The Morning Rant

"Russia is a big story because journalists love America, and America was attacked last year" -- @brianstelter on CNN yesterday
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) July 25, 2017

"Any of you see that lying little sh*t-weasel Brian Stelter yesterday on CNN? What an embarrassment. 'Journalists love America', my left nut. Stelter and all his journ-o-list buddies have trashed America for years, and now suddenly they're Ernie Pyle? Give me a break. And since when does creepy John Podesta falling for a e-mail phishing scam constitute an 'attack' on America? Stelter is a carbuncle that aspires to be a pimple, and he makes Chris Hayes look like a tower of masculinity. His only good point is that he's not as repulsive as Kurt Eichenwald."

NOW THIS IS JUST MEAN:

BREAKING: Comedian Amy Schumer has been injured and is being rushed to the emergency room for treatment. pic.twitter.com/dJ1gUmhKij
— Black Women 4 Trump (@TallahForTrump) July 22, 2017

Looks like CNN is right about something for once:

Genius:

This wins the internet forever. pic.twitter.com/irRZitb2NP
— Chicks On The Right (@chicksonright) July 25, 2017

And for pure, unadulterated class hatred (and a large dose of pig ignorance), some of the replies to this tweet are hard to beat. I would've thought that a successful business owned by African-American women would be a reason for celebration, but I guess not:

Patricia Williams and her 2 daughters own McDonald’s franchises in LA that employ more than 700 people and make almost $50 million annually. pic.twitter.com/nebrp2dePC
— Crystal Johnson (@Crystal1Johnson) July 21, 2017

(h/t CBD)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:20 AM

Comments

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1 *ahem*

Mike Wallace: I'm a journalist first, an American second.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 11:20 AM (NOIQH)

2 I just knew Putin was tied to Russia!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2017 11:20 AM (7ZVPa)

3 First 15,000!!!!!

Yay!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:22 AM (MINbv)

4 I'm artistic!

Posted by: Hamilton at July 26, 2017 11:22 AM (sCjDS)

5 How dare Crystal Johnson employ 700 people and - gasp! - make money!

She should be a noble, innocent welfare mom begging for her Obamaphone and Obamacare!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 11:22 AM (NOIQH)

6 The "my left nut" phrase needs to be brought back into the fold. Well done GorillaPundit.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2017 11:23 AM (2qHjF)

7 Listen, Amy, if you're going anyway, please donate some of your oil, okay? It works really good in a GM transmission.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 26, 2017 11:23 AM (zpYxD)

8 Sorry.
Shut them down!
McDonald's is white people's food. Ray Croc was white. Cultural appropriation! Cultural appropriation!
Shut 'em down!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 11:23 AM (Bd48Y)

9 Whatever happened to the weaponized autism campaign against cnn?

Posted by: Joekenha at July 26, 2017 11:24 AM (O0oLy)

10 Howdy

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2017 11:24 AM (oLu53)

11 H8R's gonna H8

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2017 11:25 AM (oLu53)

12 I would've thought that a successful business owned by African-American women would be a reason for celebration, but I guess not

It is if you're an athlete or "entertainer" of some sort.

But if you're a working black man or woman trying to start or run your own business, then you're a fucking Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2017 11:25 AM (X6fMO)

13 What Stelter meant was that America was attacked by 60+million deplorable voters.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2017 11:26 AM (7n4KQ)

14 I'm Eleventy! That's 2 Ones!

Owning it like a boss.

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2017 11:26 AM (oLu53)

15 Greenpeace activists were reportedly stopped from attempting to push Amy Schumer back into deeper water.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2017 11:26 AM (7ZVPa)

16
Has AtC's age surpassed her cup size?

If so, that make her "The Grand Dame of AOSHQ", among all of these 29 year olds.

Perhaps a drop of sherry is in order.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2017 11:26 AM (9q7Dl)

17 9 Whatever happened to the weaponized autism campaign against cnn?
Posted by: Joekenha

A container load of spinners arrived from China. They are occupied for a bit.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2017 11:27 AM (7n4KQ)

18 Remember when there could be individual posts for each incident of left-wing lunacy/unhinged frothing hatred. Now, we have to bullet them.

Posted by: V the K at July 26, 2017 11:27 AM (O7MnT)

19 I can see Russia from my front Yard!

Posted by: Vlad Rootin Tootin Putin at July 26, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)

20 Willowed but important

This should be sidebar'd or put on an Open Thread

In honor of Alex the Chick's birthday, an important bit of information we all should know

8 Struggles Of Being A Short Girl With Big Boobs

http://tinyurl.com/y735deps

Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2017 11:27 AM (3i2nH)

21 Ernie Pyle felt guilty for the privileges he had, which is why he always went forward with the dog faces. And he paid for that with his life not in Europe but in the closing days of the Pacific campaign.

I don't see any of the Mean Girl Media feeling guilty about their privileges. So yeah they can go jump off Banzai Cliff.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2017 11:28 AM (QHd8M)

22 Today is Mick Jaggers b-day. Today is Alexthechicks birthday. OMG!!!!! Is Alexthechick Mick Jagger?!?!?!?!!!!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 26, 2017 11:28 AM (dwRa6)

23 So when CNN was collaborating with Saddam they were really doing it for America.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 11:28 AM (A3edJ)

24 *opens tab, logs into FedEx, and orders a special present for KBDabear*

Don't worry if the large box shakes and hiss, open it. It's something to die for. Totes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2017 11:29 AM (QHd8M)

25 That photo of Amy Schumer made me laugh it did.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 11:29 AM (mcI77)

26
Of course! How stupid I've been!

I need a course of rabies vaccine stat! before I finish my next novel.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2017 11:29 AM (9q7Dl)

27 My husband just finished a second book by Ernie Pyle. Said they were good reads.

Posted by: NCKate at July 26, 2017 11:29 AM (E4p3I)

28 They're not making money the correct Black Woman ways! REEEEEE

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 26, 2017 11:29 AM (eXSOZ)

29 It's true that artists aren't always gay though

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 26, 2017 11:29 AM (QLHeI)

30 I can see Alaska from my porch!

--- Pooty Poot

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:29 AM (PY9jH)

31 What, no Happy 29th Birthday Alexthechick Thread of Majestic Majesty yet?

I mean, ok, sure, I was *hoping* for a theme day, but with news cycles the way they are, I get it.

But still! It's the Empress! This shocking lack of display is so shoc- oh, break's over, time to get back to the cowering before

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 26, 2017 11:30 AM (u0s1P)

32 CNN may have ties to stupidity!

-Shit you already knew

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 11:30 AM (9TK8E)

33 The gorilla is very straight forward. He is black and non-human so he can get away with that for now. But if he keeps speaking so clearly, the left will force him to admit to his "gorilla privilege". SJWs are no doubt already talking to his feeders to make sure he only gets one scoop.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2017 11:31 AM (HQuBO)

34 Breaking News!

Incontrovertible evidence that WI and PA voters interfered with the 2016 election of Hillary Clinton!

But first, half an hour of commercials for snake oil and pyramid schemes.

This. Is. CNN.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 11:31 AM (hcyUh)

35 From last thread:

HumanRightsCampaign
@HRC
SHAMEFUL. This harms military readiness and puts lives at risk. There are more than 15K active serving #transgender troops.
9:26 AM - 26 Jul 2017
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RAGE! RAGE! Those motherfucking cock milkers and jizz drinkers over at HRC wouldn't know about fucking military readiness if it were engraved on a dildo.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:31 AM (vg8iE)

36

Teachers and critics
All dance the poot

Posted by: Jocko Homo at July 26, 2017 11:32 AM (IqV8l)

37 But first, half an hour of commercials for snake oil and pyramid schemes.

This. Is. CNN.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

???? I demand catheter & reverse mortgage commercials!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 11:33 AM (Bd48Y)

38 "Russia is a big story because journalists love America, and America was attacked last year" -- @brianstelter on CNN yesterday

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Who was the president last year who was solely responsible for protecting this America that Journalists Love Sexually from these Russian attacks?

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 11:33 AM (psH+N)

39 20 Willowed but important

This should be sidebar'd or put on an Open Thread

In honor of Alex the Chick's birthday, an important bit of information we all should know

8 Struggles Of Being A Short Girl With Big Boobs

http://tinyurl.com/y735deps
Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2017 11:27 AM (3i2nH)

You Sir, are a great American...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:33 AM (NgKpN)

40 Dayum. Black Women 4 Trump are VICIOUS! I love it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 11:33 AM (ul9CR)

41 Those Twitter replies about Patricia Williams and her family are ugly, to say the least. Don't people have anything better to do than tear down success?

(BTW, I have a pet theory about this. If SSDI/welfare was reformed and these whiny idiots had to actually work for a living, we'd see a lot less screeching hate on the internet.)

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 26, 2017 11:33 AM (XKZwp)

42 The vaccine piece. Hilarious.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 11:34 AM (Bd48Y)

43 38 "Russia is a big story because journalists love America, and America was attacked last year" -- @brianstelter on CNN yesterday

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Who was the president last year who was solely responsible for protecting this America that Journalists Love Sexually from these Russian attacks?
Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 11:33 AM (psH+N)

And... uh... what attack?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:34 AM (NgKpN)

44
???? I demand catheter reverse mortgage commercials!
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And my mesothelioma settlement money! Who will help me with that????

Posted by: shibumi at July 26, 2017 11:34 AM (aT+Bx)

45 Rage, rage against the gaying of the fight.
Wait, no - rage *for* the gaying.

Posted by: SJW poetry student at July 26, 2017 11:34 AM (eXSOZ)

46 I'll bet the bitchez on The View had a total meltdown (again) today. And for all you 'rons who have the hots for Jedediah Bila, she went ballistic over Trump speaking to the Scouts. She made it a point to let everyone know she didn't vote for PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:34 AM (PY9jH)

47 Amazed at the replies to the above tweet. Some of them were off the wall stupid and what you would expect but many were very supportive. Quite a few even slapped around the idiot tweeters.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 26, 2017 11:34 AM (N3JsI)

48 The BlackWomen4Trump twitter is good. And the girls are gorgeous.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (mQ0Mc)

49 Happy birthday to our Empress, alexthechick!

*stuffs lemon bars into the USB port*

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (IZPn8)

50 Human Rights Campaign? Huh? 15,000 trans serving in the military right now? Bottom line, how much do they cost vs military readiness. Sheeesh, that is bigger than my city.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (MIKMs)

51 Happy Birthday, Dear AtC, Happy Birthday To You!

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (Ftuf+)

52 If SSDI/welfare was reformed and these whiny idiots had to actually work for a living, we'd see a lot less screeching hate on the internet.
========

I have a feeling we'd see a lot less of a lot of shit.

Idle hands and all that.

My mantra for most everything: CUT THE FUCKING WELFARE.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (vg8iE)

53 And for all you 'rons who have the hots for Jedediah Bila"

Who?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (MINbv)

54 Who's got dibs on Amy's precious, precious ambergris?

Posted by: Strobe at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (gbWkA)

55 Fk Jedediah Bila. I always knew she was a phony. Exactly like S.E. Cupp.

But, of course, I'd still hit it. Both its.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (ul9CR)

56 There are more than 15K active serving #transgender troops.

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Holy sh*t. 15K openly and admittedly mentally ill individuals have successfully infiltrated sensitive positions dealing with strategy, secrets, weaponry, etc.

That's amazing.

