstore being triggered by an AC repairman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe4cXPWPJWU

I don't see how they get away with this stuff.

Posted by: sunny-dee at August 28, 2017 01:47 PM (QAOZh)

243 >>>It's gotten so bad in Cleveland you can't tell the masked Browns fans from the Antifa mobs.

Antifa can throw a punch without it getting intercepted.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:47 PM (zB8Dq)

244 Olbermann to play Simple Jack in TrumpCamp #32-B staged entertainment rotation.

From each camp detainee according to his ability...

Posted by: Zod at August 28, 2017 01:48 PM (Bdeb0)

245 Good. Let them all have a mental breakdown.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (fceHP)

If one needed a reason for Trump's pardon of Joe Arpaio, other than it was a decent thing to do, it's that it has caused the Leftards and pearl-clutching GOPe to totally lose their shit. So, for entertainment value alone, it's a win.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 01:48 PM (2le8w)

246 I noticed John McCain conservative Hugh Hewitt still has not mentioned the Browns kneel-down for the anthem last week.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:41 PM (zB8Dq)


You have no idea how annoying that cocksucker is to people in Ohio.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 01:48 PM (y7DUB)

247 >>>I wouldn't screw around with Jim Brown either, I don't care how old he is.

I love Jim Brown. He played lacrosse... and was a beast at it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:48 PM (zB8Dq)

248 239
The hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are, Motherfucker Now, now Keith. Watch your language.


Does motherfucker really work when you're directing it at a woman?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 28, 2017 01:46 PM (lKyWE)


Works for me

Posted by: Drew Barrymore at August 28, 2017 01:48 PM (jxbfJ)

249 I wouldn't screw around with Jim Brown either, I don't care how old he is.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 01:47 PM (/tuJf)

I got caught up the other day for about two hours watching Jim Brown's best runs on YouTube. He was amazing.

Posted by: troyriser at August 28, 2017 01:48 PM (Fw5cQ)

250 Maybe Trump killed his cat.

maybe.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 28, 2017 01:49 PM (CPk08)

251 OT Gub: Win a M14

https://wn.nr/3Tgkx2

Posted by: Grump928(C) Urine Status: Reusable at August 28, 2017 01:49 PM (LTHVh)

252 >>I wouldn't screw around with Jim Brown either, I don't care how old he is. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 01:47 PM (/tuJf)

Baddest man in the whole damn town.

Posted by: Zod at August 28, 2017 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

253 Guy's a raving lunatic.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 01:49 PM (0mRoj)

254 >>>You have no idea how annoying that cocksucker is to people in Ohio.


Constantly prepping up the sports teams and city he abandoned decades ago. Yeah, a real hometown hero.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:49 PM (zB8Dq)

255
Call me when the seagoing slavers, murderers and thieves play the other seagoing slavers and murderers and thieves.
Posted by: Dean Bessie at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (326rv)




Buccaneers vs Raiders?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 28, 2017 01:49 PM (lKyWE)

256 >>>Does motherfucker really work when you're directing it at a woman?

No, you should go with 'thundercunt' or 'beefsnatch'.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (D7Ygt)

257 >>>Baddest man in the whole damn town.

Wasn't that Leroy Jenkins?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (zB8Dq)

258 I love Jim Brown. He played lacrosse... and was a beast at it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:48 PM (zB8Dq)

I'm pretty sure they had to change the rules of Lacrosse after he graduated....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (7uYFy)

259 Keith Olbermann. fucking Nazis.

some assembly required.

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (7n4KQ)

260 153 IM IN MY FUCKING TUB YOU GODDAMNED NAZI COCKSUCKER!!!! HOWS THAT FOR STAYING HYDRATED YOU ALT RIGHT COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Posted by: Keith Olberman

+++

Dying here.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (2+gSO)

261 239; keefums never was any good with the kings' vernacular. it's his schooling.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (KP5rU)

262 I got caught up the other day for about two hours watching Jim Brown's best runs on YouTube. He was amazing.
Posted by: troyriser at August 28, 2017 01:48 PM (Fw5cQ)

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His raid on Harpers Ferry was pretty cool too.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

