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The Latest #FreakOut From the #FakeNews Media: Oh Em Gee, Trump Complimented Macron's 64-Year-Old Wife as Being In Really "Good Shape" and Being "Beautiful"
Consider the alternative universe where Trump did not pay a compliment to the 64 year old premiere dame of France. Then it would be, "Oh Em Gee, Trump can only even see 25 year olds, otherwise his Rape Gaze simply disregards them! I'm so angry I can't even!"
Also consider that no one -- ever -- has been offended by being told he or she was in "good shape" and "beautiful." (Or, for a man: "Very handsome," let's say.) Some look-based compliments are sexual in nature. Others are aesthetic. Some people may get offended by sexual ones in some situations, but no one gets upset to be told "Shit, you've really gotten in shape!" But that's where we are. Trump paid a 64-year-old first lady a pair of nice compliments -- diplomacy, you know (although, actually, she really is in pretty good shape) -- and It's Just So Much I Can't Even Anymore. CNN is additionally covering the #VeryFakeNews of Oh Em Gee they bobbled their handshake!Here's that awkward handshake between Trump and France's Brigitte Macron. pic.twitter.com/5Ci6lAWuV6
— Meg Wagner (@megwagner) July 13, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aviator at July 13, 2017 06:31 PM (/Nite)
The best part was the little pussy squeeze when he said it
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: RI/NH Red. at July 13, 2017 06:32 PM (C3DaL)
Posted by: Robert Jenks at July 13, 2017 06:33 PM (VbLoi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 06:33 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: PDT at July 13, 2017 06:33 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 06:35 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Jmel at July 13, 2017 06:35 PM (SAf+8)
Posted by: GT 5.0, the Doughnut maker at July 13, 2017 06:35 PM (VNwG+)
Posted by: Brigitte Macron at July 13, 2017 06:36 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 06:36 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: RI/NH Red. Jonesin' for Covfefe. at July 13, 2017 06:36 PM (C3DaL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2017 06:36 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Afroman at July 13, 2017 06:37 PM (ri0yR)
Zombie David Bowie: Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules. First model walks; second model duplicates, then elaborates. Okay, girls - let's go to work!
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 13, 2017 06:37 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at July 13, 2017 06:37 PM (PMt8D)
Posted by: Favorite DJT Compliments at July 13, 2017 06:37 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 13, 2017 06:37 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 13, 2017 06:37 PM (34E+f)
This is all so ridiculous.
I'm watching that GIF over and over though for Melania suddenly decloaking and looking gorgeous.
Also that one Secret Service lady in the back looks like she's about to cap someone.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:38 PM (dEQP3)
Now that's awkward for the Left. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2017 06:38 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:38 PM (QwbmS)
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 06:38 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Tom Thumb at July 13, 2017 06:38 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (34E+f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Afroman at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (ri0yR)
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at July 13, 2017 06:37 PM (PMt8D
Thank G-D....That is one of the reasons Trump is now President Trump
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:38 PM (QwbmS)
*chin on hands*
Do tell.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (dEQP3)
There ain't 24 hours worth of stories.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (RrhD2)
I get the feeling that Melania is quite a nice person who puts people at their ease. I would bet any initial fears of standing next to her are soon forgotten.
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (jm1YL)
Speaking of which:
The BBC (and in the US, PBS), has been showing a program called "Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home" hosted by this drop-dead gorgeous presenter who is absolutely sexually mesmerizing as she discusses Victorian dangers. Her name is given as "Dr. Lipscomb."
I googled to see what kind of "Dr." she was, and this was the first article that popped up -- apparently there is a huge debate in feminist circles about this very woman, who is indeed a legitimate history professor who has written respectable books, but who gets all sorts of TV gigs because of her incredible looks, and there is an ongoing argument -- is this a good thing or a bad thing for woman in general?:
http://www.kyrackramer.com/2013/06/02/ please-leave-dr-suzannah-lipscombs-hair-out-of-it/
This feminist's position is that the Dr. should get all the success she gets, because it smashes the patriarchy -- but no one should ever mention her appearance, nor should she get her success for the reason of being beautiful. Which is wishful thinking, since of course she wouldn't get the gigs if she was ugly (something the writer also laments).
Judge for yourself:
Dr. Suzannah Lipscomb photo gallery:
https://tinyurl.com/ycyzlhpy
Holy cow!
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (DQ4Fv)
About time. They have a realistic view of Muslims and they were ignored by Muslim appeaser Obama
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (dEQP3)
No way can I not follow this thread now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:38 PM (QwbmS)
*chin on hands*
Do tell.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (dEQP3)
Watch out for grrr claws, CB. And flame.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:41 PM (QwbmS)
Posted by: redenzo at July 13, 2017 06:41 PM (5wSNN)
A distinguished panel of an elderly black woman, a metro-sexual hipster doofus, and lesbian feminist attorney and a 63 year old retired NY Times columnist with a combover discuss President Trump's troubled history with international handshakes and what it means for our national security.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 13, 2017 06:41 PM (bJ71T)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 13, 2017 06:41 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 13, 2017 06:41 PM (Vevy5)
Posted by: mark1971 at July 13, 2017 06:42 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 13, 2017 06:42 PM (A3b6q)
See the Daily Mail. They dined at the Eiffel Tower, and Melania took a boat ride with Mm. Macron. The contrast was most pronounced.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 13, 2017 06:42 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 06:42 PM (TwwWO)
30% of calls to VA facilities used to go to a back-up message taking service. Now 1% do.
90% of calls are now answered live within 8 seconds.
Yay vets!
Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at July 13, 2017 06:43 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: PDT at July 13, 2017 06:43 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2017 06:43 PM (IqV8l)
I've seen her and the show but the nose ring killed it for me. I thought the show as good though.
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2017 06:43 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at July 13, 2017 06:43 PM (qdeLs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (AzoX5)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (dEQP3)
No way can I not follow this thread now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (gwPgz)
I'll sneak it into the ONT when she's not looking.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (QwbmS)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Pierre Macron Polyester at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (89T5c)
Trump should've added, "And I'm sure you're so proud of your son, here!"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Bobby Shaftoe at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (QwbmS)
*lays in wait*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (v12G8)
---
These same folks supported Barry and will cheer Neil Degrasse Tyson for getting gigs based on the same general idea, though.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (34E+f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (iVOAv)
Good. I like that attitude especially with this president. I hope the Secret Service has decided to shape up and rid themselves of the shameful reputation they built up over the last 8 years.
Can you imagine how thrilled the decent agents were when they realized they didn't have to guard the old hag again?
