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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/2/17)
Quote I
All wealth is the product of labor. John Locke
All? I suppose The IRS works for their money. Quote II
It is not length of life, but depth of life. Ralph Waldo EmersonQuote III
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson
Quote IV
When the bottom fell out of the record business a bunch of years ago, it deprived me of the luxury of earning a living from records. I don’t sell enough albums to cover the cost of recording them the way I like to. For me, touring is the only way to make a living. Donald FaganDo you say, "Damn streaming music"? Or do you play the world's smallest violin?
Nineteen Republican lawmakers are trying to eliminate subsidies that help poor people purchase cell phone service and broadband. The legislation filed on Friday targets Lifeline, which is a Universal Service Fund program paid for by surcharges on phone bills. If the bill passes, low-income Americans would no longer be able to use $9.25 monthly subsidies toward cellular phone service or mobile broadband. The subsidies would still be available for landline phone service.It sucks to suck, having a landline handout and not a cell phone handout. Give me a break.
It's nice to know that North of The Border lefties are thieves like their counterparts in the USA. If you like your doctor you can tax the fuck out of your doctor, eh.
About 60 per cent of Canadian doctors have opted to incorporate – principally for the tax benefits. It is also a reminder they are independent contractors, not state employees. If a physician is incorporated in British Columbia, her small business is taxed at the rate of 12.5 per cent on the first $500,000. If she is unincorporated, the tax rate is more than 40 per cent on the first $202,800 in income and more than 47 per cent on income above that.
Tent cities. Bologna sammiches. Sheriff Joe, love or hate him is now a convicted criminal. 84 year old man who is politically incorrect convicted on political charges.
I've never had cancer. Most of my loved ones who have passed on died from other ailments. I suspect talking to a friend or loved one with cancer can be awkward. And I have no idea what one says. However there is one young woman, cancer survivor who has ideas on what not to say to someone with cancer.
One Thanksgiving a few years ago, as the festivities were winding down, I rolled off the couch to hug my cousin good-bye. She embraced me and then whispered in my ear, “Stay strong.” At the time, I was 25 and just one week into chemotherapy for a rare liver cancer. My hair hadn’t even fallen out yet, and yet it seemed I had still surprised everyone by showing up for dinner and remembering how to use a fork. It was far from the last time I’d hear those two words, which never failed to drive me out of my mind. What does “stay strong” even mean? Is it showing up for treatment on time? Or is it not crying whenever a nurse jabs me with an IV? What if I’m too busy being eaten alive from the inside out to stay strong?What if someone is too busy to care about you to wish you the best?
Paul Joseph Watson covers JK Rowling.
Kirsty decided to use an at-home bleaching kit to try to give herself unicorn hair. Instead of a pastel-toned mane, she ended up in hospital for six weeks, partially bald and suffering from severe chemical burns. Mum-of-one Kirsty Weston, 29, wanted to get in on the unicorn hair trend.
The sad thing about this story? If you said she has reproduced, you win an AoSHQ Cardboard Subscription for one year. If you said, smoking hair is hawt, you win 6 months of &&&& privileges.
Can the Morons come up with $39 Million? If so we could have Ace-topia.
Got $39 million? You could be the new owners of Darby Island in the Bahamas. It comes with 554 acres, 14 beaches, an air strip, and a fairly odd backstory. Oh yeah, and a castle. Before and during WWII, Darby Island was owned by a rumoured Nazi sympathiser and British hotelier, Sir Guy Baxter. King George of England gifted the island to Baxter upon his knighthood and it served as a lucrative plantation for him with livestock, cotton, palm oil, and more.
August 2, 1968, The Doors started a two week run at No.1 on the US singles chart with 'Hello I Love You', the group's second US No.1. The Doors scored 8 top 40 US hits from 67-71. via thisdayinmusic.com
August 2, 1975, The Eagles went to No.1 on the US singles chart with 'One Of These Nights', the group's second US No.1 single and the first to chart in the UK where it peaked at No.23. via thisdayinmusic.com
We don't have a taxing problem, we have a spending problem. NASA protecting us from aliens.
US government scientists work hard to protect the public. Some study infectious diseases and effective treatments. Others ensure that drugs, food, vehicles, or consumer products live up to their claims and don't harm anyone. But the concerns at NASA's headquarters are, quite literally, extraterrestrial — which is why the space agency now has a job opening for "planetary protection officer." The gig? Help defend Earth from alien contamination, and help Earth avoid contaminating alien worlds it's trying to explore.
Oregon, land of natural beauty and totalitarian government. Oregon takes children away from low IQ parents.
That’s the question brought to the table in an unusual Oregon custody case.
Parents Amy Fabbrini and Eric Ziegler have been fighting for almost four years to prove to the state that they’re capable of raising their two young boys, despite having below average IQ’s.
Fabbrini, age 31, has an IQ of about 72, which places her in the “extremely low borderline range of intelligence.” Ziegler, 38, has an IQ of 66, meaning he is in the “mild range of intellectual disability.”
The average person’s IQ falls between 90 and 110.
The Japanese, how weird can they get?
An analysis by LifeZette found that from January 1, 2017, through July 31, 2017, Customs and Border Protection agents arrested at least 41 individuals guilty of committing sex crimes. Shockingly, 29 of those 41 — more than 70 percent — committed sex crimes involving children.
Alcohol. Hedgehog. And tonight's Genius Award Winner.
Co-workers are Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. The views and expressions on The ONT are just that views and expressions.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2017 09:26 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 09:28 PM (zEjuG)
Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2017 09:29 PM (W4jkE)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2017 09:30 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2017 09:31 PM (rnAwa)
Palm oil? Tell me more...
Posted by: Jerkin' Johnny at August 02, 2017 09:32 PM (kuiuS)
Girls who are afraid of being vulnerable and even naked in front of boys are now to be "othered" and treated, via school policy, as "unpersons".
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13699
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 02, 2017 09:33 PM (vBeA5)
Dare we ask how you came up with that mixture?
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (17QyB)
There's a good chance I would've punched one of those idiots...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: booknlass at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (kdjwF)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (c1VpD)
Y'all might have some things in common....
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:35 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: willow at August 02, 2017 09:37 PM (FKrah)
Add memeograph fluid and I'm right there. Well, 2 outta 3...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 09:39 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (fA1SL)
We prefer to think of it as reparations, for being imperialistic, civilized bastards.
Posted by: Rotherham Town Council at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (/qEW2)
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Fuck you, you whiny twat.
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (s5Kql)
Preparing is always good...
I would recommend collecting as many palm sized smooth stones as humanly possible.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (9A6UB)
And like Stephen King, this endows her with political insight far above ordinary mortals.
The Age of Stupid Abides.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2017 09:41 PM (ClGV9)
Other favorites:
The smell of vintage race bikes using bean oil.
The smell of tire smoke produced by a burnout.
And, of course, napalm...in the morning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 09:43 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (gwPgz)
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I'd say a gentleman's C is called for.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 02, 2017 09:43 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 09:44 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL)
"tubgirl" was Japanese. I guess some of them are into scat.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (/qEW2)
"Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by ingenuity."
This example is worthy of Honorable Mention, as it likely functions, but the bottle must be rotated up to remove the cap.
All of the commercial openers (and copies) opened the cap by requiring the bottle to rotate down, to minimize spillage.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (0HlAc)
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (6L6kG)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 02, 2017 09:43 PM (FUu/Z)
SO, I'm improving, yes?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (gwPgz)
Do not ask questions for which you are not prepared to receive the answers.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (0mRoj)
of 66, meaning he is in the 'mild range of intellectual disability.'"
Nota bene: the American federal government has been busily importing enormous numbers of "refugees" from Somalia, where the average IQ is 68.
I am unaware of any case in which these "refugees" have been told by government officials that they are intellectually unfit to reproduce and parent.
Either there is one consistent uniform standard for everyone in such matters, or we have to admit that America practices systematic institutional racial bias.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (ujwCG)
With wheelguns, most people reloading and using lead bullets with the lube, the smoke and smell of that overwhelms the powder aromas, I notice. Some loads smoke so much the standard joke is "hey, no black powder revolvers allowed in this match!".
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - apparently at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (hGZJP)
Maybe you shouldn't have named your band after a dildo.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (/xo1a)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (UnDQI)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (W4jkE)
of 66, meaning he is in the 'mild range of intellectual disability.'"
Nota bene: the American federal government has been busily importing enormous numbers of "refugees" from Somalia, where the average IQ is 68.
I am unaware of any case in which these "refugees" have been told by government officials that they are intellectually unfit to reproduce and parent.
Either there is one consistent uniform standard for everyone in such matters, or we have to admit that America practices systematic institutional racial bias.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (ujwCG)
What are the odds if was Jamal and Shaniqua that the kids would still be in the home, with benefits coming out of their orifices?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (/xo1a)
Dude, that's the whole point of being part of the ruling class!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (gwPgz)
Not sure what that's about. The little indents on the lower edge of the slide, where the thumb safety engages? I guess with the slide locked back that might be an option, but not one I'd entertain for anything other than pure beater gun.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (PUmDY)
The burning leaf pile in the autumn evening. Freshly mown lawn.
Napalm, in the morning.
Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (tMFgx)
And like Stephen King, this endows her with political insight far above ordinary mortals.
Posted by: Circa
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I learned most of what I need to know about politics from childhood books.
The Little Red Hen
Three Little Pigs
Mr. Bear Squash You All Flat
In adulthood, I realized that Mr. Bear may have been an analogy for the Soviet Union. Maybe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: 9th grade teacher at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (XaVZM)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (kufk0)
High octane fuel in a Chevelle SS
Wood smoke
Ribs smoking
My finger
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (MCEs2)
As for ingenuity, that's a great way to get some use out of a cheap-ass wrench.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 09:51 PM (pszv/)
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Her business? A lady doctor? Only in Canada!
Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2017 09:51 PM (ANIFC)
47 Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (gwPgz)
The opener is installed upside down!
If the opener is installed upside down, the bottle the points down.
Correction: some of the older openers had the bottle rotate up, but in every case, the bottle stayed pointing up, to minimize spillage.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 02, 2017 09:51 PM (FlRtG)
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if you mount a light on it you can use as a flashlight to dig around in your trunk too, at least till you have an AD
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (6L6kG)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (q1+kD)
the internet. If that really is true, we need to totally rework the
schools."
It's a PR blurb to continue to justify the various costly "universal access" programs, the bills for which are foisted as "fees" upon those suckers who actually still pay for their own phone and Internet service.
Don't expect any change in such levies. They may even become more exacting. Jared Kushner is heading up a glossy new "Office of American Innovation", and one of the big brainstorms from that office is having the federal gooberment step in to "expand Internet access to underserved communities".
Some of you may recall that exact thing as having being a 1990s Clintonian triangulation policy. Everything old is new again.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (QDnY+)
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Cocked and locked it is a safe opener. I do NOT rocommend this, but it is.
Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (f4DdT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 09:53 PM (UnDQI)
Posted by: Oregonia at August 02, 2017 09:53 PM (pszv/)
There are a million ways to transfer wealth in the city!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:53 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+8)
"If I don't have thirty identical copies of your completed homework, on my desk, by 9am tomorrow....!"
Posted by: Oregonia at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: Eromero
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How could I have forgotten the ambrosia that IS Hoppe's No.9 ?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 09:55 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM
Sorry, lin-duh fell...
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 09:55 PM (q1+kD)
How Tom Beat Captain Najork and His Hired Sportsmen
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 09:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+
Yes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:56 PM (gwPgz)
Bolton and others of the ruling class to have illegal immigrants live in
her neighborhood, be her neighbor."
Susan Bolton, whose name was originally put forth as a federal judicial candidate by notional "Republican" senator Jon Kyl.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:56 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 09:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:57 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (kufk0)
Well, shit. I'm sorry. I know how that feels.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 09:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:57 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Huma at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+
Seconded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (fiGNd)
Thank the media and G.H.W bush for that
aren't most Somalis pshyco too?
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (6L6kG)
Oh, I will include you guys. I will post in the ONT from there.
Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (jHrzU)
There is already a program to get internet into rural areas. I can't remember what it's called but it is used to put in fiber for the backhauls. Benefits don't go to the user but makes faster internet possible in the boonies.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+
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Not unless said coffee was available. Would drive me nuts to be able to smell it and not have some.
Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (f4DdT)
That sucks lin-duh, will keep your family on the prayer list.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (ZTRlp)
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But the concerns at NASA's headquarters are, quite literally, extraterrestrial -- which is why the space agency now has a job opening for "planetary protection officer."
The gig? Help defend Earth from alien contamination, and help Earth avoid contaminating alien worlds it's trying to explore.
The really shocking thing is that NASA doesn't have an office of extraterrestrial transgender and diversity outreach.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (9A6UB)
A "good start" is when you count your ammo stash in the tens of thousands, vs. mere thousands.
"Hundreds" of rounds is not a stash. It is a mere training class' worth, or a good long practice session, at best.
Breaking into the six figures of ammo elevates one above "stash", and receives the higher appellation of "Stores".
A large stock of guns without the ammo to go with 'em, isn't much more effective than a scrap metal collection. Valuable, yes. Barterworthy, even.
But not, effective.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:37 PM
Comments
Exactly!
Don't charge me $18.98 for a fvcking CD then cry poverty.
I love free streaming music. If I want to see a band play, I'll buy a ticket.
But I won't buy the music. I have enough credit in the "shit, I bought the entire album for one fvcking song" bank to last a lifetime.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (MINbv)
Sigh.....childhood memories.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (fA1SL)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBruAooXPNU
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August
He didn't open her door for her?
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (f4DdT)
I thought that was a given.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (kufk0)
the internet. If that really is true, we need to totally rework the
schools."
It's a PR blurb to continue to justify the various costly "universal access" programs, the bills for which are foisted as "fees" upon those suckers who actually still pay for their own phone and Internet service.
Don't expect any change in such levies. They may even become more exacting. Jared Kushner is heading up a glossy new "Office of American Innovation", and one of the big brainstorms from that office is having the federal gooberment step in to "expand Internet access to underserved communities".
Some of you may recall that exact thing as having being a 1990s Clintonian triangulation policy. Everything old is new again.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (ujwCG)
I got two kids in school. Virtually all the materials are on the crappy school website.
Saves a lot of money on textbooks.
'Course the total cost for the parents internet access cost more than the money saved on books...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Where is he appearing that you are going to see him?
I take it that Walter Becker is not touring with him?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (6L6kG)
Posted by: speedofarts.com at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2017 09:29 PM
Any species in particular?
Posted by: Lena at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (DMUuz)
How about Ginger Island instead.
https://www.privateislandsonline.com
/islands/ginger-island
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (hpHli)
They identify as 'shokushu goukan'
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (Id9+
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I went off the rails at the whole deserted island thing. My bad.
Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (f4DdT)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (kufk0)
Eh, I used to feel this way too, until I started working with the homeless. Where are they going to put landlines? And they really do need phones--they need to be reachable for when their housing applications come through, by their doctors, by family members. A lot of them really are trying to help themselves and without phones it's pretty much impossible.
Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (l8WLr)
Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)
You have to break a few conservative eggs to make a progressive omelet!
Posted by: Caliph Barky I at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+
Good scent Miley.
I'll also add grapes fermenting. I imagine whiskey production has a smell but I've never smelled it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (Ri/rl)
Album? Well, there was the album, the single, the greatest hits compilation, the 8 track, the cassette, the cassette of the movie soundtrack, the mp3, iCrap download...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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You should try stepping into a tobacco barn where tobacco is being flue-cured. It's...overwhelming. One of my uncle's old barns is still standing, and every time I'm in the area, I stop in at the barn and walk in for a whiff. It's probably been 40 years or more since it was used, but the fragrance remains. Heady.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:06 PM (/ZEVC)
Eh, I used to feel this way too, until I started working with the homeless. Where are they going to put landlines? And they really do need phones--they need to be reachable for when their housing applications come through, by their doctors, by family members. A lot of them really are trying to help themselves and without phones it's pretty much impossible.
Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (l8WLr)
Set up camp in a phone booth?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (WrMht)
Uh...no. "Average" has a definition. And it isn't a range.
So the idiot might very well be the reporter who wrote the article or the government official who provided the quotation.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (kufk0)
Sorry about the job business.
The bad thing about hard copy encyclopedias is that they can foster wrong think and, once printed and distributed, they are not under the control of the benevolent government!
Posted by: Caliph Barky I at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (XoldI)
I'll also add grapes fermenting. I imagine whiskey production has a smell but I've never smelled it.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Oh, yeah. I once camped about 1/4 mile down the road from the Heaven Hill aging barns. I soaked in the fragrance of bourbon all night long.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:06 PM (/ZEVC)
That sounds like it smells good.
The smell of play dough reminds me of childhood. Mimeograph papers.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:09 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:09 PM (fA1SL)
Elizabeth Warren: Persist.
Bill Clinton: Ah feel up ... ah mean, ah feel your pain.
Barack Obama: If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.
Posted by: Democrat condolences at August 02, 2017 10:09 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (l8WLr)
My Misanthropic side says, "A lot of them"........Curious as to the percentage of the "really trying to help themselves"
Maybe their family, their doctor or someone else can kick in the bucks for their cell phone.
A cell phone is a luxury not a necessity.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (ZTRlp)
I don't know that I'd blame Kyl; whatever Bolton did, she was a Clinton nominee, right? A conservative senator might be willing to pur forward/endorse a number of folks he would not choose if the other side was not occupying the white house.
To draw a parallel, Scalia was openly enthusiastic about the possibility of Kagan being nominated. Not because he thought non-originalists belong on the Court, but because Kagan is at least smart and capable. The Court could do worse; say, for example, low-wattage Sotomayor.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (H5knJ)
Indeed. Curing barns smell wonderful.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (MINbv)
Takes all kinds of critters to make his fritters.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (6L6kG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (0wem/)
Not paper plants.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (P/kVC)
housing applications come through, by their doctors, by family members."
Do they need smartphones with generous data plans for pop music, games, and pr0n? Because that's what they're being given.
And what happens when the recipients of these courtesy phones use them to organize vandalizing flash mobs, or coordinate criminal activity, or post video of assaultive conduct onto the Internet? All of which can and does happen.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (ujwCG)
Love the aromatherapy pic.
And yeah, "stay strong" is ungood.
Baby Sister Update follows.
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (vUcdz)
Any test that does not include the age of the testee is invalid.
Most people think they are above average.
Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (UnDQI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (0wem/)
Favorite aromas:
Pine and balsam.
Lavender.
Cinnamon and cloves.
Freshly brewed coffee.
Oranges.
Viburnum carlesii in bloom.
Lilac.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
https://www.privateislandsonline.com
/south-pacific/fiji/kanacea-island
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (hpHli)
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (m9X4Y)
First, from Jessica this morning:
"Joyce's ankles are no longer swollen, they look great. Hallelujah! Now off to the races!"
They then headed out to the park for some fun and games, with Joyce's favorite (new) sport: wall-ball.
Joyce has this big, bright green plastic ball (maybe 2" feet or so in diameter), which she placed in her wheelchair and then walked herself over to the side of the building, and commenced dribbling the ball, and then tossing it against the wall and catching on the rebound. Really amazing for someone that couldn't hold a fork to feed herself 6 months ago.
(Pic here: http://tinyurl.com/ybtr6ht
On the other hand, and to keep it real, Jessica confided that Joyce doesn't always know her (Jess's) name.
Jessica then handed her off to Roni for even more fun this afternoon.
[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (vUcdz)
years or more since it was used, but the fragrance remains. Heady.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:06 PM (/ZEVC)
There is a high-end smoke shop in my town. It smells so good that when I walk past I just pop my head in for a second....
And I smoke maybe one cigar a year.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2017 10:12 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (fA1SL)
Ive only smelled wine. And grappa.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:12 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:06 PM
I cropped a fair amount of tobacco in my youth, but the smell of a cured barn full of it isn't exactly something I would seek out just for a whiff... XD
Although, I'm not sure the curing method, it may not have been flue-cured. It was a small metal "barn" (more like a trailer) and not a full-sized wooden one. That could change the smell.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:12 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (ZTRlp)
There are three sets of rules:
One for the underclass most likely to vote Democrat
One for the middle class working stiff
One for the connected ruling class
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (gwPgz)
Nobody knows what to say that is heartfelt and not offensive. Take it in the best of light.
Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (UnDQI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (/ZEVC)
Camping. Thats what you are calling it these days?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (ZTRlp)
Paden: You know, a good smelly saloon is my favorite place in the world.
Posted by: Silverado at August 02, 2017 10:14 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (0wem/)
Freshly split oak firewood
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:14 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (kufk0)
Dang, sorry to hear it.
Evening all.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:14 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Caliph Barky I at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (gwPgz)
===
Via my parents, I have an early 60s set of Encyclopedia Britannica. I have told my daughter she will get them and to use them to find real historical truths. Daughter is well grounded but I doubt they will see any future use.
Sad, that.
Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (f4DdT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (arhmY)
Hoppe's #9 (I'm sure that already has been mentioned).
Freshly mown grass on a Summer day.
The house on Thanksgiving day.
Baking day.
Burning leaves on a Fall afternoon.
I could go half the night on this.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I was younger then. Could still sleep on the ground.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (/ZEVC)
And when I leave the house, it goes with me.
Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (UnDQI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (ZTRlp)
There are three sets of rules:
One for the underclass most likely to vote Democrat
One for the middle class working stiff
One for the connected ruling class
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM
Hey, Working Stiff, you can buy your own damn phone, and get one for that underclass guy too.
Posted by: Connected Ruling Class at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August
Yep. Smells like something getting done or recently completed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (0wem/)
I agree. At least there's an underlying compliment in there that she is currently strong right now. It's not like saying "suck it up you baby"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: lin-duh fell
many of the community college students where I tutor have only online textbooks. but they still have to pay access fees.
you're right lin-duh.
and I'm sorry about your bad run of luck. may it get better now.
Posted by: booknlass at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (kdjwF)
Oh ibguy, I'm so pleased to hear of Joyce's continued progress.
I got a little verklempt at this update. I pray for Joyce and you and family daily.
the tinypic link isn't working for me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (Ri/rl)
The thought that they need to keep doing it because they need the money is troubling. These are successful and accomplished musicians, not just journeymen. Maybe they would like to enjoy retirement, but they can't.
Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (vUcdz)
May every blessing and mercy in the universe pour down upon Joyce and her family.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (TdMsT)
Yep. 2 different processes. Night and day as far as aromas.
The bulk cure in metal trailers has taken over, sorry to say...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (arhmY)
Fresh cut hay put up in the barn, oh yes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (gwPgz)
That's different. They vote
Posted by: Oregonia at August 02, 2017 09:53 PM (pszv/)
FIFY.
Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (84p6I)
... thanks for the email. I owe you.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (fiGNd)
Any time. Hope it helps.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (0mRoj)
Until you look at it. Then you realize that it would be 100 years worth of "honey-do" lists for your wife to gripe at you about.
About the time you had it fixed up, she'd say she wanted a bigger island.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (GiRFl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Poopbot at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (prH+p)
I got the Great Books.
Yippee me.
Blaise Pascal has some choice words about atheists and how they must never be trusted.
Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (UnDQI)
Posted by: Connected Ruling Class at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (P/kVC)
After all, you didn't build that!
Posted by: Caliph Barky I at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (EZebt)
Well to 'some', mash barrels smell good. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (xJa6I)
The rather constant marketing of slogans gets tiresome. Trust me on that.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (UnDQI)
There are no magic words to make everything alright.
Every ill person is an individual, what may comfort or make one person feel loved may anger another person.
We all are doing our best, including the patient.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (/JyEh)
Posted by: Mont San Michel at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (UnDQI)
Saves a lot of money on textbooks.
'Course the total cost for the parents internet access cost more than the money saved on books...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (P/kVC)
Pfffft, wait 'til your kids go to college. You're gonna have to take out a home equity line of credit to pay for 4 years of books.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (D2vc1)
The bulk cure in metal trailers has taken over, sorry to say...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM
Ah, I see, thank you!
There are a few old-style barns still standing in this area, but I don't think they have been in use for a long time. I've never been inside one, either. Just worked the bulk cure ones.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (q1+kD)
So far my textbooks have lied about
- Muhammad
- the Crusades
- Reconstruction
- McCarthy
- nutrition
- global warming
- DDT
... that I can think of on the top of my head.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (6FqZa)
A little trick I'll share with you: put your name on it. That's how I get most of my points.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: Gollum at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (6L6kG)
That's for people with money to burn.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Sarah J and John K... at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (PUmDY)<<<
Oh, Charlie. I speak chive.
... and no, not really.
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (rwqWc)
I've heard that raw cow hides also have an odor that lingers.
Lamp black - Carbon - is another cargo that gets on everything. The trailer has to be steam cleaned. It doesn't have an odor, just a fine oily powder that gets on everything, and tracks everywhere.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (UnDQI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (6FqZa)
FDR
Great Depression
JFK
LBJ
slavery
KKK
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (6L6kG)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (YhV5r)
I like the smell of horses too.
I love the smell of puppies and babies.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (MCEs2)
The bulk cure in metal trailers has taken over, sorry to say...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM
Ah, I see, thank you!
There are a few old-style barns still standing in this area, but I don't think they have been in use for a long time. I've never been inside one, either. Just worked the bulk cure ones.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (q1+kD)
I had a great uncle who grew tobacco. I don't remember his tobacco barns. But I remember him always with a cigar in his mouth. Uncle Elmer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (ZTRlp)
Still don't get the 1911/bottle-opener thing. GOULD, when "cocked and locked", what part of the 1911 serves as the opener? Don't get it.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: booknlass at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (kdjwF)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Yeah, it sucks.
Posted by: Hervé Villechaize at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (/ZEVC)
I had an immediate, visceral reaction to it, and I'm not sure why. But I can't recall a time through my sister's ordeal where I thought that sentiment appropriate.
My $.02
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (PUmDY)
Preparing is always good...
I would recommend collecting as many palm sized smooth stones as humanly possible.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (9A6UB)
I would have no problem with giving the "poor" some cheap flip phones enabled only to call 9-1-1, or to apply for a job. (to do the latter, you would dial J-O-B, and once connected, then dial the number of the prospective employer; all calls being monitored, and violators do jail time)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Splunge at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (iMxBJ)
And add Woodrow Wilson 'the idealist!!' to that list. Although I think Jonah Goldberg shamed the profession into fixing that much recently.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (YhV5r)<<<
How *you* doin?!
Posted by: John F. Kerry at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: Captain Ned at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (8LLKm)
Posted by: rhomboid at August
google it. it is the bottom of the handle and the bottom of the magazine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (gwPgz)
Technically that statement is correct, because the actual number in the U.S. these days is 98, which does fall between 90 and 110.
Great Caesar's Ghost, in Israel the number is 95 and in Ireland it's 92. Bringing up the rear is Equatorial Guinea with a "gentleman's 59". Yikes.
Posted by: HTL at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (KmJDX)
A little trick I'll share with you: put your name on it. That's how I get most of my points.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (OBJWS)
And under that write,
"My Daddy is an Admiral"
Or your kids can point out you're a senator.
Posted by: John McCain - Connected Ruling Class at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (P/kVC)
Pro tip: if someone offers you what they intend to be words of encouragement, accept them graciously and don't be critical, even in your own mind, of how they could have been better thought-out. It's difficult to be eloquent when faced with an awkward situation (and relating to someone with a life-threatening illness is awkward). Having a grave illness is horrifying and I can't imagine the toll it takes on one's psyche; but it's not a license to be a jerk.
Posted by: Average Guy, Kondiment Klutz at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (LMcFk)
The smell of vintage race bikes using bean oil.
The smell of tire smoke produced by a burnout.
And, of course, napalm...in the morning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (/ZEVC)
The aroma of rosin-core solder. And the sea air from a small boat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (lk3OE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August
.......
handle?
grip?
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (6L6kG)
Probably not. Flue meant weeks with a warm column (the flue), so higher costs for (iirc) pipe tobacco.
Posted by: Sarah J and John K... at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (qJhUV)
That deep, dusty sweetness.
And cottonwoods down on the river, in full summer, in the morning.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (XoldI)
Well, the "castle" is a ruin. And maybe there is little or no fresh water.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (hpHli)
Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (/ZEVC)
For those situations involving 1911s, bottled beverages, and a lack of openers. Can't rule them out.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (QDnY+)
"If I don't have thirty identical copies of your completed homework, on my desk, by 9am tomorrow....!"
Posted by: Oregonia
Public ibraries around here have computers and free wifi. I've known people who when they lose their jobs, the first thing they do to cut expenses is to give up wifi and cable tv. Then they use the library for job searches.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)
"My Daddy is an Admiral"
Or your kids can point out you're a senator.
Posted by: John McCain -
So was his granddad too, I think
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (6L6kG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (QDnY+)
The cocked hammer against the grip, rearward side. Again, I don't recommend it and would never do it, but I hear from operators much more experienced than me that this can be done.
Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (f4DdT)
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (XoldI)
The only thing worse would be, "I'm wearing a pink ribbon for you!"
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (kuiuS)
Having been though that with Mrs H, I had the same reaction and I'd never say that to anyone, but I also know, sometimes it is very hard to know what to say in the bad times.
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (gwPgz)
Not the ones I know--their "Obamaphones" are really crappy phones that don't hold more than 10 text messages in their memory. They're basically the cheapest phones you've ever seen.
Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (zEe67)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM
It's been interesting to see the decline over the years in this area's tobacco growing. When I was a kid, fields were everywhere, and there was a huge buying point warehouse that covered an entire block.
Now? I can't remember the last field I saw and the warehouse is gone.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (QDnY+)
she was with an LAPD guy who had been trying to help one particular vagrant.
even went so far as to find this douchebag's family back east, who were thrilled he had been located, and were ready to pay for his trip home.
assmagot said "nope... i wanna live on the streets here."
i have NO sympathy for about 99.9999% of the "homeless" scum. they want to live like that and lieberals encourage them.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl)
Foals, calves and kittens have that same special smell. I agree theres very little better.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (YhV5r)
I had an immediate, visceral reaction to it, and I'm not sure why. But I can't recall a time through my sister's ordeal where I thought that sentiment appropriate.
