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Democrat Politician Who Tweeted Out Porn Has a Novel Explanation: "I Was Hacked"

I've never heard that claim made before.

He also added a cutesy joke after saying he'd been hacked: "Darn Those Russians!"

I haven't see the Serious Allegation of a Violation followed up, incongruously, by the lighthearted joke maneuver before, either.

#AtLeastTheToasterIsStillLoyal

After his #Hacked account retweeted the porny photos, he says he "immediately" began un-retweeting them.

This is a bit odd, because when an account is #Hacked, it generally means it is now under the control of someone else, which means the authorized user is locked out of it, and therefore unable to un-retweet anything.

Notice his jokey "It was a bad Monday" demeanor below.

This all seems so terribly familiar.

Despite this looking very Weineresque, there are a couple of things that suggest maybe his "hacked" claim is on the level.

He claims that he was un-retweeting even as his "hacker" was tweeting. If that timeline is legit, it would suggest a hacker, because if someone accidentally retweeted porn, they'd just do it the once or twice, not repeatedly, like they were on a mission.

Also, he claims he will filing a complaint with police (actually, he said he'd do so yesterday). Bringing in the cops is something Weiner didn't do, for good reason.

Posted by: Ace at 04:45 PM




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1 Riiight... And the dog ate his homework

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2017 04:33 PM (O2RFr)

2 Fappers Delight

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2017 04:35 PM (M+Lyo)

3 I would bet that, if he isn't immediately outed as another Weiner, that it's a false-flag operation of some kind.

At this point, I do not believe ANYTHING the Left says.

Posted by: acethepug at August 09, 2017 04:35 PM (539ql)

4 2 Fappers Delight
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2017 04:35 PM (M+Lyo)


Upchuck the rhythm to the boogie....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

5
First Amendment!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 09, 2017 04:36 PM (J0tQ5)

6 3 I would bet that, if he isn't immediately outed as another Weiner, that it's a false-flag operation of some kind

The sympathy vote?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2017 04:36 PM (O2RFr)

7
6th Amendment!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 09, 2017 04:36 PM (J0tQ5)

8
Call the Awan Brothers!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

9 Fuggin politician and lefties are hell bent on ruining porn too.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 09, 2017 04:37 PM (WLK0w)

10 This was the perfect opportunity for a "tits!" First

Posted by: wooga at August 09, 2017 04:38 PM (fP7L7)

11 Another boobs thread.

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (q177U)

12 He was in St. Thomas on a balcony...

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (7HtZB)

13 Not sure I want to know where the lost ashes were found....

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (rmVvL)

14 I believe him. There's no way that guy likes to look at chicks.

Posted by: mark1971 at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (xPl2J)

15 10 This was the perfect opportunity for a "tits!" First
Posted by: wooga at August 09, 2017 04:38 PM (fP7L7)

I went tits first on 9/11/16.

:hic:

Posted by: Hillary at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (7HtZB)

16 If he brings in law enforcement they will get the account records. If he wasn't hacked they will at least file charges for filing a false police report.

More to come I suspect

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (i17ZZ)

17 11 Another boobs thread.
Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (q177U)
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Aren't they all, eventually?

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (ep++K)

18 I swear my porn is a lot better than this horseshit.

Weichert 2018

Posted by: Steve Weichert at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (4e+hS)

19 13 Not sure I want to know where the lost ashes were found....
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (rmVvL)

Million to one shot, doc.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (7HtZB)

20 l just viewed a wonderful interview with alice cooper about glen campbell's passing. turns out they were neighbors, best friends, golf buddies, ex-addicts (glen was a cocaine fiend) and christians.

on youtube ("alice cooper on glen campbell").

he calls campbell one of the best guitarists in the music business, which i did not know. very articulate and interesting. worth a look see.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (WTSFk)

21 Dammit, I was told there was nood The Office porn, but I don't see a link to that Pam chick anywhere.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (psH+N)

22 16
More to come I suspect
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (i17ZZ)


More to come? Oh, I hope not....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

23 Was it tentacle porn ala Kurt Eichenwald?

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 09, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

24 Well, perhaps it wasn't Porn porn, so..

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm)

25 I am sure this has been mentioned, but isn't it strange that the first atomic bombs the US used on people were named Little Boy and Fat Man?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2017 04:41 PM (M+Lyo)

26 Time to appoint a special counsel.

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2017 04:41 PM (q177U)

27 23 Was it tentacle porn ala Kurt Eichenwald?
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 09, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)


Gruppenfuhrer sounds like such a natural title in front of that name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

28 Russians hacked my smart gun. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Posted by: Future fool at August 09, 2017 04:42 PM (IqV8l)

29 #GotMyScandalDoneBeforeElected

#YouKnowWhatYoureGetting

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 04:42 PM (NOIQH)

30 Can't I have him arrested because I'm epileptic to porn or something?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 09, 2017 04:42 PM (psH+N)

31 Hacked? Like with a lung?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:42 PM (MINbv)

32 Is he repub or a dem? This whole story, whether it continues in the news or not, hinges on that one question.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2017 04:42 PM (Fmupd)

33 Dem.

Posted by: Steve Weichert at August 09, 2017 04:43 PM (4e+hS)

34 'Sup, Peeps?

