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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | So Michael Moore Has a Play on Broadway, and Even Liberal Reviewers Say It's a Godawful Hour and a Half of the Most Boring Fire and Brimstone Progressive Church You Could ImagineHusky Huckster on the hustings. From Vulture's review:There is no challenge in The Terms of My Surrender. Well, there is the external challenge to the Trump regime, but no call for those of us participating in the event at hand to reexamine the ideas we presumably walked in with. Despite Moore's protests (in the Times and in Time Out) that the show isn't a "political rally," what else are you supposed to call a room full of people chanting and cheering every time a majority opinion is reaffirmed, and hissing and cursing whenever the Enemy is mentioned? And the audience was cheering all right -- and cursing. This crowd was there for Moore. "We are the majority!" he repeated, each time to whoops and applause. "We" and "us" were two of the most frequent words out of Moore’s mouth, and though they seemed to fire up a good number of my neighbors, I quickly started to feel like my significant other was ordering for me at a restaurant: "We'll have the salmon." The salmon in this case being Trump's impeachment.Michael Moore reminds me of Jabba the Hutt. No, not in terms of weight; that would be a cheap joke entirely beneath me. I'm making the more elevated comparison between the two fat alien's repulsive skin. Michael Moore's face is nothing but moles, wattles, dry patches, and what-the-fuck bumps. His face looks like a relief map of Tibet, if Tibet were obese and looked like melting wax made of melanomas. The guy's got so much estrogen in him he's naturally transitioning to spectacularly ugly fat woman with a face that looks like Mars during the Late Bombardment. Michael Moore is visual proof that miserable, sad lonely losers choose a politics of misery, sadness, and lonely loserdom. More: Sexton excerpts the pans from the NYT and LA Times too. Here's the NYT: “The Terms of My Surrender,” which opened on Thursday at the Belasco, is a bit like being stuck at Thanksgiving dinner with a garrulous, self-regarding, time-sucking uncle. Gotta love him -- but maybe let’s turn on the television. ... Mr. Moore, awkward and often tongue-tied, is not a natural stage creature. There is a script, but it seems to be more of a reconfigurable scaffold, changing from night to night…A lot of the material is thus delivered semi-impromptu, with all the stutters and longueurs that entails. To make up for this Mr. Moore affects a cute, common-man delivery that fools no one, though the crowd at the Belasco, including a few shills, claps for almost all of the bait he tosses. Some toss bait back, including vulgar imprecations against the president that are hardly distinguishable from the cries of “Lock her up” that horrify us in other settings.By the way, "longueur," in English, means a tediously long passage in a book. (I had to look that up; never heard that before.) In French it just means "length." Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2017 02:56 PM (fceHP) 2
what? no pic of M.Moore to wash away the image of Manning?
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 02:56 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2017 02:57 PM (fceHP) Posted by: kathysaysso at August 11, 2017 02:57 PM (vkS2Z) 5
Well, at least he doesn't dress in a cheerleader skirt, and thank God for that.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 11, 2017 02:57 PM (RD7QR) 6
Isn't it weightist to dislike his new play?
Posted by: NCKate at August 11, 2017 02:57 PM (8Xttu) 7
Well, that is one show I will not worry about missing. God bless the stage, for having him tread upon it.
Posted by: moki at August 11, 2017 02:57 PM (V+V48) 8
Well, at least I don't have to look at THAT picture anymore.
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 02:57 PM (gbWkA) 9
His face looks like a relief map of Tibet, if Tibet were obese and looked like melting wax made of melanomas.
--- Can we steak that? Posted by: Deadpool2 writers at August 11, 2017 02:58 PM (oGRue) 10
you'd think being writers that we could spell steal...
Posted by: Deadpool2 writers at August 11, 2017 02:58 PM (oGRue) 11
But now I have a mental picture of Michael Moore's face to contend with.
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 02:59 PM (gbWkA) 12
For anyone interested, look up the videos on youtube of Milton Freedman giving a lecture and answering a question posed by a young Michael Moore.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 02:59 PM (KUaJL) 13
I quickly started to feel like my significant other was ordering for me at a restaurant: "We'll have the salmon." The salmon in this case being Trump's impeachment.
--- yeah, like i'd let you eat any of it Posted by: M Moore at August 11, 2017 03:00 PM (oGRue) Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2017 03:00 PM (AURKQ) 15
The guy's got so much estrogen in him he's transitioning to spectacularly ugly fat woman. An estrogen-filled tick, then? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 03:00 PM (pNxlR) 16
I'm still recovering from the Manning post.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 11, 2017 03:01 PM (kvhal) 17
The caricature in Team America:World Police was pretty much spot on. Actually, it was more of a literal representation, except maybe for the bomb vest.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 03:01 PM (0mRoj) 18
anyone besides me see the ads for Moore 'Terms of Engorgement" right here on AoS?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 11, 2017 03:01 PM (ILitO) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:01 PM (oVJmc) 20
Moore recognizes he can make money preaching to the most leftist numbskulls ... that is the "we" and "us" that are also desperate for meaning in life, perhaps having lost at all the normal endeavors (friends, sports, scholastics, opposite sex, money, faith).
"All those failed me ... but I'll always have Michael Moore and his cult of hate" Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 03:02 PM (7Ep0P) 21
16 I'm still recovering from the Manning post.
Posted by: Dr Spank I never had a chance to view all the posts, but I'm assuming nobody had the "I'd hit it" comment Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:02 PM (FZYNt) 22
So basically just like his movies
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2017 03:02 PM (pPKG5) 23
It is interesting, because given the necessity you'd think liberal reviewers would lionize this thing like Caitlyn Jenner and Chelsea Manning having a retarded trans baby. Especially given Moore's working class appeal. Which leaves me with two options.
1) This thing is a dumpster fire, to the point it makes audiences sympathize with the alt-right (but that never stopped bad reviews before) 2) TPTB aren't 100% sure about Moore. Not sure that he would do what he is told, as opposed to supporting an outsider much more competent than Sanders. Very, very interesting. Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2017 03:02 PM (DeVCA) 24
It is safe to assume that donning a pussy hat during the performance would not be frowned upon, is it not? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 03:02 PM (pNxlR) 25
So now the site has gone all fat all the time?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 03:02 PM (Nwg0u) 26
I never had a chance to view all the posts, but I'm assuming nobody had the "I'd hit it" comment
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:02 PM (FZYNt) Other than with a truck? No way. Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 03:02 PM (0mRoj) 27
I would hit it - with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 11, 2017 03:03 PM (X9Eva) 28
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life. I've tried to verify those claims with no luck. Breitbart did as well ... same result. Will any mainstream reporter try the same?
Posted by: Christian Toto at August 11, 2017 03:03 PM (GppXG) 29
2 what? no pic of M.Moore to wash away the image of Manning?
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 02:56 PM (FZYNt) You're being unhelpful. Posted by: rickl at August 11, 2017 03:03 PM (xjiRE) 30
Stating the obvious, but this isn't about politics. Setting up shop in a theater and standing on a stage yelling "Trump Sucks" to a bunch of cosmopolitan yokels is just a cash grab and nothing Moore.
Posted by: SGTYork at August 11, 2017 03:04 PM (ITvKk) 31
29 2 what? no pic of M.Moore to wash away the image of Manning?
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 02:56 PM (FZYNt) You're being unhelpful. Posted by: rickl at August 11, 2017 03:03 PM (xjiRE) That's like chasing brain-bleach with brain-ammonia. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2017 03:04 PM (AURKQ) 32
28 Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life. I've tried to verify those claims with no luck. Breitbart did as well ... same result. Will any mainstream reporter try the same?
Posted by: Christian Toto at August 11, 2017 03:03 PM (GppXG) I'm sure they're called hypertension, diabetes and congestive heart failure. Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 03:04 PM (0mRoj) 33
I'm not happy with the visuals ace is raping me with today. It's like 9/11 for my imagination.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 11, 2017 03:04 PM (kvhal) 34
More therapy in the safe space for the progressives.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 03:04 PM (hLRSq) 35
It sounds like Jon Stewart's audience found a new place to sit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 11, 2017 03:05 PM (Mouru) 36
28 Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life. I've tried to verify those claims with no luck. Breitbart did as well ... same result. Will any mainstream reporter try the same?
Posted by: Christian Toto at August 11, 2017 03:03 PM (GppXG) Detailed descriptions of the number of times he competed in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating competition do not qualify as "attempts on his life." Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 03:05 PM (KUaJL) 37
So... tell us how you really feel Ace about Micky's Bowling for Outrage. Does it have any musical numbers to equal 'Springtime for Hitler' perhaps? Maybe something called 'Trump!' in it?
So the immovable object had a BM and shat a pile of excrement. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:05 PM (1yjq9) 38
Yo mama so fat, she just got an advance for the next Michael Moore flick.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 03:05 PM (AM1GF) 39
You know a picture of Moore might have actually been a public service after that early afternoon thread
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2017 03:05 PM (pPKG5) 40
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life. I've tried to verify those claims with no luck. Breitbart did as well ... same result. Will any mainstream reporter try the same?
Posted by: Christian Toto at August 11, 2017 03:03 PM (GppXG) I'm sure they're called hypertension, diabetes and congestive heart failure. Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 03:04 PM (0mRoj) HIS MOUTH, IT'S TRYING TO KILL HIM!!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 11, 2017 03:06 PM (Mouru) 41
Shouldn't he be somewhere in a college Fat Studies course as 'Exhibit A?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:06 PM (oVJmc) 42
Eating a ham sammy isn't a attempt on your life
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2017 03:06 PM (pPKG5) Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 03:07 PM (UmSfZ) 44
Would be a literal "who?" if people on the Right ignored him.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 11, 2017 03:07 PM (XFue2) 45
No food product wants to be associated with the demise of Mr. Moore. The sandwich is still trying to live down what happened to Mama Cass, a woman who was actually liked.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:07 PM (1yjq9) 46
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life. I've tried to verify those claims with no luck. Breitbart did as well ... same result. Will any mainstream reporter try the same?