263 245 Good. Let them all have a mental breakdown.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (fceHP)

If one needed a reason for Trump's pardon of Joe Arpaio, other than it was a decent thing to do, it's that it has caused the Leftards and pearl-clutching GOPe to totally lose their shit. So, for entertainment value alone, it's a win.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 01:48 PM (2le8w)


The GOP and their ilk are going to have such a wonderful time explaining themselves and their actions for the 2018 election cycle.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (jxbfJ)

264 Call me when the seagoing slavers, murderers and thieves play the other seagoing slavers and murderers and thieves.
Posted by: Dean Bessie at August 28, 2017 01:44 PM (326rv)




Buccaneers vs Raiders?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

No, the other, other seagoing slavers, murderers and thieves...The Vikings.

Posted by: Dean Bessie at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (326rv)

265 Jim Brown would make my short list for the best athlete of the 20th Century.

He was arguably the best college lacrosse player ever for his days at Syracuse. He grew up in suburban Manhasset on Long Island -- a hot pocket for lacrosse -- where his mother was a maid. A local business man paid for his first year at Syracuse, when he went unrecruited.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 01:51 PM (+7/1f)

266 198 And so we've circled back to the theodicy problem, have we?

I know the LDS answer, but don't Christian apologists actually have a difficult time fully answering the "problem of evil"? John Hick's "Evil and the God of Love" comes close, but still has flaws. Specifically he still believes there is some form of determinism at play, but simultaneously argues God only entices us, He does not employ any force.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2017 01:39 PM (jhqr1)

I've never understood the 'problem' of evil.
Free will always was the answer. The alternatives is a play where God plays all the roles. That never made sense.

Although....I think this is a stage. Or a game. A corrupted one. This is Satan's playground, enemy-occupied territory.

I never understood people who thought life should be without pain, worry, or assholes. This isn't heaven. That comes later.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:51 PM (rFPmI)

267 209 Only for what is said on the floor of the House and Senate during the course of a session or going to and fro to a session of Congress (Speech and Debate Clause)

Reminds me. I forgot to buy a new box of Good-n-Plentys this morning.

*updates grocery list*

Posted by: Anachronda at August 28, 2017 01:51 PM (v3pYe)

268 On behalf of the millions of ethnic Germans, I would like to formally the protest the use of the word "Nazi" and "Neanderthal" as a perjorative term.

We take offense when someone uses these terms. It is clearly anti-German and racist.

Mr. Olbermann, you should know better, you wine-swilling kraut.

Posted by: Hansel Schlattsmakker at August 28, 2017 01:51 PM (4AVeu)

269 >>>He was arguably the best college lacrosse player ever for his days at Syracuse. He grew up in suburban Manhasset on Long Island -- a hot pocket for lacrosse -- where his mother was a maid. A local business man paid for his first year at Syracuse, when he went unrecruited.

And now a member of the Lacrosse Hall of Fame. Deservedly so.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:52 PM (zB8Dq)

270 257 >>>Baddest man in the whole damn town.

Wasn't that Leroy Jenkins?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (zB8Dq)

Yep. Badder than ol' King Kong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:52 PM (rFPmI)

271
GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS STOP POLLUTING MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!
--

sir, you need to calm the f*ck down.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at August 28, 2017 01:53 PM (aT+Bx)

272 265 Jim Brown would make my short list for the best athlete of the 20th Century.

____________________________________

Jim Thorpe has my vote.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2017 01:53 PM (4AVeu)

273 Doesn't Keefums have an actual head injury? I know he can't drive for some reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 01:53 PM (mf5HN)

274 Browns kneel-down for the anthem last week


It wasn't unpatriotic.

They weren't protesting the flag or America. They were protesting having to play for the Browns.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 28, 2017 01:53 PM (nNKHW)

275 His raid on Harpers Ferry was pretty cool too.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (8XRCm)


You're thinking of John Y Brown.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (8yJ7M)

276 Jim Brown would make my short list for the best athlete of the 20th Century.

____________________________________

Jim Thorpe has my vote.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2017 01:53 PM (4AVeu)

------
Jim Brown
Jim Thorpe
Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

277 The subtle essence of Keith Olbermann:

1. Why did I ever leave ESPN?

2. Why do I not have a job?

3. Why are all the Republicans Nazis?

4. Why am I living in my mother's basement?

5. Why won't Ann Coulter have sex with me?

Why oh why?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (gHxFh)

278 >>>They weren't protesting the flag or America. They were protesting having to play for the Browns.

