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Overnight Open Thread (07-30-2017)
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-- Mark Twain
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Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God's great Judgment Seat.
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This is the same crap that they have been pulling in youth athletics for years; "everyone is a winner!" But at least the participation trophy your kid got is sitting on the floor in the back of the closet. These chubbies are plastered all over the place. Everybody Needs To Stop The 'Plus-Sized Models Are Awesome' Garbage
My point is very simple. Men love football, alcohol and the women in bikinis that they don't see walking around the town. If I can look out the windows of my office building and see six people similar to a woman featured in Sports Illustrated, then put simply, that woman has no business being in Sports Illustrated.
Bingo!
Monopoly was invented to demonstrate the evils of capitalism, but it didn't work very well. Stupid socialists. They really just don't get it. Humans are competitive and want to win and accumulate things and get better and improve their lot in life. Why this is a difficult concept is beyond me.
Oh, for fvck's sake! What a bunch of preening, virtue-signalling assholes. "The pressure of being an overpaid political hack is too much for me!" Late-Night Writers Talk Trump: 'I Don't Want This Job'
“I don’t want this job” was the general feeling among the writers who gathered Saturday at the Television Critics Assn. summer press tour in Beverly Hills for a panel titled “Has Politics Made Late-Night Great Again?” Panelists included Ashley Nicole Black, a writer for “Full Frontal with Samantha Bee,” Christine Nangle, head writer for “The President Show,” Hallie Haglund, writer for “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah,” and Jason Reich, head writer for “The Jim Jefferies Show.”
Maybe if they tried to create an original line of humor instead of regurgitating the talking points of the DNC they would have a less difficult time of it.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess at July 30, 2017 09:58 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 09:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 09:59 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess at July 30, 2017 09:59 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 09:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess at July 30, 2017 10:00 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:00 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:00 PM (PXj2C)
and oh man I used to love monopoly
Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:01 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:02 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:02 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 10:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 30, 2017 10:03 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:03 PM (0mRoj)
I finished one community theatre production tonight. Start rehearsing another one tomorrow. How's your weekend been?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:03 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:03 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:00 PM (/o9Qk)
Stop that, stop that!
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (MjzZN)
Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:02 PM (FKrah)
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Mine has too. It's dark outside so everything looks better.
Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (Dn+ZB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:03 PM (0mRoj)
I'd add Phase 10 to that list.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (FKrah)
I finished one community theatre production tonight. Start rehearsing another one tomorrow. How's your weekend been?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:03 PM (rJUlF)
What production? Hair? Oh Calcutta?
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (GJegH)
or something.
Still, nice to see the Beeb have there knickers in a twist over a game. Idiots.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (aELIg)
Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (0XvG0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (0mRoj)
Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo insulted 'oo.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (fWq7U)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (DMUuz)
I think we can all bear the heartache.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (88gWW)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (smD62)
Looks like Me-Again's show has cratered.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (DMUuz)
Mission accomplished.
Posted by: NBC at July 30, 2017 10:06 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2017 10:06 PM (AmeQT)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:06 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2017 10:06 PM (DMUuz)
When my daughter was still in elementary school, she had to write one of those "what I did during summer vacation" essays. She included a description of a visit to my parents, where we all played Monopoly.
She closed her essay with "Grandpa always cheats but we have a good time anyway."
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:06 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
Trivial Pursuit made a fun evening miserable about 30 years ago with some friends. Or, maybe just fun.
I was killing them, and they finally decided my answer was wrong and I wasn't going to get a win for it.
Two of the five people playing were bigger than me, and the other two were women.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 10:06 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:06 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (FKrah)
Not really. He's never done anything to me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: original jake at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (6L6kG)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (S6Pax)
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Meh. Bozo the Clown came back from a weak start.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (0mRoj)
My naked body would cause people to go blind or commit suicide. Who do you think I am, Lena Dunham?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 30, 2017 10:08 PM (aELIg)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:08 PM (IDPbH)
Time for bed.
Posted by: teej at July 30, 2017 10:08 PM (flbmJ)
Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:08 PM (Dn+ZB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (PXj2C)
Well, he had to let his hair grow out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:08 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (AmeQT)
Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (Dn+ZB)
I loved playing Trivial Pursuit back in the day; I was very good at it. Eventually no one wanted me to play because I'd usually win.
I still have a few card sets in the back of the closet.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (rJUlF)
Monopoly
Scrabble
Boggle
Battleship
Risk
That damn triangle and golf tee puzzle thing my dad had on our bar
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:08 PM (Dn+ZB)
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More times than I can count...
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (XoldI)
Monopoly always came out when a storm hit the power out. Even mom and dad would play with us kids, by candlelight.
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 10:10 PM (kdjwF)
Border nor breed nor birth.
When two strong men stand face to face,
Though they come from the ends of the earth.
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at July 30, 2017 10:10 PM (ucLlG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2017 10:10 PM (rhwaS)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (rhwaS)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Zombie Elizabeth Magie at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (OlbyV)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (v5iqM)
The Lane Bryant catalog used to employ skinny models; it was ridiculous. You'd see that a garment came in sizes up to 26 and there in the photo is this trim little gal who's about the size and shape of an underfed 11-year-old boy.
Posted by: Annalucia at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (a5bF3)
Posted by: @DangerGirl
Did he steal one of those from Cracker Barrel? They have one of those at all the tables.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (S6Pax)
Was going to walk into SBUX to get a coffee and tea earlier this afternoon. Nearly in the store when this miserable woman starts screaming at me, threatening to break my windows and call the cops. Spent more time arguing with her than it would have taken to get sbux. Ultimately, my wife waited in the car with the dogs.
So apparently it is ok if you have a human in the car with the dogs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (e9G8E)
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I've always thought CBD was ahead of his time.
Or maybe he's dreaming of the next time the Yankees have a shot at the World Series.
Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (Dn+ZB)
5'2" and 400 pounds just ain't attractive no matter how many times some folks insist it is.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj)
Monopoly, Sorry and Uno have destroyed more families than infidelity, abuse and addiction combined.
Posted by: Insomniac -
slap jack the card game.
that sounds more abuisive
I was attempting to riff off his comment.
failed!
Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (XKZwp)
I'm beginning to brace myself for the month of August.
Posted by: leagacyart7@yahoo.com at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (j2RUn)
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I fail to see the problem here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:13 PM (PXj2C)
(Although to be fair, we would artificially extend the game with "bank loans" if things went south early...)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 10:13 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:08 PM (Dn+ZB)
The problem with "Far Side" cartoons is that they are all great. I looked through them and the first one was perfect, and the second one, and the third one......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:13 PM (wYseH)
Steely Dan - Gone
Susan Tedeschi - Gone
Taj Majal - Gone
Junior Wells - Gone
Among many more. Gawd I hate them so much.
Posted by: BuckIV at July 30, 2017 10:14 PM (CLfqv)
is a cosmic force disturbance in the National League: the Phillies have
won FOUR games in a row, which might be God's joke on the Braves. Or
something.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (3C9q2)
Wait.
The Phillies know how to win at baseball?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:14 PM (/o9Qk)
The Lane Bryant catalog used to employ skinny models; it was ridiculous. You'd see that a garment came in sizes up to 26 and there in the photo is this trim little gal who's about the size and shape of an underfed 11-year-old boy.
Posted by: Annalucia at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (a5bF3)
Now the pendulum has swung in the opposite, equally idiotic, direction.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:14 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 10:14 PM (kdjwF)
This week I want to know how, "Damned if I don't" works out.
Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2017 10:14 PM (AmeQT)
What happened to diffrent strokes for diffrent folks?
I am consistently told over and over again that people have different ideas of what is attractive. There's a peg for every hole and all that.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:15 PM (smD62)
I don't think we ever finished a game of Monopoly. Just played until we got bored and quit.
(Although to be fair, we would artificially extend the game with "bank loans" if things went south early...)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian
That's the Spirit!
Posted by: Jamie Dimon at July 30, 2017 10:15 PM (OlbyV)
Reasking with important information added.
So should have asked this in the pet thread but I was otherwise engaged. What is the longest you can leave your dogs in the car on warm day?
Was going to walk into SBUX to get a coffee and tea earlier this afternoon. Nearly in the store when this miserable woman starts screaming at me, threatening to break my windows and call the cops because I had left my dogs in the car. We were 20 feet from the sbux, there was no line, really a 5 min or less thing. Spent more time arguing with her than it would have taken to get sbux. Ultimately, my wife waited in the car with the dogs.
So apparently it is ok if you have a human in the car with the dogs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:15 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 30, 2017 10:16 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 30, 2017 10:16 PM (qJhUV)
I am consistently told over and over again that people have different ideas of what is attractive. There's a peg for every hole and all that.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:15 PM (smD62)
Heh. Heh. hehehe.
Posted by: That guy in the corner at July 30, 2017 10:16 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30
The other problem with them is he quit doing them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:16 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: IC at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (S6Pax)
This was 40 years ago and we had no idea what a Cracker Barrel was...so I'm guessing no?
That thing frustrated the heck out of me for years though.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (/o9Qk)
Why can't we all agree to meet in the middle?
If there is 1 or 2 plus sized women in SI, who cares? Who does it hurt? Now, if EVERY model is replaced by bigger girls, sure it's a problem. But, if a couple of them squeeze by, who cares?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (smD62)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:13 PM (wYseH)
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That's the great thing about them. We have the whole boxed set- got it for the kids one year for Christmas. They were still pretty young, and didn't get them at first. Now, those books are so well-used they are falling apart.
I think they have been a substantial influence on my kids' wacky sense of humor. Those, and Calvin and Hobbes.
Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (Dn+ZB)
two or three devils in hell laughing at notes they're pulling from the "suggestion box"
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (kdjwF)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (89VjS)
So...quit.
See. That was easy
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Or kill yourself, I'm good either way.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (Rf8I7)
So apparently it is ok if you have a human in the car with the dogs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:15 PM (0wem/)
It is sometimes amazing how the church-lady scold has morphed into the peta/gay/racial scold.
Maybe not so amazing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0XvG0)
Why can't we all agree to meet in the middle?
If there is 1 or 2 plus sized women in SI, who cares? Who does it hurt? Now, if EVERY model is replaced by bigger girls, sure it's a problem. But, if a couple of them squeeze by, who cares?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July
who wants the middle? When you are looking for anything you want the best you can get. Why should someone be forced to have second rate?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Okie in Or at July 30, 2017 10:19 PM (J3mKa)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (XKZwp)
I'm so sorry. I pray he gets the help he needs. There are so many good treatments for depression these days that no one should have to suffer.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 30, 2017 10:19 PM (nvMvs)
They're slow learners but every so often they squeak out a win. I was afraid they were going for the .250 season record of the '62 Mets . . . . but then it's a long way to September. The Phailin' Phils may yet pull it off.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 30, 2017 10:19 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (DMUuz)
So het show is bleeding watchers?
Posted by: Country Boy at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (fWq7U)
LadyL - small world - I'm at Shipyard/Port of Call.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (GJegH)
Hope you are having a great time! Did the weather improve?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (smD62)
Because that's not the point.
Read the article.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (smD62)
Posted by: IC at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (gcme+)
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I had a girlfriend like for a while. Perfectly proportioned but looked like she was blown up from a size 5 to an 11. Good God, that was a fun time.
Posted by: GOULD at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (X02AV)
....let's go there. Imran was dicking DWS.
Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (zTPBJ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0XvG0)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: IC at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (gcme+)
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Okay, this too then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (PXj2C)
Wow...that was a disgusting thing to say.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July
how so? when was the last time you decided your first choice was less than the best you could have? where do you not want the best?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM
*gives JROD a fist bump*
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (fWq7U)
....let's go there. Imran was dicking DWS.
Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (zTPBJ)
An image I did not need to ever have. Why not say he was laying wood to helen thomas while you are at it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (ycWCI)
104 @77 Insomniac-Two things I cheer for here at AoS. People on the Gainz threads that are having success at losing weight and I cheer for guys like qdpsteve and Captain Whitebread to find a good woman.
Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0XvG0)
Hear hear. Maybe we need to have an AOS dating meetup/singles mixer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl)
I love trivia.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Yes it did. Beautiful day today. The forecast is for high 80's for the rest of the week. Not that oppressive heat you sometimes get here.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (GJegH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (0wem/)
Calling people 'second rate' is not a great way to kick off a friendly discussion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (w5jBN)
Posted by: IC at July 30
doesn't the proportional thing include an increase in height?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (smD62)
No, it wasn't.
There is an ideal. That men want to see that ideal is perfectly understandable.
