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#WokeAsFoke: Cosmo Warns Parents-to-Be That Revealing Your Child's Gender May Scar Your Trans-in-Training For Life

They don't ask for much: Only for access to and dominion over your children.

Cosmopolitan, the magazine that is so entrenched in hetero-normative standards, its current issue contains no fewer than four articles about how to please your man during heterosexual intercourse, wants you to know that revealing your baby’s gender before he or she is born will probably corrupt them for life.

In the wokest of woke takes, Cosmo‘s resident radical feminist reveals that baby showers, which, recently, have come to involve complex “gender reveals” where couples cut into cakes or release balloons to find out what binary sex their precious little one will be saddled with at birth, are “potentially damaging.”

Not only is Cosmo‘s crack reporter “uncomfortable” with celebrating a fetus’s “gestational markers,” but she’s very concerned that “gender-reveal” parties don’t actually reveal a baby’s gender. They reveal what genitalia the babies will be born with, which may or may not correspond to the gender they feel they are a bit down the line.

By shoehorning a newborn into either a “male” or “female” box—and worse, still, associating them with the hetero-normative colors “blue” and “pink”—expectant parents are, quite literally, Hitler.

Imma have to ask you to click to find out in precisely what way you're Literally Hitler if you "genderize" your baby, but it might make for a fun guessing game: Before you click, you dirty cheaters who google things to sound smart, let me have your theory about how saying your boy or girl is a boy or girl is #LikeHitler.

The secret message here is that you should only announce What Gender Your Child Has Decided to Be on Xeir 18th Birthday.

BTW, as a companion to this, check out the delightful little update to that Children's Guide to Anal Sex from Teen Vogue, in the sidebar.

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 For there's none so queer as woke.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:20 PM (3OIiX)

2 Dunno how common AIDS is among teenagers. Unless you're getting it from needle drug users or guys who do guys, not much of risk. But condoms do make clean up and switching holes easier. So I question if the author actually does butt stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:22 PM (3OIiX)

3 Ah...I talk too much.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:22 PM (3OIiX)

4 There once was a man from Nantucket...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:22 PM (3OIiX)

5 What is the Hitler youth were segregated by gender?

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:22 PM (WgmFM)

6 I once caught a fish This Big.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:22 PM (3OIiX)

7 This is nuts.

Posted by: Gus Gizzmo Hatchette at July 12, 2017 05:23 PM (m9X4Y)

8 So gender reveal parties shouldn't happen until the kid is, what, 15?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 05:23 PM (qJhUV)

9 Oh thank God, Simplemind...you're here. It was all white and empty...like a Hitler Youth rally in here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:23 PM (3OIiX)

10 I denounce myself.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:23 PM (3OIiX)

11 Is it worse to abort your child before birth, or raise them as a #wokeparent?

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2017 05:23 PM (ABjxW)

12 I can't wait for Good Housekeeping to have their annual "Ass to Ass" edition.

Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 05:23 PM (Zz5C5)

13 @wooga

Special guest columnist: Jennifer Connolly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:24 PM (3OIiX)

14 So gender reveal parties shouldn't happen until the kid is, what, 15?

Sorry. 18?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 05:24 PM (qJhUV)

15 Hold on.

**zzzzipppp, rummages through underwear**

Male, definitely still male.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:24 PM (LAe3v)

16 There is no longer a "general" magazine left in the US that is not a boiling font of liberal crap written by cretins that are dumber than a creosote post.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2017 05:24 PM (mpXpK)

17 Before you click, you dirty cheaters who google things to sound smart, let me have your theory about how saying your boy or girl is a boy or girl is #LikeHitler.

Because "assigning" your kid a gender at birth is forcing them into roles and stereotypes without allowing them the opportunity to choose. We all know roles and stereotypes are tools of the Patriarchy to keep non-white cis males down. You know who else kept non-white cis males down? That's right, Hitler.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 05:24 PM (jhqr1)

18 I've got to tell the truth: just glancing at the covers of publications for women makes me doubt the wisdom of the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 05:25 PM (SRKgf)

19 woke me up before you go go
each day when i woke up before i put on my makeup
woke up little suzie woke up

Posted by: Rhennigantx at July 12, 2017 05:25 PM (bmkS9)

20 The secret message here is that you should only announce What Gender Your Child Has Decided to Be on Xeir 18th Birthday.

Deranged. These people are simply deranged.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

21 2 Dunno how common AIDS is among teenagers. Unless you're getting it from needle drug users or guys who do guys, not much of risk. But condoms do make clean up and switching holes easier. So I question if the author actually does butt stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:22 PM (3OIiX)

Cause my sex junk is so, ohohohoh...

Posted by: Bill Nye teh Butt Sechs Guy at July 12, 2017 05:26 PM (nGsFZ)

22 Don't take sex advice from Bill Nye either, kids.
Or Harry Reid.
Or Carlos Danger...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:27 PM (3OIiX)

23 I....I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2017 05:27 PM (2mC6G)

24 Conclusion: Darwin was wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 05:27 PM (SRKgf)

25 18
I've got to tell the truth: just glancing at the covers of publications
for women makes me doubt the wisdom of the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Whereas "Tits and Ass Quarterly" simply reeks of brains and wisdom.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:27 PM (LAe3v)

26 Me? I have a puppy in my van. Would you like to see it, little girl? It's right next to my issue of Teen Vogue...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:27 PM (3OIiX)

27 Ass to ass or ass to mouth?

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:27 PM (rmVvL)

28 Does Readers Digest still do those "I Am Joe's Hairy Asshole" articles? My second question is, does Reader's Digest still exist?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 05:28 PM (qJhUV)

29 Seriously, isn't Teen Vogue basically child pornography? How do they get away with crap like that?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:28 PM (3OIiX)

30 27 Ass to ass or ass to mouth?
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:27 PM (rmVvL)


Ass to mouth-ass, bigot.

Don't be such a plumbing denier.

Posted by: Bill Nye teh Butt Sechs Guy at July 12, 2017 05:28 PM (nGsFZ)

31 I have to think we're getting close to Peak Retard here.

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 05:28 PM (Sfs6o)

32 I remember the good old days when Cosmo talked about dick size and anal.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2017 05:28 PM (4e+hS)

33 Sorry, that's partially on me, Weasel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:29 PM (3OIiX)

34 31
I have to think we're getting close to Peak Retard here.


I'm afraid it might just be a singularity of stupid.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:29 PM (LAe3v)

35 It's also why they won't let me near microphones.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:29 PM (3OIiX)

36 Give me a fetus at eight months, and it's mine for life

Posted by: Vladimir Lenin at July 12, 2017 05:29 PM (DQ4Fv)

37 ....nope...still nuthin'.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2017 05:29 PM (2mC6G)

38 What cracks me up about the "my Mother's OBGYN 'assigned' me a gender at birth" nonsense is this:

Let's say you accept, arguendo, gender != sex. Ok, so who says your Mom's OBGYN was saying anything at all about your gender? That person was identifying your sex. In all but very small percentages of live births in the US, what plumbing you have is your sex.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 05:29 PM (jhqr1)

39 Everything is political.
Everything political is life or death.
Everything that's life or death demands extraordinary measures.
Extraordinary measures have no limits.
Totalitarianism.

It is too bad that the problem is human nature and not some communicable disease, otherwise you *might* be able to isolate yourself from it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 12, 2017 05:29 PM (wB8Tg)

40 we never should have given that first inch.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 05:29 PM (nFwvY)

41 Whereas "Tits and Ass Quarterly" simply reeks of brains and wisdom.
Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:27 PM (LAe3v)



I knew someone would say that. The difference is "Tits and Ass Quarterly" plays to biological urges. That's not so clearly true in publications for the distaff side. This Cosmo article is a case in point.

Put it another way: what mens' publication would have published the Cosmo article?

Answer: none.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 05:29 PM (SRKgf)

42 I'm just naming szhe (or whatever) "Pat".
Then I'm covered, right?

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 12, 2017 05:30 PM (4S7hN)

43 Sorry to go OT so soon but I gotta run and this is pretty interesting. Why was the Russian lawyer who met with Don Jr. a guest of then Ambassador to Russia Mike McFaul an Obama appointee, at a Congressional hearing 5 days after meeting with Trump?

Scroll down and look at the picture. This smells more and more like an Obama set up and I guarantee this is all tied into spying on Trump and having names of Trump campaign personnel unmasked.

http://tinyurl.com/yaf9s72o

Keeping digging you liberal idiots. Every time you do it backfires on you.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

44 Why are we making a fuss over a tiny percentage of the population?

I have a two year old, and a three week old. The older is male, and the younger is female. The daughter doesn't know much yet beyond sleeping, shitting and Mrs11A's breasts, but the son is doing a good job of "gendering" himself, as he mostly enjoys pointing at trucks and hitting things with a baseball bat.

Either way, thirty years from now, I'm going to have an adult son of 32, and an adult daughter of 30. Just like 99.5% of humans who find themselves in my exact situation today.

This whole trans thing is stupid for a wide variety of reasons, but the pure numbers of it all is foremost for me.

Posted by: CPT11A at July 12, 2017 05:31 PM (hxUdS)

45 The posts today have not raised my opinion or general outlook for humanity.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 12, 2017 05:31 PM (zZWkn)

46 I knew someone would say that. The difference is "Tits and Ass
Quarterly" plays to biological urges. That's not so clearly true in
publications for the distaff side. This Cosmo article is a case in
point.


Yeah, but that's just arguing that one thing is porn, while the other isn't. The real answer is that they both are.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:31 PM (LAe3v)

47 Okay I read it.

I was way off.

I found out the other day Hitler invented Miraclewhip and today find out he ruined the color pink. War, genocide.Totally epically sucking at life that guy.

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:32 PM (Or4ut)

48 Johns Hopkins, where they pioneered sex-change operations 40 years ago, has come out strongly against it. Doctors that have done those surgeries at JH are saying in no uncertain terms that gender bending is not real, it's body dysmorphia just like anorexia nervosa.

Not to mention the people who complete the surgical transition have a sky-high suicide rate compared to the general population.

Letting your child know early and often what gender they are is good parenting.

Posted by: Boots at July 12, 2017 05:32 PM (EBwPV)

49 It's cruel to pick out names for kids as well, let them name pick their own names.

Who wants to be named Edgar, or Herman, or Faggot?

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2017 05:32 PM (2mC6G)

50 I think what's going on here is that the idiots in the media vomiting this shite don't actually believe any of it, but they *know* that there are millions who do believe it or can be made to believe it, and the lie becomes the truth.

Kinda fooking fed up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 12, 2017 05:32 PM (RwwCT)

51 There shouldn't be any such thing as a "baby" shower... It's a Fetus!So Fetus shower.... Oh and don't ask what baby name they've picked out.. Ask what Fetus name they've chosen...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 05:32 PM (O2RFr)

52 It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2017 05:32 PM (jOO8i)

53 43 The Democrats are like Daffy Duck when he keeps trying to blow up Bugs Bunny but instead gets his own beak blown backwards..

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:33 PM (rmVvL)

54 I suspect these creepy writers try to outdo one another in their bizarre theories. Common sense is not weird enough for them.

I also suspect have gender fluid parent would do infinitely more scarring than having a gender reveal shower.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 12, 2017 05:33 PM (hJrjt)

55 I subscribe to "Tits and Ass Quarterly" for the articles.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2017 05:33 PM (4e+hS)

56 This has been building up for years and kids today have largely been indoctrinated.

This is the only way they know how to think.

Telling them they are crazy will just preclude an possibility of converting them back nor rational thinking. They are but buggy whips of reason.

This is why it is important to understand the insidious way the Left have substituted their own reality and their own logic for the sanity we all recognize. 'Tis folly to just assume that the Left actually cares about trannies or abolishing gender -- for that is just a tool to them. The proffered explanations are not meant to convince, but to certify the triumph of an underlying basis for a worldview that you can not grok.

Buggy-Whips of Reason
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydhvxk86

The Queen of Diamonds and the Fundamental Inversion of Base & Superstructure
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yborgzkb

The Veil of John Rawls' Ignorance
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zy7g6xb

What is Cultural Marxism?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8tdlxqu

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2017 05:34 PM (vBeA5)

57 Speak of the devil, my son's current batting target seems to be me. I swear the Mrs. Teaches him these things...

Posted by: CPT11A at July 12, 2017 05:34 PM (hxUdS)

58 Its almost as if the left is carpet bombing the population with insanity in preparation for an invasion.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 12, 2017 05:34 PM (hJrjt)

59 there are three genders: male, female, and mentally ill.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 05:34 PM (nFwvY)

60 So will they be holding non-gender parties? Everything in mud brown?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 05:34 PM (O2RFr)

61 by this time, the media is just churning out this crap in order to win revenue from 'outrage clicks'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 12, 2017 05:34 PM (RKQ/v)

62 Yeah, but that's just arguing that one thing is porn, while the other isn't. The real answer is that they both are.
=======
indeed.

