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EMT 07/15/17

Happy July 15.

On this day in history, EMT happened.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Beware the Ides of July.

Posted by: Shep at July 15, 2017 05:52 AM (bc2Lc)

2 It's too early for EMT.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2017 05:53 AM (IBcGJ)

3
Shit. July half empty. Or half full.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 15, 2017 05:53 AM (EgwCt)

4 On this day in history, EMT happened.
________

I can't believe it's been 0 years already.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 05:58 AM (zkGZ8)

5 I'm always glad to get to mid July. Here in AZ, it means the hottest part of summer is behind us. Yippee!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2017 06:01 AM (IBcGJ)

6 Saturday am and living approximately 87 miles from the sun means grass cutting. I don't give a damn anymore if the grass is still wet from the dew. Way too hot to cut in the afternoon.

I will prolly let the neighbors sleep till 8. Prolly

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 15, 2017 06:11 AM (mjSYe)

7 Happy birthday, Twitter!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 06:13 AM (zkGZ8)

8 Last night I finally trapped my female cat who has been on the lam for six weeks. She hadn't been spayed yet. I just got a good look at her and her belly looks big. Ugh.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at July 15, 2017 06:20 AM (FSETn)

9 Last night I finally trapped my female cat who has been on the lam for six weeks. She hadn't been spayed yet. I just got a good look at her and her belly looks big. Ugh.
Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at July 15, 2017 06:20 AM (FSETn)

Ugh indeed

Posted by: Paulo el Gato at July 15, 2017 06:23 AM (mjSYe)

10 Mornin', Horde. I'm at the KC airport, waiting to head back home after a week's vacation.

Posted by: PabloD at July 15, 2017 06:23 AM (c2Dnm)

11 July is bustin' out all over and I HARDLY touched her ugh.

Posted by: saf at July 15, 2017 06:26 AM (cS/ge)

12 Mid-July means only three more months of hot humid weather in Tampa, FL! The last 90 degree day is around the middle of October. I don't have to worry about a bad hair day anymore, so I got that going for me-which is nice.

Posted by: Very Undude at July 15, 2017 06:27 AM (oi+1u)

13 You cannot escape the Russia narrative.

Top story on Wired...

"Did Trump it IT team help Russian hackers?
Facebook may have the answer."

I want to punch the narrative right in its stupid face.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 15, 2017 06:31 AM (9A6UB)

14 Hot, warm, etc., in Texas, but I'm enjoying the mild 90s in the DC area this week...

Rather be in Texas.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 15, 2017 06:32 AM (KUHbo)

15 It stays hot until October in AZ too, but at least the highest heat of the summer is over. We had three 116 days in Tucson during one week in June, and Phoenix had 120's. Of course, monsoon season has started, so now we have the humidity in addition to the heat. But at least we get a few days when the temps are not in triple digits, which is always nice.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2017 06:33 AM (IBcGJ)

16 I want to punch the narrative right in its stupid face.
____________________

Yeah, how much time has the lefty media wasted on this stupid Russia story, which is much ado about nothing.

Meanwhile, during the Obama administration, Barky was shipping planeloads of our cash and gold to terrorist-supporting Iran, in violation of all kinds of laws (not to mention his own oath of office), and nobody in the media said boo.

But Trump Junior, who has never been elected to any office, had a perfectly legal meeting with some Russians (that Obama let into the U.S.), and those Russians told him that they had dirt on Democrats. What a scandal! No wonder CNN has had non-stop coverage of this for months. Think of the implications! How many innocent Americans will die because Trump Junior might have obtained some dirt on some dirty, crooked Democrats?!?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2017 06:40 AM (IBcGJ)

17 G'mornin' Horde !

Electrical Metallic Tubing ? Really ?

*tries to look all wide-eyed with amazement*
*fails*

I'm gonna make coffee.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 15, 2017 06:43 AM (Mcvvl)

18 You cannot escape the Russia narrative.

Posted by: Kreplach
________

This looks bad for Trump. Consider:

1) It appears as though candidate Trump didn't engage in collusion with the Russian government; AND

2) if one were to assume that he did, absolutely nothing would result from such a revelation; AND

3) even if the detached-from-reality fantasy that Trump gets removed from office over this, Hillary Clinton does not become president; AND

4) the coordination between the Democrats and the media is becoming obviously apparent to all as a result of this narrative.

It's a win-win-win-win for Trump, which causes me to suspect that Trump masterminded this whole "scandal." Anyway, that's my conspiracy theory, and that's why it look bad (to me) for Trump.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 06:45 AM (zkGZ8)

19 Meanwhile, during the Obama administration, Barky was shipping planeloads of our cash and gold to terrorist-supporting Iran, in violation of all kinds of laws (not to mention his own oath of office), and nobody in the media said boo.

Speaking of cash for clunkers terrorists about a week ago I was listening to Rush on a long car trip. Rush ran into Ted Cruz somewhere and asked him how the hell a nation as poor as North Korea could come up with the funds to have a nuclear and ballistic missile program.

Ted said that Bill Clinton allocated something like FOUR BILLION DOLLARS to the North Koreans for some sort of 'rural electrification' project. I imagine with the consent of House and Senate.

Someday that money may turn into an 'urban devastation' program for some city/citiies in this country. I'll bet the story of that payoff never made the front page of the Washington Post or New York Times.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 15, 2017 06:47 AM (EgwCt)

20 Posted by: weirdflunky at July 15, 2017 06:11 AM (mjSYe)

Flunky, what state? It has been cool in mine.

