This IS, In Fact, Literally Hitler

At the Impeach Trump March in Chicago 7/2/17. A group of protesters applaud a speech comprised almost entirely of Adolf Hitler quotes given by Shad Daley. This was 20 seconds after saying they need to fight fascism. After the speech, the organizing member of refusefascism.org was desperate to get Shad more involved. Another wonderful example of how the left doesn't understand their own hypocrisy and ignorance.

It is a testament to their ignorance and lack of any critical thinking skills that whenever they hear those special buzzwords they are happy. It simply doesn't occur to these fools that the words that make them stand up and chant are the very same words that have manipulated people like them for centuries.

Skip to the 55 second mark to avoid the droning, irritating and illiterate chants from these sheep.

Posted by: CBD at 03:00 PM

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1 Shad Daley? Ha!

These people have no clue, do they?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2017 02:52 PM (IcT7t)

2 Life is like a mirror....

To be fair, I had no idea Hitler used to work for Hallmark.

Posted by: pep at July 09, 2017 02:53 PM (LAe3v)

3 Please delete LASue's #153 comment in the CNN thread, please she made a formatting faux pas.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2017 02:55 PM (nlbfN)

4 To be fair, I had no idea Hitler used to work for Hallmark.

It's why he took up painting. He wanted a promotion to the graphics department.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2017 02:55 PM (IcT7t)

5 I really wish he'd tossed in something about safe spaces without having to interact with the undesirables, you know, living space, Lebensraum if you will.

Posted by: pep at July 09, 2017 02:55 PM (LAe3v)

6 Clearly he was tricked by the alt-right to say these things.

-CNN

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 09, 2017 02:56 PM (6n332)

7 I mean, we have to do something about the Deplorables. We need to solve the problem, once and for all. Let's call it a Final Solution.

Posted by: pep at July 09, 2017 02:57 PM (LAe3v)

8 Well, Adolf was literally an anti-smoking fascist, and vegetarian, dog-loving, nondrinker drug addict, so he's already a modern leftist.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2017 02:57 PM (nlbfN)

9 I mean, we have to do something about the Deplorables. We need to solve the problem, once and for all. Let's call it a Final Solution.
Posted by: pep

We should send them to camps where they can concentrate on how their words have hurt others.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2017 02:58 PM (5YBu8)

10 They are simply confused young people, who were caught in the moment.

Nothing to see here.

OMG!!! We found a picture of Trump with a long haired cat! There's a breed of cat from Russia called the Siberian. PROOF OF COLLUSION!!!

Posted by: CNN... yes, we are ISIS and Proud! at July 09, 2017 03:00 PM (aT+Bx)

11 10 They are simply confused young people, who were caught in the moment.

Nothing to see here.

OMG!!! We found a picture of Trump with a long haired cat! There's a breed of cat from Russia called the Siberian. PROOF OF COLLUSION!!!

Posted by: CNN... yes, we are ISIS and Proud! at July 09, 2017 03:00 PM (aT+Bx)

When I see him holding a tiny giraffe, then and ONLY then will I maybe start giving them credence.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2017 03:01 PM (0mRoj)

12 >>>3 Please delete LASue's #153 comment in the CNN thread, please she made a formatting faux pas.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2017 02:55 PM (nlbfN)

Or just add some spaces. Some safe spaces.

Posted by: m at July 09, 2017 03:01 PM (VgThI)

13 I mean, we have to do something about the Deplorables. We need to solve the problem, once and for all. Let's call it a Final Solution.
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We should send them to camps where they can concentrate on how their words have hurt others.
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I have NO DOUBT that you could easily get the majority of leftists to agree to this. And they would not understand the irony, since they have 0 knowledge of history.

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:02 PM (aT+Bx)

14 Well, Adolf was literally an anti-smoking fascist,
and vegetarian, dog-loving, nondrinker drug addict, so he's already a
modern leftist.

Posted by: andycanuck

But toward the end, Hitler could shake a mean martini.

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2017 03:03 PM (8ikIW)

15 If you head far enough left or right it all slams into itself. Or something. Made better sense in my head.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 09, 2017 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

16 He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

Posted by: A. Hitler at July 09, 2017 03:04 PM (LTHVh)

17
'Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter' put a link up to this in the EMT. I watched it then.

I believe he is fully weaponized and h/t worthy.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:05 PM (EgwCt)

18 Old, but funny. Liberals will sign anything:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:05 PM (aT+Bx)

19 A policy of "lacy faire?"

Dude should have practiced his speech first.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:05 PM (ul9CR)

20 The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.

Posted by: A. Hitler at July 09, 2017 03:05 PM (LTHVh)

21 All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.

Posted by: A. Hitler at July 09, 2017 03:06 PM (LTHVh)

22 Well, Adolf was literally an anti-smoking fascist, and vegetarian, dog-loving, nondrinker drug addict, so he's already a modern leftist.
Posted by: andycanuck

It is amazing how much amphetamines, etc. were used in the Third Reich. They were like magic candy. Leads to neurotic behavior, paranoid schizophrenia, and other assorted pathologies. Surprising, isn't it?

In the conquest of France in 1940, most of the Wehrmacht were hopped up on Amphetamines to maintain the momentum in their road marches, and after the fighting, they all sort of collapsed in exhaustion.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:06 PM (S6Pax)

23 EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN iPHONE!

[Thunderous applause from the anarchists]

Posted by: Hipster Adolph at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (RD7QR)

24 A witty priest i heard of joked that he learned German by reading Hitler's speeches to his ex-pat german congregants. He said everything was going fine until he started demanding "Lebensraum im Osten!"

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (Eynls)

25

I never link crap.

Ignore my links at your own parelles.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (Mh+OQ)

26 14 Well, Adolf was literally an anti-smoking fascist,
and vegetarian, dog-loving, nondrinker drug addict, so he's already a
modern leftist.

Adolf did have one more teste than most of today's leftists.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (ul9CR)

27 Trolling Level: Transcendent Diviner

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (PXj2C)

28 The only reason I went to war with Stalin was that he had a better mustache than me!

Posted by: Shit Hitler Said at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (qJhUV)

29 I listened to that "speech" when it was linked here a few days ago. Sounds like he's reading from a list of bullet points (which indeed it was), badly. Didn't sound at all inspiring, even if one were to go along with the fiction of being a Leftard in the crowd.