If you really want to tick a woman off. Pick up any woman's magazine. Note the epic numbers of photos (ad's). Point out that the vast numbers of photo graphed objects of desire are in fact objects rather than people.

The lust for objects is just as vile as the lust for persons.

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:35 PM (OrD+h)

63 We were all victims of child abuse and didn't even know it.

Posted by: mark1971 at July 12, 2017 05:35 PM (xPl2J)

64 What about those gender reveal parties? The ones that announce gender based on the color of the cake?

What color is trannie? Questioning? Gender fluid? and the other 72 "flavors" that humans come in? What color cake are they?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2017 05:35 PM (jxbfJ)

65 I have a two year old, and a three week old. The older is male, and the younger is female.

Posted by: CPT11A at July 12, 2017 05:31 PM (hxUdS)
---
Oh really FASCIST? Where's your zeig heil?!?!?! {building up screech....} ......AAAAAAAA {exploding head}.

Posted by: Social Juice Warrior at July 12, 2017 05:35 PM (2mC6G)

66 It's not just the stupid sex articles in women's magazines,politically they are extreme left.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:35 PM (rmVvL)

67 Posted by: CPT11A at July 12, 2017 05:31 PM (hxUdS)

The elder of the young Guevaras was born at almost the same time as a neighbor's daughter.

Our son at two used to push his stroller around and growl, "TRUCKS! BIG TRUCKS!" while he made engine noises (doesn't get it from me; I have zero interest in cars).

Their daughter was enchanted by dolls and such, despite having only brothers as siblings.

Liberals claim that the children learn gender roles from their parents, but that's laughable. Anyone who's raised a child knows that a tyke cannot be caused to be interested in anything in which he's not intrinsically interested. They're not polite about it, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 05:35 PM (SRKgf)

68 Didn't all this wacky business start about the same time as cell phones were invented?

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 05:35 PM (Sfs6o)

69 Of course you shouldn't reveal your child's gender before it's born.

The correct time to do it is when Xi is 4 years old and ready for hormone therapy.

Posted by: Warden at July 12, 2017 05:35 PM (MZ8Zz)

70 I was a one-balled perv, and if you're peeking at your unborn baby's genitalia and announcing it at parties, then you're a perv too.

That is how having a gender-reveal party makes you like me. Duh!

Posted by: Adolph Hilter at July 12, 2017 05:36 PM (IBcGJ)

71 Scroll down and look at the picture. This smells more and more like an
Obama set up and I guarantee this is all tied into spying on Trump and
having names of Trump campaign personnel unmasked.



http://tinyurl.com/yaf9s72o



Keeping digging you liberal idiots. Every time you do it backfires on you.


Oh my!

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

72 Either way, thirty years from now, I'm going to have an adult son of 32, and an adult daughter of 30

Heh.

Posted by: the Yellowstone Caldera at July 12, 2017 05:36 PM (K9gQf)

73 We were all victims of child abuse and didn't even know it.


Right... My Mother said before I was born they held a baby shower for me with spiked blue cocktails.... I had a Sister and they wanted a boy so.... blue... Somehow I turned out to be a Girl despite that...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 05:37 PM (O2RFr)

74 Why are we making a fuss over a tiny percentage of the population?

I have a two year old, and a three week old. The older is male, and the younger is female. The daughter doesn't know much yet beyond sleeping, shitting and Mrs11A's breasts, but the son is doing a good job of "gendering" himself, as he mostly enjoys pointing at trucks and hitting things with a baseball bat.


Here's the nasty truth. Lots of kids under 11 experience some gender dis-morphia. It's normal. There's also the perfectly normal tomboy scenario. These cankerous SJW warriors are using this normal occurrence to further their own goals of appearing more numerous than they are AND of confusing these young children who are going through A NORMAL PHASE OF LIFE. At root, they are tools of Satan who is using every trick possible to waylay God's children.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 05:37 PM (jhqr1)

75 I can't imagine having a conversation with this woman about this subject. She must have some very special friends in order to deal with her special brand of crazy.

Posted by: Very Undude at July 12, 2017 05:37 PM (2X7pN)

76 I would expect more of this as the leftists in the publishing industries scramble to keep their claws in the society that they see as slipping away into the TheoTrumpocracy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

77 Gang bangs : Awesome or AWESOME!

Posted by: Teen Vogue at July 12, 2017 05:38 PM (4e+hS)

78 It's Science!

- Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 12, 2017 05:38 PM (6n332)

79 I liked the 'buggy whips of reason' post, Hat.

I recall Joan of Aaaaagh, I think. Not sure where they used to post but I recall the handle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:39 PM (3OIiX)

80 To her credit, the late Helen Gurley Brown, Cosmo founder, would be absolutely disgusted with this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 05:39 PM (ujg0T)

81 I have a two year old, and a three week old. The older is male, and the younger is female.

Posted by: CPT11A
==
Congrats!

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:39 PM (S2pN8)

82 btw, your liberal friends hate it when you hang this crap around their necks.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 05:39 PM (nFwvY)

83 I've got to tell the truth: just glancing at the covers of publications for women makes me doubt the wisdom of the 19th Amendment.



1st guy to come up with a Cherry 2000 sexbot, and there'll be bounties on women.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 05:39 PM (YxyYj)

84 most of these women should swallow more. honestly, the less they reproduce the better off society will be.

Make America Swallow Again

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 12, 2017 05:40 PM (FZYNt)

85 I have a different take. All this hysterical shit from the left is a sign the right is winning. The left is getting more desperate every day.

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 05:40 PM (gbWkA)

86 Yeah, but that's just arguing that one thing is porn, while the other isn't. The real answer is that they both are.
Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:31 PM (LAe3v)



OK, but I'd say it's the difference in nature of the porn.

One is biological. Men are interested in naked women (there, I said it!), and are highly visual.

The other is an appeal to perceived or desired social status, social interaction, and other stupid crap (how many headlines scream "She's having a baby!"? Who cares, if you're not one of the principals in the whole thing?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 05:40 PM (SRKgf)

87
The Democrats are like Daffy Duck when he keeps trying to blow up Bugs Bunny but instead gets his own beak blown backwards..
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:33 PM (rmVvL)



Elmer Fudd and his trusty shotgun is usually the cause of Daffy's beak getting blown backwards.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 12, 2017 05:40 PM (lKyWE)

88 I have a second cousin who in times of yore (say 10 years ago) would've been described as a tomboy.

However now that everyone's woke and going for broke, the world around her is telling her that she's really a boy inside and that there are ways of 'fixing' that.

So of course now she's convinced that she needs to 'transition'.

She's 13 freaking years old.

Her parents are NOT amused.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 12, 2017 05:40 PM (RKQ/v)

89 A toss the spaghetti against the wall and see what sticks strategy.

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 05:41 PM (gbWkA)

90 Anyone seen that TLC Transgender show I am Jazz? The kid is 16 or so and wanting "bottom" surgery... Trouble is He/It has been on hormone therapy for years to become a "girl" and His/ It's penis is too small to make a proper Vagina... Sick is all I can say...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 05:41 PM (O2RFr)

91 1st guy to come up with a Cherry 2000 sexbot, and there'll be bounties on women.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 05:39 PM (YxyYj)



Schopenhauer redux.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 05:41 PM (SRKgf)

92 I can't imagine having a conversation with this woman about this subject. She must have some very special friends in order to deal with her special brand of crazy.
========
I actually read the article. Clearly she isn't happy.
She goes to these things and is aging and has no children. It is grating on her. Its sad really. She has blinders own. She's unhappy and thinks its not because of her own doing.

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:41 PM (gcxeH)

93 Hillary's moms ultrasound showed she was carrying a jackboot.


Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2017 05:41 PM (mcI77)

94 Duck season! Rabbit season!

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 05:41 PM (gbWkA)

95 These garbage ideas are filling a vacuum.

Klaven gave a speech at ?Oberlin? and had a good talk after. His hecklers left at the start of the Q and A. He had a great conversation, but his takeaway was that we need an intellectual revival.

When so many lunatics in great forums haven't ever experienced the privilege (i'm not being ironic with that word) of a good counter-arguement, then we need an intellectual revival.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2017 05:42 PM (rnAwa)

96 "13 @wooga

Special guest columnist: Jennifer Connolly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards"


That movie was so damn depressing that not even naked Jennifer Connolly could cheer me up. "Ass to ass"

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 05:42 PM (OD2ni)

97 Duck season! Rabbit season!

That's Wabbit!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at July 12, 2017 05:42 PM (O2RFr)

98 How come the taint was not marked on the little diagrams? Bad form, Teen Vogue.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 05:43 PM (OD2ni)

99 Don't tell us what gender your child is. We'll tell you.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 05:43 PM (Nwg0u)

100
***** **** ** ****** *** **** *** ***** **** ***.

There I said what I had to say in a way that won't get me banned.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 12, 2017 05:43 PM (J70i0)

101 I have a different take. All this hysterical shit from the left is a sign the right is winning. The left is getting more desperate every day.

This is something beyond desperation. To spoil new parent's celebration of having a child is . . . I don't even know if there's a psychological classification for this type of madness.

Posted by: Very Undude at July 12, 2017 05:43 PM (2X7pN)

102 87 Right,I think there were some with dynamite or bombs too.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:44 PM (rmVvL)

103 But these pussies think they're going to throw me into the camps ?

Best wait until I'm about 30 years older. Or dead.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 05:44 PM (fiGNd)

104 If the woman finds out that the baby is a girl, she may then decide to get a late term abortion, which could be harmful to the baby for the rest of its life. But this might make you more like Mao than Hitler.

Posted by: Troglodytes - The Jimmy Castor Bunch at July 12, 2017 05:44 PM (lIZQs)

105 "Anyone who's raised a child"

That's the key, isn't it, JG?

Think about the "just a clump of cells" abort argument. I've been to a couple of early pregnancy ultrasounds now, and I NEVER saw a simple cell clump. Did you?

But to pick one of today's villains, Kate Brown only has stepchildren. So how would she know any differently?

Same goes with the gendering thing. I didn't teach my son to make "bull horns" with his fingers and charge at the dogs. I didn't teach him to love trucks. The only thing I taught him is how to organize his batting practice by putting a ball on a tee and hitting just the ball, and not random shit around the house.

Simply put, all of these things he does seem to be natural instinct.

Posted by: CPT11A at July 12, 2017 05:44 PM (hxUdS)

106 and are highly visual.

The other is an appeal to perceived or desired social status, social interaction, and other stupid crap (how many headlines scream "She's having a baby!"? Who cares, if you're not one of the principals in the whole thing?)
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yes. but the women's mag's are also HIGHLY visual. Its basically all pictures (ads) of stuff they are seeking to glom on which are objects, not bodies.

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:44 PM (WgmFM)

107 ***** **** ** ****** *** **** *** ***** **** ***.

There I said what I had to say in a way that won't get me banned.
Posted by: WOPR




That was last thread for me.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 05:44 PM (YxyYj)

108 55 I subscribe to "Tits and Ass Quarterly" for the articles.

Of course. Well rounded, firm, carried off well, they raise their points clearly, and when they're not close to the heart they're good to get a hand on things with.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 05:44 PM (eXSOZ)

109 OK, but I'd say it's the difference in nature of the porn.



One is biological. Men are interested in naked women (there, I said it!), and are highly visual.



The other is an appeal to perceived or desired social status, social
interaction, and other stupid crap (how many headlines scream "She's
having a baby!"? Who cares, if you're not one of the principals in the
whole thing?)


Agreed, but that's just a restatement of the fundamental biological differences between men and women (there, I said it) , and their respective roles in perpetuating the species. A man's role is to get turned on by all women of reproductive age (except Lena Dunham, OBVIOUSLY) and then fight every other man for the privilege of knocking her up.

A woman's role is to bear the child, and make sure that the man is bringing her lots of yummy brontosaurus steaks, because that damn child is sucking all the protein and fat right out of her.

Okay, I forgot what we were arguing about.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:44 PM (LAe3v)

110 Critical Theory. Is there anything it can't deconstruct?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 05:44 PM (+7/1f)

111 Why do Leftists hate children and science?

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 05:45 PM (Ot7+c)

Posted by: Bergerbilder at July 12, 2017 05:45 PM (lIZQs)

113 Speaking of cake and balloon reveals, I saw a botched reveal the other day. It was pretty cute.

An excited father and mother to be opened a box to release some balloons. Instead of traditional pink or blue, out come the standard circus colored balloons. Red, yellow, blue, green, etc all float by.

