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News of Tremendous Consequence Which I Didn't Bother to Write About Until EOD
Should you put glitter capsules in your vagina? Maybe not, say Vagina Experts.
In fairness, this sort of thing -- women trying to come up with some kind of "I've been thinking about this all day" surprise for their men -- is greatly appreciated. But I don't know about glitter. A1 Steak Sauce, maybe. Should you put your penis inside a chicken? The answer may surprise you, if you're pervert who's into chickens. Should you snort cocoa powder mixed with ginko baloba and other nonsense to give yourself some kind of combination of energy, focus, and euphoria? Experts say no, but they're killjoys.Coco Loko’s effects last about 30 to 60 minutes, according to Anderson. He added that it gives users a “euphoric but also motivated” feeling like what you’d expect from an energy drink.Me, personally? I'm doing a bump of Count Chocula the minute it comes back into the stores this Halloween. Does this recently-unearthed grainy photograph show Amelia Earhart post capture by the Japanese? Specialists in things which are not total bullshit say probably not. If I'm being honest, and I'm usually not, I'm more convinced by this video of a time traveler with what appears to be a cell phone walking on as an extra in a Charlie Chaplin movie. Though I do love this sort of thing. It's super-important that you don't post silly gifs which might, hypothetically, expose Chairborne Ranger reporters to even a 0.0001% chance of public heckling:
Let the fun begin! Look what I made. LONG LIVE THE MEMES! #CNNisISIS #CNNBlackmail pic.twitter.com/bxEfhUY1Zx
— HillaryClinton.net👌 (@HCDotNet) July 5, 2017
the one #Trump #CNNBlackmail pic.twitter.com/mJuY0aaQ0g
— NerveKek (@Nerve555Nerve) July 5, 2017
Wendy Burch — known as @goodnewswendy on Twitter — [was] pretty much showered in vomit on July 4, while covering a so-called “ironman” competition in Hermosa Beach for the KTLA Morning News. The competition she was covering included running, ocean paddling and, after that, the chugging of a six-pack of beer.Like my dad always advised: Only run in moderation and only after 5pm. And finally: I'm not sure what Heaven looks like but I'd guess it's mobbed with golden retrievers.
A golden welcome pic.twitter.com/MnV8giyR58
— HUMOROUS ANIMALS (@CUTEFUNNYANIMAL) July 5, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 07:55 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Gary Cohn at July 05, 2017 07:57 PM (l4aLi)
seems it appears there only because of the NYT's new mission to declare Soviet Subversion a real thing as of November 8, 2016.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 07:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 07:57 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 07:58 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Chicken Fucker at July 05, 2017 07:58 PM (MiPrD)
I didn't see that one. Someone else is to thank for that.
I'll add Twitchy's compilation of the best ones.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 07:58 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)
Well, maybe not. I missed that one about the chicken fucker.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:00 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Andrew K the Unadoxxer at July 05, 2017 08:00 PM (6FqZa)
And then a hit of Kaboom, to let you back down gently.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2017 08:00 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:00 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (Mouru)
"Noonan! Noonan!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw)
I have razor, will travel.
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Leprechaun at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)
#NotWinning
Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (7tzbN)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:02 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:02 PM (VHThc)
Posted by: The Leprechaun at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)
Red hearts, green clovers, yellow diamonds, glittery hoo-hoos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:02 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:02 PM (dmvvl)
Joo-hater extraordinaire. Makes Louis Farrakhan look like Rabbi Schneerson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Desmondie A. Whitman at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: josephistan at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (ANIFC)
What I don't miss is the hair that that one dog left everywhere in the house. Anyone with seven Goldens is disposing of the hair by the bale.
Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold adventure is my game. at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (0SPyv)
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That's not what the piece says. In addition to the discussion about it being her in the photo, the piece brings up the old theory that she was a spy. The expert questioned about that possibility says no evidence of that.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (FUu/Z)
Father Coughlin is now known as a right wing fascist.Just one example.
Posted by: steevy
Gabriel over the Whore House.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: The Leprechaun at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)
I heard you died in Maze Prison back in '81?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:05 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: Chicken Lover at July 05, 2017 08:05 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:05 PM (2qHjF)
When we move to the Eastern Seaboard (God-willing in the next three years or so), we'll have to have a get together!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:05 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (MiPrD)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: That Hot Dog Waitress at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (IqV8l)
Don't listen to him, Julie, I was with Horshack and Barbarino all evening. Just ask them!
Posted by: Mr. Kotter at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (rmVvL)
Is CNN going to go on a Captain Queeg like search for who made that video?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (7tzbN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (VHThc)
Time to celebrate!