My $.02
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz
You are dealing with a sibling who has cancer.
The author of this story gets a hug from a relative, not a sibling, who utters what she thought was kind and caring. My problem with the author is that after all these years she is still bitching about it.
I would rather have a relative give me a hug and say Stay Strong then no hug and no comment at all.
But, that's me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Thnx for the update. I feel better.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (/ZEVC)
Snail speed.
Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (UnDQI)
,maybe she'd like that better.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:30 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:30 PM (S/hVx)
I had an elderly family member after a stroke who knew exactly who everyone was, all of their details, and their family role, e.g. -- "Daughter!" -- except for a frequent inability to retrieve the name.
It's a specialized variant of aphasia, in effect.
It can be very frustrating for the person thus afflicted.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 10:30 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Average Guy, Kondiment Klutz at August 02, 2017 10:30 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (YhV5r)
you should have to have a label warning of highly amusing content when posting that stuff.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (kuiuS)
More than anything i love the smell of horse
How about the horse in the Mid-Morning Open Thread?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (PUmDY)
Technically that statement is correct, because the actual number in the U.S. these days is 98, which does fall between 90 and 110.
Great Caesar's Ghost, in Israel the number is 95 and in Ireland it's 92. Bringing up the rear is Equatorial Guinea with a "gentleman's 59". Yikes.
Posted by: HTL at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (KmJDX)
Yep. Estimated IQs by nation:
http://www.photius.com/rankings/national_iq_
scores_country_ranks.html
I denounce myself, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (SRKgf)
There is something comforting about the aroma of a barn full of horses, even if the stalls all need cleaning!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (p6lQy)
Before and during WWII, Darby Island was owned by a rumoured Nazi sympathiser and British hotelier, Sir Guy Baxter. King George of England gifted the island to Baxter upon his knighthood and it served as a lucrative plantation for him with livestock, cotton, palm oil, and more.
I'd join. Jim Jones showed what happens when a communist and a bunch of idealistic idiots try to make their own utopia. Maybe ace and a bunch of conservatives could make it work.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (/qEW2)
another great example of the lack of basics, but do admit to cheating on my own
software behalf, quite some. Things coming back to the foreground, doesn't take too long. Good point, though.
Posted by: micky at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (dF9Lb)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (XoldI)
There are many other choices.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (kuiuS)
Sure, but it's literally words of encouragement. And she's complaining about it.
It's like someone giving me a compliment and then huffing that they didn't mention my eyes?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)
Yeah, it's totally a sham political trial. DJT should pardon him, and then make him Attorney General.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (prH+p)
Bacon
Coffee
Bacon
Fresh-baked bread
Bacon
The perfume a certain someone wears
Bacon
...did I mention Bacon?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (p6lQy)
Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (zEe67)
So ... you get what you pay for.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (xJa6I)
Fabbrini, age 31, has an IQ of about 72, which places her in the "extremely low borderline range of intelligence."
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Naturally I thought it would be interesting to see what Oregon's black population's average IQ was because it's fun to watch the usual suspects make pretzels when you get an opportunity to point out things like this, but the data isn't easily found. I only saw that blacks, on average, are in the low to mid eighties.
BUT
That's where it got amusing. They apparently have been testing at an entire standard deviation below other populations for decades. The fun part? Go to Wikipedia and look at the "race and intelligence" page. Scroll down to "united states test scores" and read how it is presented.
"which implies that between 11 and 16 percent of the black population have an IQ above 100 (the general population median)"
They are posting horrible, embarrassing things that should have people up in arms in the halls of every school as points of pride.
10% of us are slightly above the general population median that were a part of, yo. Hooray!
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (p6lQy)
The inside of an old smokehouse
An oak barrel full of apple cider vinegar
Hay
Lilacs
and good leather
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (GJegH)
Change that to bad cigars. A good cigar doesn't have that "burnt paper" or overly sweet smell.
A faint curl of blue smoke and a glass of bourbon...
I'm sorry. Lost track there
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (MINbv)
There are many other choices.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (kuiuS)
I was thinking more like, "Suck it up Buttercup"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (e9G8E)
hell there are encampments that have solar arrays laid out.
this is a deliberately chosen life style for many, and, if they want sympathy from me, they can look in the dictionary, right between "shit" "syphilis", for it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (gwPgz)*
Yep.
And at the risk of repeating others (cause i have not read prior comments), Range Therapy & Lawn Therapy are what keep me sane thses days.
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (SrXsf)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (p6lQy)
I'd like to burn my high school girlfriend at the stake. That would smell delightful.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)
It's that mentality some people have where they are LOOKING for things to be offended by.
You know what's worse than someone saying, "Stay strong"? Your friends and acquaintances staying away because they're afraid of saying the wrong thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
So, NASA went from shilling for muzzies to working on The Prime Directive from Star Trek.
Just great.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (rZ+mb)
There are many other choices.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (kuiuS)
I was thinking more like, "Suck it up Buttercup"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (ZTRlp)
LOL
Props.
I usually say 'cancer sucks', cuz it does. And add 'kick it's ass'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:36 PM (xJa6I)
Summer's Eve Douche. Oh how I wish I could get Hillary to use that product. White vinegar just doesn't cut it. Maybe I can get her to use balsamic vinegar instead?
Posted by: Huma, Gopher To The Hillary! at August 02, 2017 10:36 PM (84p6I)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Nerdygirl said it better than I did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:36 PM (xJa6I)
Said green ball is 2 *feet* in diameter, not 2 inches.
And of course I also FUBAR'd the pic link:
http://tinyurl.com/ybtr6ht8
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (p6lQy)
Heh. You never know what might trigger a memory. I recall one time when I
was probably 7 or 8 years old, I came in from an afternoon of playing
with my friends. As I was passing through the kitchen, my mother bent
down and gave me a hug, smiled, and said, "You smell just like little
boy".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (/ZEVC)
something in my eye, getting dusty in here...
Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Debby in Dalas at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (6L6kG)
https://m.att.com/shopmobile/internet/access/index.html
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: Prince Charles at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (p6lQy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Nerdygirl said it better than I did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:36 PM (xJa6I)
Amen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (0wem/)
Lumber, yes indeed. I remember going to a sawmill in Masaya, Nicaragua, and the smells of the fresh-cut tropical hardwoods were intoxicating.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (gwPgz)
Yup. Warm, alive, home.
I love vetiver. My gradfather smelled of vetiver. I have found over the years vetiver esstial oil calms nervous mares. I always wonder why. But my grandpa was a cowboy, maybe he wore it because he knew about it too.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (zLDYs)
you should have to have a label warning of highly amusing content when posting that stuff.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (0wem/)
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What did I do now?
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (s5Kql)
Me: "Probably."
C: "What, don't you know?"
Me: "Did you read the owner's manual?"
C: "Uh no."
Me: "Well on the can it says it will work with chainsaws."
C: "Okay, if it don't work I'll dance on your head."
Me: *silence*
C: "What you don't like my joke?"
Me: "I took it as a threat."
C: "I was just joking."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 10:39 PM (hpHli)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:39 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (psH+N)
I find it insulting. Empty words devoid of thought.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (kuiuS)
You know what's worse than someone saying, "Stay strong"? Your friends and acquaintances staying away because they're afraid of saying the wrong thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
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Agreed. My standard response is "let me know what I can do for you". A few times I could help, one time quite a bit.
Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (f4DdT)
Also, horses. Cows and pigs stink, but I like the smell of horses.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
was probably 7 or 8 years old, I came in from an afternoon of playing
with my friends. As I was passing through the kitchen, my mother bent
down and gave me a hug, smiled, and said, "You smell just like little
boy".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (/ZEVC)
something in my eye, getting dusty in here...
Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (XoldI)
You're a terrible, hilarious person, whoever you are, sock
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (6L6kG)
Why this movie didn't make a billion dollars or so, I cannot imagine.
Why idiotic garbage like "Avatar" made more than two billion dollars...I can imagine only too well.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (/JyEh)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (p6lQy)
Because that's what the various groups of self appointed experts have told everyone to say. It gets old fast.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
This.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Paolo at August 02, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:42 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 10:42 PM (GiRFl)
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (kuiuS)
You're welcome
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (s5Kql)
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don't worry: it was probably in a dream he was having...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (Xgxm5)
What's wrong with you people.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (p6lQy)
Garrett wet dog?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (ZTRlp)
Asking prayers for a friend of mine, if you can spare.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:42 PM
Prayers up, Tickled Pink.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (q1+kD)
No comments from Dick Morris? It's like I don't know you people any more.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (/qEW2)
bacon frying (maple cured preferred)
bread warm from the oven slathered in soft butter
camp fires
black powder smoke on a cool morning
those first few 22lr in a clean, oiled rifle
Hoppe's 9 (original) but the new isn't bad
roasting beef or chicken on a frosty day
old, well used books with good paper
Damn! This is fun.
Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Quentin T at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (PXj2C)
Wood smoke, sweat, and cigarettes. I remember thinking, "That's what real men smell like."
My brother caught a big fire last week and came down to pick up some of his mail at my place before he hit the shower. I said to him. "You smell like dad." He said "Yeah, only thing missing is the cigarettes."
Posted by: tu3031 at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (qJhUV)
@311
I was shopping for an external hard drive and found one I thought might be what I wanted, but it didn't say "USB". So I found the guy in charge of the department and asked him. "Does this work with USB?"
He said "Yes"
I said, "it doesn't say USB"
He pointed to the large USB logo on the back of the box.
"OH, thanks. I'll take it. Can I pay for it up front?"
I think the friendly wave he gave me was meant to be an affirmation. At least, I think it was friendly. Well, it wasn't exactly obscene.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: SMFH at August
Scrolling through the hq earlier while on a call earlier.
scrolled by "she didn't like being the spit." No one has ever moved so fast to hit the mute button while choking on a mouthful of coffee.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: O.J. Simpson at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
If you consider eugenics idealism, yeah he was an idealist who didn't want "the wrong" people to reproduce. He and Margaret Sanger.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Grrrr. I fucking hate that. Oh and "at least you're alive."
Fuck that motherfuckers. Im gonna be alive and HAPPY. BECAUSE ITS BETTER. Constant pain will make you grumpy. Anyone wanna start a pool on when next baby horse will appear? I dont think tonight, but im going back to sleeping lightly with her. Im thinking maybe this week, though.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: THE DESCENDENTS at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (p6lQy)
I do not comment all that much, but I read the blog and the comments a ton. I appreciate what you do.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (a7FXx)
As I was passing through the kitchen, my mother bent down and gave me a hug, smiled, and said, "You smell just like little boy".
Some memories never fade.
Posted by: Harry Reid at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (IqV8l)
Still don't get the 1911/bottle-opener thing. GOULD, when "cocked and locked", what part of the 1911 serves as the opener? Don't get it.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (QDnY+)
I have gotten a whiff or two of phosgene, from getting chlorinated solvents too hot, and there is no "smell of new-mown grass". It's just a nasty burning sensation. Which is a good thing, I guess, in that one instinctively recoils from the source.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (prH+p)
That '(band)' did/do some real nice stuff. I think them eclectic and more studio than live, so, I think they tended toward, smaller venues. That's how the arena groups, reaped. They brung it live, wish I'd been somewhere to see someone
do the drum pardon off of Steve Gadd on Aja, if not Steve, himself.
I have always loved their music and actually purchased many of the vinyls.
Posted by: micky at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (dF9Lb)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892824653223387137
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892824750468325377
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892824854268981249
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892824961395679236
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825069520605191
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (3i2nH)
Point taken.
I went back and re-read it a couple of time now, and I do see where she comes off bitchy (for which I'll giver her a certain amount of slack, given the circumstances).
Her cousin was reaching out to her as best she could, no need to cop an attitude.
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (vUcdz)
But, that's me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (ZTRlp)
Again, facing mortality (your own or a loved one's) is a universal experience, yet it's always a difficult situation. Sometimes coming up with something, anything, to say is a struggle in itself. Be thankful they made the effort. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Posted by: Average Guy, Kondiment Klutz at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (LMcFk)
Read
Type
Delete
Well, except that yes, TP, prayers for your friend.
And all in The Horde struggling with life issues.
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (SrXsf)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825164467064832
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825252803301377
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825352401281024
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825458798145540
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)
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Oh. Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (psH+N)
Now, today a HS diploma obviously does not indicate much in terms of intelligence nor mastery of knowledge. But it DOES indicate a degree of persistence and emotional stability that the average drop-out of any IQ doesn't have.
And when you consider that the simplest academic tasks would be quite hard for these dummies, getting that diploma shows they can handle frustration. IMO.
I agree with MH that, if their names were Jamal and Shaniqua, no one would have taken the kids away ---not even if it were just Shaniqua, a HS drop-out with a string of live-in boyfriends.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (S/hVx)
You're welcome
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (3i2nH)
You do yeoman's work.
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (SrXsf)
"which implies that between 11 and 16 percent of the black population have an IQ above 100 (the general population median)"
They are posting horrible, embarrassing things that should have people up in arms in the halls of every school as points of pride.
10% of us are slightly above the general population median that were a part of, yo. Hooray!
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (psH+N)
Strictly speaking, it's 16% of that population that has an IQ of average or better - not above.
The good news: the SJWs themselves lack enough intelligence to interpret the statistics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (PXj2C)
They are with me, the Paolo.
Posted by: Paolo at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (vUcdz)
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Especially since bitching about it years later.
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 10:49 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (a7FXx)
Pull up a keyboard and get silly.
We can always use more posts form a 'Florida Man'. y'all get up to some crazy shit!
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:49 PM (p6lQy)
From the photo of Miss Weston, maybe the reporter misunderstood and she was actually trying to get in on the new "one-eyed ogre look", not unicorn hair.
Posted by: Jeff Powell at August 02, 2017 10:49 PM (y5/+7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:49 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (PXj2C)
Authentic frontier gibberish. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (/JyEh)
"My Daddy is an Admiral"
Or your kids can point out you're a senator.
Posted by: John McCain -
So was his granddad too, I think
Posted by: original jake
I suspect he left the navy because he knew he would never get the promotions his father and grandfather did.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (YhV5r)
Obligatory: "Smells like money!"
Sour crude (with high sulfur content) is kind of nasty, but sweet crude smells wonderful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (SrXsf)
Seem to be an awful lot of us.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
What's wrong with you people.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (p6lQy)
Not the ones i care for. Perhaps the ones you knew were poorly cared for.
Grey horses have a sligbtly different smell. Has anyone else noticed? Its weird almost chemical.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (SrXsf)
You can always tell a ballplayer, because the first thing he'll do with a pearl is sniff it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (SRKgf)
And you are telling us 100 is avg?