Someone at the party store obviously didn't understand the couple's order.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 05:45 PM (jhqr1)

114 I have a standard reply to people like this Cosmo writer.

Fuck off cunt.

I apply that to both genders because I'm considerate that way.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 05:45 PM (n3xLS)

115 ENGLAND, FRANCE DECLARE WAR ON CHAD AND STACY

Posted by: 1930s headlines at July 12, 2017 05:45 PM (ismre)

116 At this point in time, women are advertising "tranny friendly only" on Twitter.

Hey, dingbat, if I was tranny friendly, why would I be on Tinder looking for a (supposedly) heterosexual woman?

These retards actually think they're gonna find a husband that way.

Posted by: Oschisms at July 12, 2017 05:46 PM (XFABO)

117 >> let me have your theory about how saying your boy or girl is a boy or girl is #LikeHitler.



Dressing them in blue or pink is exactly like sewing a yellow star onto all their clothes?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at July 12, 2017 05:46 PM (x/Lj2)

118 I apply that to both genders because I'm considerate that way.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 05:45 PM (n3xLS)


An absolute renaissance man.

It's an honor to know you, good sir.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 05:46 PM (fiGNd)

119 Why are the Left pushing this?

It isn't actually about sexuality or perversion at all; it's about remolding society to extinguish any distinction between male and female.

By disassociating the male "gender" from the male sex (and the female "gender" from the female sex), then any traits that tend to dominate or be explicitly present in any particular sex will no longer be distinctive because both "men" and "women" can have traits of either biological sex.

By emphasizing this new concept of "gender" and relegating biological sex to some mere superficiality, people cease to recognize differences in the actual biological sexes and rather see both male gendered and female gendered as co-equal spectrums, thus achieving the Left's vaunted goal of "equality".

Thus, by eliminating the concept of differences between men and women as biological creatures, the perception of different sexes meaning anything allegedly goes away, and according to Leftist thought, perception will shape reality.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2017 05:47 PM (vBeA5)

120 When my son was two, MIL was all concerned because he kept saying "Dumb Fuck! Dumb Fuck!"

Calm down ... Dump Truck!

Because he already knew different kinds of trucks. Like an Eskimo has words for snow.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 05:47 PM (+7/1f)

121 Gee one would think that Transgenders were 75% of the population...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

122 Speaking of cake and balloon reveals, I saw a botched reveal the other day. It was pretty cute.

An excited father and mother to be opened a box to release some balloons.

Instead of traditional pink or blue, out come the standard circus colored balloons. Red, yellow, blue, green, etc all float by.




Gay baby?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 05:47 PM (YxyYj)

123 David Letterman's mothers ultrasound showed she was carrying a garden gnome.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2017 05:47 PM (mcI77)

124 @ Benji Carver

yeah, well made film but I won't see it again. That or Logan.

Strangely, I still watch and enjoy Trainspotting though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:47 PM (3OIiX)

125 Assigning your fetus a gender
while drunk on a bachelorette bender
will mark you as gauche --
Did you major in Soc.?
Be woke not an alt-rught dead-ender!

Posted by: Vladimir Lenin at July 12, 2017 05:48 PM (DQ4Fv)

126 When my son was two, MIL was all concerned because he kept saying "Dumb Fuck! Dumb Fuck!"




So your son held conversations with your MiL at two?

Righteous.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 05:48 PM (YxyYj)

127 32 I remember the good old days when Cosmo talked about dick size and anal.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2017 05:28 PM (4e+hS)

We got this!

Posted by: Teen Vogue at July 12, 2017 05:48 PM (oQQwD)

128 yeah, well made film but I won't see it again. That or Logan.

Logan sucked... Depressing...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

129 With regards to the people who have actual, real (whether psychological or physiological) issues...

WE JUST HAVEN'T SOLVED EVERY FUCKING THING YET.

Shit, I have medical problems that don't have easy answers, maybe I should be gathering a lobby to try to force everyone to do shit to make me feel better, whether it actually works or not.

People are still seriously researching and discussing issues like body dysphoria, not to mention the much larger group of people unseriously discussing it.

Shit takes time. Sorry y'all were born at the wrong spot in history - me too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 12, 2017 05:48 PM (wB8Tg)

130 119 Why are the Left pushing this?

It isn't actually about sexuality or perversion at all; it's about remolding society to extinguish any distinction between male and female.

By disassociating the male "gender" from the male sex (and the female "gender" from the female sex), then any traits that tend to dominate or be explicitly present in any particular sex will no longer be distinctive because both "men" and "women" can have traits of either biological sex.

By emphasizing this new concept of "gender" and relegating biological sex to some mere superficiality, people cease to recognize differences in the actual biological sexes and rather see both male gendered and female gendered as co-equal spectrums, thus achieving the Left's vaunted goal of "equality".

Thus, by eliminating the concept of differences between men and women as biological creatures, the perception of different sexes meaning anything allegedly goes away, and according to Leftist thought, perception will shape reality.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2017 05:47 PM (vBeA5)




I am reminded of a strident remark by the ever strident Gloria Steinem back in 1972 or so: "What we want is a humanizing of gender roles---not an exchanging of them!"

I think we went a 3rd way--a DENIAL of gender roles--to our peril.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (ujg0T)

131 At this point in time, women are advertising "tranny friendly only" on Twitter.

Hey, dingbat, if I was tranny friendly, why would I be on Tinder looking for a (supposedly) heterosexual woman?

These retards actually think they're gonna find a husband that way.
======================
can I get clear definition of "women" cause that may be the issue.

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (idp6g)

132 alt-rught = alt-right

Vladimir Lenin = zombie

Sheesh!

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (DQ4Fv)

133 I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!

Posted by: Scott Hamann (D-Maineiac) at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (JkK/t)

134 Can we get back on Jennifer Connolly's ass please.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

135 The secret message here is that you should only announce What Gender Your Child Has Decided to Be on Xeir 18th Birthday.
------------

26th birthday.

Posted by: Barky at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (kUfFq)

136 So what's the answer?

Posted by: What is the answer? at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (APSEi)

137 what about the time when it's right to bring your child to his first high end Italian deli?

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (AU4SY)

138 Can we get back on Jennifer Connolly's ass please.
Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

Seconded. Call for a vote.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:50 PM (3OIiX)

139 The always after me Lucky Charms.

Posted by: David Letterman at July 12, 2017 05:50 PM (IqV8l)

140 It isn't actually about sexuality or perversion at all;

I disagree. Check out the left's history of sexualizing the asexual. If you're willing to get an earful, ask zombie about her experiences with leftist professors and professionals and their absolutely disgusting ideas about sex.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 05:50 PM (jhqr1)

141 We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the gender-neutral restrooms...

Posted by: Winston Churchill at July 12, 2017 05:50 PM (ismre)

142 I have a different take. All this hysterical shit from the left is a sign the right is winning. The left is getting more desperate every day.

This is something beyond desperation. To spoil new parent's celebration of having a child is . . . I don't even know if there's a psychological classification for this type of madness.

Posted by: Very Undude at July 12, 2017 05:43 PM (2X7pN)


It's not desperation.

It's a victory dance.

it is a celebration after the Gramscian march crosses the finish line.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2017 05:50 PM (vBeA5)

143 119 Why are the Left pushing this?

It isn't actually about sexuality or perversion at all; it's about remolding society to extinguish any distinction between male and female.

By disassociating the male "gender" from the male sex (and the female "gender" from the female sex), then any traits that tend to dominate or be explicitly present in any particular sex will no longer be distinctive because both "men" and "women" can have traits of either biological sex.

By emphasizing this new concept of "gender" and relegating biological sex to some mere superficiality, people cease to recognize differences in the actual biological sexes and rather see both male gendered and female gendered as co-equal spectrums, thus achieving the Left's vaunted goal of "equality".

Thus, by eliminating the concept of differences between men and women as biological creatures, the perception of different sexes meaning anything allegedly goes away, and according to Leftist thought, perception will shape reality.
Posted by: The Political Hat


And then...reality intervenes.

All the social engineering in the world will NEVER extinguish the sexual dimorphism of homo sapiens sapiens.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

144 I think it's now time to ostracize these psychos like Diane Stopyra and send them away on an ice floe. They're nucking futz.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (H8S+R)

145 Instead of traditional pink or blue, out come the standard circus colored balloons. Red, yellow, blue, green, etc all float by.




Gay baby
==========
Nope. Dinosaur.

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (OrD+h)

146 Gorilla: "Man was I embarrassed!! But I'm not gay!! Seriously!! You see how much hair we got going on all over, and how small our dongs are?!? You expect me to tell the difference between a hairy mish and a hairy ass when I'm engaged in a chest-beating display?!? Shit I'm lucky I wasn't raping a couch!!"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (ENB12)

147 By emphasizing this new concept of "gender" and relegating biological sex to some mere superficiality, people cease to recognize differences in the actual biological sexes and rather

see both male gendered and female gendered as co-equal spectrums, thus achieving the Left's vaunted goal of "equality".




Until it comes time to do physical shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (YxyYj)

148 Logan sucked... Depressing...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 05:48 PM (O2RFr)


I saw it and I should have known better, having hated Old Man Logan. Tons o' angry cynicism, oh and the shaky cam was clearly different film format - distracting.

The kid was good, mostly. I mean, the actors did okay but it smelled Canadian (as in Canadian film tropes and processing) and a little amateurish compared to earlier Jackman stuff.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (wB8Tg)

149 Can we get back on Jennifer Connolly's ass please.

I never climbed down off of it.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (jhqr1)

150 Hey, what if your kid is really a pre-op trans-chimpanzee?

You can't potty train them or make them wear diapers! Teach them to speak? That's TRANS-PHOBIC!

Let them fling their poo and grunt and squeal!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (oVJmc)

151 Just wait til you see us at the dentist office!

Posted by: Highlights with sex toy connect the dots at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (89T5c)

152 Check this out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLTAQWNzGMU

Transgender activist: "Straight men should 'work through' their non-attraction to transgender women."

(It's an amusingly angry Christian channel, so don't worry that you'll be giving YouTube views to the tranny! But you can skip his minute-long intro that he does every time.)

So if you're a guy and you don't want to "have sex" with a lunatic man who thinks he's a woman, then YOU ARE IN THE WRONG and need to BE RE-EDUCATED! (I say, "Have sex HOW? If he doesn't have a vagina, then I'm at a loss.")

My point #1: Um... why don't we just ask the 2% of gay people to be straight? (You know: "work through" their non-attraction to the opposite sex.) Seems like a lot fewer people who need to be fixed that way!

My point #2: If I don't want to have sex with someone and you say that I must... then... isn't that called RAPE?

Posted by: RKae at July 12, 2017 05:52 PM (NQNOa)

153 You mention Jennifer Connolly,you know who else was a cutie in those 80's teen romance movies?Mary Stuart Masterson.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:53 PM (rmVvL)

154 It's not just magazines.

It's a constant promotion of all things gay and deviant in an attempt to normalize it all to get to their biggest prize..........drum role please.......acceptance of NAMBLA.

I can't even look through a People Magazine (no I don't pay for the magazine) without encountering at least two stories of gay 'married' men and their children. See, it's all so normal and great.

Got to see a CBS television commercial the other day full of only gay people - sunsets, drinks. I think it was for tourism in Chicago. I'm not sure I was so flabbergasted at the promo.

They should have scenes of sexually transmitted diseases, dying of AIDs in a hospital, heavy drug use, orgies, excessive domestic abuse.

Nope instead it's all puppies and rainbow. Gee, being gay must be so great.

This is why I rarely watch television or read any media.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 12, 2017 05:53 PM (G0vb2)

155 Time for my striata baguette reveal party.

Posted by: David Brooks at July 12, 2017 05:53 PM (IqV8l)

156 "128 yeah, well made film but I won't see it again. That or Logan.

Logan sucked... Depressing...
Posted by: It's me donna"


If you think Logan was depressing, try Manchester By The Sea.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 05:53 PM (OD2ni)

157 138 Can we get back on Jennifer Connolly's ass please.
Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

Seconded. Call for a vote.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:50 PM (3OIiX)


Damned geniuses everywhere on the board today.

