Open Thread

I'll put up something in a bit. But in the meantime, here's that new fresh smell.

Posted by: Ace at 12:48 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017 12:48 PM (s/EUv)

2 who farted?

Posted by: catman at August 10, 2017 12:48 PM (5H2BV)

3 Wasnt me

Posted by: McCool at August 10, 2017 12:49 PM (tWnED)

4 Not me

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017 12:49 PM (s/EUv)

5 2

Sorry

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2017 12:49 PM (8ikIW)

6 He who smelt it...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017 12:49 PM (s/EUv)

7 new fresh smell.

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Smells like Val-U-Rite and regret.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 10, 2017 12:49 PM (KUaJL)

8 I guess GP must've been getting pretty rank...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 10, 2017 12:49 PM (+7xUe)

9 Good thing. The zucchini was getting wet and sloppy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:50 PM (0mRoj)

10 willowed:

430 Bob Shrum?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2017 12:42 PM (NOIQH)

YESSS!!! Thank you, Lizzy, Bob Shrum it is! I wonder what that old loser is doing these days?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 10, 2017 12:50 PM (+7xUe)

11 Content is for closers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 12:50 PM (Mouru)

12 New Thread Smell!

Posted by: SFGoth at August 10, 2017 12:50 PM (dZ756)

13 8 I guess GP must've been getting pretty rank...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 10, 2017 12:49 PM (+7xUe)

It was all well and good until GP jumped up and said "Smell my finger".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2017 12:50 PM (jxbfJ)

14 Smells like... victory.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 12:50 PM (GEpFD)

15 False advertising, it smells like an elevator in a flatulence treatment center.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 10, 2017 12:50 PM (7ZVPa)

16 new fresh smell.

---

Smells like Val-U-Rite and regret.
Posted by: joe

Was gonna say, rich corinthian leather, but I guess we're already on our way home from the club.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (U76Nz)

17 I liked the old thread. It was seasoned in hand-crafted barrels of oak. Ape-oak.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (eXSOZ)

18 Ha! Mueller got his search warrant from a judge that used to work for him and Lynch too.

Government, an organized crime racket?

Posted by: MAGA at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (6sJHT)

19 The bathing suit the Bradley tranny freak is wearing in the picture in the last thread looks like the bathing suit that the Bruce tranny freak wore in one of his pictorials. Is there a tranny bathing suit line?

Posted by: NCKate at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (8Xttu)

20 Smells like a boiler room urinal.

Anybody remember what movie that's from?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (GEpFD)

21 Male prostitute, 26, dies of meth overdose at Hollywood home of high-profile Democrat donor

Posted by: D-FENS at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (q1ack)

22 The smell of new leather . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (PoXBp)

23 What fresh new hell is this?

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (XMDuf)

24 Open Thread

Boobs
Guns
Ginger vs. Mary Anne
Boobs
Longbows vs. Crossbows

The floor is yours.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 12:52 PM (Mouru)

25 ok, who farted?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 10, 2017 12:52 PM (hMwEB)

26 Boobs
Guns
Ginger vs. Mary Anne
Boobs
Longbows vs. Crossbows

You forgot Boobs.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 12:52 PM (GEpFD)

27 ACE, are you aware of the problems the site is having? Or is it just me? If I stay on this site too long, my computer shunts me suddenly to ad sites. This doesn't happen to me when I'm on any other website.

Posted by: Pat* at August 10, 2017 12:52 PM (DL6/a)

28 TL

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2017 12:52 PM (oVJmc)

29 Tastes like shit and smells like a fart.

Posted by: F. Ross Johnson at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (bc2Lc)

30 24 Open Thread

Boobs
Guns
Ginger vs. Mary Anne
Boobs
Longbows vs. Crossbows

The floor is yours.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017
*
*
Jennifer vs. Bailey

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (PoXBp)

31 19 The bathing suit the Bradley tranny freak is wearing in the picture in the last thread looks like the bathing suit that the Bruce tranny freak wore in one of his pictorials. Is there a tranny bathing suit line?
Posted by: NCKate at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (8Xttu)

Extra reinforcement in the crotch to keep your tuck in place.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (0mRoj)

32 So...what do we do?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (qJhUV)

33 I'll put up something in a bit.
I'll put up something to fill in for *your* open thread. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (eXSOZ)

34 Posted by: F. Ross Johnson

--

Turn it over

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (7ZVPa)

35 Tastes like shit and smells like a fart.

***

Why do you know what shit tastes like?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (GEpFD)

36 ACE, are you aware of the problems the site is having? Or is it just me? If I stay on this site too long, my computer shunts me suddenly to ad sites. This doesn't happen to me when I'm on any other website.
Posted by: Pat* at August 10, 2017 12:52 PM (DL6/a)

The problem is caused by the presence of an asterisk in your nic. Never use an asterisk in your nic. NEVER.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (Mouru)

37 29 Tastes like shit and smells like a fart.
Posted by: F. Ross Johnson at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (bc2Lc)

Brussels sprouts?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (0mRoj)

38 Apple pie?

Posted by: Locke Common at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (t4+vp)

39 Something in the air
Is telling me to go there
So I'll follow my nose
Go wherever it goes

It's calling from around the corner
Waiting just outside of town
Trailing vapors sweet and tangy
Daring me to track it down

So fresh!
I'll search until I find it
So fresh!
I'm closing in behind it
So fresh!
Nothing could be better
So fresh!
Like I died and went to heaven

Posted by: DEVO at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (Yi9Gb)

40 Marine shot dead by her ex-boyfriend (Hassan Shahid) in NJ

http://tinyurl.com/ybjdt4h2

Posted by: McCool at August 10, 2017 12:54 PM (tWnED)

41 Posted by: Pat* at August 10, 2017 12:52 PM (DL6/a)

Fix your computer.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 10, 2017 12:54 PM (sf2BM)

42 31 19 The bathing suit the Bradley tranny freak is wearing in the picture in the last thread looks like the bathing suit that the Bruce tranny freak wore in one of his pictorials. Is there a tranny bathing suit line?
Posted by: NCKate at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (8Xttu)

Extra reinforcement in the crotch to keep your tuck in place.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (0mRoj)

They use something called a "gaff" for that.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2017 12:54 PM (XMDuf)

43 >>YESSS!!! Thank you, Lizzy, Bob Shrum it is! I wonder what that old loser is doing these days?

He does political commentary on CNN or MSNBC. Naturally.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2017 12:54 PM (NOIQH)

44 The smell of burning leather
As we hold each other tight
As our rivets rub together
Flashing sparks into the night
At this moment of surrender darling
If you really care
Don't touch me there
Don't touch me there

I will give my love forever
If you promise me you'll
never ever ever touch me there

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017 12:54 PM (s/EUv)

45 Willowed from the last thread:

There is such a thing as pure thoughts about high school cheerleaders?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2017 12:42 PM (5y11N)

I suppose that's possible in theory.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:44 PM (0mRoj)

Reminds me of this classic National Lampoon cover:

http://tinyurl.com/y83o3vus

And this one:

http://tinyurl.com/ycgybky2

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2017 12:54 PM (X6fMO)

46 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2017 12:54 PM (X6fMO)

Hah! The T and A are a nice touch.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:55 PM (0mRoj)

47 I miss National Lampoon.

Yes, I'm old.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 12:55 PM (GEpFD)

48 7 new fresh smell.

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Smells like Val-U-Rite and regret.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 10, 2017 12:49 PM (KUaJL)

But mostly regret.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 10, 2017 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

49 37 29 Tastes like shit and smells like a fart.
Posted by: F. Ross Johnson at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (bc2Lc)

Brussels sprouts?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM

It's that okra I tell ya...that G**damned okra!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2017 12:55 PM (0tfLf)

50 Best part of this content was the volcano - I think it was a metaphor for an Ewok with an Ikea diagram and some parts that could be a shelf, or could be something else. It's really only resolved in the viewer's interpretation.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 10, 2017 12:55 PM (88jeI)

51 If I stay on this site too long, my computer shunts me suddenly to ad sites.
If I stay too long, it's cause I love you.

Posted by: The Creation, 1967 at August 10, 2017 12:55 PM (eXSOZ)

52 Open Thread

Boobs
Guns
Ginger vs. Mary Anne
Boobs
Longbows vs. Crossbows

The floor is yours.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017
*
*
Jennifer vs. Bailey

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (PoXBp)

Morticia vs Lily.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2017 12:55 PM (X6fMO)

53 44. 'She's leading me down the moist corridor. It smells of burnt leather.' - Fisher, The Element of Crime.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (fA1SL)

54 31 19 The bathing suit the Bradley tranny freak is wearing in the picture in the last thread looks like the bathing suit that the Bruce tranny freak wore in one of his pictorials. Is there a tranny bathing suit line?
Posted by: NCKate at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (8Xttu)

Extra reinforcement in the crotch to keep your tuck in place.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (0mRoj)

They use something called a "gaff" for that.

Women's bathing suits don't have a boner panel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (Mouru)

55 21 Male prostitute, 26, dies of meth overdose at Hollywood home of high-profile Democrat donor

Posted by: D-FENS at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (q1ack)

Not reported in the U.S. press. You have to read UK papers to find out about it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (+7xUe)

56 Sports news

Golf- PGA Championship this week . Spieth going for career grand slam.

Tennis - Canadian Open Rogers Cup. Federer back in action.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (A6Xv7)

57 The nood thread same as the old thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (mJ8mX)

58 Women's bathing suits don't have a boner panel.

***

That's, like, sexiss or something.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (GEpFD)

59 Still chuckling at flatulence treatment center

Posted by: TexasDan at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (aHz7f)

60 RALLY CAT!

Posted by: Rally Cat! at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (L7t0A)

61 **Dumps a box of Kaboom on the kitchen floor**

I'll put some breakfast on in a bit.

**Snuffs out cig in pile of Kaboom**

**Takes a swig of Valu-Rite**

**Goes back to bed**

Posted by: Ace's mom at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (wPiJc)

62 Those crazy Mennonites. This cracked me up.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc9pxaof

Posted by: Molly k. at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (gn2iT)

63 If shit were brains, Teh One would be considered a freakin' genius like Einstein.

Posted by: Einstein's LeftNut at August 10, 2017 12:57 PM (bbfO2)

64 Tastes like shit and smells like a fart.
Posted by: F. Ross Johnson at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (bc2Lc)

------

How to tell if your roomates gay....

Posted by: just the punchline at August 10, 2017 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

65 The smell of burning leather
As we hold each other tight

We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
We move so fast it seems as though we've taken to the sky
Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry.

Posted by: Judas Priest at August 10, 2017 12:57 PM (eXSOZ)

66 I hear you can get a can of new car smell. Used car dealers use them. I wonder if you can do that with new threads...

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 10, 2017 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

67 Not reported in the U.S. press. You have to read UK papers to find out about it.

***

The Brits still do that tired old "journalism" thing from time to time.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 12:57 PM (GEpFD)

68 National Lampoon to me always seemed like they were trying too hard to be funny, which made even their successful bits seem kind of strained. That "Look how outrageous I'm being!!!" attitude. Or the Family Guy style of "Let's throw everything at the wall and see what sticks."

Now and then, both have funny bits. But most of the time, to me, NL and FG are way off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 12:57 PM (PoXBp)

69 Smells like Val-U-Rite and regret.
But mainly regret.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 12:57 PM (mJ8mX)

70 Jennifer vs. Bailey
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Bailey. Hands down.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 12:58 PM (U76Nz)

71 "Mennonite Biker Gangs"

Why is this a thing???