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2017 04:43 PM (jw2Xw)

35 I see it's been another interesting day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2017 04:43 PM (PY9jH)

36 If he brings in law enforcement they will get the
account records. If he wasn't hacked they will at least file charges
for filing a false police report.



More to come I suspect

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (i17ZZ)
**
Yeah except Democrat.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 09, 2017 04:43 PM (WLK0w)

37 Little Boy and Fat Man?

Lil' Kim rolled up in one...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2017 04:43 PM (O2RFr)

38 21 Dammit, I was told there was nood The Office porn, but I don't see a link to that Pam chick anywhere.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (psH+N)

You want Pam porn.

You'll settle for one of the original British actresses,

You'll get Dwight dick pics

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 04:43 PM (7HtZB)

39 Phrasing boom!

Posted by: Strobe at August 09, 2017 04:44 PM (gbWkA)

40 he's a Dem running for the AZ state senate.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 04:44 PM (ILitO)

41 32 Is he repub or a dem? This whole story, whether it continues in the news or not, hinges on that one question.
Posted by: Soona

Democrat... so, not newsworthy... local issue.. be gone by tomorrow..

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:44 PM (zSVEm)

42 There's an Anthony Weiner joke here somewhere. But Google would kill me in my sleep. So I'll just preemptively kill the thought.

What was I saying?

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM (t41dG)

43
9 Fuggin politician and lefties are hell bent on ruining porn too.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 09, 2017 04:37 PM (WLK0w)







You know that gov rocket surgeons in CA recently made it so that if you're shooting porn in the state, it's a workplace safety violation if you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms, masks and goggles?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM (veoSD)

44 course, if he were a Repub running for town council of Poobah Bluffs (pop 702), it would be a major story on CNN

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM (ILitO)

45 Dem or Repub or uniparty?

Posted by: USNtakim at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM (zZWkn)

46 You'll get Dwight dick pics"

Hey, we've spotted dick!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM (MINbv)

47 40 he's a Dem running for the AZ state senate.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 04:44 PM (ILitO)


Kelli Ward.

Be there. Aloha.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

48 So, what if you self-identify as pron? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Strobe at August 09, 2017 04:46 PM (gbWkA)

49 #ConfirmedImCisHetero!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (NOIQH)

50 it's a workplace safety violation if you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms, masks and goggles?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM (veoSD)
____


Meh, in the end it actually satisfied a Rule 34 requirement.

Posted by: IP at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (UmSfZ)

51 Whackin' it.
Jackin' it.
Back it up.
They hacked it up.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (Nwg0u)

52 Dude has pedo face.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (4ErVI)

53 Why do people write "pron" instead of " porn"? Serious question.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (zSVEm)

54 You know that gov rocket surgeons in CA recently
made it so that if you're shooting porn in the state, it's a workplace
safety violation if you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms,
masks and goggles?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM (veoSD)

(*)(*)
Good!! I love mask and goggle pron!!
//

Posted by: dananjcon at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (WLK0w)

55
50 it's a workplace safety violation if you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms, masks and goggles?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM (veoSD)
____


Meh, in the end it actually satisfied a Rule 34 requirement.

Posted by: IP at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (UmSfZ)







Exactly what I was thinking, in fact.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (veoSD)

56 Stop typing Dick.

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (gbWkA)

57 Do they have so little to do that they have time to tweet porn or is it the air of entitlement they should be allowed to do anything they want because-----Public servant?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (iVOAv)

58 Have the police call me. I recen5ly returned from London and now have irrefutable proof that PDT did the hack.

Posted by: J. McCain at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (iUBwE)

59 You know that gov rocket surgeons in CA recently made it so that if you're shooting porn in the state, it's a workplace safety violation if you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms, masks and goggles?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM (veoSD)

----------

For this one time, CA has done something right. It's a good way to kill the porn industry. I hope other states do something similar

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (Fmupd)

60 Why do people write "pron" instead of " porn"? Serious question.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (zSVEm)


I woud think it helps keep AoS out of the Pron search results ? I mean its not like it is mentioned a lot here or anything /

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (M+Lyo)

61 53,
Some filters er, "catch" porn.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (MINbv)

62 re 53: some sites filer might block you if you say "porn"

I once left a comment on a yahoo news story and they had a problem with "great horny toads!" Go figure

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (ILitO)

63 56 Stop typing Dick.
Posted by: Zombie Nixon at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (gbWkA)

If women can vote with their vaginas, then I can type with my dick.

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (7HtZB)

64 >>> Why do people write "pron" instead of " porn"? Serious question.

My guess is that pr0n gets past some filters.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (jw2Xw)

65 it's a workplace safety violation if you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms, masks and goggles?

So, just like TV and movie production, they'll move to Canada.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (b5QvD)

66 Austin Millbarge: Do you know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2017 04:50 PM (+C5m6)

67 Looks like Cyril Figgis without glasses.

Posted by: Strobe at August 09, 2017 04:50 PM (gbWkA)

68
53 Why do people write "pron" instead of " porn"? Serious question.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (zSVEm)








Some sites will ban using the word "porn", like using the name of a particular Chevy SUV here at the HQ. It also brings up a lot of ........ interesting ads when the ad bots get ahold of it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:50 PM (veoSD)

69 64 >>> Why do people write "pron" instead of " porn"? Serious question.

