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Reuters Now Running Live Video From Outside Sean Spicer's House


Gee, I can't tell they have a Hit List they're running through one by one at all.

It seems like a slow news day. Though that doesn't excuse Reuters. But it looks like it's just going to be nothing stories like this today.

Unless you've got something -- let me know in the comments if you do.

Posted by: Ace at 02:51 PM




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1 No helicopter?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 02:41 PM (vfqIr)

2 wow I made 1st?

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:41 PM (v12G8)

3 1

Posted by: Don Quixote, Historic Fencer... at July 21, 2017 02:41 PM (NgKpN)

4 shucks, guess not.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:41 PM (v12G8)

5 LOL.... not....

Posted by: Don Quixote, Historic Fencer... at July 21, 2017 02:41 PM (NgKpN)

6 If willow got a first, I think the Universe would end.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2017 02:42 PM (6mJ8T)

7 Top ten!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2017 02:42 PM (UsCnO)

8 so maybe they're rummaging through his garbage . or planting a do hickey to find out if his wife gets mad .

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:42 PM (v12G8)

9 Do you think that there's merit in a story about the police shooting in MN?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 02:43 PM (326rv)

10 Vedic of Sean taking out the garbage with live updates about him going to the mailbox? Live 24/7 satellite coverage?

Posted by: Strobe at July 21, 2017 02:43 PM (gbWkA)

11 Are they waiting for Spicer to arrive in a white bronco?

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at July 21, 2017 02:43 PM (XQOnA)

12 Out! This thread is mine!

*prepares eviction notices*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 02:43 PM (vfqIr)

13 blaster I could have but I read the post first, damn it.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:43 PM (v12G8)

14 We live in stupid times.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2017 02:43 PM (6mJ8T)

15 Hadrian, sure, but We have the booze and elbows.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:44 PM (v12G8)

16 @13 we should be thankful for your post reading.

Seriously if you got a first it would be like a divide by zero error.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2017 02:44 PM (6mJ8T)

17 Joe McGinnis has moved in next door.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 02:44 PM (vfqIr)

18 so are they gonna ask his children about Russia?

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:44 PM (v12G8)

19 MSM searching LinkedIn and Monster to view Sean's updated resume?

Posted by: Strobe at July 21, 2017 02:45 PM (gbWkA)

20 A post on how the Washington Post is more left-wing than CNN would be nice, just check their twitter feed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 21, 2017 02:45 PM (4e+hS)

21 blaster it might be a very bad thing and make this be the last post posted for-evermore

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:45 PM (v12G8)

22 Sprinklers on - check
Tear gas canisters detonated - check
Neighbor's insane pit bulls released - check
Placards emblazoned with "FUCK YOU, MSM!" in windows - check
Standing on roof holding machine screaming, "I'm on top of the world, Ma!" - check

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 21, 2017 02:45 PM (vkS2Z)

23 THE CALL CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Posted by: T Bone, Mr. T Bone at July 21, 2017 02:46 PM (NLhuh)

24 so are they gonna ask his children about Russia?
Posted by: willow

We're in the green room....Don't ask us what we're doing on the furniture.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at July 21, 2017 02:46 PM (326rv)

25 I would have thought he'd had a bigger house.. But housing prices in the DC area are probably pretty steep.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 21, 2017 02:46 PM (so+oy)

26 BTW, is the live feed going to cover Sean Spicer doing his first #2 after being fired?

You've gotta admit, in today's news environment, that is a reason worthy of a live feed.*

*Sponsored by Charmin (TM).


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2017 02:46 PM (UsCnO)

27 "We have the booze and elbows."

I'm a teetotaler. Out!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 02:46 PM (vfqIr)

28 HE'S LEAVING IN A WHITE BRONCO!!!

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 02:46 PM (qJhUV)

29 /following a slow moving white bronco to Home Depot

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at July 21, 2017 02:47 PM (6oi+e)

30 The turds have got to camp out somewhere. They have no real life, they are boxed in by their stupid ideology from telling the truth, and mom won`t be home to unlock the basement until after 6:00...

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 21, 2017 02:47 PM (yhf6w)

31 Main stream media morphs into reality TV. Hoping maybe for a hostage situation?

Posted by: Caliban at July 21, 2017 02:47 PM (QE8X6)

32 Did someone leave the Doberman cages open again?

Posted by: Spicer at July 21, 2017 02:47 PM (mcI77)

33 If he comes out and sees his shadow it means six more months of Russia! Russia! Russia!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fury with an I Scream Treat from the Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2017 02:47 PM (hLRSq)

34 Isaiah 32:18

Then my people will live in peaceful habitation, and in secure dwellings and in undisturbed resting places.

Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2017 02:47 PM (q177U)

35 6 If willow got a first, I think the Universe would end.
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2017 02:42 PM (6mJ8T)

It could create a paradox...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Historic Fencer... at July 21, 2017 02:48 PM (NgKpN)

36 Spicer drove to his home!

that ain't right something is up with Russia we bet.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:48 PM (v12G8)

37 Slow news day. That means we get to talk about lesbians some more!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2017 02:48 PM (mnh4u)

38 We do not have official confirmation yet, but it appears that Sean Spicer has two Russian olive trees in his backyard and some Russian sage in his front garden.

Posted by: Brian Ross at July 21, 2017 02:48 PM (j+dfT)

39 All I know is, when Ted McGinley joins the administration, it's over.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 02:49 PM (5yg1M)

40 WTF is wrong with them?!?
I hope he doesn't have a wife and/or kids at home.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 02:49 PM (NOIQH)

41 Reuters, shut up folks, this was a way easy investigation it was right down the street from where we all live.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:49 PM (v12G8)

42 HE'S FIRING A SHOTGUN IN THE AIR!!!

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 02:50 PM (qJhUV)

43 Was this specifically mentioned in the Bible?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch "Loud House" They're Learning About Gay "Dads" at July 21, 2017 02:50 PM (psH+N)

44 Lizzy, just wait for their bullhors to be bellowed into and Medias union guys picketing their existence in 'their' neighborhood.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:50 PM (v12G8)

45 It would be so great if Spicer had a white Bronco.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch at July 21, 2017 02:50 PM (psH+N)

46 Sorry Ace, it is slow. Maybe update us on Tentacle porn.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at July 21, 2017 02:50 PM (Rndb7)

47 HE'S LEAVING IN A WHITE BRONCO!!!
Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 02:46 PM (qJhU

BUT WHO WAS PHONE???!!!

Posted by: OLD MEME at July 21, 2017 02:50 PM (RwwCT)

48 HE'S FIRING A SHOTGUN IN THE AIR!!!
Posted by: This...is CNN

Good.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at July 21, 2017 02:51 PM (326rv)

49 The media is some ol' bullshit, I'll tell you what.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 02:51 PM (9TK8E)

50 "He's getting out of his car, furtively I might add, "

Yep He's up to no good , and Russia!

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:51 PM (v12G8)

51 Look for SNL dancing on his grave this weekend. Probably putting together super-cuts from all their Spicer skits right now...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 02:51 PM (NOIQH)

52 Dennis Miller would be a good press secretary.

I can see the Press corp all leafing through their thesaurus and dictionary or googling all during the conference.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 02:51 PM (JJev6)

53 So, I guess Sean Spicer is going to be the Legacy Media's best friend for, like, a week or so?

Until Sean tells them something like "get fvcked - I got nothin on Trump and wouldn't give it too you cretins even if I did" - in which case he'll go back to being a Reich-wing h8r and stuff.

Posted by: DocJ at July 21, 2017 02:51 PM (NYS7S)

54 The balls on these guys.

Posted by: Spicer at July 21, 2017 02:51 PM (mcI77)

55 I briefly saw a Cousin Oliver joke!
I laughed and it was gone.
Sad!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 02:52 PM (5yg1M)

56 cont'd from last thread:

"Tarzan have many Animal Friends!"

Actual line in the Johnny
Weismuller movie, when Jane asks Tarzan if he ever gets lonely. Wife
was shocked when I told her what I (and every other man ever born on
this planet) thought it meant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2017 02:52 PM (mnh4u)

57
* kicks dog across living room through plate glass window , sets cats on fire *

Posted by: Melissa McCarthy at July 21, 2017 02:52 PM (EgwCt)

58 fruiters; "there he is shutting His home fron door, Yeah He has something to hide alright"

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:52 PM (v12G8)

59 We can now confirm that Spicer's grandfather had Russian thistles that would often blow into neighboring pastures.

Posted by: Brian Ross at July 21, 2017 02:52 PM (j+dfT)

60 HE'S TELLING US TO GET OFF HIS FUCKING LAWN OR HE'LL GO ON A KILLING SPREE!!!

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 02:52 PM (qJhUV)

61 38 We do not have official confirmation yet, but it appears that Sean Spicer has two Russian olive trees in his backyard and some Russian sage in his front garden.

Posted by: Brian Ross at July 21, 2017 02:48 PM (j+dfT)


Our drop has been found out!

Posted by: Boris and Natasha at July 21, 2017 02:53 PM (Rndb7)

62 45 It would be so great if Spicer had a white Bronco.

Even better if it was autonomously controlled. Set it to drive to, say, Albuquerque, crack a beer and watch the fun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 02:53 PM (vfqIr)

63 We know Spicer can be turned, We will wait and create havoc until His wifeand kids beg to give it up.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:54 PM (v12G8)

64 Dennis Miller would be a good press secretary.

I can see the Press corp all leafing through their thesaurus and dictionary or googling all during the conference.
Posted by: Jack Sock

Yakov Smirnov. In Russian. For giggles, get copies of the posters proudly displayed in the home of the first weasel Obama had (the beta frat boy) and put them up in the briefing room.

Just.To. Fuck.With. Them.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at July 21, 2017 02:54 PM (326rv)

65 Ace:

"Unless you've got something -- let me know in the comments if you do."

At the very beginning of the Shapiro thread below, I had an update for you - UC Berkeley already caved. See that thread for details, comments #15 and #30.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 02:54 PM (DQ4Fv)

66 The sub-headline: "WILL SEAN SPICER JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW? WILL HE COME OUT WITH THE DOCUMENTS PROVING MUH RUSSIA? STAY TUNED."

Posted by: deepelemblues at July 21, 2017 02:54 PM (osJSG)

67 "Was this specifically mentioned in the Bible?"

And woe unto the people
for their sins are manifest.
Their transgressions are many
and shall be repaid ten fold in sorrow.
For the press secretary of the Lord shall be sent
and they shall badger him
and berate him.
Their questions shall be idiotic
making all dumber
And the points shall not be given.
Souls shall cry for mercy
but it shall fall not as a gentle rain
to the place beneath.

II Golden Scalp weasel, verses 7-11.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fury with an I Scream Treat from the Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2017 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

68 PICKING THROUGH THE GARBAGE CAN WE FOUND A RUSSIAN CAVIAR CONTAINER AND AN OLD COPY OF AMERICAN RIFLEMAN!!!

Posted by: CNN at July 21, 2017 02:54 PM (mcI77)

69 Hey Reuters. I'm setting up a Lemonade Stand outside my house. I'll give you the exclusive video rights. Whad'ya say?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 02:55 PM (dljSp)

70 day one, ten minutes into our investigation of Spicers flowerpots"

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:55 PM (v12G8)

71 I missed the previous thread on this, so I don't know if any theories came out as to the true reason, so here's mine:

Its not that Scaramucci doesn't have experience is the reason Spicer resigned. More likely its that Spicer was enjoying doing the Communications Director Job more than Press Secretary and he was hoping Trump would name him to that position full time. So that didn't happen and Spicer decided he didn't want to go back to being Press Secretary only.

Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2017 02:55 PM (cAnNx)

72 60
HE'S TELLING US TO GET OFF HIS FUCKING LAWN OR HE'LL GO ON A KILLING SPREE!!!

+100

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 21, 2017 02:55 PM (vWMNq)

73 Mikey, I luv your posts!

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:55 PM (v12G8)

74 they won't leave until Shep is done humping Spicer' s garbage.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 02:55 PM (tu5OU)

75 "But it looks like it's just going to be nothing stories like this today."

The loudly touted "unified front" in the Arab Muslim crescent, orchestrated by the Saudis, to isolate and pressure Qatar over the issue of terror financing, is now apparently collapsing.

The reasons for which aren't clear yet and may not ever become satisfactorily clear.

I posit that Qatari intelligence has the goods on terror financing by other states in the region and has made their possession of said embarrassing intel quietly known. Or, it may just be another classic Middle Eastern Arab mess, the chaotic Damascus scene from the end of _Lawrence of Arabia_ repeating itself yet again in endless sequence.

Since the U.S. snooze media don't really like discussing the links (financial or otherwise) between Arabs, Islam, and terror, hey, bring on the Friday afternoon man-bites-dog stories.

Maybe some guy in Florida did something bizarre in a Wal-Mart. Yeah, that's the ticket. Go with it.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2017 02:56 PM (ujwCG)

76 He drove thru a Chick fil A drive-thru and used coupons...we have it on video.

No wonder Trump had to let him go!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 21, 2017 02:56 PM (yhf6w)

77 Libtards at work going nuts about this today. "Sean Spicer resigned! I'm so happy!"
What a pathetic existence to place that much of one's personal happiness in who the f***ing White House press secretary is. I didn't give two shits in a windstorm about Gibbs, Carney, or Earnest when they finally cleared off.

I hope his replacement is even more annoying and abrasive; it will be fun to see their heads explode.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at July 21, 2017 02:56 PM (WABax)

78 reuters whispering into their headsets. I think we caught a glimpse of the kid, Look menacing.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:56 PM (v12G8)

79 USING BINOCULARS WE SEE SEAN IS WATCHING 'THE AMERICAN'S' RERUNS. VERY DISTURBING.

Posted by: CNN at July 21, 2017 02:56 PM (mcI77)

80 It seems like a slow news day. Though that doesn't excuse Reuters. But it looks like it's just going to be nothing stories like this today.

Unless you've got something -- let me know in the comments if you do.


Well, I slept badly last night, have erased many of my gainzzzzz, and really want a drink right now but I'm guessing that's not what you had in mind.

Posted by: joncelli, A Really Weird Guy at July 21, 2017 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

81 2 wow I made 1st?
Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:41 PM (v12G

3 1
Posted by: Don Quixote, Historic Fencer... at July 21, 2017 02:41 PM (NgKpN)

4 shucks, guess not.
Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:41 PM (v12G

5 LOL.... not....
Posted by: Don Quixote, Historic Fencer


Hint:

Upon seeing no comments in a new thread, NEVER say "First!" or "Am I first?", because there is a very good chance that you are getting aced out of it as you type. Say something else -- anything else -- fast. If you come in second or third, and yet didn't claim "First!", then there will be no embarrassment. And if you DO get a first -- well, then you got a first!