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (v12G8)
Congressman got similar approach from Russian officials -- two months before Trump son... Developing...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (SjImc)
I've seen her and the show but the nose ring killed it for me. I thought the show as good though.
Posted by: freaked
Yeah, the nose ring is not a wise fashion choice, but it's really small and easily ignored. I think she wears it to declare her claim on youthfulness -- got to be under a certain age to even imagine wearing a nose ring. She's in her late 30s, so with the ring, she's saying, "Hey, I'm still young!"
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (DQ4Fv)
Is it air kiss left?
Or air kiss left-right?
Or air kiss left-right-left?
Or do you just split the difference and go full-on lip lock?
Just grab both boobs and shout "Honk! Honk!"?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (wPiJc)
Judge for yourself:
Dr. Suzannah Lipscomb photo gallery:
https://tinyurl.com/ycyzlhpy
Holy cow!
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (DQ4Fv)
Want.
Ohhh, thank you, Zombie-chan.
Can I call you Zombie-chan?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (3OIiX)
For some reason, I never saw this reported anywhere else, color me shocked!
But yay for the vets indeed, and GO Trump!!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 06:42 PM (TwwWO)
LMAO
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (QwbmS)
Posted by: Miortimer - FInish Her! at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (xmlAN)
I think Jesus Christ is probably immune to the compliment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:38 PM (QwbmS)
*chin on hands*
Do tell.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:39 PM (dEQP3)
Oh I've got one!
Alex tried for her standard shin kick on Stephanopolous and wound up nailing him in the crotch.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (z/Ubi)
Good. I like that attitude especially with this president. I hope the Secret Service has decided to shape up and rid themselves of the shameful reputation they built up over the last 8 years.
Can you imagine how thrilled the decent agents were when they realized they didn't have to guard the old hag again?
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 06:45 PM (jm1YL)
Of all the awfulness of the Obama debacle, the destruction of the Secret Service is the one that shocked me the most.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Pierre Macron Polyester at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (A3b6q)
I would never do that. I would do the "Come In Berlin" to speak to Merkel. If I were inclined to speak to that slackedmish hausfrau.
Posted by: Donny Twoscoops at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 06:47 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: Bobby Shaftoe at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (y87Qq)
Cyptonomicon handle? Dig it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 13, 2017 06:47 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 13, 2017 06:47 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 06:47 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:47 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at July 13, 2017 06:47 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (jm1YL)
as opposed to mooch, where its like "omg its moving towards us"
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2017 06:47 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Harley1911 at July 13, 2017 06:47 PM (JojTR)
Alex tried for her standard shin kick on Stephanopolous and wound up nailing him in the crotch.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (z/Ubi)
I like it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:48 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:48 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:48 PM (QwbmS)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 13, 2017 06:44 PM (QwbmS)
It's gonna be an early night for Country Boy!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2017 06:48 PM (gwPgz)
"Calling Tokyo, Calling Tokyo, come in Tokyo"
CNN reporter pours gas on his head and lights it on fire:
Drumph is an idiot! Doesn't he know he needs to string a bigger antennae to reach Tokyo!
Posted by: Old Blue at July 13, 2017 06:48 PM (FAo3p)
Posted by: RI/NH Red. Jonesin' for Covfefe. at July 13, 2017 06:48 PM (C3DaL)
Alex tried for her standard shin kick on Stephanopolous and wound up nailing him in the crotch.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (z/Ubi)
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Got another shipment, willow!
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 06:48 PM (s5Kql)
Come on keep saying it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at July 13, 2017 06:48 PM (qdeLs)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:49 PM (v12G8)
*looks around nervously*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 06:49 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 13, 2017 06:49 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 13, 2017 06:47 PM (3OIiX)
Darn it, now I've got to read that yet again!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2017 06:49 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2017 06:49 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 06:50 PM (PY9jH)
Just in time.
Country Boy is a dead man walking.
And it looks like buzzion has came back from the dead just to die again.
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 06:50 PM (s5Kql)
and SMFH! good to see you! kiss and hug
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:50 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 13, 2017 06:50 PM (xmlAN)
Sheesh, old geezer (with a history of hot hits) compliments slightly younger uber-cougar and the world comes apart.
Posted by: JEM at July 13, 2017 06:50 PM (TppKb)
Alex tried for her standard shin kick on Stephanopolous and wound up nailing him in the crotch.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (z/Ubi)
I like it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:48 PM (dEQP3)
Oh come ooooon..where Ben!?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at July 13, 2017 06:50 PM (qdeLs)
(on one of youz)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:51 PM (v12G8)
*looks around nervously*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 06:49 PM (PY9jH)
---
*looks at Jane sadly*
The ravage has been summoned.
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 06:51 PM (s5Kql)
get a life.
Posted by: concrete girl at July 13, 2017 06:51 PM (EqvVS)
Dr. Suzannah Lipscomb photo gallery:
https://tinyurl.com/ycyzlhpy
Holy cow!
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (DQ4Fv)
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Pointy elbows.
Posted by: MAGA at July 13, 2017 06:51 PM (Tyk2V)
*looks around nervously*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 06:49 PM (PY9jH)
Yea, its busy at my house as usual.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at July 13, 2017 06:51 PM (qdeLs)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (z/Ubi)
..........
I haven't even gotten warmed up, pal.
Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (HgMAr)
When Kobach finds those four million (or any significant number of) fraudulent votes we'll see a media blackout of a nature not seen since Eisenhower picked the date for D-Day.
Posted by: JEM at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (n1NNk)
The HORROR!
THE ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY!!!! IMPEACH NOW!!!!!!!!!
/yep. Keep effing that chicken liberals. That's how you get MOAR Trump.
Posted by: shibumi at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 06:53 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (z/Ubi)
Don't confuse me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at July 13, 2017 06:53 PM (qdeLs)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2017 06:53 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2017 06:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:53 PM (v12G8)
Sources In Washington Say Vladimir Putin Has Ties To Russia
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (n1NNk)
I think my neighbors just heard that given how loud I snorted.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:54 PM (dEQP3)
Dr. Suzannah Lipscomb photo gallery:
https://tinyurl.com/ycyzlhpy
Holy cow!
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2017 06:40 PM (DQ4Fv)
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Pointy elbows.
Posted by: MAGA at July 13, 2017 06:51 PM (Tyk2V)
Crikey. She needs to lay off the melange.
https://tinyurl.com/yalfuqur
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2017 06:54 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2017 06:54 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 06:54 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:54 PM (v12G8)
*Puts on Sunglasses and wig*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (qdeLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah, She's old enough to be his granny.