Posted by: Christian Toto at August 11, 2017 03:03 PM (GppXG) It's just one guy with a leg made of whalebone Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 03:07 PM (493sH) 47
Liberal critics created this monster after decades of heaping praise on his shitty work.
Posted by: Maritime at August 11, 2017 03:07 PM (MbH5g) 48
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
Sara Lee and Little Debbie are NOT hitmen, Michael. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (oVJmc) 49
It is interesting, because given the necessity you'd think liberal reviewers would lionize this thing like Caitlyn Jenner and Chelsea Manning having a retarded trans baby. Especially given Moore's working class appeal. Which leaves me with two options.
You missed a third, embedded in your own words: He's working class white male--a group the Left has consciously decided no longer has a place in their coalition. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (AM1GF) 50
I can eat an entire can of Spam in one gulp.
Posted by: Michael Moore at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (Mouru) Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (FZYNt) 52
So, the Jon Stewart made into a Broadway production? It just sounds like the trained seals that you often mention.
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (D8yDa) 53
All the fat threads to be followed by a gainzz thread later?
Posted by: Desert Gardens at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (Gs04E) 54
He should have went with more of a Fire and Fury theme instead of Fire and Brimstone.
Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (jB18Y) 55
Any threats received by Moore, most likely, come from the left.
I do not believe anyone on the right would threaten. Rather, the left would be in vigil mode over the grave. Posted by: Blake at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (qC1Sy) 56
I don't care what they say, the dirigible will never go out of style.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (Mouru) 57
Those 'numerous attempts on his life' were probably unsung heroes who performed the Heimlich on him each time he swallowed a whole chicken without chewing.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (7ZVPa) 58
Shouldn't he be somewhere in a college Fat Studies course as 'Exhibit A?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:06 PM (oVJmc) Their leader, Lord Gastropod. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (hLRSq) 59
Then there was that time at Cannes, when Mikey got impatient and ate the centerpiece:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/gallery/2009/sep/08/venice-film-festival-nicolas-cage#___-5 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (it0w8) 60
Moore claims to have multiple attempts on his life? With what? Gravy coated cheese fries?
Posted by: Big V at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (qnAGA) 61
what else are you supposed to call a room full of people chanting and cheering every time a majority opinion is reaffirmed, and hissing and cursing whenever the Enemy is mentioned?
Is the audience told when to cheer or hiss so it won't be in Colbert audience limbo of what to do and when? Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (493sH) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (oVJmc) 63
It's a church.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (LTHVh) 64
Just thinking in abstract,
Moore starts fasting how long can he go without eating? Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (pPKG5) 65
48 Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
Sara Lee and Little Debbie are NOT hitmen, Michael. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (oVJmc) Codename:Hostess Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (0mRoj) 66
Michael Moore is so fat he has to wear oversized clothes which are unattractive due to there limited availability.
Posted by: Chelsea Handler, Comediantress at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (kvhal) 67
Any threats received by Moore, most likely, come from the left.
I do not believe anyone on the right would threaten. "Bless his heart" is NOT an threat. Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (U76Nz) 68
I don't care what they say, the dirigible will never go out of style.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (Mouru) Oh the humanity. Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 03:10 PM (493sH) 69
64 Just thinking in abstract,
Moore starts fasting how long can he go without eating? Posted by: Skip half life of uranium Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:10 PM (FZYNt) 70
Getting smothered by breasts doesn't usually refer to chicken breasts, Moore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 11, 2017 03:10 PM (Mouru) 71
Or, as they refer to him at Oregon State, Professor Michael Moore.
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2017 03:10 PM (D8yDa) 72
If they tried to fit TrigglyPuff, Michael Moore, and Lena Dunham into the same photo, would need a recon sat to get them to fit in the frame.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:10 PM (1yjq9) 73
37 So... tell us how you really feel Ace about Micky's Bowling for Outrage. Does it have any musical numbers to equal 'Springtime for Hitler' perhaps? Maybe something called 'Trump!' in it?
So the immovable object had a BM and shat a pile of excrement. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:05 PM (1yjq9) "I'm Gonna Wash That Trump Right Out of My Hair" and "The Sound of Pizza" had the crowd on its feet. (The hiiiiiilllls are alive With the sound of pizza With crust I have snarfed In a thousandth of a second...) Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 11, 2017 03:11 PM (RD7QR) 74
Just thinking in abstract,
Moore starts fasting how long can he go without eating? Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2017 03:09 PM (pPKG5) 11 seconds Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 03:11 PM (493sH) 75
Is this the Tzeentch thread?
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 03:11 PM (eXSOZ) 76
Michael Moore is what happens when the school fat kid gets his underwear yanked up his crack one too many times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2017 03:11 PM (pDxGB) 77
Getting smothered by breasts doesn't usually refer to chicken breasts, Moore.
They could be his own. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:11 PM (oVJmc) 78
72 If they tried to fit TrigglyPuff, Michael Moore, and Lena Dunham into the same photo, would need a recon sat to get them to fit in the frame.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:10 PM (1yjq9) I'm fairly certain that you'd have no issue with the shot due to gravitational lensing. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 03:11 PM (KUaJL) 79
Fat Friday?
Posted by: Ever at August 11, 2017 03:12 PM (wKVno) 80
77 Getting smothered by breasts doesn't usually refer to chicken breasts, Moore.
They could be his own. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:11 PM (oVJmc) *lifts left titty* Hey, a meatball sub! Posted by: M. Moore at August 11, 2017 03:12 PM (0mRoj) 81
Or is this the Tzeentch/Nurgle double bill?
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 03:12 PM (eXSOZ) 82
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
------------------ Sure. If by detailed, you mean "Land O Lakes" and "Breakstone's". Posted by: Mega at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (CoAxc) 83
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
Luxury! We only had vague and generalized attempts on our lives. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (LTHVh) 84
There is a BIIIIIIIIIIG gains thread coming, I can feel it.
OK, maybe that is just all the chicks from two threads ago running to get Moore's autograph. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (7ZVPa) 85
*lifts left titty* Hey, a meatball sub! Posted by: M. Moore likely a Quiznos franchise under the right Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (FZYNt) 86
Even SJW's who fight against fat shaming snicker when Miley Moore walks by.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (pDxGB) 87
He's working class white male
He's a poser. Posted by: Mr. Peebles Given, but the point still stands, he claims affinity for an out-group, the only true cardinal sin the Left has. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (AM1GF) Posted by: RioBravo at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (giT7q) 89
I would imagine that Moore has a pretty good idea of what Crisco tastes like, even without the sprinkles.
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (ILitO) 90
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what? no pic of M.Moore to wash away the image of Manning? Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 02:56 PM (FZYNt) --------------------------- Oh please, no. Every time I see him I have the urge to take a bath. Posted by: Javems at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (yOqwj) 91
Michael Moore, making Bradley Manning in a carnation red one piece look attractive.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (1yjq9) 92
Blue Bunny is a killer
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (pPKG5) 93
what? no pic of M.Moore to wash away the image of Manning?
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 02:56 PM (FZYNt) The ONT a few nights ago. Along with some other whales. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (sf2BM) 94
83 Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
Luxury! We only had vague and generalized attempts on our lives. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (LTHVh) Thread winner. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Flex Tape at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Carbs at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (kvhal) 97
83 Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
Luxury! We only had vague and generalized attempts on our lives. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (LTHVh) Oh, we dreamed of having lives. Cursed to be in the shadow world as disembodied spirits, longing for corporeal existence. But we were 'appier then. Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (0mRoj) 98
There is a BIIIIIIIIIIG gains thread coming, I can feel it.
OK, maybe that is just all the chicks from two threads ago running to get Moore's autograph. Posted by: Vashta Nerada Sounds like a long day at teh US Geological Survey Earthquake Office... Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (AM1GF) 99
Michael Moore's face is nothing but moles, wattles, dry patches, and what-the-fuck bumps. His face looks like a relief map of Tibet, if Tibet were obese and looked like melting wax made of melanomas.
........ AoS. Come for the political discourse, stay for the poetry. Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (HgMAr) 100
49 Cavil: do they do anything conciously? But really, at least paying lip service to working class interests is necessary. If they neglect otherwise supportive union members, they risk enthusiasm cratering- or even switching sides.
I understand why they would de-emphasize class in favor of identity. But neglecting it entirely is insane! Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (DeVCA) Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 03:15 PM (493sH) 102
12 For anyone interested, look up the videos on youtube of Milton Freedman giving a lecture and answering a question posed by a young Michael Moore.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 02:59 PM (KUaJL) Is that really Michael Moore? I've heard otherwise but having seen the video, the bilge emanating from the young uninformed cake-hole of the teen in question is the same as would emanate from Tubby Reiefenstahl circa today. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:15 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: M. Moore at August 11, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj) 104
Just read the post. Glad you took the high road, Ace. It's what keeps me coming back.
Posted by: Soona at August 11, 2017 03:16 PM (Fmupd) 105
Cold Stone will kill you stone cold.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 03:16 PM (Nwg0u) 106
Just think how much his fan boys paid to hear that crapfest.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 03:16 PM (mpXpK) 107
Michael Moore is visual proof that miserable, sad lonely losers choose a politics of misery, sadness, and lonely loserdom.