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 02:57 PM (DQ4Fv)

82 Klytus! I'm booooorrrrred.

Posted by: the slow news day Gorn at July 21, 2017 02:57 PM (tu5OU)

83 Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:55 PM (v12G

*Thanks.*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fury with an I Scream Treat from the Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2017 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

84 I'd like a 24/7 street cam on Gov. Jerry Brown's newly asphalted 'public' country road which, curiously, leads to his retirement 'farm' in poverty stricken Colusa.

Fun fact: Jerry's Working Green Hemp Farm and Hemp Rope Weaving Mill is just north of the soon-to-be state of Jefferson's southern border.

Posted by: 13times at July 21, 2017 02:58 PM (WHVu+)

85 zombie, yeah I know I was just so excited when I saw the field wide open!

kicks dirt.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (v12G8)

86 Will they call in the news helicopters to circle his house?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (mcI77)

87 I've actually got this great idea for a Lemonade Stand that I borrowed from Hooters. I bet it would be a hit around here with joggers on Saturday.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (dljSp)

88 Mooning the cameras is mandatory.

Posted by: Mostly Harmless Lurker in you backyard at night at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (1L9V9)

89 I hope his replacement is even more annoying and abrasive; it will be fun to see their heads explode."

Sarah Huckabee. She's not scared of them. Gutsy

Posted by: Tuna at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (Phln5)

90 Did he rent Long Dong Silver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (IqV8l)

91 "unless you've got something..."


i'm working on something that has the potential to be big. no, not big - big .

i'll get back to you.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (WTSFk)

92 Spicer is working at the WH through the end of August according to his twitter account.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (lvGA4)

93 Wow. Reuters is so far over the line on this. It's so inappropriate I wouldn't want them to do it to someone in Obama's administration, not that there was ever a chance they would.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (rp9xB)

94 Upon seeing no comments in a new thread, NEVER say "First!" or "Am I first?", because there is a very good chance that you are getting aced out of it as you type. Say something else -- anything else -- fast. If you come in second or third, and yet didn't claim "First!", then there will be no embarrassment. And if you DO get a first -- well, then you got a first!
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 02:57 PM (DQ4Fv)

...

This is America.

Proudly type first.

Take what comes.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (yL25O)

95 maybe they could setup some big ass speakers and blast Van Halen music to flush him out

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 02:59 PM (FZYNt)

96 And now we're going through Spicer's garbage cans and . . . could it be? Yes it is. Coffee grounds! We have coffee grounds!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (Nwg0u)

97 SCARAMUCCI 2024. The first Italian American president!

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (lIZQs)

98 "This is CNN on Spicer's lawn. We've isolated the target, now we're going to attack it and destroy it. Back to you, Saul."

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (DQ4Fv)

99 In more important news, Mr. Finn was Best of Winners for a 4-point major at today's Houston KC show.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (vfqIr)

100 HE'S MAKING THREATS AGAINST MELISSA MCCARTHY!!! "I WILL MAKE THAT BITCH PAY!!!"

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (qJhUV)

101 British Open this week for golf fans. Texas boy Spieth in the lead.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (JJev6)

102 ITS LEMONADE! READ THE SIGN!

Posted by: Ice T on Sean's Lawn at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (gbWkA)

103 81 Upon seeing no comments in a new thread, NEVER say "First!" or "Am I first?", because there is a very good chance that you are getting aced out of it as you type. Say something else -- anything else -- fast. If you come in second or third, and yet didn't claim "First!", then there will be no embarrassment. And if you DO get a first -- well, then you got a first!

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 02:57 PM (DQ4Fv)


Well, nobody will ever get Ace'd out of a first on the 9:30 art thread, because he doesn't get up until Noon.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (9TK8E)

104 Sean Spicer to announce he's shopping a new book in 5..4..3...

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (qbLt5)

105 will the Hooters wait staff be jogging too? asking for a friend

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (tu5OU)

106 Hint:

Upon seeing no comments in a new thread, NEVER say "First!" or "Am I first?", because there is a very good chance that you are getting aced out of it as you type. Say something else -- anything else -- fast. If you come in second or third, and yet didn't claim "First!", then there will be no embarrassment. And if you DO get a first -- well, then you got a first!

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 02:57 PM (DQ4Fv)


FIRST!!!

Thats for the next thread. Ha!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (Rndb7)

107 "Friday is usually pizza day at the Spicer household. But I see they've instead gone with Chinese food. The is certainly a reflection of Sean's dissatisfaction with Trump. "

Reuters out.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 03:01 PM (dljSp)

108 Our sources confirm the Spicer home mailbox is 3 inches above federally mandated code and not only is this a felony, obstruction of delivery, mail fraud, and other charges are very much in play!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 21, 2017 03:01 PM (yhf6w)

109 Breaking news! Sean Spicer is pouring RUSSIAN dressing on his corned beef sammich.

Posted by: Strobe at July 21, 2017 03:01 PM (gbWkA)

110 "He's getting out of his car, furtively I might add, "

I'm afraid for my life!!!

*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*
*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*
*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

Posted by: Local Cops at July 21, 2017 03:01 PM (0mRoj)

111 97 SCARAMUCCI 2024. The first Italian American president!

He's one of those damn Mackerel Snappers. No way.

Posted by: GOP at July 21, 2017 03:02 PM (mcI77)

112 here Reuters bellowing a favorite tune,
Nan
na
na na..
Nan
na
nana
Hey hey hey...

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:02 PM (v12G8)

113 hears* even..

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:02 PM (v12G8)

114 The worst thing about this is the "Sean Spicier" parody Twitter account is now obsolete.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 21, 2017 03:02 PM (17QyB)

115 James Woods would be a fun celebrity press secretary. That's what Trump should do. Have celebrities rotate as press secretary.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (JJev6)

116 That new HBO Confederate show? Yeah, it's going to be exactly what you think. It's all about Trump, you guys!! Executive producer Malcolm Spellman weighing in on a loaded Vulture
question about the show's possible appeal to the "Alt-Right."

What people need to recognize is, and it makes me really want to get
into the show: The sh-- is alive and real today. I think people have got
to stop pretending that slavery was something that happened and went
away.
The sh-- is affecting people in the present day. And it's easy for
folks to hide from it, because sometimes you're not able to map it out,
especially with how insidious racism has become. But everyone knows
that with Trump coming into power, a bunch of sh-- that had always been
there got resurfaced. So the idea that this would be pornography goes
back to people imagining whips and plantations. What they need to be
imagining is how f'd up things are today, and a story that allows us
to now dramatize it in a more tangible matter.


http://www.hollywoodintoto.com/hbo-confederate-trump-slavery/

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (NOIQH)

117 reuters," yep, she's making borscht"

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (v12G8)

118 Someone on CNN is going to start suggestively playing "Hey man, Nice Shot!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (mnh4u)

119 Have celebrities rotate as press secretary.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (JJev6)

I love this idea sexually.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (AURKQ)

120 96 And now we're going through Spicer's garbage cans and . . . could it be? Yes it is. Coffee grounds! We have coffee grounds!
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 21, 2017 03:00 PM (Nwg0u)

I bet he doesn't even recycle!!!!!

Death to the Russian!!!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (72PAC)

121 I honestly thought this was a joke article like the one this morning about the squirrels.

The msm is pathetic.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (0pcwX)

122 Trump should make his horse Press Secretary, just like Caligula appointing his horse Consul. It would be epic.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (DQ4Fv)

123 Unless you've got something -- let me know in the comments if you do.

It is a summer afternoon, and the first Friday in months where it has not been raining. How about we all (Ace included) knock off early and go out and enjoy it. Seriously, nothing needs to be written or read that can't wait until Monday.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (kUmUV)

124 You guys are funny. and by you guys i mean the ettes too. Does that make me a bad person? don't judge me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (Rndb7)

125 Wonder if Robert Mueller is waiting outside the home too, to try and find more dirt on Trump.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (wGbBR)

126 Slow news day, Ace? Clearly, you haven't perused the Morning News Dump of your own site. Otherwise, you would be feverishly writing an insightful and in-depth piece on The Evil Cross-eyed Squirrel Lady From Hell, a former circus lion trainer who trained her rodent minions to attack her ex-boyfriend.

I can only hope to God this story is true. It seems too good to be true, and deserving of a movie review-length study by you analyzing its socio-cultural-economic import and whatnot.

Posted by: troyriser at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (Fw5cQ)

127 SCARAMUCCI 2024. The first Italian American president!

He does the fandango.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (2z74n)

128 Lizzy, one can hope they will actually Admit who wanted slavery to exist and remain.


but i'm thinking..no.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (v12G8)

129 >>James Woods would be a fun celebrity press secretary. That's what Trump
should do. Have celebrities rotate as press secretary.

Oh man, that would be so great. A sort of "press secretary in residence" for a few weeks or months, and then another...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (NOIQH)

130 I'd suggest we take this momentary lull in the news to reflect on our collective future and how best we can serve our fellow man given the challenges of modern society.

Personally I think our most pressing issue is the lack of Taco Buenos in the Houston area. Where am I supposed to get my cheap mexican food? Don't tell me to "Try Taco Bell" that is literally the textbook definition of HERESY. My stool hasn't been this firm in YEARS and I'm running out of options.

Posted by: Rinar at July 21, 2017 03:05 PM (6/J77)

131 122 Trump should make his horse Press Secretary, just like Caligula appointing his horse Consul. It would be epic.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (DQ4Fv)

Well Obama made his horse Secretary of State, so anything's possible.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2017 03:05 PM (AURKQ)

132 "Fun fact: Jerry's Working Green Hemp Farm and Hemp Rope Weaving Mill is
just north of the soon-to-be state of Jefferson's southern border."

It's something of a tradition for Commiefornia's government-sector retirees to decamp for less heavily taxed states just as soon as they hang up their hats and start collecting their big public pensions. (In Moonbeam's case, multiple instances of same.)

So he may be thinking ahead.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2017 03:05 PM (ujwCG)

133 117 reuters," yep, she's making borscht"

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (v12G

I love borscht. just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 03:05 PM (Rndb7)

134 93 Wow. Reuters is so far over the line on this. It's so inappropriate I wouldn't want them to do it to someone in Obama's administration, not that there was ever a chance they would.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
__________

That's completely incorrect, right-wing hater. Pictures of the White House, where President Obama (PBUH) lived and brightened our lives, were shown every day on TV.

Posted by: Furious George, Pretending to Work for CNN at July 21, 2017 03:05 PM (j+dfT)

135 Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (NOIQH)

Sophomore Slump is a real thing.

I don't see the show getting much traction, because people generally don't want to have this stuff rubbed in their noses.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 21, 2017 03:05 PM (17QyB)

136 ut everyone knows
that with Trump coming into power, a bunch of sh-- that had always been
there got resurfaced. So the idea that this would be pornography goes
back to people imagining whips and plantations. What they need to be
imagining is how f'd up things are today, and a story that allows us
to now dramatize it in a more tangible matter.

Can we at least get a cameo? Cause your dear leader totally ignored us.

Posted by: Yazidi girl being sold into slavery by the JV squad at July 21, 2017 03:05 PM (326rv)

137 Our sources confirm the Spicer home mailbox is 3 inches above federally mandated code

IT WAS KILLED and REPLACED with A RUSSIAN MAILBOX BY STEVE BANNON!!!@!

sOurCEs tEl mE teh PoSt iS bEINg ExECutED

Posted by: Louise Munchies at July 21, 2017 03:06 PM (eXSOZ)

138 Well Obama made his horse Secretary of State, so anything's possible.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Bada-bing!

Secretariat of State. I'm STILL laughing over that one.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:06 PM (DQ4Fv)

139 111 97 SCARAMUCCI 2024. The first Italian American president!

He's one of those damn Mackerel Snappers. No way.
Posted by: GOP at July 21, 2017 03:02 PM (mcI77)


But so is Jeb, though he wasn't born that way.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 21, 2017 03:06 PM (lIZQs)

140 yeah, the GOP has not done a great job finding Catholic nominees in Presidential elections.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 03:06 PM (tu5OU)

141 they won't leave until Shep is done humping Spicer' s garbage.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 02:55 PM (tu5OU)

Looks like it's going to be an early night for Shep!

Posted by: Sitting Bull Wynn at July 21, 2017 03:06 PM (zsMTB)

142 Personally I think our most pressing issue is the lack of Taco Buenos in the Houston area. Where am I supposed to get my cheap mexican food? Don't tell me to "Try Taco Bell" that is literally the textbook definition of HERESY. My stool hasn't been this firm in YEARS and I'm running out of options.
Posted by: Rinar

You could watch my new show.

Posted by: Lea Dunham at July 21, 2017 03:07 PM (326rv)

143 Who are the guys running CNN?
Oh! Yeah!

Posted by: Iwontsubmit at July 21, 2017 03:07 PM (122Gu)

144 Miss me yet?
Nah. I know you don't.

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at July 21, 2017 03:07 PM (qJhUV)

145 You could watch my new show.
Posted by: Lea Dunham at July 21, 2017 03:07 PM (326rv)

What happened to the people who watched the Ring would be pleasant by comparison.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 03:07 PM (72PAC)

146 If Obama invited OJ to golf with him, there would be a collective yawn by the MFM.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 03:07 PM (PY9jH)

147 Scaramucci is great with a little risotto on the side and a healthy sprinkle of locatelli

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM (dljSp)

148 Maxine Waters issues statement on Spicer departure..."He be knowing I was bringing charges for his ass and in a damn hurry...impeach Trump!"

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM (yhf6w)

149 Someone on CNN is going to start suggestively playing "Hey man, Nice Shot!"

You think they have a Filter of *any* kind on their delusions?

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM (eXSOZ)

150 >>Lizzy, one can hope they will actually Admit who wanted slavery to exist and remain.


Considering they're already blaming it on Trump, I'm betting NO.