Posted by: Minuteman at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (A3b6q)
Got plenty of ditches to dig at that rate. Now, if you want the EASY way, you can even shower afterward...
Posted by: JEM at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (TppKb)
Trump would never say it, but he really is a better diplomat than his diplomats. As far as I can tell, he's been well-received in every country he's visited.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (TwwWO)
The Daily Mail seems more interested in the fact that Duchess Kate finally cut her long hair. Must be a big deal over there.
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2017 06:53 PM (9g/6M)
Google image search. Just about any guy and 10-20% of the girls would be.
Thank Zombie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 06:52 PM (n1NNk)
LOL. I'm going to put that a whiteboard sign tomorrow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (iVOAv)
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My 83 year old godfather is sometimes LIV.
A few months ago, he just brushed off all of this as the Democrats being sore losers. I hope he still feels that way.
Posted by: shibumi at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: George Stephanopolous at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (oneKX)
There ain't 24 hours worth of stories.
Particularly when you reject so many stories because they are inconvenient to the "good guys" and conflict with the narrative.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (v12G8)
Guess their pecking party will continue until they are all stripped raw and bleeding.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (ILitO)
Breaking News:
Washington Post Reports Sources In US Intel Agencies Have Evidence Of Putin's Close Ties To Kremlin
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (n1NNk)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (PJAQB)
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 06:57 PM (s5Kql)
Thank Zombie.
Cute face, not big on the gooey crinkly hair.
Posted by: JEM at July 13, 2017 06:57 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2017 06:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Max Ralphus von Petersboot at July 13, 2017 06:57 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2017 06:57 PM (9g/6M)
They look like they're thrilled to have him there. Can't wait for the visit to England. That should be fun as they were adamant about not letting him in the country
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 06:57 PM (jm1YL)
CB...
*points to nic*
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 06:53 PM (s5Kql)
Oh I'm sure I'll say something that will have alex making the sheldon cooper face and then scribble in her notebook again soon enough.
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2017 06:58 PM (z/Ubi)
*looks around nervously*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 06:49 PM (PY9jH)
I was just about to mention that before the Nood.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2017 06:58 PM (sdi6R)
Funny she doesn't look like an historian
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 13, 2017 06:58 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Locke Common at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (0/O2t)
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Yeah, well, it seems to me that diplomacy is a subset of professional politician, which requires only two things:
1. know how to win elections
2. know how to get money to pay for winning elections
So maybe diplomats are stupider than professional politicians, and "professional diplomacy" is some sort of circle jerk for those who can't do business?
Posted by: shibumi at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Probably. I'm guessing a underaged, Algerian girl. That way he can tag the other end of the age spectrum.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (pY+s4)
Trump would never say it, but he really is a better diplomat than his diplomats. As far as I can tell, he's been well-received in every country he's visited.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (sdi6R)
He always gifts them TRUMP Brand Steaks.
Posted by: Minuteman at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (sMZCb)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (ILitO)
He could eliminate cancer and be accused of causing unemployment.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: goon at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (EaQ6/)
Not you, AtC!
Posted by: RI/NH Red. Jonesin' for Covfefe. at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (C3DaL)
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2017 06:58 PM (z/Ubi)
This is accurate.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (dEQP3)
They look like they're thrilled to have him there. Can't wait for the visit to England. That should be fun as they were adamant about not letting him in the country
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 06:57 PM (jm1YL)
My guess is that he actually listens to what his diplomats and experts tell him about the country and their leaders and he engages with them, whereas Obama likely just thought they should be in awe of his presence there.
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2017 07:00 PM (z/Ubi)
Yeah, THIS basically. That's why I keep bringing up 2018. Gonna be interesting if their scorched earth campaign blows up in their face.
Posted by: Max Power at July 13, 2017 07:00 PM (q177U)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2017 07:00 PM (/tuJf)
I think President Trump was being gracious. I mean, what do you say to a woman who is either ill or anorexic? She looks either or. It is possible she just still dresses like the teacher he met vs more appropriate clothing for the wife of the President of France.
If someone tells me I look good, even if I look like Phyllis Diller on acid in the mirror to myself, I am grateful. She should be grateful, as, first glance, I was not thinking "in great shape...beautiful."
I do think she looks better than G-8 or whatever that was. Will give her that one. But she needs to find someone to help her dress. Ok, good legs, but do you have to always wear miniskirts? And, please, wear long sleeves. You can fake it with long sleeves.
At least President Trump did not unzip her miniskirt as she planned...what is with the zippers?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 13, 2017 07:00 PM (J5mzk)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 13, 2017 07:01 PM (mSR8Q)
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/884576465399971840
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2017 07:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:01 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 07:01 PM (TwwWO)
Indeed. I don't remember Obozo ever saying anything nice about a foreign leader's wife.
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 07:02 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2017 07:02 PM (PJAQB)
n May 2016, Lipscomb was one of 300 prominent historians, including Simon Schama and Niall Ferguson, who were signatories to a letter to The Guardian warning voters that if they chose to leave the European Union on 23 June they would be condemning Britain to irrelevance.[13][14]
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 07:02 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 13, 2017 07:03 PM (ILitO)
Indeed. I don't remember Obozo ever saying anything nice about a foreign leader's wife.
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 07:02 PM (jm1YL)
I remember something, something "punches above her weight."
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:03 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Locke Common at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (0/O2t)
They've become conditioned to seeing our Commander bow. To everyone and everything. Just bow and play it safe. Bow to cows, rulers, Burma-shave signs, just bow. Handshakes are SO western civilization and racist!
Posted by: goon at July 13, 2017 07:03 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Locke Common at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (0/O2t)
Plus we have reporters posted at numerous urinals in U.S. Government bathrooms. That's where we get most of our leaks.
Posted by: THIS IS CNN at July 13, 2017 07:03 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Brian Stelter Brothers Orchestra at July 13, 2017 07:04 PM (EVi2J)
Not you, AtC!
Posted by: RI/NH Red. Jonesin' for Covfefe. at July 13, 2017 06:59 PM (C3DaL)
Rich Dumb Young Nymphomaniac by Pat Dailey
https://youtu.be/piWKDZuECrY
I remember hearing him once mentioning that during his shows he would have women trying to balance a beer on their head. And then later in the night he'd play this song.
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2017 07:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2017 07:04 PM (/tuJf)
I was shocked.
Good luck with the horseshows!
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 07:04 PM (s5Kql)
How did Ben Franklin's advice to a young man on choice of mistress go? Go for the older woman, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they're grateful as hell.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 13, 2017 07:04 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2017 07:05 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 07:05 PM (TwwWO)
It's kind of like we replaced Elmer Fudd with Popeye. Except Elmer Fudd kind of knew how to hold a gun.