*sprays champagne* *white-girl dances*
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (/o9Qk)
-
Gilda Radner answered this question some years ago in her song Talk Dirty To the Animals. "Stick your dick in Mr. Chicken."
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (IqV8l)
Well sure, Rip Taylor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Lizzy at July
well, just cause your are married does not mean you should not be into sating. man not sated at home is going elsewhere and no one will blame him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (31vnC)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (7tzbN)
Very cool! I try to visit every two years (my folks live at the beach in S. Delaware, but those visits are usually way to hectic to try and meet people.
But...but...we will be moving to S. Delaware ourselves as soon as possible. Yes, trading a red state for a blue one (albeit red county) is probably insane, but as an only child, I need to move back home and take care of the folks in their twilight years.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Glitterpussy at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (rmVvL)
Like you fucked a craft store.
Posted by: josephistan at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (VHThc)
Posted by: Chicken Lover at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (Id9+8)
Have we ever discussed how disgusting LUCKY CHARMS cereal is?
The "marshmallows" are hard as rocks.
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (y9jfe)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (rmVvL)
Like you fucked a craft store.
Posted by: josephistan at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (ANIFC)
Porn idea: "Joanne's Meets Michael's"
Call Ron Jeremy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
That's not what the piece says. In addition to the discussion about it being her in the photo, the piece brings up the old theory that she was a spy. The expert questioned about that possibility says no evidence of that.
i'm the expert saying it's probably not her.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (0wem/)
Have we ever discussed how disgusting LUCKY CHARMS cereal is?
The "marshmallows" are hard as rocks.
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (y9jfe)
"Hold my milk . . ."
- - Cap'n Crunch
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: wooga at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (+BPU3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Chicken Lover at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (/o9Qk)
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You're a good daughter.
You'll find good people wherever you are. Like attracts like. That's what I tell my kids when they go away to college. And they've all found great, conservative even! - friends.
Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (7tzbN)
Posted by: Martha Stewart at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (QGoUX)
It's a good thing.
Posted by: Martha Stewart at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Twinkletwat at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Amelia Earhart at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (VHThc)
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (6Xf+s)
One good gaseous emission and it's like Rip Taylor's house.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Cate Blanchett at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (ISM+7)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 07:57 PM (8rNrN)
So ... are they rethinking their views on Walter Duranty? On the Rosenbergs? On Alger Hiss?
If not, bugger them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (SRKgf)
Do you KNOW how embarrassing it is to have to go to your Dentist to get pieces of glitter out of your gums? DO YOU?
No, I suppose most of you don't... never mind... asking for a friend...
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (MiPrD)
Posted by: Sparkles da ho at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (6Xf+s)
Gotta do what we gotta do!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (VHThc)
That's a very wily post.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Cate Blanchett at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (ISM+7)
Have you tried steam, dear?
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Sparkles da ho at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (BO/km)
Jimmies.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)
If time travel ever were to exist in the future at any time, it will exist, will have existed, and would have existed for ALL times (to the extent that it's actual, relevant, meaningful time travel and not just hopscotching between "alternate universes" or some poppycock like that).
It doesn't exist now, therefore it never will exist.
Q E D, mutha-B's.
Posted by: Warai-otoko"
Posted by: ace who totally doesn't have a time machine or anything at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)
If time travel ever were to exist in the future at any time, it will exist, will have existed, and would have existed for ALL times (to the extent that it's actual, relevant, meaningful time travel and not just hopscotching between "alternate universes" or some poppycock like that).
It doesn't exist now, therefore it never will exist.
Q E D, mutha-B's.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (VHThc)
Posted by: Gwen Paltrow at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)
And all of a sudden I have these memories of getting a van/choc twist giant cone with chocolate jimmies from Kohr Bros' Custard at the boardwalk in the summer....
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (/o9Qk)
Okay, where do you come up with this crazy shit?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Big V at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (qnAGA)
Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (PoGrh)
so shouldn't someone make some kind of capsule that infiltrates glitter directly into the semen
think about it. or don't. I didn't.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)
I distinctly remember dating a chick who had glittered lube. Astro Glide peut-etre?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (rmVvL)
Just use a black light.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (/tuJf)
Further, she couldn't master Morse code, and so used only voice communication, which is of much shorter range, and jettisoned the transceiver for Morse code to save weight.
Apart from that, she was A-OK. A historic first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)
Oh pleeeeeease.....can the SS post a pic of a severed Kathy Griffin head?
