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Buck:
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Dumber and Dumberer
Sally Kohn: I wonder how delusional I can get? I know, how about this:
Straightforward from here:
— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) February 15, 2017
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. Constitutional crisis
3. Call special election
4. Ryan v Clinton
5. President Clinton
Allan Ishac: Hold my beer.
Straightforward from here:
— brian feldman (@bafeldman) February 15, 2017
1. 106 miles to Chicago
2. Full tank of gas
3. Half a pack of cigarettes
4. It’s dark
5. We’re wearing sunglasses
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2017 04:15 PM (zpYxD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 04:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2017 04:16 PM (zpYxD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 04:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at July 20, 2017 04:18 PM (Ftuf+)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 04:18 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2017 04:18 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Guy Who Says ARGH! At The Mention Of Hillary at July 20, 2017 04:18 PM (EATOD)
Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at July 20, 2017 04:18 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 04:18 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 20, 2017 04:18 PM (wGbBR)
AND IF YOU DON'T WE'LL POOP OUR PANTS AGAIN!
...the cycle continues.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 04:19 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
Poe's Law leaves me puzzled - this could be a really, really good troll. These days, ya can't tell.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 04:19 PM (fA1SL)
Suggest? Suggest?? The Constitution does not suggest Pence become the President, it states it unequivocally!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 20, 2017 04:19 PM (so+oy)
Are you talking about us?!?
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2017 04:19 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 04:18 PM (rmVvL)
It wouldn't surprise me if Obama has "jokingly" suggested that possibility.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (fKWf6)
Ah. Keep pushing that and we'd end up with President Ryan, and no election would be involved. But on the upside, all sides would loath him.
Its Queen Hillary, or bust!
Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (A5STV)
Posted by: rd at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (4dz1m)
You're actually making the case for the importance of Constructionist Constitution Reading, Sally
Because the problem with a living breathing Constitution is bitter, ends justify the means, wanna be totalitarians like ....YOU.... will choke it to death.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (dljSp)
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (LRfkc)
SERIOUSLY?!?!
Make eye appointment ASAP buddy!!!
Hillary, Gal Godot, Lynda Carter?
WHICH IF THESE DO NOT BELONG?!?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (2euXD)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Beatrice at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:21 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 04:18 PM (rmVvL)
It wouldn't surprise me if Obama has "jokingly" suggested that possibility.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2017 04:20 PM (fKWf6)
Didn't one of his Acolytes in the house propose an amendment every year to remove term limits JUST so Barack the Sun King could be God-Emperor for Life?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 04:21 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2017 04:21 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:21 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Ben Franklin at July 20, 2017 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Steve Martin at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (4+E7R)
Posted by: Soothie at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (xUcs1)
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (sQ1li)
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (TTp7P)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Kool-Aid's Legal Team at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (GuzcK)
Allan Ishac is the writer/creator of the two-time Telly Award-winning Hard Hat Harry children's TV video series with more than 2 million copies in distribution by Good Times Entertainment.
Allan Ishac - IMDb
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Penfold at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (CMbMd)
1. TRUMP THROWS US IN THE CAMPS!
2. TRUMP THROWS US IN THE CAMPS!
3. TRUMP THROWS US IN THE CAMPS!
4. TRUMP THROWS US IN THE CAMPS!
5. TRUMP THROWS US IN THE CAMPS!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (zSVEm)
You have a choice. Vote for Trump or this Insane Clown Posse's assclown du jour.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (dljSp)
Posted by: bored383 at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (70HTk)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:21 PM (zSVEm)
----
Just in time too.
When we veer off into WHAM discography, the thread is dead.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (8XRCm)
Being a moron actually works for her.
Posted by: Steve Martin at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (4+E7R)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (3OIiX)
1. Impeach Trump.
2. ????
3. ????
4. ????
5. ????
6. ????
7. ????
8. ????
9, ????
10. ????
11. ????
12. ????
13. ????
14. President Hillary!!!!!!
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Pancake at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (LPFcl)
In technical jargon, inside the beltway, secret code words, this type of thing is called a 'trial balloon'.
Throw it out there and see if it catches fire.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (m9X4Y)
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. Constitutional crisis
3. Call special election
4. Ryan v Clinton
5. President Clinton
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Locke Common at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (X5Vvl)
Posted by: The Gorilla at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (Mouru)
1) Repeal Obamacare.
2) Assign significant portion of budget to re-establishing large scale in-patient mental health care.
3) Peace and quiet during national bankruptcy.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (wB8Tg)
5. TRUMP THROWS US IN THE CAMPS!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn
To be fair, the Trump camps will be much nicer than Hilarys
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (s/EUv)
It just started on AMC, and never saw the very beginning.
Ooops! It just took six minutes to start being stupid, when someone called the wheelchair guy "meals on wheels".
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (8iiMU)
Didn't one of his Acolytes in the house propose an amendment every year to remove term limits JUST so Barack the Sun King could be God-Emperor for Life?
They did the same for Bill.
Posted by: rd at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (OdK9v)
Heh I learned the order order secession in the 4th of fifth grade.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (zZWkn)
Russian Illusion.
Posted by: Soothie at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (xUcs1)
Yeah, it's like Ishac has managed to cram every single progressive post-election delusion into one article. Good show.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (WIgTw)
First get a million dollars.
Posted by: Steve Martin
I'm working on my second million dollars.
I completely missed my first million.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Pancake at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (LPFcl)
-The LGBT movement hates Christianity.
-Islam hates Christianity.
-Ergo : SUPER BEST FRIENDS!
That's all the thought they put into it.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (TTp7P)
Don't know, but chaos and drawing of battle lines, absolutely.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (72PAC)
Nope.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:26 PM (LRfkc)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (8XRCm)
Dammit, fixerupper, I just got here!
(grumbles and walks off)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:26 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 04:26 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 04:26 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (Mouru)
They *think* they're the ones "flying the plane" in that absurd New Yorker cartoon.
They're actually the mold in the air conditioning ducts.
Posted by: Dunning-Kruger Airlines at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (+INtM)
Sounds like a typical day at the NYT
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (3OIiX)
Funny thing about that. I guess October had a better ring to it than November when it actually took place.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (TTp7P)
...by the voters.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Pancake at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (LPFcl)
And now you know.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (LRfkc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (fA1SL)
I've read it for years because I love, love, love celebrity gossip.
But, they've gone too far over the past couple of years with the gun control editorials and now the feverish anti-Trump covers. After eight years of fawning over the Obamas, I came home today to a cover of "The Trump Family: Secrets and Lies"
I promptly wrote them a scathing letter and cancelled. Sick of this shit.
Also, fuck all these impeachment idiots.
I'm in a mood today.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (/o9Qk)
But the author of the article hasn't read it, nor does he understand it. The popular vote doesn't count for mush. Impeaching Trump doesn't mean you get to hand the Presidency to the runner-up. It's in the Constitution dummy, you know, the thing you seem to argue is important, except when it's not?
I especially love this part:
We now know the election was rigged in favor of Donald Trump. We do? What evidence ... ah forget it. Feelings, nothing more than, feeeeeeelings.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Pancake at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (LPFcl)
Pheromones.
Posted by: Clement at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (Q0dwZ)
1. Impeach Trump
2. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1
3. Man is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self
4. 1 of God is only 1/4 of God
5. President Clinton
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Hope they try it in 2017.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (3OIiX)
Funny thing about that. I guess October had a better ring to it than November when it actually took place.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (TTp7P)
Hey! Good point, I never thought about that.
That is weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (3OIiX)
2. ????
3. ????
4. ????
5. ????
6. ????
7. ????
8. ????
9, ????
10. ????
11. ????
12. ????
13. ????
14. President Hillary!!!!!!
Should there be PROFIT!!!! in there somewhere?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (OmhcY)
The Case For Making Hillary Clinton President
1. Buy ruby slippers
2.Put them on
3.Click heels together three times
4.Wish Jeb Bush had won the republican nomination
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (lKyWE)
Yep. We covered the delusions in an earlier thread today...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (MINbv)
What constitutional crisis? Ryan assumes the orafice. done.
Special election? Where the fuck is that? Who says?
Ryan v clintoon?
What is to say that the same folks who voted for Trump to keep Hellary out wouldn't vote for Ryan?
I know, I'm fisking the duncities of a dunce. Not worth it.
Likewise with the newest version of an old disease.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (LRfkc)
-The LGBT movement hates Christianity.
-Islam hates Christianity.
-Ergo : SUPER BEST FRIENDS!
That's all the thought they put into it.
Posted by: Hikaru
We should flood her feeds with pretty pictures from rooftops
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (3OIiX)
Funny thing about that. I guess October had a better ring to it than November when it actually took place.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (TTp7P)
The Russians used the Julian Calendar, which is approx. 2 weeks behind the Gregorian Calendar.
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (2euXD)
Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2017 04:28 PM (OmhcY)
The phuck?
I think Tim Kaine should be President and Paul Ryan should be Vice-President. If circumstances require a temporary, acting President, John McCain can fill in for awhile.
Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (OmhcY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (xAvrH)
Grow up.
Guess what, buddy?
You won't like the new rules, and you certainly won't like what comes after you illegally ousting Trump from office.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (NOIQH)
They'll be classy. Big, beautiful camps with faux gold everywhere. Believe me, they'll be the best camps.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: josephistan
Is that like a metric calendar?
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Under Fire
When your enemy is making a mistake, stand back and don't stop them.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (qJhUV)
And liberals actually believe shit like that.
That's why they're liberals.
