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Yowsa!
Posted by: hairy xoman at August 06, 2017 11:49 AM (BO/km) 2
Castor Semenya. No ovaries, internal testes. Running the 800 and 1500 at worlds.
Because the IAAF hasn't proven its case to the pleasure of the CAS that testosterone improves a woman's (or person raised as a woman's) performance. The entire history of steroids notwithstanding, I guess. Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2017 11:51 AM (pszv/) 3
I posted a link last week where they said the Olympic Committee had removed that restriction.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2017 11:51 AM (mpXpK) 4
I find it hard to believe they would try to keep someone like Bruce Jenner from competing as a woman. He clearly look like one.
Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 11:52 AM (BO/km) 5
I'll say it again: just like the military, this push is so a cross-dresser can post similar numbers as a the men, and Wymyns can point to the cross-dressers and insist that women can perform at the same level as men.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 06, 2017 11:55 AM (psH+N) 6
Angela Merkel is ready for her close up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2017 11:56 AM (IqV8l) Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 06, 2017 11:57 AM (/qEW2) 8
And "amateur" athletics continues to circle the drain.
This is, to any rational human being, beyond silly. The things that the educated class wish to confuse the world with. Because, we can't hurt anyone's feelings, even if they are CRAZY. What a stupid time to be alive. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 06, 2017 11:58 AM (S6Pax) 9
Let us embrace the absurdity. Go Andraya!
http://www.courant.com/sports/high-schools/92988731-132.html Posted by: vrf at August 06, 2017 11:59 AM (BoOqm) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 11:59 AM (mbhDw) 11
Yeah, it's time to get back to reality and ban transjenners from sports. Just because you can't beat the big boys doesn't mean you can beat on the girls, and get their scholarships.
Posted by: Iblis at August 06, 2017 11:59 AM (ufiYm) 12
I'm taking names and reporting all of you. Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 06, 2017 12:00 PM (EgwCt) 13
The voices of reason are very faint now.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 06, 2017 12:00 PM (TdMsT) 14
"competition" is a total misnomer in that shit. it's not competition, it's politics. follow the money.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2017 12:00 PM (KP5rU) 15
13 The voices of reason are very faint now.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 06, 2017 12:00 PM (TdMsT) Hard to talk with a jackboot on your windpipe, even though it's a fabulously bejeweled and glittery jackboot. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 12:01 PM (mbhDw) 16
It will be hilarious when all that Title 9 money is just funding the otherwise uncompetitive junior varsity men's teams, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 06, 2017 12:01 PM (psH+N) 17
They should be allowed to decide their testosterone levels for themselves.
Posted by: Swedish Lemming Parents at August 06, 2017 12:02 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 12:03 PM (3myMJ) 19
"Get your boot off my neck" is becoming my sole response to offensive political/social comments made to me.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 06, 2017 12:03 PM (TdMsT) 20
Everyone get a testosterone participation trophy!
Posted by: Swedish Lemming Parents at August 06, 2017 12:04 PM (Tyii7) 21
Capitulation is the new black. Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 06, 2017 12:04 PM (EgwCt) 22
Women are going to get screwed, no matter what you do!
Posted by: Bob at August 06, 2017 12:04 PM (iSEg0) 23
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
Posted by: Caster Semen Yeah at August 06, 2017 12:05 PM (/qEW2) 24
I find it hard to believe they would try to keep someone like Bruce Jenner from competing as a woman. He clearly look like one.
Posted by: freaked ________ So this random thought sneaked into my mind yesterday: Was the actual quarterback -- the guy Bruce Jenner portrayed in "Grambling's White Tiger" -- actually a woman awaiting a transition? Because I never hear about Grambling's football team any more. Posted by: FireHorse at August 06, 2017 12:05 PM (zkGZ8) 25
Now we have this British gender chameleon changing from a boy to a girl and back again. How do you decide to get rid of your tits if you are a boy? It's all very confusing.
Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 12:06 PM (BO/km) 26
Circus freak H8 has no home here!
Posted by: ESPN at August 06, 2017 12:07 PM (Tyii7) 27
Women's sports are done. It's a shame. When I was an actual little girl, I loved to play sports. Like boys, girls can learn a lot from competition.
Posted by: huerfano at August 06, 2017 12:07 PM (TO4Og) 28
Was just reading about the runner Caster Semenya. From what I gather, her genetics are that of a man (XY), but her body lacks androgen receptors so she developed as a woman, was raised as a woman, thinks of herself as a woman. She has a vagina but no womb, and has intra-abdominal testes.
All Olympic-level athletes are physically "gifted" to some extent, plus training and nutrition. Not sure where being intersex falls on the scale. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:08 PM (QGoUX) 29
quit having mens/women events. have them all compete against each other. can't get any less boring. maybe mayhem would cause me to stop watching the world cup stacking championship, and tune into the freak show.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2017 12:08 PM (KP5rU) 30
I'm taking names and reporting all of you.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 06, 2017 12:00 PM (EgwCt They cancelled my flight! AGAIN!!! Posted by: Lena Dunham: Famous Fat Girl and Narc at August 06, 2017 12:09 PM (qJhUV) 31
Come for the sports, stay for the ambiguous genitalia!
Posted by: ESPN at August 06, 2017 12:09 PM (Tyii7) 32
Ladies, that slapping sound you hear when we're running the 400m? It's not my tits per se, but my transitory balls slapping against my thighs.
Posted by: Fritz at August 06, 2017 12:09 PM (eLttb) 33
Lysenkoism Rules.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 06, 2017 12:10 PM (oVJmc) 34
I saw Intra-Abdominal Testes open for Pearl Jam at Sasquatch!
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2017 12:11 PM (XlA83) Posted by: redenzo at August 06, 2017 12:13 PM (5wSNN) Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 12:13 PM (3myMJ) 37
Balls are a performance-enhancing drug!
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 06, 2017 12:13 PM (nlbfN) 38
The only solution is to have unisex sports competitions.
Let women (with normal or abnormal T levels) run with Usain Bolt. Now, in team sports you could still have problems. At least at the margins, there is a good degree of subjectivity about the quality of an athlete. (We've all heard stories about the occasional guy no one wanted for D-I football who later became an NFL star.) Those margins would leave open the door for affirmative action for wymynz, I suppose. But certainly in track & field, swimming, golf, tennis, etc. you can go unisex. After all, if you are going to put women on the front lines of combat where LIVES are at stake, why not in sports? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 12:13 PM (0jtPF) 39
Golden State vs. the Chick NBA champs. I would pay to watch.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 06, 2017 12:13 PM (qJhUV) 40
Were going to need a bigger boat.
Posted by: Orval Redenbach at August 06, 2017 12:16 PM (5wSNN) 41
This stuff just makes me dizzy, and although I almost always read the linked articles, this time I just can't.
It's like watching a contortionist in a circus. You can't figure out how he's doing that, and it must hurt like heck, yet you watch in fascinated horror. Except I don't think this will end in their being able to unknot themselves. Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 12:17 PM (UoSKV) 42
29 quit having mens/women events. have them all compete against each other. can't get any less boring.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2017 12:08 PM (KP5rU) I suspect wrestling will even get more interesting. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 06, 2017 12:18 PM (tMFgx) 43
>>>Castor Semenya. No ovaries, internal testes. Running the 800 and 1500 at worlds.
At heavy.com they have "5 facts you need to know" about Semenya. Not one of them mentions this. You know, whether or not xe is actually a woman. You'd think that would be a pretty relevant fact. This is interesting though. Xe was born in a South African village called Ga-Masehlong, pronounced "Gah! My schlong!" Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 12:18 PM (/qEW2) 44
Will try the link but wherd are He man women being banned? The Olympic committee seems hell bent to go for it.
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 12:18 PM (pPKG5) 45
All Olympic-level athletes are physically "gifted" to some extent, plus training and nutrition. Not sure where being intersex falls on the scale.
==== Yeah, the looniness about "trans" athletes is one thing, but the situation with Semenya (yikes, what a name, under the circumstances) is completely different. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 06, 2017 12:18 PM (PXbkt) 46
Let them tear themselves apart.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 12:18 PM (0mRoj) 47
Put the competitors in pre-event match-ups up against 9th grade boys and boys teams. If they beat the boys teams they are prohibited from competing in the women's event.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 06, 2017 12:19 PM (psH+N) 48
39 Golden State vs. the Chick NBA champs. I would pay to watch.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 06, 2017 12:13 PM (qJhUV) Try them versus your local boys high school team for a better game. Posted by: Iblis at August 06, 2017 12:20 PM (ufiYm) 49
39 Golden State vs. the Chick NBA champs. I would pay to watch.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 06, 2017 12:13 PM (qJhUV) --------------------------------- Golden State? Any top-50 college men's team would beat them. Golden State would be cruel. Oh, wait. Yes. I would pay to watch that too! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 12:20 PM (0jtPF) 50
The US is on a trajectory that ends with SCOTUS ruling on the criteria for being a male or female for innumerable different public facilities, jobs, and scholastic, amateur, and pro sports activities. I'm not betting now on what criterion SCOTUS goes with for each situation: Chromosomes-only; chromosomes or a medically-certified hormonal/surgical change; or, individual feelz. However, I am going big now on buying popcorn futures.
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2017 12:20 PM (AMIL/) 51
42; that would be great pay per view.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2017 12:21 PM (KP5rU) 52
Female Athletes should love this.
Now that men are competing with them, people might actually be interested in Women's Sports. Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2017 12:21 PM (XlA83) 53
It's a trap!
Posted by: Admiral TERF at August 06, 2017 12:21 PM (/qEW2) 54
This just makes me care even less about the Olympics, which I didn't think was possible. Can my concern even be measured by an electron microscope?
You know what I remember about the last Olympics? Ryan Lochte's clueless "bro face" at interviews, and the awesome name Steele Johnson. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:21 PM (QGoUX) 55
I've been waiting for this fight.
Trans men competing as women. Heads will explode. --- You can ban women with natural T from competing. However, you cannot ban men who think they're women with natural T from competing. So... women who are biologically women cannot compete against other women, however men who are biologically men with girl parts jimmied together can compete against women. /How long before everyone in the Olympics gets a participation trophy and their own box of Wheaties? Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2017 12:22 PM (aT+Bx) 56
You know what I remember about the last Olympics? Ryan Lochte's clueless "bro face" at interviews, and the awesome name Steele Johnson.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:21 PM (QGoUX) ------------ You mean there was other stuff? Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 12:22 PM (UoSKV) 57
Anyone else happen to see the kid from Tennessee win in the race against Usain Bolt* yesterday? Holy crap those guys are fast.
*I don't pay attention to the sport, but apparently Bolt's first ever loss in a race he actually ran in. He'd had two L's before but one was a false start and the other was a doping teammate or the like. Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 06, 2017 12:23 PM (psH+N) 58
do they still have the olympics? if so, why? wgaf?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2017 12:23 PM (KP5rU) 59
My reading of the article is a court is the arbiter of this and we know how finicky they can be. Its a world wide Leftist agenda this all humans are equal.
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 12:24 PM (pPKG5) 60
Men have straighter legs than women in general. That's because women have to accommodate a pelvis large enough to give birth.
This gives men a huge advantage. Of course, transgenders are real women with very straight legs and no accompanying pelvis. Posted by: True the Note at August 06, 2017 12:24 PM (SJ184) Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 06, 2017 12:24 PM (EgwCt) 62
Reminds me of Eric Cartman competing in the Special Olympics and cleaning up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 06, 2017 12:24 PM (tbOMB) 63
Edicts are being produced at a crazy pace, with the results most always becoming diluted in the process until everything becomes equal in value. See California and its new curriculum allowing high school diplomas without passing math or knowing English. I don't know what they are going to do with this absurd idea that you can change your sex with a mere notion in your head.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 06, 2017 12:24 PM (2+gSO) 64
Anyone else happen to see the kid from Tennessee win in the race against Usain Bolt* yesterday?
That kid is 35 years old. Just sayin'... Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at August 06, 2017 12:26 PM (Tyii7) 65
do they still have the olympics? if so, why? wgaf?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2017 12:23 PM (KP5rU) I haven't given a fvck since 'Black September' and the Munich Olympics of 1972 (iir date). Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 06, 2017 12:26 PM (EgwCt) 66
It's weird how women competing as men is never the story. Surely it happens. Yes, they're bound to finish in last place every time in any truly competitive endeavor, but shouldn't we be hearing about them, too?