I see a bleak vision of a naked ugly fat guy in shabby room, all alone, rolling around on a bed covered in Pop Tarts. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 11, 2017 03:16 PM (Mouru) 108
>>> Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
A classic types-deletes moment. Kept the Banhammer at bay one more day, amen. Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2017 03:16 PM (q177U) 109
Bruce Springsteen is on Braodway too.
http://brucespringsteen.net/broadway/ Posted by: RioBravo at August 11, 2017 03:13 PM (giT7q) .......... Sick braying mules gotta bray. Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 03:16 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Michael Moore's Musical Hits at August 11, 2017 03:16 PM (RD7QR) 111
"Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
I've tried to verify those claims with no luck. Breitbart did as well ... same result. Will any mainstream reporter try the same? Posted by: Christian Toto at August 11, 2017 03:03 PM (GppXG) Probably Wildlife Management rangers with tranquilizer darts. Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2017 03:17 PM (MxEKc) 112
Michael Moore was voted most likely to get kicked out of a Chinese buffet in the HS yearbook.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2017 03:17 PM (pDxGB) 113
Sefton, I think Leni would sue for defamation for being compared to Moore. The man is that odious.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:17 PM (1yjq9) 114
105 Cold Stone will kill you stone cold.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 03:16 PM (Nwg0u) And their ice cream is mediocre to boot. Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 03:17 PM (0mRoj) 115
Micheal Moore looks like a Blue Collar Penguin.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 11, 2017 03:17 PM (XFue2) 116
Note that Michael Moore's entire career is built on a lie ("Roger and Me). And isn't that really the story of Leftist/Progressivism? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:17 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:18 PM (oVJmc) 118
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
------------------------------------ Probably. The airlines don't have much in the way of food anymore. Posted by: RioBravo at August 11, 2017 03:18 PM (giT7q) 119
116
Note that Michael Moore's entire career is built on a lie ("Roger and Me). And isn't that really the story of Leftist/Progressivism? Posted by: J.J. Sefton No idea what you are talking about Posted by: Climate Change at August 11, 2017 03:18 PM (FZYNt) 120
Ben Rhodes: Lets Make A Deal With North Korea (And Dont Eliminate The Horrible Iran Deal I Did)
What a moron. Weasel Zipper Look at his quote and then put it together with what that scrunt Rice said the other day about having to accept a nuclear NK and it's mind bogling Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 03:18 PM (SjImc) 121
120 Ben Rhodes: Lets Make A Deal With North Korea (And Dont Eliminate The Horrible Iran Deal I Did)
What a moron. Weasel Zipper Look at his quote and then put it together with what that scrunt Rice said the other day about having to accept a nuclear NK and it's mind bogling Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 03:18 PM (SjImc) Ben Rhodes is damn lucky he isn't doing a life sentence in Leavenworth, or worse. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:19 PM (mbhDw) 122
How about we give Ben Rhodes and Susan Rice nuclear wedgies before kicking them out of the B-2 that overflies Pyongyang.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:19 PM (1yjq9) 123
The only attempt on his life that is documented is when those Greenpeace activists tried to push him off of Daytona Beach and back into deeper water.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2017 03:19 PM (7ZVPa) 124
Is that really Michael Moore? I've heard otherwise but having seen the video, the bilge emanating from the young uninformed cake-hole of the teen in question is the same as would emanate from Tubby Reiefenstahl circa today.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:15 PM (mbhDw) I do know that Moore wasn't always as spherical as he is today. And his voice and speech patterns do sound like Moore talks. Maybe it's not him, but it's still an incredible takedown by Milton. If I'm 1/10 as cogent when I get to that age, I'll consider myself incredibly lucky. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 03:19 PM (KUaJL) 125
Kid with Milton Friedman sounds like Michael Moore, but doesn't really look like him even with 200 lbs and 35 years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:19 PM (iVOAv) 126
Springtime For Fat Guy
Posted by: tu3031 at August 11, 2017 03:19 PM (qJhUV) 127
When you make TrigglyPuff look like Jean Shrimpton.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:20 PM (mbhDw) 128
Not sure why, but today i feel thin and masculine
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 11, 2017 03:20 PM (oGRue) 129
I wonder how many people who went wanted to see him and how many went so they could say they saw him? The leftwing phony's equivalent of putting a grand piano in your living room so you can impress visitors.
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at August 11, 2017 03:20 PM (ILitO) 130
Watching CNN, Trump Derangement Syndrome runs deep
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2017 03:20 PM (pPKG5) Posted by: Michael Moore's Musical Hits at August 11, 2017 03:21 PM (RD7QR) 132
"Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life"
Sea Shepard has saved him from the Japanese countless times. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 03:21 PM (hLRSq) 133
It's a stinker.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 03:21 PM (mcI77) 134
There was a commercial parody I saw many years ago, may have been SNL, for cigarettes called de Longueur. They got longer as you smoked them.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 03:21 PM (T+owd) 135
His face looks like a relief map of Tibet, if Tibet were obese and looked like melting wax made of melanomas.
Well done Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2017 03:21 PM (M+Lyo) 136
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Maybe it's not him, but it's still an incredible takedown by Milton. If I'm 1/10 as cogent when I get to that age, I'll consider myself incredibly lucky. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 03:19 PM (KUaJL) I think Milton was maybe in his late 60s back then. He was sharp as a tack. And for those keen on that video, I suggest you watch his takedown of Phil Donahue as well as when he and Thomas Sowell utterly worked over that Francis Fox Piven bint (of Cloward-Piven infamy). Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:22 PM (mbhDw) 137
Your momma so fat, she is a stunt double for Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 11, 2017 03:22 PM (e1mEI) 138
118 Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
------------------------------------ Probably. The airlines don't have much in the way of food anymore. Posted by: RioBravo at August 11, 2017 03:18 PM (giT7q) Now there's a thought -- does he buy out an entire row? Fly as cargo? Get strapped to a pallet? Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 11, 2017 03:22 PM (RD7QR) 139
51 I shudder to think what's in the queue next up..
Posted by: IP Photos of Helen Thomas' dead cooter. Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at August 11, 2017 03:22 PM (bML9A) 140
What do you expect from a college dropout who's not a deep thinker? I'm not disparaging college dropouts, since I'm one myself, only having earned a degree after reaching my 50s.
His simplistic view on life/worldview is vividly illustrated in his sophomoric mockumentaries that he does. He should stick to his strengths, mainly gluttony. Posted by: very undude at August 11, 2017 03:22 PM (2X7pN) 141
We see the deal they made with Iran, nuclear proliferation is their goal
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2017 03:22 PM (pPKG5) Posted by: Ahab at August 11, 2017 03:22 PM (oVJmc) 143
By the way, "longueur," in English, means a tediously long passage in a
book. (I had to look that up; never heard that before.) In French it just means "length." ==== Reviewer has a 'Word of the Day' calendar. Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 03:23 PM (Enq6K) 144
117 Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
By cholesterol. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:18 PM (oVJmc) His veins are so oil slicked even the cholesterol slides off and pools in a sump within his pancreas. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:23 PM (mbhDw) 145
Michael Moore is the size of a Space Guild Navigator.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:23 PM (1yjq9) 146
nuclear proliferation is their goal
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2017 03:22 PM (pPKG5) Goal my ass, it is pretty much a fait complete Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 03:23 PM (SjImc) 147
so, broadway is now where the deranged go for rehabilitation. thank god i don't have to participate in that circle jerk. hope they have upgraded the toilets there.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 03:23 PM (KP5rU) 148
Photos of Helen Thomas' dead cooter.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade Jesus Jumped-up Christ dude that's just wrong Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:23 PM (FZYNt) 149
Like Jabba The Hutt, he is also a petty tyrant, who would put us all into the Socialist Sarlacc Pit.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 11, 2017 03:23 PM (ujg0T) 150
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The only attempt on his life that is documented is when those Greenpeace activists tried to push him off of Daytona Beach and back into deeper water. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2017 03:19 PM (7ZVPa) Good luck with that. Daytona Beach is only knee deep out to 100 yards. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 03:23 PM (mpXpK) 151
high school kid delivers five pizzas with everything on them to Moore's house. Moore pays for the pizzas and tips a dollar. As kid walks away, Moore hears him say "I hope you choke."
what more proof do you need? Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at August 11, 2017 03:24 PM (ILitO) 152
Michael Moore is that pathetic loser from childhood, always negative about everything. With a malicious spirit, he denigrates any act of decency and twists it into something vile. He might very well be called Elsworth Toohey.
I am not surprised he was drawn to politics. Posted by: Locke Common at August 11, 2017 03:24 PM (t4+vp) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2017 03:24 PM (veoSD) 154
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
Sara Lee and Little Debbie are NOT hitmen, Michael. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2017 03:08 PM (oVJmc) ............. That's our job. Posted by: Twinkies at August 11, 2017 03:24 PM (HgMAr) 155
Let's call it Fat Friday.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2017 03:24 PM (veoSD) Is that a Catholic thing? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 03:24 PM (SjImc) 156
"Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life. "
I'm trying to do the world a good turn, but man does this guy have good insurance. Posted by: Michael Moore's Coronary Artery at August 11, 2017 03:25 PM (8rNrN) 157
This is Michael Moore from Hs. Doesn't look like the same guy in the Friedman clip, but it sounds like him because perhaps the audience was made up of kids from Ann Arbor:
http://tinyurl.com/ybyxv4a6 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:25 PM (iVOAv) 158
145 Michael Moore is the size of a Space Guild Navigator. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:23 PM (1yjq9) And almost as attractive. Almost. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2017 03:26 PM (veoSD) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:26 PM (mbhDw) 160
Been paying attention to the TV news while at the gym. What a bunch of tards. Who takes those clowns seriously?
And I love the CNN panel today giving advice to Trump and Teh GOP..... "Don't do mutually assured political destruction" translation: Don't destroy the 2 party system we make trillions on. 4 Horses. Rope. Spurs. Knots. 4 riders. Some assembly required Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 11, 2017 03:26 PM (XFue2) 161
I thought Moore was from Flint. Oh wait, he lied! What a shock, right? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:26 PM (mbhDw) 162
Moore IS Akira.
