aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Andy McCarthy: If You Think the Imran Awan Investigation Is About Bank Fraud, You're Wrong.
It's About Islamophobia.
Just kidding. Andy McCarthy does mention "Islamophobia," but only to mock Democrat defenders of the Awan clan (why do these shabby swindlers have so many Democrat defenders?) going immediately to the "Islamophobia" card to trump genuine questions about why this very sketchy group of foreign swindlers was granted root access to Democrat secured networks, and paid such enormous amounts of money on top of that.
There's too much great stuff here to properly excerpt, but here's a few bits and bobs.I can't quote the rest, but he then starts digging into the specifics of how much access to national security information this crew was granted, the swindles they conducted on the side (with Democrats not too fussed about it, I guess), and Democrats' bizarre loyalty to them -- the wife that fled to Pakistan was only fired by Greg Meeks five days before getting out of dodge, and Imran was on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz' payroll until after the FBI arrested his ass at Dulles International airport.
This is not about bank fraud. The Awan family swindles are plentiful, but they are just window-dressing. This appears to be a real conspiracy, aimed at undermining American national security. At the time of his arrest, the 37-year-old Imran Awan had been working for Democrats as an information technologist for 13 years. He started out with Representative Gregory Meeks (D., N.Y.) in 2004. The next year, he landed on the staff of Wasserman Schultz, who had just been elected to the House. Congressional-staff salaries are modest, in the $40,000 range. For some reason, Awan was paid about four times as much. He also managed to get his wife, Alvi, on the House payroll . . . then his brother, Abid Awan . . . then Abid’s wife, Natalia Sova. The youngest of the clan, Awan’s brother Jamal, came on board in 2014 -- the then-20-year-old commanding an annual salary of $160,000. A few of these arrangements appear to have been sinecures: While some Awans were rarely seen around the office, we now know they were engaged in extensive financial shenanigans away from the Capitol. Nevertheless, the Daily Caller’s Luke Rosiak, who has been all over this story, reports that, for their IT "work," the Pakistani family has reeled in $4 million from U.S. taxpayers since 2009. That’s just the "legit" dough. T he family business evidently dabbles in procurement fraud, too. The Capitol Police and FBI are exploring widespread double-billing for computers, other communication devices, and related equipment. Why were they paid so much for doing so little? Intriguing as it is, that’s a side issue. A more pressing question is: Why were they given access to highly sensitive government information?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:27 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 31, 2017 04:28 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Pious Lee Smith at July 31, 2017 04:29 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 04:29 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 04:29 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 04:30 PM (pPKG5)
Also, just mentioned down below, CAIR has not said anything about this case. They are usually the first to scream Islamaphobia.
I wonder why?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 04:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at July 31, 2017 04:30 PM (NRBks)
Will every firm now be required to have Ghost Muslim Employees that make six figures?
Or is that just a requrement for government offials who deal with top secret information?
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:30 PM (aT+Bx)
How many pieces of silver is that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2017 04:30 PM (SRKgf)
Whether true or not the 4chan folks claim to have a picture of Seth Rich and Awan in the same room.
I'll take a frosted latte conspiracy theory to go.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 04:31 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 31, 2017 04:31 PM (3C9q2)
I heard something about Awan funding the Muslim Brotherhood? Any truth to that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2017 04:31 PM (QQ+il)
no matter how much they steal lie and cheat.
and Why would the dems care such as Hillary as they have been selling us out for decades?
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:32 PM (FKrah)
That might be the answer. Or Debbie was up to her greasy ringlets in the scams also.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 04:32 PM (aT5ia)
That's not the worst. He got his brother hired at a salary of $160K. When he was 20 years old.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 04:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Pious Lee Smith at July 31, 2017 04:32 PM (m9X4Y)
Ace had a great line about thinking he was cynical but realizing he is no where near cynical enough. I think that's most of us.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2017 04:32 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:33 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 31, 2017 04:33 PM (OD2ni)
That he then sold.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:33 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 31, 2017 04:33 PM (7+uJ1)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 04:34 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:34 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2017 04:34 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 04:31 PM (EgwCt)
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I'll take mine with whipped cream on top.
I'd believe anything at this point. So many things that I never thought were possible have happened over the last year, so why not this?
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Pious Lee Smith at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (m9X4Y)
22 According to Judge Napolitano at Fox, Awan had access to emails from EVERY member of Congress.
That he then sold.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:33 PM (aT+Bx)
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Well I wonder if he saw all of the ones I send to my representative pointing out that I think he's a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (Sfs6o)
I'll take a frosted latte conspiracy theory to go.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 04:31 PM (EgwCt)
Such a photo would not be surprising. All scum on the same pond.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (XUcIQ)
Arabs hate the Pakis
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 04:32 PM (aT5ia)
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This is absolutely the only thing that makes any sense.
Who pays people at 4x their appropriate salary, for sinecures no less, while ignoring all their other illicit financial adventures if they are not personally profiting as well?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 31, 2017 04:36 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2017 04:36 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2017 04:36 PM (ctuyM)
Eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "
That's nasty Wyatt.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 31, 2017 04:36 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:36 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:36 PM (FKrah)
Didn't they basically work together or for the same people ?
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 31, 2017 04:36 PM (7+uJ1)
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 04:37 PM (hZ+us)
Well, except for that tigress, Andrea Mitchell. She's hell on wheels and Hillary was terrified of her.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 04:37 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at July 31, 2017 04:37 PM (rnAwa)
Ho-lee shiiiiiiiiit.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2017 04:37 PM (NOIQH)
Hot Muzzie on Joo action, with mayonnaise!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 04:37 PM (xAnaP)
Hot Muzzie on Joo action, with mayonnaise!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 04:37 PM (xAnaP)
I'm telling ya, Animal. These Muzzies ain't kosher.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw)
In psychology there's something called 'paranoid illumination' when the entire worldwide conspiracy suddenly comes to light in the individuals eyes.
I'm sure there are some wacko-birds where that is fitting. I'm pretty sure I'm not one of them.
This story has the markings of that moment, when it all ties together. If the MSM would report on it I'd be glad to STFD and STFU, because I'd then know it is bullshit.
So many times in my life, it's what I don't see that tells me just as much as what I do see.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 04:38 PM (EgwCt)
That's not a completely awful picture of DWS. Gah. It bugs the hell out of me how poorly she grooms. She dresses nicely but, seriously, you have the money and access to people who can make you not look like you just fell out of a truck onto your face.
Bander says it's the horribleness of her soul leaking through and nothing can fix that. He has a point.
Posted by: alexthechick - summons the Parallamas at July 31, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 31, 2017 04:31 PM (3C9q2)"
Doesn't 67 qualify you for, well, almost anything in govt.?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 04:38 PM (lIZQs)
Wasserman-Schultz cooties!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 31, 2017 04:38 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:38 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (FKrah)
Eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "
Her sexy goat costume worked.
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2017 04:31 PM (QQ+il)
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Grump, I know, and Comey had a lot of people fooled, me included.
But. When it comes to Islam and its tentacles and influence everywhere, McCarthy is one of the most knowledgeable. He's always worth reading on this subject.
Mark Steyn, too.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (aT5ia)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 31, 2017 04:36 PM (7+uJ1)
Well, that's what I meant. They were work colleagues. And given that the whole enterprise was/is shady, they are therefore both crooks. But the photo neither proves nor disproves that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (XUcIQ)
Eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "
Her sexy goat costume worked.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (mcI77)
Debbie Chupa-Cabra.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)
I think McDonalds had the sense to fire him.
Not so the dems.
Brillohead must be schvitzing like mad right now.
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (FKrah)
I agree with this theory. Especially when it comes to "Islamo"phobia. Hell yeah, I have that reaction -- revulsion, disgust, loathing. It is the natural reaction of normal people One has to be trained OUT of such a reaction. People who don't have Islamophobia are the crazy ones.
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM
Despite what you might think, I've never put mayonnaise on a dog.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (kerX3)
Posted by: alexthechick - summons the Parallamas at July 31, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
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Bander is oftentimes a poet. This is one of those times.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (UoSKV)
One would think the NSA has it all. Or so we have been told that it is all in a big database in Utah and we just need a court order to look at the data. All classified, of course.
Posted by: Pious Lee Smith at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (O2RFr)
She has the mouth of a moray eel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (Du4Mw)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:39 PM (FKrah)
Reggie had full access to Obama's black berries.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
They do. But CAIR was all over helping the terrorists in San Bernardino after the attack by Pakis. They came out blaming the US foreign policy for inflaming Muslims.