My guess is that pr0n gets past some filters.
Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (jw2Xw)

Dyslexia?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 04:50 PM (no/Pv)

70 Sorry nobody who uses the word problematic should be elected.

Posted by: DaveA at August 09, 2017 04:51 PM (FhXTo)

71 FWIW, "pvon" seems ok too. You know, like fvck...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:51 PM (MINbv)

72 Nice rack on the lawyer chick on fox.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2017 04:51 PM (aMlLZ)

73 Dyslexia?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 04:50 PM (no/Pv)


Dysexia

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2017 04:51 PM (M+Lyo)

74
65 it's a workplace safety violation if you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms, masks and goggles?

So, just like TV and movie production, they'll move to Canada.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (b5QvD)







Or Las Vegas, in this case.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:51 PM (veoSD)

75 Was his password 12345 also?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 04:52 PM (no/Pv)

76 I need my lost ashes hauled.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 04:52 PM (3OIiX)

77 my email was hacked. I found out because my work email was in the hotmail address book. So I was getting penis enlargement mail from my personal account to my work account. Every one of my contacts received that mess.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2017 04:52 PM (n6gcM)

78 Why do people write "pron" instead of " porn"? Serious question.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (zSVEm)

---

We're l33t gamers like that dude who puts on a wig and writes below average codes for Wymyns rights.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 09, 2017 04:52 PM (psH+N)

79
You know that gov rocket surgeons in CA recently made it so that if you're shooting porn in the state, it's a workplace safety violation if you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms, masks and goggles?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:45 PM


Do you remember the pic zombie had of the guy wearing a hard hat while performing an act?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 04:52 PM (IqV8l)

80 like using the name of a particular Chevy SUV"

Well, I knew lots of folks don't seem to like suburbs, but really?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:53 PM (MINbv)

81 Democrats should just stay away from computers, servers, phones, and other electronic means of communication. Those devilish devices are just too hard for them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Cool your Jets with an Outrage Outlet Snarlin' Smoothie! at August 09, 2017 04:53 PM (66/E/)

82 Why do people write "pron" instead of " porn"? Serious question.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (zSVEm)

Some sites/filters block the word 'porn'. And it's a common typo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 04:53 PM (3OIiX)

83 73 Dyslexia?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 04:50 PM (no/Pv)


Dysexia
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2017 04:51 PM (M+Lyo)

That was like stepping on an IED that was labeled IED. How did I miss that? Heh.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 04:54 PM (no/Pv)

84 Laundry time.

Posted by: tbodie at August 09, 2017 04:54 PM (iUBwE)

85 Was his password 12345 also?"

Nah. It was "password"

Number was lock on his luggage

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:54 PM (MINbv)

86 it's a workplace safety violation if you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms, masks and goggles?

-
Darth Vader pron.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 04:54 PM (Nwg0u)

87 52 Dude has pedo face.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (4ErVI)


"Really!"

- - Dick Filner, Man About Town

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 04:55 PM (mbhDw)

88 77 my email was hacked. I found out because my work email was in the hotmail address book. So I was getting penis enlargement mail from my personal account to my work account. Every one of my contacts received that mess.
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2017 04:52 PM (n6gcM)

---------------

Yeah, sure. That's the reason.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2017 04:55 PM (Fmupd)

89 5 - First Amendment!

Soothsayer - - Fake commenter

***

I believe this scenario implicates the 69th Amendment, not the 1st.

Please clap.

or get the clap.

I am not sure which.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 09, 2017 04:55 PM (Fb9aZ)

90 Despite his looking very handsome and showing his expensive teeth, he seems like a friendly fellow; a happy go lucky kinda guy who would be fun to be with, and he has great skin which indicates proper hygiene and self-respect.

He just looks like someone you could trust. Someone you would buy a used car from.

Posted by: Alphonse Le Booth at August 09, 2017 04:55 PM (m9X4Y)

91
80 like using the name of a particular Chevy SUV"

Well, I knew lots of folks don't seem to like suburbs, but really?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:53 PM (MINbv)







Nah. A certain, long-ago banned commenter had the same nic as the SUV. Some really weird shit went down, and the word had to be banned to get things under control. If memory serves, the word-ban is still in effect.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:55 PM (veoSD)

92 Really!"
- Dick Filner, Man About Town c

Spotted more dick.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:56 PM (MINbv)

93 Thanks for all the responses, Horde... I will ask about " ghey" and some other stuff someday..

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:56 PM (zSVEm)

94 Democrats are scum.

Worthless pieces of shit.

Assume they are lying until you prove otherwise.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 09, 2017 04:56 PM (6a/Ng)

95 Steyn is in the Bolling seat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 04:56 PM (IqV8l)

96 Penis enlargement?It's not mine.That's not my bag,baby.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2017 04:56 PM (rmVvL)

97 I will apply the burden Lefties apply to Republicans. Guilty until proven innocent.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 04:57 PM (no/Pv)

98 It's just awful when your site gets hacked with busty lesbian porn.

Posted by: brak at August 09, 2017 04:57 PM (5iU/N)

99
93 Thanks for all the responses, Horde... I will ask about " ghey" and some other stuff someday..

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:56 PM (zSVEm)








Your best bet for terms and words found on the HQ is just to do a simple web search.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:57 PM (veoSD)

100 /playing Rammstein on the tubes of you.