Trust me, women don't want to see pudgy men in underwear ads.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (wYseH)
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Now
l there's a disgusting thing to say.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (Rf8I7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl)
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Sure that's wise?
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM
Prayers up, pookysgirl.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Chi Chi at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (XoldI)
And yes, this is not theoretical.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (MZcWR)
It's the thing eating disorders are made of....this idea that people should be judged by their size or looks or whatever. This idea that chubby=bad human being. And thin= good human being.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (smD62)
The Clintons, they got a lotta buffers.
Posted by: Chi Chi at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (XoldI)
Funny how often that happens.
BTW, whatever happened to Chi-Chi's? They go out of business?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (ycWCI)
On Stoicism, a good short book that I would recommend is: A Slap in the Face: Why Insults Hurt and Why They Shouldn't.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk
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Which made me think:
*snap*
An idea for a book, 'A Punch in the Face, Why It Hurts, and Why It Should'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (OdK9v)
while you may have a strong body image (go you!), others may not have an equally strong stomach.
the Great American Mirror Shortage is real!
be considerate of others, or be prepared to be mocked in public.
the choice is yours...
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (NQJ+w)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql)
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Yeah. I see huge dumpster fire potential here.
Posted by: GOULD at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (X02AV)
It's the thing eating disorders are made of....this idea that people should be judged by their size or looks or whatever. This idea that chubby=bad human being. And thin= good human being.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (smD62)
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No one said that.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (s5Kql)
++++
https://youtu.be/J-GkwIRbLw8
That's no lie.
Posted by: Hot Chocolate at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (FUu/Z)
out a win. I was afraid they were going for the .250 season record of
the '62 Mets . . . . but then it's a long way to September. The Phailin'
Phils may yet pull it off.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 30, 2017 10:19 PM (3C9q2)
I admit I stopped paying attention to them about five years ago. It's hard to root long distance for a team you never get to see play. Especially when they suuuuuck.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (/o9Qk)
....let's go there. Imran was dicking DWS.
Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (zTPBJ)
An image I did not need to ever have. Why not say he was laying wood to helen thomas while you are at it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (ycWCI)*
Hey! What'd we do to piss you off?!
Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (AmeQT)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Okay but I don't think some of our wives or husbands are going to cotton to the idea much.
I could be wrong.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (GJegH)
Posted by: Clement at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (rSHlY)
The Clintons, they got a lotta buffers.
Posted by: Chi Chi at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (XoldI)
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Cicc, a potrta!
Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 30, 2017 10:26 PM (CHPoA)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July
People don't pay to buy that issue in order to make some big chicks feel good about themselves. They buy it to see what are claimed to be the sexiest women around.
There are magazines that specifically cater to guys who have a thing for big chicks.
Personally, I couldn't give a shit who sports illustrated puts in their magazine ... but for every girl they put in who's not a total knockout they are probably going to sacrifice some sales and eventually kill that issue - which is the biggest money-making thing Sports Illustrated has ever done.
There's a reason certain beautiful girls are models and not just any girl off the street. I remember a couple of companies did some stupid thing with "normal women" for their commercials. That was pretty funny and lasted all of about twenty minutes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:26 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (smD62)
I do not think either of them was referring to the people being bad people or even relationship worthy- they were talking about what you buy in a magazine when you are looking for photos of the opposite sex.
Consider this: Would you rather look at photos of Chris Hemsworth or Jason Alexander in a banana hammock?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (ycWCI)
Says who on what's ideal?
You think it's beyond reason that maybe there are some guys out there who might like pictures of a plus sized model?
Is it so impossible to believe that not every single guy prefers to look at the same body type?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0XvG0)
Worthy causes indeed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30
Did not call anyone second rate. Just point out that no one ever wants to be forced to have less that the best. Even then, the world is full of rankings, second rate, second string, backup, b list, farm league, bush league, jv and on. They all mean the same thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (0wem/)
Gah. My optic nerves just committed suicide.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (smD62)
No. That is incorrect.
But there is an ideal for physical beauty, and it isn't a woman or man who looks like a Rubens nude. Sorry if that upsets you, but that's the current fashion.
It isn't a reflection on one's worth as a human being if one doesn't look like that. It is an evaluation of one's physical attractiveness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:28 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (IDPbH)
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Just don't go there, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:28 PM (PXj2C)
Was Jason Alexander just in the pool or not?
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:28 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl)
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Sure that's wise?
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql)
Sex and violence! And not necessarily in that order...
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:29 PM (0mRoj)
la la la la, panty hose."
- Dr. Frasier Crane
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 30, 2017 10:29 PM (LWu6U)
I hate Sunday nights. Monday mornings even more.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (/o9Qk)
5'2" and 400 pounds just ain't attractive no matter how many times some folks insist it is.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj)
Nope, it's not. BUT 5'11 and 180lbs is curvy, and it's a plus size. Rachel Hunter was a size 11 back in the day, 5'11 and 150lbs, by today's sizes she'd be a plus sized model.
Why can't women have clothes that just fvcking fit and look decent?
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (MjzZN)
Seen at that size it always strikes me how young these girls are. They might not be young enough to be my granddaughter but just about.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Imran at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (zTPBJ)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (s5Kql)
Same old problem with liberals. They're about feelings, not reality. I know people who are obese. I know someone who is a compulsive eater. It's tough being obese.
I knew someone who was obese herself, and whose college age daughter was obese. The 21 year old daughter had to be put on blood pressure medication that my dad didn't need until he was in his eighties. She had severe knee issues that both she and her mom tried to pretend weren't due to the weight she was carrying around.
We all choose how we want to live our lives, but pretending that there aren't downsides to obesity isn't helping anyone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (ycWCI)
Not a fair comparison at all. Plus sized models are usually still very beautiful, and still more in shape than the average Jane. It's not like they are putting (pre-surgery) Mama June in there. These are still attractive, relatively fit women.
It's not a comparison between Chris Hemsworth and Jason Alexander. It's a comparison between Chris Hemsworth and pre-weight loss Chris Pratt. They are both fine to look at, and I wouldn't mind looking at either.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:31 PM (smD62)
I love trivia.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (/o9Qk)
I do too. Got some quizzing on my way to try out for teen Jeopardy when I was 14. Made the top 25% but they took only one person, he was 19. But I met Alex Trebek.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 30, 2017 10:31 PM (DIN/1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Imran at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (zTPBJ)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (smD62)
There is an ideal physique that attracts most men. there is an ideal physique that attracts most women.
Are there outliers? of course there are. Don't insult my intelligence by suggesting that I am unaware that there is a distribution...probably a bell curve.
But +- two SDs on either side of the median are chicks who would fit in well with SI models.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (0wem/)
I have never heard a woman referred to as 'Bush League.' That is hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (ycWCI)
It's not a comparison between Chris Hemsworth and Jason Alexander. It's a comparison between Chris Hemsworth and pre-weight loss Chris Pratt. They are both fine to look at, and I wouldn't mind looking at either.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July
If plus size models were so beautiful they would not need their own affirmative action category. Besides what are you so sensitive over, you were just going on about how you look hot in your new swim suit.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (Dn+ZB)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (s5Kql)
That should help with both.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)
Because however awesome this looks (Anna Nicole Smith, before she went totally down the tubes, rocked this look), it is rare in women. Clothes that fit this and look good can't be mass-produced at a profit, unless expensive.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 10:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Yes it did. Beautiful day today. The forecast is for high 80's for the rest of the week. Not that oppressive heat you sometimes get here.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (GJegH)
Wow--that's incredible weather for this time of year at HH. Say hi to the beach for me and to Savannah and Charleston, if you go there.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 30, 2017 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:33 PM (oT6R8)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (S6Pax)
Yeah, where are the pec & rippling 6 pack an 'Ron pics? Paging DC. DC to the tiny pic, stat!
Oh CDR M can own up to being the shirtless 'Ron anytime now.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 10:33 PM (hscyr)
Oh, and I have wondered, is horizontal drilling done by some type of gearing, or is it more like a colonoscopy with flexible pipe? Though I'm a chem e. I never got onto anything petroleum, except in school 45 years ago.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 30, 2017 10:34 PM (lIZQs)
teen Jeopardy when I was 14. Made the top 25% but they took only one
person, he was 19. But I met Alex Trebek.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 30, 2017 10:31 PM (DIN/1)
That's awesome. I've always dreamed of going on Jeopardy but my stage fright/social anxiety is so bad, I'm sure I'd freeze up in front of the audience if I ever got that far.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:34 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: colfax mingo
Your gentle, friendly words are a blessing. Thank you. I just finished a 59 hour work week, and started a slower one this morning with 5.5 hours. And I live in Illinois! we're neighbors.
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 10:34 PM (kdjwF)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:34 PM (/o9Qk)
Paging Weird Al!
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (wYseH)
Valid. One could argue that Kate Upton is on the outside of what is usually found in SI. However, she is on the side of 'what attracts most men' of that scenario.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:33 PM (oT6R
Sorry....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (/o9Qk)
Similar to forcing the notion on everyone that Michelle Obama was a beautiful woman. Was not going to say anything, however, if you are going to force the issue, well, then, let's rumble.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:36 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:36 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:31 PM (smD62)
But the job is to be a model, not to be better than average looking. The job is all about looks. That's the job.
There are women that men like to look at. That's just how it is. There are good looking women but there are women that make you do a second take or make your jaw drop. The professionals are supposed to be the best, not just better than average.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:36 PM (rZ+mb)
I'm beginning to brace myself for the month of August.
Posted by: leagacyart7@yahoo.com at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (j2RUn)
We're going to wake up one morning soon and find that North Korea's nuclear and missile program has been eliminated. Lord help the Norks if they retaliate against the south.
Donnie Two Scoops ain't here to chew gum.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 30, 2017 10:36 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (e9G8E)
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Just....... Wow.
Posted by: GOULD at July 30, 2017 10:36 PM (X02AV)
Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:37 PM (0XvG0)
I think I do, but according to you guys, I probably look like a cow.
No one is talking about glorifying obesity. But, you would be insane to compare a plus sized model to someone obese.
There is a huge jump between a proportional size 14 and obese.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:37 PM (smD62)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)
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Usually does.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:37 PM (s5Kql)
I demand the NFL indulge my fantasy that I can cut it with the pros. Put me in coach!
Wait a minute, I don't have any such fantasies.
SI models are the same thing. The cream of the crop. The 1% of the 1%. That's why they're so valuable, so desirable to look at.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 10:37 PM (8O3HH)
BTW, whatever happened to Chi-Chi's? They go out of business?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (ycWCI)
Hep A outbreak at a couple of US locations led to its downfall.
Now it is a Europe only operation.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 30, 2017 10:38 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:38 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:38 PM (oT6R8)
Yet, the same white knights and feminists was to celebrate Obseity cloaked as Plus Sized models. Literally celebrating terrible disease ridden consistent poor life choices all in the name of maximizing the hypersexuality of women.
Disgusting.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 10:38 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 30, 2017 10:38 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (
Be thankful it wasn't NCJ.
J/k NCJ. Luvs ya, don't be such a stranger!!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 10:38 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (CHPoA)
Paging Weird Al!
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Yeah, you are on fire tonight.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (/o9Qk)
Nice ONT, except
What have you got against Fat Girls?
At least they know how to cook.
Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (AKXwP)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (GJegH)
Wow--that's incredible weather for this time of year at HH. Say hi to the beach for me and to Savannah and Charleston, if you go there.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Imagine HH with only two hundred residents. Because, that's the way I remember it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (e9G8E)
In Texas.
In July.
GLOWBULL WARMINNNNGGGG!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (/o9Qk)
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Going into August, at that.
Yeah...Gore can eat all the dicks.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (oT6R8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (0wem/)
Yes, but your comment suggests that only skinny is beautiful.
Skinny isn't beautiful, big isn't beautiful. Beautiful is beautiful, and it comes in all different colors and shapes and heights.
So, if you are saying only the skinniest women should be in these magazines, fine. But, if you are saying it should be the most beautiful, who is to say a plus sized woman isn't?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (smD62)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:38 PM (oT6R
Yes, but you have better things in your life!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)*
Made this exact comment to someone this evening.
They countered with, "February could be fun!"
Not in a good wsy.
Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (AmeQT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)
In the eleven years I've been here, I don't think I've ever seen a forecast in the 80s in July. Never.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (oT6R
To be fair, most fans are not looking at her legs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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58 deg. at 8:00 a.m. here. I wore wool trousers to church.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: sean connery at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (oT6R
Exactly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 30
never bring your wife into a thread.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (0wem/)
(chair flies past as morons and ettes demolish furniture)
(sigh)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (wB8Tg)
That's my personal point; EVERYTHING is for the 5'5 105lb female. The rest of us get called "Big". Guys are "big" it covers everything from ripped to round. Women get labeled "big" and you think of a knuckle-dragging-unibrow-think-ankled-Godzilla.