When any Muslim is charged for anything they usually circle the wagons.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (7uYFy)
It goes there
I'll take that bet.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2017 04:40 PM (kerX3)
How about this: the guy that shot up Scalise actually offed Seth Rich.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (aT5ia)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schulz at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
______________________
No separation.
Awan's lawyer is a Clinton insider.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2017 04:42 PM (gNgc6)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schulz at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
Ho-Made.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)
Eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)
He trip and it landed there.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 31, 2017 04:42 PM (Enq6K)
That he then sold.
Let that sink in.
.
.
.OK I hadn't hear that, and that's so not cool. Wonder when the leaking will start.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2017 04:42 PM (0pcwX)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schulz at July 31, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
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Miracle Whip
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2017 04:42 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 04:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2017 04:42 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2017 04:42 PM (gNgc6) .
That seems like a tell'
Posted by: `willow at July 31, 2017 04:42 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Country Boy yeah I need to lose a few pounds what's your point? at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (fWq7U)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (O2RFr)
Is that a bet? What are the stakes, and what are the conditions?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (kerX3)
Skeletons in their closet is a requirement.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (rnAwa)
She has the sex appeal of a December swim in the Arctic Ocean.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (aT5ia)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (pPKG5)
>>Awan's lawyer is a Clinton insider.
Which is amazing and makes me think this goes beyond Congress and has to do with the DNC email leak.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf)
I think McDonalds had the sense to fire him.
___________________
Yep, he went from being fired by McDonald's to a $160k IT job in congress.
But nothing fishy about that, right? Happens every day.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (gNgc6)
I'll take a frosted latte conspiracy theory to go.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman
iirc that was on twitter from someone (I try not to follow any people that make stuff up), like 4 guys supposedly at the bar the night Rich was murdered. Seth Rich and someone prominent ... Awan sounds right. But I have no way of verifying it was those guys or that place or that night
Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (b+0FS)
How many pieces of silver is that?
***
About 10,000
Posted by: 18-1 being pedantic at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: a gay muslim at July 31, 2017 04:44 PM (nFwvY)
Is that a bet? What are the stakes, and what are the conditions?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2017 04:43 PM (kerX3)
It's not a bet. It's me going out on an insane limb that, given everything we have experienced lo these past 8 years, would not actually surprise me if it were true.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 31, 2017 04:44 PM (7uYFy)
Hey Debbie, Medusa called and she wants your hair care secrets.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
I sense Kraken jokes in the offing.....Oh boy, is this great!
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 04:44 PM (LAe3v)
that make stuff up), like 4 guys supposedly at the bar the night Rich
was murdered. Seth Rich and someone prominent ... Awan sounds right. But
I have no way of verifying it was those guys or that place or that
night
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Wouldn't it be nice if there were people on the government payroll whose job was to investigate crimes, and in the event of a murder actually look into who might have done the killing?
Posted by: 18-1 being sarcastic at July 31, 2017 04:45 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 31, 2017 04:45 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2017 04:45 PM (kerX3)
If Debbie does crash and burn, there is an entire scene from Where Cats Dare that I'll have to rewrite.
.
.
.
.Odds look good that she will suffer something in all of this. I mean why threaten the Chief of the DC police with consequences if he didn't giver her back that laptop? There has to be something nasty on it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2017 04:45 PM (0pcwX)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2017 04:35 PM
While I will neither confirm or deny that, I will say a couple of them were better than average for that category.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 31, 2017 04:45 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 04:45 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2017 04:46 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2017 04:46 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: William Devane at July 31, 2017 04:46 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 31, 2017 04:46 PM (ctuyM)
why threaten the Chief of the DC police with consequences if he didn't
giver her back that laptop?
Just the fact that she said that and had to know she was being recorded tells me that Debs just ain't very bright.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 04:46 PM (LAe3v)
No one is giving him love for that?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2017 04:46 PM (4e+hS)
The things I do to try and make AOSHQ "Award-Winning," and I'm totally ignored.
Sad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
Kizer Soze!
Posted by: Detective Kajun at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (lIZQs)
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I don't think so. The Demo-Assassin was amped up to go after Republicans.
Seth Rich was only identified as a problem to the Dem leadership. So Podesta of "wet works" fame likely knew him but I don't think many leftwing lackeys did.
Also, The Demo-Assassin was a spray and pray type. Whoever offed Rich was likely an experienced professional.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (2NqXo)
It's not paranoia if there really is a conspiracy.
Posted by: Pious Lee Smith at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (XoldI)
But how does Awan, a bankrupt fraudster whose money is either going to be seized or is illegally now in Pakistan, afford Mr. Gowan?
Hmmm. *scratches chin*
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Glenn John at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2017 04:48 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: 18-1 being sarcastic at July 31, 2017 04:45 PM (eSx+E)
It seems to work like this...
Government investigates 4chan guys
4chan guys discover perps
Government investigates 4chan evidence
Government captures perps then takes credit
Pretty sure that's how they caught 'Professor' bike locks.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 04:48 PM (EgwCt)
why threaten the Chief of the DC police with consequences if he didn't
giver her back that laptop?
Just the fact that she said that and had to know she was being recorded tells me that Debs just ain't very bright.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 04:46 PM (LAe3v)
I doubt she's not too bright. But what would make a highly intelligent political operative act in such a manner in the presence of authority while being taped?
Hint: it's not her brain talking....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2017 04:49 PM (7uYFy)
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I believe the terms you're looking for are "blackmail" and "extortion."
1. pedophilia
2. various murders
3. Seth Rich
I put them in order of priority, since Awan has been with them for a long time.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:49 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 04:49 PM (aT5ia)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
That's PRETTY good, but you didn't tie it into the assassination of Wei Tu Fat's Brother with VX.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 04:49 PM (LAe3v)
that has the bar pic and seems to show it is not Awan in the bar pic
Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2017 04:50 PM (b+0FS)
The other part of that is that the MFM have been the gatekeepers of truth/reality/news for decades and they as well as the Democrat/Left are in complete denial that that is no longer the case. But they blunder on as if they are still immune.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Ummmm at July 31, 2017 04:50 PM (ofVob)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2017 04:50 PM (PY9jH)
"I know, right? I've been voted best dressed by my House colleagues!"
-- Rep. Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2017 04:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (hZ+us)
Awan. Gowan.
Coincidence?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2017 04:50 PM (7uYFy)
And so far in this they have been immune...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2017 04:50 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 04:47 PM (hZ+us)
Awan. Gowan.
Coincidence?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2017 04:50 PM (7uYFy)
Go on....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 04:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2017 04:51 PM (PY9jH)
4chan guys discover perps
Government investigates 4chan evidence
Government captures perps then takes credit
Pretty sure that's how they caught 'Professor' bike locks.
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I think the process is more like this:
1. Conservatives are victims of a crime, police ignore it
2. 4chan guys discover the perps
3. A different set of investigators look at the 4chan evidence
4. Criminals are caught, someone else gets credit.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:51 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2017 04:51 PM (IqV8l)
Not least in how they are reported to have coached Debbie Washerwoman-Putz in how to use a vocoder device to disguise her voice on the phone. But apparently did not further instruct her in how to spoof her originating phone number.
So Lil' Debbie, from her own office phone, rang up the law firm which is suing the DNC, a suit to which she is a party, and started questioning the attorneys there in her weird, obviously altered voice, and they immediately twigged to who it was that was calling them.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 31, 2017 04:51 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Glenn John"
I was raised (NY) with Hellman's in the house so always stayed loyal to that. Same with Heinz ketchup and Gulden's mustard. I understand that Hellman's goes by another name in other parts of the country.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 31, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 04:49 PM (LAe3v)
This reminds me....today I was reading a reviews of a dresser.
There was one submitted by a person named 'Wei'....the subject read: Some thing wrong.
I about wet my pants laughing!
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 31, 2017 04:52 PM (Enq6K)
And so far in this they have been immune...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2017 04:50 PM (O2RFr)
Only because those allegedly on our side that are in power have done and perhaps will do nothing to expose this completely.
I think most people are now aware that the MFM are not to be trusted. Many more than even, say, as recently as 4 years ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2017 04:52 PM (7uYFy)
Or even use a burner for crying out loud.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 04:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 31, 2017 04:53 PM (7+uJ1)
Just one as an example: why was his wife allowed to get away with $12,400 cash on her way out of the US in March, after she was stopped and apparently lacked the requisite documentation to be carrying so much money? I'll hazard a guess that she told the feds that she worked for DWS and would make a stink, and they didn't want to deal with that.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2017 04:53 PM (UoSKV)
Washerwoman-Putz in how to use a vocoder device to disguise her voice on
the phone. But apparently did not further instruct her in how to spoof
her originating phone number.
