CNN Now Losing In Ratings to... Nick-at-Night

First you take their prestige.

Then you take their credibility.

Then you take their respectability.

Finally, the ratings take care of themselves.

Last week, more Americans tuned in to watch re-runs of “Yogi Bear,” “Full House,” and “Friends” on Nick At Nite than to watch Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon’s shows on CNN.
According to cable ratings from the week of June 26-July 2, CNN’s viewership of its primetime shows was ranked significantly lower than its competitors like Fox News and MSNBC, which place first and second respectively. Clocking in at No. 10 on the list, CNN fell behind HGTV, Nick At Nite, History Channel, and ESPN — the sports network that’s been hemorrhaging viewers for months.

Number 10.

Meanwhile, via Instapundit's choice excerpts, do enjoy this pungent, gloatacious column by Kurt Schlichter: We Should Cheer CNN's Ritual Suicide.

This is a point that can't be made enough: Alleged "principle," which are really self-serving nonce rules invented for the instant situation and to be discarded at the next one, are the last refuge of the scoundrel:

Now, before we move on, someone is going to point out that the meme guy is kind of a jerk and said stuff that offends decent people. So? How is that the point? This is a multi-billion dollar media corporation using all its power to threaten an individual into not criticizing it. How is that ever okay? And don't pretend for a minute this media extortion precedent gets limited to outlier Reddit guys. Normal Americans are next.
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The media babbles about “principles,” but as soon as they become inconvenient then out the window go those precious “principles.” A silly wrestling gif supporting the president “promotes violence against the media,” but a week before that funding a play where President Trump is stabbed to death was artful political commentary? That’s my objection to all this recent “principles” talk. They are never actually promoting “principles.” It is always a scam and a pose designed to stop other people from acting in, or defending, their own interests. These “principles” never, ever require the people allegedly holding them to not act in, or defend, their interests.
CNN has all sorts of “principles” it uses to bludgeon its opponents, none of which ever seem to limit CNN’s own actions. How convenient.

They really are destroying themselves. I never thought I'd see this day. I really didn't.

Posted by: Ace at 07:59 PM

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1 Hello!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 07:53 PM (2qHjF)

2 So long, farewell,

Don't let the door hit you in the ass Mr. Zucker.

Posted by: rd at July 06, 2017 07:54 PM (4dz1m)

3 I didn't either.

I go back to something Zucker said during the Trump campaign. It was something along the lines of CNN is seen in countries around the world and CNN not Trump tells the world how things will be.

Their hubris is their undoing and they can't stop themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2017 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

4 MSNBC still has nutters, but from what I can perceive from a distance, they've at least made an effort to broaden their audience and stave off the disaster than CNN is chasing like an ancient sailor with an iPod full of Siren's Greatest Hits.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 06, 2017 07:56 PM (wB8Tg)

5 Going down toot sweet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 07:56 PM (IqV8l)

6 I use Ace's blogposts taking down Marxists against my ex wife and her lawyer. It drives them batshit that I don't give a fuck about their so called prestige as women and moms. And their arguments literally fall apart and motives become self evident.

Thanks Ace! .... And Thanks Conan!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 07:56 PM (2qHjF)

7 Oh goody! I love cartoons!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 06, 2017 07:56 PM (xAvrH)

8 Hahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: fluffy at July 06, 2017 07:57 PM (jw2Xw)

9 The thing is if all somebody has is so called prestige to stand on then they have zero credibility and then the loss of respectability follows.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 07:57 PM (2qHjF)

10 Barely squeaked one out over the Hallmark Channel.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2017 07:57 PM (/o9Qk)

11 The GIF that keeps on giving ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2017 07:57 PM (ZcAbN)

12 Trump has been such a wrecking ball and game changer.

So many lies have been exposed.

Posted by: rd at July 06, 2017 07:58 PM (4dz1m)

13 You're going to live to see a lot of things, Ace. You kids are going to live into the next century. Will it be better than this one? I'd pay to see the blogposts from AoSHQ on 06 July, 2117.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 06, 2017 07:58 PM (Jj+59)

14 Their hubris is their undoing and they can't stop themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2017 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

CNN...Crashing News Network

Old man zucker
dumb mother fucker
your ass will pucker
you dumb cock sucker

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2017 07:58 PM (aMlLZ)

15 Hey Zucker, first you're a c*nt. Second, Buzzfeed may not be the best place to poach, ah, "talent".

Posted by: John Marston at July 06, 2017 07:59 PM (SkuXa)

16 Didn't Zucker shit the bed at NBC before CNN hired him?? I get that these people take care of their own, but he has his own Pigpen-like anti-success cloud following him around.

Was there NO ONE else??

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 06, 2017 07:59 PM (f8ilN)

17 their principles are like the business/game flip flop in North Dallas Forty, the work of chickenshit cocksuckers.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 06, 2017 08:00 PM (nFwvY)

18 I honestly didn't realize Nick at Nite still existed. I thought it was "TV Land"

Posted by: josephistan at July 06, 2017 08:00 PM (ANIFC)

19
The mind can play tricks on you. Some thought, some idea takes control, and you can not think any other way.

You behave as if you are programmed.

When someone tries to present an alternate line of reasoning, you reject it out of hand because it conflicts with what you believe.

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (m9X4Y)

20 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (0mRoj)

21 All I want is to watch them screaming their lives away in a pool of vomit and tears.

Metaphorically speaking of course.........

of course... yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (RQP0C)

22 /pol/ using the CNN app to drive rating down to 1 star:

https://twitter.com/polNewsForever/status/883077241101578240

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (NOIQH)

23 I fear for what my sons are going to have to go through. It's why I feel all this shit needs to be stopped now. They're only toddlers and what's coming for them needs to fall on me instead

Posted by: Gman at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (5yj16)

24 16 Didn't Zucker shit the bed at NBC before CNN hired him?? I get that these people take care of their own, but he has his own Pigpen-like anti-success cloud following him around.

Was there NO ONE else??
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 06, 2017 07:59 PM (f8ilN)

Our Betters fail upwards.

Posted by: josephistan at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (ANIFC)

25 >>> Was there NO ONE else??

I have connections and social media savvy.

Posted by: A. Weiner at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (jw2Xw)

26 I wonder if there is going to be a sudden media collapse, like the Berlin Wall in 1989. It's unthinkable until it happens.

Posted by: mark1971 at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

27 Woofy and I watch Nick-at-nite in our jammies

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at July 06, 2017 08:02 PM (pzA2L)

28 I really enjoy reading these pieces about the media destroying itself on the rocks of Trump. Here's another one.

Trump Provokes CNN's Self-Immolation, America Relieved
By Roger Kimball
But two can play at the provoke-your-enemy-into-doing-something-stupid
strategy. The media keep telling us how thin-skinned and volatile Donald
Trump is. Just about everybody wishes he would Tweet less and enjoy it
more. But when it comes to the art of provocation, Trump is a Supreme
Galactic Master and the media are weenie pikers.

https://amgreatness.com/2017/07/05/trump-
provokes-cnns-self-immolation-america-relieved/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2017 08:02 PM (FUu/Z)

29 CNN is claiming journalistic integrity.

'But you're not journalists and you have no integrity!'

Posted by: Seinfeldisms at July 06, 2017 08:02 PM (JO9+V)

30 Well I'd rather watch Scooby Doo reruns than watch CNN.

Posted by: English majore at July 06, 2017 08:02 PM (BO/km)

31 CNN got slimed!!!

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 06, 2017 08:02 PM (IDPbH)

32 by Kurt Schlichter: We Should Cheer CNN's Ritual Suicide.

I hate their guts.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 06, 2017 08:02 PM (lIZQs)

33 Heh. In his essay, Kurt Schlichter refers to RINO squishes as Fredocons ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2017 08:03 PM (ZcAbN)

34 And they just keep going.

CNN host Michael Scher..... saves it's the media's job to out people who say bigoted things.

http://tinyurl.com/y7jalbha

Faster, faster!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2017 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

35 I don't believe it. This can't be right. I just read a headline from "Politifact" a couple of days ago that said it was a myth that CNN's ratings were down.
Next you'll tell me that Politifact, Snopes, Wapo and The Open Society Foundations are biased.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 06, 2017 08:03 PM (B9t7n)

36 Once you start calling out our betters on their so called prestige and begin to question how they acquired it and who gave it to them and call the entire prestige thing as a fucking gimmick and a crutch they use to dominate others, they fall apart and self destruct.

All they have left is coercion amd intimidation tactics. And when you call them out on that bullshit because you have nothing to lose, they are fucked.

All you have to do is grow some balls and be a leader in your own life with everything you do, people will take notice because we lack leaders in this country..... Men acting like men.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 08:03 PM (2qHjF)

37
by Kurt Schlichter: We Should Cheer CNN's Ritual Suicide.

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

38 So now, do we get to watch Nick-at-Nite when we are stuck in an airport?

Posted by: RTW at July 06, 2017 08:04 PM (YVtDq)

39
Puppet Show and CNN

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 08:04 PM (auHtY)

40

If only CNN and ESPN would merge...

Posted by: Ginger Frankunsteen, Esq.; Elk Fluffer Wanted for New Dot.Com Startup at July 06, 2017 08:04 PM (cV6Cc)

41 iPod full of Siren's Greatest Hits.

That would be a great name for an all-chick band.

Something tells me it's probably already been done, though.

Posted by: music cricket at July 06, 2017 08:05 PM (WwL9I)

42 "History Channel"

Heh.
The Truth About UFOs and Ancient Astronauts: The Evidence beat out Anderson.
Heh.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 06, 2017 08:05 PM (B9t7n)

43
CNN host Michael Scher..... saves it's the media's job to out people who say bigoted things.

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Yes, true. Who defines 'bigoted' speech? The progressives in the media and in politics.

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (m9X4Y)

44 If only CNN and ESPN would merge...

Posted by: Ginger Frankunsteen

It would be the Kmart/Sears merger of the media world.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (xPl2J)

45 JS, you catching any of the phish baker's dozen msg shows?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (PUmDY)

46 39
Puppet Show and CNN
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 08:04 PM (auHtY)

Never gets old

Posted by: josephistan at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (ANIFC)

47 Hey, hey, hey Boo Boo! What have we here? A tasty pic-i-nic basket waiting just for us!

Yogi, that basket says CNN. It belongs to someone and Ranger Smith will toss us out of Jellystone if you take one more picnic basket.

Aw Boo Boo, don't worry. Everyone laughs at CNN, even Ranger Smith.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (JO9+V)

48 This is just amazing. And schadenboneriffic.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (0mRoj)

49 "12 Trump has been such a wrecking ball and game changer."

Dude Stole my Act!!!

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (V2Yro)

50 I believe this is a much larger trend of the MSM being destroyed. I see Fox News and MSNBC falling next along with the networks, unless they offer it for free with advertisements on YouTube and even then I believe they are all fucked.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (2qHjF)

51 Why am I interested in working for World News Daily?

Well, I spent several years at Buzzfeed where I primarily reviewed the different flavored HotPockets. Then I went to CNN and helped drive the final nail in the take news coffin. So I thought why not give real fake news a try?

Plus no one else will return my calls.

Posted by: Andrew Kazcinsky at July 06, 2017 08:07 PM (SkuXa)

52 I have to remember to treat my job like I do CNN.

Instead of letting all the bullshit piss me off, remember that this major failure is exactly what I predicted and am hoping for...and laugh everything off.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2017 08:07 PM (/o9Qk)

53 QUIT MAKING FUN OF US!!!

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 06, 2017 08:07 PM (qJhUV)

54 CNN host Michael Scher..... saves it's the media's job to out people who say bigoted things.

Calling someone of darker skin tone "articulate and clean"...stuff like that?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 06, 2017 08:07 PM (F0ZHr)

55 CNN host Michael Scher..... saves it's the media's job to out people who say bigoted things.

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Yes, true. Who defines 'bigoted' speech? The progressives in the media and in politics.

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (m9X4Y)

The ministry of truth

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2017 08:08 PM (M+Lyo)

56 pol/ using the CNN app to drive rating down to 1 star
---

You can play too:

Download CNN app
Rate
Delete

Posted by: Hollywood Liberals at July 06, 2017 08:08 PM (aT+Bx)

57 I don't expect CNN to lose ratings, Mr Ace

I expect them to DIE

Posted by: name, rank, cereal # at July 06, 2017 08:08 PM (ihtYN)

58 >>JS, you catching any of the phish baker's dozen msg shows?

Don't know. No plans as of yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2017 08:08 PM (/tuJf)

59 The principle of anonymity is certainly getting a workout lately.

Anonymous sources leaking national security: A-OK! In fact, we'll go to jail to protect them!

Anonymous citizens sh#tposting: Your hate necessitates you be named 'n shamed!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2017 08:09 PM (NOIQH)

60 let's party

Posted by: concrete girl at July 06, 2017 08:09 PM (EqvVS)

61 Our ratings are better than ever!!

We are not fake news.

We are the internet police.

Hey the Stassi was not so bad.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 06, 2017 08:09 PM (npdX6)

62 CNN host Michael Scher..... saves it's the media's job to out people who say bigoted things.

Watch CNN search for its mysteriously missing integrity on an all new episode of Bigoted Things.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:09 PM (0mRoj)

63 There's a shit head article at the Federalist saying that CNN should have outed the guy. And it wasn't in their sarcasm section.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (PKUdt)

64 To be fair, Yogi Bear was a damn fine show. It was no Quick Draw McGraw, but what was?

Posted by: pep at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (LAe3v)

65 I think over half of the key demo of 18-49 yr olds watch CNN to make fun of them.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (2qHjF)

66 33 4 out of 5 communists agree that we at CNN have done the right thing.
Posted by: Jim Acosta at July 06, 2017 06:32 PM (rZ+mb)

They surveyed the entire viewership?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (SRKgf)

67 62

Tonight, on America's Top Ten Bigots!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (8ikIW)

68 43
CNN host Michael Scher..... saves it's the media's job to out people who say bigoted things.

------------------

Yes, true. Who defines 'bigoted' speech? The progressives in the media and in politics.

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (m9X4Y)

That's how they do it in Europe and Canada.

Posted by: rickl at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

69 Someone (here probably) said that Trump is like a Titanic that sinks all the icebergs that hit it. I like it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (0ecq3)

70 Why am I interested in working for World News Daily?

Well, I spent several years at Buzzfeed where I primarily reviewed the different flavored HotPockets. Then I went to CNN and helped drive the final nail in the take news coffin. So I thought why not give real fake news a try?

Plus no one else will return my calls.
---

I'm sorry, your crediblityis questionable.

However, I hear there might be a postion open at the grocery store publication "Shoppers Weekly."

Posted by: World News Daily at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (aT+Bx)

71 I'll kick CNN's narrow little ass into next week.

Posted by: Jerry Mahoney at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (PXj2C)

72 CNN is really praying for a plane to go missing about now

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

73 I don't watch any tv news, but the last one I did watch was FOX, about election time. With the sound turned off. Last time I watched CNN don't remember. Probably way over 20 years ago. Yeah, 20 years ago.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (zLDYs)

74 It's hard to comprehend that there is no person in a senior position at CNN that isn't saying--"why don't we stop doing stupid sh*t?" Seriously, in 2017 you're going to try and stop an Internet meme and not expect to spawn a million imitators? Is there no one accountable for the bottom line, which has got to be an embarrassment? They are obviously putting their socialist principles ahead of their bottom line; so good on them.

Posted by: IanDeal at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (JhHPx)

75 My schadenboner is so big it can actually wrap around Jeff Zuckers inflated ego and touch itself.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (npdX6)

76 40

If only CNN and ESPN would merge...

Posted by: Ginger Frankunsteen, Esq.; Elk Fluffer Wanted for New Dot.Com Startup at July 06, 2017 08:04 PM (cV6Cc)

================

LIVE, from Pedo Island, welcome to the Clinton Entertainment and Sports Network!

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (ZcAbN)

77
Quick Draw McGraw was no Huckleberry Hound

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (G84Jb)

78 Trump you magnificent bastard, drive these pricks into the ground...

Or alternatively...

D-Lamp smiles.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (9A6UB)

79 That's how they do it in Europe and Canada.
--

Yep.

We need to get those Hate Laws enacted ASAP.

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (aT+Bx)

80 How about that. Constant re-runs of American Pickers and Pawn Star are more popular than the Clown Nose Network. Whodathunkit?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (FAo3p)

81 CNN is claiming journalistic integrity.

'But you're not journalists and you have no integrity!'
Posted by: Seinfeldisms at July 06, 2017 08:02 PM (JO9+V

I so heart this comment.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (5leUT)

82 We warned you not to shake hands with racists and anti-Semites, lady. You have left us no choice.

The name of Poland's First Lady is:

Agata Kornhauser-Duda.

Let this be a lesson to all you other tweeters, bloggers and GIF-makers who think you can just criticize us.

Sincerely,

Posted by: CNN, Internet Nanny and Hall Monitors at July 06, 2017 08:12 PM (Ndje9)

83 Watch CNN search for its mysteriously missing integrity on an all new episode of Bigoted Things.
Posted by: Insomniac at July

cnn the hunt for bigoted foot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:12 PM (0wem/)

84 This should be an opportunity for some real mostly non-biased news organization to rise up. Who could do it?

Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 08:12 PM (BO/km)

85 >>> To be fair, Yogi Bear was a damn fine show. It was no Quick Draw McGraw, but what was?

Bing! Bing BING!!

Posted by: Ricochet Rabbit at July 06, 2017 08:12 PM (jw2Xw)

86 "If only CNN and ESPN would merge...

Posted by: Ginger Frankunsteen, Esq.; Elk Fluffer Wanted for New Dot.Com Startup at"

------

Tonight on American pedo-ninja......

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:13 PM (npdX6)

87 It's hard to comprehend that there is no person in a senior position at CNN that isn't saying--"why don't we stop doing stupid sh*t?" Seriously, in 2017 you're going to try and stop an Internet meme and not expect to spawn a million imitators? Is there no one accountable for the bottom line, which has got to be an embarrassment? They are obviously putting their socialist principles ahead of their bottom line; so good on them.
---
1. They've all been suffering from various mental illnesses since last November.
2. The execs don't have any clue about the internet
3. They think everyone is stupid, and that all they have to do is yell louder to convince people they are right.

