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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Overnight Open Thread (30 Jun 2017)A domestic-terrorism expert told the Observer this week that the North Carolina probes are among some 1,000 active FBI investigations into ISIS-related threats encompassing all 50 states. Shark Boom Growing concerns over Great White Shark boom off Cape Cod. I think I've seen that movie. If you're interested in tracking sharks, here is a cool website that lists the tagged sharks worldwide to see their current location. Science Well, y'all better get your party on. We only have until 2020 to save the Earth or something. Movie Insults Yeah, definitely NSFW!Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe) at June 30, 2017 09:56 PM (hGZJP) 2
I got nothing
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 09:57 PM (m9X4Y) 3
No First for me.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz) 4
Finally, fresh thread! And I'm actually still awake for this one!
Posted by: Aunt Luna at June 30, 2017 09:57 PM (Zd2ZF) 5
And now, on tonight's episode of As The Horde Turns...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 30, 2017 09:58 PM (e9G8E) Posted by: The Station nightclub at June 30, 2017 09:58 PM (E2jsN) 7
Bake The Musical Cake
Castle Face Records dropped the band Dream Machine from the label for uttering doubleplusungood throughtcrime. http://politicalhat.com/?p=13616 Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2017 09:59 PM (vBeA5) 8
Shark boom. Anyone else think of exploding sharks?
Posted by: Aunt Luna at June 30, 2017 09:59 PM (Zd2ZF) 9
NINE!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 30, 2017 09:59 PM (6gk0M) 10
What rhymes with "Mine!"?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 30, 2017 09:59 PM (e9G8E) 11
I can haz fly?
Posted by: Deplorable Deep State Agent at June 30, 2017 09:59 PM (MCEs2) 12
Slap, you KNOW Miley wants the nine to go with her six.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz) 13
Damn you, Slap! Damn you straight to Hell...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 30, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E) 14
Top 50 Yay!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 10:00 PM (hVdx9) 15
Th!? Rd!? Eleventy!!1!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 30, 2017 10:02 PM (OlNRF) 16
Or six to go with the nine?
Posted by: Deplorable Deep State Agent at June 30, 2017 10:02 PM (MCEs2) 17
"Slap, you KNOW Miley wants the nine to go with her six."
-Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz) She does? Sounds good to me, I guess! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 30, 2017 10:02 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 10:02 PM (m9X4Y) Posted by: hot potato at June 30, 2017 10:02 PM (EqvVS) 20
If 6 were 9 I would lose my mind...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 10:02 PM (hVdx9) 21
Evening, Horde.
Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2017 10:02 PM (jw2Xw) 22
Trump treats objects like women, man.
Posted by: The Dude at June 30, 2017 10:03 PM (x9lBo) 23
Happy Independence Day Weekend, Freedom Fappers!
For Space Cadet unis, I kinda like Ragnar's take from "Big City": https://www.pinterest.com/pin/488570259545903337 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 30, 2017 10:03 PM (QGoUX) Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2017 10:03 PM (0tfLf) 25
who'll be the first turd in the punch bowl?
Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2017 10:04 PM (dGSft) 26
Was Paolo's Spanish Fly a superpower option?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 10:04 PM (5YBu8) 27
The new "Twin Peaks" (I'm pecking away at episode 1) is just a series of weird vignettes so far.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 30, 2017 10:04 PM (QGoUX) 28
I know this is unAmerican but I dread this weekend and Monday/Tuesday.
I have 3 dogs...they all HATE fireworks. Ugh. Posted by: Tami at June 30, 2017 10:05 PM (Enq6K) 29
Zod treats Trumps like objects, man.
Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2017 10:05 PM (hgpSN) 30
That M202 potato gun is rather creative...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 30, 2017 10:05 PM (e9G8E) 31
Tammy, if you're lurking, I have sent you an email at the address you were using a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Emmie at June 30, 2017 10:05 PM (ZapPq) Posted by: ibguy at June 30, 2017 10:05 PM (vUcdz) 33
who'll be the first turd in the punch bowl?
Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2017 10:04 PM Cannonball!!! Posted by: TFG at June 30, 2017 10:06 PM (DMUuz) 34
25 or 6 to 4.
Posted by: Deplorable Deep State Agent at June 30, 2017 10:06 PM (MCEs2) 35
I have 3 dogs...they all HATE fireworks. Ugh.