LOL

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (zB8Dq)

279 270 257 >>>Baddest man in the whole damn town.

Wasn't that Leroy Jenkins?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (zB8Dq)

Yep. Badder than ol' King Kong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:52 PM (rFPmI)

King Kong ain't got sh*t on me!

Posted by: Alonzo in Training Day at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (jxbfJ)

280 273 Doesn't Keefums have an actual head injury? I know he can't drive for some reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 01:53 PM (mf5HN)

He kept trying to have Mr. Ducky make his turn signals. Very bad.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

281 273: same reason hildebeast doesn't drive. mental derangement.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (KP5rU)

282 Doesn't Keefums have an actual head injury? I know he can't drive for some reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me

What is too stupid to find the DMV?

Let's go with with clebrity fuckup foillies for $300 Alex.

Posted by: Jeopardy! at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (326rv)

283 New poll shows Flake will get killed in the AZ R Senate primary by Dr. Kelli Ward.

Meanwhile, Gillespie could win the VA Governorship this coming November if he rides Trump's coattails the right way.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 01:55 PM (+7/1f)

284 277 The subtle essence of Keith Olbermann:

1. Why did I ever leave ESPN?

2. Why do I not have a job?

3. Why are all the Republicans Nazis?

4. Why am I living in my mother's basement?

5. Why won't Ann Coulter have sex with me?

Why oh why?
Posted by: Sharkman at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (gHxFh)

6. Why did the best part of me run down the back of my mother's leg?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 28, 2017 01:55 PM (jxbfJ)

285 278 >>>They weren't protesting the flag or America. They were protesting having to play for the Browns.

___________________________________

I'll drink to that!

*hic*

Posted by: Johnny Manziel at August 28, 2017 01:55 PM (4AVeu)

286 273 Doesn't Keefums have an actual head injury? I know he can't drive for some reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 01:53 PM (mf5HN)

You know, that actually explains a lot.

Maybe this is all a blood clot coming loose.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 01:55 PM (rFPmI)

287 235 I'm kinda liking "tipple."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2017 01:09 PM (TOk1P)

Some elements of both, and you have: titties.


I saw The Tippling Titties open for the Victoria's Secret lingerie show back in the mid-naughties. Recommended.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 28, 2017 01:55 PM (sGtp+)

288 I'm impressed with his passion. He's got fire in the belly. But at his age, would he be able to effectively beat someone with a bikelock?

Posted by: Sgt. Antifa at August 28, 2017 01:55 PM (/qEW2)

289 How long before people get over hearing about the 24/7 mental breakdowns of the left and turn off the tv?

Until people do that, we'll keep hearing about it.

/or OTC Lithium Water. For some, not all, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (aT+Bx)

290 >>>New poll shows Flake will get killed in the AZ R Senate primary by Dr. Kelli Ward.

Ward is awesome, and she is a real conservative. Now if we can just remove "principled conservative" Paul Ryan...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (zB8Dq)

291 My favorite of the what the Browns were actually doing is oh c'mon they were just conceding the loss early.


Guess what happened when Jim Brown told them to stop disrespecting the flag and stand up?

They stood up.

I wouldn't screw around with Jim Brown either, I don't care how old he is.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 01:47 PM (/tuJf)



Yup. Also, IIRC, the coach announced yeah we've got a zero tolerance policy for that.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (mf5HN)

292 Meanwhile, Gillespie could win the VA Governorship this coming November if he rides Trump's coattails the right way.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 01:55 PM (+7/1f)


THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!

And also, notgonnahappen.com

Gillespie is #nevertrump

He would rather lose while agreeing with the Dems about Trump than win with him.

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (1GJ2R)

293 Not Johnny Mac Brown?

Posted by: AGW at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (g7gOM)

294 >>>I saw The Tippling Titties open for the Victoria's Secret lingerie show back in the mid-naughties. Recommended.

