Charleston Shooting Ends With One Dead, Millions of Progressives So Disappointed They Just Can't Even

Here were the Twitter Progz expecting -- and hoping -- that the shooter would be a White Man. I would say "Evil White Man," but that seems redundant in 2017.

Took all of 5 seconds for leftists to decide #Charleston shooter was white conservative

But wait...

A) Shooter is black
B) What are facts? pic.twitter.com/mnpAZxTTZ9
— Chet Cannon (@Chet_Cannon) August 24, 2017

Well, it turns out he was a black guy.

CNN follows its stylebook here, which demands that all white perps be identified as such, and that nonwhite perps not be described in any detail.

Remember, the media stopped reporting on crime almost altogether -- and carefully omitting racial attributes of minority perps where it was forced to report on it -- when minority activists objected, arguing -- plausibly -- that showing daily a parade of minority criminals would influence the public that minorities are criminals.

That's plausible. I'm not sure I can agree that the trade-off -- embargoing news -- is worth it, but the rational is plausible.

In which case I have to ask:

Why does the media make sure that all white perps involved in crimes, especially racial or political ones, are relentlessly reported on and their whiteness made central to the story?

Does the media not think the same rule applies, that is, constantly featuring criminals of a certain race will poison public opinion against that race?

Or do they merely approve of poisoning public opinion against the One True Evil Race?

Posted by: Ace at 07:55 PM

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1 It was a black dude with an employment beef. You may return to your fever swamps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:57 PM (Mouru)

2 White perps always have 3 names too....

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 07:58 PM (Enq6K)

3 Let's not be too hasty. Are we sure he wasn't a "white African-American"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:58 PM (Mouru)

4
So he was a Black White man?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:58 PM (mQ2Jz)

5
Or do they merely approve of poisoning public opinion against the One True Evil Race?

Posted by: Ace at 07:55 PM

Do you really have to ask?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 07:59 PM (IqV8l)

6 Alice, if America is so horrible, I commend you to Venezuela.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:59 PM (Mouru)

7 Well was he the real king or not?

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2017 07:59 PM (B9t7n)

8 3 Let's not be too hasty. Are we sure he wasn't a "white African-American"?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:58 PM (Mouru)

An Afrikaaner immigrant?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:00 PM (0mRoj)

9 The next one will be Caucasian.

Maybe.

Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:00 PM (y1JfG)

10 No, you are not the king. This is my town, bitch.

Posted by: charles ii at August 24, 2017 08:00 PM (6FqZa)

11 Where are the Tim McVeighs of today?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)

12 There is no black-on-black crime, or black crime in general. The only crime the media will cover wall-to-wall is white-on-anyone crime.

Posted by: jayhawkone at August 24, 2017 08:01 PM (ZD+J8)

13 The nation needs a national discussion about black guys who think they are kings shooting people.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 08:01 PM (/tuJf)

14 8 3 Let's not be too hasty. Are we sure he wasn't a "white African-American"?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:58 PM (Mouru)

An Afrikaaner immigrant?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:00 PM (0mRoj)

I used to work with a girl like that.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 08:01 PM (ANIFC)

15

Nothing to see here, move along or we'll shoot you...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 24, 2017 08:01 PM (t3kPl)

16 Because it is always the white man's fault.

Yes, they think this rule applies, and that is why only white perps are described by race. Can't have anyone thinking that black men possibly commit crimes. There might be backlash!

Yes, not only to they approve, but they also hope for, assist, and plan for the poisoning of public opinion against the evil race.

Oddly, they are mostly white reporters who do this.

Their self loathing knows no bounds.

Posted by: squeakywheel at August 24, 2017 08:01 PM (3wMlR)

17 If Black Lives Matter, where is the outrage about what is going on in Chicago?

Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:02 PM (y1JfG)

18 White Girl Bleed A Lot
Don't Make the Black Kids Angry

Colin Ferguson - check him out.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 08:02 PM (fA1SL)

19 What the heck?

The Red Guard is spinning out of control... so they will be in the Gulags or dead. Or both since not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:02 PM (8AiWV)

20 "Why does the media make sure that all white perps involved in crimes,
especially racial or political ones, are relentlessly reported on and
their whiteness made central to the story?"

Well except for James Hodgkinson who shot Steve Scalise.

Posted by: X-ray at August 24, 2017 08:02 PM (lLkDi)

21 He identified as a king, and we should celebrate his courage for doing so.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 08:02 PM (ANIFC)

22 That damn bitch Reality keeps crashing their little narrative.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 08:03 PM (Mouru)

23 Why does the media make sure that all white perps involved in crimes, especially racial or political ones, are relentlessly reported on and their whiteness made central to the story?

Indeed. And similarly, why does the media insist on condemning the whole for the act of the one, when they state and rant that doing so will cause backlash, discrimination, and bias?

Its pretty clear that they do so with the full knowledge and intent of this taking place. Its their entire Muslim/Black/Minority perpetrator argument.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 08:03 PM (39g3+)

24

Was he straight, and shot a tranny or flamer? We can still work with this...

Posted by: DNC Media Spinner at August 24, 2017 08:03 PM (t3kPl)

25 I used to work with a girl like that.
Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 08:01 PM (ANIFC)

I've met a few people from South Africa, including one who was here on a work visa. Her INS caseworker made her personal mission to make life as difficult as possible.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:03 PM (0mRoj)

26 That's been the case for local news reports for decades.

"Witnesses said the suspect was 6 feet tall and wearing a blue sweatshirt."

With no other identifying characteristics.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

27 For his next frag grenade that he tosses into the pants of the cretinous Beltway media and its dim consumers nation-wide, I hope der Trumpenfuhrer says something like:

"yeah well look at Chicago, the mayor there talks tough about being lawless - now why you'd want to brag about there being no rule of law in your city I don't understand, but a Democrat thing, I guess - but hey check out how things are working out, in Chicago, go to heyjackass.com, check it out - sad!"

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 08:03 PM (nIGPZ)

28 One of the clowns in the tweet is so deranged that he thinks "race not mentioned" = "white guy".
SMH. Un. Real.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 24, 2017 08:04 PM (1ArOc)

29 Drama in the morning, Drama in the Evening, Drama in the Summertime.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:04 PM (y1JfG)

30 Old, busted narrative: He was a white man.
New, hot narrative: White man made him crazy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 24, 2017 08:04 PM (FUu/Z)

31 Well, it turns out he was a black guy.

Weep for the children.

Posted by: The Horta at August 24, 2017 08:04 PM (LTHVh)

32

He was a Black Muslim and shot in self defense against a White Slave-master!

Posted by: DNC Media Spinner at August 24, 2017 08:04 PM (t3kPl)

33 One of the clowns in the tweet is so deranged that he thinks "race not mentioned" = "white guy".
SMH. Un. Real.

Quick. Turn on the TV and see if Spock has a beard!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 08:05 PM (Mouru)

34 BRB - Checking in on Daily Kooks for the lefty narrative..

Oh wait! Not even covered!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 24, 2017 08:05 PM (i2KAN)

35 About 40% of the prison population are non Hispanic blacks. Another 20% are hispanics.

But when a crime is committed it always the "white guy" who gets thrown under the bus.

What kind of people do that- report based on their twisted hopes, not facts?

Reason #5,012 why the media must be destroyed with fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 08:05 PM (A7DN1)

36 Hey, Ace, hope you are feeling better today.

Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:05 PM (y1JfG)

37 Does the media not think the same rule applies, that is, constantly featuring criminals of a certain race will poison public opinion against that race?

They hope and hope and try and try ... but people know better. Even those who want to believe still know better.

Ask Jesse Jackson about hearing footsteps ...

It's sort of like when people try to get white people mad by calling them "cracker" or "whitey" or "honkie" or whatever. Whites don't really care, and that pisses the would-be offenders off to no end. So they tell whites that orientals have higher IQs ... but, again, whites don't care and have no problem admitting to it when they see the evidence.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2017 08:05 PM (rZ+mb)

38 Founding Fathers would ABSOLUTELY fight over this shit ...

... when the definition of the crime is dependant upon the skin of the perp and victim.

It's racism at it's finest. MLK marched about that shit. Legislation breaking down the notion of State's Rights was passed to, as sold to the public, stop shit like determining who could go to school or eat at the lunch counter because of their skin.

It wasn't that long ago that Blacks didn't have a place in Court or the Bus because of their color. My, My ... how times have changed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 08:05 PM (fiGNd)

39 18 White Girl Bleed A Lot
Don't Make the Black Kids Angry

Colin Ferguson - check him out.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 08:02 PM (fA1SL)

Colin Flaherty. Colin Ferguson perpetrated the Long Island train massacre.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:06 PM (0mRoj)

40 We need a national discussion as to why the news media is so determined to attack and harm white people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 08:06 PM (39g3+)

41 Taking bets on the "Born2Rezist" assmunch being someone who was previously banned from twitter who came back with a new username because OMG RESISTANCE, SERIOUS YOU GUYS

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 24, 2017 08:06 PM (1ArOc)

42 And this is why I am rooting for the Vogons to build that hyper-space bypass.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:06 PM (8AiWV)

43 Trump (in my dreams):

"so have you looked at the carnage in Chicago? It's a war zone. I don't get it. Are there Confederate statues there? How about Columbus, or Father Serra? Any neo-Nazi rallies lately? If none of those are a factor, what's going on? "

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 08:06 PM (nIGPZ)

44 CNN follows its stylebook here, which demands that all white perps be identified as such, and that nonwhite perps not be described in any detail.

"At the press conference, Charlotte's police chief said, "The alleged perpetrator was described as a carbon-based life form."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 08:07 PM (bIwZ6)

45 "Assmunch"?

Hey, I got feelings, man.

Posted by: Born2Rezist at August 24, 2017 08:07 PM (Mouru)

46 relentlessly reported on and their whiteness made central to the story?

Because Daddy was white.

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2017 08:07 PM (pszv/)

47

Oh wait he was a gentle giant Black Gay who made a harmless pass at some white cis hater - by putting his hand down the guys pants while tonguing his ear - and the white hater accidentally shot himself while trying to murder said harmless gay giant guy!

Posted by: DNC Media Spinner at August 24, 2017 08:08 PM (t3kPl)

48 It's sad because this young man was getting his life back together. I know how important working at a restaurant is, but sometimes you just have to say, "hold the pickle."

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2017 08:08 PM (eLttb)

49 Not only does Spock have a beard, but he's also driving a white Ford Bronco at less than the legal speed limit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:08 PM (8AiWV)

50 Ace got the AID?

Posted by: Winston at August 24, 2017 08:08 PM (mgpkf)

51 Grammie passed out?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 08:08 PM (RrhD2)

52 Black man shoots black man= not newsworthy.

Black man shoots white man= not newsworthy.