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 06, 2017 12:26 PM (psH+N) 67
Hard to talk with a jackboot on your windpipe, even though it's a fabulously bejeweled and glittery jackboot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 12:01 PM (mbhDw) --- What does ATC have against the voice of reason? Posted by: redc1c4 at August 06, 2017 12:26 PM (Ro2Dk) 68
Anyone watch the HOF induction last night? Did Andersen get political? Couple of things.
1. STFU 2. You're a kicker. I don't care how good you were, you're still a fucking kicker. Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (gC2IV) 69
I don't know what they are going to do with this absurd idea that you can change your sex with a mere notion in your head.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 06, 2017 12:24 PM (2+gSO) ------------ I think of it as a variation of "The Emperor's New Clothes," but writ large and with moar (or fewer) hormones. Everyone just goes along because no one is willing to point out the truth and be labeled a h8r. Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (UoSKV) 70
Now that men are competing with them, people might actually be interested in Women's Sports. --- Yeah, they might watch the first fews times, when every woman is beaten by every fakewoman/ man every time. Then it will get old. Of course, things will become interesting when the lawsuits pop up, and personally, I'm waiting for the 9th Circuit to strip men of their medals and decree women should get them. Or require the Olympics to give the women their own medals. /yes, I'm fully aware that the 9th Circus has not bearing on the Olympics. Has that ever stopped them? Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (aT+Bx) 71
Well This Is Getting Interesting: Women With High Testosterone Levels Are Being Banned From Athletic Competition!
Actually, they are onto something, here. No one watches women's sports for the athletic ability. Women just aren't good enough at sports for that. They only watch women's sports when there are hot women competing. This testosterone test is a good rule of thumb approximation to keep the dogs out ... but they would be better off just going with a "hot women only" rule that would strengthen interest in women's "sports". Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (rZ+mb) 72
That kid is 35 years old. Just sayin'... Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at August 06, 2017 12:26 PM (Tyii7) --- Dang. Get off my lawn I guess. He looked really young. That's pretty badass that he's that fast and near middle age, though. Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (psH+N) 73
62 Reminds me of Eric Cartman competing in the Special Olympics and cleaning up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 06, 2017 12:24 PM (tbOMB) Actually he lost every event he competed in. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 06, 2017 12:28 PM (v3I5m) 74
>>>12
I'm taking names and reporting all of you. Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 06, 2017 12:00 PM (EgwCt) Made me laugh. Posted by: m at August 06, 2017 12:28 PM (LRfkc) 75
You mean there was other stuff?
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 12:22 PM (UoSKV) ----- If I don't remember it, it didn't happen. Actually, once I tuned in to the actual sports I enjoyed it. It's the years of prostrating and presenting before the corrupt IOC, and the political posturing, and the construction fails, and the political crap that I hate. The athletes themselves are inspiring (but not the "inspiring" back stories beloved of TV). Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:28 PM (QGoUX) 76
I'm high T myself.
Posted by: Mr. T, hitting the bong at August 06, 2017 12:28 PM (/qEW2) 77
37 Balls are a performance-enhancing drug!
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 06, 2017 12:13 PM (nlbfN) Ladies, it does not work if you carry them in your purse. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 06, 2017 12:28 PM (tbOMB) 78
Actually, they are onto something, here. No one watches women's sports for the athletic ability. Women just aren't good enough at sports for that. They only watch women's sports when there are hot women competing
-- We always laughed at how full the bleachers would be at college volleyball games, and how empty the same place would be for basketball. Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 06, 2017 12:29 PM (psH+N) 79
16 It will be hilarious when all that Title 9 money is just funding the otherwise uncompetitive junior varsity men's teams, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Hilarious as in sad. A woman I know told me how wonderful it was when Title 9 came along because she wasn't allowed to take woodshop. She was forced to take two years of home ec and had to figure out woodworking on her own. Now all the girls get to take third or fourth place to confused kids. Because enabling is the new function of society. Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public intellectual at August 06, 2017 12:30 PM (G8B7r) 80
Actually he lost every event he competed in.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 06, 2017 12:28 PM (v3I5m) Ah yes. Thank you. I need to brush up on my South Park. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 06, 2017 12:30 PM (tbOMB) 81
>>>Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 06, 2017 12:28 PM (tbOMB)
Your hash is triggering me. Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 06, 2017 12:30 PM (/qEW2) 82
If men who think they are women can compete, why not women who think they have low testosterone levels?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 06, 2017 12:30 PM (Ndje9) 83
/How long before everyone in the Olympics gets a participation trophy and their own box of Wheaties? Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2017 12:22 PM They're always after me Lucky Charms! Posted by: TransLeprechaun at August 06, 2017 12:30 PM (IqV8l) 84
Dang. Get off my lawn I guess. He looked really young.
Yeah, he does. The dude has been breathing Bolt's exhaust for years. I'm guessing he was pretty stoked. Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at August 06, 2017 12:30 PM (Tyii7) 85
Just watched day 3 of the crossfit games. Now there is some high T women.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 06, 2017 12:30 PM (4ugnK) 86
68; with jerrah jones is in the hall of fame, the whole fucking thing is illegitimate. wouldn't watch that shit if you put a gun to my temple. it's fucktarded.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2017 12:31 PM (KP5rU) 87
... but they would be better off just going with a "hot women only" rule that would strengthen interest in women's "sports".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair ________ Beach volleyball is a start. Can't wait for Olympic pocket billiards, where the competitors reach across the table sporting their respective nations' LBDs. Posted by: FireHorse at August 06, 2017 12:31 PM (zkGZ8) 88
There is exactly one reason why beach volleyball has become the premier event in the Olympics.
Cheesecake. It's barely a sport. It's what you do while drinking beer at a party. I do not include actual team volleyball in this tirade. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 06, 2017 12:32 PM (v3I5m) 89
(but not the "inspiring" back stories beloved of TV).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:28 PM (QGoUX) This is the most annoying development in sports coverage, these days. I don't know what viewers actually like this shit. I say this only in reference to men's sports - where it's the sports that are the interest. In women's sports, if they want to do back stories of the hot women in lingerie on their off hours ... that's fine. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 12:32 PM (rZ+mb) 90
One of these days there's going to be a backlash against all this transgender nonsense and there will be a return to conservatism and historical societal norms and morals.
However, the Christian churches, having long ago lost their moral authority, the Muslims will be uniquely positioned to take advantage of the next Great Awakening.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2017 12:33 PM (7uYFy) Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 12:33 PM (3myMJ) 92
I identify as a 6'2" 230 pound wide receiver who can run faster than Usain Bolt, with a 100% pass receiving rate and and a lifetime average of four touchdowns a game. I demand an NFL contract right now!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 12:33 PM (0mRoj) 93
I have this covered.
Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers, U.S. Handicapper General at August 06, 2017 12:33 PM (OdK9v) 94
I will admit I'd rather watch a women's fast pitch game than an MLB game.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 06, 2017 12:34 PM (4ugnK) 95
I think of it as a variation of "The Emperor's New Clothes," but writ large and with moar (or fewer) hormones. Everyone just goes along because no one is willing to point out the truth and be labeled a h8r. Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (UoSKV) ++++ I keep thinking back to Michael Jackson. No one stopped him - he always managed to find a surgeon - going at his nose the way he did until there was nothing left but a mangled piece of flesh that had to be glued on. You are correct, you would be a h8er for not allowing or encouraging his rights to be what he felt he wanted to be. Posted by: washrivergal at August 06, 2017 12:36 PM (2+gSO) 96
92 I identify as a 6'2" 230 pound wide receiver who can run faster than Usain Bolt, with a 100% pass receiving rate and and a lifetime average of four touchdowns a game. I demand an NFL contract right now!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 12:33 PM (0mRoj) Yeah, and Don Q in Madden has a 99% accurate, 99 str, Arm.... and had taken the Raiders to the Superbowl 4 times!!!! I want my place in the HOF! Posted by: Don Quixote, who needs to change his socks more often at August 06, 2017 12:36 PM (NgKpN) 97
Well! Here's a smart take on Bolt and Gatlin:
Usain Bolt should have won last night, but in an era of Trump and Brexit, it was naive to hope for the right result... http://tinyurl.com/ybxbq4ay It sometimes takes me a while to figure out whether this kind of thing is meant as humor or parody, but... it's not. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 06, 2017 12:36 PM (PXbkt) 98
They should appoint me as the official gender inspector. I'll get this thing sorted out.
Posted by: Austin Powers at August 06, 2017 12:37 PM (/qEW2) 99
>>I will admit I'd rather watch a women's fast pitch game than an MLB game.
Chances are... you might have Low -T. Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at August 06, 2017 12:37 PM (XlA83) 100
This just makes me care even less about the
Olympics, which I didn't think was possible. Can my concern even be measured by an electron microscope? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:21 PM (QGoUX) --- can it detect nanoshits? because that's about all i have for them these days... right up there with soccer. the idiots here are all enthused that Lost Angels is hosting the Olympics in '28... and we don't even have a budget yet, but we're holding 'em anyway, because stupid (and lots of opportunities for graft) breathless headline on the morning fish wrap wonders if they will be an impetus to "solve" the "homeless" "problem"... they aren't "homeless". they're vagrants, and willfully so. some are mentally ill, who have the right to refuse treatment. some are illegal aliens, that we refuse to turn over for deportation. the rest are reasonably able people who have decided to live that way on purpose. F them all. i say we feed them to the hungry and solve both problems at once. Posted by: redc1c4 at August 06, 2017 12:37 PM (Ro2Dk) 101
SNAP: Naked gunman threatening suicide shot by Las Vegas police...
They put a stop to THAT shit! Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 12:38 PM (3myMJ) 102
Well! Here's a smart take on Bolt and Gatlin:
Usain Bolt should have won last night, but in an era of Trump and Brexit, it was naive to hope for the right result... What do they have against Gatlin? Just looked him up - he's black, so wouldn't the media be rooting for him equally? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 12:39 PM (/qEW2) 103
>>Naked gunman threatening suicide shot by Las Vegas police...
He dropped the rifle, but not his gun. Posted by: Vegas SWAT at August 06, 2017 12:39 PM (XlA83) 104
Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at August 06, 2017 12:37 PM (XlA83)
Might be since I can fall asleep watching MLB. Posted by: Jack Sock at August 06, 2017 12:39 PM (4ugnK) 105
I would say an accommodation could possibly be made for this woman if she actually does have a medical condition that causes her to produce higher levels of T.
First she needs to prove she's a woman, then prove she has this endogenous condition then the accommodation can be made otherwise it looks like activism trying to push the ball leftward. Posted by: Kreplach at August 06, 2017 12:40 PM (9A6UB) 106
Edicts are being produced at a crazy pace, with the results most always becoming diluted.
Topic of last week: "American Students Don’t Need Basic Algebra Because It’s TOO HARD, Liberal Arts Professor Declares" http://tinyurl.com/hubudnh Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 12:40 PM (OdK9v) 107
Because enabling is the new function of society.
-- When everything is considered "normal" and nothing is deviant, deviants are able to feel good about themselves and deny that there is anything wrong with them. Even though what they are doing IS deviant and is considered wrong by many. /I think society is co-dependent as well. Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2017 12:40 PM (aT+Bx) 108
Cheesecake.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard ________ Women in the 25-meter pistol event wearing half-shirts and cut-offs. Televise it, and cut to that Venezuelan javelin thrower whenever she's up. Posted by: FireHorse at August 06, 2017 12:40 PM (zkGZ8) 109
You mean there was other stuff?
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 12:22 PM (UoSKV) My favorite part was the green pool water and the Brazilian spokesman's explanation: "Chemistry is not an exact science". actual quote, I shit you not Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 06, 2017 12:41 PM (tMFgx) 110
I will volunteer to screen Michele Jenneke to make sure she qualifies for Women's Competition..