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 12:58 PM (GEpFD)

72 Speaking of Bailey:

Jan Smithers on Battle of the Network Stars

Yeah, the vid quality may be crappy, but it's Jan freakin Smithers in a bathing suit. We take what we can get.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93fb4j2

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017 12:58 PM (s/EUv)

73 'She's leading me down the moist corridor. It smells of burnt leather.'

*****

You are about to be eaten by a grue.

Posted by: Ace's mom at August 10, 2017 12:58 PM (wPiJc)

74 And yes, I am indeed a Great American

Toss me the football, Sean.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017 12:58 PM (s/EUv)

75 >>Women's bathing suits don't have a boner panel.

Some come w/little skirts or shorts, which is what I would want a trannie to wear.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2017 12:58 PM (NOIQH)

76 Definitely regret. Oh, the regret.

I need a mulligan for the last 30 years. Or a time machine.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:58 PM (0mRoj)

77
sock b gone

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

78
Ha! Mueller got his search warrant from a judge that used to work for him and Lynch too.

=====

Wisconsin.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (MIKMs)

79 I'll be heading off to work shortly with letter of resignation in hand.
It will be like the opening scene from The Prisoner.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (WxW/Y)

80 52 Open Thread

Boobs
Guns
Ginger vs. Mary Anne
Boobs
Longbows vs. Crossbows

The floor is yours.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017
*
*
Jennifer vs. Bailey

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (PoXBp)

Morticia vs Lily.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2017 12:55 PM

Sophia or Marilyn?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (0tfLf)

81 Never sock the blog owner's mother sock off.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (wPiJc)

82 79 I'll be heading off to work shortly with letter of resignation in hand.
It will be like the opening scene from The Prisoner.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (WxW/Y)

They'll want information.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (0mRoj)

83 Women's bathing suits don't have a boner panel.

They are not custom made for dressing left or dressing right.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (U76Nz)

84 Sophia or Marilyn?

***

Sophia.

Because boobs.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (GEpFD)

85 Sophia or Marilyn?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (0tfLf)

----

well....ones dead...so....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

86 .45, 9mm, or .40?

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 10, 2017 01:00 PM (88jeI)

87 72 Speaking of Bailey:

Jan Smithers on Battle of the Network Stars

Yeah, the vid quality may be crappy, but it's Jan freakin Smithers in a bathing suit. We take what we can get.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93fb4j2
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017
*
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Can't watch it. I was once married to a girl who was a dead ringer for her. Sociopath, it turned out. Brrr.

(Ah, hell, I'm gonna watch it anyway)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 01:00 PM (PoXBp)

88 85 well....ones dead...so....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

There's no romance like necromance.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2017 01:00 PM (XMDuf)

89 Veronica or Betty?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017 01:00 PM (WxW/Y)

90 .45, 9mm, or .40?
Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 10, 2017 01:00 PM (88jeI)

------

embrace the power of AND

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:00 PM (8XRCm)

91 86 .45, 9mm, or .40?
Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 10, 2017 01:00 PM (88jeI)

Celebrate diversity.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 01:00 PM (0mRoj)

92 Sophia or Marilyn?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (0tfLf)

----

well....ones dead...so....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

Why are you looking at me? I HAVE AN ALIBI!!!

Posted by: Bobby Kenedy at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (Mouru)

93 Siena see that in the least surprising news of the decade Bill Krystal is rebranding himself as a liberal?

Soundtrack:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn5Pbug5nRw

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (Nwg0u)

94 Ah, hell, I'm gonna watch it anyway)

watch it. She was at the peak of her babeitude at the time.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (s/EUv)

95 Just 'cause.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Aeo4T65Jg

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (GEpFD)

96 Well, of the responses on yahoo which I read to the pictures of Bradley Manning rae overwhelmingly negative. They're buying he's a woman, not buying he's attractive and say he's a mentally ill traitor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (iVOAv)

97 31 19 The bathing suit the Bradley tranny freak is wearing in the picture in the last thread looks like the bathing suit that the Bruce tranny freak wore in one of his pictorials. Is there a tranny bathing suit line?
Posted by: NCKate at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (8Xttu)

Extra reinforcement in the crotch to keep your tuck in place.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 12:53 PM (0mRoj)

Aren't they both post-surgical? No tuck needed. Just need reinforcement fabric to help keep the hardware in place so their newly created fake-mish from closing up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (jxbfJ)

98 85 Sophia or Marilyn?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (0tfLf)

----

well....ones dead...so....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM

Ahhhh...Sophia Loren. Cause I'm old.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (0tfLf)

99 I meant to say it won't be like the opening scene from The Prisoner.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (WxW/Y)

100 Dammit, I shared all over myself. Damn Valu-rite.

Posted by: Hillary's lower intestines at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (bbfO2)

101 Overall, I think Punch magazine out of the UK was the funniest magazine I have ever read. Sadly, out of business now. They had a regular column, "Let's speak Franglais" that always had me in stitches.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (7ZVPa)

102 Aren't they both post-surgical? No tuck needed. Just need reinforcement fabric to help keep the hardware in place so their newly created fake-mish from closing up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (jxbfJ)

Surgical mesh.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 01:02 PM (0mRoj)

103 Well, of the responses on yahoo which I read to the pictures of Bradley Manning rae overwhelmingly negative. They're buying he's a woman, not buying he's attractive and say he's a mentally ill traitor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (iVOAv)
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I'm with them on the last two. But I'm not buying that he's a woman.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2017 01:02 PM (UoSKV)

104 Yeah, the vid quality may be crappy, but it's Jan freakin Smithers in a bathing suit.

Get it right! It's Jan Smithers in a freaking WET bathing suit!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (U76Nz)

105 90 & 91. 7.62x25, ftw! Hundreds of thousands of dead Soviets can't be wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (fA1SL)

106 Sorry; Typo. They're NOT buying he's now a woman

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (iVOAv)

107 I don't care how much publicity it might get me, I'm not cutting my dick off.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (0mRoj)

108 Jennifer Connelly vs. Bailey's and Coffee?

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (eXSOZ)

109 94 Ah, hell, I'm gonna watch it anyway)

watch it. She was at the peak of her babeitude at the time.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017
*
*
And then there's the clips of the Heathers, Thomas and Locklear. Hmmm!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (PoXBp)

110 Looks like Google and other "woke" gate-keepers of tech are ratcheting up their squashing of dissent.

From Sargon of Akkad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzA6Sy0d7k

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (vBeA5)

111 Sorry; Typo. They're NOT buying he's now a woman
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (iVOAv)
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Okie dokie, then I revise my statement to agree with them!

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (UoSKV)

112
http://tinyurl.com/yc3yb8q2

...and ya'all thought spiders were bad...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (8XRCm)

113 I'm with them on the last two. But I'm not buying that he's a woman.

He is, but only if you consider "a clownish parody of a woman" and "a woman" to be the same thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (Mouru)

114 Speaking of caliber size, does anyone have any opinions on holster alternatives like clip draw? I was thinking of getting one for my M&P Shield 9mm. I myself would like the fact that I wouldn't have the bulkiness of a holster to contend with.

Posted by: Independent George at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (BDZWU)

115 WTF is going on with this site lately? Did someone think it would be funny to put an asterisk in their name again?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (psH+N)

116 Emma Peel or Tara King?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (WxW/Y)

117 Emma Peel or Tara King?

***

Bitch, please.

The real choice is Emma Peel or Purdey?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (GEpFD)

118 I don't care how much publicity it might get me, I'm not cutting my dick off.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (0mRoj)

Bravo. A man's gotta have principles.

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (Mouru)

119 What smells like kimchi?

Posted by: freaked at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (gM1vU)

120 This is a test of our new Sock-B-Gone app. This is only a test. Had this been a real sock conflict, this station would broadcast specific cursing and flinging of objects.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (BWL+E)

121 114 Speaking of caliber size, does anyone have any opinions on holster alternatives like clip draw? I was thinking of getting one for my M&P Shield 9mm. I myself would like the fact that I wouldn't have the bulkiness of a holster to contend with.
Posted by: Independent George at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (BDZWU)

IWB holsters aren't usually that bulky.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (0mRoj)

122 Sophia or Marilyn?

That's a tough one. Sophia is more likely to cook you a big Italian meal after sex, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (X6fMO)

123 I'll be heading off to work shortly with letter of resignation in hand.

Glad or sad?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (U76Nz)

124 97 Aren't they both post-surgical? No tuck needed. Just need reinforcement fabric to help keep the hardware in place so their newly created fake-mish from closing up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2017 01:01 PM (jxbfJ)

Bruce is (and it sounds like he didn't really want to, but felt pressured to), but I don't think Brad had it done.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (XMDuf)

125 I don't care how much publicity it might get me, I'm not cutting my dick off.
Oh PLEASE.

-Monty Python character.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (eXSOZ)

126 110. They went one better last night. Twitter suspended his main account permanently, and his back up account for a week.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (fA1SL)

127 I hope Presdent TRump has a plan in pcace for all the Grays and Lesbians living on Gaum if it is attacked because TRump's lies are coming back to haunt us now. If we had Hilery Cltinto as Presdent thes problem would have solved by her and husband the first day. We hate Trump !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (WmgTn)

128 94 Ah, hell, I'm gonna watch it anyway)

watch it. She was at the peak of her babeitude at the time.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 10, 2017
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Barefoot, too, or at least it looks like it. You'd think a girl wouldn't want to wear stockings while being dumped in a tank full of water.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (PoXBp)

129 Yeah. No one likes a mother socker.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (mJ8mX)

130 125 I don't care how much publicity it might get me, I'm not cutting my dick off.
Oh PLEASE.

-Monty Python character.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (eXSOZ)

I'm going to need it to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (0mRoj)

131 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 10, 2017 01:05 PM (WmgTn)

Not ashamed to admit I LOL'd.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (GEpFD)

132 Get it right! It's Jan Smithers in a freaking WET bathing suit!

I'm pretty sure that's really what the guy who pitch "Battle of the Network Stars" to the network was after all along. Everything else was incidental. Well, that, and Jaclyn Smith running, very fast. Like a gazelle, made of sexy. I still remember that, it had impact on my formative years.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (88jeI)

133 Speaking of caliber size, does anyone have any opinions on holster alternatives like clip draw? I was thinking of getting one for my M&P Shield 9mm. I myself would like the fact that I wouldn't have the bulkiness of a holster to contend with.
Posted by: Independent George at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (BDZWU)

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As long as you get a trigger guard. Do NOT carry without it.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

134 Emma Peel or Tara King?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (WxW/Y)

Questions that answer themselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (BWL+E)

135 Loni Anderson aged way better than Jan Smithers.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (A6Xv7)

136 Is that treasonous piece of shit McPlanecrash still stealing oxygen from those who deserve it more?

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (h7sWp)

137 Veronica or Betty?

I like my women like I like my beer - cold and alcoholic. So probably Veronica.

BTW, Dan De Carlo, who was an Archie artist for decades, once did a "fan service" sketch of Betty and Veronica showering together. I can't search for it now, but you should be able to find it yourselves.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (X6fMO)

138 118 I don't care how much publicity it might get me, I'm not cutting my dick off.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (0mRoj)

Bravo. A man's gotta have principles.

*clink*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (Mouru)

It's my yellow line in the snow.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 01:07 PM (0mRoj)

139 Bea Arthur or Estelle Getty?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2017 01:07 PM (wPiJc)

140 Crossbows are cheater bows!

If you want to compete with a rifle platform, just bring a fricken rifle. You aren't fooling anyone.

