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Overnight Open Thread (14 Jul 2017)
Biometrics
Biometrics catches violent fugitive 25 years on the run. Pajama Boy Clinical psychologist: 'Women hate harmless men'. Division Crank up the bass, crack open a brew and relax.
h/t Average Daily Steps
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron, temporally buzzing (temporarily) at July 14, 2017 08:39 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 14, 2017 10:10 PM (oGXge)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 14, 2017 10:11 PM (oGXge)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 10:11 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 10:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:11 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: CDR M at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (/ocGl)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 14, 2017 10:13 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Gem at July 14, 2017 10:13 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 14, 2017 10:13 PM (nvMvs)
>>>I see someone cheated for the first comment.
Posted by: CDR M at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (9I51B)<<<
Fucker stole the DeLorean.
Posted by: Doc Brown at July 14, 2017 10:13 PM (oGXge)
I plan on being the generation that breaks social security. Bleed the beast.
Posted by: Mostly Harmless Lurker in you backyard at night at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 14, 2017 10:15 PM (+BG/J)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 10:16 PM (EZebt)
Not exclusively, but that's how the smart money bets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:16 PM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 14, 2017 10:16 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 14, 2017 10:17 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:17 PM (AWYXL)
I am sooo touchng myself tonight!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM
Just call out my name.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 14, 2017 10:17 PM (DMUuz)
Took them to the pool and now.....I am a nice medium shade of red.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 14, 2017 10:18 PM (smD62)
Drudge is on fire tonight.
Posted by: Bill Wynn
****
You may suck my uncircumsized c***k!
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2017 10:19 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2017 10:19 PM (5VlCp)
I am sooo touchng myself tonight!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM
Just call out my name.
Posted by: Trigglypuff
****
Aaaaaand cutting off my penis...
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:19 PM (hVdx9)
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Will she be aboard the HuffPo Magic Bus?
Which, BTW, I am calling The Confirmation Bias Tour.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 10:20 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:17 PM
Is that a new one made by the Firefox creator that got crybullied out of the company?
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 14, 2017 10:20 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 10:20 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:20 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 14, 2017 10:18 PM
Trust me, better than a hazy shade of winter.
Posted by: Simone le Garfunkle at July 14, 2017 10:21 PM (DMUuz)
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Will she be aboard the HuffPo Magic Bus?
Which, BTW, I am calling The Confirmation Bias Tour.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 10:20 PM (OdK9v)
One of the talented Horde musicians needs to write a parody song using Magic Bus.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 10:22 PM (Jcg9Q)
Drudge is on fire tonight.
Posted by: Bill Wynn
****
You may suck my uncircumsized c***k!
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:18 PM (hVdx9)
If "dirt" on the DNC exists (and who am I to doubt it?), are the Russians not doing America a great public service by bringing it to light?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:22 PM (AWYXL)
Posted by: F.N.G. at July 14, 2017 10:22 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: ibguy at July 14, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 14, 2017 10:20 PM (q1+kD)
I believe it is. Not certain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:24 PM (AWYXL)
It hasn't.
(moves to shady end of the bar with his beer)
Y'all go ahead and talk. I'll just listen.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 14, 2017 10:24 PM (rJUlF)
Haha.
The guy told me it was good for me to get a little bit of color.
I told him I have exactly 3 colors: Pale as pale can be (seriously, I buy the lightest foundation and it is still too dark for me); slightly red, and very red.
I don't tan. I am either white white or burnt.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 14, 2017 10:25 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 14, 2017 10:25 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 14, 2017 10:18 PM
Trust me, better than a hazy shade of winter."
Or a whiter shade of pale
Posted by: Procol Harum at July 14, 2017 10:25 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 10:25 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:25 PM (TwwWO)
It hasn't.
(moves to shady end of the bar with his beer)
Y'all go ahead and talk. I'll just listen.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July
why do you reject the advice given to you in complete sincerity from the horde?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 10:25 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 10:22 PM (Jcg9Q)
Bachman-Turner Overdrive did a song called "Bus Rider" that might be applicable, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:26 PM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 10:26 PM (e9G8E)
Drudge is on fire tonight.
Posted by: Bill Wynn
****
You may suck my uncircumsized c***k!
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:18 PM (hVdx9)
If "dirt" on the DNC exists (and who am I to doubt it?), are the
Russians not doing America a great public service by bringing it to
light?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
I really don't care what Bill says. He's such an a**hole he can slurp away...
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:19 PM
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna ever be right
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 14, 2017 10:26 PM (DMUuz)
"So what do the people who voted for him and support Trump do the stop the coup?"
For now, understand what a long game this is. Understand that Trump's first 2 years is all going to be spent just fighting lawsuits and judges and getting people appointed, and not much more is going to happen than that. The rot is too deep, the deep state is too entrenched, and the current Congress isn't capable of it. We need another big election in 2018 to knock some more of the current inhabitants out and put a scare into the rest of them. (We also need to replace Kennedy, which now won't happen til next year, probably.)
This is the Battle of the Bulge, and we're under siege. It's going to take everything we got just to hang on til hopefully, some relief can come in 2018.
These are words we should all live by. They have played the long game, it is our turn now. The election of President Trump provides us with an incredible opportunity to clean a lot of this up, but the election is simply the opening salvo in what is going to be a long war. I had hoped that Trump's election, by itself, would be enough to improve things, but we have learned differently. We have no choice but to dig in and keep working to fix things.
David
Posted by: David, Internet Deplorable at July 14, 2017 10:26 PM (5Rqpb)
I am sooo touchng myself tonight!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM (hVdx9)
For you, and teh Horde:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2017 10:26 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Procol Harum at July 14, 2017 10:26 PM (jm1YL)
Rinat Akhmetshin a Russian born American lobbyist was the mystery man at the Trump Jr. meeting.
http://tinyurl.com/ybvtng4d
And this from April.
"It is highly troubling that Fusion GPS appears to have been working with someone with ties to Russian intelligence --- let alone someone alleged to have conducted political disinformation campaigns --- as part of a pro-Russia lobbying effort while also simultaneously overseeing the creation of the Trump/Russia dossier," writes Grassley.
http://tinyurl.com/y88kk87o
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 14, 2017 10:27 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Procol Harum at July
conquistador was the only thing you wrote worth playing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 10:27 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:22 PM (AWYXL)
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He probably did not click on the link...
Posted by: William Eaton at July 14, 2017 10:27 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 14, 2017 10:25 PM (smD62)
Horde custom requires that you post a pic of your burn lines. For Science.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:28 PM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 14, 2017 10:28 PM (nvMvs)
Yesterday (Thursday) was another great adventure for Joyce and her amazing friend Jessica:
"I once read that if you repeat a task 10,000 times, you will instinctively perfect that task. Joyce is perfecting the simple yet important things she does; Thursday morning one hour at Jervey Gantt park with Joyce's sweet friend Erin. Erin's schedule allowed for a brief visit.
Big hello's, lot's of hugs and kisses. Our active time at the park began with a long, impressive, walk to the outdoor racquetball courts for wall ball and leg lifts. (15 total). Joyce improved her leg lifts in a short time. Sitting in her chair she secured the ball between her ankles then slowly raised her feet and legs straight up and with assistance would even bend her knees & retract her feet with the ball back towards her. She's looking forward to perfecting this exercise.
Then another impressive walk back to the car. Thrift shopping (on a mission ) was a huge success. We hit pay dirt with ($6 worth)! Lunch at Zaxby's was delish and the Hers & Hers beef pot pies we baked, one for each family's dinner, were delishamundo! We have SO MUCH FUN!"
Thanks, Jessica!
[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]
Posted by: ibguy at July 14, 2017 10:28 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 10:25 PM (0wem/)
Because I'm an idiot. A complete, stupid fool who will always feel like an outsider, no matter where he goes, no matter how hard he tries. Even here. It's no one's fault but my own, but I can't seem to change, so why try anymore?
**** it. I'm out for the night.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 14, 2017 10:28 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:28 PM (TwwWO)
During the conversation, a very nice Indian man (dot, not feather) repeatedly told me his name was Mario.
Ummmm, friend - Both my first and last names put me firmly into the Italian-American persuasion and, call me crazy, but I do not think you are really a "Mario".
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2017 10:28 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 14, 2017 10:29 PM (smD62)
Because I'm an idiot. A complete, stupid fool who will always feel like an outsider, no matter where he goes, no matter how hard he tries. Even here. It's no one's fault but my own, but I can't seem to change, so why try anymore?
**** it. I'm out for the night.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July
well, that turned out differently than I thought it would.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 10:30 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:30 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:28 PM (AWYXL)
I have some excellent burn lines from floating around topless and drunk in Mechanicsville, VA on Tuesday and Wednesday.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2017 10:30 PM (Id9+8)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885891917548068864
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885892018563690496
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885892105415135233
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885892208146231296
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885892304422219777
Posted by: kbdabear at July 14, 2017 10:31 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 14, 2017 10:31 PM (sf2BM)
****
Same here, CD-R M,
Brutal week.
Thank you for doing this for us despite your busy week.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 14, 2017 10:31 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2017 10:32 PM (5VlCp)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885892418754797569
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885892543778521088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885892668873691140
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885892768459096065
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/885892876433055744
Posted by: kbdabear at July 14, 2017 10:32 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 10:26 PM (e9G8E)
It is, but there is a "weapons-grade" drain opener made of crude concentrated sulfuric acid, which is dark brown from dissolved sulfur. The stuff has an incredible affinity for water, and breaks down flesh and hair by scavenging out water contained in its molecules, in effect charring the skin of victims. Nasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:32 PM (AWYXL)
It is. Or calcium hydroxide. Alkali, not acid although I doubt you'd appreciate the difference at the moment it's being thrown in your face.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 14, 2017 10:32 PM (7oUUT)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 10:33 PM (4NlII)
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Will she be aboard the HuffPo Magic Bus?
Which, BTW, I am calling The Confirmation Bias Tour.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 10:20 PM (OdK9v)
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Please let the little bit of Conservative media that exists bring this up to point and laugh at.
"The party of inclusion for all felt the need increase their outreach to all of those backwards ass rubes in the non coastal states who just don't get it.
"Our new Chairwoman (based in D.C. proper) will be hiring a number of other spokes diverse types to go forth and educate the occasionally washed masses in that freaking irritating flyover part of the Country as to why their thoughts, beliefs and ideals are so antithetical to a truly unified and inclusive Country for all, regardless of legal citizenship and tax positive status."
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 10:33 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2017 10:30 PM (Id9+
You expect us to take just your word for it?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 10:34 PM (e9G8E)
If they get what they're demanding they're not gonna like what happens. Suppose they win? When they start in on President Pence things are gonna go sideways fast. Then it will be, "Is there any food?" and "Can we drive to grandma's house before curfew?"
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 14, 2017 10:34 PM (B9t7n)
Posted by: cicero kid at July 14, 2017 10:35 PM (vFB1n)
I am sooo touchng myself tonight!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM (hVdx9)
For you, and teh Horde:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****
A bombshell of a woman, but a lesbian. (crying)
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:35 PM (hVdx9)
I know two women, both conservatives involved their church-- one in her mid fifties and one in her forties-- that are married to what one would call 'harmless men.' Both have been married to the same man for over 25years and both are completely devoted to the guys who, IMHO, have hit the marriage lottery. In many ways, they have reversed gender roles before that became a thing.