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2017 12:41 PM (XlA83) Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 06, 2017 12:41 PM (T71PA) 112
This isn't that hard of a problem to solve from a rational point of view:
1) Y chromosome? Compete as a man. 2) No Y chromosome? Compete as a woman. 3) Testosterone doping? Allow a maximum level for both men and women, say 3 standard deviations over an average of testosterone levels from 1000 male blood samples, ages 15-25. Screen for artificial steriods. Ban anyone with testosterone levels above that or evidence of artifical steroid use. If you want to dope up to the max, that's up to you. Posted by: Grouchy Dino at August 06, 2017 12:42 PM (dEnig) 113
My favorite part was the green pool water and the Brazilian spokesman's explanation: "Chemistry is not an exact science".
--- I agree infidel! Posted by: achmed the bomb maker at August 06, 2017 12:42 PM (aT+Bx) 114
So testosterone is the reason boys under 15 soccer teams handily beat the US women's soccer team?
Is there any other difference that has been more universally recognized forever? Men are from Mars, women are from Venus ... now all are on Uranus (insert anal joke here) Oh that's right, no male/female, all culture must be burned to the ground, and reconstituted into anything else, no matter how insane. Or actually, the more insane the better to "confuse and create chaos". Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2017 12:43 PM (b+0FS) 115
108 Cheesecake.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard ________ Women in the 25-meter pistol event wearing half-shirts and cut-offs. Televise it, and cut to that Venezuelan javelin thrower whenever she's up. Posted by: FireHorse at August 06, 2017 12:40 PM (zkGZ Women, Pole Vaulters.... Posted by: Don Quixote,, who needs to change his socks more often at August 06, 2017 12:43 PM (NgKpN) 116
What's their excuse for the rowers dodging turds?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2017 12:43 PM (89T5c) 117
103 >>Naked gunman threatening suicide shot by Las Vegas police...
He dropped the rifle, but not his gun. Posted by: Vegas SWAT at August 06, 2017 12:39 PM (XlA83) One was for fighting, one was for fun. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 12:44 PM (0mRoj) 118
I will admit I'd rather watch a women's fast pitch game than an MLB game.
Posted by: Jack Sock ---------- Sorry, that's been eliminated, for the time being, from the Olympics. Old and busted, softball. In and hot, synchronized swimming. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 12:45 PM (OdK9v) 119
I'm just happy that it is finally, if accidentally, acknowledged that testosterone is one of the finest molecules on earth and that the more of it you have, the better you are at stuff.
Other than that, what is better than watching the microfactions of the Left cannibalize each other? Posted by: Major1 at August 06, 2017 12:45 PM (UjIiY) 120
101 SNAP: Naked gunman threatening suicide shot by Las Vegas police...
They put a stop to THAT shit! Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 12:38 PM (3myMJ) Don't kill yourself or we'll shoot! Cop logic... Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 12:45 PM (0mRoj) 121
Usain Bolt should have won last night, but in an era of Trump and Brexit, it was naive to hope for the right result...
http://tinyurl.com/ybxbq4ay --- What a load of rubbish that article was! The athletes usually show much more grace in defeat that the booing audience or the baying sports writers. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:45 PM (QGoUX) 122
That number six runner is a guy and he is losing to a bunch of women.
Posted by: Dullford Shiply at August 06, 2017 12:46 PM (m9X4Y) 123
71 --- No one watches women's sports for the athletic ability. Women just aren't good enough at sports for that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (rZ+mb) ----------------------------------- Following that reasoning, one wonders why people go to HS football games. Athletic ability?!? Hah! Those players are utterly pathetic compared to the NFL guys. Come to think of it, why is college football so popular? Even at the very best football schools 95% of the players don't even get a try-out in the NFL. They just aren't good enough for that. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 12:46 PM (0jtPF) 124
116 What's their excuse for the rowers dodging turds?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2017 12:43 PM (89T5c) Those were endangered Amazonian crapfish. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 06, 2017 12:46 PM (tMFgx) 125
Posted by: FireHorse at August 06, 2017 12:40 PM (zkGZ
Women, Pole Vaulters.... Posted by: Don Quixote,, who needs to change his socks more often at August 06, 2017 12:43 PM (NgKpN) Allison Stokke. Hummina hummina hummina... Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 12:47 PM (0mRoj) 126
Women, Pole Vaulters....
Posted by: Don Quixote,, who needs to change his socks more often at August 06, 2017 12:43 PM (NgKpN) this. Holy crap they're all hot. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 06, 2017 12:47 PM (v3I5m) 127
9th Circuit will rule women get Title IX testosterone injections paid for by their universities.
Title IX, what can't it be folded, spindled and mutilated to do? Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 06, 2017 12:47 PM (e1mEI) 128
Some veterinarian insisted that I should tested when I went to the Kentucky Derby. Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at August 06, 2017 12:47 PM (t6XCL) 129
Testosterone = steroids that contribute greatly to muscle mass and bone density the keys to performance. The transjenners have a huge advantage because they'd decades of testosterone building bone and muscle. The upside is womens sports will be watchable.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 06, 2017 12:47 PM (7PllL) 130
Watched about 5 minutes of women's beach volleyball. Smoking hot chicks, especially the tall German.
Who won? Who cares. Male viewers won. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2017 12:48 PM (89T5c) 131
We must limit the women of high testosterone from competition otherwise Mooch Mugabe will win every event it enters.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 06, 2017 12:48 PM (5VlCp) 132
Oh that's right, no male/female, all culture must be burned to the ground, and reconstituted into anything else, no matter how insane. Or actually, the more insane the better to "confuse and create chaos".
--- All cultures are evil but Islam. That is the end game: a worldwide calphipate and a New World Order. /Christian? You'll be a slave. Jew? You'll be a slave. Athiest? You'll be a slave. Hindu? You'll be a slave. Buddhist? You'll be a slave. Everyone who is not Muslim will be a slave. Posted by: Your Betters in the New World Order at August 06, 2017 12:49 PM (aT+Bx) 133
... Huh?
Sorry, I was picturing all the hot-chick potential for the Olympics but then snapped back to the more likely future of transitioning athletes having their scores counted for both men's and women's events, meaning they could conceivably win two medals each time they compete and stand on the podium and hear the displaced persons' anthem --Tom Petty's "Refugee" -- played twice. And it's not so much that freaks will have taken over all of amateur sports as much as it is that I really don't like Tom Petty. Posted by: FireHorse at August 06, 2017 12:49 PM (zkGZ8) 134
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This isn't that hard of a problem to solve from a rational point of view: 1) Y chromosome? Compete as a man. 2) No Y chromosome? Compete as a woman. 3) Testosterone doping? Allow a maximum level for both men and women, say 3 standard deviations over an average of testosterone levels from 1000 male blood samples, ages 15-25. Screen for artificial steriods. Ban anyone with testosterone levels above that or evidence of artifical steroid use. If you want to dope up to the max, that's up to you. Posted by: Grouchy Dino Turning off the TV is the Most Rational Solution. Posted by: scrood at August 06, 2017 12:49 PM (OlbyV) 135
One of these days there's going to be a backlash against all this transgender nonsense and there will be a return to conservatism and historical societal norms and morals.
However, the Christian churches, having long ago lost their moral authority, the Muslims will be uniquely positioned to take advantage of the next Great Awakening.... Posted by: JoeF. Disagree. Muslims don't really have any moral authority. The media tries to play up the "sad violins" angle or the diversity angle to try to bully people into letting them come here. They're not really being marketed as having moral authority, because that would shine the light on how barbaric and evil their religion and culture are. I also think trannies, unlike Jenner's balls, are here to stay. People love a good freak show, hence Jerry Springer. The only pushback is on the bathroom crap, but I'm guessing that will be the extent of the rollback. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 12:50 PM (/qEW2) 136
Following that reasoning, one wonders why people go to HS football games. Athletic ability?!? Hah! Those players are utterly pathetic compared to the NFL guys.
Outside of a phenom playing ... people go to HS football games to watch their kids play or to support their alma mater. They don't go for the great football. Come to think of it, why is college football so popular? Even at the very best football schools 95% of the players don't even get a try-out in the NFL. They just aren't good enough for that. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 12:46 PM (0jtPF) Mostly the same as above, though the level of college football is still far superior to the level of any women's professional sports. I'm sorry you are bothered by the fact that women tend to suck at sports. That's just how it is, though. I didn't make the rules. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 12:51 PM (rZ+mb) 137
124 116 What's their excuse for the rowers dodging turds?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2017 12:43 PM (89T5c) Those were endangered Amazonian crapfish. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 06, 2017 12:46 PM (tMFgx) Maybe turd dodging should be an olympic sports. https://vimeo.com/51570456 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:51 PM (QGoUX) 138
121 Usain Bolt should have won last night, but in an era of Trump and Brexit, it was naive to hope for the right result...
http://tinyurl.com/ybxbq4ay --- What a load of rubbish that article was! The athletes usually show much more grace in defeat that the booing audience or the baying sports writers. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:45 PM (QGoUX) Bunch of retards. Gatlin won because, get this, he outran Bolt! Shock! Scandal! Outrage! Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 12:51 PM (0mRoj) 139
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Watched about 5 minutes of women's beach volleyball. Smoking hot chicks, especially the tall German. Who won? Who cares. Male viewers won. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Mandatory long shirts and baggy pants in 3, 2, 1.... It's for the Children! Posted by: scrood at August 06, 2017 12:51 PM (OlbyV) 140
And we were talking about oxymorons at work the other day and people were naming their favorites. The usual ones came up....Jumbo Shrimp, Half Full, Dodge Ram, etc. I piped up with "Women's Basketball." The guys in the room all laughed but the women didn't even get it.
Posted by: Major1 at August 06, 2017 12:52 PM (UjIiY) 141
Mmm...women's beach volleyball. Lots of bounce. The volleyball too.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 12:53 PM (0mRoj) 142
102 Well! Here's a smart take on Bolt and Gatlin:
Usain Bolt should have won last night, but in an era of Trump and Brexit, it was naive to hope for the right result... What do they have against Gatlin? Just looked him up - he's black, so wouldn't the media be rooting for him equally? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 12:39 PM It was in the sad piece. Gatlin was banned twice from competing for a banned substance. Hence the writer referring to liars and cheaters winning. Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public intellectual at August 06, 2017 12:53 PM (G8B7r) 143
94 I will admit I'd rather watch a women's fast pitch game than an MLB game.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 06, 2017 12:34 PM --------------------------- It's kind of like watching baseball played on a pool table. I love it. (I also love baseball.) BTW, men's fast pitch is awful. Nothing but strike-outs and home runs. A complete bore. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 12:56 PM (0jtPF) 144
Maybe turd dodging should be an olympic sports.
https://vimeo.com/51570456 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 12:51 PM (QGoUX) If you can dodge a turd, you can dodge a ball! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 06, 2017 12:57 PM (v3I5m) 145
It was in the sad piece. Gatlin was banned twice from competing for a banned substance. Hence the writer referring to liars and cheaters winning.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public intellectual at August 06, 2017 12:53 PM (G8B7r) Sportswriters suck. Like their journ-o-list political writer brethren, they are just little fascists looking to control the facts to fit their narrative... Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2017 12:57 PM (7uYFy) 146
I also think trannies, unlike Jenner's balls, are here to stay. People love a good freak show, hence Jerry Springer. The only pushback is on the bathroom crap, but I'm guessing that will be the extent of the rollback. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 12:50 PM (/qEW2) +++ I was talking to my adult daughter the other day. She told me of a time when our family was driving in Portland and she remembers seeing a man who was dressed as a woman standing on the sidewalk. My daughter said that image never left her, it is seared in her head, as they say. She was about 5 or 6 at the time and knew it was wrong. She says that image has never left her head. As adults I suppose we can brush this off on some level. Posted by: washrivergal at August 06, 2017 12:57 PM (2+gSO) 147
The transjenners have a huge advantage because they'd decades of testosterone building bone and muscle.
Posted by: Regular joe That's why you've got to slice 'em while they're young! Then it would be fairer on the cis-women. I'm just happy that it is finally, if accidentally, acknowledged that testosterone is one of the finest molecules on earth and that the more of it you have, the better you are at stuff. But it makes you ugly. It deforms the body. For the first time in my life I can look in the mirror and say, "I'd hit that". Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 06, 2017 12:58 PM (/qEW2) 148
Transgendered immigrant homeless athletes with swastikas tattooed on their faces demand recognition of quantum gender universality and an immediate ban on commas and quotation marks oh and periods too
Posted by: klaftern at August 06, 2017 12:59 PM (RuIsu) 149
I saw the Turd Dodgers open for Savoy Brown at the Cow Palace back in '82.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at August 06, 2017 12:59 PM (Tyii7) 150
Women in the 25-meter pistol event wearing half-shirts and cut-offs. Televise it, and cut to that Venezuelan javelin thrower whenever she's up.