Posted by: Fen at August 10, 2017 01:07 PM (uobEB)

141 I'm going to need it to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest.
Oh, you're no fun anymore.

-Other Monty Python characters

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 01:07 PM (eXSOZ)

142 Loni Anderson aged way better than Jan Smithers.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (A6Xv7)

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Oh.... FUCK YOU.

Posted by: LA Association of High End Plastic Surgeons at August 10, 2017 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

143 I'll be heading off to work shortly with letter of resignation in hand.
It will be like the opening scene from The Prisoner.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017 12:59 PM (WxW/Y)

Wear a gas mask when you get home. Just in case

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 01:08 PM (493sH)

144 Unexploded WWII bomb found at Japan Fukushima nuclear plant

When it rains it pours

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2017 01:08 PM (5y11N)

145 Good thing. The zucchini was getting wet and sloppy.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Flaccid

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 10, 2017 01:08 PM (kusha)

146 Bailey. Hands down.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 12:58 PM (U76Nz

I rate this statement: true.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 10, 2017 01:08 PM (+7xUe)

147 I think Bradley still has his bits because we haven't paid for his surgery yet

Posted by: NCKate at August 10, 2017 01:09 PM (8Xttu)

148 135 Loni Anderson aged way better than Jan Smithers.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017
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And at the time, you'd have thought it would be the other way around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 01:09 PM (PoXBp)

149 sock b gon

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

150 Crossbows are cheater bows!

If you want to compete with a rifle platform, just bring a fricken rifle. You aren't fooling anyone.

Unless you are trying to be quieter.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:09 PM (U76Nz)

151 I LOVE SCIENCE!!! -- The left prior to Googlegate

I'M GETTING A DIVORCE FROM SCIENCE -- The left after Googlegate

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2017 01:09 PM (eSx+E)

152
What was the name of that other Democratic campaign manager, I want to say David Frum, but I know that's not right, whose candidates lost every campaign he managed, but still got hired again and again...

Rick Wilson. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2017 01:09 PM (pNxlR)

153 Bailey.

Gap over boobs every the time (face assumed average/good or higher).

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:09 PM (mJ8mX)

154 Ugh, curiosity got the better of me and I looked at the Chelsea Manning pic.

Assumed it was selfies - but it's Vogue and Annie Liebovitz promoting this?!? Guess they needed a replacement for inconveniently GOP Caitlyn Jenner as their "hero".

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2017 01:09 PM (NOIQH)

155
Crossbows are cheater bows!

If you want to compete with a rifle platform, just bring a fricken rifle. You aren't fooling anyone.
___
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRR

Posted by: Chewbacca at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (eSx+E)

156

Dog crapped all over the kitchen and I woke up to that new fresh smell this morning. Spent two hours picking up poop, cleaning spots and mopping twice. Dog didn't care. Said he'd do it again.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (OZmbA)

157 105 90 & 91. 7.62x25, ftw! Hundreds of thousands of dead Soviets can't be wrong.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (fA1SL)

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Y'know one of these days, when I have the skills and the workspace, I wanna build a semiauto Sten in 7.62x25. I wonder how it would stack up against .30 Carbine in an 18 inch barrel...

Posted by: Jackal at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (Cb7WX)

158 As long as you get a trigger guard. Do NOT carry without it.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (8XRCm)
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Even with the thumb safety on?

Posted by: Independent George at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (BDZWU)

159 I LOVE SCIENCE!!! -- The left prior to Googlegate

I'M GETTING A DIVORCE FROM SCIENCE -- The left after Googlegate

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Hey!

It's "I FUCKING love science."

Get it right.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (GEpFD)

160 I LOVE SCIENCE!!! -- The left prior to Googlegate

I'M GETTING A DIVORCE FROM SCIENCE -- The left after Googlegate
Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2017 01:09 PM (eSx+E)

Science and the left have decided to separate. Please respect their privacy during this difficult time...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (Tnhbr)

161 Les or Herb?

Posted by: Barry at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (bc2Lc)

162 Meth is on the nightstand,chocolate.

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (rmVvL)

163 Catwoman or Harley Quinn?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (JgF1G)

164 BTW, Dan De Carlo, who was an Archie artist for decades, once did a "fan service" sketch of Betty and Veronica showering together. I can't search for it now, but you should be able to find it yourselves.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2017
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I searched. Bravo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (PoXBp)

165 inconveniently GOP Caitlyn Jenner as their "hero".

Not anymore ... Bruce is mad at Trump for his Transgender thing...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (O2RFr)

166
Crossbows are for guys that cant shoot archery.

Unless your medically unable to pull the bow.... I cant believe I have to share the woods with those dickheads.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

167 Ginger vs. Mary Anne

Appearing more fit, Mary Anne looks like a winner in a mud wrestling match. Oh, not a competition?

Date Ginger, marry Mary Anne.

Posted by: In the Bleachers at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (wWXpD)

168 I LOVE SCIENCE!!! -- The left prior to Googlegate

I'M GETTING A DIVORCE FROM SCIENCE -- The left after Googlegate
I'M HATEFUCKING OTHER SCIENCE - the left today

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (eXSOZ)

169 Male prostitute, 26, dies of meth overdose at Hollywood home of high-profile Democrat donor

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Well, it is Thursday.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (Nwg0u)

170 114 Speaking of caliber size, does anyone have any opinions on holster alternatives like clip draw? I was thinking of getting one for my M&P Shield 9mm. I myself would like the fact that I wouldn't have the bulkiness of a holster to contend with.

Belly Band. Vented Neoprene is better.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (mcI77)

171 157. For a while, there was a company importing that very thing. I lucked out and grabbed a Radom semi pps in 7.62 tok'. Very fun.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (fA1SL)

172 159 It's "I FUCKING love science."

Get it right.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (GEpFD)

With some of them, it's "I Love Science Sexually" instead.

But now that the Carbon Tax scheme is on the ropes, they're slowly starting to not care anymore.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (XMDuf)

173 Looks like Google and other "woke" gate-keepers of tech are ratcheting up their squashing of dissent.
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Big brother ain't gonna crush dissent all by herself. Well...at least now that you rubes elected Drumpf!

Posted by: Google at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (eSx+E)

174 As long as you get a trigger guard. Do NOT carry without it.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (8XRCm)
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Even with the thumb safety on?
Posted by: Independent George at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (BDZWU)

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Nope. But theyre your balls.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

175 Dog crapped all over the kitchen and I woke up to that new fresh smell this morning. Spent two hours picking up poop, cleaning spots and mopping twice. Dog didn't care. Said he'd do it again.

Posted by: Sphynx

******

That is so totally awesome!!!!

A talking dog!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2017 01:12 PM (wPiJc)

176 I'll put up something in a bit. But in the meantime, here's that new fresh smell.

Posted by: Ace

If only ALL media was like this:

"Hello, this is Joe Perkins with your Six O'Clock News! Not much happened today, really, so instead, why don't you viewers just talk among yourselves. Good night."

Posted by: zombie at August 10, 2017 01:12 PM (DQ4Fv)

177 161 Les or Herb?
Posted by: Barry at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (bc2Lc)

I thought you were a Venus Flytrap guy?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:12 PM (A6Xv7)

178 If your Shield has an external safety like mine you can likely reconsider the trigger block.

Remain ever vigilant, though. Dead gay meth prostitutes in (D) bigshots' houses are insignificant local stories, but CCW holder shoots himself in thigh will be the main story on Good Morning America for three days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 10, 2017 01:12 PM (psH+N)

179 163 Catwoman or Harley Quinn?
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017
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Might depend on the Catwoman. Julie Newmar, yesss! Lee Meriwether, no not really.

Of course the *really* crazy ones are always hot, so maybe Harley.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2017 01:12 PM (PoXBp)

180 Big brother ain't gonna crush dissent all by herself. Well...at least now that you rubes elected Drumpf!
Posted by: Google at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (eSx+E)

I've never understood that "Drumpf" thing.

I mean, "Chump" was right there.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:13 PM (GEpFD)

181 BTW, Dan De Carlo, who was an Archie artist for decades, once did a "fan service" sketch of Betty and Veronica showering together. I can't search for it now, but you should be able to find it yourselves.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2017 01:06 PM (X6fMO)

Heh. I guess that shows Betty really is blonde, isn't she?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 10, 2017 01:13 PM (+7xUe)

182 Looks like Google and other "woke" gate-keepers of tech are ratcheting up their squashing of dissent.

From Sargon of Akkad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzA6Sy0d7k
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 10, 2017 01:03 PM (vBeA5)

Ain't diversity great

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 01:13 PM (493sH)

183 114 Speaking of caliber size, does anyone have any opinions on holster alternatives like clip draw? I was thinking of getting one for my M&P Shield 9mm. I myself would like the fact that I wouldn't have the bulkiness of a holster to contend with.

Uncle Mike's inside the pants holster.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:13 PM (A6Xv7)

184 Male prostitute, 26, dies of meth overdose at Hollywood home of high-profile Democrat donor
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I still remember when an obscure House member being gay and creepy became the biggest story EVER! ... in the run up to the 2006 elections.

Yes, the left used to gay bait Republicans believe it or not...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2017 01:14 PM (eSx+E)

185 Howdy Horde. Who do we hate today ?

If I knew giving notice to the current gig would cause this much work ... would've just stayed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 10, 2017 01:14 PM (aN6O8)

186 Smells of cabbage and Schlitz Dark aftereffects.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 10, 2017 01:14 PM (baYK5)

187 I use the same el cheapo no name IWB holster I got from Amazon to carry my 740 in back and my SW 38 front. It just works. My MP full size is a belt carry in winter when I have a coat to cover it.
Have bought 3-4 others that I don't care for, so I know your pain.

Posted by: IP at August 10, 2017 01:14 PM (UmSfZ)

188 Dog crapped all over the kitchen and I woke up to that new fresh smell this morning. Spent two hours picking up poop, cleaning spots and mopping twice. Dog didn't care. Said he'd do it again.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (OZmbA)

Get him a government job.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2017 01:14 PM (X6fMO)

189 7.62x25 is pretty nice... I recommend the hollowpoint round if you want to stop someone in their tracks.
Oh, and the store bought rounds are getting pricey, compared to 9mm.

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:14 PM (zSVEm)

190 171 157. For a while, there was a company importing that very thing. I lucked out and grabbed a Radom semi pps in 7.62 tok'. Very fun.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:11 PM (fA1SL)

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Nice. Mac from Military Arms Channel reviewed one of those. Biggest problem he encountered was iffy strikes on surplus ammo. That's something that's hard to get around, considering that ammo was meant to be fired from an open bolt SMG, not a hammer fired semiauto conversion. Have you had that problem?

Posted by: Jackal at August 10, 2017 01:15 PM (Cb7WX)

191
I've never understood that "Drumpf" thing.

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I think its because Trump's name is Dutch...Dutch is kind of German...and they want to make him out to be Hitler and it sounds vaguely dumb.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2017 01:15 PM (eSx+E)

192 Someone told me that every cartoon character has been turned into an animated porn actor.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:15 PM (A6Xv7)

193 Ginger vs. Mary Anne

Appearing more fit, Mary Anne looks like a winner in a mud wrestling match. Oh, not a competition?

Date Ginger, marry Mary Anne.
Posted by: In the Bleachers

Date Ginger, keep Mary Ann as your side chick, and marry Mrs. Howell for her money.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:15 PM (U76Nz)

194 How Trump helped out a guy now on the PGA tour. If you like golf-you might appreciate the article-from before Trump was sworn into office, or if you like to hear about how Trump does nice things you might appreciate it too.