Light colored black man who could possibly be part white shoots black man= newsworthy

White man shoots black man= NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!!!!

/did you not get a copy of our playbook?

Posted by: The MSM at August 24, 2017 08:08 PM (aT+Bx)

53 >>>Colin Flaherty. Colin Ferguson perpetrated the Long Island train massacre.

No that was Craig Feguson.
Scottish bastard.

Posted by: wooga at August 24, 2017 08:09 PM (5cCDd)

54 Backwards Boy, so the police chief wants all the carbon based units to be patterned?

Oh V'GER...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:09 PM (8AiWV)

55 I knew a white-african-american in college. Well, somewhat American (here on student visa studying law) and somewhat African (one parent German, one Afrikaaner). He used to joke that he was the perfect Hollywood villain, the combination of everything evil.

IIRC he said he had an uncle who was off in the wilds, completely native with multiple wives.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 24, 2017 08:09 PM (1ArOc)

56 Damn. I'm still going with the Nazi honkey angle.

Posted by: Darius Sucktwidder at August 24, 2017 08:09 PM (Tyii7)

57 Of course they believe that trade off is real- that's why they do it Ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 24, 2017 08:09 PM (K2SnJ)

58

It's like you are dealing with drug addicts who don't want to quit.

Your intervention is going to fail.

Posted by: Simplemind at August 24, 2017 08:09 PM (ZuGkg)

59 He just had a nice tan.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (HgMAr)

60 11 Where are the Tim McVeighs of today?

Rioting with AntiFada.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (pY+s4)

61 Why did that one twit try to tie it to the #ProLife crowd? What does that have to do with anything? Am I missing something?

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (Zd2ZF)

62 Remember the contemporaneous murder sprees by Dylann Roof and Vester Flanagan? And how the media handled each?

Roof, the self-declared "last Rhodesian", a white guy who killed black people, had every last detail of his life down to his dental fillings and his second-grade report cards dredged up and displayed to the public.

Flanagan, a black gay man who killed white people, evaporated from view within 36 hours' time and hasn't been mentioned since. Despite his having sent a 22-page single-spaced ranting murder manifesto to the press, the sort of thing they usually just adore delving into.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (ujwCG)

63 BREAKING #FAKENEWS: Wolf Blitzer declares Charleston a copycat of Charlottesville ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (ZcAbN)

64
A black white nationalist. That'll be it, just watch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (pNxlR)

65 I am the King of Food Pairings!! Who says you can't eat eggs, spinach, and sweet potatoes? Not me!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (RrhD2)

66 >>>That's plausible. I'm not sure I can agree that the trade-off -- embargoing news -- is worth it, but the rational is plausible.

Strongly disagree. You can't justify a wrong action by what you *think* the consequences might be. That would enable you to rationalize anything (one man in a life raft killing and eating the other, because he can cure cancer, etc.). And it's wrong for a news outlet to withhold information just because of its speculations on the public's possible reaction.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (/qEW2)

67 I don't have a pot to piss in and tell me its raining.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (3E3o3)

68 Alice Radley really hoped the shooter was white as did NaeNae_No Bull - As a white woman she hoped the shooter was white. Killing people to help the narrative

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (auHtY)

69 63 BREAKING #FAKENEWS: Wolf Blitzer declares Charleston a copycat of Charlottesville ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (ZcAbN)

More likely Wolf thinks they're the same city.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (ANIFC)

70 11 Where are the Tim McVeighs of today?

Rioting with AntiFada.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (pY+s4)

Lon Horiuchi is unavailable for comment. As always.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (fiGNd)

71 A black white nationalist. That'll be it, just watch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (pNxlR)

Part of the notorious Ben Carson Gang, prob'ly

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (Mouru)

72 pro tip: reporting their #racism is #racist...

that is all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2017 08:12 PM (n0ufP)

73 Aspiring rapper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2017 08:12 PM (89T5c)

74 Why does the media make sure that all white perps involved in crimes, especially racial or political ones, are relentlessly reported on and their whiteness made central to the story?

Reparations, man.

Posted by: MFM and Hollywood at August 24, 2017 08:12 PM (rZ+mb)

75 Why did that one twit try to tie it to the #ProLife crowd? What does that have to do with anything?

If white won't work, the Christian Fanatic card is the next one down.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 24, 2017 08:12 PM (6FqZa)

76 Tucker's getting LARGER.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:12 PM (2wRtc)

77 61 Why did that one twit try to tie it to the #ProLife crowd? What does that have to do with anything? Am I missing something?

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (Zd2ZF)

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#ProLife = #Conservative = #WhiteSupremicist = #Nazi

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 08:12 PM (ZcAbN)

78 I'm waiting to see how ever Democrat and their supporters implying or outright stating ever white person who voted for Trump is a racist or Nazi works out electorally. Because I'm pretty sure it didn't work out too well last time.

Something about alienating voters you need to win comes to mind.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (A7DN1)

79 torque, and of course an Obama supporter - like the LAPD guy finally offed up at Lake Arrowhead. His, um, "personal motivations" seemed to vanish like a campaign promise from the RNC once those were unearthed.

It's a mystery, I tellz ya.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (fZlu3)

80 We must understand their rage.

Posted by: SJW Soccer Mom at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

81 It was a black dude with an employment beef.
---
this HAS to be #FakeNews...

yes, i denounce myself.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (n0ufP)

82 The Nazis were known for their stern opposition to abortion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (Mouru)

83 Hitler: white.
Stalin: white.
Mussolini: white.
The Joker: white.
Hitler: white.
Attila the Hun: probably white.
Pol Pot: not black.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (zkGZ8)

84 The shooter is a white African-American...

*watches Shawn 'Talcum X' King get nervous*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (8AiWV)

85 -Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (ujwCG)

To torquewrench's point, I have never even heard of Vester Flanagan.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (Ckg4U)

86 73 Aspiring rapper.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2017 08:12 PM (89T5c)

More like an aspirated rapper now

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)

87 "We're still working on who the real shooter is, our profile definitely says its not that guy we keep pulling over because he fits all descriptions and behavior."
--Sherriff Moose

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)

88 I would not even insult my audience by discussing a story such as this.

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (HgMAr)

89 More likely Wolf thinks they're the same city.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 08:11 PM (ANIFC)

==========

Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 08:14 PM (ZcAbN)

90 For the record, Idi Amin was not a white man.

Posted by: Uganda Update at August 24, 2017 08:14 PM (3E3o3)

91 Took all of 5 seconds for leftists to decide #Charleston shooter was white conservative

But wait...

A) Shooter is black

He's high yellow, idiot.

Posted by: Black Lives Matter at August 24, 2017 08:14 PM (rZ+mb)

92

He was a Black Nazi, driven insane by being gang raped by rabid KKK gangs in prison!

Posted by: DNC Media Spinner at August 24, 2017 08:14 PM (t3kPl)

93 Killing people to help the narrative

Let's look at that through a different lens. "I hope it was a white person killing black people, because black people aren't really people so much as a symbol, and it being a white person will allow me to engage in grief and remorse theater. If it's a black guy killing white people, that would be scary."

They will interpret our words with no generosity, so fuck 'em.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 24, 2017 08:14 PM (1ArOc)

94 It's sort of like when people try to get white people mad by calling them "cracker" or "whitey" or "honkie" or whatever. Whites don't really care, and that pisses the would-be offenders off to no end. So they tell whites that orientals have higher IQs ... but, again, whites don't care and have no problem admitting to it when they see the evidence.

I once worked with a black dude in Birmingham named "Killer." One day he was pushing a large wheeled pallet in the same aisle I was in (this was a bid dry goods warehouse), came up behind me and went, "Honkey, honkey" like a horn.

We both laughed our asses off and I still think that was one of the funniest racist jokes I've ever heard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 08:14 PM (bIwZ6)

95 To torquewrench's point, I have never even heard of Vester Flanagan.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (Ckg4U)

FYI, it's not the guy who could turn on a light bulb by putting it in his mouth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 08:14 PM (Mouru)

96 If white won't work, the Christian Fanatic card is the next one down.

The push on that is getting louder. If Nazi won't work, or even if it does, Christian will be next. Those SS belt buckles proved Nazis were Christian!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (39g3+)

97 His, um, "personal motivations" seemed to vanish like a campaign promise from the RNC once those were unearthed.

---
i have a copy of his "manifesto" saved, if anyone wants it.z

e-mail in nick

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (n0ufP)

98 They keep hoping a real conservative does some terrible deed but until then all they have is trying to pin a car assault from a Tiki-Nazi

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (pPKG5)

99 You know ... I hate to do this ... but I have to apologize to the board ...

... according to my amateur understanding of geography - this even occurred more than ten miles away from me.

Please ignore my statements. I have no standing. Thank you.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (fiGNd)

100 You can shit in one hand and come up smelling like a rose.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (3E3o3)

101
Shooter is black
==

He identified as white when he was pulling the trigger.
Then he unidentified.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (2wRtc)

102 This just in, Wolf Blizter lost in Jeopardy again. This time to Tanishi Coates and Mika Brezenski.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (8AiWV)

103 No lie, Mom and I are watching Larry's Country Diner on RFD-TV and it's more informative and interesting than anything on CNN.

Posted by: T at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (Vgw1E)

104 OT:

Journal of American Medicine is suggesting that we put Lithium in drinking water. It will "decrease dementia."

BTW... I called this a few years ago.

But not for dementia. For "mentally disturbed liberals."

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-41024697

Posted by: The MSM at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (aT+Bx)

105 After reading this, don't be the one that says, "damn, I should have bought more ammo ".

Don't be THAT one.

Posted by: Left Coast dawg at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (zKt0L)

106
I just realized something.

Back in the 60's/70's, when Leftists were spitting on soldiers at airports, the Fake News back then were still calling them "peace protesters."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (mQ2Jz)

107 77 61 Why did that one twit try to tie it to the #ProLife crowd? What does that have to do with anything? Am I missing something?

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 24, 2017 08:10 PM (Zd2ZF)

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#ProLife = #Conservative = #WhiteSupremicist = #Nazi
Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 08:12 PM (ZcAbN)

They've been at prolifers like that for a long time, calling them fascist, comparing them to the KKK, and so on.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (0mRoj)

108 test

Posted by: gNewt at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (8N2JI)

109 MSM sock off

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (aT+Bx)

110 Narratives die with black perps.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (XHvvI)

111 >> FYI, it's not the guy who could turn on a light bulb
>> by putting it in his mouth.