No wonder 95% of my jokes sail clear over the target.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (p6lQy)
Posted by: that guy at August 02, 2017 10:52 PM (XoldI)
Huh. Seems to me there's an easier way to open pretty much any small container with a 1911...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:52 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (fA1SL)
You can just barely smell it, though. Same with the coffee now that I
think about it.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (psH+N)<<<
The Paolo will be taking the good care of her when you are gone.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (rwqWc)
I have a friend on anti-depressants, and they have decided they don't like being on meds anymore, so they are doing a controlled weaning off of the medications. It is going to be weeks before they are "normal." And...it's going to be rough in the meantime.
I want friend to be happy and healthy, so I am going to be as supportive as I can, but I can't help but feel a little like a Mother Hen and worry about it.
Anyone ever go through this before, either yourself or a loved one?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (prH+p)
Then you get it. Cowboy grandpa was an oil man, so i get it too. Just sitting here remembering i can almost smell it.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: nerdygirl
And Oliver Wendell Holmes, the "great" jurist.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (S6Pax)
Just so you know, the prayer list does include you.
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (SrXsf)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (GiRFl)
Posted by: Country Singer at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (yzxic)
The smell of babies roasting over dried hyena dung... heavenly. Of course, that was another time, an age ago; practically another world. Long gone, never to return... unless the economy collapses after the Norks nuke the shit out of you racist sexist workist economist bastards... then perhaps, perhaps.
I have found a remarkable close substitute however, one you call 'Vienna Sausages.' Delicious, redolent of smoke, butter and foreskin. Mostly foreskin.
My tertiary neurosyphilis itches badly today, please excuse me while I apply my medicine...
Posted by: Idi's Other Brother at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (MnrN6)
I took an IQ test once in high school, and was completely baffled by it, so I am merely average. Apparently everyone else who took the test was as mystified as I was.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (a7FXx)
You cut hay with thunderstorms?
Zeus is a Moron! Cool!
Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (PGNhu)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (a7FXx)
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It's not a game for amateurs.
*lights cheroot*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM
Heh, I have to admit that I thought this as well.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (p6lQy)*
What are you talking about!?
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (SrXsf)
My mom's cat scan came back with no problems. She's been cleared to have the stent she needs put in next week.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (fA1SL)
I also love the smell from making homemade beef stock (from bones). Better than potpourri.
Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (84p6I)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)
Can't say that I have.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (D2vc1)
I live in Montana!
You can't throw a rock without it bouncing off two trout and hitting one of those retarded things around here.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (MnrN6)
Partially eject the mag--3/4 to 1"and pry the bottle cap between the mag and the mag well.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Mel Torme at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (D2vc1)
In small doses, essence du skunk is kind of invigorating. Driving home, late at night, getting a little noddy, then a whiff of skunk from an old road kill, and Boom! wide awake again. Somebody should market it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)
Is this friend doing this in consultation with and under the supervision of his or her physician?
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (0mRoj)
Or well cared for old glove. One of the older mouse kids was (still is) a pretty good ballplayer (div 1 college) so we sprung for a custom made Rawlings... it's still wonderful.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (PUmDY)
Now, today a HS diploma obviously does not indicate much in terms of intelligence nor mastery of knowledge. But it DOES indicate a degree of persistence and emotional stability that the average drop-out of any IQ doesn't have.
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I saw a signature on another site of an Obama quote where he was speechifying about the awesome increase in the high school graduation rate thanks to his administration, and it was directly above a quote from the dot gov educational assessment that same year. It said, roughly, that high school kids have been constantly doing worse and worse academically since the 90s.
Pretty amusing to have them juxtaposed like that.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (vUcdz)
grip?
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (6L6kG)
This made me think of the FAL. The British plastic has a new-car smell
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (mkDpn)
*lights cheroot*
Posted by: Cicero
The smell of a cheap cheroot?
Ptui!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (psH+N)
It has to be original South Bend air, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (/JyEh)
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (PUmDY)
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Call me when the watermelon smashing starts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (PXj2C)
Thanks. There are just so many Morons going through bad times right now. It's disheartening for sure.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: B.J. Clinton at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (qJhUV)
You cut hay with thunderstorms?
Zeus is a Moron! Cool!
Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (PGNhu)
...
Even better..
HE CUTS OZONE
Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (yL25O)
Great news! God Bless!
@404
Yeah, the only comparable experience I have is another friend of mine who is an absolute nightmare when she is off her meds. She has tried going off them a number of times, and like I said, it's really really rough. And when she gets back on them, it's SO much better.
I am under the understanding it will get worse before it will get better, and first friend will be monitored for safety reasons. I am just terrified of self-harm or overdosing or something else that could turn out awful.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (smD62)
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (WXqyC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (hpHli)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (fA1SL)
The smell just before it starts raining. Petrichor, I believe it's called.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (0mskG)
Gallagher brothers are having a really great public feud. They seem to really despise each other.
Hitting each other with giant plastic sledge hammers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Kindltot
Di-octyl Phthalate.
The plasticizer that gives cars that "new car" smell.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (S6Pax)
A well stored cigar.
Posted by: B.J. Clinton at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (rwqWc)
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A proper humandor makes all the difference.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM
My niece, when she was very young, and her first experience with paste, was attracted to it, apparently by odor, and stuck a finger in it, to taste it. She seemed to be trying to reconcile the taste with the aroma.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:01 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (prH+p)
...
I wonder that no one has created a defensive spray with skunk odor.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2017 11:01 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PUmDY)
Then for Chrissakes somebody put him out!
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: cm9000 at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PUmDY)
Then for Chrissakes somebody put him out!
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August
meh, smells good
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (0mskG)
Well he should roll to smother flames. Or failing that, CO2. Just no Halon.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (hpHli)
Posted by: Chemical Ali at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (PUmDY)
I remember reading that Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee got on each others' nerves so bad, they would stay in separate hotels when touring.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (prH+p)
--sweat from a fit, sexy woman
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (xJa6I)
Mmmmm. Dick cheese.
Posted by: Sheppy Smith at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (Ty46q)
I worked at a summer camp in Michigan for a while, and have some very, very good memories around the campfire/bonfire.
Of course, it smells terrible on your skin and clothes later. Worth it.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (a7FXx)
Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (XoldI)
I want friend to be happy and healthy, so I am going to be as supportive as I can, but I can't help but feel a little like a Mother Hen and worry about it.
Anyone ever go through this before, either yourself or a loved one?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM
Is this friend doing this in consultation with and under the supervision of his or her physician?
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM
I'm with Insomniac on this, I think. If this isn't under the supervision of a good doctor, this seems like a very bad idea.
But in fairness, I have no expertise in this area...
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (q1+kD)
and the smell after setting off a bunch of fireworks (or shooting guns)
fresh-baked cinnamon muffins is good
and coffee, of course
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Chemical Ali at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PUmDY)
Then for Chrissakes somebody put him out!
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August
Someone tell him to shut up and hold still, I am trying to make smores.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (fA1SL)
You told them it was "Eau de Dungeon Master", right?
Posted by: Country Singer at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (yzxic)
Because that's what the various groups of self appointed experts have told everyone to say. It gets old fast.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (MINbv)
I never knew "Stay strong" was a marketed phrase. I think people hear it, perhaps without even thinking about it, and it sounds like something encouraging to say, without knowing how it entered or propagated through the lexicon.
Someone dealing with illness may hear it a lot, but the person saying it may not know that.
Someone looking to be offended can find offense in anything anyone says. Someone else mentioned it upthread; it's just more SJWism.
Posted by: Average Guy at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (LMcFk)
Now that's amazing!
Enough talk. I'm headed out back with a short glass of Woodford Reserve double oaked. Y'all are welcome to join me...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (psH+N)
Never mind puppy toes ... how about puppy smell in general?
Nothing sweeter ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (SRKgf)
I see news stories flooding my FB feed, schools closing and all sorts of excitement surrounding it, but I just don't really give a sh*t.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (GiRFl)
A Vintage Fender Guitar. That smell when you crack a Tweed Case.
Also, the smell of a warm Fender Amp.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: A Flaming Buddhist Monk at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (PXj2C)
But in fairness, I have no expertise in this area...
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August
you don't need to have a degree in the subject to know that is stupid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (fA1SL)
I worked at a summer camp in Michigan for a while, and have some very, very good memories around the campfire/bonfire.
Of course, it smells terrible on your skin and clothes later. Worth it.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (a7FXx)
Oh yeah, campfires smell amazing. And they're positively hypnotic once the blaze does down and you have low flames dancing over the embers.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM
Great news! Prayers up for a nice, boring, uncomplicated surgery!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: zombie Nat King Cole at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: Sheppy Smith at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (Ty46q)
Then people wonder why there are bannings.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (hpHli)
I know I'm alone in this, but I'm just not all that psyched up about the upcoming eclipse.
Gets dark every night here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: zombie Nat King Cole at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (rwqWc)
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My son and I built a great little model kit of a wooden catapult last week, and then, after we played with it for two days, I made him measure all the parts. We went and bought wood and scaled it up 5x, and I'm hoping we can do it one more time before summer ends.
Superballs to tennis balls to watermelons, hopefully. I'll admit that he's probably not going to be allowed near the big one except to help build.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (psH+N)
Also any food sweetened with good molasses: old style baked beans, brown bread, cookies, etc. Different, more earthy, than maple syrup but just as appealing.
Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (V+03K)
Nothing sweeter ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (SRKgf)
Mmmmm, puppies, campfires...
Posted by: Barack at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (XoldI)
http://www.photius.com/rankings/national_iq_scores
_country_ranks.html
I denounce myself, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Let's not tell the Canadian morons that Canada is 1 IQ point smarter than the US. Mkay?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (prH+p)
The Ramones went on long road tours in a van (not a big, plush RV) and wouldn't speak to each other for loooong stretches
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (0wem/)
That's some funny shit right there.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (0wem/)
Let's face it, that in itself is a measure of intelligence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (SRKgf)
That was my immediate first question as well actually. I don't actually know much, other than a physician has prescribed lower and lower doses until they're done, and will be monitoring friend periodically for reasons of health/safety.
Now, I don't believe a psychological evaluation has been done, nor do I think they've been cleared by a behavioral specialist or anything. I think a doctor is assisting with my friend going off their meds, but I don't know that said doctor is actually recommending or suggesting that happen either.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (YhV5r)
I don't really get it. Here where I live, the Earth eclipses the Sun every single night.
If it's out there, I'll watch it. But I wouldn't drive more than two miles to see one.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (zEjuG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (0wem/)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (hpHli)
Continuing Medical Education? I imagine some of the docs will step out of their five star hotel and watch it. The rest will be at the bar.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Considering that 99% of musicians give the rest a bad name, I laugh at their plight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (pfTx2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
We could export some of our ... uh ... Third World imports there, and pretty soon we'd be in a dead heat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Japanese TurdBot at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (qul7b)
like being on meds anymore, so they are doing a controlled weaning off
of the medications."
Any idea what they had been prescribed? Because some of that stuff is a cast iron bitch to quit. Some is fairly easygoing.
I myself took antidepressants for a short while, until they started refusing the duty. They said I was such a buzzkill they couldn't even.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (ujwCG)
I think it's because most musicians are as sensitive as 12 year old girls and they spend ridiculous ammounts of time together.
When I saw WEEN a few weeks ago, you could tell that Gener and Deaner don't get along well at all.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Country Singer at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (yzxic)
The ladies don't stand a 3 or higher.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (rnAwa)
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My son and I built a great little model kit of a wooden catapult last week, and then, after we played with it for two days, I made him measure all the parts.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (psH+N)
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Hate Has No Homo;has son, carpentry skills.
Entered
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at August 02, 2017 11:09 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)
I see news stories flooding my FB feed, schools closing and all sorts of excitement surrounding it, but I just don't really give a sh*t.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (GiRFl)
Back in '70 or '71, there was a solar eclipse visible in Norfolk. I remember the hysterical stories with headlines like "You'll go blind of you directly look at it. Here's how to 'watch' the event safely." Then they explain how to make a shadow box for viewing.
I will say, one of the neatest things about that eclipse was, as the sun peeked back out from behind the moon, seeing the shadows of the mountains on the moon scroll across the ground, until it became too bright to see them.
Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (84p6I)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)
With or without broom?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (ZTRlp)
I took an IQ test once in high school, and was completely baffled by it, so I am merely average. Apparently everyone else who took the test was as mystified as I was.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (m9X4Y)
I believe there have been numerous efforts to make IQ tests that don't require literacy. And, guess what? The usual suspects wind up on the wrong side of the bell curve.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (fA1SL)
I could tell you were a man of taste and sophistication.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: Barky at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (rJUlF)
Good news!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (YhV5r)
Yay, baby horse 2. Baby horse 1 is soooooo cute. He favors his daddy, who is a handsome devil. Can't wait to see what this one looks like.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (Jzaak)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (rJUlF)
Good news!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (prH+p)
Seconded!
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)
Brimstone?
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
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I LOL'd
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)
Brimstone?
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Pillar of Salt-y?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
THose are Canadian IQ points ... so you're really like 12 less in American IQ points.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (/JyEh)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (psH+N)
I see news stories flooding my FB feed, schools closing and all sorts of excitement surrounding it, but I just don't really give a sh*t.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (GiRFl)
You're not alone. I could not care less about the eclipse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)
Uh Conjure Wife Part II???? Or Bell, Book, and Candle the Reboot?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (hpHli)
Physician supervision is a must. Hopefully it's a psychiatrist and not just a GP or family doc.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (0mRoj)
I might add that I find the smell of skunk on the night air as you drive down a country road delightful.
Posted by: browndog at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (PXj2C)
Now, I don't believe a psychological evaluation has been done, nor do I think they've been cleared by a behavioral specialist or anything. I think a doctor is assisting with my friend going off their meds, but I don't know that said doctor is actually recommending or suggesting that happen either.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM
It's a bit personal, but do you know if they are on the anti-depressants for a chemical imbalance or for other reasons? If they were needed for a...for a lack of a better way to put it, but a rough period in their life, it would make more sense to be weaned off of them.
I'm not sure if that is how it would work with an imbalance corrected by medicine.
But it's good that this is under doctor's direction, I think.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (WXqyC)
HE CUTS OZONE
Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (yL25O)
Pffft, I can do that just after eating a dozen White Castle burgers.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (D2vc1)
Great news on your Mom, Captn.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: An Orc at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Ed Gein at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (1opnw)
Freshly hotted-up vacuum tubes have a smell all their own. I guess it's the dust cooking off them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (prH+p)
Mmm. Can't wait for Fall.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (rwqWc)
Let's face it, that in itself is a measure of intelligence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM
What do you mean? That not being able to read is a sign of lower intelligence?
Read what? Western Script or Chinese morphemes?
Or 'read' trail sign, weather sign, or human behavior?
You presume that everyone has the opportunity to learn to read, and because of lower than average intelligence is unable to decipher the symbols when it might well be that they have no need to read written text.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (PUmDY)
That mixed with the Tolex and the Glue, I guess.
Posted by: Ed Gein at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (rZ+mb)
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My youngest daughter lives in the path of totality.
Her 25th B-Day is a week later.
So spending time with her and the grandbabies, in addition to seeing the eclipse with them, will be kinda cool.