Is this really true?
Yeah, she's a real Mensa master.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 04:53 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 31, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
Best Foods, west of the Mississippi. Also Edy's Ice Cream in the east and Dryer's in the west.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)
Didn't Gowan also work for the Clinton Foundation?
DWS was in league with the Clintons to get her the nomination, then was hired by Hillary after resigning from the DNC.
Maybe the Foundation is somehow snagged in this too?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2017 04:53 PM (NOIQH)
Right.
His brother was hired to this, uh, collection of IT thugs shortly after being fired from McDonald's. I am NOT kidding. That was his resume. I forget which of the brothers had DUI's and stuff. Now, one would ass-ume this would prohibit you working in Congress, no? The wimmen never did squat but collected a paycheck from various Dims. But do not say anything bad or you will be phobic! DWS has some 'splainin' to do, no? NO?
This innocent IT guy, who went bankrupt, but was somehow??? given a $200k loan just before his near escape. Two lies he told: one, for a funeral (?), the second for a house. Meanwhile, he was attempting to liquidate every asset he could.
Fortunately for this country he rented his home to a Marine, who found all sorts of goodies: computers, attempts to destroy hard drives (do Republicans do this, or is it some type of Dim hobby?). Hallelujah! He tried to get the stuff four times but the hero Marine told him hell no (I don't know what he said. I hope he got a punch or two in, or some type of torture, but that is just me).
It gets worse. I read this article but also read others so the info is clogged in brain. He and his bro somehow bought homes in DC area. Some relatives report from an insurance plan in the former country from a car accident. I forget who died. They then owned a car dealership that surprisingly went bankrupt as they probably money-laundered somewhere. A former doctor from Iraq, born in Iran, loaned them $100k. Oddly the former doc had lost license in US after fraud for Medicare, Medicaid and, well, sexually assaulting former patients. No biggie! I think this doc also had Hazbullah (sp, don't care) ties to add a cherry on top.
The wife and kiddies fled country earlier, packing a cool $10k or so in suitcase (which everyone does...it is legal to bring $10k out of country, but not $12k like stupido tried to do). I guess they got the money from bilking their stepMother from her share of their Dad's life insurance in January. I think for $45k. MIL called police, could not speak English, that she was not being allowed to see dying Dad (who had supposedly changed name as so shamed by sons). She was also being spied upon in house and phone. Called someone in homeland via burner phone and then called the police. Now, Morons, keep in mind who was in charge of the FB of Matters in January and Feb of this year. That is sort of key, I think, but what do I know?
I am exhausted typing all this crap.
Bottom line: 80 or so Dims, at varous times in the past decade, their committee notes, their emails, all of it, were possibly compromised or are in the great cloud. Most dropped this guy like a hot potato in Feb, but not Snaggle Tooth. Nope! She kept him on as "council."
This poor bedraggled IT guy, who was only trying to make a living for his family in Paki, now has an attorney deeply imbedded with Bill and the Hag. But I see no problem with this. hic!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 31, 2017 04:54 PM (J5mzk)
Why hire unqualified unsecured workers for jobs they aren't that great at, but then pay them 4 times the market rate, and fight to keep them on the contract -
Kickbacks?
Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2017 04:54 PM (F1QR0)
Posted by: RI Red - I got plenty of nuthin' and nuthin's plenty to' me. at July 31, 2017 04:54 PM (Mj+LR)
If Awan, for one fleeting moment thinks that an attorney, bought and paid for with Clinton money, is going to do anything other than tell him to STFU and take a 30 year sentence laying down, he needs some mental help.
I can see dead people. Six months after incarceration.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 04:54 PM (EgwCt)
Left him breathing. Failed to take the guy's wallet in proper furtherance of the "random street robbery" narrative. Not a pro.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 31, 2017 04:54 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: news, what news? at July 31, 2017 04:54 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2017 04:55 PM (z/Ubi)
An article I read this morning said that Awan (posing as his wife -- how hard was it for the agent to distinguish a man's voice from a woman's on the phone?) then got on Google to search acceptable excuses for wiring large sums of cash. He was doing this while on the phone with the transfer agent. "You don't believe I need to transfer $283k for a funeral in Pakistan? OK, hang on while I google a better excuse. Hold on . . . . would you believe, I'm going to purchase some property? You do? Great then, that's my reason."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2017 04:55 PM (gNgc6)
The DOJ lawyer investigating Awan is related to DWS (I forget, her brother?)
Lest we forget DWS gave Hillary the debate questions to fuck Bernie (and no one in MSM has ever asked Hillary about this).
And the coup de grace: Awan could easily be the source for the leaked DNC e-mails that everyone blames on the Russians.
Now the big Known Unknown: do the Trumpsters have some master plan to roll this all up. Or does Trump read about in the papers like Obama?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 04:55 PM (+7/1f)
If you have a connection to the Clintons that is this deep, it's like being connected to Jimmy Burke and Tommy DiSimone.
Get your affairs in order.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2017 04:56 PM (z/Ubi)
Maybe a high talker?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 31, 2017 04:56 PM (RwwCT)
I have been messaging Drudge almost daily about this scandal wondering when they are going to highlight it, to no avail.
Posted by: news, what news? at July 31, 2017 04:54 PM (nWc4E)
Drudge is more and more disappointing to me with each passing day. Really sad.
Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2017 04:56 PM (EgOr3)
Not least in how they are reported to have coached Debbie Washerwoman-Putz in how to use a vocoder device to disguise her voice on the phone. But apparently did not further instruct her in how to spoof her originating phone number.
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In their defense, they could have told her to dial around, but she forgot.
Realistically, they've been scamming the Democrats for what, a decade? They've done a good job until now, so really this might be on DWS.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:56 PM (aT+Bx)
(posing as his wife -- how hard was it for the agent to distinguish a
man's voice from a woman's on the phone?) then got on Google to search
acceptable excuses for wiring large sums of cash. He was doing this
while on the phone with the transfer agent. "You don't believe I need
to transfer $283k for a funeral in Pakistan? OK, hang on while I google
a better excuse. Hold on . . . . would you believe, I'm going to
purchase some property? You do? Great then, that's my reason."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2017 04:55 PM (gNgc6)
The article I read said the agent KNEW he was imitating his wife....and still the agent let the transaction go through.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 31, 2017 04:56 PM (Enq6K)
Clintonworld has a killer retirement plan for former operatives.
We ordinary schlubs in the serf class get Shady Acres Assisted Living. They get Fort Marcy Park.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 31, 2017 04:56 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2017 04:57 PM (O2RFr)
Not least in how they are reported to have coached Debbie
Washerwoman-Putz in how to use a vocoder device to disguise her voice on
the phone. But apparently did not further instruct her in how to spoof
her originating phone number.
Or even use a burner for crying out loud.
.
.
.Right...I mean how hard is it to stop at the 7-11 on the way to work and pick up one of their cheap burner phones? Crack dealers do it all of the time.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2017 04:57 PM (0pcwX)
If you know you've been hacked and robbed, don't you fight like hell the other way - if you have the means and, by god, the US Gov has the means - to get the SOB who got you?
Clan Pakistani might be the least of our criminals.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 31, 2017 04:57 PM (H8S+R)
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Good lord. Maybe this whole thing does boil down to DWS being an idiot.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 31, 2017 04:57 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 31, 2017 04:57 PM (AM1GF)
Maybe a high talker?
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The Caller ID: Debbie Wasserman Schultz helps as well.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:58 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 04:51 PM (0mRoj)"
Polonium 210 is very effectice.
Posted by: Putin at July 31, 2017 04:58 PM (lIZQs)
The Clintons, they got a lotta buffers.
Posted by: Willi Cicci at July 31, 2017 04:58 PM (XoldI)
I can see dead people. Six months after incarceration.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 04:54 PM (EgwCt)
Muslims don't go along like that....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2017 04:58 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: bluebell
I'm pretty sure that gets you the anal probe, unless someone on high called it in because they were letting the rabbit run to see what hole she went to ...
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 04:58 PM (9TU00)
Clintonworld has a killer retirement plan for former operatives.
We ordinary schlubs in the serf class get Shady Acres Assisted Living. They get Fort Marcy Park.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 31, 2017 04:56 PM (ujwCG)
That's tinfoil hat right wing nutjobbery. That long list of former Clinton associates getting killed under questionable circumstances? Pure coincidence and/or a fabrication of the vast right wing conspiracy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 04:58 PM (0mRoj)
She'd probably have used her debit card to buy it. If she had thought of stooping so low in the first place.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 04:59 PM (aT5ia)
It's Gowen and yes he did.