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (Enq6K)
insane, but as an only child, I need to move back home and take care of
the folks in their twilight years.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (/o9Qk)
I'm an only child and taking care of my 90 yr old mother with alzheimer's. Of course, my wife decided to file divorce after 30 f*ing years right as she was being diagnosed a year ago just to make sure I was as insolvent as possible. Not sure how much longer I can manage, but I'm glad I was always around when she was. I never left CA, but probably will once this plays out.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (RHEDC)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (ILitO)
think about it. or don't. I didn't.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)
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That would literally be glitterbombing the vagina.
Everybody wins.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Woman in Tijuana show at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (ISM+7)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Gwen Paltrow at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (89T5c)
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*snort*
Posted by: SMFH at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)
I'm gonna need a bigger glass of bourbon to ponder that one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (/o9Qk)
Further, she couldn't master Morse code, and so used only voice communication, which is of much shorter range, and jettisoned the transceiver for Morse code to save weight.
Apart from that, she was A-OK. A historic first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)
But she's a wymyn so we've got to pretend she was the greatest pilot ever
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (D24Mk)
Well, that wasn't my actual thought but, sure, vagina too
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)
It's very... festive... to encounter a shaved beaver with a bit of... orchid-art... a welcome twat, er, I mean treat...
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (MiPrD)
think about it. or don't. I didn't.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)
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That would literally be glitterbombing the vagina.
Everybody wins.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (QGoUX)
Well, only sometimes.
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (/o9Qk)
Zhora and her snake. Although that wasn't glitter but sequins.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: SMFH at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (sB1y1)
Fun fact: Amelia Earhart was hopeless as a pilot. Grossly incompetent, and dangerous to fly with. She almost crashed in an earlier flight For this reason, the only navigator she could get was an alcoholic.
The Danica Patrick of aviation?
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (y9jfe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July
glerpes
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (rmVvL)
But she's a wymyn so we've got to pretend she was the greatest pilot ever
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)
She was no Jackie Cochran.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (VHThc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (D24Mk)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMFH at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (Mouru)
- - Cap'n Crunch
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
Heh.
Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (PoGrh)
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (6Xf+s)
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Okay, am I the only one who noticed this? Because that was really funny.
Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (7tzbN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (0wem/)
Bourbon out the nose!
BOURBON OUT THE NOSE!
You dick!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru)
And all of a sudden I have these memories of getting a van/choc twist giant cone with chocolate jimmies from Kohr Bros' Custard at the boardwalk in the summer....
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (/o9Qk)
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Mmmm. I'm going with you when you move back.
Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:23 PM (7tzbN)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (RHEDC)
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)
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Copy the link. Paste it in here.
http://www.savevideo.me/
That will take you to a page offering one or more links, with each one giving you a size/quality rating. Right click on the one you want and choose "save as". After it has finished downloading to your computer, play the video with VLC.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (pvjTE)
And yet I still don;t feel sorry for her.
SABO got a visit from the SS in his home when he tweeted something like "Where's Oswald?" about Obama, rodeo clown Obama guy got interviewed, too. This may the SS's way of making the process the punishment.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (MiPrD)
...
Well played.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (hcyUh)
Oh wait.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (Mouru)
Was she a lezzie or did giving Fred Noonan a mile-high hummer the fatal mistake?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
Yup.
had one just the other day.
The best.
Oddly enough though, the cones they sell in the IKEA store restaurants are damn near identical.
And I think they are a dollar.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (rmVvL)
mother with alzheimer's. Of course, my wife decided to file divorce
after 30 f*ing years right as she was being diagnosed a year ago just to
make sure I was as insolvent as possible. Not sure how much longer I
can manage, but I'm glad I was always around when she was. I never left
CA, but probably will once this plays out.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (RHEDC)
I wish the best for both you and your mother. Bless you for taking care of her.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 05, 2017 08:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
Until the Japs cough up the records we can only speculate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:25 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 05, 2017 08:25 PM (6g8GD)
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:26 PM (y9jfe)
Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:23 PM (7tzbN)
Girl, you come stay a weekend or whatever with me. We'll go to the beach, boardwalk, get frozen custard, eat like Queens, I'll make you omelets with fresh eggs every morning from our chickens...
(this sounds way more like a come-on than I intend, I swear...)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:26 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (31vnC)
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
The atomic bomb blast sequence in Season 3 Episode 8 was a real face-melter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (QGoUX)
Who advises the advisors? Because reenacting the Bal des Chastaignes except with hair-nuts instead of chest-nuts doesn't strike me as wise
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
She had one long extension cord for her Garmin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)
So why go see it since James Bond did it better.
https://youtu.be/isAUOa50wdA
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (VHThc)
Everybody wins.