Posted by: Corona at August 11, 2017 03:27 PM (8YsvZ) Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 11, 2017 03:28 PM (88jeI) 164
But really, at least paying lip service to working class interests is necessary. If they neglect otherwise supportive union members, they risk enthusiasm cratering- or even switching sides.
...But neglecting it entirely is insane! Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (DeVCA) But that is precisely what the Progs are doing. That's why Trump won a number of states that frequently go Democrat. Who knew telling the blue collar class to be grateful for welfare since their "betters" have seen fit to export their factory jobs overseas wasn't a winner? Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 11, 2017 03:28 PM (5Yee7) 165
What's a 'detailed' attempt on one's life? WTH does that even mean? The attempts on his life are tried with great detail? There are detailed plans for killing him? Someone tried to detail him thinking he was a pickup truck?
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 03:28 PM (Enq6K) 166
CNN asks the burning question: who killed Cock Robin?
https://mobile.twitter.com/iptuttle/status/896058787986984960 Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 03:28 PM (Nwg0u) 167
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:26 PM (mbhDw)
Sorry; I think it is Flint. My mistake. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:29 PM (iVOAv) Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr) 169
FACT: Estrogen is indeed produced in fat cells. The more fat a man has, the higher his estrogen--which in turn leads to more fat and ever more estrogen, creating a viscous circle that can indeed unnaturally feminize a male.
Posted by: Kebas at August 11, 2017 03:30 PM (/jx2n) 170
CNN asks the burning question: who killed Cock Robin?
https://mobile.twitter.com/iptuttle/status/896058787986984960 Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 03:28 PM (Nwg0u) Bruce Jenner: Me. Had him lopped right off Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 03:30 PM (493sH) 171
So, when my wife says she wishes my lovemaking were "longueur", is she referring to the English meaning or the French?
Probably both, sigh. At least I finally know whet the f she's talking about, so there's that. Posted by: West at August 11, 2017 03:31 PM (1Rgee) 172
My next in-depth interview will be with Michael Moore. The interview will take place in his hot tub and will be one hour in length. Don't miss it.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 11, 2017 03:32 PM (mcI77) 173
169 FACT: Estrogen is indeed produced in fat cells. The more fat a man has, the higher his estrogen--which in turn leads to more fat and ever more estrogen, creating a viscous circle that can indeed unnaturally feminize a male.
Posted by: Kebas at August 11, 2017 03:30 PM (/jx2n) So, instead of having your yutzick sliced off, just consume mass quantities of donuts, lard and deep fried butter until your penis disappears inside rolls of fat and atrophies into a clitoris-like structure. Winning. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:32 PM (mbhDw) 174
the detailed attempts on his life must have been the times they rendered him so he could fit in his pants.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 03:32 PM (KP5rU) 175
138 118 Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
------------------------------------ Probably. The airlines don't have much in the way of food anymore. Posted by: RioBravo at August 11, 2017 03:18 PM (giT7q) Now there's a thought -- does he buy out an entire row? Fly as cargo? Get strapped to a pallet? Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 11, 2017 03:22 PM (RD7QR) Everytime he farts a flock of starlings dies. I imagine his master bedroom is pretty toxic by now. Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 03:33 PM (hJrjt) 176
172 My next in-depth interview will be with Michael Moore. The interview will take place in his hot tub and will be one hour in length. Don't miss it.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly Michael Moore has bigger tits than MeAgain. no contest Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:33 PM (FZYNt) 177
Maybe ace is just trying to help us with our gainzzzz.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 11, 2017 03:33 PM (RD7QR) 178
Show us yer back tits!
Posted by: wth - from the audience at August 11, 2017 03:33 PM (HgMAr) 179
What's a 'detailed' attempt on one's life? WTH does that even mean?
The job comes with dental insurance and an expense account. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 03:33 PM (LTHVh) 180
Moore should take his rally,,,,I mean show, to the nearest beer hall.
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2017 03:33 PM (kWLTW) 181
177 Maybe ace is just trying to help us with our gainzzzz.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 11, 2017 03:33 PM (RD7QR) After the content we've gotten today, I'm definitely going to go for a run when I get off work. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 03:34 PM (KUaJL) 182
What's a 'detailed' attempt on one's life? WTH does that even mean?
======= The more detailed the tale, the likelier it is to be a lie. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 03:34 PM (vg8iE) 183
180; he is the beer hall.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 03:34 PM (KP5rU) 184
165 What's a 'detailed' attempt on one's life? WTH does that even mean? The attempts on his life are tried with great detail? There are detailed plans for killing him? Someone tried to detail him thinking he was a pickup truck?
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 03:28 PM (Enq6K) Michael Moore's belly is where bullets go to die. Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 03:34 PM (hJrjt) 185
>>>Maybe ace is just trying to help us with our gainzzzz.
Lena for the ladies, Moore for the doods. Easy to feel slender or jacked in comparison. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 11, 2017 03:34 PM (dueIV) 186
If it was about the Gainzzz... and running. There would be a Oh no Yoko picture in the mix.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:35 PM (1yjq9) 187
This made me laugh. Someone from the "Daily Mail" commenting on Moore:
His films are brilliantly made, highly influential and thought provoking . He is very brave to go against the powerful right wing in America. They can't bear the scrutiny and unleash their fury and insults upon him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:35 PM (iVOAv) 188
After the content we've gotten today, I'm definitely going to go for a run when I get off work.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously better stock up on viagra too, cause there will be no natural erections for the foreseeable future Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:35 PM (FZYNt) 189
So, instead of having your yutzick sliced off, just consume mass quantities of donuts, lard and deep fried butter until your penis disappears inside rolls of fat and atrophies into a clitoris-like structure.
========= Worked for me. Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 11, 2017 03:35 PM (vg8iE) 190
187 This made me laugh. Someone from the "Daily Mail" commenting on Moore:
His films are brilliantly made, highly influential and thought provoking . He is very brave to go against the powerful right wing in America. They can't bear the scrutiny and unleash their fury and insults upon him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:35 PM (iVOAv) Why do I think English is not the writer's first language? Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt) 191
179 What's a 'detailed' attempt on one's life? WTH does that even mean?
The job comes with dental insurance and an expense account. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 03:33 PM (LTHVh) 1- Woke up. 2 - Showered. 3 - Got dressed. 4 - Went to Denny's for hotcakes. 5 - Returned to motel. 6 - Polished gun. 7 - Went to Bullets 'R Us for bullets 8 - Got lunch at the diner, (tuna hoagie and fries).... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:37 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 03:37 PM (mcI77) 193
188 After the content we've gotten today, I'm definitely going to go for a run when I get off work.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously better stock up on viagra too, cause there will be no natural erections for the foreseeable future Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:35 PM (FZYNt) Time to Unleash Kdabear for a recovery thread. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2017 03:37 PM (ycWCI) 194
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Michael Moore's belly is where bullets go to die. How did they eventually kill off the Blob? Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 03:37 PM (mcI77) Was that one a nuclear bomb? Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2017 03:37 PM (ycWCI) 195
191 179 What's a 'detailed' attempt on one's life? WTH does that even mean?
Somebody tried to cover his face with 3M. Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 03:37 PM (hJrjt) 196
This made me laugh. Someone from the "Daily Mail" commenting on Moore:
His films are brilliantly made, highly influential and thought provoking . He is very brave to go against the powerful right wing in America. They can't bear the scrutiny and unleash their fury and insults upon him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:35 PM (iVOAv) Yeah, those right wing publications like the NY Times and the LA Times. Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 03:37 PM (Enq6K) 197
How come the play wasn't called 'All You Can Eat'?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 11, 2017 03:38 PM (YV+SU) 198
someday, moore will be in a restaraunt, finish eating, and explode like that guy in that monty python movie. mint sir?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 03:38 PM (KP5rU) 199
They smothered the Blob in CO2 to freeze it. Then dumped the thing in Antarctica.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:38 PM (1yjq9) Posted by: dananjcon at August 11, 2017 03:38 PM (WLK0w) 201
word trivia: the word "longuere" is closely related to "Languor", a state of being tired and listless.
as in the phrase: "wound my heart with a monotonous languor" Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 03:38 PM (k1TUh) 202
199 They smothered the Blob in CO2 to freeze it. Then dumped the thing in Antarctica.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:38 PM (1yjq9) Where it became "The Thing?" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw) 203
You mean my psychosis isn't entertaining?
Posted by: Michael Moore at August 11, 2017 03:39 PM (4AVeu) 204
Wasn't there a time when revolutionaries were supposed to be lean and guant ascetics?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 03:39 PM (hJrjt) Posted by: dananjcon at August 11, 2017 03:39 PM (WLK0w) 206
198 someday, moore will be in a restaraunt, finish eating, and explode like that guy in that monty python movie. mint sir?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 03:38 PM (KP5rU) Mr. Creosote! Run away!!! Actually, that's my nickname for Chris Christie; Krispy Kreosote. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw) 207
Sefton, that thought has occurred to me on occasion
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:39 PM (1yjq9) 208
Didn't his wife leave him for a man?
Posted by: NCKate at August 11, 2017 03:40 PM (8Xttu) 209
Well, Moore has or had a lovely house in Northern Michigan. Couldn't he have used some of that money to help clean up the water in Flint?
http://tinyurl.com/y7mndlfq Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:40 PM (iVOAv) 210
So you're saying that Michael Moore is the female version of Trigglypuff?
Posted by: Patton's Ghost at August 11, 2017 03:40 PM (f04Jh) 211
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
... That was just his doctor explaining all the ways he's about to die. Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 03:40 PM (yL25O) 212
Michael Moore in "The Philadelphia Cheesesteak Story".