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (s5Kql)
I dunno. Taking a look at her photograph just imbues me with a serene sense of confidence that here we have a mature, confident, competent, capable person to handle important matters in a federal courtroom. We're in the very best of hands.
http://tinyurl.com/y9abevkw
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Al Pacino at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (hpHli)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (1opnw)
I live on the north 95% eclipse line.
I hope we get stuck there, locked in permanent new orbits leaving us in perpetual near darkness, as we degenerate into barbarism, binge hunting SJW's and politicians, chlorinating the gene pool and building a new Republic based on effort, merit and redheads with big tits!!!!!!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (SrXsf)
Seem to be an awful lot of us.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
...and more than care to share on the ONT (or anywhere else). The Human Condition and all that.
Posted by: Average Guy at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (LMcFk)
Breaking into the six figures of ammo elevates one above "stash", and receives the higher appellation of "Stores".
...
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 09:59
You are talking per caliber of weapon owned, right?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (hscyr)
I was given one in elementary school that was 'administered. I don't recall and reading or writing (except for math and puzzles)'. Score, apparently, was the same as others I've taken since.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (WXqyC)
Posted by: browndog at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (bGMOs)<<<
How *you* doin?!
Posted by: Pepe le Pew at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (rwqWc)
Read what? Western Script or Chinese morphemes?
Or 'read' trail sign, weather sign, or human behavior?
You presume that everyone has the opportunity to learn to read, and because of lower than average intelligence is unable to decipher the symbols when it might well be that they have no need to read written text.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)
Yes, absolutely. I spent three months in Japan, at the end of which I could read and write, albeit at a first grade level. People who cannot decipher abstract symbols into concrete concepts when such is in their interest are of low intelligence. Period.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (SRKgf)
Blackout drunk explains the hair. I think.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey
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Joey? Joey Biden? Is that you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM
Bite your tongue! Just came in after having a beer while watching the summer sunset on my balcony. Yay summer!!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (xJa6I)
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I was going to say that about my husband.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)
Who is it who has "no need to read written text"? Geniuses generally have less need to read the texts of others ... but they still learn to read, anyway.
I don't think pursuing this "illiterates aren't dumb" argument is going to yield anything of value.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (v3I5m)
Posted by: Pepe le Pew at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (rwqWc)
I am coming for you, my leetle cabbbage...
Posted by: browndog at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (bGMOs)
Really? Gosh, you mean he had one ipod-box sized brick of 22s?
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: Mike
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Somewhat like the tube radio, it's dust. But, I don't disagree.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
Thread. Winner.
That's in folks, tonight's ONT has crowned it's King, for the evening.
The rest of the night is for mirthful entertainment and drunken revelry, of course.
But the pinnacle has been pinnacled.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (prH+p)*
And 28 year olds around the world ALL say, "WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT!?
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (SrXsf)
Douche.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (v3I5m)
Who obviously got plowed on an IQ test.
Imagine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (SRKgf)
http://tinyurl.com/y9abevkw
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (ujwCG)
That is one tough-looking road apple.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (R5lvn)
Think of it as coming off a month long two quart daily coffee binge for example. At a minimum you would be cranky, tired and have headaches.
Weaning is the best way to do it because otherwise the patient can get really jerked around by the brain, and it is both important to follow the wean schedule and have some support . . . as well as some commitment to follow through and not be a prick to everyone.
Because sometimes when your brain chemistry hits the end of its leash, one of the ways it shows is by unleashing the inner - total prick. So tolerant support can help too.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (mkDpn)
But, it is indicative of someone who has had little or no external nuturing of their inherit / innate intelligence.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:24 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:24 PM (hscyr)
Bedsheets that have been hung out to dry.
Steak on the grill.
Least favorite smell: Dirty hippie.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 02, 2017 11:24 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (WXqyC)
Amen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:25 PM (0mskG)
stopping them abruptly is a bad thing generally.
the problem is that the symptoms folks are taking them for usually come right back.
worse, is when folks taper part way off, then old patterns take charge again, and they stop cold turkey, part way through the taper.
don't be surprised if your friend has to go right back on them. also, they need to be monitored quite closely during the taper, and afterward.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (hscyr)<<<
Summer can blow me.
Posted by: The Autumn Wind, what is a Raider at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (WXqyC)
So you like mayonnaise, huh big boy?
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Pepe at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (/ZEVC)
They mentioned that he'd been recently married, and he said it's been a year already, but she still had that new wife smell.
Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo were laughing so hard they had trouble announcing the rest of the inning.
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (/JyEh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM
Yes, I get that.
youtube search "bird solves eight step puzzle" returns about 6,000 videos.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (6L6kG)
I owned one for 'bout a decade, and it was a superb gun at a reasonable price.
Every visible detail about that shotgun is absolutely identical to the one I'd owned, including the slightly proud wood to metal fit around the tang, the exact shape and function of the safety and barrel selector, the ejectors, trigger and guard, engraving and checkering.
Also, the shape of the wrist where it meets the receiver sides. Identical.
Look up all the Lamber O/Us you want on Gunbroker or other sites.
It's a match. Especially to the older ones with fixed, non Rem-Choke barrels.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (KHBKy)
Now that would make it more interesting to me.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (GiRFl)
Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2017 11:27 PM (V+03K)
Smells: Coffee brewing (it always smells better than it tastes and I like good coffee), Bacon cooking, Waffles and pancakes being made, Freshly distilled diethyl ether coming off my still.
Was walking downtown this afternoon around 5 pm local time with my son when I heard the sound of a skateboard behind me. Suddenly I hear a large crashing sound, a thud and looking back see this twenty-something hipster douchebag with an unkempt and unwashed mess of afro-like hair rolling on the pavement with one of those canvas bags hipster douchebags always seem to have. My son, who is almost 10, looks back and says, "OUCH!", really loudly and keeps walking, as do I, although I am trying very hard not to laugh my ass off. Even the homeless guy is looking at him like he's Mr. Moron Grande. Walk on the damn sidewalks you idiot! Skateboards are for kids.
Now as for boobies and elbows: BRING THEM BACK!! Look, I do not give a rat's ass about football or the NFL. I do, however, enjoy the cheerleaders. Since that Kilpatrick-what's-his-name ended the NFL-College-Elbows threads life has been a bit bland. Well he's getting his EBT card and going to jail or a plantation so bring back he elbows!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (QMwOT)
My dear dad. He was a field engineer for NCR back in the day, and was always well-dressed and dapper.
When we were small he would grab us after bath-time, hug us and say "I love the smell of clean kids."
I love my dad.
Sorry. Being sappy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (v3I5m)
That's in folks, tonight's ONT has crowned it's King, for the evening.
The rest of the night is for mirthful entertainment and drunken revelry, of course.
But the pinnacle has been pinnacled.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (v5iqM)
Question for you, Jim. My old Cooey Model 750 single-shot .22, I'm looking to get a scope for it. There is ONE drilled/tapped hole on the rear of the barrel which currently holds the rear sight. Would that be adequate to mount a scope rail, or would an additional hole be necessary?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (prH+p)
But, it is indicative of someone who has had little or no external nurturing of their inherit / innate intelligence.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:24 PM (1opnw)
"Nurturing" makes it passive. People of intelligence WANT to learn. To read, to do other stuff. If someone needs to be "nurtured" in this respect, he's by definition of modest intelligence.
Put an intelligent person on a desert island with a bunch of books, and he'll master them all. Send a dullard to Harvard, and you'll get ... a Kennedy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (SRKgf)
Douche.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM
Troll
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (rZ+mb)
That's my last day in Michigan, so yeah don't care.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)
one of the ways it shows is by unleashing the inner - total prick."
Or people abruptly off themselves. Which is why certain antidepressant meds are required to have prominent "black box" warnings in the prescribing leaflet.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
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Hippy manfunk. Available at the drum circle nearest you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (/ZEVC)
Kalispell, MT. I'll be here until Friday morning. Then it's on to Colorado for a few days.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (R5lvn)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (WXqyC)<<<
Aww. Thanks.
Posted by: Kirsty Weston at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (rZ+mb)
That's my last day in Michigan, so yeah don't care.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)
I've been looking for a suitable virgin sacrifice but haven't had much luck.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (0mRoj)
So... if a close family member gets turned into a pillar of salt, would it be OK to snap off a hand or chisel off a boob for, you know, salt?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (zEe67)
So ... you get what you pay for.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (SRKgf)
Carlos Slim, Mexican citizen, NY Times creditor and owner of TracFone who supplies the Obamaphones gets the money for the phones that we suckers who pay for our own phones pay for.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (3i2nH)
I have a relative who is both dyslectic and whatever the same thing is for numbers. He's pretty quick, but he has to live in the spoken and visual world. Does well in music, too (I don't know if he misreads music).
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (zEjuG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)
SSRIs help push the blue devils away, but often some sort of therapy to help deal with the underlying problems is necessary.
Otherwise, it's like giving floaties to a swim student instead of teaching him to swim. Take the floaties away and its "glub" if it is still too deep.\
Granted, sometimes there is no other solution and there is a serious brain issue that talk therapy and learning can't help. These are seriously disabled people, and I hope your friends aren't there. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:31 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (m9X4Y)
Admission against interest?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:31 PM (prH+p)
Sure. But someone who has aid will naturally trend toward the higher end of their own spectrum.
Nothing can remove innate ability, but much can be done to enhance it.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:31 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:31 PM (PUmDY)
Is Trader Joe's a market or a cult?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)
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Why do you hate riced cauliflower, squirrel?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)
Wait until the civil war caused between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods cultists
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: cm9000 at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM
Troll
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (m9X4Y)
Booger head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (v3I5m)
I owned one for 'bout a decade, and it was a superb gun at a reasonable price.
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regular, or full auto?
asking for my wife
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (Xgxm5)
As usual, he's correct.
But what's the metric for reloaders? I actually have a spreadsheet somewhere wherein I could input my quantities of primers and powder and it would generate number of rounds I could assemble (using my reference load in each case).
By that measure, I'm perhaps not in "stores" territory, but close.
Just another angle.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (QDnY+)
I enjoy the TJ next to my work, I will admit, though it is too far away from home for weekly grocery shopping.
Kick ass coffee can be had from TJs.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (GiRFl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (
Good trip so far?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (hscyr)
my bad.
I'm seriously trying to make a point about intelligence.
I am not trying to make a point about less intelligent people.
Target rich environment for the Horde, i know.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (m9X4Y)
My assumption would be if I planned to try to actually hit anything consistently, then that second mount point for the scope would be necessary. Even with the quite modest impulse of the 22 long in a rifle, things invariably shift around a bit during ordinary handling.
It should be a toddle for any good gunsmith.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (ujwCG)
http://tinyurl.com/y9abevkw
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (ujwCG)
That is one tough-looking road apple.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (prH+p)
That's no judge that's BJ Betty! Her clientele was nearly exclusively lawyers and judges though.
Posted by: Helen, the $600/hour hooker at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (psH+N)
Which illiterates are you talking about, anyway? In America, no one has any excuse to be illiterate. If one is, then there's no doubt it says something about his lack of intelligence.
Or are you referring to countries where the literacy rate is in the 30% bracket? Well ... those societies are generally ... dumb. Like really dumb. Like they would have been perfectly happy never to have encountered reading and writing.
In a world where every serious nation is nearly completely literate, illiteracy says quite a bit all by itself. And not just as some sort of fuzzy value judgment but as an actual measure of intelligence.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (/JyEh)
Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)
You presume that everyone has the opportunity to learn to read, and because of lower than average intelligence is unable to decipher the symbols when it might well be that they have no need to read written text.
Perhaps the REAL separator is not ability to read but choice of spelling ...
Posted by: Gunther EULER at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (3i2nH)
Trader Joe's = Longbows
Whole Foods = Crossbows
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (17QyB)
Wave when you go by!
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Gunsmith. Probably won't use existing hole at all. It's a good idea to retain the iron sight as is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (/ZEVC)
Is Trader Joe's a market or a cult?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)
Cult.
Serious cult.
Never mainstream brands and frankly, the produce sucks.
Posted by: Helen, the $600/hour hooker at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (QMwOT)
And I promise not to stare at it. Prolly be cloudy anyway.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (v3I5m)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: cm9000 at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (C06tc)
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Well, it's the best place to see it if you want to see it with your first cousin/ common law wife.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (ZTRlp)
I knew before clicking on that story that the couple would be white. If they weren't, that home could have been a dump with crack pipes all over the place and the only thing we would have heard is how couples like them benefit from government programs for parenting classes and free shit
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM
Troll
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (m9X4Y)
Booger head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (v3I5m)
You all have to admit, this is one of the gentlest fights we have had on the AOSHQ in around 18 months.
Darn gentlemanly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (0mskG)
kbdabear, I think it's already started. ;-)
(I bring up the topic because it's to the point that *every.single.time* some business goes poof here in my home town... someone asks "is it gonna become a Trader Joe's??" Good grief.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (eMKNe)
for many of my neighbors, it's a cult, and i'm not sure they shop anywhere else.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (Xgxm5)
Admission against interest.
I don't understand those words in that order. Don't speak the code/dialect.
So I googled it.
I am not embarrassed to be only average and lacking the code words that signal my superiority. .
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (R5lvn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (3i2nH)
Trader Joe's = Longbows
Whole Foods = Crossbows
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (17QyB)
May they both lose.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (psH+N)
Wasn't Ol' Roy a brand of cheap dog food?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (0mskG)
It should be a toddle for any good gunsmith.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (ujwCG)
I am inclined to agree. And certainly if two separate ring saddles are mounted, there would need to be two holes. I can jig it up in my drill press and drill the hole. Drilling right through to the bore would be bad juju, I expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (prH+p)
I owned one for 'bout a decade, and it was a superb gun at a reasonable price.
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Thnx. I asked about that at 241.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:38 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2017 11:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:38 PM (fA1SL)
Prices. Their pricing is very good, a cornerstone of their whole formula. Certain items (nuts, some cheeses come immediately to mind) are so much less expensive there - and the quality the same or equal to most other places - that's it's kind of weird. Haven't bought nuts anywhere else in decades.
And some unique products that are very good.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Also, a bottoming tap of proper size, blued screws. Gunsmith.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:39 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: redc1c4
At that point, up get to upgrade from "Stores" to "Magazine"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 02, 2017 11:39 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (prH+p)
AOP. Send me good photos. Email is in my nic, here.
Was there a dovetail in the barrel for a leaf & elevator type sight, or ???
An available tapped hole in conjunction with a nearby dovetail, and I could make you up a properly fitted base for either a Picatinny rail, or a typical 7/8" "tip-off" dovetail for .22 mounting rings.
But then, so could you, I've no doubt! LOL.
That said, one isolated screw, with no adjacent dovetail or lug upon which to distribute the .22s modest, but not entirely absent recoil, would not to me, be enough.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (hZ+us)
The smell of the biscuits and gravy my Mammaw made. Actually pretty much anything she cooked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Aviator at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM
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Yeah, generic Walmart house brand. That's what every Walmart/Sam's house brand product is called at our house now.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (psH+N)
But (1), I frankly would like them a lot better if they carried at least a few brands besides their own.