Or a
Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (NOIQH)
And I think they are a dollar.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (J+eG2)
But can you get the chocolate jimmies there? Because to me, the perfect Kohr's cone is covered in chocolate jimmies.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (/o9Qk)
I helped my MIL for 9 years as she passed on from Alz. You're something special.
props!
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (MiPrD)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (RHEDC)
Jesus. That's just plain evil. Bless you for taking care of your mother. Alzheimer's is a dreadful disease.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
Fair enough. She had balls.
What she didn't have was skill.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (WHVu+)
Summer's Eve is Brain Stetler's stripper name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (rmVvL)
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when
early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been
rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone
off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.
The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have
any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little
extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I
wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs,
threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in
"that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I
was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room
only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am
sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other
side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a
million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:
"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief
and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning
and the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a
school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my
washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (D24Mk)
Prayers of encouragement and patience for you Clutch Cargo.
Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:30 PM (PoGrh)
To call it a mitzvah is an extreme understatement. May the good Lord give you strength, comfort and purpose.
Can't even imagine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)
Me, personally? I'm doing a bump of Count Chocula the minute it comes back into the stores this Halloween.
ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?!?!?!?!??????
Posted by: Kaboom! at July 05, 2017 08:30 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: This is CNN at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (JhE5a)
No, that was pretty funny.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (8rNrN)
++++
Ah, I didn't read close enough. Not an expert in photographic analysis, but one in spotting internet bullshit.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (/o9Qk)
Chocolate jimmies?
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (MiPrD)
The name of his newsletter?
Social.Justice
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (3s4Fb)
184 A golden welcome
---
Now, I need a golden shower.
Posted by: This is CNN at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (JhE5a)
Not even if you were on fire.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Tami
Oh my G- that's hilarious!
hahahahaha!
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (rmVvL)
If it bombs at the box office will it become a Suicide Blonde?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:33 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:33 PM (VHThc)
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Far Post at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (aY5vQ)
My experience with glitter dates to the early 80s. Close friends of mine essentially "invented" the phenomenon of face painting in clubs and at parties. I got into it as well and made some good bucks. When I finally hung up my palette, it took me about 5 years to finally de-glitter my clothes and my body. That stuff sticks to you like crazy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (zLDYs)
How did you handle beards?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:35 PM (Mouru)
The name of his newsletter?
Social.Justice
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (3s4Fb)
I would like to find where he's buried and make a little donation to the plot . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)
How about p-chopping Trump's face on Michael Corleone's body as he slams the door on Kay (with the CNN logo) in Godfather Part II?
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (y9jfe)
Speaking of KillJoys, the excellent Canadian sci fi show of the same name just opened its third season. And me without a TV! I'm still pining badly for Dr. Pawter Simms. Catch it if you can. Well worth the watch.
Color me shocked SHOCKED that they're gaying it up at the Vatican. I'm an old school Roman Catholic and I think God needs to send the fumigators into that place.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (wOq8U)
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Enq6K)*
*Bourbon spewed all over my keyboard*
No, Tami. We. Are. Good.
Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (PoGrh)
How about p-chopping Trump's face on Michael Corleone's body as he slams the door on Kay (with the CNN logo) in Godfather Part II?
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (y9jfe)
Solozzo's/McCluskey's heads at Louis Restaurant when he comes out of the can.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:37 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:35 PM (Mouru)
Barry O: I married her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (7tzbN)
Posted by: That Hot Dog Waitress at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (Tyii7)
In high school, I wouldn't even make eye contact with the girl everyone called "Chicken Legs".
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)
The orgy of violence when Bronson finally takes out the trash in Death Wish 3.
Bonus there Bronson had a helper so you could Pence's face over his.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (y9jfe)
Or when he gives Fredo the kiss of death.
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (6g8GD)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)
Sweet Tarts. And candy dots on paper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)
Tell... Netflix or where? Why good? Give; me shove SMS and raw meat through USB...
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (MiPrD)
Solozzo's/McCluskey's heads at Louis Restaurant when he comes out of the can.
Or when they open the package containing Luca Brasi's bulletproof vest (with CNN logo) that sent the message Luca sleeps with the fishes.
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (y9jfe)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (dmvvl)
Never knew his politics, but always liked his on screen work.