BTW... I wouldn't describe either of the women above as alpha.
So "one size fits all" doesn't necessarily work.
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:36 PM (aT+Bx)
Once again: nice guys finish last. We've been lied to.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 10:36 PM (0mRoj)
You expect us to take just your word for it?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 10:34 PM (e9G8E)
My word is priceless.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2017 10:36 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:36 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:36 PM (TwwWO)
At least 10000 steps a day for me.
Finn and Dan bathed and groomed for this weekend's San Antonio shows.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2017 10:36 PM (PBalj)
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:37 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:38 PM (hVdx9)
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See my post right above your post.
"Clinical Psychologist" (not a real doctor who can prescribe meds) is full of sh*t.
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:38 PM (aT+Bx)
756,
" So, what's the Clinton body count up to now?
Posted by: davidt at July 14, 2017 09:58 PM (XoldI)
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Last I saw, pre election, it was 24. Gotta be close to 30 by now.
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 10:01 PM (vj/UE)"
You have to go further back.http://alamo-girl.com/0463.htm
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 14, 2017 10:38 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 10:39 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:39 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (4NlII)
He quit the first time he got somebody who didn't hang up on him.
Posted by: Toad-O at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (cct0t)
Finn and Dan bathed and groomed for this weekend's San Antonio shows.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Sophie needing a bath, damp from running through wet grass just now, and muddy feet, hair a bit knotty. Has dozed off in her bed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (kusha)
Posted by: cicero kid at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (vFB1n)
Once again: nice guys finish last. We've been lied to.
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Also put in the "We've been lied to" file:
- you'll get head of you do a good job
-bosses reward hard workers
-skill is more important than sucking up
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2017 10:28 PM
I say, old chap, if it should turn out to be true, could you pass me a word via our mutual acquaintance Gorilla Pundit? I have some unfinished business I'd like to attend to.
Cheerio!
Posted by: Donkey Kong at July 14, 2017 10:41 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (4NlII)
The trick is to stay on the right side of the nice/doormat line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:41 PM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2017 10:30 PM (Id9+
You know the rules.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at July 14, 2017 10:42 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:42 PM (hVdx9)
9 years later, he will probably get parole. Crazy.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 14, 2017 10:42 PM (smD62)
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Make sure you vote in Wayne Country.
Outside of "Wayne County" you have to have show your photo ID and they look for your name on their register.
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:43 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 14, 2017 10:43 PM (7oUUT)
"Clinical Psychologist" (not a real doctor who can prescribe meds) is full of sh*t.
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:38 PM (aT+Bx)
Jordan Peterson is a pretty smart and insightful guy.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
I know them, and I break them.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2017 10:43 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****
Gonna have to agree. Show it kiddo.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:43 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:38 PM
Glad I could help. *blows kisses*
Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 14, 2017 10:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 10:43 PM (4NlII)
Posted by: Toad-O at July 14, 2017 10:44 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 14, 2017 10:44 PM (Rsi2C)
I learned, late in life, but not too late, that the ideal in some ways approximates that of a dangerous but good animal.
'Sweet beast' is one of the terms I've been blessed to have applied as an honorific.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:44 PM (TwwWO)
9 years later, he will probably get parole. Crazy.
Posted by: Tickled Pink
He'll probably go the Black Lives Matter route and win an ESPY.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 10:44 PM (rnpZQ)
• Women hate harmless men - Well, that's hardly news!
• Crank up the bass, crack open a brew and relax - um, no, thanks. I'll have the brew and relax part. (De gustibus non est disputandum.)
• Chairwoman of Heartland Engagement? Will she be on the bus tour? And will they wear MAGA hats to pass in the heartland?
• Acid attacks - normal gang activity - slightly encouraged by certain "religious" teachings?
• SS Funds to be depleted? I'll lose all of the $17.95 I have added in over the years?
• Movie props - Meeehhh...? okay, filed for reading later
• Average Daily Steps - Meh. Averaging all of N.Am. together seems odd. Same daily steps in Mexico, Chicago, and Nunavut?
✪ I like doggies!
Judges award CDR M's hasty-baked ONT only a 7. (The Russians hacked the vote, though.)
♹
Which is still 10x greater than any other ONT at AoS... tonight.
Posted by: mindful webworker - as a matter of flack at July 14, 2017 10:44 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (4NlII)
You're just flat wrong. I've lived it. I see it all the time.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 10:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2017 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:45 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 10:45 PM (0wem/)
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The same might hold true when you're a woman.
And an employee.
/"As God as my witness, I, Shibumi, am going to stop bending over being the nice, dedicated doormat employee my various bosses want me to be, since doing so has resulted in no rewards"
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:45 PM (aT+Bx)
- you'll get head of you do a good job
-bosses reward hard workers
-skill is more important than sucking up
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (aT+Bx)
That too.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
Watching PDT work his magic over in Europe is ever so much more interesting. Almost as though he's trying to send a big "F#%* You" to Angie baby by pulling country after country into his golden haired orbit. First Poland, now France. Where will Air Force One set down next?
Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 10:46 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:45 PM (aT+Bx)
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Now, now! Let's not be hasty!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:46 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Toad-O
****
Too true. Been there. Done that.
Moved on.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:47 PM (hVdx9)
http://theweek.com/articles/658893/why-gop-never-treat-hillary-clinton-like-president
Prognostication: Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President
http://freebeacon.com/blog/hillary-clinton-will-never-be-president/
Posted by: Winston at July 14, 2017 10:47 PM (mgpkf)
https://tinyurl.com/zoebqg6
Posted by: yankeefifth at July
meh, probably not. starts strong finishes not so much.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 10:47 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 14, 2017 10:47 PM (mMeIQ)
Shibumi, don't forget for the WBLT at work file:
- Your suggestions, issues and concerns are important to us
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 10:47 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I'm glad I know about the Donna Brazile debate question cheating, and Hillary colluding with Wasserman Schultz against Sanders. I throw it in the faces of liberals who voted for Hillary every chance I get.
So thanks, Russians.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2017 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
Eh, its "nuanced". Women are flakey but I like boobies so what are you gonna do?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 10:48 PM (rnpZQ)
I won the lottery in marrying Her Majesty (who must wonder often) insofar as I am otherwise the least marriagable man in the world. So lightning can strike.
I may not say what I mean to, but set standards for your living your own life, high ones. Try to live up to them. Don't try to live up to what you think others want from you. You'll never please them that way.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2017 10:48 PM (RZXSp)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 10:48 PM (4NlII)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2017 10:48 PM (rnAwa)
(runs screaming)
(actually has to try to make pennies to pay bills, but less dramatic as an excuse)
(not saying I don't run screaming)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 14, 2017 10:48 PM (wB8Tg)
9 years later, he will probably get parole. Crazy.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 14, 2017 10:42 PM
So...what you're saying is that soon, the Juice is loose?
(C'mon, you know someone had to say it...)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 14, 2017 10:49 PM (q1+kD)
Shoulda chosen a Chairwoman of Sandwich Making. Then they'd have something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 10:49 PM (SRKgf)
(runs screaming)
(actually has to try to make pennies to pay bills, but less dramatic as an excuse)
(not saying I don't run screaming)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 14, 2017 10:48 PM (wB8Tg)
Is it a girly scream?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at July 14, 2017 10:49 PM (h7sWp)
Nice guys are courteous enough to let the other circle jerk participants finish before they do is all that means.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 10:50 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Tuna
France exists to betray its allies. Its what they do, its who they are.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 10:50 PM (rnpZQ)
The "Non-gmo Fair-trade Latte Test."
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 14, 2017 10:50 PM (d3wbb)
I spent a semester in college studying the language and the people in Saint Petersburg. Every weekday, I had the following walk: a kilometer to the subway station nearest my apartment, and about two kilometers from the subway station nearest the university to the university.
The metro stations are a little more closely-spaced in Moscow, but given my experience, it's no surprise that Russians walk a lot. I ate probably four or five thousand calories a day (in no small part due to the enormous bowls of buttery kasha my host grandmother made for breakfast) and still lost weight.
Posted by: Fishbreath at July 14, 2017 10:51 PM (L+wVJ)
After Marcon/ Trump meeting in private.
Marcon looks at Trump in awe. "Will you be my new Daddy?"
Trump smiles. "Sure kid. You'll be a good boy and do what I want, right?"
Marcon lights up like a child christmas morning. "Yes, I will! I promise!"
Trump. "That's great kiddo. I'll make sure you get your very own MAGA hat, and some day, we can play golf together."
Marcon is in heaven. "That sound super. I can I bring Mommy, I mean my teacher, I mean my wife?"
"Sure kiddo."
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:51 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2017 10:52 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:32 PM (AWYXL)
Yep, Home Depot sells sulfuric acid drain opener. I've got some in the garage.
I also have a scar on my right arm dating from 1985 or so when I set it down in just a few drops of sulfuric.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 14, 2017 10:52 PM (nvMvs)
Shchi da kasha
Pisha nasha.
(stuff is damned fine, and much underappreciated.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:52 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj) fnord (0mRoj)
Like a cheerleader.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 14, 2017 10:53 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:53 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:54 PM (hVdx9)
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Like a cheerleader wearing nothing but a white push up bra and a cheerleader skirt running from a deranged killed in a hockey mask holding a K-Bar dripping with the blood of her just beheaded football star boyfriend.
FIFY.
/really, MUST I do all the heavy lifting?
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:55 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (4NlII)
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Not so much these days, I am now married, but only since last fall.
Prior to that relationship, my dating profile noted specifically noted that I was what I consider to be an Alpha male. Not in any kind of bad way, just that I was over 50 and not likely to change much in my ways at this point in my life. Accept me as I am, or not, and I will return the favor. I am not a fixer upper.
Something about my verbiage sparked a "challenge accepted!" vibe in women that responded. Every one of them, within a couple of months began to try and get me to change.
When I brought up the fact that I was upfront and honest, the consistent answer was "this is to help YOU, not for me!.
Yeah. OK. Soooo glad to no longer have to worry about that.
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 10:55 PM (vj/UE)
Ha! I picture Trump mussing Macron's hair up like he was a little kid at the end! Maybe even offering him a Fresca.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 14, 2017 10:55 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 10:55 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 10:56 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 10:56 PM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 10:57 PM (kusha)
I give PDT credit for maybe trying to get Europe to save itself.
Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 10:57 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2017 10:48 PM (rnAwa)
Really? Before endorsing the conclusion that that proved anything, I'd want to sweat the methodology of the "study."
I'd be looking specifically for selection bias, viz., that people who choose to read Shakespeare are intellectually more able than those reading self-help books (which, frankly, are generally for retards). For example, a "study" might show that reading books on group theory is better for the brain than comic books, cleanly overlooking the difference in the demographics to which the respective books appeal.
The obvious control experiment: switch the reading material of the two test groups, and measure the effect again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 10:57 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Toad-O at July 14, 2017 10:57 PM (cct0t)
*gives secret handsign*
One thing I like about her is she's not one of those girls who thinks she has to send tan-line selfies or even nude ones, as so many others do. I mean, those other girls, they're just so desperate for attention, they'll do anything. But not Miley. No, she's got class.
i bet you she could even take a pic of herself that would be tasteful and modest and STILL be more attractive than one of those vulgar pics that the others send.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:57 PM (TwwWO)
--
Like a cheerleader
wearing nothing but a white push up bra and a cheerleader skirt running
from a deranged killed in a hockey mask holding a K-Bar dripping with
the blood of her just beheaded football star boyfriend.