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (MjzZN)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (89VjS)
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I, too, enjoy seeing a well-built man.
Doesn't mean I don't appreciate the average schlubs, though.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (oT6R
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Lower half? WTF?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
Most here would probably also bash the 'Kate Moss' look as well. The fashion industry seems to have two gears: "Rail thin' vs "Chubby."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (s5Kql)
From the looks of him, he already did.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (oT6R
Exactly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (rZ+mb)
I agree. It's weirdly shaped. No hips I think.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (IDPbH)
Wow...that was a disgusting thing to say.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (smD62)
No it wasn't.
Posted by: Country Boy yeah I need to lose a few pounds what's your point? at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (fWq7U)
Going into August, at that.
Yeah...Gore can eat all the dicks.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (s5Kql)
Oh shit, you're right. It's August on Tuesday.
WTFF?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (/o9Qk)
Later, the daughter amused herself and others around Oak Park and the City attending and putting together trivia nights at local bars.
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (kdjwF)
Lippizaner Cows. I laugh just thinking about that one.
Also, I've been getting Dilbert books and reading several pages of cartoons every night before I go to bed. It puts a cheerful end to my day.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
(chair flies past as morons and ettes demolish furniture)
(sigh)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (wB8Tg)
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LOL!
Wait...
*rethinks Vegas*
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (s5Kql)
Once you go fat, you'll never go back.
Posted by: Prudence Goddard, Vermont Librarian and Town Slut at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:44 PM (oT6R8)
Most here would probably also bash the 'Kate Moss' look as well. The fashion industry seems to have two gears: "Rail thin' vs "Chubby."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (ycWCI)
Neither the heroin nor HoHos diets are good things.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:44 PM (0mRoj)
Also where were all the Plus Sized Gals in the 1950's. It's almost as if the Plus Sized movement correlated perfectly with the 60'sand 70's 3 wave feminism into the fetishization and celebration of sexual deviancy that we find ourselves toady.
Oh LOL at comparing Chris Pratt pre Gardians of teh Galaxy to a size 14 young women. Unreal the double standard.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 10:44 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 10:44 PM (AKXwP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Well, there is the Bush League, and there is the Hardwood League.
Where would you like to bat?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 10:45 PM (S6Pax)
Wrong.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/324892560589948757/
So, if you are saying only the skinniest women should be in these
magazines, fine.
No, I didn't say that. Don't put word in my mouth.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (smD62)
Read the article and then get back to me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:45 PM (wYseH)
You're a douche
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (
Gecleavesxrhecladies feeling clean & fresh?
Snerk. Runs away like a mofo
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 10:45 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:45 PM (oT6R8)
Something to be said for experience.
Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 10:44 PM
Does he take disciples? I wish to learn his ways.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 10:46 PM (q1+kD)
....let's go there. Imran was dicking DWS.
Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (zTPBJ)
An image I did not need to ever have. Why not say he was laying wood to helen thomas while you are at it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (ycWCI)*
Hey! What'd we do to piss you off?!
Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (AmeQT)
My friendsh, I am happy to announce a bipartisan effort to reduce the use of saltpeter at our military bases by making the gentlewoman from Florida, Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz into the new bikini poster girl for the US armed forces.
It was the least I could do in this week of giving back to my dear friendsh on the other side of the aisle.
Posted by: Senator John McCain (R no D) AZ at July 30, 2017 10:46 PM (1JnAL)
So, I don't really appreciate it when, in the middle of the thoughts'n'prayers lists, a certain party assures us that all tumors are fatal, sooner or later.
See, some guys will puke up a turd like that and think you forgot about it.
Cocky, big internet toughguy and all. I don't forget though, and sooner or later something shitty will happen in his online life and he will come on here to whinge and I will run that right up his Anglo-Saxon royal ass. Or, maybe he'll get his wish and I'll be dead. Let's just see.
Posted by: Hrothgar's New Best Pal at July 30, 2017 10:46 PM (H5rtT)
Skinny isn't beautiful, big isn't beautiful. Beautiful is beautiful, and it comes in all different colors and shapes and heights.
So, if you are saying only the skinniest women should be in these magazines, fine. But, if you are saying it should be the most beautiful, who is to say a plus sized woman isn't?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July
You mean because I never used the word "skinny" once, besides using a whole bunch of very descriptive words to convey my position, you decided to ignore what I said and substitute your own words and meaning?
Well, pretty much the world for the majority of history has decided who is hot and who is not. Plus size is not regarded as hot. Even if I was a chub lover I would still admit that it was q bizarre quirk and that no one agreed with me. Or that I was exploiting the mismatch in supply and demand.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:47 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 10:47 PM (AKXwP)
Heh. Just to be clear for those that weren't in the previous thread, someone said that a guy would be a douche if he had problems with big thighs on a girl.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:47 PM (IDPbH)
I fail to see what that Pinterest link is supposed to say. We can't see the guy from the front. He could have a beautiful face, nice eyes, a good heart.
@243
Well, a Size 14 woman was being compared to Jason Alexander, so I fail to see how one is any more egregious than the other.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:47 PM (smD62)
Wrong.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/324892560589948757/
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Speaking of wrong...
That's supposed to be art?
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (s5Kql)
So...quit.
See. That was easy
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Or kill yourself, I'm good either way.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (Rf8I7)
Vlad--are you okay? I've been sending prayers your way.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:45 PM (oT6R
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Well, after legs, all there is, is feet. She could have plungers down there, for all I care.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (PXj2C)
And not to put to fine a point on it, but I want a women who can handle a man and not break from the contact. I learned early on to avoid those women with razor sharp hip bones protruding. Thick women are prime women.
Posted by: Locke Common at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (/xo1a)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 10:49 PM (89VjS)
132 Hear hear. Maybe we need to have an AOS dating meetup/singles mixer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl)
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Sure that's wise?
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql)
That there is stream crossing territory.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 30, 2017 10:49 PM (e1mEI)
It was the least I could do in this week of giving back to my dear friendsh on the other side of the aisle.
Posted by: Senator John McCain (R no D) AZ at July 30, 2017 10:46 PM (1JnAL)
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You evil, evil, petty little man.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (s5Kql)
Also, I've been getting Dilbert books and reading several pages of cartoons every night before I go to bed. It puts a cheerful end to my day.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July
knock it off with the Lippizaner Cows thing. Trying to swallow the scotch, not ruin the keyboard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (0wem/)
Give me a girl who has been hitting the gym and eating well for the last year consistently over a Plus Sized Model any day.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (V2Yro)
Yeah, but they are also not exploring range outside rail thin- they are going to the opposite extreme. It is like an equivalent of modern art- "Let's not make something beautiful that people want to look at on it's own merits, let's make a statement!"
That's the whole point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (ycWCI)
In Texas.
In
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (/o9Qk)
FIFY.
I've never seen temperatures like this, plus good chances of rain, this time of the year.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Robert Plant at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (89VjS)
Man made global climate disruption!
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (PXj2C)
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That would make for some interesting new chapters in the Karma Sutra...
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (s5Kql)
(chair flies past as morons and ettes demolish furniture)
(sigh)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (wB8Tg)
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LOL!
Wait...
*rethinks Vegas*
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (
You shut your mouth! Y5 has our bail fund ready to go. You are NOT backing out on me!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (hscyr)
Prayers, please for Gingy's Dad, who has just been diagnosed with liver cancer.
R'fua shleima.
Posted by: ibguy at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (vUcdz)
Per Babalu Blog, the government of Venezuela is taking names of those who vote, and has promised openly to pay special attention to those on the voter rolls who do not vote.
The government does not care what the vote count is since they do the counting and certifying, they just need the image that they won on a vote of the majority of citizens.
Part of the problem is that no-one wants a seceded Venezuelan state. Colombia, Brazil, the Guianas and Surinam don't want the problems, and the only remaining neighbor is the Dutch at Curacao.
as a side note:
Simon Bolivar once stated in a letter to Juan Jose Flores, dictator of Ecuador, as Bolivar was actually dying, waiting for a ship that would not arrive on time to carry him to his final exile in Britain:
1.) America is not governable by us
2.) He who would serve a revolution plows in the sea.
3.) The only thing one can do in [South] America is to leave.
4.) This country will fall infallibly into the hands of the uncontrolled mob, and from there to pass, almost imperceptibly, to tyrants of all colors and races.
5.) As we are consumed by every crime and oppressed by viciousness the Europeans will not deign to conquer us.
6.) If it were possible for any part of the world to return into primitive chaos, this would be the final destination of [South] America
Bolivar was prescient in many things, and I hope that there is enough will to make these predictions wrong. I know some people with relatives in Venezuela. I hope for those people Bolivar was speaking from his despair, and not from any oracular vision.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Go on . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (GJegH)
She worked tirelessly with Cankles and the JEF to ensure the demise of the Democrat party, also, as a bonus.
Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (AKXwP)
They make the rockin' world go 'round!
And this, I thought, was completely inappropriate.
But this is... the ONT.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (s5Kql)
Well, in a way. But is it to be considered on the same plane as Michelangelo's David, or Vermeer's Girl With Pearl Earring?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (s5Kql)
What goes around comes around.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (0wem/)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (s5Kql)
Prayers, please for Gingy's Dad, who has just been diagnosed with liver cancer.
R'fua shleima.
Posted by: ibguy at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (vUcdz)
Of course. Hope he pulls through.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 10:46 PM (q1+kD)
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Erik, this made me laugh out loud!
Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (Dn+ZB)
Men are visual creatures. We're genetically predisposed to react to certain proportions. While those reactions vary (some guys like more slender women, others more, shall we say, zaftig), there is a spectrum where attractiveness is at its highest.
I'm not saying there aren't attractive plus size models, or attractive thinner ones.
Beauty isn't the most important thing, but since we are guys, it's not trivial, either.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (e3UiD)
Prayers, please for Gingy's Dad, who has just been diagnosed with liver cancer.
R'fua shleima.
Posted by: ibguy at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (vUcdz)
Damn, that's bad news.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ibguy at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM
Prayers up, ibguy.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (wYseH)
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Nope.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (s5Kql)
or kimono, and she blushed as she told me that there was no way my DDs
would fit. Ah, German farmgirl genes....
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (XKZwp)
You have DDs? Lucky.
I have been blessed beyond that. I make fun of myself. Told my BFF at work that my breasts enter a room two minutes ahead of me. It ain't no lie.
Men love them, but they are a pain in the...chest.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl)
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Sure that's wise?
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql)
What horrors would occur if two Morons produced offspring?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (0XvG0)
No one should be telling others what THEY should find attractive...
But most here seem to be doing that exact thing...
Posted by: Don Q., Arcanist at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (NgKpN)
I would hardly consider a size 12 or size 14 the opposite extreme. It's not like these are flabby women. They have meat on the bones.
It's not like they went from size 00 to size 24.
As I stated before...no one, myself especially is glorifying obesity. But, a size 12/14 is not obese.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (smD62)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (rZ+mb)
300 pound midgets!
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (nvMvs)
It was 58 degrees this morning in Northern NJ.
Care to bet on whether 2017 will be called the "Hottest Year Ever?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (2qHjF)
Bigot!
Posted by: Chubbie Chaser Bob. at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:55 PM (/o9Qk)
You didn't read the article, did you? Have you heard of the fat acceptance movement? Or of the show "My Big Fat Fabulous Life"?
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
I have been blessed beyond that. I make fun of myself. Told my BFF at work that my breasts enter a room two minutes ahead of me. It ain't no lie.
Men love them, but they are a pain in the...chest.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (/o9Qk)
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*gulp*
brb
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:55 PM (PXj2C)
If one watched what she ate , worked out and made an effort to lose weight she would be so much more attractive than the one that stuffed her face, never worked out and made no effort to lose weight even though the looked exactly alike.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:55 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:55 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
Hard to get in the catapult.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (ycWCI)
Depends on the details. I recently ran into a drugstore for about 5 minutes to buy one item. I parked in the shade with a window partly down, the dog was in a crate. It was at least 80 degrees that day, and the dog was fine. If there wasn't a long line at Starbucks and you weren't in one of those states where it was over 100 degrees, it should have been okay.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (s5Kql)
AH HAH!
See?