Oh well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)
all that glitters is gold.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (l4aLi)
Still in Aerosmith, i thought.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (Mouru)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)
Says someone who obviously didn't grow up near Philly.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)
Sweet Tarts. And candy dots on paper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)
Pixie sticks. You wake up in a strange playground under the monkey bars and wonder what the hell happened to ten hours of your life.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (QGoUX)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038000/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (soOgU)
My experience with glitter dates to the early 80s. Close friends of mine essentially "invented" the phenomenon of face painting in clubs and at parties. I got into it as well and made some good bucks. When I finally hung up my palette, it took me about 5 years to finally de-glitter my clothes and my body. That stuff sticks to you like crazy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)
Oh my!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (MiPrD)
Posted by: That Hot Dog Waitress at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (Tyii7)
In high school, I wouldn't even make eye contact with the girl everyone called "Chicken Legs".
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (lIZQs)
I dated a girl who, though very attractive and a fantastic kisser, was as flat a board. Her nickname was "Turkey Tits" which was a homophone to her name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)
223 Oh,what a surprise,it was written by a commie too...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038000/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (rmVvL)
It's Hollywood. You're not exactly narrowing it down.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)
Lik-m-aid.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)
Oh I loved candy dots on paper. Use to get them at a Ben Franklin store. (That's right...now get.off.my.lawn!)
I had a method of eating them too....wrap it around my finger and bite them off in a row. Move paper, eat next row, etc.
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (Mouru)
Oh my!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)
Not homo clubs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)
Studio 54?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (2qHjF)
How would this work? Does the old boyfriend stick it up there during a last fling to annoy the new boyfriend? Or is it for cheaters?
I am confused. What if they use your bed, then you get stuck the a glittery reminder of her cheating.
Or is it something the girl does to mark the penis of a man. OK, that would kind of work if a side chick did this, then the cheating guy would go home with a glitter dick to explain. "honest, hun. I was taking a leak at work and the glitter factory in the next office exploded."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (SmXeA)
Posted by: 2001 ends at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (ihtYN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)
I...don't know what to say about this. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (aMlLZ)
Ughhh... Ughhh... need smoke and drink...
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (MiPrD)
I had a method of eating them too....wrap it around my finger and bite them off in a row. Move paper, eat next row, etc.
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (Enq6K)
Shove a wad in mouth, chew, swallow with paper pulp. Flatbush, circa 1969.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)
Not homo clubs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)
So then these were the STRAIGHT clubs where guys had their faces painted with...uh, glitter, then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (xAvrH)
fantastic kisser, was as flat a board. Her nickname was "Turkey Tits"
which was a homophone to her name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)
A homophone for turkey tits.
Turk Etits? Who names their kid that?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (/o9Qk)
When I finally hung up my palette, it took me about 5 years to finally de-glitter my clothes and my body. That stuff sticks to you like crazy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)
And it totes had nothing do do with someone spending a lot of time in titty bars. Totes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (0mRoj)
I...don't know what to say about this. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (aMlLZ)
The perfect way to meet chicks and get laid. Oh, the Reagan years. *sign*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (MiPrD)
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (y9jfe)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa)
And now we have a new handle for PDT:
Glitterpalms.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (hcyUh)
*uncha uncha uncha uncha*
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)
You were hardcore, J.J.....
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (Enq6K)
Turk Etits? Who names their kid that?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (/o9Qk)
Virgil Solozzo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)
I...don't know what to say about this. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (aMlLZ)
The perfect way to meet chicks and get laid. Oh, the Reagan years. *sign*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)
Wish I'd known such a secret.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)
Sweet Tarts. And candy dots on paper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)
Pixie sticks. You wake up in a strange playground under the monkey bars and wonder what the hell happened to ten hours of your life.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (QGoUX
All ways for the Citric Acid cartels to get children hooked.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (ZTRlp)
*uncha uncha uncha uncha*
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (/o9Qk)
I wasn't "covered" in it, but the excess does get on you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (4ErVI)
All ways for the Citric Acid cartels to get children hooked.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (lIZQs)
Zotz. That had to be like raw citric acid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (MiPrD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)
We're still talking about glitter, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (Mouru)
I got more pussy doing that than you've had hot meals.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: gNewt at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (n1b3L)
And love the nic btw. I thought I was the only one that remembered that pinnacle of animation art.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Allahtwitter at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)
We're still talking about glitter, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (hcyUh)
No, that was in fact semen. My own.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2017 08:50 PM (ysprU)
223 Oh,what a surprise,it was written by a commie too...
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (rmVvL)
I used to watch a lot of old movies, and whenever I saw one which was America hating, commie loving, anti-freed crap I would look it up and find that half the people involved were working under a pseudonym because they were blacklisted. The more I learned, the more I realized that McCarthy was right.