Link taken from poster at Conservative Treehouse:

http://tinyurl.com/ya6x5vud

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 01:15 PM (iVOAv)

195 Yes, it did, Oregon Muse.

A friend tells me.

Acquaintance. Acquaintance told me.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:15 PM (mJ8mX)

196 163 Catwoman or Harley Quinn?
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 10, 2017

Probably depends on if the Joker is around if I chose Harley.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 10, 2017 01:15 PM (KUaJL)

197 189. Crappy Bulgarian milsurp spam cans, ftw!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:15 PM (fA1SL)

198 Fwiw, I've got a tuckable Remora for my 9mm Shield. Has a removable belt clip if you're like me and want the extra guarantee. I'd buy another in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 10, 2017 01:16 PM (psH+N)

199 Someone told me that every cartoon character has been turned into an animated porn actor.

PornHub.
Uh, a friend told me.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:16 PM (U76Nz)

200 Date Ginger, keep Mary Ann as your side chick, and marry Mrs. Howell for her money.
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Oh what a marvelous idea!

Posted by: John Kerry at August 10, 2017 01:16 PM (eSx+E)

201 Oh, and Toks' have external safeties... they are borderline compact guns.. depending on the model..

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:16 PM (zSVEm)

202 7.62x25 is pretty nice... I recommend the hollowpoint round if you want to stop someone in their tracks.
Oh, and the store bought rounds are getting pricey, compared to 9mm.
Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:14 PM (zSVEm)

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Soviet bloc milsurp is copper washed steel. Defeats most body armor.

Zippy little round. Fun to shoot.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

203 Good thing. The zucchini was getting wet and sloppy. Posted by: Insomniac
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LOL because the ads on TV (antenna) are going all out with the vegetti twisty thing for healthy zucchini fake pasta.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 10, 2017 01:16 PM (MIKMs)

204 'She's leading me down the moist corridor. It smells of burnt leather.'

*****

You are about to be eaten by a grue.

Posted by: Ace's mom at August 10, 2017 12:58 PM

Meh. Too bright in here for me.

Posted by: The Grue in the Thread at August 10, 2017 01:17 PM (p+Wdc)

205 190. I feed it Bulgarian without too much trouble, but it runs like a Swiss watch with the Prvi Partisan stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

206 Someone told me that every cartoon character has been turned into an animated porn actor.

Oh, honey, could I tell you stories. . .

Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at August 10, 2017 01:17 PM (X6fMO)

207 Gaum if it is attacked
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We could...intentionally tip the island over...right?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 10, 2017 01:17 PM (eSx+E)

208 >>Dog crapped all over the kitchen and I woke up to that new fresh smell this morning. Spent two hours picking up poop, cleaning spots and mopping twice. Dog didn't care. Said he'd do it again.

Two hours? What are you feeding him?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2017 01:17 PM (/tuJf)

209 201 Oh, and Toks' have external safeties... they are borderline compact guns.. depending on the model..
Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:16 PM (zSVEm)

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Yep, very slender guns.

Posted by: Jackal at August 10, 2017 01:18 PM (Cb7WX)

210 Thompson vs. MP-40.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 10, 2017 01:18 PM (h7sWp)

211 202

Soviet bloc milsurp is copper washed steel. Defeats most body armor.

Zippy little round. Fun to shoot.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

Very true, on all points.

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:18 PM (zSVEm)

212 205 190. I feed it Bulgarian without too much trouble, but it runs like a Swiss watch with the Prvi Partisan stuff.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

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New manufacture or surplus yugo?

Posted by: Jackal at August 10, 2017 01:18 PM (Cb7WX)

213 "Marine shot dead by her ex-boyfriend (Hassan Shahid) in NJ "

Girls, ladies, women, please - no matter how cute he looks, or how desperate you feel - STAY AWAY FROM GUYS NAMED HASSAN. And stay away from their brothers and cousins and nephews, too.

The odds just ain't in your favor on that one, they really aren't. Not even if you're an ex-marine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2017 01:18 PM (k1TUh)

214 Thompson vs. MP-40.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 10, 2017 01:18 PM (h7sWp)

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pfffft

Thompson

duh...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

215 Thompson vs. MP-40.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 10, 2017 01:18 PM (h7sWp)

I think R Lee Ermy did a show on that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 01:19 PM (493sH)

216 Fwiw, I've got a tuckable Remora for my 9mm Shield.
This might be an ill-advised thread to use the word "tuck" in.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 01:19 PM (eXSOZ)

217 Geez! 200 comments awreddy?

Carried fwd from last thread because it's important.

Nevergiveup: There is such a thing as pure thoughts about high school cheerleaders?

When they throw a girl up in the air and then fail on the catch, or they're doing a pyramid and it collapses badly, I purely feel sympathy for their potential injuries.

Depending on which way the skirts flip.

G'morning, Mr O'Spades. May your day overflow with insight.

Posted by: mindful webworker - old, not dead at August 10, 2017 01:19 PM (MZVOx)

218 There is no "North Korean Crisis." There is no WW3 on the horizon. There is no threat of nuclear conflict.

This is just the same old dumb crap North Korea tries every 4-10 years because they have no industry or economy except shaking down weak and gullible world leaders for "assistance" and "deals" which involve flooding the country with money and goods.

Trump is flipping off North Korea, who basically can't do anything but stamp its wee foot and yell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2017 01:19 PM (39g3+)

219 201. The Tokarev pistol is a nice adaptation of JMB's designs. Yugos still manufacture a version - M98, i think - but i lurvs me my CZ52's.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:19 PM (fA1SL)

220 210 Thompson vs. MP-40.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 10, 2017 01:18 PM (h7sWp)

Depends if you're in shape or not.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:20 PM (A6Xv7)

221 I've never understood that "Drumpf" thing.
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Trump's ancestors were surnamed "Drumpf" and somewhere along the line, the name got changed to "Trump"

Also, "Drumpf" sounds Germanic, which means Trump is Literally Hitler.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 10, 2017 01:20 PM (+7xUe)

222 I think R Lee Ermy did a show on that

Yeah but while entertaining his shows are about as informative as asking a class of 3rd graders about anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2017 01:20 PM (39g3+)

223 I've got a tuckable Remora
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Wow! Me too!

Posted by: Bradley Manning at August 10, 2017 01:20 PM (vg8iE)

224 212. New old stock. Bought a crap ton of it about 10 years ago.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:20 PM (fA1SL)

225 Trump is flipping off North Korea, who basically can't do anything but stamp its wee foot and yell.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:20 PM (GEpFD)

226 Oh,there is plenty of Catwoman and Harley Quinn porn....not that I know anything about that sort of thing....

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2017 01:21 PM (rmVvL)

227 Pluto or Uranus?

Posted by: Goofy at August 10, 2017 01:21 PM (bc2Lc)

228 Catwoman or Harley Quinn?

Catwoman for a fun girl to hang out with
Harley Quinn for a bunny boiling lunatic to spend one stupid, self-destructive, but memorable night with

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2017 01:21 PM (39g3+)

229 This is perfect

https://twitter.com/FormerlyFormer/status/895497175467085824/photo/1

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2017 01:21 PM (eSx+E)

230 "Nevergiveup: There is such a thing as pure thoughts about high school cheerleaders? "

When they're on the sidelines running a drill, and the football takes a weird angle out of the QB's hand and nails the lead cheerleader in the back of the head, laying her out on the track that runs in front of the stands, then yeah, I feel pure laughter rolling through me.

Wish it would happen more often.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2017 01:22 PM (k1TUh)

231
My Yugo M57 is a hoot to shoot. Effin LOUD.

My indoor range asked me not to shoot the commie bloc ammo anymore because it was denting their backstop.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

232 Wolfus Aurelius #30: ...Jennifer vs. Bailey

How commenters without ampersands answer.

Posted by: mindful webworker - embrace conjuction at August 10, 2017 01:22 PM (MZVOx)

233 213-Poor ex-marine. Women should stay away from anyone with Hassan or Mohammed in their name.
I feel very sorry for she and her family, and all I can think of is a tasteless response-the "Hassan Chop" video from Bugs Bunny,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlMJfX_V6Ic

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 01:22 PM (iVOAv)

234 219 201. The Tokarev pistol is a nice adaptation of JMB's designs. Yugos still manufacture a version - M98, i think - but i lurvs me my CZ52's.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:19 PM (fA1SL)

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It's definately a "Why didn't I think of that!" kind of idea: St. John of Ogden's 1911 action + .30 Mauser on meth= Body armor penetrating compact goodness.

Posted by: Jackal at August 10, 2017 01:22 PM (Cb7WX)

235 I owm M57& M54....
The 54 would qualify as a compact/ conceal imo.. if you buy one, give it a good cleaning... and careful with the surplus rounds.. they are steel... ranges HATE steel rounds...

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:22 PM (zSVEm)

236 Trump is flipping off North Korea, who basically can't do anything but stamp its wee foot and yell.

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Anybody found out where that missing millions and billions of State Dept money went? If nothing else, cut that spigot off.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 10, 2017 01:22 PM (MIKMs)

237 7.62 Tok - strong enough for an SMG, made for a pistol. And if you miss, as I've said, the report deafens the orc, and the fireball sets him on fire.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:23 PM (fA1SL)

238 "There is such a thing as pure thoughts about high school cheerleaders? "

one would hope so if she's your daughter/niece/grandkid

A couple from the local high school came by fundraising and they looked so little and young I just felt sad when I couldn't donate anything. They were cute little things but I just felt like dad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2017 01:23 PM (39g3+)

239 Ugh. My town is now banning "beach-spreading."

That's the term they're using for people who set up tents or canopies on the beach.

And yes, the Mayor and Council are all dems but for one lonely rep.

A couple of years ago they banned smoking on the beach and boardwalk. Now the locals are complaining that people are smoking in front of their houses and leaving butts. How long before they make like Nanny Bloomberg and ban smoking in the whole town?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2017 01:24 PM (HiDrR)

240 231
My Yugo M57 is a hoot to shoot. Effin LOUD.

My indoor range asked me not to shoot the commie bloc ammo anymore because it was denting their backstop.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

They ARE loud... the muzzle flash is something, too...

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:24 PM (zSVEm)

241 I don't recall that one. You know who else shot fighting men still in the sky...
talk about a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: IP at August 10, 2017 12:35 PM (UmSfZ)

It's a violation of the Geneva Conventions to shoot at descending paratroops assaulting your position?

Shooting a parachuting crew member from a disabled plane is a horse of a different color. They are essentially out of the fight.

Willowed on the previous thread. But I'm curious to know...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2017 01:24 PM (iPbwM)

242 231. Yep. Heh....my usual indoor range won't allow me to fire that round - surp or new manufacture - because of noise complaints from other shooters. Gotta go outside with it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:24 PM (fA1SL)

243 208
>>Dog crapped all over the kitchen and I woke up to that new fresh
smell this morning. Spent two hours picking up poop, cleaning spots and
mopping twice. Dog didn't care. Said he'd do it again.

Two hours? What are you feeding him?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2017 01:17 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah....is he sick? Shouldn't take 2 hours to clean up a pile of normal dog poop.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 01:25 PM (Enq6K)

244 Now the locals are complaining that people are smoking in front of their houses and leaving butts. How long before they make like Nanny Bloomberg and ban smoking in the whole town?
Posted by: IrishEi

If you can't smoke in the town, they shouldn't sell in the town.
Starve the beast of sales tax revenues.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:25 PM (U76Nz)

245 224 212. New old stock. Bought a crap ton of it about 10 years ago.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:20 PM (fA1SL)

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Nice, Privi knows how to make good ammo cheaply. I shoot surplus PPU x54r in my 91/30 and my M39. Had one doublestrike so far, and not in my 91/30 with a shortened spring oddly enough...