You know who else he worked for? Remember that multi-billion dollar case brought Chevron/Texaco by citizens in Ecuador a few years ago? The case was eventually thrown out and the lead attorney sanctioned for lying and fraud. Gowen worked for that lawyer on that suit.
He's a mob lawyer.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 04:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2017 04:59 PM (5y11N)
That he then sold.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:33 PM (aT+Bx)
Now why in the effing hell would anyone hire a raghead for such a sensitive position? Does no one in DC have a scintilla of common sense? Even if the guy is the sole of discretion and patriotism - which this clown clearly was not - how do you know whether he has relatives back in Diarrheastan that could be used to pressure him?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2017 04:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:00 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 31, 2017 05:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Willi Cicci
Damn it! I was trying to remember that line to use with Mooch, and you beat me to it. You may find that amusing but I assure you I do not.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:00 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 04:58 PM (9TU00)
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But they let her run, with the money, and did nothing. And her husband continued to be employed by DWS until last Friday.
If they were letting it run, they lost hold of the kite string, it seems to me.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2017 05:00 PM (UoSKV)
Kinda why I was wondering if there was some Clinton involvement.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2017 05:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2017 05:01 PM (mcI77)
If Awan, for one fleeting moment thinks that an attorney, bought and paid for with Clinton money, is going to do anything other than tell him to STFU and take a 30 year sentence laying down, he needs some mental help.
I can see dead people. Six months after incarceration.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 04:54 PM (EgwCt)
Well when you're a good little fall guy you don't wind up committing "suicide" with a shotgun to the back of the head. Look at the Clinton co-conspirators on Whitewater that went to jail rather than flip on the Bill and Hill.
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2017 05:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Slow Mama AJ at July 31, 2017 05:01 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Pious Lee Smith at July 31, 2017 04:32 PM (m9X4Y)
Not everyone can be a Clinton - hic -
Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2017 05:01 PM (oiNtH)
so Awan was probably complaining that she had flooded the market on email espionage. So he had to go into other frauds and blackmail to make a "living wage", as his other espionage pals in Pakistan gave him no respect.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2017 05:01 PM (b+0FS)
man's voice from a woman's on the phone?) then got on Google to search acceptable excuses for wiring large sums of cash. He was doing this while on the phone with the transfer agent. "You don't believe I need to transfer $283k for a funeral in Pakistan?
Racist. Nobody rocks funerals like Pakistanis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (SRKgf)
When you're in league with people who need to move around the country without leaving a trail from things such as rental cars, having vehicles in loanable lot inventory that can be "sold" temporarily, and driven with dealer tags, is one way to do that.
Then just discreetly tear up the sales paperwork after they've come back from whatever it was they had been off doing.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (ujwCG)
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It could be as simple as "Debbie vouches for him, sure, we'll use him."
Or, since he was potentialy blackmailing Debbie and wanted greater access, how about this: "Debbi vouches for him, we need someone, and it's a great price."
We know how much DWS was paying him. How about eveyrone else? Were their rates different?
Or maybe it was as simple as "He's a Muslim that hates America. Sounds great!"
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Trump Effect at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (3FPmx)
At first glance, I thought Sam Elliot was mortadella.
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (/MtvT)
At 9 a.m. this morning a shipboard watch stander reported a possible diver in the water, said Kelly Wirfel, spokeswoman for Naval Station Norfolk. That sighting was confirmed by multiple other watch standers and the situation is still under investigation.
Wirfel said the Navy Criminal Investigation Service, Navy explosive ordnance disposal, Naval Station Norfolk base security and fire departments are still on scene investigating.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (5y11N)
I think that is false. It is a different guy in that office who is on the case but get this, that lawyer is married to a woman who's maiden name is Wasserman.
Does not appear to be related though.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Flowerbelle1 at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (AkAvN)
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 31, 2017 05:03 PM (/MtvT)
A search for Imran Awan on CNN turns up three old articles -- old, from July 27 -- one of those on 'Islamophobia'
WTF!!! How can they honestly ignore this??????
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:03 PM (OZmbA)
He's a mob lawyer.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 04:59 PM (/tuJf)
That was a filthy case. The lawyers were sanctioned - certainly they suborned perjury left and right.
I think Gowan represented those dirty lawyers after the fact.
He was tangentially involved in a clean up case that I was tangentially involved in. Didn't meet him.
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 05:03 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 31, 2017 05:03 PM (/MtvT)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 04:55 PM
I keep trying to tell you people that I'm the only one who gets to feel The Bern. Especially not some hillbilly hick like her!
Posted by: Jill S. at July 31, 2017 05:03 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at July 31, 2017 05:04 PM (+F/Nl)
Did he play Sam the Butcher?
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 31, 2017 05:04 PM (/MtvT)
Is he Sam Neill?
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 31, 2017 05:03 PM (/MtvT)
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Sam Shepard was an actor, and I think a playwright.
Did you ever see "The Right Stuff?" He played Chuck Yeager.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2017 05:04 PM (UoSKV)
Even one. Ever.
They all seem to skate, just like Bill Ayers.
Funny how that works.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 31, 2017 05:04 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: LASue
LASue's got a lotta tangents.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:05 PM (LAe3v)
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I believe the terms you're looking for are "blackmail" and "extortion."
_________________________
Yep, most likely. That's the Awan's MO. One of their in-laws has filed a lawsuit, saying that they wire-tapped her and threatened to have her family in Pakistan arrested if she didn't pay them.
Just think of what they could have learned with all the access they had to congress' e-mails and shit. And when they found something juicy, one of them could just go over and wiretap the congress person's home phone to get even more blackmail material. They had a potential goldmine there, with the huge number of frauds and crooks in congress.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2017 05:05 PM (gNgc6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2017 04:59 PM (SRKgf)
They're Democrats. Says it all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 05:05 PM (0mRoj)
Even one. Ever.
Relax. Try a game of tiddlywinks.
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 31, 2017 05:06 PM (mcI77)
Or maybe it was as simple as "He's a Muslim that hates America. Sounds great!"
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (aT+Bx)
The Daily Caller has a color-coded chart showing all of the dems who hired all of the different Awans, the dates of their employ, and how much they paid them.
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 05:06 PM (hZ+us)
Yea, I worded that poorly. I meant to say that he worked for the lawyer who worked that case, not to imply he worked on that specific case.
Working for the Clinton's is testament enough to how scummy you are.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 05:06 PM (/tuJf)
Then just discreetly tear up the sales paperwork after they've come back from whatever it was they had been off doing."
That can really backfire on ya. You betcha!! Now about that Trucoat.
Posted by: Jerry Lundegard at July 31, 2017 05:06 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 05:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:05 PM (LAe3v)
No math! Especially anything higher than Algebra 1.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:08 PM (lIZQs)
Or, since he was potentialy blackmailing Debbie and wanted greater access, how about this: "Debbi vouches for him, we need someone, and it's a great price."
We know how much DWS was paying him. How about eveyrone else? Were their rates different?
Or maybe it was as simple as "He's a Muslim that hates America. Sounds great!"
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:02 PM (aT+Bx)
"Debbie vouches for him" would lead me to arrest him on the spot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2017 05:08 PM (SRKgf)
Did you ever see "The Right Stuff?"
Yeah, of course, everyone's seen the movie about alien cocoons with Brian Dennehy and Tom Hanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 31, 2017 05:08 PM (/MtvT)
Posted by: Jerry Lundegard at July 31, 2017 05:06 P
Well gosh darn it I'll count the darn cars!
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2017 05:08 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at July 31, 2017 05:08 PM (R3GYE)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (OZmbA)
Release the sharks!
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (9TU00)
Or maybe this big campaign donor that your CAIR friend needs a favor...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (J5mzk)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (OrgN4)
And an easy leap to make. More of a shuffle.
If it had to do with DNC (and most specifically D-WS), it had to do with the Clintons. It's a certainty.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 05:10 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 05:10 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 31, 2017 05:11 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Benji Carver
We have Hellman's in Oklahoma and Texas.
Posted by: Aviator at July 31, 2017 05:11 PM (/Nite)
Thanks for the correction.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 05:11 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Guess Who at July 31, 2017 05:11 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2017 04:55 PM (z/Ubi)
Nope, you're not the only one.