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 13, 2017 07:05 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2017 06:53 PM (9g/6M)
I have zero interest in Suzanne Lipscomb.
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 13, 2017 07:06 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at July 13, 2017 07:06 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2017 07:05 PM (npdX6)
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Yep.
Just as I feared.
Outta bleach.
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 07:06 PM (s5Kql)
You can never pay a woman who's a lefttarded fuckface whore a compliment because patriarchy.
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at July 13, 2017 07:06 PM (+dsLj)
How did Ben Franklin's advice to a young man on choice of mistress go? Go for the older woman, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they're grateful as hell.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 13, 2017 07:04 PM (8O3HH)
One of the best parts of Assassin's Creed 3 is that you meet Ben Franklin and they have him going into his theory on this.
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2017 07:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2017 07:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2017 07:08 PM (PJAQB)
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 07:08 PM (n1NNk)
Posted by: Barak Obama at July 13, 2017 07:08 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 13, 2017 07:08 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: willow at July 13, 2017 06:56 PM (v12G
That's how you know your heart and mind both work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)
The.media.cannot.stand.it. The truth, it burns! It burns!
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2017 07:08 PM (4ErVI)
Is that the guy who played the zebra in Madagascar?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2017 06:55 PM (sdi6R)
Because he's frigging normal.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 13, 2017 07:05 PM (npdX6)
Just so he doesn't bow. Drop to one knee, belly-flop, but no bowing! It would be misogynistic mansplaining otherwise!
Posted by: goon at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: RI/NH Red. Jonesin' for Covfefe. at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (C3DaL)
"Die Another Day!"
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 13, 2017 07:08 PM (S6Pax)
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*wipes screen*
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 13, 2017 07:10 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:10 PM (PY9jH)
Breaking News:
White House Inside Source Says President Trump Has Left The White House, Possibly Thousands Of Miles Closer To Russia Right Now
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 07:10 PM (n1NNk)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:01 PM (hJrjt)
In his News Conference with Macron he said Paris. Several times. Because HE IS A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER.
City names IN ENGLISH: BOMBAY, PEKING, TURIN, VIENNA, SAIGON, SEVILLE, DANZIG, LONDON.
Posted by: THIS IS CNN at July 13, 2017 07:10 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:09 PM (Mouru)
No, I think he sang the Matrix theme songs.
Posted by: goon at July 13, 2017 07:11 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:11 PM (PY9jH)
Breaking News:
Sources Close To Sources Inside The White House Report President Trump In Very Close Vicinity To Russia Right Now
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 07:11 PM (n1NNk)
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 07:12 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2017 07:08 PM (4ErVI)
Is that the guy who played the zebra in Madagascar?
Posted by: Cicero
That was Chris Rock.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:12 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2017 07:12 PM (J+eG2)
Breaking News:
Washington Post Reporting President Trump Is Just "Miles Away" From Moscow At This Moment
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 07:12 PM (n1NNk)
I'm willing to bet my right boob Trump doesn't pronounce Pakistan "Pokeeestohn."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:13 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 13, 2017 07:13 PM (fMidn)
You know who else referred to Gdansk as "Danzig"?
Hint: You heil, heil, right in his face
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:13 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2017 07:13 PM (z/Ubi)
---
There was a really strange thread on 4chan earlier today.
Lots of crazy accusations, including:
-Lynch being investigated by foreign governments
-one of those investigating her is Russia
-Brock's health is in decline
-all of this leads to Obama
Here's the thread:
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/133488390/official-fbi-anon-happening-thread
Posted by: shibumi at July 13, 2017 07:13 PM (aT+Bx)
https://youtu.be/ZW-enbDAsAg
Posted by: Brian Stelter Brothers Orchestra at July 13, 2017 07:04 PM (EVi2J)
The funny thing is, from day one I thought the political establishment regarded Trump as Al Czervik. Which is also why he connected with ordinary people so well.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2017 07:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: jbspry at July 13, 2017 07:14 PM (YNPwP)
Breaking News:
White House Confirms President Trump Left The White House To Be In An Area Close To Russia
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 07:14 PM (n1NNk)
Try it and report back.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 13, 2017 07:14 PM (kIxPI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:14 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: shibumi at July 13, 2017 07:14 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: mallfly Cloggenstein of Rattlesanke VT at July 13, 2017 07:14 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Literally Hitler at July 13, 2017 07:14 PM (xmlAN)
I may be a junior Moron in Training, but I do know the rules.
Posted by: RI/NH Red. Jonesin' for Covfefe. at July 13, 2017 07:15 PM (C3DaL)
Posted by: Average Joe at July 13, 2017 07:15 PM (gcQuh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 07:15 PM (TwwWO)
The proposal from Rep. Vicky Hartzler, R-Mo., endangered Democratic support of the 2018 National Defense Authorization Act. The lower chamber on Thursday failed to adopt it as an amendment to the NDAA in a bipartisan vote, 209-214 with 24 Republicans joining the minority.
Hartzler and other proponents said they aimed to prioritize limited defense resources and bar troops from a class of procedures that would render them non-deployable. She said the amendment to the annual defense policy bill would have reversed the Obama-era practice of requiring the armed forces to fund medical procedures.
Fuck Congress
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2017 07:15 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 07:15 PM (iVOAv)
--
It's at 8pm. After the Last Man Standing re-runs on CMT.
/i mean duh...
Posted by: shibumi at July 13, 2017 07:15 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: THIS IS CNN
-----------
I recall a British diplomat who was criticized for calling Beijing 'Peking'. He responded, "I call a place for my convenience, not someone else's".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2017 07:16 PM (kusha)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 07:16 PM (iVOAv)
Breaking News:
Experts Say President Trump Now In Driving Distance To Russia If He Drove A Car That Got Really Really Good Gas Mileage And Carried 30 More Gallons Of Gas For Reserves
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 07:16 PM (n1NNk)
I thought that was Chris Rock.