Believe me, that's not the only place Uncle Fester liked to light 'em up.

Hell, if I had a nickel for every time poor Thing had to fetch on out......

Posted by: Gomez Addams at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (8O3HH)

112 This constant genocidal hatred towards cis white males is unhealthy.

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (XFue2)

113 Have they pulled out the "light skinned black man" line yet?

You know like somehow that's a totally different racial group closer to white in human taxonomy.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 08:17 PM (A7DN1)

114 "FYI, it's not the guy who could turn on a light bulb by putting it in his mouth"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 08:14 PM (Mouru)

I know. He was my Uncle.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 08:17 PM (Ckg4U)

115 "seemed to vanish like a campaign promise from the RNC"

::: scribbles :::

This is the second time in two days that I'm frantically taking notes to shamelessly abscond with and pass off as my own coinage, er, um, that is, I mean, to credit generously in future, an aside from rhomboid.

The first instance being the concept of the modern SCOTUS as the "Supreme Inter-Agency Committee".

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2017 08:17 PM (ujwCG)

116
As the ACLU found out, little white girls holding flags are a symbol of white supremacy.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at August 24, 2017 08:17 PM (8O3HH)

117 "Next Category on Celebrity Jeopardy... What Primary Color is This?"

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 08:18 PM (aT+Bx)

118 39. Only a Nazi would know that!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 08:18 PM (fA1SL)

119 Actually, Cicero, they were - presumably only among Aryans, where the of course sought lots of kinder to expand the master race.

Danggit, just last night I read (to my surprise) of a Nazi committee to stamp out *something* and abortion - it was so-titled. Can't remember the exact name. Anyway, two "social evils" - but the abortion part was entirely strategic, not moral, in nature - more bodies for the Reich. They even gave out medals for multiple-motherhood.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 08:18 PM (fZlu3)

120 118 39. Only a Nazi would know that!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 08:18 PM (fA1SL)

Dammit, I've given it away!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (0mRoj)

121 After transgender I suspect the Lefts next delusion will be transracial.

You know. Not identifying with the race on your birth certificate or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (A7DN1)

122 Per the flowchart, the media/left (BIRM) can still use this to push gun control.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (3JQ/p)

123 Yeah, I kept reading this story on my local NBC TV station web-site (in upstate SC) wondering why they weren't releasing the name and/or description (including the race) of the perp after he was already in custody and at the hospital...then it dawned on me that the fact that those details weren't forthcoming, told me everything I needed to know.

Posted by: rc at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (aUCH1)

124 Sources Say Investigation Continues To Find If Charleston Shooter Was Triggered By White Supremacy, Confederate Statues, Trump Racism

Posted by: This...is CNN at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (O5Q3r)

125 Journal of American Medicine is suggesting that we put Lithium in drinking water. It will "decrease dementia."

My re-interpretation of that would be "it'll make it so much easier to get them into the camps".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (Tyii7)

126 He was probably a White Supremacist that needed punch, whatever his color was.

Posted by: Antifa, always with the punching at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (3E3o3)

127 I just realized something.

Back in the 60's/70's, when Leftists were spitting on soldiers at airports, the Fake News back then were still calling them "peace protesters."

Posted by: Soothsayer

----

And, of course, Hanoi Jane was "anti-war," not pro-communist.

Posted by: RKae at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (NkDr6)

128 >>>Hell, if I had a nickel for every time poor Thing had to fetch on out......

Million to one shot, Thing!! Million to one!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (RrhD2)

129 You can shit in one hand and come up smelling like a rose.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (3E3o3)
........

Not if you wipe with the other.

Posted by: wth - vacationing in Venezuela at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (HgMAr)

130 Journal of American Medicine is suggesting that we put Lithium in drinking water.

That is worthy of a few arrests.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (rZ+mb)

131 Tucker hitting the ESPN stupidity.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (2wRtc)

132 Kira is in the room with me drinking water. She was under the bed when I got home from work. Poor sweetie. She can still walk a little bit and drink water, but that's about it.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

133 Yeah, I know the Nazis really were against abortion of certified Master Race babies. It was illegal.

For Poles, Joos and Russians they were a lot more open-minded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (Mouru)

134

He was insane from Toxoplasmosis because his mother was raped by a white cat owner!

Posted by: DNC Media Spinner at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (t3kPl)

135 102 This just in, Wolf Blizter lost in Jeopardy again. This time to Tanishi Coates and Mika Brezenski.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:15 PM (8AiWV)

================

But you know I would have beaten Sally Kohn and Chelsea Clinton!!!

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (ZcAbN)

136 After reading this, don't be the one that says, "damn, I should have bought more ammo "

Admit it, you sell ammo online.

After transgender I suspect the Lefts next delusion will be transracial.

Transtemporal. Self identifying as an 11 year old. Not pedophiles you see, that little boy is in their age group.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (39g3+)

137 Think of how bad this could have been had we not pulled Robert Lee from that broadcast.

You should be thanking us.

Posted by: ESPN at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (aL6+d)

138 Aspiring rapper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2017 08:12 PM (89T5c)

More like an aspirated rapper now
Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)
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exsanguinated rapper if we *really* accurate.

no great loss, no matter how you slice it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2017 08:21 PM (n0ufP)

139 Rhomboid, Bing up 'Leibensborn' or a spelling there of. Italian Fascists also gave awards to being fecund.

Though the German female youth camps were basicaly breeding grounds for the Aryan Ideal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:21 PM (8AiWV)

140 And abortion under the Nazis was restricted for "desirable" types (Aryan mothers with no hereditary disease in the line) and, surprise surprise, encouraged or even forced on "undesirables".

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 08:21 PM (fZlu3)

141 9 The next one will be Caucasian.

Maybe.
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:00 PM (y1JfG)

Chechen? Dagesh? Ingush?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 08:21 PM (hcyUh)

142 You can bend a swastika into a crucifix, you know!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 08:21 PM (IqV8l)

143 BTW, they still haven't identified anything about the guy:

http://tinyurl.com/y7ejs272

Posted by: rc at August 24, 2017 08:22 PM (aUCH1)

144 I'm so screwed.

Posted by: James "Jim" Crow at August 24, 2017 08:22 PM (2wRtc)

145 I'll be on the ONT.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)

146 They'd probably try to make him a "black conservative" but they're hellbent on never admitting that there is such a thing.

Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2017 08:22 PM (s5o+q)

147 Journal of American Medicine is suggesting that we put Lithium in drinking water. It will "decrease dementia."

It was the Pax!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 08:23 PM (LTHVh)

148 130 Journal of American Medicine is suggesting that we put Lithium in drinking water.

That is worthy of a few arrests.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (rZ+mb)

Hell, the bastards would probably just add the cost to the utility bill, plus tax and administration fee.

For your own good, of course, comrade.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 08:23 PM (hcyUh)

149 I'll be on the ONT.

*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru)

150
Tucker hitting the ESPN stupidity.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM

The Asian Americans for Justice guy seems sympathetic with ESPN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 08:23 PM (IqV8l)

151 Warai, I'm hoping for Kabardino-Balkarian.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 08:23 PM (fZlu3)

152 Lithium?

And Frank Burns was worried about Fluoride in the water.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:24 PM (8AiWV)

153
But you know I would have beaten Sally Kohn and Chelsea Clinton!!!

Low bar, Wolf. Really low bar.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 08:24 PM (pNxlR)

154 Backwards Boy, so the police chief wants all the carbon based units to be patterned?

Oh V'GER...

Evidently so, AP. Also, Persis Khambhatta was a major babe, even bald.

It sure is funny how much truth is contained in SciFi. It's almost as if The Big Guy Himself launches His trial balloons there just to see how well they're received.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 08:24 PM (bIwZ6)

155 Yeah Wolf, that bar is so low you can't even limbo...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:24 PM (8AiWV)

156 Now that we know the perp isn't the desired race, I expect this story to evaporate from all news headlines immediately.

Posted by: rc at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (aUCH1)

157 >> Kira is in the room with me drinking water

I've been through the same thing. I had a cat who made it to 21 years (and in cat years, that's pretty old). She was the most beloved cat I ever knew.

And now I'm thinking about her, and all her personality quirks, and getting something in my damn eyes........

I'm just a big ol' puthy.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (8O3HH)

158 Lithium for the Beltway and NYC might have merit. Also SF, Berkeley and Palo Alto.

Of course Morons would receive exemptions and special instructions.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (fZlu3)

159 104 OT:

Journal of American Medicine is suggesting that we put Lithium in drinking water. It will "decrease dementia."

BTW... I called this a few years ago.

But not for dementia. For "mentally disturbed liberals."

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-41024697

Posted by: The MSM at August 24, 2017 08:16 PM (aT+Bx)

==================

I had a plot idea for a novel about a decade ago: things were getting really bad and we were losing to The State controlled by The Left, and a John Galt-like hero/genius develops a genetically engineered virus he puts in the nation's water supply which somehow (this would require some cleverness I couldn't determine) identifies and attacks only Lefties who consume it, resulting in them [fill-in-the-blank].

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (ZcAbN)

160 At least this shit got me out of the news.

Posted by: Lobelt E. Ree, Asian-Confederate totally not related to at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (5Yee7)

161
I am really fucking sick and tired of being told by these skeezy PC homunculi that "we" , meaning me and mine , must "find a way" to "come together".

Fuck them. And fuck you too, cheesedick.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (2wRtc)

162 151 Warai, I'm hoping for Kabardino-Balkarian.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 08:23 PM (fZlu3)

Sounds like the name of an overpaid ballet instructor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (hcyUh)

163 Watching a little of the Tucker segment. He keeps saying that Robert Lee was punished. I don't think he was punished. Just moved to another game. The reason was retarded and ESPN is beyond retarded but it wasn't a punishment. Robert Lee is covering the Pitt/YSU game. That is, Literally, the 'moral' equivalent of covering the UVA/William&Mary game. Same talent level.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (pY+s4)

164 To avoid future confusion, remember: If the news media doesn't report a killer is white, he is either black or a Muslim. You'll never have to play the guessing game again.

Posted by: Outside Adjitator at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (pXthv)

165 If Black Lives Matter, where is the outrage about what is going on in Chicago?
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:02 PM (y1JfG)

I brought this up with a black co-worker about an hour ago. Much to my surprise, he completely agreed and said personal responsibility must come first. I about fell over.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (vimGx)

166 Or do they merely approve of poisoning public opinion against the One True Evil Race?

****

But not all whitez did whatever it is the media wants to smear us with, huhhhhh?

in this case, sorry ace, the not ALL whitez did it argument makes you worse than Hitler.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (DQdye)

167 147 Journal of American Medicine is suggesting that we put Lithium in drinking water. It will "decrease dementia."

