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This... Is CNN



If you can't see the embedded tweets, it's Chris Moody, who identifies xis gender as a CNN reporter with "Digital Labs" (no idea), relaying this important report from youth summer camp:

Stephen Miller and I went to same summer camp.
He had an outburst.
Flipped a table.
Now he's in the White House

Then he links his breathless account of what I will call The Summer Camp Incident.

Note, this beginning bit describes the standard behavior at the summer camp -- before The Incident. That is, this is the sort of competitive, aggressive play-politics that was already going on before The Incident.

Each dorm hall at the college was considered its own "city" and, as you might expect, high school boys conducted government in predictable ways. Our city proposed "jailing" anyone who dared to use our bathroom without paying a "tax." (Our jail, if I recall, would also be in the bathroom, which was punishment enough.) There was an "assassination attempt" on an elected "mayor" who fell out of favor. Someone wrote "BOMB" on a piece of paper and slipped it under his door, an act that was followed by a debate over whether the device had, in fact, "killed" him and if he could still hold legitimate power in his new state of non-existence. By the end of the week, our cities went to "battle" with one another, which was fought in the form of a midnight brawl in the common area that left many of us with bruises. It was great fun.

This was the environment into which Miller thrust himself headlong and was very successful.

Okay, so this camp has midnight brawls. So it seems like it's already pretty aggressive. (Much too aggressive for a wilting flower like Chris Moody.)

One might think the common occurrence of "brawls" would be the big story here -- but no, the big story is The Incident, sometimes call The Rape of the Table.


Miller and I were placed into the same "county" and he ran for a seat on the Board of Supervisors. Before the election, my fellow county-mates and I gathered in the shade of trees to hear speeches from the students up for election. While most speeches were mundane and forgettable, Miller stood out.

A lanky young man who looked serious beyond his years, Miller began by shouting his case for why we should make him our leader. Roaring at the top of his lungs while he paced across the grass, Miller took us by surprise when he called for a fierce campaign of espionage against our neighboring counties.

Unlike his competitors, Miller didn't speak in clichéd generalities. He had a plan. He declared that he would organize a "black ops" force to spy on and infiltrate the other counties in an effort to -- I suppose? -- sabotage them. To Miller, the other boys in the camp weren't here to cooperate in the spirit of forming a more perfect union, but were to be dominated. They weren't "us." They were the enemy.

He's declaring other tribes "The Enemy"? You mean, the other tribes you pester with mock assassinations and bombings and have "midnight brawls" with?

Whoah. Talk about escalation.


His raucous speech was a tremendous success. Miller knew his voting base: A hoard of testosterone-fueled teenage boys itching for something to believe in, even if it was just made up. Miller whipped us into a frenzy, and the crowd, myself included, cheered on the ridiculousness.

Once he had most of us firmly on his side, Miller let loose his catch-phrase.

"It's Miller Time!" he declared, a reference to beer that seemed edgy to many of us at 16. His branding also benefited from his shared name with the California rock band.

Miller was elected with a resounding majority.

So in a mock political contest, Miller employed mock political tactics like rhetoric and catch-phrases.

But this isn't The Incident. This is just a prelude to The Incident -- a chilling foreshadowing.

Like Mein Kampf.



It wasn't long, however, before some of us began to question our decision to elect someone merely for the shock value. At a county meeting later that week, Miller was involved in an incident that quickly spread around campus. He stood to his feet and, in a rage, yelled and flipped over a table, which crashed in front of him. The room fell silent. No one knew what to think.

In a camp featuring mock assassinations and actual midnight brawls, Stephen Miller theatrically overturned a table.

That is The Incident of which we now speak, daring only to name the thing in hushed tones with downcast eyes.

"He had this huge outburst," recalled Nick Silverman, a fellow Boys State delegate who travelled with Miller from the same high school. "There was this weird shock.

But looking back all these years later, maybe things weren't quite what they seemed. It's possible that Miller's shtick that week -- the charismatic speech, the "black ops" talk, the table flip -- was all part of his plan to simply "win the game" by being elected to something at Boys State and make a name for himself.

Nah. Let's go with Mein Kampf.

These people are sissies. Men without chests -- mewling, cowardly gossips and shit-talkers. They take all the worst attributes of women and combine them with (low levels) of aggressive testosterone.

Shit that would get worked out with a confrontation -- or just channeling one's aggressive energies into a manful exertion like sport -- is instead turned into a Mean Girl slam-book.

You can #FactCheck my claim that this "man" is a sissy by viewing his picture.

When the normal channels of masculine aggression are frustrated by lack of outlet or inclination to attempt something actually masculine, you get these seething rage-queens.

Testosterone -- even if low, and seriously in need of Shark Cartilage Pills -- can be both energizing as well as destructive. If it's not channeled towards its energetically productive ends, it pools and poisons, and makes "men" into bitchy parodies of women.

Joke Credit: I got the "Shark Cartilage Pills" from a YouTuber called "Diversity & Comics," who's pretty funny and very anti-SJW. He's very anti-SJW Marvel (Marvel comics has gone full SJW -- Full.)

Most of his videos are enjoyable, even if you don't like comics. He digs down into the key tropes of Social Justice Warriorism.

He first used the Shark Cartilage Pills reference in discussing the new Social Justice Warrior-fied Punisher comic (yes, even the Punisher is now SJW), and how he's Low T.

BTW, the reference to "filthy casuals" apparently arose in 2009 or so on gamer boards. Harder-core gamers would refer to casual gamers -- like the ones who just play easy triple A games like Arkham or Uncharted (me, in other words) -- as "filthy casuals."

It's such a funny phrase I don't even mind that it's intended to insult me.

I intend to start using "filthy casuals" as much as possible.

Posted by: Ace at 01:34 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: Eggo at August 03, 2017 01:35 PM (UmPR1)

2 Bosoms.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 03, 2017 01:35 PM (lIZQs)

3 what the crap was that?

Posted by: grammie winger - 5 pounds heavier but with a great tan at August 03, 2017 01:36 PM (lwiT4)

4
You know who else overturned a table?

JESUS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2017 01:36 PM (mbhDw)

5 We need to bring back real men beat downs.

Posted by: Eggo at August 03, 2017 01:36 PM (UmPR1)

6
The front page certainly is WIIIDE ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 03, 2017 01:36 PM (FlRtG)

7

laughing already, not done reading

thanks ace

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2017 01:37 PM (fceHP)

8 Flipped over a table at summer camp...pffft..that's nothing. My kid actually bit her camp supervisor. Top that, Miller!

Posted by: IC at August 03, 2017 01:37 PM (a0IVu)

9 Why do they broadcast this nonsense at airports?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 03, 2017 01:37 PM (y7DUB)

10 Oh no, kids acted like kids! Sound the alarms!

Posted by: Gaff at August 03, 2017 01:37 PM (jPS2y)

11 The Media has been the enemy for decades. Since around the time of FDR.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 03, 2017 01:37 PM (MZcWR)

12 9 Why do they broadcast this nonsense at airports?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 03, 2017 01:37 PM (y7DUB)


So the prospect of dying in a plane crash becomes much more palatable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2017 01:38 PM (mbhDw)

13 What happened to the picture of the bearded thumb? It had such prominence.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 03, 2017 01:38 PM (pvjTE)

14 If nobody left in an ambulance it was a quiet day at camp.

Posted by: DaveA at August 03, 2017 01:38 PM (FhXTo)

15 Holy fucking shit, there was more to that than just a Mean Girl tweet?

By the love of God Almighty, GET OVER HIGH SCHOOL PEOPLE!

I don't even know what to say. I'm at the point of being done with politics even as a spectator sport. This is INSANE.

Unfortunately, you ruffians are too interesting. I can't quit you Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 03, 2017 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

16 I heard from my cousin's friend's mother that Miller once stepped on a spider and killed it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 03, 2017 01:39 PM (7ZVPa)

17 I bet while Miller was a summer camp he took an extra chocolate milk too.... Bully!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2017 01:39 PM (O2RFr)

18 I actually do think these stories matter. It reveals character and so far the White House is full of people of bad character.

But.

Where were these stories about Obama and his people?

What? I can't hear you MSM over the crickets.

So kindly go f*ck yourselves. The MSM made this mess. Screw their tribal indignation.

Posted by: PBJ1515 at August 03, 2017 01:39 PM (PsdJu)

19 Who cares?
True story, class elections in middle school social studies, I ran on a platform of thinly plagiarized Hitler speeches. Teacher recognized them, class didn't, narrowly lost. Yet none of us turned into Nazis.
Of course, this is also why I don't give a fuck about kids' political views.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 03, 2017 01:39 PM (Cee0K)

20 Okay, Chris, if we're going back to summer camp and high school for details of personal history, let's talk about that time you and another guy were in the gym showers together...and it WASN'T after gym.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 03, 2017 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

21

Sounds like a Dungeons and Dragons camp.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2017 01:40 PM (fceHP)

22 Wait a minute, a human teenager lost his temper and his emotions got the better of him? WHAT A SCOOP!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2017 01:40 PM (bkUtD)

23 CNN. All fags, all the time? Maybe PDT should use the powers of the Federal Aviation Administration to shut down the broadcast of CNN on airport TV screens. Surely there is some way it could be done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:40 PM (prH+p)

24 I broke a kid's arm in middle school. Guess I won't get a white house job.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 03, 2017 01:40 PM (7ZVPa)

25 and one time, at band camp.....

Posted by: McCool at August 03, 2017 01:40 PM (Izjjo)

26 What the hell kind of camp was that, anyway?

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2017 01:40 PM (xjiRE)

27 4
You know who else overturned a table?
JESUS.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2017 01:36 PM (mbhDw)

thread winnah

Posted by: the Butcher at August 03, 2017 01:40 PM (KtAmr)

28 If we could only set fire to all social media platforms.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (XFue2)

29 Oh! And this one time... at band camp... I stuck a flute in my pussy!

Posted by: Chris CNN Moody at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (+7/1f)

30 Unlike his competitors, Miller didn't speak in clichd generalities. He had a plan. He declared that he would organize a "black ops" force to spy on and infiltrate the other counties in an effort to -- I suppose? -- sabotage them. To Miller, the other boys in the camp weren't here to cooperate in the spirit of forming a more perfect union, but were to be dominated. They weren't "us." They were the enemy.

---


Hold up.

Does Chris Moody think that the above paragraph will make me like Stephen Miller less?

Because in a day and age where about 40% of the population considers the media "the enemy" how exactly does Chris Moody think we're going to respond to an anecdote that Stephen Miller has been practicing this since high school?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (KUaJL)

31 You know who ELSE had an outburst and flipped over a table?

Posted by: RKae at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (5Wj5J)

32 I went to high school with Chris Cillizza. He was a doofus clown. Fitting that he is on CNN now.

Posted by: StrangeBrew at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (+mW3J)

33 Must destroy... Made Acosta look like the asshole he is...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (O2RFr)

34 Chris Moody seems awfully... moody. Must be his time of the month.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (bkUtD)

35 One time, at band camp . . .

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (tbOMB)

36 I also got in a fight where I used WWF moves.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (Cee0K)

37 Are we sure "Chris Moody" isn't just a pen name for Charles C.W. Cooke?

The similarities in character are amazing.

Posted by: jwest at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (Zs4uk)

38 Holy shit,I went to pre school with Miller and you should see the shit he pulled...

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (rmVvL)

39 cnn. i got nothin. they have broken the insanity barrier at lightspeed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 03, 2017 01:41 PM (KP5rU)

40 Mitch McConnell bears a striking resemblance to Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 01:42 PM (LjR2k)

41 Shit like this is why I am glad that, as a child, I was antisocial, reclusive and bookish. I would have hated camp.

**looks at clock**

Half an hour, maybe an hour, and then it's Miller Time for me. Thank God.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2017 01:42 PM (X6fMO)

42 Where's our housing and Cadillacs?

Posted by: Huddled Masses at August 03, 2017 01:42 PM (3myMJ)

43 You can #FactCheck my claim that this "man" is a sissy by viewing his picture.

His face is as soft and smooth as a baby's ass. That's a face that's never known a razor.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 01:42 PM (s/EUv)

44 And Chris Moody and the iguana...let's not even go there.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 03, 2017 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

45 then it's Miller Time for me.

--

You're going to be flipping tables over?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 03, 2017 01:43 PM (7ZVPa)

46 I take it Moody's nickname at camp was "Piggy".

Posted by: Patrick Flynn at August 03, 2017 01:43 PM (i4inS)

47 I wish I went to a summer camp like Steve Miller's. That sounds pretty cool.

But then I'd have to deal with a wuss like Chris Moody.

That's a deal breaker.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2017 01:43 PM (Pqytn)

48 These people at CNN wouldn't know a set of balls of it slapped them on the chin.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Find the Dark Linings in the Silver Clouds at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2017 01:43 PM (hLRSq)

49 Hey, remember that one time at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's pussies

Posted by: Chris CNN Moody at August 03, 2017 01:43 PM (+7/1f)

50 Next thing you know they'll tell us he cut a kids hair off in HS and put a dog in a cage on the roof of his car...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2017 01:43 PM (O2RFr)

51 I went to high school with John Wayne Bobbitt (srsly, I did).

Dude interrupted his wife's arts and crafts project by sticking his dick in the scissors.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 01:44 PM (s/EUv)

52 A.) Isn't this acknowledgement that Miller kicked Acosta's ass?
B) don't be cruel to the nonsentient.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 03, 2017 01:44 PM (uMAFH)

53 CNN is so far beyond parody I'm pretty sure The Onion is telling them through back channels to dial it back a bit.

Posted by: DocJ at August 03, 2017 01:44 PM (NYS7S)

54 what the crap was that?