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:13 PM (aT+Bx)

88 51 Why am I interested in working for World News Daily?

Well, I spent several years at Buzzfeed where I primarily reviewed the different flavored HotPockets. Then I went to CNN and helped drive the final nail in the take news coffin. So I thought why not give real fake news a try?

Plus no one else will return my calls.

Posted by: Andrew Kazcinsky at July 06, 2017 08:07 PM (SkuXa)

================

You left out the very impressive bench press challenge to Ben Shapiro and your cat.

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2017 08:13 PM (ZcAbN)

89
CNN
at ringside
when their ratings fell

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2017 08:13 PM (pNxlR)

90 They can take our prestige, and our credibility and our respectability, but they can never TAKE OUR RATINGS!

Oh wait, they can. Never mind.

Posted by: CNN, painting its ass blue at July 06, 2017 08:14 PM (LAe3v)

91 67 62

Tonight, on America's Top Ten Bigots!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (8ikIW)

Followed by a new episode of The Amazing Racist!

Posted by: josephistan at July 06, 2017 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

92 El Cabong!!!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:14 PM (npdX6)

93 "There's a shit head article at the Federalist saying that CNN should have outed the guy. And it wasn't in their sarcasm section."
-Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (PKUdt)

Were it actually newsworthy, I could see that.

...but since it wasn't, they can roll in dog shit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 06, 2017 08:14 PM (6gk0M)

94 Plus Quicks Draws had Baba Looey.

Diversity baby.

Posted by: Bruce at July 06, 2017 08:14 PM (8ikIW)

95 hard to comprehend that there is no person in a senior position at CNN that isn't saying--"why don't we stop doing stupid sh*t?" Seriously, in 2017 you're going to try and stop an Internet meme and not expect to spawn a million imitators? Is there no one accountable for the bottom line, which has got to be an embarrassment? They are obviously putting their socialist principles ahead of their bottom line; so good on them.
Posted by: IanDeal at July

well that, and from what I understand, it is hard to talk with a dick in your mouth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:14 PM (0wem/)

96 Trump is like a Titanic that sinks all the icebergs that hit it. I like it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (0ecq3)

So he's one of us...I knew it!

[Iceberg, Ginsberg...they're all the same]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at July 06, 2017 08:14 PM (wYseH)

97 13 You're going to live to see a lot of things, Ace. You kids are going to live into the next century. Will it be better than this one? I'd pay to see the blogposts from AoSHQ on 06 July, 2117.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 06, 2017 07:58 PM (Jj+59)

Oh come on. I know I've been a bit of a tease lately, but really - I'm not going to make you wait a whole century.
Or am i?

Posted by: SMOD, feelin' saucy at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (UlJxP)

98 I'd give anything to have someone bring back the old Looney Tunes. Err, perhaps they have, but, being a cordcutting get-around-cable kind of guy, maybe I am mistaken.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (5leUT)

99 CNN delenda est

Posted by: Random ~~Lurker~~ Commenter at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (dab45)

100 79 That's how they do it in Europe and Canada.
--

Yep.

We need to get those Hate Laws enacted ASAP.
Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (aT+Bx)

As someone pointed out in the last thread, that's precisely what would have happened if Hillary had won. A full scale assault on the First Amendment.

Posted by: rickl at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

101 Totally OT, but does anyone recognize this flowering vine? It started growing in our backyard, looks like it may be a climber.

https://flic.kr/p/Vg35yV

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (/o9Qk)

102 If I told them once I've told them a hundred times, put CNN first and Yogi Bear last.

Posted by: CNN Media Relations at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (TJCSB)

103 Now we get to see if the CNN was lying about ratings being the driver. If not, they should cut out the Russia stuff.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (xAvrH)

104 Ritual suicide.

CNN forgot to get a friend to slice their head off to minimize the suffering and long death after they spill their guts by sabuku. Maybe they just couldn't find a friend?

Anyway, CNN is in for a long, painful death.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (lIZQs)

105 CNN 2017=Edsel

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (oBuXO)

106
The Federalist is a bunch of cunts.

Glad to see malor gone from here.

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (G84Jb)

107 63 There's a shit head article at the Federalist saying that CNN should have outed the guy. And it wasn't in their sarcasm section.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (PKUdt)

I just skimmed it. What a twat. A limp-wristed, supercilious, gelded, spineless twat. That cocksmoker actually likened Trump's retweet of the video clip to Obama hypothetically retweeting something from a Hamas supporter. Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (0mRoj)

108 91

LoL

Posted by: Bruce at July 06, 2017 08:16 PM (8ikIW)

109 I stopped reading that Federalist article at the sub headline "Is There Value in Revealing his Identity?"

Because no, there isn't any.

Posted by: John Marston at July 06, 2017 08:16 PM (SkuXa)

110 It's hard to comprehend that there is no person in a senior position at CNN that isn't saying--"why don't we stop doing stupid sh*t?"

I tried, God knows, I tried, I sent out a memo telling everybody to shut the fuck up,but they keep saying stupid shit. /sobs

Posted by: CNN General Counsel at July 06, 2017 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

111 Gah. CNN *exec* I meant. The guy from the Veritas sting video.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 08:16 PM (xAvrH)

112 Can someone PLEASE hold my beer?!?!?!?

Posted by: This is CNN at July 06, 2017 08:16 PM (npdX6)

113 Zombie had a great comment on peanuts willowed in the last thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 06, 2017 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

114

Peanuts, as in Charlie Brown and Snoopy?

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 06, 2017 08:17 PM (G84Jb)

115 Quite a day today. The handshake that shook the world and the gif that gaffed the world.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 06, 2017 08:17 PM (Nwg0u)

116 >>Quick Draw McGraw was no Huckleberry Hound

Please. Both fags.

Posted by: Deputy Dawg at July 06, 2017 08:17 PM (/Nite)

117 I wouldn't mind those anonymous federal officials who are not authorized to speak to the press but do anyway get outed by name, agency, position, and home address.

Breitbart has a regular feature that names names in various federal agencies that are Obama holdovers and were responsible for horrible federal policy under Obama and are still working for the federal government under Trump. Itsa puzzle why they are still working in D.C.

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:17 PM (m9X4Y)

118 We're warning you. Some of you must be using Time Warner cable to post here.
We can find you.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 06, 2017 08:17 PM (B9t7n)

119 I don't want the slide to stop until they're losing to infomercials. I want dick cream commercials to be doubling their numbers.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (uuwor)

120 Trump and the MFM really are reminiscent of The Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote.

I wouldn't be surprised if that cartoon has been banned or blacklisted for being too violent or something ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (ZcAbN)

121 "Down goes CNN! Down goes CNN!" /Cosell voice

Posted by: CNN General Counsel at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

122 74 It's hard to comprehend that there is no person in a senior position at CNN that isn't saying--"why don't we stop doing stupid sh*t?"
Posted by: IanDeal at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (JhHPx)

There don't seem to be any adults in the room, in Leftism 2017.

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (iMxBJ)

123 113 Zombie had a great comment on peanuts willowed in the last thread.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I'll repost it here:

Probably the most bizarre and interesting word-derivation -- and the one that teaches you the most about history -- is "goober."

The story:

Peanuts naturally originated in South America, in the center of the continent where northern Argentina, western Brazil, Bolivia and eastern Peru are today. Spanish and Portuguese settlers learned of them from the natives and started growing them, and deemed them a very nutritious crop.

So much so that the Portuguese, way way back in the 16th/17th century, shipped peanuts to their other overseas colonies, so they could be grown as a crop there as well -- in particular, the Portuguese African colony we now know as Angola.

A local tribe there, the Ambundu learned of peanuts from the Portuguese and began growing them themselves, where they quickly became a staple crop and a favorite food -- so much so, that after a century or so, the tribe just assumed that peanuts were one of their "native foods."

In the Ambundu language, known as Kimbundu, the word they invented to name the peanut was "nguba."

Well, you can guess what happened next: Lots of Ambundu tribespeople were kidnapped by their fellow Africans and by Portuguese traders and sold into slavery, and were often traded to British slavers, who brought some to what is now Georgia, in British colonial North America.

MEANWHILE, the peanut has ALSO been exported northward in the 17th century by Spanish colonists, where it eventually made its way to Florida, and then little by little crept in to Georgia - -where once again (just as in Africa) after a while people just thought it was a native plant, because it grew so well there. Except in Georgia, it had acquired the English name "pea-nut" because it was a nut that looked like a pea.

Well, the Angolan slaves stepped off the British ship, and to their amazement saw their favorite plant already growing in their new home! "Nguba! Nguba!" The white folks, with English accents, thought that the African name for the plant must be spelled "N-goober," and the N-sound was eventually dropped, because it sounds weird to the Western ear.. Over time, the local Georgians just adopted the word "goober" to mean "peanut" -- a name that remains to this day.

Almost no one who uses the word has any idea that it is an Angolan term for a South American legume!

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

124 When CNN started didn't they just loop the news in 30 minute segments? They just read the news and crammed it in to 30-60 minutes and then started over as I recall.

Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (BO/km)

125 That cocksmoker actually likened Trump's retweet of the video clip to Obama hypothetically retweeting something from a Hamas supporter.

In other words, Gabriel Said Reynolds' twitter feed (Hizbollah in his case).

Brilliant scholar of Islam by day; Joo-hating Lebanese tribalist by night. Sigh.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (6FqZa)

126 TV more popular than CNN:

Re-runs of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (NbRJx)

127 They are obviously putting their socialist principles ahead of their bottom line; so good on them.

Posted by: IanDeal at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (JhHPx)

I think this is an interesting point. Exactly what the fvck are they doing?

Some...maybe most of their employees work there for a paycheck, and would move to Fox News if they were offered more money.

But there must be a significant, deeply disturbed core that truly believes in what they are doing to their brand and their bottom line. My guess is that those people make enough money to weather a termination, and don't actually give a rat's ass about the other people who probably will be hurt badly by a CNN implosion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (wYseH)

128 To be fair, Yogi Bear was a damn fine show. It was no Quick Draw McGraw, but what was?

>>>

Bing! Bing BING!!

Posted by: Ricochet Rabbit at July 06, 2017 08:12 PM (jw2Xw)

>>>
I gave Ol' Qick Draw an even match.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (JO9+V)

129 Cotton, CNN had to pay double for their own fucking.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (npdX6)

130 I've long believed that, against the certainties of the MSM, the truth never stood a chance.

Is there hope? What will the we do with this newfound weakness? This weakness was exposed by the Non-Establishment.

What to do! What to do!

Posted by: Rob at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (9rjbw)

131 I just skimmed it. What a twat. A limp-wristed, supercilious, gelded, spineless twat. That cocksmoker actually likened Trump's retweet of the video clip to Obama hypothetically retweeting something from a Hamas supporter. Are you fucking kidding me?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (0mRo

I'm sure Obama retweeted his own posts all the time.

Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)

132

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:19 PM (SRKgf)

133 58, going to last 3.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 06, 2017 08:19 PM (PUmDY)

134 CNN should have taken the canoli

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:19 PM (3XP1W)

135 I'll fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon!

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at July 06, 2017 08:19 PM (qJhUV)

136
Raisinets vs Goobers?

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (G84Jb)

137 It's not ritual suicide. More like a Hitler-going-apeshit-in-the-bunker mania that they can't control.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (xAvrH)

138 Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd

That's called a Triffid.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (B9t7n)

139 I could see Faceberg buying CNN to try and do something with it, and Faceberg will fail.

So let's encourage him to do it!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (2qHjF)

140 There's a shit head article at the Federalist saying that CNN should have outed the guy. And it wasn't in their sarcasm section.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (PKUdt) fnord (PKUdt)

Trolls under every bridge, man.

Given the dude's article history, I think it's either a gestalt account (ironically) or he's trolling for hits. A lot of his commentary is aimed at popular news items and not ideas.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (wB8Tg)

141 CNN
at ringside
when their ratings fell

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2017 08:13 PM (pNxlR)

trump, his fist closed.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (aMlLZ)

142 Gee, they really stepped on their dicks

Posted by: Lynndie England at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (A6uIZ)

143 So you're saying Wolf Blitzer isn't a fuzzy puppet?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (rnAwa)

144 When CNN started didn't they just loop the news in 30 minute segments? They just read the news and crammed it in to 30-60 minutes and then started over as I recall.
Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (BO/km

Yes. And I'd watch it after I'd stroll in from a hard night of partying and chasing female humans when I was a teenager.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (5leUT)

145 It is glorious.

The double standards and hypocrisy are crushing them, and I revel in the schadenfreude.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (d8Mmz)

146 51. Ten reasons why you shouldn't hire anyone from Buzzfeed. Number six will amaze and shock you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (TwwWO)

147 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!

I'll get the mop . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (6FqZa)

148 113 Zombie had a great comment on peanuts willowed in the last thread.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 06, 2017 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

I like the honey-roasted kind.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (0mRoj)

149 CNN IS DESTROYING THEMSELVES!!!!!!

Posted by: Homeless Guy on the Corner Yelling at Cars at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (npdX6)

150 And to think this is the ripple effect of a butterfly named Donald Trump who flapped his wings on 11/8/16.

Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (x3Srw)

151 "...Goober..."

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOxw6vbDyo

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (wYseH)

152 That cocksmoker actually likened Trump's retweet of the video clip to Obama hypothetically retweeting something from a Hamas supporter.
____________________

Given that Trump almost certainly didn't get it from the Reddit user that argument holds absolutely no weight.

Posted by: John Marston at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (SkuXa)

153 Trump.

Trump and his tweets.

That's what is bringing this about.

Tweet away Mr President. Tweet like the wind.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (jHrzU)

154 Fake News and Imaginary Russian Collusion was really good for ratings...until it wasn't.

There's a tendency in the entertainment industry to keep doing what's selling ad dollars, no matter how stupid it is. The only reason the upper management types are in a tizzy is the ratings, not the embarrassment. And of course not anything to do with integrity.

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 08:22 PM (iMxBJ)

155 I'm sure Obama retweeted his own posts all the time.
Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)

A voice from the other side with a possible thread winner.

Posted by: John Marston at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (SkuXa)

156
First you take their prestige.

Then you take their credibility.

Then you take their respectability.

*****

Their industry used to have all of these things in the distant past. The individuals who are in this industry now never had any of those.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (WwFyb)

157 Fake News and Imaginary Russian Collusion was really good for ratings...until it wasn't.

Kind of like shooting up smack.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

158 Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

So ... straight up cultural appropriation, to third order?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

159 When CNN started didn't they just loop the news in 30 minute segments? They just read the news and crammed it in to 30-60 minutes and then started over as I recall.
Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (BO/km)

========

They still do this. CNN Headline News. Available at Airports and Bus station across the Country.

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (segId)

160 Destroy Your News Organization's Credibility Using This One Weird Trick!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (0mRoj)

161 Yogi Bear never lied to me. Deputy Dawg never lied to me.

Now Top Cat, all lies. The City corrupts.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (e1mEI)

162 I'm just making a guess here but Trump's tweet's are like a Bofors 40mm anti-asshole battery.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (npdX6)

163 Wolf Blitzer is a Trifid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (3XP1W)

164 Lonebadger, I'd like to see them bring back to old Looney Tunes as well. They've become so PC that they're no longer worth watching.
Here is a good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ocaZb-bGg

Posted by: Old Blue at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (FAo3p)

165 Fake News and Imaginary Russian Collusion was really good for ratings...until it wasn't.

Kind of like shooting up smack.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

Only one thing to do: start smoking meth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

166

There is only one way for CNN to save themselves.

F-Troop Marathon.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (cV6Cc)

167 That's called a Triffid.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (B9t7n)

Wrong answer.
Right answer: "That's called a Triffid, you alt-right mouthbreathing Trumpkin! OMGOMGOMG!"

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (/o9Qk)

168 165 Fake News and Imaginary Russian Collusion was really good for ratings...until it wasn't.

Kind of like shooting up smack.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

Only one thing to do: start smoking meth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

Takes the edge off.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (0mRoj)

169 140 There's a shit head article at the Federalist saying that CNN should have outed the guy. And it wasn't in their sarcasm section.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM (PKUdt) fnord (PKUdt)

Trolls under every bridge, man.

Given the dude's article history, I think it's either a gestalt account (ironically) or he's trolling for hits. A lot of his commentary is aimed at popular news items and not ideas.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (wB8Tg)

I don't really give a damn about the idiot writer. Its fucking stupid for The Federalist to have allowed the article to go up. The Federalist having an article whining about people having the right to voice things anonymously!

Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (z/Ubi)

170 Trump has absolute moral authority to post wrestling GIFs - he's a *WWE Hall of Famer*, after all.

(No seriously, he is.)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (uuwor)

171 Hey, hey, hey Boo Boo! What have we here? A tasty pic-i-nic basket waiting just for us!

Yogi, that basket says CNN. It belongs to someone and Ranger Smith will toss us out of Jellystone if you take one more picnic basket.

Aw Boo Boo, don't worry. Everyone laughs at CNN, even Ranger Smith.
Posted by: Yogi Bear
---
Yogi - I don't know where you get your internet mojo from but I actually heard your post in Yogi's and Boo Boo voices.

Can you die from gloating too much?

I may need to call my Dr in the morning.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (tr2D7)

172 CNN?

Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (UnDQI)

173 >>Now Top Cat, all lies. The City corrupts.

He's a cat. It's what they do. They are evil in fur and paws.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (/tuJf)

174 143 So you're saying Wolf Blitzer isn't a fuzzy puppet?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2017 08:20 PM (rnAwa)

No. It's like a bug zapper for lupines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (SRKgf)

175 160. Voxplainer - why CNN burning through decades of goodwill and billions of dollars in accumulated value is a smart move.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (TwwWO)

176 I'm sure Obama retweeted his own posts all the time.

--

I thought he had minions do that? But even the minions have been automated. Now it's 'bots.

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (m9X4Y)

177
Why aren't the cameras on?

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Trump!