My off-the-wall theory: Comey knew about this, due to the FBI investigation, but believed that if it came out prior to the election there would be chaos. Accusing a presidential candidate and her entire party of being a criminal conspiracy would have likely resulted in violence in the streets. Hence why he announced that she was guilty of mishandling classified info, but didn't recommend prosecution: he wanted to wound her just enough to protect himself and the FBI, but not enough to make himself a target.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2017 05:12 PM (Tnhbr)
Then there is the Navy SEAL who died five days after the rest of the clan were fired. I think that may be an issue, could be wrong.
If nothing happens, peeps, we be screwed. I mean, I am just a dumb blond former super model and even I smell a rat.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 31, 2017 05:12 PM (J5mzk)
"Will Gen. Kelly be able to get Republicans and Trump in line?"
Yeah, because it's the chief of staff's job to boss POTUS around - OH WAIT for ValJar it actually was.
"Scaramucci is not the problem, Trump is: Gasperino"
Of course. Because accusing your colleagues of autofellatio to the press while you yourself may be drunk is just because that gosh-darn Trump makes it so haaaard, or something.
Fox Business: clearly does not want any of *my* business.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 31, 2017 05:12 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Best Foods west of the Continental Divide.
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 31, 2017 05:12 PM (mcI77)
It was all supposed to go away. All of it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 31, 2017 05:13 PM (J5mzk)
Now why in the effing hell would anyone hire a raghead for such a sensitive position?
The fuzzy-wuzzy Muzzies saved math and we owe them!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 05:13 PM (xAnaP)
*looks around for meds*
Posted by: RI Red - All out of tinfoil at July 31, 2017 05:14 PM (Mj+LR)
Do you?
Try it some time.
Posted by: Robert (Bobby) Wasserman Smith at July 31, 2017 05:14 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2017 05:14 PM (rnAwa)
They lost mine after the election. They are devious c*cksuckers of the RINO penis.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2017 05:14 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2017 05:15 PM (gNgc6)
Even Bernie Sanders thinks North Korea is completely insane. This woman must be certifiable.
Weasel Zippers
This is The Left wing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2017 05:15 PM (5y11N)
On ClearanceJobs.com, I found an article that states Members of Congress who need need security clearances have to go through either the House or Senate security offices (although it doesn't say who exactly issues the clearances). But - the BIs are done by -- the FBI.
So. The FBI should have been on top of all the foreign national contact stuff, the financial stuff (which is a huge deal in security clearances), and all the rest of it.
Top. Men.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2017 05:15 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: LASue
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LASue's got a lotta tangents.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:05 PM
All the 'ettes do. It's a function of their having curves.
Ilnumerate? Factor for free help. P.O. Box 123, Pueblo, CO.
Posted by: Patient Mathematical Bear at July 31, 2017 05:15 PM (ctuyM)
Next, Venezuela is going down the shitter, and we say it's Trump's fault. How do we know? Just trust us. We never lie, and we're always right.
Posted by: The NY Tines at July 31, 2017 05:15 PM (6gDC3)
I'm sure The Kelly File will get to the bottom of this!
Oh wait... her show has been yanked off the air.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 05:16 PM (xAnaP)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 05:16 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (OrgN4)
She probably listens to a lot of Logarithm and Blues.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:16 PM (lIZQs)
215 He was tangentially involved in a clean up case that I was tangentially involved in. Didn't meet him.
Posted by: LASue
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LASue's got a lotta tangents.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:05 PM
All the 'ettes do. It's a function of their having curves.
It may be axiomatic, but I'm going to need to see a proof.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2017 05:17 PM (zLDYs)
-WZ
Slight oversight I'm sure.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2017 05:17 PM (mcI77)
Even one. Ever.
Relax. Try a game of tiddlywinks.
Posted by: J. Sessions
And yet people wonder why some of us are do pissed about no show Jeff.
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a guilty dem. Yet no one ever goes to jail.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2017 05:18 PM (QjxTy)
*looks around for meds*
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You can put down the meds.
We have now crossed the Rubion.
If you wrote a piece of fiction with the premise of "Congresswoman hires foreign IT people at 4X their going rate for work that is not done, and then convinces her colleagues to do the same" no one would buy it, since it's not believable.
Now... add in something like "blackmail" and sprinkle in "money laundering" and "espionage" and you've to something.
However, the basic premise is still not believable. Even though it is true.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:18 PM (aT+Bx)
Now why in the effing hell would anyone hire a raghead for such a sensitive position?
Yeah, the family had a lot of buffers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 05:18 PM (xAnaP)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (OrgN4)
She probably listens to a lot of Logarithm and Blues.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:16 PM (lIZQs)
Again? Off on a tangent?
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:19 PM (OZmbA)
DWS does have a brother, Steve Wasserman, who is an assistant U.S.
Attorney in the U.S. Attorney's office in D.C., but the office has
apparently denied that he is working on the congressional IT
investigation case.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
Oh, well then. If there's one outfit that's above politics, it's DoJ.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:19 PM (LAe3v)
Oh, they had lost mine before that. They were platforming the not-entirely-crazy-but-kind-of-a-human-bulldog Lou Dobbs up to that point, but the Scrunt Kennedy had seriously pissed me off.
And, on the one hand John Stossel, on the other, John Stossel's insistence that neither Hillz or The Don was an acceptable choice, and Vote Weed Erryday.
So while not creeping into progdom quite so obviously as Fox main organ, exhibiting lots of schizophrenia.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 31, 2017 05:19 PM (eXSOZ)
Amazon Under Federal Investigation Over Iran-Linked Sales, Including To Person On Terrorism List
So...won't sell confederate flags, but will sell to terrorists.
Nifty values.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2017 05:19 PM (NOIQH)
He just checks in on their progress from time to time. Because he's a helping kinda guy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 05:19 PM (+7/1f)
So the spying done by Clan Pakistani was accessible to (if not ordered by) D-WS herself to use as blackmail and a tool for power? Now, wouldn't that be interesting.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 31, 2017 05:19 PM (H8S+R)
One can only hope she is cracking wide open and spilling beans all over the place and, tippie toe, Grand Juries are springing up all over VA.
I hope they all are walking on borrowed time. I want justice, dammit.
I hope the Hag is drunkenly roaming the woods, dragging her leg brace, bobble-headed weeping and wailing and pulling clumps of hair out of her scalp til she looks like a mangy dog. Ok, how would we tell? Meanwhile, Bill is still dickin the bimbos.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 31, 2017 05:20 PM (J5mzk)
In fairness, we were probably trying to sap and impurify NoKo's purity of essence, so...
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 31, 2017 05:21 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 31, 2017 05:12 PM
But at least you look good doing it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2017 05:21 PM (ctuyM)
bobble-headed weeping and wailing and pulling clumps of hair out of her
scalp til she looks like a mangy dog.
And rending her garments. Don't forget the rending of garments.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:21 PM (LAe3v)
assistant U.S. Attorney in the U.S. Attorney's office in D.C., but the
office has apparently denied that he is working on the congressional IT
investigation case.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
Well, there is a difference between "working on" and "burying".
Posted by: Aviator at July 31, 2017 05:21 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Skip
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If you mess with me, there will be consequences.
Posted by: DWS at July 31, 2017 05:22 PM (OdK9v)
So the spying done by Clan Pakistani was accessible to (if not ordered by) D-WS herself to use as blackmail and a tool for power? Now, wouldn't that be interesting.
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No. It is not. At all.
However, this guy Trump just fired is obviously a Russian plant. We're following up on that.
Posted by: the New York Times at July 31, 2017 05:22 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: John "Keating 5" McCain at July 31, 2017 05:22 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 31, 2017 05:22 PM (6gDC3)
EVERY time I see Debbie W-S I want to watch "The Simpsons"
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:22 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2017 05:22 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:23 PM (OZmbA)
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There is no way Amazon, a business, can properly investigate every customer that has a name that sounds Persian. Nor can they properly investigate every customer who uses an online pseudonym. Or investigate every delivery address that looks like a drop box.
And I thought the Terrorist Watch List was a classified document and no one knows who is on it, or how your name gets put on that list, or who you appeal to to get your name off the list. Nor do we know how many millions of names are on that list now, since everyone is a possible terrorist.
Posted by: Robert (Bobby) Wasserman Smith at July 31, 2017 05:24 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: pep
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Gnashing her carefully capped teeth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2017 05:24 PM (OdK9v)
Any word from Egg McMuffin on this? What about JoMika?
There won't be any word from Sally Kohn -- packing for the camps, y'know.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 05:24 PM (xAnaP)
So...won't sell confederate flags, but will sell to terrorists.
Nifty values."
Demonrat values.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 31, 2017 05:24 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: DWS
Yeah, our hands will be all greasy and smelly.