Posted by: Jackal at August 10, 2017 01:25 PM (Cb7WX)

246 "And if you miss, as I've said, the report deafens the orc, and the fireball sets him on fire."

Twenty-two magnum will accomplish these things in an even smaller carry form factor.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 01:25 PM (ujwCG)

247 Male prostitute, 26, dies of meth overdose at Hollywood home of high-profile Democrat donor

Posted by: D-FENS at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (q1ack)

Gee, that doesn't happen every day. Oh, wait, Hollywood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2017 01:26 PM (iPbwM)

248 Confession Booth:

I used a Google product the other day, and it was actually pretty great.

It's their little-known tool called "Google Flights": It's a way to cross-compare prices for air-travel seats using a variety of criteria and filters. If you know how to master it, you can always find the cheapest flight to any destination on day day for any length of time, and (most importantly) see, visually in graphs and charts, how altering some small parameter of your trip can lower your price significantly. Using this tool, I found flights from the SF Bay Area to England for $340 round-trip! These are not one-time-only discount gimmick fares, but just regular fares -- if you know how to find them.

And unlike with the infinitely worse Orbitz or Travelocity and similar sites, which force you to book through them and which take a commission, all Google Flights does is inform you of the prices -- it's up to you to then buy the tickets on your own, not "through" the app. Just a pure information source.

Using Google Flights is like having the Master Key to all flight information and pricing, enabling incredible savings if you use it skillfully.

So -- am I going to boycott Google for political reasons, and thereby penalize myself financially, just to "prove a point"? No? And, frankly, neither will most other people.

If you make a good product, you will get customers. Period.

Now, if Google's discriminatory hiring practices and evil corporate decisions eventually impact the end-user so that they start producing crappy products, then yeah, they'll start hemorrhaging customers. And that may happen eventually. But it hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: zombie at August 10, 2017 01:26 PM (DQ4Fv)

249 Dog crapped all over the kitchen and I woke up to that new fresh smell this morning. Spent two hours picking up poop, cleaning spots and mopping twice. Dog didn't care. Said he'd do it again.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 10, 2017 01:10 PM (OZmbA)

Your dog works for the EPA?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2017 01:26 PM (SRKgf)

250 It's a violation of the Geneva Conventions to shoot at descending paratroops assaulting your position?

I've always believed it was, and what made the jump into St. Mere Eglise so horrific.

Posted by: IP at August 10, 2017 01:26 PM (UmSfZ)

251 247 Male prostitute, 26, dies of meth overdose at Hollywood home of high-profile Democrat donor

Posted by: D-FENS at August 10, 2017 12:51 PM (q1ack)

Gee, that doesn't happen every day. Oh, wait, Hollywood.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2017 01:26 PM (iPbwM)

Scratch a Democrat, find a perv.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2017 01:27 PM (SRKgf)

252 246. Which is why I was pulling fillings outta hoboes for months to get one of those PMR30's. If someone could make a compact, double-stack pistol in 7.62..... sigh....a man can dream.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:27 PM (fA1SL)

253 A belated birthday gift. I just got a 3% salary adjustment. Upwards.

i can now afford hookers who still have most of their teeth. If that is an upgrade...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 10, 2017 01:27 PM (PNcou)

254 Scratch a Democrat, find a perv.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2017 01:27 PM (SRKgf)

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Yooooooo hooooooooooo!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 10, 2017 01:28 PM (vg8iE)

255 246 "And if you miss, as I've said, the report deafens the orc, and the fireball sets him on fire."

Twenty-two magnum will accomplish these things in an even smaller carry form factor.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 01:25 PM (ujwCG)

.22 mag is a nice little round... have not found a semi- auto in that caliber... all I know about is the KelTec 30....

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:28 PM (zSVEm)

256 No? = No.

Posted by: zombie at August 10, 2017 01:28 PM (DQ4Fv)

257 Yooooooo hooooooooooo!
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 10, 2017 01:28 PM (vg8iE)

Wepwehenthible.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:28 PM (GEpFD)

258 Cliff Clavin trivia:

What was the original caliber of the Gatling gun?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:29 PM (A6Xv7)

259 A belated birthday gift. I just got a 3% salary adjustment. Upwards.

i can now afford hookers who still have most of their teeth. If that is an upgrade...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 10, 2017 01:27 PM (PNcou)
____

Just found out I get a 4% bump up next month myself. I'll be back to where I was 12 years ago.

Posted by: IP at August 10, 2017 01:29 PM (UmSfZ)

260 252 246. Which is why I was pulling fillings outta hoboes for months to get one of those PMR30's. If someone could make a compact, double-stack pistol in 7.62..... sigh....a man can dream.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:27 PM (fA1SL)

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Zastava needs to get off their ass and make one. Limited run to get a feel for the market, then start cranking them out if demand is there.

Posted by: Jackal at August 10, 2017 01:29 PM (Cb7WX)

261
Scratch a Democrat, find a perv.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2017 01:27 PM (SRKgf)

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but wear a glove

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 10, 2017 01:29 PM (PNcou)

262 258. It was .45-70.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:30 PM (fA1SL)

263 What was the original caliber of the Gatling gun?

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.58 ??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

264 Yes; I 've never understood the "Drumpf" thing either. I'm glad that was explained

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 01:30 PM (iVOAv)

265 258 Cliff Clavin trivia:

What was the original caliber of the Gatling gun?
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:29 PM (A6Xv7)

My guess was .56 - close, but no cigar.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 01:31 PM (7HtZB)

266 What was the original caliber of the Gatling gun?

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.58 ??
Posted by: fixerupper

Winner winner chicken dinner

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:31 PM (U76Nz)

267 Marine shot dead by her ex-boyfriend (Hassan Shahid) in NJ

http://tinyurl.com/ybjdt4h2

Posted by: McCool at August 10, 2017 12:54 PM (tWnED)

Well, Shahid lived up to his name, didn't he? How sad for the woman. And how utterly unsurprising.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2017 01:31 PM (iPbwM)

268 Okay I thought it was .58 but Uncle has me second guessing myself. Off to not google.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:32 PM (A6Xv7)

269 260. I think I read somewhere that Norinco were making such a thing, but not for U.S. because sanctions on Norinco.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:32 PM (fA1SL)

270 @258

78 rpm

Oh, wait, I thought you said Gatlin Brothers. Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2017 01:32 PM (wPiJc)

271 Trump's ancestors were surnamed "Drumpf" and somewhere along the line, the name got changed to "Trump"

Also, "Drumpf" sounds Germanic, which means Trump is Literally Hitler.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 10, 2017 01:20 PM (+7xUe)

Yep, but that's not all. I used to comment at Salon in order to probe the lefty psyche, which is quite scary, btw. I asked several people why they call him Drumpf, and the answer was often that Trump is against immigration, but he's an immigrant and he even changed his last name to sound less German.

Then I would tell them that, no, that was Trump's grandfather who imigrated here and changed his last name. President Trump was born with that name. This fact made no impression on them.

On an earlier thread people were wondering about the difference between Slate and Salon, if any. Slate is horrible, but Salon is several degrees worse. A lot of the commenters there are mentally ill with violent tendencies. One of them even thought I was a man who's been stalking her sister in meatspace. Sick people.

Posted by: stace at August 10, 2017 01:32 PM (6iw++)

272
Also, "Drumpf" sounds Germanic, which means Trump is Literally Hitler.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 10, 2017 01:20 PM (+7xUe)

Yeah. We had a president named BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, but "Drumpf" is an insult. Makes sense.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 01:32 PM (7uYFy)

273 A belated birthday gift. I just got a 3% salary adjustment. Upwards.

i can now afford hookers who still have most of their teeth. If that is an upgrade...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 10, 2017 01:27 PM (PNcou)

There was a story that was originally published in Penthouse I think, about the town somewhere in eastern Europe where all the women were trained in the art of oral sex. It was a point of pride for them.

Grandmothers would teach their granddaughters, and the older the girls got, the fewer teeth they had, so...

In that case, less was more.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2017 01:33 PM (TOk1P)

274 Women's bathing suits don't have a boner panel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 12:56 PM (Mouru)

Well, duh, that would spoil the camel-toe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2017 01:33 PM (iPbwM)

275 266. Huh. I'd have guessed the round i had because of standardization. Just goes to show - even at nearly 29, we have much to learn.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:33 PM (fA1SL)

276 A little trivia here... Illinois State employee pensions get an automatic 3% bump, COLA, yearly... by law. FWIW....

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:34 PM (zSVEm)

277 Took one of my G17 Gen 3's to the gun shop the other day to trade in for a G19 Gen 4. The gun has less than 100 rounds fired through it. CSucker behind the counter said he could give me $200 as a trade in(up). Told him to fuck off.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 01:34 PM (mcI77)

278 What was the original caliber of the Gatling gun?
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:29 PM (A6Xv7)

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.45 or ,40?

Posted by: Soona at August 10, 2017 01:34 PM (Fmupd)

279 277. Ya done good. Trying to rip you off like that.....I'd give ya $250. :-)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:35 PM (fA1SL)

280 CSucker behind the counter said he could give me $200 as a trade in(up).

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Well.... it *is* a Glock....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

281 Yeah. We had a president named BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, but "Drumpf" is an insult. Makes sense.

***

Bear in mind this is from people who believe that "Faux News" is witty or clever or whatever it's supposed to be.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:36 PM (GEpFD)

282 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh announced a violent crime plan and appointed a new criminal justice director Wednesday, just days after the city failed to go 72 hours without a murder in the nobody kill anybody weekend campaign.

Pughs plan aims to reverse this years spike in violent crime in the city, which has suffered 212 murders in 219 days. The mayor tapped Baltimore police chief of staff Drew Vetter to head the criminal justice office, the Baltimore Sun reported Wednesday. Her policy plan addresses three areas she believes are the root cause of violent crime: poorly trained police, poor drug policy, and an under-educated populace.

Oh yeah it's the police's fault...and don't forget the Joos?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2017 01:36 PM (5y11N)

283 @258

78 rpm

Oh, wait, I thought you said Gatlin Brothers. Never mind.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2017 01:32 PM (wPiJc)

Did you say the Gatlin boys???

Posted by: Coward of the County at August 10, 2017 01:36 PM (TOk1P)

284 I thought the parachutist reference was about Greek civilians working in the fields killing German paratroopers landing on Crete and later German retaliation leading to the "civilian partisans have to wear a uniform, even just an arm brassard" rule; and you're okay to kill civilians fighting you if they're not uniformed without worrying about a war crimes charge?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:36 PM (mJ8mX)

285 Ugh. My town is now banning "beach-spreading."

That's the term they're using for people who set up tents or canopies on the beach.

And yes, the Mayor and Council are all dems but for one lonely rep.

A couple of years ago they banned smoking on the beach and boardwalk. Now the locals are complaining that people are smoking in front of their houses and leaving butts. How long before they make like Nanny Bloomberg and ban smoking in the whole town?
Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2017 01:24 PM (HiDrR)

I actually agree with this because these tents take up too much room, spoil the view for everybody else and are often used by , ahem, "undesirables" to hold family reunions complete with ethnic cuisine and the flag of their native land displayed prominently.

If you don't want to get burned, wear a floppy hat or bring a small umbrella....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 01:37 PM (7uYFy)

286 263 What was the original caliber of the Gatling gun?