Posted by: F.N.G. at July 15, 2017 06:47 AM (kiSdp)

21
Flunky, what state? It has been cool in mine.
Posted by: F.N.G. at July 15, 2017 06:47 AM (kiSdp)

GA

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 15, 2017 06:48 AM (mjSYe)

22 You morons are always cracking on the crazy politics of the One Party State in which I live.

About the only life-advantage I have is hearing y'all complain about the cold and snow in winter, and the heat and humidity in summer.

It will be a high of 70 here today. Maybe the fog will lift about 3.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2017 06:48 AM (EZebt)

23 It will be a high of 70 here today. Maybe the fog will lift about 3.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2017 06:48 AM (EZebt)

76 here with 90% humidity at 7:03

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 15, 2017 06:50 AM (mjSYe)

24
I was wrong. Actually the New York Times did run an article...

http://www.nytimes.com/1994/10/19/world/clinton-approves-a-plan-to-give-aid-to-north-koreans.html

WASHINGTON, Oct. 18 1994 President Clinton approved a plan today to arrange more than $4 billion in energy aid to North Korea during the next decade in return for a commitment from the country's hard-line Communist leadership to freeze and gradually dismantle its nuclear weapons development program.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 15, 2017 06:51 AM (EgwCt)

25 Posted by: weirdflunky at July 15, 2017 06:48 AM (mjSYe)

Ah yes, the Wyff's home state. It is brutal there in the summer, I agree. We always seem to go there to visit in the summer, though.

Posted by: F.N.G. at July 15, 2017 06:51 AM (kiSdp)

26 Posted by: F.N.G. at July 15, 2017 06:51 AM (kiSdp)

Yeah, the AC guy won't have a problem paying for his kid's bail money or rehab stay.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 15, 2017 06:52 AM (mjSYe)

27 Yay! I get to spend the next week waking up at 4:30 in the morning, weekends included. Life is always giving you things little things like this to look forward to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2017 06:54 AM (4FTuS)

28 WASHINGTON, Oct. 18 1994 President Clinton approved a plan today to arrange more than $4 billion in energy aid to North Korea during the next decade in return for a commitment from the country's hard-line Communist leadership to freeze and gradually dismantle its nuclear weapons development program.

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Just like the "commitment" preezy got from the Iranians.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2017 06:54 AM (EZebt)

29 Milwaukee Air and Water Show today with the Blue Angels. Should be great.

I love Summer!

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 15, 2017 06:54 AM (cUwS+)

30
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 15, 2017 06:54 AM (wIm2C)

31 Oh yes, I remember. You youngins wouldn't know it but many of us were there at the EMT that happened a few minutes ago.

Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 15, 2017 06:55 AM (B9t7n)

32 Good morning my pretty Hordelings.

Off for a walk and some hipster artisanal coffee before the humidity hits.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 06:59 AM (QGoUX)

33
"Trust, but verify."

Ronald Reagan

What an antiquated notion.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 15, 2017 06:59 AM (EgwCt)

34 Visiting Houston. Have breakfast meeting:
[ ] going
[x] not showing up

Have business up near La Grange:
[ ] going
[x] said I'm going but not showing up

A/C set on 65
Microwave snacks and coffee in room.
[x] sloth
[ ] unsloth

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 15, 2017 07:06 AM (B9t7n)

35 Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville. She said she was bored and wanted to know if I wanted to rekindle the flame...no time like the present to fuck a democrat!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2017 07:06 AM (yhf6w)

36 Well hell. Time to break out the Round up and get ready to mow. Those gnats aren't gonna swat themselves.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 15, 2017 07:09 AM (mjSYe)

37 I can't wait for Summer to end. I can't sleep worth shit in this humidity. If I ever come across the Heat Miser I'll tell him "F.U!".. right to his face.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 15, 2017 07:09 AM (y/H3v)

38 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:14 AM (J+eG2)

39 Planned on grilling some lamb chops later today but I just called the jerk store and they're all out of ewe.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 07:16 AM (zkGZ8)

40 Hello, Horde. Cloudy and 77 in central Oklahoma.
First day of staycation for me.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 07:24 AM (rJUlF)

41 July 15, 64F in RI....but looking better tomorrow and I just saw the dope RI Cicilline on with Waters and Pelosi about impeachment of DJT...ugh...

Posted by: KWDreaming at July 15, 2017 07:25 AM (lLOfk)

42 8 Last night I finally trapped my female cat who has been on the lam for six weeks. She hadn't been spayed yet. I just got a good look at her and her belly looks big. Ugh.
Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at July 15, 2017 06:20 AM (FSETn)

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I have been out of town for 7 weeks, your cat isn't my type, I had a vasectomy, I only grab pussies, those scratch marks are from a raccoon....

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:29 AM (vChNs)

43 Serious Cat,

My apartment has lousy air conditioning. The living room and kitchen stay cool, but the bedrooms are miserable in the summer, even with fans. I've woken up more than a few times this summer to find CW Jr had moved to the couch sometime in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 07:29 AM (rJUlF)

44 WASHINGTON, Oct. 18 1994 President Clinton approved a plan today to arrange more than $4 billion in energy aid to North Korea during the next decade in return for a commitment from the country's hard-line Communist leadership to freeze and gradually dismantle its nuclear weapons development program.