This is going to be just like Handmaid's Tale - they will create this cartoonish Southern slave-state theocracy and then claim "And this is what Trump and his supporters want!!!!!" Notice that protesters dressing up in red capes/white hats like in Handmaid's Tale are now a thing. This is just entertainment industry colluding with the DNC.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM (NOIQH)

151 115 James Woods would be a fun celebrity press secretary. That's what Trump should do. Have celebrities rotate as press secretary.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM


Or Mike Rowe.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM (0tfLf)

152 Personally I think our most pressing issue is the lack of Taco Buenos in the Houston area. Where am I supposed to get my cheap mexican food? Don't tell me to "Try Taco Bell" that is literally the textbook definition of HERESY. My stool hasn't been this firm in YEARS and I'm running out of options.
Posted by: Rinar at July 21, 2017 03:05 PM (6/J77)

My favorite taco joint is La Simpatia. They have a full bar too.
It's in Guadalupe.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM (Ri/rl)

153 I think he should have a non-english speak illegal immigrant be press secretary. Let these vultures try and figure out how to communicate in Korean or something.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM (wGbBR)

154 Breaking News! Sean Spicer seen RUSSIAN off the grocery store for milk.

Posted by: Strobe at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM (gbWkA)

155 140 yeah, the GOP has not done a great job finding Catholic nominees in Presidential elections.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 03:06 PM (tu5OU



It seems that too many Catholic politicians are Pro-Choice, no matter if they're left or right. And that kind of hurts their chances, especially among Catholic Republicans who are likely going to be pro-life and turned off by the Catholic excusing the murder of babies.

Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2017 03:09 PM (cAnNx)

156 Wouldn't it be great to turn the corner onto Spicer's street and suddenly...oops!!! the steering went out on my car and WHAM!, Right into reuters van.
So sorry.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 03:09 PM (0tfLf)

157 James Woods would be a fun celebrity press secretary. That's what Trump
should do. Have celebrities rotate as press secretary.

Oh man, that would be so great. A sort of "press secretary in residence" for a few weeks or months, and then another...
Posted by: Lizzy



Mel Tillis would make a great press secretary.
The stutter would drive the MSM nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 03:09 PM (W4LFA)

158 144 Miss me yet?
Nah. I know you don't.
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious


January 21st, 2017 was the first time a heterosexual sex act took place in the White House in 8 years.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:09 PM (DQ4Fv)

159 I think he should have a non-english speak illegal
immigrant be press secretary. Let these vultures try and figure out how
to communicate in Korean or something.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM (wGbBR)


Have the Mandela hand signing guy as press sec.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 03:09 PM (PY9jH)

160 This is pretty funny:

Gavin McInnes making fun of his own kids (and children in general).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA6Fa-tOSzA

Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2017 03:10 PM (q177U)

161 Lizzy, I can't imagined how badly Trumps family must feel after seeing all their friends masks ripped off.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:10 PM (v12G8)

162 142 Personally I think our most pressing issue is the lack of Taco Buenos in the Houston area.
Posted by: Rinar

FOOL! it's obviously that Taco Bell no longer serves the Original REAL Enchirito with the corn tortilla and black olives.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 21, 2017 03:10 PM (nFwvY)

163 If I have to figure out how to interact on a commercial basis with people or varying languages, shouldn't the White House Press Corpse have to as well?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2017 03:10 PM (wGbBR)

164 Initial reports are that Sean Spicer owns an atlas containing a map of Russia. More reporting on these sinister ties to Putin's regime as the story unfolds.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 03:10 PM (0mRoj)

165 sometimes you're not able to map it out,
especially with how insidious racism has become

It's so obvious how big a problem racism is. What with how non-obvious it is.

/translated a la C.S. Lewis' Ransom-translating-evilspeak

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 03:11 PM (eXSOZ)

166 You guys are funny. and by you guys i mean the ettes too. Does that make me a bad person? don't judge me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 03:04 PM (Rndb7)


What do you mean, "funny". You mean funny, like a clown?

Posted by: Antonio Scaramucci at July 21, 2017 03:11 PM (lIZQs)

167 But so is Jeb, though he wasn't born that way.

!jeb would convert to Satanism if he thought it would get him elected.

Posted by: GOP at July 21, 2017 03:11 PM (mcI77)

168 I think we could do a 'favorites thing ' thread, pictures of stuff for those that can upload stuff.
or just ideas and thoughts?

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:11 PM (v12G8)

169 everyone loves the new Castlevania cartoon which makes the Church the *real* villain of Vlad' s tyranny.

that is one reason I liked Dracula Untold more than most. hey assholes, look at the Turks. the Church had no say in what Vlad did, other than breathe some relief that their churches weren't being pillaged.

I bet that is the real reason why the critics hated Dracula Untold. damn right the devshirme is an untold tale these days

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 03:12 PM (tu5OU)

170 James Woods would be a fun celebrity press secretary. That's what Trump
should do. Have celebrities rotate as press secretary.

Oh man, that would be so great. A sort of "press secretary in residence" for a few weeks or months, and then another...
Posted by: Lizzy



Mel Tillis would make a great press secretary.
The stutter would drive the MSM nuts.
Posted by: rickb223

Turn the job over to people on work release.

"You can either deal with the deviants in the press room, or clean toilets in the state pen."

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 03:12 PM (326rv)

171 Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (NOIQH)

Slavery does still happen today. It isn't race based though, it's vulnerability based. The average trafficker us the same race (and often same sex, although not as much in sex-trafficking) as the people they are exploiting. To make it about racism will cause the majority of trafficking to be ignored.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2017 03:12 PM (rp9xB)

172 What do you mean, "funny". You mean funny, like a clown?
Posted by: Antonio Scaramucci

Go get your fucking shine box

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 03:12 PM (FZYNt)

173 FOOL! it's obviously that Taco Bell no longer serves the Original REAL Enchirito with the corn tortilla and black olives.
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 21, 2017 03:10 PM (

Hannity was talking about some Democrat named chalupa. I thought why not enchurito.

I think a chalupa is some kind of rowboat in Spanish.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2017 03:12 PM (Ri/rl)

174 Bob, were you calling US 'FUNNY LOOKIN'?

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:12 PM (v12G8)

175 As part of a Reuters investigation it has been discovered that Sean Spicer's house was once owned by a Russian immigrant. We're working hard to track down the former owner's great grandchildren for comment....

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:12 PM (NOIQH)

176 I think a chalupa is some kind of rowboat in Spanish.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2017 03:12 PM (Ri/rl)

It sounds like it should mean something dirty, like "sloppy blowjob."

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 03:13 PM (0mRoj)

177 It sounds like it should mean something dirty, like "sloppy blowjob."
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy

Reporting for duty, Sir!

Posted by: Madonna at July 21, 2017 03:14 PM (FZYNt)

178 What do you mean, "funny". You mean funny, like a clown?

Posted by: Antonio Scaramucci at July 21, 2017 03:11 PM (lIZQs)


Well, when you send in a gorilla with a BBC accent to thrash the press within an inch of their lives, then yeah - that's pretty darn funny.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fury with an I Scream Treat from the Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2017 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

179 CNN called off the helicopter when they learned Spicer's neighbor, Nygun Vien Tan is a model rocket enthusiast and has just completed a whole battery of miniature SA-6 missiles.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 03:14 PM (0tfLf)

180 I have seen a house before, so I must recuse myself.

Posted by: The Late Jeff Sessions at July 21, 2017 03:15 PM (j+dfT)

181
It sounds like it should mean something dirty, like "sloppy blowjob."
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 03:13 PM (0mRoj)

I asked the guy that works for us what it meant. It may mean sloppy blowjob, he wouldn't tell me if it did. So he said small boat in a lake.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2017 03:15 PM (Ri/rl)

182 Spicer is watching North By Northwest and he's rooting for James Mason and Martin Landau!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 21, 2017 03:15 PM (Nwg0u)

183 Charlie Daniels would make a good press secy.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 03:15 PM (mcI77)

184 It's Friday afternoon and it looks like there will not be any federal executions for treason this week.

Ace is right, slow news day.

Posted by: jwest at July 21, 2017 03:15 PM (Zs4uk)

185 Have celebrities rotate as press secretary.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (JJev6)

Nick Searcy
Ted Nugent
Gilbert Gottfried
Jon Lovitz
The Dude

Posted by: OLD MEME at July 21, 2017 03:16 PM (RwwCT)

186 Discards sock.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2017 03:16 PM (RwwCT)

187 185 Have celebrities rotate as press secretary.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 03:03 PM (JJev6)

Nick Searcy
Ted Nugent
Gilbert Gottfried
Jon Lovitz
The Dude
Posted by: OLD MEME

Greg Gutfeld

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (FZYNt)

188 Will Scaramucci bring his Golden Gun to the press briefings? Because that would be AWESOME!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (M/UmJ)

189 Sean Spicer should turn this into a reverse-Noriega kind of thing and start blasting metal.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (eXSOZ)

190 >>Slavery does still happen today...


Certainly, but I inferred from that quote that he thinks that US slavery didn't go away, it's just been transformed into something hidden, systemic racism = slavery or something. Never mind that real people are being enslaved today, we need to focus on US slavery to keep the outrage and division going!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (NOIQH)

191 169 everyone loves the new Castlevania cartoon which makes the Church the *real* villain of Vlad' s tyranny.

that is one reason I liked Dracula Untold more than most. hey assholes, look at the Turks. the Church had no say in what Vlad did, other than breathe some relief that their churches weren't being pillaged.

I bet that is the real reason why the critics hated Dracula Untold. damn right the devshirme is an untold tale these days

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 03:12 PM (tu5OU)


Nobody likes to remember that ol' Vlad was held hostage by the Muzzies to get his dad to submit.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (9TK8E)

192 180 I have seen a house before, so I must recuse myself.
Posted by: The Late Jeff Sessions at July 21, 2017 03:15 PM (j+dfT)

And there goes a keyboard.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (72PAC)

193 Russian satellite crashes to earth 1700 miles north of Moscow...Spicer connection to Putin is leading cause in the Reuters investigation!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (yhf6w)

194 It's Friday afternoon and it looks like there will not be any federal executions for treason this week.

Ace is right, slow news day.

Posted by: jwest at July 21, 2017 03:15 PM (Zs4uk)


VIA Insty: State Department is telling any Americans in North Korea to get out now.
It may mean nothing.

If the ROKs start evacuating the northern tier of Seoul, hold on tight, the ride's getting bumpy.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fury with an I Scream Treat from the Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (hLRSq)

195 Press sec ideas: have someone dress up like the rioting leftist vermin and start throwing bike locks halfway through the press session.

Next week would be ersatz new (and improved) Black Panthers.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (326rv)

196 Have the Mandela hand signing guy as press sec.

Posted by: Jane D'oh




And we have a THREADWINNER!!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 03:18 PM (W4LFA)

197 Spicer should wheel out a garbage can full of week old chicken guts. Leave the lid open.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 03:18 PM (mcI77)

198 Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Vanilla soup, a double scoop please
No, maybe I won't, maybe I won't, maybe I will
The tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese









I got nuthin'.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2017 03:18 PM (NyJwR)

199 178 What do you mean, "funny". You mean funny, like a clown?

Posted by: Antonio Scaramucci at July 21, 2017 03:11 PM (lIZQs)


Well, when you send in a gorilla with a BBC accent to thrash the press within an inch of their lives, then yeah - that's pretty darn funny.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fury with an I Scream Treat from the Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2017 03:14 PM (hLRSq)


Gorilla Grodd for Press Sec.

But not Monsieur Mallah. He likes the Butt Stuff.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 03:18 PM (9TK8E)

200 >>Nick Searcy

Ted Nugent

Gilbert Gottfried

Jon Lovitz

The Dude


Clint Eastwood and his chair
Victoria Jackson

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:18 PM (NOIQH)

201 BREAKING: SOURCES SAY SPICER NOW REPORTEDLY BARRICADED IN BACKYARD AND EITHER BURNING DOCUMENTS OR BARBECUING STEAKS. COVERAGE CONTINUES.

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 03:19 PM (qJhUV)

202

Nick Searcy
Ted Nugent
Gilbert Gottfried
Jon Lovitz
The Dude
Posted by: OLD MEME

Greg Gutfeld
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (FZYNt)

I really don't care who it is. I want the press secretary to say FYNQ.

Maybe Conor Mcgregor?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2017 03:19 PM (Ri/rl)

203 I'm thinking that he should make an old retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant press secretary. "Yeah, you in the front, fucknuts yeah you! What's your question? What, I can't hear you, speak up! What... That's a stupid question, Gawd you're stupid - Next!"

* slowly raises hand

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 21, 2017 03:19 PM (lwKRt)

204 Mel Tillis would make a great press secretary.
The stutter would drive the MSM nuts.

-
You're a bunch of c c c c cocksuckers!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 21, 2017 03:19 PM (Nwg0u)

205 194 If the ROKs start evacuating the northern tier of Seoul, hold on tight, the ride's getting bumpy.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fury with an I Scream Treat from the Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (hLRSq)


Doesn't the South's new president sorta sympathize with Fat Boy's regime, though?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 03:19 PM (9TK8E)

206 Angry Pepe & Ghastly from KNN.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 03:19 PM (Rzw6f)

207 what's Stone Cold Steve Austin up to these days?

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 21, 2017 03:20 PM (nFwvY)

208
I remember the days when the only time the press would follow someone to their home was if the person had recently cut the throats of two people of a different race and seemed to be so overcome with guilt that he was about to kill himself.

How low do we have to go before we can get half the population and the MSM into intervention?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 21, 2017 03:20 PM (EgwCt)

209 Also in the news is a statement from Israel that the US-Russia deal on Syria is "unacceptable".

If you have no part in or power over a decision, why say it is unacceptable?

It's meaningless. Sounds like something a snowflake college freshman would say.

Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at July 21, 2017 03:20 PM (3myMJ)

210
James Woods would be a fun celebrity press secretary. That's what Trump should do. Have celebrities rotate as press secretary.


With the South Afrian sign language guy in the background

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:20 PM (lKyWE)

211 203 I'm thinking that he should make an old retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant press secretary. "Yeah, you in the front, fucknuts yeah you! What's your question? What, I can't hear you, speak up! What... That's a stupid question, Gawd you're stupid - Next!"

* slowly raises hand
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine

R. Lee Ermey

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 03:20 PM (FZYNt)

212 Mel Tillis would make a great press secretary.
The stutter would drive the MSM nuts.


Bob Uecker might be a hoot.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 03:20 PM (326rv)

213 Certainly, but I inferred from that quote that he thinks that US slavery didn't go away, it's just been transformed into something hidden, systemic racism = slavery or something.




LBJ's Great Society. Democratic plantation.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 03:20 PM (W4LFA)

214 He's not officially a person to liberals. He's a conservative. So they can trounce his lawn, invade his personal space, etc.

Them's the rulez.

Posted by: Christian Toto at July 21, 2017 03:21 PM (GppXG)

215 Put Ben Carson in as temporary Press Secy--in white face.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 03:21 PM (mcI77)

216 I liked Sean Spicer and wish him nothing but the best.

Hopefully the combo of Scaramucci and Hucksters daughter will go hammer tongs on the press.