Posted by: Tami at June 30, 2017 10:05 PM (Enq6K) Animals have a hard time with the fireworks. I'm sorry. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 30, 2017 10:06 PM (Ri/rl) 36
All those space cadet jobs are going to be desk jobs, in an office complex, in an office park. Paper shufflers, administrators, contract specialists, procurement officers, bureaucrats of the worst kind, apple polishers. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 10:06 PM (m9X4Y) 37
***TOP FIVE LAST-MINUTE RECIPES FOR THE MORON COOKBOOK***
5. Tequila & Ice Sandwich, Atkins-friendly 4. Baked Oklahoma 3. Taco Bell Sauce Packet Taco Sauce 2. Corned Beef Hash Pizza ;-) 1. Cigarette Butt Surprise Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:07 PM (eMKNe) 38
Thanks for the great ONT, CDR M!
It's alarming to think there are 1,000 active FBI ISIS cases. I'm sure they are stopping things all the time that we don't hear about, but 1,000 is an awful lot. The shark thing doesn't bother me. We'll be in Mass. next month but the water is so darn cold, I never bother going in. We'll be a little north of the Cape. Posted by: bluebell ~ IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN at June 30, 2017 10:08 PM (sBOL1) 39
"A domestic-terrorism expert told the Observer this week that the North Carolina probes are among some 1,000 active FBI investigations into ISIS-related threats encompassing all 50 states."
Spot the flaw in that statement. I have about as much confidence in the FBI right now as I did when my then teenage son promised me he'd quit leaving his dirty clothes on his bathroom floor for the umpteenth time. Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 10:08 PM (jm1YL) Posted by: Rick in SK at June 30, 2017 10:08 PM (K2T58) 41
>>All those space cadet jobs are going to be desk jobs, in an office complex, in an office park. Paper shufflers, administrators, contract specialists, procurement officers, bureaucrats of the worst kind, apple polishers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 10:06 PM (m9X4Y) ...and one crafty, resentful sonofabitch with a clearance, a thumb drive, and a very small penis. Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2017 10:09 PM (hgpSN) 42
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 10:06 PM (m9X4Y)
--- But they'll still get to wear poopie suits with little wings and saturns on them, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64DMXtZB8CU Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 30, 2017 10:09 PM (QGoUX) 43
Zod's dog smells like dog-ear. Too late to wash. Maybe not. More drink, nekked shower with dog.
Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2017 10:10 PM (hgpSN) Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 30, 2017 10:10 PM (1aMQH) 45
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2017 10:10 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2017 10:10 PM (9mOGz) 47
I have about as much confidence in the FBI right now as I did when my then teenage son promised me he'd quit leaving his dirty clothes on his bathroom floor for the umpteenth time.
Posted by: Tuna Protip from a former teenage boy: use an old pair of tongs you don't plan on using for food anymore to pick up the underwear. You'll thank me later. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 10:10 PM (5YBu8) 48
There were some ideas for Space Corps uniforms in the last thread.
Posted by: rickl at June 30, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R) 49
So how many of these cases have to pile up before it rises to the level of the MSM coverage of the church scandals? Female teachers having sex with students: double standards, lack of awareness.
Also, the female teachers screwing students makes national news. Does it even make national or state news when the male teachers screw students? Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW) 50
Evening all.
Posted by: Couch Fucker at June 30, 2017 10:11 PM (Jcg9Q) 51
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2017 10:11 PM (9mOGz) 52
maybe if the millennials get super intelligence they won't be such sociopaths
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 30, 2017 10:11 PM (nFwvY) 53
Also, the female teachers screwing students makes national news. Does it even make national or state news when the male teachers screw students?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW) Simple: Religious school: Yes. Public school: No. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2017 10:13 PM (9mOGz) 54
I volunteer Michelle Obama to be the first man to go to Mars.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 30, 2017 10:13 PM (ILitO) 55
Whoops.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 30, 2017 10:13 PM (Jcg9Q) 56
Do those guys piloting the remote control unmanned aerial vehicles wear those baggy flight suits? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 10:13 PM (m9X4Y) 57
o those guys piloting the remote control unmanned aerial vehicles wear those baggy flight suits?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June yep Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 10:14 PM (0wem/) 58
"Protip from a former teenage boy: use an old pair of tongs you don't plan on using for food anymore to pick up the underwear. You'll thank me later."