Posted by: grammie winger - 5 pounds heavier but with a great tan at August 03, 2017 01:36 PM (lwiT4)


Prancing dancing Nancy-boys.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Find the Dark Linings in the Silver Clouds at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2017 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

55 That " camp" sounds like the least fun place ever.

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 01:44 PM (hZ+us)

56 Stop, Chris. For God's sake, please stop!

Posted by: The Chicken at August 03, 2017 01:45 PM (Mouru)

57 I'm glad I grew out of this phase of my life...


By about age 14

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 03, 2017 01:45 PM (7ZVPa)

58 Willowed:

Do we get Round Two of Miller-Acosta today?

With cut men in the corners?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 01:45 PM (3myMJ)

59 Funny I don't remember anything about any temper tantrums that anyone I went to camp with and I went for close to 15 years...I do remember who they swore they fingered....I guess I had different priorities growing up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 01:45 PM (5y11N)

60 Chris Moody, who identifies xis gender

I doubt much money changed hands on that revelation.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 03, 2017 01:45 PM (y7DUB)

61 Summer camp was where Chris Moody found out that he was bi-curious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2017 01:45 PM (Mouru)

62 I can see CNN is circling their Prius's around Acosta...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2017 01:45 PM (O2RFr)

63 Shorter CNN: Trump staffer turns over a table? Awful. Roman Polanski rapes a child? Bravo!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2017 01:46 PM (bkUtD)

64 I broke a kid's arm in middle school. Guess I won't get a white house job.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 03, 2017 01:40 PM (7ZVPa)

Don't be so sure about that.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2017 01:46 PM (prH+p)

65 50: Exactly what I was thinking.

And I'm guessing Moody was nicknamed Flounder.

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 01:46 PM (hZ+us)

66 Sources Say Table Flipping At Summer Camp By Administration Official Could Be Used As Justification For Trump Impeachment

Posted by: This...is CNN at August 03, 2017 01:46 PM (qJhUV)

67 55 That " camp" sounds like the least fun place ever.

I was thinking the same. Camp Lord of the Flies? WTF ever happened to making lanyards and learning archery FFS.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 01:46 PM (s/EUv)

68 That " camp" sounds like the least fun place ever.

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 01:44 PM (hZ+us)



Now picture everyone in Crocs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2017 01:46 PM (Mouru)

69 Someone wrote "BOMB" on a piece of paper and slipped it under his door, an act that was followed by a debate over whether the device had, in fact, "killed" him and if he could still hold legitimate power in his new state of non-existence. By the end of the week, our cities went to "battle" with one another, which was fought in the form of a midnight brawl in the common area that left many of us with bruises. It was great fun.

++++

Something tells me their midnight brawls were every bit as deadly serious as their bombing campaigns. As in a really vigorous pillow fight.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 03, 2017 01:46 PM (pvjTE)

70 Boy's State is not "summer camp." Though that seems to be a headline writer's problem - Moody properly identifies it.

But an astonishingly stupid article.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2017 01:46 PM (dUZhM)

71 Anyone else notice how a lot of stories have some goony, cartoony drawing included with the story? It always looks like it was drawn by a dumb child. Annoys the hell out of me.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 03, 2017 01:46 PM (4ErVI)

72 Were there any Russian kids at that camp? Would be worth looking in to.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (KUaJL)

73

There was this time at Boy Scout Camp were I got picked to compete in the fire building contest. They gave each of us two blocks of wood and two matches.

I watched in disbelief while another camper took out his handy dandy Swiss Army Knife and shaved a little wood off one block until he had a pile of shavings. Then lite the shavings with one match. He was the winner of the contest.

But I thought he cheated because he had a Swiss Army Knife and I didn't so I said, "That's NOT a fire. You want a fire? I'll show you a fire." and went to the trunk of the car we rode to camp in which had a five gallon can of gas for emergencies. I poured the gas around the wooded camp site, and burned the camp to the ground and started a wild fire that burned over a thousand acres and burned for six weeks.

They wouldn't let me come back after I made parole.

Posted by: Abaddon Maximus Lee at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (m9X4Y)

74
You know who else overturned a table?
JESUS.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2017 01:36 PM


He threw out the news changers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (IqV8l)

75 I think everyone should stop using Miller Time since it's triggering me because Andrew Miller is on the 10 day DL.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

76 No one can tell a story like Ace. He continues to impress.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (nvMvs)

77 Don't forget: Trump hired a security guard that ripped the arm off of a little girl reporter and beat her to death with it!!!

Don't let this fact get memory-holed!!!

Posted by: RKae at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (5Wj5J)

78 I've known glue sniffers with less brain damage than CNN personalities.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (uMAFH)

79 And sometimes I wake up. I wake up in the dark. And I can still hear the screaming of the tables.

Posted by: Christine Moody at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (tbOMB)

80 This one time, in Mein Kampf...

(read it so it mostly rhymes with band camp)

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (psH+N)

81 ace has to be scamming us. this shit can't be real. nobody can be this delusional.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (KP5rU)

82 Some people never outgrow their summer camp penis sipping.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (QQ+il)

83
It's even worse, I've heard. As he was lifting the picnic table he screamed, "Somebody get me a cheeseburger."

Vile. No other word applies.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (EgwCt)

84 "The Media has been the enemy for decades. Since around the time of FDR."

Newspapers and news networks are businesses like any other.

The great insight of the Roosevelt left was that such businesses rise and fall with government favor or disfavor just as do all other private sector firms.

Once in power, the New Dealers started rewarding friends and punishing enemies. The owners of those news businesses responded to that combination of incentive and disincentive. Promptly, and to FDR's mind, pleasingly.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (ujwCG)

85 Planned Parenthood spent $734,000 on Ossof.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (LjR2k)

86 Chris Moody - doing his ding dang didliest darnedest to make Jim Acosta look like a mature, thoughtful, intelligent adult.

And still coming up short.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Find the Dark Linings in the Silver Clouds at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (hLRSq)

87 The 'hottest news', not, you know, true or accurate.

Classic CNN.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (3OIiX)

88 So in a mock political contest, Miller employed mock political tactics like rhetoric and catch-phrases.
==============

Reminds me of the time in HS when the AmHistory class was divided up into four parties for a mock 1932 election. I was stuck in the Socialist Party, and the participants picked me to be Norman Mattoon Thomas.
We won the general and that's my claim to political greatness

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (Pqytn)

89 Summer teenage hijinks.

Back in the 1970s, I went streaking in a small ME vacation spot. Hit the country club. With girls even.

It was a thing back then.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (+7/1f)

90 "A lanky young man who looked serious beyond his years,"

Sounds like Moody had a crush on Miller.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (r5KeJ)

91 I assume that CNN is being serious with this.


Where is their in depth, summer camp coverage of Imran Awan?

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (hZ+us)

92 Chrissy is just upset Miller ran his pink frilly underpants up the flagpole.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2017 01:49 PM (bkUtD)

93 CAMPS!!! DID SOMEBODY SAY CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at August 03, 2017 01:49 PM (qJhUV)

94 This is just another attempt to make the Trump administration look like a clown-car train wreck. They are trying to 'Spicer-ize" Miller --and the folks at SNL are probably already putting a parody together with a Big Name playing Miller....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 01:49 PM (7uYFy)

95 One of the plagiarists at MSLSD (I can't remember which one) said yesterday that Stephen Miller appears to be someone who was bullied in his youth.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)

96 I'm guessing these fellows weren't the type whose fathers expected, and sort of secretly hoped, to have a physical confrontation with their sons at any time in their lives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 03, 2017 01:49 PM (psH+N)

97 Joke Credit: I got the "Shark Cartilage Pills" from a YouTuber called "Diversity & Comics," who's pretty funny and very anti-SJW. He's very anti-SJW Marvel (Marvel comics has gone full SJW -- Full.)


One reference to shark cartilage pills should not require a joke credit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2017 01:49 PM (Mouru)

98 Not sure I would classify "Boys State" as summer camp.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 03, 2017 01:49 PM (wGbBR)

99 "A lanky young man who looked serious beyond his years,"

Sounds like Moody had a crush on Miller.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (r5KeJ)


yep
for one thing, he remembered him

who remembers who was at their summer camps?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2017 01:49 PM (fceHP)

100
Khachatrian.

Cher, Anira Sarkeesian, the Kardashians.

I thought Armenians were supposed to be super-smart but all the public ones are thicker than two short planks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (Jw5s1)

101 Don't tell Chris Moody, but I once put a buddy in the Camel Clutch at summer camp.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (OD2ni)

102 Good thing I never aspired to get to DC. My own teenage years are colorful.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (d3wbb)

103 This is a sad sad world we live in... overturning tables. Whats next? I don't even want to think about that. He should turn in his boy card and opt for the sew in vagina and estrogen transplants. pussyboy.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (zZWkn)

104 Is that a police sketch artist rendition of the incident.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (rwqWc)

105 Geez.

I'm generally a non-violent, non-feminist, but even I want to punch this guy in the face. Immediately.

Normally, I'd just say mean things to him and damage him beyond psychlogical repair, but look at him. He's like a sub sub-beta male. I wouldn't even waste insults on him.



Posted by: shibumi at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (aT+Bx)

106 Back in the 1970s, I went streaking in a small ME vacation spot. Hit the country club. With girls even.

It was a thing back then.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Damn! You're braver than me! I would NEVER go streaking in the Middle East!

Posted by: RKae at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (5Wj5J)

107
Planned Parenthood spent $734,000 on Ossof.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM


And yet he is still alive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (IqV8l)

108 There are some seriously stupid advertisers out there, which explains why CNN is still on the air.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (7ZVPa)

109 Dear Diary,

One time at band camp.....

-- written in pink ink by Jimmy Acosta

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (PY9jH)

110 McShit tweeting...sigh the end can't come soon enough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (5y11N)

111 This camp seems like it's one of those "toxic masculinity" things that the left keeps warning us about in favor of the... persons a few threads down.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (KUaJL)

112 Planned Parenthood spent $734,000 on Ossof.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (LjR2k)

They'd have been better served to give the money to Kim Kardashian, so she could spend it on Ass-Off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (prH+p)

113 >>>One reference to shark cartilage pills should not require a joke credit.

One must have honor in comedy.

Also, I wanted to recommend him anyway.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (8rNrN)

114 >>101 Don't tell Chris Moody, but I once put a buddy in the Camel Clutch at summer camp.

"Iran, number one! USA, ha, phew!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2017 01:51 PM (bkUtD)

115 Oh, lord. I went to one of those political summer camps once in high school. I never did anything, just found the other slackers there - we smoke, we listened to Floyd, and we made sexual innuendos towards then Governor Christie Todd Whitman when she arrived to give a speech. I've always been a Moron.

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2017 01:51 PM (7HtZB)

116 Planned Parenthood spent $734,000 on Ossof.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM



What is that equal to in dead babies?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2017 01:51 PM (Mouru)

117 I wonder if Chris Moody ever played war with the other boys in his neighborhood?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2017 01:51 PM (PY9jH)

118 He should turn in his boy card and opt for the sew in vagina and estrogen transplants. pussyboy.
--

Not really sure the female sex wants him.

Can we just chop some parts off, fill him with psychotrophic drugs and call xe a prototype nu-human?

Posted by: shibumi at August 03, 2017 01:51 PM (aT+Bx)

119 "85 Planned Parenthood spent $734,000 on Ossof.
Posted by: Boss Moss"


Ha. But don't you dare ask Lisa Murkowski to consider pulling taxpayer funds. That is sacred to her.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (OD2ni)

120 CNN has 300 subscribers for every viewer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (LjR2k)

121 Hot-fake-blonde Cheryl Casone is looking good in her sleeveless red outfit.

And, PDT needs to crack down hard, and now, on this leak bullshit.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (8iiMU)

122 I once got kicked out of a football game in HS becausemI threw the ball at a guy who tackled me. Hit in the top of the helmet. Of course, I had already risen to my feet after the tackle, and he grabbed my leg and was grinding his helmet into my shin. So, I got 15yds., and was booted. Male teenage testosreone. It was a foreshadow of all the arrests I would later have for assault (not ever, really.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (lIZQs)

123 I think everyone should stop using Miller Time since it's triggering me because Andrew Miller is on the 10 day DL.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 03, 2017 01:47 PM (mf5HN)


He probably could use the rest since the starters persist on dealing up 2 inning masterpieces.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (y7DUB)

124
Fox Business - Transcripts of Trump's phone calls with world leaders have been leaked to the MFM.

Okay it's time to find these assholes and put them in jail

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (493sH)

125 One must have honor in comedy.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (Mouru)

126 They'd have been better served to give the money to Kim Kardashian, so she could spend it on Ass-Off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:50 PM (prH+p)

Awesome

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (7uYFy)

127 15 years at summer camp. I remember hitting a walk off home run, a walk off steal of home, hitting the winning shot in a Basketball game and sex. My summer camp must have been different than a left wing camp?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (5y11N)

128 And Marvel has hated the Punisher for years.

They've killed him and tried to cancel him so many times, it's not funny. It's also one of their few cash cows, for comics/movies/merch so they haven't been able to drop the title. But they will fuck him up, give him to Brits to write and make a clown or a cartoon out of him.

Doing that to my Spirit Guide is one of the many reasons I hate Marvel comics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (3OIiX)

129 One time at Star Fleet Academy, there was this a-hole Vulcan. Never cracked a smile, no matter what. Annoyed the hell out of me, always questioned my statements. So I challenged him to use the Vulcan Death Grip on me if he was so tough.

Wow. I had no idea the Vulcan Death Grip involved testicles. That hurt.

Posted by: Cadet James T. Kirk at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (zpYxD)

130 >>>Don't tell Chris Moody, but I once put a buddy in the Camel Clutch at summer camp.

Did you fuck him in the ass, make humble?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (Cee0K)

131 Dear Diary,

One time at band camp.....