It's time to get medievil on their asses.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2017 03:21 PM (tKBaZ)

217 Jerky Boys for Press Secretary.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2017 03:21 PM (/tuJf)

218 204. Mel Tillis, interviewed by Maria Bartiromo: 'Nice t-t-t-t-t-meet you.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 03:21 PM (Rzw6f)

219 189 Sean Spicer should turn this into a reverse-Noriega kind of thing and start blasting metal.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM


Now THAT would be epic!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 03:21 PM (0tfLf)

220 Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (NOIQH)

Agreed, as to where he seemed to be going with the thought. Since trafficking is my hobby horse I can't help adding factoids (what an unlovely word) at the same time. The urge to spin modern slavery as systemic racism is concerning though since it overlooks the majority of victims.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2017 03:21 PM (rp9xB)

221 Doesn't the South's new president sorta sympathize with Fat Boy's regime, though?

The new ROK president is more or less an ex-SDS proggie fucknut. Less fuck and more nut than Bammy, which is to say probably less *malign* and not as much of a narcissistic prick. Has accomplished some broadly good things in his life despite being in la-la land politically.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 03:22 PM (eXSOZ)

222 Every presstitute would be issued a reset button, in Russian. With the incorrect translation of course.

They would have to press the button to be able to ask a question....Except that they wouldn't work, since they were Hillary's idea.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 03:22 PM (326rv)

223 Tex-Mex food in NY is a euphemism for prepare to be disappointed.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 03:22 PM (dljSp)

224 Spicer should wheel out a garbage can full of week old chicken guts. Leave the lid open.



Raw shrimp.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 03:22 PM (W4LFA)

225 Cut out the middle man. Have Putin be press secretary.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2017 03:23 PM (wGbBR)

226 "Mel Tillis would make a great press secretary.
The stutter would drive the MSM nuts."

Ever hear him tell the story about someone breaking into his house?

He tried say "Get out" but was only getting Ge-ge-ge-ge.

So he sang "Get out of my house" in his best singing voice.

It worked.

You can just hear the burglar telling friends, "I got the hell out of there that guy's crazy!"

Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at July 21, 2017 03:23 PM (3myMJ)

227 Nick Searcy
Ted Nugent
Gilbert Gottfried
Jon Lovitz
The Dude
Posted by: OLD MEME

Greg Gutfeld
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 03:17 PM (FZYNt)

I really don't care who it is. I want the press secretary to say FYNQ.

Maybe Conor Mcgregor?


Father Guido Sarducci.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 03:23 PM (0tfLf)

228 What I don't get is Rod Rosenstein, who Sessions picked to be his #2. Sessions had to know that he might be forced to recuse himself, so that it would then be Rosenstein's call whether to pick a special counsel and who. Rosenstein did, and it was Mueller, friend of Comey.

Rosenstein also included language in Mueller's authorization that has arguably allowed Mueller to jump past having to investigate Russiagate and go right to trying to find an excuse to jail Trump or his relatives. (I was wrong on this in my comments from a few weeks ago).

It may also be that Mueller is picking up on stuff that Preet Bharra (a Schumer acolyte) had started against Trump before Trump fired him.

Are these cocksucker career prosecutors thick as thieves, or what?

You can't be too cynical these days. It was a certain tell when MSM praised Mueller as being above reproach, that he wasn't.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 21, 2017 03:23 PM (+7/1f)

229 I asked the guy that works for us what it meant. It may mean sloppy blowjob, he wouldn't tell me if it did. So he said small boat in a lake.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2017 03:15 PM (Ri/rl)

Like the little man in the boat?

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 03:24 PM (0mRoj)

230 Raw shrimp.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 03:22 PM (W4LFA)

Fly traps, full. Flies be gone. They smell like death.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2017 03:24 PM (Ri/rl)

231 How do you do a parody Twitter thing?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 21, 2017 03:24 PM (U6f54)

232 The death penalty has been handed down for Sean Spicer's crime of resigning from his job.

Posted by: Lousie Mensch at July 21, 2017 03:25 PM (vg8iE)

233
Raw shrimp.

even better.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 03:25 PM (mcI77)

234 225 Cut out the middle man. Have Putin be press secretary.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2017 03:23 PM (wGbBR)

[Points to reporter with hand up] Stupid whore in front. Make your jibber-jabber.

Posted by: Vlad Putin, Shirtless Press Secretary at July 21, 2017 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

235 Cut out the middle man. Have Putin be press secretary.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

After hearing him say that the left needs to learn to lose with dignity, I can see him doing this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 03:26 PM (326rv)

236 And speaking of things the FNM won't cover, here is a Saudi beating his slave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sBblZwkLIg

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2017 03:27 PM (aZq03)

237 Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'

Fvck off pasty boy.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 03:27 PM (mcI77)

238 Ace,
I'm waiting for somebody, anybody to post on Disobedient Media's report on The Forensicator. Also, Adam carter's website G2-space. They put a stake in the lying Media/democrat/gope phony Russia story once and for all with indisputable facts. No one interfered in the election except the dnc, the Clinton campaign, Crowdstrike, GPS fusion, and the media.

Posted by: Flowerbelle1 at July 21, 2017 03:28 PM (AkAvN)

239 Slow news day?

What, did all the Russian spies leave early for a three day weekend?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 21, 2017 03:28 PM (yL25O)

240 >>Cut out the middle man. Have Putin be press secretary.

According to the left, Trump is the middle man. Putin is running America.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2017 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

241 i was thinking of going to Vegas, but that's a stupid name...

anyone wanna meet up at a local shooting range here in The Valley instead?

i'll bring the toys if you bring your ammo.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2017 03:28 PM (dqXSA)

242 Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'
=====

Chris Wallace: Look at my ancient, smarmy liberal ass trying to be all current and trendy!!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 03:28 PM (vg8iE)

243 Sean Spicer should turn this into a reverse-Noriega kind of thing and start blasting metal.

-
THERE MUST BE SOME KINDA WAY OUTTA HERE
SAID THE JOKER TO THE THIEF

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 21, 2017 03:28 PM (Nwg0u)

244 What a day I had

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 03:28 PM (9g/6M)

245
Scaramucci is great with a little risotto on the side and a healthy sprinkle of locatelli
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 03:08 PM


My favorite sandwich.

Posted by: David Brooks at July 21, 2017 03:29 PM (IqV8l)

246 Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'

Yeah. It's more popular than Hillary too.

FOAD.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 03:29 PM (326rv)

247 "Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"

If only. Then "cutting someone off at the knees" would be a description, not a metaphor.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fury with an I Scream Treat from the Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2017 03:29 PM (hLRSq)

248 Interestingly enough, New press secretary Sanders said that very thing, poking fun at the press: "slow news day?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 21, 2017 03:30 PM (39g3+)

249 HBO is making a new show to inflame racial hatred, so we got that working for us.

"Confederate" is an alternate-history show where the South won the Civil War and Slavery as an institution survives today.

This sounds like more progtard nonsense to birth that race war which they always seem to be pushing for.

There's an easy way to tell exactly what is HBO's plan in all this-

If the Slaveholding South is run by Democrats, and the Free North/Antislavery people are all Republicans, then there's a slight possibility that this might be a legitimate creative endeavor.

Bu-u-u-u-u-ut, in their info on the show, the "Confederate" guys state that slavery is run by an EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeviiiiilllllllllll!!!!!!!! Corporation.

Imagine that!


Plus, it allows them to take the spotlight off the real villains of American slavery, The Democrat Party.


I predict..........suckage.

And massive progtarded inflammation of racial hatred.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2017 03:30 PM (NyJwR)

250 My favorite sandwich.

Posted by: David Brooks at July 21, 2017 03:29 PM (IqV8l)

=====

Derp! Derp! Derp!

Posted by: Brooks' HS Diploma Friend, Drooling into her helmet at July 21, 2017 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

251 "Slavery does still happen today. It isn't race based though, it's vulnerability based."

There are by reports active slave markets operating right now in the _souks_ of Tripoli. Returning to the traditional practices of old-time Libya. Someone could go there and buy a slave next week if they had the inclination to do so.

Say what you may about the nutty Colonel Gadhafi, he got rid of that disreputable trade. As for the slaves being thus bought and sold, they are overwhelmingly sub-Saharan black Africans.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2017 03:30 PM (ujwCG)

252 That is question? Is stupid. Ask real question next time. You, homo in back, what is question?

Posted by: Vlad Putin, Shirtless Press Secretary at July 21, 2017 03:30 PM (RD7QR)

253 BREAKING!

Thats Putin sneaking into the house! Wait no, thats the pizza guy. Wait! No! it could be Putin disguised as the pizza guy!

More later as this develops!!~

Posted by: CNN at July 21, 2017 03:30 PM (Rndb7)

254 Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2017 03:27 PM (aZq03)

There's a lot of that. I hope Trump makes a point of letting the foreign dignitaries who infest DC and New York know that the rules apply to them as well as to the salon and dry cleaning owners.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2017 03:30 PM (rp9xB)

255
"Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"

Where are the floppy wieners?

Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 21, 2017 03:31 PM (IqV8l)

256 Where's the white Bronco?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2017 03:31 PM (4AVeu)

257
"Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"


Never watched GOT but I was under the assumption it is one of the most popular shows out there

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:31 PM (lKyWE)

258 There are by reports active slave markets operating right now in the _souks_ of Tripoli. Returning to the traditional practices of old-time Libya. Someone could go there and buy a slave next week if they had the inclination to do so.
=====

We came, we saw, we reinstituted African slavery!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at July 21, 2017 03:32 PM (vg8iE)

259 "Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"

Except for that whole 'dragon lady goes on a winning streak' thing.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 03:32 PM (326rv)

260 "Sean Spicer should turn this into a reverse-Noriega kind of thing and start blasting metal."

Or "It's a Small World".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 03:32 PM (vfqIr)

261 Thats Putin sneaking into the house! Wait no, thats the pizza guy. Wait! No! it could be Putin disguised as the pizza guy!

More later as this develops!!~

Posted by: CNN

I could go for some pizza

Posted by: John Podesta at July 21, 2017 03:33 PM (FZYNt)

262 Fish heads, fish heads, eat 'em up, yum!

Posted by: Strobe at July 21, 2017 03:33 PM (gbWkA)

263 Never watched GOT but I was under the assumption it is one of the most popular shows out there



It's running a 9.5 stars out of 10 (1,180,894 votes) on IMDb.
That is unheard of.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 03:34 PM (W4LFA)

264 Vhere is Moose and Squirrel?

Posted by: Strobe at July 21, 2017 03:34 PM (gbWkA)

265 Rush was talking about this Confederate movie, he said they better be showing Democrats to be the ones running the show, but he did make me think they will have it reversed with Republicans running the Confederacy.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 03:35 PM (9g/6M)

266
It's running a 9.5 stars out of 10 (1,180,894 votes) on IMDb.
That is unheard of.
Posted by: rickb223

Speaking as a part time fan boy, it wouldn't surprise me in the least. The people still watching this would click on anything at this point.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 03:35 PM (326rv)

267 "Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"

Where are the floppy wieners?
Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 21, 2017 03:31 PM (IqV8l)



I was under the impression that it was all schadenboners all the time in the Trump White House.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2017 03:36 PM (NyJwR)

268 Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2017 03:30 PM (ujwCG)

This is true, I was speaking of US/western world traffic earlier, but muslim trafficking is more likely to have a racial component. I'm guessing that black western women who convert aren't aware that Arabic doesn't distinguish between "black" and "slave". It's the same word.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2017 03:36 PM (rp9xB)

269 "Reuters Now Running Live Video From Outside Sean Spicer's House"
***
What took them so long?

Welcome to The House That Never Pretends.
Step inside.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 03:36 PM (Rsi2C)

270 Rush was talking about this Confederate movie, he said they better be showing Democrats to be the ones running the show, but he did make me think they will have it reversed with Republicans running the Confederacy.
Posted by: Skip

Sounds legit to me.

Posted by: Prick churning out law and Order scripts (ever since Scooby Doo shut down) at July 21, 2017 03:36 PM (326rv)

271 Absolutely no truth to the rumor that Ford has signed OJ to do the first commercial for the release of the new Bronco.

Nope...no truth at all...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 03:37 PM (0tfLf)

272 "Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"

Turd didn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2017 03:37 PM (gDoff)

273 It's a deceiving small house.

There is a secret elevator in the linen closet that leads to a multilevel complex beneath the house, complete with secured communications with Russia, the Rothschilds and Bill O'Reilly.

It is a hardened facility capable of surviving a 10 megaton nuclear explosion or Michael Moore tripping in the sidewalk.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2017 03:38 PM (4AVeu)

274
Reuters Now Running Live Video From Outside Sean Spicer's House"


Has Spicer come out and told them to get off of his lawn?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:38 PM (lKyWE)

275 Sean Spicer should turn this into a reverse-Noriega kind of thing and start blasting metal.
--

NOW YOU'RE MESSING WITH...
A SON OF A BITCH!
NOW YOU'RE MESSING WITH A SON OF A BITCH!!!

Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 03:39 PM (aT+Bx)

276 I can't wait to hear Perino's insight into this BREAKING NEWS!!!

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 03:39 PM (mcI77)

277 Reminds me of the time we got a breathless report about the contents of Karl Rove's garage.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2017 03:39 PM (4ErVI)

278 "Unnamed officials" tell CNN that FITZGERALD collision was Navy's fault

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=73530

Posted by: SMFH at July 21, 2017 03:39 PM (s5Kql)

279 276 I can't wait to hear Perino's insight into this BREAKING NEWS!!!

Posted by: Under Fire

It's better if you mute the TV while she tries to talk. makes her more attractive

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

280 Sean Spicer should turn this into a reverse-Noriega kind of thing and start blasting metal Enya or Zamfir.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 03:40 PM (mcI77)

281 1. Go back in time
2. Contact aliens
3. Have Trump abducted by aliens
4. Return to present
5. Escape from mental institution
6. Get Twitter account
7. Get hired by CNN
8. Hillary is President!

Posted by: Another Sally Kohn Plan to make Hillary President at July 21, 2017 03:40 PM (qJhUV)

282 It will be amusing to see how the slavery show handles the (D) to (R) "flip" our modern (D)s continually insist happen somewhere between Lincoln, FDR, Kennedy, and Clinton.

Weird how they were all still (D)s, though.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch "Loud House" They're Learning About Gay "Dads" at July 21, 2017 03:40 PM (JTMqu)

283 Breaking: Spicer's Psych Profile Suggests He'll Be Going Sudden OJ Syndrome At Any Moment Now

Posted by: Fritz from Reuters at July 21, 2017 03:41 PM (2Mnv1)

284 The Great North American Moron Meetup (GNAMM) is being held in Las Vegas on September 22


Otherwise, known as The Night Vegas Ran out of Val-U-Rite, Hobos, and Tranny Hookers.


Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2017 03:41 PM (NyJwR)

285 Has Spicer come out and told them to get off of his lawn?
__________________________________

Begone, evil spawn, from the lawn of Sean!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2017 03:41 PM (4AVeu)

286 Welcome to The House That Never Pretends.
Step inside.

Alternately, "welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside".

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 03:41 PM (eXSOZ)

287 BREAKING - President Trump took a dump this afternoon. We can confirm that there are reports that President Trump took a dump. We're summoning experts from the EPA and Health and Human Services to elaborate on this urgent development, and we'll have our full news team discussing its repercussions. Preliminary reports are that it may cause rioting in major metropolitan areas at a minimum, and at its worst, start World War III. Stay tuned for further urgent updates.

Posted by: Reuters at July 21, 2017 03:42 PM (H8S+R)

288 "welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside".
Posted by: Sporkatus

The Rachel Maddow Show

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 03:42 PM (FZYNt)

289 It's simple:

1. I speak with God, ask him to make "wish-facts" into real facts.
2. God agrees with my request, and implements it.
3. I wish that Hillary was President.
4. Hillary becomes President.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:43 PM (DQ4Fv)

290 287 BREAKING - President Trump took a dump this afternoon. We can confirm that there are reports that President Trump took a dump...
Posted by: Reuters at July 21, 2017 03:42 PM (H8S+R)

And he didn't even use the floor!!!

IMPEACH!

Posted by: The EPA at July 21, 2017 03:44 PM (72PAC)

291
It will be amusing to see how the slavery show handles the (D) to (R) "flip" our modern (D)s continually insist happen somewhere between Lincoln, FDR, Kennedy, and Clinton.


I thought the theory was it happened with Nixon and his "southern strategy" in 1968

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:44 PM (lKyWE)

292 $80 from the ATM, eh, Spicer?

Why do you need all that cash? Paying off your Russian contacts today?

Posted by: This Is CNN at July 21, 2017 03:44 PM (Mouru)

293 Reuters can break for afternoon tea and cocaine at Jarret's crib. Then come back and harass the Spicer family this evening.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 03:45 PM (mcI77)

294 Spicer should hire Amy Schumer to be his double.
She could show up at a Papa John's someplace, eating a pizza, quoting the Dem's focus group tested new slogan.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2017 03:45 PM (uLuPn)

295 Vlad learned how to torture people from his time as a Hostage with the Turks. He is considered a Hero in the Region because he fought fire with fire.



Their are organizations that will buy people out of Slavery, India due to Debt. They sell young boy girls if the parents get into debt.

Africa because of the Muslum. People get upset with these groups because they Drive up the price. But I think the persons they free don't really care. It's like 50 bucks to free a person.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2017 03:45 PM (dKiJG)

296 Actual news:

"Sarah Sanders replaces Spicer as press secretary"

Who the heck is Sarah Sanders???

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:45 PM (DQ4Fv)

297 Is Lesbian Golf planned for any of the mo-me's?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 21, 2017 03:46 PM (ylUqT)

298 296 Actual news:

"Sarah Sanders replaces Spicer as press secretary"

Who the heck is Sarah Sanders???
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:45 PM (DQ4Fv)

Granddaughter of Colonel Sanders.

Heiress to the chicken empire.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 03:46 PM (72PAC)

299
Who the heck is Sarah Sanders???
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:45 PM (DQ4Fv)


Huckabees daughter

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:46 PM (lKyWE)

300 *Mikey NTH: "If he comes out and sees his shadow it means six more months of Russia! Russia! Russia!"

Threadwinner!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2017 03:47 PM (H8S+R)

301 Hey, hey!

This slavery show provides a YUUUUGE feel good opportunity for the Democrats.

In "Confederate", Hillary! could've been elected President of the CSA!!!!

Awesome!

And, no more sadz for the Democrats.

It'll be like the new "West Wing" only with slaves, chains, and whippings and

President Hillary! Clinton.


Why it's a WIN-WIN-WIN!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2017 03:47 PM (NyJwR)

302 Sarah is Huckabees kid

It is her married name.

Posted by: rd at July 21, 2017 03:47 PM (4dz1m)

303 Who the heck is Sarah Sanders???

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 03:47 PM (mcI77)

304 Reuters has observed that air is coming out of his dryer vent.

Could he be LAUNDERING????

LAUNDERING MONEY for RUSSIA?????

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2017 03:47 PM (4AVeu)

305 LegalInsurrection- US will ban travel to North Korea, tired of bailing out US citizens

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 03:47 PM (9g/6M)

306
She looks just like her dad

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:48 PM (lKyWE)

307 (But she's really Mike Huckabee's daughter.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 03:48 PM (72PAC)

308 "Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"


Except there are no Unsulllied in the D.C. swamp.

Posted by: Antonio Scaramucci at July 21, 2017 03:48 PM (lIZQs)

309 I am going to hire 10 more Democratic attorneys to investigate the Spicer Home Scandal.

We have no proof of collusion, but the absence of proof makes us want to look harder for proof.

Posted by: Robert Muller, Special Prosector and Former James Comey Love Interest at July 21, 2017 03:49 PM (4AVeu)

310 "Sarah Sanders replaces Spicer as press secretary"

Who the heck is Sarah Sanders???


Sean
Spicer

Sarah
Sanders

Notice the pattern? You know who else used the SS?

*hums the Horst Wessel Song*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2017 03:49 PM (Mouru)

311 We'll need the Klieg lights for tonight. Bring in a dozen or so.

Posted by: Reuters Field Operations Center at July 21, 2017 03:49 PM (mcI77)

312 Notice the pattern? You know who else used the SS?


Social Security?

Posted by: Prick churning out law and Order scripts (ever since Scooby Doo shut down) at July 21, 2017 03:49 PM (326rv)

313 Sean
Spicer

Sarah
Sanders

Notice the pattern? You know who else used the SS?

*hums the Horst Wessel Song*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero


Next up: Soupy Sales!

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:49 PM (DQ4Fv)

314
Notice the pattern? You know who else used the SS?


Chevy?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:50 PM (lKyWE)

315 304 Reuters has observed that air is coming out of his dryer vent.

Could he be LAUNDERING????

LAUNDERING MONEY for RUSSIA?????

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2017 03:47 PM (4AVeu)

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at July 21, 2017 03:50 PM (s5Kql)

316 Notice the pattern? You know who else used the SS?

Kiss my riveted ass.

Posted by: SS United States at July 21, 2017 03:51 PM (326rv)

317 Selena Steele?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 03:51 PM (5yg1M)

318 Chevy?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:50 PM (lKyWE)



Well Chevy, sure. But also Hitler. So Hitler and Chevy. But Hitler used it first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2017 03:51 PM (Mouru)

319
Kiss my riveted ass.
Posted by: SS United States at July 21, 2017 03:51 PM (326rv)


Your riveted ass is falling apart and ain't looking so good.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:52 PM (lKyWE)

320 You know who else used the SS?

_______________________________________

The Skipper on S.S. Minnow?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2017 03:53 PM (4AVeu)

321 911 what is your emergency?

There is nefarious looking gang outside my home. They
have boxes with wires hanging from them. Better send the SWAT team.

Stay inside sir.

Posted by: Sean Spicer at July 21, 2017 03:53 PM (mcI77)

322 Sam Shepherd?
Susan Sarandon?
Steven Seagal?
Steven Spielberg?
Sly Stallone?
Sharon Stone?
Sandra Scream?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 03:54 PM (5yg1M)

323 Haven't watched the live feed. Did he attack anyone with a machete? If not, why not? That's just good t.v.

Just got back from seeing "The Little Hours" a strange little movie. I liked it. It's a randy nun story from The Decameron as imagined by members of Community and Parks and Rec. Seriously. Here's the cast:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5666304/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 21, 2017 03:54 PM (SaTQU)

324 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2017 03:45 PM (dKiJG)

Yeah, there are conflicting views on that tactic. It is a short term solution if other issues, like the parental debt, aren't addressed but *feels* like something is being done (and it isn't valueless on the individual level) Working with authorities to shut the traffickers down is also important for long-term improvement, but the authorities have to care (and be generally uncorrupt) for that to work. That often is grueling and heart breaking with very few "feelz" of the positive sort, but it isn't valueless either. Combining short and long term efforts effectively, and without resentment of those with a different focus, is an ongoing effort that will probably always have friction.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2017 03:54 PM (rp9xB)

325 http://tinyurl.com/y9ouxgd3

How about this, Ace? It's potential evidence that Trump is indeed tired of being crappy options by the "experts".

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at July 21, 2017 03:54 PM (PMt8D)

326 Notice the pattern? You know who else used the SS?


Chevy?




Cragar.

Cragar SS Rims.

Off my lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 03:54 PM (W4LFA)

327 You know who else used the SS
secretest service?

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:54 PM (v12G8)

328 Spicer and his family should have some fun with the media.

(Call thepolice first)

Suddenly from inside the house, you hear screaming and yelling, doors slamming!!

Then, Gunshot noises, anguished cries,

SPLAT! Blood on a window!

Cops come screaming up in two or three squad cars!!!

Several minutes pass, with lights flashing, and no sound from the house.

Over the PA, Police Officer demands, "Sean, Come out Now!"

Door opens, Sean and his family come out laughing, and the police come up and shake their hands. They all look towards the cameras, and take a bow.

Posted by: rd at July 21, 2017 03:54 PM (4dz1m)

329 >>"Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"


Except for that there's been no beheadings, rapes, slavery, crucifixions, undead frozen cavemen, incest, poisonings, witchcraft, burnings at the stake, jousting, resurrection, mass throat-slittings at a wedding, fratricide, eunuchs...
But other than that, it's just like Game of thrones, you guys!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:55 PM (NOIQH)

330 sassy sally?

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:55 PM (v12G8)

331 Sally Struthers?
Shel Silverstein?
Siouxsie Sioux?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 03:56 PM (5yg1M)

332 BTW, is the live feed going to cover Sean Spicer doing his first #2 after being fired?
..........

Hopefully he will do one out the second story window.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2017 03:56 PM (HgMAr)

333 Sas Soon?

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:56 PM (v12G8)

334 I would so love for Spicer to walk outside his house, make a brief announcement that now he can reveal that yes, he also has been tweeting as "Sean Spicier", then drops a mic and slams the door in their faces.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:56 PM (NOIQH)

335 I'd bet good money Wallace has never seen or read any GOT.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 03:56 PM (JJev6)

336 also the boyars kept fucking each other over for advantage, often bringing the Turks and Hungarians into their schemes. Vlad impaled a lot of boyars too. he needed a united Wallachia.

I don't suppose impaling Shep would help

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 03:56 PM (tu5OU)

337 You know who else used the SS?

Steven Stills? Sirhan Sirhan? Susan Sontag?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 21, 2017 03:56 PM (AM1GF)

338 WATCH LIVE: The scene outside Sean Spicer's house
.............

Yeah, no.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2017 03:57 PM (HgMAr)

339 we're weird when bored, someone open aces liquor cabinet.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:57 PM (v12G8)

340 i was thinking of going to Vegas, but that's a stupid name...
---
I suggested The BlowMeMoMee and I think YankeeFifth was receptive.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 21, 2017 03:57 PM (SaTQU)

341 lol willow

Posted by: SMFH at July 21, 2017 03:57 PM (s5Kql)

342 Sally Star

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 03:57 PM (9g/6M)

343
*Spicer closes curtains*

What's he hiding from the press!

Posted by: Reuters at July 21, 2017 03:57 PM (OdK9v)

344 Seventy Seven secret herbs and spices.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 03:58 PM (IqV8l)

345 328 Spicer and his family should have some fun with the media.
________________________________

Too extravagant.

Just have Spicer dress up in an orange prison jumper and make out with OJ on the front lawn.






Then call the street sweeper to clean up the blood from exploding heads.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2017 03:58 PM (4AVeu)

346 smfh, we might as well be weird and buzzed.

and hugs

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:58 PM (v12G8)

347 Sargent Shriver?
Sergeant Slaughter?
Stephanie Seymour?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 03:58 PM (5yg1M)

348 In the early 2000's it was the hippie lefties who said we are not really free. Then from around 2006-2012 it was the Ron Paul movement making this point, but coming at it from different angles.

Now Trump is elected and we can see with our own eyes just how entrenched the Marxists/Globalists/Totalitarians are in our government. It's terrifying. Honestly, I have no clue how we survive as a free country moving forward.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2017 03:58 PM (2qHjF)

349 I suggested The BlowMeMoMee and I think YankeeFifth was receptive.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 21, 2017 03:57 PM (SaTQU)
---------

Are we still going to the MuMooMoMee? I hope so.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 03:59 PM (sTBcq)

350
You know who else used the SS?


A federal maximum security prison in the great state of New York

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:59 PM (lKyWE)

351 also the boyars kept fucking each other over for advantage, often bringing the Turks and Hungarians into their schemes. Vlad impaled a lot of boyars too. he needed a united Wallachia.

I don't suppose impaling Shep would help
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo




Couldn't hurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 03:59 PM (W4LFA)

352 Perhaps Spicer should go to the Russian embassy and ask for a ticket out of American media hell.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 04:00 PM (v12G8)

353 122 "Trump should make his horse Press Secretary, just like Caligula appointing his horse Consul."

Better yet, at each briefing, have an "Elephant in the Room" issue that nobody. can ask about. And make it a REAL FUCKING ELEPHANT that would take a dump and fart and trample people and shit! Good times!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 21, 2017 04:00 PM (4hIeD)

354 Semi-serious question here. I don't believe I could stand outside the door of a private home with a camera. Maybe I can but that seems unlikely.
Why can the media do that?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 21, 2017 04:00 PM (hJrjt)

355 Soupy Sales?
Sirhan Sirhan?
Sarah Silverman?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2017 04:00 PM (4AVeu)

356 Press Secretary suggestion? Ted Nugent.

When he answers questions, he'll sometimes shoot from the hip. That should keep the assembled herd of jackals with sandy veejays under control.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2017 04:01 PM (H8S+R)

357 NorthernLurker, cause it's the Mews that fellow Media want to hear!

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 04:01 PM (v12G8)

358 How come Reuters rhymes with 'goiters' instead of like 'computers'?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2017 04:01 PM (wPiJc)

359 we're weird when bored, someone open aces liquor cabinet.
Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 03:57 PM (v12G



I think I'll go out and blow a seal.

Posted by: The Penguin at July 21, 2017 04:01 PM (Mouru)

360 Except for that there's been no beheadings, rapes, slavery, crucifixions, undead frozen cavemen, incest, poisonings, witchcraft, burnings at the stake, jousting, resurrection, mass throat-slittings at a wedding, fratricide, eunuchs...
But other than that, it's just like Game of thrones, you guys!!