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we really dodged that bullet

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:31 AM (vChNs)

45 >>> Planned on grilling some lamb chops later today but I just called the jerk store and they're all out of ewe.

I can't believe you dropped that on us at this early hour.

Posted by: fluffy at July 15, 2017 07:32 AM (jw2Xw)

46 Off for a walk and some hipster artisanal coffee before the humidity hits.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 06:59 AM (QGoUX)

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that's how it starts. Before you know it, you've gone full Scarborough. SAD!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:32 AM (vChNs)

47 A drug and alcohol rehabilitation group has released a study which shows nearly 75 percent of Democrats are so thirsty for President Donald Trump’s immediate impeachment, they would give up booze forever.

Detox, the advocacy group behind the recent poll, interviewed 1,013 men and women who identify as active alcohol consumers.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 15, 2017 07:33 AM (EgwCt)

48 "Trust*, but verify."

Ronald Reagan

What an antiquated notion.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 15, 2017 06:59 AM (EgwCt)


* Except commies and progrssives

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:33 AM (vChNs)

49 Eating breakfast before going into work ... on a damn Saturday.

Weep for me, Horde. Weep.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 15, 2017 07:34 AM (fiGNd)

50 For all you people who think you have problems, y daughter got her learners permit yesterday.

god help me

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:34 AM (vChNs)

51 Save us, JJ, you're our only hope...

Whoops. We're gonna get another charlie?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 15, 2017 07:34 AM (tHzqt)

52 "WASHINGTON, Oct. 18 1994 President Clinton approved a plan today to arrange more than $4 billion in energy aid to North Korea during the next decade in return for a commitment from the country's hard-line Communist leadership to freeze and gradually dismantle its nuclear weapons development program. "


If I ever had a son....


Posted by: Zombie P. T. Barnum at July 15, 2017 07:35 AM (J+eG2)

53 Our Girl Kitteh had 4 Kittens a month ago. One of them is very small and doesn't seem to want to nurse.

He's not ready for solid food yet. Little bit worried about him.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 15, 2017 07:35 AM (sf2BM)

54 Yeah I know. First world problem.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 15, 2017 07:37 AM (sf2BM)

55 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:34 AM (vChNs)

Got any big empty parking lots you can take her to ? I started mine off driving in those.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 15, 2017 07:38 AM (fiGNd)

56 Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that
used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married
for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville. She said she was
bored and wanted to know if I wanted to rekindle the flame...no time
like the present to fuck a democrat!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2017 07:06 AM (yhf6w)


It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 15, 2017 07:38 AM (JO9+V)

57 Eating breakfast before going into work ... on a damn Saturday.

Weep for me, Horde. Weep.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 15, 2017 07:34 AM (fiGNd)

I have to take CW Jr to work at 10 today, then head to the community theater for rehearsal and to install a new sound mixer.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 07:38 AM (rJUlF)

58 A rehab group should get results of 100%, wouldn't you think?

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2017 07:39 AM (lIj7A)

59 I have to take CW Jr to work at 10 today, then head to the community theater for rehearsal and to install a new sound mixer.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 07:38 AM (rJUlF)


That sounds like the perfect situation for a flask.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 15, 2017 07:39 AM (fiGNd)

60 Anybody keeping a watch on that protest march against the NRA the other day?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:41 AM (J+eG2)

61 For all you people who think you have problems, y daughter got her learners permit yesterday.



god help me

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:34 AM (vChNs)


Parent taught driver's ed? It's the only way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2017 07:41 AM (JO9+V)

62 "Anybody keeping a watch on that protest march against the NRA the other day?"

You mean the one that has armed guards watching over them?

Naw.

Haven't heard a thing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 15, 2017 07:42 AM (sf2BM)

63 In a recent survey, 100% of Buzzsaw90's saw a sudden uptick in their alcohol consumption.

As well as a sudden fear of dying in an automobile accident.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:43 AM (J+eG2)

64 That sounds like the perfect situation for a flask.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 15, 2017 07:39 AM (fiGNd)


Step 1: Buy a flask...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 07:44 AM (rJUlF)

65 29 Milwaukee Air and Water Show today with the Blue Angels. Should be great.

I love Summer!
Posted by: Pete Seria



https://youtu.be/d5PqVeex4QU

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2017 07:44 AM (rnpZQ)

66 "You mean the one that has armed guards watching over them?

Naw.

Haven't heard a thing."

Yeh...that's the one.

The media has been strangely silent about that massive event.

It's quiet..
Too quiet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:45 AM (J+eG2)

67 55 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:34 AM (vChNs)

Got any big empty parking lots you can take her to ? I started mine off driving in those.

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yep, one of those industrial parks with lots of parking lots and an access road. Where I learned to drive. first trip tomorrow. Should be empty on a Sunday.

Taught my niece to drive there. Ten minutes into it, she's pulling into a parking space and she hits the gas instead of the brakes. We're headed into a building.

pure reflex, I hit the gearshift into neutral, but we still went over the little concrete parking stop.

I was amazing, did not get excited, we swapped places and I backed up over the stop and we went right back to driving. Got water ice afterwards. Didn't change my underwear until we got home....