And (2), the way some people are about TJs, there's definitely something weird going on there... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (fA1SL)
Whole Foods = Crossbows
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (17QyB)<<<
**points thumbs to self**
Nuke.
Posted by: Amazon at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Bonus: Clears the sinuses and tear ducts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (/ZEVC)
I saw a werewolf buying a pina colada mix at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect
Posted by: Warren Zevon at August 02, 2017 11:42 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: browndog at August 02, 2017 11:42 PM (bGMOs)
I'm thinking property in the Sierras will be oceanfront soon. Get it while the getting's good..at least the parts that haven't burnt to a cinder already.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (KHBKy)
Posted by: Warren Zevon at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (PUmDY)
Was your old man some sorta Commie or something!?
Nothing beats the smell of American Propane.
Posted by: Hank Hill at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (1opnw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (hZ+us)
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*nods*
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (s5Kql)
If you guys ever get one-hour grocery delivery off the ground for free or a super-low price, the grocery unions are in deep shit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Bonus: Clears the sinuses and tear ducts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (/ZEVC)
All hail internal combustion.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (aMlLZ)
I remember Ol' Roy. Quite the feller. Could spin a yarn like no other. Loved to talk about shower rooms, gladiator movies, Turkey...
Then he vacationed in Sweden and moved to Frisco.
Often wondered what became of him...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (PXj2C)
Said green ball is 2 *feet* in diameter, not 2 inches.
And of course I also FUBAR'd the pic link:
http://tinyurl.com/ybtr6ht8
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (vUcdz)
I saw the picture of Joyce, Ibguy. What a sweetheart.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (TdMsT)
I don't really get the infatuation, seems like any other grocery store.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (GiRFl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (s5Kql)
If you guys ever get one-hour grocery delivery off the ground for free or a super-low price, the grocery unions are in deep shit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
.....And they know it!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (QMwOT)
Was there a dovetail in the barrel for a leaf & elevator type sight, or ???
An available tapped hole in conjunction with a nearby dovetail, and I could make you up a properly fitted base for either a Picatinny rail, or a typical 7/8" "tip-off" dovetail for .22 mounting rings.
But then, so could you, I've no doubt! LOL.
That said, one isolated screw, with no adjacent dovetail or lug upon which to distribute the .22s modest, but not entirely absent recoil, would not to me, be enough.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (v5iqM)
I will take pics and send them to you. No dovetail, AFAIK. The leaf is screwed to the top of the barrel with one pan-head screw, maybe 8-32 or 10-32. Looks like the barrel does not begin to taper until it exits the fore part of the stock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (PXj2C)
Yeah ... I totally blew the joke. That would be a definite 7 point deduction on my IQ test.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (rZ+mb)
And yes, locally sourced. *cue the children's choir singing*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (v3I5m)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (PXj2C)
now i just have to clear enough room in the garage to get it in there, but the ammo is in the way...
1st world problems.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (Xgxm5)
I know one TJ's that is adjacent to (shares a wall with) a Ralph's. Perfect. Get the TJs-only stuff, then the other (mostly basic) stuff.
Steve there are people who can be cultish about anything. Somebody being cultish about TJ's is just as stupid as them doing it about ..... fill in the blank. The only thing being communicated is about *them*, not about some retail business.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (psH+N)
Wow. It really is the world's cleanest grocery store. OCD heaven for people like me. And the only prices I could find that were outrageous were on their meat.
(Talking about the location in Marina Pacifica.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (PXj2C)
But, his hair was perfect.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (ZTRlp)
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Wasn't Ol' Roy a brand of cheap dog food?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (0mskG)
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Wal-Mart dog food is Ol' Roy, maybe at Sam's too - don't know but. I thought Sam's coffee was Members Mark but maybe Ol' Roy has greater brand appeal.
Hate HNH, are you sure that is coffee coffee or you own special blend of ersatz coffee?
Posted by: RioBravo at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (OmhcY)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:38 PM (fA1SL)
I'm not on a cross, I'm not riding a high horse, I am not pleading martyrdom, or a handicap. I'm not bragging.
How do you measure 'intelligence'?
With a standardized written test?
Ok fine. you have the power, you make the rules.
It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (fA1SL)
Was your old man some sorta Commie or something!?
Nothing beats the smell of American Propane.
Posted by: Hank Hill at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (1opnw)
No, he had the grill linked up to the house gas line. It was a huge American brick affair. Under his grape vines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (PUmDY)
They have many employees, who would like to keep working. And need to work.
Hard to cut them loose.
Posted by: navybrat at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (psH+N)
I'm a cultist about Togo's pastrami. I just don't care for pastrami *anywhere* else, even at The Hat.*
(*A legendary SoCal chain of pastrami sandwich restaurants, not our guy in LV.)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe)
It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)
Rods and chains, old school surveyor style.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (v3I5m)
I will take pics and send them to you. No dovetail, AFAIK. The leaf is screwed to the top of the barrel with one pan-head screw, maybe 8-32 or 10-32. Looks like the barrel does not begin to taper until it exits the fore part of the stock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Probably similar:
http://tinyurl.com/ybnmdt2r
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (/ZEVC)
which means that the traffic will be f'd up for days, and the grass of the capital grounds will trampled into dirt and all the hedges will smell like piss for a good part of the winter.
All ready it seems that port-potties are impossible to rent.
State workers who work downtown in Salem have been encouraged to take the day off if they can be spared since there is no way to police the various parking lots.
The rumor is it will be cloudy.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (fA1SL)
http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/27514 /26120364_1.jpg?v=8D41B9E59BB9190
(remove space after first figure 4)
I think mine has a running rabbit figure in the checkering.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (prH+p)
Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (V0CWC)
It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)
Rods and chains, old school surveyor style.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (v3I5m)
Against a Liberal as that's our zero.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (V0CWC)
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Wrong thing to ask on the ONT.
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (s5Kql)
I have a friend on anti-depressants, and they have decided they don't like being on meds anymore, so they are doing a controlled weaning off of the medications. It is going to be weeks before they are "normal." And...it's going to be rough in the meantime.
I want friend to be happy and healthy, so I am going to be as supportive as I can, but I can't help but feel a little like a Mother Hen and worry about it.
Anyone ever go through this before, either yourself or a loved one?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)
I wish your friend the best. He or she is fortunate to have you around. A person will do what he deems necessary. I have been on antidepressants for about 20 years, and gone off of them a few times. I have decided not to go off them again, though I will alter my pharmocopiea periodically. Nothing good has ever come of going off my meds. That is all I got. Best wishes.
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (H8WVB)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (rZ+mb)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (mkDpn)
Oregon?
Cloudy?
Pshaw!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (v3I5m)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:52 PM (PUmDY)
I hear they can somehow tell that border collies are smart, and I've only heard of a few of them that were able to read.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:52 PM (psH+N)
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Does a bird solving an eight step puzzle require language?
Is a bird that can solve an eight step puzzle 'intelligent'?
Or merely a trained animal?
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:53 PM (m9X4Y)
It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)
Through "IQ tests."
Nitwit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:53 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (fA1SL)
I hear they can somehow tell that border collies are smart, and I've only heard of a few of them that were able to read.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:52 PM (psH+N)
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No border collie has ever translated English into Esperanto.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (PXj2C)
http://tinyurl.com/ybnmdt2r
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (/ZEVC)
Very similar. Cooey of the day was a Winchester Canada product. "The day" being 197-mumble-mumble.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (prH+p)
With a standardized written test?
Ok fine. you have the power, you make the rules.
It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)
There, there. If there were some other test - God knows what - you'd come up ... less below average. I'm confident of that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (H8WVB)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:52 PM (psH+N)<<<
I can damn sure read the sign that says stay the Hell away from the well. Unlike that dipshit, Timmy.
Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (fA1SL)
Wait a minute...
Is this some kind of IQ test?
*shakes head*
You rascal!
*tousels hair*
Eh. Goodnight.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (v3I5m)
Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (V0CWC)
Tricky. You have to use the right length of rope, take into account the weight of the condemned... It's a whole process.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (0mRoj)
Trader Ho's Extra Jumbo Super Absorbent Tampons & Oil Spill Containment Dam with Oxi-Cleans Odor Killer are my favorite. They now come with a section of 2 x 4 to prevent loss. Best EVER!
Posted by: Amy Schumerite's Very Smelly Scamper at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (qul7b)
With a standardized written test?
Ok fine. you have the power, you make the rules.
It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)
Rigged? How?
You have to be able to communicate in order to give any sort of test. On a mass level that involves written communication. Literacy happens to be a very good measure of a certain aspect of general intelligence - but IQ tests are not even measuring literacy. They are merely using it ... because they must. And people who are illiterate have serious impediments to the functioning of their brains to solve problems or come up with new ideas (which is really what intelligence is) ... i.e. their intelligence is limited by their illiteracy.
I know ... I know, you imagine the illiterate genius who can solve all sorts of problems but just can't ever communicate his genius to anyone because he's illiterate and has a vocabulary of 450 words ... Yes ... it's a sad story. And so frequent in its occurrence that there should be a law ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (prH+p)
For a true collectable? Just leave it as is, and buy a CZ boltie .22 rifle.
I
Lots of fairly modern, hyper accurate, relatively cheap .22 bolties are on the market.
Snag you one, and honor your Cooey by shooting it as is, and with due reverence.
That's my $0.02, etc.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (
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Timmy's genes are an evolutionary dead end. Just sayin.
Posted by: Charles Darwin at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (rwqWc)
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*wipes screen*
Aaaand another childhood memory hilariously warped.
Thanks, 'horde.
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (s5Kql)
Well I'm involved in a futile argument with the Moron Horde. That has to be an indicator of something.
But is it entertainment?
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (
We need common sense well regulations.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (smD62)
We tried scarin them off, but they wuz waitin for us with rocksalt shells down where the draw goes into their property, so we decided to try another tack, as it were.
So Pa, he had Jeb go burgle the road-construction powder shack for some construction dynamite and caps, and we put a explody vest on a 4-point archery target when he knew the Gages would come a'huntin . . .
Talk about rigged game!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (0mRoj)
Also the whole thing with the knots and height where you snap the neck instead of strangle the guy to death. The whole death erection thing. Cleaning the hoods (did they bury the guy in the hood or reuse? That has to suck, you know aside from being hanged.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (V0CWC)
You know one thing Sprouts doesn't have?
Yep. Sprouts.
Well, bean sprouts (many chains have discontinued them due to hassle/health issues/keeping them wet all the time). They do have alfalfa sprouts, I think.
Actually discovered this once when we stopped, after the gym, to try a Sprouts and, specifically, to get - yes - bean sprouts. Asked the guy. He said "we don't have those". My smile triggered his smile and immediate comment (probably standard) - "yeah, I know ..... but we have alfalfa sprouts".
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (V0CWC)<<<
Meh. Just hangin' around.
Posted by: zombie David Carradine at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (fA1SL)
And gettin' caught in the rain
I'm not much into Whole Foods
I am into champagne
Posted by: rupert holmes at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (m9X4Y)
So ... your classmates were nitwits, too?
Hard to believe you were merely average. Must've hit you on a good day.
Face it: the simplest explanation, per Occam's Razor, is that you and your classmates were of average intelligence.
A suspicion you have done nothing whatsoever to dispel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mskG)
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Fuckers damn near decapitated me.
Posted by: Zombie Saddam Hussein at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:53 PM (QDnY+)
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I'm always a bit puzzled when I hear someone talking about driving to another store to use a coupon for $1 or some other low amount. People (to say nothing of birds and some of the higher forms of molluscs) have a very poor grasp of the value of time, gas used, etc.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:00 AM (fA1SL)
Snag you one, and honor your Cooey by shooting it as is, and with due reverence.
That's my $0.02, etc.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (v5iqM)
Here in Canada, I cannot buy a new one, unless I accept the number of the Beast (i.e. get a "Possession and Acquisition License).
And my eyesight is such, that I cannot get a focus on the front sight, rear sight, and that damned gopher all at once.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I went out to Charing Cross to see Major General Harrison hanged, drawn, and quartered; which was done there, he looking as cheerful as any man could in that condition. - Samuel Pepys
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Zombie Saddam Hussein at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (s5Kql)
I thought they actually did?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (0mskG)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: zombie David Carradine at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (rwqWc)
Me either.
Posted by: zombie Aaron Hernandez at August 03, 2017 12:02 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (psH+N)
I knew people in high school who used to go crazy for the lowest gas price. They'd drive 30 miles extra to get gas a penny cheaper.
But it was worth it to them. It wasn't really the price or total cost. It was the thrill of the game. THey loved doing it. They loved talking about it. It was a great thrill to them - certainly worth the cost.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 03, 2017 12:02 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mRoj)
Or possibly common sense fairly good regulations.
But I draw the line at common sense tolerable regulations.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I don't like the way this thread is trending...
Posted by: The Gopher at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (s5Kql)
A suspicion you have done nothing whatsoever to dispel.
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I've made no effort to hide my abilities. You presume I am doing something I am not.
You presume that you are smart(er), and that I am not smart. That is the point I am making, you presume.
Thank you for your help in demonstrating this simple concept.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Mary Suratt at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (PXj2C)
Put them in a room alone and give them a piece of paper with the following written in english:
"Hello. This is a preliminary examination for entrance into the United States of America and the start of your journey towards becoming an American citizen.
Question 1: Are you a muslim? Yes or No.
Question 2: Do you possess a university degree in a scientific, technical or engineering field? Yes or No.
Question 3: If you answered yes to Question 2 please list the fields, degrees, years obtained and universities from which the degrees were awarded."
1. If the answer to question 1 is yes. they are denied.
2. If they cannot read the paper or have to ask an immigration officer for help or for a translator they are denied.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (psH+N)
Posted by: The Gopher at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM
*starts making explosives in the shape of small woodland creatures*
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (q1+kD)
Hard to believe you were merely average. Must've hit you on a good day.
Face it: the simplest explanation, per Occam's Razor, is that you and your classmates were of average intelligence.
A suspicion you have done nothing whatsoever to dispel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
IQ tests sort of have to be baffling, in part, don't they? I mean if everybody could get all the answers right, first time, every time, it wouldn't be a test, would it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mRoj)
Or possibly common sense fairly good regulations.
But I draw the line at common sense tolerable regulations.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (mkDpn)<<<
What about a common sense modest proposal?
Posted by: Thomas Paine and Jonathan Swift at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (rwqWc)
Single screw WILL work for a scope mount. But the rear of the mounting rail will have to bear hard against that bit of the front of the receiver ring.
"Female" contour of scope mount will have to be an exact match to outer diameter of barrel from screw to receiver.
E mail me, anyway. I'll find a way to send a sketch back to you. You'll also need a downward pressing leaf spring, anchored by an extra long screw going through the mount's front aspect, and running down through a groove in the mount, towards the rear aspect, near the receiver.
The screw will hold down both the front of the mount, *and* the front of the leaf spring....which will reach back and bear downwards on the rear aspect of the scope mount.
I can make a good many things in my wee shop, but this would exceed my tooling, not having a vertical mill with horizontal traverse screw table.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (0mskG)
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Think only some skin and tendons were keeping his head on his shoulders...