Posted by: Little Jim Acosta, Fake News at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (G84Jb)

178 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit snortin meth.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (npdX6)

179 I don't really give a damn about the idiot writer. Its fucking stupid for The Federalist to have allowed the article to go up. The Federalist having an article whining about people having the right to voice things anonymously!

Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (z/Ubi) fnord (z/Ubi)

It looks like the commenters are enjoying shouting at their computers, though.

(looks up)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (wB8Tg)

180 There is only one way for CNN to save themselves.

F-Troop Marathon.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits

Along with "Weekends With Lucy"

Posted by: Bruce at July 06, 2017 08:26 PM (8ikIW)

181 Bet CNN's ratings would go up if everyone wore lace wigs for a day. I might spring for the framed Wolf Blitzer picture myself, if it comes in dartboard.

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 08:26 PM (iMxBJ)

182 Yogi Bear is certainly based more on reality than CNN's programming.

So is the size of the NYC apartment on Friends.

Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:26 PM (z/Ubi)

183 Lonebadger, I'd like to see them bring back to old Looney Tunes as well. They've become so PC that they're no longer worth watching.
Here is a good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ocaZb-bGg
Posted by: Old Blue at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (FAo3p

I totally friggin' agree. GOLD.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 06, 2017 08:26 PM (3ob59)

184 It's hard to comprehend that there is no person in a senior position at CNN that isn't saying--"why don't we stop doing stupid sh*t?"

Only explanation is somebody big at Time Warner wants them pushing this or else maybe Zucker has photos with both dead girls and live boys

Posted by: Random ~~Lurker~~ Commenter at July 06, 2017 08:26 PM (dab45)

185 158 Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

So ... straight up cultural appropriation, to third order?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

It's, like, 19 levels of overlapping cultural appropriation. Everyone in the tale borrowed everything from everyone else.

Pretty much the story of all civilization, actually, when you think about it.

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 08:26 PM (DQ4Fv)

186 Ten reasons why you shouldn't hire anyone from Buzzfeed. Number six will amaze and shock you.

WINNER

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 06, 2017 08:27 PM (UlJxP)

187 Only one thing for CNN to do: have a special in which they open up Al Capone's old stash.

Worked for Jerry Rivers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:27 PM (SRKgf)

188 >>CNN host Michael Scher..... saves it's the media's job to out people who say bigoted things.

FFS, it's not like they decided to do an in depth segment on icky nasty people who post racist stuff.

They only looked into this dude because he was mean to them. *

They were not any nicer to Joe the Plumber for the 'crime' of not worshiping Obama.

*And by mean, I don't mean actually mean to actually any of them. He did something silly with the logo of the bleeping network.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 06, 2017 08:27 PM (wwL6Q)

189 cnn should buy out newsweek and go into the print business to save their business.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:27 PM (0wem/)

190
OMG, an 'I Love Lucy' marathon week.

OMG

OMG

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:27 PM (m9X4Y)

191 165 Fake News and Imaginary Russian Collusion was really good for ratings...until it wasn't.

Kind of like shooting up smack.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

Only one thing to do: start smoking meth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

Well, we now know what Don Lemon is going to do for the CNN NYE broadcast

Posted by: josephistan at July 06, 2017 08:27 PM (ANIFC)

192 Not only are our ratings better than ever so is our credibility!

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at July 06, 2017 08:27 PM (npdX6)

193 Goodness how delicious, drinking Gomer's pee.

Posted by: Rock Hudson at July 06, 2017 08:28 PM (IqV8l)

194 Until they are in the shower trying to scrub the shame from themselves with Brillo, I hope the rape of CNN doesn't stop.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 06, 2017 08:28 PM (TE03o)

195 170 Trump has absolute moral authority to post wrestling GIFs - he's a *WWE Hall of Famer*, after all.

(No seriously, he is.)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (uuwor)

He also took a Stone Cold Stunner. Rather poorly, but he did take one.

Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:28 PM (z/Ubi)

196 There is only one way for CNN to save themselves.

F-Troop Marathon.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (cV6Cc)
That or beg, borrow, buy (read steal) the weekend Lockup! series from MSNBC and put Chris Hansen back on To Catch A Predator. After 11pm, rerun infomercials for Girls Gone Wild.

Desperate measures for desperate times.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 08:28 PM (JO9+V)

197 There is only one way for CNN to save themselves.

F-Troop Marathon.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits

Along with "Weekends With Lucy"

Bowling for Dollars

Posted by: tu3031 at July 06, 2017 08:28 PM (qJhUV)

198 Where are the Duke brothers to scream about turning the rating machines back on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:28 PM (3XP1W)

199 >>I want dick cream commercials to be doubling their numbers.

Hey, that's what we claim.

Posted by: Dick Cream at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (/Nite)

200 In Vino Veritits:

Nope. Only way for CNN to save itself: go 24-hour pron.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (eMKNe)

201 "He also took a Stone Cold Stunner. Rather poorly, but he did take one.
Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2017 08:28 PM (z/Ubi)"

He bumps better than Kane, at least.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (uuwor)

202 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (Cjphs)

203 "161 Yogi Bear never lied to me. Deputy Dawg never lied to me.

Now Top Cat, all lies. The City corrupts. "

In these times of troubles and dangers, there is only One Uncorruptible Hero who you can Trust. Not bird nor plane nor even frog, you can always rely on UnderDog!

Posted by: Lovable Shoeshine Boy at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (V2Yro)

204 98 I'd give anything to have someone bring back the old Looney Tunes. Err, perhaps they have, but, being a cordcutting get-around-cable kind of guy, maybe I am mistaken.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 06, 2017 08:15 PM (5leUT)

++++

Agreed! Bring back Moose and Squirrel as well.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (pvjTE)

205 cnn should buy out newsweek and go into the print business to save their business.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:27
----------

At this point I don't know if they could raise the one dollar to buy it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (x3Srw)

206 184 It's hard to comprehend that there is no person in a senior position at CNN that isn't saying--"why don't we stop doing stupid sh*t?"

It's their Faith.

How many time have you seen me set people off for questioning their Faith ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (fiGNd)

207 That or beg, borrow, buy (read steal) the weekend Lockup! series from MSNBC and put Chris Hansen back on To Catch A Predator. After 11pm, rerun infomercials for Girls Gone Wild.

How does one go about finding these insecure, easily manipulated coeds with probable daddy issues? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

208

Re-runs of my commercials would be GREAT!

Posted by: Smilin Bob at July 06, 2017 08:30 PM (cV6Cc)

209 >>Bet CNN's ratings would go up if

Hmm.

How would [you] make CNNs ratings go up?

I'm thinking another episode of Jeopardy for Wolf.

I'd watch that.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 06, 2017 08:30 PM (wwL6Q)

210 156
First you take their prestige.
Then you take their credibility.
Then you take their respectability.

*****

Their industry used to have all of these things in the distant past. The individuals who are in this industry now never had any of those.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at July 06, 2017 08:23 PM (WwFyb)

They only had the illusion of all those because there was no way to challenge it. They were just as corrupt and leftist as they are now, it's just that they play-acted the part of Clark Kent and we had no way to expose it. Until Limbaugh, early Fox News and above all the Internet.

Gorgo the friendly angel has been revealed as the pustule laden beast it really is.

Death to you all, indeed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

211 At this point I don't know if they could raise the one dollar to buy it.

Posted by: bluebell at July

thank you

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:30 PM (0wem/)

212 Fun Fact: I called the local ACE store, which is the biggest dollar store in USA, and talked to the manager/owner. Told him I would no longer be paying more to support a local business and go to Home Depot because they advertise on CNN (I do about $5-6000/yr there). He said I was not the first. Asked him to pass that up. Said he would and to give them a second chance.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:30 PM (npdX6)

213 Well, we now know what Don Lemon is going to do for the CNN NYE broadcast

Ecstasy. And he'll try hitting on Anderson Cooper, except he'll screw up and accidentally made the moves on a big cream-covered carriage horse instead

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 06, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

214 Huckleberry Hound was no Tennessee Tuxedo.

Si, si, si, for Tennessee Tuxedo,
Si, si, si, for Tennessee Tuxedo,
though he may fail
on his way to fame and glory...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 06, 2017 08:30 PM (w7U7L)

215 Not even Johnny Quest could save CNN at this point I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (3XP1W)

216 Can you die from gloating too much?

I may need to call my Dr in the morning.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2017 08:25 PM (tr2D7)

I'm testing that theory, because I am frigging Gloatius Maximus.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (aMlLZ)

217 I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue!

(oh wait I didn't quit yet)

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (V2Yro)

218 All you people need to shut the f*ck up. CNN is coming back. You will not believe the bunkerbuster I am going to drop on you people. I have it all arranged.

Hold on, I have to take this call.

"Mr. Stewart! Thank you for returning my call. We at CNN were hoping that you would...uh huh...uh huh...so you like being retired...uh huh...golf...elder statesman...big boat...OK, right, thank you for your time. Ciao."

As I was saying. Oh, crap. Let me get back to you.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (iMxBJ)

219 The goal of the game is to capture the soft center. Because they are soft and centrists, they will follow the stronger more capable side. Spoiler: Prestige is not strong nor capable, it's literally nothing.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (2qHjF)

220
Trump: Colonel Hogan.

Zucker: Colonel Klink.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (i1DVT)

221 161 Yogi Bear never lied to me. Deputy Dawg never lied to me.

Now Top Cat, all lies. The City corrupts.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew

Of all the cartoon theme songs from The Olden Days, "Top Cat" is the catchiest -- my favorite! :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3_XRsDP7eM

Top Cat!
The most effectual!
Top Cat -- who's intellectual!

Close friends get to call him "T.C.,"
Providing it's with dignity!

Top Cat!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a VIP, he's a championship.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat!

Yes, he's the chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat!

Top Cat!

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (DQ4Fv)

222 thank you
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06
---------

I get you, y5.

Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2017 08:32 PM (x3Srw)

223 I want dick cream commercials to be doubling their numbers.

You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Posted by: Richard Cream at July 06, 2017 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

224 CNN should go all-Bigfoot, all the time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 06, 2017 08:32 PM (PXj2C)

225 I think CNNs shenanigans will cut at least $2B off the ATT bid.

That kind of thing people notice.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2017 08:32 PM (jHrzU)

226 someone said cnn is working on a story about how the U.S. used sarin in an operation to kill defectors during the Vietnam War.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:32 PM (0wem/)

227
22 /pol/ using the CNN app to drive rating down to 1 star:

https://twitter.com/polNewsForever/status/883077241101578240
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (NOIQH)

Just checked out the status of their app for the iPhone. 4,279 ratings so far, of which probably over 3,500 are one star. Lots of reviews, too, in which the writers made it abundantly clear that their low rating is due to CNN threatening to dox the .GIF creator.

Scarily impressive...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (pNxlR)

228 Jeff Zucker looks like a person who has suffered 100's of cocaine induced mini-strokes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (2qHjF)

229 If Trump made this happen by tweeting, he should get a gold checkmark.

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (iMxBJ)

230 Sorry America, CNN is a tax!

Posted by: John Roberts at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (npdX6)

231 But there must be a significant, deeply disturbed core that truly believes in what they are doing to their brand and their bottom line. My guess is that those people make enough money to weather a termination, and don't actually give a rat's ass about the other people who probably will be hurt badly by a CNN implosion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (wYseH)

It's Zucker. He's a rolling clusterfuck. Do the googles about his tenure at NBC. An absolute fucking disaster.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (4ErVI)

232 Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail!

Bend over Chumley.

Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (/Nite)

233
When even Jerry Springer seems more above-board than Jeff Zucker . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)

234 It's hard to comprehend that there is no person in a senior position at CNN that isn't saying--"why don't we stop doing stupid sh*t?"
--
No, it's not.

I imagine CNN upper management is like a clique; they all believe exactly the same thing. Think "brainwayshed, mentally ill cult members."

None of them see this as a problem; in their world, they are heroes. Essentially, they're all frothing, batshit crazy liberals who really think that Trump is going to k*ll them all and put them in FEMA camps. If they don't continue trying to stop him by doing whatever they think is necessary, they, their family and America will die.

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (aT+Bx)

235 I'm testing that theory, because I am frigging Gloatius Maximus.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (aMlLZ)

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (0mRoj)

236 Agreed! Bring back Moose and Squirrel as well.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (pvjTE)

That would do nicely as well.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (3ob59)

237 There was no taking . CNN aimed that gun squarely at their crotch and shot their own balls off.

I really like the guys at the Ace Hardware store so I'm going to have a little chat with them first.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (OuPAS)

238 187 Only one thing for CNN to do: have a special in which they open up ~~Al Capone's old stash~~ Gwyneth Paltrow's old vault.

Worked for Jerry Rivers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:27 PM (SRKgf)

================

Fixed.

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (ZcAbN)

239 "224 CNN should go all-Bigfoot, all the time."

My wife showed me a show on cable yesterday called SheepSquatch. Zucker, Take Notes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (V2Yro)

240 226 someone said cnn is working on a story about how the U.S. used sarin in an operation to kill defectors during the Vietnam War.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:32 PM (0wem/)

If only.

Meanwhile, Jane Fonda lives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

241 I am not a penis only smaller. I am a full sized penis!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (npdX6)

242 And to think, if they hadn't insulted Trump at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, they wouldn't have steeled his resolve to the point where he ran just to burn the media to the ground.

I think we're in the beginning of the "salting" phase. Stone scattering to be announced shortly.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (QGoUX)

243 WooHoo, and I never even got myself in gear to email one advertiser that I was going to boycott because they are paying CNN to air lies. Well I suppose that step will have to be taken at some point. CNN will still churn out lies that the rest of the FNM will repeat, even with tiny viewership #s. We will need to have a "FINISH THEM" attitude.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (eASYU)

244 231 It's Zucker. He's a rolling clusterfuck. Do the googles about his tenure at NBC. An absolute fucking disaster.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (4ErVI)

Zucker is a symptom, not a root cause. The entire industry is there to do one thing and one thing only - advance the Leftist cause at all costs. Period.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)

245 Nope. Only way for CNN to save itself: go 24-hour pron.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 08:29 PM (eMKNe)

Excellent idea. Especially very specialty/niche pron:
- Hairy Tit Shaving
- Jackal Furries
- Wasp Nest Rape
- Eye Socket Jobs
- Lutefisk Urethral Probing

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (cV6Cc)

246 CNN should go all-Bigfoot, all the time.

-
Bigfoot and black holes.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (Nwg0u)

247 You would have to have a serious kink to want to watch Jerry Rivers explore Gwenny's steam-cleaned clam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (3XP1W)

248 CNN is a tax?

No, CNN is the POX!

(an old timey disease, and a curse. You can goggle it)

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (m9X4Y)

249 No, it's not.

I imagine CNN upper management is like a clique; they all believe exactly the same thing. Think "brainwayshed, mentally ill cult members."

None of them see this as a problem; in their world, they are heroes. Essentially, they're all frothing, batshit crazy liberals who really think that Trump is going to k*ll them all and put them in FEMA camps. If they don't continue trying to stop him by doing whatever they think is necessary, they, their family and America will die.
Posted by: shibumi at July

the first thing cnn management did was to shoot the 10th man. then they got down to business.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (0wem/)

250 I imagine CNN upper management is like a clique; they all believe exactly the same thing. Think "brainwayshed, mentally ill cult members."

Healthy organizations don't use Scuzz Feed as a farm team, like how CNN poached Andy K. the Unadoxer.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (6FqZa)

251 It's hard to comprehend that there is no person in a senior position at CNN that isn't saying--"why don't we stop doing stupid sh*t?"

I think they might be trubelievers? That they think their insane lying nutballism is for the good?

Otherwise it makes no sense.

CNN is like a twitter troll, they seem to think that the lies they tell are true? Weirdest shit of all time.

Posted by: dagny at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (wQp4D)

252 Here's a sneak peek clip from CNN's New Years Eve 2018:

Anderson Cooper: "Welcome to CNN's live New York coverage of New York celebrating the new year. Outside of saying that ONE sentence, I have no contractural responsibility to say anything else."

*sits and sulks*

*AC forced to repeat that one line over and over again until he walks off. Then Jeff Zucker himself finally has to appear on camera*

JZ: "Uh... Anderson had to leave early because he was just too excited about all our coverage! And now for our next guest, you'll just love the comedy stylings of... oh fucking shit... GALLAGHER?!?!?"

*Gallagher immediately rushes out, smashes a watermelon and ruins Zucker's outfit*

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (eMKNe)

253 226. They did run that xrap, sometime inbthe '90's. Operation Tailwind. As I recall, it was traced to a misreading of the blu designation.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (TwwWO)

254 To be fair, Yogi Bear was a damn fine show. It was no Quick Draw McGraw, but what was?

Bing! Bing BING!!
Posted by: Ricochet Rabbit at July 06, 2017 08:12 PM (jw2Xw)

Pikers.

Posted by: TopCat at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (vIjP2)

255
The passengers from MH340 have contacted MSNBC and begged CNN not to look for them any more.

"Our ju-ju is bad enough as it is without getting 'help' from you," read their communique.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

256 194 Until they are in the shower trying to scrub the shame from themselves with Brillo, I hope the rape of CNN doesn't stop.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 06, 2017 08:28 PM (TE03o)

================

Raping yourself is an art-form.

Posted by: Mattress Girl at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (ZcAbN)

257 For CNN to have Jackal Furries, they would need Low IQ Mika to host the show.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (3XP1W)

258 In Vino Veritits, I'm turned on already!!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (eMKNe)

259 I get you, y5.

Posted by: bluebell at July

that is all I want

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (0wem/)

260 I'm testing that theory, because I am frigging Gloatius Maximus.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (aMlLZ)

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:33 PM (0mRoj)

feel free, I got a shitload more. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (aMlLZ)

261 Meanwhile, Jane Fonda lives.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

Before I sold my Super-Glide, my beanie had a big sticker on back that read "Fuck Hanoi Jane".

I still feel the same way.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (fiGNd)

262 "And to think, if they hadn't insulted Trump at the White House
Correspondent's Dinner, they wouldn't have steeled his resolve to the
point where he ran just to burn the media to the ground"

----------------

You are welcome!