Are you sure about the eunuchs?

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 21, 2017 04:01 PM (lIZQs)

361
Are we still going to the MuMooMoMee? I hope so.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 03:59 PM (sTBcq)
---
We're just gonna travel in a caravan around the country like Dead Heads, taking in all the MoMees.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 21, 2017 04:01 PM (SaTQU)

362 >>"Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"


Except for that there's been no beheadings, rapes, slavery, crucifixions, undead frozen cavemen, incest, poisonings, witchcraft, burnings at the stake, jousting, resurrection, mass throat-slittings at a wedding, fratricide, eunuchs...
But other than that, it's just like Game of thrones, you guys!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:55 PM (NOIQH)
............

Ah, the Obama years.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (HgMAr)

363 Sam Spade?
Sam Snead?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (5yg1M)

364 Scar amici called PDT a hack and anti-American on Foc
But then again didn't we all do that or worse ?

Posted by: Jared at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (XUC/v)

365 Forgive me, but I have been off the internet all day. What exactly is the media hoping to gain by camping out outside Spicer's house?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (sTBcq)

366 268 Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2017 03:30 PM (ujwCG)

This is true, I was speaking of US/western world traffic earlier, but muslim trafficking is more likely to have a racial component. I'm guessing that black western women who convert aren't aware that Arabic doesn't distinguish between "black" and "slave". It's the same word.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2017 03:36 PM (rp9xB)

Sadly, WAY too many black women (and men, for that matter) have been convinced that Islam is part of their Natural African Heritage, and that what they call their "African Name" in the process of casting off their "Government Name" is really Arabic.

Way too ignorant. :/

Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (9TK8E)

367 Seattle Slew

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (wPiJc)

368 I don't suppose impaling Shep would help
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo


He might even enjoy it.

Posted by: Too Harsh? at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (4dz1m)

369 I don't suppose impaling Shep would help
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
----
This should be done at the height of the eclipse to appease the gods.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (SaTQU)

370 Except for that there's been no beheadings, rapes, slavery, crucifixions, undead frozen cavemen, incest, poisonings, witchcraft, burnings at the stake, jousting, resurrection, mass throat-slittings at a wedding, fratricide, eunuchs...


But enough about the Bible...

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj)

371 Sad Sack

Posted by: The Penguin at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (Mouru)

372 How come Reuters rhymes with 'goiters' instead of like 'computers'?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2017 04:01 PM (wPiJc)
--------

Well, because it's German. Do you know who else was German?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (sTBcq)

373 Sammy Sosa?
Samantha Strong?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (5yg1M)

374
Except for that there's been no beheadings, rapes, slavery, crucifixions, undead frozen cavemen, incest, poisonings, witchcraft, burnings at the stake, jousting, resurrection, mass throat-slittings at a wedding, fratricide, eunuchs... But other than that, it's just like Game of thrones, you guys!! Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 03:55 PM (NOIQH) ............

In fairness the #fakenews has accused Trump of incest

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (lKyWE)

375 A bunch of people should show up with smartphones and GoPros and film the Reuters crew.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 21, 2017 04:04 PM (3J/LN)

376 We're just gonna travel in a caravan around the country like Dead Heads, taking in all the MoMees.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 21, 2017 04:01 PM (SaTQU)
----------

The MoMeeMobile.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:04 PM (sTBcq)

377 Sarasota Springs?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2017 04:04 PM (wPiJc)

378 I just realized we've gone a full week without a muslim terrorist operation in the U.S. or Europe.

I wonder what's up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2017 04:04 PM (Mouru)

379 >>I don't suppose impaling Shep would help

----
>This should be done at the height of the eclipse to appease the gods.


Anytime, really.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 21, 2017 04:05 PM (beJsD)

380 I thought the theory was it happened with Nixon and his "southern strategy" in 1968

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 03:44 PM (lKyWE)

---

Yeah, that's a popular one. The problem is when you look at when those racist slave states began electing racist (R) governors.

Alabama, 1987
Mississippi, 1988
Georgia, f*cking 2003 (wow)

Everything before 2003?

(D). Somehow not a single flip in 100 years.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch at July 21, 2017 04:05 PM (JTMqu)

381
Summer sausage

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 04:05 PM (lKyWE)

382 Northernlurker: "Maybe I can but that seems unlikely.
Why can the media do that?"


They can if you let them, but they are trespassing. They can be arrested if you call the local police. As to what rights you have before the cops arrive? I dunno. Dump sewage on them? We should make a list.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2017 04:05 PM (H8S+R)

383 Forgive me, but I have been off the internet all day. What exactly is the media hoping to gain by camping out outside Spicer's house?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (sTBcq)
.............

What kind of pizza he likes delivered?

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

384 Sexy Sadie

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 04:05 PM (beJsD)

385 Shep Smith and his Simply Stunning Stool Sample

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2017 04:06 PM (Mouru)

386
Saddle soap

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 04:06 PM (lKyWE)

387 I canceled my Netflix subscription this week.

They barely had any movies I wanted to see (especially a back catalogue of old movies).

There is a new Castlevania series that they are sponsoring. I watched about 5 minutes of the first episode. Of course now Dracula is an enlightened man of science who is holed up in his castle as a refuge from the ignorant Christian peasants who are being lied to by the local bishop.

Sometimes this is an OK story line (like in Fullmetal Alchemist where the priest is a little more cultish), but I don't have time for modern storylines where the former bad guy is secretly good. It's possible the plot develops and Dracula really is a deceiver, but I doubt the show has that waiting in the wings and I'm not giving it a chance.

Account deleted.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 21, 2017 04:06 PM (yqvys)

388 Sean should keep them well supplied with coffee, donuts, hotdogs

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:06 PM (9g/6M)

389 375 A bunch of people should show up with smartphones and GoPros and film the Reuters crew.
Posted by: Ian S
____________

Follow the bastards home and start taking pictures of their houses.

Posted by: Furious George at July 21, 2017 04:07 PM (j+dfT)

390 "Confederate" is an alternate-history show where the South won the Civil War and Slavery as an institution survives today.

This sounds like more progtard nonsense to birth that race war which they always seem to be pushing for.


Actually the progtards hate it, because slavery is triggering to black people. So this caused the producers to release a giant apology/explanation in which they say they're going to reveal on the show the slavery is run by Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 21, 2017 04:07 PM (3J/LN)

391 383 What kind of pizza he likes delivered?

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

He'd better not be ordering the Stem Cell Pizza with Ground Baby on it.

Those are all mine.

Posted by: John Podesta at July 21, 2017 04:07 PM (9TK8E)

392 Punxatawney Phil?





(Hey, I ran out of S-words so sue me.)

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2017 04:07 PM (wPiJc)

393 Hikaru, usually that's baldilocks' turf. over on East Africa especially, the Zanj was a serious thing. only Islamic Studies nerds and east Africans seem to care anymore

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 04:07 PM (tu5OU)

394 Next up: Soupy Sales!

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:49 PM (DQ4Fv)

That's a name you don't hear dropped very often.

*nostalgic childhood TV flashback*

Posted by: troyriser at July 21, 2017 04:07 PM (Fw5cQ)

395
354 Semi-serious question here. I don't believe I could stand outside the door of a private home with a camera. Maybe I can but that seems unlikely.
Why can the media do that?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 21, 2017 04:00 PM (hJrjt)









Because they're a bunch of worthless cocksuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 04:07 PM (veoSD)

396 Well, because it's German. Do you know who else was German?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (sTBcq)


Bridget Von Hammersmark ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 04:08 PM (uzJKG)

397 http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/07/21/delingpole-rip-
godfrey-elfwick-murdered-by-twitter-for-being-too-woke/

Twitter claims another scalp in hopes of appeasing the humorless spergs on the left...

Funny dude.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 21, 2017 04:08 PM (EgwCt)

398
Next up: Soupy Sales! Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2017 03:49 PM (DQ4Fv)

White Fang

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 04:08 PM (lKyWE)

399 Do I count?

Posted by: Psychiatric Psychology at July 21, 2017 04:09 PM (4AVeu)

400 It's possible the plot develops and Dracula really is a deceiver, but I doubt the show has that waiting in the wings and I'm not giving it a chance.

I'll be surprised if Drac is actually the good guy - even in the execrable Lords of Shadow games that wasn't the case. Gonna watch it this weekend and find out.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 21, 2017 04:09 PM (3J/LN)

401 then there was Texas, when the first time they elected a Republican he was an idiot.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 04:09 PM (tu5OU)

402 Secret Squirrel

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 04:09 PM (IqV8l)

403 Selena Steele?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 03:51 PM (5yg1M)

I like where your head is at.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 21, 2017 04:09 PM (3OIiX)

404 Robert Byrd switched to Republican at the ripe old age of 93.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 04:10 PM (JJev6)

405 Forgive me, but I have been off the internet all day. What exactly is the media hoping to gain by camping out outside Spicer's house?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (sTBcq)

---

They don't realize it, but it's an involuntary and well-timed OJ celebration. Sort of an anniversary get together of what they've become.

They're blind to it, of course, but everyone else sees it.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch "Loud House" They're Learning About Gay "Dads" at July 21, 2017 04:10 PM (JTMqu)

406

Slow motion perp walk, yet?

Posted by: Soothie at July 21, 2017 04:10 PM (qbQhu)

407 Sargeant Shriver

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:10 PM (9g/6M)

408 Well, because it's German. Do you know who else was German?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (sTBcq)


Kerry Von Erich ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 04:10 PM (uzJKG)

409
Seattle Seahawks

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 04:10 PM (lKyWE)

410 Woody Allen would be a hilarious press secretary.

Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (q177U)

411 Sargeant Shriver


*****


I don't believe he was ever actually in the military.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (wPiJc)

412
Anyone else surprised that Fake News doesnt Slow Motion Perp Walk the president all the time in their video footage?

Posted by: Soothie at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (qbQhu)

413 Well, because it's German. Do you know who else was German?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (sTBcq)



Well, it couldn'have been Adolph. He was Austrian.

Posted by: Barack the Linguist at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (lIZQs)

414 401 then there was Texas, when the first time they elected a Republican he was an idiot.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 04:09 PM (tu5OU)

Say what?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (JJev6)

415
389 375 A bunch of people should show up with smartphones and GoPros and film the Reuters crew.
Posted by: Ian S
____________

Follow the bastards home and start taking pictures of their houses.

Posted by: Furious George at July 21, 2017 04:07 PM (j+dfT)








THIS.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (veoSD)

416 >>Do you know who else was German?


Rin Tin Tin

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (beJsD)

417 If I was Sean I would hire a band to perform on the front yard.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (9g/6M)

418 388 Sean should keep them well supplied with coffee, donuts, hotdogs , norovirus

Posted by: Too Harsh? at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (4dz1m)

419 Sargeant Shriver




*****




I don't believe he was ever actually in the military.

Was he named after his dog?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 04:12 PM (qJhUV)

420 Seargent Slaughter

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 04:12 PM (beJsD)

421 Meanwhile.... Palestinians riot at Temple Mount, because they will finally have to go through Metal Detectors to go there, just like Christians and Jews have had to for years...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Historic Fencer... at July 21, 2017 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

422 Soupy Sales?

I'm sorry to say this but over half the stuff, really good stuff that he's been reported to say, he never said.

* sad trombone *

Like, 'If you see Kay'. (f u c k )

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 21, 2017 04:12 PM (EgwCt)

423
Next up: Soupy Sales!

That's a name you don't hear dropped very often.


My cable system has Jewish Life TV channel. They show old Soupy Sales shows.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 04:12 PM (IqV8l)

424 Sissy Spacek?
Stanley Spadowski?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 04:13 PM (5yg1M)

425 Spermicidal Sponge

Posted by: Sandra Sfluke at July 21, 2017 04:13 PM (lIZQs)

426 >>Woody Allen would be a hilarious press secretary.


"The Don wants what the Don wants..."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 04:13 PM (NOIQH)

427 I mean, first R after Reconstruction. Bill Clements. He was a gaffe machine.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 04:13 PM (tu5OU)

428 Follow the bastards home and start taking pictures of their houses.

Posted by: Furious George at July 21, 2017 04:07 PM (j+dfT)








THIS.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (veoSD

3rd. d

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 04:13 PM (v12G8)

429 405 Forgive me, but I have been off the internet all day. What exactly is the media hoping to gain by camping out outside Spicer's house?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (sTBcq)

---

They don't realize it, but it's an involuntary and well-timed OJ celebration. Sort of an anniversary get together of what they've become.

They're blind to it, of course, but everyone else sees it.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch "Loud House" They're Learning About Gay "Dads" at July 21, 2017 04:10 PM (JTMqu)

Its Occupy Spicer's Lawn....

Really the new protest movement...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Historic Fencer... at July 21, 2017 04:13 PM (NgKpN)

430 378 I just realized we've gone a full week without a muslim terrorist operation in the U.S. or Europe.

I wonder what's up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2017 04:04 PM (Mouru)


There was bomb blast in London today. Sorry to disappoint.

Posted by: Sean Spicer at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (mcI77)

431 388 Sean should keep them well supplied with coffee, donuts, hotdogs ,
...........

Have Chipotle cater the event.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (HgMAr)

432 Sy Sperling

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (beJsD)

433 I remember watching the Soupy Sales show as a kid

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (9g/6M)

434 Hot off Twitter: Louise Mensch says she has confirmation that Trump "may be looking at execution".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (3J/LN)

435 Well, because it's German. Do you know who else was German?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (sTBcq)


OK ... I got it.

Hans Gruber.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (uzJKG)

436
Steve sLargent

Posted by: Soothie at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (qbQhu)

437 "I'll be surprised if Drac is actually the good guy - even in the
execrable Lords of Shadow games that wasn't the case. Gonna watch it
this weekend and find out."

Let me know Ian S., but they were burning a person at the stake for studying science within the first 5 minutes.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (yqvys)

438 Its Occupy Spicer's Lawn....

Really the new protest movement...

****

Dare I say it? A grass roots movement?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (wPiJc)

439
429 405 Forgive me, but I have been off the internet all day. What exactly is the media hoping to gain by camping out outside Spicer's house?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:02 PM (sTBcq)

---

They don't realize it, but it's an involuntary and well-timed OJ celebration. Sort of an anniversary get together of what they've become.

They're blind to it, of course, but everyone else sees it.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch "Loud House" They're Learning About Gay "Dads" at July 21, 2017 04:10 PM (JTMqu)

Its Occupy Spicer's Lawn....

Really the new protest movement...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Historic Fencer... at July 21, 2017 04:13 PM (NgKpN)








Put the lawn sprinkler timer on random.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 04:15 PM (veoSD)

440
"The Don wants what the Don wants..."