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.58 ??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

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.58 I think. That's what the Springfield M1861 was chambered for. It intially used reloadable and reusable chambers which fed into the mechanism. Didn't work well. Later, it was chambered for 50-70, 45-70, 30-40, 30-06 respectively.

Posted by: Jackal at August 10, 2017 01:37 PM (Cb7WX)

287 Seeing he would probably sell one for $350 , he did low ball you just a bit.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:37 PM (A6Xv7)

288 >>Yeah. We had a president named BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA,

Who also changed his name when he was a kid to Barry Obama so he would sound more American. He only started calling himself Barack again when it became politically advantageous.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2017 01:37 PM (/tuJf)

289 Her policy plan addresses three areas she believes are the root cause of violent crime: poorly trained police, poor drug policy, and an under-educated populace.

Oh yeah it's the police's fault...and don't forget the Joos?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2017 01:36 PM (5y11N)

Well, she's 1 for 3.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 10, 2017 01:37 PM (KUaJL)

290
Well.... it *is* a Glock....

First the Croc hate now, the Glock hate.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 01:37 PM (mcI77)

291 National Laughingstock: It's Reagan's Fault the NorKs Have Nukes

https://tinyurl.com/y9ejs4yk

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 01:38 PM (Nwg0u)

292 On an earlier thread people were wondering about the difference between Slate and Salon, if any. Slate is horrible, but Salon is several degrees worse. A lot of the commenters there are mentally ill with violent tendencies. One of them even thought I was a man who's been stalking her sister in meatspace. Sick people.
Posted by: stace at August 10, 2017 01:32 PM (6iw++)

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And?

Posted by: Soona at August 10, 2017 01:38 PM (Fmupd)

293 277 Took one of my G17 Gen 3's to the gun shop the other day to trade in for a G19 Gen 4. The gun has less than 100 rounds fired through it. CSucker behind the counter said he could give me $200 as a trade in(up). Told him to fuck off.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 01:34 PM (mcI77)

Every time I go to the local gun store stand, dude behind the counter gets excited and wants to sell me Glock Glock Glock!!!!... I tell him I like my Beretta 92, and wanna look at Springfield Arms stuff for my next purchase... he gets a sadz..

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:38 PM (zSVEm)

294 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh announced a violent crime plan and appointed a new criminal justice director Wednesday, just days after the city failed to go 72 hours without a murder in the nobody kill anybody weekend campaign.

Pughs plan aims to reverse this years spike in violent crime in the city, which has suffered 212 murders in 219 days. The mayor tapped Baltimore police chief of staff Drew Vetter to head the criminal justice office, the Baltimore Sun reported Wednesday. Her policy plan addresses three areas she believes are the root cause of violent crime: poorly trained police, poor drug policy, and an under-educated populace.

Oh yeah it's the police's fault...and don't forget the Joos?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2017 01:36 PM (5y11N)

Baltimore's gonna Baltimore.

Flee if you can. When you have a mayor that clueless, the killing ain't gonna stop.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 01:38 PM (3OIiX)

295 Never listed to Glen Cambell before now. I've really been enjoying some of his songs. "Adios" is a damn dusty song.

Posted by: Max Power at August 10, 2017 01:38 PM (q177U)

296 290. Plastic deserves all the hatred we can throw at it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:39 PM (fA1SL)

297 293. I favor all-steel weapons, truth be told. My EDC piece weighs 2 pounds loaded.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (fA1SL)

298 >>296
290. Plastic deserves all the hatred we can throw at it. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:39 PM (fA1SL)

This is incorrect.

Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)

299 I tell him I like my Beretta 92

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DA/SA with an honest to god hammer..for the win.

...although... I do carry a Shield from time to time.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

300 Trump's ancestors were surnamed "Drumpf" and somewhere along the line, the name got changed to "Trump"

Also, "Drumpf" sounds Germanic, which means Trump is Literally Hitler.

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you know who else almost had a silly sounding last name...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (PNcou)

301 #284 Addendum: and national governments or similar have a duty to stop their uniformed civilians from killing enemy soldiers (to stop retaliation against local civilian populations).

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (mJ8mX)

302 Every time I go to the local gun store stand, dude behind the counter gets excited and wants to sell me Glock Glock Glock!!!!...

Ask him if he sells Crocs too.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (U76Nz)

303 277 Took one of my G17 Gen 3's to the gun shop the other day to trade in for a G19 Gen 4. The gun has less than 100 rounds fired through it. CSucker behind the counter said he could give me $200 as a trade in(up). Told him to fuck off.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 01:34 PM (mcI77)

Every time I go to the local gun store stand, dude behind the counter gets excited and wants to sell me Glock Glock Glock!!!!... I tell him I like my Beretta 92, and wanna look at Springfield Arms stuff for my next purchase... he gets a sadz..
Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:38 PM (zSVEm)

Yeah, just hang onto that G17 for that price.

I'm happy with Springfield, higher bore axis though, so be aware of that. They feed just about anything, ammo-wise and run well even when dirty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (3OIiX)

304 But in the meantime, here's that new fresh smell.

I've told you repeatedly that "that fresh new smell" is a trademarked part of my Brand Identity, and asked you nicely repeatedly not to use it.

No more Nice Girl. You will be hearing from my lawyers and ex-boyfriends.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (ctuyM)

305 Man, Trump is really rattling McTurtle's cage:

@realDonaldTrump 1hr ago

Mitch, get back to work and put Repeal Replace, Tax Reform Cuts and a great Infrastructure Bill on my desk for signing. You can do it!

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 01:41 PM (Enq6K)

306 298. Plastic.....this is how you serve Crom?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:41 PM (fA1SL)

307 National Laughingstock: It's Reagan's Fault the NorKs Have Nukes

https://tinyurl.com/y9ejs4yk
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 01:38 PM

They would have only gone as far back as George W., but that would have implicated Billy Jeff, so they had to go ALL the way back to when Whoa Fat! was a fat fetus....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 01:41 PM (7uYFy)

308 War!

Ungk!

What is it good for?

A-abolutely nuthin.'

Posted by: Chick Korea at August 10, 2017 01:41 PM (398bZ)

309 So it turns out the hack of the DNC was an inside job says...

THE NATION.

Details at Insty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 10, 2017 01:41 PM (5SCmO)

310 you know who else almost had a silly sounding last name...

*****

Jingleheimer-Schmidt?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2017 01:41 PM (wPiJc)

311 >>First the Croc hate now

I don't hate crocs. Too bad they don't make them in men's sizes.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2017 01:42 PM (/tuJf)

312 I'm pretty sure Barack Obama was originally Barry when he was born and changed his name to Barack Hussein because exotic and fit his Kenya backstory lie for college better.

Just my supposition, though. I'd rather just not think about the guy any more.

Her policy plan addresses three areas she believes are the root cause of violent crime: poorly trained police, poor drug policy, and an under-educated populace.

One of the shared stupidities of the left is that they're all convinced that more education fixes everything. If only people just had more learnin' they'd stop being so mean and bad!

Its one of those really pernicious lies that clings to inner cities in particular. They think its schooling, not ambition and character, that changes people and leads to financial success. They think that going to college somehow makes someone successful and rich.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)

313 I favor all-steel weapons, truth be told. My EDC piece weighs 2 pounds loaded.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (fA1SL)

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I love 1911s... just not to carry.

I do carry a Bersa Thunder UC Pro most of the time. Poor mans Sig.

I carry a Shield from time to time.

And... If I HAVE to pocket carry.... TCP .380.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

314 Today is my birthday. Hopefully, this is also the day the Brewers remember how to play baseball.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 10, 2017 01:42 PM (P8951)

315 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh announced a violent crime plan and appointed a new criminal justice director Wednesday, just days after the city failed to go 72 hours without a murder in the nobody kill anybody weekend campaign.

Pughs plan aims to reverse this years spike in violent crime in the city, which has suffered 212 murders in 219 days. The mayor tapped Baltimore police chief of staff Drew Vetter to head the criminal justice office, the Baltimore Sun reported Wednesday. Her policy plan addresses three areas she believes are the root cause of violent crime: poorly trained police, poor drug policy, and an under-educated populace.

-
New slogan: Keep It Under a Dozen, mmmmKay?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 01:43 PM (Nwg0u)

316 The Brew Crew is one of the three teams underperforming this year. Obviously the worst is San Francisco, who should be leading the NL, but Mariners are doing much worse than expected as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)

317 #301 Shit. Their NONuniformed civilians. Fuck me.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (mJ8mX)

318 >>306
298. Plastic.....this is how you serve Crom? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:41 PM (fA1SL)

The harvested ram's smoke fills Crom's nostrils whether it is taken with a Glock 23 or the more primitive metal gun.

Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (Bdeb0)

319 you know who else almost had a silly sounding last name...

Schicklegruber?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (7uYFy)

320 Glock DOES make a nice double- stack compact, though...
I " think" it is a 19???..

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (zSVEm)

321 Happy Birthday, Donna!! Have a great day. Did you get the issue with possible shingles cleared up or that was another poster named Donna?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (iVOAv)

322 311 >>First the Croc hate now

I don't hate crocs. Too bad they don't make them in men's sizes.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2017 01:42 PM (/tuJf)

Anti-polymite.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (mcI77)

323 284 I thought the parachutist reference was about Greek civilians working in the fields killing German paratroopers landing on Crete and later German retaliation leading to the "civilian partisans have to wear a uniform, even just an arm brassard" rule; and you're okay to kill civilians fighting you if they're not uniformed without worrying about a war crimes charge?
Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:36 PM (mJ8mX)

Mum? Dad? Where did you go?
Anyone?

Posted by: Orphaned Punctuation Marks at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (CPk08)

324 Happy B-day, Donna!

I'm good with how the Brewers are playing.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (Enq6K)

325 >>So it turns out the hack of the DNC was an inside job says...

>>THE NATION.

Interesting that the Nation would be saying this. I think this is where the Awan thing is really all about. He had the access and it would explain whey DWS kept paying him after she knew he was under investigation.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (/tuJf)

326 320 Glock DOES make a nice double- stack compact, though...
I " think" it is a 19???..

G26 is my EDC.

Wifes too.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (mcI77)

327 what not where

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (/tuJf)

328 314 Today is my birthday. Hopefully, this is also the day the Brewers remember how to play baseball.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 10, 2017 01:42 PM (P8951)

Happy Birthday, Donna... Planning any self- indulgence?

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (zSVEm)

329 318. No one disputes that. But how do you crack the bones for the marrow altar? See why Tengri smiles on the steel pistols?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (fA1SL)

330 305 Man, Trump is really rattling McTurtle's cage:

@realDonaldTrump 1hr ago

Mitch, get back to work and put Repeal Replace, Tax Reform Cuts and a great Infrastructure Bill on my desk for signing. You can do it!
Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 01:41 PM (Enq6K)

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There was a repub congressional rep that call the turtle "the king of the swamp" today too.

Posted by: Soona at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (Fmupd)

331 Glock DOES make a nice double- stack compact, though...
I " think" it is a 19???..
Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (zSVEm)

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Im not sure Id call a 19 compact. Nice carry gun tho.

The 26 is smaller.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

332 They think that going to college somehow makes someone successful and rich.

Middle class by cargo cult. Nothing more.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (eXSOZ)

333 Plastic.....this is how you serve Crom?

With an H&K USP Compact & Full Size in .45 acp, yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:46 PM (U76Nz)

334 OMG.

Via Washington Examiner:

Al Gore: Trump Inherted a Very Dangerous Situatuion in North Korea.