Posted by: jwest at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: rd at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (4dz1m)
The "wildly popular" Slick who never received 50% of the popular vote? Nor did his wife.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (y7DUB)
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. Constitutional crisis
3. Call special election
4. Ryan v Clinton
5. President Clinton
6. Time to Refresh the Liberty Tree
7. Sally, meet lamppost. Lamppost, meet Sally.
They always overlook what comes after No. 5
Posted by: Keith at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:23 PM (3OIiX)
Funny thing about that. I guess October had a better ring to it than November when it actually took place.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (TTp7P)
The Russians used the Julian Calendar, which is approx. 2 weeks behind the Gregorian Calendar.
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (7HtZB)
Ah, calendar conflicts. That explains things. But not the whole backwards 'R' thing. What's that all about...?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Steve Martin at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (4+E7R)
I'm working on my second million now. I gave up on the first.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (br2jI)
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Ive got one of those.... but all I used it for is to strain pasta.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
The response is, I kid you not "its evil to act like these suicides are Islam killing people"
I am not making this up. They think those are pictures of people committing suicide used by the evil right wing to smear Islam because of racism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)
Yep. Including Drudge, who is dead to me now.
Never, ever in a million years thought I'd say that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (s/EUv)
1. Impeach Trump
2. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1
3. Man is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self
4. 1 of God is only 1/4 of God
5. President Clinton
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 20, 2017 04:27 PM (oZ6kz)
This is really good. Somebody put this in comments wherever the Kohn person is?
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (LRfkc)
Hillary spent OVER a BILLION DOLLARS on her campaign, THREE times what Trump spent.
AND SHE STILL LOST.
Posted by: Ralph at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (aSKOz)
I think Tim Kaine should be President and Paul
Ryan should be Vice-President. If circumstances require a temporary,
acting President, John McCain can fill in for awhile.
Posted by: RioBravo
Heh. I thought Mary Cloggenstein was socking you
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)
I just spent two weeks with one. Actually it was only four days but it felt like two weeks. I could tear a couple dozen pages out of the 'official' Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders and highlight the ever living hell out of the issues I think this Hillary supporter has that I spent time with.
Or you could just take my word for it. They're troubled. Seriously troubled.
Also, take my word for it, they're dangerous. As in, taking positions of power and using that power to nefarious ends.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (EgwCt)
Actually it has to do with the Gregorian calendar. I think they didn't go by it at the time or something like that.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (TTp7P)
It's been tried. LGBTs on Twitter always reply that you're sending them pictures of suicides, and the outstretched arms of the Muslims are gentle souls trying to save them but not having long enough arms.
I am completely serious about this.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (3J/LN)
They'll be classy. Big, beautiful camps with faux gold everywhere. Believe me, they'll be the best camps.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (gIRsn)
Big? No, they'll be bigly. That's bigger than big.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (Enq6K)
Whaddya mean? We'll be the ones making the rules!
/leftists everywhere just before the Revolution bites them in the a**
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (MINbv)
No no, you're thinking of a circular tube with the ends sealed off. That's a calendar.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (GuzcK)
Posted by: Cicero
------------
Let's not forget Rachel Maddow's on-air assertion that "There is no such thing as the Preamble to the Constitution"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (OdK9v)
1. Hire Native American Shaman
2. Complete 24 Hrs of Chanting and Moving Rhythmically to Drumbeat
3. Inject Heroin Directly Into Eyeball
4. Now The Other Eyeball
5. President Clinton
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (GzDYP)
BUT THEY WILL NOT HAVE TWITTER AND I WOULD RATHER BE DEAD!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (2euXD)
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (9TU00)
Bicycle, not motorcycle.
As long as we're suggesting a women to replace the "Orange Accident"
I wanna young Kate Upton
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (8ikIW)
Really? How f'n young are you? She's plenty young enough.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (W4LFA)
Dude, if we're on the same boat, we might need to stop them bailing water *into* the boat.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (rmVvL)
you're sending them pictures of suicides, and the outstretched arms of
the Muslims are gentle souls trying to save them but not having long
enough arms.
I am completely serious about this.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (3J/LN)
I've never seen pictures of suicides with the hands tied behind their backs.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: josephistan
Is that like a metric calendar?
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (8ikIW)
The Julian Calendar was the standard calendar used by the West until the reforms of Pope Gregory XIII. Russia used it until the Bolsheviks took over.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_calendar
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (7HtZB)
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. Swear in Presnit Ryan. Unfortunately not Jack Ryan.
Posted by: Immolate at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (a1oE7)
Nice, he says, how much?
A million dollars the street guy says
You sell very many at that price?
Only takes one.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (9TU00)
The script writers on "Madam Secretary" could make it work.
"I'm working on it! Still working on the snappy patter Hillary has with her team as they walk through the West Wing to pick out offices..."
-- Aaron Sorkin
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 04:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (4+E7R)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (MINbv)
Never, ever in a million years thought I'd say that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (s/EUv)
Was it the sequined capes?
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (GuzcK)
And liberals actually believe shit like that.
That's why they're liberals.
Posted by: jwest at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (Zs4uk)
My lib acquaintances used to faithfully watch The West Wing as a fantasy of a Clenis presidency minus that bothersome sexual predator personna.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (KP5rU)
And why does he advocate it (aside from his ignorance and insanity)?
Because Hillary is "the destined one"...
Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (Mcvvl)
Yep. Including Drudge, who is dead to me now.
Never, ever in a million years thought I'd say that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 201
Followed Drudge for years. He has gone increasingly tabloid. Now opportunism seems to be the rule for the site.
I guess I got into a space where I equated Drudge with Conservative, and I should have known better.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (zSVEm)
Almost an INFINITE improvement turning to the channel showing the original 1977 "The Hills Have Eyes". They just got stuck in the desert...lol....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (8iiMU)
She's blown the curve, hasn't she/it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: simplemind at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (pDpev)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (uzJKG)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (2euXD)
It's been tried. LGBTs on Twitter always reply that you're sending them pictures of suicides, and the outstretched arms of the Muslims are gentle souls trying to save them but not having long enough arms.
I am completely serious about this.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (3J/LN)
I don't intend to besmirch you but is this true?
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (LRfkc)
Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (OmhcY)
Or is stupid like oil? You think you got Peak Stupid and stupid exploration teams find more stupid in the Gulf of Mexico?
Posted by: Fake at July 20, 2017 04:34 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Mike at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (HTJUH)
Newd Nood
Gone Nood \Stomped Nod
One Newd
WHO THE HELL IS RUNNING THIS CHICKENSHIT OUTFIT ANYWAY?!?!?!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (eSx+E)
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. Swear in Presnit Ryan. Unfortunately not Jack Ryan.
Posted by: Immolate
Nope.
1. Impeach Trump
2. Pence is President
3. House votes in new VP; say Gen Matthis
4. Impeach Pence
5. Gen Matthis is President
6. House vote in new VP; say Sarah Palin
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (9TU00)
I'll just leave it at that and be back later.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (HX6z6)
NYU JD Sally Kohn. NYU must be ... so proud.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (jhqr1)
According to LA law enforcement, the Linkin Park frontman hanged himself at a private residence in Palos Verdes Estates
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (e8kgV)
Hillary spent OVER a BILLION DOLLARS on her campaign, THREE times what Trump spent.
AND SHE STILL LOST.
Posted by: Ralph
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Then, the mini redux -- Ossoff
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (OdK9v)
He's issuing statements from his hospital bed at Mayo-Arizona, complaining about Trump's Syria strategy. Apparently McVain is seriously pissed off that not enough war is happening there.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ylUqT)
They, the left, really don't know how close we came to Hillary and a civil war over the things I mentioned. Did they MISS the gun sales during Obama? Did they miss Scalia's retort on Gay Marriage being 11 unelected judges making law?
Trump saved this nation simply with Gorsuch. The 70% loss of illegal immigration is just a bonus.
Posted by: SmileyNh at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (eq2/x)
Why?
Because he cheated his way to where he got!
Exactly how Hillary cheated her way to the Dem nomination
.........
Hello?
........You die first, kulak.
Posted by: Profiles in delusional thinking at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (326rv)
PHRASING!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (2euXD)
Deliberate
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (z79tQ)
You want helium? I got helium. Come and get it, tough guy.
Posted by: The Sun at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (Mouru)
1) Impeach Everyone
2) Build Giant Planet Laser
3) Blackmail Jupiter
4) Free Helium
5) Everyone sounds like Jennifer Tilly
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (2euXD)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (zZWkn)
I guess I got into a space where I equated Drudge with Conservative, and I should have known better.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (zSVEm)
Same here.
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (EgOr3)
It is absolutely true, but only for the most self-deluded, stupid, or Muslim twitter feeds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)
tyranny, terror, death and war. (Yes I said war twice, no I don't like
it, we just do it a lot.)
May well get that if Mueller and his team of partisan lawyers use something ridiculous to try to impeach Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (NOIQH)
Didn't one of his Acolytes in the house propose
an amendment every year to remove term limits JUST so Barack the Sun
King could be God-Emperor for Life?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 04:21 PM (CMbMd)
Yup.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (fKWf6)
How many new nodes are there?
with a time machine, you can have as many as you want; to infinity and beyond.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (LRfkc)"I wish I could take credit for the verbiage, but I'm just taking snippets from Timecube, the original internet home of holy-shit-what-am-I-reading insanity.Still makes more sense than Sally's twitter feed, though.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)
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Ive got one of those.... but all I used it for is to strain pasta.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
Hey, we used that on the boat.... shit, was I in the Russian Navy the whole fucking time?!!?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (br2jI)
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Ive got one of those.... but all I used it for is to strain pasta.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
You can also make them skinny little French fries with it.