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 03:40 PM (hLRSq) 213
I was having a conversation here at work with someone and I said about someone, "Who wants to sit there and be lied to all the time?"
And then someone who was present but not an active participant said, "Trump." I just kept talking over her. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 03:40 PM (vg8iE) 214
Show us yer back tits!
Posted by: wth - from the audience at August 11, 2017 03:33 PM (HgMAr) ______ Ok, I laughed, then a part of me died inside.. Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 03:41 PM (UmSfZ) 215
209 Well, Moore has or had a lovely house in Northern Michigan. Couldn't he have used some of that money to help clean up the water in Flint?
http://tinyurl.com/y7mndlfq Posted by: FenelonSpoke Methinks Moore doesn't really give an F about the common man Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:41 PM (FZYNt) 216
I betcha Bruce Jenner is lying about getting the surgery.
Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2017 03:41 PM (q177U) 217
199 They smothered the Blob in CO2 to freeze it. Then dumped the thing in Antarctica.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:38 PM (1yjq9) [/5] Transport his frozen ass in a C5 and let him go over the southpole. I like it. Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 03:41 PM (mcI77) 218
I think we ought to have a Michael Moore play about how his oversized man-breasts don't match.
We can call it "The Odd Couple." Posted by: Neil Simon at August 11, 2017 03:41 PM (4AVeu) 219
I betcha Bruce Jenner is lying about getting the surgery.
========= Keep that up and he might show you. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 03:42 PM (vg8iE) 220
Had vegetarian chili for lunch, a banana for breakfast... so I'll be making homemade deep dish pizza for dinner. Dough has been rising since 8 PM last night.
Dead simple ingredients and approach: Cast iron pan, coated in olive oil. Dough, sauce, toppings, 550 degree oven for 10 minutes. DONE. Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at August 11, 2017 03:42 PM (LDV7V) Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 11, 2017 03:42 PM (88jeI) 222
His films are brilliantly made, highly influential and thought provoking . He is very brave to go against the powerful right wing in America. They can't bear the scrutiny and unleash their fury and insults upon him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:35 PM (iVOAv) Yeah, those right wing publications like the NY Times and the LA Times. Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 03:37 PM (Enq6K) Don't laugh. A lot of hard-core socialists and Commies actually DO believe The New York Times is 'Right -Wing." Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 03:42 PM (7uYFy) 223
I pity the alien endoparasitiod larvae that gets implanted in Michael Moore. Doesn't stand a chance.
Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2017 03:42 PM (MxEKc) 224
How do you say "Idiot Loser" in English ? TRUMP and we still love Presdent Obama and will not comply with anything he sign out of protest for Trump steeling the Presdentcy fron Hilllary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 11, 2017 03:42 PM (WmgTn) 225
This made me laugh. Someone from the "Daily Mail" commenting on Moore:
His films are brilliantly made, highly influential and thought provoking . He is very brave to go against the powerful right wing in America. They can't bear the scrutiny and unleash their fury and insults upon him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:35 PM (iVOAv) Eons ago, Moore did a tv show that was the same sort of "gotcha" tactics as those used in his first movie. I've seen some episodes of the show, they weren't always altogether stridently lefty, and there was some humor. I never saw the movie. Nor any of his subsequent films, because it quickly got boring, the same act over and over. So I kinda think he went hard left because he needed to up it. He had nothing else, no other skills, nothing creative to offer the world, so he needed a niche, and found it. Honestly, I think he's like a lot of other media clowns. He doesn't necessarily believe ANYTHING he says or does. He just does it because it's lucrative. But brilliant, influential, thought provoking? Nah, not at all. Quite the opposite, really. Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2017 03:43 PM (TOk1P) 226
209; he was originally responsible for fucking up the water in flint. sewage treatment has its' limits too.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 03:43 PM (KP5rU) 227
Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life.
-- He thinks he is James Bond. "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to diet!" Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2017 03:43 PM (7ZVPa) 228
What do flesh-eating bacteria call Michael Moore?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 03:43 PM (hJrjt) Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 11, 2017 03:43 PM (4AVeu) Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 03:43 PM (vg8iE) 231
223 I pity the alien endoparasitiod larvae that gets implanted in Michael Moore. Doesn't stand a chance.
Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2017 03:42 PM (MxEKc) It would have to fight all the other parasites for nourishment. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2017 03:44 PM (ycWCI) 232
"Moore keeps saying he's had numerous, detailed attempts on his life."
His small intestine got sick to death of all the abuse it was receiving and tried to crawl up and strangle him, but the colon pulled it back down, said there was no way it was going to be stuck with all this shit on its own. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 03:44 PM (k1TUh) 233
Sorry...took me a while to waddle over here from the last thread.
Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle at August 11, 2017 03:44 PM (OdK9v) 234
228 What do flesh-eating bacteria call Michael Moore?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 03:43 PM (hJrjt) Moby Dick? Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2017 03:44 PM (ycWCI) 235
The Alien Facehugger's would reject MM.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 03:45 PM (mcI77) 236
Michael Moore is fat.
Posted by: MacGruber at August 11, 2017 03:45 PM (C278+) 237
Al Gore is fat.
Posted by: MacGruber at August 11, 2017 03:45 PM (C278+) 238
I feel like we need the naked man on white ottoman painting white this thread.
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 11, 2017 03:45 PM (V/f/L) 239
Hillary! is fat.
Posted by: MacGruber at August 11, 2017 03:45 PM (C278+) 240
Don't get me started on this Michael Moore guy.
Posted by: Size 62 Waistband at August 11, 2017 03:46 PM (4AVeu) 241
212 Michael Moore in "The Philadelphia Cheesesteak Story".
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 03:40 PM (hLRSq) The Philadelphia Cheesesteak Experiment. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:46 PM (mbhDw) 242
Don't get me started on this Michael Moore guy.
Posted by: Size 62 Waistband at August 11, 2017 03:46 PM (4AVeu) ===== You poor thing. I certainly empathize with you. Posted by: Shep's Sphincter at August 11, 2017 03:47 PM (vg8iE) 243
240 Don't get me started on this Michael Moore guy.
Posted by: Size 62 Waistband at August 11, 2017 03:46 PM (4AVeu) "Pfft." - - Haystacks Calhoun Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw) 244
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49 Cavil: do they do anything conciously? But really, at least paying lip service to working class interests is necessary. If they neglect otherwise supportive union members, they risk enthusiasm cratering- or even switching sides. I understand why they would de-emphasize class in favor of identity. But neglecting it entirely is insane! Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2017 03:14 PM (DeVCA) See "Donald Trump, Presidential Election Of..." Posted by: DrGreatCham at August 11, 2017 03:47 PM (VZLj2) 245
I think it's funny that all of these New York "sophisticates" who would scoff at tent revivals and the ignorant rubes who would go to such a thing still feel the need to go to tent revivals of their own. Wonder when Moore will figure out how lucrative it can be to to put his Hand of Holy Healing on them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 03:47 PM (k1TUh) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 03:47 PM (OdK9v) 247
Just think if AlGore and Michael Moore teamed up on the junket circuit... Moore-Gore
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:48 PM (1yjq9) 248
The dessert bar at the all-you-can eat Sizzler in Moore's home town is actually a detailed attempt on Moore's life ... and it will succeed. Just a couple more years, no polonium needed.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 03:48 PM (7Ep0P) 249
216 I betcha Bruce Jenner is lying about getting the surgery.
Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2017 03:41 PM (q177U) ------------ Could be. I mean, c'mon. Who wants to actually look? Posted by: Soona at August 11, 2017 03:48 PM (Fmupd) 250
Speaking of Lefties and Broadway, "Voice of the Working Man" Bruce Springsteen is going to do an 8-week engagement at a small theater. For up to $850 a ticket you can hear The Boss reminisce, read from his autobiography and occasionally pick up his acoustic guitar and play a song.....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 03:48 PM (7uYFy) 251
Tub of goo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 03:49 PM (OdK9v) 252
I feel like we need the naked man on white ottoman painting white this thread.
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 11, 2017 03:45 PM (V/f/L) That can be arranged.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2017 03:49 PM (wYseH) 253
Jabba the Hutt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 03:49 PM (OdK9v) 254
Haystacks Calhoun
Posted by: J.J. Sefton ---------- You're dating yourself. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 03:47 PM (OdK9v) A lot of the fellas here are.. ... or did you mean something else? Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2017 03:49 PM (TOk1P) 255
Just think if AlGore and Michael Moore teamed up on the junket circuit... Moore-Gore
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:48 PM (1yjq9) And Pussy Galore MooreGoreGalore! Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 03:49 PM (7uYFy) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:49 PM (iVOAv) 257
I thought Tub of Goo opened for The Sutff at the Cow Palace?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:50 PM (1yjq9) 258
204 Wasn't there a time when revolutionaries were supposed to be lean and gaunt ascetics?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 03:39 PM (hJrjt) ---------------------------------- Absolutely. Well, at least until Mao. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 03:50 PM (0jtPF) Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 03:50 PM (hJrjt) 260
Yeah Mao, Pol Pot, and Lil Kim Ding Dong
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:51 PM (1yjq9) 261
They smothered the Blob in CO2 to freeze it. Then dumped the thing in Antarctica.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:38 PM (1yjq9) Oh no! Once global warming melts all the ice, it'll come back and kill us! Posted by: Neurotic Climate Alarmists at August 11, 2017 03:51 PM (2NqXo) 262
will they have to close the streets so the oversize flatbed and heavy equipment can get in to unload him? will they have to grease him up to get him through the doorways? are these union jobs?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 03:51 PM (KP5rU) 263
I feel like we need the naked man on white ottoman painting white this thread.