These pinko apologists - I would like to see them defend a movie like, fore example No Down Payment (1957) or dozens of others that should have never been made.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)
Joosquitos?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (ZTRlp)
Thread winner for the whole day!
Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (hcyUh)
The perfect way to meet chicks and get laid. Oh, the Reagan years. *sign*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)
Man don't I know it. That period was epic.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Allahtwitter at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (BO/km)
And girls drinking beer on the beach were worried about getting sand in their Schlitz.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:53 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)
Just wait. We've hardly addressed the hot dog waitress.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:53 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)
Don't think of it as "downhill". Think of it as "Careening at break-neck pace along the bottom of the ravine".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:53 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (rmVvL)
Hollywood has always been loaded with commies. They weren't out in the open about it back then or supporting FDR gave them cover for being commies but they tried to get their message in movies even then
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)
I did. :^) I didn't really understand why someone would admit to watching that.
Good night
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:54 PM (soOgU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)
Dammit, JJ, don't ruin my fantasies!
*uncha uncha uncha uncha*
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:54 PM (/o9Qk)
Genderfluid fleas.
Tranny cockroaches.
Sexist rats.
It'll go on and on because that's the only way they view the world now. Reality left the building during the Obama years.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2017 08:54 PM (4ErVI)
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There's a similar NYC Turn of the Century street scene showing something similar. Commenters showed that there was a patented hearing-aid that was like a flip-phone. It might have been included in a very old ONT. I think from that site that has all the hi-def updates of old photos or odd things like 1890's bathing-suit beauties IIRC.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)
It's a glittery slope.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:56 PM (lIZQs)
-
Well, they've got MOAB. Mother Of All Butthurt.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 05, 2017 08:56 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:56 PM (0wem/)
Epic Business Idea.
You fund it, I'm the Idea Person. 50/50 split.
Two Words... HOBO GLITTER.
Various color combos. Scents. IR reflective to make hunting under NVG easier.
FORTUNA!
Call me... best partnership deal in 24 hours wins...
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:56 PM (MiPrD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)
Don't think of it as "downhill". Think of it as "Careening at break-neck pace along the bottom of the ravine".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:53 PM (hcyUh)
Careening? More like a power dive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:57 PM (SRKgf)
Palate with the pallette works better no?
The cooze with the hues has the lymon colored hyman
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:57 PM (8rNrN)
There's a similar NYC Turn of the Century street scene showing something similar. Commenters showed that there was a patented hearing-aid that was like a flip-phone. It might have been included in a very old ONT. I think from that site that has all the hi-def updates of old photos or odd things like 1890's bathing-suit beauties IIRC.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM
I remember that one! Maybe it was from Shorpy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July
white knuckle bareback race
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:58 PM (0wem/)
Mizzu to the CNN rescue!
Oh. Wait. CNN is doomed.
Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:58 PM (PoGrh)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:59 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2017 08:59 PM (hscyr)
I just watched the charlie chaplin movie clip with the time traveler, then a couple more on youtube.
what in the world? how in the heck?
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:00 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:01 PM (nlbfN)
Childish and unprofessional.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 05, 2017 09:01 PM (acxjh)
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:02 PM (6Xf+s)
SpaceX has broken the record for the fastest turnaround at that pad twice this year. There were two Shuttles launched 17 days apart in 1985. SpaceX launched 14 days apart earlier this year, and tonight's launch was only 12 days after the last one.
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 09:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
Bebes! Just did! That is the type of email I like to receive! Doubleshot of good news! Really a win win! When you pair up the good news like that it make my evening!
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM (LWu6U)
MULVA!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (8rNrN)
I can't imagine that lasting long, though. People really, really suck at following laws. Apparently that includes the laws of physics now. Or not. I don't know.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Hyman Roth at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (/o9Qk)
Celeste?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (/o9Qk)
I just watched that episode earlier tonight.
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 09:02 PM (sdi6R)*
So, SpaceX has rented Ace's time machine to cheat and make . gov look bad!
Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 09:05 PM (PoGrh)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July
you know that is really finnuer than most people know because his father's mothers name was avlum.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:05 PM (0wem/)
Yes, you put your hand to your ear and said "Speak up!"
Posted by: dantesed at July 05, 2017 09:05 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:05 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Mal is confused at July 05, 2017 09:06 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Allatwitter at July 05, 2017 09:06 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)
Seriously. That makes the entire thing.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:07 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (nlbfN)
in the body, wouldn't be pretty. . .IMO
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (6Xf+s)
Tell... Netflix or where? Why good? Give; me shove SMS and raw meat through USB...
Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (MiPrD)
SyFy Channel. Ugh, it hurt to type that.