Wasn't that Total Recall?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (zB8Dq)

295 Doesn't Keefums have an actual head injury? I know he can't drive for some reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 01:53 PM (mf5HN)

You know, that actually explains a lot.

Maybe this is all a blood clot coming loose.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

And I STILL haven't found the brain in this attic!

Posted by: The blood clot at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (326rv)

296 I see Antifa did some skull crushing Berkeley over the weekend.

Nothing to see there.

Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 01:57 PM (3QNIO)

297 I see Antifa did some skull crushing Berkeley over the weekend.

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Really??? Where???

Cuz it wasnt on the goddamned news.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

298 Where's Ben Rollthisburger when you need him?

*hic*

Posted by: Johnny Manziel at August 28, 2017 01:58 PM (4AVeu)

299 Buccaneers vs Raiders?

Wait a Buccaneer is a pirate?

My father told me it was a high price for corn.

Lies from my youth....

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 28, 2017 01:58 PM (nNKHW)

300 I would pay good money to see Keith Olbermann and Larry O'Donnell fight to the death.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 28, 2017 01:58 PM (D7Ygt)

301 Baddest man in the whole damn town.

Wasn't that Leroy Jenkins?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM (zB8Dq)


Leroy Brown

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 01:59 PM (493sH)

302 290; paul ryan has been a fake his whole life. also, a democrat. and, an asshole. i'm from wisconsin, and i loathe that lying bucket of shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 28, 2017 01:59 PM (KP5rU)

303 How long before people get over hearing about the 24/7 mental breakdowns of the left and turn off the tv?

...

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (aT+Bx)
*********************************

It's been pleasant around casa gNewt for about a year now. And beneficent to the budget.

Posted by: gNewt at August 28, 2017 01:59 PM (g7gOM)

304 I saw The Tippling Titties open for the Victoria's Secret lingerie show back in the mid-naughties. Recommended.

Wasn't that Total Recall?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (zB8Dq)

That was the Tripling Titties.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 28, 2017 01:59 PM (T71PA)

305 Ward is awesome, and she is a real conservative.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (zB8Dq)


No idea about her politics ... but she appears to be a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 01:59 PM (8yJ7M)

306 About Glllespie. We need more purity in Congress.

But I'll take a squishy R in a Governor's chair in a swing state, given that the last VA Governor's have been Keane and McAullife, who both have auto-fellating POTUS ambitions.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 01:59 PM (+7/1f)

307 >>>paul ryan has been a fake his whole life. also, a democrat. and, an asshole. i'm from wisconsin, and i loathe that lying bucket of shit.

Every GOPe scrote who denied to repeal Obamacare needs to be ousted. Never happen, but wishful thinking.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 02:00 PM (zB8Dq)

308 New poll shows Flake will get killed in the AZ R Senate primary by Dr. Kelli Ward.

Mitch McConnell's Checkbook to the rescue!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 02:00 PM (oVJmc)

309 I think Keithy baby is an example of what happens when you live on a steady diet of hate & rage.
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Or cocaine and alcohol.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 02:00 PM (vg8iE)

310 282 Doesn't Keefums have an actual head injury? I know he can't drive for some reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me

What is too stupid to find the DMV?

Let's go with with clebrity fuckup foillies for $300 Alex.
Posted by: Jeopardy! at August 28, 2017 01:54 PM (326rv)

My buzzer was broken.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at August 28, 2017 02:00 PM (7HtZB)

311 309 I think Keithy baby is an example of what happens when you live on a steady diet of hate & rage.
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Or cocaine and alcohol.

________________________________



Yes, please.

Posted by: Johnny Manziel at August 28, 2017 02:01 PM (4AVeu)

312 307; quoted for truth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 28, 2017 02:01 PM (KP5rU)

313 Ryan is a great case study of what happens when you go to DC too young, and then stay too long.

Squishes with POTUS ambitions like Ryan and Rubio don't realize that the R party is changing. They will soon have no chance in winning R primaries. Silly rabbits ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 02:01 PM (+7/1f)

314 OT: New Matt Best video up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYVqmBaqgPU

Mystery rack is amazing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 02:01 PM (rFPmI)

315
CNBC is showing a FEMA press conference and the sign language guy looked like he was making a jerking off sign with both hands. Maybe the Mandela guy trained him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 02:01 PM (493sH)

316 Tammy Bruce: where is Sleepy Peepers Sessions on law and order regarding Antifa.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 02:01 PM (y7DUB)

317 It's been pleasant around casa gNewt for about a year now. And beneficent to the budget.
--

Good for you.