FIFY.
/really, MUST I do all the heavy lifting?
Posted by: shibumi
****
Go on...
Posted by: Charles Manson Touchimg Himself at July 14, 2017 10:58 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 10:55 PM (aT+Bx) fnord (aT+Bx)
Darlin', one third of my heart works. Yes, you have to do the heavy lifting.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 14, 2017 10:58 PM (wB8Tg)
Ahhhh. You know I've never seen a turkey chick.
Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 10:59 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 10:59 PM (4NlII)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:59 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: josephistan at July
well, if it is a continuum and "asshole" is on one end, what is on the other?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:00 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:00 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:01 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants
would think that is more circular, he is both.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:01 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 10:40 PM (4NlII)
Depends on the end point, methinks.
If you mean porking a lot of hot chicks, then nice guys do finish last. Stupid and emotionally damaged chicks go for assholes.
If by finishing you mean finding a good woman and having a sound marriage, then nice guys finish first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 11:01 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (IcT7t)
What tasty dessert treat have you brought the 'ettes tonight?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:02 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:00 PM (0wem/)
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Pajama Boy.
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:02 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 11:02 PM (jw2Xw)
There's three kinds of men, dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 11:02 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 10:59 PM (jm1YL)<<<
You probably have. The beards make it hard to tell them from the men, though.
Posted by: a Turkish man at July 14, 2017 11:02 PM (oGXge)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:03 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:03 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Procol Harum at July
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conquistador was the only thing you wrote worth playing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 10:27 PM (0wem/)
'Whiskey Train', with Robin Trower on lead.
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2017 11:03 PM (84p6I)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July
1. no
2. shhhh you are going to ruin everything
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:03 PM (0wem/)
I am sooo touchng myself tonight!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM (hVdx9)
Dude. Isn't that what your wife is for?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:03 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:04 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 14, 2017 10:34 PM (B9t7n)
All of that is hypothetical. It cannot happen. That said, I have no plans as a prol or second-class citizen. We will either have democracy or a Hobbsian contract.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2017 11:04 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:04 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:00 PM (0wem/)<<<
Cocksuckah!
Posted by: Mr. Wu at July 14, 2017 11:04 PM (oGXge)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2017 11:04 PM (4FTuS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:05 PM (TwwWO)
Macron does look like a little boy doesn't he?
Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 11:05 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:05 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
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Come along children, pay no attention to the bad man.
Posted by: Turkey hen at July 14, 2017 11:05 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July
well if that is true the ranks of bicurious are going to spike.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:05 PM (0wem/)
Bubble bath is calling me.
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:03 PM (s5Kql)<<<
Wait! Don't forget your lapto.......................
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at July 14, 2017 11:06 PM (oGXge)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:06 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:06 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 11:05 PM
Lots of kids want to marry their kindergarten teacher, but almost none of them actually follow through!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 14, 2017 11:07 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July
you mean like vandalism and petty crimes?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:08 PM (0wem/)
1. no
2. shhhh you are going to ruin everything
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:03 PM (0
Not to worry, as long as there is purple drank you'll be getting boobeh pics
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:08 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
whew! that is all I am taking to Las Vegas.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:08 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:09 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at July 14, 2017 11:06 PM
A little early for the art thread, but Bob found the sniper.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 14, 2017 11:09 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:09 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 11:10 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian
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One shot. Clean kill.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 11:10 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 10:34 PM (e9G8E)
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My word is priceless.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2017 10:36 PM (Id9+
My words are priceless, too. Nobody's ever paid a damned dime for any of 'em.
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2017 11:10 PM (84p6I)
For $500/month, Winona need never know of this.
(and good on ya! well done, you crazy bastard!)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:10 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 1
We can get those anywhere. Get your ass on the kitchen where it belongs, and get baking!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:10 PM (hscyr)
When I was in the Army there was a guy in my unit married to a beautiful Turkish girl. He cheated on her with ugly chicks.
Never did figure that one out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:11 PM (IcT7t)
Job interview went very well, I think. They liked my resume, my experience, and I spent about two hours in discussions with the head of the company as well as several project managers.
When the project managers were introducing themselves, one of them, I older white dude, said to me, "Hajimemashite", and I responded, "Yoroshiku onegaishimasu". I think he was pleased. He's retiring and I would be taking over some of his duties.
The job itself sounds pretty cool. Basically a lot of economic analysis of housing markets and water pricing, as well as some projects that the owner wants to do to expand the business: opportunities to work with GIS and such.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 14, 2017 11:11 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 14, 2017 11:12 PM (mMeIQ)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DEn0oQoXYAINNBt.jpg:large
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 11:12 PM (8O3HH)
Never did figure that one out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July
hot make up sex
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:12 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:12 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Paki Acid Moms at July 14, 2017 11:12 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:13 PM (TwwWO)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2017 11:04 PM (4FTuS)
Driving to South Africa is going to take longer than three hours.
Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 11:13 PM (ANIFC)
Wut?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 11:13 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 11:13 PM (4NlII)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 14, 2017 11:14 PM (smD62)
I see how it is. You think I should be barefoot and in the kitchen.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:15 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:15 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Paki Acid Moms at July 14, 2017 11:16 PM (Tyii7)
I haven't been single since they invented dirt, but it was my observation that bad boys scored a lot of chicks - briefly - but overall never had a stable relationship, and so in the long run lost out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 11:16 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:17 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:17 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:04 PM (RrhD2)
LMAO.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 11:17 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 14, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
I liked the Klezmer Talk Dirty to Me.
Try this one instead, it's a completely different song, not a cover by the way
https://youtu.be/AJ1qovN1L6E
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2017 11:18 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
what is this purple drink? I need to know. A few years back I was at a party, and a couple chicks asked if I wanted to do some shot. They were purple, that's all I remember. We did a lot of them...purple they were.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 11:18 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:19 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:19 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 11:16 PM (SRKgf)
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Yeah. Good for when young. Not so much for a lifetime thing.
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:19 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at July 14, 2017 11:13 PM (TwwWO)
No, you won't get nude pics. Don't be so sure about the rutting frenzy. With the right person, of course.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2017 11:19 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 11:20 PM (e9G8E)
Anyway, someone just asked what's going on at a nearby golf course as there's a ton of emergency vehicles and a fire truck.
I responded, "nasty entanglement between a groundskeeper and a gopher." :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
It would certainly cut down on the awkward boners.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:20 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 11:20 PM (e9G8E)
Purple Drank is some glittery pastel purple liquor that Grim found for Gushka and Bebe which they love.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 14, 2017 11:21 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Robert at July 14, 2017 11:21 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:15 PM (IcT7t)
You can wear shoes. Hot fudge cake, lemon bars, oatmeal coconut cookies...they're not going to make themselves.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:21 PM (hscyr)
--
True story:
Once upon a time, when I was living in Tahoe, my roommate the whore was having a thing with a Chippendale dancer. Was he good looking? I guess. Did he have a nice body? Sure.
He'd come over and clean house when she wasn't home. It was his thing. I don't think I ever actually had a real conversation with him. In fact, I'm not sure I ever spoke to him.
So... eventually, I'm going to want a conversation. Much sooner than later. And right now, I would choose any moron here over a vapid, well studded 30 year old.
/I mean, what would I say to him? So... who is your favorite Kardashian? Do you go to all night raves? Did you know I was out of college before you were born?
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:22 PM (aT+Bx)
Try this one instead, it's a completely different song, not a cover by the way
https://youtu.be/AJ1qovN1L6E
Posted by: Kindltot at July
she was better than the one I posted
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:23 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:23 PM (s5Kql)
Woo hoo! I've got a chance!!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe)
Never did figure that one out.
Threesomes are easier with ugly chicks.
or so I've been told.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 11:23 PM (rnpZQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:17 PM (eMKNe)
Dafuq people??????
Did I just stumble into Christian Family Monthly or something?
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 11:23 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)
Although the way things are going in California, I'd probably prefer the Nevada portion (which I believe is called Stateline).
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:24 PM (IcT7t)
worth your time especially if you have been reading Scott Adams since about last August or so.
Oh yeah, I have a favor. On one of the ONT I think, there was a link to a very dystopian picture of the future. Basically it described what it would be like if robots were doing all the jobs and those robots were being controlled by a few oligarchs.
I could not bring myself to read it at the time, but I would really really like to read it now. I need that perspective. If you know what I am talking about and can post the link that would be great.
How do I search the archives?
I emailed my guy Cornyn today and bitched about no ACA relief and no tax relief. We supported them...where is our quid pro quo?
Posted by: The PenIs Mightier at July 14, 2017 11:24 PM (BLayO)
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That is PREFECT. But.. it's a Coke.
Then it segues into this, as they walk into the sunset over the French countryside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib-Qiyklq-Q
/PDT, uniting the world...
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:24 PM (aT+Bx)
When I wanted women I was harmless, and when I was over them I was an asshole. Some years later I am in some grey area of a harmless asshole dad guy. Neither desirable, nor harmless. Out to pasture in some way, I guess.
Still, there was a brief period in my youth when I was basically a very uncaring asshole and women basically threw their panties at me.
Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2017 11:24 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:24 PM (IcT7t)
You were jerking two guys off at once?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 14, 2017 11:25 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 14, 2017 11:25 PM (e9G8E)
I'ma put down something to counteract the taste of runny shit that undoubtedly left.
Fates Warning - The Ghosts Of Home
https://youtu.be/j_pmdIHCunk
Posted by: Robert at July 14, 2017 11:25 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 11:25 PM (TwwWO)
Did they fit?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:25 PM (RrhD2)
or so I've been told.
Easiest threesome? Both hands.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:24 PM (IcT7t)
That's still a lonesome.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
Two years ago I had three turkey hens herding 16 baby turkeys right behind the house. They were so cute.
Two days later I saw them sprinting for a draw over cow-chewed prairie on the other side of the ridge. The three hens were in the lead, but there were only 14 little ones.
Tough neighborhood. Could have been fox or coyotes. The feral cats avoid my area.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2017 11:26 PM (hyuyC)
**peruses style guide**
Yip. That's a phrasing.
Posted by: Sterling Archer at July 14, 2017 11:27 PM (oGXge)
Posted by: Molly k. at July 14, 2017 11:27 PM (6jeBZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 11:27 PM (0mRoj)
Try this one instead, it's a completely different song, not a cover by the way
https://youtu.be/AJ1qovN1L6E
Posted by: Kindltot at July
heh, klezmer is really good
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:27 PM (0wem/)
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Exit Only.
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:27 PM (s5Kql)
As if that isn't head-scratching enough, Viscott said that when that happens, really it's the two guys who want to have sex with each other; they're just using the woman as kind of a prop.
What???
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (Tyii7)
http://tinypic.com/r/2lctmcx/9
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (hscyr)
Our house is redolent with the aroma of fresh baked bread. 2 minutes out of the oven.
If I can wait just 5 minutes now before slicing the heel off and layering it with fresh (as in this afternoon) local creamery butter.
Pleasant torture.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (S/hVx)
Day ending in y?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 11:01 PM (SRKgf)
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Not necessarily.