It was the Pax!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 08:23 PM (LTHVh)

They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)

168
She can still walk a little bit and drink water, but that's about it.

I'm sure you're making her as comfortable as possible. Poor dear.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 08:26 PM (mQ2Jz)

169
Lithium? Lithium!!!

That's it, I'm launching. Mandrake! Get your ass in here! ............

Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Ripper at August 24, 2017 08:26 PM (8O3HH)

170 Just remember kits, in the bad old days of the USSR and Pravda; average Muscovites would parse the news to figure out what was really going on by what the media omitted.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:27 PM (8AiWV)

171 At least this sh!t got me out of the news.

Posted by: Lobelt E. Ree, Asian-Confederate sports-announcer at August 24, 2017 08:27 PM (5Yee7)

172 161
I am really fucking sick and tired of being told by these skeezy PC homunculi that "we" , meaning me and mine , must "find a way" to "come together".

Fuck them. And fuck you too, cheesedick.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (2wRtc)

!!!!

If we're such evil, racist, bigoted monsters, then why the hell do they WANT to "come together" with us?

Oh? They just want to impose their will on a broader sphere of influence, like the barbarians they are?

Yeah, I'm with you Mortimer.

Eff. Off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 08:27 PM (hcyUh)

173 Wolf, Chelsea, and Sally? Trebek would blow his brains out before the first commercial break.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2017 08:27 PM (89T5c)

174
Sock fail again, with Gomez about the cats. I just can't be trusted with socks lately.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 08:27 PM (8O3HH)

175 If Black Lives Matter, where is the outrage about what is going on in Chicago?
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:02 PM (y1JfG)

I brought this up with a black co-worker about an hour ago. Much to my surprise, he completely agreed and said personal responsibility must come first. I about fell over.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (vimGx)

Yeah, but he is still going to vote democrat.

Posted by: StrawMan at August 24, 2017 08:27 PM (AQODf)

176 The Asian Americans for Justice guy seems sympathetic with ESPN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
==

He's a paid squish.

Dude probably calls the home office when deciding to fold the toilet paper twice( fast and efficient) or in thirds (stronger, but wasteful).

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:27 PM (2wRtc)

177 121 After transgender I suspect the Lefts next delusion will be transracial.

You know. Not identifying with the race on your birth certificate or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 08:19 PM (A7DN1)

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That's old news -- I'm suspected it will be trans-speciesism ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 08:27 PM (ZcAbN)

178 Transtemporal. Self identifying as an 11 year old.

As a trans-29-year-old, I feel I'm entitled to weigh in here. Middle-aged men identifying as teenagers is just creepy. Looking at you, David Spade.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 24, 2017 08:28 PM (i2uPg)

179
They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skin into their
clothing. And if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
===

First comes the defiling of the flesh.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:28 PM (2wRtc)

180 158. Mix me a rain-water and grain alcohol and help yourself to whatever you'd like, Mandrake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 08:29 PM (fA1SL)

181 Trans-speciesism is already heating up on the fringes.

Fursonas.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:29 PM (8AiWV)

182 i'm sure one of his great-great grandparents was white

Posted by: Bob from NSA at August 24, 2017 08:29 PM (vChNs)

183 Wolf, Chelsea, and Sally? Trebek would blow his brains out before the first commercial break.
============

Now yer talkin'. I'd watch the shit out of that.

Posted by: Pam at August 24, 2017 08:29 PM (ZuGkg)

184 >>Watching a little of the Tucker segment. He keeps saying that Robert Lee was punished. I don't think he was punished

I disagree but let's play this out. What if there is another game deep in the heart of butthurt and no other possible assignment and Lee doesn't get the game because of his job?

The only reason he was removed from this particular assignment was because of his name, not something he did. This is insanity and anytime someone is prohibited from doing their assigned job because of race, color, religion or something as innocuous as his name, it is punishment.

If his name was Trayvon Martin you can bet your ass he would get his pick of assignments.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 08:30 PM (/tuJf)

185 To those that don't know yet.

Dr. Roy Spencer has already published a book in rebuttal to ALGORE'S BS. Its titled "An Inconvinient Deception". $4 on Amazon

Posted by: Ray Nye the nonscience guy at August 24, 2017 08:30 PM (XFyJ0)

186 Yeah, I'm with you Mortimer.

Eff. Off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko
===

Yoku deki mashta.

*fistu bumpu*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:30 PM (2wRtc)

187 182 i'm sure one of his great-great grandparents was white
Posted by: Bob from NSA at August 24, 2017 08:29 PM (vChNs)

And were slave owners.

Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:30 PM (y1JfG)

188 They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

---

so I get laid and lose weight?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 24, 2017 08:31 PM (vChNs)

189
What do you h8ers think our true purpose is?

Posted by: Ancestry.com at August 24, 2017 08:31 PM (8O3HH)

190 name not job

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

191 Victim was a chef. No details on him yet, however.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

192 Looks like the MSM and SJW's are wrong again.

Dumb is as dumb does.

What was it again George Wallace said....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 24, 2017 08:32 PM (5VlCp)

193 Charleston, SC?? I haven't heard a word down heah.

Welp, back to our usual programming.

Down with that statue! And that one! And that one!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:32 PM (PY9jH)

194 187 182 i'm sure one of his great-great grandparents was white
Posted by: Bob from NSA at August 24, 2017 08:29 PM (vChNs)

And were slave owners.
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:30 PM (y1JfG)

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anyone check his cheekbones?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 24, 2017 08:32 PM (vChNs)

195 132 Kira is in the room with me drinking water. She was under the bed when I got home from work. Poor sweetie. She can still walk a little bit and drink water, but that's about it.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

==========

Sorry to hear that, rickl. I remember you describing her malady(s) a while ago on The Pet Thread -- remind me again from what she suffers?

Both of our 14-year-old sibling cats are now hyperthyroid and one is showing signs of chronic kidney disease.

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 08:32 PM (ZcAbN)

196 And were slave owners.
Posted by: ALH

Possible it may be it was a lovable Italian scamp. The Paolo, say what you will of him, he is no bigot.

Posted by: Paolo at August 24, 2017 08:32 PM (6FqZa)

197 Dana Loesch makes me feel funny in my special places.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:32 PM (2wRtc)

198 188 They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

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so I get laid and lose weight?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 24, 2017 08:31 PM (vChNs)

I guess that's one way to look at it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)

199

He was coming right at him!

Posted by: DNC Media Spinner at August 24, 2017 08:33 PM (t3kPl)

200 191 Victim was a chef. No details on him yet, however.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

I think I'll stick to the plan of not hiring employees. Just going to be a One Man Band.

Can't wait.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 08:33 PM (fiGNd)

201 What do you h8ers think our true purpose is?

Getting shot in the nuts?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 24, 2017 08:34 PM (Tyii7)

202 157
I've been through the same thing. I had a cat who made it to 21 years (and in cat years, that's pretty old). She was the most beloved cat I ever knew.

And now I'm thinking about her, and all her personality quirks, and getting something in my damn eyes........
Posted by: Gomez Addams at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (8O3HH)

The weather will be nice this weekend, with cool temperatures.

I plan to dig her grave in the backyard.

It seems weird to do it when she's not dead yet. I've never been in this situation before, with a pet dying slowly and gradually. But the outcome is no longer in doubt. It's only a matter of time, and may only be a matter of days.

Kira is 17 1/2, and I've spent almost a third of my life with her. It's hard to believe.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

203 >>Dana Loesch makes me feel funny in my
>> special places.

That's just the beet juice.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 08:34 PM (8O3HH)

204 Why does the media make sure that all white perps involved in crimes,
especially racial or political ones, are relentlessly reported on and
their whiteness made central to the story?

You should recognize Colin Flaherty's line "Black people are relentless victims of relentless white racism all the time, everywhere, and that explains everything... Especially why cops are always picking on black people for no reason whatsoever."

and the other new maxim "Crime is the new Black Entitlement."

If you don't...

Read Flaherty's books, 'White Girl Bleed Alot' and 'Don't Make The Black Kids Angry' - both available at Amazon.

His YouTube channel (that hasn't been shut down by the SJWs) is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEbta5E_jqlZmEJsriTEtnw

Watch, learn, subscribe, comment.

Posted by: The New "Welcome to Baltimurder, Home of Freddie Gray" Statue at August 24, 2017 08:34 PM (McFoP)

205 yo

Posted by: Ralph at August 24, 2017 08:34 PM (gBOw8)

206 This and everything going on in the culture right now is all explained by the concept of "The Underdog". A guy wrote a book about it a few years back. Prescient. Title: "Underdogma" and I highly recommend it. You'll go, "Ahh, of course..."

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 24, 2017 08:34 PM (zpqa2)

207 184: JackStraw

I'm still going with that Lee was a victim of rampaging SJW stupidity. It wasn't punishment. Just mind blowingly stupid. Him calling the Pitt/YSU game instead of UVA/WMU isn't much of a fall off for him. Its basically the same game. Like I said, same talent level. I'm hopeful this wont' hurt his career because it isn't his fault.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 08:35 PM (pY+s4)

208 Why does the media make sure that all white perps involved in crimes,
especially racial or political ones, are relentlessly reported on and
their whiteness made central to the story?

Dog bites man, not newsworthy.

Man bites dog, newsworthy.

Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:35 PM (y1JfG)

209 Que sera, la vie.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 24, 2017 08:35 PM (3E3o3)

210 Now that's the spirit there BuzzSaw, look on the bright side of life!

https://youtu.be/WlBiLNN1NhQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2017 08:35 PM (8AiWV)

211 Local paper ran a listing of daily mug shots for years, THEN someone pointed out that 95% of the mugs where Black.

No more mug shots.

Posted by: Ralph at August 24, 2017 08:35 PM (gBOw8)

212 Dana Loesch makes me feel funny in my

>> special places.

That's just the beet juice.
===

Maybe. Or the guns.

Probably the guns.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:36 PM (2wRtc)

213 It seems weird to do it when she's not dead yet.
I've never been in this situation before, with a pet dying slowly and
gradually. But the outcome is no longer in doubt. It's only a matter
of time, and may only be a matter of days.

Kira is 17 1/2, and I've spent almost a third of my life with her. It's hard to believe.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

Been there, done that, with our poor Spanky. Our kitty, Sandy is 16 this month, on thyroid meds, but still somewhat kitten-like.