Hard to believe the crowd was so easily duped.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (XUcIQ)

30 15
If you head far enough left or right it all slams into itself. Or something. Made better sense in my head.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 09, 2017 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

Makes perfect sense and why it is drawn into a single horizontal line in their minds. Reagan correctly identified the proper identification of political belief as a vertical line, where aspiration towards liberty was at the top and all the forms of totalitarianism were near the bottom.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (DxWUs)

31 LMAO This would be an awesome prank. Infiltrate a far leftist group and then quote the most despicable historical figures in every speech. But, there's a catch. The historical bag of excrement you choose for each speech has to run absolutely contrary to the topic at hand.

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2017 03:08 PM (3HDY8)

32
You want to troll the ever-living-hell out of a leftist? Put up a bunch of JFK quotes and claim that Trump made them.

Example:

"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."
Donald Trump

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:08 PM (EgwCt)

33
It's okay because Ace will put this up tomorrow, too...after he sees it on hotair or elsewhere.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:08 PM (Mh+OQ)

34 Pretty good idea but not too well executed. He should have practiced in front of a mirror.

Posted by: Mr Hilter at July 09, 2017 03:08 PM (BO/km)

35
A policy of "lacy faire?"

Victoria's Secret fashion show?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2017 03:08 PM (IqV8l)

36 In the conquest of France in 1940, most of the Wehrmacht were hopped up on Amphetamines to maintain the momentum in their road marches, and after the fighting, they all sort of collapsed in exhaustion.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:06 PM (S6Pax)
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Pervitin, baby!

Here's where I plug "Blitzed". I was up *all night* reading it!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2017 03:08 PM (QGoUX)

37 Hard to believe the crowd was so easily duped.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Most of them thought that Jon Stewart was giving them truthful news.

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2017 03:09 PM (8ikIW)

38 A policy of "lacy faire?"

Dude should have practiced his speech first.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:05 PM (ul9CR)

have to go with lacy wigs fair.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:09 PM (XUcIQ)

39 Interesting comment at WZ.

Antifa dresses in black.

ISIS dresses in black.

Perhaps it might be useful to start linking ISIS and Antifa, so those who are not redpilled can learn who they reall are.

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:09 PM (aT+Bx)

40 The answer is obvious. They need to move these protests to a Bierhalle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2017 03:10 PM (PXj2C)

41 If it's lacy it must be Victorian Secret.

Check out the ankles on that dame!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:10 PM (ul9CR)

42 It's okay because Ace will put this up tomorrow, too...after he sees it on hotair or elsewhere.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Hot Air? I thought they were dead?

Well, maybe in Facebook hell.

Zombies!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:10 PM (S6Pax)

43 I saw Lacy Faire open for Bananarama at the Gorge in '87.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2017 03:10 PM (5YBu8)

44 Most of them thought that Jon Stewart was giving them truthful news.
--

I know a TON of liberals who used Jon Stewart as their major news source and to this day get really angry if you point out it was not.

/my work life is filled with liberals and I live in a blue state. I've made a lot of bad life choices.

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:10 PM (aT+Bx)

45 To be fair, Hitler also got pissed when the Leafs blew the 3-goal lead in the last half of the third period in game seven versus Boston according to a documentary clip on YouTube I watched.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2017 03:11 PM (nlbfN)

46 I was up *all night* reading it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

I'll bet you were!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:11 PM (S6Pax)

47 43 I saw Lacy Faire open for Bananarama at the Gorge in '87.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2017 03:10 PM (5YBu

I fantasized about late '80s Bananarama opening for me.

Posted by: Hipster Adolph at July 09, 2017 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

48 As soon as by one's own propaganda even a glimpse of right on the other side is admitted, the cause for doubting one's own right is laid.

Posted by: A. Hitler at July 09, 2017 03:11 PM (LTHVh)

49 You want to troll the ever-living-hell out of a leftist? Put up a bunch of JFK quotes and claim that Trump made them.

Example:

When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were.
Donald Trump

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:11 PM (EgwCt)

50 45
To be fair, Hitler also got pissed when the Leafs blew the 3-goal lead
in the last half of the third period in game seven versus Boston
according to a documentary clip on YouTube I watched.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2017 03:11 PM (nlbfN)

Well, he wasn't a complete monster, I mean who really cheers for the Bruins?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at July 09, 2017 03:12 PM (DxWUs)

51 @45

On bunker cable, too

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at July 09, 2017 03:12 PM (Eynls)

52 If you head far enough left or right it all slams into itself. Or something. Made better sense in my head.
***
Nah, Fascism is a leftwing heresy - literally. Mussolini broke with the communists over nationalism.

That doesn't mean it isn't leftwing, just that heterodox Leftists didn't like it historically.

However, since the fall of communism, the left has been slowly but surely becoming more fascist.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2017 03:13 PM (aZq03)

53 Well, he wasn't a complete monster, I mean who really cheers for the Bruins?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at July 09, 2017 03:12 PM (DxWUs)

My favorite hockey teams: Calgary Flames, and whoever is waxing the Maple Laughs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:13 PM (XUcIQ)

54 Look at the freak show that attends these circle-jerks. No wonder they're so resentful of anyone who's got two dimes to rub together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2017 03:13 PM (PXj2C)

55 You want to troll the ever-living-hell out of a leftist? Put up a bunch of JFK quotes and claim that Trump made them.

Example:
The tax on capital gains directly affects investment decisions, the mobility and flow of risk capital... the ease or difficulty experienced by new ventures in obtaining capital, and thereby the strength and potential for growth in the economy.

Donald Trump

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:14 PM (EgwCt)

56 BTW, I'm watching "Gorky Park" right now starring Brian Dennehy as Moscow!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2017 03:14 PM (nlbfN)

57 Franson will score.

Posted by: A. Hitler at July 09, 2017 03:14 PM (LTHVh)

58 I know a TON of liberals who used Jon Stewart as their major news source and to this day get really angry if you point out it was not.

Posted by: shibumi

Jon Stewart? Bah! Steven Colbert was MUCH smarter! All the REAL liberals have the smirk down pat.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:14 PM (S6Pax)

59 Look at the freak show that attends these
circle-jerks. No wonder they're so resentful of anyone who's got two
dimes to rub together.