So... McCain bashes Trump, even though they're the same party.

But.. Gore says something positive even though he's in a different party.

We've crossed the Rubicon people. Bizarro world here.

Posted by: shibumi at August 10, 2017 01:46 PM (aT+Bx)

335 >>320
Glock DOES make a nice double- stack compact, though...

I " think" it is a 19???.. Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (zSVEm)

The 23 in .40 is nice (here comes the caliber hatred to match the plastic hatred).

Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2017 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

336 @realDonaldTrump 1hr ago

Mitch, get back to work and put Repeal Replace, Tax Reform Cuts and a great Infrastructure Bill on my desk for signing. You can do it!

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 01:41 PM (Enq6K)

Sounds like excessive expectations

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 01:47 PM (493sH)

337 Schicklegruber? Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (7uYFy)
=====

Humperdink.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 10, 2017 01:47 PM (MIKMs)

338 edited to read: the 23, which is .40...

Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2017 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)

339 Yer not an orphan; yer a whoor-child bastard.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:47 PM (mJ8mX)

340 Since we're a gun thread (!), here's my range report from last weekend.

I have...too many handgus. I'm trying to cut down some, so up on the block was my G36, G21 (which I'm keeping regardless) and an XD 45 Compact and XD 45 full size.

I put a couple of hundred rounds through them. In the end...the XD Compact is going to go.

The G36 is barely controlable with Talon grips for me. The XD Compact is not. Terrible groups.

The XD45 fits my hand better, not sure how they managed to keep that small grip circumference but it's so much nicer than the 'brick' feel of the G21.

But the accuracy was pretty much a wash. The XD45 grouped better at slow fire, but only slightly. (Ergonomics don't mean everything, apparently) The Glock 21 shot better rapid fire and controlled the felt recoil a little better.

Apart from the XD 45 Compact, the other loser was the ammo I was using. The Speer 200 grain TMJ is designed to mimic their HP defensive load. It did not feed reliable. All 4 handguns experienced at least one failure to feed with this ammo. These are guns that swallow everything I've fed them, from cheap Tula ammo to full power defense loads.

So I can't recommend the Speer TMJs to anyone.

The G36 will stay as a summer pistol. The XD 45 did well enough to stay around too. The G21 is my EDC for most of the year now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (3OIiX)

341 Some of those are hilarious.

Posted by: Mr Glasscock at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (mJ8mX)

342 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)

Actually, the Crew was overperforming up until the All Star break. Nobody expected a team in rebuilding mode to be in first place in the NL Central in July. It helped that the Cubs and Cards also had a crappy first half. Since then, the Cubs and Cards have heated up while the Brewers offense, which was really good in the first half has fallen apart.

God knows what is up with the Giants. Too many aging players, perhaps?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (P8951)

343 Locally what happens to a Cretan running into Indiana, Dyer that's what.

http://www.foxnews.com/
us/2017/08/10/police-1-dead-in-
officer-involved-shooting-in-nw
-indiana.html

Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (FhXTo)

344 And you thought barking was annoying.

https://tinyurl.com/ya9cdv7d

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (Nwg0u)

345 Middle class by cargo cult. Nothing more.

Well yeah. And its an easier fix than becoming a better person. Education is all external, nothing to change inside. You don't have to try or work or better yourself. Just go to school!

Nothing you do outside you will help until you change what's wrong inside you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (39g3+)

346 335 >>320
Glock DOES make a nice double- stack compact, though...

I " think" it is a 19???.. Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (zSVEm)

The 23 in .40 is nice (here comes the caliber hatred to match the plastic hatred).
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2017 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

Heh.. no caliber hatred here... I favor 9mm because it's what I ( mostly) own, and I just want personal use standardized ammo ( cheapskate)..

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (zSVEm)

347 "just days after [Boweltimore] failed to go 72 hours without a murder in the nobody kill anybody
weekend campaign."

As predicted: the Nobody Kill Anybody weekend fails, promptly followed by Nobody Saw Nothing week.

"Her policy plan addresses
three areas she believes are the root cause of violent crime: poorly
trained police, poor drug policy, and an under-educated populace."

Just a reminder: the Baltimore public schools regularly come in at the #2 or #3 slot for highest per capita K-12 spending when comparing large metro areas nationwide.

If you throw colossal amounts of money at educating the populace, for decades, and they still end up "under-educated", maaaaaaaaaaaaybe money isn't the problem.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (ujwCG)

348 The 23 in .40 is nice (here comes the caliber hatred to match the plastic hatred).
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2017 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

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The .40 is the Jan Brady middle child of the gun world.

Stuck between high round count cute 9mm and the big burly surly .45 acp.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

349 343. Let's leave the Greeks out of this, shall we?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:48 PM (fA1SL)

350 Schicklegruber? Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 01:44 PM (7uYFy)
=====

Humperdink.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 10, 2017 01:47 PM (MIKMs)

Schicklegruber Humperdink was Engelbert's brother, but his music career never really took off

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (493sH)

351 Oh and Happy Birthday, Donna

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (3OIiX)

352 Al Gore: Trump Inherted a Very Dangerous Situatuion in North Korea.

***

Inherited from BOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH, right?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (GEpFD)

353 Shoot a hi point pistol if you want to appreciate any other brand of gun. I make fun and it's true but I have three of them because they're like disposable razors and they go bang 99.9% of the time when you pull the trigger. But damn comparably speaking , they are like an anvil .

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (A6Xv7)

354 Happy Birthday, Donna... Planning any self- indulgence?
Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (zSVEm)

Going to Miller Park - that might be punishment, however, given how they've been playing lately

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (P8951)

355 #2

Reminded me of this great name for a horse and recording of a race being announced:

https://tinyurl.com/qjgfjba

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (Hup2j)

356 What this country needs is a good five-cent bumper sticker remover.

And a good, low-cost, AR-pattern 9mm carbine that can be ordered to work with your existing pistol magazines.

Posted by: Chick Korea at August 10, 2017 01:50 PM (398bZ)

357 One of them even thought I was a man who's been stalking her sister in meatspace. Sick people.
Posted by: stace at August 10, 2017 01:32 PM (6iw++)

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And?

Posted by: Soona at August 10, 2017 01:38 PM (Fmupd)

She said she'd retained a Dallas law firm, Gardere, and a security company to read all my comments on the internet and my emails.

For a minute I thought I had better get off that site, but then I remember she thought that I, a woman who's never lived in Dallas, was a man living in Dallas, so she couldn't really be tracking me. Then I told her a couple of times that if she was really stealing my emails I was going to call the cops on her, which would shut her up for a bit.

Posted by: stace at August 10, 2017 01:50 PM (6iw++)

358 I don't care much about metal vs polymer. I have both. I carried a '92 for ten years, then switched to Glocks/ XD.

I have a Tangolio Witness that is all metal, beautiful and accurate as hell.

But I mostly carry poly pistols, like the G21, for the weight savings and polymer frames seem to absorb recoil a touch more than metal frames.

Whatever you pick, go with what fits your hand, with what you'll actually carry every day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 01:51 PM (3OIiX)

359 >>
Never listed to Glen Cambell before now. I've really been enjoying some of his songs. "Adios" is a damn dusty song.
Posted by: Max Power

Check out Jimmy Webb the songwriter. Still going at 70.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 10, 2017 01:51 PM (B9t7n)

360 Reminded me of this great name for a horse and recording of a race being announced:

https://tinyurl.com/qjgfjba

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (Hup2j)

hehe.... it kinda sounds like the announcer was intentionally playing along too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2017 01:51 PM (hcyUh)

361 Heh.. no caliber hatred here... I favor 9mm because it's what I ( mostly) own, and I just want personal use standardized ammo ( cheapskate)..
Posted by: kraken

Same here. .45 acp for semi & .357/.38 for wheel

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (U76Nz)

362 So when ace says "in a bit" he really means.....what exactly?

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (Enq6K)

363 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh announced a violent crime plan ...Pugh's plan aims to reverse this years spike in violent crime in the city, which has suffered 212 murders in 219 days.

******

Sponsored by One-A-Day™

Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (wPiJc)

364 Shoot a hi point pistol if you want to appreciate any other brand of gun. I make fun and it's true but I have three of them because they're like disposable razors and they go bang 99.9% of the time when you pull the trigger. But damn comparably speaking , they are like an anvil .
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (A6Xv7)

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You can always beat your assailant with it when it misfires....

Fixers Favorite Budget Guns: (in no particular order)

SCCY - Model TWO.
Bersa Thunder Pro UC
Tarus PT111 G2

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

365 The 23 in .40 is nice (here comes the caliber hatred to match the plastic hatred).
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2017 01:46 PM

Even I know that the S&W in .40 S&W stands for Short and Weak.

So, a Crocs-wearing, Glock22-carrying dude walks into a LGS ...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (ctuyM)

366 >>So when ace says "in a bit" he really means.....what exactly?

#2weeks

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (/tuJf)

367 So when ace says "in a bit" he really means.....what exactly?

*****

On his 30th birthday.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (wPiJc)

368 What this country needs is a good five-cent bumper sticker remover.

And a good, low-cost, AR-pattern 9mm carbine that can be ordered to work with your existing pistol magazines.

Posted by: Chick Korea at August 10, 2017 01:50 PM (398bZ)

Just Right Carbines? They aren't perfect but they might fit what you're looking for.

The Kel-Tec Sub 2000 is probably a better bet but you did say AR-pattern.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (3OIiX)

369 I saw a vid tweeted out by "Iranian Atheist" which showed a guy being whipped in public for drinking alcohol. I wondered where the hell the poor sucker got alcohol in Iran.

I shall have several beers later on and thank God i was not born in Iran.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 10, 2017 01:53 PM (P8951)

370 Gatling gun:
Dr Gatling's nephew was Lew Wallace, a civil war boy general, later governor of New Mexico territory and ambassador to Turkey. Wife's sister's boy.

He wrote a book.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 10, 2017 01:53 PM (H5rtT)

371 Barack Obama shoots a shotgun like a girl.

Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2017 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

372 354 Happy Birthday, Donna... Planning any self- indulgence?
Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:45 PM (zSVEm)

Going to Miller Park - that might be punishment, however, given how they've been playing lately
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (P8951)

Yeeeaaah... well, it's your Birthday... so you could make a scene in the bleachers... and when people get annoyed, you just say, Birthday!!!... ( and have someone drive you home)..

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:53 PM (zSVEm)

373 >>Her policy plan addresses three areas she believes are the root cause
of violent crime: poorly trained police, poor drug policy, and an
under-educated populace.

I'm surprised she didn't say poor job opportunities, since that's the root cause of ISIS according to the Obama admin.

How about incentives?

What incentives is Baltimore giving these violent criminals to change their ways? If I were a rapist or gang member, I would not stop just because they announced better training for the PD (yawn), or there are some free courses they want me to take (why would I take time off from fun and revenue generating activities to take classes?). However, if they announced something like Guiliani's Broken window policy, hiring N more policemen, and warned me that they would catch me and prosecute to the fullest...? Now you've at least gotten my attention.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2017 01:53 PM (NOIQH)

374 Schicklegruber Humperdink was Engelbert's brother, but his music career never really took off

He went on to make it big in the wallpaper-hanging game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 01:53 PM (Mouru)

375 Greeks out of this, shall we?

Pursuit began in Crete IL, ended in Dyer IN.

Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2017 01:54 PM (FhXTo)

376 Shoot a hi point pistol if you want to appreciate any other brand of gun. I make fun and it's true but I have three of them because they're like disposable razors and they go bang 99.9% of the time when you pull the trigger. But damn comparably speaking , they are like an anvil .
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 01:49 PM (A6Xv7)

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You can always beat your assailant with it when it misfires....