1. Eye Candy Cast for Both Sexes;
2. Very Complicated, But Interesting Plot;
3. Lots o' Killin';
4. Nice World Building;
5. Humor in Addition to Pain and Strife; and,
6. Interplanetary Bounty Hunters.
I binge-watched the first two seasons last year in one weekend, and wept bitter tears when my favorite character passed (sorry, already REVEALED that above):
http://www.listal.com/sarah-power_ii
Oh, also, there is a chick with a mechanical arm that is also a gun and a multi-tool (the arm, not the chick).
On SyFy as well is Dark Matter, which also started it's 3rd season a few weeks ago. Same same reasons as above, sans the Bounty Hunter angle, and a bit, well, darker, than KillJoys. Excellent show.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (wOq8U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (0wem/)
I like the idea of Starbursting becoming a thing.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 05, 2017 09:09 PM (toi7g)
New Hotness: Unwrap a Starburst with her...
you see where i'm going with this.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:09 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: DaveA at July 05, 2017 09:09 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: gNewt at July 05, 2017 09:09 PM (n1b3L)
Maybe there's a "time traveler's guild", kinda like a "prime directive", where you're not allowed to let anyone before the invention of time travel know that time travel exists.
I can't imagine that lasting long, though. People really, really suck at following laws. Apparently that includes the laws of physics now. Or not. I don't know.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM
Nah, there would always be a Dr. Smith to screw it up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (IqV8l)
Played by Michelle Fields?
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: gNewt at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (n1b3L)
Posted by: no good deed at July 05, 2017 09:11 PM (hsb2w)
Posted by: gNewt at July 05, 2017 09:11 PM (n1b3L)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:11 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (2qHjF)
Dude ... chics with their own mailing address is a fetish you should experiment with for a bit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (wOq8U)
Yeah Killjoys and dark matter and pretty good. I was watching them since they started.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM (D24Mk)
Posted by: no good deed at July 05, 2017 09:11 PM (hsb2w)
Milo Yiannopolous happens.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (lIZQs)
Both shows are solid.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July
by mailing address he meant zip code.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:14 PM (0wem/)
Both shows are solid.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (pY+s4)
I hope on dark matter they let the android do her human side more. Really can't handle the George Jetson looking android thing she does.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 09:15 PM (aMlLZ)
Donald Trump Promises To Get Rid Of That Turbulent First Amendment
Yesterday in a rally in Texas, Donald Trump promised the cheering crowd that if he is elected that he will gut the First Amendment. ...
TRUMP: Washington Post, I have to tell you, I have respect for Jeff Bezos, but he bought the Washington Post to have political influence, and I gotta tell you, we have a different country than we used to have. We have a different...he owns Amazon, he wants political influence so that Amazon will benefit from it, that's not right. And believe me, if I become president, oh, do they have problems. They're going to have such problems.
CNN appears to be totally justified in reporting that PDT attracts flies like shit.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 05, 2017 09:15 PM (sUljf)
Posted by: Very Undude at July 05, 2017 09:16 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July
by mailing address he meant zip code.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:14 PM (0wem/)
Although ... I've heard ... the best thing about dating a homeless chic is you can drop her ass off anywhere.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 05, 2017 09:16 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 05, 2017 09:17 PM (mMeIQ)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July
that is funny, however, by zip code I meant that huge.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:17 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM
Hotdog in a hallway.
Speaking of which, have you seen the waitress video?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 05, 2017 09:17 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 05, 2017 09:15 PM (sUljf)
====
It will be an early night for him in November 2020.
Posted by: GOULD at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (segId)
massive sycamore just outside the open window
its branches vertical from high above reach down toward the lilly bed,
lillies orange blooms like birds craning all toward the same morning sunspot,
i sit just inside, wondering whether the rain is bouncing off the street or if that's steam from the warm tar mix--
it's rain. I can hear it hitting leaves. more gray now in the yellow sky.
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (6Xf+s)
Well, you do seem to post about him a lot, and you do seem to consider yourself a gadfly...
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Allatwitter at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Jeff Bezos at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (TwwWO)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_hearing_aids
Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (nlbfN)
Damn, I was off watching Tucker and missed this. Damn, damn, damn.
I saw this glitter pill thing the other night (and article about it, I must clarify, since, well, this is the Horde) and somehow it didn't stick in my mind.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (rmVvL)
I don't know much about this, but my daughter can remove the center of a mini pretzel, leaving just a heart shape. Luckily for me, she's never even been on a date (I hope).