Posted by: all doubt removed at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (lWwSu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 20, 2017 04:37 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2017 04:37 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:37 PM (3OIiX)
Do these fuckwits not understand that what is left of the Constitution is all that keeps the bullets from flying? Ignore "what the constitution would suggest" by installing Hillary Clinton as dictator and Cold Civil War II becomes considerably warmer.....See Kurt Schlicter's novels for details.
Posted by: DanInMN at July 20, 2017 04:37 PM (h5ffp)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:37 PM (2euXD)
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/delusional-disorder
Can anyone read the above systems and say the left is not mentally ill?
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:37 PM (aT+Bx)
Duh.
Breitbart never read the posts. Breitbart was murdered by Putin because that is what he does to journalists. That puts Bannon in charge, and Don Jr. met with a Russian lawyer, and my sources say that there has been a waiver on the chemicals for lethal injection.
And then no NOOD.
Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (GuzcK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (Lqy/e)
Did you get to the part where the super-fit blue smurf cats run around topless?
That's the only cartoon I've ever saved a screen grab of.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Old Hag Hillary at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (4+E7R)
Followed Drudge for years. He has gone increasingly tabloid. Now opportunism seems to be the rule for the site.
I guess I got into a space where I equated Drudge with Conservative, and I should have known better.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:33 PM (zSVEm)
Same here.
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (EgOr3)
Me three.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2017 04:22 PM (8ikIW)
Well, she has to be 35 to be President
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (9TU00)
It is absolutely true, but only for the most self-deluded, stupid, or Muslim twitter feeds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)
Oh, o.k.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (LRfkc)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (xQfPr)
Think of how or current public schools and colleges are run.
Think they've taught civics, let alone *accurate*, non-Lefty civics recently?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (NOIQH)
Impeach Trump? Really HOW?!?!? You MIGHT win 2 senate seats making it a tie. IF you defend every one of your vulnerable seats. They don't live in reality.
In 2016, Democrats defended 10 seats, while Republicans defended 24 seats. 2 seat Dem gain.
2018: Democrats are expected to have 23 seats up for election along with 2 independents who caucus with them. Republicans are expected to have 8 seats up for election.
Here's your odds 13 vulnerable Democrats and 2 Republicans. I hate to burst your bubble. Your best case is a tie.
6 safe Republicans: Wicker, Fischer, Corker, Cruz, Hatch, Barrasso
2 possibly vulnerable Republicans: Flake, Heller
12 safe Democrats (including 2 Dem-caucusing I's): Feinstein, Murphy, Carper, Hirono, King, Cardin, Warren, Klobuchar, Gillibrand, Whitehouse, Sanders, Cantwell
3 currently safe Democrats who could become vulnerable if circumstances change: Stabenow, Heinrich, Menendez
7 possibly vulnerable Democrats: Nelson, Donnelly, McCaskill, Heitkamp, Casey, Kaine, Baldwin
3 very vulnerable Democrats: Tester, Brown, Manchin
Posted by: SmileyNh at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (eq2/x)
2) Have massive temper tantrum
3) Have extended massive temper tantrum
4) Have multi-generational temper tantrum
5) Suddenly snap out of it when the power goes off and realize everyone else has developed FTL and moved out into the rest of the universe while you were having a temper tantrum.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (wB8Tg)
Can anyone read the above systems and say the left is not mentally ill?
I was told there wold be no psychiatric diagnosis in the thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: klaftern at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Waiting for Democratz to finish digging at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (EATOD)
Online betting sites are giving Trump less than 1:1 odds to finish his first term. Do you trust markets (bookmakers) or pollsters?
Posted by: tommyvee at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (gC1vu)
Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (OmhcY)
A: Because that's who I wanted to win.
Ta-da!
P.S. I want the last piece of cake too.
Posted by: Profiles in delusional thinking at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (326rv)
The Spanish Civil War 1of 6: Prelude to Tragedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDlmfOy0tq0&list=PLbVq5dqn0TJNgdyEgueJT-x-q7iYJR3ml
Told from a leftist perspective, but very apposite here today.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn
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And he'll make the Democrats pay for them!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (QGoUX)
I mean, she's no Kate Upton but she's clearly crazy and I'm a little curious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:31 PM (LRfkc)"I wish I could take credit for the verbiage, but I'm just taking snippets from Timecube, the original internet home of holy-shit-what-am-I-reading insanity.Still makes more sense than Sally's twitter feed, though.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Whoa. What a buncha crazy's over there.
"Thanks."
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (LRfkc)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (TTp7P)
Helicopters would be the fastest way to show them what they need to see.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (fA1SL)
It's in the Preamble to the Good N Plenty Clause.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (Mouru)
His family needs to keep microphones away from McCain until he's better, or just forever. Seriously, the man is doing himself no good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (m9X4Y)
2. Hire Russian hookers to pee on Trump and Pence
3. Film Russian hookers peeing on Trump and Pence
4. Sell Film of Russian hookers peeing on Trump and Pence to TMZ
5. Trump and Pence destroyed
6. Come back to present
7. Hillary is President!
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (WVeiZ)
for the double crime of being Jewish and gay? How can Kohn overlook
this? I truly do not understand the gay lefts love affair with militant
Islam. How self destructive and self loathing do you have to be?"
So, is this your first introduction to the world of self-hating jews? It's hard to explain or understand, think of it as a cultural stockholm syndrome that affects a disturbingly large number of the cultural (but not religious) jews.
The other way to look at it is that the ones who do this are a bunch of George Costanza's, so desperate to be liked by everyone that they'll sell out everything their families once held dear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (mnh4u)
These are the same people who were bragging to the world about our peaceful transition of power in 2009.
They were bragging about it in 2016 when they were sure Clinton's election was a shoo-in and Trump was being vague about accepting the results
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE)
And the one thing we've learned, it's that polls are very accurate.
Posted by: jwest at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 20, 2017 04:36 PM (zZWkn)
It won't ... it'll be Pence/Ryan. A much more palatable situation inside the Beltway.
But throwing Hillz out there keeps up the Progs spirits - and that's the name of the game right now. The bait, if you will. The switch will be the DNC selling the base on settling for ousting Trump.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (uzJKG)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm)
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
Okay. You and your Vichy GOP collaborators could certainly do this.
2. Constitutional crisis
Huh?
3. Call special election
So ... we're just throwing the whole Constitution out? We don't have special elections. You must think you're in Britain .. or Venezuela.
4. Ryan v Clinton
Where did that come from? Oh ... jello-wrestling. No thanks.
5. President Clinton
You can call her "Empress" if you really want ... and we know you really want to.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (rZ+mb)
She looks reasonably pretty but I get the feeling she'd be easily distracted or yell strange things like a tourettes victim that would be very offputting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: sinalco at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:29 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, I think I'll just give it up.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 20, 2017 04:42 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 04:42 PM (jhqr1)
Twitter took away Milo's blue check because he was replaced by an impostor. Probably an alien robot, possibly a golem infused with a soul.
Not my position, theirs to defend.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2017 04:42 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: klaftern at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (RuIsu)
Yes, you missed that. Duh.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:42 PM (LRfkc)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (xQfPr)
Well, when you have a solid plan to apportion land, resources, debt, and nukes, get back to us.
Oh, you might also want to account for the next generation and the one after that as well, because these people didn't all come from the magic angry liberal tree.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:42 PM (wB8Tg)
"Build the dang wall!!!"
"Build the dang wall!!!"
"Build the dang wall!!!"
Poor Mav is so confused up he doesn't even know it's not an election year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:42 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:42 PM (TTp7P)
I have prayed every year for the past 21 years that my boys would never be called to battle, but if they were called, that they would answer bravely for a just cause and return to me safely.
I think I might have to add, "and please, God, not against our own countrymen."
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (vLoLa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (gIRsn)
No, dammit. Now you tell me!I'm not going back.
The family's dog just got whacked and they started a campfire in "The Hills Have Eyes"....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm)
What's wrong with Drudge?
THey all just take most of their stories from Drudge, anyway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (rZ+mb)
"It worked for me!"
-Little Georgie Soros
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tommyvee at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (gC1vu)
It's gonna be an early night.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (LRfkc)
--
I was told there wold be no psychiatric diagnosis in the thread.
--
There would be no official psychiatric diagnosis made, since it's before 5pm eastern, and the doctor is still seeing patients.
However, when he arrives, I'm sure he'll proclaim that indeed there is a mass break out of delusional disorder, which was formerly called paranoid disorer, among the left. Unfortunately there is no cure, so we'll have to send them to live in Canada in hippie communes for the rest of their lives.
/not sure if Canada has hippie communes, but there's a lot of empty space there, I'm sure we can work something out with Prime Minister Justine.
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (aT+Bx)
I mean, she's no Kate Upton but she's clearly crazy and I'm a little curious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (3OIiX)
She looks like Emma Watson after a hard 25 years. Yeah, I'd probably still bang her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (fKWf6)
2. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1
3. Man is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self
4. 1 of God is only 1/4 of God
5. President Clinton
We've been educated stupid on the Constitution, you see.
I love Timecube.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (eXSOZ)
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Ive got one of those.... but all I used it for is to strain pasta.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
OTOH, you can wear it on your face during the Burning Times.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm)
Lucianne
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (TTp7P)
Online betting sites are giving Trump less than 1:1 odds to finish his first term. Do you trust markets (bookmakers) or pollsters?
Posted by: tommyvee at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (gC1vu)
Well, who did these bookies bet on to win the 2016 election?