He does Knotts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 04:15 PM (IqV8l)

441 Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 04:13 PM (tu5OU)

I shall now expand my knowledge of Texas. Off to google. Thanks.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 04:15 PM (JJev6)

442 >>Have Chipotle cater the event.

And maybe some Chick-fil-A. Make sure you get a shot of the Reuters folks eating hatechicken and hateshakes!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 04:15 PM (NOIQH)

443 Nicole Wallace on MSNBC says of Spicer's replacement:

"This is about Donald Trump wanting better-looking men spreading his message."

I'm not kidding.

http://tinyurl.com/ybc2m7tc

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 21, 2017 04:15 PM (398bZ)

444 Steve sLargent
Posted by: Soothie at July 21, 2017 04:14 PM (qbQhu)



Hold on. Flag on the comment

Posted by: The AoSHQ Ministry of Comment Compliance and Review at July 21, 2017 04:16 PM (Mouru)

445 Forgive me, but I have been off the internet all day. What exactly is the media hoping to gain by camping out outside Spicer's house? 



Warning to others. Classic intimidation technique.

Sort of a contemporary cross burning circa 2017.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 21, 2017 04:16 PM (EgwCt)

446 IllTemperedCur: "Put the lawn sprinkler timer on random."

I'd set mine on "Flood".

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2017 04:16 PM (H8S+R)

447 Do you know who else was German?


Rin Tin Tin
Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 04:11 PM (beJsD)


I heard he traded in his lederhosn for a kilt.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 21, 2017 04:16 PM (lIZQs)

448 Hot off Twitter: Louise Mensch says she has confirmation that [bTrump "may be looking at execution".





For who?



Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 04:16 PM (W4LFA)

449 SPICER'S KIDS ARE SHOOTING BOTTLE ROCKETS AT US!

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (qJhUV)

450 >>Forgive me, but I have been off the internet all day. What exactly is
the media hoping to gain by camping out outside Spicer's house?

Think they're trying to humiliate him by filming his unhappiness as well as get back at him for not being allowed to film the press briefings lately. Like, you cant stop us from filming you now, b*tch!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (NOIQH)

451 Lilli von Schtupp was German.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (Mouru)

452 Well, because it's German. Do you know who else was German?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (sTBcq)


Hansel and Gretel ?

For cryin' out loud ... would it kill ya' to drop a hint ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (uzJKG)

453 It was nice while it lasted but it's all over now, baby blue.

"Poll: 62% Now Say It's The Federal Government's Responsibility To Make Sure Everyone Has Health Coverage"

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (Nwg0u)

454 "Chris Wallace: 'There's a Game of Thrones Quality to This White House'"




There's a pedo perv quality to Chris Wallace

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (493sH)

455 449 SPICER'S KIDS ARE SHOOTING BOTTLE ROCKETS AT US!
Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (qJhUV)

---

*wipes screen*

I would so tune in for that.

Posted by: SMFH at July 21, 2017 04:18 PM (s5Kql)

456
Well, because it's German. Do you know who else was German? Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:03 PM (sTBcq)

LiliVon Shtupp

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 04:18 PM (lKyWE)

457 I know a little German...

https://youtu.be/iI5vrVmJO0Q

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 04:19 PM (IqV8l)

458 California College Chancellor Wants To Abolish Algebra Requirement, Calls It A 'Civil Rights Issue'

-Daily Caller

x + Marxism = College Education

Solve for x

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 04:19 PM (mcI77)

459 Does anyone know or have a link to what is going on in Minnesota..if anything? Can't find much i trust about the cop shooting the Aussie woman.

Posted by: Wtp at July 21, 2017 04:19 PM (WQfDg)

460 I mean, first R after Reconstruction. Bill Clements. He was a gaffe machine.



Yeah. He was such an idiot he won two different times.
79 - 83 & 87 - 91.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 04:19 PM (W4LFA)

461 Story on Drudge how kids sat by and mocked, joked on, and did nothing while a disabled man drowned. Why are K-12 educators held with such prestige?

This is the state of America versus generation Z which is the most conservative generation in 100 years.

I don't see how we make it through this divergence.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2017 04:20 PM (2qHjF)

462 Nicole Wallace on MSNBC says of Spicer's replacement:



"This is about Donald Trump wanting better-looking men spreading his message."



I'm not kidding.



http://tinyurl.com/ybc2m7tc

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 21, 2017 04:15 PM (398bZ)


Ah, yes. McCain's shitweasel who threw Sarah Palin under the bus. Nicole was better on The View.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 04:20 PM (PY9jH)

463 California College Chancellor Wants To Abolish Algebra Requirement, Calls It A 'Civil Rights Issue'

-Daily Caller

x + Marxism = College Education

Solve for x



X = Stoopid

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 04:20 PM (W4LFA)

464 Sergeant Stedanko

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2017 04:20 PM (RwwCT)

465 100% now say free stuff is good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 04:21 PM (IqV8l)

466 This Thread is starting to get a little gamey.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 04:21 PM (beJsD)

467 427 I mean, first R after Reconstruction. Bill Clements. He was a gaffe machine.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 04:13 PM (tu5OU)

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I only know because I looked it up, but that was apparently in '79, and the (D)s and (R)s flipped a few times afterwards.

How are those after flips supposed to work, anyway? Isn't that impossible?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch "Loud House" They're Learning About Gay "Dads" at July 21, 2017 04:21 PM (JTMqu)

468 "Think they're trying to humiliate him by filming his unhappiness as well as get back at him for not being allowed to film the press briefings lately. Like, you cant stop us from filming you now, b*tch!!"

MSM is a whole bunch of Bunny Boilers.
Not just Psycho Joe and Low IQ Mika.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 21, 2017 04:21 PM (+7/1f)

469 449 SPICER'S KIDS ARE SHOOTING BOTTLE ROCKETS AT US!
Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (qJhUV)

Shoot the lights.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at July 21, 2017 04:21 PM (RwwCT)

470 I wonder if Sean knows anyone in the Washington DC area with a white Ford Bronco?

Actually any white SUV would suffice.

Have a neighbor mention that Sean is fleeing the country from Trump's wrath.

Watch the insanity. Most of them probably would be oblivious to the narrative.

Posted by: Too Harsh? at July 21, 2017 04:21 PM (4dz1m)

471
This is about Donald Trump wanting better-looking men spreading his message."

So shes calling Sarah Huckabee Sanders a man

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 04:21 PM (lKyWE)

472 Okay I forgot about Clements. I was not yet in Texas but my memory was refreshed and I remember him supporting Rudy and also being married to a Bass.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (JJev6)

473 Stupendous Sugartits

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (JNTt1)

474 The Men's Warehouse guy, isn't he out of a job? He could be press secretary.

"You're gonna like the way you look."

Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (q177U)

475 Spicer should paint a big, bold, red "CNN" on a white soccer ball, go outside with his kids, and joyously kick the snot out of it. Maybe they'll get extra lucky and a mis-kick will strike the audience.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (H8S+R)

476 Spicer drinking with Vlad yet?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (7CM5W)

477 Spongebob Squarepants?
Screwy Squirrel?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (5yg1M)

478 Do you know who else was German?

Karl Marx. Those krauts, they're just givers.

Also Ferry Porsche...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (4hIeD)

479 466 This Thread is starting to get a little gamey.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 04:21 PM (beJsD)

---

I think now is when someone is supposed to demand scriptural references for every single thing everyone does before calling other people pharisees.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch "Loud House" They're Learning About Gay "Dads" at July 21, 2017 04:23 PM (JTMqu)

480 x + Marxism = College Education
Solve for x
Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 04:19 PM


Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'.

Posted by: Billy Preston at July 21, 2017 04:23 PM (ctuyM)

481 I wonder if Sean knows anyone in the Washington DC area with a white Ford Bronco?

Actually any white SUV would suffice.

Have a neighbor mention that Sean is fleeing the country from Trump's wrath.

Watch the insanity. Most of them probably would be oblivious to the narrative.
Posted by: Too Harsh?

A Zil limo with flags would be like the End of the World.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 04:23 PM (326rv)

482 475 Spicer should paint a big, bold, red "CNN" on a white soccer ball, go outside with his kids, and joyously kick the snot out of it. Maybe they'll get extra lucky and a mis-kick will strike the audience.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (H8S+R)

Now that would be epic. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 04:23 PM (7CM5W)

483
Nicole Wallace on MSNBC says of Spicer's replacement:


"This is about Donald Trump wanting better-looking men spreading his message."


Sounds like she wants to jump Scaramucci's bones.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 04:23 PM (qJhUV)

484 When did the SouthEast USA drop below the Tropic Of Cancer.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2017 04:23 PM (2qHjF)

485 They've now turned into insane stalkers, haven't they?

Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 04:24 PM (aT+Bx)

486 Scaramucci ended his first press conference by blowing a kiss to the media, who predictably went berserk over it. Sounds like he's going to do just fine.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 21, 2017 04:25 PM (3J/LN)

487 Silvia Saint

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2017 04:25 PM (2qHjF)

488 No Slow-News-Day Gorn ?

Sad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 21, 2017 04:25 PM (Mcvvl)

489 I can understand the medias hysterics... No president has ever had his Press Secretary resign... Not ever...

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 04:25 PM (O2RFr)

490 Do they have drones flying overhead and is his wife sunbathing?

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2017 04:25 PM (HgMAr)

491 Sounds like she wants to jump Scaramucci's bones.
______________________________

The Scaramucci Hoochie Coochie.

Posted by: Charro at July 21, 2017 04:25 PM (4AVeu)

492 466 This Thread is starting to get a little gamey.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 04:21 PM (beJsD)

you like vanilla or eucalyptus?




Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 04:26 PM (7CM5W)

493 They've now turned into insane stalkers, haven't they?
Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 04:24 PM (aT+Bx)

Yes, but at least with insane stalkers, you usually get to have lots of great sex prior to the stalking.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2017 04:26 PM (2qHjF)

494 489 - Except maybe George Snuffy

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:26 PM (9g/6M)

495
Sounds like she wants to jump Scaramucci's bones.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 04:23 PM (qJhUV)


He's not the one replacing Spicer Sarah Huckabee Sanders is

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 04:26 PM (lKyWE)

496 494 489 - Except maybe George Snuffy


I was being sarcastic...

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 04:27 PM (O2RFr)

497 >>
January 21st, 2017 was the first time a heterosexual sex act took place in the White House in 8 years.

Posted by: zombie

Are wookies hermaphrodites?

Posted by: Aviator at July 21, 2017 04:27 PM (/Nite)

498 Sounds like she wants to jump Scaramucci's bones.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 04:23 PM (qJhUV)




He's not the one replacing Spicer Sarah Huckabee Sanders is

Tell her, not me.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 04:28 PM (qJhUV)

499 >>>Yes, but at least with insane stalkers, you usually get to have lots of great sex prior to the stalking.

This is more like the "Nightstalker" type of stalker.

Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2017 04:28 PM (q177U)

500 Is this not doxing? Sending reporters to his door step is a threat to his family.

Posted by: Big V at July 21, 2017 04:28 PM (qnAGA)

501 474 The Men's Warehouse guy, isn't he out of a job? He could be press secretary.

"You're gonna like the way you look."
Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (q177U)

*****

I hate those guys. First big company to come out in favor of the 99%ers. And they sell suits!!! Idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 04:28 PM (0tfLf)

502 Silver Surfer?
....hmmm....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 04:28 PM (5yg1M)

503
This Thread is starting to get a little gamey.

Suffering succotash

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 21, 2017 04:28 PM (lKyWE)

504 500 Is this not doxing? Sending reporters to his door step is a threat to his family.
Posted by: Big V at July 21, 2017 04:28 PM (qnAGA)

No kidding. Thsi is bullshit. Fucking stalker thug MFr's.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 04:29 PM (7CM5W)

505 We believe the green shutters convey some sort of alt-right code.

And the presence of a fireplace indicates he is possibly burning bodies.

Perhaps bodies of babies that Donald Trump punched in the dick during the campaign.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at July 21, 2017 04:29 PM (4AVeu)

506 SPICER'S NEIGHBOR'S KIDS NOW ALSO FIRING BOTTLE ROCKETS AT US

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 04:29 PM (qJhUV)

507 F5 is getting quite a workout.

Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2017 04:29 PM (q177U)

508 Tried the link in the thread header but not getting it, only a blured person or thats what it looks like.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:30 PM (9g/6M)

509
So the left has gone from the equivalent of book burning by preventing opposing points of view on college campuses, to planting a flaming cross on Sean Spicer's lawn to teach that n***** a lesson.

One generation away, in the words of Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 21, 2017 04:30 PM (EgwCt)

510 And they sell suits!!!

_____________________________________

You are being very generous.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2017 04:30 PM (4AVeu)

511 34 year old editorial writer for the WSJ found dead last night. Got his Pulitzer writing about Obamacare.

This stuff is getting creepy.

Posted by: KT at July 21, 2017 04:30 PM (BVQ+1)

512 489 I can understand the medias hysterics... No president has ever had his Press Secretary resign... Not ever...
Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 04:25 PM (O2RFr)

For something besides wanting to spend more time with the family or illness not so much. This does give the perception of infighting so of course they are going to jump on it like Michael Moore on a Big Mac. It will pass in a couple of days.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 04:31 PM (JJev6)

513 How about a live feed from Chappaqua? There would be more action, what with the vodka bottles piling up on the doorstep.

Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2017 04:31 PM (jw2Xw)

514 Talk about the weather, kid yellow. Oh wait, thats Hearst.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2017 04:31 PM (HCnEB)

515 SPICER'S NEIGHBOR'S KIDS NOW ALSO FIRING BOTTLE ROCKETS AT US


Posted by: This...is CNN at July 21, 2017 04:29 PM (qJhUV)
.........

Sounds just like the time when I was in...

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 21, 2017 04:31 PM (HgMAr)

516 Is anyone actually watching this?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 04:32 PM (7CM5W)

517 For cryin' out loud ... would it kill ya' to drop a hint ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (uzJKG)
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Well, yes, actually, I'm afraid it might.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:32 PM (Rm1fq)

518 Is this not doxing? Sending reporters to his door step is a threat to his family.
--

No, not at all. It's totes cool.

However, if you do it to us, we'll slap a lawsuit on you. And have our friends in the PD send a trigger happy Muslim to take care of it, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: CNN is ISIS and Proud at July 21, 2017 04:32 PM (aT+Bx)

519 Is anyone actually watching this?

They should rope off the MFM, like Hillary did. I'd watch it then.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 04:32 PM (326rv)

520 Rice privately meets with Senate Intel on Russia probe

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 04:33 PM (mcI77)

521 513 How about a live feed from Chappaqua? There would be more action, what with the vodka bottles piling up on the doorstep.
Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2017 04:31 PM (jw2Xw)

****

Well at least there'd be plenty of bottles for all those bottle rockets.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 04:33 PM (0tfLf)

522 519 Is anyone actually watching this?