Posted by: Barak Obama at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (npdX6)

263 Bigfoot and black holes?

You have my attention!

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (UlJxP)

264
Somewhere in Heaven, Paddy Chayefsky is looking down on this and saying "I hate to say I told you so, but . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

265 Super Chicken?

Posted by: CN at July 06, 2017 08:37 PM (W4xXw)

266 80
How about that. Constant re-runs of American Pickers and Pawn Star are more popular than the Clown Nose Network. Whodathunkit?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (FAo3p)

"Clown Nose Network." Perfect!

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2017 08:37 PM (XoldI)

267 CNN thank you.

Posted by: Joe & Mika at July 06, 2017 08:38 PM (npdX6)

268 The Assassination of Yogi Bear by the Coward BooBoo Bear

http://bit.ly/2tXpvJO

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 06, 2017 08:38 PM (LTHVh)

269 The entire industry is there to do one thing and one thing only - advance the Leftist cause at all costs. Period.
---

Yep. Trumps election has sent them over the edge.

They really believe that they MUST do this to save America, and that they are the only ones on the side of Good and RIght.

BTW, that means that HATE everyone who does not believe what they believe, and that those disbelievers must be silenced.

Yes, they would kill us.

And yes, they are no different than David Berkowitz who said a dog was telling him what to do. They're gettig secret imaginary messges from Hillary. Or Soros.

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:38 PM (aT+Bx)

270 265. Shhhh.....he is legend.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 08:38 PM (TwwWO)

271 y: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (eMKNe)

253 226. They did run that xrap, sometime inbthe '90's. Operation Tailwind. As I recall, it was traced to a misreading of the blu designation.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July

that was part of it. there was so much wrong it is hard to know where to start. Somewhere in the story they describe our soldiers walking through a cloud of gas and throwing up but that was it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:38 PM (0wem/)

272
They need to bring back Jeanne Moos and Elsa Klench.

For Jello wrestling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:38 PM (mbhDw)

273 Where do I go to get my reputation back?

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (UnDQI)

274 Why can no one tell me what Russia was supposed to have done? How did they "interfere"? By doing what?

Posted by: dagny at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (wQp4D)

275 Part of this is probably what Sarah Hoyt calls "Roll hard left and die," regarding other media companies (small publishers, mainly).

The hypothesis is that, when they see they are in trouble, the go hard left to virtue-signal and let other publishers know they're about to be on the job market, and you should totes snatch them up because they're Down for the Cause.

When a market (publishing, MFM) is primarily left-wing, this kind of behavior is kind of like having veteran status on your resume applying in the defense sector.

The wailing radical screams are actually final burnishing of their resumes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (wB8Tg)

276 >>Scarily impressive...

I have a particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that made me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you, and I will kill you.

Posted by: 4chan at July 06, 2017 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

277 Bigfoot and black holes.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July

what's the difference?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:40 PM (0wem/)

278 273 Where do I go to get my reputation back?

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (UnDQI)

Thread winner in the Ironic Comment category.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)

279 "BTW, that means that HATE everyone who does not believe what they believe, and that those disbelievers must be silenced.

Yes, they would kill us."

That is why I kept buying ammo after November.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:40 PM (npdX6)

280 Shamelessly stolen from the comment section at Instapundit:

CNN wants to commit seppuku, but they're worried about getting accused of cultural appropriation.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 08:40 PM (eMKNe)

281 So, how long before CNN decides that what they did was totally legal, since there was implied hate speech involved? Or have they already tried that?

/they won't point out that we don't have hate speech laws.

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (aT+Bx)

282 All you people need to shut the f*ck up. CNN is
coming back. You will not believe the bunkerbuster I am going to drop on
you people. I have it all arranged.

Hold on, I have to take this call.

"Mr. Stewart! Thank you for returning my call. We at CNN were hoping
that you would...uh huh...uh huh...so you like being retired...uh
huh...golf...elder statesman...big boat...OK, right, thank you for your
time. Ciao."

As I was saying. Oh, crap. Let me get back to you.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at July 06, 2017 08:31 PM (iMxBJ)

*racks old brain*
Patrick?Tony?Jackie?Jimmy?
Who could it be now? *starts humming Men At Work song*

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (JO9+V)

283 224 CNN should go all-Bigfoot, all the time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 06, 2017 08:32 PM (PXj2C)

================

Keeping Up With The Mooches.

Posted by: Mattress Girl at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (ZcAbN)

284 If CNN were to change, and drop the nonsense, that would be admitting they are frauds.

They can't do that. They're stuck. Until they hit rock bottom and get bought out and reformed into something else.

"This is the Clown Nose Network."

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (XoldI)

285 Remember Wolf Blitzer is that Mensa giant that got keel-hauled on Jeopardy

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (3XP1W)

286 Ya'll know in your hearts that the C Ninnies are compelled by their own arrogance and self-regard to double and triple down on this.

They literally can not back down.

No more than you could live without breathing.

They can not stop.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (vIjP2)

287 72 CNN is really praying for a plane to go missing about now
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2017 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

That or a cute blond in the Caribbean.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (P/kVC)

288 273- Try Peoria

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (OuPAS)

289 I didn't know anyone watched CNN on purpose. Ratings don't really count if you are forced to watch in an airport

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (WwFyb)

290 That is why I kept buying ammo after November.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:40 PM (npdX6)

A fantastic idea.

If only I had ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (fiGNd)

291 JoMika so stupid they thought Tupac Shakur was an Indian dish!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (RrhD2)

292 Barely squeaked one out over the Hallmark Channel.

Posted by: @DangerGirl
________

Depends on the ratings week. CNN doesn't stand a chance going up against Kitten Baseball.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (zkGZ8)

293
I think Limbaugh should lead a group of investors and buy them out for like $90 million. Because they sure as shit ain't worth the $1 billion that is claimed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (mbhDw)

294 The only theme song to give "Top Cat" any competition is "Underdog":

When in this world the headlines read
Of those who's hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those in need.
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Underdog,
Underdog!
Underdog,
Underdog!
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder!!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!
Underdog,
Underdog!!!

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

295 In the days following 9-11, I had the tv in the office tuned all day every day to CNN. Didn't know any better. One of my workmates, an undercover detective (I was the only civilian and most of the time the only woman on a drug task force) gently corrected me telling me that what I really wanted to watch was the Fox News Cable Channel. Made the switch.

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (PtE6F)

296 257 For CNN to have Jackal Furries, they would need Low IQ Mika to host the show.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:36 PM (3XP1W)

I love crossover specials!

Posted by: josephistan at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (ANIFC)

297 because I am frigging Gloatius Maximus.
---
Are you a friend of Caesar too?

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (tr2D7)

298 Why can no one tell me what Russia was supposed to have done? How did they "interfere"? By doing what?

Posted by: dagny at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (wQp4D) fnord (wQp4D)

Phishing for emails, and, and, and, saying mean things!

And "colluding," with someone. Anyone. Anyone but Hillary. And Podesta. And...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (wB8Tg)

299 yeah, you want to know what is really funny? Best move to restore credibility for cnn, hire Bill O'reilly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (0wem/)

300 20 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!

The person who posted this is:
A) an idiot
B) a dork
C) a 13 year old girl.

Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (hZ+us)

301 "The Gong Show" reruns

Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berris at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (UnDQI)

302 Where do I go to get my reputation back?

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM
---

We can help, but it will be costly.

Seven figures costly. Maybe more...

Posted by: Reputation.com, choose us to manage your online reputation! at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (aT+Bx)

303 282 *racks old brain*
Patrick?Tony?Jackie?Jimmy?
Who could it be now? *starts humming Men At Work song*
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 08:41 PM (JO9+V)

You're going to kick yourself when you figure it out. You're aiming way too high.

Oh, all right. Jon.

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (iMxBJ)

304 I think everyone at CNN has been on SSRI medications since forever. And after a 2 year stint focusing like zombies 24/7 on an underwater jet they were jerked awake to discover there was a general election taking place. So they went cold turkey on their SSRI medications and listened to the hallucinations in their heads. The obvious solution for this was opioids. And here we are.

Posted by: Corona at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (/GAGc)

305 >>They really believe that they MUST do this to save America, and that they are the only ones on the side of Good and RIght.

And if they just keep trying, the next special election is sure to go the right way!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (wwL6Q)

306 297 because I am frigging Gloatius Maximus.
---
Are you a friend of Caesar too?
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (tr2D7)

"When I stand up I'm as right as rain, but when I bend over (wink-wink) I get a stabbing pain."

- - Under Dog

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (mbhDw)

307 The person who posted this is:
A) an idiot
B) a dork
C) a 13 year old girl.

Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017
-----------

D) a frilly doily

Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (sBOL1)

308 Feminism is to blame for all of this as well. They have alienated and pissed off young autists who have nothing to do but tear down the system that supports feminism and gynocentricism.

Feminism is literally cancer.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (2qHjF)

309 JoMika so stoopid they thought sexual battery was something you put in yo' dildo!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (RrhD2)

310 Yes, they would kill us.

And yes, they are no different than David Berkowitz who said a dog was telling him what to do. They're gettig secret imaginary messges from Hillary. Or Soros.
Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:38 PM (aT+Bx)

=======

They were one election away from sealing the deal. The whole shebang. They thought they had it in the bag (or car trunk). Then, Godfather Donny Two Scoops swooped in, knocked over all their game pieces, and took a giant dump in the middle of their game board.

It is frightening to think how close they came to having it all.

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (segId)

311 Are you not entertained????!!!!????

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (npdX6)

312 "Last week, more Americans tuned in to watch re-runs of 'Yogi Bear,' 'Full House,' and 'Friends' on Nick At Nite than to watch Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon's shows on CNN."

CNN's marquee talent is, however, still holding a marginal ratings lead over re-airings of _Manimal_, _Mr. Ed_, _My Mother, The Car_, and _Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp_.

Let's not lose sight of what's really important here.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (ujwCG)

313 301 "The Gong Show" reruns
Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berris at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (UnDQI)

Popsicle Tiwns on an endless loop. 30 share, easy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

314 Maybe cnn should go porn. letters would work.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (0wem/)

315

How about a medical special:

'Blended. How J'Mika came to be and how they love their new life with a shared cloaca.'

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (cV6Cc)

316 Zombie @ 123- goobers.
Thank you for that explanation of peanuts. I grew up in South Carolina and probably ate more peanuts than the average bear (SWIDT?), 99 percent of which were boiled. That means pull them out of the ground, pick off the vine, wash off the dirt, throw them in a pot with some salt, and boil til done. Peel and eat. I believe GOD Himself decreed that peanuts be boiled, though some, unorthodox to be sure, eat peanuts in other ways. Boiled peanuts are the bestest way to eat them. And now, okra, which has the African name gumbo, I believe.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (zLDYs)

317 247 You would have to have a serious kink to want to watch Jerry Rivers explore Gwenny's steam-cleaned clam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:35 PM (3XP1W)

================

LOL

Posted by: Mattress Girl at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (ZcAbN)

318 Joan Lee, Wife of Comics Legend Stan Lee, Dies at 93

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (e8kgV)

319 Ya'll know in your hearts that the C Ninnies are compelled by their own arrogance and self-regard to double and triple down on this.

They literally can not back down.

No more than you could live without breathing.

They can not stop.
---

Agreed.

"They're too stupid to understand what we're saying. If we just scream louder, they'll agree. I'm sure of it."

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:45 PM (aT+Bx)

320 I really don't know who was more ignorant of Jeopardy!

Journalists or Teachers or children.

Yes I do.

Journalists!

Posted by: JAS at July 06, 2017 08:45 PM (UnDQI)

321 Eventually content will have to be replaced on CNN. My guess is that it will probably take an ill-considered shot at fashioning themselves after Fox News, avoiding politics at first until the shitheels in the back start re-injecting the old Marxist bullshit. After that, CNN will be largely forgotten, like Al Gore's Current TV.

Posted by: S at July 06, 2017 08:45 PM (poT2p)

322 309 JoMika so stoopid they thought sexual battery was something you put in yo' dildo!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (RrhD2)

Mika told Joe to kiss her where it stinks. So he drove her to Secaucus and kissed her.

(substitute CNN HQ for Secaucus)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:45 PM (mbhDw)

323 The only way this day could have been better would be if the Polish crowd had chanted "Build The Wall!"

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 08:45 PM (iMxBJ)

324 JoMika so stupid they yelled in an envelope and thought it was voicemail!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 08:45 PM (RrhD2)

325 Reading that thanks to their behavior lately, Trump is likely to make it really difficult for Time Warner (CNN's parent) to merge with AT&T.

Hopefully the shareholders will go after Zucker for that, with brass knuckles on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (eMKNe)

326 "Feminism is literally cancer."

Give me the too-mah any day. At least it won't loudly hector me about phallocentricity and patriarchy while it's killing my ass dead.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (ujwCG)

327 They were one election away from sealing the deal. The whole shebang.
They thought they had it in the bag (or car trunk). Then, Godfather
Donny Two Scoops swooped in, knocked over all their game pieces, and
took a giant dump in the middle of their game board.

It is frightening to think how close they came to having it all.
---

Tell me about it.

I was more scared of this election that I was of Obama.

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (aT+Bx)

328 Dear CNN, I never thought I would write you but the other night I was delivering pizza to a sorority and....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (npdX6)

329 One of your best posts, Warden! Bravo!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Afroman at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (34GqI)

330 They were one election away from sealing the deal. The whole shebang. They thought they had it in the bag (or car trunk).

Naw.

They were One Election from calling out a Civil War. That's all.

And might be One Election away yet.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (fiGNd)

331 325 Reading that thanks to their behavior lately, Trump is likely to make it really difficult for Time Warner (CNN's parent) to merge with AT&T.

Hopefully the shareholders will go after Zucker for that, with brass knuckles on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (eMKNe)

I own some AT&T. Time to fire off a letter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)

332 >>They really believe that they MUST do this
to save America, and that they are the only ones on the side of Good and
RIght.

And if they just keep trying, the next special election is sure to go the right way!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 06, 2017 08:43 PM (wwL6Q)

Well first thing is they need to find a truly sincere pumpkin patch . . .

Posted by: Linus at July 06, 2017 08:47 PM (JO9+V)

333

The person who posted this is:
A) an idiot
B) a dork
C) a 13 year old girl.

Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (hZ+us)

The person who posted this completely missed the joke.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

334 313 301 "The Gong Show" reruns
Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berris at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (UnDQI)

Popsicle Tiwns on an endless loop. 30 share, easy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

Bravo.

Posted by: josephistan at July 06, 2017 08:47 PM (ANIFC)

335 327. Hillary would have been the completion of their Death Star.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 08:47 PM (TwwWO)

336 These tweets these dufii keep sending out-are they sent in the name of CNN or are they personal?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 08:48 PM (TisfY)

337 Give me the too-mah any day. At least it won't loudly hector me about phallocentricity and patriarchy while it's killing my ass dead.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (ujwCG)

I saw a description of a movie where a guy falls in love with his girlfriend's brain tumor.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 06, 2017 08:48 PM (hMwEB)

338 330 They were one election away from sealing the deal. The whole shebang. They thought they had it in the bag (or car trunk).

Naw.

They were One Election from calling out a Civil War. That's all.

And might be One Election away yet.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (fiGNd)

They're still one election away. We need what happened in 2016 to happen at least 7 more times in a row with outsiders. And then we really have to take a blowtorch to the bureaucracy and cut it down to size, while at the same time taking back the schools.

For now, relief.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

339 Polly Purebred was a DILF.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 08:48 PM (IqV8l)

340 274 Why can no one tell me what Russia was supposed to have done? How did they "interfere"? By doing what?
Posted by: dagny at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (wQp4D)

Supposedly some Russians trolled various American web pages trying to influence the election - foreigners stated an opinion on American politics on World Wide Web.

Status - TRUE

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2017 08:49 PM (P/kVC)

341 273 Where do I go to get my reputation back?

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (UnDQI)

================

Pedo Island.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 06, 2017 08:49 PM (ZcAbN)

342 You know a CNN will stretch a mile before it tears an inch.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:49 PM (npdX6)

343 Well it would be more than cross-service. Talking Furs after all. So cross-species yiffing by the Fursonas.

Only way to top that in ratings would be for Mika to claim to have a Squirrel Fursona and try to live her life as such. While watching to see how Pyscho Joe reacts to her hiding the nuts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:49 PM (3XP1W)

344 Airwolf beat us??

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:49 PM (XoldI)

345 344 Airwolf beat us??
Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:49 PM (XoldI)

Airwolf Blitzer FTW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)

346 Say, that "journalists are the new victim group" meme didn't really take off, did it?

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (iMxBJ)

347 339 Polly Purebred was a DILF.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 08:48 PM (IqV8l)

You're one sick puppy.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (0mRoj)

348 Airwolf beat us??
Posted by: CNN at July

they shot down your news chopper too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (0wem/)

349 344. Earnest Borgnine, bitchez

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (TwwWO)

350 (Apologies to Manowar for very slightly altering one or two words)

The spell has been broken
the curse has been lifted
black is the wind
on the heels of the gifted
All sworn to vengeance
see the hate in our eyes
called by the gods
and given a sign

onward pounding into glory ride
sign of the hammer is my guide
final warning, all stand aside
sign of the hammer, its our time

Pounding, pounding
we are back from the dead
those who denied us
are delivered instead
into the hands
of those sworn to ride
now the people will triumph
and live by the sign

onward pounding into glory ride
sign of the hammer is my guide
final warning, all stand aside
sign of the hammer, its our time

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (aMlLZ)

351 JoMika so stupid they went to a complimentary breakfast and told the eggs they looked nice!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (RrhD2)

352 Airwolf Blitzer FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (0wem/)

353 274 Why can no one tell me what Russia was supposed to have done? How did they "interfere"? By doing what?

Posted by: dagny at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (wQp4D)

================

Hillary lost and DogEater's IC was spying on Trump. So they had to create a justification for both ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (ZcAbN)

354 CNN host Michael Scher..... saves it's the media's job to out people who say bigoted things.

------------------

Yes, true. Who defines 'bigoted' speech? The progressives in the media and in politics.