So awesome and I don't even speak German.

Deutsche was made for this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 04:57 PM (3OIiX)

101 How old are this guys kids? What an embarrassment for them!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:58 PM (iVOAv)

102 Protests break out over Blazing Saddles showing

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/272350/

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2017 04:58 PM (rmVvL)

103 Your best bet for terms and words found on the HQ"

Pro tip: go with lace wigs. They're a winner...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:58 PM (MINbv)

104 he calls campbell one of the best guitarists in the music business, which i did not know.

Go here and check out the guitar solo starting around the 4:30 mark. It begins a little slowly, but it gets good pretty quickly.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7n3jafz

Posted by: Ian S. at August 09, 2017 04:59 PM (3J/LN)

105 99
93 Thanks for all the responses, Horde... I will ask about " ghey" and some other stuff someday..

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:56 PM (zSVEm)








Your best bet for terms and words found on the HQ is just to do a simple web search.

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2017 04:57 PM (veoSD)

Hmmm.... I looked up " teabagger" once....

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:59 PM (zSVEm)

106 It was a bad Monday. I don't like Mondays.

Posted by: Zombie Brenda Ann Spencer at August 09, 2017 04:59 PM (Tyii7)

107 When is Gorilla Pundit going to get his own HBO show? Too much talent is going to waste.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 09, 2017 04:59 PM (XFue2)

108 >>Dude has pedo face.



"Huh, what's that?"
-- Grabby Uncle Joe Biden

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 05:00 PM (NOIQH)

109 What was the SUV?

Posted by: wooga at August 09, 2017 05:00 PM (fP7L7)

110 re 107: when he starts sounding like a progressive.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:00 PM (ILitO)

111 109 What was the SUV?
Posted by: wooga at August 09, 2017 05:00 PM (fP7L7)

A really bad Fire.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:01 PM (no/Pv)

112 If I had a daughter, I would point to Lena Dunham as an example of what not to do. Zero excuse in the example she is allowed to set. Disgusting.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 09, 2017 05:01 PM (XFue2)

113 Protests break out over Blazing Saddles showing "

Someday that won't be a joke. But not this day. This day we laugh!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:01 PM (MINbv)

114 It was a bad Monday. I don't like Mondays.

I've had some bad Mondays. I've never tweeted out porn by mistake. Even if I wanted to watch porn ,I don't do any internet stuff on my stupid phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 05:01 PM (iVOAv)

115 Hmmm.... I looked up " teabagger" once....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:59 PM (zSVEm)


Rule of thumb here is that if you see a word or phrase on AoS that you don't understand . . . Just trust us, you're better off that way.

Posted by: filbert at August 09, 2017 05:02 PM (s5o+q)

116 >54

California decided cinnamon is unhealthful for pregnant women -so- grocery stores are now req. to display warning cards on spice shelving.

Posted by: 13times at August 09, 2017 05:02 PM (WHVu+)

117 What was the SUV?"

Hint, not a suburban.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:02 PM (MINbv)

118 i don't like his cutesy I Love Lucy analogy. You leave Mrs. Ricardo out of your twisted fantasy life you commie pervert!

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2017 05:03 PM (n6gcM)

119 I told ya long ago Twitter was going to be our downfall.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:03 PM (no/Pv)

120 Did you hear Hillary is writing a sequel to 'What Happened?"

The sequel's title is "Screwed by Wiener!"

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 09, 2017 05:03 PM (hikCO)

121 >>When is Gorilla Pundit going to get his own HBO show? Too much talent is going to waste.


As soon as he figures out how to work some nekkid actors/actresses doing various sex acts into it. Preferable set in ancient Rome or an imaginary Medieval type brothel...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 05:03 PM (NOIQH)

122 Dude got on the wrong side of 4 chan /pol. Never get on the wrong side of those guys.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 09, 2017 05:03 PM (XFue2)

123 I woud think it helps keep AoS out of the Pron search results ? I mean its not like it is mentioned a lot here or anything /
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (M+Lyo)

So where did "teh" come from?

I've never seen that answer.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 09, 2017 05:03 PM (6a/Ng)

124 97 I will apply the burden Lefties apply to Republicans. Guilty until proven innocent.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 04:57 PM (no/Pv)



Oh bull shit. That's a lie.


The burden the Left applies to Republicans is Guilty even if innocent.

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2017 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)

125 in other news, Barack Obama is still planning on focusing like a laser on jobs.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:04 PM (ILitO)

126 For this one time, CA has done something right. It's a good way to kill the porn industry. I hope other states do something similar

It irritates me that people think there's a difference between porn and prostitution.

I see no difference.

As a mental exercise, imagine a man who wants to use the services of a prostitute, but really doesn't want to break the law. He creates a porn production company with all of the paperwork done in full accordance to the law. Now he can hire "actors" and pay them through his porn production company. No camera required. Call the sessions "dress rehearsals".

Sure there's paperwork involved, but the man now can hire women for sex, with the full knowledge and permission of the state, no legal issues whatsoever.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2017 05:05 PM (jhqr1)

127

Blazer

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 05:05 PM (IqV8l)

128 So where did "teh" come from"

Same place as covfefe

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:05 PM (MINbv)

129 >>If I had a daughter, I would point to Lena Dunham as an example of what
not to do. Zero excuse in the example she is allowed to set. Disgusting.