[I'm not sure what my point is, but still...]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
White Dwarfs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (e3UiD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (0wem/)
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Unless a 'ron's swimmers can teleport through the Great Fallopian Gap, not an issue for me.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (s5Kql)
Horizontal drilling is done with flexible drill collars and a computer controlled, steerable drill bit which can adjust it's heading second by second.
Which is truly some damned astounding technology.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (PHxng)
Drove by a plus size bride store the other day.
How much does the average plus size bride cost?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)
We'll paint that bride for $199.95....
Posted by: Earl Shieb at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (NgKpN)
I'm not reacting to the article. I am reacting to the people in here, who are talking about plus sized models as if they are Jabba the Hut in Leia's bikini.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62)
Hi, I am a lurker. I have a suggestion for you. You don't seem to like much of anything except for talking about yourself. Howz about taking a break from here for awhile?
Posted by: WyomingDoglover at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (ichPI)
But quit trying to shove the chubby girls on everyone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)
Unsolicited dick pics came up last night. This is apparently getting to be a YUGE problem with the young 'uns. I can't fathom it.
Here are some hilarious responses to it:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hy7cjvc
Woman posts some review of a restaurant. She gets a dick pic in response So he goes to some "big dick" web site and sends him a deluge of return dick picks. It gets funny.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y984gqfh
This woman went the "I'm gonna call the cops and get a a lawyer route".
Posted by: Prudence Goddard, Vermont Librarian and Town Slut at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)
Is the event catered?
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0mRoj)
Why don't they have any midget models? Sports Illustrated needs some midgets!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Betty Barty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (oAY8z)
As long as you leave the keys with them they should be good all day.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)
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Easier said than done.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:58 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Robert Plant at July 30, 2017 10:58 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (smD62)
For the last time....read the article.
The chick in the photo is not a size 12. She is more like a size 26.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:58 PM (wYseH)
Newhart fat slut sock off.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)
Right? You could smother someone to death!
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
Prayers up, Gingy, WD.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (s5Kql)
Yes, this.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 10:58 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
Best keep them away from any models of Stonehenge
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (ANIFC)
Kind of like hairstyles change. Think Joan Crawford's bouffant in the front. How do you get your hair to look like that?
Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (AKXwP)
As long as you leave the keys with them they should be good all day.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rZ+mb)
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lmao
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (s5Kql)
But what is Twin A was a horrible human being and Twin B was a kind saint of a person.
Or if Twin A was a flaming liberal and Twin B were a conservative?
Or if Twin A had the IQ of a cheese grater and Twin B was brimming with intelligence?
Isn't there much more that goes into it?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (smD62)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)
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Easier said than done.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:58 PM (s5Kql)
*snort*
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (rZ+mb)
...and black holes. Let your imagination fly!
Posted by: Bill Nye at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 10:49 PM (89VjS)
I heard Anthony Weiner's mom was like, "Meh, it's not like I've never seen it before."
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (nvMvs)
Its almost as if the propaganda and message being sent is every woman deserves Chad while the other 95% of men have to work to provide funds to the welfare state to pay for all the children and single obese moms.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: SMFH at July
Well, there is something pretty darn hot about a girl in lingerie and spit-shined jump boots wearing a boa made out of ammo and slinging a SAW. Don't do that in Vegas ok?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (0wem/)
And as long as they've got their licenses with them, no problem.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (nlbfN)
Anal is the new hotness. I'm just sayin'...
Daughter texted me early this am; her new baby is, um, highly resistant to sleeping. She's tried lots of different things to get him to sleep. Lately it's been experiments in different music.
Twice now, she reports, she's gotten him to sleep by playing The Twelve Dreams Of Sr. Sardonicus by Spirit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0CkJ8Ly1co
I wouldn't have guessed that one would work as a lullaby. Looking around, I see that someone classified it as proto-prog; yeah, close enough.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
But quit trying to shove the chubby girls on everyone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)
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Easier said than done.
Posted by: SMFH
I got this!
Posted by: Caterpillar D10 at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (OlbyV)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62)
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Great.
Thanks for giving Disney ideas.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (WmgTn)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (s5Kql)
Twice now, she reports, she's gotten him to sleep by playing The Twelve Dreams Of Sr. Sardonicus by Spirit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0CkJ8Ly1co
I wouldn't have guessed that one would work as a lullaby. Looking around, I see that someone classified it as proto-prog; yeah, close enough.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (6jaju)
Has she tried a looped recording of the bath running or the sound of a vacuum cleaner? I'm dead serious, I've seen these work like a charm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:02 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62)
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Great.
Thanks for giving Disney ideas.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (s5Kql)
Fuck Disney, I'm worried about Rule 34.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:02 PM (0mRoj)
Kind of like hairstyles change. Think Joan Crawford's bouffant in the front. How do you get your hair to look like that?
Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (AKXwP)
Yes and no. Some things are timeless:
http://tinyurl.com/y7xe4tub
http://tinyurl.com/y8wlt6p6
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 11:02 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:03 PM (s5Kql)
Wow--that's incredible weather for this time of year at HH. Say hi to the beach for me and to Savannah and Charleston, if you go there.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Imagine HH with only two hundred residents. Because, that's the way I remember it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (OdK9v)
When I started going there in 1984 it wasn't too bad. Ten years later--whew!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 30, 2017 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62)
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Nobody is doing that.
Please. Just. Stop.
Posted by: GOULD at July 30, 2017 11:03 PM (X02AV)
Posted by: Mimi from Drew Carey at July 30, 2017 11:03 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (WmgTn)
OK... since we are on the subject...
Mary? Hot Liberal MILF? or overweight Nag?
Votes?
Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 30, 2017 11:03 PM (NgKpN)
Swing and miss People Magazine.
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at July 30, 2017 11:03 PM (3acYM)
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Patience, my man. We're still working on it.
Posted by: Pot-bellied Hipster at July 30, 2017 11:03 PM (10LGw)
Its almost as if the propaganda and message being sent is every woman deserves Chad
They deserve Brad the crashmobile.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (
Wait. So you DON'T have our bail money ready?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (
Wait. So you DON'T have our bail money ready?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (hscyr)
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Doesn't sound like it.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (Ndje9)
Different contexts and modes.
Consider too that there are women pretty universally considered beautiful who don't fit the SI template. They'd reject Audrey Hepburn for being too flat-chested, even though her proportions are lovely. Christina Hendricks would be rejected too --- not long and lean enough.
But really, why the hell does anyone care? Why do the SJWs have to butt in here? Above all, why does SI have to capitulate to the crybullies?
You see what happens? They give in and have Ashley Graham as a model. She's very attractive IMO but doesn't fit the template. Okay. Fine. But the SJWs are never, ever satisfied. Now they want someone really obese. And then they'll demand more.
You'll get trannies soon.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 11:05 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 11:05 PM (IqV8l)
329
But quit trying to shove the chubby girls on everyone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)
Watch this...here, hold my chubby girl.
Posted by: Bob at July 30, 2017 11:06 PM (n3hky)
Mom: "Oh she is a pretty girl" or "oh she is just darling."
Me: "She's fat."
Mom: "No she is just big boned."
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:06 PM (0wem/)
Standards of beauty do vary, but there are hard wired evolutonary standards that are the same and do not vary over time. Waist-hip ratio is one.
Shapely ass? Reason for that.
Nice hooters: reason for that.
Blonde reason for that. Blondes (real ones, of course) are actually slightly more intelligent than the world wide average.
Big ass? There's a type of fatty acid necessary for brain development that humans store preferentially in the ass.
Big boobs even correlate with intelligence.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
Sadly this is being pushed mainstream and into acceptance-land.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 11:06 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:07 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Bob
heheeheehee. tee hee hee hee. Good one
"Put those girls down, BoB!"
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:07 PM (kdjwF)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (
Have you seen Wall-E? I swear they got their inspiration from all the people too large to navigate the parks, manuevering about on their larks. Crushing toes at every turn.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:07 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 11:07 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 11:07 PM (e9G8E)
or the sound of a vacuum cleaner? I'm dead serious, I've seen these
work like a charm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed
Might work, but I don't think mommy is gonna enjoy listening to it. I'm pretty sure that is a factor too. She has broad musical tastes, but not that broad.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (6jaju)
(types)
(deletes)
(brb)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (rJUlF)
Different contexts and modes.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 11:05 PM
^ I'd say this.
I think most guys understand models are not only a rare genetic thing, but that they have also been make-upped, lighted, camera-angled, and photoshopped to the moon. So, not exactly realistic.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Caterpillar D10 at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (OlbyV)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:09 PM (s5Kql)
Different contexts and modes.
Consider too that there are women pretty universally considered beautiful who don't fit the SI template. They'd reject Audrey Hepburn for being too flat-chested, even though her proportions are lovely. Christina Hendricks would be rejected too --- not long and lean enough.
But really, why the hell does anyone care? Why do the SJWs have to butt in here? Above all, why does SI have to capitulate to the crybullies?
You see what happens? They give in and have Ashley Graham as a model. She's very attractive IMO but doesn't fit the template. Okay. Fine. But the SJWs are never, ever satisfied. Now they want someone really obese. And then they'll demand more.
You'll get trannies soon.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 11:05 PM (0jtPF)
Bolded because this is exactly correct and hopefully the last word.
[hint..hint...hint]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 11:09 PM (wYseH)
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Women comedy writers? Well, there's your problem right there!
(Sure, there was Sally Rogers on the Dick Van Dyke Show, but that was fiction.)
Posted by: RKae at July 30, 2017 11:09 PM (CyjOk)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:10 PM (s5Kql)
Thx.
Posted by: just wondering. at July 30, 2017 11:10 PM (mBYZv)
Excuse me while I charter a plane...now just where was it I'm going?
Posted by: JEM at July 30, 2017 11:10 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (
Wait. So you DON'T have our bail money ready?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (hscyr)
Doesn't sound like it.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (
Well shit. What are we gonna do? I've been doing ankle strengthening work so that I can actually walk in those 5" platform pumps. Hmmm, crowd fund bail?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:10 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (q1+kD)
Whoa, what?...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2017 11:10 PM (uHu0J)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 30, 2017 11:10 PM (nlbfN)
I would try to anticipate that kind of thing, and quell any drama by running the air conditioning. They can't bitch about that can they?
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When our unit first deployed to the Balkans, we had some downtime that was taken up playing video games. There was one trivia game called "You Don't Know Jack", I'm reasonably good at trivia. Maybe not Jeopardy! good, but I was called "Encyclopedia" in Kindergarden.. Well our LT was a pointer.. and me a buck sergeant... I'd totally smoke his ass.. not even close. Like 9,500 to 267 scores. After a few iterations of that he got kinda pissed, and swore I was cheating somehow. Fun as hell.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:10 PM (htrDF)
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:11 PM (kdjwF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (
Wait. So you DON'T have our bail money ready?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (hscyr)
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Doesn't sound like it.
Posted by: SMFH at July
Sisters, I have got a golf bag full of currency to bail ready to bail two Moronettes out for anything short of some combination of murder and treason. You will get out if even if I have to start my plus sized model agency; Chubbles - NY - Cleveland - Gary - Detroit - East St. Louis..
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:11 PM (0wem/)
I understand others might disagree and that's fine, but *I* admit to finding her quite attractive. (Doesn't hurt that she doesn't mind wearing tights/stockings.)
https://tinyurl.com/yd8whfph
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:11 PM (eMKNe)
According to her agency she is size 14-16. Ashley Graham is a 16.
Of course, both are disgusting. Let's just be precise.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 30, 2017 11:11 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Caterpillar D10 at July 30, 2017 11:11 PM (OlbyV)
I think most guys understand models are not only
a rare genetic thing, but that they have also been make-upped, lighted,
camera-angled, and photoshopped to the moon. So, not exactly
realistic.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (q1+kD)
Exactly. Men aren't given enough credit for understanding the difference between fantasy and reality.
Posted by: Robert Plant at July 30, 2017 11:12 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:12 PM (s5Kql)
Thank you. You very kindly gave me hope. Than 371 smashed them all away.
You guys want to know why I am so keen on Frenchy? Why I want it to be him so bad?
He's always thought I was pretty. He knew what I looked like, and it doesn't matter. He likes me anyway. My size, for better or worse, just doesn't affect him. He thinks I'm pretty.
Now, if I lose him, it very well be my stubborn personality, I fully acknowledge that.
But, he sees me the way I see me, and I reckon he is one of the very few who ever has. And now I'm crying.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 11:12 PM (smD62)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 30, 2017 11:12 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
You were doing pretty well up until this point. I don't think the "brains in your ass" propaganda is gonna fly. Just stop at "shapely ass" and you're fine.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 11:13 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 11:13 PM (AKXwP)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62)
I mean, if yer gonna gross people out, why bother with half measures?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:13 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Bob
Isn't that part of the most dangerous things said in the Army?