Posted by: FireHorse -------- Well, not a half-shirt, but OTOH, that's an M1, so I'm willing to compromise. SFW http://tinyurl.com/yatkj3gu Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 12:59 PM (OdK9v) 151
Disagree. Muslims don't really have any moral authority. The media tries to play up the "sad violins" angle or the diversity angle to try to bully people into letting them come here. They're not really being marketed as having moral authority, because that would shine the light on how barbaric and evil their religion and culture are.
I also think trannies, unlike Jenner's balls, are here to stay. People love a good freak show, hence Jerry Springer. The only pushback is on the bathroom crap, but I'm guessing that will be the extent of the rollback. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 12:50 PM (/qEW2) I agree with you. But I'm afraid Islam is what people will turn to when they finally get disillusioned with society. most of the Churches go along with the current nonsense, or are leaning towards it.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2017 01:00 PM (7uYFy) 152
I had assumed testosterone doping was what you called a bunch of millennial males getting together to drink swill beers at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2017 01:00 PM (ABjxW) 153
This is just tranning for the Olympics. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 06, 2017 01:01 PM (EgwCt) 154
If you can dodge a turd, you can dodge a ball!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard If you can dodge a turd, you can dodge a ball! Posted by: Amy "Snatches O'Houlihan" Schumer at August 06, 2017 01:02 PM (/qEW2) 155
I am not willing to work very hard, and the high-T men have an advantage in sports. I think they should be banned if they are better than average.
Posted by: Average Joe at August 06, 2017 01:03 PM (CETX0) 156
If you can dodge a turd, you can dodge a ball!
Posted by: Pug Mahon ------- I've long favored an event 'Running Amok', whereby the competitors are allowed to invade the bleachers, using manual weapons of their choice. At the end of a ten minute period, winner is determined by body count. My money is on the Turks. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 01:03 PM (OdK9v) 157
What about the transtesticles? OH!
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at August 06, 2017 01:04 PM (ABJy3) 158
Going to work on a Sunday. On train passing one of the prettiest spots in NYC, where Harlem River meets the Hudson at Spuyten Dyvil. Was featured in a scene in the recent Spider-Man flick
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2017 01:05 PM (xdCKl) 159
wymen's beach volleyball with burkas...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 06, 2017 01:06 PM (Ro2Dk) 160
This is just tranning for the Olympics.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman --------- I competed in the Olympic Tanning Competition. Was crushed by George Hamilton. Posted by: Zonker Harris at August 06, 2017 01:06 PM (OdK9v) 161
Ron Wood of The Rolling Stones has lung cancer.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2017 01:07 PM (7uYFy) 162
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I saw the Turd Dodgers open for Savoy Brown at the Cow Palace back in '82. Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at August 06, 2017 12:59 PM (Tyii7) They were shitfaced and played like crap, when they opened for Kenny Loggins in Brownsville, TX. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 06, 2017 01:08 PM (tbOMB) 163
Reap me.
Posted by: The Whirlwind at August 06, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh) 164
So, this is an unexpected twist.
I just overheard a sportswriter using the term "freak" to describe male athletes: http://tinyurl.com/yd6kq29j I think that your magazine (it's still a magazine, right?) should consider whether it wants to support this kind of prejudicial language. Think about how it might make intersex athletes feel! Perhaps some sort of public statement is in order, or perhaps an educational period of unpaid leave for Mr. Feldman. Just a thought! All best wishes, Lena Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 06, 2017 01:09 PM (PXbkt) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 06, 2017 01:10 PM (tbOMB) Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:10 PM (LTHVh) 167
71 ... but they would be better off just going with a "hot women only" rule that would strengthen interest in women's "sports".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (rZ+mb) Hey! Posted by: Marla Hooch, Georgia Peach at August 06, 2017 01:10 PM (CETX0) 168
If the feral government owned a professional football team it would have 30% women playing and the government would come out with all these studies showing that their football team was just as good as any other team ... even as they lost every single game and their attendance sunk to 247 people in the stands.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 01:10 PM (rZ+mb) 169
Lol and wowie!!
Did I ever tell you guys how wonderful it is to have this haven of sanity (don't laugh) to get away from the leftists idiocy and hatred out there? Posted by: Martell at August 06, 2017 01:11 PM (fKfG3) 170
Has anyone said "what a stupid time to be alive" yet?
Cuz that would sure fit in nicely... No? Fine. What a stupid time to be alive. Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2017 01:12 PM (9q7Dl) 171
Simple. Start a second set of competitions for the "unlimited" class. Male, female, trans-male, trans-female -- doesn't matter. Every four years they could have the Special Clown Freak Olympics.
The ratings would be yuge. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2017 01:12 PM (PXj2C) 172
Your mamma pinched a loaf and your daddy can't find the roll.
Posted by: The Turd Dodgers featuring Kenny Loggins at August 06, 2017 01:13 PM (Tyii7) 173
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2017 01:12 PM (9q7Dl --- didn't you get the memo earlier this week? not being stupid is a form of privilege. denounce yourself and delete your account! Posted by: redc1c4 at August 06, 2017 01:14 PM (Ro2Dk) 174
Women's sports are done. It's a shame. When I was an actual little girl, I loved to play sports. Like boys, girls can learn a lot from competition.
Posted by: huerfano at August 06, 2017 12:07 PM (TO4Og) Yep, and team sports add another layer to that by teaching teamwork. Too bad so many women don't realize how the left is throwing them under the bus to coddle Muslims and males with confused sexuality. Posted by: stace at August 06, 2017 01:15 PM (qYk3T) 175
Hey everybody.
I like Cicero's idea. Also make the "Crazy Olympics" completely devoid of any drug testing. If someone wants to pump themselves so full of steroids that they'll permanently turn into a walnut 20 minutes after the event, so be it. Like the "All-Drug Olympics" on SNL back in the day. Loved that sketch. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 01:16 PM (eMKNe) 176
136---I'm sorry you are bothered by the fact that women tend to suck at sports. That's just how it is, though. I didn't make the rules.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 12:51 PM (rZ+mb) ------------------------------------ Women suck at sports compared to men. This does not bother me in the least. What I am pointing out is that, if display of ultimate athletic ability were the ONLY factor, we would not watch inferior athletes of either sex. But, as you concede, there are other reasons to enjoy athletic competition, both as a spectator and as a participant. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 01:17 PM (0jtPF) 177
See National Lampoon cover April 1976.
Posted by: Douglas Kenney at August 06, 2017 01:17 PM (bc2Lc) 178
You know, real fast space travel seems to be about the only way to solve this nonsense.
Trannies off to Tranny World in Orion's Belt. That sort of thing. Lena Dunham and fellow tattlers off to Snitches' Redoubt. Problem with the Left is that they can never leave anyone alone to live their own life their way. So...interplanetary war. But, at least, you wouldn't have to put up with their reality-devoid foolery on regular basis. Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2017 01:17 PM (9q7Dl) 179
I competed in the Olympic Tanning Competition. Was crushed by George Hamilton.
Posted by: Zonker Harris at August 06, 2017 01:06 PM (OdK9v) Was he tested for tanning spray? Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 01:18 PM (0mRoj) 180
But when evening rolls around and things are gettin' brown,
Where do you go? The Charmin roll. Posted by: The Turd Dodgers featuring Kenny Loggins at August 06, 2017 01:19 PM (Tyii7) 181
can't pass the physical requirements for the marines? trans your way in using the female requirements.
Trump stopped this. Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 06, 2017 01:19 PM (nFwvY) 182
177 See National Lampoon cover April 1976.
Posted by: Douglas Kenney at August 06, 2017 01:17 PM (bc2Lc) --------- Stork! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2017 01:20 PM (PXj2C) 183
Paging Misanthropic Humanitarian for the Saturday weird news dump.
www.poopreport.com "Your #1 source for #2." Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 06, 2017 01:21 PM (tbOMB) 184
We need someone to dress up as a tranny and go to a mosque with a hidden camera and tell the imam "she" wants to be a muslim. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:21 PM (5l9QM) 185
Thank yewwww and good night, Frisco!!!
Posted by: The Turd Dodgers featuring Kenny Loggins at August 06, 2017 01:22 PM (Tyii7) 186
In other Track and Field News, Justin Gatlin bowed to Usain Bolt after beating him in the 100-meter.
Awkwardly though, it was at the Grammies. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 06, 2017 01:24 PM (Ndje9) 187
Why has the federal government not subsidized Olympic women's beach volleyball? I can only conclude from this oversight that the entire U.S. Congress is a bunch of fags.
Posted by: Fritz at August 06, 2017 01:24 PM (eLttb) 188
I competed in the Olympic Tanning Competition. Was crushed by George Hamilton.
Posted by: Zonker Harris I think the only reason I "lost" is because I'm the black man. And Hamilton should have been screened for tan enhancing drugs. Posted by: Shaun King at August 06, 2017 01:24 PM (/qEW2) 189
I await the Hawaiian District Court's ruling on this issue.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:24 PM (LTHVh) 190
But, as you concede, there are other reasons to enjoy athletic competition, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 01:17 PM (0jtPF) Sure. But there is still a qualitative difference between men's sports and women's. Lower level men's sports (and boys') still hold more interest, as sports, than the top level women's sports. Men are more interesting to watch in sports competition. Perhaps women prefer to watch women's sports ... but women aren't big sports watchers, so that's a serious problem that women's sports have, to begin with. They have no real audience. This is why women's sports often feel very contrived. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 01:25 PM (rZ+mb) 191
Problem with the Left is that they can never leave anyone alone to live their own life their way.
So...interplanetary war. Interweb snark vs orbital strike. Short war. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:26 PM (LTHVh) 192
The latest Taryl Dactyl vid. This guy cracks me up. It's about pain in the ass customers who "second guess" you, the expert, on everything. Ever meet someone like this? We all have. Some of us even have these idiots in our family. They know nothing about nothing and doubt everything you say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjQM4fdzT7I Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:27 PM (5l9QM) 193
What? No sammich jokes yet? Bring the horde coffee!
Let's have olympic sammich making and watch the real women pull ahead from the pack of fakers. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 06, 2017 01:28 PM (tbOMB) 194
Well, it's Fen's Law in action.
The Left doesn't really want to help women. They don't give a damn about sports either. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 01:28 PM (0jtPF) 195
Like the "All-Drug Olympics" on SNL back in the day. Loved that sketch. ;-)
Oh! He pulled his arms off!! Posted by: tu3031 at August 06, 2017 01:29 PM (qJhUV) 196
Every time you get into a conversation with these "second guessers" it's like their purpose in life is to subtly insult you and imply YOU have no idea what you're talking about. Idiots. Then....THEN....after WASTING your time they say "Well, I take it to a professional and see what they say." Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:29 PM (5l9QM) 197
I read a scifi short story decades ago about genetic cheating at the Olympics. (long enough ago that the Soviet Union was in it.) Very humorous.
We bred a wrestler with an enormous hump so you could pin both shoulders. The Soviets countered with a wrestler with skin like jagged fiberglass. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:31 PM (LTHVh) Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:32 PM (LTHVh) 199
Then there are your own family members who come to you with a problem, and then doubt your free advice, which you know is sound. The end up trusting a STRANGER over you. A stranger who walks away with their $$. fucking jerks. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:32 PM (5l9QM) 200
What? No sammich jokes yet? Bring the horde coffee!
Let's have olympic sammich making and watch the real women pull ahead from the pack of fakers. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner I could start doing product promotions again. "It's not a sandwich! It's a tranwich!" Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 06, 2017 01:32 PM (/qEW2) 201
I would think the solution is to have all trans compete in the mens division.