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:06 PM (m9X4Y)

Why the left of course and anyone who disagrees with them is a bigot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 08:50 PM (auHtY)

355 Why can no one tell me what Russia was supposed to have done? How did they "interfere"? By doing what?

Russia was what Hollywood calls, 'the MacGuffin'. It's in the wiki.

Russia was the mythical thing that everyone wanted; the thing that moved public opinion, that shifted voter sentiment away from Hillary and toward Trump.

It didn't matter who leaked Hillary's email server. It didn't matter(much) about BenGahzi, or the missing 6 Billion dollars from the State Department. Nor did it matter that Hillary wasn't credible to anyone who wasn't already a member of the Hillary Cult. What FBI director Comey said didn't matter, because the FBI director said that no reasonable prosecutor would indict because it was all an innocent administrative mistake and there was no intent to break the law.

Hillary was expected to win. There was no reason for her not to win. All of the media was on her side, all of the democrats. The only reasonable explanation was the Russians did something because Trump asked them to help find Hillary's missing emails.

That one thought fused the brains of everyone voting for Hillary. The Russians did something to steal the election. And because the Hillary cultists have all been brainwashed by decades of leftist propaganda. It was her time, it was their time, it was their turn to give the orders.

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (m9X4Y)

356 339 Polly Purebred was a DILF.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 08:48 PM (IqV8l)

Josie and the Pussycats. A la rechere de adolescent boners perdu.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (mbhDw)

357 I wonder if there is going to be a sudden media collapse, like the Berlin Wall in 1989. It's unthinkable until it happens.

Posted by: mark1971 at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (xPl2J)From your lips to God's ear. I hope to live long enough to see it happen.
I watched the Berlin Wall go up. Never thought I would see it come down, so I have a bit of optimism left.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (RfzVr)

358 Tell me about it.

I was more scared of this election that I was of Obama.

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 08:46 PM (aT+Bx)

======

Me too. Obama was just a symptom. After 2012, the electorate scared the shit out of me. I understood, kinda, 2008. Not his reelection.

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (segId)

359 For now, relief.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

My Laconic Wit failed again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (fiGNd)

360 Polly Purebred was a DILF.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 08:48 PM (IqV8l)

You're one sick puppy.
Posted by: Insomniac at July

she was very limber.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (0wem/)

361 There is only one way for CNN to save themselves.

F-Troop Marathon.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (cV6Cc)

Then I would watch. That or would you believe? A Get Smart marathon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (auHtY)

362 A test pattern would beat CNN in the ratings at this point.

Posted by: dantesed at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (88xKn)

363 Tonight on the C ninnies round table-

Why we couldn't be more awesome than we are.

Why Twitter should require a license to speak.

And Russia

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (vIjP2)

364 Remember, back during the primaries, how upset the media was about Trump supporters hating them? They couldn't believe that they weren't loved. They still seem to be under that same delusion.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 06, 2017 08:52 PM (JKNZq)

365 275 Part of this is probably what Sarah Hoyt calls "Roll hard left and die," regarding other media companies (small publishers, mainly).

The hypothesis is that, when they see they are in trouble, the go hard left to virtue-signal and let other publishers know they're about to be on the job market, and you should totes snatch them up because they're Down for the Cause.

When a market (publishing, MFM) is primarily left-wing, this kind of behavior is kind of like having veteran status on your resume applying in the defense sector.

The wailing radical screams are actually final burnishing of their resumes.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (wB8Tg)

So, Meagain really believed 'Not Trump' was going to win.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 06, 2017 08:52 PM (P/kVC)

366 Has to be some kind of OCD. They can't destroy Trump if no one is watching them, not even if Soros were secretly keeping them afloat somehow. That wouldn't make sense.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 08:52 PM (xAvrH)

367 The person who posted this is:

A) an idiot

B) a dork

C) a 13 year old girl.

D) A political commentator for CNN

Posted by: tu3031 at July 06, 2017 08:52 PM (qJhUV)

368
Earnest Borgnine, bitchez
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

Mermaid Man RIP

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 08:52 PM (IqV8l)

369 Airwolf beat us??

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:49 PM (XoldI)

My Mother the Car: Don't look now but..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)

370 Up=tempo cover of Josie and the Pussycats by Juliana Hatfield

https://youtu.be/EDiwNNaKpW8

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:53 PM (3XP1W)

371 TheQuietMan, those Nick at Nite reruns of "iCarly" are beating CNN's ass too. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 08:53 PM (eMKNe)

372 "Reading that thanks to their behavior lately, Trump is likely to make it really difficult for Time Warner (CNN's parent) to merge with AT-ampersand-T"

As he damned well ought.

Stuck in traffic today behind a Comcast van with the NBC (Nothing But Clownnoses) peacock logo plastered prominently upon it.

I ended up imagining trying to explain to myself from 25 years ago what in the world an entertainment broadcast network would be doing thus commingled with an ISP in 2017.

No point to it other than to bully and rip off ordinary customers.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 08:54 PM (ujwCG)

373 JoMika so stupid they put on swimming trunks to ride in a carpool!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 08:54 PM (RrhD2)

374 368
Earnest Borgnine, bitchez
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

Mermaid Man RIP
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 08:52 PM (IqV8l)

Are you referencing his very brief marriage to Ethel Merman?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:54 PM (mbhDw)

375 The person who posted this is:
A) an idiot
B) a dork
C) a 13 year old girl.

Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (hZ+us)

=============

D) Chrissy Cillizza

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2017 08:54 PM (ZcAbN)

376 The Democrats must be worried. Without their media wing they might never win another election.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (TisfY)

377 369: Or an Ishtar/Heaven's Gate loop

Posted by: CN at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (W4xXw)

378 333

The person who posted this is:
A) an idiot
B) a dork
C) a 13 year old girl.

Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (hZ+us)

The person who posted this completely missed the joke.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

Arghh. I didn't mean you! I meant the original Author of those super-journalistic words.

Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (hZ+us)

379 When journalists in this world appear
And break the norms they they should fear
And lie to all who see or hear
A cry goes up both far and near

For Bankruptcy. BANKRUPTCY!

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (iMxBJ)

380 361 There is only one way for CNN to save themselves. F-Troop Marathon.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 08:24 PM (cV6Cc)

Cuomo, I don't know why everyone says you're so dumb.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (mbhDw)

381 A la rechere de adolescent boners perdu.

Sigh. I love it when you whisper Urdu...

Posted by: Peripatetic Unabler at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (cV6Cc)

382 Later Peeps.

Enjoyed the company.

YouTube awaits. It's like a Free JukeBox.

World Turning is up right now ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (fiGNd)

383 Ten reasons why you shouldn't hire anyone from Buzzfeed. Number six will amaze and shock you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (TwwWO)

Did he ever get out of the Village?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)

384 A test pattern would beat CNN in the ratings at this point.

Posted by: dantesed at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (88xKn)

Even the Indian Head one!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (JO9+V)

385 cnn needs to get bought by qatar and relocate to doha so the can operate unfettered.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (0wem/)

386 F-Troop Marathon.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits
________

Where Indian fights
are colorful sights
and nobody takes a lickin'

Where Paleface and Re----- ....

... 86 that idea.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (zkGZ8)

387 159 When CNN started didn't they just loop the news in 30 minute segments? They just read the news and crammed it in to 30-60 minutes and then started over as I recall.
Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 08:18 PM (BO/km)

========

They still do this. CNN Headline News. Available at Airports and Bus station across the Country.
Posted by: GOULD

CNN Headline News will probably survive any culling as long as they keep the ratings hit Forensics Files. They play it on a loop after midnight on HLN. I watch it at work. They haven't made any new ones in years yet its still popular. Probably the most popular TV show on all the CNN Networks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (pY+s4)

388 Some gods are probably trying to destroy us.

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (xAvrH)

389 383
Did he ever get out of the Village?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)

"Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

- - #2

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (mbhDw)

390 What could save CNN?

Greatest American Hero marathon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (3XP1W)

391 376
The Democrats must be worried. Without their media wing they might never win another election.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (TisfY)

"There's no need to fear! GOPe is here!" /Underdog voice.

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (XoldI)

392 I always had a thing for Space Ghosts' daughter but I was younger than her back then so it was OK.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (npdX6)

393
Well, either there is a thunderstorm to the west, or North Korea is bombing an old abandon SAC base.

I could be vaporized at any moment.

Posted by: Stinson Bye de Plane at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (m9X4Y)

394 The person who posted this completely missed the joke.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

Arghh. I didn't mean you! I meant the original Author of those super-journalistic words.
Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (hZ+us)

Ah so! That would be Chris Cillizza, CNN sooperjeenyus.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (0mRoj)

395 I wonder if there is going to be a sudden media collapse, like the Berlin Wall in 1989. It's unthinkable until it happens.

I've repeatedly told my family that history occurs in the discontinuities, not in the linear portions.

My wife and I were in Egypt on Christmas when we heard of the arrest and execution of the Ceausceaus, who a week earlier had seemed ... invincible. Similarly, we were in Berlin in September of that year, and it was not at all apparent that the Wall was in its last weeks.

It is a fallacy to extrapolate from recent past events to the future. Things can change ... in an hour.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (SRKgf)

396 A test pattern would beat CNN in the ratings at this point.

Posted by: dantesed at July 06, 2017 08:51 PM (88xKn)

A test pattern would beat the collective IQ at CNN. And I would prefer a sine wave tone to Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (//Lhm)

397 rechere de adolescent boners perdu.

Sigh. I love it when you whisper Urdu...
Posted by: Peripatetic Unabler at July

what have chickens to to do with anything?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (0wem/)

398 JoMika so nasty I told them to do the robot and now R2D2 got the clap!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (RrhD2)

399 273 Where do I go to get my reputation back?

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 08:39 PM (UnDQI)

=============

Hire Brian Williams.

Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2017 08:58 PM (ZcAbN)

400 350. You need to look up Kelthuzzar. Two great songs 'Hammer of the Right' and 'Start Up the Rotors'.

Based Polak metal - tributes to Pinochet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 08:58 PM (TwwWO)

401 389 383
Did he ever get out of the Village?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)

"Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

- - #2

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (mbhDw)

Go to Orange Alert!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:58 PM (0mRoj)

402 Where Paleface and Re----- ....

... 86 that idea.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 06, 2017 08:56 PM (zkGZ

Maxwell Smart: Missed it by >< that much

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 08:58 PM (auHtY)

403 What could save CNN?
----
Network arena battles to the death.

Weapons: the lirpa and the ahn-woon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (QGoUX)

404 And now for something completely different ...

A class action lawsuit alleging the Democratic National Committee worked in conjunction with Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign to keep Bernie Sanders out of the White House has been raging on in the courtrooms for months on end - and yet, most people have no idea of its existence, in large part thanks to the mainstream media's total lack of coverage.

Jared Beck, a Harvard Law graduate and one of the several attorneys who filed the suit against the DNC and its former chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz, wants retribution for donations made by supporters to the Vermont senator's campaign, citing six legal claims of the DNC's deceptive conduct, negligent misrepresentation and fraud. The DNC violated Article 5, Section 4 of its own charter by working with a single campaign to effectively choose who would win the Democratic ballot, the attorneys stated in the suit.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (e8kgV)

405 For years CNN has been carrying the Clintons and Obama, so this is their Karma.

And why aren't the Clintons and Obama defending CNN?

No gratitude. No honor. No Code.

Posted by: ALH at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (R8uhK)

406 390 What could save CNN?

Greatest American Hero marathon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (3XP1W)

They could run every John Wayne movie back to back commercial free for a year and it would do nothing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (mbhDw)

407 Now, before we move on, someone is going to point out that the meme guy is kind of a jerk and said stuff that offends decent people.

I remember when libs were all about that.

Of course, that was for them, and the ones being offended were their enemies, but....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (oVJmc)

408
And I would prefer a sine wave tone to Anderson Cooper.

We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.

Posted by: The Control Voice at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (IqV8l)

409 Joe Scarborough is a douche bucket.

That is all.

El Kabong!!!

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (Y6JzV)

410 JJ, bing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (sBOL1)

411
What could save CNN?

----

Black hole appears in Atlanta

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (e8kgV)

412 294 The only theme song to give "Top Cat" any competition is "Underdog":

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

++++

Mighty Mouse's theme wasn't bad.
https://youtu.be/t-wUe5aEwHM

Can you guess what video that is?

Also, Bugs Bunny was ok.
https://youtu.be/YdVseljx2UU

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (pvjTE)

413 403 What could save CNN?
----
Network arena battles to the death.

Weapons: the lirpa and the ahn-woon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (QGoUX)

Dun dun da da da da dun da dun da dun da da da!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (0mRoj)

414 "The person who posted this is:
A) an idiot
B) a dork
C) a 13 year old girl.

Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (hZ+us)

=============

D) Chrissy Cilliz"

E) ALL OF THE ABOVE

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (npdX6)

415 Wacky Races. Trump as Mutley. CNN as Dick Dastardly.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (JO9+V)

416 Why, fuck CNN! Eh, Boo-Boo?

Posted by: Yogi Bear at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (oVJmc)

417 **Shows that beat CNN in the ratings**

5. Test pattern on HSN

4. TV Land reruns of Pink Lady

3. C-SPAN: Live coverage of Chris Christie sunbathing

2. Unoccupied frequency slots where people think they can hear "numbers stations"

1. Richard Simmons Talks Sex

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (eMKNe)

418 405 For years CNN has been carrying the Clintons and Obama, so this is their Karma.

And why aren't the Clintons and Obama defending CNN?

No gratitude. No honor. No Code.
Posted by: ALH at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (R8uhK)

No cray-cray. They're dumb but they're not stupid. Not stupid enough to go down with that ship.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (mbhDw)

419 Rat Patrol marathon.

Posted by: dantesed at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (88xKn)

420
You know, "My Mother the Car" is held to be the worst show of all time, and has legend status thus accorded to it.

But, Antenna TV runs re-runs of it early Saturday morning or some time around there, and I've watched some of it, just to see The Worst Show of All Time.

It's nothing.... compared to the modern dreck they put out.

Seriously, "My Mother the Car" is orders of magnitude better than any of the modern shows they put on.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (8O3HH)

421 294 The only theme song to give "Top Cat" any competition is "Underdog":

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 08:42 PM (DQ4Fv)
---
Super Chicken:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tSxhCnzIwE

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 09:01 PM (QGoUX)

422 And why aren't the Clintons and Obama defending CNN?

... two words ... plausible deniability

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 06, 2017 09:01 PM (e8kgV)

423 cnn needs two words to turn this thing around -

sandwich boards

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 09:01 PM (0wem/)

424
Are you referencing his very brief marriage to Ethel Merman?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 08:54 PM (mbhDw)

Fellers! Fellers! I've got it!

Zoolander marathon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2017 09:02 PM (pNxlR)

425 422 And why aren't the Clintons and Obama defending CNN?

They already left their twenty bucks on the nightstand.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:02 PM (0mRoj)

426 CNN: Wabbit season!!!

Trump: Duck season.

CNN: Wabbit season!!!

Trump: Duck season.

CNN: Wabbit season!!!

Trump: Duck season.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 09:02 PM (oVJmc)

427 The only theme song to give "Top Cat" any competition is "Underdog":

George of the Jungle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaXWy-HQefc

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 06, 2017 09:02 PM (e8kgV)

428 CNN saved by a 24 hour loop of Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (OuPAS)

429
CNN should hire Terence Aloisius Mahoney and Horace Debussy Jones.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (mbhDw)

430 CNN still plays at the airport. The Muzak of cable news.

Posted by: ALH at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (R8uhK)

431 So, who's old enough to remember waking up on the sofa with the test pattern on the TV and the 440 tone humming?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (//Lhm)

432
But, Antenna TV runs re-runs of it early Saturday morning or some time around there, and I've watched some of it, just to see The Worst Show of All Time.

Along with It's About Time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (IqV8l)

433 so now before you say no just listen cnn/ancient aliens network? possible news network?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (0wem/)

434 Star Trek fight music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (QGoUX)

435 395:Similarly, we were in Berlin in September of that year, and it was not at all apparent that the Wall was in its last weeks.

Yes. And the IC report that year said that there was no way the Wall was coming down and the Soviet Union wasn't going anywhere.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (pY+s4)

436 The First Amendment says that CNN must be forever and paid by the government and stuff. No really and I'm super smart. Daddy didn't extort my job from CNN. I smarter.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (npdX6)

437 "cnn needs two words to turn this thing around "

Naked titties

Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (BO/km)

438 419 Rat Patrol marathon.
Posted by: dantesed at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (88xKn)

I had a Rat Patrol lunch box for kindergarten. One of those metal things, mini thermos, etc. Loved that thing.

*Sniffles quietly for lost childhood*

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (cV6Cc)

439 413 403 What could save CNN?
----
Network arena battles to the death.

Weapons: the lirpa and the ahn-woon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (QGoUX)

Dun dun da da da da dun da dun da dun da da da!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM

Naked newscasts?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (TisfY)

440 Combat!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (//Lhm)

441 I wonder if anyone at CNN - the folks picking a fight with people who hack for fun - has a Google Drive folder called, oh maybe "CIA contacts".

If I'm one of their Anonymous Sources, I'm checking my bug-out bag about now.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (JyFLk)

442 And why aren't the Clintons and Obama defending CNN?

Because they can't. They have to maintain the risible fiction that CNN represents a balanced, objective coverage of the news.

To weigh in would make it clear even to the rubes that they're all on the same team.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (SRKgf)

443
Marathon of "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" and "Bill & Coo."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:04 PM (mbhDw)

444 Ultraman marathon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 09:04 PM (JO9+V)

445 439 413 403 What could save CNN?
----
Network arena battles to the death.

Weapons: the lirpa and the ahn-woon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (QGoUX)

Dun dun da da da da dun da dun da dun da da da!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM

Naked newscasts?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (TisfY)

You really want to see Don Lemon's or Anderson Cooper's gay floppy wieners?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:04 PM (0mRoj)

446 Naked newscasts?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (TisfY)

Whoa. Take that back, before they send it to their resident poofters, Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon.