Posted by: Cicero
Kid Rock - white guy
Chris Rock - black guy - Zebra in Madagascar - Afro Circus
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:16 PM (YxyYj)
AtC would, of course, be the chief of the delegation.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:17 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 13, 2017 07:17 PM (fMidn)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 13, 2017 07:17 PM (n1NNk)
Beijing Duck just doesn't sound as appetizing.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:17 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: Literally Stalin at July 13, 2017 07:18 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 13, 2017 07:18 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 07:18 PM (TwwWO)
Chris Rock - black guy - Zebra in Madagascar - Afro Circus
I won't even ask about Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:18 PM (Mouru)
-Lynch being investigated by foreign governments
-one of those investigating her is Russia
-Brock's health is in decline
-all of this leads to Obama
Here's the thread:
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/133488390/official-fbi-anon-happening-thread
Posted by: shibumi at July 13, 2017 07:13 PM (aT+Bx)
The original FBI ANON thread..... It's really looking like ANON knew what the fuck was up and was spot on.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 13, 2017 07:18 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Mooch at July 13, 2017 07:19 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 13, 2017 07:19 PM (ILitO)
Trump Hurriedly Departs France To Sign Healthcare Bill, 'Russian' To Push Administration Agenda
Posted by: This...is CNN. No, Really. at July 13, 2017 07:19 PM (H8S+R)
I may be a junior Moron in Training, but I do know the rules.
Posted by: RI/NH Red. Jonesin' for Covfefe.
*wipes tear*
That was beautiful.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:19 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: IC at July 13, 2017 07:19 PM (mlEaa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 07:20 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 13, 2017 07:20 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 13, 2017 07:20 PM (2qHjF)
Trump says he doesn't have time to look at much T.V.
My grandmother use to say look at T.V. instead of watch T.V. Is that an old timer thing?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 13, 2017 07:20 PM (lKyWE)
Melania Trump Wears Red Outfit, Signalling Support for Putin!
Posted by: MSLSD at July 13, 2017 07:20 PM (aT+Bx)
Btw Mere Macron is in great shape- but I would definitely not hit that!
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 13, 2017 07:20 PM (OzoTm)
Nope.Baseball doesn't start back up until tomorrow.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 13, 2017 07:20 PM (qJhUV)
2 people had a lot to lose in the election. Killary and Jeb. Tony Blair was W's best buddy and the pee pee dossier came out of the UK.
Jeb and Mc Stain are both big buddies with Killary.
Jeb blew through 100 mil and was losing badly and needed a damaging shot on Trump.
My tinfoil Stetson is firmly pulled down.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2017 07:21 PM (PJAQB)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 13, 2017 07:21 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Average Joe at July 13, 2017 07:15 PM (gcQuh)
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Yep.
Sure am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqUA-vRcwRM
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 07:21 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: goon at July 13, 2017 07:21 PM (EaQ6/)
Good to see that the MSM is still willing to send its reporters on dangerous missions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru)
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/10669/islamic-feminism-sarsour
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2017 07:22 PM (9g/6M)
Well he did say that he could smell pork from a mile away.
Posted by: wooga at July 13, 2017 07:22 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 13, 2017 07:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:18 PM
Wise choice, because The Rock would ask you what you thought, and then interrupt your answer with "It doesn't matter what you think!" and then continue with his promo.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2017 07:23 PM (DMUuz)
The original FBI ANON thread..... It's really looking like ANON knew what the fuck was up and was spot on.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 13, 2017 07:18 PM
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I sure hope so.
BTW... the reason that Trump/ Sessions is doing nothing might be because they are digging their own graves.
For every supposed "collusion," it opens up a can of worms that involves dozens of democrats.
Their strategy just might be to wait it out until we're in treason/death penalty territory.
Posted by: MSLSD at July 13, 2017 07:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Yeah, they fawned all over her at some sports awards thing .Said how much she is missed... hint,hint Melania is an embarrassment or something?
Posted by: .It's me donna at July 13, 2017 07:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: shibumi at July 13, 2017 07:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Chrissy is fine, honey. As long as I am not confused with Mooch all is good.
Had I been President Trump, other than Bonjour, I would have been speechless at the ghostly petite apparition in her white miniskirt. Other blogs think a nurse's cap would complete the outfit.
I guess I would have thrown in a "bless your heart" after the initial air kisses.
I am sorry of this is not PC but she freaks me out. Not just talkin' about the sexy drama teacher falls in love with 15 yr old boy, three years later, abandons husband and three children to marry student. I mean, that is freaky bidness.
If I find out she is ill, then my bad. Otherwise, eat some tarte's, honey! Eat! You are in freaking Paris, not a time to diet!!! She has taken it to the extreme when collagen is lost and flapping from your bones. I know this is harsh, libs, but I speaketh the truth. If you met her in a dark hall you'd scream.
Maybe she has a great sense of humor and is kind. i hope that for her as well as to start eating and drinking some water.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 13, 2017 07:24 PM (J5mzk)
This POTUS could nail any of these dignitary wives he wants. They love his combo of power and cash.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 13, 2017 07:24 PM (bJ71T)
*looks at picture of Melania*
*looks back at picture of Moochelle*
*snort*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:24 PM (Mouru)
The media and Democrats are busy demonstrating why we got Trump, but the problem is we got the treacherous lackluster feckless Vichy GOP DC Establishment along with Trump.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2017 07:25 PM (gwPgz)
If we can get simple jail terms for low level pukes, we aren't getting treason/death penalty terms for any big shots. No matter what. Hillary should be doing 33,000 years for those 33,000 deleted emails on an illegal server.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:26 PM (YxyYj)
*looks back at picture of Moochelle*
*snort*
But I do so miss the boob belts and too short sweaters in garish colors...
Posted by: .It's me donna at July 13, 2017 07:26 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: IC at July 13, 2017 07:26 PM (mlEaa)
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at July 13, 2017 07:26 PM (799fm)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:17 PM
Who should be Chief of Protocol?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2017 07:26 PM (DMUuz)
*looks at picture of Melania*
*looks back at picture of Moochelle*
*
FIFY
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:27 PM (YxyYj)
Breaking: Fox News corresondent calls N'awlin's, "New Orleans".
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 13, 2017 07:27 PM (lIZQs)
Such fucking useless children.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 13, 2017 07:27 PM (/o9Qk)
Go to 1:25 mark
"Don't Mention the War"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 07:28 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 07:28 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2017 07:21 PM (PJAQB)
BH, it looks like a perfect fit to me!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2017 07:28 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 07:28 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Abby at July 13, 2017 07:28 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 07:29 PM (s5Kql)
Someone needs to do an intervention and make her eat... or at least stop throwing it up...
Posted by: .It's me donna at July 13, 2017 07:29 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 13, 2017 07:30 PM (qJhUV)
So they stole the idea from a probably greater show "The Unit"?
I'm still bitter we never got a final season 5.
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 13, 2017 07:30 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 13, 2017 07:31 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 13, 2017 07:31 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 07:31 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:17 PM
Who should be Chief of Protocol?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2017 07:26 PM (DMUuz)
I'm thinking Grammie Winger would be a good choice.