So he didn't totally lose his head.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (s5Kql)
You presume that you are smart(er), and that I am not smart. That is the point I am making, you presume.
Thank you for your help in demonstrating this simple concept.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (m9X4Y)
Son, you can't hide what doesn't exist.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Anne Boleyn at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (nlbfN)
But I repeat my earlier question - what is your objection to measures of human intelligence? It's not a measure of anything else or other than capacity - it carries no weight morally, ethically, or otherwise, any more than measures of muscle mass and reflex times do.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Blaco Basura at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (R5lvn)
Aetius - you're thinking of Saddam's relative and one-time intelligence (ha!) chief, Barzan al-Tikriti. The executioner was good (British-trained, I think?), did his homework - but someone forgot to tell him (probably his own side, our side was very professional on all this) that Barzan had degenerative disease that likely had weakened/decalcified his bone system. So I believe the formula was followed (body weight, drop height), but ..... oops, didn't figure in the bone weakness. So, headless Barzan.
During the first (Dujail) trial, Barzan was comic relief. Hilarious to see Saddam glaring at him with the obvious "shut up, you idiot!" look. One time the prisoners "resisted" by refusing to dress for trial. So they showed up in their pjs - well, some casual/home dress for Arabs looks like pjs anyway, so no huge difference. Well, this "protest" lasted all of a day or two, without any effect. So they went back to dressing normally (Saddam, as always, dapper with the good graying beard and the pin-stripe suit without a tie)
Barzan comes out ..... still in his pjs. Saddam's look was priceless.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (mkDpn)
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Oooooh. Are they offering free full-term abortions? Some pills to help granny along?
Think of the possibilities with package deals!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (prH+p)
This.
If everyone scores 100, or 0, the test is not of much use.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (SRKgf)
This is all on you, h8rs.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:08 AM (psH+N)
Posted by: Mary Suratt at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (PXj2C)
Piker
Posted by: judas iscariot
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2017 12:08 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:09 AM (s5Kql)
And my eyesight is such, that I cannot get a focus on the front sight, rear sight, and that damned gopher all at once.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's physics. I couldn't do that in my youth with open sights. Peep sight helps a bit.
If you really want all three in focus at the same time with open irons, use a shooting iris.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 03, 2017 12:09 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo
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Nylon 66.
Dumb, I know...I mean, it's plastic , but I like the looks.
Posted by: Anne Boleyn at August 03, 2017 12:09 AM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (rwqWc)
To be fair to Timmy, he's got ADHD and is on Ritalin.
Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2017 12:10 AM (84p6I)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2017 12:11 AM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: ShainS at August 03, 2017 12:11 AM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Dr. Charles Montague at August 03, 2017 12:11 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2017 12:10 AM (84p6I)
Also, he's my little brother and I did 'stuff' to him when he was younger...
Posted by: Amy Schumerite's Very Smelly Scamper at August 03, 2017 12:12 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (SRKgf)<<<
Our class was smart. Not like everybody says... like dumb... We're smart and we want respect!
Posted by: classmates of Fredo Corleone High School at August 03, 2017 12:13 AM (rwqWc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSn4WkEA7DU
Posted by: dr. amy farrah-fowler at August 03, 2017 12:13 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:14 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 03, 2017 12:09 AM (di1hb)
Interesting!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:15 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:15 AM (psH+N)
Course the waitstaff and bartenders are all young pretty things in their college years and all wear rather low cut, tight black cocktail dresses.
She couldn't find North Korea on a map if you circled it but she was all knowledgable about some days-long drug fueled rock concert in the California desert.
Course she knows how to rock that dress.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2017 12:16 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:17 AM (s5Kql)
Somebody here (probably Grump) drew attention to the fact that Classic had C ampersand R CZ-82s again a few weeks ago. But besides full safe/no time, I'm fighting caliber creep. Not gonna add a caliber (other than the two ARs, when they're built).
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:17 AM (QDnY+)
If everyone scores 100, or 0, the test is not of much use.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (SRKgf)
A test is useful no matter the score. I still get a taxpayer-paid pension even if I am a shitty teacher and all my students get zeroes.
Posted by: Every Teacher Everywhere at August 03, 2017 12:17 AM (84p6I)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:18 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JTB at August 03, 2017 12:18 AM (V+03K)
I love hockey, but on a good day the gear and the locker rooms smell like Seinfeld's car in that episode.
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at August 03, 2017 12:19 AM (IIOyJ)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:15 AM (psH+N)
I have a feeling it's part of that "Seven intelligences" bullshit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 03, 2017 12:19 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (QDnY+)
A test is useful no matter the score. I still get a taxpayer-paid pension even if I am a shitty teacher and all my students get zeroes.
Posted by: Every Teacher Everywhere at August 03, 2017 12:17 AM
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An interesting hypothesis, and it would only require $58 million in federal grants for me to determine if it requires more study.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (psH+N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:21 AM (PUmDY)
I have a bit of experience with a bipolar former spouse. I so hope they are doing it with the approval and guidance of a doctor who is totally informed and has helped them with their medications. W tried this on her own and it went really badly. If you are on a relatively even keel, not good to mess with it. You can crash and burn and getting back to a good zone can be really difficult. Best advice I can give is to PLEASE try to get her to not self medicate and to bring her doc on board.
That said,
If the friend starts to get depressed, I found the best thing was just to be there as much as possible, to not be judgmental, and to be encouraging and a good listener. I would defer to advice of others who actually have dealt with depression personally as to what a good friend can do. Because that seems the most likely outcome of going off ant depressants.
If the friend bounces the other way, and becomes elevated, that is a whole other ballgame.
Again, try your best to get her to keep her doc in the mix. Self medicating or quitting is playing with fire. This I do know.
Posted by: RM at August 03, 2017 12:21 AM (eP+dt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
Can a low IQ person be clever or skillful, good and kind, ethical and moral? Of course. No one has said otherwise.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)<<<
Nothin' but net.
Posted by: Larry Bird at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (rwqWc)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (psH+N)
My equipment is hung on a home-made rack built from scrap wood, sprayed with one of those anti-odor sprays, in the garage, which is generally warm to hot and very dry, year-round. So, no problem there.
However, I do recall some guys, in the past, who apparently would just toss their bags in the car, then take them out again at the next game/practice. Yowza, ya gotta be kidding me. In one case it got so bad the guy got "the talk" from the team - he mended his ways.
Then there was the guy who enjoyed his beverages *before* the games on Friday nights. He reeked. Even in the cold dry air of the rink, when you'd skate by him ...... wow. Somehow he never got hurt. His team put up with him for a while, then got rid of him.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Nah, it was easy, I just followed the North Star.
Posted by: Adm. Byrd at August 03, 2017 12:25 AM (/ZEVC)
Serving wench! Bring that man a skin of our finest koumiss!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:26 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2017 12:26 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
Whipped out his wallet and paid a dog to take the test for him?
Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2017 12:26 AM (84p6I)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:27 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 03, 2017 12:27 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 03, 2017 12:27 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:27 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 03, 2017 12:28 AM (0mRoj)
We don't want them to know what we're doing until they're on the helicopter.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:28 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Adm. Byrd at August 03, 2017 12:29 AM (/ZEVC)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2017 12:30 AM (v5iqM)
https://youtu.be/CFrBYI3Ntro
https://youtu.be/NrSJk58Erfk
https://youtu.be/yy9VvAuCCEg
I recommend the first and last, but they're all good.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:31 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2017 12:31 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (QDnY+)
....and remedial math.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2017 12:31 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)
There is a "rickinSK", IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:33 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)<<<
Could've used a Cheap Trick, and Surrendered.
Posted by: the bird at August 03, 2017 12:34 AM (rwqWc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:35 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:35 AM (fA1SL)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:36 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: DB Coooper at August 03, 2017 12:37 AM (/CWZT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:38 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:39 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:39 AM (PUmDY)
Homeland is pricey and run-down. The local store is about the same, but looks better. I get things there from time to time to support them, even if it's out of my way.
Save-A-Lot is the cleanest. Low prices, so it saves me money on the basics.
Walmart is where I reluctantly go for the items I can't get at Save-A-Lot.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 03, 2017 12:40 AM (rJUlF)
That made me realize I can't remember ever seeing a white person featured on that google thing. Surely I am wrong, but I really don't remember one.
Posted by: Alana at August 03, 2017 12:41 AM (6GQqi)
https://youtu.be/C3lWwBslWqg
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:41 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Gopher at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (/ZEVC)
Try living my life buddy.
Posted by: The Chicken at August 03, 2017 12:41 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
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was that when the pigeon won the chess game?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 12:42 AM (Xgxm5)
Have a good night!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 03, 2017 12:42 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Buzzion at August
Something else. I noted, unfortunately, that you were otherwise engaged earlier.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:44 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August
Yes it is, yes it is.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:45 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (fA1SL)
It's been a year and a half, and I have yet to see anyone open carry.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 12:45 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 03, 2017 12:46 AM (H8WVB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:38 AM (fA1SL)
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Well...
y5 has gotten my and bebe's bail money together.
Not that well need it, mind you...
That's just crazy talk.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:46 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:46 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: cm9000 at August 03, 2017 12:47 AM (C06tc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:47 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:39 AM (mMeIQ)
Will you be there for a dog show? Have you met Kate McMillan, the proprietor of the blog, Small Dead Animals? She is a breeder of miniature Schnauzers, and shows them all over North America. She is located very near Saskatoon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:35 AM (fA1SL)
You gonna show up?
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (Jcg9Q)
That's just crazy talk.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:46 AM (
What????? Killjoy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (hscyr)
y5 has gotten my and bebe's bail money together.
Not that well need it, mind you...
That's just crazy talk.
Posted by: SMFH at August
You know the bail money is ready and everything but I have to say I am surprised Bebes expects to need bail money. Morons should know how not to get caught.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (0wem/)
Last year on a blog, I was in a discussion about IQ scores and academic achievement in Europe. Essentially the conversation was based on a commonly cited listing of IQ by Euro country and comparing to PISA (Programme for International Student Assessment) test scores from another study. Some comparisons had been made in an article which led to the blog discussion.
Some things with some countries' IQ seemed a bit off based on scores from a decade before (but they do change) so I started looking at info on the original published IQ study. There were some adjustments to the raw IQ data for this or that reason which I assume were legitimate. But for a major country I came across the fact that actual IQ scores were not available. So how did they get the reported IQ score? They used PISA scores as a proxy for IQ since past studies showed
a correlation. That is reasonable for the IQ study perhaps but not helpful when in turn correlating those results to current PISA scores.
Posted by: RioBravo at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (OmhcY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:49 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:49 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Alana at August 03, 2017 12:51 AM (6GQqi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:51 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2017 12:52 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (
You're going to load us up with valurite & then expect us to run in heels? That is downright unreasonable!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:52 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2017 12:52 AM (aMlLZ)
So are we.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:53 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)
Gah.
I hope you're leaving October 21st open.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 12:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:52 AM (hscyr)
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Heels?
Yeah...about that...
Boots is a go.
Heels, not so much.
My ankles winced just thinking about it.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:53 AM (s5Kql)
My record is spotless.
But there's always a first time.
Posted by: SMFH at August
Yeah, not this time.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:54 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)
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IOW, his Angel said "Hell No!"
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 12:54 AM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:54 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August
Sure, if by "load us up with valurite" you mean not slap the second bottle of valurite out of your hand?
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:55 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:53 AM (
Come on, you gave birth. Twice. You can handle it for a couple hours. They show off the legs do nicely...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (hZ+us)
Only if cooked properly...
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (fA1SL)
Pfffttt. Bring her along!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (fA1SL)
Just saying.
Posted by: SMFH at August
Like you want to get close enough to gently pry valurite from an ette's hand? Slap the bottle and duck.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:58 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:58 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:59 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (fA1SL)
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Like your girl already.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:59 AM (s5Kql)
Plus, I like low-heeled, pointy steel-toed boots.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:58 AM (s5Kql)
And a thousand Morons scurry to their bunks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:00 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:00 AM (fA1SL)
Not from showing dogs. All we have is a 16 year old bitchy cat
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 01:01 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (PXj2C)
I know a bit of Latin...
Posted by: Wilbur from Green Acres at August 03, 2017 01:01 AM (vBeA5)
He's right.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:02 AM (fA1SL)
I can't travel?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 01:02 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:03 AM (0wem/)
He's right.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:02 AM (fA1SL)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:04 AM (s5Kql)
I felt a great disturbance in the Horde, as if millions of handbabies suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: Obi-wank Kenobi at August 03, 2017 01:04 AM (rwqWc)
Plus, I like low-heeled, pointy steel-toed boots.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:58 AM (l
Yeah, so wear the spike heels, be 6' & give the 'rons a thrill. Then change shoes. Easy peasy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:04 AM (hscyr)
>>>And a thousand Morons scurry to their bunks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:00 AM (prH+p)<<<
Posted by: Obi-wank Kenobi at August 03, 2017 01:05 AM (rwqWc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:54 AM (fA1SL)
OH YEAH!!!!!!
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:05 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:04 AM (hscyr)
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Or have them bust out in hysterical laughter when my ankles go, "Oh, hell no!" and my mug is kissing the Strip.
No.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:06 AM (s5Kql)
And, yeah, she reads here sometimes. Thinks it's hilarious.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:07 AM (fA1SL)
No.
Posted by: SMFH at August
So, were there a chance, or maybe more accurately a need, to do a Las Vegas version of the tank scene from Golden Eye, do you think you could do the driving?
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:07 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (fA1SL)
From Austin area to Corsicana? Didn't think it was that far.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:08 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:08 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)
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Shitload of construction between Austin and Corsicana.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:09 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:09 AM (s5Kql)
Must be that Wall the Donald was talking about.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (prH+p)
Dominican in February
Toronto in June
Saskatchewan in August
And GNAMM in SEPTEMBER!
VEGAS baby!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (0wem/)
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Pretty much, especially between Temple and Waco.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:12 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:12 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:09 AM (s5Kql)
Oh yeah, that.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:13 AM (Jcg9Q)
Dominican in February
Toronto in June
Saskatchewan in August
And GNAMM in SEPTEMBER!
VEGAS baby!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August
Yep.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:13 AM (0wem/)
If I drank less, I would be more prompt, but who gives a sit? Verily etc....
2 thoughts:
a. An island is no fun if you can't shoot and lill people trying to get to it without permission. I am not in a general way sympathetic to Nazis or their hangers on, but if a man has an Island, good on him. He should fortify it, and if he fails he may rot. This guy failed. So let him die in obscurity. I want his island not.
b. That is the third (possibly the second) best use for a crescent wrench ever. I will make one, because I can.
c. Balvenie makes excellent stuff. Especially if someone else is buying.
OK three thoughts......
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 03, 2017 01:14 AM (bv6Jt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (fA1SL)
So by recreation breaks, you mean stopping for a quickie in the Buc-ee's parking lot?
Thought so.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:14 AM (Jcg9Q)
SEARS circa 1980's was just packed with a popcorn smell, it was like popcorn porn.
Target circa 2017 is filled with a toxic Chinese plastic smell. My twins were just complaining about it.
Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (fA1SL)
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Hooah.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:16 AM (s5Kql)
No.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:06 AM (
Your ankles are too afraid of you to pull that shit!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:16 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:17 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:16 AM (hscyr)
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They're doing a piss-poor job of showing it.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:18 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:18 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:19 AM (0wem/)
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Hooah.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:16 AM (s5Kql)
I remember my first high-school metal shop class was making a bottle opener. Piece of flat bar, drill a hole and hacksaw it into a slot for the hook, drill a smaller hang-up hole in the other end, draw-file it for a smooth finish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:19 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: Alana at August 03, 2017 12:41 AM (6GQqi)
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Dolores del Rio came from an old, super-rich colonial family. She was of Spanish aristocratic descent, completely Euro-white.
Google has deceptively given her a tan but actually she had fair skin, which made a stunning contrast with her dark eyes and hair.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 01:20 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:18 AM (
So Y5 needs to line up a litter, and 6 studly litter bearers for your ankles. And our viewing pleasure?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Victoria at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (AZQYp)
I've seen too much smart to think its worth a single tear. Courage, love, hope, yes. But smart is like being tall: who gives a shit. Useful, like a hammer. Nothing to get attached to. I
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (bv6Jt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:23 AM (s5Kql)
But, well, yeah.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:17 AM (fA1SL)
Me? Frown? No way man. I'd be cheering you on.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:24 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (fA1SL)
My hero.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:24 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:24 AM (Jcg9Q)
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With pom-poms and a cutesy cheerleader uniform.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:25 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:25 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:26 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:26 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: The Helicopter Hat at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 03, 2017 01:29 AM (bv6Jt)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:29 AM (s5Kql)
This - I hate this sort of thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:30 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2017 01:30 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:31 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Zog at August 03, 2017 01:31 AM (OIdXd)
Nice!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:32 AM (fA1SL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmel41_NhuU
Posted by: The Helicopter Hat at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (vBeA5)
Turned that one off right quick. Sound track has several full-volume honking noises; sounds like bad feedback.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:32 AM (prH+p)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:32 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:33 AM (fA1SL)
Tilting the bottle upwards to open it risks spillage."
-Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (s5Kql)
Clever girl. I hadn't noticed that until you pointed it out.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:34 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:34 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:35 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:32 AM (prH+p)
It was Thatcher saying "God save the Queen".
Posted by: The Helicopter Hat at August 03, 2017 01:36 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:37 AM (fA1SL)
SEARS circa 1980's was just packed with a popcorn smell, it was like popcorn porn.
Target circa 2017 is filled with a toxic Chinese plastic smell. My twins were just complaining about it.
Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (QCc6B)
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Woolworth. I swear they bottled that smell.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2017 01:38 AM (QMwOT)
Target circa 2017 is filled with a toxic Chinese plastic smell. My twins were just complaining about it.
Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (QCc6B)
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I went to Sears a few weeks ago for an oil change.
You nailed it.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:39 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: The Helicopter Hat at August 03, 2017 01:36 AM (vBeA5)
Couldn't prove it by me. Just a loud noise that damned near blew out my speakers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:40 AM (prH+p)
SEARS circa 1980's was just packed with a popcorn smell, it was like popcorn porn.
Target circa 2017 is filled with a toxic Chinese plastic smell. My twins were just complaining about it.
Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (QCc6B)
https://youtu.be/1EcjRrAYmKc
Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2017 01:41 AM (cAnNx)
Tilting the bottle upwards to open it risks spillage.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (s5Kql)
I know a dude who has a bottle opener right in the center of the air cleaner of his Harley. He also had it oriented wrong, so I flipped it for him. I told him I flipped it so he didn't spill beer on the engine. He said no biggie, the engine deserves a drink.
gotta love the Harley crowd. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2017 01:41 AM (aMlLZ)
He's never smelled his daughters.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:42 AM (s5Kql)
He agrees.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:43 AM (s5Kql)
The Target smelling like Chinese plastic is probably cause that's what all their crap is made from and/or packaged in.
Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2017 01:43 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:44 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:44 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:45 AM (fA1SL)
-Gasoline
-Fresh-Cut Wood
-Lemon Floor Cleanser
-Bleach+Bounce after the whites come out of the Dryer
-Campfires
-Spring Blooms
-Petrichor
-Coffee
-Well-Maintained Pussy
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 03, 2017 01:45 AM (Kwney)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:44 AM (fA1SL)
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Living in Hawai'i doesn't help matters...
But he's here.
That's all that matters.
His wife and daughters will agree.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:46 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:47 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:47 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:51 AM (fA1SL)
...and I still have at least ten of them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)
But he's here.
That's all that matters.
His wife and daughters will agree."
-Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:46 AM (s5Kql)
No doubt, ma'am. Here's to him still being around for those close to him.
*raises glass*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:54 AM (Ckg4U)
And growing up in Hawai'i from the time he was three to the present, he remembers a lot.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:54 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:55 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:55 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:56 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:57 AM (fA1SL)
Shadilay, my dudes and chicks and all my siblings!
Praise Kek!
All hail Blue Whale!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 02:01 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Is there anything about transporting fireworks from Texas to Nevada?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)
Is there anything about transporting fireworks from Texas to Nevada?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)
Does this "firework" have treads? lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2017 02:07 AM (aMlLZ)
Is there anything about transporting fireworks from Texas to Nevada?
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)
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Uh oh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 02:07 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:08 AM (s5Kql)
SMFH is gonna strip in Vegas wearing high heel boots and put her ankles behind her head?
*faints*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2017 02:10 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 03, 2017 02:11 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 02:07 AM (0jtPF)
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They're fireworks.
I bought more than I needed for the 4th.
Damn Killeen PD gets all butthurt when you set 'em off in the city limits.
Go figure.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:11 AM (s5Kql)
*faints*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2017 02:10 AM (qul7b)
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Where the fuck did you read that??
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:12 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:13 AM (s5Kql)
*faints*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2017 02:10 AM (qul7b)
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Where the fuck did you read that??
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:12 AM (s5Kql)
Nowhere.
It's just what we want.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 02:14 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:15 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)
Oh dear.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 02:15 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 02:15 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 02:16 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:12 AM (s5Kql)
Uhhh... here?
Perhaps wandering in and out reading bits at a time and picking the wrong week to quit sniffing glue was an error...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2017 02:17 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:21 AM (Ckg4U)
You'd need recon, so as to ascertain a viable location, from which to render your display.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:26 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:28 AM (s5Kql)
Is there anything about transporting fireworks from Texas to Nevada?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)
IIRC, if you are driving, Federal law allows one to transport a gun through other states. Doubt you'd have any problem in Arizona, or even in New Mexico.
Also, you can use a Federally licenced gun dealer to have them properly transported for pick-up in another state. Nevada does not have a registration or reporting requirement anymore, and if your gun is legal in Texas, it's legal in Nevada.
Posted by: The Right to Keep and Bare Hats at August 03, 2017 02:29 AM (vBeA5)
And I pretty much wish the same on Samantha Power. Except if she likes pink. Pick purple or Trump gold if it bothers her.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:34 AM (6jaju)
In the desert."
-Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:28 AM (s5Kql)
You're talking about persuading Valu-Rite swilling, gambling degenerates in air conditioning to go out into the desert in Ninety-Degree temperatures to watch Class C fireworks.
"Duh" passed to your corner.... lol.
Don't get me wrong. I'd be 50-/50 on it. I love fireworks. I left that link in hopes that you'll be able to do what you like.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Dare we ask how you came up with that mixture?
Posted by: t-birdHaving a .45 caliber hoo-hah is a plus?*hey what, you want me to go deeper into the comments?*
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:46 AM (6jaju)
If this is an advertisement for the Vegas MoMe -- It's working.
*looks for the y5 email address*
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:50 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 02:53 AM (prH+p)
If this is an advertisement for the Vegas MoMe -- It's working.
*looks for the y5 email address*
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:50 AM (6jaju)
yankeefifth at gmail dot com
as a secondary, you can e-mail me at the e-mail noted at my site linked in my nic.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 02:54 AM (vBeA5)
just don't take any into #Failifornia: they have no sense of humor here.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 02:54 AM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:54 AM (Ckg4U)
I'm mentally challenged by Mountain Dew and vodka, but mostly vodka.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:55 AM (6jaju)
starting a brush fire would put a crimp in your weekend plans.
as well as delay your trip home for quite some time.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 02:56 AM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 02:58 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:00 AM (Jcg9Q)
starting a brush fire would put a crimp in your weekend plans.
I don't think you are familiar with the Nevada desert. You can set off a fucking nuclear weapon out there without lighting a brush fire.
I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 03:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:10 AM (Xgxm5)
I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (6jaju)
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I'm familiar with it.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:13 AM (s5Kql)
Also, you can use a Federally licenced gun dealer to have them properly transported for pick-up in another state. Nevada does not have a registration or reporting requirement anymore, and if your gun is legal in Texas, it's legal in Nevada.
Posted by: The Right to Keep and Bare Hats at August 03, 2017 02:29 AM (vBeA5)
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I knew that.
I asked about fireworks.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:16 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:13 AM (s5Kql)
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we both are, hence my qualifier of being careful where...
out on a playa, no problemo
surrounded by creosote bushes, etc, Katy bar the door...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:19 AM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:19 AM (Xgxm5)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:21 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:10 AM (Xgxm5)
hat at politicalhat dot com
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:21 AM (vBeA5)
Plus, I've got lots of fish to smoke.
MoMee in the winter, folks. When we need it. Please.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (NXsWM)
leave them at home
http://www.clarkcountynv.gov/fire/Pages/
FireworksSafety.aspx
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (Xgxm5)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Feller_(nuclear_tests)
Above ground atomic warhead artillery tests. In Nevada.
Now that's a big Twinkie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (Xgxm5)
From what I've read and understand, I can basically drive from Texas to Vegas armed to the teeth.
Which is what I'll be doing.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (Jcg9Q)
I asked about fireworks.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:16 AM (s5Kql)
My bad. That was in response to a query about firearms.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:24 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:24 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (NXsWM)
How about Texas in October? Pretty nice around here then. 80's and such.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:24 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:24 AM (Xgxm5)
Plus, I've got lots of fish to smoke.
MoMee in the winter, folks. When we need it. Please.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (NXsWM)
Vegas is best in the Spring and Fall. It's actually snowed here in Vegas a couple years in all the years I've been here.
Snow is weird.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:25 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:25 AM (Jcg9Q)
leave them at home
http://www.clarkcountynv.gov/fire/Pages
/FireworksSafety.aspx
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (Xgxm5)
You can get away with a lot during the 4th of July... A LOT.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:26 AM (vBeA5)
Clark County.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (s5Kql)
Nye is less than an hour away from my home.
The Indian reservation is even closer.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:26 AM (vBeA5)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Feller_(nuclear_tests)
Above ground atomic warhead artillery tests. In Nevada.
Now that's a big Twinkie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (6jaju)
I recommend visiting the Atomic Testing Museum.
Having a background in nuclear chemistry I have many a story to tell (without divulging anything I legally can't, of course).
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:29 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:29 AM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:34 AM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: The Right to Keep and Bare Hats at August 03, 2017 02:29 AM (vBeA5)
Tell that to New Jersey which arrested a mother from Philly when she accidentally drove into Jersey with her properly licensed pistol.
Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2017 03:36 AM (84p6I)
just have to buy them all at once.
you volunteering to be our docent, Hat?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:36 AM (Xgxm5)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clark_County,_Nevada
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:29 AM (Xgxm5)
A lot of counties in the Southwest are.
Never understood the itty-bitty counties one sees back East..
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:36 AM (vBeA5)
just have to buy them all at once.
you volunteering to be our docent, Hat?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:36 AM (Xgxm5)
If there is enough interest, it's possible.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:38 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:39 AM (Xgxm5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:39 AM (Xgxm5)
The Area 51 exhibit is silly, but also kinda fun.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:40 AM (vBeA5)
With an area of 20,105 square miles, San Bernardino County is the largest county in the United States by area, although some of Alaska's boroughs and census areas are larger. It is larger than each of the nine smallest states, larger than the four smallest states combined, and larger than 70 different sovereign nations.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:55 AM (Xgxm5)
it's a bit of a drive from Vegas though
http://pahrumpfireworks.com/
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:03 AM (Xgxm5)
fing kill joys.
http://pahrumpfireworks.com/pahrump-
fireworks-shoot-site/
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:06 AM (Xgxm5)
http://pahrumpfireworks.com/
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:03 AM (Xgxm5)
Pfffft. 63.7 miles. We can do that in half an hour.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 04:07 AM (Jcg9Q)
it's a bit of a drive from Vegas though
http://pahrumpfireworks.com/
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:03 AM (Xgxm5)
Ah, Pahrump... whatever you can't do legally in Vegas, you can do in Pahrump... especially with legal brothel workers...
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 04:15 AM (vBeA5)
and we're not talking Interstate miles either, so you're not going to be doing 80 or 80... at least i won't be.
alamofireworks.com/news/nevada-pahrump-
fireworks-shooters-site-upgrade/
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:21 AM (Xgxm5)
i'm for a shower and some fitful sleep to the fan's roar.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:22 AM (Xgxm5)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2017 04:28 AM (pPKG5)
I was taken by van (along with half dozen others, mostly Chinese) out to Pahrump and shown a piece of desert and sat through an hour of sales talk. (didn't buy, but got the free night in Vegas at a hotel)
I've been back to Pahrump and watched it grow, that little lot is still a piece of desert with street signs and everything....But I do like the area, they even have a Wally world now...and several large casino's. And of course Miss Kitty's resort for the tired traveler (male) Not actual name, but you get the idea.
Posted by: Colin at August 03, 2017 04:33 AM (C/8rA)
Also, winter usually follows summer. You might want to also warm your homes against the "climate change".
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 03, 2017 04:34 AM (lIZQs)
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In the "olden days" you went to the movies or the mall. I grew up in the mountains, and just never got that hot. Played in the local creek, and the water was always cool. Captured crayfish, and mostly just rode my bike fast to keep cool...
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Posted by: bergerbilder at August 03, 2017 04:34 AM (lIZQs)
In the "olden days" you went to the movies or the mall. I grew up in the mountains, and just never got that hot. Played in the local creek, and the water was always cool. Captured crayfish, and mostly just rode my bike fast to keep cool...
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Wow. Haven't seen one of those in awhile. Morning all.
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Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2017 06:42 AM (8ikIW)
Money is not wealth. When workers start storing items of value or barter skills the politicians call that hoarding and try to stop it.
The IRS just looks for wealth and finds a way to bring it under government agency control. The IRS is the equivalent of a White Elephant given as a gift-you-must-accept to an up-and-comer by the emperor.
People think IRAs are wealth.
IRAs are just an attempt to partial privatize Social Security. The Federal Government controls IRAs through various agencies. You will know the Federal Reserve, Banks and other investment firms have lost all influence if IRAs are ever nationalized.
You could balance the federal budget, pay off the national debt, and destroy every dollar in existence and it wouldn't increase or decrease the wealth that exists at that moment. A map is not a territory.
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