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 11, 2017 03:45 PM (V/f/L) That can be arranged.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2017 03:49 PM (wYseH) ------------ NO!! NO!!!!!! He didn't really mean it!!!! Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 03:51 PM (UoSKV) 264
OT: The art of cross-examination. The Taylor Swift trial in which she is being sued for saying that plaintiff grabbed her ass during a photo shoot:
At one point, for example, [plaintiff's attorney] Mr. McFarland asked why, in the photograph she took with [plaintiff} Mr. Mueller, the hem of her skirt does not appear to be pushed up in the front. "Because my ass is located on the back of my body,* Ms. Swift said, earning smiles from several jurors. Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 03:51 PM (Nwg0u) Posted by: Kim Jong Un, Dear Leader at $2 Haircut Place at August 11, 2017 03:51 PM (4AVeu) 266
Speaking of Al Gore, his great sequel to A Convenient Scam bombed too, didn't it?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 03:52 PM (0jtPF) 267
Michael Moore's loofa is as large as a king sized bed.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 03:52 PM (mcI77) 268
Terms of surrender refused. Return to lines and prepare for incoming fire, fat boy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 03:53 PM (3OIiX) 269
I thought Tub of Goo opened for The Sutff at the Cow Palace?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 03:50 PM (1yjq9) Wasn't that Good Old-Fashioned Medicated Goo? Posted by: Traffic at August 11, 2017 03:53 PM (2NqXo) 270
I saw Tub of Good open for The Bare Naked Ladies. ____________________________________ I opened a tub of goo on some bare naked ladies. Posted by: Robert Plant at August 11, 2017 03:53 PM (4AVeu) Posted by: Peter North at August 11, 2017 03:54 PM (FZYNt) 272
Moore in the early 2000s cheered the rise of bookstore chains, and the then-apparent demise of the smaller bookstores. no, he is not a tribune of the common man. never was.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 11, 2017 03:55 PM (I4zC+) 273
Argle bargle.
Posted by: Some Bare Naked Ladies at August 11, 2017 03:55 PM (4AVeu) 274
All this Taylor Swift drama is doing is making me think about her ass.
If that was her goal, mission accomplished. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 03:56 PM (3OIiX) 275
heard the play is running through thanksgiving. then a dozen or so guys will float him out of town during the parade.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 03:56 PM (KP5rU) 276
That boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one.
Posted by: Fat Hercules at August 11, 2017 03:56 PM (LTHVh) 277
Sometimes my boyfriend thinks he's lovin me, but he ain't.
Posted by: Michael Moore at August 11, 2017 03:56 PM (pMGkg) 278
Speaking of Al Gore, his great sequel to A Convenient Scam bombed too, didn't it?
- An Inconvenient Squeakhole Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 03:56 PM (Nwg0u) 279
"Let not my heart fail, even though it be assaulted by a multitude of lipids!"
(Waddles off stage right) -Big MacBeth Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 11, 2017 03:56 PM (e1mEI) 280
So basically he just reads Twitter every night for his followers who then laugh and carry on.
I liked em better when they were crying in the corner. Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at August 11, 2017 03:57 PM (PvCxa) 281
"Michael Moore's face is nothing but moles, wattles, dry patches, and what-the-fuck bumps." He also looks like Baron Harkonnen, with frangrant, oozing pustules and hairy fetid moles, rotting like a garbage pile left out in the New Jersey sun. I wonder if he can walk any longer, with his debilitating knee pain from being grossly overweight. Because we need him to go to the Univ of Oregon to talk about Fat Ass Rights, and whether or not to have a larger portion for seconds. Posted by: Rev Dr E Marco Rubio Esq at August 11, 2017 03:57 PM (0WCz5) 282
That boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one.
Posted by: Fat Hercules ---------- That one...over there. Posted by: Bill Murray at August 11, 2017 03:57 PM (OdK9v) 283
Second Al Gore film opened 15th at the box office.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 03:58 PM (iVOAv) 284
He doesn't bath either. I was asked to give someone a ride to the airport, it was Moore, before his "Roger and Me" film came out. He gave a lecture at UMKC and a friend asked me to give their guest speaker a ride. The fat retard stank like a gut-wagon and was rude as hell.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at August 11, 2017 03:58 PM (bML9A) 285
MooreGoreGalore!
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 03:49 PM (7uYFy) --- with Angyline, and all of them naked... playing Twister on stage. Posted by: redc1c4 at August 11, 2017 03:58 PM (jaNjl) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2017 03:58 PM (fceHP) 287
Can we send BEN ROTHLISBERGER to one of the shows and every time Dinty Moore cracks a lame ass joke have him laugh WAYYYYY TOO LOUD and then EXPLAIN THE JOKE, "ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE!!!" See if they kick him out.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2017 03:58 PM (ymnmz) 288
274 All this Taylor Swift drama is doing is making me think about her ass.
If that was her goal, mission accomplished. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards I didn't need the encouragement Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:59 PM (FZYNt) 289
BTW: i'm having an online special, today only, on Brain Bleach...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 11, 2017 03:59 PM (jaNjl) Posted by: Rev Dr E Marco Rubio Esq at August 11, 2017 03:59 PM (0WCz5) 291
It's Friday - can we just have a Deadpool quotes thread?
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 03:59 PM (3aBcq) 292
I love Michael Moore.
I don't know if I'm pulling him to Earth or he's pulling the Earth to him. Either way, I get the credit. Posted by: Earth's Gravitational Pull at August 11, 2017 04:00 PM (4AVeu) 293
Whose kitty litter did I just shit in?
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 04:00 PM (3aBcq) 294
It's Friday - can we just have a Deadpool quotes thread?
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 03:59 PM (3aBcq) Deadpool/Taylor Swift thread! Something for everyone. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:01 PM (3OIiX) 295
I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit.
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 04:02 PM (3aBcq) 296
I couldn't name a Taylor Swift song to save my life. I could do a quotation from the Koran to save my life-but hope I wouldn't-and yes, I understand Swift has a pleasing voice and is attractive and very wealthy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 04:02 PM (iVOAv) 297
All this Taylor Swift drama is doing is making me think about her ass.
If that was her goal, mission accomplished. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards I didn't need the encouragement Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 03:59 PM (FZYNt) Damn it, now I'm thinking about her legs, too. This is getting serious. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:02 PM (3OIiX) 298
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni!
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 04:03 PM (3aBcq) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 11, 2017 04:03 PM (1yjq9) 300
"I bet it feels huge in this hand" !!
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 04:03 PM (3aBcq) 301
295 I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit.
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 04:02 PM (3aBcq) Detroit died at about age 50, and it did not die of natural causes. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 04:04 PM (mbhDw) 302
Punching Down - a limerick If I just had to hazard a guess I would say that this play is a mess Mikey Moore plays the lead With his usual screed When it's all said and done... Moore is less. Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2017 04:04 PM (wPiJc) 303
284. He doesn't bath either. I was asked to give someone a ride to the airport...
----- He even looks like he doesn't bathe. Which is quite an accomplishment. Posted by: Gorilla Goofed at August 11, 2017 04:04 PM (kYmFJ) 304
Is Moore's ugliness and sloppiness (slugliness?) deliberate? How can anybody be that fat, ugly and sloppy?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 04:04 PM (hJrjt) 305
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni!
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 04:03 PM (3aBcq) ------------- Here you go, just for you: https://youtu.be/ptKgRecPi1I (language-y, FYI) Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 04:04 PM (UoSKV) 306
I said "Far out, what a day, a year, a laugh it is"
You know, well you know you had it comin' to you Now there's not a lot I can do Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 11, 2017 04:05 PM (e8kgV) 307
"with great power comes great merchandising opportunity"
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 04:05 PM (3aBcq) 308
268 Terms of surrender refused. Return to lines and prepare for incoming fire, fat boy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 03:53 PM (3OIiX) "Nuts!" - - Shorter Mark Andrew Edwards and Anthony McAuliffe. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw) 309
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Punching Down - a limerick If I just had to hazard a guess I would say that this play is a mess Mikey Moore plays the lead With his usual screed When it's all said and done... Moore is less. Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2017 04:04 PM (wPiJc) Bwa ha ha. Nicely done. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:06 PM (3OIiX) 310
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What does Big Ben have to do with Massive Michael? Posted by: Rev Dr E Marco Rubio Esq at August 11, 2017 03:59 PM (0WCz5) Haven't you ever been to a show where that one guy in the audience is way to into it, and totally kills the mood and the guy on stage doesn't know if its serious praise or not? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2017 04:06 PM (ymnmz) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:07 PM (3OIiX) 312
And While I'm At It - another limerick The buttocks of poor Taylor Swift Are two of Ma Nature's best gifts An opportunity seized When he gave her a squeeze He merely was offering a lift Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2017 04:08 PM (wPiJc) 313
@FenelonSpoke
Not even 'Shake it off'? That one is fun. (remove space) https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:08 PM (3OIiX) 314
https://youtu.be/ptKgRecPi1I
OH MY GAWD!! Thank you bluebell. Not previously viewed & LOVING it! Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 04:08 PM (3aBcq) 315
These last two threads - what is it - Fat-Ass-Fridays?
Posted by: Dang at August 11, 2017 04:09 PM (8b+oT) 316
Why haven't the SJWs protested the name Broadway? The poor street hasn't even been given the opportunity to choose its gender.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored at August 11, 2017 04:09 PM (hJrjt) 317
311 @J.J. Sefton
I don't deserve to be in the same grey box as McAuliffe. But yes, same thought. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:07 PM (3OIiX) So long as that grey box is not Bastogne in December of '44. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 04:09 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:10 PM (3OIiX) 319
I couldn't name a Taylor Swift song to save my life. I could do a quotation from the Koran to save my life-but hope I wouldn't-and yes, I understand Swift has a pleasing voice and is attractive and very wealthy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke I'm not familiar with her, other than generally, either. I wouldn't recognize her if I slipped my hand up her skirt. Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 11, 2017 04:10 PM (gIRsn) 320
OH MY GAWD!! Thank you bluebell. Not previously viewed & LOVING it!