Posted by: MAGA at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (Tyk2V)
or so I've been told.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 11:23 PM (rnpZQ)
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Dayum! Why even bother then? I have only had one such deligtful experience, but both were at leadt a 7 on the scale.
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (vj/UE)
or so I've been told.
Easiest threesome? Both hands.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July
meh, you have to keep your eyes closed the whole time
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (0wem/)
https://youtu.be/AgH99UlrQag
I'm haunted by these songs. Deeply melancholy. Also, Bobby Jarzombek absolutely destroys. I like drummers that destroy.
Posted by: Robert at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: The PenIs Mightier at July 14, 2017 11:29 PM (BLayO)
"Bad boys" and a-holes may fool very young (or neurotic) women but most of us know that they are actually quite weak.
Being "nice," in some ways is a good thing for all of us. Who wants someone around who is habitually rude and obnoxious?
But what really matters is being GOOD. That takes strength.
IMO.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 14, 2017 11:29 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 14, 2017 11:11 PM (Tnhbr)
Were you there today? The Whittier fire is kicking up and there is a lot of evacuations on the Goleta side of the fire and the santa ynez side.
I'm glad it went well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 14, 2017 11:30 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 11:30 PM (TwwWO)
Although the way things are going in California, I'd probably prefer the Nevada portion (which I believe is called Stateline).
--
I lived in Zephyr Cove, which was a bit north of Stateline. But then had a place on the California side as well. But my legal address was always in NV.
Back then, it was a small town. It's larger now, but it's still a small town.
I'm used to the burbs. Within 10 miles, there are probly a dozen Catholic churches. There were two there. Ethnic anything? Sorry, only mexican, and it's better in Reno. Jewish deli? No. Your favorite ethnic bakery? You're on drugs. Ethnic was basically "Mexican" or "expensive resturant in a casino."
Also.. in the summer, every day is perfect. Sunny and 85 or so. EVERY DAY. Month after month. After a while, it becomes oppressive, especially if you're used to really changeable weather, like I am.
While I was there, I read a really lovely story in the local paper about how a woman decided to open a brothel, and worked for a prostitute for year, so she could relate to her girls. Her husband and adult children were very proud of her.
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:30 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:22 PM (aT+Bx)
A guy on my baseball team made a reference I didn't get, which turned out to be to the Bad News Bears, "you know, that movie that came out when we were little and that we all grew up with."
I realized I'd been in grad school when that movie came out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 11:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The PenIs Mightier at July
no, no, putting lipstick on your hand is something entirely different.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:30 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2017 11:24 PM (QCc6B)
Secrets. Spill.
Posted by: Robert at July 14, 2017 11:31 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:31 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
Although the way things are going in California, I'd probably prefer the Nevada portion (which I believe is called Stateline)
get the suburban. you will appreciate the extra row after a week.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:31 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: The PenIs Mightier at July 14, 2017 11:32 PM (BLayO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****
A bombshell of a woman, but a lesbian. (crying)
Posted by: Ukraine Govt. Officials at July 14, 2017 10:35 PM (hVdx9)
++++
Chrissy Amphlett was straight. She's dead though, so kind of a moot point.
I'm assuming you were referring to the lead singer of the Divinyls rather than Miley.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 14, 2017 11:32 PM (FUu/Z)
I'm glad it went well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 14, 2017 11:30 PM (Ri/rl)
Yesterday. I spent today in the classroom working on a project.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 14, 2017 11:32 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 11:33 PM (4NlII)
http://tinypic.com/r/2lctmcx/9
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:28 PM (hscyr)
Ah. Yeah that wasn't it. I think it was a dark bottle, and it was a dark purple liquid. I got twisted, because the beer went down pretty easy after that. Good thing I'm a happy drunk. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 11:33 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: GOULD
I'm sure there are some pretty hot call girls. Not judging of course. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 11:33 PM (rnpZQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:34 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:34 PM (0wem/)
Come on, you know better than to click the links.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:34 PM (hscyr)
I've seen 50+ turkeys there on Spring mornings.
Inside the flock are several groups of Toms strutting their stuff. These are the confident ones, large and tall, survivors, potential genetic donors in all their wide-feathered pride.
The hens are all around them. Completely ignoring them as they peck at the ground. If I could talk turkey with those males I would give them AoSHQ relationship advice.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2017 11:34 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:35 PM (s5Kql)
Much sooner than later. And right now, I would choose any moron here
over a vapid, well studded 30 year old.
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:22 PM (aT+Bx)<<<
No, no. The Paolo say the mouth is not used for the conversating.
Posted by: The Paolo at July 14, 2017 11:35 PM (oGXge)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:35 PM (0wem/)
Hope that palm wasn't in asshole territory...like when you accidentally stinkfinger yourself..."whoa! Where's this been?"
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:35 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Robert at July 14, 2017 11:31 PM (mknWS)
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Take your device to a bar just before it is about to get busy. Act like what you are doing is terribly important. Note the results.
Class over.
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:36 PM (vj/UE)
And also responding to Yankee on the nature of Suburbans...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKekXzEMwxc
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 14, 2017 11:36 PM (BLayO)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 11:37 PM (4NlII)
some time ago and saw a guy walking down the street wearing a tshirt
with a guys picture and the letters RIH?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:35 PM (0wem/)<<<
RIH?
Ride in Hyundais?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 14, 2017 11:37 PM (oGXge)
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I haven't been there in about 15 years, but... I'd recommend Tahoe City over Stateline if you don't want to spend all your time gambling. Tahoe City is really beautful and not totally commercialized.
My second choice is Incline Village; it's still beautiful but with one or two small casinos. The time to visit is early fall, after labor day. The crowds are gone, prices are lower and the weather is still nice.
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:37 PM (aT+Bx)
or so I've been told.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 11:23 PM (rnpZQ)
Does this also hold true for dudes? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Barry at July 14, 2017 11:37 PM (2DT4P)
Don't bother. They're a bunch of peckerheads.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:38 PM (IcT7t)
And also responding to Yankee on the nature of Suburbans...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKekXzEMwxc
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:38 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 11:38 PM (0mRoj)
Visiting Lake Tahoe again and enjoying *all* the communities around there is high on my bucket list. Just seems so nice there, somewhat isolated too.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:38 PM (eMKNe)
Ride in Hyundais?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July
heh. guess is either rest or rot in hell
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:39 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:34 PM (hscyr)
Oh, I didn't click any links. Unless Scarbrah was shredding over double bass blasts beats it's metal 4 life.
Posted by: Robert, trve fvcking cvlt at July 14, 2017 11:39 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I've watched broods over the years, they always thin out. You left out hawks, which are another predator.
In this brood, I watched sadly as the fifth little biddy, 'poult' is actually the word, was struggling to keep up. He would realize that he was behind, then run frantically to catch up, flapping his little micro winglets, barely managing to do so.
He's doomed, I expect. Life can be short and brutal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 11:39 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 14, 2017 11:39 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: The Paolo at July 14, 2017 11:35 PM (
Newsletter!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:39 PM (k+mSe)
When you say 'device', do you mean Sybian?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:39 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:40 PM (hscyr)
I'll second this. Friend of Mama Basura had a cabin in Incline Village she let us use a few times. Made me wish I was born into a richer family.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
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I haven't been there in years, and when I lived there I was poor. So "good food" was rare.
My favorite Mexican in Reno was Jimboys tacos. There was also one of the casinos in Reno that had a great cheese soup. The Peppermill I think...
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:40 PM (aT+Bx)
The largest industry is real estate with sales in excess of $1 billion in 2005. The median price for a single family residence in 2010 is $845,000 and for a condo is $335,000
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:41 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July
WDS, Heh, well I am not well versed in emojii but I have seen them
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:41 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:41 PM (s5Kql)
Are you kidding. I get more pussy than I know what to do with. Well... yes, they are handpuppets, but still...
Posted by: Mr. Rogers at July 14, 2017 11:42 PM (/qEW2)
Class over.
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:36 PM (vj/UE)
Device? Ten sped vibrating dildo, that the one you mean?
Posted by: Robert, trve fvcking cvlt at July 14, 2017 11:42 PM (mknWS)
The largest industry is real estate with sales in excess of $1 billion in 2005. The median price for a single family residence in 2010 is $845,000 and for a condo is $335,000
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Remember David Coverdale from Whitesnake?
He lives there.
I wanted to live in Incline Village back then, but my work was in Stateline, and it was simply way, way, way too expensive.
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:42 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2017 11:42 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 11:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
Bows low while doffing my fedora.
Gently takes your hand to shoulder height and, while looking you in the eyes, air kisses it.
How are you doing, sunshine?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2017 11:43 PM (hyuyC)
Gotta go - she wants to sneak out again.
Wish me luck.
All hail Blue Whale!
Praise Kek!
Shadilay, my dudes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 11:43 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:43 PM (RrhD2)
How's life for ya?
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:41 PM (
Hanging in there. Bought the scrunt out. Taking a couple weeks to decompress & then start looking for a higher paying job.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:43 PM (hscyr)
When you say 'device', do you mean Sybian?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 11:39 PM (RrhD2)
===##
I'm a guy, so no. No benefit..
Whatever floats your boat though.
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:44 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:44 PM (s5Kql)
He was the one with the hair, right?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July
someone keeps saying MissTammy was the red head in the here I go again vid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:44 PM (0wem/)
I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 11:44 PM (sdi6R)
I should start drinking if that is how I botch things.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2017 11:45 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:45 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:45 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 11:46 PM (4NlII)
Posted by: Robert, trve fvcking cvlt at July 14, 2017 11:46 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:44 PM (
Tawny Kitaen, drug addict? I don't think so.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:46 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:36 PM (vj/UE)
Device? Ten sped vibrating dildo, that the one you mean?
Posted by: Robert, trve fvcking cvlt at July 14, 2017 11:42 PM (mknWS)
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See #335
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:46 PM (vj/UE)
In this brood, I watched sadly as the fifth little biddy, 'poult' is actually the word, was struggling to keep up. He would realize that he was behind, then run frantically to catch up, flapping his little micro winglets, barely managing to do so.
He's doomed, I expect. Life can be short and brutal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 11:39 PM (OdK9v)
For a while, part of the time while I was high school, we lived in a rural area, and we had ducks. Every time N ducklings got into the pond, N-1 got out. Some of the ducks were Peking (white) ducks, while others were mallards, and diversity training notwithstanding, they used to peck each others' ducklings to death when we weren't watching.
Also, whenever a hawk flew over, all the ducks scooted underneath the nearest tree. The slow scooters didn't last long either.
Anyone who buys into Rousseau's noble savage/state of nature bullshit has never spent time in a rural setting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 11:47 PM (SRKgf)
So glad that you were able to buy the scrunt out.
Decompress indeed.
Posted by: SMFH at July
meh, choking her out would have been a better story.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:47 PM (0wem/)
Lies! Miss Tammy is better looking, or so I hear.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:47 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Robert at July 14, 2017 11:31 PM (mknWS)
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Take your device to a bar just before it is about to get busy. Act like what you are doing is terribly important. Note the results.
Class over.
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:36 PM (vj/UE)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 11:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:48 PM (s5Kql)
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This is where I rented a place:
The median home value in Zephyr Cove is $647,900. Zephyr Cove home values have gone up 17.7% over the past year. The median list price per square foot in Zephyr Cove is $351, which is higher than the Gardnerville Ranchos Metro average of $228. The median price of homes currently listed in Zephyr Cove is $717,000.