Please.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 09:05 PM (SRKgf)

447 JJ, don't forget:

"Turner & Hooch"
"I Spit On Your Grave"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 09:05 PM (eMKNe)

448 438 419 Rat Patrol marathon.
Posted by: dantesed at July 06, 2017 09:00 PM (88xKn)

I had a Rat Patrol lunch box for kindergarten. One of those metal things, mini thermos, etc. Loved that thing.

*Sniffles quietly for lost childhood*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (cV6Cc)

"Vee trade zee vasser fur der gazoleeene."

- - Kraut Colonel who is on the soaps

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:05 PM (mbhDw)

449 This is why so many in the ruling class have been so desperate to put a leash on internet content.

The internet is the kid saying, "The Emperor/Media has no clothes."

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2017 09:05 PM (XoldI)

450 JoMika so nasty they farted and the gorillas died!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 09:05 PM (RrhD2)

451
CNN should hire Terence Aloisius Mahoney and Horace Debussy Jones.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM

Are they still in the Bowery?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 09:05 PM (IqV8l)

452 I think Limbaugh should lead a group of investors and buy them out for like $90 million. Because they sure as shit ain't worth the $1 billion that is claimed.

The AT&T merger due-diligence and valuation guys are busy writing CNN down to the value of its real estate assets.

Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2017 09:05 PM (TppKb)

453 CNN still plays at the airport. The Muzak of cable news.
Posted by: ALH at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (R8uhK)

======

Not when I'm in the gate area with my TV remote app.

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 09:05 PM (segId)

454 What will CNN write on their suicide note?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (TisfY)

455 Star Trek fight music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July

Have you ever been to Al's Breakfast? The cook plays this when things are really hopping and his griddle is covered with pancakes and hashbrowns. He screams a lot too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (0wem/)

456 451
CNN should hire Terence Aloisius Mahoney and Horace Debussy Jones.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM

Are they still in the Bowery?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2017 09:05 PM (IqV8l)

No. It got gentrified and so there went Louie's Sweet Shop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (mbhDw)

457 So, who's old enough to remember waking up on the sofa with the test pattern on the TV and the 440 tone humming?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________

Which test pattern?

Color bars?
Cross hairs?
Indian?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (zkGZ8)

458 I had a Rat Patrol lunch box for kindergarten. One of those metal things, mini thermos, etc. Loved that thing.

*Sniffles quietly for lost childhood*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:03 PM (cV6Cc)
---
I had one too!

Metal lunchboxes ruled. Great for self defense, and you could use them as sleds in the winter.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (QGoUX)

459 When I fart in the bathtub it makes bubbles....stinky bubbles that I just have to rate.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (npdX6)

460 Magilla Gorilla and George of the Jungle marathon

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (JO9+V)

461 444 Ultraman marathon.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 09:04 PM (JO9+V)

Too Jewish.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (cV6Cc)

462 Wolf Blitzer, or GINGER!?

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (lIZQs)

463 We cancelled Comcast a couple of months ago.

Mr. H finally got fed up. Worst customer service on the planet.

Posted by: ALH at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (R8uhK)

464 454 What will CNN write on their suicide note?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (TisfY)

Please fight to end bullying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (mbhDw)

465 "There's no need to fear! GOPe is here!" /Underdog voice.

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (XoldI)

So many times I think of Yertle and Paulie leaning around a door with the Hello Fellow Conservatives! smile.

Ugh. I need a beer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (4ErVI)

466 I think the far left are mostly mad at the Russians for not "keeping the faith."

They got all involved in icky commerce and allowed open religious behavior and, even worse, *nationalism*!

Some people don't get the whole WWII-Communism-Nationalism connection, but to the far left Nationalism is Literally Hitler, in their minds, composition fallacy that it may be.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (wB8Tg)

467 >>>Super Chicken

BAWKBAHBAWKBAHBAWKBAHBAWKBAHBAWWKKKK!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (RrhD2)

468 454. Dunno....guess a death-poem would be too much work, and cultural appropriation....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (TwwWO)

469 Have you ever been to Al's Breakfast? The cook plays this when things are really hopping and his griddle is covered with pancakes and hashbrowns. He screams a lot too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (0wem/)
---
Please tell me this is in Vegas and we are having our group Hangover Breakfast there.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (QGoUX)

470 I have been recently reminded of how bad a show "Alf" was. Still, better than CNN.

Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (BO/km)

471 Nick at Night usedta be great;

the Donna Reed Show, Car 54 Where Are You?, and The Andy Griffith Show

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (EZebt)

472 We're very pleased and excited to announce a new program. Something that many viewers have asked for since we started: A live news and commentary panel following Anderson Cooper. It's called "We Three Daily" and it is going to be the best thing on cable. A irreverent, progressive and thoughtful look at the News as it happens and yes, there may be a bit of comedy as well.
It stars Rosie ODonnell, Amy Schumer and Leslie Jones and everyone will be talking about it!

Posted by: This is CNN at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (B9t7n)

473 Interesting history about the term 'goober'. What about the term 'booger'?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (xAvrH)

474 I had one too!
Metal lunchboxes ruled. Great for self defense, and you could use them as sleds in the winter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (QGoUX)

We should start a club! No girls.

Unless we check them for cooties...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (cV6Cc)

475 64
To be fair, Yogi Bear was a damn fine show. It was no Quick Draw McGraw, but what was?

Posted by: pep at July 06, 2017 08:10 PM

We need a gif of Trump as El Kabong and CNN as bad guys.

Posted by: Lester at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (LfJIn)

476 Not when I'm in the gate area with my TV remote app.
----

What is this wizardy?

And can I go to 4 chan and tell them to download it and change the channel EVERY time they're at the airport or in a public place?

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (aT+Bx)

477
Can you guess what video that is?

Andy Kaufman?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (pNxlR)

478 473 Interesting history about the term 'goober'. What about the term 'booger'?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (xAvrH)

"Huh?"

- - Dr. Johnny Fever

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (mbhDw)

479 I take that naked news suggestion back. I repent fully for even suggesting it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (TisfY)

480
CNN just lost in the ratings to a rerun of Hazel.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (auHtY)

481 So, who's old enough to remember waking up on the sofa with the test pattern on the TV and the 440 tone humming?

Used to have to wake up and shut off the TV when my dad fell asleep in the recliner. Which was like every night.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (qJhUV)

482 Ultraman marathon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 09:04 PM (JO9+V)

Too Jewish.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:06 PM (cV6Cc)

Busting a gut laughing now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (JO9+V)

483 "My wife and I were in Egypt on Christmas when we heard of the arrest and execution of the Ceausceaus, who a week earlier had seemed ...
invincible."

I understand that a lot of expatriate Romanians initially refused to believe or accept this as having been real.

They figured that the Securitate were running a complex sting operation of some sort, akin to the infamous "Trust" op by the Soviet Cheka in the 1920s. To flush out concealed dissenters and subversives, the better to liquidate them.

When it finally dawned that the hated duo were actually not only ousted but genuinely dead? UNBELIEVABLE joy and celebrations. Tear-streaked faces. Dancing till dawn.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (ujwCG)

484 Please tell me this is in Vegas and we are having our group Hangover Breakfast there.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July

sigh, sadly no, Minneapolis. would not work anyway, it only has 14 seats.

But we have some great breakfast options thanks t oour inside man.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (0wem/)

485 JoMika so stank they made a skunk put a clothespin on his nose!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (RrhD2)

486 The funniest cartoon bit of all time-

Foghorn Leghorn is at war with the dog. He runs the dog to the end of his rope, grabs the dog's tongue and paints it green.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (vIjP2)

487 I used my math book for a sled one day before school started.

My parents were furious about shelling out I think it was $20 or so back then for a replacement.

Ice really tears the hell out of those hard covers let me tell you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (4ErVI)

488 I just got a new show on CNN and BOY are my arms fat!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (npdX6)

489 474
We should start a club! No girls.

Unless we check them for cooties...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (cV6Cc)

"Been there, done that."

- - S. McFarland, A. Switzer, He-Man Woman-Haters Club

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (mbhDw)

490 479 I take that naked news suggestion back. I repent fully for even suggesting it.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (TisfY)

Aw MAN!!!

*zips up pants*

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (0mRoj)

491 454 What will CNN write on their suicide note?
Posted by: Northernlurker

We would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling 4chan kids!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (pY+s4)

492 I must note that Berserker is en fuego this evening...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (e9G8E)

493 I can't stop listening to the ST fight music. The brassy flourishes and urgent beat make me want to smack the shit out of that smug bitch T'Pring.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (QGoUX)

494 *waves to All Hail Eris*

Still finding more things to write about. *starts counting* In the fourth story.

So What's up Tiger Lily? Would that save CNN?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:10 PM (3XP1W)

495 471 Nick at Night usedta be great;

the Donna Reed Show, Car 54 Where Are You?, and The Andy Griffith Show
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (EZebt)

The Phil Silvers Show beat the balls off of all of them. It's still funnier than hell.

Oh, and get off my lawn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 09:10 PM (SRKgf)

496 New CNN motto

CNN: Believe It Or Not

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 06, 2017 09:10 PM (Nwg0u)

497 Dear CNN,

I like you but... not that way.

Can we still be friends?

Posted by: Airports at July 06, 2017 09:11 PM (Uxokn)

498 494 *waves to All Hail Eris*

Still finding more things to write about. *starts counting* In the fourth story.

So What's up Tiger Lily? Would that save CNN?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:10 PM (3XP1W)

They desperately need to get Shepard Smith to play against Shepard Wong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:11 PM (mbhDw)

499 I have been recently reminded of how bad a show "Alf" was. Still, better than CNN.

Posted by: f'd

I always thought Alf looked like the monster in Dr. Who: the Curse of Peladon.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 09:11 PM (xAvrH)

500 BAWKBAHBAWKBAHBAWKBAHBAWKBAHBAWWKKKK/i]

You need three more lines of that, Chris.

Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2017 09:11 PM (TppKb)

501 Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (0wem/)

Taco Libre FTW!

Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 06, 2017 09:11 PM (IYHxL)

502 496. There wouldn't be enough scotch to get jack palance to take that gig.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:11 PM (TwwWO)

503 379 When journalists in this world appear
And break the norms they they should fear
And lie to all who see or hear
A cry goes up both far and near

For Bankruptcy. BANKRUPTCY!
Posted by: Splunge

Nice!

Continuing the theme:

POTUS!
The most effectual!
POTUS -- hates intellectuals!

Close friends get to call him "D.T.,"
Providing it's with dignity!

POTUS!
The indisputable leader of the world.
He's the boss, he's a VIP, he's a bad acid trip.
He's the most tip top,
POTUS!

Yes, he's the chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
POTUS!

POTUS!

Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2017 09:11 PM (DQ4Fv)

504 We should start a club! No girls.

Unless we check them for cooties...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:07 PM (cV6Cc)
---
Dude, check my name.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:11 PM (QGoUX)

505 The Phil Silvers Show beat the balls off of all of them. It's still funnier than hell.

This.

Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (TppKb)

506 Not when I'm in the gate area with my TV remote app.
----

What is this wizardy?

And can I go to 4 chan and tell them to download it and change the channel EVERY time they're at the airport or in a public place?
Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (aT+Bx)

=======

It comes stock on most Android phones. Not sure about Iphone platform. You select the brand of TV and do a few other setup things in the routine, and 90% of the time I can control the TV.

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (segId)

507

CNN is the guy who offers free butt stuff at a gay club, and gets no takers.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (cV6Cc)

508 480
CNN just lost in the ratings to a rerun of Hazel.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (auHtY)

And slightly under My Little Margie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (mbhDw)

509 Please fight to end bullying.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

LOL

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (B9t7n)

510 >>What could save CNN?

----

Murdoch's wicked-smaht sons hire away CNN's top talent.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (NOIQH)

511 Infomercials play CNN in the low-viewership hours.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (oVJmc)

512 Mighty Mouse's theme wasn't bad.
"Here I come to save the day..."

Also, Bugs Bunny was ok.
"Overture. Curtain, Lights..."

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2017 08:59 PM (pvjTE)
I remember pinning a bath towel around my neck, putting on my big red rainboots and jumping off everything in our basement singing and pretending to fly like Mighty Mouse.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (RfzVr)

513 504. Dibs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (TwwWO)

514
CNN: Don't laugh that we lost to a Barnaby Jones marathon. We're going to doxx the name of everyone in that retirement home just to show them who is boss around here!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (auHtY)

515
The only thing that would make me watch CNN:

Roadrunner marathon.

Better dialogue too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (//Lhm)

516 507

CNN is the guy who offers free butt stuff at a gay club, and gets no takers.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (cV6Cc)

Dingleberries like Normandy hedgerow country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (mbhDw)

517 On Earth T'Pring would have been a black widow killer. Alas Vulcan culture only allows her to geld and cuckold Stonn. While Spock quickly makes his escape.

Ever wonder if say a year after that battle, Stonn ended up on the Vulcan equivalent of milk-cartons?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:13 PM (3XP1W)

518 MeTV runs Donna Reed early mornings. And Car 54 late night Sundays. Phil Silvers, too.

Didn't Steve Martin desecrate Phil Silvers like he did Peter Sellers?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 06, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

519 I can't stop listening to the ST fight music. The brassy flourishes and urgent beat make me want to smack the shit out of that smug bitch T'Pring.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July

makes note to have ST fight music pumped into every casino and restaurant in Las Vegas. This is going to be so much fun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 09:13 PM (0wem/)

520 64 To be fair, Yogi Bear was a damn fine show. It was no Quick Draw McGraw, but what was?

Baba Looey

Posted by: Bababooie at July 06, 2017 09:13 PM (n5VsB)

521 Unless we check them for cooties...

I thought that was the TSA's job.

Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2017 09:13 PM (TppKb)

522

Ilsa had the competition beat...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:13 PM (cV6Cc)

523 Didn't Steve Martin desecrate Phil Silvers like he did Peter Sellers?

To be fair, Peter Sellers was no slouch at desecrating himself.

Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2017 09:14 PM (TppKb)

524 New CNN show: The Trigglypuff Primal Scream Hour

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 09:14 PM (iMxBJ)

525 When it finally dawned that the hated duo were
actually not only ousted but genuinely dead? UNBELIEVABLE joy and
celebrations. Tear-streaked faces. Dancing till dawn.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM

Preference cascade. It is going on now here with media at the leading edge. They never see it coming.

Posted by: Lester at July 06, 2017 09:14 PM (LfJIn)

526 Taco Libre FTW!
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July

which one?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 06, 2017 09:14 PM (0wem/)

527 524 New CNN show: The Trigglypuff Primal Scream Hour
Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 09:14 PM (iMxBJ)

Melissa Click-Bait.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:15 PM (mbhDw)

528 IIRC there was an Internet-based news shows way back when I still had dial up that involved female anchors undressing while they read the news.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:15 PM (TisfY)

529 *arches an eyebrow*

Daring to say Ilsa is better than any 'ette on this hamster-powered blog?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:15 PM (3XP1W)

530 Diagnosis: Murder... of cnn.

Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at July 06, 2017 09:15 PM (XoldI)

531 "CNN saved by a 24 hour loop of Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Ben Had"

They could focus on some real news like whatever is going on in Venezuela. But that wouldn't be prudent. Better to sit around and pray for a tsunami or an earthquake in Haiti.

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2017 09:16 PM (NbRJx)

532
CNN: We want to add a little entertainment to our lineup so starting next week we're introducing - the Sing along with Yoko hour!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:16 PM (auHtY)

533 "So, who's old enough to remember waking up on the sofa with the test pattern on the TV and the 440 tone humming?"

I had to explain to a youngster recently how BACK WHEN I WAS THEIR AGE, I had been not only the voice-activated remote control for changing channels, but how I was also often ordered to go manipulate the rabbit ears, and sometimes stand there holding the antenna for long spells at my elders' whim.

Unspoken internal dialogue:

Kid: "Yeah, what the fuck ever, you dug-up fossil."

Me: "My lawn. Get off it. Now."

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 09:17 PM (ujwCG)

534 Yeah, George of the Jungle was kinda great.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 06, 2017 09:17 PM (w7U7L)

535 So how long before a "refrigerator explodes" at CNN HQ in Atlanta??

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 09:17 PM (eMKNe)

536 394 The person who posted this completely missed the joke.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

Arghh. I didn't mean you! I meant the original Author of those super-journalistic words.
Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 08:55 PM (hZ+us)

Ah so! That would be Chris Cillizza, CNN sooperjeenyus.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:57 PM (0mRoj)

Yes, I should have been more energetic and copied his tweet, but I was being lazy. Sorry if I offended you! I obviously am not cut out for comedy.

Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 09:17 PM (hZ+us)

537 Captain Nice Network.

Posted by: Carter Nash at July 06, 2017 09:17 PM (XoldI)

538 God why won't Trump start a war! That'll fix it up real quick!

Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (4ErVI)

539 The funniest cartoon bit of all time-

Foghorn Leghorn is at war with the dog. He runs the dog to the end of his rope, grabs the dog's tongue and paints it green.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (vIjP2)

True story: We had big whie cat that would sit right at the end of the neighbor dog's leash. The dog would "bark, bark, bark" until finally giving up. Then the cat would stand up, hiss at the dog, move a few feet, and the "bark,bark, bark" would start again. This would go on and on until the neighbors finally brought the dog inside. Hillarious.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (lIZQs)

540 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

OHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!

I'll get the mop . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 06, 2017 08:21 PM (6FqZa)

No need. It's only Cillizza. Just need a single square of toilet paper. One ply will do.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (SpeiC)

541 516 Dingleberries like Normandy hedgerow country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (mbhDw)

That would be the bocage...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (e9G8E)

542 529 *arches an eyebrow*
Daring to say Ilsa is better than any 'ette on this hamster-powered blog?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:15 PM (3XP1W)

Certainly not ma'am! Simply tying in the CNN Specialty Pron Network with All Hail Eris' appreciation or 'Ette Illuminati...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (cV6Cc)

543 493 I can't stop listening to the ST fight music. The brassy flourishes and urgent beat make me want to smack the shit out of that smug bitch T'Pring.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 06, 2017 09:09 PM (QGoUX)

The Geek-out Meter has been pinned on this thread.