I salute you.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 05:53 PM (fiGNd)

158 Say, is that a prostate in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Mae West at July 12, 2017 05:54 PM (OdK9v)

159 Can't we find these idiots a piece of land they can call their home. Name it Transgendia. There must be an island somewhere in the Pacific that would be suitable.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2017 05:54 PM (jm1YL)

160 My prostate itches.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 12, 2017 05:54 PM (Mouru)

161 "Thus, by eliminating the concept of differences between men and women as biological creatures, the perception of different sexes meaning anything allegedly goes away, and according to Leftist thought, perception will shape reality."

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2017 05:47 PM (vBeA5)

The end goal, I firmly believe, is to reduce reproduction (of Westerners, anyway). Reduce the naturally sex appeal of men and women. What man wants to mate with a butch female? What woman wants an ambiguously gay-looking male? Result: fewer marriages, fewer births, and an upside down society.

Posted by: fly gal at July 12, 2017 05:54 PM (8TdcF)

162 @steevy

I fell for her hard in 'Some Kind of Wonderful'.

Ended up dating a LOT of lesbians due to that short hair fetish I had.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:54 PM (3OIiX)

163 155 Time for my striata baguette reveal party

***

whoa, whoa whoa, you are making me feel uncomfortable with your aspirational food thoughts. Instead of striata baguette how about queso fundido con chorizo with a side of tortillas.

bigot.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 05:55 PM (AU4SY)

164 Aye

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2017 05:55 PM (89T5c)

165
If you think Logan was depressing, try Manchester By The Sea.

I was warned by My Daughter to not see it for that very reason

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 05:55 PM (O2RFr)

166 All the social engineering in the world will NEVER extinguish the sexual dimorphism of homo sapiens sapiens.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (DQ4Fv)


The left have been attacking families as competition for centuries. They used the Mad Science attack in the Utopian movement, eugenics, and marxist cults, but America went full Mom And Apple Pie on them, so they had to change tactics.

The non-traditional family has been a big push for a while, but for at least some it's a waypoint in peeling members off traditional families.

Also "community as family" and various other movements.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 12, 2017 05:55 PM (wB8Tg)

167 o/t

there's a very good article at powerline on how dems are blocking trump appointments and grinding senate action on almost anything to a halt. they're the minority party yet seem to be running things over there. i've wondered how that can be. the article addresses the tactics involved. it's titled:

"stop the democrats obstruction!" by john hinderacker

well worth a read.

now back to your regularly scheduled blogition.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2017 05:55 PM (WTSFk)

168 153 You mention Jennifer Connolly,you know who else was a cutie in those 80's teen romance movies?Mary Stuart Masterson.
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:53 PM (rmVvL)


Cynthia Gibb in her day. Man - what I would have done.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 05:55 PM (fiGNd)

169
So if you're a guy and you don't want to "have sex" with a lunatic man who thinks he's a woman, then YOU ARE IN THE WRONG and need to BE RE-EDUCATED! (I say, "Have sex HOW? If he doesn't have a vagina, then I'm at a loss.")

Did you not also know that it's racist if a white man in prison refuses to perform fellatio on a black inmate?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 05:55 PM (IqV8l)

170 Sometimes I embarrassed to be a woman.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 12, 2017 05:55 PM (CNHr1)

171 The Paolo say the woman, she can have balls too, they're just usually found on her chin.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (Mouru)

172 Despite all the Left's decades of efforts and all their indoctrination and all their tribal group-think and all their in-group social pressure and all their virtue signalling antics, even after all that, 95% of "progressives" remain cis-gendered heterosexuals.

If they can't convince their own ranks to abandon their genetically-encoded behaviors, urges and visible phenotypes, then they certainly aren't ever going to have any success with the rest of the sane world.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

173 162 Wait,you got lesbians to date you?

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (rmVvL)

174 Hitler encouraged the nuclear family with the father, male, as the head of the household and bread winner. The mom's, women, stayed at home and took care of the children. Hitler also hated degeneracy.

The Marxists love dengeneracy and hate the nuclear family with the father as the head of the household.

Is this the answer?

Posted by: Is this the answer? at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (APSEi)

175 I actually read the article. Clearly she isn't happy.
She goes to these things and is aging and has no children. It is grating on her. Its sad really. She has blinders own. She's unhappy and thinks its not because of her own doing.
Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:41 PM (gcxeH)



Wut? She doesn't have any children? You astonish me.

Still, the fact that she is childless gives me hope for the future.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (SRKgf)

176 ... that should be "blogission". not "blogition". sorry.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (WTSFk)

177 The Media Suxs: "This is why I rarely watch television or read any media."

Click bait and freak shows. I so ignore (with extreme prejudice) this perpetual absurdity I no longer take Fuckitol to get by.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 12, 2017 05:57 PM (H8S+R)

178 you know who else was a cutie in those 80's teen romance movies?Mary Stuart Masterson.

That forehead had a name?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 05:57 PM (jhqr1)

179 It's a constant promotion of all things gay and deviant in an attempt to normalize it all to get to their biggest prize..........drum role please.......acceptance of NAMBLA.

That'll be my cue to do some shit that ought not be spelled out in print.

Doubt I'll be alone.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 05:57 PM (fiGNd)

180 My daughter attended a party a coup!e weeks ago. It was a gender reveal party. At first I was horrified but then she told me pregnant coupld are revealing the baby's sex to their friends.

I'm pretty sure that's racist or sexist or something.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 05:57 PM (Nwg0u)

181 All the social engineering in the world will NEVER extinguish the sexual dimorphism of homo sapiens sapiens.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

True. But they want us to be afraid to talk about it. That's how they control hearts and minds.

How often do any of us call out the trannies we work with (or I work with at least) and say 'what the hell is wrong with you?'

How many even speak out against it in person?

It's thought control.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:57 PM (3OIiX)

182 Every red-blooded male should jump at the chance to stick his dick in the science experiment that is the nether regions of a surgically-mutilated male who thinks he's a chick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 05:57 PM (Mouru)

183 ... based on a neologism of blog + transmission i just made up. not yet trademarked, though.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2017 05:57 PM (WTSFk)

184 Speaking of prostates... anyone see the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame ceremony for Yes?

Rick Wakeman turned his acceptance speech into a stand-up routine! He told this joke:

"I went to get my medical exam. The doctor put his finger in me and said, 'Now, it's nothing to be embarrassed about, Mr. Wakeman, some men do get an erection during this procedure.' I said, 'I don't have an erection'; he said, 'No, but I do.' "

Posted by: RKae at July 12, 2017 05:57 PM (NQNOa)

185 The end goal, I firmly believe, is to reduce reproduction (of Westerners, anyway). Reduce the naturally sex appeal of men and women. What man wants to mate with a butch female? What woman wants an ambiguously gay-looking male? Result: fewer marriages, fewer births, and an upside down society.
=============
There is a 1% club that thinks we have too many people and they are systematically going about the business of whittling down the numbers. They put their money on the things that kill people. Like abortion, and stopping the use of pesticides. Things that make it harder to raise families, making sure mom's work, so wages fall (supply of workers goes up, prices fall) net family income drops cause you have to pay for day care etc etc.

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 05:58 PM (KKiqL)

186 Wouldn't giving the kid hormones or surgery be an acknowledgment of their truthful gender?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 12, 2017 05:58 PM (2lndx)

187 165
If you think Logan was depressing, try Manchester By The Sea.

I was warned by My Daughter to not see it for that very reason


***

meh.

Logan was not the best thing ever or the most depressing thing ever. It's a bit silly, like manchester by the sea. Ok, fine whatever, boston guy.

I forget what it was I saw recently that qualifies although I will say I that the movie 50-50 was pretty big on sadz.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 05:58 PM (AU4SY)

188 "162 @steevy

I fell for her hard in 'Some Kind of Wonderful'.

Ended up dating a LOT of lesbians due to that short hair fetish I had.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards"


True story: John Hughes made that movie because he was forced to change the ending of Pretty in Pink so that the pining friend did not win out. Even had the same type of villain: jerky rich guy in white Don Johnson suit.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 05:58 PM (OD2ni)

189 178 Whut?Pistols at 20 paces sir.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:58 PM (rmVvL)

190 Wait,you got lesbians to date you?
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (rmVvL)

Briefly...it's...not as cool as it sounds. Lots of frustrations, hurt feelings and blue balls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:58 PM (3OIiX)

191 Is this the answer?

Posted by: Is this the answer? at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (APSEi)


Can you count to potato?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (wB8Tg)

192 I love radical, childless feminists telling me how to raise my kid.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (NOIQH)

193 Still, the fact that she is childless gives me hope for the future.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Teh gheyness is not called 'degenerate' without reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (OdK9v)

194 True. But they want us to be afraid to talk about it. That's how they control hearts and minds.

----

Exactly! If they can get you to the point where you're afraid to say it's raining when it's OBVIOUSLY raining, then they can make your sanity snap.

Posted by: RKae at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (NQNOa)

195 It isn't actually about sexuality or perversion at all;

I disagree. Check out the left's history of sexualizing the asexual. If you're willing to get an earful, ask zombie about her experiences with leftist professors and professionals and their absolutely disgusting ideas about sex.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 05:50 PM (jhqr1)


That isn't their goal. That is just a tool against the current society.

Back in the late '60's and early '70's, West German Marxists wanted to reshape society into a communist paradise. They did this by trying to eliminate the idea of individuality and replace it with the concept that everything belongs to everyone else. To do this, they treated children as tabula rasa and raised them to be communal beings.

Ah, but the root of the self is one's own body, especially when it comes to sexuality. Thus, these Marxists pushed free-love and sexuality between people as normal... in Marxist kindergartens. Some of the accounts are truly terrifying:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/dxrv8ow

But this wasn't done to sexualize children, but to de-sexualize sex. It was simply a tool to achieve a utopia, not an end in and of itself.

Reading the article, it becomes clear that while this program attracted pedophiles, the most ardent supporters were not pedophiles, but rather dyed-in-the-wool Marxists who say this as a necessary means to a greater goal.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (vBeA5)

196 Can't we find these idiots a piece of land they can call their home. Name it Transgendia.

The competition to be Most Special Snowflake would be epic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

197 whoa, whoa whoa, you are making me feel uncomfortable with your aspirational food thoughts. Instead of striata baguette how about queso fundido con chorizo with a side of tortillas.



Wow. That was REALLY good. And to think, I was about to say "a chalupa."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (Mouru)

198 Briefly...it's...not as cool as it sounds. Lots of frustrations, hurt feelings and blue balls.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:58 PM (3OIiX)


Oh ... so like marriage.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (fiGNd)

199 162 @steevy

I fell for her hard in 'Some Kind of Wonderful'.

Ended up dating a LOT of lesbians due to that short hair fetish I had.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 05:54 PM (3OIiX)

173 162 Wait,you got lesbians to date you?
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (rmVvL)




Were you in the San Fran area too? Prior to obtaining some rudimentary Mandarin (ni hao and shuh shuh, y'all) it seemed like a Rite Of Passage!

For me, it was like Don Quixote tilting at sexual windmills, Man Of La Rug Muncha. I even had a butch acquaintance who acted as my Sancho Panza and got me the hell out of trouble when I was too naive to realize I was getting into it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (ujg0T)

200 If you kick a man, who says he's a woman, in the crotch will xhe not feel pain?
If you hit xher in the crotch with a football will in not be funny?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 12, 2017 05:59 PM (hJrjt)

201 ... "back to your regular blogission" - i like it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2017 06:00 PM (WTSFk)

202 Posted by: The Paolo at July 12, 2017 05:56 PM (Mouru)

You owe me a glass of wine.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 12, 2017 06:01 PM (CNHr1)

203 >>So gender reveal parties shouldn't happen until the kid is, what, 15?


Or when their public school teacher takes a sexual interest in them?
Or when then post their first "coming out" video on youtube?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 06:01 PM (NOIQH)

204

What this country needs is a war for national liberation.

Freedom!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc9anpqm

Posted by: Gus Gizzmo Hatchette at July 12, 2017 06:01 PM (m9X4Y)

205
How many even speak out against it in person?

It's thought control.
======
Absolutely true.

Remember Bruce Jenner. He's the start of that magic spell we're supposed to be under that won't allow anyone to say he's bug f@#$* nuts.

Dude was on the cover of a Wheaties box for being the epitome of the male athlete. Now what is it?

Posted by: simplemind at July 12, 2017 06:01 PM (Or4ut)

206 If you kick a man, who says he's a woman, in the crotch will xhe not feel pain?
If you hit xher in the crotch with a football will in not be funny?


HA

HA

Posted by: Shylock at July 12, 2017 06:01 PM (Mouru)

207 Whut?Pistols at 20 paces sir.

Fite me.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 06:01 PM (jhqr1)

208 I have to think we're getting close to Peak Retard here.
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 05:28 PM (Sfs6o)

Not even close.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2017 06:02 PM (QwbmS)

209 Boy parakeets have blue around their beaks. Girl parakeets have pink around their beaks.

Nature has spoken.
.