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (zSVEm)
Well, she has to be 35 to be President
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:38 PM (9TU00)
Her boobs are both 25 years old and together that adds up to 50
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (O2RFr)
His family needs to keep microphones away from McCain until he's
better, or just forever. Seriously, the man is doing himself no good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+)
It's the toomah
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (EgOr3)
Levin said that there is really no such thing as a community organizer - they are all agitators.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (oiNtH)
2. Hire Russian hookers to pee on Trump and Pence
3. Film Russian hookers peeing on Trump and Pence
4. Sell Film of Russian hookers peeing on Trump and Pence to TMZ
5. Trump and Pence destroyed
6. Come back to present
7. Hillary is President!
Posted by: tu3031
you go get the Delorean, I'll get some booster cables
Posted by: Sally Kohn at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (psH+N)
Does the "vee" stand for Vaginitis?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 04:42 PM (jhqr1)
Dude, show some respect. The guy banged Heather Locklear & Pamela Anderson.
Wait, that says "Vee." Never mind.
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (MINbv)
He was here yesterday too. The nood killer, not OJ.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (qJhUV)
70's hot daughter: "We're up shit creek without a paddle."
Mother: "You never used language like that until you moved to New York City."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2017 04:45 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (lKyWE)
*checks pocket Constitution*
Yep. That works.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:45 PM (Mouru)
Come along peacefully now.
And no wire hangers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 04:45 PM (hcyUh)
I'm sure he really does want Hillary in place of Trump, but this is just mental masturbation he's floating as a joke...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 04:45 PM (NOIQH)
Not going to lie, I felt bad for the author of this piece. What shame he once had must be long gone
Posted by: Danny Donkey at July 20, 2017 04:45 PM (07+bJ)
Posted by: Marty and Doc at July 20, 2017 04:46 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at July 20, 2017 04:46 PM (4+E7R)
I've got a plan - we keep our half of the nukes, and we fire their half of the nukes into California. And then they and the horse riding Gorillas can keep all the radioactive shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2017 04:46 PM (mnh4u)
Posted by: tommyvee at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (gC1vu)
--
You know, PDT seems like a determined alpha male. My Dad was a determined alpha male.
And when you say to an alpha male they CANNOT do something, they will move heaven and earth to do so, because one of their strongest attributes is their sheer stubbornness.
So... by saying "you're going down Trump," it's really doing nothing but motivating him.
/also stupid article above says Trump will resign by July 15. That's five days ago.
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:46 PM (aT+Bx)
That's how the Constitution would have been written had the founders not been racist slave-holder misogynist homophobes.
Posted by: jwest at July 20, 2017 04:46 PM (Zs4uk)
Not my position, theirs to defend.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2017 04:42 PM (rnAwa)
#GolemLivesMatter
Posted by: The Clay Hat at July 20, 2017 04:46 PM (vBeA5)
Hard to believe a functioning human could be quite THAT dumb.
Posted by: deadrody at July 20, 2017 04:47 PM (FvbGP)
Posted by: Buffalobob at July 20, 2017 04:47 PM (Yp+Qr)
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:46 PM (aT+Bx)
Not in the Russian calendar!
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 04:47 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Zombie Joan Crawford at July 20, 2017 04:47 PM (SGFoV)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ylUqT)
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Here's the thing. You're very sick. It's admitted to be in your f*cking brain. Most people are being decent and not going on the attack because f*ck cancer and you have a family.
Destroy that goodwill by being horrible, and your family and handlers allowing you to be horrible, and things become uglier than anyone can imagine right now.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 04:47 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 04:47 PM (eXSOZ)
She also has a JD from NYU. Every Moron who knows a NYU JD needs to email this twit's tweet to said JD ASAP.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm)
Timecube.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (LRfkc)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (x/Lj2)
Posted by: Al Franken at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (GuzcK)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (lMsBz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:49 PM (wB8Tg)
She looks reasonably pretty but I get the feeling she'd be easily distracted or yell strange things like a tourettes victim that would be very offputting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
it is oh-dark thirty
her: I'm hungry
him: go back to sleepie bye babe, we've been at it for hours
her: But I am really hungry
then grab something and chow down
her: okaaaaaay
him: zzzzzzzz. what are you DOING!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Profiles in delusional thinking at July 20, 2017 04:49 PM (326rv)
Yeah if he keeps it up I have no problem people going Medieval on his ass whereas before I called for restraint.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:49 PM (TTp7P)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (39g3+)
Are you new here?
Ball gag.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 04:49 PM (wYseH)
However between AOS, Weasel Zippers and Gateway Pundit, I cover all the bases. Get some filler info from ZeroHedge as well.
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:49 PM (aT+Bx)
Yeah, keep fuckin' that chicken, MSM. It's worked so well for you up til now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2017 04:49 PM (mnh4u)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats
the Mad Magazine fold out constitution
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 04:49 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)
118 The Russians used the Julian Calendar
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Ive got one of those.... but all I used it for is to strain pasta.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
OTOH, you can wear it on your face during the Burning Times.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 20, 2017 04:43 PM (z79tQ)
My Sicilian grandfather, after arriving in America, went to the store to buy a colander. No clue what the English word for it was and after much frustration he just said, "spaghetti stay...water go."
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 04:50 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (lMsBz)
No, they took a Civic *to* high school.
Daddy bought it because it got good mileage.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:50 PM (wB8Tg)
2. Set up Hitler with Trump's mother.
3. Hitler impregnates Trump's mother
4. Trump is born as Hitler's son.
5. Trump is literally Hitler
6. Come back to present.
7. Hillary is president!
Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 04:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
===============
On that TV show TAXI isn't that what the mechanic . . . Lakte (?) had to do to divorce his wife? Say out loud: I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee and then throw dog poop on her shoes?
Will that work on California, Massa, and New York?
Posted by: simplemind at July 20, 2017 04:50 PM (ciHNI)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (jhqr1)
She didn't take the elective course on the Constitution. She opted for a course on "Empathy as Law", instead, guest-lectured by a wise Latina.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 04:50 PM (rZ+mb)
tommyvee should hide he/she/its true identity as it whips out a biting post.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at July 20, 2017 04:50 PM (WVeiZ)
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They're mentally. Search Delusional Disorder.
They think the world they imagine is in fact objective reality.
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:50 PM (aT+Bx)
At least she isn't calling for executions
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2017 04:48 PM (9g/6M)
Yet
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 04:50 PM (EgOr3)
Well the Constitution is more like guide lines and in any dispute the first thing you need to say is 'parley'. That binds the other party to negotiations, according to the code.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 04:51 PM (m9X4Y)
Objectively hot. Probably the first ever to push my hot/crazy matrix scale to a ScoggDog measure of zero.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 04:51 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ylUqT)
I warned people that were being sympathetic towards him that he would screw us over from his death bed, if he could.
Misplaced compassion ... it's a real killer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 04:51 PM (rZ+mb)
This is the guy who has written, with all apparent seriousness, that Trump would be out of office by a week ago, then revised it to middle of next month. Really - he admits it in this medium article.
Anyway, it's not 14 argument points, it's at best 13 - #1 and #3 are *the same point* - which has *no* evidence to support other than the wishes of so many progs and #nevertrumpers.
And he insists the President should know the Constitution as well as he just *knows* Hillary does, being the bested candidate *evar*. All the while ignoring the Constitution himself with the "Hillary won the popular vote" argument and dismissing the succession portion of the 25th Amendment while hoping the "incapacitation" portion will remove Trump.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 20, 2017 04:51 PM (17QyB)
1. Trump cheated
2. Trump didn't play fair
3. Trump cheated
4. Trump didn't really win
5. Trump cheated
6. Trump colluded with the Russians
7. Trump cheated
8. Trump wouldn't really be President if he hadn't cheated
9. Trump cheated
10. Trump cheated
11. Trump cheated
12. Trump cheated
13. Did I remember to say that Trump cheated
14. Hillary is a goddess.
Posted by: Leeotis at July 20, 2017 04:52 PM (6pPTB)
Helicopters would be the fastest way to show them what they need to see.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (fA1SL)
They'd have to look quickly.
32 feet per second/per second adds up. Especially when you add the chains and concrete.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:52 PM (3OIiX)
Is that the one that makes has browns and curly fries?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 20, 2017 04:52 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 04:44 PM (psH+N)
They probably aren't aware that he was impeached.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 20, 2017 04:52 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 04:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: jwest at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
negative zero
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (FZYNt)
Well, that explains the insanity.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (Xk7dq)
Posted by: mercenary13 at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (t+jMz)
Also, don't miss Wise Latina's lecture series on "Tamale-Making As An Interpretive Tool For Revealing the Framers' True Intent."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (Mouru)
However between AOS, Weasel Zippers and Gateway Pundit, I cover all the bases. Get some filler info from ZeroHedge as well.
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:49 PM (aT+Bx)
I go to Instapundit on some, but I get a vibe from the Horde that the place is rather.... declasse' ( see how I misused a Frenchie word??... that I had to throw in..)
Is Alex Jones right out?
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (zSVEm)
http://fxn.ws/2tjYc8F
Posted by: The FacePalming Hat at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (vBeA5)
Here's the thing. You're very sick. It's admitted to be in your f*cking brain. Most people are being decent and not going on the attack because f*ck cancer and you have a family.
Destroy that goodwill by being horrible, and your family and handlers allowing you to be horrible, and things become uglier than anyone can imagine right now.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo"
So true.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (Mcvvl)
He's issuing statements from his hospital bed at Mayo-Arizona, complaining about Trump's Syria strategy. Apparently McVain is seriously pissed off that not enough war is happening there.