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:45 AM (vChNs)

68 I know a couple Morons have noted that some Colorado voters are un-registering due to the Orange Scalp Weasel's voter fraud commission. Insty linked an article saying it's mostly Democrats : https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/270104/

HAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2017 07:46 AM (0ReGO)

69 56 Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that
used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married
for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville. She said she was
bored and wanted to know if I wanted to rekindle the flame...no time
like the present to fuck a democrat!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2017 07:06 AM (yhf6w)


It's a honeytrap!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 15, 2017 07:38 AM (JO9+V)

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FIFY

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:46 AM (vChNs)

70 Step 1: Buy a flask...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 07:44 AM (rJUlF)


In all honesty - what you're doing sounds pretty cool. I was just talking to Fen a few nights ago about getting into something like that.

I know just a teeny, tiny, just a little bit better than nothing about mixers and stuff. How big is this one ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 15, 2017 07:46 AM (fiGNd)

71 Yeah, count me among the ranks of the doomed, who've gotta trudge out of the AC and into the hot Texas sun, to work on this heah Satuhday.

Likewise with the lawn needing to be mowed. I rather despise that endless chore.

But, no workie, no eat-ee, so the work awaits.

*raises coffee mug towards the screen*

Cheers, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2017 07:46 AM (v5iqM)

72 *raises diet coke to Jim*

Well - sooner I get into the shop - sooner I'm done and cracking the first cold one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 15, 2017 07:48 AM (fiGNd)

73 Parent taught driver's ed? It's the only way.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2017 07:41 AM (JO9+V)

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part me, part driver school. helps on insurance rates. And pray for my daughter the first time my wife is a passenger. She doesn't think I know how to drive.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:48 AM (vChNs)

74 "Likewise with the lawn needing to be mowed. I rather despise that endless chore.

But, no workie, no eat-ee, so the work awaits.

*raises coffee mug towards the screen*

Cheers, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX"

For those about to mow...

We salute you!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:48 AM (J+eG2)

75 63 In a recent survey, 100% of Buzzsaw90's saw a sudden uptick in their alcohol consumption.

As well as a sudden fear of dying in an automobile accident.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:43 AM (J+eG2)

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Driving and drinking is still legal I think

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:49 AM (vChNs)

76 it was like 99 here is SE Pa yesterday. But my office keeps the temperature set at Leningrad, so i'm wearing a sweater all day long. I take walks in the parking lot to get the feeling back in my fingers.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:51 AM (vChNs)

77 56 Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that
used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married
for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville. She said she was
bored and wanted to know if I wanted to rekindle the flame...no time
like the present to fuck a democrat!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2017 07:06 AM (yhf6w)

I'd watch carefully to see if she throws any red flags.
YOLO

Posted by: dDan at July 15, 2017 07:52 AM (hwYmz)

78 " But my office keeps the temperature set at Leningrad,"


Have you told them that they are killing the polar bears with their energy consumption?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:53 AM (J+eG2)

79 I wanted to stop by and give my heart-felt thanks for all those who read my comment, that was turned into a thread of its own. I'm so glad that so many enjoyed my recollections.

I do love the summers in the South and when I was stationed in Germany (in the Army) and Alaska (with the USCG), I did miss the slow, steamy rhythm. I missed catching speckled trout and gigging flounder by lantern light on the shallow sand bars. I missed driving to the beach, walking a mile down the west end of a large barrier island and having a bonfire, drinking cheap beer, singing and playing guitars and making out with girls that we would meet.

I remember my father helping me rebuild the 350 in my first vehicle I saved for two years to buy, a 1956 Chevy truck with faded green paint and few rust spots we had to cut away and repair with our cousin's welding gear. When that 4-barrel carb came to life and I could the vibrations through the long shifter, it made all of those bruised and bloodied knuckles and sweat spent in our carport worth it. It's a shame you can't do what we did, searching junkyards for a part here, a part there and working every afternoon on my truck after my father got home and ate supper. I sold that truck years later and regret it to this day.

Back to the present, I've grown so exhausted of the Russkie "collusion" story. I find it amusing these same crypto-commie Democrats, who during the Reagan era cozied up to every Soviet leader, are suddenly concerned about Russia.

If "grab em by the pussy" didn't sink Trump, why do those the news media and their leftist fellow travellers think this will?

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at July 15, 2017 07:54 AM (FMgad)

80 Drudge headline is pretty ugly

Posted by: Jared at July 15, 2017 07:55 AM (x+8bD)

81 56 Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville. She said she was
bored and wanted to know if I wanted to rekindle the flame...no time
like the present to fuck a democrat!

---

once you fuck a progressive, you'll never go back

Posted by: Joe S at July 15, 2017 07:55 AM (vChNs)

82 It's quiet..
Too quiet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:45 AM (J+eG2)

Tried to find how many marchers there are. None of the reports say anything. From the pics available, looks like on a few hundred.

Pure gaslighting.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 15, 2017 07:56 AM (sf2BM)

83 Today is the Feast of Saint Bonaventure. The traditional meal is taco pizza.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 07:56 AM (zkGZ8)

84 "I'd watch carefully to see if she throws any red flags. "

Flags so far:

1. Currently married

2. To a professional Democrat

3. Actively seeks you out

4. In search of something to entertain her and defeat her boredom.

My personal suggestion?
Stay away.
Stay far away.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:56 AM (J+eG2)

85 Buzzsaw, I just got my car back this week from the first time my son went driving with me.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2017 07:56 AM (sBOL1)

86 78 " But my office keeps the temperature set at Leningrad,"


Have you told them that they are killing the polar bears with their energy consumption?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:53 AM (J+eG2)

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I'm just worried that it keeping the ladies at the office from wearing less clothing...