Posted by: Cicero

They must be speaking the truth though, there were tens of thousands of people there!

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2017 03:14 PM (8ikIW)

60 I hope Lacy Faire will let me do whatever I want.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 09, 2017 03:14 PM (Nwg0u)

61 They're suckers for platitudes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2017 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

62 I know a TON of liberals who used Jon Stewart as their major news source and to this day get really angry if you point out it was not.
***
I remember in the mid-00s that I could guarantee what my lefty acquaintances wanted to talk about by what was on Stewart's show the night before.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2017 03:15 PM (aZq03)

63
Life is like a mirror...

I prefer a box of chocolates.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at July 09, 2017 03:15 PM (t6XCL)

64 You want to troll the ever-living-hell out of a leftist? Put up a bunch of JFK quotes and claim that Trump made them.

Example:
Sure it's a big job; but I don't know anyone who can do it better than I can.

Donald Trump

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:15 PM (EgwCt)

65 My favorite hockey teams: Calgary Flames, and whoever is waxing the Maple Laughs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:13 PM (XUcIQ)

It was fun watching Mathews, Marner and Nylander last season. But the novelty is gone now, and my Stars have conducted a massive reload.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at July 09, 2017 03:15 PM (DxWUs)

66 >>>Shad Daley? Ha!
These people have no clue, do they?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2017 02:52 PM (IcT7t)<<<

They should've known he sounded fishy.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (QaSx+)

67 Heh

Sean Spicier‏ @sean_spicier 8h8 hours ago
More

NK's missile range includes pretty much the entire west coast. That would be awful, but it would assure our re-election. Oh, what to do...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (ul9CR)

68 .......and whoever is waxing the Maple Laughs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

How do you "wax" a Maple Laugh? And more precisely.....what is a Maple Laugh?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (S6Pax)

69 Mein Fueher ...

Posted by: James Reimer at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (LTHVh)

70 Its only a matter of time they start dressing up in uniforms, well they have stsrted with the black shirts so there is that.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (Ot7+c)

71
I'm still wondering since when are voting rolls not public records??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (Mh+OQ)

72 They're suckers for platitudes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2017 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

Complex ideas don't translate well when you paste them on the back of your Prius.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2017 03:17 PM (PXj2C)

73 You want to troll the ever-living-hell out of a leftist? Put up a bunch of JFK quotes and claim that Trump made them.

Holy crap. You gotta admit that as a first lady, mine beats the possum shit out of that sack of potatoes that was here the past few years.

Donald Trump

I might have made this up

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2017 03:17 PM (8ikIW)

74 You want to troll the ever-living-hell out of a leftist? Put up a bunch of JFK quotes and claim that Trump made them.

Example:
Sure it's a big job; but I don't know anyone who can do it better than I can.

Donald Trump
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman

I thought that was a Marilyn Monroe quote.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2017 03:17 PM (5YBu8)

75
Hard to believe the crowd was so easily duped.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (XUcIQ)

Have you seen the nasty critique of Trump G20 by that Australian journalist, Uhlmann? The Aussie has so completely gone off the rails in his observation of how Trump behaved and what's worse is the response of the liberal left. They really do live in an alternate universe with their own, alternate truth. Whatever confirms their hatred for Trump/Conservatives/USA/truth /beauty/life/family...they'll believe wholeheartedly.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 09, 2017 03:17 PM (oQQwD)

76 OT:

Oregon Poised To Decriminalize Meth, Cocaine And Heroin

http://bit.ly/2sDX5Ag

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 09, 2017 03:17 PM (vBeA5)

77 You want to troll the ever-living-hell out of a leftist? Put up a bunch of JFK quotes and claim that Trump made them.

Marilyn was a great piece of ass!

Donald Trump

Posted by: tu3031 at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (qJhUV)

78 I know red maples, and silver maples, and sugar maples and Norway maples.

A wax maple, that I've never seen.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (ul9CR)

79 A Maple Laugh is the Canuck equivalent of the Aussie phrase, "Technicolor yawn".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (XUcIQ)

80 They should've known he sounded fishy.

Didn't anyone even mullet over?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (PXj2C)

81
The Left will applaud and support anything that has to do with pitting one group against A Big Bad, that's how they're programmed.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (Mh+OQ)

82 WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (ul9CR)

No way he said that. If he did, he's a superstar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (mbhDw)

83
Antifa dresses in black.
ISIS dresses in black.

Ahem

Posted by: Schutzstaffel at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (t6XCL)

84 About time for these people to have their very own Starbuck's Putsch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (5VlCp)

85 *snort*. Of course any of us would hear those words and danger signals would be raised ("Benefit to the community precedes benefit to the individual", yeesh). I think the antifas should prevent any white men from speaking, since they might be moles.

I actually like his still lives. Even if he was rejected from some academy, he should have continued, instead of going all pinky and the brain.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 09, 2017 03:19 PM (/qEW2)

86 Hoffnung und Veraenderung!

Anyone? Anyone? Herr Bueller?

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at July 09, 2017 03:19 PM (Eynls)

87 76 OT: Oregon Poised To Decriminalize Meth, Cocaine And Heroin

http://bit.ly/2sDX5Ag
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 09, 2017 03:17 PM (vBeA5)

In the immortal words of Victor Stracci:

"They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2017 03:19 PM (mbhDw)

88 Oregon Poised To Decriminalize Meth, Cocaine And Heroin

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2017 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

89 NK's missile range includes pretty much the entire west coast. That would be awful, but it would assure our re-election. Oh, what to do...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (ul9CR)

It would pretty much assure not just an electoral victory but popular vote count, too.

Which I've been told by leftists is the most important.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:20 PM (EgwCt)

90 I remember in the mid-00s that I could guarantee what my lefty acquaintances wanted to talk about by what was on Stewart's show the night before.
Posted by: 18-1

Zombies!!!

There's a guy that I work with (he's 65) who is fairly intelligent in our field of work, but I can always count on him mouthing the most recent Leftist media bromides if the conversation shifts to politics.