They should rope off the MFM, like Hillary did. I'd watch it then.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 04:32 PM (326rv)

herd them into a cage. Animals.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 21, 2017 04:33 PM (7CM5W)

523
481 I wonder if Sean knows anyone in the Washington DC area with a white Ford Bronco?

Actually any white SUV would suffice.

Have a neighbor mention that Sean is fleeing the country from Trump's wrath.

Watch the insanity. Most of them probably would be oblivious to the narrative.
Posted by: Too Harsh?

A Zil limo with flags would be like the End of the World.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 04:23 PM (326rv)







Not a Zil. Mercedes Benz 600, which Larry Correia has referred to as the "dictator dope ride".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 04:33 PM (veoSD)

524 Sham Shpade, Shweethaat

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2017 04:34 PM (4UrWm)

525 Rich Zeoli was talking about this on 1210am and I don't remember but take it George Stuffy was cut loose surprisingly

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:34 PM (9g/6M)

526 The Men's Warehouse guy, isn't he out of a job? He could be press secretary.

"You're gonna like the way you look."

Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2017 04:22 PM (q177U)



Fuck that POS with flaming a napalm soaked barbed wire wrapped baseball bat.

He was a major proponent of the "occupy" movement.

And now that M.W. bought out Jos.A.Banks, at least he's out on his ass as a result, and is no longer the President or C.E.O. of either operation.

Which is nice, 'cause we don't have to suffer through listening to his smug B.S. schtick puking forth from our speakers.

Good riddance, say I.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2017 04:34 PM (v5iqM)

527 517 For cryin' out loud ... would it kill ya' to drop a hint ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 04:17 PM (uzJKG)
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Well, yes, actually, I'm afraid it might.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:32 PM (Rm1fq)

*****

Ach so Fraulein Blaubell.
Your papers Pleze!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 04:34 PM (0tfLf)

528 Not crazy about this. If they're doing this it means they were really intimidated by him. He really hit a nerve.

Of course that doesn't mean Scaramucci can't be as good or better. Still, if you have an effective hammer, why cast it away to take a chance on something untested? Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 04:35 PM (xAvrH)

529 Posted by: KT at July 21, 2017 04:30 PM (BVQ+1)

Was he in favor of it or not?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 04:35 PM (iVOAv)

530 Spicer, after kicking around the CNN-Ball, could then unfurl giant, homemade scrolling paper posters saying, "Reuters talks like a fag, and its shit's all retarded." Then, to spike their audio feed, play AC/DC's "If you want blood, you got it!"

He could have an absolute field day trolling these pricks.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2017 04:35 PM (H8S+R)

531 Damn Jim.
Don't mince words. Tell us how you really feel.
Don't hold it in. Let it out.
Work with us.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 04:36 PM (0tfLf)

532 "Are wookies hermaphrodites?"

Given that the only person in the white house that a wookie could have had sex with was Valerie Jarrett, unnecessary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2017 04:37 PM (mnh4u)

533 Rice privately meets with Senate Intel on Russia probe

And Burr who's in charge says more or less that Nunes trumped up the leak story..... Saw it on Conservative Treehouse... Will try to find the link...

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 04:37 PM (O2RFr)

534 There was a press conference on the Noor shooting but nothing new as neither police employees are talking.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:37 PM (9g/6M)

535 I don't think the feed is live anymore. Just checked. Maybe they realized how stupid they are or they realized he's not home.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 21, 2017 04:39 PM (N3JsI)

536 487 Silvia Saint
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

She was one of the best

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 04:39 PM (FZYNt)

537 534 There was a press conference on the Noor shooting but nothing new as neither police employees are talking.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:37 PM (9g/6M)


I'm sure this makes the fiance feel much better.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 04:40 PM (mcI77)

538 And Burr who's in charge says more or less that Nunes trumped up the leak story..... Saw it on Conservative Treehouse... Will try to find the link...

It was a CNN story and it was taken out of context so disregard...

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 04:40 PM (O2RFr)

539 This more dull than the giraffe baby watch livefeed.

Posted by: no good deed at July 21, 2017 04:40 PM (hsb2w)

540 519
Is anyone actually watching this?



They should rope off the MFM, like Hillary did. I'd watch it then.

Posted by: Blue Hen


Only if they go full cowboy and start castrating.

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2017 04:40 PM (LAe3v)

541 533 Rice privately meets with Senate Intel on Russia probe

And Burr who's in charge says more or less that Nunes trumped up the leak story..... Saw it on Conservative Treehouse... Will try to find the link...

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 04:37 PM (O2RFr)

Ugh

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 04:41 PM (mcI77)

542
It was a CNN story and it was taken out of context so disregard...

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 04:40 PM (O2RFr)

Oh good.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 04:41 PM (mcI77)

543 487 Silvia Saint
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

She was one of the best

She saved a bundle on work clothes.

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2017 04:41 PM (4UrWm)

544 34 year old editorial writer for the WSJ found dead last night. Got his Pulitzer writing about Obamacare.

This stuff is getting creepy.

Posted by: KT at July 21, 2017 04:30 PM (BVQ+1)


Has he been cremated yet?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 04:41 PM (gwPgz)

545 January 21st, 2017 was the first time a heterosexual sex act took place in the White House in 8 years.

Posted by: zombie

---

From what I read Obama's millennial staff treated the place like a frat party. I doubt you'd want to shine one of those Ultraviolet lights around too many desks.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 21, 2017 04:42 PM (psH+N)

546 And Burr who's in charge says more or less that Nunes trumped up the leak story..... Saw it on Conservative Treehouse... Will try to find the link...

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 04:37 PM (O2RFr)

Ugh


It was taken out of context... So disregard

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 04:42 PM (O2RFr)

547 They should get the honey badger guy to narrate the feed.

Posted by: no good deed at July 21, 2017 04:42 PM (hsb2w)

548 Ok, back from the doc.....well, the NP actually.


What'd I miss?

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 04:42 PM (Enq6K)

549 There was a press conference on the Noor shooting but nothing new as neither police employees are talking.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:37 PM (9g/6M)

I'm sure this makes the fiance feel much better.


The driver was. he was the one floating the line about hearing a noise. So has he gone silent as well?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 04:42 PM (326rv)

550 This thread really is getting a bit niffy. Willow! Help us! You're our only hope.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:42 PM (sTBcq)

551 Niffy ?

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2017 04:44 PM (4UrWm)

552 The driver was. he was the one floating the line about hearing a noise. So has he gone silent as well?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 04:42 PM (326rv)

The blue line is a strong line.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 04:44 PM (mcI77)

553 FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 04:35 PM

He critiqued Obama's positions.

It's a wonder he won a Pulitzer. He lived in an unhealthy media culture. They haven't determined a cause of death yet as far as I can tell.

Posted by: KT at July 21, 2017 04:44 PM (BVQ+1)

554 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 04:35 PM (iVOAv)

Fen, for some reason I though of you

A family has the preacher over for dinner. Afterwards, they are washing the dishes and the wife says to her husband, "Dear, I think we're missing one of our silver spoons!"

The husband says "Hard to believe, but I think the preacher must have taken it!" They decide not to say anything to the preacher.

A year later, they have the preacher over for dinner again, and after dinner they say to the preacher, "When you came to dinner last year, we noticed afterwards we were missing a silver spoon. Do you have any idea how that could have happened?"

The preacher says,"Why yes, yes I do, I put that silver spoon in your Bible!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 04:44 PM (gwPgz)

555 From what I read Obama's millennial staff treated the place like a frat party. I doubt you'd want to shine one of those Ultraviolet lights around too many desks.

And yet, are Pajama Boys and Harfettes engaging in group minge-rubs and pickle ticklings really heterosexual? I submit they are not.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 04:44 PM (eXSOZ)

556 JT, it means smelly.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:44 PM (sTBcq)

557
550 This thread really is getting a bit niffy. Willow! Help us! You're our only hope.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:42 PM (sTBcq)







Teh Ewok is cheating on us with that slut Twitter again, isn't he.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 04:45 PM (veoSD)

558 The only thing that will come out of this Noor shooting is a wrongful death lawsuit for millions of dollars a few years down the road.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:45 PM (9g/6M)

559 "From what I read Obama's millennial staff treated the place like a frat party. I doubt you'd want to shine one of those Ultraviolet lights around too many desks."

Looks like a Jackson Pollock painting!

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 21, 2017 04:45 PM (+7/1f)

560 558 The only thing that will come out of this Noor shooting is a wrongful death lawsuit for millions of dollars a few years down the road.

true, sadly

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 04:45 PM (O2RFr)

561 I wish Spicer would have the nerve to walk out on his lawn in his Titey Whitey jockey briefs, nothing else, and then turn his back to the cameras and start pulling weeds.

That's the kind of thing I would do, but then I'm known to be kind of anti-social at times.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2017 04:45 PM (mnh4u)

562 Teh Ewok is cheating on us with that slut Twitter again, isn't he.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 04:45 PM (veoSD)
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Oh, is that what it is? I'm on vacation and I'm just waiting for happy hour.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:46 PM (sTBcq)

563 Teh Ewok is cheating on us with that slut Twitter again, isn't he.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

That's cause Twitter likes butt secs and lets you play with her sister too

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 04:46 PM (FZYNt)

564 The blue line is a strong line.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 04:44 PM (mcI77)


Not defending this, but once you have enough Somali muz in your community, any policeman starts to realize there are TWO sets of rules!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 04:46 PM (gwPgz)

565 The only thing that will come out of this Noor shooting is a wrongful death lawsuit for millions of dollars a few years down the road.
Posted by: Skip

Sadly, you're probably right. And Police will complain that support for them continues to diminish. This is one of the reasons why.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 04:46 PM (326rv)

566 387 I canceled my Netflix subscription this week.

They barely had any movies I wanted to see (especially a back catalogue of old movies).

There is a new Castlevania series that they are sponsoring. I watched about 5 minutes of the first episode. Of course now Dracula is an enlightened man of science who is holed up in his castle as a refuge from the ignorant Christian peasants who are being lied to by the local bishop.

Sometimes this is an OK story line (like in Fullmetal Alchemist where the priest is a little more cultish), but I don't have time for modern storylines where the former bad guy is secretly good. It's possible the plot develops and Dracula really is a deceiver, but I doubt the show has that waiting in the wings and I'm not giving it a chance.

Account deleted.
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 21, 2017 04:06 PM (yqvys)

It's fucking stupid, Drakula unleashes the creatures of the night on Humans because he is a man of Science, What? How can you have Evil Creatures and not good ones. They did have a priest bless holy water and it worked.
and it took a WOMAN to get Drakula to come of his castle.


DEVIL IS A PART TIMER did it much better were the Devil loses his powers and has to work at Mcdonalds.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2017 04:47 PM (dKiJG)

567 There is nothing on that page when I click on the link.

Posted by: Alana at July 21, 2017 04:47 PM (Fxtu/)

568 New post.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2017 04:47 PM (rp9xB)

569 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2017 04:47 PM (Ri/rl)

570 I have been watching the original Bad New Besrs, I am sure I saw this in a movie theater but haven't seen it in years.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2017 04:48 PM (9g/6M)

571 JT, it means smelly.

That's a new one on me.

Now I have to listen closely for the
enunciated T.

Niffy/ Nifty

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2017 04:48 PM (4UrWm)

572 checking it now - I see now have taken it down:

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/343202-reuters-takes-down-live-feed-on-spicer-home-after-blowback

Posted by: Alana at July 21, 2017 04:48 PM (Fxtu/)

573 564 The blue line is a strong line.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 04:44 PM (mcI77)

Not defending this, but once you have enough Somali muz in your community, any policeman starts to realize there are TWO sets of rules!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 04:46 PM (gwPgz)

There are two sets of rules. One for those in power, and one for those who aren't.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 04:48 PM (QkCBY)

574 Who let the dogs out?

Posted by: Elijah Churchman at July 21, 2017 04:49 PM (m9X4Y)

575 JT, it comes from my Brit SIL. We learn all kinds of good words from her.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 04:50 PM (sTBcq)

576 554 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 04:35 PM (iVOAv)

Fen, for some reason I though of you

A family has the preacher over for dinner. Afterwards, they are washing the dishes and the wife says to her husband, "Dear, I think we're missing one of our silver spoons!"

The husband says "Hard to believe, but I think the preacher must have taken it!" They decide not to say anything to the preacher.

A year later, they have the preacher over for dinner again, and after dinner they say to the preacher, "When you came to dinner last year, we noticed afterwards we were missing a silver spoon. Do you have any idea how that could have happened?"

The preacher says,"Why yes, yes I do, I put that silver spoon in your Bible!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 04:44 PM (gwPgz)



I prefer the version where its the guy with a really hot roommate and he has his mom over for dinner and she's sure they're sleeping together and they deny it. So she puts a plate under the pillow in the girl's bedroom.

Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2017 04:50 PM (z/Ubi)

577
North Korean economic growth higher than that of USA.

How did we get here? This is not my beautiful house. Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 21, 2017 04:52 PM (EgwCt)

578 Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2017 04:50 PM (z/Ubi)

I like it, but it's not Fen!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 04:58 PM (gwPgz)

579 >>Let me know Ian S., but they were burning a person at the stake for studying science within the first 5 minutes.

For a minute I thought this comment referred to the people on Spicer's yard.

Posted by: Aviator at July 21, 2017 05:05 PM (/Nite)

580 Jewells, I just clicked on your site, and I saw Child's Formal Bracelet, $10.65, shipping included. Brave browser. Does that help?

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2017 05:07 PM (sTBcq)

581 A sign of a Kushner faction power move. Do these guys (and girl), Kushner Scaramucci, think they can become friends with their mortal enemies the media? Scaramucci was a NeverTrumper before he was a Trumper. Like a lot of Manhattenites Anthony and Diedre Scaramucci are also close to the Democrat Party and it's machine. The Republican Party in New York State is there to be the enabler for the Democrat Party and it's leftist allies.

Posted by: Viator at July 21, 2017 05:31 PM (Ueq18)

582 "North Korean economic growth higher than that of USA."

Went from 300 million to 400 million ... 33% increase

US went from 15 trillion 16 trillion ... 7% increase

Posted by: Mudd at July 22, 2017 12:30 PM (WAzyc)

583 #200

No. Next press conference needs to JUST be Clint Eastwood' 'Emoty chair. On. Podium. No one else. Maybe a sign saying 'deposit lies here'

Posted by: Rdm at July 23, 2017 07:32 AM (DFtoc)

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