-- written in pink ink by Jimmy Acosta
---

He had a lavender pen too.

And unicorn stickers.

Posted by: shibumi at August 03, 2017 01:52 PM (aT+Bx)

132

Sounds like Moody was in the wrong camp.

American Legion Auxiliary sponsors a separate but similar program for young women called Girls State.

https://www.legion.org/idaho/girlsstate

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2017 01:53 PM (fceHP)

133 Sources Say Despite Uproar Trump Continues To Receive Two Scoops Of Ice Cream With Dinner

Posted by: This...is CNN at August 03, 2017 01:53 PM (qJhUV)

134 We used to dream of tables.

Posted by: DaveA at August 03, 2017 01:53 PM (FhXTo)

135 So, this just happened:

The CEO's assistant was walking an appointment to his office, a black woman, for a meeting. As they walked by my desk, I heard the assistant ask her if she wanted some coffee. The woman said, "Yes, please."

The assistant asked her how she would like her coffee and the woman said, "I like it like I like my skin."

Da fuq? Really?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 03, 2017 01:53 PM (vg8iE)

136 Chris Moody was short-sheeted in camp and is still haunted by the memory.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2017 01:54 PM (PY9jH)

137 This is an example of what I have been calling Soap Opera Politics. They aren't concentrating on the actual policies that Miller articulated to the ruminant members of the media. Instead they concentrate on the middle school aspects of the personalities.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Find the Dark Linings in the Silver Clouds at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2017 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

138 73: That took a sudden turn I didn't see coming.


Almost choked laughing.

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 01:54 PM (hZ+us)

139 Transcripts of Trump's phone calls with world leaders have been leaked to the MFM.

----------------

Old leaks. The phone calls were made months ago. Could have been leaked any time. Media just held them back until the timing was good a juicy.

Posted by: Abaddon Maximus Lee at August 03, 2017 01:54 PM (m9X4Y)

140 >>>The assistant asked her how she would like her coffee and the woman said, "I like it like I like my skin."

Da fuq? Really?

Wrinkly?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2017 01:54 PM (bkUtD)

141 'Fess up, Chris. You fell asleep and the other boys put your hand in a bowl of warm water.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2017 01:55 PM (PY9jH)

142 Not only don't I care, I am glad he has a WH post.

If we are going to take back as much as a single inch of the Liberty we once had, this is the spirit that will do it.

Against an army of men without chests, how hard can it be ?

Is no try, just do.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 03, 2017 01:55 PM (Mcvvl)

143 An audit has determined that Obama's IRS - get this - misled lied about O-care premiums.

http://tinyurl.com/y99fty5r

Posted by: McCool at August 03, 2017 01:55 PM (Izjjo)

144 some good vids from him are about Black Panther and Black Panther and the Crew, by Ta-Naheshi Coates.

He explains -- and it really needs little explanation-- that Ta-Naheshi Coates is a full on racist. He has Black Panther (and black superhero friends, "The Crew") fighting... white people moving into black neighborhoods.

He has Storm watching white people moving into this neighborhood (Harlem, I think) saying somehting like "I can already smell the mayonaise trucks coming..."

That's a racist joke, because black people don't like mayonaise and make fun of white people for liking it.

It seems inoccuous (and I usually take it as an innoccuous thing), but then, noting that black people like fried chicken is also kind of inoccuous (who doesn't?), and yet it's racist because it's usually said with a sneer of contempt.

Similarly, liking mayonnaise is not the worst insult in the world, yet when you use it to put down a race -- like calling Mexicans taco-folders or whatever -- it takes a racist edge.

All of his books are like this, with constant agitation about white "invaders."

Anyway, even if you don't care about comics, it's an interesting look into the left's mindset, and the racists it touts as Race Heroes.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 01:55 PM (8rNrN)

145

Shark Cartilage Extract (per WebMd)

It can cause a bad taste in the mouth, nausea, vomiting, stomach upset, constipation, low blood pressure, dizziness, high blood sugar, high calcium levels, and fatigue. Some products have an unpleasant odor and taste.

Should have it delivered by Saturday.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 03, 2017 01:55 PM (EgwCt)

146 Zod went to summer camp with Chris Moody. We had these city-states, and we used Monopoly money to run these "economies:" We would buy and sell bonds with maturity dates, purchase snacks from each other, that kind of thing.

One time, our city-state wondered if we could "sell" our fake currency to other states for real currency. We did, and we got $17. We hired two lesbians to kidnap Moody and peg him. When we offered to pay them, they just laughed and told us to keep our money, it was a cool idea, and that they'd do it for free. Then they got in their Subaru and drove over to his cabin and Got Him. We thought it was pretty funny at the time. I heard that he was crying all night and that his mom came to pick him up the next day. The lesbians were cool; I hope they're doing well.

Posted by: Zod at August 03, 2017 01:55 PM (Bdeb0)

147 Ace, Filthy casuals has been around longer than that. It was, I think, started in the MMO games as a way to differentiate the "hardcore raiderz" from the "non-raiderz". Also the "pvperz" from the "non-pvperz".

If you were in a raid-guild or you managed to gear yourself up for pvp by spending waaaay too many hours in game, you were "hardcore" and not "casual".

Posted by: GMan at August 03, 2017 01:55 PM (sxq57)

148 Oh. Boys State. That makes somewhat more sense.

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 01:55 PM (hZ+us)

149 "Old leaks. The phone calls were made months ago. Could have been leaked any time. Media just held them back until the timing was good a juicy."

WaPo is just asking for the Trump DOJ to bring charges.

What is Bezos up to?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2017 01:55 PM (+7/1f)

150 I'm a female on the back side of 50 (otherwise known around here as 29), and I think I have more testosterone than this "fellow."

Posted by: Once a Lurkette, now a filthy casual at August 03, 2017 01:56 PM (jVlNS)

151 Funny how a SPOKESMANs flipping a table during a game at summer camp is NEWS!!!!

But Obama ADMITTING to using Cocaine and other drugs.... meh...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 03, 2017 01:56 PM (NgKpN)

152 Meh. I attended a "summer camp" (ok, nerd camp is more accurate) years ago with Jay Ashcroft (son of then-Missouri governor and later Attorney General John Ashcroft). He continually taunted a poor kid from Arkansas whose father was an OTR truck driver. Truck driver's son finally beat the shit out of Jay. No one said a thing. The end.

I have no idea if Jay is still an arrogant, self-entitledasshat or not.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 03, 2017 01:56 PM (uiwCw)

153 So they used to RP some kind of Civ game at summer camp? Why is that bad? Sounds better than band camp.

Also, those Moody excerpts read like an old blog-drama post from 2002. Doesn't sound like something a pro would write.

Posted by: G. Gnome, red pointy hat included at August 03, 2017 01:56 PM (al6UK)

154 "Iran, number one! USA, ha, phew!"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp"


My older bother used to have a Polaroid of himself with the Iron Sheikh at a bar back in the 80's. My brother said the Sheikh was a really nice guy and pounded Budweisers like water.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 03, 2017 01:56 PM (OD2ni)

155 150 I'm a female on the back side of 50 (otherwise known around here as 29), and I think I have more testosterone than this "fellow."
Posted by: Once a Lurkette, now a filthy casual at August 03, 2017 01:56 PM (jVlNS)

Filthy Casual?

Hey there... how ya doin?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (NgKpN)

156 135 Maybe she is into white dudes...

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (rmVvL)

157 The pre-Avengers MCU Punisher with Tom Jane and John Travolta actually wasn't bad.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (wGbBR)

158 The left are nothing if not predictable.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (9A6UB)

159 I was a senator at Boy's state ... we didn't get to do fake assassinations. I don't really remember what we did. Surely they instilled in me some deep respect for the political machine.

That was early 70's ... I guess by the time Miller went they were in training to perform future coups.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (b+0FS)

160 Calling it now, Chris Moody as really bad adenoids.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (3OIiX)

161 Ban the Box!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (MZcWR)

162 Did not see or hear every minute of Miller, but what I did hear absolutely dismantled Acosta's clichéd questions, and seemed one of the most cogent point by point refutations of the liberal rantknowldge on immigration I've yet heard.

Posted by: RM at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (U3LtS)

163 as = had really bad

sheesh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (3OIiX)

164 "148 Oh. Boys State. That makes somewhat more sense."


Where is this place?

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

165 Chris Moody is such a little girl.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (0mRoj)

166 This one time, at band camp, Stephen Miller stuck a flute in my pussy.

Posted by: Chris Moody at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (bgHdc)

167 >>>My older bother used to have a Polaroid of himself with the Iron Sheikh at a bar back in the 80's. My brother said the Sheikh was a really nice guy and pounded Budweisers like water.


I met him once. Fantastic guy, very down-to-Earth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (bkUtD)

168 A majority of Americans, including those who live in military households, believe that transgender people should be allowed to serve in the armed forces, according to a new poll out Thursday.

The survey of registered voters found that 68 percent overall were in favor and 27 percent opposed, the Quinnipiac survey showed.

BULLSHIT
I don't believe this for second...I'd like to see how and who they polled.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (5y11N)

169 Chris Moody in "The Be-clowning of the Shrew."

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (jAZR9)

170 "And, PDT needs to crack down hard, and now, on this leak bullshit."

Hard to see how that could ever happen, what with, for example, McMaster actively protecting a bunch of Obama-era leftovers from dismissal.

Step one needed to be to clear out the old dead wood entirely.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (ujwCG)

171 Diversity & Comics: "So these neckbeards at Marvel hire these young women hoping ... uh I'm just going to come out and say it ... hoping for just one peepee touch.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (rnAwa)

172 The pre-Avengers MCU Punisher with Tom Jane and John Travolta actually wasn't bad.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (wGbBR)

It was ok. Messed up his backstory but Tom Jane was totally committed to the part. Did a great job.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (3OIiX)

173 >>>Ace, Filthy casuals has been around longer than that. It was, I think, started in the MMO games as a way to differentiate the "hardcore raiderz" from the "non-raiderz". Also the "pvperz" from the "non-pvperz".

I had to look it up and I thought they said it started around 2009. But Know Your Meme could be wrong, or my memory could be wrong.

I am, after all, just a filthy casual.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (8rNrN)

174 170 "And, PDT needs to crack down hard, and now, on this leak bullshit."

Hard to see how that could ever happen, what with, for example, McMaster actively protecting a bunch of Obama-era leftovers from dismissal.

Step one needed to be to clear out the old dead wood entirely.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (ujwCG)

Split some wigs.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (0mRoj)

175 Split some wigs.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (0mRoj)

Cut some Mustard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 01:59 PM (5y11N)

176 lets stop calling them SJWs, which is incorrect on all three counts

they are Fainting Couch Cows

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 03, 2017 01:59 PM (swEzU)

177 The assistant asked her how she would like her coffee and the woman said, "I like it like I like my skin."

Da fuq? Really?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 03, 2017 01:53 PM (vg8iE)

There actually are Black Women out there with a sense of Humor...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 03, 2017 01:59 PM (NgKpN)

178 like calling Mexicans taco-folders or whatever

++++

I believe "taco-bender" is the preferred slur. I try to keep up on these things.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 03, 2017 02:00 PM (pvjTE)

179 This is an example of what I have been calling Soap Opera Politics. They aren't concentrating on the actual policies that Miller articulated to the ruminant members of the media. Instead they concentrate on the middle school aspects of the personalities.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Find the Dark Linings in the Silver Clouds at the Outrage Outlet! a

This strain of media bias started with Bill Clinton's election....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:00 PM (7uYFy)

180 172 The pre-Avengers MCU Punisher with Tom Jane and John Travolta actually wasn't bad.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (wGbBR)

It was ok. Messed up his backstory but Tom Jane was totally committed to the part. Did a great job.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (3OIiX)

Travolta was a shitty villain in that movie, which is a shame considering how well he played the role in Face/Off.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 03, 2017 02:00 PM (0mRoj)

181 It's almost as if SJW/Feminists believe that high testosterone is a bad thing in men, yet totes awesome and healthy in everybody else.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2017 02:00 PM (XFue2)

182 >>>134 We used to dream of tables.
Posted by: DaveA

Oh, so you *did* have dreams?

How I used to envy those with dreams.

Posted by: Yorkshireman ace at August 03, 2017 02:00 PM (8rNrN)

183 168 A majority of Americans, including those who live in military households, believe that transgender people should be allowed to serve in the armed forces, according to a new poll out Thursday.

The survey of registered voters found that 68 percent overall were in favor and 27 percent opposed, the Quinnipiac survey showed.

BULLSHIT
I don't believe this for second...I'd like to see how and who they polled.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (5y11N)

Yeah. I think last week it was over 60% in favor of a ban. Total BS poll.

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2017 02:00 PM (7HtZB)

184 Ashey and stinking of cheap lotion?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 03, 2017 02:01 PM (psH+N)

185 Over a thousand asylum seekers from US are being housed in Montreal's Olympic stadium.

http://tinyurl.com/y92quvsy

What could go wrong !! #Superdome

Posted by: McCool at August 03, 2017 02:01 PM (Izjjo)

186 John Travolta in anything immediately distracts me to the point I can't enjoy it.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2017 02:01 PM (rmVvL)

187 Jerusalem Post columnist Caroline Glick is the author of a post that BB links to. She also posts on FrontPageMag. She has some rather not nice things to say about McMaster, if true.