The worst thing about our animal "children" is that we out live them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:36 PM (PY9jH)

214 What do you h8ers think our true purpose is?

Posted by: Ancestry.com at August 24, 2017 08:31 PM
---

I know, I know!!

Your purpose is to take our DNA, run some tests and then submit it to the US government, who will then, using their collected data, find out which ones of us are higher IQ free thinkers that are descended from Europeans and have no minority blood in them. Those are the people that will be eliminated first; we'll be replaced by mouth breathing, violent, low IQ muslims who vote democrat.

Also, you'll test for specific genetic markers, and sell those results to our healthcare providers, who will then force us on the million dollar deductible plan.

/am I right?

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 08:37 PM (aT+Bx)

215 so I wonder if our liberal freinds will be all like, oh my so scary out there with whats happening when the victims/aggressor aren't in the proper "this scares me" categories.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 24, 2017 08:38 PM (DQdye)

216 132
Kira is in the room with me drinking water. She was under the bed when I
got home from work. Poor sweetie. She can still walk a little bit and
drink water, but that's about it.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

Awwwww rickl, I missed this story....I'm sorry. Poor kitteh.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Enq6K)

217 209 Que sera, la vie.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 24, 2017 08:35 PM (3E3o3)

Oh god, I just realized that Nancy Pelosi is Yogi Berra without the charm and wit. Not nearly as pretty, either.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 08:38 PM (hcyUh)

218 >>>I think I'll stick to the plan of not hiring employees. Just going to be a One Man Band.

You really don't hear about disgruntled employers shooting up the place.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 08:38 PM (RrhD2)

219
Local paper ran a listing of daily mug shots for years, THEN someone pointed out that 95% of the mugs where Black.

No more mug shots.

Posted by: Ralph at August 24, 2017 08:35 PM (gBOw

That happened here a while back. Some white SJW guy had a hissy fit because most of the mug shots in the paper were black. Surprisingly, our prog paper hasn't canceled the mug shots....yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:38 PM (PY9jH)

220 I am really fucking sick and tired of being told by these skeezy PC homunculi that "we" , meaning me and mine , must "find a way" to "come together".

Fuck them. And fuck you too, cheesedick.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (2wRtc)

THIS.

Tens and tens of millions of Americans are dead to me.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 08:39 PM (vimGx)

221 >>I'm hopeful this wont' hurt his career because it isn't his fault.

But that's the problem. He was moved for no other reason than his name. Can you imagine the outrage if a black guy was moved form a game because of his race? It is essentially the same thing.

Once it is acceptable to start removing people for reasons they have no control over, really stupid and idiotic things like a name, where does it stop? We shouldn't have to hope this doesn't hurt his career, it should be stopped asap.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 08:39 PM (/tuJf)

222 220 I am really fucking sick and tired of being told by these skeezy PC homunculi that "we" , meaning me and mine , must "find a way" to "come together".

Fuck them. And fuck you too, cheesedick.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:25 PM (2wRtc)

THIS.

Tens and tens of millions of Americans are dead to me.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 08:39 PM (vimGx)

They aren't Americans, they just live here.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)

223 Read Flaherty's books, 'White Girl Bleed Alot' and 'Don't Make The Black Kids Angry' - both available at Amazon.

***

these are hate facts, hater.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 24, 2017 08:40 PM (DQdye)

224 What do you h8ers think our true purpose is?
===

To target our bottom line, maximizing potentialities and adding value, while leveraging synergies to achieve global actionable customer intelligence?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:41 PM (2wRtc)

225 Yeah, but he is still going to vote democrat.
Posted by: StrawMan at August 24, 2017 08:27 PM (AQODf)

Yep.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 08:41 PM (vimGx)

226
Oh god, I just realized that Nancy Pelosi is Yogi Berra without the charm and wit. Not nearly as pretty, either.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 08:38 PM

She's dumber than the average Berra.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

227 >> /am I right?

Well, sorta. That's just the cover story we tell your Illuminati Overlords. In reality, we're Grey Aliens and we're looking for stock compatible with our own DNA to create Grey-human hybrids capable of surviving on this planet.

Once we have enough of those, we wipe all you humans out and colonize with our hybrids.

Posted by: Ancestry.com at August 24, 2017 08:41 PM (8O3HH)

228 Journal of American Medicine is suggesting that we put Lithium in drinking water.

"What is the matrix?

Control.

The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world, built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this (holds up a battery)"

This is becoming more true by the day.

#WASTF unless we can find a way out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 08:41 PM (bIwZ6)

229 Remember when Eric Holder (who in a just world would be in prison) told us we're "a nation of cowards when it comes to race."

Translated from prog speech: "Sit down whitey, while we lecture you until your ears bleed."

Whenever the left wants to "have a conversation about race," it's a one-way street. We must sit and listen politely while we're told how we and our offspring are the Worst People on Earth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:42 PM (PY9jH)

230 I miss Obama and all of the racial healing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at August 24, 2017 08:42 PM (n3DY5)

231 In reality, we're Grey Aliens

Can I count on your vote this November?

Posted by: Debbie Thatsamanbaby-Schultz at August 24, 2017 08:43 PM (Tyii7)

232 Local paper ran a listing of daily mug shots for years, THEN someone pointed out that 95% of the mugs where Black.
No more mug shots.
Posted by: Ralph at August 24, 2017 08:35 PM (gBOw

Yup.....just like the tv show "Bait Car".

All the perps were of a dark hue.....and mostly male.

It was like stealing came naturally.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 24, 2017 08:43 PM (5VlCp)

233 After Transgender, whats next? It's gotta be about tearing down the old traditions. Attacking the family in some manner. Something that stigmatizes traditional marriage, penalizes it in some form.

Posted by: Max Power at August 24, 2017 08:43 PM (q177U)

234 "Or do they merely approve of poisoning public opinion against the One True Evil Race?"

when the "knock out game" (blacks knocking out whites for sport) becomes an Olympic sport, we will know we are at "peak racism"

We are close, not quite to UN approval of crimes against all whites. Zimbabwe and South Africa are close, or Stasi Merkel's approval of replacing her German people with Muslims ... close.

We have always been at war with EastAsia ... if their name is Robert Lee, or some such. Tick Tock.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 08:43 PM (veVl1)

235 The other thing that I miss? All of our productive national conversations on race.

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at August 24, 2017 08:44 PM (n3DY5)

236 Kira is in the room with me drinking water. She was under the bed when I got home from work. Poor sweetie. She can still walk a little bit and drink water, but that's about it.
Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

Did your vet give you a diagnosis for Kira? Prayers up from me and teh kittehs.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 24, 2017 08:44 PM (3C9q2)

237 I don't live there, so I have recently been given permission to no longer give a sh*t that you keep killing each other and refuse to learn to read or care for yourselves.

Enjoy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 24, 2017 08:44 PM (rF9rk)

238 You know the reason the Left is doing this is because it's all they have.

No leadership, no ideas, and no money.

They are actually in terrible shape.

And the best part is that they did it to themselves.

Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:44 PM (y1JfG)

239 Well, sorta. That's just the cover story we tell your Illuminati
Overlords. In reality, we're Grey Aliens and we're looking for stock
compatible with our own DNA to create Grey-human hybrids capable of
surviving on this planet.

Once we have enough of those, we wipe all you humans out and colonize with our hybrids.

---

Yeah, that's why I don't participate in Ancestry.com.

My Precious Bodily Fluids are my own, and I'm only going to give them to the hospital, or my doctor, and then I might be cranky about it.

/not going to make it easy for the aliens to rape ME, I tell you what.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 08:45 PM (aT+Bx)

240 They don't even Like America or being Americans, why should I care about them liking me?

the Media however are another story, THEY are inciting violence between peoples. I have been wondering if they are inciting violence and chaos for soros , the progressives, Hillary, organzing for America (organinzing for what America) anyway.
they are complicite in so much why not this escalation so chaos covers their buds criminal activities?

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:45 PM (FKrah)

241 rickl, what does your vet say? Prayers for you and Kira.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)

242 They aren't Americans, they just live here.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)

Meh ... maybe it's me.

I just live here too. I identify "American" anymore about like I identify "Conservative".

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 08:45 PM (fiGNd)

243 (o and jas, you're a jerk)

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:45 PM (FKrah)

244 221 >>I'm hopeful this wont' hurt his career because it isn't his fault.

But that's the problem. He was moved for no other reason than his name. Can you imagine the outrage if a black guy was moved form a game because of his race? It is essentially the same thing.

Once it is acceptable to start removing people for reasons they have no control over, really stupid and idiotic things like a name, where does it stop? We shouldn't have to hope this doesn't hurt his career, it should be stopped asap.
Posted by: JackStraw

Oh I get unintended consequences. I just don't think it was an 'intentional' punishment. Hmm, maybe I'll call it an unintentional punishment. MSESPN didn't mean to punish there Asian Confederate broadcaster, probably wasn't what they ment to do, but did so anyway, unintentionally.

21st Century is full blown stupid. Idiotocracy would be an upgrade.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 08:45 PM (pY+s4)

245 I miss Obama and all of the racial healing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at August 24, 2017 08:42 PM (n3DY5)

*spittake* I love this place!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 24, 2017 08:45 PM (JO9+V)

246 To target our bottom line, maximizing potentialities and adding value, while leveraging synergies to achieve global actionable customer intelligence?

Bringing to the table our cross-platform integration, networking soon will bring seamless integration. Robust and scaleable, bleeding edge and next generation; best of breed will succeed in achieving globalization.
-Weird Al, Mission Statement

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 24, 2017 08:46 PM (1ArOc)

247 I have had far more success "coming together" with my apolitical or left-leaning friends by simply explaining why I am conservative. And because they're my friends, they listen. I think a few may have actually changed their thinking to some degree after seriously reading in to some shit that came up during happy hour conversations. I'm sure some of my thinking has been influenced by them as well.

So, so many people hate and recoil at the word "conservative" because they are literally raised from birth in an echo chamber in which that is a conditioned, Pavlovian reflex. I will gladly come together with those folks, when they open their eyes to the existence and validity of an opposing political stance. We don't even have to agree on the big issues, just on the barest concept of what America IS.

But the Skeezy PC Homunculi can continue fucking along now. They're not nearly far enough off yet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 08:46 PM (hcyUh)

248 They will lose this war. I didn't choose my race, but I will defend it.

Posted by: Yep at August 24, 2017 08:46 PM (qgJK7)

249 thathalfican, no way will that happen, everyone might Like eachother again!

don't know if you were around when I was a kid 70-80s but we didn't even think of this shit.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:46 PM (FKrah)

250 I wish folks would just ignore CNN. If someone says they heard something on CNN just pretend you didn't hear it.

Posted by: freaked at August 24, 2017 08:47 PM (BO/km)

251 242 They aren't Americans, they just live here.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)

Meh ... maybe it's me.