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 11:36 AM (psH+N)

57 BTW, I have a pet theory about this. If SSDI/welfare was reformed and these whiny idiots had to actually work for a living, we'd see a lot less screeching hate on the internet.

--

Welfare is destroying this country. The people we pay to sit around have nothing but contempt for those that feed them. They need something to occupy their time and give them a drive - like a job.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2017 11:36 AM (7ZVPa)

58 Happy Birthday AtC!!!! When you reach 29, you will understand what us oldsters have to deal with. Enjoy your youth!!!

Seriously, have a wonderful, blessed day!

Posted by: moki at July 26, 2017 11:37 AM (V+V48)

59 Mayo-Head's Paki friend arrested.
No trans in military.
Supreme Court says stop teaching about Sharia law in schools (!?)

Getting overdosed on winning last 24 hours.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 11:37 AM (3myMJ)

60 Yep, we'll be hearing that BS 15K trannies number a whole lot.

JournOListers gonna coordinate.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 11:37 AM (ul9CR)

61 Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me.

Yay, me.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)

62 I have to deal with leeches , whiners and scammers every day in my job. It's slowly chipping away at my soul.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 11:37 AM (A3edJ)

63 43 38 "Russia is a big story because journalists love America, and America was attacked last year" -- @brianstelter on CNN yesterday

---

Who was the president last year who was solely responsible for protecting this America that Journalists Love Sexually from these Russian attacks?
Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 11:33 AM (psH+N)

And... uh... what attack?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:34 AM (NgKpN)

Russia attacked us, but Benghazi was just a protest. Got it.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

64 Fk Jedediah Bila. I always knew she"

Ah, "jedediah" = "she"???

WTF is this, broked*** mountain?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (MINbv)

65 50 Human Rights Campaign? Huh? 15,000 trans serving in the military right now? Bottom line, how much do they cost vs military readiness. Sheeesh, that is bigger than my city.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (MIKMs)

For 15 K Trans to be serving.

1. They broke regs, because Trans still can't serve legally.
2. The entire Military Medical system somehow could not figure out their Sex.
3. Boot Camp must have been... interesting...
4. And they somehow hid their Sex Change from all the people they work with and LIVE with....

Because...

5. Its your duty to report someone who is breaking regulations...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (NgKpN)

66 61 Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me.

Yay, me.

Do you have a dog?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (ul9CR)

67 Rand Corp did study for the military.

2,500 trans serving, 1,500 in reserves.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (3myMJ)

68 Chorizo for breakfast, lots of coffee, and now President Trump and Secretary of Defense Mattis getting back into the business of having a military capable of winning wars?

I may need gender reassignment surgery to replace the smile on my face. WINNING!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (DxWUs)

69 There are more than 15K active serving #transgender troops.

Prove it.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (qJhUV)

70 Ah, "jedediah" = "she"???

Yes, she's a she. An actual she not a tranny-she.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 11:39 AM (ul9CR)

71 Do you have a dog?
======

Sure do.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:39 AM (vg8iE)

72 The lunacy is funny. And then the realization hits that the Left is not doing parody or satire. Then it's not so funny anymore, it becomes watching the Hospital for the Criminally Insane running amok.

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 11:39 AM (zSVEm)

73 >>Supreme Court says stop teaching about Sharia law in schools (!?)

Link?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 11:39 AM (NOIQH)

74 I still call bullshit on the 15k trannies.

And fuck Brian Stelter sideways with a flaming barbed-wire-wrapped pineapple. "Journalists" love America. Eat a bag of dicks and die already.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 11:39 AM (0mRoj)

75 We're seriously only a few steps away from the grievance theorists going after all homosexuals who identify as homosexual as being "inauthentic" and oppressive towards those who switch teams every other day.

Or you're a trans person who transitioned from one gender to another? Why are you saying a person must be only one gender at a time? Bigot!

"Gendersolid" will become a SJW-approved insult for their enemies, just like "Cis-" is now. Mark my words

No joke, they're just going to keep on going and going. Who you are and who you do has nothing whatsoever to do with it. They just need to make sure that they are right, and you are both wrong and hopelessly confused simultaneously.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 11:39 AM (hcyUh)

76 I may need gender reassignment surgery to replace the smile on my face. WINNING!
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (DxWUs)

Replace it with what? A dick?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (0mRoj)

77 "Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me."

Are you zoned agricultural and isn't it time for that pig farm?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (3myMJ)

78 Prove it.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (qJhUV)

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If a woman wears her boyfriend's t-shirt she's probably counted as one of the cross-dressers.

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (psH+N)

79 Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me.

Yay, me.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)

Six months from now you'll post this:

"They seemed like a nice family. Quiet. Kept to themselves."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (PY9jH)

80 Chorizo for breakfast" = good.

Chorizo Spam (yes, that's a thing) = well, I'll just say "interesting" and leave it at that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (MINbv)

81
It wasn't until after I got my vaccinations that my parents discovered I was artistic.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (EgwCt)

82 They are nuts, they are loose, and they control communications.

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (zSVEm)

83 Almost Noon Dee Cee time. J. Sessions is still AG.

The watch continues. Please send Big Macs and fries to support our effort to bring you updated nooz.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (sf2BM)

84 And for all you 'rons who have the hots for Jedediah Bila"

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That's a boy's name. Parents what give their girls boys names aren't raising them right.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (7HtZB)

85 >>Holy sh*t. 15K openly and admittedly mentally ill individuals have successfully infiltrated sensitive positions dealing with strategy, secrets, weaponry, etc.

>>That's amazing.

Don't sweat it. 14,999 of them are in the Air Force.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 11:41 AM (/tuJf)

86
"Journalists" love America. Eat a bag of dicks and die already.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry

Journalists love Bizarro America. Goateed Spock America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 11:41 AM (IqV8l)

87 61 Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me.

Yay, me.

Bacon scented candles 7x24.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 11:41 AM (mcI77)

88 Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me.

When they start getting large deliveries of synthetic fertilize and diesel, I suggest you move.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 11:41 AM (0mRoj)

89 For the 8000th time, Podesta's emails were released by a staffer, not hacked. the DNC claims their emails were hacked, but refused to give up the servers for the FBI to examine. Their in house security guy (Mr "use Passw0rd for your password, nobody will crack that!") claims the intrusion used "Russian-style techniques" and that's it. We don't even know if they were hacked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2017 11:41 AM (39g3+)

90 We don't understand.

Everybody knows that the military exists to chop the penises off of American boys and sew them on to American girls.

The Way the Founders Intended(TM).

Thank you,

Posted by: The Loves- Reggie & Barry at July 26, 2017 11:41 AM (LVbmi)

91 Six months from now you'll post this:

"They seemed like a nice family. Quiet. Kept to themselves."
========

Yay, me.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:42 AM (vg8iE)

92 we members of the Rattlefurrow chapter of the Womyn's Liberation League demand that GorillaPundit be called out for his gorillaspreading AND his gorillasplaining!

Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesnake VT at July 26, 2017 11:42 AM (ILitO)

93 That's a boy's name. Parents what give their girls boys names aren't raising them right.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (7HtZB)

What?

Posted by: Zombie Stanley Ann Dunham at July 26, 2017 11:42 AM (XoldI)

94 Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (7HtZB)

That's funny because I can't look at your nic without my brain seeing Josephine.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 11:42 AM (A3edJ)

95
There are more than 15K active serving #transgender troops.

I seriously doubt that.There aren't 15K transgenders in all of Hollywood.

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 11:42 AM (lKyWE)

96 67 Rand Corp did study for the military.

2,500 trans serving, 1,500 in reserves.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 11:38 AM (3myMJ)

got a link? I find even that number very hard to believe...

(was going to say hard to swallow... but....)

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:42 AM (NgKpN)

97 By the way, read the responses to the tweet about the McDonald's ladies. Its filled with hate, stupidity, ignorance, and bigotry. The left cannot stand success among blacks.

Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me.

Barbecued pork ribs right on the porch. Fans to waft it toward them if necessary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2017 11:43 AM (39g3+)

98 "Russia may be spelled Pakistan."

http://tinyurl.com/y9e5nwjp

Suspect in IT probe had access to DNC emails through DWS ipad.

http://tinyurl.com/y96mgybu

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 26, 2017 11:43 AM (d3wbb)

99 I see this Trans ban going to the SCOTUS... Not sure which way that would go...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:43 AM (O2RFr)

100 Ah, "jedediah" = "she"???
Yes, she's a she. An actual she not a tranny-she."

Let me guess - from a cable news bunch.

Why should I get cable?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:43 AM (MINbv)

101 58 Happy Birthday AtC!!!! When you reach 29,

Inches or years?

Happee Birthday! (pushes some sweet, home-made morsel through USB port)

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 26, 2017 11:43 AM (yKB8T)

102 Supreme Court says stop teaching about Sharia law in schools (!?)

Getting overdosed on winning last 24 hours.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 11:37 AM (3myMJ)

OK to teach about it, and how evil it is; not OK to teach it.

Leastwise, that's how it should read.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2017 11:44 AM (XUcIQ)

103 67 Rand Corp did study for the military.

2,500 trans serving, 1,500 in reserves.

Do these numbers include the cock/vag curious?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 11:44 AM (mcI77)

104 85 Don't sweat it. 14,999 of them are in the Air Force.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 11:41 AM (/tuJf)

*clap clap clap* And 14,900 of those are Computer Programmers.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 11:44 AM (9TK8E)

105
Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me.

Someone in my family lived in a college town and frequently had muzzie neighbors. But not for long. A bunch of black Suburbans would fill the driveway one morning and *poof* they would be gone.

Allan works in strange ways.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 26, 2017 11:44 AM (EgwCt)

106 95
There are more than 15K active serving #transgender troops.

I seriously doubt that.There aren't 15K transgenders in all of Hollywood.
Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 11:42 AM (lKyWE)

Ridiculous number, just made up. The Left will say anything.

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 11:44 AM (zSVEm)

107 I'd fry a lot of bacon and set up a box fan near the open doorway to waft it across the street.

Bonus: you get to eat the bacon!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 11:44 AM (ul9CR)

108 80 Chorizo for breakfast" = good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:40 AM (MINbv)

The Muse family taco recipe has chorizo mixed with ground beef in a yellow corn tortilla.

They're damn good.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 26, 2017 11:44 AM (ptZdL)

109 HumanRightsCampaign
@HRC
SHAMEFUL. This harms military readiness and puts lives at risk.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Stevens at July 26, 2017 11:44 AM (NF2Bf)

110 You'd think they'd make up a more believable number than 15K.

But that's what they're going with, everywhere.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 11:45 AM (ul9CR)

111 It is statistically impossible that there are that many transgendered in the military. The number is a lot closer to 1 than it is to 15,000.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 11:45 AM (/tuJf)

112 Ash Carter tweets that Trump's announcement is social policy, "which has no place in our military." Alrighty!!!

https://twitter.com/jonlachman/status/890225096572506112

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

113 There are more than 15K active serving #transgender troops.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:31 AM (vg8iE)

I saw a tweet quoting that number but saying they were in the DoD, which is different. Mad Dog commented the other day that there's more civilians in the Pentagon than military, so the 15K number would make more sense, although I doubt it's that high. Last I saw, the USAF number of trans was under 1K. Also, my husband just got discharged because he couldn't take Lithium while deployed, how on earth is the military going to supply those who have to be on very specific hormone treatments (that do not make them more stable)?!

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 26, 2017 11:45 AM (XKZwp)

114 101 58 Happy Birthday AtC!!!! When you reach 29,

Inches or years?