Posted by: Joe S at July 15, 2017 07:57 AM (vChNs)

87 Grizzledcoastie, your comment sparked a lot of fond memories for a lot of people. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2017 07:58 AM (sBOL1)

88 85 Buzzsaw, I just got my car back this week from the first time my son went driving with me.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2017 07:56 AM (sBOL1)

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how old is your son now?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:58 AM (vChNs)

89 GrizzledCoastie

Yes...that was an excellent comment the other day.

It captured the essence of how many of us more seasoned humans have been thinking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:58 AM (J+eG2)

90 Parent taught driver's ed? It's the only way.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2017 07:41 AM (JO9+V)
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Not with my dad! Rage-a-holic NY Italian who learned to drive in the Army on a Jeep.

The air was blue.

High school Driver's Ed for me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 07:58 AM (QGoUX)

91 No, Gizzledcoastie. thank YOU for writing it!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 07:58 AM (zkGZ8)

92 ScoggDog, I don't know. I just found out we had a new one this morning.

It's bound to be an improvement. We've been using an old PA amp for years. That gave me very little volume control. There was a micron-thin line between "We can't hear anything" and "That's too loud!"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 07:59 AM (rJUlF)

93 Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2017 07:06 AM (yhf6w)

Run like hell!. Some woman who contacts you years later because she's bored sounds like bad news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2017 07:59 AM (iVOAv)

94 how old is your son now?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 07:58 AM (vChNs)
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22.

Oh wait, that's the other son.

It wasn't his fault. We were creeping along in a parking lot, he hadn't been driving more than 15 seconds, and wham! some guy backs right into us without looking to see where he was going.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2017 08:00 AM (sBOL1)

95 Ah, the troll tries a name switch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2017 08:00 AM (oVJmc)

96
It's a win-win-win-win for Trump, which causes me to suspect that Trump masterminded this whole "scandal." Anyway, that's my conspiracy theory, and that's why it look bad (to me) for Trump.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 06:45 AM (zkGZ

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Ha. That's the first time I've heard that Trump will go under because he calculated and carefully planned the entire thing and then made the (D)s and their media friends talk about it for eight or nine months.

That's brilliant, and you should probably go ahead and consider it stolen.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 15, 2017 08:01 AM (psH+N)

97 The paper is reporting on how long Trump's handshake with Macron was-28 seconds. So someone was actually counting this?!! "What fools these mortals be!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2017 08:03 AM (iVOAv)

98 "Drudge headline is pretty ugly "

Drudge only cares about hits on his site. He's going to go with what ever he thinks will get the highest count.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 15, 2017 08:04 AM (sf2BM)

99 And off we go on another walk down memory lane.


VIA at age 15.

My father asks me out of the blue if I want a car at age 16.

Now, us growing up never having an excess of money, this was a little bit startling.

So of course I responded that I wanted my own car for my 16th birthday.

His response that I either needed to get a job in order to buy one, or learn how to build one myself was not the answer I was hoping for.

On the plus side, the abandoned 1959 volkswagen given to me as a gift by a neighbor, that I completely rebuilt, to include engine, electrical and suspension was almost my favorite vehicle for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:05 AM (J+eG2)

100 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 07:38 AM (rJUlF)

And what show are they performing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2017 08:05 AM (iVOAv)

101 27 Yay! I get to spend the next week waking up at 4:30 in the morning, weekends included. Life is always giving you things little things like this to look forward to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2017 06:54 AM (4FTuS)

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I've always been kind of envious of late sleepers.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 15, 2017 08:05 AM (psH+N)

102 The paper is reporting on how long Trump's handshake with Macron was-28 seconds. So someone was actually counting this?!! "What fools these mortals be!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
________

Probably the same people who deem a candidate unfit to hold office because of how many times he blinks his eyelids during a debate.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 08:06 AM (zkGZ8)

103 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2017 08:06 AM (KCxzN)

104 My personal suggestion?
Stay away.
Stay far away.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:56 AM (J+eG2)


I'm with you. Had a new neighbor years back. Freshly married for second time for him. First for her. She was the 'other' woman that broke up the marriage. He lost the house to ex.

Fast forward a couple years. 'For Sale' sign on house. He found another 'other' woman. He lost the house to ex.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 15, 2017 08:07 AM (EgwCt)

105 Ah, the troll tries a name switch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


That's desthpicable!

Posted by: Daffy Duck, this is CNN! at July 15, 2017 08:07 AM (S6Pax)

106 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:56 AM (J+eG2)

Those were some that I saw.
Yeah, she can stay bored.

Posted by: dDan at July 15, 2017 08:07 AM (hwYmz)

107 Was it a VW Beetle?

I've wanted one of those classics my entire adult life. A friend of mine in Germany had one and let me use it often. I loved that car but she would never sell it to me.

bummer....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 15, 2017 08:08 AM (sf2BM)

108 It's bound to be an improvement. We've been using an old PA amp for years. That gave me very little volume control. There was a micron-thin line between "We can't hear anything" and "That's too loud!"
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 07:59 AM (rJUlF)

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so it goes to eleven

Posted by: Nigel T at July 15, 2017 08:08 AM (vChNs)

109 Flags so far...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:56 AM (J+eG2)

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The woman is shooting fireworks while launching a rocket into space.