All the 'ettes would have to wear Daisy Dukes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:32 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 13, 2017 07:32 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:32 PM (hJrjt)
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Nope.
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 07:32 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2017 07:32 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2017 07:32 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Robert Jenks
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No, Shorty George has to dress up in a cheesy devil outfit and sit on Trump's shoulder.
Posted by: RKae at July 13, 2017 07:33 PM (NQNOa)
I caught it on FX by mistake when they were running a marathon and I was riveted.
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 13, 2017 07:33 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 13, 2017 07:34 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:32 PM (hJrjt)
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Nope.
Posted by: SMFH at July 13, 2017 07:32 PM (s5Kql)
I'm thinking you'd need to play to stereotype.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:34 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 13, 2017 07:34 PM (/o9Qk)
Milan, IN
Cairo, IL
Versailles, IN
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2017 07:34 PM (RZXSp)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2017 07:34 PM (OZmbA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhhKELUxB0
Posted by: RKae at July 13, 2017 07:35 PM (NQNOa)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2017 07:35 PM (OZmbA)
Tune in to watch the SEALs fight a dizzying array of threats to the American way of life, with a cast of the typical CBS prime-time villains, including:
-- Lone-wolf psychotic white men
-- Racial-supremacist groups of white men
-- Greedy white male businessmen
Yes, if there's one thing which CBS scriptwriters will never be accused of, it's a shortage of carefully approved cardboard-cutout baddies.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 13, 2017 07:35 PM (ujwCG)
Wait! We're not supposed to pee in bidets?
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:36 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 13, 2017 07:36 PM (/o9Qk)
Could Trump offer Stephanopolis an exclusive interview if George sits on his lap to conduct it? Posted by: Robert Jenks
Trump asked him if he wanted to be an elf at the next WH Christmas party
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 13, 2017 07:36 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 13, 2017 07:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 13, 2017 07:36 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: .It's me donna at July 13, 2017 07:26 PM (O2RFr)
I miss her clomping down the steps of AF One, wig a flyin' and the jumping jacks in OUR WH with Jimmy Kimmel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:36 PM (PY9jH)
Carry on.
Posted by: Decaf at July 13, 2017 07:37 PM (U5yng)
Posted by: .It's me donna at July 13, 2017 07:26 PM (O2RFr)
I miss her clomping down the steps of AF One, wig a flyin' and the jumping jacks in OUR WH with Jimmy Kimmel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I miss her penis swingin' around under her dress.
Posted by: RKae at July 13, 2017 07:38 PM (NQNOa)
Zee bidet ees for zee "swoosh, swoosh", not for zee "tinkle, tinkle"!
Posted by: CNN Pairee corresondent at July 13, 2017 07:38 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2017 07:26 PM (DMUuz)
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Based on comment 278, I nominate ChristyBlinky.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2017 07:38 PM (sBOL1)
But I do so miss the boob belts and too short sweaters in garish colors...
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And the "Cardboard Diet" school lunch plan. For all the children.
Except hers.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 13, 2017 07:38 PM (xmlAN)
Now it's nice and tidy and organized. For how long, I have no idea.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:38 PM (PY9jH)
He has other people to do that for him.
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2017 07:39 PM (jm1YL)
Has anyone ever had a good case of the shits?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:39 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: RKae at July 13, 2017 07:38 PM (NQNOa)
When Barak and Michelle pee side by side, does Barak peek?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:39 PM (hJrjt)
Anyone else watching Martha right now?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 13, 2017 07:39 PM (n1NNk)
Zee bidet ees for zee "swoosh, swoosh", not for zee "tinkle, tinkle"!
Posted by: CNN Pairee corresondent at July 13, 2017 07:38 PM (lIZQs)
LOL
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2017 07:40 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2017 07:40 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 13, 2017 07:39 PM (n1NNk)
I am. Kind of. Waiting for Tucker Time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:40 PM (PY9jH)
One would bet she does not often get compliments such as this, non?
I am in more of a "bless your heart, honey" mood today. Unless I find out they were mean to President Trump and Lady Melania or something happens tomorrow that is rude. I still cannot figure out why they are there...ok, I know the 100 anniversary of WWI and Bastile Day. I hope it is to drive a fat wedge of brie between Macron and Frau Merkle (who was there today, probably having Macron memorize some vow of EU with a syringe of poison pointed at his neck).
Anytime we want to discuss Merkle I am ready. Just like the Hag (who I am so relieved popped up from the woods to promote PP with a stupid tee shirt people are photoshopping hilariously). Her eye done crossed over the median to the nose. I hope she was the one, too, who drew on her eyebrows and added little eyebrow toupee things...cause, man, they are weird looking as well. PLUS! All the locks on the door behind her. Made me wonder if this is her padded room or the room she wipes laptops clean.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at July 13, 2017 07:40 PM (J5mzk)
Now it's nice and tidy and organized. For how long, I have no idea.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:38 PM (PY9jH)
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Good for you. I was supposed to do that today, too. Instead, I just ignored the little reminder on my phone. It will come up again next month. Just like it did last month. And the month before.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2017 07:40 PM (sBOL1)
Martha is wearing a huge chain around her neck, literally a chain with big links.
I almost didn't notice the chain because of her peaky cleavage she's showing.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 13, 2017 07:40 PM (n1NNk)
Posted by: IC at July 13, 2017 07:40 PM (mlEaa)
FIFY, don't mention it.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 13, 2017 07:41 PM (4hIeD)
They have enough equipment to have four floor workers mixing batches of product at the same time. Old style was each mixer would make their batch start to finish.
Now, they installed new equipment. They cut the number of mixers in half. Now there are four pieces of equipment, but they are only using two. They took four experienced guys and put them on crap duty refilling totes and pushing buttons on a screen while two other guys attempt to make the same amount of batches in the same amount of time.
Needless to say, we are failing miserably.
Also, it has been frequently mentioned (and to the CEO) that we are top-heavy with too many supervisors. Guys on the floor have a Production Manager, two Production Supervisors and one Lead man. This is to oversee maybe twenty guys.
So what did they do? They took one of the floor people, who has never been able to stay in one position on the floor because he screwed everything all up all the time...and made him another Lead Man. So now, five supervisors for less than 20 workers.
FAIL. I need out.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 13, 2017 07:42 PM (/o9Qk)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:36 PM (YxyYj)
Real question - when using the ol' Stephanopolis Drinking Fountain, how does one dry off afterwards? Towel? Paper? I guess I'm not Continental enough to know the correct protocol.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2017 07:42 PM (y87Qq)
It feels so great to get these chores done, but I hate getting around to doing them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:42 PM (PY9jH)
Breaking News:
Experts Say President Trump Might Have Flown To Paris Using Fuel Sourced From Russian Petroleum
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 07:42 PM (n1NNk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2017 07:42 PM (kusha)
He has other people to do that for him.