Heh, I used Miley Cyrus a few years back for that.
That is your brain on drugs. Kills your ability to make good decisions.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 05:06 PM (NOIQH)

130 did I say "laser"? I meant "lathe"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:06 PM (ILitO)

131 Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 05:03 PM (NOIQH)

Caligula appointing Gorilla Pundit as senator. Cut to orgy scene.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:06 PM (no/Pv)

132 123 I woud think it helps keep AoS out of the Pron search results ? I mean its not like it is mentioned a lot here or anything /
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2017 04:49 PM (M+Lyo)

So where did "teh" come from?

I've never seen that answer.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 09, 2017 05:03 PM (6a/Ng)


Internet typo memes. It's why you get Eleventy for exclamation, pwned instead of owned. From back when you didn't have voice chat on multiplayer video games and you had to type out a quick message.

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2017 05:06 PM (z/Ubi)

133 Lathe of heaven

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 05:07 PM (IqV8l)

134 If California makes strict laws governing their sex workers, won't they just set up shop in Nevada?

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 05:07 PM (zSVEm)

135 no legal issues whatsoever."

Darn it. Should've done that long ago. ..

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:07 PM (MINbv)

136 Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2017 05:05 PM (jhqr1)

How many cameras do I need to purchase?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:08 PM (no/Pv)

137 >>Caligula appointing Gorilla Pundit as senator. Cut to orgy scene.


Knew the horde could come up with some ideas on that!
There's a reason why they made that jokey clip, "It's not porn, it's HBO!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 05:08 PM (NOIQH)

138 and you had to type out a quick message."

Or really bad translating, especially about your bases...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:08 PM (MINbv)

139 Holy shit, the "Pickle Rick" episode of Rick and Morty.

Genius.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 09, 2017 05:08 PM (QGoUX)

140 Protests break out over Blazing Saddles showing

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/272350/

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2017 04:58 PM (rmVvL)



Does it look like the fight scene at the end of the movie when they break on to the Dom DeLuise set? "Get 'em girls"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2017 05:09 PM (493sH)

141 "You know that gov rocket surgeons in CA recently made it so that if
you're shooting porn in the state, it's a workplace safety violation if
you don't have the actors/actresses wearing condoms, masks and goggles?"

There's a locally infamous "adult entertainment" studio in SF (underage persons found on premises, cocaine arrests) which is relocating itself to Vegas.

A bunch of handwaving circumlocutions followed, but the gist of it is that this state is now so unfriendly to business that it's hard to turn a buck even from pr0n.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 09, 2017 05:09 PM (ujwCG)

142 How about a nice pepperoni pizza pie?

Posted by: Democrat Pedo Porn Kings at August 09, 2017 05:09 PM (Tyii7)

143 All I want are sharks with frickin' lathes attached to their heads!

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 05:09 PM (7HtZB)

144 Well, the glob of splooge hanging from his ear lobe kind of gives it away.

PS don't use that as hair gel

Posted by: what about mary at August 09, 2017 05:09 PM (vDCJv)

145 Well Texans, time to boycott the Dallas Stars for their opposition to the transgender freak show bill.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 09, 2017 05:09 PM (6a/Ng)

146 How many cameras do I need to purchase?"

I know, huh? That's better thought out than some business plans I've read over the years.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:09 PM (MINbv)

147 re 126: that was a joke on 'Family Guy".

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:09 PM (ILitO)

148 How many cameras do I need to purchase?

No camera required. Call it a "dress rehearsal".

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2017 05:10 PM (jhqr1)

149 Adam Smith's invisible terror-threat hand.

https://tinyurl.com/ycctou8c

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 05:10 PM (Nwg0u)

150 138 and you had to type out a quick message."

Or really bad translating, especially about your bases...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:08 PM (MINbv)


Somebody set us up the bomb!

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2017 05:11 PM (z/Ubi)

151 GAINZZZ.....did 225 5 reps today. Can't believe it. My goal 9 months ago was to start doing strong lifts by August or Labor Day. Just started lifting 4 months ago. Sleep, steak, beef, eggs, no porn, and not chasing girls/women.

Wish I had done this in high school, college, and in my 20's. Crazy natural results.

Have a blessed and sexy night Horde!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 09, 2017 05:11 PM (XFue2)

152 145 Well Texans, time to boycott the Dallas Stars for their opposition to the transgender freak show bill.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 09, 2017 05:09 PM (6a/Ng)

Their ticket prices already had me boycotting. ( not really since I live in Houston. They took away my Aeros)

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:11 PM (no/Pv)

153 Bench 225....

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 09, 2017 05:11 PM (XFue2)

154

Women can have hacked Twitter accounts that send out just as much porn!

Posted by: Big Brother Google at August 09, 2017 05:11 PM (OZmbA)

155 I believe the SUV in question shares a name with a ubiquitous men's sport coat, commonly found in dark blue and often worn with khakis. Please correct me if I'm mistaken.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at August 09, 2017 05:12 PM (IOuCY)

156 Internet typo memes. It's why you get Eleventy for exclamation, pwned instead of owned. From back when you didn't have voice chat on multiplayer video games and you had to type out a quick message.
Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2017 05:06 PM (z/Ubi)

So the Horde just ran with it?