He's my daughter-in-law's responsibility now. LOL Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 10:14 PM (jm1YL) 59
"Growing concerns over Great White Shark boom off Cape Cod."
Two gays humping in the water look very similar to two seals humping in the water. Posted by: bergerbilder at June 30, 2017 10:14 PM (lIZQs) 60
the whole shark thing is a lie. sharks kill way more people every year than the "scientists" admit.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 10:15 PM (0wem/) 61
Got 2 ideas for the wimmenz space corps unis:
http://tinyurl.com/yctc5dz6 http://tinyurl.com/yd7a2jxc Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac going to release his chakra at June 30, 2017 10:15 PM (1JnAL) 62
We now have rockets that land tail first on retractable legs, as God and Robert A. Heinlein intended.
And now we have a Space Corps. I guess this means that we're living in the future or something. Posted by: rickl at June 30, 2017 10:16 PM (sdi6R) 63
States refuse Trump commission request for U.S. voter data. Well if it is debunked as they say, provide the data and make it go away.
Has anyone taken a serious look at what went on in Detroit? IIRC there were more votes cast than there were voters. In fairness, knowing Detroit, it may have been simple incompetence. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW) 64
57>> *snicker* everyone gets a trophy...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 30, 2017 10:16 PM (OlNRF) 65
How many ISIS investigations would we have if we didn't admit Muslim foreigners?
I denounce myself for the question. Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2017 10:16 PM (iMxBJ) 66
FBI, CIA, NSA, etc. The swamp endures until a few bureaucrates get life with no parole and work 18 hours a day breaking rocks with a plastic spoon.
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 30, 2017 10:17 PM (qJ+iT) 67
Hey CMD,
I remember you had done some posts for an after action report concerning a CPU swap awhile back. I am having what appears to be a failing CPU, crashed 3 times yesterday. I am swapping out an AMD 8150 with a 8350. Any suggestions for pre and post swap tricks to make this not a complete pain in the ass? Thanks Posted by: Taiwan_Joe at June 30, 2017 10:17 PM (sy8f2) 68
The National Park Service has an entire page dedicated to shark safety and includes what to do if you see a shark whether a lifeguard is on duty or not.
Uh, I'm gonna take take a WAG. Don't go in the water? Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 30, 2017 10:18 PM (Tyii7) 69
Voter fraud is trivial. Even if their were five million illegal aliens voting, they'd all be in California.
Vote fraud is another matter. And by vote fraud I mean precinct workers stuffing ballet boxes, miscalibrated touchscreens on electronic voting machines, and simply reporting false vote tallies (as in the not Hillary Hillary recount in Detroit). Crude statistical analysis readily expose vote fraud and is often as simple as having more total votes than registered voters. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 30, 2017 10:18 PM (P/kVC) 70
NC agreed today to turn over voter data
Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2017 10:18 PM (dGSft) 71
The Wimmenz Space Corps outfits should be just like LT Uhura's outfit from ST's "Mirror, Mirror" episode..
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 30, 2017 10:18 PM (e9G8E) 72
So, what will Obummer call a medic serving in the Space Corpse, hmmm?
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2017 10:19 PM (v5iqM) 73
1000 ISIS cases.
It's like a full employment act for all the 3 letter agencies. Posted by: navybrat at June 30, 2017 10:20 PM (FWzZf) 74
And the first explosion of the week end sounds off from the neighbors up the street where the guy was trying to get his pickup unstuck from the back yard at 3am last night. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 10:20 PM (m9X4Y) 75
Time travel is a crap power. Give me telekinesis any day
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2017 10:20 PM (39g3+) 76
Loved the movie insults. The Ben Kingsley clip was from one of my favorite movies, "Sexy Beast". He plays a truly scary and odious character. The movie is also notable for Ian McShane's quietly terrifying portrayal of an English gang boss. Great movie, great performances all around.
Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 10:20 PM (jm1YL) 77
House panel votes to split Air Force, create new U.S. Space Corps. Ahh, an opportunity for some new uniforms. I'm sure you morons have some ideas.
Air Force should give those Wart Hogs to the army. Posted by: gNewt at June 30, 2017 10:21 PM (1koXB) 78
68 The National Park Service has an entire page dedicated to shark safety and includes what to do if you see a shark whether a lifeguard is on duty or not.