And, hell yes, T'Pau too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (EZebt)

544 What a massively triggering name

Dick Van Dyke... oh my gosh Dick has a dyke in the van!!!!

Soviet Justice Wanker promptly faints while clutching at pearls because they don't know that a pair of dykes are also called wire-cutters...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (3XP1W)

545 Netflix will do a series on the CNN suicide. But what will they call it?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (TisfY)

546 New CNN show: The Bat Wielding Lesbians of Evergreen State College Bowl

Posted by: Bat Wielding Lesbians of Evergreen State College at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (qJhUV)

547 532
CNN: We want to add a little entertainment to our lineup so starting next week we're introducing - the Sing along with Yoko hour!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:16 PM (auHtY)

AIEEEEEOWEEEERRRRREEEAIEEEE

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (0mRoj)

548 Dick Van Dyke?

Mary Tyler Moore once joked on Conan O'Brien that his real name was Penis Von Lesbian.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 09:19 PM (eMKNe)

549 Ever wonder if say a year after that battle, Stonn ended up on the Vulcan equivalent of milk-cartons?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:13 PM (3XP1W)
---
You just know they hated each other within days.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:19 PM (QGoUX)

550
Speaking of the Donna Reed Show, I knew I had a problem when I caught my myself watching it and having carnal thoughts about her in that full '50s housewife outfit.

Tornado through a trailer park, in that outfit. Well, her in it, I must clarify, of course.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 06, 2017 09:19 PM (8O3HH)

551 I doubt CNN would show classic TV, even if they could. Too white-cis-het. I'm sure they'd even see white maleness in the cartoon characters. Although bugs bunny was kind of gay - always kissing Elmer Fudd.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 09:19 PM (xAvrH)

552 CNN is going to hire Refrigerator Perry to be the anchor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:19 PM (3XP1W)

553 537 Captain Nice Network.
Posted by: Carter Nash at July 06, 2017 09:17 PM (XoldI)

Well-played, sir. Including your nic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:20 PM (mbhDw)

554 Yes, I should have been more energetic and copied his tweet, but I was being lazy. Sorry if I offended you! I obviously am not cut out for comedy.
Posted by: LASue, demanding and deplorable! at July 06, 2017 09:17 PM (hZ+us)

I shall devise a suitable means for you to atone for your crime.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:20 PM (0mRoj)

555 "The funniest cartoon bit of all time"

Imma let you finish, but Wile E. Coyote strapping himself into the ACME Indestruct-O Steel Ball is the funniest cartoon bit of all time. Of all time!!!

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 09:20 PM (ujwCG)

556 All those cartoons are remembered fondly, and maybe having to wait until Saturday morning to watch them made them extra special?

I remember when Cartoon Network came along, and thinking geez how many episodes of something are needed to keep feeding the 24/7 monster.

Posted by: Boots at July 06, 2017 09:20 PM (EBwPV)

557 CNN is going to hire Refrigerator Perry to be the anchor?

Well, he's dead, but then again, so is CNN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

558 I think I saw "The Bat Wielding Lesbians of Evergreen State College at The Pilgrim in '81...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (e9G8E)

559 You know, it might be fun to reverse troll CNN.

Maybe via Twitter:

#SAVECNN
New Daily Programming Discussing Transgender Issues

#SAVECNN
Daily Right Wing Hate Reports

#SAVECNN
Specials that prove Pedophilia is Normal and Good

#SAVECNN
A Daily Black LIves Matter Report

#SAVECNN
The Antifa Hour

#SAVECNN
5 HOUR SJW ISSUES BLOCKS

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (aT+Bx)

560 All the emotional stability of a 12 year old girl 3 days before her first period..... THIS is CNN!

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (segId)

561 I think Nick at Nite used to play Hazel and Dobie Gillis show.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

562 547 532
CNN: We want to add a little entertainment to our lineup so starting next week we're introducing - the Sing along with Yoko hour!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:16 PM (auHtY)

AIEEEEEOWEEEERRRRREEEAIEEEE
Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:18 PM (0mRoj)

Howard Dean and Yoko demonstrating EST.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (mbhDw)

563 True Dick Van Dyke Show story: Carl Reiner used to let his a young teenage Meathead run around the set.

Young Meathead actually grabbed MTM's ass in those carpi pants one time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (8O3HH)

564 He doesn't have to shoot me now!

Posted by: Daffy CNN at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

565 Dobie Gillis beats CNN.

Posted by: Niels son at July 06, 2017 09:22 PM (hZ+us)

566 558 I think I saw "The Bat Wielding Lesbians of Evergreen State College at The Pilgrim in '81...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (e9G8E)

Grind house movie title if ever I heard one.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj)

567 481 So, who's old enough to remember waking up on the sofa with the test pattern on the TV and the 440 tone humming?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 06, 2017 09:08 PM (qJhUV)

I didn't wake up on the sofa, but there was a period where I watched TV until signoff, the National Anthem, and finally turned it off and went to bed when the test pattern appeared.

Posted by: rickl at July 06, 2017 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

568 Re-runs of Speed Buggy would do the trick

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2017 09:22 PM (JO9+V)

569 CNN is going to hire Refrigerator Perry to be the anchor?

Well, he's dead, but then again, so is CNN.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

The fridge is dead?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:22 PM (TisfY)

570 559 You know, it might be fun to reverse troll CNN.

Maybe via Twitter:

#SAVECNN
New Daily Programming Discussing Transgender Issues

#SAVECNN
Daily Right Wing Hate Reports

#SAVECNN
Specials that prove Pedophilia is Normal and Good

#SAVECNN
A Daily Black LIves Matter Report

#SAVECNN
The Antifa Hour

#SAVECNN
5 HOUR SJW ISSUES BLOCKS

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (aT+Bx)

I like the way you think!

Posted by: josephistan at July 06, 2017 09:23 PM (ANIFC)

571 569 CNN is going to hire Refrigerator Perry to be the anchor?

Well, he's dead, but then again, so is CNN.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

The fridge is dead?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:22 PM (TisfY)

Better call a repairman.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:23 PM (0mRoj)

572 "Although bugs bunny was kind of gay - always kissing Elmer Fudd."

There's a Daffy Duck and Porky Pig classic where Porky is at the front desk of a hotel, checking out after the two of them have stayed the night, and he's presented with the itemized bill for the room service and other charges which Daffy has rung up, which are of course on a huge roll.

Down at the very end of the list before the scene changes to show Porky blowing his top, there's a housekeeping levy for removal of "love stains".

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 09:23 PM (ujwCG)

573 CNN will truly be dead when the movie Howard the Duck beats it in the ratings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:23 PM (3XP1W)

574 "The funniest cartoon bit of all time"

Definitely the singing frog.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 06, 2017 09:23 PM (lIZQs)

575 Saturday morning cartoons were the greatest thing in the world, Kid's TV.

Then the commies turned it into Indoctrination TV.

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2017 09:24 PM (XoldI)

576 Roosevelt, McKinley....

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:24 PM (QGoUX)

577

Marathon of Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, with eubonics subtitles and Joel Hoggson riffing it?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:24 PM (cV6Cc)

578 573 CNN will truly be dead when the movie Howard the Duck beats it in the ratings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:23 PM (3XP1W)

Or Leonard, Part 6 -- but after the retrial.

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 09:24 PM (iMxBJ)

579 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QVper562rY

Watch this, and if you don't have time, skip to 3:14 and consider the timeframe this show was made in.

Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2017 09:24 PM (TppKb)

580 .....

.....Lincoln?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:24 PM (QGoUX)

581 >>Definitely the singing frog.

Hello my baby ...

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2017 09:25 PM (/tuJf)

582 The singing frog is good. The Bugs Bunny at Dracula's castle is a classic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2017 09:25 PM (89T5c)

583 Down at the very end of the list before the scene changes to show Porky blowing his top, there's a housekeeping levy for removal of "love stains".
Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 09:23 PM (ujwCG)

I TOLD him not to be de be de be de uh order the uh puh puh puh porn puh uh Spanktravision movie!

Posted by: Porky Pig at July 06, 2017 09:25 PM (0mRoj)

584
Then the commies turned it into Indoctrination TV.
Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2017 09:24 PM (XoldI)
---
Captain Planet!

Somebody needs to answer for that one.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:26 PM (QGoUX)

585 575 Saturday morning cartoons were the greatest thing in the world, Kid's TV.

Then the commies turned it into Indoctrination TV.
Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2017 09:24 PM (XoldI)

What ruined Saturday Morning Cartoons.

https://youtu.be/RryI7JJ2GHQ

Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2017 09:26 PM (z/Ubi)

586 505 The Phil Silvers Show beat the balls off of all of them. It's still funnier than hell.

This.
Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2017 09:12 PM (TppKb)

My favorites, from that era (watched in syndication, I'm afraid): The Phil Silvers Show for comedy, and The Untouchables for drama.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 09:26 PM (SRKgf)

587 I think I've already seen this movie.

Fox Business Network host Charles Payne has been suspended while 21st Century Fox investigates sexual harassment allegations made against him, the company confirmed Wednesday night.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 06, 2017 09:26 PM (Nwg0u)

588 They used to have not cartoon 3 Stooges as well. Good times, might have been after school.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 06, 2017 09:26 PM (PUmDY)

589
The fridge is dead?

Whoops, look like I was wrong.

Maybe he's alive, but I'm sure SOMEBODY's dead.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 09:27 PM (oVJmc)

590 They called it Captain Planet because Tovarich Planete would have been too big a Tell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:27 PM (3XP1W)

591 "The funniest cartoon bit of all time"

Imma let you finish, but Wile E. Coyote strapping himself into the ACME Indestruct-O Steel Ball is the funniest cartoon bit of all time. Of all time!!!

Posted by: torquewrench

My vote would be for Bugs painting Elmer's scalp like an Easter egg, and then unleashing a baby on him. "I WANNA EASTER EGG! I WANNA EASTER EGG!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 09:27 PM (xAvrH)

592 574 "The funniest cartoon bit of all time"
Definitely the singing frog.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 06, 2017 09:23 PM (lIZQs)

Maybe so, but I've got a soft spot for one very surreal Daffy Duck cartoon, a sort of romp through literature, sometimes literally. It's hard to describe, but here's an example line:

"And then there was La Cucaracha. Ah, La Cucaracha. So round. So firm. So fully packed."

And yes, I know that last part is from a cigarette commercial.

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 09:27 PM (iMxBJ)

593 CNN is going to hire Refrigerator Perry to be the anchor?

Well, he's dead, but then again, so is CNN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

He's still alive but in very poor health. He's also broke

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:27 PM (auHtY)

594 I think I've already seen this movie.

Fox Business Network host Charles Payne has been suspended while
21st Century Fox investigates sexual harassment allegations made against
him, the company confirmed Wednesday night.

===

#winning

Posted by: girl cooties at July 06, 2017 09:28 PM (Uxokn)

595 Obviously, Nick-at-Night is racist....

Posted by: scrood at July 06, 2017 09:28 PM (KFyUQ)

596 Whoops, look like I was wrong.

Maybe he's alive, but I'm sure SOMEBODY's dead.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 09:27 PM (oVJmc)

======

From that era in Chicago Football? Unfortunately it is "Sweetness". Walter Payton.

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 09:29 PM (segId)

597

We all know what Night stands for...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:29 PM (cV6Cc)

598 "My vote would be for Bugs painting Elmer's scalp like an Easter egg"

_Rabbit of Seville_. Bugs administering Elmer the "Hare Tonic".

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 09:29 PM (ujwCG)

599 Captain Planet was pretty wimpy. Always had to have some kids helping him.

Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 09:30 PM (BO/km)

600 I think the Bugs Bunnys that cross over from funny to genius are the Mad Scientist one ("Now be a good little bunny rabbit and let me have your brain!") and the epic Wagnerian mashup "What's Opera Doc?".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml7vT51vUSk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHivHuPFBqA

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:30 PM (QGoUX)

601 Maybe im just ignorant about how the ratings are calculated, but I wonder what CNN's ratings actually are once you subtract out all the airports, hotel lobbies, etc.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 06, 2017 09:30 PM (55IMs)

602 598. What's Opera, Doc?

**mic drop, as is the fashion**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:30 PM (TwwWO)

603 Payne, who hosts “Making Money” on the network and appears on various other programs, has acknowledged what he described as a three-year “romantic relationship” with a married female political analyst who frequently appeared on Fox Business Network and Fox News Channel from 2013 to 2016. Payne admitted to the extramarital affair in a statement to the National Enquirer published Wednesday that included an apology to his wife, children and friends.

That relationship is now being reviewed after the woman contacted Fox’s law firm Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison last month to report her allegations of sexual misconduct. The woman, who worked for CNN last year, had a representative tell the firm she believed she was eventually blackballed from the network after she ended the affair in 2015 and tried to report Payne to top executives at Fox News, according to two sources familiar with her complaint.

The Los Angeles Times is not naming the woman because she alleges that she was coerced into a sexual relationship with Payne under threat of reprisals.

Neal Korval, an attorney representing Payne, said the anchor “categorically denies” having committed any acts of sexual harassment against the woman. Korval said Payne will respond to the woman’s allegations in court if a complaint is served.

The woman was never an employee of Fox News, but appeared as a guest across numerous Fox News and Fox Business Network programs with the hope of becoming a paid contributor. She has told her lawyer, who is preparing a legal complaint against Fox News and Payne, that she stayed in the relationship because she believed he would help her chances of landing a position at the network, according to the sources.

LATimes

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 06, 2017 09:31 PM (B9t7n)

604 599 Captain Planet was pretty wimpy. Always had to have some kids helping him.
Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 09:30 PM (BO/km)

"Helping" yeah, about that...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:31 PM (cV6Cc)

605 Captain Planet was under Ted Turner's watch, I believe. Prob. Jane Fonda era, complete garbage

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 06, 2017 09:31 PM (PUmDY)

606 All Hail Eris

In Bugs' immortal words, "What do you expect in an opera? A happy ending?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:31 PM (3XP1W)

607 From that era in Chicago Football? Unfortunately it is "Sweetness". Walter Payton.

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 09:29 PM (segId)

Also Dave Duerson who killed himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:31 PM (auHtY)

608 Kill da Wabbit! With my Spear and Magic Helmet!!

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2017 09:31 PM (XoldI)

609 608. Spear and magic helmet?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:32 PM (TwwWO)

610 548 Dick Van Dyke?

Mary Tyler Moore once joked on Conan O'Brien that his real name was Penis Von Lesbian.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2017 09:19 PM (eMKNe)

++++

I had to go check that out. Letterman, though.

https://youtu.be/tucyc5U8cjE?t=7m55s

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2017 09:32 PM (FUu/Z)

611 589
The fridge is dead?

Whoops, look like I was wrong.

Maybe he's alive, but I'm sure SOMEBODY's dead.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2017 09:27 PM (oVJmc)

Is he pining for the fjords?

I can picture all the CNN on-air personalities gathered around to say I never wanted to be a newscaster I want to be a lumberjack.
Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:32 PM (TisfY)

612 Bugs chuckles, "Spear and magic helmet..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:32 PM (3XP1W)

613 606. That costs extra.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:32 PM (TwwWO)

614 CNN is on here in the hotel bar where Im staying this evening and I shit you not, it has been Trump for the last 2 hours STRAIGHT. No other news. And they now have a panel talking about Trump meeting Putin as if its some sort of nefarious deal instead of the G 20.

It is insane. These people have lost their damn minds.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 06, 2017 09:32 PM (55IMs)

615

Fox Business Network host Charles Payne has been suspended while 21st Century Fox investigates sexual harassment allegations made against him, the company confirmed Wednesday night.

Oh, the Payne, the Payne...

Posted by: Dr. Smith at July 06, 2017 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

616 588 They used to have not cartoon 3 Stooges as well. Good times, might have been after school.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 06, 2017 09:26 PM (PUmDY)

This is the ultimate sex test. Never mind DNA shit. If you think the Three Stooges is funny, you're male.

If not, you're female.

Thus endeth the lesson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)

617 Also Dave Duerson who killed himself
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:31 PM (auHtY)

=======

I did not know that. That sucks.

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 09:33 PM (segId)

618 ATT,
Rubs their hands in glee.
$Billions saved,
'Cause CNN's depraved.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 06, 2017 09:33 PM (d3wbb)

619 612. 'Yes, magic helmet! And I'll give you a saaaammple!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:33 PM (TwwWO)

620
I wonder if Stuart Varney has been horn dogging?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 06, 2017 09:33 PM (8O3HH)

621 614 CNN is on here in the hotel bar where Im staying this evening and I shit you not, it has been Trump for the last 2 hours STRAIGHT.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 06, 2017 09:32 PM (55IMs)

1) Drink more
2) Good on you for staying in the bar, rather than the hotel itself.

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 09:33 PM (iMxBJ)

622 LATimes

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 06, 2017 09:31 PM (B9t7n)

Ummm, so a couch potato?
And never got hired. lol.

Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2017 09:34 PM (gDoff)

623 Everbody loves the Michigan raaag!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 06, 2017 09:34 PM (lIZQs)

624 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)
---
The only funny one is Curly eating the oyster stew.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:35 PM (QGoUX)

625 This is the ultimate sex test. Never mind DNA shit. If you think the Three Stooges is funny, you're male.
If not, you're female.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)

We could use this as a gender identity test for the LGBQEIEIO's when they apply for a passport or drivers license...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 06, 2017 09:35 PM (cV6Cc)

626 579 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QVper562rY

Watch this, and if you don't have time, skip to 3:14 and consider the timeframe this show was made in.
Posted by: JEM at July 06, 2017 09:24 PM (TppKb)

Hmm. Bella and Ursula... BRB.