Happee Birthday! (pushes some sweet, home-made morsel through USB port)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid

Nice try... Hopefully the bribe will stop the wrath! Oh, Happy B-Day... Mines on July 30th.. Go Leos!

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

115 The muzzies are almost as good as the barely-English speaking Hispanics who live two doors up.

A friend of mine was coming over one night and she was driving down the street and there is always some kind of car rotation/flip-flopping going on at that house. Anyway, they were blocking the entire street and she beeped the horn at them to let her through.

She then pulls into my driveway and is getting her purse, etc. One of them walks down the street and confronts her in broken English about how she hurt their feelings because she beeped her horn at them. No shit.

At that point, I had come to the door and said, "Is there a problem here?" and he took off. They don't like me and I shoot them daggers at every opportunity.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:45 AM (vg8iE)

116 Bottom line: the generals told Trump no trannies and Trump trusts and listens to his generals.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (ul9CR)

117 Fk Jedediah Bila. I always knew she was a phony. Exactly like S.E. Cupp.

But, of course, I'd still hit it. Both its.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 11:35 AM (ul9CR)

yup, and make sure you wipe the dick on the drapes on the way out.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (aMlLZ)

118 Do they consider butch lesbians as trannies?

Posted by: NCKate at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (E4p3I)

119 "Suspect in IT probe had access to DNC emails through DWS ipad. http://tinyurl.com/y96mgybu"

You can't make this shit up.

Someone posted that the time stamps on the hacked DNC e-mails are consistent with the speed of a thumb drive "hack" but too fast for an internet-based hack.

The plot thickens.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (+7/1f)

120 chorizo mixed with ground beef in a yellow corn tortilla."

Ok, hungry again.

And yes, that sounds really good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (MINbv)

121 Great. Now I have "YMCA" and "In the Navy" playing a loop in my head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)

122 15k trannies in the military tells me that we are fucked.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (2qHjF)

123 We don't even know if they were hacked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2017 11:41 AM (39g3+)

Actually... some real data forensic people looked at the files...

The time stamps for the copy were in tact on WikiLeaks...

The time stamp was US Eastern Time Zone.... AND.... the speed at which the transfer happened (elapsed time of transfer for the data set) shows that it HAD to be copied to a local device, because the SPEED of transfer for the data was way to fast to be done via the Internet.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

124 Journalists love America like Hitler loved the Jews.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (X6fMO)

125
I see this Trans ban going to the SCOTUS... Not sure which way that would go...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:43 AM (O2RFr)

I owned a 1977 Trans Ban.Great car.

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (lKyWE)

126 The Active Army has 30 (thirty) transgender Soldiers currently in the ranks.

I doubt there's 15K in all of the various military branches, but the Air Force could account for a large total....

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2017 11:47 AM (jAZR9)

127 I have to deal with leeches , whiners and scammers every day in my job. It's slowly chipping away at my soul.
--

I have a part time gig that's ending in two months.

This is an actual conversation I had with someone yesterday:

"Well, most people have 7 weeks of unemployment left, and then they can reapply, and get 20 weeks. Then they'll worry about it."

So, that's six months of paying someone to do nothing.

However, it's worse. In MI, between the regular 27 weeks plus FOUR available extensions, you can get up to 80 weeks of unemployment. What's that, a year and a half that you're sitting home, even though you are COMPLETELY ABLE to work?

I'm an idiot. I do freelance work, so I'm self employed and not eligible for unemployment.

Posted by: shibumi at July 26, 2017 11:47 AM (aT+Bx)

128 121 Great. Now I have "YMCA" and "In the Navy" playing a loop in my head.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)

We want you!
We want you!
We want you as a new recruit!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 11:47 AM (0mRoj)

129 16
Has AtC's age surpassed her cup size?

If so, that make her "The Grand Dame of AOSHQ", among all of these 29 year olds.

Perhaps a drop of sherry is in order.

Posted by: naturalfake

Sorry bub, I'm not into that.

Posted by: Sherry at July 26, 2017 11:47 AM (0ecq3)

130 I wonder if Stelter was able to keep a straight face when he wrote about his love for America. I'm sure his colleagues didn't when they read it.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 26, 2017 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

131 Great. Now I have "YMCA" and "In the Navy" playing a loop in my head.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Darn you Jane!

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

132 Journalists don't love America. They love their life. Their power, their privilege, their nights out, their parties. They love a government that raises them up to it's level, as a part of 'checks and balances'. Most of them don't know America and the few that grew up in America (I'm thinking of that Vice.com writer we linked to after the election), left it behind to join their own ideal, tolerant-but-not-really-tolerant, diverse-but-not-really-diverse nation.

Fuck them, leave them dead in the ground, salt the earth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 11:47 AM (3OIiX)

133 Also GorillaPundit = still funny

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 11:48 AM (3OIiX)

134 108 The Muse family taco recipe has chorizo mixed with ground beef in a yellow corn tortilla.

They're damn good.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 26, 2017 11:44 AM (ptZdL)

I do this too. Started putting chorizo in chili, as well.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 11:48 AM (9TK8E)

135 Ash Carter tweets that Trump's announcement is social policy, "which has no place in our military." Alrighty!!!

https://twitter.com/jonlachman/status/890225096572506112

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

Barbed wire-wrapped pineapple. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:48 AM (PY9jH)

136 112 Ash Carter tweets that Trump's announcement is social policy, "which has no place in our military." Alrighty!!!

Now that guy looks like he has had a dick or three in his ___.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 11:48 AM (mcI77)

137 118 Do they consider butch lesbians as trannies?
Posted by: NCKate at July 26, 2017 11:46 AM (E4p3I)

Depends on the size of the clit.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2017 11:48 AM (2qHjF)

138 Sorry bub, I'm not into that.
Posted by: Sherry"

Oh oh oh oooooh Sherrie"

/StevePerry

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:48 AM (MINbv)

139 yup, and make sure you wipe the dick on the drapes on the way out.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division

Make her scream twice. Poke her in the ass and wipe it on the drapes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 11:49 AM (Bd48Y)

140 44

???? I demand catheter reverse mortgage commercials!
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And my mesothelioma settlement money! Who will help me with that????

Posted by: shibumi at July 26, 2017 11:34 AM (aT+Bx)

Tell me about it.

And why the hell is Tom Selleck doing the reverse mortgage commercials? Does he need the cash?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2017 11:49 AM (8iiMU)

141 I wonder if Stelter was able to keep a straight face when he wrote about his love for America. I'm sure his colleagues didn't when they read it.
===========

Yes they did!! They all know I call my biggest butt plug "America" and I do love it! In fact, I lurve it!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 26, 2017 11:49 AM (vg8iE)

142 Is there even a count out there about how many transsexuals exist in the US? How many are of military age?
Is there an estimate of how much money it costs to do the surgery? How does this process get paid for?

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 11:49 AM (zSVEm)

143 Oh, Happy B-Day... Mines on July 30th.. Go Leos!

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

Another Leo here. Birfday in August. And our little kitteh will be 16 in August.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:50 AM (PY9jH)

144 136 112 Ash Carter tweets that Trump's announcement is social policy, "which has no place in our military." Alrighty!!!

That would be laughable if it weren't so stupid... Ash .. putting trans in the military isn't "social policy"?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

145 Scalise released from hospital.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 11:50 AM (IqV8l)

146 Jed Bila

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=370838

Come and listen to a story about a.......

i'll be in the bunk

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 26, 2017 11:50 AM (yKB8T)

147 139 yup, and make sure you wipe the dick on the drapes on the way out.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division

Make her scream twice. Poke her in the ass and wipe it on the drapes.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 11:49 AM (Bd48Y)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: James Comey at July 26, 2017 11:50 AM (hcyUh)

148 Ash Carter tweets that Trump's announcement is social policy, "which has no place in our military." Alrighty!!!

====

Fuck that subversive piece of trash. What the fuck does he think he and his masturbatory fantasy, Barry, were doing?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:50 AM (vg8iE)

149 Cruz: "Jeff Sessions is a strong, conservative Attorney General."

When asked if he was under consideration for the job, Cruz immediately said no.

http://tinyurl.com/y7lgxrvp

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 26, 2017 11:51 AM (398bZ)

150 Ok, earworm time for the Navy (heh):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

/village people

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:51 AM (MINbv)

151 126 The Active Army has 30 (thirty) transgender Soldiers currently in the ranks.

I doubt there's 15K in all of the various military branches, but the Air Force could account for a large total....

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2017 11:47 AM (jAZR9)

The one that I knew personally was Army, but they've been out (of the Army) for a long time now.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (9TK8E)

152
Ash Carter tweets that Trump's announcement is social policy, "which has no place in our military." Alrighty!!!

More importantly George Takei tweets that Trump has pissed off the wrong commuinty and is going pay a heavy price for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (lKyWE)

153 145 Scalise released from hospital.

Wow--that's fantastic news.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (398bZ)

154 re 89: as I said yesterday, Sessions should appoint a special counsel to specifically investigate the DNC hacking. I'm sure the geniuses at the Crackpot News Network will be all in favor of that.

Posted by: mallfly the expert at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (ILitO)

155
And why the hell is Tom Selleck doing the reverse mortgage commercials? Does he need the cash?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2017 11:49 AM (8iiMU)

They finally kicked him out of the Mansion in Hawaii...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

156 >>"Suspect in IT probe had access to DNC emails through DWS ipad. http://tinyurl.com/y96mgybu"
You can't make this shit up.

*BOOM!*

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (NOIQH)

157 145 Scalise released from hospital.
________________

That's good news. No doubt he has a lot of recovery ahead of him, but at least he's out of the hospital.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (IBcGJ)

158 Ash Carter tweets that Trump's announcement is social policy, "which has no place in our military." Alrighty!!!

https://twitter.com/jonlachman/status/890225096572506112

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

Read the comments from Carter's SJW supporters. "Trump is living in the '50's....the 1850s."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (PY9jH)

159 Why is it always the left nut? Is the left nut more valuable than the right?

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (Enq6K)

160
Bears repeating, even if already noted...

...Steve Scalise has been released from the hospital!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (4DCSq)

161 PDT has put the 'news' media in the position of having to tell everybody they must love the idea of trannies in the military, or else they're bad people.

He keeps making the 'news' media attack Americans.

He does this over and over again.

I love it.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (XoldI)

162 I doubt there are 15,000 trangenders in the military.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (Fmupd)

163 More importantly George Takei tweets that Trump has pissed off the wrong commuinty and is going pay a heavy price for it.
======

Which community? The washed-up geriatric Hollywood star who is famous only because of others' accomplishments and are ticking off the minutes until they're dead? That community?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)

164 The Active Army has 30 (thirty) transgender Soldiers currently in the ranks.

I doubt there's 15K in all of the various military branches, but the Air Force could account for a large total....

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger

Sounds like they are confusing "transgender" with "gay".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (Bd48Y)

165 154 re 89: as I said yesterday, Sessions should appoint a special counsel to specifically investigate the DNC hacking. I'm sure the geniuses at the Crackpot News Network will be all in favor of that.
Posted by: mallfly the expert at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (ILitO)

I would agree.... except... Sessions recused himself from ANYTHING having to do with the election...

Go look up his statement...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

166
I'll have my own tweet out shortly about the Trump transexual ban as soon as someone writes it for me.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (EgwCt)

167 61 Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me.