Not a good position to take when the Grim Reaper is standing just outside your door
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (fA1SL)
They probably aren't aware that he was impeached.
Posted by: Aunt Luna
imagine the outrage if Trump is impeached and pulls a Clinton and stays in the office.
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 04:54 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2017 04:54 PM (YkIYT)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm
Breitbart. Of course. Not so much 'social' stuff like Drudge. Hard core right wing news you need.
Weasel Zippers is good. ZeroHedge is good but scary, unless you're poor.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 20, 2017 04:54 PM (EgwCt)
Misplaced compassion ... it's a real killer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 04:51 PM (rZ+mb)
Yeah. I swear, last night at BB there were people who probably would have mourned Hitler (actual Hitler not DJT-literally-Hitler).
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 04:54 PM (EgOr3)
"McCain"? Hmm. I'm not finding it.
Posted by: St. Peter at July 20, 2017 04:54 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 04:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Pancake at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (LPFcl)
-The LGBT movement hates Christianity.
-Islam hates Christianity.
-Ergo : SUPER BEST FRIENDS!
That's all the thought they put into it.
Someone close to this Kohn fella ought to tell her that sometimes the enemy of her enemy is her enemy too.
Posted by: Pancake at July 20, 2017 04:55 PM (LPFcl)
Oh that's hilarious.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 04:55 PM (gIRsn)
Reminds me of the Jehova's Witnesses repeated failed predictions of Jesus' return.
Last I heard they claimed Jesus actually did show up, but it was a private event. You weren't invited. Shut up.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 04:55 PM (jhqr1)
so Kohn being a lesbian (or posing as one) is a plus. what Sarsour and her like assuredly do not want in their Judenrat are Zionists
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 04:55 PM (plBbK)
Here's what ya gotta do.
You cut a hole in the wall with a compass saw. Just wide enough for the head. Now you poke that through, blow in some insulation, a little caulk and spackle, and pretty soon her head's in its own little private room where she can babble while the body is still on display. If you haven't undressed her, you're going to need some shears or maybe a good Kabar. Too easy, but buy enough supplies cause you don't want to have to go to Home Depot in the middle.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:55 PM (2euXD)
Posted by: Ralph at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:53 PM (zSVEm)
Some people seem to carry some serious grudges, but no one has ever given specifics.
Probably some kind of "six degrees of NRO" game.
And if you have to ask about Alex Jones, you may be too... "vulnerable" to be exposed to Mr. Louise Mensch (OMG DISNEYLAND IS PLOTTING TO ENSLAVE YOU!).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (wB8Tg)
Where would we be without pecans?
Posted by: Clement at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (Q0dwZ)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm
infogalactic seems pretty straightforward. Not all the Drudge dumbness.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
In the real world the order stops at Gen Matthis
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (9TU00)
322: wtf? is the reaper just standing there fapping? time's a wasting dude.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 04:55 PM (KP5rU)
I know I don't say this nearly enough but, I really love you, man.
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (EgOr3)
The delusions on the left will continue to backfire along with never ending contests between grievance groups on whose lives matter most.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (oiNtH)
You cut a hole in the wall with a compass saw. Just wide enough for
the head. Now you poke that through, blow in some insulation, a little
caulk and spackle, and pretty soon her head's in its own little private
room where she can babble while the body is still on display. If you
haven't undressed her, you're going to need some shears or maybe a good
Kabar. Too easy, but buy enough supplies cause you don't want to have to
go to Home Depot in the middle.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:55 PM (2euXD)
You sound.....experienced?
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (Enq6K)
Prayers to his family is about as much sympathy as I can dredge up.
Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (s5Kql)
Last I heard they claimed Jesus actually did show up, but it was a private event. You weren't invited. Shut up.
FML.
*snort.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: steve walsh at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (TV+ih)
2. Trump strikes Kohn with 3 wood.
3. Kohn spralled unconscious by fairway bunker.
4. Trump plays thru...
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (yhf6w)
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. Constitutional crisis
3. Call special election
4. Ryan v Clinton
5. President Clinton
-Sally Kohn
I dunno know. Where's the sending dick pics part?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (4+E7R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ralph at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:52 PM (3OIiX)
Velocity is dependent on time, not mass.
Posted by: Pompous Physics Pedant at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 20, 2017 04:40 PM (Zd2ZF)
Cliff Notes Version:
1. RUSSIANS!!!!!!
2. Hillary had more votes
3. RUSSIANS!!!!!!
4. I want Hillary as president.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (WVeiZ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (TTp7P)
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (9TU00)
After that, it's the first 100 names in the Boston phone book?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (Mouru)
You're kidding, but writer David Sedaris has already said he wishes he could go back in time to kill Trump.
You just cannot satire these people anymore.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 04:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steve walsh at July 20, 2017 04:58 PM (TV+ih)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:52 PM (3OIiX)
Velocity is dependent on time, not mass.
Posted by: Pompous Physics Pedant at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (wYseH)
Yes, but it's not as funny.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:58 PM (3OIiX)
Apparently their model of body cam does a thirty second buffer. It's always recording, and if you hit the button it keeps the 30 seconds before that act, then stores everything after until stopped.
The cops now know about the 30 second pre-roll.
So this is fantastic, but will never happen again, which sucks.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (jhqr1)
I've never heard of the Reverse Glory Hole before...
You sir, are a great American.
(even if you're not an American.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (hcyUh)
Just wait til they see my hit list.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (2euXD)
Does the Horde have any alternative news aggregate sites, as I am looking for an alternative to Drudge?
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm
I think Drudge is trying to compete with Daily Mail.
Breitbart is better than Drudge.
Posted by: Ralph at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (aSKOz)
I'm not sure what that is, however, I'd like to float the idea of:
"U.N. Human Rights Watch [UN is their favorite organization] is covertly investigating Robert Mueller for pedophilia and sex trafficing."
Or maybe rumors might be better.
"College Neighbor says Robert Mueller Beat Up Gays for Fun."
or
"Robert Mueller Said Transgenders are Mentally Ill at Cocktail Party in the Hamptons in 1980."
I'm going for Mueller, since he's causing problems for the president, but it could be Hillary as well.
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (plBbK)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 04:58 PM (NOIQH)
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Playtime's over.
These fuckers are serious.
Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (s5Kql)
Some years ago a guy got his head stuck like that. Someone thoughtfully used his asshole to hold flowers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (YkIYT)
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (m9X4Y)
Because, its the ones with the guns, who win those....
Posted by: Don Q. at July 20, 2017 05:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm
Take a look at this one and see what you think:
http://badblue.bitnamiapp.com/
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 20, 2017 05:00 PM (WIgTw)
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 05:00 PM (9TU00)
Just wait til they see my hit list.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (Mouru)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 05:00 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2017 05:01 PM (9g/6M)
1. Trump convicted of treason.
2. VP Pence pardons Trump.
3. VP Pence appionts Trump VP.
4. VP Pence steps down.
5. President Trump appoints Pence VP
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 05:01 PM (aT+Bx)
His co-blogs....well, I like Sarah Hoyt quite a bit and Austin Bay.
But Ed Driscoll did not have a good 2016. And Stephen Green since the election has been almost unbearable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:01 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2017 05:01 PM (3w06M)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 20, 2017 05:01 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (TTp7P)
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 04:59 PM (aT+Bx)
Vox Day argues that progressives are easy to troll and moby because many of them are mentally ill and prone to depression and panic attacks.
Hmmm... There might be something to that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (WIgTw)
I'm not so clear on my constitution. How many people have to be impeached before Ted Nugent takes office? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I don't know but it would be a Free for All
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (9TU00)
After that, it's the first 100 names in the Boston phone book?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
No, just pain
Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (7uYFy)
To anyone who excuses it by saying this is how he copes I only say it shows the man's real character.
Posted by: Decaf at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (U5yng)
http://badblue.bitnamiapp.com/
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 20, 2017 05:00 PM (WIgTw)
I was hopeful, because of the source (you), but it instantly made my eyes hurt and then it gave me a 404 on this page. Now I'm all nervous.
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (EgOr3)
Something happens to TGE.
September 11, 1973.
Straight forward from there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
He can have Kid Rock be his VP. They will play their own concert at the inauguration.
Have to be on cable though. FCC rules regarding swearing.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (FggK5)
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What's with half-comatose congress-critters from AZ and asinine statements?
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (suO/a)
freerepublic.com /tag/ news-forum/ index
http: //nation. foxnews. com/
Both of these are aggregation sites.
Posted by: Clement at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (Q0dwZ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (plBbK)
She is also sexy as fuck and any man would be blessed to have her. Let's not get crazy implying she is not a beautiful woman.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (2qHjF)
Twenty fifth amendment :
Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: IC at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (Jb00r)
These fuckers are serious.
Posted by: SMFH
Unfortunately, I think you are right. There's a calm before the storm feel to this. I mentioned " Lunatic Fringe".. on a previous thread, kind of in jest, but the Progressives are whipping up the violence... in that regard they are no different than the murderous Muslims, and what they do with their pool of psychopaths.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: publix at July 20, 2017 05:04 PM (MRexK)
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 05:04 PM (oiNtH)
Because, its the ones with the guns, who win those....
Posted by: Don Q. at July 20, 2017 05:00 PM (NgKpN)
They're banking on having Fed and Blue City LE, and some portion of the Military, if it came to that.
But I guaran-damn-tee you they've already had some informal chats with the GOPe about how this should go down.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (uzJKG)
In Baltimore? Unpossible!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (plBbK)
That's replacing the one about the snail on the straight razor for me.