Uh, I'm gonna take take a WAG. Don't go in the water? Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 30, 2017 10:18 PM (Tyii7) That is not the bureaucrat way. You need a list. I saw a safety list recently. The top item was: Do not touch floating colonies of fire ants In the spirit of that wise advice: Do not stick your hands in the shark's mouth Do not stand in water, feeding bacon to the sharks Do not try to kiss or sexually interact with sharks Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2017 10:21 PM (iMxBJ) 79
75 Time travel is a crap power. Give me telekinesis any day
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2017 10:20 PM (39g3+) Healing power and wisdom would be fine for myself. Ok, maybe a bit of flight. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2017 10:21 PM (9mOGz) 80
The swamp endures until a few bureaucrates get life with no parole and work 18 hours a day breaking rocks with a plastic spoon.
- Drinking Bloody Marys in the hot sun. I fought the law and I won. I fought the law and I won. - Felonia von Pantsuit - Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Nwg0u) 81
Chum necklaces when bathing are discouraged.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Tyii7) 82
Evening Horde!
The air is fresh and clear, the breeze blows strong, liberals are beclowning themselves with abandon, DT is POTUS and the poster girl for white trash is not. It's a great time to be alive. Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2017 10:22 PM (tr2D7) 83
Vote fraud is another matter. And by vote fraud I mean precinct workers stuffing ballet boxes, miscalibrated touchscreens on electronic voting machines, and simply reporting false vote tallies (as in the not Hillary Hillary recount in Detroit). Crude statistical analysis readily expose vote fraud and is often as simple as having more total votes than registered voters.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 30, 2017 10:18 PM (P/kVC) I think the illegal votes in CA can swing congressional races and ballot measures and also tight local races. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl) Posted by: Bart Simpson at June 30, 2017 10:23 PM (sdi6R) 85
10 What rhymes with "Mine!"?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 30, 2017 09:59 PM (e9G8E) NEIN!!!!! NEIN!!!!! NEIN!!!!! NEIN!!!!! Posted by: Adolph Hitler at June 30, 2017 10:23 PM (1JnAL) 86
It occurred to me today President Trump is essentially the Rodney Dangerfield character from Caddyshack/Back to School and the DC establishment is playing Judge Smails and the other Brushywood snobs to a tee.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 30, 2017 10:23 PM (sqpGi) 87
86 It occurred to me today President Trump is essentially the Rodney Dangerfield character from Caddyshack/Back to School and the DC establishment is playing Judge Smails and the other Brushywood snobs to a tee.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 30, 2017 10:23 PM (sqpGi) Oh, come on, that's...wait, that's genius. Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2017 10:23 PM (iMxBJ) 88
86 It occurred to me today President Trump is essentially the Rodney Dangerfield character from Caddyshack/Back to School and the DC establishment is playing Judge Smails and the other Brushywood snobs to a tee.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 30, 2017 10:23 PM (sqpGi) It only occurred to you today? It occurred to me about a year and a half ago. Posted by: rickl at June 30, 2017 10:25 PM (sdi6R) 89
There aren't very many male teachers left, and a lot of those are teh ghey (and wouldn't dare touch a male student).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 30, 2017 10:25 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: ibguy at June 30, 2017 10:26 PM (vUcdz) 91
All right, everyone - I'm out. You all have a great evening.
And get yer recipes in - this is it! Tomorrow I go back to being nice, normal bluebell without the glorious Red Sox red in my nic. Posted by: bluebell ~ IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN at June 30, 2017 10:26 PM (sBOL1) 92
89
There aren't very many male teachers left, and a lot of those are teh ghey (and wouldn't dare touch a male student). Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 30, 2017 10:25 PM (6FqZa) Wanna bet? Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 30, 2017 10:27 PM (e9G8E) 93
Howdy, Horde!
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 30, 2017 10:27 PM (nvMvs) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 10:27 PM (PXj2C) 95
Coke bottle gun seemed kind of lame. They should have skipped the music, and given a narration of what was being done. I'm still not clear on what was used to create the spark.