==
Too busy with his daily Mass Twitter-Murder.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 13, 2017 07:42 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2017 07:43 PM (9A6UB)
I get the feeling that Melania is quite a nice person who puts people at their ease. I would bet any initial fears of standing next to her are soon forgotten."
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Who would you rather stand next to, smiling Melania or glowering Michelle Obama?
For me, smiles win every time.
Posted by: Decaf at July 13, 2017 07:43 PM (U5yng)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:43 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 13, 2017 07:43 PM (n1NNk)
My secret? I never let go of the beer.
Posted by: Max Power at July 13, 2017 07:43 PM (q177U)
!!!ELEVENTY!@!!
Posted by: Not my President at July 13, 2017 07:44 PM (B9t7n)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 13, 2017 07:44 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: CNN at July 13, 2017 07:44 PM (n1NNk)
It isn't even the weird Mary Kay LeTorneau relationship, which is weird even for France I think although probably less so there than elsewhere.
It's that she's wearing outfits that are not meant for women her age in general.
There are women her age who could wear that and get away with it. They are the exception that proves the rule.
Also, her legs. Her upper legs are skinnier than her knees. You shouldn't be showing that with a short skirt. She needs to wear something covering the knees.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2017 07:45 PM (4ErVI)
Rome, GA
and let's not forget little Climax, GA.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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South of Seattle, we have a pleasant suburban town called Des Moines...
...and all the locals around here call it "Duh Moinsssss."
Yeah.
They put that "S" at the end.
Drives me insane.
Posted by: RKae at July 13, 2017 07:45 PM (NQNOa)
Posted by: RKae at July 13, 2017 07:38 PM (NQNOa)
When Barak and Michelle pee side by side, does Barak peek?
Photobucket
http://bit.ly/2sVKqZFmoochele
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:45 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2017 07:45 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: flyover at July 13, 2017 07:46 PM (CkJv2)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 13, 2017 07:46 PM (34E+f)
Note how all the "cnn breaking news" comments could be or are technically true but totally absurd.
Just like CNN.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 13, 2017 07:46 PM (n1NNk)
It isn't even the weird Mary Kay LeTorneau relationship, which is weird even for France I think although probably less so there than elsewhere.
It's that she's wearing outfits that are not meant for women her age in general.
There are women her age who could wear that and get away with it. They are the exception that proves the rule.
Also, her legs. Her upper legs are skinnier than her knees. You shouldn't be showing that with a short skirt. She needs to wear something covering the knees.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
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I KNEW IT!
I KNEW Tim Gunn was a commenter here!
Posted by: RKae at July 13, 2017 07:46 PM (NQNOa)
Posted by: fluffy at July 13, 2017 07:47 PM (jw2Xw)
http://bit.ly/2sVKqZFmoochele
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2017 07:45 PM (YxyYj)
I just ate. I can never unsee that.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:47 PM (hJrjt)
I said, "Hi" and he looked at me and continued nomming the azaleas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:48 PM (PY9jH)
I KNEW Tim Gunn was a commenter here!
Posted by: RKae at July 13, 2017 07:46 PM (NQNOa)
Heh.
Didn't he die?
I actually saw the knee thing elsewhere on the web, but it makes sense. It doesn't look good. It wouldn't look good on a skeletal youngster either.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2017 07:48 PM (4ErVI)
Here's a tough one: Bourbonnais, Il.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 13, 2017 07:48 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 13, 2017 07:48 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2017 07:48 PM (9g/6M)
There was that one time the shits took about 6 pounds off me when they were done with me. Gained 'em all back, but for a moment I had GAINZZZ!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 13, 2017 07:48 PM (IcT7t)
How much weight did you gain?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 13, 2017 07:49 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 13, 2017 07:49 PM (PY9jH)
It's almost as if the media doesn't realize that most people realize that there usually multiple angles possible on any issue. Everyone should find this sort of strategy insulting.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2017 07:49 PM (xAvrH)
!!!ELEVENTY!@!!
Posted by: Not my President at July 13, 2017 07:44 PM (B9t7n)
*ahem*
Not to be pedantic, but I believe that, correctly stated the expression is, WHO BITCH THIS IS?!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:50 PM (Mouru)
I can't remember what his hash is though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2017 07:50 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 13, 2017 07:50 PM (34E+f)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 13, 2017 07:51 PM (n1NNk)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 13, 2017 07:49 PM (lIZQs)
WARNING: Putting back an entire bag of flour in one sitting can back you up for days.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)
Apologies for threadjacking, but it now appears Sebastian Gorka has given the CNNinnies *two* massive wedgies!:
https://tinyurl.com/y8q38khd
This time Gorka gave the business to Anderson Cooper. (Link to RCP.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2017 07:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Locke Common at July 13, 2017 07:53 PM (0/O2t)
Posted by: Fat Tony at July 13, 2017 07:54 PM (eMKNe)
He's turning black in a coffin, fortunately.
The last thing we need are more Walter Cronkites.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2017 07:55 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 13, 2017 07:56 PM (AU4SY)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2017 07:56 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2017 07:57 PM (eMKNe)
WTeverlovinF ?
For what ?
link ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 13, 2017 07:58 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 13, 2017 07:58 PM (FQKBL)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...
Trump lied.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 13, 2017 07:58 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 13, 2017 07:59 PM (AU4SY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2017 07:59 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 13, 2017 07:59 PM (KP5rU)
83 And you don't even want to see me in a reception line.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 13, 2017 06:46 PM (wPiJc)
Would there be bare-arsed spankings? Because that'd be pretty funny...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2017 08:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: josephistan at July 13, 2017 08:01 PM (ANIFC)
I mean, you tend to think of something like that as action-packed, or at least high energy.
I'm bored to tears.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 13, 2017 08:01 PM (wB8Tg)
don't blame you for not being able to stand it. Nothing like promoting
incompetence to make it someone else's problem.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2017 07:45 PM (sBOL1)
You're right, bluebell. My work BFF always says to me, "you're too good for this place" and "we don't belong here."
He's totally right.
I need to get out of there and back home.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 13, 2017 08:02 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2017 08:02 PM (iVOAv)
They've been a big driver of this lunacy. Cronkite proved it existed before then, but once you started putting the budding cat ladies and the preeners in there, this was inevitable.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2017 08:03 PM (4ErVI)
I loved his emphasis on Russian "audacity".