The leaks certainly could come from the NSC as they'd probably have transcripts and recordings of POTUS phone calls. Hell, some of the NSC staff are ON the calls.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2017 02:02 PM (jAZR9)

188 The 27th Blindfolded Tranny Mine Removal Brigade.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 02:02 PM (LjR2k)

189 Kill all Normies

Posted by: Zakn at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (cXz93)

190 The pre-Avengers MCU Punisher with Tom Jane and John Travolta actually wasn't bad.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 03, 2017 01:57 PM (wGbBR)

It was ok. Messed up his backstory but Tom Jane was totally committed to the part. Did a great job.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (3OIiX)

Travolta was a shitty villain in that movie, which is a shame considering how well he played the role in Face/Off.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 03, 2017 02:00 PM (0mRoj)

Travolta is the opposite of Tom Jane. He just shows up for a paycheck, pretty lazy actor from all I've heard. Needs a strong director to motivate him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (3OIiX)

191 The Marxists are truly totalitarian seeking 100% control and dominance over hormones.

Could this have been predicted? Did Huxley even go this far? Orwell? Any other dystopian authors I'm certainly missing and need to read?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (XFue2)

192 BULLSHIT
I don't believe this for second...I'd like to see how and who they polled.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (5y11N)
=======

They are polling bathhouse clientele as the leave the place at 3AM.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (vg8iE)

193 McMaster is purging the pro-Israel people from the NSC. Caroline Glick is quoted in a BB article and she, as always, is a good read.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (wDRd5)

194 Monstrous Regiment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (psH+N)

195 They're raping everyone in there.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (LjR2k)

196 26 What the hell kind of camp was that, anyway?
Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2017 01:40 PM (xjiRE)
-----------------------
Not "camp" really.
Boys/Girls State, a civics program run by the American Legion. (See Wiki.) They do mock elections and assemblies, that sort of thing.

One of my sons went to Boys State. Being very reserved, he didn't run for political office. He spent a lot of his time singing in the choir and in an a capella trio. (Hey, the trio won second prize in the talent show. Mama gotta get that in.)

He did make up a catchy song for a campaign though.
And he was highly amused at the candidates, who ranged from student-council earnestness to flamboyant. Both are ludicrous in their own ways but he found the first group a bit more disturbing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (0jtPF)

197 They need to make Punisher like they did Deadpool.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (wGbBR)

198
Over a thousand asylum seekers from US are being housed in Montreal's Olympic stadium.



http://tinyurl.com/y92quvsy



What could go wrong !! #Superdome

Posted by: McCool at August 03, 2017 02:01 PM (Izjjo)


Are they raping and eating babies yet?!?!?

*frantically packs bags*

---- Shep! Smith

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2017 02:03 PM (PY9jH)

199 My favorite thing about these stories is that it causes me to reflect on my own youthful indiscretions that might appear in the Washington Post should I run for office one day.

Let's see...

You could interview the Spanish Catholic school boy that I punched in the face during a fight in the eighth grade. Or the one I kicked in the head. Preferably both.

You could track down the multiple homeowners who had to pick up mounds of trash on their lawns because teenage me thought it was funny to drag trash bins alongside my car and fling them off randomly. On trash day, of course.

You could talk to the friends I smoked marijuana with at 2 AM prior to going to IHOP and getting a family of three drunks to pay for our meal, on the pretense they were disturbing us.

You could write a story featuring the police officers who cited me for disorderly conduct when they found me drunkenly pissing on an ATM late one night, while announcing that I'd gladly urinate on any responding officers too (ok, I chickened out on that one).

You could report on the high school science teacher who wrote me a referral for signing my friend's yearbook with, "Fun year, even if the teacher's a cunt." It would have remained secret, except my friend wanted the cunt to sign his yearbook too.

Yeah, I was a dickhead growing up. But that's the thing. I grew up. Unlike some asswipe SJW who's going into the ninth year of undergrad on dad's dime, while screaming about the patriarchy.

Posted by: CPT11A at August 03, 2017 02:04 PM (QPNzB)

200 They're raping everyone in there....

.....and they won't let me in!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at August 03, 2017 02:04 PM (vg8iE)

201 The assistant asked her how she would like her coffee and the woman said, "I like it like I like my skin."
====

That sounds kind of garbled. But my first manager was a (sweetheart) Jamaican lady, who did the same thing. If somebody was getting coffee, she'd show you on the inside of her forearm the color she wanted hers.

(Rather than saying "one cream" or whatever.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 03, 2017 02:04 PM (4bKiB)

202 All polling is BS, whether I like the so called results or not.

I laugh at all of their wasted effort.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 03, 2017 02:04 PM (Mcvvl)

203 Planned Parenthood spent $734,000 on Ossof.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (LjR2k)


And yet somehow, the GOP nickelfuckers in congress continue to fund that blasphemous baby chop shop with my money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2017 02:05 PM (X6fMO)

204 John Travolta in anything immediately distracts me to the point I can't enjoy it.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2017 02:01 PM (rmVvL)


Although in Saturday Night Fever when he's in a car with some young woman and he thinks they're gonna have sex so he asks her if she "has an IOU *in there*" with complete straight face I gave him some respect.

Probably the one and only Travolta I've seen. Always had a gay vibe, he did.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 03, 2017 02:05 PM (EgwCt)

205 >>While most speeches were mundane and forgettable

'Cept that about a bazillion entirely mundane details from that Boys State--how many decades ago?--are apparently perma-seared into this guy's brain.

Posted by: m at August 03, 2017 02:05 PM (LRfkc)

206 I thought the Punisher (w/Thomas Jane) was okay but I thought the convoluted method of extracting revenge, with all these psychological gambits, was rushed and contrived. Rushed, because they realized no one wanted to see that in a Punisher movie, so it wasn't as effective as it might have been. (Very Count of Monte Cristo, really.)

Contrived because it was rushed- - they had to make the psychological vengeance very easy to pull off. Everyone had a dark secret ready to come out.

I just don't think of the Punisher as that kind of schemer/games-player. His vengeance is much more direct, isn't it?

Also I was annoyed they downplayed his big white skull emblem, like they always do, despite the fact that it's awesome and should be played up.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 02:05 PM (8rNrN)

207 185: Time to close the northern border!

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 02:05 PM (hZ+us)

208 "He has Black Panther (and black superhero friends, 'The Crew') fighting... white people moving into black neighborhoods."

The black population of San Francisco is plummeting. They're simply being priced out, in a city where ramshackle teardowns now sell for a million bucks in cash, 48 hours after having been listed.

But since the nonblack people who are thus pushing out the African-Americans are GoogFaceTwitBook social media progressives, guess what? Not a contrary word is said.

Turns out that "gentrification" is discreetly okay when the new-money gentry liberals are the ones doing it.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (ujwCG)

209 Chris: "Don't worry Jimmy! I'll sacrifice my manhood for you by revealing what a twerp I was at summer camp!"

Acosta: "Chris - I may be dumb but I do know you got to *have* something first before you can sacrifice it."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Find the Dark Linings in the Silver Clouds at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (hLRSq)

210 Attended Boy's State and was a counselor at Boy's State later

Yes, teenage boys can be rambunctions. I saw more than one physical altercation.

It lasts a week. Several things go on - sports competitions, for example. In my state, we organized as Cities. There were city elections then state representative elections and then governor etc. (I believe that Bill Clinton won governor at his Boy's State which is why he got to meet JFK. I wonder what kind of stories would have been told about him.)

It says Miller was elected to a County Board of Supervisors position which is pretty low level.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (dUZhM)

211 The assistant asked her how she would like her coffee and the woman said, "I like it like I like my skin."
====

That sounds kind of garbled. But my first manager was a (sweetheart) Jamaican lady, who did the same thing. If somebody was getting coffee, she'd show you on the inside of her forearm the color she wanted hers.

(Rather than saying "one cream" or whatever.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 03, 2017 02:04 PM (4bKiB)
==========

I'm just traumatized by leftist identity shit around here all day, everyday. It could have been a joke, but judging by the type of people this organization attracts, I dunno...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (vg8iE)

212 I tried to take a doorframe off because a guy picked a fight then ran into his apartment.

What do ya' think ? Secretary of Defense ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (ve0bY)

213 One time at band camp, Chris Cuomo and I gave each other wedgies. *giggle* Most fun I ever had!

--- Jimmy Acosta

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (PY9jH)

214 Reminds me of the time in HS when the AmHistory class was divided up into four parties for a mock 1932 election. I was stuck in the Socialist Party, and the participants picked me to be Norman Mattoon Thomas.
We won the general and that's my claim to political greatness

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM (Pqytn)


In my senior HS AP history class, we all decided to pick a political POV at the beginning of the year and argue our point no matter the subject. So we had left, right, anarchists, socialists and fascists.

I took "constitutional monarchy."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (X6fMO)

215 207 185: Time to close the northern border!


Wait, let me grab one last order of poutine first. BRB, I promise.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (s/EUv)

216 I can't see Punisher as SJW... It not I don't believe it, I can't imagine it. Could somebody please give me an example of this that Marvel has used?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2017 02:07 PM (XFue2)

217 Let the sumbitches parody Miller. I defy anyone with an iota of common sense to listen to what the man actually said, as opposed to how some SNL skit lampoons him, and dismiss him out of hand as a Neanderthal racist/bigot h8tr.

There are millions of LIVs out there, but I am starting to think that a few reflex Democrat voters may be beginning to scratch their heads and contemplate the reality of their party.

Keep groping that poulet.

Posted by: RM at August 03, 2017 02:07 PM (U3LtS)

218 18+ hour flight on 787 had a little fun.

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/n7874/#e54ad6b

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 03, 2017 02:07 PM (yqvys)

219 Planned Parenthood spent $734,000 on Ossof.

Posted by: Boss Moss

--

Actually, it was the US taxpayer, since the GOPe makes sure we fund them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 03, 2017 02:07 PM (7ZVPa)

220 Jerusalem Post columnist Caroline Glick is the author of a post that BB links to. She also posts on FrontPageMag. She has some rather not nice things to say about McMaster, if true.

The leaks certainly could come from the NSC as they'd probably have transcripts and recordings of POTUS phone calls. Hell, some of the NSC staff are ON the calls.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2017 02:02 PM (jAZR9)

I am starting to have concerns about McMasters mostly because while I don't believe where there is smoke there is always fire, but there is a hell of a lot o f smoke coming from that Direction..However, It is mostly coming from :

1) Un-Named Sources which is unfair and always questionable

2) Breitbart- which I usually tend to agree with but it is still from mostly them or their allies. So I generally hold judgement in cases like that.

3) Glick? Sigh she is often all over the place and I have lost some respect for her over the last year.

Time will tell. I am withholding judgememnt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 02:07 PM (5y11N)

221 Looks like they hushed up that time that Miller was talking about "baseball" walking around the table with a baseball bat and then started talking about somebody let down the team and then clubbed that guy to death with a baseball bat.

Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2017 02:07 PM (0HlAc)

222 My wife and I were watching the grrl-power all men suck except for this black one GLOW on Netflix and the main scummy director guy is a great actor. Knocking it out of the park. My wife, who doesn't usually comment on things like this, joked about how much better he is than Clooney, Matt Damon, John Travolta, etc.

I know they are connected and somehow get butts in seats by safety and familiarity, but it's pretty funny to see them contrasted against good actors hustling and being convincing in a role.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 03, 2017 02:08 PM (psH+N)

223 Canada's National Igloo is full of refugees.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 02:08 PM (LjR2k)

224 All I know about McMasters is 73 Eastings, and that was decades ago.
If he is working to undermine the C in C, out with him. If he's breaking the law to do it, slammer.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM (Mcvvl)

225 I put a guy's head through a wall when I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with him.

It was just paneling nailed to studs in a finished basement, and I put his head through between the studs. But he was pretty pissed anyway. When he got out of the hospital.

I was 23 years old. Lots of testosterone at that age.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM (s/EUv)

226
Turns out that "gentrification" is discreetly okay when the new-money gentry liberals are the ones doing it.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (ujwCG)

Yes, but it's always the gentry doing the "gentrification", hence the term. Oftentimes, it's the gheys. You should see Asbury Park, NJ. Place was a dump for decades until the gheys took over....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM (7uYFy)

227 This is the ad hominem fallacy. If congress cretin joe "communism works" garcia eats his earwax and then claims "2+2=4", I must investigate his claim independently to see if it is true. I can't just dismiss it because he is a stupid, disgusting subhuman asshole whose manners put retarded warthogs to shame.

That leaves aside the whole issue of whether teens engaged in performing some roles for an exercise provides a "legitimate" basis for an ad hominem attack.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM (xAvrH)

228 This one time at band camp...

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM (bc2Lc)

229 one time stephen miller turned me into a newt

Posted by: Michael Palin playing a random ignorant peasant at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM (8rNrN)

230 ... and if he could still hold legitimate power in his new state of non-existence.

Why not? buzzion has no issues WRT this around here, it appears.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM (ctuyM)

231 How's the little flamboyant whiner faring on twitter? Are people entranced by his vivid recollection of a non-event?

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM (hZ+us)

232 >>210
Attended Boy's State and was a counselor at Boy's State later

Virginia Boy's State, Lynchburg, 1986. Some guy in our city had memorized all of "Stripes," and we had to tolerate his Bill Murray routine the entire week.

Met Gov. Chuck Robb there, gave him a note to read to our girl friends at Girl's State in Farmville. He did so; that's back when Va. Dems weren't such asshats...

Posted by: Zod at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)

233 I had to take some nerd antidote after reading that camp description.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (/8r1I)

234 >>I am starting to have concerns about McMasters mostly because while I don't believe where there is smoke there is always fire, but there is a hell of a lot o f smoke coming from that Direction..However, It is mostly coming from

I don't trust anyone who is associated with the Council on Foreign Relations. No matter what letter they put behind their name or job they hold they all seem to have the same globalist foreign policy. And yes, McMasters is or was a member.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (/tuJf)

235 Tom Jane would have been A-list had he been born in a different decade.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (rnAwa)

236 I don't believe this for second...I'd like to see how and who they polled.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 01:58 PM (5y11N)

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Evergreen University student union?

Posted by: RM at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (U3LtS)

237 I was 23 years old. Lots of testosterone at that age.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM (s/EUv)

Then why the hell was your girlfriend cheating on you??