Like clockwork. Man, are the Leftists programmed by the Media.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:20 PM (S6Pax)

91
Leftism is always about opposing or "going after," as a mob, The Big Bad.

Conservatism, on the other hand, is about Individuals having the Freedom to achieve their goals while not bothering anyone else.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:20 PM (Mh+OQ)

92 Well there is the main point of National Socalism, every property owner should use his property for the state.
And of course they all applauded, its right up their alley, only difference is Marxism's class warfare.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2017 03:21 PM (Ot7+c)

93 I support decriminalizing drugs on the condition that at the same time you institute Stand Your Ground laws.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 09, 2017 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

94 You want to troll the ever-living-hell out of a leftist? Put up a bunch of JFK quotes and claim that Trump made them.

When you are President you can grab them by the pussy.

I am pretty sure JFK said that a few times...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 09, 2017 03:21 PM (P/kVC)

95 No way he said that. If he did, he's a superstar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (mbhDw)

Sean SpicIer, the parody account.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:21 PM (XUcIQ)

96 It is always more difficult to fight against faith than against knowledge.

Posted by: A. Hitler at July 09, 2017 03:22 PM (LTHVh)

97 About time for these people to have their very own Starbuck's Putsch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Wankers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your nose-to-ear ring chains.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2017 03:22 PM (5YBu8)

98 95 No way he said that. If he did, he's a superstar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (mbhDw)

Sean SpicIer, the parody account.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:21 PM (XUcIQ)

Well, Sean Spicler (sp) is a demi-superstar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2017 03:22 PM (mbhDw)

99 >>>76 OT:

Oregon Poised To Decriminalize Meth, Cocaine And Heroin

http://bit.ly/2sDX5Ag
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 09, 2017 03:17 PM (vBeA5)

That'll go well.

Posted by: m at July 09, 2017 03:23 PM (VgThI)

100 Ignore my links at your own parelles.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:07 PM (Mh+OQ)

I saw this on Twitter yesterday.

I still would have stolen it from you, but somebody beat you to being a victim of my theft.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2017 03:23 PM (wYseH)

101
Unpossible.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:24 PM (Mh+OQ)

102 Didn't anyone even mullet over?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (PXj2C)

I think it was just a fluke.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2017 03:24 PM (hcyUh)

103 Oregon Poised To Decriminalize Meth, Cocaine And Heroin
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2017 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

I'm afraid OregonMuses Sunday book threads would be on Wednesday and be filled with pictures of bongs, meth cooking tips, coke spoons, and ideas on needle sharing.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:25 PM (EgwCt)

104 Nazi party slogan: Deutschland Erwache, that is Germany Awake or, in the contemporary, Get Woke.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 09, 2017 03:25 PM (Nwg0u)

105 When an opponent declares, "I will not come over to your side," I calmly say, "Your child belongs to us already... What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community."

Posted by: A. Hitler at July 09, 2017 03:25 PM (LTHVh)

106 Pavlov and Skinner are smiling cruelly at the antics of these trained apes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2017 03:25 PM (YB89a)

107 Oregon Poised To Decriminalize Meth, Cocaine And Heroin

http://bit.ly/2sDX5Ag
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 09, 2017 03:17 PM (vBeA5)

That'll go well.
Posted by: m at July 09, 2017 03:23 PM (VgThI)

They're already mostly batshit insane and living off the government dole, what's a few bumps here or there gonna matter?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2017 03:26 PM (hcyUh)

108 I think it was just a fluke.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2017 03:24 PM (hcyUh)

I have nothing to say, just posting for the halibut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:26 PM (XUcIQ)

109
I remember in the mid-00s that I could guarantee what my lefty
acquaintances wanted to talk about by what was on Stewart's show the
night before.

Posted by: 18-1

Zombies!!!

There's a guy that I work with (he's 65) who is fairly intelligent
in our field of work, but I can always count on him mouthing the most
recent Leftist media bromides if the conversation shifts to politics.

Like clockwork. Man, are the Leftists programmed by the Media.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:20 PM (S6Pax)

Worked with a guy like that too.
Every morning he'd have the latest leftist talking points published the night before and leaked out on the right wing blogs, but yet to hit the news... usually took a couple of days for the presttitutes to do their part. Makes it look like grass roots issues rising to natioanal prominence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 09, 2017 03:26 PM (P/kVC)

110 The art of leadership consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention.

Posted by: A. Hitler at July 09, 2017 03:27 PM (LTHVh)

111 *adds Oregon to the list of states I have no interest in visiting*

Posted by: grammie winger at July 09, 2017 03:27 PM (lwiT4)

112 The art of leadership consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention.
Posted by: A. Hitler

Word.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 09, 2017 03:28 PM (5YBu8)

113 66 >>>Shad Daley? Ha!
These people have no clue, do they?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2017 02:52 PM (IcT7t)

They should've known he sounded fishy.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (QaSx+)

He was feeling froggy.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2017 03:28 PM (0mRoj)

114 *adds Oregon to the list of states I have no interest in visiting*

Posted by: grammie winger at July 09, 2017 03:27 PM (lwiT4)

Oregon has many very fine people, and some beautiful countryside. Just stay away from the scummy 'hoods in major cities, and you will be fine.

And that could be said for any State or Province.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:29 PM (XUcIQ)

115 Oregon

Posted by: grammie winger at July 09, 2017 03:27 PM (lwiT4)

It's beautiful.

So sad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2017 03:29 PM (wYseH)

116 He was feeling froggy.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2017 03:28 PM (0mRoj)

Or perhaps a tad Pole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2017 03:29 PM (hcyUh)

117

The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2017 03:30 PM (IqV8l)

118 Well, Adolf was literally an anti-smoking fascist,
and vegetarian, dog-loving, nondrinker drug addict, so he's already a
modern leftist.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2017 02:57 PM (nlbfN)

*hopefully*
So smoking and drinking and meat-eating will keep me safely identified as being the Right Kind?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2017 03:30 PM (Id9+8)

119 Ah. Spawning fish jokes are we? Anybody seen Mein Conch?

Posted by: Mr Hilter at July 09, 2017 03:30 PM (BO/km)

120
He was feeling froggy.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2017 03:28 PM (0mRoj)

And Froggy was feeling moi!