I just live here too. I identify "American" anymore about like I identify "Conservative".
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 08:45 PM (fiGNd)

I try to think of American as one holding to the values and ideals of America.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

252 >>Can I count on your vote this November?
Posted by: Debbie Thatsamanbaby-Schultz at August 24, 2017 08:43 PM (Tyii7)

We do apologize for this, humans. It was one of our early hybrid experiments gone wrong.

We had abducted Shep Smith, and were doing the standard anal probe (we don't really have to do this, we just get a kick out of it). He liked so much, even in his mind-controlled state, that he just erupted all over everything.

That DNA got mixed with some other samples, baboons-grey mix, we think, and somehow Debbie was the result.

Posted by: Grey Aliens at August 24, 2017 08:48 PM (8O3HH)

253 I don't know if ace is around (snort), but Tucker said tonight that De Commio is also considering taking down Grant's Tomb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:48 PM (PY9jH)

254

Shut up Haters! We're playing Quadrennial chess. Or Quadraphonic chess. Or something like that. Anyway, Shut Up!

Posted by: DNC Media Spinner at August 24, 2017 08:48 PM (t3kPl)

255 Jackstraw, , it doesn't stop.
so contrary to somes opinions if it is _over yonder_ it's not our business it is.
why not Rushmore, Why not get rid white babies hold flags?
why not ARLINGTON a symbol of da whirlds appresion?

it won't stop . unless we demand it does to our leadership or they lose their fkn jobs.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:49 PM (FKrah)

256 Who's in Grant's Tomb?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 08:49 PM (LTHVh)

257 we need to bust the media individually I think one by ones.
find dirt air it day after day.
every.one.of.them.

I know they are dirty, we just have to start finding it.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:50 PM (FKrah)

258 256 Who's in Grant's Tomb?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 08:49 PM (LTHVh)

Some slave-owning racist.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:50 PM (0mRoj)

259 256 Who's in Grant's Tomb?

Groucho Marx's mustache...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 24, 2017 08:50 PM (t3kPl)

260 Ginger's dead?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:50 PM (2wRtc)

261 Lee Grant press on nails

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 08:51 PM (IqV8l)

262 Who's in Grant's Tomb?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 08:49 PM (LTHVh

this is odd ( I know!) when I see that discussion it always reminds me of
Finnegan's wake
or finnegans wake.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:51 PM (FKrah)

263 don't know if you were around when I was a kid 70-80s but we didn't even think of this shit.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:46 PM (FKrah)

No, we didn't did we?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 24, 2017 08:52 PM (aMlLZ)

264 @242 wtf? America ain't geography g.

Posted by: rammajamma at August 24, 2017 08:52 PM (oAlzZ)

265 Oh, Mr. Grant!!!

Posted by: Mary Richards at August 24, 2017 08:52 PM (NkDr6)

266 Finnegan's woke?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 08:52 PM (IqV8l)

267 Well, sorta. That's just the cover story we tell your Illuminati Overlords. In reality, we're Grey Aliens and we're looking for stock compatible with our own DNA to create Grey-human hybrids capable of surviving on this planet.

Once we have enough of those, we wipe all you humans out and colonize with our hybrids.

Posted by: Ancestry.com at August 24, 2017 08:41 PM (8O3HH)

================

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Posted by: Fox Mulder at August 24, 2017 08:52 PM (ZcAbN)

268 Tucker said tonight that De Commio is also considering taking down Grant's Tomb.

To be followed by Sherman's statue in the Grand Army Plaza.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 24, 2017 08:53 PM (3C9q2)

269 Berserker no we didn't we were just buddies, kicking the cans and Barbie doll house playing

this sucks . I hate it

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:53 PM (FKrah)

270 >> Oh, Mr. Grant!!!

He's mine! Stay away!

Posted by: Sue Ann Nivens at August 24, 2017 08:54 PM (8O3HH)

271 Who's in Grant's Tomb?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 08:49 PM (LTHVh

Who are the survivors?

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at August 24, 2017 08:54 PM (lLkDi)

272 Shut up Haters! We're playing Quadrennial chess. Or Quadraphonic chess. Or something like that. Anyway, Shut Up!

Posted by: DNC Media Spinner at August 24, 2017 08:48 PM (t3kPl)

Try Quadrophenia chess and let reign o'er you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)

273 So, does that mean that we can demand that EVERY statue of MLK be taken down?

Detroit has a giant black first of Joe Louis. I think that needs to go.

How about anything related to Rosa Parks?

If they can erase white history, why can't we demand that black history be erased?

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 08:54 PM (aT+Bx)

274 I try to think of American as one holding to the values and ideals of America.
==

I like to think of American as Donald Trump dressed as Uncle Sam jumping a Kawasaki through a flaming hula hoop onto a stage where he rips his shirt off and sings lead for AC DC ... " For Those About To Rock We Salute You".

And I'm on the front row and hammered drunk.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:54 PM (2wRtc)

275 Tucker must also be a lurker here.

He said De Blasio will rename Columbus Circle Che Guevara Circle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:54 PM (PY9jH)

276 I don't know if ace is around (snort), but Tucker said tonight that De Commio is also considering taking down Grant's Tomb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:48 PM (PY9jH)

Tonight on Geraldo! We find out, finally, who is buried in Grant's Tomb. Don't touch that dial, this is Must See TV!

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at August 24, 2017 08:55 PM (JO9+V)

277 270 >> Oh, Mr. Grant!!!

He's mine! Stay away!
Posted by: Sue Ann Nivens at August 24, 2017 08:54 PM (8O3HH)

Hey, I am the star around here!

Posted by: Ted Baxter at August 24, 2017 08:55 PM (hcyUh)

278 I hate spunk!

Posted by: Lou Grant at August 24, 2017 08:55 PM (IqV8l)

279 Tucker said tonight that De Commio is also considering taking down Grant's Tomb.
To be followed by Sherman's statue in the Grand Army Plaza.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 24, 2017 08:53 PM (3C9q2)

Where are our activist conservative justices slapping De Commie with an injunction and telling him hands off of our history until the black robed Taliban decides their fate.

Oh.......nevermind.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 24, 2017 08:55 PM (5VlCp)

280 I try to think of American as one holding to the values and ideals of America.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

Then I guess I'm an Outlaw Josie Walesian.

Or a Gadsdennian. Maybe a Milton Friedmonite. Certainly a Mason and Henry fan.

But this shit going on now ? No thanks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 08:56 PM (fiGNd)

281 shibumi, they are stupid the point of history is to remember and learn

they are idiots .
look how fast kids forget , These kids playing anarchist haters don't even Know anything about what they are doing
how erased without reminders of good and evil?

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:56 PM (FKrah)

282 Who's in Grant's Tomb?

Cary.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 24, 2017 08:56 PM (3C9q2)

283 Speaking of Ted Baxter, anyone know what O'Reilly is up to?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:56 PM (PY9jH)

284 I don't know if ace is around
===

~~He's drinking.~~

~~He's hitting the bottle.~~

He's hydrating.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:56 PM (2wRtc)

285 Who's in Grant's Tomb?

No, Who's on first

Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2017 08:57 PM (y1JfG)

286 The authorities immediately declared it Not Terror, Not A Hate Crime. Ergo, not a whitey.

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at August 24, 2017 08:57 PM (kJ7po)

287 They're going to outlaw Josey Whales?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 08:57 PM (IqV8l)

288 253. That's just pants-wetting hysteria. Nobody in any position of authority or with any power to do anything about whatever delusional fears you might have in your fevered brain is even considering anything remotely like that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 08:58 PM (fA1SL)

289 in fact I think I've read they mention the constitution as one thing that is evil founders tradition ..

so ??
what's left for any American citizen of any flavor?
or religion, or no religion?

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:58 PM (FKrah)

290
Lee Grant. She was the murderess on an early Columbo.

He autobiography is entitled "I Said Yes to Everything".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 08:58 PM (8O3HH)

291 'Who's in Grant's Tomb? '

The Pope is in there taking a crap.

Posted by: freaked at August 24, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)

292 >>>Speaking of Ted Baxter, anyone know what O'Reilly is up to?

Sitting nude in a leather chair making dirty phone calls, stroking his gray-brindle chest pelt with the fingers of his left hand?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 08:58 PM (RrhD2)

293 Speaking of Ted Baxter, anyone know what O'Reilly is up to?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 08:56 PM (PY9jH)

What color panties are you wearing this evening?

Posted by: Totally Not William O'Reilly at August 24, 2017 08:58 PM (JO9+V)

294 He's hydrating.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:56 PM (2wRtc)

When we think of our crazy fish sex sliding seductively down his unsuspecting throat ...

... we'll be in our bunks.

Posted by: Horny Fish Everywhere at August 24, 2017 08:59 PM (fiGNd)

295 I hate spunk!
Posted by: Lou Grant

I love spunk.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 24, 2017 09:00 PM (8O3HH)

296 292. That's disturbingly specific and vivid.

You're a sick, sick dude - and I love you like a brother for it

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 09:00 PM (fA1SL)

297 I try to think of American as one holding to the values and ideals of America.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

==========

Agreed -- America is an idea (objectively the greatest and most radical in human history) more than a geographical location.

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 09:00 PM (ZcAbN)

298
Who's in Grant's Tomb?

Amy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 09:00 PM (pNxlR)

299
they are idiots .

look how fast kids forget , These kids playing anarchist haters don't even Know anything about what they are doing

how erased without reminders of good and evil?

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:56 PM
--

You're right, of course.

It's just... frustrating. Right now, Trump could really be doing positive things for America, and undoing the mess Obama made.

Yet the Political Elite- which includes the RINO-- will not let him do it. In fact, they are acting to STOP everything he has in mind. Once again, I lay this at the hands of the GOPe.

Even though that is what the people want.

/so, this is what it's like to be ruled by Mandarins.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 09:01 PM (aT+Bx)

300 This is a good comment section tonight.

(vigorous golf clap, if that's not a contradiction in terms)

Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2017 09:01 PM (s5o+q)

301 Josey and the Pussycats are dead?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 09:01 PM (2wRtc)

302 The Pope is in there taking a crap.
Posted by: freaked at August 24, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)

I think we just found a new front-runner for "universal punchline".