Posted by: Nature at July 12, 2017 06:02 PM (df+Zi)

210 Rick Wakeman turned his acceptance speech into a stand-up routine! He told this joke:

"I went to get my medical exam. The doctor put his finger in me and said, 'Now, it's nothing to be embarrassed about, Mr. Wakeman, some men do get an erection during this procedure.' I said, 'I don't have an erection'; he said, 'No, but I do.' "



"Doc, where should I put my pants?"
"Over there. Next to mine."

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 06:02 PM (YxyYj)

211 Obviously there's only one way your baby can tell you its gender: Chicken entrails.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 12, 2017 06:03 PM (398bZ)

212 And then...reality intervenes.

All the social engineering in the world will NEVER extinguish the sexual dimorphism of homo sapiens sapiens.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 05:51 PM (DQ4Fv)


That won't stop them from destructively trying.

They are zealots acting on pseudo-religious fervor.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2017 06:03 PM (vBeA5)

213 >>>Because "assigning" your kid a gender at birth is forcing them into roles and stereotypes without allowing them the opportunity to choose. We all know roles and stereotypes are tools of the Patriarchy to keep non-white cis males down. You know who else kept non-white cis males down? That's right, Hitler.

you're 90% right but can you make it more close to what Hitler did? Let's say, a sartorial requirement.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2017 06:03 PM (8rNrN)

214 So NOW Senators are requiring the FBI to be a separate branch of the government as opposed to being a arm of the Democrat party in the past administration.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 06:03 PM (Ot7+c)

215 Remember Bruce Jenner. He's the start of that magic spell we're supposed to be under that won't allow anyone to say he's bug f@#$* nuts.

Dude was on the cover of a Wheaties box for being the epitome of the male athlete. Now what is it?



Ka-Boom!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 06:03 PM (YxyYj)

216 Wow, these posts today are really tough. I think I'll just come back later. This stuff depresses the heck out of me.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 06:03 PM (sBOL1)

217 >>>Cosmopolitan, the magazine that is so entrenched in hetero-normative standards

WRONG

These magazines are full of gay ass virtue signaling

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 06:03 PM (q177U)

218 I pursued one hot lesbian for a while.That was a waste of time.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:04 PM (rmVvL)

219 189 178 Whut?Pistols at 20 paces sir.
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 05:58 PM (rmVvL)


Don't get me wrong ... I'd hit it.

But that chic really should consider growing some bangs.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 06:04 PM (fiGNd)

220 The Marxists love dengeneracy and hate the nuclear family with the father as the head of the household.


I've read that the nuclear family was the downfall of the original, traditional kibbutz system, which reportedly featured men in one barracks, women in another, and children in a third.

Women wanted to be with their husbands and children, so after struggling for a while to make a go of it, the kibbutzes became essentially little farming villages.

Anyone have firsthand knowledge about this? Is that true?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:04 PM (SRKgf)

221 209
Boy parakeets have blue around their beaks. Girl parakeets have pink around their beaks.
Nature has spoken.


Posted by: Nature


Ah, but what of the female baboon's blue butt? What of that? Nature speaks with forked tongue.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 06:04 PM (LAe3v)

222 Slippery slope, right on schedule:


Gays just don't want to be arrested ------>
Gays want to be left alone ------>
Gays just want legal assignment rights ------>
Gays just want civil unions -------->
Gays just want groups in High Schools ------>
Gays just want your kindergartner to know about two dads and fisting ----->
Gays just want marriage ------->
Gays just want to adopt children ------>
Gays just want a wedding cake ------>
Gays just want to sue any religious parades--->
Gays just want to use the hammer of govt at will-->
Gays just want to promote their life style on major networks ------>
Gays just want to have pro-gay commercials ----->
Gays having sex with teen boys it's our culture ----->

What's left?

Gays just want to have sex with minors.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 12, 2017 06:04 PM (G0vb2)

223 >>>Speaking of prostates... anyone see the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame ceremony for Yes?

Rick Wakeman turned his acceptance speech into a stand-up routine! He told this joke:

"I went to get my medical exam. The doctor put his finger in me and said, 'Now, it's nothing to be embarrassed about, Mr. Wakeman, some men do get an erection during this procedure.' I said, 'I don't have an erection'; he said, 'No, but I do.' "

...

I lolled

well really it was that sort of fuff-fuff-fuff when you laugh with a closed mouth but it was a laugh

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2017 06:04 PM (8rNrN)

224 210 LOL

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:05 PM (rmVvL)

225 that powerline blog article is infuriating. Hey, we went nuclear once for Gorsuch, we can do it again.

If the Senate GOP had...what's teh word they use in high end italian delis? I don't know because I am a poor. But balls, cojones? something like that.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 06:05 PM (AU4SY)

226 Ah, this is the Butt Stuff II thread. I was warned these can be a bit of a rough go.

I'll come back around later.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2017 06:05 PM (QGoUX)

227 >>Why are the Left pushing this?

The sexual stuff at such a young age and sowing confusion explained well in a couple of places:

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2010/07/
sex_and_state_power.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69wbxW6YEdQ

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 06:05 PM (NOIQH)

228 Cosmopolitan, the magazine that is so entrenched in hetero-normative standards


What ever happened to the 10 Simple Steps To An Earth-Shattering Orgasm!? I thought that was Cosmo's beat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (Mouru)

229 Aside from saying "fuck this bitch" about her whining about how awful it is to identify the gender of your baby, I don't get the gender reveal party thing. It seems like my sisters and most of my female cousins/cousin's wives went with the tactic of not telling people what the baby was going to be. Oh they might know themselves but they seem to prefer that surprise to everyone else for when the baby is born.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (z/Ubi)

230 I just watched Yes perform a couple of songs with Geddy Lee on bass,never watch the speeches..

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (rmVvL)

231

Screw it

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (Mouru)

232 btw I want to apologize for triggering anyone with my Busty Lesbian Porn link some years back.

I realize now it was a really hostile and injurious thing to callously announce my sexual preference isn't for Dick

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (8rNrN)

233 217 >>>Cosmopolitan, the magazine that is so entrenched in hetero-normative standards

WRONG

These magazines are full of gay ass virtue signaling
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 06:03 PM (q177U)




The late Helen Gurley Brown was apparently appalled at this trend, but she was dismissed and put out to pasture, and now....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (ujg0T)

234 If the Senate GOP had...what's teh word they use in high end italian
delis? I don't know because I am a poor. But balls, cojones?
something like that.


Cannolis.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (LAe3v)

235 @steevy

Yeah, even if you catch one, it's not worth it. But I'll say the best threesome I had was with my lesbian girlfriend and her ex-girlfriend...after we had all broken up with each other.

It helped that they were both banging hot blondes and that no one was emotionally entangled anymore.

And then....I got married.

FML...

Gah, need to not dwell in bad stuff. Going to see Spiderman: Homecoming again so I can write a decent review of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (3OIiX)

236 you're 90% right but can you make it more close to what Hitler did? Let's say, a sartorial requirement.

K. First tell me what sartorial means.

J/K. I get it. Forcing them to wear something they don't want to, that makes them an object of ridicule and exclusion is #JustLikeHitler.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (jhqr1)

237 226 Ah, this is the Butt Stuff II thread. I was warned these can be a bit of a rough go.

I'll come back around later.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2017 06:05 PM (QGoUX)



Using some lube should smooth it out.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (z/Ubi)

238 I realize now it was a really hostile and injurious thing to callously announce my sexual preference isn't for Dick
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (8rNrN)
---
I don't think you have to apologize to us, Ace. I think you need to confront Dick about this.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2017 06:07 PM (QGoUX)

239 Anyone have firsthand knowledge about this? Is that true?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:04 PM (SRKgf)
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No idea if it's true, but as the happily married mother of a nuclear family, I'd hate like heck to have to live separately from my husband and children. So I could definitely see it being a possibility.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 06:07 PM (sBOL1)

240 @ace

Spoken like a gentleman! Let's not quarrel over busty lesbian porn. Come, pull up a browser tab and all is forgiven!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 06:07 PM (3OIiX)

241 If you're a dude ... you owe it to yourself to bing Steevy's crush Mary Stuart Masterson. The woman is 51. Holding her shit together extremely well.

But she's got a forehead like a friggin' five-pound hammer. No doubt.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 06:07 PM (fiGNd)

242 "222 Slippery slope, right on schedule:"


Yup. My late Father was mocked when he led oppositions to local "Human Rights Laws" in the early 90's and predicting it would lead to exactly where we are now.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (OD2ni)

243 Gays just want to have pro-gay commercials ----->
Gays having sex with teen boys it's our culture ----->

What's left?

Gays just want to have sex with minors.


*****

Gays just want to have open borders with muslims so that they can be thrown off rooftops because this whole gay charade was a charade to destroy the west no matter who it is to do the final victory dance, muslims or commies or mexican drug gangs. Just as long as the victor has their heel on your normie throat, then that's fine.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (AU4SY)

244 Sorry, Eris. I'm in a mood. I'll be going out soon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (3OIiX)

245 And by the way they did this all through black robed judges making law.

None of this was legal or constitutional.

It's all a farce.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (G0vb2)

246 Mary Stuart was hot but I had a bigger crush on Markie Post.Ahh Markie....

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (rmVvL)

247 Didn't Hitler have youth camps specifically for young girls and youth camps specifically for young boys... So Hitler assigned gender by having children attend youth camps.

Is this close?

Posted by: Is this the answer? at July 12, 2017 06:09 PM (APSEi)

248 If the Senate GOP had...what's teh word they use in high end italian delis? I don't know because I am a poor. But balls, cojones?
something like that.

Cannolis.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 06:06 PM (LAe3v)


Leave the gender confusion, take the cannolis...

Posted by: Trans-enabling Doctor at July 12, 2017 06:09 PM (vBeA5)

249 246 Mary Stuart was hot but I had a bigger crush on Markie Post.Ahh Markie....
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (rmVvL)




I hate to give creedence to Alex Jones, but he has this claim.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 06:09 PM (ujg0T)

250 Clearly, if you pre-select a child's gender you are genociding xheir freedom to choose themselves, and in a way, the entire race of other-gendered beings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:09 PM (39g3+)

251 Gays just want to have sex with minors.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 12, 2017 06:04 PM (G0vb2)



Preview of coming attractions.

Sure as the sun rises in the east.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:09 PM (SRKgf)

252 Mary Stuart was hot but I had a bigger crush on Markie Post.Ahh Markie....

My First "crush" was Richard Chamberlin in Dr. Kildare.... Never knew He was gay...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 06:10 PM (O2RFr)

253 Didn't the novel/ mini series The Lathe of Heaven talk about racisim, and eventually created a world of people colored gray?

However, IIRC racism didn't go away, people just were biased in regards to other things?

So really, if "gender" goes away, will skin color have to go away? Or height? Or shoe size?

Will we all have to turn into Stepford People for the Lofty Goal of Equality?

Posted by: shibumi at July 12, 2017 06:10 PM (aT+Bx)

254 there's an actress on Showtime's "Episodes" (pretty funny) called Kathleen Rose Perkins who's funny and has a real Markie Post vibe.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2017 06:10 PM (8rNrN)

255 Cosmopolitan, the magazine that is so entrenched in hetero-normative standards


What ever happened to the 10 Simple Steps To An Earth-Shattering Orgasm!? I thought that was Cosmo's beat.




It takes ten steps? Since when? Takes two.

Step 1. Grab it
Step 2. Jack it

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 06:10 PM (YxyYj)

256 BLITZKRIEG: PINK AND BLUE ONESIES OVERWHELM PARIS

Posted by: 1940s headlines at July 12, 2017 06:10 PM (ismre)

257 I've been around long enough to remember Ace's perfectly innocent Busty Lesbian link.

That was a fun day around here.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (398bZ)

258 Gays just want to have open borders with muslims so that they can be thrown off rooftops because this whole gay charade was a charade to destroy the west no matter who it is to do the final victory dance, muslims or commies or mexican drug gangs. Just as long as the victor has their heel on your normie throat, then that's fine.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (AU4SY)



All of them have deep seated anger issues.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (A4DFu)

259 Gigi Engle, who wrote the Teen Vogue article, says on her Twitter feed, "every person has the right to accurate information about their bodies and how they work."

Says the self-appointed Shell Answer Man.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (Oixmm)

260 246 Mary Stuart was hot but I had a bigger crush on Markie Post.Ahh Markie....
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (rmVvL)


She was hot. No doubt.