Developed as a man - compete against men. Taking hormones to be a man - compete against men. None of this "spent 35 years developing as a man but decided to call myself a women and suddenly women's world champ" nonsense. Posted by: Bic667 at August 06, 2017 01:32 PM (Fp9Hb) 202
This is what happens when you give power to someone who is genuinely insane.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 06, 2017 01:32 PM (MZcWR) 203
This is what happens when you give power to someone who is genuinely insane. Evil. Evil intentions, not insanity nor stupidity. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:33 PM (5l9QM) Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:33 PM (LTHVh) 205
In my next book, "High-T Heidi", a little boy goes off to the Swiss Alps to get hormone therapy and puberty blockers so that he can become a girl.
Posted by: Johanna Spyri at August 06, 2017 01:34 PM (/qEW2) 206
Have all sports competition in the nude like the Greeks did. If you have dangley bits evident you are a guy. Problem solved.
Posted by: javems at August 06, 2017 01:35 PM (yOqwj) 207
Isn't it just friggin' great to be living in our time and place?
Where the biggest concern in life is whether you are recognized as a he, a she, or a xim. And if you're not satisfied you can bitch and scream until you force others to accommodate your particular idiocy. All as opposed to getting up every day and scratching something to eat from the earth. To sacrifice hours of your day in order to afford the simplist shelter and clothes to wear. Gawd the assholes annoy me. Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2017 01:36 PM (0tfLf) 208
Have all sports competition in the nude like the Greeks did. If you have dangley bits evident you are a guy. Problem solved.
-- Yeah, liberals aren't going to go for that, since "gender is in the MIND." /yes, yes, I know, your mind doesn't determine if you can have a baby or not... Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2017 01:36 PM (aT+Bx) 209
Usain Bolt should have won last night, but in an era of Trump and Brexit, it was naive to hope for the right result...
So, Bolt should have won? He got screwed? That's nuts. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 06, 2017 01:36 PM (ul9CR) 210
>>>If it looks like a hotdog I'm outa there.
Posted by: Grump928(C)<<< Ham and cheese? What about boiled roast beef? Posted by: Fritz at August 06, 2017 01:37 PM (eLttb) Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 01:37 PM (BO/km) 212
Have all sports competition in the nude like the Greeks did. If you have dangley bits evident you are a guy. Problem solved.
Posted by: javems But Caster Semenya has internal testicles and no penis. But he's still a guy. DNA is the only way to go. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 01:39 PM (/qEW2) 213
Men are more interesting to watch in sports competition.
Perhaps women prefer to watch women's sports ... but women aren't big sports watchers, so that's a serious problem that women's sports have, to begin with. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 01:25 PM (rZ+mb) Totally agree but with a few exceptions. Women's pro tennis is fairly popular, and I don't watch tennis, but some folks say there's more back and forth, which makes is entertaining. Or at least they used to say that when I was a kid. Then there's the Olympics. Women's gymnastics and figure skating have more viewers than the men's. I was pretty excited to see the two Simones from Houston win the gold. Plus there's the infamous beach volleyball ; I'm a straight chick, but I got into watching the women's beach volleyball for some reason. No one watches the men's beach volleyball. BTW, I didn't think the female beach volleyball players were all that hot except for the Brazilians, but that's coming from someone who's not attracted to women in that way, so YMMV Now as far as what I'll PAY to go see, the only sports I've ever bought tickets to were college football, Dallas Cowboys and San Antonio Spurs. Posted by: stace at August 06, 2017 01:40 PM (qYk3T) 214
Isn't it just friggin' great to be living in our time and place?
Where the biggest concern in life is whether you are recognized as a he, a she, or a xim. And if you're not satisfied you can bitch and scream until you force others to accommodate your particular idiocy. All as opposed to getting up every day and scratching something to eat from the earth. To sacrifice hours of your day in order to afford the simplist shelter and clothes to wear. Gawd the assholes annoy me. Posted by: Diogenes It's all explained by Maslow's hierarchy of nads. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 01:42 PM (/qEW2) 215
211 'So, Bolt should have won? He got screwed? That's nuts'
And this thread is done. Nicely done. You hit the nail on the head! Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 06, 2017 01:43 PM (ul9CR) 216
LOL, I just saw a guy wearing a t-shirt saying "World's Okayest Brother"
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2017 01:44 PM (rQe9y) Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 01:45 PM (BO/km) 218
A comment from the NY Slimes article from Ian of West Palm Beach:
Here's a thought - We have many hysterical people in this county who insist that one's gender is solley determined by their sexual organs. I'll wager that those same hysterics are the ones behind the testosterone hysteria. Can't have it both ways, folks. Yes Ian, biology is complete hysteria. Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 06, 2017 01:45 PM (auHtY) 219
217 'Nicely done. You hit the nail on the head!'
Well now I'm all tapped out. Guess we can file this one away. That's awl. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 06, 2017 01:45 PM (ul9CR) 220
190---Perhaps women prefer to watch women's sports ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 01:25 PM (rZ+mb) ----------------------------------- I have never personally met any woman who prefers to watch women's sports. Of course I'm not saying there aren't such women and I haven't done any formal surveys. But all of the women I know who are sports fans watch men's sports exclusively unless there is some highly personal reason (family, usually) to watch women. There are a lot of women, including the majority who are not sports fans at all, who do watch Olympic women's gymnastics and ice-skating. But, without taking anything away from the tremendous physical skill and training involved, those sports are more akin to dance than to athletics. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 01:46 PM (0jtPF) Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2017 01:47 PM (WIVvd) 222
204 "It's not a sandwich! It's a tranwich!"
If it looks like a hotdog I'm outa there. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:33 PM (LTHVh) Sloppy Joe Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 01:47 PM (0mRoj) 223
"Why can't a woman be more like a man?"
--Professor Henry Higgins Posted by: pst314 at August 06, 2017 01:49 PM (HzHFO) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 01:49 PM (mbhDw) 225
In sports that involve the use of some intermediary instrument (equestrian, archery, shooting), men and women can compete on a more or less even basis. In sports requiring strength or speed, women are at a disadvantage.
Men's and womens gymnastics are really two separate sports, each playing to the advantages of each sex. the men dependent on strength and stamina, the women flexibility and grace. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2017 01:51 PM (xl0li) 226
223 "Why can't a woman be more like a man?"
--Professor Henry Higgins Posted by: pst314 at August 06, 2017 01:49 PM (HzHFO) He was on to something there, but he wasn't talking about an addadicktomy. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 01:52 PM (0mRoj) 227
The Androgynous Team?
Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 01:52 PM (BO/km) 228
They drive around in a souped up Subaru Forester.
Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 01:53 PM (BO/km) 229
I'll wager that those same hysterics are the ones behind the testosterone hysteria.
==== Didn't we just spend forty years explaining that the word "hysteria" was sexist? It's like you people don't even listen. Posted by: MLA Subcommittee on Gendered Language at August 06, 2017 01:53 PM (PXbkt) Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:53 PM (LTHVh) Posted by: franksalterego at August 06, 2017 01:54 PM (3cq8T) 232
Ziggy Stardust was an act, not an instruction manual. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 01:54 PM (mbhDw) 233
A little dildo-shaped birdie told me today's Foodie Thread will be about Bisuteki and other Japanese steak places. But that was in a dream, so.... Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:54 PM (5l9QM) 234
"I have never personally met any woman who prefers to watch women's sports. Of course I'm not saying there aren't such women and I haven't done any formal surveys. "
Sure you have. They're called lesbians. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 06, 2017 01:55 PM (AM8tm) 235
I'm more than halfway through Alien:Covenant and it's boring.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:55 PM (LTHVh) 236
233 A little dildo-shaped birdie told me today's Foodie Thread will be about Bisuteki and other Japanese steak places.
But that was in a dream, so.... Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:54 PM (5l9QM) Having just returned from Florence, I can honestly say the best steak I ever ate is bistecca fiorentina. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Facexan at August 06, 2017 01:56 PM (BO/km) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:57 PM (5l9QM) 239
Guess we can file this one away. That's awl.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? ---------- I saw what you did there. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 01:58 PM (OdK9v) 240
What's stopping a guy that is in the middle of the pack in Men's sports like tennis or golf from joining the Women and start winning?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 06, 2017 01:58 PM (dKiJG) 241
Yes Ian, biology is complete hysteria.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 06, 2017 01:45 PM (auHtY) Not sure if anyone can understand that correctly. It's kinda all over the place. Initially, the word 'hysteria' or 'hysterical' was solely applied to women. Sigmund Freud worked with 'hysterical' women, for example. The root word 'hyster' in effect referring to the womb. Hysterectomy referring to removal of same. So I read it with the historical nature of the word. So: I'll wager that those same hysterics are the ones behind the testosterone hysteria. Which makes perfectly good sense if read from that context. Or have I been out in the sun too long today? Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 06, 2017 01:58 PM (EgwCt) 242
I would love to compare Texas steer to other places around the world and see what the differences are in taste and texture. Florida is even more of a cattle/steer state than Texas, I think. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:58 PM (5l9QM) 243
"What's stopping a guy that is in the middle of the pack in Men's sports like tennis or golf from joining the Women and start winning?"
You mean besides self respect and fear of embarrassment? Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 01:59 PM (BO/km) 244
I can honestly say the best steak I ever ate is bistecca fiorentina.
Was it like this: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/steak-florentine-recipe-2103010 ? Cubed, oiled, and lemoned? Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 02:01 PM (LTHVh) Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 06, 2017 02:02 PM (OdK9v) 246
@196 & @199
Seen it happen here Sooth. Case in point, few years back I think, Peaches having trouble with ignition lock. ONT I think. 10 years I did that stuff full time. Others kept giving horrible advice. Just walked away after a bit. Posted by: teej at August 06, 2017 02:02 PM (flbmJ) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:03 PM (5l9QM) 248
..recalculating..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 02:04 PM (LTHVh) 249
Then there
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:04 PM (OdK9v) 250
You mean besides self respect and fear of embarrassment?
Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 01:59 PM (BO/km) Fear of embarrassment? All he has to say is, "For too long I denied my essential femininity because of the oppressive masculinity of sports" and the whole PC world of sports journalism will fall all over itself praising the Emperor's Clothes. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2017 02:05 PM (xl0li) 251
So, Bolt should have won? He got screwed? That's nuts.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BOLT MEANS EITHER TO RUN OR A PIECE OF HARDWARE. Posted by: BERENICE ROETHLISBERGER at August 06, 2017 02:05 PM (/qEW2) 252
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Men's and womens gymnastics are really two separate sports, each playing to the advantages of each sex. the men dependent on strength and stamina, the women flexibility and grace. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2017 01:51 PM (xl0li) ----------------------- To "flexibility and grace" I would add balance. No post-pubescent male could compete well against women on the balance beam. Their center of gravity is too high. But notice that the different, sex-suitable events in gymnastics were well set before the feminist gurrrrrl power craze. And thank God for that. If it were not so, we would be "treated" to wymynz trying to do upper-body strength events like the rings and pommel horse in an ugly and pathetic display. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 02:05 PM (0jtPF) 253
I remember reading a Forensic anthropologist or archaeologist got SJW all in a tizzy because they could determine the sex and race of a skeleton. How dare they determine the sex, they are batshit crazy.
I hate that the LPGA has restricted the cleveage of golfers and the length of the skirts. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 06, 2017 02:06 PM (dKiJG) 254
One would hope that the merit of advise obtained here would be judged on a wide variety of criteria.
Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:06 PM (BO/km) 255
Polliwog was having trouble with her home central AC a couple of months ago. Some advice given was: "Call an AC tech." Other advice was: Replace the coil resistor, as if Polliwog would get out her toolbox and do this. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:06 PM (5l9QM) 256
I would love to compare Texas steer to other places around the world and see what the differences are in taste and texture.
Florida is even more of a cattle/steer state than Texas, I think. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 01:58 PM (5l9QM) It depends on their genes and what they're fed. For example, a carefully fed Wagyu in Texas is going to be a lot tastier than my West Texas family's generic Mexican steers who get the standard feedlot treatment. Posted by: stace at August 06, 2017 02:07 PM (U/b2O) 257
But notice that the different, sex-suitable events in gymnastics were well set before the feminist gurrrrrl power craze.
That's only because of a patriarchal oppressive society that discriminates against women. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 02:07 PM (0mRoj) 258
One would hope that the merit of advise obtained here would be judged on a wide variety of criteria.