Other than once or twice on ZeroHedge, I've never seen it anywhere else.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (6a/Ng)

157 Bench 225....

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 09, 2017 05:11 PM (XFue2)


That's the weight that did my shoulder in, I keep it light now

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (M+Lyo)

158 Women can have hacked Twitter accounts that send out just as much porn!

And, how!

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (Tyii7)

159 If California makes strict laws governing their sex workers, won't they just set up shop in Nevada?

My brother Fredo's place has openings.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (Mouru)

160 the Dom DeLuise set? "Get 'em girls"

"They hit Buddy"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (MINbv)

161 you only need one camera and one willing woman. Hold the camera yourself while she does stuff to you.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (ILitO)

162 Beverly Hillbillies' mansion for sale for a mere $350,000,000.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbn2wa6

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)

163 155 I believe the SUV in question shares a name with a ubiquitous men's sport coat, commonly found in dark blue and often worn with khakis. Please correct me if I'm mistaken.
Posted by: Cowboyneal at August 09, 2017 05:12 PM (IOuCY)
Also, it's the brand name of my favorite 9mm ammo maker...

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (zSVEm)

164 He's guilty as sin. I knew that from the point in the beginning when he squeals out "whaaaaat?", because it sounded EXACTLY like Leonard Hofstadter when he's been caught in a obvious lie.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2017 05:14 PM (LAe3v)

165 Come listen to my story 'bout a man named Jeb. Poor globalist, barely kept his gardeners fed.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 09, 2017 05:15 PM (Tyii7)

166 A little porno is like a little foam party. Nothingburger.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 09, 2017 05:15 PM (mcI77)

167 153 Bench 225....
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 09, 2017 05:11 PM (XFue2)

Minimum of two plates is the official lifter standard. Congratulations.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:15 PM (MM3j3)

168 Just started lifting 4 months ago. Sleep, steak, beef, eggs, no
porn, and not chasing girls/women.


Why exactly do you want to stay alive?

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2017 05:15 PM (LAe3v)

169 Beverly Hillbillies' mansion for sale for a mere $350,000,000.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbn2wa6

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)



Does it come with the cement pond?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2017 05:15 PM (493sH)

170

You mean if I hire a woman of low virtue and point a video camera at her while she does stuff to me, it's perfectly legal????

Posted by: Sphynx at August 09, 2017 05:16 PM (OZmbA)

171 Beverly Hillbillies' mansion for sale for a mere $350,000,000.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbn2wa6


24 year-old Donna Douglas not included.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 05:16 PM (Mouru)

172 By the way, didn't Bill Maher say that if Hillary lost he was going to murder Anthony Wiener?
Just one more empty promise from progressives?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2017 05:16 PM (+lVUW)

173 commonly found in dark blue and often worn with khakis"

A blue "birdseye jacket"?

/ just going with the Brit thing upthread

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:16 PM (MINbv)

174 Beverly Hillbillies' mansion for sale for a mere $350,000,000.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbn2wa6

24 year-old Donna Douglas not included.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 05:16 PM (Mouru)

Damn it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 05:17 PM (3OIiX)

175 162 Beverly Hillbillies' mansion for sale for a mere $350,000,000.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbn2wa6
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)

They're high as a kite. Record in that area is 70 million. Just a publicity stunt.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:17 PM (MM3j3)

176 You mean if I hire a woman of low virtue and point a video camera at her while she does stuff to me, it's perfectly legal????

Posted by: Sphynx at August 09, 2017 05:16 PM (OZmbA)


Only if it's art!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 09, 2017 05:17 PM (gwPgz)

177 Beverly Hillbillies' mansion for sale for a mere $350,000,000.

The millennial who wrote that must have missed her avocado on toast and coffee breakfast. The Zillow Estimate on the property is $37.077 million. Only off by an order of magnitude.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2017 05:17 PM (jhqr1)

178 re 169: saw the story on Fox news this morning, and apparently the see-ment pond is still there.

and I never thought that show was funny. Hard to believe it was so popular back them.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:17 PM (ILitO)

179 Does it come with the cement pond?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2017 05:15 PM (493sH)



For my $350 mil I'd want a nicer one than they had on the show. And that Drysdale bitch had better stay off my lawn, if she knows what's good for her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 05:18 PM (Mouru)

180 it's perfectly legal????

Only if you pay her.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:18 PM (MINbv)

181
Beverly Hillbillies' mansion for sale for a mere $350,000,000.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbn2wa6
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks


That's inflation! Jed only had 40 million to his name back in the day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 05:18 PM (IqV8l)

182 159 If California makes strict laws governing their sex workers, won't they just set up shop in Nevada?

My brother Fredo's place has openings.
Posted by: Tom Hagen at August 09, 2017 05:13 PM (Mouru)

Phrasing

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks. at August 09, 2017 05:19 PM (hJrjt)

183 102 Protests break out over Blazing Saddles showing

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/272350/
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2017 04:58 PM (rmVvL)

We saw Blazing Saddles here in the OC last year at sold out Segerstrom with Mel Brooks speaking on stage after. Very cool and there weren't any protesters.