Posted by: Decaf at July 13, 2017 08:04 PM (U5yng)
386 "Trudeau giving the Clinton's 241 million Canadian tax dollars?"
Y'know that world heritage non-hybrid seeds storage facility set up by the UN on Spitsbergen? To help us fend off eco disasters?
Billy Jeff wants to set up his very own seed storage facility in the Canadian Arctic. You know... for kids!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2017 08:04 PM (pNxlR)
Two neighbors have lived next to each other for years. They used to be friends, but have grown to really distrust each other because of partisan differences.
Then the lefty discovers that the rightie has a son who's an alcoholic. In the meantime, the relationship has REALLY soured, especially after lefty learns righty is a big-time Trump supporter.
Well, the righty has been using "tough love" to try and get his son off the booze. He doesn't loan him money and doesn't like him staying in his home.
So the lefty takes him in... lets him stay... and gives him tons and tons of booze. As much as he wants to drink.
Eventually, the righty's son drinks himself to death. Then, he learns what his lefty neighbor did to his son.
From there I'm not sure where to go. And I have a hunch you all can find ways to bend/twist/change the story to make it perhaps even more dramatic.
Anyway, just wanted to throw this out there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2017 08:05 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 13, 2017 08:06 PM (Pw6wN)
Never thought I would be sympathetic to Russians but that's what the Dems and the media have driven me to.
Posted by: Decaf at July 13, 2017 08:06 PM (U5yng)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2017 08:09 PM (LTHVh)
You must come try my cask of Amontillado.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2017 08:11 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2017 08:14 PM (eMKNe)
Why doesn't he just do Hillary? Doesn't get much colder than that.
Posted by: Toad-O at July 13, 2017 08:15 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
Had a New Jersey Yankee roommate in college. He'd say "make it louder' when he wanted the TV volume louder. I'd say turn it up. Live and learn.
Also, Zombie mentioned a show about life in Victorian times. Last week on a family vacation in Breckenridge, I signed us up for twilight tour of the local cemetery (don't ask) . Our guide said most of our current funerary customs come from the Victorians. Women who lost husbands were expected to mourn for no less than 18 months. Mourning included dressing in black from head to toe including a veil. The veils of the time were treated with...arsenic !
So when you read that a widow died shortly after her husband from a broken heart, it was most likely from poisoning.
Now you know!
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at July 13, 2017 08:22 PM (Y6JzV)
Posted by: the spider at July 13, 2017 08:27 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Average Joe at July 13, 2017 07:15 PM (gcQuh)
I'm actually moon walking to mine.
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 13, 2017 08:31 PM (kaSlc)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
________
When I was a wee lad, "marketing" didn't mean marketing. It meant going to the grocery store.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 13, 2017 08:34 PM (zkGZ8)
Anyway, just wanted to throw this out there.
Posted by: qdpsteve
________
They have a tense moment. Righty looks Leftie in the eye and says "The way I see it, you owe me a son." Because Leftie is convinced that Rightie is a fascist gun nut and is now fearing for his life, he saves himself by handing Leftie Jr. over to Rightie to raise as his own.
Rightie and his new "son" move away.
Eleven years later ...
Posted by: FireHorse at July 13, 2017 08:42 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Hillarys rancid vagina at July 13, 2017 08:50 PM (hy43O)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2017 08:55 PM (eMKNe)
Add a gorilla and some butt stuff. The rest is cliche.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 13, 2017 09:27 PM (RrhD2)
He pretends to his antagonist that mayby he too will kill himself, if only the murderer will keep torturing him about how he got away with murdering his son. Can't drag the audience very far down that road so fairly quickly let them see that the protagonist is play acting, amassing evidence.
He takes the recordings to a police officer friend who listrns to them and says "holy shit," but no, they can't trust the DA, who is Democrat. They have to get the evidence fully nailed first.
A mid-drama climax occurs in the ptotagonist's living room, with a bottle of scotch, and the antagonist trying to push the protagonist over the suicide edge. The audience thinks that the protagonist thinks that this little drama is just to secure a final confession but THEY know that the antagonist is even worse than that. They have seen him googling hard to detect poisons and ordering evil stuff online. They have seen him spike the bottle.
Don't drink it, don't drink it! But the hero is heedless, drinks up, stands and begins to solemnly intone some gesture to Hamlet's soliloqy, then pulls up short and grasping his chest: "Arrows! Arrows! The choice has been made for me! You!!!" "Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!! Got you you TRUMP SUPPORTER!" Curtain drop.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 13, 2017 09:29 PM (Pw6wN)
Link to article re: Clinton Crime family 241 million dollars.
Posted by: Locke Common at July 13, 2017 09:47 PM (0/O2t)
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 13, 2017 09:57 PM (7w2zX)
The Act ii finale ended with the apparent murder of the protagonist. The next act begins in the office of the chief of police, joined by the protagonists detective friend and the District Atty. A recording of the previous scene is almost finished playing.
DEtective: "And we have earlier tapes of him gloating about driving the kid to suicide." DA: "Tapes gotten how?" Detective: "The protagonist secretly recorded them." DA: "without the antagonists knowledge? Oooh, we probably won't be able to use those. Nothing else pointing to responsibility for the boy's death?" "Lots of stuff. The suspect took the boy in when his father kicked him out. He gave the boy drink when his father told him no." "In other words, he was nice to the boy when the father was not? Is that the case you want me to make?" "...Oh my god. Whose side are you on." DA "Ha ha ha. Why officer detective, you must know that District Attorney is a non-partisan office."
DA: "Now What about the supposed attempted murder of the father? Do you have anything there?" "The suspect is on tape crying 'I got you'!" "Yes, but the suspect is claiming that when he said 'I got you,' what he meant was 'I PRANKED you,' and how can we refute that?" "Because we have screen shots of him ordering REAL poison."
DA: "Um hmm. And how did you get those screen shots? Are they going to hold up in court? Did you get a warrant?" "The antagonist did it himself. He snuck in and placed a wye with a wi-fi sender on the video cable to the antagonist's computer monitor." "So anything that comes from it is fruit of the poison tree. Shipping records from the drug company, out. Even the poison itself, out. Good day my friends."
Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 13, 2017 10:40 PM (Pw6wN)
Uh, where I come from that's normal.
But, then, leftists are self-declared enemies of the normal, so there you have it.
Maybe they're looking to apply that idea of "affirmative consent" to flattery, too...
Him: "May I tell you you have pretty eyes?"
Her: "No, you may not."
Him: "Oh. Then I guess you don't have pretty eyes."
That oughtta make women everywhere happy. Just thrilled.
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