If you stick your dick in that level of capital-c Crazy you probably deserve everything you have coming to you.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 15, 2017 08:08 AM (psH+N)

110 Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at July 15, 2017 07:54 AM (FMgad)

It was a great comment. It brought nostalgia for some, melancholy for others, but nobody was unaffected. Well done, sir.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 08:09 AM (0mRoj)

111 Are you being prepared?

An "Our Daily Bread" devotional:

https://odb.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2017 08:09 AM (iVOAv)

112 Probably the same people who deem a candidate unfit to hold office because of how many times he blinks his eyelids during a debate.
Posted by: FireHorse


This is all making me very thirsty. Anybody got a bottle of water?

Posted by: Marco Rubio, the water boy at July 15, 2017 08:10 AM (S6Pax)

113 Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that
used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married
for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville. She said she was
bored and wanted to know if I wanted to rekindle the flame...no time
like the present to fuck a democrat!


Oh, sure. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2017 08:10 AM (oVJmc)

114 Who ever gave the Brave browser heads up Thanks!

Fast and free and easy.....just like my wimmins.

Fight the power!

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2017 08:10 AM (5VlCp)

115
Fast forward a couple years. 'For Sale' sign on house. He found another 'other' woman. He lost the house to ex.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 15, 2017 08:07 AM (EgwCt)

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he needed better joo lawyers

Posted by: Donald J Trump at July 15, 2017 08:11 AM (vChNs)

116 My personal suggestion?
Stay away.
Stay far away.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 07:56 AM (J+eG2)


Yeah. There's no scenario in which this ends well. Unless her hubby has a cuckold fetish, in which case it still doesn't end well.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 08:11 AM (0mRoj)

117 113 Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that
used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married
for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville. She said she was
bored and wanted to know if I wanted to rekindle the flame...no time
like the present to fuck a democrat!

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Only if your name is Paulo. Leave that to the professionals

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 08:12 AM (vChNs)

118 "Was it a VW Beetle? "

Yes.

36 Horsepower.
No cam bearings.
6 volt electrical system.

No gas gauge, just a reserve lever under the dash.



Not saying I learned a lot building that car, but by 12th grade I was trading auto repairs in the faculty parking lot for passing grades on my tests.

No...it wasn't "Starter Replacements...Nickel a pop".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:12 AM (J+eG2)

119 So, Mosul was taken back from ISIS. That's a good thing, I suppose. Wouldn't have been necessary if Bush hadn't invaded Iraq in the fist place.

Besides, Mosul rightfully belongs to the Lakota. The Hebrews stole it from them.

I ultimately blame William Penn.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 08:13 AM (zkGZ8)

120 Capicola, mortadella, bresaola, porchetta. I could go on.

Posted by: David Brooks at July 15, 2017 08:13 AM (PXj2C)

121 yo

Posted by: Ralph at July 15, 2017 08:13 AM (lEhiV)

122 once you fuck a progressive, you'll never go back
Posted by: Joe S at July 15, 2017 07:55 AM (vChNs)

Late to thread.

Glad to see the Morons on their toes this morning.

Posted by: golfman at July 15, 2017 08:13 AM (JE1uX)

123 @118

Yeah, old VW's sucked. "The People's Car". Hitler's revenge on the masses.

Posted by: Ralph at July 15, 2017 08:14 AM (lEhiV)

124 " Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville."

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I would be writing.......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:15 AM (J+eG2)

125 117
113 Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that

used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married

for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville. She said she was

bored and wanted to know if I wanted to rekindle the flame...no time

like the present to fuck a democrat!



Sounds like a trap to me.

Posted by: Ralph at July 15, 2017 08:16 AM (lEhiV)

126 Besides, Mosul rightfully belongs to the Lakota. The Hebrews stole it from them.

I ultimately blame William Penn.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 08:13 AM (zkGZ

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THIS IS CNN

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 08:16 AM (vChNs)

127 Yeah, old VW's sucked. "The People's Car". Hitler's revenge on the masses.
Posted by: Ralph at July 15, 2017 08:14 AM (lEhiV)

Yep. A buddy had one in high school. Had to ride around for an hour to get the interior warm (never hot).

Posted by: golfman at July 15, 2017 08:16 AM (JE1uX)

128 When they're not hyperventilating about Russia, the rest of the the newspeople sound like gossip columnists-"Did you hear what Trump said about Madame Macron?" "Was Madame Macron upset that her husband was flirting with Melania?

I don't give my opinions about politics so much in church-I don't endorse a candidate,. I mean. or say how stupid the press is, but yesterday both church musicians said "Boy, the press is ridiculous. Who cares what he said to Mrs. Macron? My gut feeling is that they both voted for Trump. One of them is attending at LPGA tournament at the Trump golf course in NJ today

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2017 08:17 AM (iVOAv)

129 Yeah, old VW's sucked. "The People's Car". Hitler's revenge on the masses.

VW's mistake is that it got rid of the old name. Who wouldn't want to drive a Strength-Through-Joy Wagen today?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2017 08:17 AM (PXj2C)

130 Speaking of CNN, some new member at my club turned the TV in the men's locker room to CNN.



He was immediately abused. Not a good way to make friends.

Posted by: Ralph at July 15, 2017 08:17 AM (lEhiV)

131 >>>singing and playing guitars and making out with girls that we would meet.

This toxic masculinity is triggering me. Not all commenters here are conservative fascists. Please try to show a little consideration.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 15, 2017 08:18 AM (/qEW2)

132 There are so many memes and programs colliding with each other in this one little article.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/iqaluit-amazon-prime-1.4193665

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:18 AM (J+eG2)

133 So, Mosul was taken back from ISIS. That's a good thing, I suppose. Wouldn't have been necessary if Bush hadn't invaded Iraq in the fist place.