My 80s MILF was Sybil Danning. Bought the poster, had it in my room.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (fiGNd)

261 Gender reveal party? Might help my nephew. Poor bastards' had 5 girls. Wanted a boy so bad but now, like a dog that's been beat too often, just cowers in the corner when his wife and 5 daughters are on the warpath.

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (gbWkA)

262 Can't we find these idiots a piece of land they can call their home. Name it Transgendia. There must be an island somewhere in the Pacific that would be suitable.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2017 05:54 PM (jm1YL)


A giant iceberg the size of Delaware would be perfect.

Posted by: Bergerbilder at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (lIZQs)

263 "241 If you're a dude ... you owe it to yourself to bing Steevy's crush Mary Stuart Masterson. The woman is 51. Holding her shit together extremely well."


Her co-star Lea Thompson still looks good at 56.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (OD2ni)

264 What ever happened to the 10 Simple Steps To An Earth-Shattering Orgasm!?
---------

I'm working on it.

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (OdK9v)

265 252 My mom loved,loved ,loved him and my cousin always annoyed her by telling her he was gay.I forget if he came out before she died but he probably did.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (rmVvL)

266 Markie was smokin' on Night Court.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (89T5c)

267 Yup. My late Father was mocked when he led oppositions to local "Human Rights Laws" in the early 90's and predicting it would lead to exactly where we are now.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (OD2ni)



I made the same prediction to my girlfriend, now wife, in the same time frame. She was initially shocked, but over time my stock has risen monotonically as my various predictions have been borne out in fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

268 @Curmudgeon

Seattle for me, the sex-positive community as they used to call it.

Mostly good times, but some rough spots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 06:12 PM (3OIiX)

269 I mean its practically forcing the child to wear a pink triangle to identify them by their clearly-obvious biological features

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:12 PM (39g3+)

270 254 Hmm,I shall have to peruse that...

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:12 PM (rmVvL)

271 I've been around long enough to remember Ace's perfectly innocent Busty Lesbian link.

That was a fun day around here.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (398bZ)
---------

Poor ace. He will never live that down. Even I know all about it and I wasn't around back then.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 06:12 PM (sBOL1)

272 Gays just want to have sex with minors.


Sex with minors, that's *all* we need. Sex with minors, and dogs. Sex with minors and dogs, that's all we need. We don't need anything else. And corpses. And siblings, for sure. Sex with minors, dogs, corpses and siblings, that's *all* we need. And this paddle game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 06:13 PM (Mouru)

273
on one hand, you heteronormative christian deplorables need to fucking die

but on the other hand, anything that provokes a negative response against us gets the BART you can't see that treatment.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 06:13 PM (AU4SY)

274 So the answer is making boys wear boy clothes and girls wear girl clothes is literally like Hitler making the Jews wear a yellow Star of David?

Surely this is not the answer?

Posted by: Is this the answer? at July 12, 2017 06:13 PM (APSEi)

275 "249 246 Mary Stuart was hot but I had a bigger crush on Markie Post.Ahh Markie....
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:08 PM (rmVvL)"


Markie had a great body but the mullet was a turn off. Now Phoebe Cates.....

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 06:13 PM (OD2ni)

276 missing a while loop there, rickb
so
step 3: } until (splooge)

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 06:13 PM (2fULm)

277 i don't give a fuck about educated elites and their gender bending bullshit. the way they're going, none of them will ever reporoduce anyway. cut your balls off, get a dick, whatever the fuck. enjoy your freakshow.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2017 06:13 PM (KP5rU)

278 A giant iceberg the size of Delaware would be perfect.
Posted by: Bergerbilder at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (lIZQs)



Then we tow it into tropical waters ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:13 PM (SRKgf)

279 Her co-star Lea Thompson still looks good at 56.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 06:11 PM (OD2ni)


Wow ... you ain't kidding.

Good for her.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 06:13 PM (fiGNd)

280 Jennifer Jason Leigh was hot too and got nude in like every movie from the 80's..

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:14 PM (rmVvL)

281 >>>274 So the answer is making boys wear boy clothes and girls wear girl clothes is literally like Hitler making the Jews wear a yellow Star of David?

Surely this is not the answer?

...

based on the Heat St article, that is the answer, but I haven't read the original article, so I don't know if that's 100% true.

that is the answer per Heat St tho.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2017 06:14 PM (8rNrN)

282 Come, pull up a browser tab and all is forgiven!

For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the unposted busty lesbian pr0n;
How some have been scrolled by; some un-googled,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have overwritten on disk;
Some mocked by their viewer's wives: some sleeping on junked server disks;

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 06:15 PM (jhqr1)

283 Lea Thomson had sex with Howard the Duck ....

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:15 PM (rmVvL)

284 I didn't know that there was such a thing as gays until I was in high school. It was pre-AIDS and it just wasn't talked about. I knew some people could be a bit fruity, but it had no sexual connotation.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 06:15 PM (+7/1f)

285 My First "crush" was Richard Chamberlin in Dr. Kildare.... Never knew He was gay...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 06:10 PM (O2RFr)



He portrayed a heterosexual in "Shogun."

What range!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:15 PM (SRKgf)

286 @bonhomme
Clap.
Clap.
Clap.

Well done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 06:15 PM (3OIiX)

287 281 >>>274 So the answer is making boys wear boy clothes and girls wear girl clothes is literally like Hitler making the Jews wear a yellow Star of David?

Surely this is not the answer?

...

based on the Heat St article, that is the answer, but I haven't read the original article, so I don't know if that's 100% true.

that is the answer per Heat St tho.

***

to be fair, this is the first time I've heard of a lefty using the hitler analogy so they must be serious this time.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 06:15 PM (AU4SY)

288
Sex with minors, that's *all* we need. Sex with minors, and dogs. Sex with minors and dogs, that's all we need. We don't need anything else. And corpses. And siblings, for sure. Sex with minors, dogs, corpses and siblings, that's *all* we need. And this paddle game.
---

Sex with animals.

Safe for work, but horrific:

http://tinyurl.com/y898abuj

Posted by: shibumi at July 12, 2017 06:15 PM (aT+Bx)

289 He portrayed a heterosexual in "Shogun."

What range!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:15 PM (SRKgf)


I don't care if the dude was a pole-smoker. I loved "Shogun".

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 06:16 PM (fiGNd)

290 More interesting was the drunken 'ette who posted tit pics on the ONT...

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:16 PM (rmVvL)

291 The secret message here is that you should only announce What Gender Your Child Has Decided to Be on Xeir 18th Birthday.

8th birthday. You are literally Hitler for not realizing that prepubescent minors can be trans and decide their gender (any of the infinite number or none).

(Gawd, I wish this was not true.)

Posted by: Ken in NH at July 12, 2017 06:16 PM (gDMFf)

292 Didn't Hitler have youth camps specifically for young girls and youth camps specifically for young boys... So Hitler assigned gender by having children attend youth camps.

Is this close?
Posted by: Is this the answer? at July 12, 2017 06:09 PM (APSEi)


Not only that, but I believe the girls all wore pink. The boys, khaki?

Posted by: Bergerbilder at July 12, 2017 06:16 PM (lIZQs)

293 I don't care if the dude was a pole-smoker. I loved "Shogun"

And the Thorn birds....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 06:16 PM (O2RFr)

294 284 I didn't know that there was such a thing as gays until I was in high school. It was pre-AIDS and it just wasn't talked about. I knew some people could be a bit fruity, but it had no sexual connotation.

My mama told me not to use the bathrooms at bus stations because "sometimes there are goofy men there." I had no idea what she meant.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 12, 2017 06:17 PM (398bZ)

295 I had just had a horrible epiphany--horrible. My granddaughters are being raised as girls and Christians. I also pray for them everyday that they will follow Christ all the days of their lives.
That makes me some kind of Nazi I guess.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 12, 2017 06:17 PM (hJrjt)

296 Richard Chamberlain was a good actor,never gave me a fag vibe.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:17 PM (rmVvL)

297 284 I didn't know that there was such a thing as gays until I was in high school. It was pre-AIDS and it just wasn't talked about. I knew some people could be a bit fruity, but it had no sexual connotation.
Posted by: Ignoramus

***

you know, this is funny. I am old enough to remember when young boys across america had gender reassignment parties...

It was during grade school when we called each other queers, gaywads, fags, and buttboys for hours on end.

Life used to be one big hate crime.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 06:17 PM (AU4SY)

298 I had just had a horrible epiphany--horrible. My granddaughters are being raised as girls and Christians. I also pray for them everyday that they will follow Christ all the days of their lives.
That makes me some kind of Nazi I guess.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 12, 2017 06:17 PM (hJrjt)



Well, yeah. The "girls" gave it away.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 06:18 PM (Mouru)

299 There is no longer a "general" magazine left in the US that is not a boiling font of liberal crap written by cretins that are dumber than a creosote post.

Curse you WIRED magazine!

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 06:18 PM (q177U)

300 ====280
Jennifer Jason Leigh was hot too and got nude in like every movie from the 80's..====


You're welcome.

Posted by: John Landis' Removal of Parental Oversight Via Helicopter Blade at July 12, 2017 06:18 PM (JkK/t)

301 Gays just want to have sex with minors.


Sex with minors, that's *all* we need. Sex with minors, and dogs. Sex with minors and dogs, that's all we need. We don't need anything else. And corpses. And siblings, for sure. Sex with minors, dogs, corpses and siblings, that's *all* we need. And this paddle game.
Posted by: Cicero



You will take the butt secs with goats or you will go to the roof. Toot sweet!
Posted by: Abu

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 06:18 PM (YxyYj)

302
My First "crush" was Richard Chamberlin in Dr. Kildare.... Never knew He was gay...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 06:10 PM


Should have gone with Ben Casey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 06:18 PM (IqV8l)

303 Richard Chamberlain was a good actor,never gave me a fag vibe.

That's because they didn't admit to it, or parade it around... They just acted like Rock Hudson...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 06:18 PM (O2RFr)

304 America is driven at high speed towards hell, these evil sonsofbitches will not hit the brakes, in fact they are tying the throttle wide open.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2017 06:18 PM (zLDYs)

305 My nephew (male) and his wife (female) did the gender reveal thing with some tannenite, a shotgun and a box. The pictures were adorable.

It blue up when he shot it.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2017 06:19 PM (TO4Og)

306 And the Thorn birds....

Great mini series.. the book was fantastic as well. One of the few books I have read twice.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 12, 2017 06:19 PM (CNHr1)

307
My mama told me not to use the bathrooms at bus stations because "sometimes there are goofy men there." I had no idea what she meant.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 12, 2017 06:17 PM (398bZ)

+++

LOL. A simpler time.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2017 06:19 PM (2+gSO)

308 284 I didn't know that there was such a thing as gays until I was in high school. It was pre-AIDS and it just wasn't talked about. I knew some people could be a bit fruity, but it had no sexual connotation.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 06:15 PM (+7/1f)

Same here until I met the brother of the girl I was dating in high school. (early 80s). He wore clogs -clue #1.

Clue #2 was when his boyfriend moved into the parents house.

Clue #3 was while I was making my moves on my girlfriend, I could hear the bed creaking and moans coming from the direction of the brother's room.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2017 06:19 PM (jxbfJ)

309 296 Richard Chamberlain was a good actor,never gave me a fag vibe.
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:17 PM (rmVvL)


My Gaydar is pretty good - but I never thought it about him either.

You know - it's the effeminate shit that creeps me out the most about gays. A cat like Richard Chamberlain would not have bothered me - assuming I even knew.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 06:19 PM (fiGNd)

310 The secret message here is that you should only announce What Gender Your Child Has Decided to Be on Xeir Birthday.
---
I believe it's a yearly thing.

Start choosing a gender at, IKD, 3? And choose every year for life!

/I believe lord Obama said that genders are fluid, so those selections are non binding and can be changed from minute to minute.


Posted by: shibumi at July 12, 2017 06:19 PM (aT+Bx)

311 296 Richard Chamberlain was a good actor,never gave me a fag vibe.
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:17 PM (rmVvL)



Such a dry sense of humor.

I had to blast my gaydar with a fire extinguisher.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:19 PM (SRKgf)

312 They sure care what sex the kids are at Comet Pizza.

Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2017 06:20 PM (6dFYM)

313 Nobody thought I was gay, either.

Posted by: Robert Reed the pillow biter at July 12, 2017 06:20 PM (89T5c)

314 303 Richard Chamberlain was a good actor,never gave me a fag vibe.