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (7uYFy)

238 NJ just paid almost $500k (in forfeiture money) to buy back guns which they will now melt.

http://tinyurl.com/ya4kocst

Posted by: McCool at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (Izjjo)

239 So.... this story is about a Boy's State week?

Fuuuuuuck. I went to that because I thought it would look good to get me into college but was super lame. The only people that took that shit seriously were super weird.

I just remember playing Frisbee golf all week.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (t06LC)

240 I bet Chris Moody always lost the "cookie game" too. On purpose.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 03, 2017 02:11 PM (nlbfN)

241 This poof sure has a great deal of detail memorized about a pubescent summer camp, that doesn't involve first time sexual encounters.

Odds are it's completely, or mostly, fabricated?

Posted by: The mass media can EABOD at August 03, 2017 02:11 PM (CuEJK)

242 Tom Jane would have been A-list had he been born in a different decade.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (rnAwa)

He probably would be today if he was British.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:11 PM (7uYFy)

243 Emma Lazarus inferred in her famous poem that America takes too many shark cartilage pills and that's why, today, they are a controlled substance.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 03, 2017 02:12 PM (ylUqT)

244 I still have the issues of Spider-Man where the Punisher debuted. He was basically like Rorschach, strict on the law and very direct with his action. In fact, his zealotry caused him to team up with the bad guys at first.

Psychological games wasn't his style at all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 03, 2017 02:12 PM (MZcWR)

245 That guy sounds like Max Steinberg.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 03, 2017 02:12 PM (AU4SY)

246 http://bit.ly/2v2VdTC

This is what I'm talking about. Eyes on the prize from Tyler O'Neill.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 02:13 PM (3myMJ)

247 Punisher is now PC Principal.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2017 02:13 PM (XFue2)

248 He was great on Arrested Development

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 03, 2017 02:13 PM (wGbBR)

249 One time I had band cramps and made John quit the Beatles.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at August 03, 2017 02:13 PM (bc2Lc)

250 In my senior HS AP history class, we all decided to pick a political POV at the beginning of the year and argue our point no matter the subject. So we had left, right, anarchists, socialists and fascists. I took "constitutional monarchy."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2017 02:06 PM (X6fMO)



That sounds like another summer program I attended. In the first day's plenary we were asked to mingle, then self-segregate by political ideology. After huddling up, each group then had to describe its political philosphy. My group's spokesman verbalized ours as "the ghost of Barry Goldwater is hovering over our table."

Posted by: Country Singer at August 03, 2017 02:13 PM (uiwCw)

251 Over a thousand asylum seekers from US are being housed in Montreal's Olympic stadium.

Give us your hosers, your icebacks, your moosefuckers, your maplesuckers yearning to breath free, eh

Posted by: Not Emma Lazurus at August 03, 2017 02:13 PM (qJhUV)

252 Then why the hell was your girlfriend cheating on you??
Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (7uYFy)

Because she was an alcoholic psychobitch.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (s/EUv)

253 Jesus went into the temple.
He flipped a table.
Now He's the Son of God.

Posted by: SGTYork at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (ITvKk)

254 Oh I get it! Miller at Summer Camp is just like Trump in the 2016 Election!

Posted by: Scotty doesn't, No at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (RS/N6)

255 Had to fix my garage door spring, wasn't the first time won't be the last.
Every time I go see whats on CNN no matter what earth shattering is happening its TDS, those people need to seek professional help.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (pPKG5)

256 Regarding the McMaster firings:

President Trump, FIRE HIS ASS!

If you don't, you truly are the Park Avenue pussy that everyone accused you of being for the past 30 years.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (4AVeu)

257 NGU - Glick's "not so nice" post was on Facebook, so I'm on the fence with this reporting too. Because Facebook.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (jAZR9)

258 Oh, good, time to leave.

Booze time. Yay me!

See you tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (X6fMO)

259 I like long walks on the beach at sunset, sipping frappe Pinot, and being dominated by a hutch woman wearing a giant black strap on and brandishing a whip.

Posted by: Chris Moody on Tinder at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (SkuXa)

260 "McMaster is purging the pro-Israel people from the NSC."

McM showed his true colors early on when he was insisting upon having the phrase "radical Islamic terrorism" taken out of the prepared text of one of PDT's speeches.

Also apparently on the sacking list is the commanding general in Trashcanistan. Who is the latest in a long string of generals there to be canned or reassigned, going back to McKiernan.

Because of course if the effort there isn't going well, it can't possibly be due to the fundamental strategic concept being a sack of dingoes' kidneys. No, it has to be command ineptitude.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 03, 2017 02:15 PM (ujwCG)

261 One thing about the Emma Lazarus poem I could never get. Why would the "tired" want to come here? It's not like they were going to get any "rest" once they got here. Not in the farms, fields, factories, foundries sweatshops and mines of 19th century America.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:15 PM (7uYFy)

262
Over a thousand asylum seekers from US are being housed in Montreal's Olympic stadium.

Its the biggest crowd they've had in that dump in a long time

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 03, 2017 02:15 PM (lKyWE)

263 I once pushed a complete stranger off of a Ferris wheel.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 03, 2017 02:15 PM (7ZVPa)

264 He must be destroyed.

Posted by: CNN at August 03, 2017 02:15 PM (2z74n)

265 I like long walks on the beach at sunset, sipping frappe Pinot, and being dominated by a hutch woman wearing a giant black strap on and brandishing a whip.

Posted by: Chris Moody on Tinder at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (SkuXa)

Haz sad.

Posted by: Starsky Woman at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (prH+p)

266 "You know who else overturned a table?



JESUS."

Now he's ruling from heaven.

Bravo J. J. Sefton

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (yqvys)

267 253 Jesus went into the temple.

Fake news.

Why would a Christian go into a temple?

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (4AVeu)

268 And now for something completely different, dog dancing championship.

https://youtu.be/GL3DXJE9UJk

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (Nwg0u)

269 doesn't every garage, basement, or spare room in america have a bowflex collecting dust in the corner? who is still buying that shit?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (KP5rU)

270 That sociopathic girl who egged on her boyfriend's suicide is being sentenced.

Both lawyers making noise about requesting a sentence. Why do they do this? The judge has already decided on the sentence. He's not doing it on a whim. It's a waste of time.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (4ErVI)

271 Because she was an alcoholic psychobitch.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (s/EUv)

He was doing you a favor then. Fuck 'em both.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (7uYFy)

272 252 Then why the hell was your girlfriend cheating on you??
Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:10 PM (7uYFy)

Because she was an alcoholic psychobitch.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (s/EUv)

Yeah yeah yeah but what'd she look like?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (/8r1I)

273 261 One thing about the Emma Lazarus poem I could never get. Why would the "tired" want to come here? It's not like they were going to get any "rest" once they got here. Not in the farms, fields, factories, foundries sweatshops and mines of 19th century America.....


Mine came through Ellis Island and went straight to work breaking rocks at a quarry in Sing Sing. The city, not the prison. The city is now called Ossining, to separate itself from the prison.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:17 PM (s/EUv)

274 If congress cretin joe "communism works" garcia eats his earwax and then claims "2+2=4",
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2017 02:09 PM


I'd like to point out several things:

One, yes, many Congresspersons are cretinous. It's why they're not Senators.

Two, paste is superior to earwax.

Three, successfully adding 2+2 to get 4 is a big f*cking deal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 03, 2017 02:17 PM (ctuyM)

275
Just wanted to chime in and say that with the two posts you've logged today that you are most definitely on fire, man.
- Had me laughing out loud several times in this one about the sissified reporters. Moody's picture-link was priceless.

Also, I wanted to let you know that I (and obviously many others) greatly appreciate your sharing your research and personal results regarding fasting in your Gainzzz threads.
That massive entry you posted this past Friday inspired me to give a One Meal Day mini-fast a shot (yesterday). As I typically skip breakfast and don't eat until around 1pm or so anyway, it turned out not to be all that hard.
And I liked the results.
I may well feel inspired to escalate from there. Thanks.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 03, 2017 02:17 PM (Z2PYk)

276 "Why would a Christian go into a temple?"

Looking for change for the foot-washing machine?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 02:17 PM (3myMJ)

277 I've posted it before, but the armpit that is Durham, NC got an actual Thompson brought in to a "buyback" *spit* by some sweet old well-meaning lady whose husband had passed away.

Thrown in a pile with the dozens of criminals' Hi Points and Raven 25s, symbolically bulldozed, then sawn in half.

F*ck you useless do-gooders.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 03, 2017 02:17 PM (psH+N)

278 268 And now for something completely different, dog dancing championship.

https://youtu.be/GL3DXJE9UJk
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (Nwg0u)

Once again, King of the Hill had an episode on this.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 03, 2017 02:18 PM (/8r1I)

279 Is there a Go Fund Me page to help Leftists move out of the country?

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2017 02:18 PM (pPKG5)

280 I once pushed a complete stranger off of a Ferris wheel.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada


--

I remember you!

Posted by: Nervous fellow ski lift passenger at August 03, 2017 02:18 PM (7ZVPa)

281 Travolta in Primary Colors wasn't distracting. he totally turned into Bill Clinton in that role. it was like he was possessed.

if Travolta needs a strong director to turn in a good performance, the Primary Colors director must have been Hercules.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 03, 2017 02:18 PM (WukiS)

282 Trump was channeling Jim Morrison in his Poland Speech. The West is the Best.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 02:18 PM (LjR2k)

283 You know how everyone goes about how Prince is a genius? Well he sat behind me in history class in the 5th grade and he used to copy off of my paper.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 03, 2017 02:18 PM (aRXNK)

284 Chris Moody? Even I give wedgies to that sissy.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at August 03, 2017 02:18 PM (OD2ni)

285 Knocked over a table at Camp? This is what they have? This is their (the leftards') argument?

Who is this Chris Moody p*ssy?

Let me tell you something - if my buddies and I had been at that camp we would have tied this little dweeb to a chair with duct tape, smothered him in honey, gagged him, and and left him hanging, in a truss, dangling from a branch in a tree overnight: just high enough for bears to reach him - but not high enough for his "friends" to get him down.

F*ck this guy in particular.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 03, 2017 02:19 PM (Fb9aZ)

286 Because she was an alcoholic psychobitch.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (s/EUv)

Yeah yeah yeah but what'd she look like?
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (/8r1I)

Must have had huge tits, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:19 PM (7uYFy)

287 *wanders in*

Chris Moody sounds like the camp counselor that is put on a raft at the end of that really old movie Meatballs.

The Mean Girl Media in general sounds like they never got over being punked at band camp.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 03, 2017 02:19 PM (hpHli)

288 269 doesn't every garage, basement, or spare room in america have a bowflex collecting dust in the corner? who is still buying that shit?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (KP5rU)

Longbowflex or crossbowflex?

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2017 02:19 PM (7HtZB)

289 "271 Because she was an alcoholic psychobitch.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?"


What's wrong with that? Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at August 03, 2017 02:20 PM (OD2ni)

290 I saw Seething Rage Queens open for Filthy Casuals at the Troc in 1999.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2017 02:20 PM (53MZt)

291 I saw Seething Rage Queens open for Filthy Casuals at the Troc in 1999.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2017 02:20 PM (53MZt)

292 "You know how everyone goes about how Prince is a genius? Well he sat behind me in history class in the 5th grade and he used to copy off of my paper."

Did he make you pancakes?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2017 02:20 PM (+7/1f)

293 And CNN once again proves the Right's point by beclowning themselves.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 03, 2017 02:20 PM (9nCnN)

294 Chris Moody: "...Miller knew his voting base: A hoard of testosterone-fueled teenage boys itching for something to believe in, even if it was just made up."

Dude. Dude! Get off my shtick!

Posted by: Stephen Glass at August 03, 2017 02:20 PM (H8S+R)

295 May a thousand Kid Rocks take flight.

We need a mini-Trump in every hallway of every capital.

Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 02:21 PM (q177U)

296 Up next on The History Channel:

The untold story of how Adolph Hitler would break wind when speaking to his General Staff and walk away.

Posted by: The History Channel at August 03, 2017 02:21 PM (aRXNK)

297 Was Prince extra tiny in grade school?


Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 02:21 PM (hZ+us)

298 On question I thought reading the heading was Exactly how many people were at this 'summer camp'? 100, 250, 1,000?

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2017 02:22 PM (pPKG5)

299 "Why would a Christian go into a temple?"

Would He be a Christian if He's the Christ in Christian? Wouldn't He be a "MEian"?

Posted by: SGTYork at August 03, 2017 02:22 PM (ITvKk)

300 doesn't every garage, basement, or spare room in america have a bowflex collecting dust in the corner? who is still buying that shit?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (KP5rU)

At one of my jobs, I had to lift those things in the box it came in. They were heavy as hell. That's why I never had to use a Bowflex myself....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:22 PM (7uYFy)

301 286 Because she was an alcoholic psychobitch.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:14 PM (s/EUv)

Yeah yeah yeah but what'd she look like?
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 03, 2017 02:16 PM (/8r1I)

Must have had huge tits, right?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:19 PM (7uYFy)


She was a ginger. Irish (hence the drinking, heh heh.) Small tits, great gams and ass.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:22 PM (s/EUv)

302 Tables ...

My favorite scene in "Goldfinger" ...

007 is strapped to the table. After gazing at the approaching laser beam, he sez to Auric "So, you expect me to talk?"