Minden/Gardnerville cheaper, but it's in the valley and HOT. Zepyhyr Cove is up the highway from Stateline.
You don't pay state taxes in NV, but the sales taxes are high and you pay in other ways.
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:48 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:47 PM (
Sadly, only in my dreams
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:48 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
well fine, then I will quit saying it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:48 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2017 11:48 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:39 PM (k+mSe)<<<
The Paolo's magic fingers are not being bothered with the typing or the writing. Lie back and to be relaxing, and they will do the spelling out all you need know.
Posted by: The Paolo at July 14, 2017 11:49 PM (oGXge)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 14, 2017 11:50 PM (0wem/)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlet_Street
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:50 PM (eMKNe)
I have given a lot of thought to immigration policy. I have said that while the left claims it is in favor of immigration, the immigration policy is selective. The left, as I see it, only favors immigration from...leftist countries.
So, why should we favor immigration from certain countries over others? If we are going to be pro-immigrant, shouldn't we allow unlimited immigration from all countries?
For example, why not allow unlimited immigration from India and Japan and Poland and so forth in addition to the countries that the left favors? If they are truly in favor of immigrants then why not be in favor of ALL immigrants.
So, Reason.com style, I am fair, and I embrace immigration from all countries in an unrestricted fashion.
Well, I would simply add this caveat which I think my Uncle Palpatine can embrace:
Let's allow unlimited immigration from all countries for women only.
What do you guys thinks, and seriously I am not interested in the 'ettes opinion on this one.
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (BLayO)
The largest industry is real estate with sales in excess of $1 billion in 2005. The median price for a single family residence in 2010 is $845,000 and for a condo is $335,000
Posted by: qdpsteve
Eh. I live in Northern Virginia. That's not bad actually.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (rnpZQ)
Class over.
Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 11:36 PM (vj/UE)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 11:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
Basically pretend like your "somebody'. Pound away at your smartphone, or tablet, or anything that makes you look like your frustrated over that transfer of a million dollars from Singapore not going as fast as it could.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (aMlLZ)
Now if I could just get this goil at wok to open up a little more...
G'night!
Posted by: Robert, trve fvcking cvlt at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (mknWS)
Life can be brutal. I've got other stories. Like the grasshopper sparrow nest I unveiled with my mower. It had two and then 4 eggs in it. The sparrow guarded the nest fiercely. The morning the eggs finally hatched a predator took all the chicks out. The mom sparrow did all she could. Alas.
Lots of turkey vultures soar over the hills out here. 4 to 6 vultures can take a dead deer to bones in several days.
My good news is that when I first moved to Kansas 4 vultures would circle me when I went for a hike around the neighborhood. I could hear them thinking "If he drops we can eat for a week."
Now I hike around and the vultures avoid me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: The Paolo at July 14, 2017 11:49 PM (
Ok, that works too!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 14, 2017 11:52 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: ibguy at July 14, 2017 10:28 PM (vUcdz)
Ibguy--Your stories about your baby sister are so heartwarming. You are lucky to have each other. I will continue to pray for Joyce and her family and friends. I'm glad to hear she has such loving friends and that she has had wonderful outings.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 14, 2017 11:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2017 11:52 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 11:52 PM (4NlII)
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 11:53 PM (s5Kql)
--
Much older, more bluesy Whitesnake when the band was filled with guys from Deep Purple:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbsZp3pznA
/now come a little closer and let me whisper in your ear...
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 11:53 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 14, 2017 11:53 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Han Solo at July 14, 2017 11:55 PM (oGXge)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 14, 2017 11:55 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (aMlLZ)
A telegraph key and an old set of 2000-ohm headphones. Listen intently, and if somebody asks what they're saying you reply, "di di dah dit, da da dit..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 11:55 PM (AWYXL)
Wonder if he's still there. I read that before he left Supertramp, it became really difficult for the rest of the band to get him to leave home to come record with them. (This of course was pre-computer area; today he and they could record a whole album in his living room.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:55 PM (eMKNe)
Awesome. Make sure we get expedited rights to vote and access to all media channels though.
Posted by: anita sarkeesian at July 14, 2017 11:56 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 11:57 PM (4NlII)
Posted by: Micheal Moore at July 14, 2017 11:58 PM (oGXge)
My wish for the Horde is sweet dreams and deep sleep.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2017 11:58 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (aMlLZ)
Once in a Starbucks I met a hedge fund manager for whom I did some work, and who as we spoke periodically glanced at his laptop. At one point he looked up and beamed, "I just made $20 million on a trade."
Not him personally, of course, the fund that he was managing, but I don't think it was bullshit, either.
And yeah, they were making it worth my while too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Micheal Moore at July 14, 2017 11:58 PM (oGXge)
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Yeah, fuck you, ya fat fuck.
There are some places even I won't go.
Posted by: SMFH's mind at July 14, 2017 11:59 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Micheal Moore at July 14, 2017 11:58 PM (oGXge)
Fuck! Some low-life stole the tarpaulin off my yacht!
Posted by: John Effin' Kerry at July 14, 2017 11:59 PM (AWYXL)
Posted by: SMFH's mind at July 14, 2017 11:59 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: John Effin' Kerry at July 14, 2017 11:59 PM (AWYXL)
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Threadwinnah.
Posted by: SMFH's mind at July 15, 2017 12:00 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2017 12:00 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (aMlLZ)
If that's what he means, that sounds really silly.
Basically, fake it and make a scene.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 12:01 AM (Jcg9Q)
There's a fire in SB County? And why would it be called the Whittier fire?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2017 12:01 AM (QDnY+)
Not sure why you of all people are in favor of that policy because it would be harsh for you northern elite white liberal women.
I mean the vast majority of women in the world want to marry and have children before they turn 40.
--Dave
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:01 AM (BLayO)
I wanted you-- and the rest of the horde-- to know that I did something really, really pro-active today, thanks to all of your collective encouragement and support.
A few days ago, when the whip came down with my job, I received an email from the PR guy at a firm I write about all the time. He was leaving the job. He referred me to the general manager, which made me think that they didn't have someone lined up.
Well, I made some calls to the firm yesterday to people I know there, but no one called me back. Today, I called a contact a a neighboring firm, who actually knows the general manager at the firm I called. He told me a bit about the guy, and I asked him to recommend me there. He said no problem and was happy to help.
This afternoon, the general manager called me back; I was out, and he left a messge. We eventually chatted, and he thanked me for getting in touch with him, and asked me to send over a resume and link to my portfolio. Which I did. I also sent over a lovely email.
NO ONE, outside of the guy who gave me the recommendation, knows about this.
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:01 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:02 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (aMlLZ)
A telegraph key and an old set of 2000-ohm headphones. Listen intently, and if somebody asks what they're saying you reply, "di di dah dit, da da dit..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 11:55 PM (AWYXL)
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You are geekily overthinking this. Just look like you are busy and not interested. That is all.
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:02 AM (vj/UE)
There are some places even I won't go.
Posted by: SMFH's mind at July 14, 2017 11:59 PM (s5Kql)
Someone who just came back from Hawaii mentioned that he saw what he honestly hoped was a really fat man wearing a Speedo - he didn't actually see a Speedo, but that was partly because he didn't want to look too closely in case there wasn't one.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2017 12:02 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Micheal Moore
I tried on a Speedo, just to floss my backside.
FIFY
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:02 AM (eMKNe)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Springs,_Nevada
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:04 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2017 12:02 AM (mkDpn)
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Unfortunately, my young mind was scarred when I moved to Hawaii and I saw my first Speedo at Waikiki Beach.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:04 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2017 12:04 AM (mkDpn)
Not him personally, of course, the fund that he was managing, but I don't think it was bullshit, either.
And yeah, they were making it worth my while too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
Heh. I am watching a particular Canadian stock, that I own a bunch of. Looked up Stockwatch.com, and punched in the trading symbol. Seventeen bucks and change per share! Visions of yacht catalogs danced in my head. Then I realized it had gone to the NYSE instead of TSX-V. Punched in the right exchange, 85 cents. So back to floating down the river on a patched inner tube, i am.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 12:05 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 15, 2017 12:05 AM (q1+kD)
when we were driving by earlier there were a bunch of clowns setting out barrels.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:06 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth
So Congress hasn't gone out on recess yet then?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:07 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jasper the Vizsla at July 15, 2017 12:07 AM (oGXge)
Posted by: SMFH at July
were you stationed there or did you move there voluntarily?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:07 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: senor wences at July 15, 2017 12:08 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:08 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: David Koresh at July 15, 2017 12:08 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:07 AM (0wem/)
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My dad was stationed at Pearl in 1980, when I was eleven.
I graduated from high school there in 1987, and after basic, stationed at Schofield from '88 to '89.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: JROD at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (4NlII)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (aMlLZ)
A telegraph key and an old set of 2000-ohm headphones. Listen intently, and if somebody asks what they're saying you reply, "di di dah dit, da da dit..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 11:55 PM (AWYXL)
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You are geekily overthinking this. Just look like you are busy and not interested. That is all.
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:02 AM (vj/UE)
What's the objective ?
Posted by: dDan at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:02 AM (vj/UE)
I always look like that when I'm out. Thus, nobody talks to me.
Still don't get it.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (s5Kql)
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Basically there's the hill (Tahoe and areas surrounding the lake are the mountains) and down the hill.
Anything down the hill is the desert, and hot as hell in the summer. Cold Springs is desert, and not far from Sun Valley, which used to be called Scum Valley, since it had one of the largest trailer parks in the US.
Also... Reno has a suburb called Sparks.
"Reno is so close to hell that you can see Sparks."
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (aT+Bx)
Let's allow unlimited immigration from all countries for women only.
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 14, 2017 11:51 PM (BLayO)
Sure, but we'd have to repeal that pesky 19th Amendment.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2017 12:10 AM (sdi6R)
I graduated from high school there in 1987, and after basic, stationed at Schofield from '88 to '89.
Posted by: SMFH at July
very nice. Dad was Army too?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:10 AM (0wem/)
Just curious about when he was in St Pete (the Russian one). Probably since '91, since he was living with a family.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2017 12:11 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:01 AM (aT+Bx)
Wherein we enjoy the confirmation of that which we all already knew. Shibumi rawks!
Congrats, ma'am! I know it's not yet *job in hand*, but it IS working the system like a true PROFESSIONAL.
In a few short months, when you're a bona-fide Corporate Titan, we'll all sit around the campfire and tell each other tales of "we knew shibumi before she became SHIBUMI, INC!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2017 12:11 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:11 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:11 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 15, 2017 12:11 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:12 AM (BLayO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 11:56 PM (eMKNe)
You mean an offensive T-shirt and jeans? lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 12:12 AM (aMlLZ)
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Thank you Erik!
They need someone.
I need a better job, and I can do that job.
I understand what their firm does, I know their product line quite well, I spent time with one of their executives a year or two ago and I've interviewed quite a few people that use their products.
Hope to know more next week.
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:12 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: SMFH at July
yeah, sorry, reading for detail is not happening tonight.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:12 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: JROD at July 15, 2017 12:12 AM (4NlII)
Not too many grunts get stationed at Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:11 AM (s5Kql)
My dad was stationed at Camp Smith. USMC, of course. Although we lived in Navy housing across the Kam Hwy from Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2017 12:13 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 15, 2017 12:13 AM (mMeIQ)
Oooh yeah, white sugar
How come ya taste so good
Oooh yeah, white sugar
Just like a soft drink should
Oooh man, white sugar
Givin' me diabetes
Oooh yeah, white sugar
I'm gonna die early
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:13 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:14 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:15 AM (s5Kql)
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LOL Jim.