Posted by: Miss Piggy at July 09, 2017 03:30 PM (XUcIQ)

121 He was feeling froggy.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2017 03:28 PM (0mRoj)

Or perhaps a tad Pole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2017 03:29 PM (hcyUh)

Can we scale back these puns a bit?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2017 03:31 PM (wYseH)

122 Is it "Spring Time for Hitler" again. Next his book will be number 1 on the NYT's best seller list....

Posted by: Colin at July 09, 2017 03:33 PM (/ZC2X)

123 121
He was feeling froggy.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2017 03:28 PM (0mRoj)

Or perhaps a tad Pole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2017 03:29 PM (hcyUh)

Can we scale back these puns a bit?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2017 03:31 PM (wYseH)

Perhaps, but the crowd swallowed it; hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at July 09, 2017 03:33 PM (DxWUs)

124 Can we scale back these puns a bit?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2017 03:31 PM (wYseH)

Sounds like some of you have had your fill, eh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2017 03:33 PM (hcyUh)

125 The trouble with the maples

And they're quite convinced they're right

They say the oaks are just too lofty

And they grab up all the light

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2017 03:30 PM (IqV8l)

The grass will tell you rightly
That the maple steals the lightAnd falling leaves will kill it
As sure as day turns into night.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2017 03:33 PM (Id9+8)

126 Can we scale back these puns a bit?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2017 03:31 PM (wYseH)

I once met a mermaid who appeared in a Sports Illustrated pictorial. She was, wait for it

a scale model.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:33 PM (XUcIQ)

127 The second, HB 3078, reduces drug-related property crimes from felonies to misdemeanors.

My cousin is a heroin addict in Oregon. He's been in and out of prison his whole life. I think he may be in for life now, thanks to three strikes. I'm sure that the guy whose house he broke into the last time is thrilled that more like him will be able to walk the streets. Or all the people whose stuff he stole the time before that (when he was living with our grandparents!).

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 09, 2017 03:34 PM (Tnhbr)

128 *adds Oregon to the list of states I have no interest in visiting*

Posted by: grammie winger at July 09, 2017 03:27 PM (lwiT4)

"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to ~~visit violence on those who would do us harm~~ sell us weed, meth, coke, and heroin."

Posted by: Oregon Visitors Burea at July 09, 2017 03:36 PM (EgwCt)

129 What could go wrong?
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I know, I know, ask me!!!!

1. overall crime will skyrocket
2. drug related crime with skyrocket
3. any obamacare exchanges left will collapse, due to people in "treatment centers"
4. taxpayers on the hook for... unexpected things.

Also... Oregon has decided that drug related property crime is no longer a felony.

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:37 PM (aT+Bx)

130 The second, HB 3078, reduces drug-related property crimes from felonies to misdemeanors.

By that rationale, driving while drunk should be reduced to a misdemeanor, too. An exact parallel situation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:37 PM (XUcIQ)

131 The second, HB 3078, reduces drug-related property crimes from felonies to misdemeanors.
=======================

So you can steal somebody's car, but if you're on meth, it's no big deal? Are they insane?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 09, 2017 03:37 PM (lwiT4)

132 Kann man ein Paar witze machen,
�ber menschen die kein' Ahnung haben?
Ein Limerick auf Deutsch,
Das tut mir ja Freud',
Mit Adolf, mit ihnen zu lachen!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at July 09, 2017 03:37 PM (Eynls)

133 I live outside of Portland, in Wash. state. Everywhere you go there are zombie-like people roaming the streets and many of these are obviously mentally ill. And of those, not a small portion have brains fried due to drugs. These people already live on the dole, are allowed to sleep in the streets, piss on the sidewalks, so yes, decriminalize the drugs and make it a complete royal flush for the win.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 09, 2017 03:39 PM (2+gSO)

134 What could go wrong?
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I know, I know, ask me!!!!

1. overall crime will skyrocket
2. drug related crime with skyrocket
3. any obamacare exchanges left will collapse, due to people in "treatment centers"
4. taxpayers on the hook for... unexpected things.

Also... Oregon has decided that drug related property crime is no longer a felony.
Posted by: shibumi

Also, more kids will try them because, "if they're legal they must not be that bad".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2017 03:39 PM (5YBu8)

135 Didn't Ore-gone also just sign into law free taxpayer-paid abortions for everyone, including non-citizens?

Posted by: goatexchange at July 09, 2017 03:39 PM (YFnq5)

136 So you can steal somebody's car, but if you're on meth, it's no big deal? Are they insane?
--

Let's go one further: arson.

Burn down a house or business.

Prove you're on drugs at the time

Not a problem!

/perhaps those making the decisions are already on drugs, which is why they are making these very bad decisions.

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:39 PM (aT+Bx)

137 By that logic, anyone thinking of robbing someone should get high first, so it doesn't result in a felony conviction. Robbing someone straight? Oh no, it's jail time for you. Lucy in the sky with diamonds, on the other hand, gets a sternly worded warning.

These people are nuts.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 09, 2017 03:40 PM (lwiT4)

138 How about this one:

1. Go to Oregon
2. Embezzle millions
3. Say you're on Drugs
4. Profit!!!!

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:40 PM (aT+Bx)

139 This all started with guys like Herbert Marcuse and the rise of The Frankfurt School and Critical Theory on college campuses back in the 60's. It was cultural and economic Marxism replacing free markets and individual rights.

And no, most of today's leftists have no idea where the road they are heading down leads. Hayek did, they do not.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2017 03:40 PM (/tuJf)

140 perhaps those making the decisions are already on drugs, which is why they are making these very bad decisions.

Hey, that's not fair, man.

Posted by: Dave at July 09, 2017 03:40 PM (PXj2C)

141 No way he said that. If he did, he's a superstar.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2017 03:18 PM (mbhDw)

It's Sean Spicier, J.J.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:41 PM (ul9CR)

142 Not a problem!

/perhaps those making the decisions are already on drugs, which is why they are making these very bad decisions.

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:39 PM (aT+Bx)

It's almost like the Oregon legislature is inviting Committees of Vigilance to establish themselves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:41 PM (XUcIQ)

143 Oregon Poised To Decriminalize Meth, Cocaine And Heroin

But try lighting a cigarette in a bar...