Yay, me.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)

When we lived in Saudi, our house was across the street from a mosque. On the Diplomatic Quarter, right next to the Embassy. At Christmas and Easter, we would host all the official families to a huge dinner, complete with ham and appropriate music.

The German dips did us one better. They had a statue of a pig posted at the entrance to the Ambassador's residence.

Strangely, we got along well with the imam and many of the attendees. So, you never know.

Posted by: moki at July 26, 2017 11:54 AM (V+V48)

168 99
I see this Trans ban going to the SCOTUS... Not sure which way that would go...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:43 AM (O2RFr)

This is likely true, however, the Supreme Court should just vacate any legal challenge as the Congress is the sole authority on the acquisition and make up of the military force and they have issued no legislation allowing the "trans" community to serve. Obama and the inept Ash Carter had no legal standing to expand the definition of fitness to serve. The only disturbing part of this announcement yesterday, is that it was made yesterday and not on January 20th.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 26, 2017 11:54 AM (DxWUs)

169 Read the comments from Carter's SJW supporters. "Trump is living in the '50's....the 1850s."

========

If only.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:54 AM (vg8iE)

170 More importantly George Takei tweets that Trump has pissed off the wrong commuinty and is going pay a heavy price for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (lKyWE)

We're withholding all of our votes!!!!

Posted by: The .0000000013% Tranny-Americans at July 26, 2017 11:54 AM (NyJwR)

171 journalists don't love America.

journalists don't even hate Trump

journalists hate you.

Trump is just the manifestation of you.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 26, 2017 11:54 AM (nFwvY)

172 >>"Suspect in IT probe had access to DNC emails through DWS ipad. http://tinyurl.com/y96mgybu"
You can't make this shit up.

This has actually been known for quite some time. Why do you think the left has been so desperate to stall the investigation?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 11:54 AM (/tuJf)

173 85 Don't sweat it. 14,999 of them are in the Air Force.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 11:41 AM (/tuJf)

Maybe they said they were trans to get out of the near-weekly bloodletting my husband had to do from the airman to keep The Bucket O' Bolts flying. Those planes were thirsty beyotches, and one had a temper tantrum for six months because my husband wasn't there to supervise the ritual sacrifice.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 26, 2017 11:55 AM (XKZwp)

174 He keeps making the 'news' media attack Americans.

He does this over and over again.

--
Still think it's blind, dumb luck?

This man KNOWS what he is doing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 11:55 AM (Bd48Y)

175 Don't Ask Don't Tell was a controversial liberalism of past policy. Today I would embrace it like it was my first born.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 11:55 AM (A3edJ)

176 And why the hell is Tom Selleck doing the reverse mortgage commercials? Does he need the cash?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2017 11:49 AM (8iiMU)

They finally kicked him out of the Mansion in Hawaii...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

Probably. He hasn't done much since Blue Bloods. A lot of aging actors past their glory days scrabble for whatever work they can find.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 11:55 AM (3OIiX)

177 Repeal-only HC bill to be voted on soon. When it fails, then what?

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 11:55 AM (Fmupd)

178 ...Steve Scalise has been released from the hospital!

Great news...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

179 >>More importantly George Takei tweets that Trump has pissed off the wrong commuinty and is going pay a heavy price for it.

======

Sorry, he pissed them off by being elected, and nothing he does will please them. Worthless threat.

And would that heavy price be another LGBT dance party on Ivanka's or Pence's front lawn?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 11:56 AM (NOIQH)

180 159 Why is it always the left nut? Is the left nut more valuable than the right?
_______________________

Of course. Everything left is better than anything right.

The left is purer, smarter, nicer, more tolerant, and simply better than the right in every conceivable way!

Posted by: THE LEFT at July 26, 2017 11:56 AM (IBcGJ)

181 Strangely, we got along well with the imam and many of the attendees. So, you never know.
=======

When I was a kid, my aunt married an Egyptian. We all loved Mimi (an Arabic nickname for....Mohammad). We loved his Egyptian relatives who we often went to visit in Canada. Mimi was always at Easter and Christmas, etc. But that was nearly 30 years ago. I don't think there are many Mimi's around anymore.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:57 AM (vg8iE)

182 There is one reason and one reason only for people contemplating gender reassignment to enter the military and that is:

TO GET UNCLE SUGAR TO FORK OUT THE MONEY FOR IT.

It is expensive and your average health insurance policy specifically excludes it.

Same reason these folks try to get sent to prison in a state where the prison system has paid for it for another prisoner.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at July 26, 2017 11:57 AM (kXoT0)

183 169 Read the comments from Carter's SJW supporters. "Trump is living in the '50's....the 1850s."

========

If only.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:54 AM (vg8iE)

Direct Ancestor... 1st Virginia Volunteer Cav....

His Cousins? 5 in Moseby's Raiders...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)

184 Strangely, we got along well with the imam and many of the attendees. So, you never know.

Posted by: moki at July 26, 2017 11:54 AM (V+V4

A friend of ours was Saudi ambassador under Billy Jeff. He tells a funny story about his butler serving him "tea" in the evenings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:57 AM (PY9jH)

185 Repeal-only HC bill to be voted on soon. When it fails, then what?
Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 11:55 AM (Fmupd)

Green light for more dithering and delay. This is a strategy on the part of Congress.

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 11:57 AM (zSVEm)

186 Trans people in the military would not have been a serious issue, but a bunch of SJW pricks decided to try to lawfare the military into being forced to pay for their reassignment surgeries.

That's where the line is drawn. Trump called their bluff, basically.

What in his statement ISN'T true? The military must be focused on victory. Trans people in the military leads not just to disruption but to direct medical costs.

Trump gets to sound like an adult while putting his foot down.

Media/SJW social media types get to sound like unhinged lunatics.

Win/Win.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 11:57 AM (hcyUh)

187 And why the hell is Tom Selleck doing the reverse mortgage commercials? Does he need the cash?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2017 11:49 AM (8iiMU) )

Robin Masters wants his car back.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 26, 2017 11:57 AM (ptZdL)

188 Suspect in IT probe had access to DNC emails through DWS ipad. http://tinyurl.com/y96mgybu"
You can't make this shit up.

This has actually been known for quite some time. Why do you think the left has been so desperate to stall the investigation?
---

Julian Assange tweeted an email that seems to say the Arwan had access to Pelosi's Ipad as well.

Posted by: shibumi at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (aT+Bx)

189 As former Chair Force ROTC, I want to assure everyone that I'm all man, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (3OIiX)

190 Probably. He hasn't done much since Blue Bloods. A lot of aging actors past their glory days scrabble for whatever work they can find.

He's been doing, and has an upcoming Jesse Stone TV movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (Bd48Y)

191 Just saw the Black Rifle Coffee ad. OMG so great

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (hMwEB)

192 Not that anyone asked, but the Corgi has been named.

In spite of my lobbying for Corgfefe, she has been dubbed Snickers.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (GiRFl)

193 "Democrats love America! Democrats love America!"

Yep. Because repeating a claim makes it true.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (KUaJL)

194 163 More importantly George Takei tweets that Trump has pissed off the wrong commuinty and is going pay a heavy price for it.
======

Which community? The washed-up geriatric Hollywood star who is famous only because of others' accomplishments and are ticking off the minutes until they're dead? That community?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)

No no no no, he means the washed up pedophile Hollywood stars, there's a difference.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (wwd4n)

195 If Awan had any kind of admin access then DWS' iPad is irrelevant.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (UBzPO)

196 ...Steve Scalise has been released from the hospital!

Good news.

Six weeks. Probably upwards of seven figures. I hope the Hospital forwards the bill to the DNC with a carbon copy to Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (EgwCt)

197 George Takei tweets that Trump has pissed off the wrong commuinty and is going pay a heavy price for it."

They've hit Buddy! C'mon girls!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 11:59 AM (MINbv)

198 Julian Assange tweeted an email that seems to say the Arwan had access to Pelosi's Ipad as well.

Posted by: shibumi at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (aT+Bx)

Caught a bit of Hannity last night (don't judge me!) and he alluded to this as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 11:59 AM (PY9jH)

199 197 George Takei tweets that Trump has pissed off the wrong commuinty and is going pay a heavy price for it."

They've hit Buddy! C'mon girls!

Coffee through the nose...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:59 AM (O2RFr)

200 Don't Ask Don't Tell was a controversial liberalism of past policy. Today I would embrace it like it was my first born.
====

Don't ask, don't tell was a good policy. It worked for both sides and it was also a "way-out" for people, especially young kids who didn't want to be in the military.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 12:00 PM (vg8iE)

201 If Awan's user account is in the the Exchange Admins group then he can open any mailbox he wants.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2017 12:00 PM (UBzPO)

202 Oh, and I think some muzzies are moving in across the street from me.
Yay, me.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 11:37

It could be worse. The former daycare across the street was converted into a Muslim worship center a few yrs ago. If they put Gitmo guys in the nearby prison the feds bought it would probably be the closest worship spot for their visiting relatives!

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2017 12:00 PM (lfXAE)

203 >>When I was a kid, my aunt married an Egyptian. We all loved Mimi (an Arabic nickname for....Mohammad). We loved his Egyptian relatives who we often went to visit in Canada. Mimi was always at Easter and Christmas, etc. But that was nearly 30 years ago. I don't think there are many Mimi's around anymore.

I don't know. I was last in Egypt about 4 years ago and there was a very obvious and very large split between the Mimi's of the world and the crazies.

My hotel was in Heliopolis and was gated and had armed guards everywhere. I was told by the guards not to leave the hotel unless I was with a local. He said "The beards hate all of us but they will be less likely to go after you if you are with a local."

Just like everywhere, the crazies make the news. Normal people doing normal things don't sell a lot of papers.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 12:00 PM (/tuJf)

204 Not that anyone asked, but the Corgi has been named.

In spite of my lobbying for Corgfefe, she has been dubbed Snickers.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent

They were asking yesterday morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:01 PM (Bd48Y)

205 Just saw the Black Rifle Coffee ad. OMG so great

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 11:58 AM (hMwEB)

It's great! They support our son's campus veterans group. They have great coffee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH)

206 Well for now i'm enjoying the tranny ban.

All the right people are losing their minds and this makes me happy.

I hope it holds up.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 12:01 PM (ul9CR)

207 Takei used to frequent public park restrooms for hookups and glory holes. He's a deviant and a shitty actor.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 12:01 PM (A3edJ)

208 They've hit Buddy! C'mon girls!

Coffee through the nose..."

You brute, you brute, you vicious brute...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:01 PM (MINbv)

209 Wait until the press finds out that Putin has ties to Russia is one of my favorite snarks at the moment.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at July 26, 2017 12:02 PM (mf5HN)

210 George Takei tweets that Trump has pissed off the wrong commuinty and is going pay a heavy price for it."

They've hit Buddy! C'mon girls!

F you! I work for Mel Brooks!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:02 PM (Bd48Y)

211 Six weeks. Probably upwards of seven figures. I hope the Hospital forwards the bill to the DNC with a carbon copy to Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.

_________________

Don't worry. As always, we'll be the ones picking up the tab for the left's insanity.

Posted by: U.S. Taxpayers at July 26, 2017 12:02 PM (IBcGJ)

212 Were Steve Scalise a democrat who had been shot by a conservative, he would already be on the path to sainthood and he would be the most recognizable politician since Obama. But a conservative who survives an assassination attempt by a progressive is yesterday's news the day it happens.