Posted by: freaked ---------- Personally, my #1 qualifier is the cleverness of the nic. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:07 PM (OdK9v) 259
To "flexibility and grace" I would add balance. No post-pubescent male could compete well against women on the balance beam. Their center of gravity is too high.
Thanks for adding that. And those differences are what make each enjoyable to watch on their own merits. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2017 02:08 PM (xl0li) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:09 PM (5l9QM) 261
What if steer is fed barbecue sauce? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:09 PM (5l9QM) 262
The women's uneven parallel bar event. I think I'm gonna be a little skeptical the next time a woman tells me I'm being too rough in bed. I
I'm watchin' these girls bang their cervix off a frozen theater rope at 80 miles per hour. - You don't see men in that event, OK? I ever hit anything that hard with my dick it's gonna spot-weld to it. - Dennis Miller Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 06, 2017 02:11 PM (ul9CR) 263
Genderless events. Saves millions running Olympics level events.
Posted by: Jean at August 06, 2017 02:11 PM (9TU00) 264
To "flexibility and grace" I would add balance. No post-pubescent male could compete well against women on the balance beam. Their center of gravity is too high.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 02:05 PM (0jtPF) But professional tightrope walkers seem to be almost all men. I can't say that I'm sure about this. The only tightrope walkers I've ever heard of were men but I really have only heard of a handful of them, anyway. Maybe some of the female Wallendas walked the wire ... but I've only ever heard about the males. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 02:11 PM (rZ+mb) 265
"can't pass the physical requirements for the marines? trans your way in using the female requirements"
OT, I note that over the weekend, the Marines dropped yet another V-22 Osprey. Three missing and presumed dead. It was operating Down Under on a cooperative tour with the Australian forces, originating from the Futenma air detachment in Okinawa. This is the second Class A accident of an Osprey out of that unit in something like fourteen months. The Okinawans are scared shitless of the Ospreys, with increasingly factually justified belief, and DO NOT WANT them flying around overhead. There have been huge protests. Peaceful, but huge. My best guess is that the local politicians are now going to evict Marine Air from that base. Posted by: torquewrench at August 06, 2017 02:11 PM (ujwCG) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:12 PM (5l9QM) 267
But notice that the different, sex-suitable events in gymnastics were well set before the feminist gurrrrrl power craze. And thank God for that. If it were not so, we would be "treated" to wymynz trying to do upper-body strength events like the rings and pommel horse in an ugly and pathetic display.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille I have a question about women's gymnastics (on the mat, not balance beam or uneven bars). Several years ago, I turned to a channel showing a competition, and they interspersed their routine with little bits of dancing. And there was music playing - it looked like they were trying to make a low budget music video. WTF? When did that become a thing? What is the point? It's supposed to be a demonstration of athletic prowess, not music entertainment. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 02:12 PM (/qEW2) 268
Other advice was: Replace the coil resistor, as if Polliwog would get out her toolbox and do this.
Posted by: Soothsayer ----- Ooo. I could have helped with, 'Use an anemometer to check airflow, and a probe to check temperature drop across the cooling coils. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:12 PM (OdK9v) 269
Soothsayer: I've read kobe steers in Japan get beer.
One of the things I want to do during the GNAMM is visit Craftsteak at MGM Grand and try Wagyu, though I'll probably only be able to afford their wagyu flat iron. I hope others there will join me, but I understand if they can't. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 02:12 PM (eMKNe) 270
Hold on, let me get my Multimeter... Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:13 PM (5l9QM) 271
Cleverness of nic?
That horse left the barn for me over 9 years ago. Posted by: teej at August 06, 2017 02:13 PM (flbmJ) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:13 PM (OdK9v) 273
Soothsayer: I've read kobe steers in Japan get beer.
==== I believe they get daily massages, too. If you're going to be a cow, that's the way to do it. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 06, 2017 02:14 PM (PXbkt) 274
How about a handicapping system that works on previous performance? The better you are in an event the bigger your handicap in the next one. That way everyone has a chance to win.
Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:14 PM (BO/km) 275
OT...if anyone wants a bit of a chuckle....
https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/894038965703106561 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2017 02:14 PM (wYseH) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:15 PM (OdK9v) 277
Several years ago, I turned to a channel showing a competition, and they interspersed their routine with little bits of dancing. And there was music playing - it looked like they were trying to make a low budget music video. WTF? When did that become a thing? What is the point? It's supposed to be a demonstration of athletic prowess, not music entertainment.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 02:12 PM (/qEW2) Background music and dance have always been required elements of women's floor routines - they were the essence of women's routines years ago. They do much less of it, now, than they used to. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 02:15 PM (rZ+mb) 278
How about a handicapping system that works on previous performance? The better you are in an event the bigger your handicap in the next one. That way everyone has a chance to win.
Posted by: freaked ---- See 93 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:16 PM (OdK9v) 279
"See 93"
That way all the genders can compete with all of the other genders fairly and in an orderly government controlled fashion. Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:18 PM (BO/km) 280
"One would hope that the merit of advise obtained here would be judged on a wide variety of criteria."
I read several articles on Fukushima, so if you need any nuclear advice, I'm your guy. Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 02:18 PM (3myMJ) 281
That way all the genders can compete with all of the other genders fairly and in an orderly government controlled fashion. Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:18 PM (BO/km) And everyone can get a prize! Yay, us!! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2017 02:19 PM (xl0li) 282
I'm watchin' these girls bang their cervix off a frozen theater rope at 80 miles per hour. - You don't see men in that event, OK? I ever hit anything that hard with my dick it's gonna spot-weld to it.
- Dennis Miller Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? I remember as a kid playing soccer in school, we had these little plastic "cups" we would wear to prevent injury "down there". I imagine both men and women could use that to prevent injury on the uneven bars. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 02:19 PM (/qEW2) 283
Having just returned from Florence, I can honestly say the best steak I ever ate is bistecca fiorentina.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw) --------------------------------- Had many pounds there last year. Angus beef, much better than the French charolais. The sandwiches there are amazing as well. Posted by: javems at August 06, 2017 02:21 PM (yOqwj) 284
I read several articles on Fukushima, so if you need any nuclear advice, I'm your guy.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 02:18 PM (3myMJ) -------------- I met an astronaut once, so if you need any advice on rocket science, I'm your gal. Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 02:21 PM (UoSKV) 285
"I read several articles on Fukushima, so if you need any nuclear advice, I'm your guy."
I as well am an expert speller and am always eager to advice. Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:22 PM (BO/km) 286
I flew on a 747 once so, ....oh wait, no I haven't. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:22 PM (5l9QM) 287
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What if steer is fed barbecue sauce? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:09 PM (5l9QM) Reminds me of the Michael Keaton line from "Night Shift." "Memo: feed mayonnaise to tuna fish; call Starkist." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:22 PM (mbhDw) 288
not being stupid is a form of privilege.
denounce yourself and delete your account! Posted by: redc1c4 --------- I just remembered that Diana Moon Glampers had a plan for that too. Everyone had a brain implant that would generate a loud buzzing in your brain. The smarter you were, the more often the buzzer would go off, disrupting your thoughts. ----- "In the year 2081, amendments to the Constitution dictate that all Americans are fully equal and not allowed to be smarter, better-looking, or more physically able than anyone else. The Handicapper General's agents enforce the equality laws, forcing citizens to wear "handicaps": masks for those who are too beautiful, radios inside the ears of intelligent people, and heavy weights for the strong or athletic." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:23 PM (OdK9v) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:23 PM (5l9QM) 290
Having just returned from Florence, I can honestly say the best steak I ever ate is bistecca fiorentina.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw) Tuscany has great beef, they know how to cook it, they don't muck it up with too much of anything, and I'll bet $50 that there were hot Italian women all over the place when you were enjoying your steak. That tends to improve the experience. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2017 02:23 PM (wYseH) Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:23 PM (BO/km) 292
283 Posted by: javems at August 06, 2017 02:21 PM (yOqwj)
And it is ONLY served rare. Which is perfectly fine with me but never ever ask them to cook it any differently than that because they won't. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:24 PM (mbhDw) 293
I met Gary Hart once, so if you need any advice on monkey business, I'm your guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:24 PM (kusha) 294
Reminds me of the Michael Keaton line from "Night Shift."
"Memo: feed mayonnaise to tuna fish; call Starkist." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:22 PM (mbhDw) ---------------- "I'm an idea guy." I always liked that line about feeding mayo to tuna fish. Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 02:24 PM (UoSKV) 295
Michael Keaton in Mr Mom: "Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX3kxAA2L4Q Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:24 PM (5l9QM) 296
"Having just returned from Florence, I can honestly say the best steak I ever ate is bistecca fiorentina."
Had the best Veal Scaloppini at an outdoor place in the Piazza della Repubblica. Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 02:24 PM (3myMJ) 297
290 Tuscany has great beef, they know how to cook it, they don't muck it up with too much of anything, and I'll bet $50 that there were hot Italian women all over the place when you were enjoying your steak.
That tends to improve the experience. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2017 02:23 PM (wYseH) In reviewing the many, many regrets of my life, I would have to now say the biggest by far is not traveling abroad when I was young. For the women and the food. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:25 PM (mbhDw) 298
I'm more than halfway through Alien:Covenant and it's boring.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 01:55 PM (LTHVh) When "Alien: Covenant" isn't boring, it's idiotic and the characters are moronic. (in the bad way). So, you got that working for you. Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2017 02:25 PM (9q7Dl) Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 02:26 PM (3myMJ) 300
Actually always liked the Olympics up into my 40's.
A pretty good athlete for my size I really appreciated what they could do. Kinda like watching Frank White play 2nd base. I was about as good as they came in my age group and town, thanks largely to coach Baker at 9 and 10, but the things Frank could do... Posted by: teej at August 06, 2017 02:26 PM (flbmJ) 301
"See 93"
That way all the genders can compete with all of the other genders fairly and in an orderly government controlled fashion. Posted by: freaked Vonnegut was eerily on target with that. Only things he did not forsee: there is an ugly undercurrent of racism, misandry and heterophobia that is absent from the Bergeron story. And the left uses that ugliness to try to add on fake rationalizations in order to sell the idea as "reasonable". They say any disparities are due to racism or sexism (even though the only racism and sexism operates in the reverse direction). Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 02:26 PM (/qEW2) 302
In reviewing the many, many regrets of my life, I would have to now say the biggest by far is not traveling abroad when I was young. For the women and the food.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:25 PM (mbhDw) That's not my biggest regret, but it's definitely on the list. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 02:27 PM (0mRoj) 303
And by the way, for anyone traveling to Firenze, the place to get that bistecca is a wonderful restaurant near the Piazza de la Libertad called Perseus. It is most definitely a local hangout so some basic Italian would be recommended, though not necessarily mandatory. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:27 PM (mbhDw) 304
I've hiked the Appalachian Trail, so if you need any advice, give me a jangle.
Posted by: Mark Sanford at August 06, 2017 02:28 PM (kusha) Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:28 PM (BO/km) 306
Testosterone, smeshostorone.
Nobody, but [b[nobody beats me in any arm-flapping competition. I will smother them. Posted by: Cora "Trigglypuff" Segal at August 06, 2017 02:28 PM (DMUuz) 307
Wait, TrigglyPuffs is a Joo? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:29 PM (mbhDw) 308
"Having just returned from Florence, I can honestly say the best steak I ever ate is bistecca fiorentina." Had the best Veal Scaloppini at an outdoor place in the Piazza della Repubblica. David Brooks took me to Taco Bell. Posted by: David Brooks' lesser companion at August 06, 2017 02:29 PM (IqV8l) 309
I've watched every MASH episode, so if you ever need advice on surgery.... Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:29 PM (5l9QM) 310
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I've watched every MASH episode, so if you ever need advice on surgery.... Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:29 PM (5l9QM) No, but I'll bet you're a genius at anti-American agitprop. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:30 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Foucault at August 06, 2017 02:30 PM (kusha) 312
For the women and the food.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:25 PM (mbhDw) Yes and yes. How was it served? With lemon, olive oil, salt and a bit of rosemary? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2017 02:30 PM (wYseH) 313
David Brooks took me to Taco Bell.