Posted by: Aviator at July 31, 2017 05:24 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (OrgN4)
She probably listens to a lot of Logarithm and Blues.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:16 PM (lIZQs)
Again? Off on a tangent?
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:19 PM (OZmbA)
Sorry. I had to lay down a natural log. I feel better now.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:24 PM (lIZQs)
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We don't use the nukes to destroy the Norks purity of essence.
We do that with the fluoridated water. And the imported bottled water.
Please modify your notes accordingly.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:24 PM (aT+Bx)
But the FBI had been ordered to turn a blind eye to anything Muslim in any investigation. To raise it, even if relevant and obvious, was a demerit, or worse.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 05:25 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at July 31, 2017 05:25 PM (R3GYE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Did she pay extra to have them going off at different angles? Hmmmm, perhaps an LASue tangent here?
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:25 PM (LAe3v)
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There was no intent. Amazon was a victim, really.
Posted by: Comey at July 31, 2017 05:25 PM (OdK9v)
will they have to call in a dog groomer to get rid of the matted hair?
Groundskeeper.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:26 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (OrgN4)
She probably listens to a lot of Logarithm and Blues.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:16 PM (lIZQs)
Again? Off on a tangent?
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:19 PM (OZmbA)
Sorry. I had to lay down a natural log. I feel better now.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:24 PM (lIZQs)
Linus says the chemical result of that act can be a Pauling
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:27 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 31, 2017 05:22 PM (6gDC3)
Oh, she is infinitely series.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:27 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2017 05:17 PM
Are you aware of the recently updated AoSHQ standards, which now allow paintings as well as photographs as visual QEDs?
Posted by: Patient Mathematical Bear at July 31, 2017 05:28 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2017 05:28 PM (Mouru)
Math puns are so derivative
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:28 PM (OZmbA)
Easy answer - the Ruling Class loves Islam and hates America.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 31, 2017 05:29 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: DistHillary at July 31, 2017 05:29 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 31, 2017 05:29 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2017 05:30 PM (DQ4Fv)
DWS will roll over and bark to get criminal immunity.
Let us pray
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 05:31 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2017 05:32 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: DistHillary
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To me, a lot of difference.
Posted by: Man Tissa at July 31, 2017 05:32 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 31, 2017 05:29 PM (UBzPO)
No. no, no, DWS takes the fall and our hands stay clean.
Posted by: Hill 'n Bill at July 31, 2017 05:32 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:27 PM (OZmbA)
Vitamins A^2 + B^2 = C^2 can prevent all sorts of physic anomalies
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:32 PM (lIZQs)
Just like the GPS Fusion story. Or Hillary's missing e-mails. Or Lois Lerner's involvement with the IRS.
It's just a misunderstanding.
Like an episode of Three's Company.
Posted by: Minuteman at July 31, 2017 05:32 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 31, 2017 05:33 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2017 05:33 PM (/tuJf)
Not if she remembers Seth Rich, Vince Foster, etc., etc.
Note the preemptive leaking of stories about how "depressed" she is and how much "anxiety" she has.
Arkancide is a thing.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at July 31, 2017 05:33 PM (R3GYE)
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at July 31, 2017 05:33 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:28 PM (OZmbA)
But they seem to be integral to this thread.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:34 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Hill 'n Bill at July 31, 2017 05:32 PM (XoldI)
Sure, after decades of amassing a billion-dollar fortune in graft they're going to risk it all on a couple Pakistani immigrants.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (UBzPO)
So?
Even if they released thousands of "damaging" emails, no Democrat would ever suffer anything. The idiots who vote for them would continue to vote for them. The Media would continue to cover for them. How do you blackmail someone in a position like that?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (MZcWR)
Forget it, he's rolling...
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (ctI/o)
The democrat party is too big to jail.
Can you imagine the turmoil if hundreds of high level democrats were arrested, in mass, on charges of criminal conspiracy to defraud the government, and selling state secrets?
It would look like Stalin's USSR. It would be the end of the United States.
No. It would be better to let sleeping coup plotters lie.
Posted by: Robert (Bobby) Wasserman Smith at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (m9X4Y)
A judicious leak about such a possibility would throw the media and Democrats into wounded outrage. I suppose that's why not even a hint of such a thing will be forthcoming, Sessions wouldn't want to upset them now that they like him.
Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (U5yng)
Hastard went to jail and that asshole with the prostitute (Spastic?) lost a sinecure over his payment (ok slightly different but not much).
Posted by: Mudd at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (WAzyc)
Not if she remembers Seth Rich, Vince Foster, etc., etc.
Note the preemptive leaking of stories about how "depressed" she is and how much "anxiety" she has.
Fortunately, the Clinton Global Initiative now offers a suicide hotline that answers all your questions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (Mouru)
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Agreed completely.
But then again, we're talking about a woman who made a threatening phone call without bypassing the Caller ID.
BTW.. he's been doing this since 2004. God only knows what he has done and how many have died overseas due to information he's given our enemies.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: rickb223
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Civil forfeitures have taken up a lot of my time, OK? And doobies. No one needs to be smoking doobies, and I will bring the full force of the federal government to zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Posted by: The Late Jeff Sessions at July 31, 2017 05:35 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 31, 2017 05:36 PM (ctuyM)
She falls on a sword, maybe literally
Sings like a parakeet
Plays deaf, dumb and blind that she was taken unaware
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 05:36 PM (pPKG5)
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I hear they'll also provide a gun and show you how to shoot yourself in the back of the head with your non-dominant hand.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:36 PM (aT+Bx)
Sings like a parakeet
Plays deaf, dumb and blind that she was taken unaware
She refuses to let the coppers take her alive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2017 05:37 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Strobe at July 31, 2017 05:37 PM (gbWkA)
But they let her run, with the money, and did nothing. And her husband continued to be employed by DWS until last Friday.
If you were stopped on the highway by a cop who found 12,000 dollars stuffed in a suitcase they woud seize it.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 31, 2017 05:37 PM (lKyWE)
Wouldn't be good because they would be replaced by GOPe. GOPe may not be good with the public but they are good at lying and stealing.
Posted by: Mudd at July 31, 2017 05:38 PM (WAzyc)
Posted by: Strobe at July 31, 2017 05:38 PM (gbWkA)
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the mass of the *ss.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot
Was that in The Court Jester?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2017 05:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2017 05:38 PM (fA6y8)
I don't know what the absolute value of this thread is.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 31, 2017 05:33 PM (ctuyM)
Show some proof, or you get no QED.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (lIZQs)
If you were stopped on the highway by a cop who found 12,000 dollars stuffed in a suitcase they woud seize it.
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Not necessairly if you're Muslim. And can scream "my husband works for the Congress and they pay your bills!"
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (aT+Bx)
It's like the Deep State wants to cover all of this ... with a pillow ... until it stops moving.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (+7/1f)
Shibumi, and that's just one tangentially related piece. The larger picture starts with the Clinton crime family foundation and its control of the DNC. You have to then link the DNC email leaks. I wonder what the Paki IT family would say about Seth Richards.
We are well over the Rubicon.
*puts meds away and buys lamppost and hemp futures*
Posted by: RI Red - All out of tinfoil at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (Mj+LR)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (pPKG5)
If you were stopped on the highway by a cop who found 12,000 dollars stuffed in a suitcase they woud seize it.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
What a country!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (IqV8l)
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I wonder how well that will go down with all those Dem staffers who earn far less than that, or all the interns who don't get paid at all.
Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (U5yng)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2017 05:40 PM (zZWkn)
Having once ate some pussy, I have to recuse myself from any future investigations...
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 31, 2017 05:40 PM (hLhtd)
If you were stopped on the highway by a cop who found 12,000 dollars stuffed in a suitcase they woud seize it.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
What a country!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (IqV8l)
Two Americas.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 05:40 PM (0mRoj)
Also a congressional staff ID and DWS in the favorites list on your phone.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at July 31, 2017 05:40 PM (R3GYE)
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I wonder how well that will go down with all those Dem staffers who earn far less than that, or all the interns who don't get paid at all.
$120K a year isn't much by Pakistani standards.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2017 05:41 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 05:41 PM (pPKG5)
Not if you have receipts / proof of its origin.
That said, FedEx Priority Overnight for all your large cash moving needs.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 31, 2017 05:41 PM (hLhtd)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions
________
* giggles *
Posted by: Miss Lindsay Prancercize at July 31, 2017 05:41 PM (j+dfT)
someone rather than putting them on the damned Congressional payroll...
That's a bit of a stretch. They could've easily been put on the Clinton
Foundation payroll and we'd never known their names.
Spend our own money instead of the taxpayer's? Are you f'in crazy?