Shibumi Inc.
Thank you for the vote of confidence.
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:15 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: JROD at July 15, 2017 12:16 AM (4NlII)
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:02 AM (vj/UE)
What's the objective ?
Posted by: dDan at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (hwYmz)
I always look like that when I'm out. Thus, nobody talks to me.
Still don't get it.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (Jcg9Q)
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This has worked in getting female attention for me. YMMV.
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:16 AM (vj/UE)
yeah shibumi, nice work with your networking skills.
Posted by: JohnBoy Walnut at July 15, 2017 12:16 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:16 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:17 AM (BLayO)
The horse's head in Godfather was real??? I wonder if Kathy Griffin is strong enough to lift it.
Posted by: John Kerry at July 15, 2017 12:18 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 15, 2017 12:18 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 12:19 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:02 AM (vj/UE)
What's the objective ?
Posted by: dDan at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (hwYmz)
I always look like that when I'm out. Thus, nobody talks to me.
Still don't get it.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 12:09 AM (Jcg9Q)
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This has worked in getting female attention for me. YMMV.
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:16 AM (vj/UE)
It's the perverse nature of the distaff side. If you like you really need it, you won't get it. If you look like you don't give a shit, they'll try to convince you that should, and try to interest you.
Bankers exhibit the same phenomenon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2017 12:19 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2017 12:20 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:16 AM (vj/UE)
On those rare occasions I go to a bar, I usually have a book along with my phone, and maybe a notepad. Not planning on talking to anybody other than the waitress, and that's how it's always worked out.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 12:21 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 15, 2017 12:22 AM (mMeIQ)
Bankers exhibit the same phenomenon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2017 12:19 AM (SRKgf)
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Yep.
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:22 AM (vj/UE)
I started to wonder if the rat terrier was going to walk completely under the methlab. The rat terrier did start to walk under the methlab but stopped directly underneath her, piddled, then continued on. Methlab never suspected a thing or cared.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:22 AM (0wem/)
On non-ski days I like to check out the gun stores, and the Scheel's in Sparks is a very good sporting goods/outdoor store. Also chanced upon some inexplicably cheap shotgun ammo at the Cabela's on the interstate towards Truckee/CA.
But best of all, back when I went alone, was the Washoe County shooting range complex, north. Beautiful setting, and the drive there is nice too (you pass by BLM's wild horse corrals). Last time there was perfect - probably in the high 30s, snow on the hills around the range, and I had a Mosin, ringing the gongs out at 100 and 200 (?).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2017 12:22 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 15, 2017 12:23 AM (EqvVS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Could use a spark transmitter. That ought to draw some attention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2017 12:23 AM (OdK9v)
Bankers exhibit the same phenomenon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2017 12:19 AM (SRKgf)
No offense, I just find this amusing. I've never experienced this.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 12:23 AM (Jcg9Q)
Shibumi, I hope you get the job.
...I blew up here earlier on the post, and it wasn't appropriate. I'm not right in the head, I know it. I get these moments that are like Impostor Syndrome on steroids and it is SO hard to climb out of that pit. Outside of the Horde, only my family has seen it.
y5, you didn't deserve me snapping at you, and I apologize.
(heads back to the door)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 12:24 AM (rJUlF)
Math.
And it is a simple, basic kind of math virtually anyone can understand.
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:24 AM (BLayO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:24 AM (0wem/)
I wound up eating almost a whole loaf of my fresh baked bread.
Now I'm full and need nothing more from life.
Goodnite.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 15, 2017 12:24 AM (S/hVx)
However, I rarely get the "I'm moving to another job" emails, so this one was odd.
I just checked; I got it the day befoe the whip came down.
Seems a bit... coincidental.
Even if it doesn't work out, I learned something, or figured out how something I know in real life can be applied in my case.
I have a lot of really great relationships with men in the industry. In fact, 99% of the people I deal with are men.
Men typically like to help women; I think it makes them feel good about themselves.
I can ask the men I know in the industry to help me, and I think that they'll do so without a problem. There are a lot of people I really like, and I think many would be willing to help me.
So it's OK to ask. And if something good comes out if it, it will make them feel good about themselves. At least I hope so.
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:24 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Which, btw, when someone says 'wireless', is the first thing that comes to my mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2017 12:24 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: O. GOULD at July 15, 2017 12:16 AM (vj/UE)
Appreciate response.
YMMV - it does.
The places you're talking about are a stage. It's all a show to get attention.
However, in a place w/ women and freely flowing alcohol; at a certain point in time, why don't you think a simple hello would do ?
I think the objective is: I want THAT particular women, in THAT particular setting to pay attention to me.
Posted by: dDan at July 15, 2017 12:24 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart"
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Posted by: Chairwoman of Heartland Engagement at July 15, 2017 12:25 AM (NbRJx)
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Thank you.
We all have bad days. {{hugs}}
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:26 AM (aT+Bx)
You're good people, CW.
I hope things work out for you soon!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 15, 2017 12:26 AM (q1+kD)
(heads back to the door)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 12:24 AM (rJUlF)
Stick around, Cap. Don't beat yourself up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 12:27 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 15, 2017 12:27 AM (/qEW2)
(heads back to the door)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July
I play ghetto tennis, no blood no foul
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:28 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 12:29 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:28 AM (0wem/)
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You also go methlab-diving.
You Los Angelinos are some crazy fucks.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:29 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:30 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 15, 2017 12:30 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:30 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:31 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
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*whispering*
We've substituted a can of Beef-a-reeno for Hillary's Beano...let's see if she can tell the difference.
Posted by: Beef-a-reeno Ad at July 15, 2017 12:32 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:32 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:32 AM (BLayO)
Posted by: Beef-a-reeno Ad
My god man, you'll destroy us all!
Posted by: America's Olfactory Senses at July 15, 2017 12:33 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 12:33 AM (rJUlF)
I think the sitting in a bar with a device would only work for young people. At my age it would just make it easier to ignore me. Last time I pursued a woman people hadn't really started talking about stalking yet - it wasn't a thing.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 12:35 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 12:35 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Beef-a-reeno Marketing at July 15, 2017 12:36 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:36 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:37 AM (BLayO)
Posted by: JROD at July 15, 2017 12:37 AM (4NlII)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:37 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:37 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:38 AM (BLayO)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:39 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:39 AM (eMKNe)
Well Captain Whitebread, back when I was suicidal it was exactly like my brain was trying to kill me. Scary stuff, looking back on it.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 12:40 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 12:41 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:42 AM (eMKNe)
Well Captain Whitebread, back when I was suicidal it was exactly like my brain was trying to kill me. Scary stuff, looking back on it.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 12:40 AM (KG0mU)
Been there, done that a couple of years ago after my heart surgery. I scared a lot of 'rons and 'ettes back then.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 12:42 AM (rJUlF)
Where have I heard that name...
*ponders*
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:39 AM (s5Kql)<<<
Back of the "bus" with Blitzen?
Posted by: Rudolph at July 15, 2017 12:43 AM (oGXge)
Posted by: The Gimp! at July 15, 2017 12:43 AM (jdWK0)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:44 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: The Gimp!
And all they have to console them is their millions and millions of dollars. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:44 AM (eMKNe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtFaRArqHj4
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:47 AM (BLayO)
Captain Whitebread (already checked out?) #66: I'm an idiot. A complete, stupid fool who will always feel like an outsider, no matter where he goes, no matter how hard he tries. Even here.…
Show of hands: All those who consider ourselves idiots, complete stupid fools, feeling out of place, even here?
I thought so. That's why we all are here together. Misfits for 'Merica!
(Oh, Spirit of the Almighty, get the Captain a good date soon. So we can all celebrate it, right?)
Posted by: mindful webworker - of the interwebs webworkers at July 15, 2017 12:49 AM (PWDHh)
I ended up switching medications and it banished those thoughts completely. Kinda numbed me out, and I don't really talk to people IRL anymore. Oh well, everything has a tradeoff.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 12:49 AM (KG0mU)
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Yeah, I kind of think most people IRL are over rated.
Do you have a pet?
If not, get a pet.
If you like to stay inside, get a cat.
If you like to be outside, get a dog.
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:50 AM (aT+Bx)
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/universe-simulation-actually-mean/
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 12:50 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 12:33 AM (rJUlF)
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What you need is yoga.
That's what my neighbor the shrink says.
Or maybe she said yogurt.
I confess that I don't listen to her very closely.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 15, 2017 12:51 AM (0jtPF)
Haven't laughed that hard this millennium!
Posted by: The Gimp! at July 15, 2017 12:52 AM (jdWK0)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:52 AM (s5Kql)
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reset.
Reset.
RESET!!!!!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 12:52 AM (aT+Bx)
http://www.simulation-argument.com/
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:52 AM (BLayO)
I encountered a retard today who was ACTUALLY EXCITED about Eric Holder running for Prez.
Haven't laughed that hard this millennium!
Posted by: The Gimp!
So how is Keith Olbermann these days?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 12:53 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:54 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 12:54 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2017 12:54 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 12:54 AM (rJUlF)
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Yeah yeah, played by Mel Brooks.
I like him.
I don't like the spoiled crap in a cup.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:56 AM (s5Kql)
shibumi, I have a cat and a dog so I guess I like outside and inside. I'm really doing OK in real life, was just trying to commiserate with the Captain. I have a supportive wife and some wonderful grandchildren.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 12:56 AM (KG0mU)
Ha! But he/she/it wasn't nearly as rational.
Posted by: The Gimp! at July 15, 2017 12:57 AM (jdWK0)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:57 AM (BLayO)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:58 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 12:52 AM (s5Kql)
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I can't say that I hate it exactly.
I mean, I can eat it without wanting to heave.
I just don't understand why anyone would WANT to eat it.
People actually drive to the store and pay money for it and then go home and eat it ---on purpose.
Why? Why? Why?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 15, 2017 12:59 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:59 AM (BLayO)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:00 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: JROD at July 15, 2017 01:00 AM (4NlII)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:57 AM (BLayO)
Wait, are we still doing phrasing?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 01:00 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:01 AM (s5Kql)
And LOTS of places to shoot.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2017 01:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:02 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 01:03 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 01:04 AM (0wem/)
Why would I fuck up perfectly good strawberries with yogurt?
I gag at the taste of yogurt.
Strawberries will just make my puke pink.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:05 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 01:08 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:08 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:57 AM (BLayO)
SMFH is gay??
Posted by: Shit Banana Splits Guy is gonna say when he reads this, Vol. 1 at July 15, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2017 01:09 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: torquewrench at July 15, 2017 01:09 AM (ujwCG)
I really wonder whether all of those wonderful probiotics actually survive the harsh environment of the stomach to make it into the gut proper (supposedly one of the benefits of yogurt).
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 01:09 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 12:57 AM (BLayO)
SMFH is gay??