BTW... I should have specified "turn off TV NEWS."

I haven't watched local news for three years now, and only occasionally turn on fox or fox biz. Did watch CNN during the Manchester terror attack, they did a decent job at that.

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 02:02 PM (aT+Bx)

318 Well,seeing as Keith thought it was all over for Trump who was going to be removed and arrested any second months ago....

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 02:02 PM (rmVvL)

319 How long before people get over hearing about the 24/7 mental breakdowns of the left and turn off the tv?

...

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (aT+Bx)

I think many on our side have already turned it off....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 02:02 PM (7uYFy)

320 290 >>>New poll shows Flake will get killed in the AZ R Senate primary by Dr. Kelli Ward.

Ward is awesome, and she is a real conservative. Now if we can just remove "principled conservative" Paul Ryan...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (zB8Dq)



So he would get beaten by Ward. Here's the issue though, is it going to be Ward vs. Flake, or is it going to be Ward vs. Flake vs. 10 other options, hoping that Flake wins with well less than 50%/

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 02:02 PM (cAnNx)

321 Swapping out equipment at work.
Be back when I can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 02:02 PM (rFPmI)

322 >>>No idea about her politics ... but she appears to be a One.

Well, McConnell's super-PAC is already attacking Ward, so that's a good sign.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 02:03 PM (zB8Dq)

323 I HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT!!! I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 28, 2017 02:03 PM (O5Q3r)

324 Wasn't that Leroy Jenkins?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM


Leroy Greene.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 02:03 PM (p+Wdc)

325 Swapping out equipment at work.
Be back when I can.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 02:02 PM (rFPmI)

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Goddamned trannies are *everywhere* now.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

326 316
Tammy Bruce: where is Sleepy Peepers Sessions on law and order regarding Antifa.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 02:01 PM (y7DUB)
Did she really call him that? LOL..

Posted by: IC at August 28, 2017 02:04 PM (a0IVu)

327 "268 On behalf of the millions of ethnic Germans, I would like to formally the protest the use of the word "Nazi" and "Neanderthal" as a perjorative term. "

I ain't speaking up for the national socialists, but as far as the other, my wife and I both paid up to do that "23 & Me" genetic marker test, and while there were no real surprises, we were amused to find that we both were tagged as being in the 99th percentile of those who had identified Neanderthal genes in our coding.

Doesn't really mean we're neanderthals, just means that our ancestors screwed a lot of 'em. And kicked them out of bed and took their land in the morning, probably.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2017 02:04 PM (k1TUh)

328 323 I HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT!!! I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!
Posted by: Keith Olberman

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE KEITH WENT FROM ESPN TO MSNBC TO BASICALLY BROADCASTING ON HIS WEBCAM AND NOBODY WILL PAY ATTENTION TO HIM

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 28, 2017 02:04 PM (FZYNt)

329 >>>So he would get beaten by Ward. Here's the issue though, is it going to be Ward vs. Flake, or is it going to be Ward vs. Flake vs. 10 other options, hoping that Flake wins with well less than 50%/

The sidebar piece about Arpaio challenging is not heartening. Ward would probably beat Flake one on one, but nowadays...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 02:04 PM (zB8Dq)

330 Wasn't that Leroy Jenkins?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:50 PM

Leroy Greene.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 02:03 PM (p+Wdc)



No, Leroy Greene was on Bonanza and Battlestar Galactica

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 02:05 PM (493sH)

331 "have a difficult time fully answering"

surprising answers about evil

Deuteronomy 32:39
Matthew 10:34
http://tinyurl.com/NevilleG9876

Posted by: Mudd at August 28, 2017 02:05 PM (cfHE9)

332 316 Tammy Bruce: where is Sleepy Peepers Sessions on law and order regarding Antifa.