Posted by: DitkaCA at August 09, 2017 05:19 PM (kVjCi)

184 >>24 year-old Donna Douglas not included.
Posted by: Cicero


For $350 mil could I at least get a happy ending from Granny?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 09, 2017 05:19 PM (OZmbA)

185 178 re 169: saw the story on Fox news this morning, and apparently the see-ment pond is still there.

and I never thought that show was funny. Hard to believe it was so popular back them.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:17 PM (ILitO)



Fish out of water story, but the low country bumpkins usually get the leg up on the "wise" big city folk. Yeah hard to understand the popularity...

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2017 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)

186 also, to be legal, the movie must have socially redeemable valuables.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:19 PM (ILitO)

187 You mean if I hire a woman of low virtue and point a video camera at her while she does stuff to me, it's perfectly legal????

You missed a couple of steps.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2017 05:20 PM (jhqr1)

188 Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:17 PM (ILitO)

Fancy eating table. Hunting golf. Granny marking a hippo with cuts of meat to butcher. What's not to love?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:20 PM (MM3j3)

189 Yeah hard to understand the popularity...

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2017 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)


I think the inclusion of "Hoboken" in the nic makes it easier to understand

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 09, 2017 05:21 PM (gwPgz)

190 Yeah hard to understand the popularity...
================
Simple.

Jethro Bodine

Double Naught Spy.

Posted by: simplemind at August 09, 2017 05:21 PM (KbEJv)

191 156 Internet typo memes. It's why you get Eleventy for exclamation...

I thought that was Bilbo meets Spinal Tap

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 09, 2017 05:21 PM (di1hb)

192 For this one time, CA has done something right. It's a good way to kill the porn industry. I hope other states do something similar

It irritates me that people think there's a difference between porn and prostitution.

I see no difference.

As a mental exercise, imagine a man who wants to use the services of a prostitute, but really doesn't want to break the law. He creates a porn production company with all of the paperwork done in full accordance to the law. Now he can hire "actors" and pay them through his porn production company. No camera required. Call the sessions "dress rehearsals".

Sure there's paperwork involved, but the man now can hire women for sex, with the full knowledge and permission of the state, no legal issues whatsoever.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2017 05:05 PM (jhqr1)

I know two women in Seattle who do something similar. They record the sexing on a Sony tape-based camcorder. When you leave, you get the tape.

One used to be in semi-legit pron in Cali and moved up here.

I've heard of guys doing what you suggested but frankly most didn't bother with those kind of hoops back in the day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 05:21 PM (3OIiX)

193 You missed a couple of steps"

So its a trap!

/memes'r'us

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:22 PM (MINbv)

194
Yeah hard to understand the popularity...

Probably a generational thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 05:22 PM (IqV8l)

195 Does he strike anyone else as a wimp???

Posted by: Locke Common at August 09, 2017 05:22 PM (t4+vp)

196 It's a good way to kill the porn industry

Prohibition didn't work on alcohol. Not working on drugs. No way it'll work on pron.

That will be the only industry that survives the fall of mankind and the rise (phrasing) of the cockroach people. We'll be their tentacle porn.

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2017 05:23 PM (DMPne)

197 also, to be legal, the movie must have socially redeemable valuables.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:19 PM (ILitO)


So ,if she gave a monologue during the filming about how she loves coding and enjoyed getting her PhD in STEM, it would all be good?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 09, 2017 05:23 PM (gwPgz)

198 Probably a generational thing."

There was a time when one could poke fun at city folk.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:23 PM (MINbv)

199 also, to be legal, the movie must have socially redeemable valuables.

-
At least 38" worth.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 05:23 PM (Nwg0u)

200 Sure there's paperwork involved, but the man now can hire women for sex, with the full knowledge and permission of the state, no legal issues whatsoever.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2017 05:05 PM (jhqr1)



OSHA compliance will cost you a bundle when butt stuff is involved. That, and having the inspector there really ruins the mood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 05:25 PM (Mouru)

201
Probably a generational thing."

There was a time when one could poke fun at city folk.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:23


Then came the rural purge.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rural_purge

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 05:25 PM (IqV8l)

202 At least 38" worth"

*perks up*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:25 PM (MINbv)

203 Less than a mile from the William Jefferson Clinton Memorial Library and Massage Parlor is a large plain looking warehouse district where adult videos are created. They have a name, which I can't remember, that makes it clear they do porn.

I always laughed when I drove by. Who would set up a porn shop in Little Rock Arkansas? Well, I mean, who makes the porn, and who finances it? Porn used to be illegal.

Posted by: Alphonse Le Booth at August 09, 2017 05:25 PM (m9X4Y)

204 re 185: ok, to each his own. I never thought 'Seinfeld" was that funny either. Moe smacking Curly in the face while Curly was trying to light a cigar: that was funny.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:25 PM (ILitO)

205 "Bringing in the cops is something Weiner didn't do"

It's so sweet that you really think that.

Posted by: Jim Comey, PardonsRUs at August 09, 2017 05:26 PM (y7VOF)

206 *At least 38" worth.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message *

I rate this a DD.

Posted by: tbodie at August 09, 2017 05:26 PM (iUBwE)

207 I'd name my porn company like they name political bills.

Morality and Virtue Productions

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:26 PM (MM3j3)

208 203 Less than a mile from the William Jefferson Clinton Memorial Library and Massage Parlor is a large plain looking warehouse district where adult videos are created. They have a name, which I can't remember, that makes it clear they do porn.