Posted by: IloveDeadpool at August 11, 2017 04:08 PM (3aBcq) ---------- You're welcome. Not really my thing at all, but I came across it a while back by sheer happenstance. Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 04:10 PM (UoSKV) 321
I suppose I've heard bits of Taylor Swift but Imagine her appeal is to people much. much younger than I am.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 04:11 PM (iVOAv) 322
Now after eating all this, why aren't I 500 lbs ahead, you might ask...
Posted by: Michael Moore at August 11, 2017 04:12 PM (V/f/L) 323
Wonder when Moore will figure out how lucrative it can be to to put his Hand of Holy Healing on them.
***** Ummm, Howie fell over. /just the punchline Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2017 04:12 PM (wPiJc) 324
All these modern girl singers blend in my mind.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 04:12 PM (iVOAv) 325
Haven't you ever been to a show where that one guy in the audience is way to into it, and totally kills the mood and the guy on stage doesn't know if its serious praise or not?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless ---------- Open mike night at the bar in The Brunswick Hotel, Toronto. This gal was belting out Tammy Wynette tunes. She was indescribably awful. Guy at the next table kept shouting "Unbelievable!", which she interpreted as adoration...so she would crank up with another one. It was...unforgettable. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 04:12 PM (OdK9v) 326
The people of Venezuela would kill for the opportunity to eat whatever is in Moore's navel.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored at August 11, 2017 04:13 PM (hJrjt) 327
Happenstance - a word one does not see used too often. I like it.
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 04:13 PM (gbWkA) 328
Addendum to my post in the previous thread:
Got to a garage, they were able to get a replacement alternator. Looks like I won't have to spend the night here. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 11, 2017 04:13 PM (VokPK) 329
Guy at the next table kept shouting "Unbelievable!", which she interpreted as adoration...so she would crank up with another one. It was...unforgettable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 04:12 PM (OdK9v) ---------- You didn't haul off and let him have it? What self-control you must have! Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 04:13 PM (UoSKV) 330
328 Addendum to my post in the previous thread:
Got to a garage, they were able to get a replacement alternator. Looks like I won't have to spend the night here. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 11, 2017 04:13 PM (VokPK) You're spending the night here? Is there an AOSHQ AirbnB? Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored at August 11, 2017 04:14 PM (hJrjt) 331
Are we really supposed to believe that Hillary has a spiritual advisor while she was running for POTUS?
Seriously? And the loser advisor put out a book with the "Daily Devotions of Hillary Clinton".... I can see some fun coming this way... Devotion #1 - Thank god for the vodka and Huma, they both help me sleep at night Posted by: Hillary from Hell at August 11, 2017 04:14 PM (3aBcq) 332
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You didn't haul off and let him have it? What self-control you must have! Posted by: bluebell ------------ No, no. It was like a bad comedy. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 04:15 PM (OdK9v) 333
So, michael moore is now of the 'gleeful' persuasion?
Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2017 04:15 PM (zLDYs) 334
I couldn't name a Taylor Swift song to save my life. I could do a quotation from the Koran to save my life-but hope I wouldn't-and yes, I understand Swift has a pleasing voice and is attractive and very wealthy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke I'm not familiar with her, other than generally, either. I wouldn't recognize her if I slipped my hand up her skirt. Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 11, 2017 04:10 PM (gIRsn) In one of those weird crossings in life, I was in Vegas at the MGM Grand while Taylor Swift was there. (They do some award show or other at the MGM Grand.) She was at the pool in one of the cabanas and I was just across from her. Even more weirdly, the guy who came to fix my TV in my room had just come from Taylor Swift's room where, same as me, the cable had gone out. He said she was nice and wanted to ask him all kinds of questions about repairing TV's in Vegas. But surrounded by an entourage. So, that's my nearest brush with T-Swift. Across the pool, sharing a MGM TV repair tech. ...ok, not a classic anecdote... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:15 PM (3OIiX) 335
Do you think Phat Boi has any inkling of the amount of Spainish Inqusition coming his way?
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 04:16 PM (gbWkA) 336
333 So, michael moore is now of the 'gleeful' persuasion?
Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2017 04:15 PM (zLDYs) So he's both top and bottom? Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:16 PM (hJrjt) 337
There are still orchestra seats for $149 for the MM show tonight.
Sounds like a great date plan. If you want to get friend-zoned. Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2017 04:16 PM (MxEKc) 338
326 The people of Venezuela would kill for the opportunity to eat whatever is in Moore's navel. Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored at August 11, 2017 04:13 PM (hJrjt) If you commit to sending one Michael Moore today, you will help feed a Venezuelan child for a year. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 11, 2017 04:16 PM (e1mEI) 339
Once he transitions can replace Andrea Dworkin and haunt U of M in Ann Arbor.
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 11, 2017 04:17 PM (d3wbb) 340
Northenlurker, here is Monte Vista, CO. The AoSHQ is wherever there's wifi.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 11, 2017 04:17 PM (VokPK) 341
...ok, not a classic anecdote...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:15 PM (3OIiX) ------------ . . . but I'd say that qualifies as a brush with greatness, as Letterman used to say. Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 04:17 PM (UoSKV) 342
Happenstance - a word one does not see used too often. I like it.
******* Homage to Larry Craig - a limerick In a men's room he once took a chance With his ankles bedraped by his pants He soon got arrested and meekly protested "I'm the victim of a wide happen-stance" Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2017 04:17 PM (wPiJc) 343
***Reaches under left man boob***
So, that's where I left the other half of that at grilled cheese sandwich!!! TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER!!!! Posted by: Michael Moore at August 11, 2017 04:19 PM (A3b6q) Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 04:19 PM (UoSKV) 345
Less is Moore.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 11, 2017 04:19 PM (/qEW2) 346
335 Do you think Phat Boi has any inkling of the amount of Spainish Inqusition coming his way?
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 04:16 PM (gbWkA) Part of me thinks, he has to launch the missile salvo on Guam lest he lose face with his underlings. But if he fires, much of what there is of North Korea will be flattened, and he wants to stay in power. And the Chi-Coms saying they will not interfere if he strikes first is a major change in a very long-standing policy. Phat Phucker is phucked. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw) 347
The secret word is "happenstance"
Posted by: Zombie Groucho at August 11, 2017 04:21 PM (gbWkA) 348
If Lincoln went to this play he would have finished his Presidency, because, I swear by all that is holy, I would have used my one bullet for this insufferable walrus.
Posted by: Zombie John Wilkes Booth at August 11, 2017 04:21 PM (A3b6q) 349
Muldoon, what ever you do, don't ever change!
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 04:22 PM (gbWkA) 350
341 ...ok, not a classic anecdote...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:15 PM (3OIiX) ------------ . . . but I'd say that qualifies as a brush with greatness, as Letterman used to say. Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 04:17 PM (UoSKV) Taylor Swift is one of those great 'if' girls. You know 'if I was closer to her age' and 'if we met socially, we might hit it off'...that kind of thing. Don't get me wrong, I think she's very attractive but she seems approachable. Not down to earth or not anymore, but you know...'if'... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:22 PM (3OIiX) 351
I can see Fat Boy lobbing missiles in the direction of Guam, but not aimed at Guam, as a provocation.
Trump should sink a NORK sub underwater on the down-low in retaliation, and not tell the World. If Fat Boy is rational, he doesn't want a war. If he isn't, better to have the war now. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 04:22 PM (+7/1f) 352
I've said before that the resurfacing of tired old activists from the oughts, like Al Gore, won't help the left achieve any goals. That applies to Mikey too.
Noted halfwit Kamala Harris is now calling for renewing the "assault weapon" "ban". That has the stench of decades' old failure on it too. Posted by: stace at August 11, 2017 04:22 PM (6iw++) 353
If Mike fell over, can he get up on his own, or does he have a series of low-paid manservants to pick him up and feed him? I bet brushing his teeth causes him to gasp for air. He might even get exhausted just breathing. Posted by: Rev Dr E Marco Rubio Esq at August 11, 2017 04:23 PM (0WCz5) 354
The reason the oceans never receded during Obama's tenure was Moore frolicking by the seashore.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:23 PM (hJrjt) 355
346; i don't think so j.j. the yahoo foreign policy rocket surgeons already said he won. the yoke is on us.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 04:24 PM (KP5rU) 356
326 The people of Venezuela would kill for the opportunity to eat whatever is in Moore's navel.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored at August 11, 2017 04:13 PM (hJrjt) "We carr filst dibs!" North Koreans Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw) 357
Taylor Swift has had a habit of trashing her exes in song.
Like Megyn Kelly, I'm "tough but cute" and could take it. Just sayin' Taylor, if you're out there reading, Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 04:24 PM (+7/1f) 358
337 There are still orchestra seats for $149 for the MM show tonight.
Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2017 04:16 PM (MxEKc) ----------------------- Whoa. That's some serious coin. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 04:25 PM (0jtPF) 359
Michael Moore. Michael Moore.
Oh I remember that lard ass! He won some award not too long ago for creating the world's biggest skid mark in a Fruit of Da Loom. A real loser. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2017 04:25 PM (5VlCp) 360
The New York Daily News hit a new low with it's cover today. And they really had to aim low....