Posted by: David Brooks' lesser companion at August 06, 2017 02:29 PM (IqV8l) Should've gone to Taco Bella. Best Italian-Mexican fusion cuisine there is. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 02:30 PM (0mRoj) 314
265 "can't pass the physical requirements for the marines? trans your way in using the female requirements"
OT, I note that over the weekend, the Marines dropped yet another V-22 Osprey. Three missing and presumed dead. It was operating Down Under on a cooperative tour with the Australian forces, originating from the Futenma air detachment in Okinawa. This is the second Class A accident of an Osprey out of that unit in something like fourteen months. The Okinawans are scared shitless of the Ospreys, with increasingly factually justified belief, and DO NOT WANT them flying around overhead. There have been huge protests. Peaceful, but huge. My best guess is that the local politicians are now going to evict Marine Air from that base. Posted by: torquewrench at August 06, 2017 02:11 PM (ujwCG) +++ So the Japanese are afraid of the Osprey flying around. I know it has been the source of much controversy, but I don't know if it was more to do with the media trying to sway the argument as they tend to do or if this helicopter has too many problems to deal with. Would like to know what the "experts" here think, like Anna Puma. Posted by: washrivergal at August 06, 2017 02:31 PM (2+gSO) 315
Yea bluebell!!
Have a lurker friend who knows of the prayer warriors around here. Asked if I would ask for prayers for her and a few others who need em for different reasons. An occasional "God, you know who these folks are and what they need" would be surely appreciated. Posted by: teej at August 06, 2017 02:31 PM (flbmJ) 316
"David Brooks took me to Taco Bell."
I'll never forget the horror of seeing a MacDonalds sign in Rome right by the Parthenon. Posted by: Meremortal at August 06, 2017 02:31 PM (3myMJ) 317
274 - I liked Tonya Harding's handicapping system better.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 06, 2017 02:31 PM (H5knJ) 318
Nood thread or I shoot the puppy from the ONT.
Posted by: national lampoon at August 06, 2017 02:31 PM (nlbfN) 319
"I've watched every MASH episode, so if you ever need advice on surgery....
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter " If I ever need a tracheotomy using a ball point pen I'll try to get a hold of you. Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:32 PM (BO/km) 320
One of the things I want to do during the GNAMM is visit Craftsteak at MGM Grand and try Wagyu, though I'll probably only be able to afford their wagyu flat iron. I hope others there will join me, but I understand if they can't.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 02:12 PM (eMKNe) ---- Certainly, if by "join you" you mean "have a piece of your steak". Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 02:32 PM (QGoUX) 321
Steak florentine is basically just steak with salt on it, then grilled if I'm remembering correctly.
A squeeze of lemon and away you go. So, yeah, I would think the quality of the meat is the primary factor. Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2017 02:33 PM (9q7Dl) 322
An occasional "God, you know who these folks are and what they need" would be surely appreciated.
Posted by: teej at August 06, 2017 02:31 PM (flbmJ) --------------- Tell your lurker friend I am on it. Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 02:33 PM (UoSKV) 323
Is there anything fanatical support of the Red Sox can't be blamed for?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2017 02:33 PM (DMUuz) 324
239 Guess we can file this one away. That's awl.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? ---------- I saw what you did there. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 01:58 PM (OdK9v) Before you do a play on words, HASP me first. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 06, 2017 02:34 PM (TdMsT) 325
312 For the women and the food.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:25 PM (mbhDw) Yes and yes. How was it served? With lemon, olive oil, salt and a bit of rosemary? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2017 02:30 PM (wYseH) The waiter comes to the table with either a very large knife or a short sword and carves it right in front of you. Very simply, broccoli di rape and rosti potatoes and salt. Out of this world. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:34 PM (mbhDw) 326
Wait, TrigglyPuffs is a Joo?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:29 PM (mbhDw) Its given name is Cora Segal. So...probably. Although I will cheerfully excommunicate her if I could. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2017 02:34 PM (wYseH) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2017 02:34 PM (89T5c) 328
"Before you do a play on words, HASP me first."
Let's get back to screw jokes. They're kind of coarse but I like the pitch. Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:35 PM (BO/km) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:36 PM (mbhDw) 330
Neurosurgery.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2017 02:36 PM (89T5c) 331
Gymnastics for women is completely different from men's the only event that is the same in floor and the Jumping ( can't remember what it is called). You can't really compare them and maybe that's why I like it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 06, 2017 02:36 PM (dKiJG) 332
I watched House.
If your brain is fucked up, I can do some neirosurgery for you. I think. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory ------ I'm still trying to polish up on the arrogant sarcasm. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:36 PM (OdK9v) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 06, 2017 02:37 PM (5l9QM) 334
Neurosurgery.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2017 02:36 PM (89T5c) --------- Whew, I'm glad you clarified. I mean I wasn't going to trust you with neirosurgery, but neurosurgery? Sure. Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 02:37 PM (UoSKV) Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:37 PM (BO/km) 336
You gonna get spoiled, at Bistecca di Carlo to-notte.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 02:37 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: teej at August 06, 2017 02:38 PM (flbmJ) 338
Yeah this cross genderization isn't grabbing my attention
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 02:38 PM (pPKG5) 339
Nix that website at 329. Just Google it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:38 PM (mbhDw) 340
I watched House.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2017 02:34 PM My takeaway from House is that he will nearly kill you at least twice, before correctly diagnosing the issue. So, politely refuse his first two treatment options, and you should be good to go*. *Unless you were seeing him 'in clinic' for constipation. Then you probably want to accept his first recommendation and skedaddle. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2017 02:38 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:39 PM (mbhDw) 342
I'm still trying to polish up on the arrogant sarcasm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:36 PM (OdK9v) Then you've come to the right place. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2017 02:39 PM (wYseH) 343
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Time to roast the chicken. Later. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:39 PM (mbhDw) Better treatment than I usually get... Posted by: The Chicken at August 06, 2017 02:40 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Fox2! at August 06, 2017 02:40 PM (brIR5) 345
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Time to roast the chicken. Later. Posted by: J.J. Sefton ------------ Run , chicken! Run like the wind! Posted by: PETA at August 06, 2017 02:41 PM (OdK9v) 346
/yes, I'm fully aware that the 9th Circus has not bearing on the Olympics. Has that ever stopped them?
Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (aT+Bx) With the Olympics returning to LA in a few decades, they might think they do. And act on it. Posted by: Fox2! at August 06, 2017 02:41 PM (brIR5) 347
Let's get back to screw jokes.
Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:35 PM Sure, not that I'm not around to enjoy them. Posted by: zombie Al Goldstein at August 06, 2017 02:42 PM (DMUuz) 348
"hot women only" rule that would strengthen interest in women's "sports".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 12:27 PM (rZ+mb) Especially if they returned to the ancient Greek tradition of competing in the nude. Posted by: Fox2! at August 06, 2017 02:43 PM (brIR5) Posted by: zombie Dean Martin at August 06, 2017 02:43 PM (BO/km) 350
But professional tightrope walkers seem to be almost all men.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 02:11 PM (rZ+mb) -------------------------------- But they all use balance bars. In the past at least, the free walkers were nearly always women or the occasional midget. In any case, wire walkers don't do flips and somersaults, etc. The point is not that there are no men who can do balancing acts. It's simply that women are physically favored in this by having a lower center of gravity. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2017 02:43 PM (0jtPF) 351
The whole country seems to be run on the whim of a judge from Hawaii so why not the whole Olympics
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 02:43 PM (pPKG5) 352
"If your brain is fucked up, I can do some neirosurgery for you."
Now I will have the Gumbys from the original _Monty Python's Flying Circus_ in my ear all the rest of the day. "DOCTOR!!! DOCTOR!!! MY BRAIN HURTS!!!" http://tinyurl.com/qg5y6cz Posted by: torquewrench at August 06, 2017 02:44 PM (ujwCG) 353
328 "Before you do a play on words, HASP me first."
Let's get back to screw jokes. They're kind of coarse but I like the pitch. Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 02:35 PM (BO/km) This really torx me. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 02:44 PM (0mRoj) 354
Short review of Alien: Covenant - It stinks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2017 02:44 PM (LTHVh) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:45 PM (OdK9v) 356
I read the blog headline and Bodies by Drowning Pool began playing in my head.
Let the left eat their own! Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 06, 2017 02:45 PM (Xrc0x) 357
349 "Time to roast the chicken"
Again? I hope Rickles is up to it. Posted by: zombie Dean Martin at August 06, 2017 02:43 PM (BO/km) ***** Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Never made it. JJ caught up to him first. Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2017 02:46 PM (0tfLf) 358
You mean there was other stuff?
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 12:22 PM Two words: Beach. Volleyball. Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 06, 2017 02:47 PM (DMUuz) 359
Greeks invented the olympics, and they were gay. So maybe it isn't surprising that it attracts so many sexually confused/perverted people to it.
They also invented theatre, and look at most Broadway actors. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 02:47 PM (/qEW2) 360
I read the blog headline and Bodies by Drowning Pool began playing in my head.
Let the left eat their own! Posted by: Malcolm Tent I really like Benny Hinn's cover of that song. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 02:48 PM (/qEW2) 361
355 This really torx me.
Posted by: Insomniac ------------ Don't mess up the thread. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:45 PM (OdK9v) The jokes were already pretty ratchet. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 02:48 PM (0mRoj) 362
gasp
Posted by: zombie Dean Martin at August 06, 2017 02:48 PM (BO/km) 363
Hmm, think I'll try to get a nap.
Thanks again bluebell!! You're one of the reasons I can't totally stay away. Posted by: teej at August 06, 2017 02:48 PM (flbmJ) 364
Miniature women for the win.
Posted by: Chinese Chiclet-teeth Gymnasts at August 06, 2017 02:49 PM (LjG7N) 365
Gymnastics for women is completely different from men's the only event that is the same in floor and the Jumping ( can't remember what it is called). You can't really compare them and maybe that's why I like it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 06, 2017 02:36 PM (dKiJG) The vault is the only comparable one. Men's and women's floor routines are quite different. And the differences between the sexes are what makes each interesting. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2017 02:49 PM (xl0li) 366
Socket to me!
Posted by: zombie Dick Martin at August 06, 2017 02:50 PM (BO/km) 367
243 "What's stopping a guy that is in the middle of the pack in Men's sports like tennis or golf from joining the Women and start winning?"
You mean besides self respect and fear of embarrassment? Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2017 01:59 PM (BO/km) I would have no self-respect or embarrassment in the shower room. Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 06, 2017 02:51 PM (LjG7N) 368
Here's the website. Start drooling....
http://www.casatrattoria.com/ristorante-perseus-firenze/ Posted by: J.J. Sefton I'm starting my own restaurant: Castrati Trattoria. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 06, 2017 02:52 PM (/qEW2) 369
Grump - How about the long review on how you really think?
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 02:52 PM (pPKG5) 370
I'm gonna go ahead and denounce myself now.
Speaking of trans men, Jay Cutler has signed with the Dolphins to play qb. NCJ hardest hit. Posted by: weirdflunky at August 06, 2017 02:53 PM (brHjQ) 371
Whew, I'm glad you clarified. I mean I wasn't going to trust you with neirosurgery, but neurosurgery? Sure.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2017 02:37 PM (UoSKV) Neurosurgery? Pfft. Nuru Massage. Posted by: Lisa Ann at August 06, 2017 02:53 PM (EgwCt) 372
361 355 This really torx me.
Posted by: Insomniac ------------ Don't mess up the thread. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2017 02:45 PM (OdK9v) The jokes were already pretty ratchet. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 02:48 PM (0mRoj) ***** This is a really coarse thread. Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2017 02:53 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: Zombie Dean Martin and Don Rickles at August 06, 2017 02:53 PM (LjG7N) 374
359 Greeks invented the olympics, and they were gay. So maybe it isn't surprising that it attracts so many sexually confused/perverted people to it.
They also invented Jennifer Aniston and Ouzo. Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 06, 2017 02:55 PM (LjG7N) Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 02:55 PM (0mRoj) 376
Something new going on, I gather. CNN had a very concerned reporter complaining about Trump videos being produced which put a rosy glow on things and attempt to replace the "real news media" (as the chyron put it).