Posted by: Shit Banana Splits Guy is gonna say when he reads this, Vol. 1 at July 15, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)
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*lmmfao*
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:09 AM (s5Kql)
Yogurt, no.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 15, 2017 01:09 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 15, 2017 01:10 AM (oGXge)
Posted by: JROD at July 15, 2017 01:10 AM (4NlII)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON!!! at July 15, 2017 01:10 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)
Clark went on to be half of Eurasure, a glorious synth group, and Moyet did a couple of better solo albums.
Nobody's Diary was mindblowing in a angsty I'm 18 YO and clueless sort of way.
Good times, good times!
but Upstairs and Eric's and You and Me both were good - not great but very outstandingly good albums.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2017 01:12 AM (mkDpn)
When Vox Day started posting his stuff about how Sarah Hoyt couldn't ever be American because she was born with the last name D'Almeida? Yeah, that cut into me.
Because deep down I worry he's right, and if Hoyt's not American then I'll never be American. Oh yeah and I spent my teenage years in the UK being constantly told I wasn't ever going to be English either, despite being born there.
Which makes me a citizen of nowhere.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 15, 2017 01:12 AM (6FqZa)
I noticed he was touring and playing out here recently. Just couldn't bust loose the time to go catch his show.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 15, 2017 01:12 AM (ujwCG)
The so-called American Civil Liberties Union, specifically their New York state affiliate, is challenging the greatest threat to civil liberties EVER: Hyperintellegent bees.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13638
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 15, 2017 01:12 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: John Stamos, pimping for Dannon Oikos at July 15, 2017 01:13 AM (oGXge)
https://youtu.be/VJboSby7nW0
*runs away to hide from vengeful metalhead purist mobs*
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2017 01:13 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2017 01:13 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:14 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 01:15 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 15, 2017 01:12 AM (6FqZa)
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Wrong!
You're a citizen of Peruvia.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:15 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 15, 2017 01:12 AM (6FqZa)
Then that makes you a potential participant everywhere.
Get out there and KICK ASS.
Posted by: dDan at July 15, 2017 01:16 AM (hwYmz)
Good luck.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2017 01:17 AM (mkDpn)
I confess that I don't listen to her very closely.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 15, 2017 12:51 AM (0jtPF)
Hillary wears yogurt pants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 01:18 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON!!! at July 15, 2017 01:19 AM (rJUlF)
There is only one man who would dare to give me the Rasberry...LONESTAHR!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKOsajNZY4
All of this is also apropos Yogurt, which is also apropos of BJs...
You see, it's all coming together in one cosmic serendipity. Lol, my wife is here now so bedtime. SWIDT?
Night y'all.
Posted by: davedavedavearf at July 15, 2017 01:19 AM (BLayO)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 01:19 AM (rJUlF)
Kindltot, my wife used to work for the DA. The people that no one could stand working with got promotions to different offices, because it was the only way to get rid of people in Civil Service.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 01:21 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: JROD at July 15, 2017 01:23 AM (4NlII)
Re Probiotics. One of my mother's doctors recommended something called "kefir", which is a fermented milk concoction.
I'd never heard of it, but they sell it, and looking it up, it's is the only one that can actually recolonize the gut. Most of these probiotic products, like the pills, can't colonize. They might make it down there, but they won't survive for long.
When I take antibiotics, and I have to take clindomycin usually because of the RA meds I have to take, I will always take kefir along with it. Clindomycin can really wreak havoc with the gut flora and result in nasty complications.
They sell some of it flavored up. If you can't stand yogurt, you'd probably gag on it as well. But if you're worried about say a c. diff infection, you can just force yourself to get over the gag.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 01:25 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 01:25 AM (8O3HH)
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I am very familiar with C. diff. I take the probiotics that the VA prescribe.
After seeing Carl get his colon removed because of that, I'm a believer on probiotics.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:27 AM (s5Kql)
No--women have been tricked by feminism that the ideal man is one who is aggressive at work and always climbs higher on the corporate ladder...but at home, he lets her decide everything.
Those two things are not compatible in the same person.
So, the woman who is in total charge of the household wonders why her husband isn't in a better job, and then gets resentful...
While the other woman, who is totally under her aggressive husband's control, starts to fantasize about "rape culture" and looks for a lawyer...
Women think they know what they want. Most of the time, they are wrong.
Yeah, go ahead and kill me I don't care.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2017 01:27 AM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 01:28 AM (AWYXL)
publius, I have heard that very same advice (came from my daughter's doctor when she had c. diff). When I had it, my doctor told me to buy the really expensive ($50/bottle) probiotic pills that you have to keep refrigerated. I am skeptical of those.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 01:30 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2017 01:27 AM (MZcWR)
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How cute.
You think you're worth going to jail over.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:30 AM (s5Kql)
I remember you talking about that. Horrible. And that didn't even warn him about the risks there, did they?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 01:31 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:31 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 01:33 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2017 01:34 AM (U23X3)
Beckoning Chasm -- wasn't there some ancient riddle, "what does every woman secretly want?"
answer: to rule and reign over her husband
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 01:34 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 01:34 AM (AWYXL)
Yeah, that's a complete joke. Active-culture yogurt or kefir is cheap and does the trick.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 15, 2017 01:36 AM (ujwCG)
Ah, but who'se right, round-eye?
Posted by: Slanteye oil driller at July 15, 2017 01:37 AM (OkKDg)
I confess that I don't listen to her very closely.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 15, 2017 12:51 AM (0jtPF)
Hillary wears yogurt pants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 01:18 AM (AWYXL)<<<
Complements the cottage cheese thighs.
Posted by: BJ Clinton at July 15, 2017 01:37 AM (oGXge)
No--women have been tricked by feminism that the ideal man is one who is aggressive at work and always climbs higher on the corporate ladder...but at home, he lets her decide everything.
Those two things are not compatible in the same person.
So, the woman who is in total charge of the household wonders why her husband isn't in a better job, and then gets resentful...
While the other woman, who is totally under her aggressive husband's control, starts to fantasize about "rape culture" and looks for a lawyer...
Women think they know what they want. Most of the time, they are wrong.
Yeah, go ahead and kill me I don't care.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2017 01:27 AM (MZcWR)
Can't argue with any of that. You have to find that midrange women, and that's a little bit of a tall order. Well, the ettes are pretty midrange, but its the other 150 million screaming bitches out there you gotta weed through.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 01:38 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:38 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 01:25 AM (8O3HH)
Look in the yogurt section of the dairy case. I believe WalMart sells it.
Posted by: dDan at July 15, 2017 01:38 AM (hwYmz)
I've seen a few people with this specific combination of traits, but they aren't numerous in the general population.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 15, 2017 01:38 AM (ujwCG)
i got that last week...
guess i should not have called out the attending for breaking PPE single use protocol, eh?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2017 01:39 AM (U23X3)
Posted by: Slanteye oil driller at July 15, 2017 01:37 AM (OkKDg)
When it pops out of the ground in your backyard, it will look like it's turning to the left.
And that would make one heck of a fluids-disposal well, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 01:40 AM (AWYXL)
Most of the grocery stores around here sell it. My mother drinks it daily. They have several flavored types, and some of the stores carry different brands. I can't remember what brand she likes, but when I take it, that's what I get.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 01:41 AM (8O3HH)
I've seen a few people with this specific combination of traits, but they aren't numerous in the general population.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 15, 2017 01:38 AM (ujwCG)
A few of my friends were like that. Aggressive in business and a pushover at home.
Some are divorced, and the ones who aren't probably wish they were.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 01:41 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:41 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 01:43 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 01:44 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 01:45 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:46 AM (s5Kql)
We have not found this brand available near us, but TIFWIW.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 01:46 AM (lIZQs)
i really wish i'd met him.
i've been crossing swords with the MDs since day one.
having saved moar than one patient from incompetence, i'm unimpressed with the attendings, and i see training the residents as part and parcel of what i've been doing for decades.
unfortunately, they apparently think i'm supposed to sit down, shut up, and agree with whatever they decide on is best for me...
that is SO not happening.
/game ON.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2017 01:46 AM (U23X3)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 01:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 01:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 01:49 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:50 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 01:50 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 01:51 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:51 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 01:51 AM (6gk0M)
yogurt and yogurt pants.
Contention with know-it-all doctors
how to pick up chicks and how can you be "just nice enough?"
Drilling to China
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 01:52 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Slanteye oil driller at July 15, 2017 01:37 AM (OkKDg)
>When it pops out of the ground in your backyard, it will look like it's turning to the left.
Imperialist running yellow dog- when does the drill start turning the correct way? The Earth is always pollitically correct!
Posted by: Slanteye oil driller at July 15, 2017 01:53 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:53 AM (s5Kql)
"My towels are too white!"
"The pool water is too wet!"
"The toilet is mounted on the ceiling!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 01:55 AM (eMKNe)
Unless I am on "The Cheese Diet", which does not exist, I am fairly sure that beer helps with sending chicken and beef South.
I suppose I am irregularly regular.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 01:55 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 01:55 AM (eMKNe)
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That is possible.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:56 AM (s5Kql)
There have been times I've literally just refused to do it, because I actually feel like my colon is bullying me. Sometimes it works, sometimes it... hasn't, unfortunately.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 01:57 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:56 AM (s5Kql)
That's one way to stop the dog from drinking out of it, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 01:57 AM (AWYXL)
As the old coot, ornery old cuss of neigbor who passed away used to say, once a man turns about 50, the trick is to keep him shitting proper.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 01:57 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 01:58 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 01:57 AM (AWYXL)
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One of many, many pranks that bored soldiers would get up to in Iraq.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 01:59 AM (s5Kql)
Metamucil is so far doing the trick for me. That's wonderful stuff.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 01:59 AM (8O3HH)
There have been times I've literally just refused to do it, because I actually feel like my colon is bullying me. Sometimes it works, sometimes it... hasn't, unfortunately."
-Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 01:57 AM (eMKNe)
Eat more processed cheese. American and cheddar, to be specific.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:00 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 02:01 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 02:01 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:01 AM (6gk0M)
Have you tried metamucil, qbpsteve?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 02:01 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:00 AM (eMKNe)
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You're supposed to eat them.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 02:02 AM (s5Kql)
I've found that a c. diff. infection will really speed things up.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 02:02 AM (KG0mU)
If/when I'm shooting my movie and I'm in the middle of Death Valley with a film crew, I'm going to *want* to be plugged up and not having to worry about my next potty break.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:02 AM (eMKNe)
-Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 02:01 AM (aMlLZ)
What the fuck could you possibly add to this colostomy bag full of fun?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:03 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:03 AM (6gk0M)
Not a god damn thing. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 02:04 AM (aMlLZ)
He immediately recommended Metamucil, and my mom made sure I drank the stuff with orange juice *every* morning. This was back when you couldn't get it any other way than the ground-up stuff in a drum. I didn't love it but the OJ helped with the flavor a bit IMHO.
Anyway, before long I was a regular kid. I may need to go back to it sometime someday, who knows.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:04 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:02 AM (eMKNe)
It's California, Steve. The OHS people will demand that you have at least 32 port-a-potties there, one each for all the recognized genders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 02:05 AM (AWYXL)
Otherwise, Kimchi will help drain that swamp!
Posted by: Slanteye oil driller at July 15, 2017 02:05 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:06 AM (eMKNe)
-Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 02:04 AM (aMlLZ)
I did what I could, and it wasn't much. No need to go any further.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:06 AM (6gk0M)
Courtship never ends. It's a full-time dirty job, even after forty-plus years.