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Would've been even less necessary if someone hadn't gift-wrapped the place for al-Qaeda - sorry, ISIS, because he wanted to win re-election and thought claiming to have kept a campaign promise was more important than the thousands of dead troops they had once pretended to care about.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 15, 2017 08:19 AM (psH+N)

134
I remember the old VW's. I don't think the gas gauge ever worked more than a year. Of course for most people you only had to put gas into them once a month or so.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 15, 2017 08:19 AM (EgwCt)

135 50 For all you people who think you have problems, y daughter got her learners permit yesterday.

god help me

Posted by: Buzzsaw90

Got help us all.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 15, 2017 08:20 AM (0ecq3)

136 Tii,
Mind my intrusion,but sure sounds like runt kitteh needs supplemental feeds.
Any pet store or co-op and of course vets sell tiny bottles and kitten formula.It's messaging so worth it.
Coming from a hooman OB night nurse who drove home on night shift lunch hour,oh 2am and fed two little runt kittens that lost there mama.
So worth the effort .
The little shiites would clamp down so hard on the nipples they were dangling from the nurser btl.
Then claw at littermate to keep him back.
Wish you were here in Washington,I'd be thrilled to feed a babe again(feline)
Retired from NICU for hoomans!!!
Good luck.
Lurkette infidelishous

Posted by: Infidelishous at July 15, 2017 08:21 AM (swCSp)

137 My first car was a used '72 Beetle with moon roof. It even got AM! I called him Rasputin because he couldn't be killed (couldn't even drown him in the Neva because he'd just float).

Platonic ideal of a First Car. We went on many adventures.

Sure it was a tin can piece of crap, but when was the last time you could find a push-to-start vehicle?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 08:21 AM (QGoUX)

138 Speaking of CNN, some new member at my club turned the TV in the men's locker room to CNN.

Posted by: Ralph
________

Erin Burnett is easy on the eyes.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 08:21 AM (zkGZ8)

139
Got help us all.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 15, 2017 08:20 AM (0ecq3)

We like it.

Posted by: Jake at State Farm at July 15, 2017 08:22 AM (JE1uX)

140 Hate on the Beetle all you want. I still want one. In original condition. You all can laugh at me as I putt putt down the road.

Hopefully it'll stay running until I get home.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 15, 2017 08:23 AM (sf2BM)

141 "I remember the old VW's. I don't think the gas gauge ever worked more than a year. Of course for most people you only had to put gas into them once a month or so."

I was driving mine in 74-75.

Can't tell you how often I filled the tank using coinage I found under the couch or just laying around the house.

For a High School Senior in 75, in the Lehigh Valley area living on the south side, freedom was cruising the circuit in Allentown till midnight.
Just like American Graffiti.

All on about two bucks worth of gas.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:23 AM (J+eG2)

142 140 Hate on the Beetle all you want. I still want one. In original condition. You all can laugh at me as I putt putt down the road.

Hopefully it'll stay running until I get home.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 15, 2017 08:23 AM (sf2BM)
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I love the flatulent sputtery putt-putt-putt sound of a running Bug.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 08:24 AM (QGoUX)

143 My first car was 1960 VW, with a sunroof !!, bought with my own money at 16 from a neighbor. Only thing was it popped out of third gear, so took apart the transaxle, replaced some syncros and put it back together, and it still popped out of 3rd gear. At least it was my popping this time. That car taught me a lot and was the reason I got my first mechanic job with a Lotus dealer. I handled all the transmission problems for them. I was able to get every one of them to pop out of 3rd gear.

Posted by: Last at July 15, 2017 08:24 AM (8HiDF)

144 For all you people who think you have problems, y daughter got her learners permit yesterday.

god help me

I feel for you. My son has his provisional license.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2017 08:24 AM (iVOAv)

145 >>>>"Drudge headline is pretty ugly "



Drudge only cares about hits on his site. He's going to go with what ever he thinks will get the highest count.
.
.
.So I read the Drudge linked article about th eTrump Jr. meeting and the possibility of the Russians passing him the DNC hacked emails. It appears AP is now reporting as "news" stories based completely on theory and conjecture.

Just like that old TV show with Leonard Nimoy, in Search of.

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at July 15, 2017 08:25 AM (0pcwX)

146 I once, in another life, drove and rode to Canada in a VW Karmin Gia, I am over six feet tall, the car was made for midgets.

Posted by: Ralph at July 15, 2017 08:25 AM (lEhiV)

147 "Sure it was a tin can piece of crap, but when was the last time you could find a push-to-start vehicle?"

Used to own a 1968 Fiat 500 when we were stationed in Italy.

Push to start was a standard starting procedure.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:25 AM (J+eG2)

148 Got any big empty parking lots you can take her to ? I started mine off driving in those.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 15, 2017 07:38

I always stated my kids driving at the cemetery. not too many cars or people to hit.

Posted by: cicero skip at July 15, 2017 08:26 AM (FIrEF)

149 For a High School Senior in 75, in the Lehigh Valley area living on the south side, freedom was cruising the circuit in Allentown till midnight.
Just like American Graffiti.

All on about two bucks worth of gas.