Goldfinger replies "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"

No need to flip a table when you can cut it in half with a laser. Grown up stuff.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2017 02:22 PM (Pqytn)

303 MEEE!

Posted by: Geornimo at August 03, 2017 02:22 PM (LjR2k)

304 Thrown in a pile with the dozens of criminals' Hi Points and Raven 25s, symbolically bulldozed, then sawn in half.

F*ck you useless do-gooders.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 03, 2017 02:17 PM (psH+N)

You know, the proponents of those gun buy-back circuses could gain a lot of credibility if they would allow some knowledgeable firearms dealers to sort through the collected guns, identify collectible specimens, and then sell them at auction to bona fide collectors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 02:22 PM (prH+p)

305 I also flipped over a table at summer camp when I was 15 . . .



. . . because I was banging a 20-year-old Eastern European supermodel on it and the damned legs gave out!

Make America Great Again!

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (4AVeu)

306 @298 - according to the article, 900.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (dUZhM)

307 >>>The assistant asked her how she would like her coffee and the woman said, "I like it like I like my skin."

Is she hot?

I know this is too much information but it's strange how much more I am attracted to black women after turning 29. They just get more and more desirable.

Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (q177U)

308 I read some of the Huma emails last night- oddly, Hillary got lots of phone calls from Sean Astin. .

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (hZ+us)

309 Same well, different water.

They do this all the time.

Romney was supposed to be inherently evil because he held down a kid in school and shaved his head.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (/8r1I)

310 I went to summer camp with Obama. He had an outburst. Ate a dog. Now he's vacationing with billionaires.

Posted by: OCBill at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (df+Zi)

311 There was this one time - at summer camp ...

-- Alyson Hannigan

Posted by: WaldoTJ (in Texas) at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (M1MpJ)

312 284 Chris Moody? Even I give wedgies to that sissy.
Posted by: Chris Hayes at August 03, 2017 02:18 PM (OD2ni)


Chocolate swirly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (mbhDw)

313 "why CNN is still on the air"

CNN is part of a facade. Without CNN and others they couldn't rig elections and get by with it. They are running out of other-people's-money. They have to get rid of sequestering (as pitiful as it is). No FS, no FSA (or SJWs). People who have to work to eat are hard to tax.

Posted by: Mudd at August 03, 2017 02:24 PM (cfHE9)

314 Fire McMasters, Tillerson, and Mueller now PDT.

Posted by: Cock Curious GOP at August 03, 2017 02:24 PM (mcI77)

315 Is anyone still taking CNN seriously? I mean anyone who actually matters?

I think even the cognitive "elite" of the Left knows it's just propaganda to keep the ill-informed as ignorant and poor as possible. So they don't pay attention to it.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 03, 2017 02:24 PM (tVWQB)

316 Longbow-flex or crossbowflex?
Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2017 02:19 PM


Begun the Longbow-flex/Crossbow-flex Wars have.

Posted by: Old Moron at August 03, 2017 02:24 PM (ctuyM)

317 Heh.

Thai is the best retort to the Acosta thing I think I have seen so far:

https://twitter.com/moody/status/892861807232024576

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 03, 2017 02:24 PM (Fb9aZ)

318
She was a ginger. Irish (hence the drinking, heh heh.) Small tits, great gams and ass.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:22 PM (s/EUv)

Maybe I'm much older than you, but where did you find an Irish girl that actually fucked? In my day, they still acted like nuns.
But not the Italian girls....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:24 PM (7uYFy)

319 J.J. Sefton wrt CNN in airports: "So the prospect of dying in a plane crash becomes much more palatable."

Now that's funny.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 03, 2017 02:25 PM (H8S+R)

320 >>>I still have the issues of Spider-Man where the Punisher debuted. He was basically like Rorschach, strict on the law and very direct with his action.

Well, he was basically like The Destroyer, the pulp-action-novel character by Mac Bolan. Who, yes, targeted the Mob.

I mean, it's a pretty clear ripoff.

Posted by: Michael Palin playing a random ignorant peasant at August 03, 2017 02:26 PM (8rNrN)

321 TL;DR

But someone tell me:

This "correspondent" "from" "CNN" "is" "explaining" an "Incident" that "happened" "at" "Summer" "Camp"?

Did he get to the part where he stick a flute up his pussy?

Posted by: Minuteman at August 03, 2017 02:26 PM (aRXNK)

322 A ten minute recess to weigh the arguments.

C'mon mang just drop the sentence. I want to take a nap.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 03, 2017 02:26 PM (4ErVI)

323 I know this is too much information but it's strange how much more I am attracted to black women after turning 29. They just get more and more desirable.
Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (q177U)

I see gorgeous black women every day.
But stay away from the ghetto trash....just stay the fuck away....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:26 PM (7uYFy)

324 304 Thrown in a pile with the dozens of criminals' Hi Points and Raven 25s, symbolically bulldozed, then sawn in half.

F*ck you useless do-gooders.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 03, 2017 02:17 PM (psH+N)

You know, the proponents of those gun buy-back circuses could gain a lot of credibility if they would allow some knowledgeable firearms dealers to sort through the collected guns, identify collectible specimens, and then sell them at auction to bona fide collectors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 02:22 PM (prH+p)

====================

Well, assuming the original owner hadn't registered the Tommy Gun back when the GCA was passed, it was gonna get destroyed regardless, either by the old lady turning it in or by her kids doing so. Federal law.

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2017 02:26 PM (4ljGz)

325 Longbows are for pikers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 02:26 PM (LjR2k)

326 Mine came through Ellis Island and went straight to work breaking rocks at a quarry in Sing Sing. The city, not the prison. The city is now called Ossining, to separate itself from the prison.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2017 02:17 PM (s/EUv)


Interesting, I just thought the prison was called Sing Sing because it was easier to pronounce than Ossining. Like maybe the warden's kid stuttered, and out of fear/respect, everyone started saying it that way.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2017 02:27 PM (TOk1P)

327 Maybe I'm much older than you, but where did you find an Irish girl that actually fucked? In my day, they still acted like nuns.

I had an Irish girl fuck me on the day we met.

I married her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2017 02:27 PM (gIRsn)

328 >>Romney was supposed to be inherently evil because he held down a kid in school and shaved his head. Posted by: Jack Sock at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (/8r1I)

Romney could look inherently evil if he shaved his head. His coif humanizes him; otherwise, the creepy perma-smile makes him look like a treacherous Romulan general.

Posted by: Zod at August 03, 2017 02:28 PM (Bdeb0)

329 The late 60's faux pacifist- enviro kook film ' bless the beasts and the children' 'church on fire' sequence is the model for the Summer Camp incident.

Posted by: 13times at August 03, 2017 02:28 PM (WHVu+)

330 WTF summer camp was this?

When I went to summer camp we all got in trouble for playing with lighters and bug spray.

*That's* a summer camp.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 03, 2017 02:28 PM (dzmBR)

331 325 Longbows are for pikers.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 02:26 PM (LjR2k)

Pikes are for pikers.

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2017 02:28 PM (7HtZB)

332 Frankie Hollywood declares holy war on American Catholics.

"VATICAN CITY - Two close associates of Pope Francis have accused American Catholic ultraconservatives of making an alliance of "hate" with evangelical Christians to back President Trump, further alienating a group already out of the Vatican's good graces."

https://tinyurl.com/ya2pwku8

CAVEAT LECTUER: Link goes to NYT.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 03, 2017 02:28 PM (Nwg0u)

333 I think the real question is if this Moody character was forced to pray to Aqua Buddha.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 03, 2017 02:28 PM (tVWQB)

334 319 J.J. Sefton wrt CNN in airports: "So the prospect of dying in a plane crash becomes much more palatable."

Now that's funny.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 03, 2017 02:25 PM (H8S+R)



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2017 02:28 PM (mbhDw)

335 In Moody's twitter responses may be what Publius was pointing at -

Warden posted "That's super interesting.

Now do Obama's college transcripts."

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2017 02:28 PM (dUZhM)

336 Pikes are for pikers.

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2017 02:28 PM (7HtZB)

And pickerels are for picklhaubers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 02:29 PM (prH+p)

337 One time I shot a dude ... somewhere outside of Reno. Just to watch the bastard die.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 03, 2017 02:29 PM (ve0bY)

338 I just don't think of the Punisher as that kind of schemer/games-player. His vengeance is much more direct, isn't it?

Yeah. He doesn't play head games, he just kicks ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 03, 2017 02:29 PM (0mRoj)

339
The misgendered fookup from CNN is talking about Boys State, a week long exercise in teaching government to HS youths between their junior and senior years. It was run in each state, so far as I know, by members of the American Legion. It sounds as though it, like many other institutions, has gone down the crapper.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2017 02:29 PM (pNxlR)

340 I had an Irish girl fuck me on the day we met.

I married her.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2017 02:27 PM (gIRsn)

Good for you.....
:/

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:29 PM (7uYFy)

341 340 I had an Irish girl fuck me on the day we met.

I married her.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2017 02:27 PM (gIRsn)

Good for you.....
:/
Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:29 PM (7uYFy)


Did you HAVE to marry her?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2017 02:30 PM (mbhDw)

342 Wait, we are now entering summer camp tales as evidence against people? Damn.

Also, the 'Filthy Casuals'- I have seen it more employed by the said people classified as casuals to describe the attitude of the hardcore 'leet' players towards the large mass of gamers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2017 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

343 I like a woman who isn't afraid to smack me around and show me who is boss. Make me go make you a sandwich. Whip me if I disappoint you.

Posted by: Chris Moody on Tinder at August 03, 2017 02:30 PM (SkuXa)

344 Pikers eh?
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/sagi/artikel/longbow/longbow.html

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2017 02:30 PM (pPKG5)

345 So what's your over/under on the next time Acosta gets called on at a WH presser?

Mine is five months/never

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 03, 2017 02:31 PM (+7/1f)

346 "VATICAN CITY - Two close associates of Pope Francis have accused American Catholic ultraconservatives of making an alliance of "hate" with evangelical Christians to back President Trump, further alienating a group already out of the Vatican's good graces."

https://tinyurl.com/ya2pwku8

CAVEAT LECTUER: Link goes to NYT.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 03, 2017 02:28 P

This would be news to a lot of fire and brimstone Evangelical ministers....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:31 PM (7uYFy)

347 This one time, in band camp.....

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 03, 2017 02:31 PM (1ISKN)

348 261 the poem was just propaganda. Lazarus knew the incoming refuse weren't headed for a suite at the Ritz.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (53MZt)

349 Might have put a slug in a small-town constable once. Didn't do anything to his assistant, though.

Kill it before it grows my ass.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (ve0bY)

350 Regarding McMasters, Sundance at CTH posted a quasi defense of him, just before all of this crap (Keeping Obama holdovers and eliminating Trump loyalist, Saying Rice did nothing wrong, the Glick article) started to come out today...

His track record is getting shakier all the time. Maybe he should quit massaging his hate boner for Cruz and the House Freedom Caucus and start taking the "trolls" comments a bit more seriously...

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (4ljGz)

351 I know this is too much information but it's strange how much more I am attracted to black women after turning 29. They just get more and more desirable.
Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 02:23 PM (q177U)

Each time I attempted to venture in that direction, it became apparent that there was something about me that was not acceptable, and it wasn't any flaw in my character. Unless you count being responsible, decent, and respectful to be flaws.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (TOk1P)

352 My, a 16 year-old flipping a table! Worse than the 15 year-old who shot and paralyzed NYPD officer Steven (there's that first name again) McDonald in 1986.

But you know what's worse? The "Miller Time" slogan. He not only plagiarized a beer, he stole it from Bill O'Reilly and Dennis Miller.

Capital offense.

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (DCZQF)

353 Y'know, when Kurt Russell as Herb Brooks in "Miracle" flipped a table to rile up the USA Olympic hockey team, it was viewed as badass great coaching.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (t5SJk)

354 Muhuhahaha...

"DOJ threatens to withhold crime-fighting funds from four sanctuary cities"

Baltimore, MD, Albuquerque, NM, Stockton and San Bernadino, CA.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (3myMJ)

355 had an Irish girl fuck me on the day we met.

I married her.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2017 02:27 PM (gIRsn)

Were you the one who the other guy put threw the wall for fucking his girlfriend?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (7uYFy)

356 Real pikers
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pike_(weapon)

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2017 02:33 PM (pPKG5)

357
CNN.

Middle school reporting.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 03, 2017 02:33 PM (S/hVx)

358 Oh man we could kick this guy all day.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2017 02:34 PM (dUZhM)

359
I find it telling that Li'l Ms. Gender Confused wouldn't identify the camp by name. What a brave report!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2017 02:34 PM (pNxlR)

360 I'm just anxious in anticipation on what Moody did on Makeover Night by the Campfire Near the Shade of the Trees. I hope we get a sequel to these historical revelations.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 03, 2017 02:34 PM (H8S+R)

361 Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (TOk1P)

I was warned 45 years ago to forget black women.

They call white guys who chase them "hunters".

Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 02:34 PM (3myMJ)

362
As a long time Democrat I truly believe Acosta works for Republicans and that was all a setup to make Acosta and CNN look bad.

I find it very concerning.

Posted by: Democrat Voter at August 03, 2017 02:34 PM (EgwCt)

363 all you white boys who like the sistas: there's a good chance they'll like you back.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2017 02:34 PM (53MZt)

364 Yeah, and 99% of his Twitter timeline is shitting on him. That worked out really well.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 03, 2017 02:34 PM (nlbfN)

365 if Pope Bergoglio wants to excommunicate all Catholics who voted for or supported Trump, he should have the guts to do it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 03, 2017 02:35 PM (WukiS)

366 ll you white boys who like the sistas: there's a good chance they'll like you back.
Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2017 02:34 PM (53MZt)

Especially if you have a job.
Any job.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 03, 2017 02:35 PM (7uYFy)

367 The Punisher is soooo damn good in Netflix Daredevil season 2. He basically steals the show. But he has fantastic antagonistic chemistry with the guy who plays Daredevil.

Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 02:36 PM (q177U)

368 Steven Miller should tweet to @moody "How's my ass taste?"

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2017 02:36 PM (dUZhM)

369 Those twitter comments are great...

I went to summer camp ...with Moody's mom...