Ha! Excellent move! Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2017 02:55 PM (pszv/) 377
The vault is the only comparable one. Men's and women's floor routines are quite different. And the differences between the sexes are what makes each interesting. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2017 02:49 PM (xl0li) The Vault, I couldn't think of it. The Netflix documentary Icarus is good about the Russian's doping, They guy was intending to make it about how his performance increased and it took a crazy turn. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 06, 2017 02:56 PM (dKiJG) Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2017 02:58 PM (nlbfN) 379
344 Lysenkoism Rules.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 06, 2017 12:10 PM (oVJmc) This. Posted by: Fox2! at August 06, 2017 02:40 PM (brIR5) How would we know? /s Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:58 PM (mbhDw) 380
378 This is a really coarse thread.
------- And we haven't even mentioned stripping yet! Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2017 02:58 PM (nlbfN) Methlene chloride, heat gun.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:59 PM (mbhDw) 381
And the differences between the sexes are what makes each interesting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Women are only interesting for their fashion ideas. Posted by: Shep Smith at August 06, 2017 02:59 PM (/qEW2) 382
Guessing this thread is staying cross threaded until the Food one comes up
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 02:59 PM (pPKG5) 383
375 Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2017 02:53 PM (0tfLf)
You're gonna love my nuts. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 02:55 PM (0mRoj) ***** Ahhhh....I'm a dude. Eeeewwww.... Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2017 02:59 PM (0tfLf) 384
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2017 02:36 PM
Oh man! That looks fantastic! I was in Somma Lombardo last week and went to Il Castigo. Several times. Probably put on a few pounds... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2017 02:59 PM (iIma1) 385
their attendance sunk to 247 people in the stands.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 06, 2017 01:10 PM (rZ+mb) All of whom were related to the players. Posted by: Fox2! at August 06, 2017 02:59 PM (brIR5) 386
You're gonna love my nuts.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 02:55 PM ...... Deez nuts? Ha! Got 'eem! Got 'eem! Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 06, 2017 03:00 PM (Xrc0x) 387
What do they have against Gatlin?
It seems to be something the media are ginning up in the British Isles, probably to deflect from Sebastian Coe's part in all the drug shenanigans. His second ban was eleven years ago. He's 35 now, races a lot, gets tested more than most. You should be able to beat him. Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2017 03:02 PM (zEjuG) 388
374 359 Greeks invented the olympics, and they were gay. So maybe it isn't surprising that it attracts so many sexually confused/perverted people to it.
They also invented Jennifer Aniston and Ouzo. Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 06, 2017 02:55 PM (LjG7N) And the country is Shit, we visited it for our Honeymoon, and it was the worst part of the trip. She always wanted to visit Greece, I wanted to see Rome. She always apologizing for that part of the trip. The Greek Islands were great but Greece itself was shit. Out trip to Greece was so bad my wife broke out a bottle of champagne and we drank to Greece's financial crisis. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 06, 2017 03:03 PM (dKiJG) 389
376 Something new going on, I gather. CNN had a very concerned reporter complaining about Trump videos being produced which put a rosy glow on things and attempt to replace the "real news media" (as the chyron put it).
Ha! Excellent move! ... That's good! I caught a little of Al Gore on CNN. You know he's all over the place right now because his new scam movie is out. It was all glaciers exploding, fish swimming in the streets--he just has a very "soooo last decade" vibe. I can't believe anyone still takes him seriously. Posted by: stace at August 06, 2017 03:03 PM (U/b2O) Posted by: rickl at August 06, 2017 03:04 PM (sdi6R) 391
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 06, 2017 03:05 PM (/qEW2) 392
>>> Out trip to Greece was so bad my wife broke out a bottle of champagne and we drank to Greece's financial crisis.
Me too! Posted by: George Soros at August 06, 2017 03:05 PM (jw2Xw) 393
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2017 02:59 PM (0tfLf)
Seems you're having trouble coping. I miter recommend this one therapist I saw a few times. Could help you get level. Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2017 03:07 PM (0mRoj) 394
And some time you feel like nutting!
Posted by: don lemon at August 06, 2017 03:08 PM (nlbfN) Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2017 03:11 PM (nlbfN) 396
OK completely OT but the Pirates have the most butt ugly uniforms in baseball. Seriously.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2017 03:11 PM (iIma1) 397
That isn't OT thats a fact
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 03:15 PM (pPKG5) 398
395 B.S.
Diogenes just needs some plane talk to fix everything. Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2017 03:11 PM (nlbfN) **** Now this is good. I am a pilot. Plane talk good! Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2017 03:15 PM (Ssh2k) 399
359 Greeks invented the olympics, and they were gay. So maybe it isn't surprising that it attracts so many sexually confused/perverted people to it. Hey, check us out for your confused/perverted vacation! Posted by: Tourism Japan at August 06, 2017 03:16 PM (e1mEI) 400
Prodded by Facebook and Trump military transgender I read the DoD transgender handbook. Under the policy if you feel like you are the wrong sex AND you feel stress about it AND you are recommended treatment for that stress AND you intend to get that treatment you are transgender. However you can't change your gender on your ID until you "complete" treatment.
To give you an idea how useless any of that is, they give some scenarios. One is that a male soldier arrives at your unit and gets pregnant.... I can't even. Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2017 03:16 PM (giapq) 401
OK completely OT but the Pirates have the most butt ugly uniforms in baseball. Seriously.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead If they lifted their ban on LGBT players, that could be easily fixed. We have the best fashion sense. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 06, 2017 03:17 PM (/qEW2) 402
All Hail Eris: send me a pic... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 03:21 PM (eMKNe) 403
Rollerball 1975 is on Comet TV
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 03:22 PM (pPKG5) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 03:22 PM (eMKNe) 405
Okay, that was *supposed* to have been signed by Tourism Thailand. Oh well. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 03:23 PM (eMKNe) 406
This could have been reality next year if Hillary would have won
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 03:24 PM (pPKG5) 407
If Castor Semenya still has intra-abdominal testes, she (and in this case I would refer to her as she) needs to get them out of there forthwith. The malignancy transformation rate in these cases is very high.
other than that, I got nothin'. Posted by: Dr Alice at August 06, 2017 03:25 PM (LaT54) 408
Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2017 03:25 PM (nlbfN) Posted by: Bangkok Ladyboy at August 06, 2017 03:27 PM (tr2D7) 410
Bangkok, Steve?
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2017 03:27 PM (nlbfN) 411
One thing I've been noticing here in SoCal lately, whenever I order food to go online:
- If I pay *online*, I get my food as soon as I walk in the door of the establishment. - If I pay *cash* when I arrive, I end up waiting for my food to be prepped. I guess a lot of assholes these days are placing online orders and then abandoning them. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 03:27 PM (eMKNe) 412
Bad Girls, Bad Girls. Whatcha gonna do when they run over you? Hairy chested he-womyn are, apparently, here to stay.
Posted by: KentAllard at August 06, 2017 03:28 PM (TQw9b) 413
I had a Tuscan steak in Malta that was awesome
Posted by: Jean at August 06, 2017 03:28 PM (9TU00) 414
Beaten to a Bangkok joke. I lower my head in shame.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2017 03:28 PM (nlbfN) 415
A perfect socialist world, no wars, no countries, just mega corperations and everyone goes where needed without question.
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2017 03:29 PM (pPKG5) 416
When the hair on your knuckles has to be braided you might have a problem.
and oh yes, f*ck the GOP until their dead. Posted by: Under Fire at August 06, 2017 03:30 PM (mcI77) 417
eaten to a Bangkok joke. I lower my head in shame.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2017 03:28 PM No worries. Just move on to Phucket. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2017 03:34 PM (DMUuz) 418
andycanuck, you know what they say: One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 03:37 PM (eMKNe) 419
It's getting so you can't tell women from the men anymore.
Posted by: Bangkok Ladyboy I think that was always the case with thai men. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 03:37 PM (/qEW2) 420
Jean had a steak malt?!? What kind of ice cream goes in that?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 03:37 PM (eMKNe) 421
If Castor Semenya still has intra-abdominal testes, she (and in this case I would refer to her as she) needs to get them out of there forthwith. The malignancy transformation rate in these cases is very high.
other than that, I got nothin'. Posted by: Dr Alice Ok, I'll bite. Why would you refer to someone with XY chromosomes as "she" just because they have non-descended testicles? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 03:39 PM (/qEW2) 422
One of the Hangover movies had a hilarious scene about Thai trannies. "Dat's why it called Bangkok, not Bangcunt".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2017 03:41 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2017 03:41 PM (QGoUX) 424
All Hail Eris, here's the Craftsteak menu. Everything is a la carte.
https://www.craftsteaklasvegas.com/menu/ Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 03:43 PM (eMKNe) 425
Are we going to have a food thread today?
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 06, 2017 03:44 PM (lIZQs) Posted by: Shep Smith at August 06, 2017 03:45 PM (/qEW2) 427
Your "very special recipe," right Shep?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2017 03:45 PM (eMKNe) 428
Have them compete naked.
Those with dicks or hairy chests get eliminated. Those with unshaven armpits get eliminated. The rest get oiled up and sent to my tent. Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 06, 2017 03:45 PM (QMwOT) 429
425 Are we going to have a food thread today?
Rocky Mountain oysters for the girls. Tofu compotes for the men. Posted by: Under Fire at August 06, 2017 03:47 PM (mcI77) 430
Food thread up.
Posted by: HH at August 06, 2017 03:50 PM (mIJBI) 431
This is a really coarse thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2017 02:53 PM (0tfLf) --- can we name it "Allen"? Posted by: redc1c4 at August 06, 2017 03:51 PM (Ro2Dk) 432
In sports that involve the use of some intermediary instrument (equestrian, archery, shooting), men and women can compete on a more or less even basis. In sports requiring strength or speed, women are at a disadvantage
--- Is this true? I'd be pretty surprised if the abilities weren't noticeably different even when there are instruments involved. Bowling, pool, etc. still has substantial gaps don't they? Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 06, 2017 04:01 PM (psH+N) 433
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I agree, it's a blurred line, but babies born with androgen resistance are born with female genitalia and develop as female. Look at it this way. The 'default' is to be born female; you have to 1) have testosterone and 2) have androgen receptors that work to form male genitalia. An example would be Turner syndrome, where you are born with one female chromosome, in other words, XO and not XX. You don't have to have two X chromosomes to be female. (Not a perfect example, but best I can think of on short notice.) Beyond that. Testosterone affects brain development - thinking like a male, if you will - musculoskeletal development, a lot of stuff. You can shoot these patients up with all the testosterone you want and it will have no effect. Patient will stay 'female'. And in addition, prior to amniocentesis and genetic testing these cases were not diagnosed until the patient hit puberty. (Think "Mom, why am I not getting my period?") Imagine being told for the first time at age 15 or 16 that you are genetically male when all this time you have considered yourself female. Posted by: Dr Alice at August 06, 2017 04:04 PM (LaT54) 434
Free protein shake, for anyone who's interested.
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 06, 2017 03:45 PM Shep, I always had the vibe you were more of a "I'll drink your milkshake" kind of guy ... Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2017 04:20 PM (DMUuz) 435
his is a really coarse thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2017 02:53 PM --- can we name it "Allen"? Posted by: redc1c4 at August 06, 2017 03:51 PM This thread doesn't seem to have much drive any more. Posted by: Phillips Robertson/i] at August 06, 2017 04:23 PM (DMUuz) 436
Excuse me while I turn my don't give a crap about women's anything to about an 11.
Posted by: Dude at August 06, 2017 07:57 PM (b91ZC) 437
I know this thread is just about dead, but I do like to watch the women professional bowlers because their game, most of them, is more like mine. I could never compete with the men pro's because of rev rate and speed. One of my favorite new young bowlers is 21 mph and a 450 rev rate off his hand. Mine is 16 mph and 220 rev rate. A good many of the women bowlers games are more similar to mine. They have to rely more on accuracy and being able to repeat shots than pure raw power. Even then, they would most likely spank me like a red headed step child because they are more accurate and I'm a 200+ average bowler.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 06, 2017 08:05 PM (FAo3p) 438
Any comment from Mary Decker Tab Slaney?
Posted by: arePea at August 07, 2017 01:33 AM (8oJb/) 439
there is a very simple fix to this problem. do a genetics test. If it comes back as a male guess what. you don't get to compete against women.
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