Warrant Officer: Watch this.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:13 PM (0wem/)
Will my baby granddaughter pay the price of my fight for equality?
http://tinyurl.com/y8c886ps
I'd say 'Ha-ha' but it is not that funny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 11:13 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (6jaju)
I guess it all depends on how bad she really wants to sleep.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:13 PM (0mRoj)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XxibH-_kroY
Night Horde! Sweet dreams and stay sexy!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 11:14 PM (2qHjF)
Did you have to crack a window for him when you left him alone in a vehicle?
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 30, 2017 11:14 PM (nlbfN)
Every once in a while Playboy or somebody would have a photo shoot of some chick dressed up as an alien or some strange blue and silver makeup and weird clothes and purple hair and the rest of it. No no no... Mom would never approve
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:14 PM (htrDF)
Posted by: mouthful wallflower at July 30, 2017 11:14 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:11 PM (0wem/)
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About the murder part...
Hypothetical, mind you.
I accidentally run over a SJW...
A couple of times.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:14 PM (s5Kql)
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Laughter. Does anyone remember it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 11:15 PM (PXj2C)
You'll get trannies soon.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 11:05 PM (0jtPF)
With the all new bananakini
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:15 PM (0mRoj)
She will tell you herself, life has not been hard for her. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:16 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:11 PM (
Treason? Us?!!! Maybe we need to wear GoPros & sell ppv for The ''Ettes Vegas Adventure @ GNAMM
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:16 PM (hscyr)
Yep, I should have said nice ass, not big ass.
It's the difference between a boy butt and a nice ass.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (htrDF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:15 PM (eMKNe)
But I bet the men have all been hard for her....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (89VjS)
I call bullshit on that, even with modern clothing size deflation. Unless she's four feet tall.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (0mRoj)
Hypothetical, mind you.
I accidentally run over a SJW...
A couple of times.
Posted by: SMFH at July
SMFH, you are in Nevada, that is a public service. Worst that could happen is that you get a fine for not cleaning them off the street.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:18 PM (oRecc)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
There's a difference?
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 30, 2017 11:18 PM (ANIFC)
Will be driving out to Colorado with family to attend.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:18 PM (eMKNe)
Yep, I should have said nice ass, not big ass.
It's the difference between a boy butt and a nice ass.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
Oh now I wouldn't say that.
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 30, 2017 11:18 PM (0mRoj)
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I imagine there's been a bit of size inflation, over the years.
Don't they also cheat the waist sizes on pants for vanity's sake? I think I saw an analysis of jean sizes, and all the brands were 2-3 inches bigger than marked.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 30, 2017 11:18 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: Robert Plant at July 30, 2017 11:12 PM (89VjS)
Please go away. Your whole rationale is ridiculous.
Men are horrible boors who can never have thoughts independent of their libidos.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 11:19 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (0wem/)
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Ok.
Cool.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:19 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
That's the point Bebes, just don't collude with anyone, foreign or democrat, and we are all good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:19 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:18 PM (oRecc)
Are they symmetrical?
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 11:19 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:16 PM (hscyr)
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Yeah, about that...
Some things are not meant for men's eyes...
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:18 PM (oRecc)
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Judges say.....no. Proportionate means a size 5 blown up to a size 11.
Posted by: GOULD at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (X02AV)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 11:21 PM (smD62)
That's my personal point; EVERYTHING is for the 5'5 105lb female. The rest of us get called "Big". Guys are "big" it covers everything from ripped to round. Women get labeled "big" and you think of a knuckle-dragging-unibrow-think-ankled-Godzilla.
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (MjzZN)
Not really.
Huge difference between Mama June and and the plus sized gal in the SI swimsuit.
Back in college, I had a friend, she was considered plus sized, but man, she looked good in a bathing suit. Why? She wore one that was really flattering to her figure, not one that looked good on a size 4, but really bad on a size 12.
It's like anything, someone out of shape that's a size 6 will look worse than an inshape size 12.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac asks "Who Hungry" at July 30, 2017 11:21 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:10 PM (htrDF)
Old friends of the family have told me that Dad, who tested out as a genius, was unbeatable in trivial pursuits, except for sports and entertainment. So they fed him as many drinks as possible because that slowed down his button pushing speed.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2017 11:22 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:19 PM (
But what if there are hot, shirtless Scots in kilts? Can we "collude" with them? Plleeeeaaassdeee?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:22 PM (hscyr)
I've been married 3 times. and divorced three times. now it's as if my little light (this little light of mine, You know the song?) is a flashlight standing on its own beam.
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:23 PM (kdjwF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
You really want to create evidence? Plus LVPD might mistake it for a weapon and shoot you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)
Probably about zero minutes in Portland this Thursday. High of 110°!
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2017 11:24 PM (OBJWS)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702515418451968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702612252348416
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702722180808704
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702813872574464
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702921234173956
Posted by: kbdabear at July 30, 2017 11:24 PM (3i2nH)
Which is ideal.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (RrhD2)
But she shoplifts size 2.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 11:24 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:24 PM (eMKNe)
Some things are not meant for men's eyes...
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (
This just got even more intriguing. So you're saying we can charge extra for an uncensored version?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:24 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:25 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:25 PM (htrDF)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:25 PM (oRecc)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703006185619460
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703089811652610
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703192500699137
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703284129550336
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703397975511040
Posted by: kbdabear at July 30, 2017 11:26 PM (3i2nH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:26 PM (htrDF)
How about "phat" ass? That's some kind of bro speak for a nice ass that's different from fat ass, not?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:26 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:26 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 11:27 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 11:27 PM (MjzZN)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 11:28 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Texas at July 30, 2017 11:28 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:28 PM (oRecc)
Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 11:28 PM (0XvG0)
let's take a vote: presuming they were both the same age as the younger one, who would you rather see in a bikini, Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton?
And from what I've seen of her, Loretta Lynch makes Debbie Wasserman Test look svelte.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2017 11:29 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:24 PM (hscyr)
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*nods*
A lot more.
Posted by: Texas at July 30, 2017 11:29 PM (s5Kql)
Now this man gets it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
He's a National Treasure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 11:30 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 11:30 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:31 PM (oRecc)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:28 PM (oRecc)
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I damn near bust a gut laughing whenever I read a story about some imbecile who wants a KK ass, but goes the Lowe's route due to lack of fundage and injects silicone in his/her/its butt.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:31 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: GOULD at July 30, 2017 11:32 PM (X02AV)
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:32 PM (kdjwF)
But even with Kate Upton, some poor bastard is sick of her shit.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:32 PM (htrDF)
Oh and btw ~ I find the ridiculously skinny "heroin chic" look ( they actually called it that!) with women looking like concentration camp victims also disgusting.
You know ~ somewhere between Olyve Oyl and Mamma Cass there have to be some normal, healthy, well proportioned , in shape models who are sexy ~ dontchathink? Hey Madison frikking Avenue, Hollywood ~ are you listening? Stop putting the fatties on advertising ~ JUST STOP.
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 30, 2017 11:32 PM (UOr6C)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:31 PM (oRecc)
She should really lose some weight.For her health.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 11:33 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 11:34 PM (e9G8E)
I'm a certified ass man no question about it, but those big KardASShian butts are disgusting. I liked a toned shapely pert thing, but not that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:35 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:35 PM (66CWr)
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Boring?
Boning?
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM (vBeA5)
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Wait. I thought centaurs were dudes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 11:37 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 11:37 PM (89VjS)
Just spinning our wheels without 'em.Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:38 PM (htrDF)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 11:33 PM (89VjS)
No kidding. She's 5'3", 280.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2017 11:38 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:38 PM (66CWr)
I've been married 3 times. and divorced three times. now it's as if my little light (this little light of mine, You know the song?) is a flashlight standing on its own beam.
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:23 PM
Sorry, booknlass... I hope that if you go for one more try, you find someone who appreciates you!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:39 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM (
uh...ok. I'd guess it looks like horse hoo hoo. Gushka or Ben Had could probably hook you up with pics.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:39 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:38 PM (htrDF)
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Men.
Can't live with them, can't live without them.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:39 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:38 PM (66CWr)
And if it's burning, Valtrex may be in your future.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2017 11:40 PM (9ylXF)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:40 PM (oRecc)
I damn near bust a gut laughing whenever I read a story about some imbecile who wants a KK ass, but goes the Lowe's route due to lack of fundage and injects silicone in his/her/its butt.
I SAWED THIS BUTT IN HALF!!!
Posted by: Flex Tape at July 30, 2017 11:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMFH
Why, it's almost as if we were meant to at least try.
I never did, and suffer for it to this day.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:41 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:40 PM (oRecc)
I'm positive she needs to lose about 160 pounds.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:41 PM (0mRoj)
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Tsk tsk.A little voluntary mandatory optional required anger management training would do you some good!
hint: anything that pisses off normal people - they aren't going to stop. It's a full time hobby
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:42 PM (htrDF)
I don't think we thank kbdabear enough for his nightly contributions.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:42 PM (8O3HH)
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Umm, okay. Rivvid!
Posted by: Gabby Olson at July 30, 2017 11:42 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM (vBeA5)
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Wait. I thought centaurs were dudes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 11:37 PM (PXj2C)
Well, not chick centaurs I guess.
If it weren't for anime, we'd never know the answer to the question "What does a centaur's vajayjay look like?"
Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM (
uh...ok. I'd guess it looks like horse hoo hoo. Gushka or Ben Had could probably hook you up with pics.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:39 PM (hscyr)
According to the show, it's more human like...
Posted by: The Answering Hat at July 30, 2017 11:42 PM (vBeA5)
Can't live with them, can't live without them.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:39 PM
Women seem to get along fine without this particular one. XD
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:42 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30
Some guys in Miami injected quickcrete into their asses.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:42 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: SMFH
Why, it's almost as if we were meant to at least try.
I never did, and suffer for it to this day.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:41 PM (66CWr)
You're still breathing. Get cracking.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:42 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 30, 2017 11:42 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:44 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2017 11:40 PM (9ylXF)
Since you mentioned it ... that fist bump stuff is fucking retarded. Knuckles were not meant to be bashed into each other as a greeting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 11:44 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:44 PM (oRecc)
Posted by: NCKate
Now that was mean!
Proportionate in the r^3 sense.
Posted by: just wondering. at July 30, 2017 11:45 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:44 PM (0wem/)
Snort. Call the big bad wolf to blow her ass down?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:45 PM (hscyr)
Since you mentioned it ... that fist bump stuff is fucking retarded. Knuckles were not meant to be bashed into each other as a greeting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
How about the jive type handshake that takes fifteen minutes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 11:45 PM (IqV8l)
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When she turns up pounding on your door drunk at 2 a.m., call me. I was made to solve this problem.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 11:45 PM (PXj2C)
What was that, I think it was posted on a thread a few months or so back, about some idiot dudes injecting shit into their arms to make it look like they had YUGE muscles.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:45 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
I'm a wreck on so many levels it ain't funny. Until I can get some of my act together, it's probably best I not inflict myself on some lady who deserves better.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:46 PM (66CWr)
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I actually like that one... The thing it's describing is *everywhere* and I'm not sure what else to call that particular flavor of smug, politically progressive sanctimony.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 30, 2017 11:47 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:47 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 11:45 PM (IqV8l)
I haven't seen one of those in 40 years. Do people still do them? Outside of the movies, I mean.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 11:47 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: kallisto at July 30, 2017 11:47 PM (eO2Z0)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:48 PM (htrDF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:46 PM
Just keep plugging away at it, you'll get there!
Good luck!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:48 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:48 PM (kdjwF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:49 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 11:49 PM (577OG)
http://thestir.cafemom.com/healthy_living/205973/ anti_plus_size_article
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 11:49 PM (2qHjF)
Later, the daughter amused herself and others around Oak Park and the City attending and putting together trivia nights at local bars.
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (kdjwF)
My family (Mr. Gem, Little Gems and in-laws) do one trivia night every year and we've won first place the last three out of four years - came in second once. Last time they stationed a spotter right next to our table, thinking we were cheating. We won, anyway. We win because we all have our weird strengths. One year there was a question and my son was the only person in the hall (with 25 tables seating ten) who knew the correct answer.
Posted by: Gem at July 30, 2017 11:50 PM (uaHyk)
There is a huge jump between a proportional size 14 and obese.