*shudders*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (TTp7P)
I think there are two quantum states here.
One is that she is a tiger, and loads of fun.
The other is that she is selfish and lousy and demanding.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (wYseH)
What does the horde think? Would you let a UK Somali Muslim watch your kid unattended?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (jhqr1)
376
Man, Geraldo hasn't been this animated since....the OJ trial. He's reveling in this on FOX.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (7uYFy)
The few, and I mean very few, times I've caught him on FOX, he seems to be kind of a fan of Trump. Anyone watch him regularly?
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (Enq6K)
I guess we know now.
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (GuzcK)
I can picture Juan getting himself all tangled up in his IV tubes as he pitches a fit and yell,s "Turn those war machines back on!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (pNxlR)
http://badblue.bitnamiapp.com/
Posted by OregonMuse
Uh.... ( racks brain to remember OregonMuse and their proclivities....)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (zSVEm)
One is that she is a tiger, and loads of fun.
The other is that she is selfish and lousy and demanding."
Schrodinger's, er, pussy?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (MINbv)
You would think he would have bigger things on his mind right now than politics.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (jhqr1)
I wouldn't let her watch my plants unattended. And I actually hate my plants.
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (
No.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (Ri/rl)
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More likely, completely disinterested in anyone but herself. You might as well spend time alone.
Posted by: simplemind at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (O4Pzo)
Posted by: publix at July 20, 2017 05:04 PM (MRexK)
That was clear by the end of 2008.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (rZ+mb)
Idiots.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (KP5rU)
Fake name, hotel, burner phone...the whole yadda but I want to try her out, today's decided me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (3OIiX)
Apparently these folks don't understand the entire idea of Revolution.
They love to wax poetic about a peaceful revolution but history tells us there has never been one
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (lKyWE)
Sure.
But the youngest mouse is 23, so there's that...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (MINbv)
What does the horde think? Would you let a UK Somali Muslim watch your kid unattended?
If she's packing? Hells to the NO squared.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 05:07 PM (pNxlR)
I have a sour suspicion that Green is paying his vodka bills via a side paycheck from Lockheed Martin, for his constant noisy cheerleading on behalf of the failed F-35 Faceplant.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (Mouru)
Is it Iman? Because then yes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (gIRsn)
I can picture Juan getting himself all tangled up in his IV tubes as he pitches a fit and yell,s "Turn those war machines back on!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (pNxlR)
I did chuckle at that.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (TTp7P)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 05:02 PM (7uYFy)
Are you talking about his take on OJ?
He had Shemp almost fainting over his description of OJ "almost cutting the head off of his wife and her friend, Ron Goldman", " I would be worried as a victim that he might do that to them if he gets out of jail".
I couldn't believe his comments. I agree, most sane , non racist people loathe OJ and would love for him to meet his fate via a wood chipper, but he is not looking to be paroled from that crime.
The parole was fair and even handed. Geraldo is only showing his inability to be a neutral reporter when something is against his sensibilities.
It's no different than when he starts spouting leftist nonsense when he should be giving a report.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (FggK5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (Mouru)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Strobe at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (gbWkA)
There will be no apportioning. We win, they leave.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: IC at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (Jb00r)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (Enq6K)
I think he knows Trump from the NYC days when Trump wasn't the villain he is now....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (Xk7dq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (wYseH)
That's why there's doggy-style.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (rZ+mb)
Over my dead body.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (Xk7dq)
Yes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:09 PM (3OIiX)
Ahh, youth.
No, no man would be blessed to have her. He might be happy to see her on a regular basis, but not to be around her very much or to know her personally.
Your attitude is what leads to the grumbling misogyny that some very wounded divorced guys show here. Don't stick it in crazy. Don't get into a relationship with crazy, no matter how good she looks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 05:09 PM (GuzcK)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (Enq6K)
I bet more do than would admit to it here. Just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 05:09 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (jhqr1)
I'd rather have Peaches' plants watch my kid than her.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 05:10 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: publix at July 20, 2017 05:04 PM (MRexK)
That was clear by the end of 2008.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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I had a bit of optimism when Trump beat all the odds and won, and won in states that Republicans haven't painted "red" in several generations.
But then the GOPe made sure to fuck it all up and show who ran things.
Plus, Trump has done a lot of stupid things as well, although he at least can throw a punch.
Secession is the best we can hope for.
Posted by: publix at July 20, 2017 05:10 PM (MRexK)
In Baltimore? Unpossible!
So The Wire was a 'best case scenario' for Baltimore?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 05:10 PM (Xk7dq)
Is it Iman? Because then yes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (gIRsn)
I hear you, mate.
Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at July 20, 2017 05:10 PM (7uYFy)
The few, and I mean very few, times I've caught him on FOX, he seems to be kind of a fan of Trump. Anyone watch him regularly?
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 05:06 PM (Enq6K)
They go back a long ways and he's actually not very happy about what's been going on
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 05:10 PM (lKyWE)
I depend on the Gell-Mann amnesia effect for all of my news.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 05:10 PM (m9X4Y)
Probably some kind of "six degrees of NRO" game.
And if you have to ask about Alex Jones, you may be too... "vulnerable" to be exposed to Mr. Louise Mensch (OMG DISNEYLAND IS PLOTTING TO ENSLAVE YOU!).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 04:56 PM (wB8Tg)
There's a bit of hate at Driscoll and Green for being Trump-skeptic last year. If they link an article from a #nevertrumper, no matter the salience of the article, a few folks go ballistic in the comments.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 20, 2017 05:10 PM (17QyB)
Misplaced compassion ... it's a real killer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 04:51 PM (rZ+mb)
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So true.
Posted by: Zombie Abassador Stevens at July 20, 2017 05:10 PM (4+E7R)
Posted by: Pompous Physics Pedant at July 20, 2017 04:57 PM (wYseH)
But velocity is dependant on acceleration, and acceleration is dependant on gravity, and gravity is dependant on mass. Therefore, velocity is dependantant on mass.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 20, 2017 05:11 PM (lIZQs)
Completely delusional. What are these people smoking?
Heh I learned the order order secession in the 4th of fifth grade.
So you are not aware of the leftist educational orgasm called "Common Core?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 20, 2017 05:11 PM (UsCnO)
They're banking on having Fed and Blue City LE, and some portion of the Military, if it came to that.
But I guaran-damn-tee you they've already had some informal chats with the GOPe about how this should go down.
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The main reason they haven't tried to just confiscate our 401k's and send us all into the camps is that it would trash the stock market and tax receipts.
They have to take our freedom incrementally. Its they only way they can keep skimming off the cream.
Posted by: simplemind at July 20, 2017 05:11 PM (2mQBN)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2017 05:11 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 05:11 PM (EgOr3)
As Insty likes to point out, what would come after Trump, if he were to be forced out, would be much, much worse than Trump (as far as the lefty fantasists like Kohn are concerned).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2017 05:12 PM (IBcGJ)
This is a debate that remains as unsettled as the Civil War and Kent State debates.
The only way to avoid sticking it in crazy is celibacy.
Then you get to "how crazy?" and the hot/crazy matrix.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:12 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Emmie at July 20, 2017 05:12 PM (ZapPq)
I read that and my jaw dropped.
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at July 20, 2017 05:12 PM (beJsD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)
^^^This.
Though, in my case, the crazy started years after the wedding.
Judging from Ms. Mensch's public persona...yeah, I'm backing away slowly.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2017 05:12 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Underwear Stealing Gnome at July 20, 2017 05:12 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 05:09 PM (GuzcK)
Yeah, that's what keeps my rage in check. But during 2016 every single post of his was anti-Trump. If there was an anti-Trump slant, he found it or made it.
I (no evidence) think that Glenn had a talk with him just before the election because there was a 'come to Jesus' post from Glenn about Ed.
I feel he's GOPe or GOPe-curious but he's not wacko. Just wrong a lot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:13 PM (3OIiX)
I've noticed a change in Geraldo ever since his daughter was caught up in the Paris nightclub attack. He's been notably less PC since then
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 05:13 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 05:13 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 05:13 PM (NOIQH)
You get used to it.
Or, maybe it's more like giving up all hope and just reaching for another box of Kaboom.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2017 05:14 PM (rJUlF)
as for Green, screw that guy. his solution to everything is "send some bombs and marines at it". maybe this was excusable in 2002. not now
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 05:14 PM (plBbK)
Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 20, 2017 05:14 PM (4+E7R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 20, 2017 05:11 PM (lIZQs)
I....um.....what?
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2
Posted by: Pompous Physics Pedant at July 20, 2017 05:14 PM (wYseH)
What's funny is when Obama won, was there a single conservative commentator that was opining how to basically engage in a coup to have McCain or Romney installed as PResident?
The Left only thinks elections are valid when it goes their way.
Posted by: publix at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (MRexK)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 05:08 PM (D2vc1)
This is the right's version of the left's impeachment fantasy.
Not only is there no A->B plan, there's not really an A, just a B with no line going to it.
And it's kind of a fuzzy B, where magically no more bad ideas will sprout up, because *everyone* has their own Utopia.
Seriously, everyone is going to throw their family members out of the country because politics. Sometime after Godzilla climbs out of the sea, but only if he sees his shadow.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (oiNtH)
All I could muster is a non-committal - No comment.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 20, 2017 05:14 PM (4+E7R)
You are a better man than I.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (beJsD)
Here's what ya gotta do.
Okay, tell her that you want to undress her. Tell her it will be sexy and exciting and suspenseful.