Posted by: tu3031 at July 09, 2017 03:42 PM (qJhUV)

144 A nephew was in Atlanta for business 3 week ago and he asked the hotel concierge where was the famous underground shopping area was. He was told not to go there, lots of drugs are being sold there. So I guess I'll cancel my $14 CNN tour! (senior discount)

Posted by: Colin at July 09, 2017 03:42 PM (/ZC2X)

145
What's this?

that twat obama showed up for the G20??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:42 PM (Mh+OQ)

146 Note to conservatives in OR:

Sorry, but it's time to re-locate.

We have our own issues to deal with but really, you're making us look like Texas.

Please consider the western side of Michigan or the North. We're conservative, white, and Muslim free.

Posted by: Michigan at July 09, 2017 03:42 PM (aT+Bx)

147 Smoke a joint. Steal your stuff. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 09, 2017 03:42 PM (lwiT4)

148 that twat obama showed up for the G20??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:42 PM (Mh+OQ)

as a rioter?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:44 PM (XUcIQ)

149 I can't even imagine who thought up this lame-brained idea.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 09, 2017 03:44 PM (lwiT4)

150
Heh.

a Star Trek and cnn-fake-news-meme mash-up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSE2BXsIA1A

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:44 PM (Mh+OQ)

151 148 that twat obama showed up for the G20??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:42 PM (Mh+OQ)

as a rioter?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:44 PM (XUcIQ)

That would entail discomfort, which is definitely not Barry's thing. But I'm sure he cheered them on.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 09, 2017 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

152 Smoke a joint. Steal your stuff. Whatcha gonna do about it?
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Not only steal your stuff.

Embezzlement
Arson
Extortion

All property crimes, now totes ok if you're a stoner!

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:44 PM (aT+Bx)

153
I can't even imagine who thought up this lame-brained idea.
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See my end note at #136

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:45 PM (aT+Bx)

154 My cousin is a heroin addict in Oregon. He's been in and out of prison his whole life. I think he may be in for life now, thanks to three strikes. I'm sure that the guy whose house he broke into the last time is thrilled that more like him will be able to walk the streets. Or all the people whose stuff he stole the time before that (when he was living with our grandparents!).
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

My niece was a heroin addict and dealer. She finally got arrested and sent to the grey bar hotel after she was caught in a school zone dealing heroin. Her "boyfriend", father of her two children, was a bigger dealer, and it was interesting that during his trial, a bunch of the black drug gang guys from Cincinnatir (who were paying for his lawyer) showed up in the small rural Ohio town (pretty much all white).

So now my 66 year old sister and her husband (also 66) are raising their grandchildren. She saved those kids' lives. And she feels awful because her daughter is out of prison, through addiction therapy, and blames her mother (my sister) for all her problems. She's 31 and has the emotional maturity of a 17 year old.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:46 PM (S6Pax)

155
another good cnn-meme video montage of cnn getting it's ass kicked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbXNtpntN_c

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:46 PM (Mh+OQ)

156 Didn't read upthread. Mr. Slapweasel, if you're here, please say Hi.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 09, 2017 03:47 PM (Rsi2C)

157 I can't even imagine who thought up this lame-brained idea.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 09, 2017 03:44 PM (lwiT4)

Doesn't matter. We're stealing it.

Posted by: The California Legislature at July 09, 2017 03:47 PM (PXj2C)

158 Amazing how easy it it to pwn these people when someone just has the guts to do it!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2017 03:47 PM (NOIQH)

159 By that rationale, driving while drunk should be reduced to a misdemeanor, too. An exact parallel situation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2017 03:37 PM (XUcIQ)

A few of the more hardcore libertarians actually advocate legalizing drunk driving as long as you don't hit anybody. We live in a world rapidly spiraling into madness.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 09, 2017 03:48 PM (Tnhbr)

160 It's almost like the Oregon legislature is inviting Committees of Vigilance to establish themselves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No, Oregon cities will become real live shitholes. People that have means and anything of value, will GET OUT!

Think of Ferguson, Mo. writ large.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:48 PM (S6Pax)

161
You MUST check out 4:31 of the vid I linked above!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2017 03:48 PM (Mh+OQ)

162 Go ahead OR Democrats. Get your entire voter base cranked out of their gourds. That'll be sure to get them to the ballot box on time, on the right day, and operating the voting machine correctly.

Suuuurrre.

I got a chicken you might want to party with too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2017 03:49 PM (hcyUh)

163
You think the country has gone to shit? I was traveling south on 95 from Delaware to South Carolina. I stopped at a rest stop and the vending machines were behind bars -- like a jail. Three feet away was a door marked 'Law Enforcement'.

I know something is happening, but I don't know what it is, Mr. Jones.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:50 PM (EgwCt)

164 Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet axe and saw

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2017 03:50 PM (0mRoj)

165 Foood Noood

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2017 03:50 PM (PXj2C)

166 OT:
Another good tweet from Sean Spicier:

The President signed an executive order mandating Hillary give us her opinion every 10 days. I know it's annoying but think big picture here.

Posted by: m at July 09, 2017 03:50 PM (VgThI)

167
So now my 66 year old sister and her husband (also 66) are raising their grandchildren. She saved those kids' lives. And she feels awful because her daughter is out of prison, through addiction therapy, and blames her mother (my sister) for all her problems. She's 31 and has the emotional maturity of a 17 year old.
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I'm so sorry Bossy Conservative.

However... your sister should be reminded that her daughter is an adult, and has made her own decisions. She cannot feel responsible for her any more.

I work with someone who has older sisters who are heavy drug users. They're both dead. drug use/prison/drug use/ death seem to be the trajectory.

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:50 PM (aT+Bx)

168
So now my 66 year old sister and her husband
(also 66) are raising their grandchildren. She saved those kids' lives.
And she feels awful because her daughter is out of prison, through
addiction therapy, and blames her mother (my sister) for all her
problems. She's 31 and has the emotional maturity of a 17 year old.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:46 PM (S6Pax)

My aunt is raising her grandson. Mark hooked up with a girl in high school who was just as bad as him: drugs, drinking, petty crimes. She got preggers a couple of times with different men and the state eventually stepped in and took the kids away. Mark's son is a good enough kid, from what I've heard, but a bit messed up by everything. The mom got clean and I think is allowed visitation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 09, 2017 03:51 PM (Tnhbr)

169 "Oregon Poised To Decriminalize Meth, Cocaine And Heroin"

I like when deep blue states try these pilot programs.