That's because they didn't admit to it, or parade it around... They just acted like Rock Hudson...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2017 06:18 PM (O2RFr)




Toward the end of his life, I recall an interview with Cesar Romero, "The Joker" to Adam West's Batman, and he stated that it was a better time when such things were just understood "open secrets" and just not politely talked about. He should know, right?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 06:21 PM (ujg0T)

315 Probably already mentioned, but any parent can tell you that little boys and girls behave differently, have different interests in toys, etc..A lot if it sure seems to be hardwired.

The Left would have you believe that up to this point in time that gender roles were rigidly defined and enforced, that we're just now coming out of some sort of 50's notion of all girls have been expected to love dolls, wear dresses, taught to be quiet and subservient and all boys are crazy about cars, cops 'n robbers role play, and sports.

The worst part of this gender nonsense is it erases what had been a healthy, wide range of what one could be as a boy or girl, man or woman.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 06:21 PM (NOIQH)

316 Jennifer Jason Leigh was hot too and got nude in like every movie from the 80's..

She's held together really well, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:21 PM (39g3+)

317 This could explain Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2017 06:21 PM (uCcCd)

318 Van Johnson was also a fruit.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:21 PM (rmVvL)

319 I'll tell you the difference between men and women. My wife was just cutting up a rather sketchy looking tomato for dinner, and said "here, taste this and see if it's bad". And I did. And it was.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (LAe3v)

320 Nobody thought I was gay, either.

Or me

Posted by: Liberace at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (O2RFr)

321 Nobody thought I was gay, either.
Posted by: Robert Reed the pillow biter at July 12, 2017 06:20 PM (89T5c)


I knew it, poofter.

Posted by: Sam the Butcher at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (Mouru)

322 I'm game!

Posted by: B+rryO at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (6dFYM)

323 you know, as we watch it all burn, some of us have the thought "well, liberal, at least at some point something you love will die too"

But now I realize the only thing the liberal loves is hate and death.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (AU4SY)

324 I'm not gay, but all these guys sucking my dick sure seem to be.

Posted by: B. Hussein Oblowma at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (JkK/t)

325 Or me.

Posted by: Dr. Smith at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (Mouru)

326 The worst part of this gender nonsense is it erases what had been a healthy, wide range of what one could be as a boy or girl, man or woman.

Its like the "autism spectrum" stuff: its designed to denormalize a large range of human personality and behavior. You're aspy, you're autistic, you're not normal if you are not outgoing, sexually compulsive, and gregarious!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (39g3+)

327 Question for the silly Cosmo Wymyn: Isn't there some risk in treating normal...sorry, CIS children ambiguously? Why would you engage that risk in the far larger population of normal kid than in the vanishingly tiny population of potentially trans people.

Because you can't have it both ways. If treating a trans person as normal damages them in some way then it naturally follows that treating a normal person as if their sex is ambiguous sex

Posted by: The Phone of J. Random Dude at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (iynDC)

328 Clue #3 was while I was making my moves on my girlfriend, I could hear the bed creaking and moans coming from the direction of the brother's room.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed




My dumbass would have asked "when did they sneak girls in?"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (YxyYj)

329 Not as famous as some of the other girls from teen 80's movies mentioned here, but Deborah Foreman (Valley Girl, Real Genius) was pretty hot.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 06:23 PM (OD2ni)

330 Also Kerwin Mathews.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:23 PM (rmVvL)

331 LUFTWAFFE DROPS BABY SHOWER RSVPS OVER LONDON

Posted by: 1940s headlines at July 12, 2017 06:23 PM (ismre)

332 If you can't tell, don't ask.

Posted by: Moochelle at July 12, 2017 06:23 PM (6dFYM)

333 318 Van Johnson was also a fruit.
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:21 PM (rmVvL)



Now THAT one I didn't see coming. And I've watched The Caine Mutiny any number of times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:23 PM (SRKgf)

334 When my eldest daughter was little, she loved trains. The first thing she wanted to be growing up, was a train engineer. Fast forward 21 years, and she now looks a lot like a lesbian, despite being treated as a girl all of her life. How much was innate and how much is our corrupt culture? At least she's marrying a guy.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 12, 2017 06:23 PM (FQKBL)

335 My baby was revealed to be male(like there was any doubt). We named him Barry.

Posted by: Jackal Mom at July 12, 2017 06:24 PM (mcI77)

336 Damn phone. Ignore that last l"sex"...likewise damages those normal kids.

In short..fuck you

Posted by: The Phone of J. Random Dude at July 12, 2017 06:24 PM (iynDC)

337 Question for the silly Cosmo Wymyn: Isn't there some risk in treating normal...sorry, CIS children ambiguously? Why would you engage that risk in the far larger population of normal kid than in the vanishingly tiny population of potentially trans people.

The hate just oozes from your comment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 06:24 PM (Mouru)

338 331 LUFTWAFFE DROPS BABY SHOWER RSVPS OVER LONDON
Posted by: 1940s

***

right because WWII was fought over germany's heteronormative stance, not the advancement of global socialism through world war.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 06:24 PM (AU4SY)

339 No way Vince Edwards was gay. He was All Man.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 12, 2017 06:24 PM (lIZQs)

340 Deborah Foreman (Valley Girl, Real Genius) was pretty hot.

"Can you drive a six inch spike through a railroad tie with your penis?"
-Deborah Foreman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:25 PM (39g3+)

341 Guess what, everybody?

Posted by: Jake Gyllenhaal at July 12, 2017 06:25 PM (JkK/t)

342 320 Nobody thought I was gay, either.

Or me
Posted by: Liberace at July 12, 2017 06:22 PM (O2RFr)



Damn. Now he tells me.

Posted by: Liberace's hair dresser at July 12, 2017 06:25 PM (SRKgf)

343 "How many even speak out against it in person?

It's thought control."

------------------------

Yeah, women afraid to complain about the weirdo guy in a wig and dress in the gym locker room cuz they might get sued, stalked, or worse.

You know management is not going to take the woman's side. It's already happened that the woman was considered the interloper.

It's crazy.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 12, 2017 06:25 PM (G0vb2)

344 333 Now THAT one I didn't see coming

His boyfriends did...

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:25 PM (rmVvL)

345
These people are toxic waste.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 12, 2017 06:25 PM (pNxlR)

346 A cat like Richard Chamberlain would not have bothered me - assuming I even knew.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 06:19 PM (fiGNd)




I read his autobiography "Shattered Love" (does that mean I have to turn in my man card?) and he apparently struggled with his homosexuality a hell of a lot, until one day Richard decided that it was just "a minor and inconsequential fact", and just went about his life. The end.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 06:26 PM (ujg0T)

347 I like the way these threads about the deep socio-political issues of our time always turn into "Hot-Not Hot".

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 06:26 PM (qJhUV)

348 Nowadays King Richard Longshanks would be throwing all of his children out the tower window.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 12, 2017 06:26 PM (hJrjt)

349 Nobody thought I was gay, either.
Posted by: Robert Reed


Mike Brady!?!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 06:27 PM (jhqr1)

350 344 333 Now THAT one I didn't see coming

His boyfriends did...
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:25 PM (rmVvL)



Maybe. Depends on position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:27 PM (SRKgf)

351 349 He died of AIDs I believe...

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:27 PM (rmVvL)

352 >>> I have to think we're getting close to Peak Retard here.

Someone lacks imagination.

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 06:28 PM (q177U)

353 Need anyone ask why the world is turning like this?

It's simple really.

The snake said "Don't bite the apple" and Eve said "Where's it at?"

Yeah, I "borrowed" that one.

Posted by: teej at July 12, 2017 06:28 PM (B7V5e)

354 Nowadays King Richard Longshanks would be throwing all of his children out the tower window.


Dick Longshanks? Was he related to Edward?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 06:28 PM (Mouru)

355 >>Its like the "autism spectrum" stuff: its designed to denormalize a
large range of human personality and behavior. You're aspy, you're
autistic, you're not normal if you are not outgoing, sexually
compulsive, and gregarious!

Yup. I grew up in the 70's and it was just fine for girls to play sports, do all sorts of outdoorsy stuff, whatever, and not have them considered gay. It is nonsense that if a girl is not super-feminine that she must be gay. That goes for boys who are not super-masculine, and are interested in things other than sports; doesn';t make 'em gay.

It's only after Gender Studies became a thing that this ended. Which would be counter-intuitive, except that we know the left perverts everything it touches, so of course they've made things related to gender roles much, much worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 06:28 PM (NOIQH)

356
I read his autobiography "Shattered Love" (does that mean I have to turn in my man card?) and he apparently struggled with his homosexuality a hell of a lot, until one day Richard decided that it was just "a minor and inconsequential fact", and just went about his life. The end.

Good for him. I would like to read his book.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 12, 2017 06:28 PM (CNHr1)

357 Dick Longshanks? Was he related to Edward?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 06:28 PM (Mouru)

Did I get his name wrong? I'm so ashamed.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 12, 2017 06:29 PM (hJrjt)

358 Chamberlain was very macho back in the 70's and 80's. After he came out he got VERY odd looking. Barely human, lots of plastic surgery.

But he seems ok. Hell, a big chunk of the actors I performed with were gay, most didn't act like it unless they were camping it up for comedic purposes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 06:29 PM (3OIiX)

359 The snake said "Don't bite the apple" and Eve said "Where's it at?"

-----

No, God said, "Don't bite it." The snake said, "Do it; you won't die; you'll be gods!"

Posted by: RKae at July 12, 2017 06:29 PM (NQNOa)

360 Yeah Chamberlain got tons of work done and none of it by a doctor who understood human anatomy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:30 PM (39g3+)

361 349
Nobody thought I was gay, either.

Posted by: Robert Reed


Mike Brady!?!Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 06:27 PM (jhqr1)


We had that fucker pegged from Day One, but just played along for Mom's sake.

Posted by: Jan, Cindy, and Marcia Marcia Marcia at July 12, 2017 06:30 PM (JkK/t)

362 This is so fucking twisted it almost beggars belief.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 06:30 PM (0mRoj)

363 Did I get his name wrong? I'm so ashamed.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 12, 2017 06:29 PM (hJrjt)



AoSHQ is not the MSM. Accuracy matters around here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 06:30 PM (Mouru)

364 If you have ANY doubt about the left's agenda, just revisit all the exposes I crypto-authored about Kevin Jennings. It is all BEYOND mind-boggling.

Kevin Jennings -- whom you all may remember was appointed by Obama to be the person in charge of "school safety" nationwide in the United States -- the "Safe Schools Czar" -- founded an organization called GLSEN in the early '90s which had as its main mission to change the reading curriculum in schools in every school district in the country.

To that end, GLSEN published and frequently updated a "recommended reading list" for school curricula. which they then aggressively pushed. I don't know how many school districts ever adopted it, but at least some did. And once he was in charge nationwide, he started trying to surreptitiously press for these books to be used in school curricula once again.

So -- what's the big deal?

ALL OF THE BOOKS WERE HORRIFYING PEDOPHILE INDOCTRINATION PORN, simply beyond imagining for most normal people.

That scandal was so shocking that the average American just went numb hearing about it, because it was too overwhelming. And yet every detail of the expose was irrefutably documented.

Here is one part of my expose:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2009/12/ breaking-obamas-safe-schools-czar-is- promoting-porn-in-the-classroom-kevin -jennings-and-the-glsen-reading-list/

I won't cut-and-paste the excerpt from these books here, to preserve everyone's sanity. But they are worse than you imagine.

And THAT is what they want for America. TOTAL sexual "freedom" i.e. no rules, no morals, no laws. None.

And of course the end goal is to dissolve the existing social structure to pave the way for communism.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 06:31 PM (DQ4Fv)

365 We had that fucker pegged from Day One, but just played along for Mom's sake.
Posted by: Jan, Cindy, and Marcia Marcia Marcia at July 12, 2017 06:30 PM (JkK/t)



You weren't doing me any favors, girls, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Carol Brady at July 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Mouru)

366 Why does no one turn this around on the would-be promoters of gender absurdity? Ask why they, their spouses, parents, siblings, children, etc. managed to turn out okay, why we NOW need this garbage?

Push back on the idiots, hard, at every opportunity. Make them defend this and destroy THEIR loved ones first.

Posted by: acethepug at July 12, 2017 06:32 PM (539ql)

367 We had that fucker pegged from Day One


He probably enjoyed it, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:32 PM (SRKgf)

368 Xeir? Really?

"Xeir" is plural possessive pronoun, and clearly the context calls for a singular possessive pronoun.

Traditional grammarians insist that "xis" applies in all such cases regardless of whether the person has a prostate or not.