I just heard him announcing the arming up of police forces with surplus military equipment. Easier to seize private property I suppose.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 02:05 PM (mcI77)

333 Keith, what do you mean by "felching?"

Sorry, but I'm a busy woman and I have a lot of Trump hating to do.

Posted by: Katy Tur at August 28, 2017 02:05 PM (4AVeu)

334 I don't know, but if you capitalize 'Motherfucker' aren't you outing yourself?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 02:05 PM (YV+SU)

335 289 How long before people get over hearing about the 24/7 mental breakdowns of the left and turn off the tv?

Until people do that, we'll keep hearing about it.

/or OTC Lithium Water. For some, not all, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (aT+Bx)

Good, we all need electrolytes!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 02:05 PM (0mRoj)

336 332 316 Tammy Bruce: where is Sleepy Peepers Sessions on law and order regarding Antifa.

I just heard him announcing the arming up of police forces with surplus military equipment. Easier to seize private property I suppose.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 02:05 PM (mcI77)

Wasn't keen on it before, not keen on it now. There are far more important things right now than local PD being able to pull you over in an APC to give you a traffic ticket.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 02:06 PM (0mRoj)

337 oh, brother, if you haven't looked at the pjmedia link, do so. Olbermann sounds likes he's ready for a room at the padded walls motel.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 28, 2017 02:06 PM (ILitO)

338 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KEITH OLBERMANN PLAYS IN HIS BATHTUB AND SO DOES GEORGE BUSH.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 28, 2017 02:07 PM (mcI77)

339 >>> Dennis Prager, among many others, completely debunked the Neo-Nazi myth weeks ago. Apparently the liberals cannot translate Hungarian, and there was a few minutes cut out of that "smoking gun" interview. But hey, you be you, Queef.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 01:40 PM (zB8Dq)


Oh I missed that, is there a link?

And poor Keith, Trump induced rabies/tourettes is a helluva disease combo.

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2017 02:07 PM (hvf9s)

340 Good, we all need electrolytes!

Yes

Posted by: .Brawndo at August 28, 2017 02:07 PM (O2RFr)

341 322 >>>No idea about her politics ... but she appears to be a One.

Well, McConnell's super-PAC is already attacking Ward, so that's a good sign.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 02:03 PM (zB8Dq)


Then she's screwed ... McConnell will bring in a few legions of Sardaukar ... in secret, of course, to not upset the Landsraad. The spice must flow.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 02:07 PM (8yJ7M)

342 HIT ME UP ON KIK, KEITH @THEREALFUCKINGDOCTORAMY@AOL!

Posted by: DR AMY BISHOP! at August 28, 2017 02:08 PM (+VZ/l)

343 >>Jim Brown would make my short list for the best athlete of the 20th Century.

____________________________________

>>Jim Thorpe has my vote.

Jumping Jimmy from Seinfeld. Boy had hops.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 02:08 PM (/tuJf)

344 316
Tammy Bruce: where is Sleepy Peepers Sessions on law and order regarding Antifa.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 02:01 PM (y7DUB)
Did she really call him that? LOL..
Posted by: IC at August 28, 2017 02:04 PM (a0IVu)


I may have added my own term

Btw, it was Leroy Kelly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 02:08 PM (y7DUB)

345 Moore Strange in Alabama

And

Ward Flake in Arizona


Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 02:08 PM (3QNIO)

346 Bennnnn!

Have a drink. . . but don't put that stuff in that you give to your dates.

*hic*

Posted by: Johnny Manziel at August 28, 2017 02:08 PM (4AVeu)

347 Love those Mat Best videos.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 28, 2017 02:08 PM (gHxFh)

348 Rabies you say? Hmm.

Posted by: a moslem with rabies at August 28, 2017 02:08 PM (mJ8mX)

349 >>>Oh I missed that, is there a link?

Liz, here's a Federalist piece. Haven't found Dennis' yet.


http://bit.ly/2giuX4q

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 02:09 PM (zB8Dq)

350 Then she's screwed ... McConnell will bring in a few legions of Sardaukar ... in secret, of course, to not upset the Landsraad. The spice must flow.