Wish I could find a link.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 04:25 PM (7uYFy) 361
Haven't you ever been to a show where that one guy in the audience is way to into it, and totally kills the mood and the guy on stage doesn't know if its serious praise or not? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2017 04:06 PM (ymnmz) Sounds a lot like a Will Fereal skit. YEAH YEAH!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!! INCREDIBLE!!! Posted by: Rev Dr E Marco Rubio Esq at August 11, 2017 04:25 PM (0WCz5) 362
358 337 There are still orchestra seats for $149 for the MM show tonight.
Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2017 04:16 PM (MxEKc) ----------------------- Whoa. That's some serious coin. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 04:25 PM (0jtPF) The money is directly going to a food bank, isn't it? Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:26 PM (hJrjt) 363
I had the mispleasure of being one of the house engineers at the facility Fahrenheit 9/11 was post produced.
Other than the hot editor who worked on it, what a nightmare Moore and his crew were. Posted by: Kreplach at August 11, 2017 04:27 PM (Zyxrd) 364
Michael Moore walks into a bar. The waitress says ' you look confused. Have you never been to a salad bar?'
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 04:28 PM (cqZPN) 365
The last photo of Moore I saw he looked like a fat, old lesbian.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:28 PM (hJrjt) 366
352 I've said before that the resurfacing of tired old activists from the oughts, like Al Gore, won't help the left achieve any goals. That applies to Mikey too.
Noted halfwit Kamala Harris is now calling for renewing the "assault weapon" "ban". That has the stench of decades' old failure on it too. Posted by: stace at August 11, 2017 04:22 PM (6iw++) Keep phucking that chicken. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw) 367
I posted the other day about how the most violent nations are all home to Islam, the religion of peace, per Obama.
Venezuela and North Korea are below subsistence calories, and are home to uber-socialism, the economy of prosperity, per Bernie. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 04:28 PM (+7/1f) 368
the left entertainment establishment loves to engage in cheap calumny using caracture, with snl being the model.
Swing voters begin to conflate the parody and the real McCoy. tina fey's Sarah Palin was perhaps the most successful of these hit-jobs while the melissa mccarthy-sean spicer was perhaps the most spiteful and over the top. Why not return the favor? I'd like to see celebrity impersonators for loudmouth "entertainers" like michael moore, george clooney, sarah silvermain; and high profile establishment political figures like fellonia von pantsuit and fauxcahontis and plugs and bongo in thinly-veiled political attack telling Americans how stupid they are for their attachment to their traditions and autonomy and how they are fools to reject the prog boot on their neck. I want the swing voters in the next election to laugh about and endorse OUR lies this time Posted by: Mentus at August 11, 2017 04:30 PM (B+lj5) 369
In a men's room he once took a chance
With his ankles bedraped by his pants He soon got arrested and meekly protested ----------------------------------------- Craig's proclivities aside... We've traveled from a land where intent (as perceived) alone is a crime to a land where if there is no intent then, by golly gee, there is no crime. And that is the distinction between washroom signals and bathroom servers. Posted by: RioBravo at August 11, 2017 04:30 PM (giT7q) 370
"We'll have the salmon." The salmon in this case being Trump's impeachment.
When Barky says, "We'll have the salmon" he's talking about the two of you jerking the fish off on national TV. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 11, 2017 04:31 PM (rZ+mb) 371
I'd hate to be the guy who had to install a back up camera in Moore's ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:32 PM (hJrjt) 372
362
The money is directly going to a food bank, isn't it? Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:26 PM (hJrjt) -------------------------------- If by "food bank" you mean Mikey's stomach, why, yes, it is! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 04:32 PM (0jtPF) 373
I'd hate to be the guy who had to install a back up camera in Moore's ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:32 PM (hJrjt) ------------------------------- Wasn't that a documentary, the "Tunnel Engineers" or something? Posted by: RioBravo at August 11, 2017 04:33 PM (giT7q) 374
The guy's got so much estrogen in him he's naturally transitioning to spectacularly ugly fat woman with a face that looks like Mars during the Late Bombardment.
There is science in that. Fat men have more estrogen which causes them to take longer to come to orgasm during sex. Fit men are more likely to prematurely ejaculate. So most women would probably have a better experience in bed with Moore. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 11, 2017 04:34 PM (/qEW2) 375
If Fat Boy is rational, he doesn't want a war. If he isn't, better to have the war now.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 04:22 PM (+7/1f) Fat Boy is rational -- in his world. His world is composed of an enslaved people, constantly on the brink of war as if some long-lost WWII Japanese soldier on an island. Cut off from the rest of the world, unable to communicate with anyone in the next town, city, country. Unable to see how wretched his/her existence is. Fat Boy sits proudly atop of that pyramid. Everything that keeps him in power is good - for him. Keeping his people constantly on the brink of war is good for him, as he stays in power another day, then another day. But it only takes one gun, one General in his command to stop the insanity he and his family have perpetuated for so long. He daily threads a needle which is slowly closing. Each day it becomes tougher to thread that needle. Like the Clinton Crime Syndicate, I hope their days are coming to an end. But they're not going down quietly or peacefully. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 04:34 PM (EgwCt) 376
Never go to a food bank and ask them what their going interest rate is on food accounts.
They don't like that. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2017 04:34 PM (hcyUh) 377
Now that we're on food, any suggestions on a one-pot Instant Pot recipies?
I bought the damn thing and it makes hard boiled eggs like crazy but haven't managed to make anything else that tastes good. I'd like to try a chicken and rice dish if folks have thoughts. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:34 PM (3OIiX) 378
377 Now that we're on food, any suggestions on a one-pot Instant Pot recipies?
Whoa dude. Instant pot. What do you want next, Instant Doritos? Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:35 PM (hJrjt) 379
Now that we're on food, any suggestions on a one-pot Instant Pot recipies?
-------------------------------------- If that can be perfected it will be a goldmine. Particularly with the wave of legalization. Posted by: RioBravo at August 11, 2017 04:36 PM (giT7q) 380
378 377 Now that we're on food, any suggestions on a one-pot Instant Pot recipies?
Whoa dude. Instant pot. What do you want next, Instant Doritos? Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:35 PM (hJrjt) What I want...well, if Taylor Swift is off the table, I'll settle for justifying what I bought Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:38 PM (3OIiX) 381
for saying that plaintiff grabbed her ass during a photo shoot:
----- If the hand don't fit, you must acquit! Posted by: zombie jackie chiles at August 11, 2017 04:39 PM (mJ8mX) 382
Well ace, I'm certainly glad you didn't indulge in any cheap-ass fat jokes at Moore's expense. That would not be fitting for the high level of discourse here at the HQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 04:39 PM (+Xgkm) 383
382 Well ace, I'm certainly glad you didn't indulge in any cheap-ass fat jokes at Moore's expense. That would not be fitting for the high level of discourse here at the HQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 04:39 PM (+Xgkm) The fat jokes have all been pricey-ass. Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:40 PM (hJrjt) 384
Starving man spends all day blogging about fat people?
Posted by: DaveA at August 11, 2017 04:40 PM (FhXTo) 385
Tillis has a democrat challenger in 20. Sounds like a Nasty Woman
Posted by: NCKate at August 11, 2017 04:41 PM (8Xttu) 386
384 Starving man spends all day blogging about fat people?
Posted by: DaveA at August 11, 2017 04:40 PM (FhXTo) Don't let Ace get near Moore with a knife and fork. Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:41 PM (hJrjt) 387
So are we getting any closer to Fallout 5 for real?
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 04:42 PM (gbWkA) Posted by: Rev Dr E Marco Rubio Esq at August 11, 2017 04:42 PM (0WCz5) 389
387 So are we getting any closer to Fallout 5 for real?
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 04:42 PM (gbWkA) If Michael Moore is around he would eat any mushroom cloud. Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless and bored, so very bored at August 11, 2017 04:44 PM (hJrjt) 390
Starving man spends all day blogging about fat people?
Posted by: DaveA at August 11, 2017 04:40 PM (FhXTo) Bone broth and potassium iodide pills. We're talking at least 75 calories per day. One percenter. Posted by: Average North Korean at August 11, 2017 04:44 PM (EgwCt) 391
Nood
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2017 04:46 PM (U76Nz) 392
I'm going to put a cup of rice, a pound of chicken and a cup of broth in with some spice and mushrooms. Or maybe a cup of cream of mushroom soup. See how that works.
Stupid impulse buy from Prime Day.... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 04:46 PM (3OIiX) Posted by: admiral johnson, RN at August 11, 2017 04:46 PM (mJ8mX) 394
To be honest, Demi Moore is more attractive than Michael Moore.
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 11, 2017 04:46 PM (/qEW2) 395
Michael Moore: attention whore. "We are all Muslim". He is a troll. Do not feed the trolls.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 11, 2017 04:53 PM (/qEW2) 396
What Ace said.
Posted by: KentAllard at August 11, 2017 05:25 PM (TQw9b) 397
I feel nauseous reading about the fat toad's face. I have not looked that closely...but I have read he smells like rotting cabbage and urnine.
Oh, wait, that is the Hag. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 11, 2017 06:15 PM (J5mzk) 398
"what else are you supposed to call a room full of people chanting and cheering every time a majority opinion is reaffirmed, and hissing and cursing whenever the Enemy is mentioned?"
Rocky Horror Picture Show for Stalinists. Posted by: Pst314 at August 11, 2017 06:21 PM (D2xaQ) Posted by: Pst314 at August 11, 2017 06:28 PM (D2xaQ) 400
"longueurs"...back in the Seventies, Time would have italicized that for us.
Posted by: Thirdtwin at August 11, 2017 06:46 PM (Ixl7R) 401
Moore knows he is defective...and he is angry. The world pays.
Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2017 07:56 PM (6dFYM) 402
Longueur. Noun, vulgar. She tongueured my longueur.
Posted by: melanerpes at August 11, 2017 11:13 PM (bzwG2) 403
Buffet Master Obi-CD only speaks truth!
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