Let's watch from afar.

Posted by: Meremortal, 23 at July 09, 2017 03:51 PM (mDmux)

170 Okay, Slapweasel isn't here. I guess I should read the post so i can contribute thoughtfully to the thread.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 09, 2017 03:53 PM (Rsi2C)

171 This drug legalization has Portland written all over it. We need to wall off Urban cities while instituting a Nation wide quarantine. Start with Portland and see how the other Urban cities react, then respond appropriately.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 09, 2017 03:53 PM (2qHjF)

172 Future news report, prolly Fox:

"Oregon has filled tself with hardcore narcotics addicts and decriminalized property crimes. Let's see what happened. Roll the video..."

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 03:55 PM (aT+Bx)

173 I guess I should read the post so i can contribute thoughtfully to the thread.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 09, 2017 03:53 PM (Rsi2C)

Just don't make it a trend or anything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2017 03:55 PM (PXj2C)

174 it's amazing how much of the National Socialist German Workers Party 25 point platform matches the Democrat Party platform

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 09, 2017 03:55 PM (nFwvY)

175 Admittedly, I have no information on this OR/Legalization thing.

If by "decriminalization", the mean reforming and removing asinine laws that don't work, I'm actually all for it.

If they just mean "Man, we look bad having to arrest all these poor minorities, so let's just pretend it's not a problem...", then they can reap what they sow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2017 03:55 PM (hcyUh)

176 "Oregon Poised To Decriminalize Meth, Cocaine And Heroin"
I like when deep blue states try these pilot programs.
Let's watch from afar.
Posted by: Meremortal, 23 at July 09, 2017 03:51 PM (mDmux)

* In Folgers Crystal spokesman voice*

We've secretly replaced Oregon's drug laws with the most lenient in the nation. Let's see if anyone notices...

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:56 PM (EgwCt)

177 163
You think the country has gone to shit? I was traveling south on 95 from Delaware to South Carolina. I stopped at a rest stop and the vending machines were behind bars -- like a jail. Three feet away was a door marked 'Law Enforcement'.

I know something is happening, but I don't know what it is, Mr. Jones.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:50 PM (EgwCt)

There is no law enforcement at Rest Stops. If there is they are parked in their cars.

But I have seen the signs on the doors as well and have never seen law enforcement there UNLESS it's the first rest stop when entering a state, then the Rest Stop is super fancy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 09, 2017 03:56 PM (2qHjF)

178
I guess I should read the post so i can contribute thoughtfully to the thread.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 09, 2017 03:53 PM (Rsi2C)
----------
Well I suppose that's one strategy.

Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2017 03:57 PM (Sfs6o)

179 Meremortal, 23

This is Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with your host Marlin Perkins.

Announcers deep voice: "We are sending Jim Fowler into downtown Portland to observe the creatures in their native habitat. Let's watch."

Jim: "Aiiieeeeeee!"

Announcers deep voice: "Back to you Marlin Perkins."

Marlin Perkins: "Oh my."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2017 03:58 PM (hyuyC)

180 Mark's son is a good enough kid, from what I've heard, but a bit messed up by everything. The mom got clean and I think is allowed visitation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

My sister's grandson (oldest kid) had a terrible time with nightmares for a while, he was old enough to see OD's at his mothers house, and he thought they were dying (Well, I guess some were).
Her daughter wants custody now (she is married to an ex-meth head now, what a winner!). The battle between them is exceedingly ugly.

A former close work friend had his youngest son (27) die of a heroin OD (2010). There was a young girl that was in my son's 2nd grade class (he's 23 now) that died of a heroin OD a couple of years ago (2015) (she was 21 at the time).
It's spiraled out of control since the late 00's, and I blame a leaky border with Mexico, and all the cheap Mexican brown heroin pouring into the country.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 03:58 PM (S6Pax)

181 If by "decriminalization", the mean reforming and removing asinine laws that don't work, I'm actually all for it.

If they just mean "Man, we look bad having to arrest all these poor minorities, so let's just pretend it's not a problem...", then they can reap what they sow.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

It's Oregon, which option do you think it is?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2017 03:59 PM (5YBu8)

182 Maybe fast cars and alcohol were not darwinian enough. Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2017 04:01 PM (hyuyC)

183 NK's missile range includes pretty much the entire west coast. That would be awful, but it would assure our re-election. Oh, what to do...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (ul9CR)

I don't think this is that funny. If something terrible should happen you know that the shrieking liberals would try and blame it on Trump, with this as their mantra. They would not see it for the ridiculous sarcasm it is, but some kind of proof.

I have every confidence that THIS president would protect any and all American lives. Something I would not have said regarding the last one.

Posted by: Gem at July 09, 2017 04:02 PM (uaHyk)

184
We just switched Oregon's Beer, Cigarettes and Spirits with Meth, Cocaine and Heroin. Let's watch what happens!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2017 04:03 PM (pNxlR)

185 just for fun.

Side effects, meth:

addiction
psychosis, including: paranoia. hallucinations.
changes in brain structure and functional memory loss
aggressive or vioent behavior
mood distrubances

Oh yeah, this is going to turn out well for Oregon

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 04:04 PM (aT+Bx)

186 However... your sister should be reminded that her daughter is an adult, and has made her own decisions. She cannot feel responsible for her any more.

Posted by: shibumi

It's hard to turn on your own child, even if they are allegedly grown up. My sister is heartbroken that her daughter hates her, and blames her for her problems.

And raising your children is seemingly never quite over. I can remember having lunch with my late mother 10 years ago (she was 86 at the time) talking about the problems one of my sisters had (who was 55 then).

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 09, 2017 04:04 PM (S6Pax)

187 Posted by: Gem at July 09, 2017 04:02 PM (uaHyk)

It's from a parody account

Posted by: Sjg at July 09, 2017 04:05 PM (gDSJf)

188
I guess I should read the post so i can contribute thoughtfully to the thread.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 09, 2017 03:53 PM (Rsi2C)

Well, well, well, look who's putting on airs! Read, indeed! Next she'll be claiming that she comprehends!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2017 04:06 PM (pNxlR)

189 It's hard to turn on your own child, even if they are allegedly grown up. My sister is heartbroken that her daughter hates her, and blames her for her problems.