I've had it with that old fossil.. He's the "leader" of the Senate supposedly yet Cryin' Schumer is running it... A pox on his Family

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2017 02:09 PM (O2RFr)

351 I think we may have a bit of an Ol' Yeller situation here.

Posted by: saul goodman, esq. at August 28, 2017 02:09 PM (mJ8mX)

352 Btw, it was Leroy Kelly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 02:08 PM (y7DUB)



The guy who played Dr. McCoy on Star Trek?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2017 02:09 PM (493sH)

353 >>>>>New poll shows Flake will get killed in the AZ R Senate primary by Dr. Kelli Ward.



Ward is awesome, and she is a real conservative. Now if we can just remove "principled conservative" Paul Ryan...
.
.
.
.Someone told him it would be a good idea to attack Trump he didn't come up with that campaign strategy by himself.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 02:09 PM (+Dllb)

354 155,
"Re: gorka sue



I read something disturbing and interesting here recently. Imagine
being some nobody, and being made into a public figure because Olbermann
sat near you in a restaurant and overheard you talking about the drunk
illegal who DUId into your minivan. Olbermann disagrees with you and
wants to destroy you.



You're now a public figure Mr. Nobody, and you know the law doesn't allow public figures to sue for stuff like that."


Sounds very "Catch 22" like.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 28, 2017 02:10 PM (zOpu5)

355 Wasn't keen on it before, not keen on it now. There are far more important things right now than local PD being able to pull you over in an APC to give you a traffic ticket.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 02:06 PM (0mRoj)
************************

Yeah, Mr. zzzzzzzzzLaw-n-Order's slap ready for personal asset seizure but BLM, Antifa, SJWs walk.

HELP!

Posted by: gNewt at August 28, 2017 02:10 PM (g7gOM)

356 307 >>>paul ryan has been a fake his whole life. also, a democrat. and, an asshole. i'm from wisconsin, and i loathe that lying bucket of shit.

Every GOPe scrote who denied to repeal Obamacare needs to be ousted. Never happen, but wishful thinking.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 02:00 PM (zB8Dq)


I haven't seen your nic in a long time! Hope you are well and safe!

Posted by: moki at August 28, 2017 02:10 PM (V+V48)

357 The guy who played Dr. McCoy on Star Trek?
____________________________

No that was DeForest Kelly, who man who invented the woods.

*hic*

Posted by: Johnny Manziel at August 28, 2017 02:11 PM (4AVeu)

358 NOOD

Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 02:11 PM (7HtZB)

359 Can someone tweet Keith that if only Hillary had washed her hair once in awhile and maybe visited WI she'd be president. Let's see if Keith will get upset about poor feminine hygiene.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 02:11 PM (YV+SU)

360 >>>I haven't seen your nic in a long time! Hope you are well and safe!

Yep, last day of vacation. Tomorrow it's back to da hood. Hooray.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 02:11 PM (zB8Dq)

361 I haven't watched local news for three years now, and only occasionally turn on fox or fox biz. Did watch CNN during the Manchester terror attack, they did a decent job at that.
Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 02:02 PM (aT+Bx)



I caught a promo for the local news during American Ninja Warrior last week and the entire promo was about how their reporting is fact based and routed in verifiable information. It was fascinating because the entire promo all but screamed we aren't fake news we swear!

Also now I want to know who sued them and for what story.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 02:11 PM (mf5HN)

362 mitch mcconnel is a boil on societys' ass. he is no better than dick"dick" durbin or chucky schumer. turtles retreat into their shell out of embarrassment at the mention of his name. a drunken hobo would get more done than that sucker of cock.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 28, 2017 02:12 PM (KP5rU)

363 >>Gillespie is #nevertrump He would rather lose while agreeing with the Dems about Trump than win with him. Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2017 01:56 PM (1GJ2R)

Yeah, that was my reaction, too. If you look at Northam's past, he's nearly as Republican (FWIW) as Gillespie--or, put another way, Gillespie is nearly as Democrat as Northam. Also, Northam isn't nearly as contemptible as McAuliffe or Kaine, so tarring him with that brush doesn't seem quite right.