Posted by: Tickled Pink
Sorry, I went away for awhile. Yes, there's a big difference between plus size models and obese people, but I see the push for plus size models as part of the "fat shaming" whining. I think where the annoyance comes in is with people trying to shame men who admit they aren't attracted to overweight women. It's the political correctness aspect that "some people", not you, push.
And the women complaining about "fat shaming" often downplay the health aspects of weight gain.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2017 11:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:50 PM (q1+kD)
Well that is just great, now we are going to have plus size models ripping down power lined and chewing on them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 11:49 PM (577OG)
Depends. Are you interested in learning about centaur vajayjay?
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 30, 2017 11:51 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 11:52 PM (MjzZN)
Well that is just great, now we are going to have plus size models ripping down power lined and chewing on them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/)
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I'm so going to hell for laughing.
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:52 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 11:53 PM (577OG)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at July 30, 2017 11:53 PM (H8WVB)
Well that is just great, now we are going to have plus size models ripping down power lined and chewing on them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 30, 2017 11:53 PM (vBeA5)
Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:49 PM (
In all honesty? They're a sizable chunk of the female population, so retailers are after that market. And they widen the price/cost margin quite a bit on those goods
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:53 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 11:49 PM (577OG)
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That would break with AoSHQ convention.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 11:53 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 30, 2017 11:47 PM (10LGw)
I think we used to just call the people "holier-than-thou douchebags". Some stuff with "self-righteous" thrown in, too. And "smug sanctimony" seems to work well.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 11:53 PM (rZ+mb)
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Someone should ask one of them if maybe they should try comedy at some point instead of playing at being a writer for Pravda.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 11:54 PM (aZq03)
here's I'm a Man by Chicago Transit Authority in 1968
https://tinyurl.com/q2k3cqc
Terry Kath reminds me of Mike Ditka in a way, only with a guitar
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:54 PM (kdjwF)
What the Xanth?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 11:53 PM (577OG)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9cso796
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 30, 2017 11:54 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 11:54 PM (577OG)
When I was at a University some of the profs were talking about homosexual marriage. Well before it was mainstreamed or forced on everyone. Made no sense then, makes no sense now. So keep a jaundiced eye on the universities, they are the proving grounds before going live.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:55 PM (htrDF)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 11:55 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:55 PM (s5Kql)
Calvin and Hobbes was the best. I have several of the collections and LMAO every time. Clever, creative, and genuinely funny. The only strip that is as good is Dilbert.
Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM (V+03K)
Well that is just great, now we are going to have plus size models ripping down power lined and chewing on them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/)
LOL.
I'm still laughing ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM (rZ+mb)
Plus, that same great number of men tend to have a rather flexible set of standards, with variables based on how many hours left till closing time, how far out of town they are, and the odds of being seen with that night's "conquest".
Those are called a "Doofer", as in: "...she'll doofer t'nite." An entirely different category than the "brag to the boys", or of the even higher criteria "take home to Mom", subsets.
That old song "Went home with a Ten and woke up with a Two", didn't just materialize out of the ether to whoever wrote it.
What tonight's argument seems to be though, is the "models" in SJW vogue these days, are twos n' threes, demanding to be regarded as eights and nines.
Aint. Gonna. Happen.
And no, I've never been able to drink that much beer, either. (plus, they just don't make rooms *that* dark, y'know.)
I've known plenty of fives n' sixes, that are really, some of the most lovely women on the planet. Beautiful souls and sharp, conservative minds, rate at least +1.5 bonus on the ten-scale, y'know.
Conversely, I've known leftie chicks who would nominally be 6s, 7s or 8s, who'd not rate a 3 with me, 'cause of their SJW, man-hating, evil commie hearts and minds.
And I have no idea how the 'ettes rate us Morons, as to all that. Me, I'm just grateful that the 'ettes deign to hang with us here in the ONT.
'Cause all the 'ettes are lovely 29, and sexy as hell.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:52 PM (s5Kql)
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Yep. I'm on my way too!
(We shouldn't encourage him, y'no.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 11:57 PM (0jtPF)
'Cause all the 'ettes are lovely 29, and sexy as hell.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM (v5iqM)
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Awwww!
Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:57 PM (s5Kql)
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This is the feminist wing of the left calling in some chips. Feminists seem to believe they being bitchy, overweight, and overly degree-ed should get them their own alpha male and it isn't play out like that...
Women want successful men, men want pretty women. That isn't the complete story, but it covers the basics.
Consider to that the "Pick Up Artist" stick is, essentially, pretending to be more successful then you are, and women have for as long as can be remembered taken steps to try and make themselves prettier...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 11:57 PM (aZq03)
My auntie was a university professor, and in the early 70s androgenous "unisex" clothes was a thing.
They liked to dress like the followers of Chairman Mao.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 11:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:59 PM (htrDF)
Conversely, I've known leftie chicks who would nominally be 6s, 7s or 8s, who'd not rate a 3 with me, 'cause of their SJW, man-hating, evil commie hearts and minds.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM
Agree 100%. Personality/character matters and has a big effect on attractiveness.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:59 PM (q1+kD)
Have sex with whoever, and however, you want at home, but why should you have any more pride in the likes of what goes down at Obama's favorite club Man's Country then say a foot fetishist or someone who likes to have sex with a toaster?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2017 12:00 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
Oh, I understand that. Not like I go around calling people names and picking on their faults. My objection is being gang fed the party line.
Have been "lean molested" by a couple of chubby girls on the subway. Subway went into a curve hard and threw em up against me. They decided they were comfortable and would just keep leaning on me until the next stop. They were leaning on me long enough that I was starting to feel like I was being rude for not copping a polite feel.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:00 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (e9G8E)
With a little muscle, and some toned thighs, the possibilities could be endless.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 12:00 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:01 AM (s5Kql)
Movie is meh, but if you are interested in Michelle Rodriguez full frontal, it has that.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2017 12:01 AM (tewYv)
here's I'm a Man by Chicago Transit Authority in 1968
https://tinyurl.com/q2k3cqc
Terry Kath reminds me of Mike Ditka in a way, only with a guitar
Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:54 PM (kdjwF)
thus proving, that the Man problems started a LONGGGGGG time ago...
Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 31, 2017 12:01 AM (NgKpN)
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In the immortal words of Bobby Bare:
"I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2017 12:02 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2017 12:02 AM (IqV8l)
It does, but there's no personality that can make up for being 200 pounds overweight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:02 AM (0mRoj)
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I can always tell when I am by the HR department at one of my clients...the women, and they are all women, are all wearing the shortest skirts and most cleavage revealing clothes.
Not that I mind, of course.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2017 12:02 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31
It's because they are FIERCE, like lions.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:02 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2017 12:02 AM (V+03K)
____________________
Thank you...
virtue signaling = grandstanding suck up
Which one do you think the offender most despises? Yup...easy answer. So that's the one you want to use. Hell, most of these jackasses would think virtue signaling is something to be proud of. It's less easy to be proud of being a grandstanding suck up.
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2017 12:02 AM (I4kmY)
It is a thing.
Earth woman with Brooklyn accent, "but what if I come home one day to find you screwing the toaster?"
- Heavy Metal.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 12:03 AM (577OG)
The waist to hip Ratio is .7, which is associated with peak health and fertility. Kate Upton is not a .7
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Female_body_shape#Dimensions
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 31, 2017 12:03 AM (2qHjF)
- Heavy Metal.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 12:03 AM (577OG)
"Oh, I forgot. Are you circumcised?"
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (6FqZa)
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Is it possible for a lefty to go more then 5 minutes without saying something political (and stupid)?
I swear I can be talking about *anything* and if it is a lefty it will be about Trump or gorbull warmination within 5 minutes...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (aZq03)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM
Agree 100%. Personality/character matters and has a big effect on attractiveness.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:59 PM (q1+kD)
But being a guy who stays in shape himself???
I won't bed a Woman who is not at least TRYING to stay in shape...
But then, that is actually part of personality too... isn't it?
Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (6FqZa)
That explains all the white stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming...
what do you mean, please?
Posted by: booknlass at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (kdjwF)
- Heavy Metal.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 12:03 AM (577OG)
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Love that movie, but she was screwing a robot...
Valid concern.
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 31, 2017 12:05 AM (66CWr)
Have been "lean molested" by a couple of chubby girls on the subway. Subway went into a curve hard and threw em up against me. They decided they were comfortable and would just keep leaning on me until the next stop. They were leaning on me long enough that I was starting to feel like I was being rude for not copping a polite feel.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:00 AM (
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Obviously they thought you felt "delicious"
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (MjzZN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (577OG)
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The last fierce, like a lion, homosexual I am aware helped sweep Hitler into power. Before Hitler double crossed him, of course.
The modern gay movement isn't very...manly.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (aZq03)
Part of it has to do with theories of what beauty is amongst the pseudo-intellectuals. Their argument is that beauty is a social construct, and this amenable to their meddling. I guess, something along those lines.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (htrDF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming...
what do you mean, please?
Posted by: booknlass at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (kdjwF)
Pretty simple.... Feminists and the left want Men and Women to be equal...
But for Men to still be expendable...
been going on since the 60's... just worse today.
Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 31, 2017 12:07 AM (NgKpN)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Seconded!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 31, 2017 12:07 AM (rJUlF)
I think if one just tries to make food in vitro, he ends up with 50% of his "harvest" being inedible stereoisomers...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 31, 2017 12:07 AM (e9G8E)
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I think they got started down that road because fashion is a social construct...but fashion isn't the same as beauty...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2017 12:08 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: Gem at July 31, 2017 12:08 AM (uaHyk)
Part of it has to do with theories of what beauty is amongst the pseudo-intellectuals. Their argument is that beauty is a social construct, and this amenable to their meddling. I guess, something along those lines.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (htrDF)
But these are the same loons who ways the Sex itself is a social construct....
sooooo.....
Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming...the impossible dream at July 31, 2017 12:08 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:00 AM (
Thats a damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario for sure.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:08 AM (hscyr)
They forgot to dress her in a pantsuit though.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 12:09 AM (6FqZa)
There's a line from a Robert Heinlein story that goes "He wouldn't sleep with Helen of Troy if he didn't like her attitude." I always liked that sentiment.
Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2017 12:09 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2017 12:09 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2017 12:10 AM (htrDF)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:08 AM (hscyr)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:10 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM
I'd say so. If not "staying in shape" in terms of lots of working out, then at least paying attention to their appearance. (And not looking like a Feminazi...)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:10 AM (q1+kD)
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The last fierce, like a lion, homosexual I am aware helped sweep Hitler into power. Before Hitler double crossed him, of course.
The modern gay movement isn't very...manly.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (aZq03)
Its a girl Lion....
Posted by: Walter.... getting ready to draw a cartoon at July 31, 2017 12:10 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 31, 2017 12:05 AM
Yep.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:12 AM (q1+kD)
Yes, in reply, Don Quixote, the war between the sexes has been going on a long long time, and we're all losing, IMO.
Posted by: booknlass at July 31, 2017 12:12 AM (kdjwF)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 12:13 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2017 12:13 AM (htrDF)
Posted by: Walter.... getting ready to draw a cartoon at July 31, 2017 12:10 AM
Named Jasmine?
(great movie)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:13 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM
I'd say so. If not "staying in shape" in terms of lots of working out, then at least paying attention to their appearance. (And not looking like a Feminazi...)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:10 AM (q1+kD)
Yup.... I'm 58 and single... and the Ladies I go out with ... the ones that I'm attracted to...
Are the ones who don't really have a great face? but a smoking body....
Why? Really pretty women who have been pretty all their life, come with an attitude... that those who have to WORK for their looks, do not...
Even back in High School... I date the Gymnasts... not the Cheer Leaders...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 31, 2017 12:14 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2017 12:14 AM (aZq03)
It does, but there's no personality that can make up for being 200 pounds overweight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:02 AM (0mRoj)
For initial attraction, agreed.
That said though, I've known dozens of men whose wives had ballooned up thusly, mostly due to medical woes, who've stayed with 'em through thick n' (not so) thin. *pun intended*
That's what love and commitment is all about.
BUT, when Blimpette thinks she's gonna wiggle her 425 lb. rolls at some guy with "come hither" hopes and intentions, she ought not be surprised at realizing quite the opposite effect.
Myself, I have a very open range as to "attractiveness". Mostly as defined by "not ugly". Makes ME a friendlier person, which is a plus.
'Cause I don't have a very friendly, smiley face, most of the time.
Not a scowl, but it's a damn shame I don't care to play poker. Cause I can out-stoic most of 'em.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2017 12:15 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: booknlass at July 31, 2017 12:15 AM (kdjwF)
'Cause all the 'ettes are lovely 29, and sexy as hell.