And raising your children is seemingly never quite over. I can remember having lunch with my late mother 10 years ago (she was 86 at the time) talking about the problems one of my sisters had (who was 55 then).
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I'm sure it is, and it's very easy to say "tough love" but hard, expecially for women. My heart breaks for all that are in that situation.

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 04:06 PM (aT+Bx)

190
If they just mean "Man, we look bad having to arrest all these poor minorities, so let's just pretend it's not a problem...", then they can reap what they sow.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

From the article:

Republican State Sen. Jackie Winters claimed the war on drugs as it currently exists amounts to “institutional racism” due to how more frequently minorities are charged with drug crimes than whites.

“There is empirical evidence that there are certain things that follow race. We don’t like to look at the disparity in our prison system,” Winters said during a hearing. “It is institutional racism. We can pretend it doesn’t exist, but it does.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2017 04:07 PM (IqV8l)

191 Laws against drugs are bad because we arrest the people that break the law.

/s

Posted by: Sjg at July 09, 2017 04:10 PM (gDSJf)

192 I support decriminalizing drugs on the condition that at the same time you institute Stand Your Ground laws.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 09, 2017 03:21
PM (RD7QR)

the Oregon legislature just passed a law allowing neighbors or family members to fink out gun owners anonymously SO THE POLICE CAN TAKE THEIR FIREARMS SOLELY ON THIS SUSPICION.

So, sure, stand your ground. Hope you have a butter knife if you are politically out of favor or one of the deplorables.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2017 04:15 PM (mkDpn)

193 "We
are Socialists, we are enemies of the capitalistic economic system for
the exploitation of the economically weak, with it's unfair salaries,
rights it's unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and
property instead of responsibility and performance and we are all
determined to destroy this system under all conditions."

It should read, we are ignoranmi. We parrot platitudes that we have been inculcated with by people claiming they have our best interests at heart.

Posted by: Locke Common at July 09, 2017 04:15 PM (17jXb)

194 168 "...she has the emotional maturity of a 17 year old." I've heard that the use of pot and heavier drugs arrests the emotional growth of users at the age they start using.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 09, 2017 04:16 PM (6wURk)

195 Laws against drugs are bad because we arrest the people that break the law.

/s
Posted by: Sjg

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All I've learned from the drug war is that we shouldn't use "war" as slang, euphemism, or hyperbolic language to provide impact.

When we say "war," there had damned well better be tanks, ships, planes and bombs involved. Oh! And napalm!

Also: an objective that will be the mark of "we won."

Now, if they would hang dirty cops (the biggest problem in the drug "war") for treason in wartime, then I'm on board!

Posted by: RKae at July 09, 2017 04:20 PM (MpcrW)

196 Personally, I'm waiting for Sweden and Germany to decriminalize rape, assault and murder for "refugees."

That way their crime stats will plummet!

Posted by: shibumi at July 09, 2017 04:21 PM (aT+Bx)

197 anyway, the report from Oregon Firearm Federation
Gun Confiscation Bill Passes

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y85w8v83

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2017 04:21 PM (mkDpn)

198 "...she has the emotional maturity of a 17 year old." I've heard that the use of pot and heavier drugs arrests the emotional growth of users at the age they start using.
Posted by: richard mcenroe

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The whole point of our period of youth is learning how to deal with the shitty stuff in life; deal with it without launching into hysterics; deal with it without hiding from it or wishing it away.

We should come out of our youth with emotional skills.

When you shut off that learning process with pot, well, yeah, you're never going to advance.

Posted by: RKae at July 09, 2017 04:23 PM (MpcrW)

199 Personally, I'm waiting for Sweden and Germany to decriminalize rape, assault and murder for "refugees."

That way their crime stats will plummet!

Posted by: shibumi

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Yes! Legalize crime! Why don't people see that criminalizing crime just makes it more attractive?!!!

Posted by: RKae at July 09, 2017 04:24 PM (MpcrW)

200 This IS, In Fact, Literally Hitler

I blame the GOP.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 09, 2017 04:31 PM (mcI77)

201 197 anyway, the report from Oregon Firearm Federation
Gun Confiscation Bill Passes

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y85w8v83

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2017 04:21 PM (mkDpn)

This seems unconstitutional on its face.

I'm sure the DOJ civil rights dividion will be all over this...

Posted by: Under Fire at July 09, 2017 04:35 PM (mcI77)

202 division

Posted by: Under Fire at July 09, 2017 04:35 PM (mcI77)

203 195 The biggest problem in the drug war is dirty cops? WTH???

Posted by: MAxIE at July 09, 2017 04:43 PM (Wb9bV)

204 The future belongs to those of us who are willing to get our hands dirty.

D. Trump

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at July 09, 2017 04:49 PM (W11rJ)

205 Shad Daley = Shadilay. That is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Apostate at July 09, 2017 04:58 PM (n1dE4)

206 A retraction:
Yesterday I stated that an AP article referred to President Donald Trump as Donald Trump. That was incorrect. It was not the AP that referred to President Donald Trump as Donald Trump. It was NBC news that referred to President Donald Trump as Donald Trump.

In their posting - http://tinyurl.com/y7wks2kz - of the full text of President Donald Trump's speech to the people of Poland (and the world) they (NBC) refer to President Donald Trump as Donald Trump.

Shame on you NBC.

Posted by: gNewt at July 09, 2017 05:12 PM (eNqiW)

207 89 NK's missile range includes pretty much the entire west coast. That would be awful, but it would assure our re-election. Oh, what to do...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2017 03:16 PM (ul9CR)

It would pretty much assure not just an electoral victory but popular vote count, too.

Which I've been told by leftists is the most important.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 09, 2017 03:20 PM (EgwCt)
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lefties would figure out a way to count the radioactive vote, in their favor.

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2017 06:20 PM (LbWUK)

208 https://pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com/

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 09, 2017 06:23 PM (nFwvY)

209 Chicago has made more " property crimes into non-felonies
Carjacking anything cheaper than a Prius is a misdemenor .

Posted by: deguello at July 09, 2017 07:06 PM (N4pek)

210 test

Posted by: gNewt at July 09, 2017 08:16 PM (ZLlh9)

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