When you're pulling her shirt up over her head, stop when the boobehs are exposed, her arms are above her head, and her head's still in the shirt. Now tie a knot in the end of it.
Then, pull her hands/end of the shirt through your (or her) belt, cinch it tight, and now you got a little leash, or a marionette string (which ever fantasy you prefer).
Now you are free to plow away in peace and quiet and you even have a handy means to hang her from the back of the door in between sessions.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (2euXD)
This is... the opposite of social media. Its bubble media.
The only way to avoid sticking it in crazy is celibacy.
Its not so bad. Seriously.
But there are degrees, you know? If she's no more crazy than you, that's not really crazy. What you want to avoid are the bunny boilers and the Sean Young types.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 20, 2017 05:10 PM (17QyB)
Tribalism got us into this mess, and it will get us into the next mess, too!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (wB8Tg)
Ahh, youth.
No, no man would be blessed to have her. He might be happy to see her on a regular basis, but not to be around her very much or to know her personally.
Your attitude is what leads to the grumbling misogyny that some very wounded divorced guys show here. Don't stick it in crazy. Don't get into a relationship with crazy, no matter how good she looks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)
I was speaking from an objective physical point of view.
Misogyny? Seriously? Wew!
Night Horde.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Weasel at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (Sfs6o)
Carry? Hell, I'm a scorpio.
I plant, water & nurture them.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (W4LFA)
I read that and my jaw dropped.
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at July 20, 2017 05:12 PM (beJsD)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 05:03 PM (EgOr3)
Sorry Peaches, but I have had it open in a browser tab for several months, and I've never had any problems with it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (WIgTw)
If you're entire life after being a POW has been in politics, dictating wars to try to make up for your own shortcomings as a warrior, or to get some kind of revenge, and now you've been given a death sentence with a window of time, you aren't going to spend it with the grandkids.
You're going to ramp it up as much as you can.
You are going to be relevant and show that a little ol brain tumor hasn't impaired your judgement or cognitive ability.
It's like Obama not getting out of politics because he's no longer president. Politics is these guys entire reason for being.
The day McCain is told he is no longer in the Senate is when he will curl up and die.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (FggK5)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (TTp7P)
Posted by: simplemind at July 20, 2017 05:11 PM (2mQBN)
I think you got a point. I also think this shit can easily spin out of control.
And I think just having enough food and water to hunker down at home for thirty days will give people a hell of a chance to wait out whatever goes down.
If anybody gives a shit what I think ... and who could blame you if you don't ... that's my two cents.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (uzJKG)
I read that and my jaw dropped.
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at July 20, 2017 05:12 PM (beJsD)
It's a thread-winner, for sure!
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Jen the original
Don't buy any green bananas
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (FZYNt)
I learned a cool fact on Mad Men (which I choose to believe is in fact a fact).
The word utopia comes from two greek roots, eutopos the good place, and utopos the place which can never exist.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (MINbv)
I was saying, we should make him party whip. "Oh so you want to tank our efforts to repeal? Good, good, maybe the glove doesn't fit again."
Posted by: Happiness' Long Lost Sibling, a WaPo Literary Device at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Unladen Swallow at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (beJsD)
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (oiNtH)
1. Impeach Trump
2. Pence is President
3. House votes in new VP; say Gen Matthis
4. Impeach Pence
5. Gen Matthis is President
6. House vote in new VP; say Sarah Palin"
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It's just as legitimate as they think installing Hillary must be.
I am not as pessimistic as some people to think that this will result in a civil war but I think it is showing normal people that our media and elites are bonkers.
The dethronement of the elites is what this is about and they are doing all the work.
Posted by: Decaf at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (U5yng)
I (no evidence) think that Glenn had a talk with him just before the election because there was a 'come to Jesus' post from Glenn about Ed.
I feel he's GOPe or GOPe-curious but he's not wacko. Just wrong a lot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:13 PM (3OIiX)
If Driscoll was linking ace in 2016 it would be easy to pick up some anti-Trump stuff.
I typed up the ace voyage on Trump before I need to save it somewhere. But ace was literally at one point "I don't understand you people I am just going to throw in with Hillary." We've forgiven him.
There aren't a lot of people who were Trump from birth. If they show the proper contrition....
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (GuzcK)
all they care about is da clicks.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (RKQ/v)
Exactly how unattended are we talking about?
Posted by: Hairy Reid at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (4+E7R)
Posted by: Strobe at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (gbWkA)
So that's the plan with Winona, is it? Because really, who wants to hear her talk?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (39g3+)
don't forget wanting in on that sweet Savings And Loan bribe cash!
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (plBbK)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Again, very specific. Another This Old House segment?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (gIRsn)
You trying to screw her or pretend your in a hockey fight?
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (TTp7P)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (2euXD)
Uhhh...
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (zSVEm)
Eh, it's better than the puns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 05:19 PM (plBbK)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 05:19 PM (TTp7P)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (gIRsn)
Actual true fact, and its very first use was ironic.
People have a mixed history with irony, tho.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 05:20 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Pancake at July 20, 2017 04:24 PM (LPFcl)
-The LGBT movement hates Christianity.
-Islam hates Christianity.
-Ergo : SUPER BEST FRIENDS!
That's all the thought they put into it.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 04:25 PM (CMbMd)
Think of it as the 21st Century Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.
The Left does not take Islam seriously. They just see muslims as a convenient tool to bring down the Western Civilization that they hate.
When Islam goes all Operation Barbarossa on them, they will pretend once again to be loyal Americans, yadda yadda yadda.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 20, 2017 05:20 PM (ujg0T)
I don't know, she always wants to undress me.
That's why I make sure to wear a comfortable belt.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 05:20 PM (2euXD)
The only way to avoid sticking it in crazy is celibacy.
Just watched "Blade Runner" for the first time last night. Apparently, yoy can't even trust a sex doll.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 20, 2017 05:20 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 05:20 PM (mcI77)
___________________
McCain is probably in denial right now.
I knew a lawyer who went into the hospital for a major, and majorly invasive, brain surgery. He took a couple of boxes of work with him, saying he would finish the stuff while he was recuperating after surgery. After surgery, he spent the next six months in rehab, re-learning how to do things like tie his shoes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2017 05:20 PM (IBcGJ)
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Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (beJsD)
That line always gets me. Most guys have severely limited options and wouldn't be able to stick it anywhere if they couldn't stick it in crazy.
And the population of crazy has grown in the past few decades...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 05:20 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 05:17 PM (oiNtH)"
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His family should ban the media from talking to him, this can be blamed on the tumor only for so long.
Posted by: Decaf at July 20, 2017 05:20 PM (U5yng)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 05:05 PM (jhqr1)
Only if I could pat her down for semtex every time she showed up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 20, 2017 05:20 PM (WIgTw)
I (no evidence) think that Glenn had a talk with him just before the election because there was a 'come to Jesus' post from Glenn about Ed.
I feel he's GOPe or GOPe-curious but he's not wacko. Just wrong a lot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:13 PM (3OIiX)
If Driscoll was linking ace in 2016 it would be easy to pick up some anti-Trump stuff.
I typed up the ace voyage on Trump before I need to save it somewhere. But ace was literally at one point "I don't understand you people I am just going to throw in with Hillary." We've forgiven him.
There aren't a lot of people who were Trump from birth. If they show the proper contrition....
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (GuzcK)
I agree. And I worry about Uncle Palpy's line about tribalism. I know I'm guilty of it. I feel like I do belong to a tribe. The one that runs to the sound of guns rather than hiding behind a wife, child or sofa.
But I can hold grudges a really long time.
It's something I struggle with.
But you know what? What really helps me?
Banging a hot crazy chick. Because then I have other problems to deal with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:21 PM (3OIiX)
Seriously, everyone is going to throw their family members out of the country because politics. Sometime after Godzilla climbs out of the sea, but only if he sees his shadow.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (wB8Tg)
Throwing them out of the country wasn't what I was referring to, at least for some of them.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 05:21 PM (D2vc1)
https://tinyurl.com/y8oc7eak
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 05:18 PM (GuzcK)
I know I wasn't... still have him pegged as a Classical Liberal... far better than a Stalinist, Radical Feminist, grudge - holding, embittered harpy.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (zSVEm)
We should give them each a million in food stamps.
We'll generate 7 Million Dollars in revenue back from each one of them!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (beJsD)
Posted by: Sally Kaaaaahn at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (Tyii7)
Grudges are damned heavy things.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Alanis howdoyouspellmylastname at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (WIgTw)
Ah, no worries, I am super paranoid about the computer stuff lately. But I'd like to take this opportunity to give you a standing ovation on your earlier post, which I read after Ace recommended it. Great, great stuff!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Cheri
McCain is not well, hasn't been for some time. He has a foreign being in his brain. It's not his fault. If his family had any sense of decency they would get him out of the spotlight stat. All he will do now is ruin any credibility he hopes to have. When Grandpa starts pulling out his dick and showing off to the kids in the park, it's time for Grandpa to go to a home.
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (FZYNt)
If anybody gives a shit what I think ... and who could blame you if you don't ... that's my two cents.
Posted by: ScoggDog
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I'm stocked up brother. I'm not sure what form the destroyer will take, Marshmallow Man or red diaper baby from Chicago with a messianic complex.
Posted by: simplemind at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (JVQs7)
If the power mad lunatics are going to sweep to power like Bolsheviks, it's better to be on their side getting at least a few goodies here and there, than against them getting precisely squat.
Once it looked like there was actual hope for sanity in the form of Trumpism, I think a lot of people bolted for that opportunity (myself and, apparently, Ace included).