Posted by: IanDeal at July 26, 2017 12:02 PM (JhHPx)

213 Takei used to frequent public park restrooms for hookups and glory holes. He's a deviant and a shitty actor.
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He's also fond of barely legal male prostitutes.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 12:02 PM (vg8iE)

214 It's going to be so f*cking great if Trump manages to get the cross dressers to begin filing disability claims because of their strain of The Gay, and it accidentally (cough) "raises awareness" that The Gay has to be openly recognized as an abnormal condition.

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (psH+N)

215 Some people really do have Russia on the mind...

The Soviet Union beat the US to the Moon, but the cosmonauts died. And the Apollo astronauts covered up the fact...

*thud*

From The Express out of the UK, some Lunacy
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybzzd2q7

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (QHd8M)

216 Oh and Happy Birthday AtC.
You guys are putting out a lot of content here, still reading and trying to catch up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (3OIiX)

217 Prez sez, no transgenders in the military. Now, I have to get this clear!

Does this only apply to post-op transgenders? Transgenders getting the shots and so on, but not yet genitally mutilated still welcome?

And isn't a pre-op transgender really just a transvestite? Are transvestites still okay? (Sorry, Klinger.)

And where does this leave the just plain gays? Will we go back to don't suck or don't join or whatever it was under BJ Clinton?

This is sure to cause serious morale problems.

Why is our President so vague? Why does he hate our military?

In any case, clearly, Trump has really stepped in it this time. There will be thousands more disappointed former-Trumpers. 400,000 Boy Scouts would have turned their back on him if he'd said this the other day.

The rightful President will be installed in her oval office any day now.

Gonna go pour myself another cuppa covfefe.

Posted by: mindful webworker - colluder collider whatev at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (Vgz5H)

218 Been thinking. So if the repeal-only HC bill passes the senate, then it will have to go back to the house for a vote. Then, if it passes a house vote, it will go back to the senate where the votes will strangely not be there anymore.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (Fmupd)

219 F you! I work for Mel Brooks!
Posted by: rickb223"

I'm parked over by the commissary...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (MINbv)

220
Were Steve Scalise a democrat who had been shot by a conservative, he
would already be on the path to sainthood and he would be the most
recognizable politician since Obama. But a conservative who survives an
assassination attempt by a progressive is yesterday's news the day it
happens.

Posted by: IanDeal at July 26, 2017 12:02 PM (JhHPx)

Isn't there a Navy vessel named after St. Gabby Giffords?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (PY9jH)

221 179
>>More importantly George Takei tweets that Trump has pissed off
the wrong commuinty and is going pay a heavy price for it.

======

Sorry, he pissed them off by being elected, and nothing he does will please them. Worthless threat.

And would that heavy price be another LGBT dance party on Ivanka's or Pence's front lawn?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 11:56 AM (NOIQH)

What's he going to do? Throw a hissy fit?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (jxbfJ)

222 This is a big covfefe op by PDT. I would also think that Senator Cruz might also be in on the fun time.

I would say it's about time for those two knuckle heads to team up.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (sf2BM)

223 212 Were Steve Scalise a democrat who had been shot by a conservative, he would already be on the path to sainthood and he would be the most recognizable politician since Obama. But a conservative who survives an assassination attempt by a progressive is yesterday's news the day it happens.
Posted by: IanDeal at July 26, 2017 12:02 PM (JhHPx)\

In that case, they would have smothered him with a pillow to make SURE they had a martyr.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 12:04 PM (hcyUh)

224 Congress needs to take over the Russia investigation mess. Set up a special committee, give it highly limited and very specific authority (to include the Clinton/Russian ties and the Podesta ties, as well as Trump campaign BS), and then instruct the DOJ to close its investigation and fire everyone involved.

Trump cant fire Mueller without causing Civil War, part 2. Our wonderful AG has been politically outmanuevered at every step of the way, so he cant help. Only Congress can do it.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 26, 2017 12:04 PM (VLfxt)

225 Gorilla Pundit be pimp-slapping some bitches!

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2017 12:04 PM (2Mnv1)

226 Probably. He hasn't done much since Blue Bloods. A lot of aging actors past their glory days scrabble for whatever work they can find.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 11:55 AM (3OIiX)

He regularly makes those Jesse Stone "movies" for Lifetime or some other Chick Channel. His net worth is around $45,000,000. As for doing the commercial, they do pay ridiculous amounts of money to get celebrities that people trust. One of the Tulsa area casinos was running a commercial starring Chris Noth from Law and Order/Sex In The City/Good Wife fame and he looked completely embarrassed to be standing there doing it, but, it probably netted him several hundred thousand dollars.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at July 26, 2017 12:04 PM (kXoT0)

227 When the kid was applying for rotc stuff he had to prove he had no asthma, wasn't on ADHD drugs or anti depressants. Etc. That was a couple of years ago. Trannies tend to need and use lots of pharmaceuticals and have a lot of complications keeping them from doing physical activities. Standards shouldn't be different for certain people.

Posted by: NCKate at July 26, 2017 12:04 PM (E4p3I)

228 145 Scalise released from hospital.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 11:50 AM (IqV8l)

Huh? Who's that? Does he have something to do with Trump and Russia?!

Posted by: This is CNN at July 26, 2017 12:04 PM (u9OP6)

229 Isn't there a Navy vessel named after St. Gabby Giffords?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (PY9jH)

Yeah. There's an extra porthole in the head.

(I denounce myself)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 12:04 PM (hcyUh)

230 I see this Trans ban going to the SCOTUS... Not sure which way that would go...

I cannot see anyone successfully arguing that the military can be compelled to take people that its commander in chief does not want.

He's also fond of barely legal male prostitutes.

and younger than barely legal. The man is vile

http://tinyurl.com/h6gsdep

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2017 12:05 PM (39g3+)

231 Caught a bit of Hannity last night (don't judge me!) and he alluded to this as well.
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Actually, I think radio Hannity is now better than Rush. Hannity has Newt on regularly, and the people from Circa news seem good.

Yesterday radio Hannity had a guy on talking about the IT scandal; Hannity thinks the whole thing will reveal the they rigged it against Bernie from the start. I think it's much, much worse than that.

Posted by: shibumi at July 26, 2017 12:05 PM (aT+Bx)

232 190 Probably. He hasn't done much since Blue Bloods. A lot of aging actors past their glory days scrabble for whatever work they can find.

He's been doing, and has an upcoming Jesse Stone TV movie.
*
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Selleck as Stone amazes me. The Robert B. Parker character was originally written as about 30 years old, and it's been a while since Selleck was 30. But he does Parker's lines from the novels so well, it's as if they were written specifically for him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 26, 2017 12:05 PM (zpYxD)

233 213
Takei used to frequent public park restrooms for hookups and glory holes. He's a deviant and a shitty actor.

=======

He's also fond of barely legal male prostitutes.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 12:02 PM (vg8iE)

Now you know why he didn't work in the torpedo room.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (jxbfJ)

234 >>Been thinking. So if the repeal-only HC bill passes the senate, then it will have to go back to the house for a vote. Then, if it passes a house vote, it will go back to the senate where the votes will strangely not be there anymore.

It would go to conference committee. But I wouldn't sweat it, it's not going to pass. This is all kabuki.

Rand Paul demanded a repeal only vote to get his vote to proceed yesterday. There is zero chance it will pass. The game is to get past this and then start doing the amendment thing on the floor.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (/tuJf)

235 And the transgneder SEAL Beck has called out Donald Trump on the ban...

I knew I should have stocked up on popcorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (QHd8M)

236 Yeah. There's an extra porthole in the head. "

*snort*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (MINbv)

237 We are waiting on a statement from CAIR.

Things you will never hear from the American MFM.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (mcI77)

238 Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 12:00 PM (vg8iE)

It was okay , but it was controversial in that it eliminated the straight forward ban on homosexuals serving and prevented the military from making any inquiry. I preferred it in theory but I knew it was the proverbial slippery slope.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (A3edJ)

239 And where does this leave the just plain gays? Will we go back to don't suck or don't join or whatever it was under BJ Clinton?

_________________________

I'm initiating a new order for the gays:

"Don't Ask, Don't Tail, Don't Suck!"

Posted by: Prezzy Trump at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (IBcGJ)

240 Probably. He hasn't done much since Blue Bloods.

Blue Bloods was canceled?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (39g3+)

241 229
Isn't there a Navy vessel named after St. Gabby Giffords?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (PY9jH)

Yeah. There's an extra porthole in the head.

(I denounce myself)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 12:04 PM (hcyUh)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (jxbfJ)

242 Probably. He hasn't done much since Blue Bloods. A lot of aging actors past their glory days scrabble for whatever work they can find.

He's been doing, and has an upcoming Jesse Stone TV movie.
*
*
Selleck as Stone amazes me. The Robert B. Parker character was originally written as about 30 years old, and it's been a while since Selleck was 30. But he does Parker's lines from the novels so well, it's as if they were written specifically for him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 26, 2017 12:05 PM (zpYxD)

Yeah, he brings such gravitas and pain to the role. He's really great as Stone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 12:07 PM (3OIiX)

243 America was not built by journalists.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2017 12:07 PM (zLDYs)

244 Probably. He hasn't done much since Blue Bloods.

Blue Bloods was canceled?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (39g3+)

No, sorry for that implication. I'm just pointing out that Tom isn't getting a ton of roles so I'm not surprised at the commercial work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 12:08 PM (3OIiX)

245
Now you know why he didn't work in the torpedo room.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (jxbfJ)

What? I've heard he loaded more than his share of futon torpedos

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 12:08 PM (lKyWE)

246 213 Takei (is) also fond of barely legal male prostitutes.

I wasn't aware there were any legal prostitutes, barely, male, or otherwise.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 26, 2017 12:09 PM (sGtp+)

247 Selleck as Stone amazes me. The Robert B. Parker character was originally written as about 30 years old, and it's been a while since Selleck was 30. But he does Parker's lines from the novels so well, it's as if they were written specifically for him.

I agree, he does that role like he was born for it. Sadly, after his death, other people have taken over writing the books and they aren't nearly as good as Parker's writing. Ace Atkins does okay with Spenser, but Jesse Stone they do not get right at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)

248 229 Isn't there a Navy vessel named after St. Gabby Giffords?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 12:03 PM (PY9jH)

Yeah. There's an extra porthole in the head.

(I denounce myself)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 12:04 PM (hcyUh)

Yeah, and I heard they have a real problem with the computers rebooting all the time...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 12:10 PM (NgKpN)

249 235 And the transgneder SEAL Beck has called out Donald Trump on the ban...
_______________________

Buh-bye!

Posted by: Prezzy Trump at July 26, 2017 12:10 PM (IBcGJ)

250 Selleck should have retired after making Quigley Down Under. He had no where to go but down after that movie.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 12:10 PM (A3edJ)

251
I wasn't aware there were any legal prostitutes, barely, male, or otherwise.
--

Come visit us!

Posted by: Totally Legal Brothels in Nevada at July 26, 2017 12:11 PM (aT+Bx)

252 Selleck did a couple of Louis L'Amour westerns too, they are pretty good but have low end production values. Talk about an underserved genre. Westerns just don't get made any more unless its a weird crossover thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2017 12:11 PM (39g3+)

253 No, sorry for that implication. I'm just pointing out that Tom isn't getting a ton of roles so I'm not surprised at the commercial work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Selleck is 70 & worth $45 million. If he doesn't work another day and limits himself to spending $1 million a year, he won't go broke.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:11 PM (Bd48Y)

254 Just Plain Gays.... chopped liver, I guess. Old news, declasse.
Man, popular culture just keeps goin' faster and faster... What's next, what's left?