Posted by: rickl at July 06, 2017 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

627 A dyke is also a dam, so Dick Van Dyke is also Dick Van Dam.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 06, 2017 09:35 PM (zkGZ8)

628
Sounds like a randy bunch over there at Fox. If Trish Regan wants to have an affair, please let her know I available any time of the day or night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:36 PM (auHtY)

629 What, no love for "Pinky and The Brain?"

Spielberg or not, that was funny. It existed on so many levels. In one episode, The Brain ascends to another planet, while the background music is "The New World Symphony."

Beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2017 09:36 PM (SRKgf)

630 I won't be picky. Any old timey Looney bit will work. The chicken hawk and the Rooster dude will work, even..

Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 06, 2017 09:36 PM (3ob59)

631 I liked Jinx The Cat. "I hate meeces to pieces!"

Posted by: Mike I at July 06, 2017 09:36 PM (kfM5N)

632 The Los Angeles Times is not naming the woman because she alleges
that she was coerced into a sexual relationship with Payne under threat
of reprisals.
===

Reprisals.

Or job offers.

One of those.

Posted by: girl cooties at July 06, 2017 09:36 PM (Uxokn)

633 Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch

Donny 2 Scoops vs. all takers

Posted by: Mills Lane at July 06, 2017 09:36 PM (NLaFJ)

634 Acosta still saying retarded shit on Twitter.(I got rid of the app but they still email me shit I "might be nterested in")

Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2017 09:37 PM (rmVvL)

635 630 I won't be picky. Any old timey Looney bit will work. The chicken hawk and the Rooster dude will work, even..
Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 06, 2017 09:36 PM (3ob59)

Sure, that was great stuff. And kind of similar to people like Jim Acosta and Brian Stelter and Chris Cilliza going after Trump.

Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 09:37 PM (iMxBJ)

636 I used to believe in Evolution
but I've evolved and now I think it's silly.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 06, 2017 09:37 PM (e8kgV)

637 Fox News Female Anchors are typically young and pretty and don't wear enough clothes.

Sexual Harassment is a feature, not a bug, in that environment.

Posted by: ALH at July 06, 2017 09:37 PM (R8uhK)

638 Lefty cartoons? I think it started with Woodsy, the ghey owl, which was created for the first Earth Day.

Hoot! Hoot! Don't pollute!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2017 09:37 PM (OdK9v)

639 627. Which works and explains why they were trying to get lesbians tonuse dental dams.

(Also - Dick van Dyke = elaborate manscaping.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:38 PM (TwwWO)

640 Bugs versus Dracula

https://youtu.be/2Gn4gVpLncA

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:38 PM (3XP1W)

641 "What's Opera, Doc?"

Damnitall if I can't find it right now, but there's a screencap from that which someone had captioned with "I WANT MY KIDS TO LEARN ABOUT CLASSICAL MUSIC THE WAY THAT I DID, FROM A CROSSDRESSING CARTOON RABBIT".

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 09:38 PM (ujwCG)

642 >>This is the ultimate sex test. Never mind DNA shit. If you think the Three Stooges is funny, you're male.

>>If not, you're female.

>>Thus endeth the lesson.

This is true.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2017 09:38 PM (/tuJf)

643 634 Acosta still saying retarded shit on Twitter.(I got rid of the app but they still email me shit I "might be nterested in")
Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2017 09:37 PM (rmVvL)

Two words...Subscription Management.

Posted by: ALH at July 06, 2017 09:38 PM (R8uhK)

644 CNN is on here in the hotel bar where Im staying this evening and I shit you not, it has been Trump for the last 2 hours STRAIGHT. No other news. And they now have a panel talking about Trump meeting Putin as if its some sort of nefarious deal instead of the G 20.

It is insane. These people have lost their damn minds.

These are the people saying Trump is INSANE.

It's pure projection.

Posted by: Dr. Smith at July 06, 2017 09:38 PM (oVJmc)

645 On Earth T'Pring would have been a black widow killer. Alas Vulcan culture only allows her to geld and cuckold Stonn. While Spock quickly makes his escape.

Ever wonder if say a year after that battle, Stonn ended up on the Vulcan equivalent of milk-cartons?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:13 PM (3XP1W)

Vulcan version of the red shirt dude.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2017 09:38 PM (aMlLZ)

646 Cant wait to see Donny 2 Scoops give Putin the ol' anaconda handshake tomorrow.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 06, 2017 09:39 PM (55IMs)

647 What, no love for "Pinky and The Brain?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
________

My favorite was their plan to break into Fort Knox to steal all the gold. Every part of the plan worked. Then they got to the gold, lifted a bar, and got crushed by it. Too heavy for mice to lift.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 06, 2017 09:40 PM (zkGZ8)

648 Heh...bugs bunny dodging the crazed Bedouin

'Hassan chop!' Never could do that again.

Hmmm....good for trolling Sarsour et al.....

(Files away for later use)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:40 PM (TwwWO)

649 The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

- CNN

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 06, 2017 09:40 PM (Nwg0u)

650 "Lefty cartoons? I think it started with Woodsy, the ghey owl, which was created for the first Earth Day. Hoot! Hoot! Don't pollute!"

No, the ghey owl was Poofsy.

Woot! Woot! Up the poop chute!

Posted by: torquewrench at July 06, 2017 09:40 PM (ujwCG)

651 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 08:01 PM (0mRoj)

Reminds me of 'I Can't Breathe' by Ring Lardner.

"And as for a honeymoon I will go with him to Long Beach or the Bronx Zoo, wherever he wants to take me."

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2017 09:40 PM (2NqXo)

652 634 Acosta still saying retarded shit on Twitter.(I got rid of the app but they still email me shit I "might be nterested in")

Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2017 09:37 PM (rmVvL)

++++

Check the fine print at the bottom of the email. There should be an unsubscribe link.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2017 09:41 PM (FUu/Z)

653 "When I say whoa, I mean WHOA".

Posted by: Hillary! at July 06, 2017 09:41 PM (lIZQs)

654 Buster Keaton > Three Stooges. By several orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:42 PM (0mRoj)

655 654.

Antisemitism!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:42 PM (TwwWO)

656 The Brain, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?"

Pinky trying to electrocute himself, "Narf! Gee Brain how we gonna get lederhosen in our size?"

Brain, "Shut up Pinky before I have to hurt you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:43 PM (3XP1W)

657 >>Buster Keaton > Three Stooges. By several orders of magnitude.

I'm gonna give you a pass cause I like you but don't do that shit again.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2017 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

658 That Trump is like a tattoo, he kinda gets under your skin.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn: Clown News Network Anchor at July 06, 2017 09:43 PM (XoldI)

659 The Three Stooges were incredibly stupid. Still, better than CNN.

Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)

660 >>>I liked Jinx The Cat. "I hate meeces to pieces!"

"I'll make mincemeat outta that mouse!" -- Klondike Cat

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 09:43 PM (xAvrH)

661 It might just be me, but I am in favor of cunts, pussies, and twats; so I don't see those words as put downs, but instead compliments. Be more inventive.

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 06, 2017 09:43 PM (qJ+iT)

662 644 CNN is on here in the hotel bar where Im staying this evening and I shit you not, it has been Trump for the last 2 hours STRAIGHT. No other news. And they now have a panel talking about Trump meeting Putin as if its some sort of nefarious deal instead of the G 20.

It is insane. These people have lost their damn minds.

These are the people saying Trump is INSANE.

It's pure projection.
Posted by: Dr. Smith at July 06, 2017 09:38 PM (oVJmc)

They're the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"Come back and fight you bleedin' coward. "

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 06, 2017 09:43 PM (TisfY)

663 "Dragons are so stupid."

Posted by: girl cooties at July 06, 2017 09:44 PM (Uxokn)

664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBhlQgvHmQ0

From "Sahara Hare".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 06, 2017 09:44 PM (8O3HH)

665 On Earth T'Pring would have been a black widow killer. Alas Vulcan culture only allows her to geld and cuckold Stonn. While Spock quickly makes his escape.

Ever wonder if say a year after that battle, Stonn ended up on the Vulcan equivalent of milk-cartons?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:13 PM (3XP1W)

Vulcan version of the red shirt dude.
--

Stonn was a vulcan beta cuck.

Real Vulcan would not have let T'pring have her way.

/I am so embarrased that I'm a female and know all of this

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:44 PM (aT+Bx)

666 My favorite was their plan to break into Fort Knox to steal all the gold. Every part of the plan worked. Then they got to the gold, lifted a bar, and got crushed by it. Too heavy for mice to lift.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 06, 2017 09:40 PM (zkGZ

=======

Hard to suspend disbelief there. Like there is really much of any gold left at Ft. Knox.

Sidenote, I had an old Union Lib guy try argue that we had plenty of money because all that Gold at Ft. Knox was only valued at $20/oz.

Uummmmm.....

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 09:44 PM (segId)

667 656. But brain, if they called them 'sad meals,' kids wouldn't want them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:44 PM (TwwWO)

668 My favorite cartoon ever...The Road Runner and Wile E Cyote. Sponsored by Acme, Inc.

Posted by: Mike I at July 06, 2017 09:45 PM (kfM5N)

669 "Should nevah have made that left toin at Albuquerque"

Posted by: girl cooties at July 06, 2017 09:46 PM (Uxokn)

670 655 654.

Antisemitism!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:42 PM (TwwWO)

Well, sure, that goes without saying.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 06, 2017 09:46 PM (0mRoj)

671 So, I took a nap and came back to this.
CNN Now Losing In Ratings to... Nick-at-Night

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 06, 2017 09:46 PM (+lVUW)

672 Yes, T'Pring, the Paolo melded with her while Stonn watched CNN.

Posted by: Paolo at July 06, 2017 09:46 PM (XoldI)

673 My rule regarding CNN and MSDNC: neither are ever watched in my home. My house my rules. You are at my house and you want to watch? Tough.

If I am in a public venue and one of these fake news outlets is broadcasting? I complain and leave.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 06, 2017 09:46 PM (TdMsT)

674
/I am so embarrased that I'm a female and know all of this
Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:44 PM (aT+Bx)
---
This is our Homer, our epic saga.

Homer (D'oh!) is also our Homer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:46 PM (QGoUX)

675
Moe Howard was the world's best pie thrower. When you wanted pies thrown in the face perfectly, Moe was the man.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 06, 2017 09:46 PM (8O3HH)

676 My favorite was their plan to break into Fort Knox to steal all the gold. Every part of the plan worked. Then they got to the gold, lifted a bar, and got crushed by it. Too heavy for mice to lift.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 06, 2017 09:40 PM (zkGZ

Goldfinger: Just set off an atomic device. Much quicker and easier

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2017 09:46 PM (auHtY)

677 670. That's my man!
(And, yeah, Keaton is teh awesome)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 06, 2017 09:47 PM (TwwWO)

678 Sidenote, I had an old Union Lib guy try argue that we had plenty of money because all that Gold at Ft. Knox was only valued at $20/oz.
--

Yeah, I see your Old Union lib and raise you a Communist Union President who voted for Howard Dean that believes the government should give you a house and a guaranteed job for life.

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:47 PM (aT+Bx)

679 Charlie Payne you dog you!(womans allegations sound like bullshit to me)

Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2017 09:47 PM (rmVvL)

680 When we stop watching CNN just to mock them, will they have any audience left at all?!

Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2017 09:47 PM (hZ+us)

681 On Earth T'Pring would have been a black widow killer. Alas Vulcan culture only allows her to geld and cuckold Stonn. While Spock quickly makes his escape.

Maybe I'm forgetting something- didn't she jilt Spock?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 09:48 PM (xAvrH)

682 Also love Pepe Le Pue!

"Le Skunk!"

Posted by: Mike I at July 06, 2017 09:48 PM (kfM5N)

683 CNN Now Losing In Ratings to... Nick-at-Night

So now Nick at Night is attacking Freedom of the Press?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 06, 2017 09:48 PM (+lVUW)

684 Yes, T'Pring, the Paolo melded with her while Stonn watched CNN.
--

I don't believe you The Paolo.

I think you melded with her while Stonn was doing the laundry and washing the dishes.

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:48 PM (aT+Bx)

685 The greatest pie fight ever

https://youtu.be/_eP6bkialg8

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2017 09:48 PM (3XP1W)

686 681 Yes,Spock dodged a bullet.

Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2017 09:49 PM (rmVvL)

687 Amc still has 3 Stooges mini marathons sometimes. Word to the wise,usually early am on weekends.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 06, 2017 09:49 PM (PUmDY)

688 ONT is nood

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 06, 2017 09:50 PM (Id9+8)

689 Maybe I'm forgetting something- didn't she jilt Spock?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 06, 2017 09:48 PM (xAvrH)
---
Stonn and Spock were supposed to battle for her hand, but she was allowed to choose a stand-in for Stonn. She chose Kirk, forcing Spock to fight his friend. She knew he would win, and knew it would crush his soul, and that he would leave out of a sense of guilt.

She and Stonn deserved each other.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:52 PM (QGoUX)

690 CNN has a bad momentum going. They really need to take a break, get their stuff together, and then stop hitting themselves in the nuts with a hammer.

But they are too stupid to even talk to a crisis communications consultant much less listen.

TW will spin them off to save the merger. After that, they will have about 18 months after the airport contracts end.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2017 09:52 PM (jHrzU)

691 Yeah, I see your Old Union lib and raise you a Communist Union President who voted for Howard Dean that believes the government should give you a house and a guaranteed job for life.
Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:47 PM (aT+Bx)

======

I do hope that is not someone in your immediate or extended family circle.

That sounds like 3 Dacha Bernie, with a side of his Wife stealing a million bucks. Socialism for thee, riches for me.

Because we are leaders, Proles.

Posted by: GOULD at July 06, 2017 09:52 PM (segId)

692
She has told her lawyer, who is preparing a legal complaint against Fox News and Payne, that she stayed in the relationship because she believed he would help her chances of landing a position at the network, according to the sources.

So she freely admits that she's a whore? Somehow I don't think this is gonna help her case.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 06, 2017 09:54 PM (iFZVz)

693 Larry was the ultimate foil/straight guy to Moe and Curly.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 06, 2017 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

694 Stonn was a vulcan beta cuck.

Real Vulcan would not have let T'pring have her way.

/I am so embarrased that I'm a female and know all of this

Posted by: shibumi at July 06, 2017 09:44 PM (aT+Bx)

Well, have you seen the average Vulcan? They don't really have alpha or beta, they got one speed.. pompous. Alpha human dudes wouldn't expect a Vulcan to do anything different than Stonn. Forget spock, he was half human, and most likely American in that half judging by his mom.

The real/average Vulcan would have found some twisted logical reason to let T'pring do the shit she did.

Kirk on the other hand as a true Alpha would have wasted stonn , and then told T'pring first you will blow me.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2017 10:01 PM (aMlLZ)

695 I've been on this kick for awhile ... Why doesn't one of the bottoming-out news networks just TRY conservatism -- or hell, just try FAIRNESS? What do you have to lose when you're getting beaten in the ratings by test patterns?

I see such a huge gap in media for a smart, thoughtful, conservative news network -- with:

* top-notch coverage of what's going on in Washington, that isn't just DNC talking points regurgitation;

* What's going on culturally, economically, socially throughout the country -- not just the coasts, and not the typical promoting of leftist agendas of the day; if anything, promote traditional American (classical) liberal values.

* Smart, in-depth, thoughtful coverage of what's going on in the world -- the way foreign correspondence was once upon a time.

Think Fox News without the .... Fox Newsiness. Bret Baier/Brit Hume/Tucker Carlson kind of stuff more than Hannity, the Pucker-Faced Judge and That Morning Show.

The fact that neither CNN nor MSNBC will go this route shows what "journalism" is actually about. They're basically saying, "No thanks, don't back those truckloads of gold bricks our way. We'll stand by our progressive values and finish in 10th place."

Posted by: FishingWithFredo at July 06, 2017 10:10 PM (KSVfo)

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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2017 09:30 PM (QGoUX)

The Rabbit of Seville

Case closed (no complete video, sorry).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2017 10:27 PM (pNxlR)

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Sure, that was great stuff. And kind of similar to people like Jim Acosta and Brian Stelter and Chris Cilliza going after Trump.
Posted by: Splunge at July 06, 2017 09:37 PM (iMxBJ)

With the whole hijinx angle, yeah. I would very much agree. Lotsa hijinx goin' down right now, and that rug on Acosta's head makes him look like a friggin clown. A hijinx clown.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 06, 2017 10:29 PM (3ob59)

698 Schlichter has been on fire since he jumped on the Trump Train! He's one of my favorite pundits now. He's funny and insightful, and he's totally redeemed himself after his #NeverTrump stance during the primaries.

Being #NeverTrump during the primaries, that's forgivable, IMO. So, too, is having decided Trump couldn't win in the general so you felt compelled to waste your vote on Gary Johnson or Egg McMuffin or somebody like that.

But any self-proclaimed conservative who still pretends Trump isn't the most awesome President we've had since Coolidge, or at the very least since Reagan, has no right to claim the "principled conservative" mantle anymore. I'm not naming any names right now, so just go ahead and retract your eyestalks, there, Joe "Intern-Killer" Scarborough.

Trump is doing a great job of pushing an actual, serious, conservative agenda with both major political parties working against him.

That is an absolute fact.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2017 11:14 PM (3YxFh)

699 We're comin' after you,CNN.

Posted by: 3am EBS test at July 07, 2017 12:06 AM (UFgOG)

700 >>>First you take their prestige.
Then you take their credibility.
Then you take their respectability.

Except we didn't take them. They gave them away. Or, really, they whored them away.

Posted by: m at July 07, 2017 05:37 AM (VgThI)

701 Time to turn them off at the airport. Put MeTV on or if you really want to send a message, FoxNews!

Posted by: John Phillips at July 07, 2017 07:11 AM (yiGFc)

702 VLAD - Call this ministry. Tell them that a Moody Partner referred you:

http://www.evangelministries.org/chris-brooks

Posted by: grammie winger at July 07, 2017 11:59 AM (lwiT4)

703 It has been a delightful turn of the worm.

So much hoped for, and now here it is biggly beyond my wildest dreams.

Posted by: Simplemind at July 07, 2017 07:51 PM (ZuGkg)

704 Trump is doing a great job of pushing an actual, serious, conservative agenda with both major political parties working against him.

That is an absolute fact.
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Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

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