Consult the Consortium of Jokeologists!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 09:01 PM (hcyUh)

303 Grant's tomb?

Lou.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2017 09:02 PM (89T5c)

304 Who's in Grant's Tomb?

Amy

Hugh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 09:02 PM (bIwZ6)

305 they demand we hate eachother.. do they win or do we

what don't they divide?
by age
by finances
by color
by gender
by religion
by what we eat!
they cannot help themselves and they are being seduced to believe this is the ticket to a Better? country they envison?

how does that work?

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 09:03 PM (FKrah)

306 so, this is what it's like to be ruled by Mandarins.

And we helped!

Posted by: Boffins at August 24, 2017 09:03 PM (JO9+V)

307 305. Shut up. That's how.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 09:03 PM (fA1SL)

308 Who's in Grant's Tomb?

Amy

Hugh?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 09:02 PM (bIwZ6)

=====

Nah, that's just his career.

Posted by: GOULD at August 24, 2017 09:03 PM (Ystq3)

309 Some just got here, and this may be old.

You guys know that Alexandria Virginia is looking to rename the portion off the Jefferson Davis Highway within the city, right?

Has anyone ever told the city of Alexandria might want to consider their contribution to the institution of slavery, and consider renaming, or better yet, removing the city?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2017 09:03 PM (J+eG2)

310
Grant's Tomb is federal, so eff off, DeCommissar

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 09:03 PM (pNxlR)

311 they demand we hate eachother.. do they win or do we

what don't they divide?
by age
by finances
by color
by gender
by religion
by what we eat!
they cannot help themselves and they are being seduced to believe this is the ticket to a Better? country they envison?

how does that work?
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 09:03 PM (FKrah)

And then, famously, according to the Hilldog, we're all "Stronger Together."

Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2017 09:04 PM (s5o+q)

312 "Kiss me, O'Reilly!"
"Oh, you're not Beethoven?"
"Forget it!!"

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 24, 2017 09:04 PM (P5esK)

313 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2017 09:04 PM (Xesr9)

314 Grant's tomb?

Eddy Grant

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 24, 2017 09:04 PM (IWbvi)

315 He's hydrating.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 08:56 PM (2wRtc)

I think on ace's first post of the day, instead of someone saying 'First', they should say 'Are you hydrating...what color is your pee?'
Catchy, no?

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 09:04 PM (Enq6K)

316 307 305. Shut up. That's how.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 09:03 PM (fA1SL)

Ding ding ding!

Tonight's door prize goes to table 307. Thanks for playing everyone. Good Night!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 09:05 PM (hcyUh)

317
You know, Jack Cassidy was originally considered for the role of Ted Baxter. I don't know if he turned it down, or something else, but Ted Knight got it and the rest is history.

They did have Jack play Ted's older brother, of whom Ted was insanely jealous.

Anyway, ol' Jack. He died by burning himself on a leather couch, smoking, drunk off his ass IIRC. They had to identity the body from dental records.

He went sort of bat-shit. The neighbors spotted him moving his lawn buck naked one time, and Shirley Jones (his second wife) came home and found his sitting in a chair, buck naked. He declared to her that he was Jesus Christ.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

318 "Try Quadrophenia chess"

There's a rail based European chess tournament which moves from city to city, playing all the while. The lyrics adapt.

"Out of my brain on the chess train..."

Damn, now I'm going to be earwormed with "5:15" till dawn.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2017 09:05 PM (ujwCG)

319 Has anyone ever told the city of Alexandria might want to consider their contribution to the institution of slavery, and consider renaming, or better yet, removing the city?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2017 09:03 PM (J+eG2)

Has anyone ever told them that Alexander the Great had slaves?

Of course, they'd have to make the connection that their city is named after a 3rd Century BC warlord who killed hundreds of thousands in his selfish lust for world domination, wouldn't they?

Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2017 09:06 PM (s5o+q)

320
Mob: Sir, we've found an evil monument! May we burn it?

Sir Bedavere: But that's Grant's tomb.

Mob: Ummm' who's that?

Sir Bedavere: he defeated the Army of Northern Virginia, accepted Lee's surrender, and thus freed the slaves.

Mob: Oh...BURN IT ANYWAY!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 24, 2017 09:06 PM (gC2IV)

321 And then, famously, according to the Hilldog, we're all "Stronger Together."

Like a bundle of sticks is stronger than they are individually

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 24, 2017 09:06 PM (IWbvi)

322 'Who's in Grant's Tomb? '
The Pope is in there taking a crap.
Posted by: freaked at August 24, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)

Better him than Ed Asner.

You never want to go in a crapper right after Ed's used it.

Sheesh! Light a match already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 24, 2017 09:06 PM (5VlCp)

323
so, this is what it's like to be ruled by Mandarins.

I like those little baby tangerines.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 09:06 PM (IqV8l)

324
And then, famously, according to the Hilldog, we're all "Stronger Together."

Unless the Golden Scalp Weasel is breathing down our necks. Then we're weak-kneed complaintarians.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 09:06 PM (pNxlR)

325 Josey and the Pussycats are dead?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 09:01 PM (2wRtc)

No, they are alive and doing well. But Josie's on a vacation far away. Come around and talk it over. So many things that I want to say.

Posted by: The Outfield at August 24, 2017 09:07 PM (JO9+V)

326 And then, famously, according to the Hilldog, we're all "Stronger Together."
Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2017 09:04 PM (s5o+q)

Never, ever forget, that their "we" does not include us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 09:07 PM (hcyUh)

327 You people just aren't willing to see the danger we would be in. If we put Robert Lee in that booth, and somebody calls us out on it, you know where that leaves us? On YOUR side of the argument about overreacting! Good Lord, have you no humanity?

Posted by: ESPN HR Counsel at August 24, 2017 09:07 PM (JyFLk)

328 >>came home and found his sitting in a chair, buck naked. He declared to her that he was Jesus Christ.

Is that wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 09:07 PM (/tuJf)

329 323. No, no - those are satsumas.

Tangerines are those people who do that dance from Argentina.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

330
321 And then, famously, according to the Hilldog, we're all "Stronger Together."

Like a bundle of sticks is stronger than they are individually
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 24, 2017 09:06 PM (IWbvi)

That's a very fascile comparison.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 09:08 PM (pNxlR)

331
Howard University Hires Former FBI Director James Comey

A school named after Moe and Curly hires a stooge

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 09:08 PM (auHtY)

332

The Pope took a crap in Hugh Grant's sex fish?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 24, 2017 09:08 PM (t3kPl)

333 Trump raped the Beast's neck with his hot sex breath.

*__*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 09:08 PM (PY9jH)

334 what color is your pee?'
Catchy, no?
Posted by: Tami
===
'is your body temperature over 90 degrees?'

'have you eaten since Spring?'

'are your fingernails growing?'

'

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 09:08 PM (2wRtc)

335
Jack Cassidy was also a three time Columbo murderer.

Patrick McGoohan has the record, 4 times, but ol' Jack was in the 3-fer club.

He could really play these narcissistic sleazy dandy types.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH)

336
Tangerines are those people who do that dance from Argentina

You mean Carmen Miranda?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 09:08 PM (pNxlR)

337 Shut up. That's how.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan!
---

Exactly.

With "Nazi" "KKK" and "White Supremacist" thrown down once and a while, just to make things interesting.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 09:10 PM (aT+Bx)

338 how does that work?

"A house divided against itself cannot stand."

-some dude in some book, somewhere.

They know exactly what they're doing to us and why. If they manage to generate enough chaos, they can set themselves up as the ones to restore order.

However, notice they never mention the Constitution in their plans, nor the rule of law where everyone's treated equally. What they (and by "they" I mean communist/socialist/globalistas i.e. the anti-Christ George Soros) plan to impose is more of what they're already imposing: Orwell's 1984.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 09:10 PM (bIwZ6)

339 Josey and the Pussycats are dead?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 09:01 PM (2wRtc)

In my line of work, one has to be able to sing "Hank Williams Junior" and "Melissa Etheridge" with equal enthusiam.

Posted by: Missouri Boat Man at August 24, 2017 09:10 PM (fiGNd)

340 310
In beantown, a small monument dedicated to CSA pow's who died on one of those islands in the harbor had a large box built around it by the Commonwealth. It was a fed site, so they couldn't remove it, but they damned sure took it out of sight.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 09:10 PM (fA1SL)

341 Trump raped the Beast's neck with his hot sex breath.
--

I have no doubt in my mind the Beast has kinky sex fantasies about Trump. No doubt at all.

/poor President Trump.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 09:11 PM (aT+Bx)

342 336. No, that was the geographer from San Diego who went on to serve on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 09:11 PM (fA1SL)

343 "They know exactly what they're doing to us and why."

Powerful forces are at work right now, none of this is an accident or a coincidence.

Posted by: navybrat at August 24, 2017 09:12 PM (reeFp)

344 Patrick McGoohan has the record, 4 times, but ol' Jack was in the 3-fer club.

He could really play these narcissistic sleazy dandy types.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH)

One of the McGoohan's was on last weekend. There were a few Prisoner references (Be seeing you) but for the life of me I'm not sure why he killed Leslie Nielson

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 09:12 PM (auHtY)

345

Dibs on 'Trumpian Sex Breath' for my fragrance line winter release...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 24, 2017 09:13 PM (t3kPl)

346 "You know, Jack Cassidy was originally considered for the role of Ted Baxter."

The timing would have worked for them to cast Peter Finch.

That would have been exactly what _The Mary Tyler Moore Show_ needed. The Ted Baxter character as interpreted by the guy who played Howard Beale in _Network_.

Drunk, unshaved, unshowered, wearing visibly slept-in clothes, red-eyed and staring, bellowing "I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!"

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2017 09:13 PM (ujwCG)

347 They know exactly what they're doing to us and why. If they manage to
generate enough chaos, they can set themselves up as the ones to restore
order.

However, notice they never mention the Constitution in their plans,
nor the rule of law where everyone's treated equally. What they (and by
"they" I mean communist/socialist/globalistas i.e. the anti-Christ
George Soros) plan to impose is more of what they're already imposing:
Orwell's 1984.
---

There is one huge problem in their plan.

Second Amendment.

Plus... the U.S. is filled with lots of Alpha males and females who will NOT be ruled. Which is exactly why our relatives left Europe.

Not Able to be Ruled + Gunz= Problems with The Plan

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 09:13 PM (aT+Bx)

348 Pepper balls fifteen minutes of fame has been extended by being arresting.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 24, 2017 09:13 PM (IWbvi)

349
333 Trump raped the Beast's neck with his hot sex breath.