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM
That's so sweet, Jim. I think of all the 'Rons as 39, hairy, and smelling of Goop hand cleaner. Possibly wearing Carhartt coats and Redwing boots, unless they're trannies, in which case Timberlands.
And now I'm off to sleep big day tomorrow. Sweet dreams, everyone!
Posted by: NaughtyPine - who needs to go back and read the thread at July 31, 2017 12:15 AM (G8B7r)
I'm not proud, but it happened.
Kevin Spacey, Christopher Walken, Jennifer Garner....
God, they must have all really needed that paycheck.
Posted by: Gem at July 31, 2017 12:16 AM (uaHyk)
Discipline is sexy as fuck in a woman and I know women find it sexy in men.
And yet Marxists will find a way through Critical Theory to blow that up as well.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 31, 2017 12:16 AM (2qHjF)
"Or if Twin A had the IQ of a cheese grater and Twin B was brimming with intelligence? "
Unless one of them suffers some sort of trauma in the womb, identical twins usually have the same level of intelligence - because that's genetic.
I remember seeing a video with two British twins on You Tube. Pretty women, but one was fat - not just a little overweight, fat - and the other one was slender. I struggle with my weight too, but I remember thinking that having a thin twin would certainly provide incentive to shape up. Who would want people to be able to tell you apart because you're the fat twin?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:18 AM (P8951)
Are the ones who don't really have a great face? but a smoking body....
Why? Really pretty women who have been pretty all their life, come with an attitude... that those who have to WORK for their looks, do not...
Even back in High School... I date the Gymnasts... not the Cheer Leaders...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 31
Don't share your philosophy with them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:18 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 31, 2017 12:19 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: booknlass at July 31, 2017 12:20 AM (kdjwF)
The Dodgers are 40+ games over .500, and Dave Roberts brings in a second relief pitcher to get the last out in extra innings? What a dick move.
Brad Ausmus pulls this crap all the time too (blowout game but let's use 4 relievers in one inning), even though it hasn't stopped the Tigers from sucking.
Shit like this makes me say, Bring on the pitch clock!
Posted by: Shopgirl at July 31, 2017 12:21 AM (8GXnQ)
sooooo.....
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Yep. I sent a couple few texts to a liberal longtime friend, who has been an "indicator species" for me, as a gauge of just where the nutcases are at. One went something like
1969 President Nixon: Man On The Moon
2015 President Obama: Man In The Girls Bathroom
Whoa, he went ballistic. Left messages, he was going to kill me, thought about calling the Sheriff, he was really off his nut, they are completely off the reservation and there's no coming back. It is some very fact resistant conditioning, they simply will not entertain any other ideas except their own. Ever.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2017 12:21 AM (htrDF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:21 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Don Q. at July 31
Don't share your philosophy with them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:18 AM (0wem/)
Why? I actually have really good luck telling Women exactly who I am, and what I want...
May not work with a younger crowd... but many many women in my age group are actually looking for both the Truth, and a Real man...
Its actually amazing how many women AGREE with me...
And heck, those are the ones I may stay with anyway...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 31, 2017 12:22 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 31, 2017 12:22 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 12:22 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (P8951)
and sexualization of fat men or dare I say stocky men.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (2qHjF)
"The Ritz" with Jack Weston and Rita Moreno. Hilarious!
Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (Id9+8)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2017 12:15 AM
Yeah, I'm somewhat picky when it comes to women, but it's almost all in terms of personality/character. (A big reason I'm single, I'm sure... Other than my own faults, anyway. XD )
Ironically, looks is the thing I'm least picky about. The only real requirement in that area is a "1" on the ScoggDog Binary Scale. And as has been said, personality has a sizable influence on that.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:24 AM (q1+kD)
May not work with a younger crowd... but many many women in my age group are actually looking for both the Truth, and a Real man...
Its actually amazing how many women AGREE with me...
And heck, those are the ones I may stay with anyway...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 31
One, I am making a joke, you know cause that is what happens here.
Two, telling women "babe you look like you got hit in the face with a shovel, but you knew that, but your body is smoking hot", is not going to be well received by everyone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:24 AM (0wem/)
and sexualization of fat men or dare I say stocky men. "
Weren't "dad bods" a thing for, like, 5 minutes?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:25 AM (P8951)
Posted by: I had a name, but I forgot at July 31, 2017 12:25 AM (jY+fp)
I see.... so
Don't share your philosophy with them.... is a joke...
OK... got ya... really....
the Aristocrats...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 31, 2017 12:26 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July
WDS, You too? It is not easy to move that much cash on short notice. I was counting on you to help me ride herd on the horde.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:26 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (P8951)
This. Give me a volleyball player or swimmer build. Chris Oratt. Taylor Kitsch. Jason Momoa. Nom nom nom
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:28 AM (hscyr)
Don't share your philosophy with them.... is a joke...
OK... got ya... really....
the Aristocrats...
Posted by: Don Q. at July
Yeah, you know, like if you were having drinks with a friend and you said, you know, I might be careful about sharing that with them. You know, someone who had a sense of humor and was not hyper insecure who realized you were not really knocking the philosophy so much as the phrasing. Maybe you don't know.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:28 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (P8951)
What I lack in looks n' brawn, I make up for by means of possessing a great many skills, abilities, talents and accomplishments.
Life's more fun and less boring when one endlessly amasses knowledge and abilities.
Oh, and the tools by which to accomplish the above.
And double "Oh". Goals. Even at
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2017 12:30 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (P8951)
This. Give me a volleyball player or swimmer build. Chris Oratt. Taylor Kitsch. Jason Momoa. Nom nom nom
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:28 AM
How beefy is too much? I don't really have a prayer of a swimmer's build... My best bet is more of a World's Strongest Man competitor look... XD
Just steroid beefy or is football lineman beefy ok?
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:31 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 12:22 AM (mMeIQ)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:31 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 31, 2017 12:31 AM (e9G8E)
I'm a plus sized woman and I don't expect anyone -- not even my husband --to find me as "hot" as (fill in name of your favorite Hollywood hottie or supermodel). If "fat acceptance" meant simply not gratuitously insulting or making life miserable for fat people, or not assuming they are selfish, lazy, stupid, greedy, etc., I would be all for it--and IIRC that's what it originally meant. But I am totally NOT down with the notion that we now all have to pretend being morbidly obese is just as sexually attractive and healthy as being physically fit. That's just insane.
Posted by: Secret Square at July 31, 2017 12:32 AM (9WuX0)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2017 12:30 AM
Good luck, Jim!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:32 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: GGE on his Kindle Fire at July 31, 2017 12:32 AM (B3xZi)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:28 AM (hscyr)
Most baseball players (not Bartolo Colon or Prince Fielder) have nice builds. Fit, but not musclebound.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:33 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2017 12:34 AM (htrDF)
y5 sends me to Drudge, where I see another headline:
Penis enhancement surgery leads to man's death
Alternate title:
Get big, or die tryin'
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2017 12:34 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 12:36 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Locke Common at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (/xo1a)
I'm here for ya baby!!!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 31, 2017 12:36 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:36 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2017 12:34 AM (6jaju)
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Be happy with what you got, haters!
Posted by: The Teenie Weenie Comittee at July 31, 2017 12:36 AM (s5Kql)
A man with a knife shouting a-la-snackbar at the border crossing of Melilla (Spanish Possession) and Morocco, lightly wounded a police agent, sources with the police say.
[. . .]
Eight agents at the border crossing post apprehended the attacker, who was carrying a knife with the tip against his abdomen, according to images captured by the security cameras.
The police detained him without resorting to firearms when one of the officers hit the suspect with a triangular traffic barrier used to direct and regulate traffic.
https://youtu.be/Pi9Hj3AjXxk
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2017 12:37 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:31 AM (q1+kD)
For me? Neither because stocky isn't my thing. But I know women that love it. Personal taste, you know?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:38 AM (hscyr)
The police detained him without resorting to firearms when one of the officers hit the suspect with a triangular traffic barrier used to direct and regulate traffic.
https://youtu.be/Pi9Hj3AjXxk
Posted by: Kindltot at July
so he was holding himself hostage?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:38 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:38 AM (hscyr)
Life's more fun and less boring when one endlessly amasses knowledge and abilities.
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Hmmmm...
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:39 AM (s5Kql)
Nine reported dead, including one candidate, as violence erupts over Venezuela's constitutional vote
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2017 12:39 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:39 AM (s5Kql)
Long day on the road. Not sure exactly where on I-15 Layton, UT is but that's where I am tonight.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2017 12:40 AM (a/Tg7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2017 12:41 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:38 AM (0wem/)
It worked for me.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 31, 2017 12:41 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:38 AM (hscyr)
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I don't mind my men being a little thick.
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:41 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 12:41 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:42 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:38 AM
I guess I was asking more in general terms. I know personal taste has a lot to do with it, but more as a general consensus of female opinion. It was probably a stupid question, sorry. XD
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:42 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:43 AM (0wem/)
As an aside, the Swimsuit Edition was banned as "contraband pornography" during my flight training at Mother Rucker in 1980. Our BOQ
Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at July 31, 2017 12:44 AM (zh0nm)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:41 AM (
Well, sufficiency is also in the "eye" if the beholder. Well mostly. Tragically insufficient can't really be gotten around.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:44 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:45 AM (hscyr)
As an aside, the Swimsuit Edition was banned as "contraband pornography" during my flight training at Mother Rucker in 1980. Our BOQ
Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at July
You do not go to the museum to look at finger painting by your neighbor's kid.
The Swimsuit Issue is not even any good now. It used to be great, now it is overrun with pc photographers and editors.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:46 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:43 AM (0wem/)
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Oh yankeefifth...
The things I can show you.
The things you will taste, and feel, and SMELL...
And there will be NO ESCAPE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 31, 2017 12:46 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2017 12:46 AM (a/Tg7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:46 AM
If it's a modern art exhibit, how can you tell?
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:47 AM (q1+kD)
The things I can show you.
The things you will taste, and feel, and SMELL...
And there will be NO ESCAPE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July
Fortunately I have this one grenade I stole from SMFH.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:47 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:47 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:42 AM (q1+kD)
Not a stupid question. Just realize there is no such thing as a general consensus there.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:47 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:48 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2017 12:48 AM (a/Tg7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
What? Did Trump fire him too?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:48 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 12:48 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 31, 2017 12:48 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:49 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (P8951)
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AMEN.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2017 12:49 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:43 AM (0wem/)
You don't want to drink champagne out of our spike heel pumps?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:49 AM (hscyr)
Was a story last night about how, while the feds seem to be pushing self-driving cars, they don't want self-driving trucks so much. Because union contributions, duh.
IMHO it's a bad reason to support... a good idea. I'd think self-driving giant trucks would be more of a hazard on the road than self-driving passenger vehicles. Maybe I'm just a dum-dum though. ;-)
Aren't there already effectively self-driving trains?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2017 12:49 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:47 AM
Ah, ok. Thanks.
I admit my cluelessness when it comes to such things. XD
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM (eMKNe)
Jim
Department of Redundancy Department
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM (v5iqM)
Hey, if they're dumb enough to combine Muslim Suicide Bomber and Muslim Knife Attacker into Muslim Suicide Stabber, I'm good with that. We could use a lot more of that sort of "thinking" from their side.
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM (ILUzW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
Depends, is it one of those pair you have with the unscuffed soles?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM (s5Kql)
Hi, I am a lurker. I have a suggestion for you. You don't seem to like much of anything except for talking about yourself. Howz about taking a break from here for awhile?
Posted by: WyomingDoglover at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (ichPI)
LMAO.
This is about the greatest introductory lurker comment I have ever read.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2017 12:51 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2017 12:52 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2017 12:52 AM (uLZpb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2017 12:52 AM (eMKNe)
Bit tired. Started driving around 8:30 AM, found a hotel at about 9 PM.
Sorry for referencing post numbers. Copy paste no workee on this phone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2017 12:53 AM (a/Tg7)
Hi, I am a lurker. I have a suggestion for you. You don't seem to like much of anything except for talking about yourself. Howz about taking a break from here for awhile?
Posted by: WyomingDoglover at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (ichPI)
LMAO.
This is about the greatest introductory lurker comment I have ever read.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2017 12:51 AM (Jcg9
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Daaaaaamn...LOL
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:53 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2017 12:53 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 12:54 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: wyomingdoglover at July 31, 2017 12:54 AM (ichPI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM (
It will be after you take us Louboutin shopping.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:54 AM (hscyr)
Sorry for referencing post numbers. Copy paste no workee on this phone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2017 12:53 AM
I hope you get a good night's sleep!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:54 AM (q1+kD)
But anyway, Deidre is still going on the soaps, but back then, she used to get my motor running. I'd forgotten all about her.