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 12:11 PM (zSVEm)

255 Selleck did a couple of Louis L'Amour westerns too, they are pretty good but have low end production values. Talk about an underserved genre. Westerns just don't get made any more unless its a weird crossover thing.

Cowboys & Aliens FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:12 PM (Bd48Y)

256 Giffords? That name sounds familiar. Was she one of the collateral damage also-rans in that successful assassination of the Republican judge that no LIV knoes about?

Shame we don't have some journalists who heart the country.

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 12:12 PM (psH+N)

257 >>Selleck is 70 & worth $45 million. If he doesn't work another day and limits himself to spending $1 million a year, he won't go broke.

Not with a reverse mortgage he won't.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 12:12 PM (/tuJf)

258 235 And the transgneder SEAL Beck has called out Donald Trump on the ban...

I knew I should have stocked up on popcorn.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (QHd8M)

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Beck has jumped off the cliff. As for the alleged transgender SEAL, well.....life choices always have their consequences.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 12:12 PM (Fmupd)

259 Takei played a role on the Perry Mason show. The Case Of The Blushing Pearls.

He looked like a lady boi back in 1959.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 12:13 PM (mcI77)

260 Glenn Beck is a transgendered seal?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 12:13 PM (ul9CR)

261 New transgender War movie in production. It's called

Band of Others

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 12:13 PM (A3edJ)

262 258 235 And the transgneder SEAL Beck has called out Donald Trump on the ban...

I knew I should have stocked up on popcorn.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2017 12:06 PM (QHd8M)

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Beck has jumped off the cliff. As for the alleged transgender SEAL, well.....life choices always have their consequences.
Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 12:12 PM (Fmupd)

When xhe washes out, it'll blame the transphobic climate of hate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 12:13 PM (0mRoj)

263 I wasn't aware there were any legal prostitutes, barely, male, or otherwise.

I'm guessing the "legal" difference between ordinary illegal and illegal with creme de la statutory.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 26, 2017 12:13 PM (eXSOZ)

264 Gorilla Pundit makes my nipples hard. I hope he stays as a regular feature.

Posted by: Jane Goodall at July 26, 2017 12:14 PM (vRcUp)

265 That is quite the tan that Amy got - she looks great!

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 26, 2017 12:14 PM (FjOVH)

266 That name sounds familiar. Was she one of the collateral damage also-rans in that successful assassination of the Republican judge that no LIV knoes about? "

Indeed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:14 PM (MINbv)

267 Trannys in the military and Tom Selleck's work history/job prospects - another reason I love this place....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2017 12:14 PM (8iiMU)

268 Glenn Beck is a transgendered seal?

Arf! Arf! Arf!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:14 PM (Bd48Y)

269 Glenn Beck is a transgendered seal?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 12:13 PM (ul9CR)

He is the walrus?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2017 12:14 PM (NyJwR)

270 George Takei raped my childhood.

Posted by: Trekkie at July 26, 2017 12:14 PM (XoldI)

271 264 Gorilla Pundit makes my nipples hard. I hope he stays as a regular feature.

Posted by: Jane Goodall at July 26, 2017 12:14 PM (vRcUp)

I used your pith helmet as a latrine you old shrew.

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 26, 2017 12:15 PM (mcI77)

272 When xhe washes out, it'll blame the transphobic climate of hate.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 12:13 PM (0mRoj)

Our very first SEAL with a desk job.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 12:15 PM (hcyUh)

273 He is the walrus?

Koo ko ka choo, baby.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:15 PM (MINbv)

274 George Takei raped my childhood.
Posted by: Trekkie

Oh, my!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2017 12:15 PM (IZPn8)

275 George Takei raped a lot of children, based on his comments in that interview. I'm sure they complained but nobody wants to listen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2017 12:15 PM (39g3+)

276 I used your pith helmet as a latrine you old shrew.
Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 26, 2017 12:15 PM (mcI77)

I guess the signs for "th" and "ss" get confused easily in Gorilla Sign Language.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 12:16 PM (hcyUh)

277 So they just let Amy Schumer die on the beach?

Posted by: NHS at July 26, 2017 12:16 PM (XoldI)

278 If someone can spend wisely, $1M is fairly easy to retire on much younger than 70. A LOT easier if you've already paid off your house or are about to.

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 12:17 PM (psH+N)

279 260
Glenn Beck is a transgendered seal?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 12:13 PM (ul9CR)

Or is he like a 82 Ford that keeps blowing seals?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)

280 Takei played a role on the Perry Mason show. The Case Of The Blushing Pearls.

He looked like a lady boi back in 1959.
====

And it was laughable, him being in love and trying to protect that girl.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 12:17 PM (vg8iE)

281 So they just let Amy Schumer die on the beach?

Posted by: NHS at July 26, 2017 12:16 PM (XoldI)

Then later, blew her up with dynamite.

It was a mess.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2017 12:17 PM (NyJwR)

282 "I owned a 1977 Trans Ban.Great car."

Sweet!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2017 12:18 PM (eAZVt)

283 An interesting yet disturbing statistic about the transgenders in the Army; of those 30 about 27 were men transitioning to women.

The whole "get used to seeing dicks in the shower" is no joke. Many female Soldiers were not ok with this. Neither were the male Soldiers who might have to see boobs in the shower.

Neither the male nor female trans ever really looks quite "right" IMO

And btw.... not all 30 are activly serving. Some have yet (and now maybe won't) to fully "transition" and have their personnel info updated to reflect their new gender.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2017 12:18 PM (jAZR9)

284 keeps blowing seals?"

Damn. That's just... wrong.

Keeps the seals happy though.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:18 PM (MINbv)

285 Don't kill the whale

Dig it, dig it

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 12:18 PM (ul9CR)

286 14,999 of them are in the Air Force.

their loafers help counteract gravity.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 12:18 PM (Jgn8q)

287 A white man for Obama is more truly a person of color than a bunch of women who were assign black at birth, yet still support THAT person.

Posted by: Shaun King at July 26, 2017 12:19 PM (vRcUp)

288 Congratulations to Ms. Williams and her daughters.

Remember - envy only sees one color: green.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Find the Dark Linings in the Silver Clouds at the Outrage Outlet! at July 26, 2017 12:20 PM (hLRSq)

289 Or is he like a 82 Ford that keeps blowing seals?
*
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Just fix me and leave my private life out of it, okay?

Posted by: The 82 Ford at July 26, 2017 12:20 PM (zpYxD)

290 Didn't the government, and specifically Obama, force a trans ban already? They're not allowed in restaurants or something IIRC.

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 12:20 PM (psH+N)

291 Amy Schumer is more of a manatee than a sperm whale.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 12:20 PM (gAgEy)

292 >>The whole "get used to seeing dicks in the shower" is no joke. Many
female Soldiers were not ok with this. Neither were the male Soldiers
who might have to see boobs in the shower.

Which is the normal reaction.
Love how all the outrage expressed today will be about the transgenders' comfort, not those who serve with them and have to deal with everyday hassles like this.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 12:20 PM (NOIQH)

293 Happy Birthday AtC!Iwas still in the last thread like a retard.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2017 12:20 PM (rmVvL)

294 I want to respond to a post with a "Glenn Beck - gay pinniped" joke, only to find it's been done twice before I can even start typing.

I must be slowing down in my old age. Clearly the same thing making me too grumpy.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 26, 2017 12:21 PM (AM1GF)

295 277
So they just let Amy Schumer die on the beach?

Posted by: NHS at July 26, 2017 12:16 PM (XoldI)

Yep. Nobody wants to go near the stench

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 12:21 PM (jxbfJ)

296 force a trans ban already? They're not allowed in restaurants or something IIRC."

Golf Clap

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:21 PM (MINbv)

297 Patterico got the butthertz over Trump's admin proposing a pronoun change. so he should be praising Trump for this move.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 12:21 PM (Jgn8q)

298 Patterico is an assclown anymore.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 12:21 PM (ul9CR)

299 So they just let Amy Schumer die on the beach?

Posted by: NHS at July 26, 2017 12:16 PM (XoldI)

Then later, blew her up with dynamite.

It was a mess.

Posted by: naturalfake

The stand-up scene in Oregon is brutal...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 26, 2017 12:21 PM (AM1GF)

300 277 So they just let Amy Schumer die on the beach?
Posted by: NHS at July 26, 2017 12:16 PM (XoldI)

-------

And onlookers were SHOCKED at where they found a golf ball!

Posted by: Facebook Clickbait at July 26, 2017 12:22 PM (gAgEy)

301 American Traitor Chelsea Manning Responds to POTUS Trump's Trans Announcement: Disband the Military!
-GP

A perfect example of why we will no longer accept these mentally disturbed people in the service.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 12:22 PM (mcI77)

302 pinniped"

Seriously? Did we just find yesterday's marine biologist joker?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:22 PM (MINbv)

303 So... according to the Prog style sheet ... Transfat is good?

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 12:22 PM (zSVEm)

304 Thanks OregonMuse, I can always use a good laugh when I get to work in the morning.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2017 12:23 PM (HgMAr)

305 Transfat is good?"

Yeah. Didn't you see the pic the other day? (consider yourself fortunate if you didn't)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:23 PM (MINbv)

306 Thank you for the birthday wishes everyone!

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at July 26, 2017 12:23 PM (mf5HN)

307 I wasn't aware there were any legal prostitutes, barely, male, or otherwise.

It's legal in Nevada, isn't it?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2017 12:24 PM (X6fMO)

308 291 Amy Schumer is more of a manatee than a sperm whale.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Lena Dunham still has better looking propeller marks.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2017 12:24 PM (7n4KQ)

309 American Traitor Chelsea Manning Responds to POTUS Trump's Trans Announcement: Disband the Military!

When he's your poster boy, you have..."issues".

Posted by: tu3031 at July 26, 2017 12:24 PM (qJhUV)

310 303 So... according to the Prog style sheet ... Transfat is good?
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 12:22 PM (zSVEm)

Transfat is still bad. Fattrans are a-OK.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 12:25 PM (0mRoj)

311 I think my favorite part is the
2016: Notice my sexualities that 100% define me!!!
2017: Stop noticing my sexualities that 100% define me!!!

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 12:25 PM (psH+N)

312
It's legal in Nevada, isn't it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2017 12:24 PM (X6fMO)

Yes.

Remember, the Feds took over a brothel in Nevada and promptly lost money running it.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at July 26, 2017 12:25 PM (mf5HN)

313
It's legal in Nevada, isn't it?

In some counties yes, but in Clark County were Las Vegas is it isn't.

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 12:25 PM (lKyWE)

314 I wasn't aware there were any legal prostitutes, barely, male, or otherwise.

It's legal in Nevada, isn't it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2017 12:24 PM (X6fMO)

"It's legal but it's not, like, 100% legal."
Gotta love Amsterdam. And British Columbia, for that matter. Great place for rental tail.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 12:26 PM (3OIiX)

315 Love how all the outrage expressed today will be about the transgenders' comfort, not those who serve with them and have to deal with everyday hassles like this.
-----

How many times do I have to say it? Bigoted, hateful bitches, especially little girl bigot bitches need to get used to seeing grown men's big dicks swinging in their faces. OK????

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at July 26, 2017 12:26 PM (YcpZH)

316 >>Amy Schumer is more of a manatee than a sperm whale.