Posted by: Hillary at July 31, 2017 05:42 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (EgwCt)
I know, I does seem irrational.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:42 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 31, 2017 04:36 PM (mcI77)
Fine job of not freezing the Awan assets, Mr. Peepers, so the whore wife in Pakistan can liquidate every fucking one of them. Regarding Debbie Downer, I doubt that Palin-Steele could rub one out thinking of that snaggletoothed lice colony.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2017 05:42 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2017 05:42 PM (hLhtd)
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So has Detroit, over the years.
And Illinois.
but that isn't news.
Local Story.
Posted by: Robert (Bobby) Wasserman Smith at July 31, 2017 05:42 PM (m9X4Y)
That he then sold.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:33 PM (aT+Bx)"
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And that's why the brothers are untouchable. Republicans are very afraid what may come out.
Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2017 05:42 PM (U5yng)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 31, 2017 05:33 PM (ctuyM)
Show some proof, or you get no QED.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:39 PM (lIZQs)
There's an old Indian saying that applies.
Soh Cah Toa
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 31, 2017 05:43 PM (7+uJ1)
Okay, I have a question. Suppose some foreign national has access to all the Democrats' email accounts.
It would be foolish NOT to assume many foreign nationals (security services) have access to all gov't email accounts. That's why classified information is treated so much differently.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 31, 2017 05:43 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2017 05:43 PM (ty7RM)
Jeff Sessions
You know, I'll bet Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is more than a little ticked off to be moved out of Attorney General seat.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 05:43 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: shibumi
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Genius move, there: Mentioning a child-sex scandal while going into "Islamophobia."
...Because, y'know, Muslims NEVER have sex with children!
Posted by: RKae at July 31, 2017 05:44 PM (CyjOk)
We are well over the Rubicon.
*puts meds away and buys lamppost and hemp futures*
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Yes, I just mentioned a small part. We're in Bizarroworld now RI Red.
*considers torch and pitchfork futures*
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:44 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 05:44 PM (pPKG5)
This is the chart showing all of the Awan family members employed by dems.
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 05:44 PM (hZ+us)
That he then sold.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 04:33 PM
Our Ruling Class
Top.
Men.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2017 05:44 PM (Mouru)
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So has Detroit, over the years.
And Illinois.
but that isn't news.
Local Story.
Posted by: Robert (Bobby) Wasserman Smith
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As I have posted before, I have looked up the list of mayors jailed/imprisoned. There are 39, three of them are Republicans. That's just mayors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2017 05:45 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2017 05:45 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 31, 2017 05:40 PM
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Let me correct myself.
Having met various women, and various men, I have to recuse myself from any future investigations.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 31, 2017 05:45 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2017 05:30 PM (DQ4Fv)
Yup.....He's an old hippie
And he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie
This new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2017 05:46 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: RKae at July 31, 2017 05:44 PM (CyjOk)
Not if there's a goat within reach, anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2017 05:46 PM (Mouru)
It usually only happens in Illinois when one Dem tries to muscle in on another Dem's graft. For example, Blago trying to sell Obama's Senate seat, which by Illinois Rules was Mike Madigan's personal property to sell.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at July 31, 2017 05:46 PM (R3GYE)
Posted by: The Mafia, NY, NY at July 31, 2017 05:46 PM (gbWkA)
far less than that, or all the interns who don't get paid at all.
Oh, I always paid the interns - in cigars and dick.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2017 05:46 PM (/Nite)
Top.
Men.
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And by top men, I suspect you mean "incompetent men and/or communist-muslim sympathizers out to destroy america."
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 31, 2017 05:46 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2017 05:42 PM (U5yng)
Fuck the Repukes; every crooked pile of shit must go.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2017 05:47 PM (y7DUB)
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Illinois puts governors in prison. Rarely makes a headline outside the local media.
Posted by: Robert (Bobby) Wasserman Smith at July 31, 2017 05:48 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2017 05:43 PM (ty7RM)"
Yeah, the frequency of events for a Monday has been unreal.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:49 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 31, 2017 05:43 PM (UBzPO)
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dead pan jokes are the funniest.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2017 05:49 PM (QcCSi)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:08 PM (lIZQs)
I thought Algebra 0 was the level of math on AoS!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2017 05:49 PM (gwPgz)
Out of bounds to spell out the recipes, but would be efficacious when applied as needed, I think.
However, the list of actual candidates would turn that short novel into War & Pieces, toots schweets.
With Brian Denehey playing the role of "Interesting Times."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2017 05:49 PM (v5iqM)
The stuff he must know. Question is does he know so much that even the FBI and Justice Dept. don't want the truth to come out.
Trump needs to push this...and bring in outsider investigators with no significant connections to Washington.
This situation is just begging for a deal, one that will save him jail time and one that will open the last door to the DNC criminal organization. Best chance in years to get the truth out.
Posted by: William Eaton at July 31, 2017 05:49 PM (MuTTO)
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They have traded off for the past years, (D) one year (R) the next time. If Hastert isn't counted as the token (R) turn, Rauner had better be careful.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 31, 2017 05:50 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 05:50 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Jean at
I doubt it. As a muslim, Awan is not allowed to eat pork.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 31, 2017 05:51 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 31, 2017 05:51 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 05:09 PM (OrgN4)
It seemed like an infinite series of paperwork!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2017 05:51 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 31, 2017 05:51 PM (0ecq3)
Yes, but Debbie is kosher.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Robert (Bobby) Wasserman Smith at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (5y11N)
This situation is just begging for a deal, one that will save him jail time and one that will open the last door to the DNC criminal organization. Best chance in years to get the truth out.
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This could bring down the whole house of cards.
God I pray that it does.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mahometan, Beaming With Pride at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (j+dfT)
The stuff he must know.
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I dunno. I have a whole slew of people at my job who have been there for 13 years and still don't know shit.
"Can you park this piece of equipment where it goes?"
"Where's that?"
"...Where it sits every single day when you walk right past it."
"Where's that?"
Posted by: RKae at July 31, 2017 05:53 PM (CyjOk)
Louis Gohmert read out most of the questions and facts into the record on the floor of the House (in March). Worth a listen from YouTube. About an hour long.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 31, 2017 05:54 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2017 05:49 PM (gwPgz)
That was invented by the muzzies, so we treat it as imaginary.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:54 PM (lIZQs)
There's an old Indian saying that applies.
Soh Cah Toa
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 31, 2017 05:43 PM (7+uJ1)
Isn't that algebra? I was too busy cutting class in junior high to remember that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 05:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 31, 2017 05:54 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (aT+Bx)
He sure does. I wish he'd start. Hopefully he is working on it. Because, of course, {crickets} from most of the media.
Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2017 05:54 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2017 05:54 PM (VB0hh)
Why is everything so blatant now? Could it be that they all see the $20 Trillion/$200 Trillion cliff around the corner? Just time to get theirs before it all crashes? Or was it just because they expected the Hag Queen to get elected and nothing ever to surface?
Posted by: RI Red - All out of tinfoil at July 31, 2017 05:55 PM (Mj+LR)
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (aT+Bx)
He sure does. I wish he'd start. Hopefully he is working on it. Because, of course, {crickets} from most of the media.
Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2017 05:54 PM (EgOr3)
If I had a dime for every time someone wrote "Trump needs to push this,"....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 31, 2017 05:55 PM (hJrjt)
That he then sold.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: shibumi
Every congresscritter should be considered a blackmail risk and should resign. I they do that, then give Awan extra butter in prison so he can use some on his toast.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 31, 2017 05:55 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2017 05:54 PM (VB0hh)
Minus the overt Joo hate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 31, 2017 05:55 PM (hJrjt)
But she can still hurl an ashtray.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)
I gotta hit the tip box more often. Poor Ace doesn't eat for three or four days with what he makes.
He's probably sipping some apple cider vinegar right now while trying to type a few words.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 05:57 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Strobe at July 31, 2017 05:58 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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A friend of mine said, "Can you imagine if Hillary was President, her trying to throw out a pitch at a baseball game! It would be ridiculous! She couldn't throw it three feet!"
I replied, "They could give her a hotel room lamp instead."
100-mile-an-hour pitch!
Posted by: RKae at July 31, 2017 05:58 PM (CyjOk)
Posted by: Strobe at July 31, 2017 05:58 PM (gbWkA)
"Hubba hubba!!!"
- - Hound Dog Scaramucci
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 05:59 PM (hZ+us)
God I pray that it does.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (aT+Bx)
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Trump could the be the perfect president to do this. The outsider who wants fame and glory. This is his moment to step up.