Hey, I was at camp with you too! Are you still known as 'crap your pants Chris?'

Great scoop. Now move on to Obama's college transcripts.


Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2017 02:37 PM (hZ+us)

370 "Might have put a slug in a small-town constable once. Didn't do anything to his assistant, though. "

dude, that's like *koff*... too much Marley, man.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 03, 2017 02:37 PM (WukiS)

371 Steven Miller, he'll flip ya, flip ya for real.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2017 02:37 PM (/tuJf)

372 Black women have the most race loyalty in dating iirc.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2017 02:37 PM (rmVvL)

373 >>>Each time I attempted to venture in that direction, it became apparent that there was something about me that was not acceptable, and it wasn't any flaw in my character.

Funny, that's how it is with me and redheads. I gave up chasing them long ago.

Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 02:37 PM (q177U)

374 IIRC, one of the first appointments Pope Francis made during his papacy was hiring an atheist climate fanatic as a science advisor.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2017 02:37 PM (Pqytn)

375 There is only one obvious course of action going forward.
All employees of CNN are hereby subject to one "pantsing" (AKA debagging, depantsing).

Posted by: undocumented illegal Scaramucci at August 03, 2017 02:38 PM (e8kgV)

376 Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2017 02:32 PM (TOk1P)

I was warned 45 years ago to forget black women.

They call white guys who chase them "hunters".
Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 02:34 PM (3myMJ)


Hmmm, well, I don't chase women. I have (he said humbly) been known to attract them. But the times when things started moving in that direction, there would be a backing off.

Not unreasonable to think this mindset was part of the equation.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2017 02:38 PM (TOk1P)

377 >>> I got the "Shark Cartilage Pills" from a YouTuber called "Diversity & Comics," who's pretty funny and very anti-SJW.

Thanks for the tip, listening now. Can someone fill me in on the #makeminemilkshake SJW feminist nonsense? I don't know the backstory.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2017 02:39 PM (hvf9s)

378 I have become reacquainted with my first black girlfriend from mumbledy years ago.

She says that an educated black woman pretty much has to date white boys. She wouldn't want to be with an uneducated man of any sort. Educated black men tend to want to get a white girl.

So if you meet a black girl what's gone to college you have a pretty good chance.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2017 02:40 PM (gIRsn)

379 "if Pope Bergoglio wants to excommunicate all Catholics who voted for or supported Trump, he should have the guts to do it."

He's gearing up for a Jesuit coup. They've waited centuries for this opportunity.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 02:40 PM (3myMJ)

380 And pickerels are for picklhaubers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 02:29 PM (prH+p)


Glocks and Glockenspiels.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Find the Dark Linings in the Silver Clouds at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2017 02:40 PM (hLRSq)

381 357
CNN.

Middle school reporting.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 03, 2017 02:33 PM (S/hVx)

================

IG, you're giving them way too much credit. It's Pre-School reporting. Which is wy SHS does such a good job with the little heathens.

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2017 02:40 PM (4ljGz)

382
Having now read the article, I see that Boys State was identified by name.

All I can say is that had we attempted the behaviors described therein back in '71, there were three to four dozen adults in charge who would have kicked our asses up one side of the Michigan State campus and then down the other. After which our parents would have been summoned to haul our worthless asses home.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2017 02:40 PM (pNxlR)

383 The odd thing about the Punisher: he and characters like him work best when in an established moral framework. Anti-heroes do not work as well when there is not the 'Hero' to contrast them against. Clint Eastwood plays best when you have a John Wayne to contrast against.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

384 "Most of his videos are enjoyable, even if you don't like comics. He digs down into the key tropes of Social Justice Warriorism."


And if you like that, you'll love rageaholic on youtube. Put a gorilla suit on him and he's gorillapundit on crack.

Posted by: Christine Moody at August 03, 2017 02:41 PM (tbOMB)

385 This reminds me of that other Mein Kampf wannabe, Mitt Romney, and the time he forcibly clipped the hair off of that gay boy's head for being gay, although nobody knew at the time he was gay.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at August 03, 2017 02:42 PM (Al42J)

386 One time...at Nazi camp...

Posted by: S. Miller at August 03, 2017 02:42 PM (0HlAc)

387 1. Go back in time
2. Drown Steve Miller in summer camp boating "accident"
3. Come back to the present to go back in time and visit Emma Lazurus
4. Go back in time again and visit Emma Lazurus
5. Visit Emma Lazurus who gives me note saying "let them all in"
6. Come back to the present
7. Let in billions of illegal immigrants
8. Impeach Trump
9. Impeach Pence
10. Impeach Ryan
11. Hillary is President!

Posted by: Chris Moody at August 03, 2017 02:42 PM (qJhUV)

388 One time...at Will-to-Power camp....

Posted by: S. Miller at August 03, 2017 02:43 PM (0HlAc)

389 So if you meet a black girl what's gone to college you have a pretty good chance.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2017 02:40 PM (gIRsn)


Some years ago, a woman I had met when she was working on her PhD, I thought things were going well. Until... she started gushing over this guy, whose skin color more closely matched hers. He was "educated," in that some skools deemed it acceptable to give him degrees, but you would not be exaggerating to call him illiterate.

That was enough for me. If he's acceptable to you, honey, you aren't acceptable to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2017 02:43 PM (TOk1P)

390 Trumps's victories behind the scenes:

https://pjmedia.com/blog/liveblogevent/ thursdays-hot-mic-18/entry-211690/

(Delete the space behind "thursday"

Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 02:43 PM (q177U)

391 And pickerels are for picklhaubers.

-
Release the Fahrfignugen!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 03, 2017 02:43 PM (Nwg0u)

392 When I wen to summer camp we enslaved all the pajama boys like Moody and made them clean the bathrooms and make our beds. They were lucky there were adults in charge or it would have been a lot worse for them..

Posted by: Ripley at August 03, 2017 02:43 PM (MxEKc)

393 That gal looks like Dwight from the Office.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at August 03, 2017 02:43 PM (2kF+m)

394 383 The odd thing about the Punisher: he and characters like him work best when in an established moral framework. Anti-heroes do not work as well when there is not the 'Hero' to contrast them against. Clint Eastwood plays best when you have a John Wayne to contrast against.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

That's basically what Chuck Dixon has said about the Punisher. When he appears in another super hero's book, the book sells huge. When he has his own title, the book doesn't. He's best as a foil.

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2017 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

395 One time in summer camp....

Chris Miller.

Good grief; These people are buffoonish in nasty kind of way.

We should just call these CNN people "mean girls" no matter what their gender. It's like the worst qualities of teens in 8th grade

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2017 02:45 PM (iVOAv)

396
"Hmmm, well, I don't chase women"

That was just a throwaway word for "hoping to have a relationship with"

I was the only male and white guy in a college class with about 8 black women in the mid-70's. I was told in no uncertain terms few black women like white men and to forget them. They were quite nasty about it, even though I had made no advances of any kind. They told me about the term "hunter" as an insult to white men.

Can't remember what that class was, some dumbass elective and I needed a few credits to graduate.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 02:45 PM (3myMJ)

397 I once pushed a complete stranger off of a Ferris wheel.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 03, 2017 02:15 PM (0HlAc)
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Whoops. Sock off.

Posted by: Steven Miller at August 03, 2017 02:45 PM (0HlAc)

398 I am around Miller's age - and was appointed head of Dept of Revenue for Boys' State Kansas. My reign of power mad Maduro look like Justin Trudeau.


-Organized a failed coup of the sitting Governor (locked him in his dorm room, but his yelling got too loud).

-Oversaw and directed Black Ops abduction raids on perceived opponents (and some unlucky friendlies) - employing Guantanamo tactics of enhanced interrogation and torture: super soakers, pillowcases on heads, looping "Fruit Salad" and "Barney and Friends Theme" music non-stop, and devastating "nuclear wall burritos" (lifting mattress with sleeping target off the springs and smothering target to the wall)

-Culminating in the passage of a budget bill that would dedicate the full Kansas Treasury to fund a down-payment on the construction of a New Death Star

Assuredly, toppling tables and yelling is proper Parliamentary Procedure when compared to the 'Lord of the Flies' dystopia Kansas Boys' State experience around the same time.


Post-Reign of Terror - Today, I am proud to say I am a successful business entrepreneur, no criminal record, never been late on bills, vote in every election, and have avoided most if not all ethical, moral, and political risks confronted.
A regular nice guy.



---This CNN douche clutches pearls - and considers this shitty diatribe to be newsworthy. Maybe Miller should have tossed another table at this kid, as a reminder that obscure mean-girl cattiness is not looked well upon by his non-DC, non-journo, non-CNN peers. Spare us and join Cosmo Acosta's poetry beat session.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 03, 2017 02:46 PM (fFfWq)

399 ESPN-Owned Site Asks Readers If They Plan To Boycott NFL If Colin Kaepernick Is Not Signed

Via ESPNs social justice warrior/BLM oriented website, The Undefeated.

Weasel Zippers

Well if they do sign him I plan to boycott and I sure plan to boycott ESPN no matter what

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 02:46 PM (5y11N)

400 I think I dropped that class. The women were rabid assholes.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 02:47 PM (3myMJ)

401 383 The odd thing about the Punisher: he and characters like him work best when in an established moral framework. Anti-heroes do not work as well when there is not the 'Hero' to contrast them against. Clint Eastwood plays best when you have a John Wayne to contrast against.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

=================

Batman and Superman have a similar dynamic IMHO. You could argue that Cyclops and Wolverine are somewhat similar in that regard. Thomas Jane's version of the Punisher worked because you're seeing him change from Lawful Good to Chaotic Good throughout the movie. You also have Rebecca Romjin's character as well as his other neghbors anchoring him to the "Good" side of the spectrum. I'd argue he was less of an Antihero than the comic book Punisher.

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2017 02:47 PM (4ljGz)

402 379 the pope didn't write that article, it didnt even come from the Vatican.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2017 02:47 PM (53MZt)

403 Has Chris Moody's voice broken yet? Does he buy Clearasil by the bucket?

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks. at August 03, 2017 02:48 PM (hJrjt)

404 >>>
Thanks for the tip, listening now. Can someone fill me in on the #makeminemilkshake SJW feminist nonsense? I don't know the backstory.

In brief (tho not that brief):

Marvel has hired mostly women as assistant editors. Since few women actually read comic books (and thus few would have the knowledge base of the genre to serve as assistant editors), this screams quotas.

Some of them went out and took a selfie of them drinking milkshakes. Nothing objectionable.

However, a few people -- like, three -- were generally annoyed at SJW marvel. The Diversity in Comics guy said "#FakeGeekGirls." Just a bit of snark.

This now became, of course, A CAUSE, because one thing the Social Justice Warriors like to do is take any mild crticism and call it 'harassment," which is exactly what they did.

So then almost all other comic book types began tweeting #MakeMineMilkshake (a play on the old Marvel Comics "Mike Mine Marvel" sales catchphrase) in solidarity to these allegedly adult women who were "harassed" by a tweet that said "#FakeGeekGirls."

Even DC joined in to Virtue Signal.

It became another #GamerGate for a few days. Maybe it's still ongoing. Marvel is a dumpster fire right now and some speculate this is their way of trying to change the narrative.

The parallels to gamegate are exact. "Empowered Adult Women" putting up the Bat-Signal for Soldiarity from Males over "harassment" that never happened, and then all the pasty neckbeard White Knights coming to the damsels' aid.


Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 02:48 PM (8rNrN)

405 "Planned Parenthood spent $734,000 on Ossof.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 03, 2017 01:48 PM"

Just think of all the mammograms and women's lives they could saved with that money!

Posted by: Ripley at August 03, 2017 02:48 PM (MxEKc)

406 ESPN-Owned Site Asks Readers If They Plan To Boycott NFL If Colin Kaepernick Is Not Signed




The death of ESPN can't come fast enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 03, 2017 02:49 PM (493sH)

407 CNN
Fake & Gay

Posted by: Knee Jerk at August 03, 2017 02:49 PM (53n3X)

408 Shep on, FOX off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2017 02:50 PM (5y11N)

409 Chris "Squats To Pee" Moody was voted Most Likely To Shove A Flute Up His Ass at Boys Camp.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:50 PM (6jaju)

410 "Hmmm, well, I don't chase women"

That was just a throwaway word for "hoping to have a relationship with"

I was the only male and white guy in a college class with about 8 black women in the mid-70's. I was told in no uncertain terms few black women like white men and to forget them. They were quite nasty about it, even though I had made no advances of any kind. They told me about the term "hunter" as an insult to white men.

Can't remember what that class was, some dumbass elective and I needed a few credits to graduate.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 03, 2017 02:45 PM (3myMJ)


Gotcha. I was wondering if there might be a difference, you know? Guys who are generally wimmin chasers aka hunters, are not necessarily in high esteem... whereas of course, men who are passive in their approach are openly vilified.

If there's a middle ground that is "just right," I HAVE found that my encounters with black women haven't gone well, so, maybe it doesn't matter how a white man approaches them.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2017 02:50 PM (TOk1P)

411
Jeebus.

Between this douche nozzle and Acosta doubling down on teh stoopid in last thread...

... I think we deplorables should start pushing these Nancy boys against the wall and steal their lunch money.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 03, 2017 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

412 ESPN-Owned Site Asks Readers If They Plan To Boycott NFL If Colin Kaepernick Is Not Signed

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The geniuses at ESPN have cleverly positioned the NFL such that whatever they do, they're going to take it up the squeakhole.