Posted by: Zod at August 28, 2017 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)

364 BO was one hell of an all around athlete also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 02:13 PM (5y11N)

365 Which reminds me that I need to watch Range 15.

Riding a red-eye tonight to West Virginia on business. No better time to download and watch it.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 28, 2017 02:14 PM (gHxFh)

366 from Nirvana's "Lithium":

I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack
I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 28, 2017 02:15 PM (ILitO)

367 The McConnell's will continue to win until the masses can be inoculated against 10,000,000 dollars worth of TV advertisements.

Posted by: gNewt at August 28, 2017 02:15 PM (g7gOM)

368 148: Someone who is a lawyer--or at least knows more about the law than I ever would--can Sebastian Gorka sue the people who are calling him a Nazi?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 01:23 PM (7uYFy)

I believe the worthless, ought-to-swing-from-a-lamppost nickelfuckers in congress are immune from libel suits.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2017 01:28 PM (X6fMO)

Congress has immunity for what they say on the floor and what they do in the course of their official duties. He could sue others for defamation though.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 02:16 PM (hZ+us)

369 People actually trained by a real Nazi - SS Obersturmbanfuher Otto Skorzeny:
1. Gamal Nasser
2. Yasser Arafat
3. Muammar al Gaddafi
4. Saddam Hussein

But yes, Queef, knows his Nazis. Putz

Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 02:17 PM (gbWkA)

370 "Moore Strange in Alabama"

It's going to be funny as hell when Judge Roy wins.

And then "Two Corinthians, Five Guys, whatever" Trump, who speaks Christian social conservatism slowly and awkwardly, like reading a foreign language out of a tourist phrasebook, has to deal one on one with Moore as a newly minted Senator in D.C.

Funnier still to see the expression on Mitch McClownhell's face when his pliant sockpuppet Strange gets sent back to private life.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 02:18 PM (ujwCG)

371 >>>People actually trained by a real Nazi - SS Obersturmbanfuher Otto Skorzeny

The Military Channel had a program about him and how he literally created Middle Eastern terror. Amazing his name is not universally known.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2017 02:18 PM (zB8Dq)

372 Name calling is all well and good, but is he in support of a military coup?

Posted by: Chelsea Handler, 5 pussyhat general at August 28, 2017 02:19 PM (/qEW2)

373 LOVE TRUMP'S HATE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Commas are our friends.


So are apostrophes



Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 28, 2017 02:19 PM (3JQ/p)

374 I just heard him announcing the arming up of police forces with surplus military equipment. Easier to seize private property I suppose.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 02:05 PM (mcI77)

Wasn't keen on it before, not keen on it now. There are far more important things right now than local PD being able to pull you over in an APC to give you a traffic ticket.
-----
Just chiming in with a ditto. Don't like it. I shouldn't be surprised it is happening in the current hysterical climate I guess. But really don't like it.

However, when people are screaming race war, and the media continues agitating for violence & blood, and the open season on killing cops last year, I can see the line of thinking. But I hate it & the repercussions. Media, you have so much blood on your hands.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 02:23 PM (O67g7)

375 People actually trained by a real Nazi - SS Obersturmbanfuher Otto Skorzeny:
1. Gamal Nasser
2. Yasser Arafat
3. Muammar al Gaddafi
4. Saddam Hussein

But yes, Queef, knows his Nazis. Putz
Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 02:17 PM (gbWkA)

Interestingly, he was also recruited by the Mossad,

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 02:24 PM (7uYFy)

376 Is there any reason that I should bother to click on an Olberman link?

I think not.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 28, 2017 02:32 PM (o7l6R)

377 An editor at USATODAY is reaching out via Twitter with Olbermann's employers. Is this behavior A-OK with you? Brilliant.

Posted by: Christian Toto at August 28, 2017 03:02 PM (GppXG)

378 Not sure if this has been suggested yet, but if not...

If you use Twitter, I highly recommend you Tweet replies to Olbermann's rants to @GQMagazine and ask if they're cool with his lunacy.

This fool should absolutely be unemployed by any legitimate media outlet.

Posted by: deadrody at August 28, 2017 04:51 PM (pZxfz)

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