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:20 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2017 09:21 PM (bZ7mE)
[But she's a wymyn so we've got to pretend she was the greatest pilot ever
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)]
"She was no Jackie Cochran."
I am so late with this, but I am damn glad someone thought of her.
Posted by: JPS at July 05, 2017 09:22 PM (9ziuC)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM (D24Mk)
After 8 seconds, who cares?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 05, 2017 09:22 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:23 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:00 PM (6Xf+s)
Yeah....seems like there has to be a reasonable explanation, but I can't think of what it could be. Freaky.
Posted by: April at July 05, 2017 09:23 PM (e8PP1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 09:23 PM (D24Mk)
One of my favorite singers as a teen.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2017 09:23 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:25 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:25 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 05, 2017 09:17 PM (mM
Yep. Booked.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2017 09:25 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 05, 2017 09:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2017 09:28 PM (pY+s4)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_hearing_aids
Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (nlbfN)
Thanks! Looks like the time traveler was merely using a German electronic hearing aid.
Interesting and smart product placement considering 1928 and I'll assume electronic hearing aids were an expensive luxury and a sign of status.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:28 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 05, 2017 09:28 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:30 PM (2qHjF)
Admittedly, I've never seen it, but LIFE had poisonous sugar while lacking the
leftover paint shades used on barns, big tents of the circus, dunno what else, of
Kaboom's palate. Cereal... Anyone in New Englandish areas remember Maltex?
DJT has dumb cats to do the lazer pointer. Most cats, eventually will leave the
room in disgust. Then again I've had a few interesting cats, one who really did
like to fetch busy-balls, at least until she tired of same.
The status for tiredness of winning, check [x] not at all tired of winnig for me,
please.
Posted by: micky at July 05, 2017 09:30 PM (dF9Lb)
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 09:31 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:32 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Mal is confused at July 05, 2017 09:32 PM (FhXTo)
In information you might not want to know: You know how we have gut flora, and how important that is turning out to be in all sorts of interesting ways (such as maybe having something to do with obsesity and metabolism).
Well, Ms. Happy has her own flora too, a specific population adapted for the vagina, which is as important as the gut bacteria.
Summer's Eve is actually bad for that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 05, 2017 09:34 PM (8O3HH)
Bang Bang Chicken? Delicious!
Posted by: Torquemada at July 05, 2017 09:34 PM (0m0zi)
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:35 PM (6Xf+s)
... and it was. Sorry. That kaboom post from, what? 2 years ago, now?, oh, that
was precious.
Posted by: micky at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (dF9Lb)
Low energy. Sad.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (TwwWO)
No, she is refusing to hold his hand because SHE HATES HIM!!!!
Posted by: This...is CNN at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (qJhUV)
I want to ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can.
Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:32 PM (2qHjF)
Well ...
... Good Judgement comes from Wisdom. Wisdom comes from Bad Judgement.
Whatever you do - you owe us the story.
Heh ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 05, 2017 09:38 PM (fiGNd)
some public setting? Nevermind.
Posted by: micky at July 05, 2017 09:39 PM (dF9Lb)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 05, 2017 09:40 PM (mMeIQ)
I want to ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can.
Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (jw2Xw)
++++
That would be silly. Ask him if his refrigerator is running.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 09:41 PM (FUu/Z)
massive sycamore just outside the open window
its branches vertical from high above reach down toward the lilly bed,
lillies orange blooms like birds craning all toward the same morning sunspot,
i sit just inside, wondering whether the rain is bouncing off the street or if that's steam from the warm tar mix--
it's rain. I can hear it hitting leaves. more gray now in the yellow sky.
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (6Xf+s)
That sounds like a poem. Nice.
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 09:42 PM (sdi6R)
I want to ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can.
Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (jw2Xw)
++++
That would be silly. Ask him if his refrigerator is running.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 09:41 PM (FUu/Z)
He might like it if you called him Wolfie.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:43 PM (TisfY)
336 Oh, also, there is a chick with a mechanical arm that is also a gun and a multi-tool (the arm, not the chick).
Played by Michelle Fields?
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (rmVvL)
Yeah, but does she have her own action figure?
Posted by: Jay J. Armes, Private Investigator at July 05, 2017 09:45 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:43 PM (TisfY)
I believe the style guide has it as "Celebrity Jeopardy non-Finalist Wolf Blitzer", but I could be wrong...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:46 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:47 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:48 PM (6Xf+s)
Somewhere, there is beer.
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 05, 2017 09:48 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:49 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:43 PM (TisfY)
++++
Perhaps some background music.
https://youtu.be/bMuDtfxAIKk
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 09:50 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2017 09:52 PM (jm1YL)
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