Upshot: I thought I could hang on the ONT for a while, but instead I'm checking out for the night.
Posted by: mindful webworker - of the interwebs webworkers at July 15, 2017 02:06 AM (PWDHh)
There's a tendency to think metamucil is only good for making you do, but it can settle things down the other way, too, believe it or not. Smooth things out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 02:07 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 02:02 AM (s5Kql)
LMAO.
Well the American Greed marathon is over, so it's off to bed.
Nite all.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 02:08 AM (Jcg9Q)
As far as eating quality, Ranier are the best tasting and sweetest (and the most expensive). Bing cherries are hit or miss as far as flavor and tartness, but are the most readily available. Cherries that are supposed to be black, but are red, were picked too soon and will not taste very good.
Most come from Washington, but bargains can be found because a lot of cherries are grown in Michigan and other Great Lakes areas, but theyy do not have the grower/marketing co-ops like Washington.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 02:08 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:08 AM (eMKNe)
Oh hell, it's already 20 past Mannix time on MeTV, and I wasn't paying attention.
So, I'm checking out for the night as well. Take care.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 02:09 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 02:09 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 02:10 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Deacon Blues at July 15, 2017 02:10 AM (dZGNV)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 02:08 AM (lIZQs)
There are vendors in vans peddling B.C. cherries right now in parking lots all over Alberta.
I will eat cherries, but they aren't my favorite fruit. The B.C. peaches are yummy when they come into season.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 02:11 AM (AWYXL)
"I apologize for what I've done. You're right and I am wrong and I understand that. It was foolish of me to contradict your wisdom. You work too hard for me to have chided you in any manner.
I'm sorry and I hope that you're still in love with me, because I'm still in love with you."
Roll that shit out there and you'll be Aces High!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:12 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:13 AM (6gk0M)
>Otherwise, Kimchi will help drain that swamp!
Ja whol for zee sauerkraut, too! Instant flowage for the lower bowels!!!!1!!
Posted by: Herr oil driller at July 15, 2017 02:14 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:15 AM (eMKNe)
slap, that's brilliant. I'm going to memorize it for next time (cause there's always a next time).
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 02:17 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:15 AM (eMKNe)
Mostly drag racing on Davie Street in Vancouver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 02:18 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:19 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 02:20 AM (eMKNe)
Never underestimate the power of a well-placed, nicely spelled, apology.
One "Thank You" card with a quality addendum can get you six months of Probation.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:24 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:26 AM (6gk0M)
Love means always having to say you're sorry.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 02:27 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:28 AM (6gk0M)
With a quality addendum? Does "now make me a sammich" work?
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 02:28 AM (KG0mU)
Slapweasel #628 Mindful, here's the trope:
Yeah, Slappy, I know the safe-places script.
It's just that my dedication to truth and honesty and sincerity won't let me employ those tactics. I keep thinking I have a sincere, honest, and reasonable mate. Because at other times, she is. Usually.
I've seen several brothers-in-law and others employ the "yes, dear" technique to good effect. And, truly, while I admire those men who yield for the sake of enduring marital peace (because they have no choice), if I had to live like that, I'd be dead years ago.
I'm certainly not as kindly, sympathetic, and understanding as I ought to be of her longstanding trauma-induced programming. Besides everything she went through in her youth, she's also put up with me for forty+ years.
And now, dear friends, leaving for real.
* dial tone *
Posted by: mindful webworker - married with chillin' at July 15, 2017 02:28 AM (PWDHh)
night slapweasel
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 02:29 AM (KG0mU)
"Love means always having to say you're sorry."
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 02:27 AM (IcT7t)
^This^
*fades off into sunset*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:29 AM (6gk0M)
I'll turn the lights out.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 02:32 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 02:33 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 15, 2017 02:03 AM (6gk0M)
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worms, of course.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2017 02:35 AM (U23X3)
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 02:36 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2017 02:36 AM (gDoff)
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 02:40 AM (KG0mU)
Phoenix metro. So I whine about the heat. A lot.
Been to San Diego a few times. Liked it, can't afford it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 02:46 AM (IcT7t)
That's a working email address. So far I've had one spammer attempt to use it. Didn't need plus size ladies undergarments, though, so it wasn't even a fun email.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 02:48 AM (IcT7t)
I spent a couple of weeks in the Phoenix summer once. Don't know how you guys do it. I was with a chick that had an Avon Cosmetics route so I'd drive around with her in the hot sun.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 15, 2017 02:50 AM (KG0mU)
Air conditioned office, air conditioned truck, air conditioned house.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 02:59 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 02:11 AM (AWYXL)
I used to drive the corridor from Niagara Falls to Kitchener/Waterloo frequently. This was on the south side of Lake Ontario ( St. Catherine's). I was amazed at the cherry trees that had their branches propped up, to keep them from breaking from the load of fruit they were holding. This was called "fruitland". I never even thought about another part of Canada that could grow fruit, even though BC is just a stone's throw from Washington.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:02 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: BoSox! at July 15, 2017 03:04 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 03:09 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 03:19 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:20 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 03:19 AM (IcT7t)
I'm game.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:21 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:21 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 03:21 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:23 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 03:23 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:23 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:24 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 03:24 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:24 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 03:24 AM (IcT7t)
Gotta go to work in a few hours, but not calling it morning yet.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2017 03:25 AM (9g/6M)
Ah, from Western New York to Eastern Michicgan. Yeah, that little part of Canada might be worth taking sometime. Send the residents to Tronna, Ottawa, Montreal, or somesuch socialist paradise.
Posted by: Capitalistic Realist, Trumpist, anti-Justine-Trududeau at July 15, 2017 03:25 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 03:25 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2017 03:26 AM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 15, 2017 03:26 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2017 03:28 AM (9g/6M)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:28 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:39 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ah. First, cut loon into small pieces. Boil loon pieces until soft. Drain, then add breaded loon to fryer, with rock chips. Eat rock chips.
Posted by: Rmock-chip frying chef at July 15, 2017 03:39 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 15, 2017 03:39 AM (lIZQs)
zombie prowls when zombie prowls. One can usually tell a genuine zombie post from an imposter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 03:44 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Rmock-chip frying chef at July 15, 2017 03:39 AM (v9gSJ)
Rock chips are healthy for you; full of minerals, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 03:45 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2017 03:46 AM (gDoff)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ya, but they taste like boiled, breaded loon.
Posted by: Rock-chip frying chef at July 15, 2017 04:00 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Rock-chip frying chef at July 15, 2017 04:00 AM (v9gSJ)
If you are out of loon, seagull will do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 04:10 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Keep Tahoe Blue at July 15, 2017 04:14 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: AOP's Cat at July 15, 2017 04:26 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 15, 2017 04:29 AM (smD62)
Posted by: AOP's Cat at July 15, 2017 04:26 AM (v9gSJ)
Geeze, Tigger, I thought I left the computer unplugged. But as long as there are mice in the barn, you won't go hungry. Mice, nice crunchy mice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 04:30 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 15, 2017 04:29 AM (smD62)
Sunburn will do that to a person.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 04:32 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 15, 2017 04:38 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ya, but they all taste like your rock chips: boiled, breaded, fried loon.
Gak.
Posted by: AOP's Cat at July 15, 2017 04:45 AM (v9gSJ)
Gak.
Posted by: AOP's Cat at July 15, 2017 04:45 AM (v9gSJ)
There's a jar of Montreal steak spice on the counter right next to your food dish. Goes great on mouse, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 04:50 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2017 04:52 AM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2017 04:54 AM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 15, 2017 04:29 AM (smD62) : Q1: Can you find your bra and panties?
Q2: Do you know if you voluntaraly crossed any State lines?
Posted by: Legal Beagel at July 15, 2017 04:55 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: HuffPo Flyover Outreach at July 15, 2017 05:07 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: HuffPo Flyover Outreach at July 15, 2017 05:11 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 03:44 AM (AWYXL)
There is a quality to zombie's expository posts that simply cannot be duplicated.
Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2017 05:11 AM (84p6I)
Posted by: HuffPo Flyover Outreach at July 15, 2017 05:14 AM (/qEW2)
Yes, "to the shores of Tripoli".
Marines.
Posted by: Thomal at July 15, 2017 05:18 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 15, 2017 05:21 AM (smD62)
Posted by: HuffPo Flyover Outreach at July 15, 2017 05:25 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2017 05:33 AM (zLDYs)
Western Civilisation for the win!
Eradicate All Islam by the Modern Crusades!!!
There, does that feed your HuffPo expectations?
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at July 15, 2017 05:39 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 05:41 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 05:41 AM (Eynls)
As long as you put it back before you took it, nobody will ever know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 05:45 AM (AWYXL)
I do for several reasons. I question whether I deserve to be included among the Horde given that I spent almost all of my working life in the two most disreputable professions -- journalism and government. Plus I have only one child who is autistic and receives disability; so I didn't perform too well in the area of raising "productive citizens" who might help Western civilization survive. Finally, while I would consider myself far more conservative than liberal there are some conservative dogmas that I occasionally question, for example, that taxation is always evil or that mass transit is always a worthless boondoggle (I use it regularly and it's a lifesaver for those times when I don't have the car). I also couldn't bring myself to vote for Trump (I absolutely was never going to vote for Hillary) although in retrospect I now wish I had. So do I really belong here or not? I enjoy and appreciate the Horde's perspective, I just wonder if I really meet the admission requirements.
Posted by: Secret Square at July 15, 2017 05:46 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 05:47 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 05:49 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hey, who took a bite of my sandwich?
Posted by: Swing Shift at July 15, 2017 05:50 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 05:51 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: Secret Square at July 15, 2017 05:46 AM (9WuX0)
'Throwing away my vote' remorse?
What now makes you wish you had voted for Trump?
Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2017 05:51 AM (84p6I)
Posted by: Secret Square at July 15, 2017 05:46 AM (9WuX0)
I don't think there's a checklist one has to meet. Loving Hillary would be a real down-twinkle, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 05:54 AM (AWYXL)
I'm new here. Is that another way of saying "get off my lawn"?
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 05:54 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 05:49 AM (Eynls)
Melatonin as a sleep aid, or to wake up with? I slept pretty well during the day yesterday. Been napping a little tonight. If this thing keeps on drilling at the rate it's going, we could be done here tomorrow night.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 05:56 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 05:58 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: Secret Square at July 15, 2017 05:59 AM (9WuX0)
As a sleep aid, to rest the sleep clock. Ive only used it to reset to night sleep, though. Works wonders for me.
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 06:00 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 15, 2017 06:03 AM (Eynls)
I know it's late but I don't get it, or rather what you said. I saw the last election in stark terms, the choice between a career corrupt and evil politician or 'hey, let's give the successful businessman beholden to no one in D.C. a shot'. As you have seen, the swamp is deep indeed. To mix metaphors, the pigs at the trough are squealing bloody murder because the shovelfuls of slop they greedily consume might be cut off. I have never seen a 'deep state' situation like this before. It really is an attempted coup in D.C. aided abetted by the likes of that asshole judge in Hawaii and, of course, cheered on by the Fake News Media.
Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2017 06:19 AM (84p6I)
Posted by: saf at July 15, 2017 06:55 AM (cS/ge)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhVezR_byUU
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 18, 2017 10:50 PM (PUmDY)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr1b-yl5HFE
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 18, 2017 11:20 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 18, 2017 11:57 PM (PUmDY)
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