I don't know why they say progressivism is bad for business.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 03, 2017 02:50 PM (Nwg0u)

413 (Strums lute)

♫ In days of yore
At summer camp it 'twas
I saw to my shock
Ye flipping of ye table ♫

(Strums lute again)

Gather 'round and hear
How such a table was sent airborne
My take is not fake
♫ ♫
I prithee 'tis significant. ♫

Posted by: zombie at August 03, 2017 02:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

414 Psycho suicide girl got 15 months in the stir.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 03, 2017 02:51 PM (4ErVI)

415 Shemp is in heaven over the leak of Trump's phone conversations with foreign leaders. He was pissed over Hillary's email leaks but he doesn't seem to have any issue with these leaks.

What a turd.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2017 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

416 That fucker McMasters has to go- now!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 03, 2017 02:52 PM (jjaLl)

417 Well that's Livin' in the USA fer ya.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 03, 2017 02:52 PM (B9t7n)

418 So is Chris Moody really unsure of what his gender is?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2017 02:52 PM (iVOAv)

419 >>> The parallels to gamegate are exact. Empowered Adult Women" putting up the Bat-Signal for Soldiarity from Males over "harassment" that never happened, and then all the pasty neckbeard White Knights coming to the damsels' aid. Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 02:48 PM (8rNrN)

Thanks Ace. SJWs gotta SJW, but man that's a rather lame bone to pick

Let's not visit Marvel & DC, 'tis a silly place...

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2017 02:53 PM (hvf9s)

420 366 it's that upwardly mobile thing. Younger women are not so race loyal.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2017 02:53 PM (53MZt)

421 hEY, TOMORROW IS filthy casual friday!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at August 03, 2017 02:53 PM (A3b6q)

422 So is Chris Moody really unsure of what his gender is?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2017 02:52 PM (iVOAv)
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Is anybody not?

Posted by: Axeman at August 03, 2017 02:53 PM (0HlAc)

423 404 >>>
Thanks for the tip, listening now. Can someone fill me in on the #makeminemilkshake SJW feminist nonsense? I don't know the backstory.

In brief (tho not that brief):

Marvel has hired mostly women as assistant editors. Since few women actually read comic books (and thus few would have the knowledge base of the genre to serve as assistant editors), this screams quotas.

Some of them went out and took a selfie of them drinking milkshakes. Nothing objectionable.

However, a few people -- like, three -- were generally annoyed at SJW marvel. The Diversity in Comics guy said "#FakeGeekGirls." Just a bit of snark.

This now became, of course, A CAUSE, because one thing the Social Justice Warriors like to do is take any mild crticism and call it 'harassment," which is exactly what they did.

So then almost all other comic book types began tweeting #MakeMineMilkshake (a play on the old Marvel Comics "Mike Mine Marvel" sales catchphrase) in solidarity to these allegedly adult women who were "harassed" by a tweet that said "#FakeGeekGirls."

Even DC joined in to Virtue Signal.

It became another #GamerGate for a few days. Maybe it's still ongoing. Marvel is a dumpster fire right now and some speculate this is their way of trying to change the narrative.

The parallels to gamegate are exact. "Empowered Adult Women" putting up the Bat-Signal for Soldiarity from Males over "harassment" that never happened, and then all the pasty neckbeard White Knights coming to the damsels' aid.


Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 02:48 PM (8rNrN)

==============

Yeah, that's gonna work. Hell, it did for "Ghostbusters"!

Wait, what?

Pay close attention CBS. Don't go down this road when fans rip "Star Trek: Discovery" to shreds...

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2017 02:54 PM (4ljGz)

424 Suicide texter girl Michelle Carter sentenced to two and a half years

Posted by: tu3031 at August 03, 2017 02:54 PM (qJhUV)

425 NOOD!!!! [flips over table]

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 03, 2017 02:54 PM (nlbfN)

426 >>>Let's not visit Marvel & DC, 'tis a silly place...


DC is much less infested and is essentially counter-programming against SJW Marvel, and eating Marvel's lunch by doing so.

There are some books at DC which are SJW, but it's crap like Green Arrow (who was always a leftie who needed Shark Cartilage Pills anyway) and Batgirl.

Batgirl actually had been a good character before, but I personally don't care if the SJWs at DC ruin her.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)

427 15 months or 2.5 years?

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 03, 2017 02:55 PM (nlbfN)

428 424 Suicide texter girl Michelle Carter sentenced to two and a half years

Posted by: tu3031 at August 03, 2017 02:54 PM (qJhUV)

It's actually fifteen months of actual time though. I think. You need a lawyer translator device to figure out some of what he's saying.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 03, 2017 02:56 PM (4ErVI)

429 ESPN-Owned Site Asks Readers If They Plan To Boycott NFL If Colin Kaepernick Is Not Signed

-
The geniuses at ESPN have cleverly positioned the NFL such that whatever they do, they're going to take it up the squeakhole.

I don't know why they say progressivism is bad for business.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 03, 2017 02:50 PM (Nwg0u)


I know last year at this time everyone was complaining that some of us were saying we were done with the NFL.

I don't miss it. I didn't watch a single down of the Super Bowl, after watching maybe 30 minutes of the entire season.

Let them form a team with the BLM players, the gay players and the wife beaters, and then they can sue the league if they don't make the playoffs.

That was the one thing the NFL could once say, that it no longer can: If you could play, you played. If you couldn't, you didn't, and none of that other nonsense mattered.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2017 02:56 PM (TOk1P)

430 DC does do some SJW stuff ( a Superman issue about the Fourth of July spent most of its time lecturing Americans about their failings), but mostly it avoids it, seeing from Marvel's example that it's brand-destroying poison.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 02:56 PM (8rNrN)

431 Summer Camp video.

Church on fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgGp-aM22Yc&feature=youtu.be&t=49

Posted by: 13times at August 03, 2017 02:57 PM (WHVu+)

432 "399 ESPN-Owned Site Asks Readers If They Plan To Boycott NFL If Colin Kaepernick Is Not Signed

Via ESPNs social justice warrior/BLM oriented website, The Undefeated."


ESPN is just following Mike Florio from Pro Football Talk. Florio is an ultra SJW and has been beating the Kaepernick drum non-stop with passive aggressive posts that NFL fans and owners are racist for not signing CK. Florio is also a thin skinned pussy that deletes any critical comment at his site.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 03, 2017 02:58 PM (OD2ni)

433 Pay close attention CBS. Don't go down this road when fans rip "Star Trek: Discovery" to shreds...
Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2017 02:54 PM (4ljGz)

------

Yup. This "version" of ST is totally going SJW. Its also going anti-theology.

The producer, whose name escapes me right now, has "banned" the use of the word or concept of "God". She says being anti religious is in keeping with Gene Roddenberry being a "secular humanist".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 03, 2017 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

434 BTW, I only know this crap from Diversity and Comics' videos.

I tried to get into comics three years ago -- even buying an expensive tablet to view them digitally in their best color resolution -- but quickly realized that this is stupid kids' stuff and I'm way too old for this crap.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 02:58 PM (8rNrN)

435 Okay. Time served; concurrent sentencing; keeping clean for X amount of time but 15 months real time being served. Thanks for the update.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 03, 2017 02:58 PM (nlbfN)

436 That's basically what Chuck Dixon has said about the Punisher. When he appears in another super hero's book, the book sells huge. When he has his own title, the book doesn't. He's best as a foil.
Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2017 02:43 PM (7HtZB)


I did find it pretty funny when he drove over Wolverine with a steam roller.

OK, so that was in Marvel Age, I think. But it was still funny.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 03, 2017 02:59 PM (CPk08)

437 Bwahahahahahaha!!!! I'm freakin' dying here!!!

Posted by: Nick at August 03, 2017 02:59 PM (eC/Ak)

438
CNN polled their entire organization for dirt on Miller and this Mean Girl story is the best they could muster? That pkace is running on fumes...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2017 03:00 PM (pNxlR)

439 >>> The producer, whose name escapes me right now, has "banned" the use of the word or concept of "God". She says being anti religious is in keeping with Gene Roddenberry being a "secular humanist".
Posted by: fixerupper at August 03, 2017 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

I saw an article about that. Which messes up TOS canon, which the new series predates, but whatever, you do you Star Trek Justice Warriors!! (STJW?)

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2017 03:01 PM (hvf9s)

440 434 I get ads from Marvel sometimes,apparently every character I knew is now female and usually gay as well.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2017 03:01 PM (rmVvL)

441
I tried to get into comics three years ago -- even buying an expensive tablet to view them digitally in their best color resolution -- but quickly realized that this is stupid kids' stuff and I'm way too old for this crap.


I know guys in their 40s who are deep into this crap (and Star Wars, too). Perpetual adolescents.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2017 03:02 PM (pNxlR)

442 433 Pay close attention CBS. Don't go down this road when fans rip "Star Trek: Discovery" to shreds...
Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2017 02:54 PM (4ljGz)

------

Yup. This "version" of ST is totally going SJW. Its also going anti-theology.

The producer, whose name escapes me right now, has "banned" the use of the word or concept of "God". She says being anti religious is in keeping with Gene Roddenberry being a "secular humanist".
Posted by: fixerupper at August 03, 2017 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

================

Huh, can't say I'm suprised. They pushed out the original showrunner (who was a Star Trek superfan) and now its being headed up by one of JJ Abrams's toadies. This thing is gonna flop HARD. Hopefully Nick Meyer's project will pan out.

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2017 03:03 PM (4ljGz)

443 Acosta always wins playing rainbow party.

Posted by: Bosk at August 03, 2017 03:03 PM (n2K+4)

444
The unasked question of this "Chris from CNN" character is, "How many of your My Pretty Pony figures had their hair cut off and then were flushed down the toilet?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2017 03:06 PM (pNxlR)

445 185 Over a thousand asylum seekers from US are being housed in Montreal's Olympic stadium.

http://tinyurl.com/y92quvsy

What could go wrong !! #Superdome
Posted by: McCool at August 03, 2017 02:01 PM (Izjjo)


OMGOOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith Getting Spun Up at August 03, 2017 03:08 PM (A3b6q)

446 miller should sue for use of the word "outburst" because it suggests some sort of breakdown instead of rough housing or whatever.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 03, 2017 03:09 PM (AU4SY)

447 98 Not sure I would classify "Boys State" as summer camp.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
***
right?
I guess it depends on the state because I've generally heard it's a high school leadership thing for kids who get sponsored or chosen and they do serious semi-military things.
Or dick around.
either one.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 03, 2017 03:10 PM (AU4SY)

448 I think Boys State likes to point out that bill clinton met JFK while at boys state.

or not.

I maintain plausible deniability.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 03, 2017 03:12 PM (AU4SY)

449 >>>Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 03, 2017 02:46 PM (fFfWq)

That's better written, and better thought out, than the original. A lot better.
Send that as a letter to the editor?

Posted by: m at August 03, 2017 03:32 PM (LRfkc)

450 What the hell kinda name is Hurry Catch-a-Train?

Posted by: jwpaine at August 03, 2017 03:38 PM (PLsKH)

451 434 BTW, I only know this crap from Diversity and Comics' videos.
....
Posted by: ace at August 03, 2017 02:58 PM (8rNrN)

coincidentally I ran across one a few nights ago and then rabbit-holed for about an hour and a half clicking through some others. Good stuff. I was sad to see what a pile of SJW dreck Marvel had become and now I'm just wondering how long before they destroy their movie division. Apparently the current Captain Marvel character is a locus around which a lot of their SJWism revolves, so you have to wonder if it will start when she shows up. (Which is ironic because as I recall in ~the 80s when she was "Ms. Marvel" she was pretty much the antithesis for SJWs - hot, blonde, sexy costume, straight, action-oriented, teamed up with 'cis white patriarchy' heroes, etc.)

His video where he talks about the one writer who could only describe her character "America" (who the f is that even?) as "brown & queer" -census check-boxes- pretty much summed up how awful their writing pool has become. If you see the character *you* are charged with as nothing more than their race & gender, you're gonna run out of stories quickly.

Apparently Disney is satisfied to let the actual comics part of the Marvel brand hemorrhage money while they milk the cinematic stuff, until they have the younger fans so numbed that they'll be totally cool with Genderqueer Thor or Woke Spiderxim or Captain North American Migration Zone.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 03, 2017 04:29 PM (88jeI)

452 "I intend to start using "filthy casuals" as much as possible"

Me too. I'm in.

Posted by: Che Pizza at August 03, 2017 04:58 PM (JA/HG)

453 447 98 Not sure I would classify "Boys State" as summer camp.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
***
right?
I guess it depends on the state because I've generally heard it's a high school leadership thing for kids who get sponsored or chosen and they do serious semi-military things.
Or dick around.
either one.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 03, 2017 03:10 PM (AU4SY)


I went to Boys State for Tennessee in high school and it wasn't anything like what Chris Moody describes. The university's ROTC were in charge and they ran a pretty tight ship. We had pre-breakfast inspection, room inspection, a full day of lectures, debates, and public speaking, mandatory sports games in the late afternoon followed by dinner, and a bit of study/prep time for the next day before lights out at 10pm. There wasn't that much time (or energy) left for midnight brawls or other hijinks.

Some guys did take the elections very seriously since a number of state politicians have started their careers off by winning offices at Boys State. One guy I knew ended up getting disqualified from the race for governor because he had smuggled in pre-printed campaign materials. You'll be shocked, shocked to find out that he went on to have fairly successful career as a local politician.

Posted by: Maetenloch at August 03, 2017 07:26 PM (pAlYe)

454 OMG! It's the Root Beer Hall Putsch!!!!!!

Hey, Chris; I think you want Camp Estrogenwannabe, the girls' camp farther up the lake.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 03, 2017 09:01 PM (Ndje9)

455 "Does Chris Moody think that the above paragraph will make me like Stephen Miller less?"

All I want to know is did Miller keep a copy of that plan, and how fast can we get it to the new Chief of Staff?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 04, 2017 11:46 PM (4hIeD)

456 @230 wtf is a buzzion?

Posted by: docweasel at August 07, 2017 04:45 AM (39wod)

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