Fixers Favorite Budget Guns: (in no particular order)

SCCY - Model TWO.
Bersa Thunder Pro UC
Tarus PT111 G2
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

Smith and Wesson M&Ps are being sharply discounted.
I've seen M&P shields for UNDER $300.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 01:54 PM (3OIiX)

377 371. This is true. Like a French school girl.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:54 PM (fA1SL)

378 Just Right Carbines? They aren't perfect but they might fit what you're looking for.

The Kel-Tec Sub 2000 is probably a better bet but you did say AR-pattern.

Check Palmetto State Armory.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:54 PM (U76Nz)

379 Fixers Favorite Budget Guns: (in no particular order)

SCCY - Model TWO.
Bersa Thunder Pro UC
Tarus PT111 G2
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

-----

Here a trivia question.

What trait do all three of these guns share??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

380 Barack Obama shoots a shotgun like a girl.
Posted by: Zod at August 10, 2017 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

So does Kim Rhode.

Posted by: stace at August 10, 2017 01:54 PM (6iw++)

381 379. Brazil.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:55 PM (fA1SL)

382
Here a trivia question.

What trait do all three of these guns share??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

Bayonet lugs and the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 10, 2017 01:55 PM (RwwCT)

383 "SCCY - Model TWO.
Bersa Thunder Pro UC
Tarus PT111 G2"

I can't personally speak to the others, but the PT111 G2 is a good pistol. I don't mean it's a good "budget gun." It's a good gun that just doesn't cost much.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 01:55 PM (398bZ)

384 I've seen M&P shields for UNDER $300.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 01:54 PM (3OIiX)

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I know. Wow. I bought mine when they first came out.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

385 They all shoot bullets.
What do I win, Alex?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:56 PM (mJ8mX)

386
SCCY is made in Florida.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

387 For myself, I find the heavier the gun, the better I shoot... also, the 30 round extended mag for my Beretta.. I shoot much more accurately... maybe odd, but there you go..

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:56 PM (zSVEm)

388 My son and I just built a 5.56 ar together as a project. Is it plausible to build one in 9mm ?

Posted by: USNtakim at August 10, 2017 01:56 PM (zZWkn)

389 386. That's part of Brazil, or at least has Brazilians in it, right?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:57 PM (fA1SL)

390 My son and I just built a 5.56 ar together as a project. Is it plausible to build one in 9mm ?
Posted by: USNtakim at August 10, 2017 01:56 PM (zZWkn)

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Yup.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

391 371 Barack Obama shoots a shotgun like a girl.

And he doesn't wear Crocs-- that I know of.

I rest my Croc case.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 01:57 PM (mcI77)

392 I loved the photoshops of Obama shooting a rifle which showed a bouquet of flowers and a flag saying "BANG!" coming out of the barrel.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 10, 2017 01:57 PM (P8951)

393 That's part of Brazil, or at least has Brazilians in it, right?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:57 PM (fA1SL)

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Heh.....

They are all DA or DA/SA

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

394 Here a trivia question.
What trait do all three of these guns share??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:54 PM

Wax.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 10, 2017 01:58 PM (ctuyM)

395 loved the photoshops of Obama shooting a rifle which showed a bouquet of flowers and a flag saying "BANG!" coming out of the barrel.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 10, 2017 01:57 PM (P8951)

The big ol' floppy shoes were a nice touch too...

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 01:58 PM (zSVEm)

396 My son and I just built a 5.56 ar together as a project. Is it plausible to build one in 9mm ?
Posted by: USNtakim

Again, check out Palmetto State Armory. They have 9mm lowers & uppers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2017 01:59 PM (U76Nz)

397 393. I've always distrusted striker-fired pistols. No sound reason for it, I know. I am a simple man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

398 Not just plausible but probably the best time there has ever been.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 10, 2017 01:59 PM (psH+N)

399 And he doesn't wear Crocs-- that I know of.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 01:57 PM

Of course he does -- I know.

Posted by: Reggie at August 10, 2017 02:00 PM (ctuyM)

400 My son and I just built a 5.56 ar together as a project. Is it plausible to build one in 9mm ?
Posted by: USNtakim at August 10, 2017 01:56 PM (zZWkn)

Yeah, start with a 9mm lower. As Rick said, check Palmetto State Armory's website. They sell pretty reasonable stripped or full lowers in 9mm.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 02:00 PM (3OIiX)

401 So Suzie "Benghazi YouTube" Rice thinks we should just let the nutbag in NK have his nukes.

Because it's of course in the best interests of the US to have a nuclear armed unstable starving-to-death Marxist dystopia leading us around by the balls.

Stupid. Bint.

Posted by: DocJ at August 10, 2017 02:00 PM (NYS7S)

402 Nood DNC insider job.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 02:00 PM (mJ8mX)

403 401. The words you're looking for are 'cupid stunt.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 02:01 PM (fA1SL)

404 I've always distrusted striker-fired pistols. No sound reason for it, I know. I am a simple man.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

I came up on DA/SA and never did master the trigger. Always, always threw a flyer.

Striker fired pistols were a revelation for me.

Not preachin', just sayin'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 02:02 PM (3OIiX)

405 There are great deals now on bolt-actions, too. Winchester has a $100 rebate going, and Thompson Center has a $75 rebate.

Yesterday I was slobbering over a Winchester XP in .308 with a scope for $349. Thompson Center's entry level Compass rifles can be bought for just over $200. That's unbelievable pricing.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 02:03 PM (398bZ)

406 393 ... or DA/SA
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2017 01:57 PM

As St. Cooper said, a solution in search of a problem.

Posted by: Doncanthrax at August 10, 2017 02:03 PM (ctuyM)

407 This 'fresh new thread smell' sure resembles an old fart.

I watched that slap video 5 times.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 10, 2017 02:04 PM (6jaju)

408 #284 Addendum: and national governments or similar have a duty to stop their uniformed civilians from killing enemy soldiers (to stop retaliation against local civilian populations).

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 01:40 PM (mJ8mX)

Well, if I am a farmer on Crete, out working in the fields, and German paratroops suddenly descend out of the clear blue sky to invade my country, I can't shoot at them because I'm not wearing a uniform? That's beyond silly. You are essentially giving the Germans authority to invade because Hugo Boss designed their suits.

Look, I can understand the rules for partisans being required to identify with brassards or whatever, once the invading force has become the de facto occupying power.

Paratroopers are attacking troops, period. They are legitimate targets for whoever is being attacked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2017 02:05 PM (iPbwM)

409 295 Never listed to Glen Cambell before now. I've really been enjoying some of his songs. "Adios" is a damn dusty song.
Posted by: Max Power

Not true. You've heard Glen Campbell countless times -- without realizing it. He was the guitarist for about half all all hit records made in the early-mid sixties, as the leading session musician in LA. If you've heard the Monkees, the Beach Boys, Elvis Presley, Nat King Cole, etc. etc. etc., you've heard Glen Campbell.

Posted by: zombie at August 10, 2017 02:06 PM (DQ4Fv)

410 405 There are great deals now on bolt-actions, too. Winchester has a $100 rebate going, and Thompson Center has a $75 rebate.

Yesterday I was slobbering over a Winchester XP in .308 with a scope for $349. Thompson Center's entry level Compass rifles can be bought for just over $200. That's unbelievable pricing.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 02:03 PM (398bZ)

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Meh, my new project is a custom sporter based on a 1905 M96 Carl Gustaf action I just purchased on GB. Gonna be in 7x57.

Posted by: Jackal at August 10, 2017 02:06 PM (Cb7WX)

411 I was thinking that they should invent a multi barreled sniper rifle that fires all barrels at same time . One barrel sited to target. The others in a 3 ft pattern around the sited target.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 02:06 PM (A6Xv7)

412
183 114 Speaking of caliber size, does anyone have any opinions on holster alternatives like clip draw? I was thinking of getting one for my M&P Shield 9mm. I myself would like the fact that I wouldn't have the bulkiness of a holster to contend with.

I use a Crossbreed MiniTuck for my Kahr CW9. I can actually wear it with nothing but an untucked T-Shirt and it'll conceal with almost no printing. Fairly comfortable too.

The only problem with it is as much a problem with the Kahr. When reholstering, the front edge of the slide stop tends to catch on the top edge of the leather. Just needs some retraining to cant the muzzle a bit when inserting into the holster.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2017 02:09 PM (iFZVz)

413
404 I've always distrusted striker-fired pistols. No sound reason for it, I know. I am a simple man.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

I came up on DA/SA and never did master the trigger. Always, always threw a flyer.

Striker fired pistols were a revelation for me.

Not preachin', just sayin'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2017 02:02 PM (3OIiX)

Look at the Kahr CW9 I mentioned above. Striker-fired, DAO trigger. VERY safe. Best of all, a SWEET trigger, one of the best DA triggers you can get in a stock, non-customshop gun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2017 02:11 PM (iFZVz)

414 One of the shared stupidities of the left is that they're all convinced that more education fixes everything. If only people just had more learnin' they'd stop being so mean and bad!

Its one of those really pernicious lies that clings to inner cities in particular. They think its schooling, not ambition and character, that changes people and leads to financial success. They think that going to college somehow makes someone successful and rich.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)

Education doesn't fix low intelligence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2017 02:13 PM (SRKgf)

415 Not true. You've heard Glen Campbell countless times -- without realizing it. He was the guitarist for about half all all hit records made in the early-mid sixties, as the leading session musician in LA. If you've heard the Monkees, the Beach Boys, Elvis Presley, Nat King Cole, etc. etc. etc., you've heard Glen Campbell.
Posted by: zombie at August 10, 2017 02:06 PM

He wasn't just a studio musician for The Beach Boys, he toured with them, and ultimately left because they wouldn't make him a full member of the group.

Posted by: Doncanthrax at August 10, 2017 02:16 PM (ctuyM)

416 Well, if I am a farmer on Crete, out working in the fields, and German paratroops suddenly descend out of the clear blue sky to invade my country, I can't shoot at them because I'm not wearing a uniform? That's beyond silly. You are essentially giving the Germans authority to invade because Hugo Boss designed their suits.

Look, I can understand the rules for partisans being required to identify with brassards or whatever, once the invading force has become the de facto occupying power.

Paratroopers are attacking troops, period. They are legitimate targets for whoever is being attacked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2017 02:05 PM (iPbwM)

Sure. The thing is that them killing you is also cool, and so is them killing you even after you have surrendered. If I understand things correctly, they can give you a short trial and shoot you and nobody will give a shit (unless they are Palestinian or whatever), whereas if you are wearing a uniform, and shoot at them, and you surrender, you are a POW and the opposing gov't can negotiate/fight for your release. If you are a soldier, then you have whatever protection your national govt can extend. If you aren't, YOYOMF.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 10, 2017 02:23 PM (CPk08)

417 114 Speaking of caliber size, does anyone have any opinions on holster alternatives like clip draw? I was thinking of getting one for my M&P Shield 9mm. I myself would like the fact that I wouldn't have the bulkiness of a holster to contend with.
Posted by: Independent George at August 10, 2017 01:04 PM (BDZWU)

IWB holsters aren't usually that bulky.

I use a "Sticky" holster for my S&W model 59. It's IWB and stays in place if/when you draw your pistol.

Posted by: SmithNwessonRules at August 10, 2017 02:38 PM (bbfO2)

418 WaPo: NoKo nukes all started with Gernada

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 10, 2017 03:37 PM (e8kgV)

419 Testing

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