I always laughed when I drove by. Who would set up a porn shop in Little Rock Arkansas? Well, I mean, who makes the porn, and who finances it? Porn used to be illegal.
Posted by: Alphonse Le Booth at August 09, 2017 05:25 PM (m9X4Y)

They were doing it in Hot Springs in the 40's and 50's.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 05:28 PM (MM3j3)

209 So ,if she gave a monologue during the filming about how she loves coding and enjoyed getting her PhD in STEM, it would all be good?

Just slap a vanity card on the end.

"Trump Sucks!!"

Boom, protest video.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2017 05:30 PM (jhqr1)

210 "...retweeted the porny photos,"
........

I read that as pony photos. Futa ponies.

Posted by: wth at August 09, 2017 05:30 PM (HgMAr)

211 I am totally naked, YOU VICTORIAN ASSHOLES!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 09, 2017 05:30 PM (/qEW2)

212 well, not to change the subject, but a porn producer was on the Stern radio show maybe 20 years ago and he was crowing about the fact that the company let him do the movie on film, not video.
He referred to this as a "stigmata"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:30 PM (ILitO)

213 "...retweeted the porny photos,"
........

I read that as pony photos. Futa ponies.
Posted by: wth at August 09, 2017 05:30 PM (HgMAr)

I sorta wish I didn't know what that meant...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 05:32 PM (3OIiX)

214 They said there would be no porn.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2017 05:32 PM (2mC6G)

215 I sorta wish I didn't know what that meant..."

Share. Wait, no, don't.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 05:34 PM (MINbv)

216 re 214: they also said Obama would be a great president.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:35 PM (ILitO)

217 213. AOSHQ - come for the busty lesbian pron, stay for the shame of knowing various degenerate fetishes and kinks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 09, 2017 05:35 PM (fA1SL)

218 "...retweeted the porny photos,"

........



I read that as pony photos. Futa ponies.

Posted by: wth at August 09, 2017 05:30 PM (HgMAr)



I sorta wish I didn't know what that meant...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 05:32 PM (3OIiX)

Leave the furries out of this.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Cool your Jets with an Outrage Outlet Snarlin' Smoothie! at August 09, 2017 05:35 PM (66/E/)

219 Jethro Bodine

Double Naught Spy.
Posted by: simplemind at August 09, 2017 05:21 PM (KbEJv)
---
Just get that shoe-blade right.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2017 05:35 PM (2mC6G)

220 He referred to this as a "stigmata"

I don't understand. Was he trying to say "stigma"?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2017 05:36 PM (jhqr1)

221 218. Furries seem tame alongside the degeneracy of The Current Year. With proper care and internment camps, they can be treated.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 09, 2017 05:36 PM (fA1SL)

222 Probably a generational thing."

There was a time when one could poke fun at city folk.
Posted by: Anon a mouse.



Still do.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2017 05:36 PM (U76Nz)

223 Nood Klein

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2017 05:36 PM (2mC6G)

224 wrong's wrong with futa? federal unemployment tax act. You guys have really dirty minds.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:37 PM (ILitO)

225 What is the meaning of the video Trump just tweeted a short while ago?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2017 05:37 PM (utsuK)

226 Nood - or should I say "Nude"

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 09, 2017 05:37 PM (Fb9aZ)

227 197
So ,if she gave a monologue during the filming about how she loves coding and enjoyed getting her PhD in STEM, it would all be good?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 09, 2017 05:23 PM (gwPgz)
---------------------
All good? All good?
C'mon, it would win an Oscar!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 09, 2017 05:37 PM (0jtPF)

228 re 220: you're guess is as good as mine.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:38 PM (ILitO)

229 Whack whack

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 09, 2017 05:38 PM (6Ll1u)

230 Beverly Hillbillies' mansion for sale for a mere $350,000,000.

The kin folk said, "Jed, move away from there!" I mean, for what you paid for that, take the money and run Jed!

Posted by: Strobe at August 09, 2017 05:38 PM (gbWkA)

231 I believe the guy really was hacked--unless, of course, the porn was gay porn, because he comes across as the sort who prefers the company of other men.

Posted by: troyriser at August 09, 2017 05:38 PM (4qf5a)

232 The Beverly Hillbillies was a show anyone in the family could watch-I bet it was on at 8:00.

Posted by: Little Boomer at August 09, 2017 05:39 PM (6fu25)

233

All this Democrat Shit has to do for ATONEMENT is to tweet 10 "Fail Trumps" (as opposed to Hail Marys) (get it?).



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 09, 2017 05:39 PM (J0tQ5)

234 re new thread: please, no nudity there.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:40 PM (ILitO)

235 Ellie Maye was pretty hot

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 09, 2017 05:42 PM (6Ll1u)

236 Just Noodity.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2017 05:42 PM (2mC6G)

237 Nood.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2017 06:34 PM (rJUlF)

238 216 re 214: they also said Obama would be a great president.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 09, 2017 05:35 PM (ILitO)



They also said he was an American.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 09, 2017 09:05 PM (SRKgf)

239 @393 Common Tater-12 string guitars, 30% of the time playing, the other 70 tuning them.

Posted by: JROD at August 09, 2017 11:51 PM (m0074)

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