Anyway, the twin is named Andrea. They are identical, I think, but one is chubbier now. Whoops, am I allowed to say that, now?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 31, 2017 12:55 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:54 AM (hscyr)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:55 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2017 12:56 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2017 12:56 AM (a/Tg7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31
Heh.
Speaking of Lou's, where is Lou's a girl? She keeps promising to send her email so we can get her looped into GNAMM. How could a Las Vegas Moronette miss GNAMM?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:56 AM (0wem/)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2017 12:57 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2017 12:57 AM (a/Tg7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 12:57 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31
Crap.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:49 AM (0wem/)
You could always beat yourself unconscious with it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:58 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2017 12:58 AM (a/Tg7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:58 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:58 AM (0mRoj)
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lol
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:59 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 01:00 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:56 AM
I thought she was going to have her hubby email you.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 01:00 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:26 AM (0wem/)
I'm still here El Guapo!
Posted by: Jefe at July 31, 2017 01:00 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 01:00 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 01:00 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:26 AM (0wem/)
I'm still here El Guapo!
Posted by: Jefe at July 31, 2017 01:00 AM (vBeA5)
Would you say you have a plethora of bail money?
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 01:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 01:01 AM (q1+kD)
That reminds of something that idiot Chumlee, one of my favorite characters, said on Pawn Stars. Someone had brought in an old dummy, practice bomb in, IIRC.
They were all standing around and Chumlee was scared it was going to explode. One of them said, it's just a practice bomb, Chum.
He said well, "You know what they say, practice makes perfect."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 31, 2017 01:01 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 01:02 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
Yeah, a couple of times.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 01:03 AM (0wem/)
I'm Lou's girl, dammit!
Posted by: Sue Ann Nivens at July 31, 2017 01:03 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jefe at July
You are multi lingual? English, Spanish, Japanese.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 01:04 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:58 AM (0mRoj)
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lol
Posted by: SMFH at July 31
Yeah , now that I know that SMFH sold me a dud my only goal is to survive the dunhaming to get revenge.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 01:05 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 01:07 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 01:05 AM (0wem/)
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You gonna be there for awhile, bud.
She's like the Saarlac, but less cute.
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 31, 2017 01:12 AM (s5Kql)
She's like the Saarlac, but less cute.
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)
Yep. Trust me, I know.
Posted by: Boba Fett at July 31, 2017 01:13 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 31, 2017 01:12 AM (s5Kql)
Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Need.....more......power..........
Posted by: USS Gerald Ford new fangled EM catapult at July 31, 2017 01:14 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 01:15 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 31, 2017 01:16 AM (s5Kql)
A normal person thinks of a plus-sized model as just a curvy woman, one with a size in the high single or low double digits that wouldn't ever be considered for the runway, but good looking, in shape, and can sell clothes to normal people.
I've seen some "plus sized models" in various news articles that I'd call bus-sized.
It ain't about lifting up normal women. It's about demonizing normal society's standards of beauty, so they can try to claim the moral high ground.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 31, 2017 01:17 AM (J+mig)
Kiss my ass, y5.
I didn't sell you shit.
You stole it.
***
Fortunately I have this one grenade I stole from SMFH.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:47 AM (0wem/)
***
Serves you right.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 31, 2017 01:19 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 01:19 AM (s5Kql)
Yes, in reply, Don Quixote, the war between the sexes has been going on a long long time, and we're all losing, IMO.
Posted by: booknlass at July 31, 2017 12:12 AM (kdjwF)
I love watching Terry Kath, and I'm a viral, er, virile red-blooded American male. The man was seriously awesome.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 31, 2017 01:23 AM (nvMvs)
Oh, Y5.......
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8l7xskb
{Warning: Lena Dunham in bikini...bending over. This image is truly obscene. Should be behind an event horizon.}
Posted by: Lena D. at July 31, 2017 01:23 AM (8O3HH)
Still there, but here till Wednesday. Spent last week in Milan and Somma Lombardo. The coffee was AWESOME.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2017 01:25 AM (uLZpb)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8l7xskb
{Warning: Lena Dunham in bikini...bending over. This image is truly obscene. Should be behind an event horizon.}
Posted by: Lena D. at July 31, 2017 01:23 AM (8O3HH)
fuuuck, that IS an event horizon.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2017 01:25 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 31, 2017 01:26 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 01:26 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM (eMKNe)
She looked bitchy to me.
Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess at July 31, 2017 01:29 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2017 01:32 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2017 01:32 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: wyomingdoglover at July 31, 2017 01:33 AM (ichPI)
I guess I should read the link.
My 2 cents: plus size models belong in clothing catalogues and websites, not in SI.
Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess at July 31, 2017 01:35 AM (Id9+8)
Movie is meh, but if you are interested in Michelle Rodriguez full frontal, it has that.
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2017 12:01 AM (tewYv)
With Aidan Quinn, Donald Southerland, and Ben Kingsley about an operation to nab Carlos the Jackal? I thought that was a great movie.
Or are you talking about a different movie?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2017 01:35 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 01:35 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 12:41 AM (lIZQs)
yup.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2017 01:37 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Scalpel at July 31, 2017 01:37 AM (ALuwN)
https://youtu.be/B9icM1Wth1o
Composer Basil Pouldouris. It's better than anything Ennio Moricone wrote, and that's saying something. It holds up to repeated playing.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2017 01:41 AM (rnAwa)
On the other hand, like the dude in the link wrote, don't be thinking human males are going to see that and say "Oh yeah, I need that. give me more"
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2017 01:42 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Scalpel at July 31, 2017 01:37 AM (ALuwN)
Of course, he told the truth.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2017 01:43 AM (aMlLZ)
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I'm not sure if it's that.
I think it might be more of a "we're all the same." See? Men have periods! Women have prostrates! Morbidly obese women are models! Islam, a culture that beheads people, is beautiful!
If everything is the same and nothing is different, no matter what liberal will do, it must be accepted and even celebrated. That way you never have to feel bad about doing things that are immoral, and never had to indulge in self reflection.
Morbidly obese? You're beautiful!
Murder gays by pushing them off buildings? Your culture is valuable.
Get an abortion? You're responsible!
Lose at a competition? Here's a trophy, you're a winner!
Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 01:44 AM (aT+Bx)
I was posting on the last thread. Dad is hereI was distracted, actually have to talk to a human bean.
so from the last thread, not knowing what is going on here...
Just done w/ Dad tonight, he came down to get some IL sweet corn, he's taking back 10 doz, it's that much better than WI crap. At this point they are still bringing it up from GA or IN and it's days old.
Great to have him visit. At 81 he still drives down here every so often, it's about a 4 hr drive. I guess someday we will always have to make the drive, but so far he's very competent.
He repeats himself a lot about Mom, she died 3 yrs ago, he's still adjusting. I'm glad we can help, but I'm still working and can't get up there more.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2017 01:45 AM (yJ1e6)
A photograph is a purely visual thing. That's what the swimsuit issue is all about. Not intelligence or wit or skills or personality or goodness. Women being rejected for their looks are being rejected for their looks. Same with guys.
The SI swimsuit issue is expected to be filled with 8s, 9s and 10s, right?
Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess at July 31, 2017 01:47 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess at July 31, 2017 01:53 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: WyomingDoglover at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (ichPI)
LMAO.
This is about the greatest introductory lurker comment I have ever read.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2017 12:51 AM (Jcg9
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Daaaaaamn...LOL
Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:53
LMAO, that is a hoot!
T
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2017 01:53 AM (yJ1e6)
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There was a major shitstorm, I see. Chatsworth Osbourne, Jr. folded. The SJWs likely started threatening his advertisers and so they folded like a cheap suit.
I would expect better of him. But then again, I'm not sure why the dude was fired. But I would expect Tucker to show more balls than that.
Of course, saying something like this is absolutely a capital crime to the SJW womyns. I mean it's worse than ISIS.
Posted by: Lena D. at July 31, 2017 01:53 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2017 01:53 AM (3Namy)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2017 01:54 AM (Id9+8)
Putin drains the swamps one 9mm hole at time.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 31, 2017 01:55 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Lena D. at July 31, 2017 01:53 AM (8O3HH)
Its time like this I thank god for the choices I made in life. They weren't the smartest financially, but damn there isn't a fucking thing SJWs can do to me.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2017 02:00 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2017 01:54
Nope dear it's still alive, temporarily. Will you possibily make it to LV MoMee?
I'd love to but work and finances make an iffy thing at this point. I've really got to make this work.
Could I get employed for millions by Debbie Washingwoman-Shlitz and get to go? Will the Anwan bros be there?
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2017 02:03 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 02:04 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2017 02:07 AM (uLZpb)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2017 02:00 AM (aMlLZ)
Death by Snu-Snu!!1!
Posted by: Amazonian Women from Futurama at July 31, 2017 02:07 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2017 02:11 AM (uLZpb)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 02:15 AM (mMeIQ)
Do they not see this?
I'm beginning to wonder if Congress was not roped into passing that bill by....
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2017 02:15 AM (3Namy)
Of course, there's another truth here with this hysterical shit slinging reaction to that plus sized model article.
These women are not really mad at the author, they are mad themselves. If they really believed "Everyone is beautiful in their own way", they wouldn't be bothered a bit by it.
No, they see these hotties, those on the tails of the Gaussian, and they can't stand it. It tears them up inside. So, their solution is to completely eliminate it. Make the pretty women go away, so they can't see them.
It's funny how I don't have the same reaction when I see some damned Adonis, or some NFL player, or other top athelete. Again, tails of the Gaussian, and I'm nowhere near that category. Or Einstein. My brain is nothing compared to Uncle Al's.
Anyway, that's the real reason this drives them so insane. All the reasons they give, are basically just stuff they make up that sounds better, than "I'm jealous, and know I'll never be that damned hot, and I can't stand it!"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 31, 2017 02:16 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2017 02:26 AM (uLZpb)
Say a $100 million a year saved on uselessness.
Posted by: the guy across the street at July 31, 2017 02:27 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 02:42 AM (4aVpH)
Posted by: Pulling Hat at July 31, 2017 02:50 AM (vBeA5)
Late-Night Writers Talk Trump: 'I Don't Want This Job'
Then quit -- no one will miss your dreck, I'm sure.
I am confident that your super awesome writing skills and boffo resume put you in an awesome position to score a rewarding career in the hot beverage service industry.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 02:52 AM (4aVpH)
Can we get a betting pool going on which moron or 'ette will be calling on the services of a bail bondsman first at the Las Vegas meetup?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 03:15 AM (4aVpH)
Posted by: Hillary at July 31, 2017 03:17 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 03:56 AM (pPKG5)
Accidentally hit this but its funny so had to pass it on.
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 04:04 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2017 04:20 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Ludvigs Hoser Jr at July 31, 2017 04:30 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 31, 2017 04:39 AM (smD62)
Posted by: sinbad at July 31, 2017 05:17 AM (w/p7Z)
Posted by: sinbad
And how the socialist could even control the market in a game
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 05:28 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 05:29 AM (9TU00)
Chicago : Man charged after being found on CTA platform with loaded AK47. (Wonder what the charge will be.)
He was charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon by a parolee and felony armed habitual criminal issuance of warrant. Watkins is currently on parole in an unrelated case.
Oh, well, that explains it. Good thing we have laws.
Posted by: Aonghus MacDerbish at July 31, 2017 05:39 AM (m9X4Y)
Good point. It's just a different expression of their toxic obsession with equal outcome no matter what you put in.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 31, 2017 05:53 AM (J+mig)
can't stand it. It tears them up inside. So, their solution is to
completely eliminate it. Make the pretty women go away, so they can't
see them.
Which is why in the UK, publius, they are banning billboards that show 'bikini body ready' adverts, as they are 'shameful' to others.
I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2017 05:54 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2017 05:55 AM (6jaju)
Good point. Now mulling it over, I think the two aren't mutually exclusive.
Part of it is their toxic obsession with equality of outcome...
And the other part is jealousy.
It's jealousy wearing the clothes of righteousness, pretending at being a push for (some kind) of justice.
Like just about everything else in the Left, you have some kind of sin masquerading as some kind of virtue.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 31, 2017 05:57 AM (J+mig)
It's a new week, people! Don't get caught petergazing!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2017 06:12 AM (4aVpH)
happy monday
Posted by: wing at July 31, 2017 06:19 AM (Ohl7S)
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