It's almost a perverse application of the Buckley rule: vote for the right most candidate who can win.
Turns out, Trump was the ONLY non-leftist candidate who could win, and people realized that, thankfully.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 05:23 PM (hcyUh)
I've read far too much information about McCain and experienced far too many of his actions to care.
I care more about his victims.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 20, 2017 05:23 PM (4+E7R)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 05:24 PM (2euXD)
I usually copy/paste. Should have done that here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 05:24 PM (3OIiX)
*sweats*
Posted by: Tony W at July 20, 2017 05:24 PM (plBbK)
I feel your pain. I just had new land line phone service installed and the very first call was from a debt collection agency trying to track down a dead beat debtor. Of course they don't believe me when I say I don't know the guy.
After six weeks, I talked to a very pleasant customer service person at the 'phone company. I have a new phone number now.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 05:25 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 20, 2017 05:26 PM (lMsBz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 05:22 PM (FZYNt)
Not a big fan of McCain, though I wish him well. But is it possible he's being manipulated right now and others are making him say this stuff?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 05:26 PM (7uYFy)
Does anyone really think the House will vote on impeachment?
And if they do? Do you think there will be enough US Senators left after that to vote a conviction?
Because if those cowardly craven toadies actually get that far, that means our votes, our desires, and the consent of the governed mean absolutely nothing. Pure unadulterated elitist Washington DC power is the only thing that matters to them.
Posted by: rd at July 20, 2017 05:26 PM (4dz1m)
Classical Liberal is generally meant to describe Libertarian, as that's what the word liberal used to mean. Trump ain't that.
I'd go more with old school liberal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:27 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2017 05:27 PM (ZzaH3)
So, because I have family on the left, when it comes time for the camps I get to claim an exemption because I have family on the left? Fuck that side of the family, if they want me dead I don't give a shit about them.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 05:27 PM (W4LFA)
Yes, he was hacked.
Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2017 05:27 PM (eLttb)
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Say, did you ever see the movie the Manchurian Candidate?
Posted by: simplemind at July 20, 2017 05:28 PM (HhOJm)
No, velocity is change in position over time
and acceleration is dependent on gravity
Acceleration is velocity's rate of change
and gravity is dependent on mass. Therefore, velocity is dependent on mass.
Can you show this in an equation? I think you're mixing terms.
Maybe you mean:
Momentum = mass * velocity
Momentum is dependent on mass.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 05:28 PM (jhqr1)
I'm to the point now where I'd say "no" to anyone falling into any single one of those three categories. Much less the trifecta.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 05:28 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Weasel at July 20, 2017 05:16 PM (Sfs6o)
That's the point. Stuff that sounds right but obviously isn't....
Sigh.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 05:28 PM (wYseH)
Fraudulent election of a president? Kennedy, 1960. There was also some shady stuff in some of the other early elections, which I'm too lazy to search right now, I think it was John Quincy Adams where it went to the House and there was serious back room deals?
The overall logic of this piece seems to be, "I'm a tinfoil wearing nutter who believes Trump's election was a coup, without any actual evidence other than other echo chamber conspiracy theories, and therefore a Constitutional crisis. Ipso facto, we must have an actual Constitutional crisis with a coup featuring the incompetent hack who I think is sexy in her Mao pantsuit, because feelings."
Have I got that right?
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 20, 2017 05:28 PM (E/DK1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:27 PM (gIRsn)
A Blood-and-Soil Democrat?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 05:29 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 05:27 PM (W4LFA)
You and Country Boy sound like like Bill Fucking Ayers and the Weathermen right now, do you realize that?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 05:30 PM (wB8Tg)
Momentum = mass * velocity
Momentum is dependent on mass.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 05:28 PM (jhqr1)
We were joking around.
I think we need a lighthearted post about having sex with Lena Dunham.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 05:30 PM (wYseH)
"If you're entire life after being a POW has been in politics, dictating wars to try to make up for your own shortcomings as a warrior,"
don't forget wanting in on that sweet Savings And Loan bribe cash!
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And the reports (by real vets) of purposefully shutting down POW investigations.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 20, 2017 05:31 PM (4+E7R)
Impeachment is certainly possible. THe Vichy GOP turds have hated Trump from the get-go and would love to impeach him as much as the lunatic left.
Where the left goes totally off the rails isn't with their desired impeachment (which is eminently possible) but with what they think impeachment (and conviction) means.
Not only is there no A->B plan, there's not really an A, just a B with no line going to it.
When things get bad enough shit happens, with or without a full plan. A bunch of states seceding is not something that hasn't happened before.
And it's kind of a fuzzy B, where magically no more bad ideas will sprout up, because *everyone* has their own Utopia.
Seriously, everyone is going to throw their family members out of the country because politics. Sometime after Godzilla climbs out of the sea, but only if he sees his shadow.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 05:15 PM (wB8Tg)
The fight between the anti-AMerican left and the right has already torn many families apart. And it's not a matter of "throwing them out of the country" since most will already be in the country they want - their new American Socialist Superstate.
You seem to gloss over the fact that the Constitution has been totally voided by the feral government. It is a contract rendered null and void. The only question is when some of the signatories to that contract decide to announce that it's been voided and no longer operative, even in the sense of paper facade.
Are all the details hammered out, or will they be, as this happens? Probably not, which would only make it the same as most other such occurrences in history.
Is it unlikely? It certainly would be the biggest move this society has made since the inception fo the US. But, you know ... with the crashing down of credit crisis 2.0 (which is coming) a whole lot of things you thought impossible are going to happen. A national divorce will be the best of the options. When the dollar blows up it's not going to seem like any sort of far-fetched idea. Perhaps we can get through it like Czechoslovakia ... perhaps not. We shall see. And we shall. Because the alternatives for reactions to the monetary implosion are not going to be even 1/100th as palatable or reasonable.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 05:31 PM (rZ+mb)
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She took a test and it came back wackobird.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 05:31 PM (Nwg0u)
That's a good one, though it's unfamiliar to me. When was it in use?
I like it, but it has a bit of Blut und Boden in it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:31 PM (gIRsn)
Yeah its not really even journalism any longer. There's no measured analysis in articles or opinion pieces.
News has become a twitter blog and opinion pieces are little more than those clickbait bits "you won't believe how Hillary can be president!" "Six weird ways Democrats will save your life, Republicans hate this article!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 05:30 PM (wYseH)
Light-headed, you mean.
From all the vomiting and retching.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 05:32 PM (hcyUh)
I mean, she's no Kate Upton but she's clearly crazy and I'm a little curious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 04:39 PM (3OIiX)
Reference Page 17, Line 198 of "Things You Do Not Insert Your Penis Into" under "Mensch, Louise".
It's between "Men's Room Door Jamb" and "Muskrat Mouth"
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2017 05:32 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 05:33 PM (HX6z6)
I like it, but it has a bit of Blut und Boden in it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 05:31 PM (gIRsn)
Never, just made it up...
Although "Blood-and-Soil" has been applied to a bunch of political movements. Mostly in Europe i guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 05:33 PM (hcyUh)
1. Attempt to impeach Trump and Pence
2. 2nd constitutional amendment activated because of crisis.
3. Call for special executions
4. Patriots V left
5. Emperor Trump
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2017 05:33 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 20, 2017 05:34 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2017 05:33 PM (aMlLZ)
Trumpus Imperator, please.
Sounds more "gold-leafy". Luxurious, even.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 05:35 PM (hcyUh)
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I had a neighbor once who did something like that, although not to kids in the park. He was an elderly diabetic, and he'd had a series of small strokes, and was recovering at home after having been released from the hospital. Another neighbor, a female, took some cookies she had baked over to the old man and his wife. The wife was at work, and it was just the old guy and his therapist, who left soon after the neighbor lady arrived. The neighbor lady told me that after the therapist left, the old guy suddenly stood up, unzipped, pulled out his flaccid willy, and told her that he'd had a penile implant, and did she care to see how it worked? She said he wasn't acting lecherous at all, just very matter-of-fact about it. She made an excuse and left.
The old guy died about a year after that incident.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2017 05:36 PM (IBcGJ)
Apparently you are unaware of his forty some years in congress and other sources of information.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 20, 2017 05:36 PM (4+E7R)
Dammit. I'm gullible. Doubly so when I can't see and hear the speaker to get clues they're joking.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 05:37 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 20, 2017 06:10 PM (AIlw4)
Posted by: Allan Ishac at July 20, 2017 06:56 PM (vJCwr)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 20, 2017 07:13 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: bour3 at July 20, 2017 07:54 PM (KXQr+)
Posted by: hoodaticus at July 20, 2017 07:58 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 20, 2017 08:04 PM (4hIeD)
1) $3 Trump Pez Dispenser
2) just add IMPEACH on sides in whiteout
3) sell to libtards at $30 a pop
4) use profits to buy more ammo
Posted by: Fen at July 20, 2017 08:24 PM (8Hf1d)
Likely. As I approach my and days, more and more I find myself thinking "you only live once, so what the hell, why not start collecting redheads".
Posted by: Fen at July 20, 2017 08:28 PM (8Hf1d)
"You only live once, so what the hell, why take the guy who invented autocorrect on a hunting trip"
Posted by: Fen at July 20, 2017 08:30 PM (8Hf1d)
Anyone have dibs on the Gruber guy who lied to America about ObamaCare and then had the gall to laugh about it on video?
Cause I would kinda like to have that one. I'll even trade a Sarah Jessica Parker and Bill Nye for him.
Posted by: Fen at July 20, 2017 08:34 PM (8Hf1d)
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