She imagined his long lizard-like tongue swiping back and forth, forth and back over the roughened hide of her neck. To her immense surprise she found herself getting moist there, where moisture had been absent for far too long. "Huna had better have the iced vodka and our assortment of "aids" laid out for this evening", she thought. "Rawrrrrr!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

350 Powerful forces are at work right now, none of this is an accident or a coincidence.

Posted by: navybrat at August 24, 2017 09:12 PM (reeFp)

Far more powerful forces could defeat it if people would just wake up.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 09:14 PM (D2vc1)

351 236
Did your vet give you a diagnosis for Kira? Prayers up from me and teh kittehs.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 24, 2017 08:44 PM (3C9q2)

She is suffering from kidney failure. The first indication was bloodwork from last December. The vet put her on prescription food and she seemed to be holding fairly steady through June, but then started to go downhill.

By August she had lost interest in eating. For about a week I was taking her in to be injected with fluids, given medication, and force-fed.

Last Monday she indicated to me that she didn't want to do that any more. When she was on the table at the vet's she gave me "a look". When I got her home I opened the door of her crate, but she stayed there for three hours until I picked her up and brought her upstairs.

That never happened before. She always used to come out of the crate immediately as soon as I got her home. That, combined with the look she gave me, told me that she didn't want to do it any more.

The following night I discussed it with the vet, and decided against continuing further treatment. So now it's a waiting game.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

352 "Trumpian Sex Breath" would make a great name for a band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 09:15 PM (bIwZ6)

353 rickl, so sad for you. I hope someone can be with you when Kira's time comes. I went through that ten years ago ...

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2017 09:15 PM (g+Dix)

354 Dibs on 'Trumpian Sex Breath' for my fragrance line winter release...
===

Make it a gift set with a bottle of Eau d' Bigly .

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 09:15 PM (2wRtc)

355 >> I'm not sure why he killed Leslie Nielson

I can't remember the exact reason, either. McGoohan's CIA agent character was a really a double agent, and that had something to do with it.

Larry from Bewitched was the head of the CIA. Which makes sense, now.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 09:17 PM (8O3HH)

356 Scalpouiselle, pour femme

(nobarrelnobarrelnobarrelnobarrel....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 09:17 PM (hcyUh)

357
The following night I discussed it with the vet, and decided against continuing further treatment. So now it's a waiting game.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 09:14 PM (

I'm so sorry rickl. I remember your posts about how much you love Kira.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 24, 2017 09:18 PM (HayJi)

358 Thurz uh nood.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 09:19 PM (2wRtc)

359
The following night I discussed it with the vet, and decided against continuing further treatment. So now it's a waiting game.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

I know it hurts like hell, but she's trying to tell you she wants to go. You've done everything possible to keep her alive and out of pain, but she's ready for you to let her go in peace.

It's the hardest thing in the world to say goodbye to anyone we love, but the best gift you can give her is a peaceful passing to the rainbow bridge. She'll be waiting for you, happy and healthy.

And now I've got to go mop my eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 09:19 PM (PY9jH)

360 "The alleged perpetrator was described as a carbon-based life form."
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NO KILL I

WHY NO WRITE
JIM

Posted by: the horta at August 24, 2017 09:20 PM (mJ8mX)

361 i'm sorry rickl, may her pass be light

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FKrah)

362 Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 09:14 PM (

I'll be praying for both of you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 24, 2017 09:21 PM (bALzu)

363 NOOD

Posted by: the horta at August 24, 2017 09:23 PM (mJ8mX)

364 #1. I watched the whole business today in Charleston from my office right across the street. Long sad story. It was noteworthy how well the street cops handled a fluid situation before the tactical teams arrived in full gear. One guy in particular was really smooth. I watched a video later that i took and in the background...i can hear myself saying to my office mates: wow, this guy is one cool customer. I don't know the actual details inside...only what i observed from my perch above the street.
#2. On a lighter note, is the Horde everywhere?

Posted by: Formna buachaill at August 24, 2017 09:23 PM (blPpW)

365 rickl,

May her passing be gentle.

May her memory be loving.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at August 24, 2017 09:24 PM (AoK0a)

366 rickl,

I'm so sorry. I know what it's like to have to finally let go of them. I've had to do it more times than I care to remember.

If she's suffering, don't prolong it. Don't let her go while she's alone at home.

Big hugs to you.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 09:25 PM (Enq6K)

367 359
I know it hurts like hell, but she's trying to tell you she wants to go. You've done everything possible to keep her alive and out of pain, but she's ready for you to let her go in peace.

It's the hardest thing in the world to say goodbye to anyone we love, but the best gift you can give her is a peaceful passing to the rainbow bridge. She'll be waiting for you, happy and healthy.

And now I've got to go mop my eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 09:19 PM (PY9jH)

Yeah, over the past few months I think I've actually gone through the stages of grief and have come to "acceptance".

With her long, slow decline she's actually been getting me used to not having her around. First she stopped greeting me at the door when I got home, then she stopped sleeping in the bed with me, and so forth.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

368 Make it a gift set with a bottle of Eau d' Bigly .
--

Coincidentally, at Trump's coffee shop drinks come in: Tall, Bigly, and Yuge.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 24, 2017 09:28 PM (4bKiB)

369 Powerful forces are at work right now, none of this is an accident or a coincidence.

Distill those forces down to one malevolent spirit behind it all. It has a beginning somewhere even if we can't see it.

All of the negative goings-on around us look to me like very large war waged upon just about everything you can point at: physically, emotionally, religiously, intellectually, all at once from all sides all over the world.

Just think of all the stuff you never thought possible happening now. Ideas and beliefs that were once confined to mental institutions have been released into the mainstream and embraced by people you never would've suspected of being batshit crazy.

It appears as though The Final War has begun. What you believe is becoming more and more important and we're being called upon to act on those beliefs as never before.

God help us. Please.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 09:29 PM (bIwZ6)

370 Rickl,

The last cat that I had die, died the day I planned to take him in to be put to sleep. I was headed in to get him and put him in the carrier and found him dead in front of the refrigerator. (And while it was a bit sad, he was one of those problem cats that peed in the house. And he was the second cat to die in front of the fridge. The other one died on Christmas day and he was a much beloved cat that we still miss.)

Like the vet told me, it's a good thing when they can die at home.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 24, 2017 09:30 PM (JKNZq)

371 What does Kira look like? I'll tell my little buddy to wait for her at the rainbow bridge.

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2017 09:31 PM (g+Dix)

372 Prayers up for you both, Rickl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 09:33 PM (bIwZ6)

373 Something else along those same lines annoys me no end. There will be a news report of a crime followed by a description of the supect(s) that does not mention whether said suspect(s) are black, white , Hispanic, or Asian. The single most descriptive feature is totally omitted because to give that information would be racist. Instead we get these generic descriptions: about six feet tall, 180 lbs, early 20s, wearing a UNL tee shirt, and dark hair. That describes half the young men in town. So why even bother giving a description?

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at August 24, 2017 09:35 PM (1vC3r)

374 366
Well, that's the thing. She is not giving any outward signs of suffering.

She seems very very weak and very very tired, but she still purrs when I pet her and talk to her.

She always hated going to the vet. I think she would prefer to die in familiar and comfortable surroundings. And I've read that cats tend to go off by themselves when the time comes. So maybe she'd prefer not to have me around.

When I talked to the vet on Tuesday, she said to watch out for if she stops drinking for three days, or is unable to move, or starts vomiting, to bring her in then.

So far, none of that has happened. Yes, I know that cats can be stoic, but she is giving no obvious signs that she is suffering.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

375 [/]

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

376

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

377
Dibs on 'Trumpian Sex Breath' for my fragrance line winter release...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 24, 2017 09:13 PM (t3kPl)

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 09:40 PM (ANIFC)

378 371 What does Kira look like? I'll tell my little buddy to wait for her at the rainbow bridge.
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2017 09:31 PM (g+Dix)

She is an incredibly fluffy long-haired black cat. Just gorgeous, with hair as fine as spider silk.

Not kidding. Sometimes I see a hair wafting in a beam of sunlight. It's practically weightless.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

379 You can't spell !@#$ing ^%&* without CNN.

Posted by: Blake MacBain at August 24, 2017 09:41 PM (Npqi5)

380 rickl, if she seems uncomfortable and her gums turn white, take her in. That happened to our Spanky pretty quickly. She wasn't getting enough oxygen and was miserable. I kept praying she would die at home that day, and our other kitty and I stayed near her. The vet said she could go on in that condition for the rest of the day and most of the night.

I couldn't stand it, and my husband and son and I took her in and were able to hold her and kiss her goodbye as she was put to sleep.

Still breaks my heart, but she didn't suffer for very long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 09:42 PM (PY9jH)

381 My kitteh had a sending away committee. When I realized it was her time, I called boyfriend. She loved him because he cooked shrimp for her. (I didn't call vet because didn't want her last moments in clinical environment.) He held her and my neighbors came over and cooed over her. == Then we went to bf's house. She stayed close to me but after a few hrs. she could not sit or stand. She lay next to me on the sofa until my eyes started closing. I then made a bed for her on the floor next to me, and dozed off.== I woke a couple hrs later. She had moved on.

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2017 09:50 PM (g+Dix)

382 378. My little girl was also a black beauty! Not longhair though. I'll let her know who to look for.

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2017 09:56 PM (g+Dix)

383 rickl, my ex did something really neat with one of our old cats -- she had a vet the came to her house to put the cat to sleep.

I'd never heard of that before, and will use that strategy if I have to with any of my current cats.

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 09:57 PM (ZcAbN)

384 In Charleston like pretty much every city if someone is killed it is more likely a black person did it than not.

Posted by: blaster at August 24, 2017 10:04 PM (jHrzU)

385 You know what's the real funny? These Antifa and BLM goons think that when they rile up the Right enough to fight back they think we're gonna go immediately after Them. What a joke. The first thing we'd hit are CNN, Washington Post, NYT, etc. They'll be scratching their noggins thinking, "Hey, what about Us?"

Posted by: Corona at August 24, 2017 10:04 PM (XOh6e)

386 Is it just me or is Sara Huckabee Sanders asymptotically approaching hot?

Posted by: blaster at August 24, 2017 10:07 PM (jHrzU)

387 I will allow you to fuck her.

Posted by: Corona at August 24, 2017 10:09 PM (XOh6e)

388 Most of us had it figured that we were talking either non-white or Democrat when the mayor and others made such a big deal about this being a "disgruntled employee," and that it couldn't possibly be a hate crime.

Posted by: TB at August 24, 2017 11:20 PM (wNx6K)

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