Manatees are sweet, gentle, curious animals. Schumer is more like a hippo.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 12:26 PM (/tuJf)

317 Amy Schumer should be allowed to die with dignity.

Posted by: NHS at July 26, 2017 12:26 PM (vRcUp)

318 Remember, the Feds took over a brothel in Nevada and promptly lost money running it.

Happened to an entire city too. DC.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2017 12:26 PM (7n4KQ)

319 The number one mission of a military is to assist gender-confused mentally ill people to feel good about themselves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 12:26 PM (gAgEy)

320 283 And btw.... not all 30 are activly serving. Some have yet (and now maybe won't) to fully "transition" and have their personnel info updated to reflect their new gender.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2017 12:18 PM (jAZR9)

Most don't even WANT to fully transition. They want the hormone therapy, but they don't want to have their junk sawed off.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 12:27 PM (9TK8E)

321
America wasn't just attacked last year -- Russia grabbed America's mish! ** sobs **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2017 12:27 PM (TUknV)

322 319 The number one mission of a military is to assist gender-confused mentally ill people to feel good about themselves.

It is for the ISIS military.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2017 12:27 PM (7n4KQ)

323 313
It's legal in Nevada, isn't it?

In some counties yes, but in Clark County were Las Vegas is it isn't.
Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 12:25 PM (lKyWE)

---------------

You are correct, sir.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 12:27 PM (Fmupd)

324 314 I wasn't aware there were any legal prostitutes, barely, male, or otherwise.

It's legal in Nevada, isn't it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2017 12:24 PM (X6fMO)

"It's legal but it's not, like, 100% legal."
Gotta love Amsterdam. And British Columbia, for that matter. Great place for rental tail.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 12:26 PM (3OIiX)

Rental tail... nice.... also, " ladies of negotiable affection"....

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 12:27 PM (zSVEm)

325 My drag performer name is Amy Choomer.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 26, 2017 12:28 PM (vRcUp)

326 Rush going after McCainus about his talk radio remarks.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 12:28 PM (mcI77)

327 Most don't even WANT to fully transition. They want the hormone therapy, but they don't want to have their junk sawed off.

Never go full retard.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:28 PM (Bd48Y)

328 bunny ranch

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 26, 2017 12:28 PM (0wem/)

329 Sigh.

Senator Thom Tillis on Cavuto is talking about 'finding revenue' blah blah blah. He even said people call him a RINO.

He just doesn't get that many of us want LIMITED GOVERNMENT.

*walks away, muttering*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2017 12:29 PM (8iiMU)

330 Has AtC's age surpassed her cup size?

Wait, I thought "Cup size" is measured by letters? AtC is double D years old? What does that to convert to in non-boobage years?

Posted by: Paladin at July 26, 2017 12:29 PM (E1aoU)

331 The number one mission of a military is to assist gender-confused mentally ill people to feel good about themselves.

It is for the ISIS military."

That and one free flying lesson.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM (MINbv)

332 Management just gave out those stupid spinner things to everyone at work. Now there is no work being done as everyone is playing with their spinners. Next management will complain that there is no work being done. I am sorry, but I can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Strobe at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM (gbWkA)

333 Jeff Sessions Lets Cops Be Robbers.

Insty

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM (mcI77)

334 Journalists show how much they love America every time they publish top secret info or anonymous sources on the front page.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM (OWsvq)

335 but they don't want to have their junk sawed off. "
Ok, every guy here just blinked.

Yikes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM (MINbv)

336 Manatees are sweet, gentle, curious animals. Schumer is more like a hippo.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 12:26 PM (/tuJf)

Exactly. How dare the noble, noble manatee be slighted by such a comparison?

Is it hippos or rhinos that kill a bunch of people every year?

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM (mf5HN)

337 "Listen, Amy, if you're going anyway, please donate some of your oil, okay? It works really good in a GM transmission."

I put a positrac read end from a 1965 Chevy pick-up on my 1954 Chevy and it actually did use a whale oil based lubricant.

Posted by: DanMan at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (XTiHL)

338 You have spinners?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (gAgEy)

339 Is it hippos or rhinos that kill a bunch of people every year?
Posted by: alexthechick

Hippos.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (Bd48Y)

340 Question: I had a crush on Oksana Baiul when I was younger. Would that make me ineligible to hold public office?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (TOk1P)

341
bunny ranch
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 26, 2017 12:28 PM (0wem/)

Mustang Ranch

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (lKyWE)

342 Manatees are sweet, gentle, curious animals. Schumer is more like a hippo.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017
*
*
Hippos in the wild are territorial. They kill a lot of people in their rivers every year.

(Don't know how that ties in with Miss Amy, but I'm sure somebody will come up with something)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (zpYxD)

343 330
Has AtC's age surpassed her cup size?

Wait, I thought "Cup size" is measured by letters? AtC is double D years old? What does that to convert to in non-boobage years?

Posted by: Paladin at July 26, 2017 12:29 PM (E1aoU)

I believe I need to investigate this thoroughly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (8iiMU)

344 Never go full retard.

What if that's your starting position?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM (IZPn8)

345 I put a positrac read end from a 1965 Chevy pick-up on my 1954 Chevy and it actually did use a whale oil based lubricant.

Purported to be the original "secret ingredient" in Marvel Mystery Oil, IIRC.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM (eXSOZ)

346 I have at times been referred to as a shit necked Manatee.

Posted by: Karl Rove at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM (mcI77)

347 Wait, I thought "Cup size" is measured by letters? AtC is double D years old? What does that to convert to in non-boobage years?
Posted by: Paladin at July 26, 2017 12:29 PM (E1aoU)

29 of course.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM (mf5HN)

348 Amy Schumer should be allowed to die with dignity.

Posted by: NHS

She's been living without any, why start now...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM (AM1GF)

349 After ISIS/AQ/Salafism attacked America again and again from 2008-2016 I seem to recall being worried about it was wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM (eSx+E)

350 Gorilla Pundit makes my nipples hard. I hope he stays as a regular feature.

Posted by: Jane Goodall at July 26, 2017 12:14 PM (vRcUp)

Back off, bitch.

Posted by: Dian Fossey at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM (X6fMO)

351 Management just gave out those stupid spinner things to everyone at work. Now there is no work being done as everyone is playing with their spinners. Next management will complain that there is no work being done. I am sorry, but I can't fix stupid.

Get them to pass out bongs.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM (Bd48Y)

352
Is it hippos or rhinos that kill a bunch of people every year?
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM

Hippos kill more people in Africa than lions do

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 12:33 PM (lKyWE)

353 Management just gave out those stupid spinner things to everyone at work. Now there is no work being done as everyone is playing with their spinners. Next management will complain that there is no work being done. I am sorry, but I can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Strobe at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM (gbWkA)

They're just finding the least productive people with ADD to fire. It's a trap.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at July 26, 2017 12:33 PM (EgwCt)

354 Wait, I thought "Cup size" is measured by letters? AtC is double D years old? What does that to convert to in non-boobage years?
Posted by: Paladin at July 26, 2017 12:29 PM (E1aoU)

29 of course.
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here

A pursuit related to pyramidology, I'm sure.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 26, 2017 12:33 PM (AM1GF)

355
D in hexadecimal is 13. DD in hexadecimal is 16*13 + 13.

You do the math; AtC isn't gonna like the answer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2017 12:33 PM (TUknV)

356 Is it hippos or rhinos that kill a bunch of people every year?
Posted by: alexthechick

Hippos.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (Bd48Y)

So she's got that going for her. As repulsive as Amy Shummer is, she doesn't kill lots of people every year.

So... manatee.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2017 12:33 PM (TOk1P)

357 340 Question: I had a crush on Oksana Baiul when I was younger. Would that make me ineligible to hold public office?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (TOk1P)

She's Ukrainian, so you're in the clear. THIS TIME.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 26, 2017 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

358 Russia is a big story because journalists love America, and America was attacked last year"

But I do!!! I just define America as the Muslims overseas who want to come here, as opposed to the asshole "citizens" who already live here.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 26, 2017 12:35 PM (vRcUp)

359 29 of course.
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here

A pursuit related to pyramidology, I'm sure.
Posted by: Brother Cavil

Modified phrenology. We need to get hands on.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:35 PM (Bd48Y)

360 Manatees are cute,Amy Schumer is not.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2017 12:35 PM (rmVvL)

361 @337 And that's how otherwise sane men get tricked into discussing the finer points of trannies vs. rear-ends.

You are right of course. Whale oil in the limited slip Dana. God love 'em.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 26, 2017 12:35 PM (H5rtT)

362
352
Hippos kill more people in Africa than lions do
Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 12:33 PM (lKyWE)

Hippos kill more hippos in America. Ham planets, take note.

(It's a metaphor)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2017 12:35 PM (TUknV)

363 Make all cross dressers in the military only eligible to work as bakers, pizza cooks, or photographers.

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 12:36 PM (psH+N)

364 Mustang Ranch
Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July

oops, you are right.

funny slightly nsfw bunny street sign

https://tinyurl.com/yblspyw9

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 26, 2017 12:36 PM (0wem/)

365 I don't think there's 15K trannies in the whole friggin country, if you take out the posers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2017 12:37 PM (OWsvq)

366 "FFFFFFRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMM!"

~ Brian Stelter's last words, in a display of total devotion to his country.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2017 12:37 PM (rnAwa)

367 D in hexadecimal is 13. DD in hexadecimal is 16*13 + 13.

You do the math; AtC isn't gonna like the answer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

So (16 * 13) + (1 * 13) = (16 + 1) * 13 = 17 * 13 = she's actually 17, Illuminati and Half-Life 3 confirmed

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 26, 2017 12:38 PM (AM1GF)

368 You do the math; AtC isn't gonna like the answer.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2017 12:33 PM (TUknV)

Oh. Gee. Gosh golly.

I seem to be out of flame retardant suits.

Pity that.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at July 26, 2017 12:38 PM (mf5HN)

369 Just my speculation, but the M to F trans would get those people into the lower requirements for F physical fitness. F soldiers seem to have a serious problem with extreme physical requirements, from my extremely limited knowledge it seems to be something about bone density, and even the most fit and tough F soldiers have problems with bone fractures.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 26, 2017 12:38 PM (MIKMs)

370 366 "FFFFFFRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMM!"

~ Brian Stelter's last words, in a display of total devotion to his country.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2017 12:37 PM (rnAwa)

If Brian Stelter were anybody in that movie, it would be the jerkoff on the ATV zipping by in the background that ruined that one shot, and none of the editors caught it before release.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 12:38 PM (hcyUh)

371 Is it hippos or rhinos that kill a bunch of people every year?
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM

Hippos kill more people in Africa than lions do
Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 12:33 PM (lKyWE)

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Pussies!

Posted by: Skeeters at July 26, 2017 12:38 PM (Fmupd)

372
353 Management just gave out those stupid spinner things to everyone at work. Now there is no work being done as everyone is playing with their spinners. Next management will complain that there is no work being done. I am sorry, but I can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Strobe at July 26, 2017 12:30 PM (gbWkA)

Oh FFS. Start looking for another position. You work for morons.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2017 12:38 PM (TUknV)

373 Quality rant!

Posted by: MSM and Tech at July 26, 2017 12:39 PM (tbOMB)

374 83 Almost Noon Dee Cee time. J. Sessions is still AG.

The watch continues. Please send Big Macs and fries to support our effort to bring you updated nooz.