Posted by: Furious George at July 12, 2017 06:32 PM (j+dfT)

369 365 Fortunately you were banging the eldest son...

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:32 PM (rmVvL)

370 ALL OF THE BOOKS WERE HORRIFYING PEDOPHILE INDOCTRINATION PORN, simply beyond imagining for most normal people. /i]

I remember reading about that. Never heard what came about the scandal though. People should be in jail for what they did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:32 PM (39g3+)

371 Yup. I grew up in the 70's and it was just fine for girls to play sports, do all sorts of outdoorsy stuff, whatever, and not have them considered gay. It is nonsense that if a girl is not super-feminine that she must be gay.

It's so odd how bigotry over being a sporty woman has been all over the map. At one point guys were against women being sporty because they thought it would make them over-sexed out of control women.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 06:33 PM (jhqr1)

372 Teaching your child to be a normally socialized grown up man or woman is a primary responsibilty of parents.

This article is part of the diuretic flood of destructive phony advice to abandon your parental responsibility and allow your child to be socialized by uncaring government bureaucrats, and graduates of gender studies programs and the like (short-eyed carpet munchers and fudgepackers). They have no children of their own, so they reproduce by turning other peoples' children into progressive pod people.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 12, 2017 06:33 PM (Al5pH)

373 Why is Ace reading Cosmo and Teen Vogue, anyway?
Hmmmm....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 06:34 PM (RrhD2)

374 ====369
365 Fortunately you were banging the eldest son...====

We weren't actually related, so it's cool.

Posted by: Greg at July 12, 2017 06:34 PM (JkK/t)

375 I remember reading about that. Never heard what came about the scandal though. People should be in jail for what they did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Well, Obama refused to fire Kevin Jennings for a year or so, while the press ran interference for him - -and once the brouhaha faded, Jennings "stepped down" because he had "finished his mission."

Uh huh.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 06:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

376 370.

Jails & prisons are overcrowded. Plenty of underground storage facilities, however.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 12, 2017 06:35 PM (TwwWO)

377 Kevin Jennings was all like "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Do you like gladiator movies?"

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:35 PM (rmVvL)

378 I grew up in the 70's and it was just fine for girls to play sports, do all sorts of outdoorsy stuff, whatever, and not have them considered gay.

Yep, a girl coming home with a skinned knee and dirt on her nose was cute, not sinister or troubling. She was just being a kid. Some girls were real bookish and girly, some were more outdoorsy. That was fine either way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:35 PM (39g3+)

379 This is so fucking twisted it almost beggars belief.

Agreed. I can only describe it as misanthropy by a bitter barren spinster.

Posted by: Very Undude at July 12, 2017 06:35 PM (2X7pN)

380 At one point guys were against women being sporty because they thought it would make them over-sexed out of control women.




What faggoty assed broke dicks thought that?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 06:35 PM (YxyYj)

381 Yeah, I was ahead of my time.

Posted by: Zombie Paul Lynde at July 12, 2017 06:35 PM (mcI77)

382 ALL OF THE BOOKS WERE HORRIFYING PEDOPHILE INDOCTRINATION PORN, simply beyond imagining for most normal people.


This is what Michael Glatze talked about, the porny gay indoctrination.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 06:36 PM (AU4SY)

383 once the brouhaha faded, Jennings "stepped down" because he had "finished his mission."


Someone should make it their mission to give that guy a blanket party every week for a year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:36 PM (39g3+)

384 Zombie- Even though I had no children in school, I called the Texas Dept of Education 10 times about this piece of scum. I'm sorry more people didn't pay attention. I have many words for this piece of shite and they all would get me banned for life.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2017 06:36 PM (6NvMd)

385 >> Jennings "stepped down" because he had "finished his mission."


Don't know if Jennings had a hand in it, but I am sick to death of the almost daily stories of (almost entirely female) teachers sexually abusing students.

Has it reached or surpassed what happened in the Catholic church yest?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 06:37 PM (NOIQH)

386 >>>a girl coming home with a skinned knee and dirt on her nose was cute, not sinister or troubling.

Rug burns on both knees was troubling. Or a good sign.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 06:37 PM (RrhD2)

387 Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 06:31 PM (DQ4Fv)

I missed this

did anything happen to Jennings as a result?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at July 12, 2017 06:37 PM (hMwEB)

388 Richard Chamberlain?
Great. Thanks for ruining Shogun for me.
Always figured I'd drop a bit of cash on that one if I ever saw it in a store.
Also makes me wonder what went through his head when he spoke the line something like 'Do you think I'm some God cursed sodomite?'

Posted by: teej at July 12, 2017 06:38 PM (B7V5e)

389 For those who are too afraid to visit the link, here is a sampling from a book that Kevin Jennings recommended as a school textbook for 4th-6th grade:

Reflections of a Rock Lobster – Page 13

"My sexual exploits with my neighborhood playmates continued. I lived a busy homosexual childhood, somehow managing to avoid venereal disease through all my toddler years. By first grade I was sexually active with many friends. In fact, a small group of us regularly met in the grammar school lavatory to perform fellatio on one another. A typical week’s schedule would be Aaron and Michael on Monday during lunch; Michael and Johnny on Tuesday after school; Fred and Timmy at noon Wednesday; Aaron and Timmy after school on Thursday. None of us ever got caught, but we never worried about it anyway. We all understood that what we were doing was not to be discussed freely with adults but we viewed it as a fun sort of confidential activity. None of us had any guilty feelings about it; we figured everyone did it. Why shouldn’t they?"

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 06:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

390 We read this thread with excitement.

Posted by: Log Cabin Republicans at July 12, 2017 06:39 PM (mcI77)

391 SPEC-TAC-U-LAR stunt, my friends. But all for naught....

Posted by: Commander Fabulous the Totally Heterosexual Spaceball at July 12, 2017 06:39 PM (JkK/t)

392 What faggoty assed broke dicks thought that?

That's what I was thinking. Watching Olga Korbut or that Romanian gymnast made my pants tight.

Posted by: Very Undude at July 12, 2017 06:39 PM (2X7pN)

393 Kevin Jennings and his buddy Dan Savage are a couple of sick ducks.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 06:40 PM (0mRoj)

394 Cosmo Article - 5 Ways Not to Please Your Man in Bed
1. Have a dick
2. Have testicles
3. Say "Would you finger my prostate?"
4. Ask him if he usually spits or swallows
5. Talk about how brave and beautiful Caitlyn Jenner is

Posted by: Ted K at July 12, 2017 06:40 PM (LZ2Vk)

395 I'm female and I had a work experience once with a 6'2" man dressed as a woman. Wig, makeup, in a dress, the works.

Because it was work related I had to pretend that everything was normal. I also was a bit concerned for my safety but just played along to not upset the weirdo.

I think he thought he had me fooled. Which was absurd because he looked like an NFL player in drag. It was obvious he was a man.

So he seemed very happy that he was just chatting with me as one of the girls.

Got out of there as fast as I could. These people are not stable in any fashion. They are mentally ill or just plain deviants.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at July 12, 2017 06:40 PM (G0vb2)

396 Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 06:39 PM (DQ4Fv)


Just another "boys will be boys" story, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:40 PM (SRKgf)

397 When was the last time we had a good ol' fashioned thread about cripples?

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 06:40 PM (Sfs6o)

398 Sick fucks, not ducks. Goddam autocucumber.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 06:41 PM (0mRoj)

399 Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 06:31 PM (DQ4Fv)

That's disgusting. Try telling it to someone, though, and they won't believe it.

Heck, I had a hard time believing it myself, even as I read the excerpted material.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 12, 2017 06:42 PM (esSbe)

400 Another Jennings book was introduction to fisting for 5th graders.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2017 06:42 PM (6NvMd)

401 "Reflections of a Rock Lobster"

Shouldn't that read "Reflections of a Cock Holster?"

Autocucumber error?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2017 06:42 PM (SRKgf)

402 Agreed. I can only describe it as misanthropy by a bitter barren spinster.

Posted by: Very Undude at July 12, 2017 06:35 PM (2X7pN)

Agreed. These (frequently) women are affirmatively *anti-human*. They would be fine with seeing the human race cease to exist (which is what would happen if the "all hetero sex is rape" crowd got its way) as long as no one else could be any happier than they are.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 12, 2017 06:42 PM (rp9xB)

403 What faggoty assed broke dicks thought that?

Look at any discussion pre 1920s regarding women in sporting competitions. There were two main arguments against:

1. Women are too fragile for the rigors of sport
2. Women who do lots of sport will become sex-fiends

You still see echoes of 1 today. Women don't get to do the decathlon, they have to do a heptathlon.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 06:43 PM (jhqr1)

404 What a fucking piece of garbage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2017 06:44 PM (89T5c)

405 Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 06:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

Must've been written by a pedophile.

Pedophiles like to believe that 6-year-old kids like to have sex with each other and with adults, so they write filth like that to convince themselves that that's true.

Also, because it excites them.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 12, 2017 06:44 PM (esSbe)

406
We read this thread with excitement.
Posted by: Log Cabin Republicans


Are you the guys with the syrup?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 06:45 PM (IqV8l)

407 I'm fine with the concern about rigors of particularly difficult sports, that's no joke. But the oversexed thing sounds like a bonus for their hubby. No honey, go play some more tennis, I insist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 06:45 PM (39g3+)

408 Umm, it was a joke RKae.
You know, like if it wasn't for Eve we'd all be running around in the Garden of Eden.
Well aware of the actual truth, and the consequences.
Also what Paul taught about it in 1st Timothy.

Posted by: teej at July 12, 2017 06:45 PM (B7V5e)

409 What faggoty assed broke dicks thought that?

Look at any discussion pre 1920s regarding women in sporting competitions. There were two main arguments against:

1. Women are too fragile for the rigors of sport
2. Women who do lots of sport will become sex-fiends

You still see echoes of 1 today. Women don't get to do the decathlon, they have to do a heptathlon.

Posted by: bonhomme



Still not seeing what's wrong with #2.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 06:45 PM (YxyYj)

410 406 Stay away from the pancakes...

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:47 PM (rmVvL)

411 409 Presumably with men not their husbands...

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:48 PM (rmVvL)

412 Still not seeing what's wrong with #2.

See also the invention of the dildo. "Doctors" got tired of "treating" women for hysteria by masturbating them. Enter a tool they could use to do it manually. It's hard to imagine a guy getting tired of getting paid to do that to women all day, but there you are.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 06:48 PM (jhqr1)

413 Nood

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 06:48 PM (rmVvL)

414 ====398
Sick fucks, not ducks. Goddam autocucumber.====


Yeah, leave us out of this please.

Posted by: Donald and Daffy Duck, Longtime Roommates at July 12, 2017 06:49 PM (JkK/t)

415 Should there be a 2nd Cen Tex meet up? Speak up Texas morons, or anyone else that wants to come.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2017 06:49 PM (6NvMd)

416
By first grade I was sexually active with many friends.

I guess I must live in an alternate universe where that stuff doesn't occur.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 06:49 PM (IqV8l)

417 Wot?

Posted by: Very Undude at July 12, 2017 06:50 PM (2X7pN)

418 By the way, it was Cosby off his 8:15 - 12:15 recorded live in Vegas album. Very old. Very funny.

Posted by: teej at July 12, 2017 06:50 PM (B7V5e)

419 By first grade I was sexually active with many friends.

Commune or cult?

Posted by: Very Undude at July 12, 2017 06:52 PM (2X7pN)

420 419 By first grade I was sexually active with many friends.

What ... The Fuck ?

Is this sarcasm ?

I'm a verified Manwhore - but first grade ? I never even kissed a girl until middle school.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 06:53 PM (fiGNd)

421 221 blue butt

Beak envy.

Posted by: Nature at July 12, 2017 07:00 PM (df+Zi)

422 >>>2. Women who do lots of sport will become sex-fiends

Still not seeing what's wrong with #2.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 06:45 PM



Let me draw you a picture.

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 12, 2017 07:11 PM (3I7wr)

423 153 You mention Jennifer Connolly,you know who else was a cutie in those 80's teen romance movies?Mary Stuart Masterson.

-------

MSM was in the original Stepford Wives.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 07:15 PM (nILVB)

424 ace, isn't it the pink triangle in the camps?

Posted by: barbarausa at July 12, 2017 07:25 PM (Elk67)

425 We are doomed

Posted by: KarlHungus at July 12, 2017 07:45 PM (fWyLZ)

426 #LikeHitler because you don't approve of mandatory anal sex for teens?

Posted by: Wry Mouth at July 12, 2017 07:55 PM (lEsvt)

427 This is Satanic.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 13, 2017 01:27 AM (bb4ns)

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