Nail the Dems to the wall on this even if it means taking out a bunch of Republicans in the process.
Posted by: William Eaton at July 31, 2017 05:59 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 31, 2017 05:55 PM (hJrjt)"
She has trouble communicating herself, *hic*, so, no.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 05:59 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Nazis @ Inforwars at July 31, 2017 05:59 PM (gbWkA)
Foghorn Leghorn never gave money and access to classified information to Pakstani con artists.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2017 05:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)<<<
We do too. So, you'll be hearing from out lawyers.
Posted by: Salt n Pepa at July 31, 2017 06:00 PM (rwqWc)
@Suffolk_Sheriff praises President Trump for making gang eradication a priority
Suffolk County(NY) Sheriff. Not Suffolk County PD.
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 31, 2017 06:00 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Strobe at July 31, 2017 05:58 PM (gbWkA)
Has Nip Sip been elected to congress now?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 06:00 PM (lIZQs)
God I pray that it does.
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (aT+Bx)
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Trump could the be the perfect president to do this. The outsider who wants fame and glory. This is his moment to step up.
Nail the Dems to the wall on this even if it means taking out a bunch of Republicans in the process.
Posted by: William Eaton at July 31, 2017 05:59 PM (MuTTO)
Hell, even just going public with every single word of the Iran Sellout would be quite the tonic indeed.
Crush the Leviathan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 06:00 PM (mbhDw)
I don't see any criminal intent
Posted by: James Comey at July 31, 2017 06:00 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 06:00 PM (OZmbA)
Yeah. On his "toast".
Posted by: Marlon Brando at July 31, 2017 06:01 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2017 06:01 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2017 06:01 PM (VB0hh)
Yeah. On his "toast".
Posted by: Marlon Brando at July 31, 2017 06:01 PM (/Nite)
Sidebar about prison ass-rape prevention?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 06:02 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Strobe at July 31, 2017 06:02 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Iwontsubmit at July 31, 2017 06:03 PM (XmV7U)
I used 'Es' in ALL my emails!?
J'recuse!
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 31, 2017 06:03 PM (hLhtd)
Posted by: Strobe
So, fudge Paki . . ?
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 06:03 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2017 05:59 PM (hZ+us)
Yeah, a small per cent. Or through Amazon. The biggest bang for the buck, for him, is through the PayPal link in left hand corner of front page.
The cobs need to do a bleg soon though. It's been a while. My guilt is piling up and I just need a little prod.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 06:03 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2017 06:01 PM (VB0hh)
She's Jewish for the moments the shofar is blown. To get elected. Period. G-d will surely inscribe her in the book of STFU.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 06:03 PM (mbhDw)
Immigrants. Doing the work no one else will do.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 06:03 PM (+7/1f)
Just because someone hasn't had a press conference laying out the scandals doesn't mean they aren't behind the scenes pushing the wagon.
Maybe this all has to drip out bit by bit to give the folks time to come to grips with the whole sordid mess.
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at July 31, 2017 06:03 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: Strobe at July 31, 2017 06:02 PM (gbWkA)
Look, I can understand goats and camels. But her?! Gevalt!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 06:04 PM (mbhDw)
There's an old Indian saying that applies.
Soh Cah Toa
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 31, 2017 05:43 PM (7+uJ1)
Dear Gawd, are we playing with Trigonometry again?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 31, 2017 06:04 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: Strobe
Not even with Omar's dick.
Posted by: Imran Awan at July 31, 2017 06:04 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2017 06:05 PM (hLhtd)
That's what I've been hoping.
And you're right. This does have to dribble out else most people wouldn't believe it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2017 06:05 PM (+7/1f)
Sine Cosine Tangent, something?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 06:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 31, 2017 06:07 PM (Ckg4U)
Soh Cah Toa
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 31, 2017 05:43 PM (7+uJ1)<<<
That's been passed down in my family for generations. Along with the recipe for prairie crab omelets.
Posted by: Suckagawea Warren at July 31, 2017 06:08 PM (rwqWc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 06:04 PM (mbhDw)
Once you go Urdu, you never go back.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2017 06:08 PM (Mouru)
I'd rather not wee J.K. Rowling nood.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 06:08 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2017 06:08 PM (OZmbA)
And we all know who's symbol is a triangle.
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 31, 2017 06:08 PM (yqvys)
Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2017 06:10 PM (53MZt)
FIFY
Posted by: Methos at July 31, 2017 06:10 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2017 06:05 PM (hLhtd)
I don't know about you... and I have a waist line that is in need of more work than I care to put into it... but it would be nice if Ace could say that he broke his 36 hour 'no eating' fast with a juicy tenderloin...
Not six ounces of apple cider vinegar.
Which is on *my* list. Soon. Any day. As soon as I get to the grocery store. When I have a full tank of gas. And it's not raining. And the temperature is warmer. Or colder...
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 31, 2017 06:10 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 06:05 PM (mbhDw)
The integral of 1 over cabin d- cabin equals log cabin?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 06:12 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 06:05 PM (mbhDw)
Opposite Adjacent Hypotenus
Their are ratios involved.
Posted by: Methos at July 31, 2017 06:14 PM (XQvuQ)
Bottom line is we will never know the extent of the damage, the motive, or all the players. The media will ignore, the democrats will obfuscate and protect their own. Then they will point fingers and scream isms and phobes.
The only silver lining is that this elephant in the room as well as Fusion GPS possibilities shut the press up about RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA. Now they will do a full 180 turn and start telling us that Putin is playing Trump like a cheap violin because Putin is formidable and Trump is a dummy.
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2017 06:19 PM (ICw7K)
There is a fairly clear and obvious flaw in this allegation that should be immediately suspect.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2017 06:28 PM (RrhD2)
I was kind--suggested they watch the q&a, and wondered if Fusion head would now be subpoenaed, since he declined to testify when invited?
Posted by: barbarausa at July 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Elk67)
She rises from her stinky bed to go pee. She is wearing a Grateful Dead ragged tee shirt, that is symbolic of her "leadership." She passes the mirror and, for a moment, reels in horror at the sight, nearly shrieking, then realizes it is her. Not that we want to know this, but she is going commando under the tee shirt to save laundry and also psycho in her filth.
Checks calendar and sees she is one day from her monthly hair washing. Her curly tresses remain starchily in place, a hair do held in place by 29 days of human grease. Deb don't care, y'all.
She thinks briefly of brushing snaggle teeth and then thinks, "At this point, what difference does it make?"
An aide, alerted by an ambulatory alarm in her bed when she left it, rushes into room, gags at the smell: a mixture of rotting potatoes and kosher dill pickles. "Can I get you anything? Help with shower? We are trying to talk to Anwanny and can't get through. We know things are, um, bugged, ya know?"
Snaggle Tooth roars with anger at the intrusion. Aide adds her own incontinent urine to the puddles and flees, whimpering, and slams door. The click of a lock is the only noise.
Snaggles paces room, giving off little puffs of putrid clouds, like Pigpen in Charlie Brown's cartoon. She is beyond screeching like the hag, as she is mute with fear and knowledge. Her crooked teeth, mossy, with chapped lips, are chattering in Morse Code. Rigid, bone and molar cracking full on freak out. Any moment, she knows, she could be arrested or done gone suicide by another.
All her secrets laid bare in those emails, in the file named "Memo to Debs" featuring her in, um, compromising issues. The DNC files, the emails, Weinerman's emails. All of it. ALL OF IT!
Lawdy.
Finally the pills and tequila hit. She flops backwards into her rancid bed til the next time, peeps. It is repeated on an endless loop until justice is done. #nojusticefordeb
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 31, 2017 06:52 PM (J5mzk)
https://youtu.be/ZKzzyOsvajc
Posted by: John Bradley at July 31, 2017 06:59 PM (KkhC7)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 31, 2017 07:02 PM (J5mzk)
Just spit-balling here -- but maybe the family is connected to Huma Abedin and was protected by Clintonworld.
Posted by: Revenant at July 31, 2017 07:03 PM (yXLbm)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at July 31, 2017 07:41 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 31, 2017 08:21 PM (e8kgV)
Wonder if he access to NOFORN docs.... to
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2017 08:37 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2017 06:05 PM (mbhDw)
Opposite Adjacent Hypotenus
Posted by: Methos at July 31, 2017 06:14 PM (XQvuQ)
You can always tell a STEM major.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 09:30 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 10:22 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Mahometan, Beaming With Pride at July 31, 2017 05:52 PM (j+dfT)
********
Snaggle tooth with do in meantime...close eyes pretend goat
Posted by: Imran at August 01, 2017 09:59 AM (We9SZ)
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