According to Fox ampersand Friends this morning, McDonalds now delivers. Order your own damn Big Macs and fries.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 26, 2017 12:39 PM (sGtp+)

375 Jeff Sessions Lets Cops Be Robbers.

Insty "

No, S. Green, the same idiot who posts "electric car" bs on Instapundit.

BTW, that article is a prime example of the Gell Mann effect - or the "dumbass journalist effect". Your call...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2017 12:39 PM (MINbv)

376 I don't think there's 15K trannies in the whole friggin country, if you take out the posers.

We had one in the punk wing when I worked the Ellis 1 Unit.
He had gotten arrested halfway thru the process. He had the boobs and the male junk. Texas wasn't paying for the operation.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:39 PM (Bd48Y)

377 367 D in hexadecimal is 13. DD in hexadecimal is 16*13 + 13.

You do the math; AtC isn't gonna like the answer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

...

You forgot that you have to subtract the constant.

The constant being whatever your answer is -29, as you value your life.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2017 12:40 PM (yL25O)

378
oops, you are right.

Actually we're both right.There is a bunny ranch but it's in Pahrump NV about 80 miles outside of Vegas

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 26, 2017 12:40 PM (lKyWE)

379 This.

https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/890233643179716608

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 12:40 PM (NOIQH)

380 I thought there would be no math.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2017 12:40 PM (8iiMU)

381 363 Make all cross dressers in the military only eligible to work as bakers, pizza cooks, or photographers.
Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 12:36 PM (psH+N)

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And parade planners.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 12:40 PM (Fmupd)

382 376 I don't think there's 15K trannies in the whole friggin country, if you take out the posers.

We had one in the punk wing when I worked the Ellis 1 Unit.
He had gotten arrested halfway thru the process. He had the boobs and the male junk. Texas wasn't paying for the operation.

--------

It wasn't Richard Speck, was it?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 12:41 PM (YcpZH)

383 Helpful Hint ...

... if you're lacking motivation at work - DO NOT turn in your notice.

My Give-A-Shits have went negative. I've reached a Zen level of Fuck It.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 12:41 PM (Niu5G)

384 Re: spinner

Stick your pinky in one. Get it stuck to the point that you need management to call the fire department to cut it off.

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 26, 2017 12:41 PM (psH+N)

385
370 If Brian Stelter were anybody in that movie, it would be the jerkoff on the ATV zipping by in the background that ruined that one shot, and none of the editors caught it before release.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 12:38 PM (hcyUh)

Are ye saying Gaels didn't have ATV technology in days of yore, laddie? 'Cause if ye be, kilts and claymores at dawn...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2017 12:42 PM (TUknV)

386 An incidental benefit of exposing the DWS IT scandal, the unmasking / spying on the Trump campaign scandal, etc., is that it'll make anything Mueller comes up with look trivial and politically-motivated.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 12:42 PM (+7/1f)

387 "There is a bunny ranch but it's in Pahrump NV about 80 miles outside of Vegas"

That's where the Martians landed. It was going great until the bird.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2017 12:42 PM (MZcWR)

388 >>>>
I don't think there's 15K trannies in the whole friggin country, if you take out the posers.
.
.
.I spent 21 years in the military and never ran across even one, so I am 99.9% certain that those numbers are made up.

What we used to call a scientific wild a$$ guess (SWAG).

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2017 12:42 PM (0pcwX)

389 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM

Well played!

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2017 12:42 PM (QM5S2)

390 It wasn't Richard Speck, was it?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

Nah. '85 - '86.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 12:43 PM (Bd48Y)

391 Half-Life 3 confirmed
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 26, 2017 12:38 PM (AM1GF)

...

I really don't get Valve having clearly moved on from writing software, yet never ever selling that property for someone else to carry forward.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2017 12:43 PM (yL25O)

392 69 There are more than 15K active serving #transgender troops.

Prove it.

Posted by: tu3031

15000 makes for a big bag o dicks. Hows that for proof?

Posted by: Dirks Strewm at July 26, 2017 12:43 PM (0ecq3)

393 Has Mr. Wynn shared his wisdom with us today. I can't do anything until I know what to think.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 26, 2017 12:43 PM (sf2BM)

394 The trans silliness is one cultural issue the Right can win on and should make the Democrat Party own.

This shit was infecting every institution all to placate a handful of mental patients.

I hope the next Dem nominee makes trannies in the military a big part of their platform.

Posted by: Outback at July 26, 2017 12:43 PM (LHzKO)

395 Pahrump NV

Now that's a fun name to say.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 12:43 PM (ul9CR)

396 Insty himself wrote an article at USA Today against Sessions and asset forfeiture.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2017 12:43 PM (rmVvL)

397 347 Wait, I thought "Cup size" is measured by letters? AtC is double D years old? What does that to convert to in non-boobage years?
Posted by: Paladin at July 26, 2017 12:29 PM (E1aoU)

29 of course.
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at July 26, 2017 12:32 PM (mf5HN)

and here I thought the answer was.... 42....

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2017 12:43 PM (NgKpN)

398 >>>17 9 Whatever happened to the weaponized autism campaign against cnn?
Posted by: Joekenha

A container load of spinners arrived from China. They are occupied for a bit.
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2017 11:27 AM (7n4KQ)

Heh. It's like Gorillapundit brings out the funny in everybody.

Posted by: m at July 26, 2017 12:44 PM (LRfkc)

399 392 69 There are more than 15K active serving #transgender troops.

Prove it.
-----

They are right over there with those 20,000 children who go to bed hungry every night.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 12:44 PM (YcpZH)

400 379 This.

https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/890233643179716608
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 12:40 PM (NOIQH)

Excellent link.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 12:44 PM (xjiRE)

401 George Takei's twitter rants against Clarance Thomas certainly seemed racist. By my standard or his IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2017 12:44 PM (rnAwa)

402 We need a zero tolerance policy, for schlongs.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 26, 2017 12:44 PM (vRcUp)

403 Nood Ace.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2017 12:45 PM (tbOMB)

404 Wait, I thought "Cup size" is measured by letters? AtC is double D years old? What does that to convert to in non-boobage years?
Posted by: Paladin at July 26, 2017 12:29 PM (E1aoU)

I always like to remember the sage words of Grandfather Poppins: "More than a handful is not nearly enough."

Posted by: Dian Fossey at July 26, 2017 12:45 PM (X6fMO)

405 393 Has Mr. Wynn shared his wisdom with us today. I can't do anything until I know what to think.

No but, I hear Brit Hume(retired) imparted his wisdom to FNC viewers yesterday. Is that sufficient?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 12:45 PM (mcI77)

406 259 Takei played a role on the Perry Mason show. The Case Of The Blushing Pearls.

He played a doctor in an episode of Mission Impossible and delivered a line that was very nearly "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an engineer!"

Posted by: Anachronda at July 26, 2017 12:45 PM (sGtp+)

407 172,
">>"Suspect in IT probe had access to DNC emails through DWS ipad. http://tinyurl.com/y96mgybu"

You can't make this shit up.

This has actually been known for quite some time. Why do you think the left has been so desperate to stall the investigation?"

I suspect that that is just the tip of an iceberg they are desperate to not have become public knowledge. The actions of the Pakis and DWS scream that they fear something bigger than just the DNC emails.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 26, 2017 12:45 PM (d3wbb)

408 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 12:43 PM (ul9CR)

Wildcard line. You're on the air!

Posted by: Art Bell at July 26, 2017 12:46 PM (sf2BM)

409 Wait, I thought "Cup size" is measured by letters? AtC is double D years
old? What does that to convert to in non-boobage years?

Posted by: Paladin at July 26, 2017 12:29 PM (E1aoU)

Careful there. D = 500.

Posted by: Zombie Roman at July 26, 2017 12:46 PM (XoldI)

410 We had one in the punk wing when I worked the Ellis 1 Unit.
He had gotten arrested halfway thru the process. He had the boobs and the male junk. Texas wasn't paying for the operation.
...........

Only half Botched.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2017 12:46 PM (HgMAr)

411 Only drunken sailors, weary and hallucinating from long stints at sea, would mistake a manatee for a bangable mermaid.

So yeah, Amy Schumer is a manatee.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 26, 2017 12:46 PM (GiRFl)

412 395 Pahrump NV

Hasn't been as much fun to drive through since the demise of the shark tank at Terrible's.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 26, 2017 12:47 PM (v3pYe)

413 Semi-willowed in the last thread:

379 This.

https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/890233643179716608
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 12:40 PM (NOIQH)

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 12:47 PM (xjiRE)

414 You can't have an efficient army without busting some balls... into oblivion.

Posted by: 5 star Jenneral, Caitlyn Jenner at July 26, 2017 12:47 PM (vRcUp)

415 Oops.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 12:49 PM (xjiRE)

416 Surprise, Fusion GPS is scummy!

At a hearing this morning, Senate Judiciary members will receive
testimony that Fusion GPS helped advocate the interests of corrupt
Russian and Venezuelan officials while hiding its foreign work from
federal authorities.
...

[Thor Halvorssen, Human Rights Foundation] alleges that Fusion GPS operated a smear campaign against journalists
who threatened to expose the laundering of proceeds from faulty
Venezuelan electric power plants through American banks in a kickback
scheme to pay off Venezuelan officials. It should have been big news, he
said.

"Fusion GPS, however, was hired to spike these stories. Even though
it was clearly acting as a public relations counsel on behalf of a
foreign principal, Fusion GPS never registered under [the Foreign Agents
Registration Act] and was able to engage in nefarious activities
without public scrutiny."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 12:53 PM (NOIQH)

417 Fusion GPS story at TheFederalist.com.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 12:54 PM (NOIQH)

418 Pahrump Pahrump Pahrump

I need a Pahrump outta that guy

Posted by: mindful webworker - more beans at July 26, 2017 01:03 PM (Vgz5H)

419 99
I see this Trans ban going to the SCOTUS... Not sure which way that would go...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 11:43 AM (O2RFr)

=====and if it does, Trump should send them a note that reads: "The Constitution reads that the President is the Commander in Chief. Mind your own business. Regardless of any decision you may make in this case it will be ignored."
The 3rd branch of government is not a god.

Posted by: jc at July 26, 2017 01:03 PM (iRJ+A)

420 I always like to remember the sage words of Grandfather Poppins: "More than a handful is not nearly enough."
Posted by: Dian Fossey

OMG! Dian Fossey and MP4 had the same grandparent!

Posted by: mindful webworker - easily bemildred at July 26, 2017 01:04 PM (Vgz5H)

421 357 340 Question: I had a crush on Oksana Baiul when I was younger. Would that make me ineligible to hold public office?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2017 12:31 PM (TOk1P)
*
*

Always liked Oksana Baiul and her sister, Howza. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 26, 2017 01:11 PM (zpYxD)

422 OMG! Putin has ties to Russia?!. <thud> I suspect this revelation required a team of journalists and thousands of man people hours to uncover his connection. What is next? Rain comes from clouds?

Posted by: Locke Common at July 26, 2017 02:11 PM (foDdg)

423 Funny, I never knew that the "Za Stalina! Za Rodinu!" exhortations commonly found in most journalists' articles were expressions of American patriotism. Lives and learns, I guess.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 26, 2017 02:27 PM (rznWS)

424 So they just let Amy Schumer die on the beach?
Posted by: NHS at July 26, 2017 12:16 PM (XoldI)

Is anybody here a marine biologist?

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 26, 2017 06:52 PM (2NqXo)

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