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I was just up there visiting Lehigh U with driver permit daughter this weed. What do they have against building on level ground there?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 15, 2017 08:27 AM (vChNs)

150 True history about the VW.

The Nazis ran a subscription scheme where Germans could "reserve" their car, to be manufactured and delivered after the purchaser had monthly payments for several years.

WWII interfered with the plan and the vast majority of subscribers never received their vehicles.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2017 08:27 AM (EZebt)

151 Just like that old TV show with Leonard Nimoy, in Search of.
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at July 15, 2017 08:25 AM (0pcwX)
----

"Could it be that [unexplained phenomenon] is due to [totally implausible reason involving aliens or time travel]?

Nimoy was the Tsoukolos of his day.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 08:27 AM (QGoUX)

152 One of our cars growing up was a VW Beetle. I loved its odd shape. I liked the Herbie movies. I guess even the ultra-humorless Mr. Hitler had a streak of whimsicality.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 15, 2017 08:28 AM (/qEW2)

153 Good luck.
Lurkette infidelishous

Posted by: Infidelishous at July 15, 2017 08:21 AM (swCSp)

Thanks for the suggestion. Guess a trip into town now is needed. Didn't know anyone sold pre loaded bottles for the Kittehs. That would work better for us.

You should de lurk more often. Thanks!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 15, 2017 08:29 AM (sf2BM)

154 I always stated my kids driving at the cemetery. not too many cars or people to hit.

Posted by: cicero skip


And not far to go in case you do hit one.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 15, 2017 08:29 AM (/qEW2)

155 "I love the flatulent sputtery putt-putt-putt sound of a running Bug."

My third VW was a 68 that I wound up putting a rat engine in from a friend's Formula Vee race vehicle.

End of the race season, and he was gonna retire the engine.

And by then I was helping out in his shop for fun. So it was a small step to rebuilding it, and making some minor improvements. Dual port heads with dual Webber downdrafts. I can't even remember what size jugs we had on it.
Stinger exhaust and a redline of somewhere over 7,000 RPM.

For all you old fogies, remember the first KZ-900's with the Kirker exhausts?

Yeh...that sound.

Had to swap engines every time it went in for PA inspection.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:32 AM (J+eG2)

156 68 I know a couple Morons have noted that some Colorado voters are un-registering due to the Orange Scalp Weasel's voter fraud commission. Insty linked an article saying it's mostly Democrats : https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/270104/

HAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2017 07:46 AM (0ReGO)


Sort of like illegals self-deporting.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2017 08:33 AM (sdi6R)

157 "I always stated my kids driving at the cemetery. not too many cars or people to hit."



Women and active Democratic voters hardest hit!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:34 AM (J+eG2)

158 Out of the blue I got an e-mail from an ol' gal that used to have her way with me back in high school. She has been married for quite a spell to a democrat rep over in Nashville. She said she was bored and wanted to know if I wanted to rekindle the flame...

Posted by: Tentotwo
________

How does she look? Is she in good shape? If so, don't mention it to her. It's degrading.

If you connect with her, keep any physical contact to less than 28 seconds. Preferably less, but 28 seconds is definitely too much.

If she has children, make sure that none of them has ever visited another country.

Whatever your intentions, restrict your correspondence to emails. That way you can be sure that no one else will ever know what messages the two of you exchange.

(That about covers it.)

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2017 08:34 AM (zkGZ8)

159 .So I read the Drudge linked article about th eTrump
Jr. meeting and the possibility of the Russians passing him the DNC
hacked emails. It appears AP is now reporting as "news" stories based
completely on theory and conjecture.

Just like that old TV show with Leonard Nimoy, in Search of.


Posted by: Admiral Akbar at July 15, 2017 08:25 AM (0pcwX)


Anything to try and get the narrative to continue. Talk about a bull shit story.

Posted by: Ralph at July 15, 2017 08:35 AM (lEhiV)

160 "I was just up there visiting Lehigh U with driver permit daughter this weed. What do they have against building on level ground there?"

Level ground is so ever-rated.
Anybody can build on that stuff.

You try the Yacoos hot dogs yet?

One of the few things I miss about around there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:35 AM (J+eG2)

161 "Whatever your intentions, restrict your correspondence to emails. That way you can be sure that no one else will ever know what messages the two of you exchange. "

You must have been in a cave for awhile?

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at July 15, 2017 08:35 AM (sf2BM)

162 Speaking of Volkswagen, are they still on the hook for that "emissions scandal", or has Scott Pruitt nixed that?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 15, 2017 08:36 AM (/qEW2)

163 Le NOOD

Arriving

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2017 08:36 AM (J+eG2)

164 Oh, buried in the AP story, the supposed spy? He was the translator. Why Donald, Jr would think he needed to mention the translator is beyond me, course I don't work for #Nevertrumpers.

Posted by: Ralph at July 15, 2017 08:38 AM (lEhiV)

165 My dad taught me to drive in a parking lot. After I got my license, he took me back there in the winter so I could learn to drive in the snow.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2017 08:40 AM (sdi6R)

166 Steve and Cold Bear:

Been looking for you--you asked the other day why Babe Ruth day was 4/27 instead of 7/14.

Apparently the Yankees held a Babe Ruth Day on 4/27/47 after it was learned he was suffering from throat cancer. He died a little over a year later. They've been celebrating it on that day ever since.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2017 08:54 AM (HiDrR)

167 I believe Jerusalem was captured by the Crusaders in 1099 AD

Posted by: SJT at July 15, 2017 03:20 PM (y7Tlg)

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