And a little shot of starting fluid (ether) would give that thing a lot more punch than rubbing alcohol. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2017 10:27 PM (XUcIQ) 96
Time travel is a crap power. Give me telekinesis any day
- Many's day I'd go for the power to set someone aflame with my mind. Hey, Maxine, your underwear is on fire! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 30, 2017 10:27 PM (Nwg0u) 97
Trump is Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, the NeverTrump Republicans are Ted Knight, and the Democrat Media are Bill Murray blowing up the whole golf course trying to kill a gopher.
Posted by: Toad-O at June 30, 2017 10:27 PM (cct0t) 98
Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830007035256832 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830096961142785 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830184018071553 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830286665265153 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830389035683840 Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2017 10:28 PM (AOrEZ) 99
Anonosaurus, she'd think she was having another hot flash. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:28 PM (eMKNe) 100
BTW I saw Hot Flash open for the Divinyls in 1988
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:29 PM (eMKNe) 101
78 68 The National Park Service has an entire page dedicated to shark safety and includes what to do if you see a shark whether a lifeguard is on duty or not.
Uh, I'm gonna take take a WAG. Don't go in the water? Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 30, 2017 10:18 PM (Tyii7) That is not the bureaucrat way. You need a list. I saw a safety list recently. The top item was: Do not touch floating colonies of fire ants In the spirit of that wise advice: Do not stick your hands in the shark's mouth Do not stand in water, feeding bacon to the sharks Do not try to kiss or sexually interact with sharks Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2017 10:21 PM (iMxBJ) If a shark is coming at you, punch it in the nose. If that doesn't work punch it with your bloody stump. Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2017 10:29 PM (cAnNx) 102
I'd like to congratulate all of our nation's newly minted Space Corpsemen.
Posted by: TFG: former C-i-C, permanent SCoaMF at June 30, 2017 10:29 PM (5YBu8) 103
Democrats on vote fraud:
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything! - Stop oppressing me! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 30, 2017 10:29 PM (Nwg0u) 104
More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830480588963840 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830595529682945 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830686650937344 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830776736186368 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/880830870583693314 Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2017 10:29 PM (AOrEZ) 105
Just had an unsettling call from the MIL. She has bladder cancer. It's early and could be caught, but worries us as Jule's Dad is blind and if she's gone that's a lot of trouble.
Any prayers would be much appreciated. Be well, T Posted by: Farmer at June 30, 2017 10:29 PM (yJ1e6) 106
buzzion, and whatever you do, do not jump the shark.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:29 PM (eMKNe) 107
Trump is Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, the NeverTrump Republicans are Ted Knight, and the Democrat Media are Bill Murray blowing up the whole golf course trying to kill a gopher.
Posted by: Toad-O at June 30, 2017 10:27 PM (cct0t) Who would be the annoying chick with the Irish accent? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (aMlLZ) Posted by: ibguy at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (vUcdz) 109
Farmer, of course! Prayers for all.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (tr2D7) 110
94 Claire McCaskill is a dumb turd.
That is all. Posted by: Cicero I agree. You'd expect a politician to know better than to lie about something that is easy to check up on. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW) 111
Stop oppressing me!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 30, 2017 10:29 PM (Nwg0u) ==== The term is bullying. When a libtard is even disagreed with, they are being bullied. Bullying. Evening all. Posted by: GOULD at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (dv+Br) 112
I agree. You'd expect a politician to know better than to lie about something that is easy to check up on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June even worse, wasn't it an unforced error? she offered the statement up on her own, it was not in response to a question. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 10:32 PM (0wem/) 113
Prayers, Farmer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:33 PM (+lVUW) 114
@ Bluebell.
Pardon my rudeness in asking, but, what the hell, here I go. Any guess as to the time span between close of submissions, getting through the sorting, editing, artwork and formatting process, and releasing a completed masterpiece? In the vein of "You can have Good, Fast or Cheap, Pick Any TWO". I'll vote for GOOD and CHEAP. Fast isn't as important to me, frankly. I get the sense that this is going to be a once in a lifetime work of pure genius(es), and as such, it deserves the time and attention to make it RIGHT! Don't know who'd agree or disagree. But, that's my vote on the matter. And it's not a fraudulent vote, either. Here, I dipped my finger in some Pace Picante Sauce to prove that I voted! *grabs bag of tortilla chips* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2017 10:33 PM (v5iqM) 115
Have you contacted ace about a forward for the cook book?
Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2017 10:34 PM (cAnNx) 116
NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: ibguy at June 30, 2017 10:34 PM (vUcdz) 118
even worse, wasn't it an unforced error? she offered the statement up on her own, it was not in response to a question.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 10:32 PM ( -------- The nomenklatura. They dont have to live by our rules. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 10:35 PM (PXj2C) 119
Bluebell, love your subtle reminders. My last recipe is in. I did'nt want to be the last one to post.
Not that we fear your wrath. Of course not. Why would you thing that? *Serpentine retreat using cover and a titanium tetrachloride smoke screen* Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2017 10:35 PM (u82oZ) 120
I agree. You'd expect a politician to know better than to lie about something that is easy to check up on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW) She's not lying to us. She's lying to her constituents. Posted by: gNewt at June 30, 2017 10:35 PM (1koXB) 121
bluebell, are you republishing others recipes with attribution?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 10:35 PM (0wem/) 122
The term is bullying. When a libtard is even disagreed with, they are being bullied.
Bullying. Evening all. Posted by: GOULD Exactly. I make millions of dollars ridiculing and insulting people in front of audiences, not bullying. People criticize me, bullying. Posted by: Kathie Griffin at June 30, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW) 123
"It occurred to me today President Trump is essentially the Rodney Dangerfield character from Caddyshack"
I'm not sure the metaphor holds. After all, in _Caddyshack_, there was an energetic rodent tunneling around behind the scenes, constantly and sneakily trying to undermine the entire thing. Oh. Wait. http://tinyurl.com/ycxfrsmn Posted by: torquewrench at June 30, 2017 10:36 PM (ujwCG) 124
>>the Democrat Media are Bill Murray blowing up the whole golf course trying to kill a gopher.
I get your point, but you're a heretic. J'accuse. Carl is a saint. Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2017 10:37 PM (hgpSN) 125
I make millions of dollars ridiculing and insulting people in front of audiences, not bullying.
People criticize me, bullying. Posted by: Kathie Griffin I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 30, 2017 10:37 PM (Nwg0u) 126
Farmer, prayers ascending.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2017 10:38 PM (u82oZ) 127
I'll find him for three. I'll catch him and kill him for ten.
Posted by: Quint at June 30, 2017 10:39 PM (x9lBo) 128
All of us down at the Brattleboro Womens Reproductive Health Clinic are breathing a lot easier tonight. We were just informed by Senatoe Sanders that even if the Affartable Healthcare Law is repeeled tha "Fart-Tubing" will still be legal in Vermont. So make your resevations now for the 4th of JUly to enjoy Fart-Tubing....
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 30, 2017 10:39 PM (WmgTn) 129
"Posted by: Kathie Griffin "
Kathie has been on the quiet side lately. Wonder if she got a visit from the Secret Service? Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 10:39 PM (jm1YL) 130
I can't believe it. The beagle is sleeping through fireworks boom booms.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW) 131
124 I get your point, but you're a heretic. J'accuse. Carl is a saint.
Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2017 10:37 PM (hgpSN) Yeah, Back to School is the better match. Can't you literally imagine Trump hiring the author to help him write a paper about a novel? Dangerfield in Caddyshack was pure whimsical party. In Back to School, he was the adult who had figured out where all the controls were, and worked exactly as hard as was necessary to accomplish the goal in the best way. Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2017 10:40 PM (iMxBJ) 132
I'm not first, and I don't care
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 30, 2017 10:40 PM (S6Pax) 133
Kathie has been on the quiet side lately. Wonder if she got a visit from the Secret Service?
------ More likely her agent. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 10:40 PM (PXj2C) 134
I'm not sure the metaphor holds. After all, in _Caddyshack_, there was an energetic rodent tunneling around behind the scenes, constantly and sneakily trying to undermine the entire thing.
Oh. Wait. http://tinyurl.com/ycxfrsmn Posted by: torquewrench at June 30, 2017 10:36 PM (ujwCG) Does this mean that everyone as MSNBC are mole-people? Posted by: The Pellucidarian Hat at June 30, 2017 10:40 PM (vBeA5) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 30, 2017 10:40 PM (rJUlF) 136
Exactly.
I make millions of dollars ridiculing and insulting people in front of audiences, not bullying. People criticize me, bullying. Posted by: Kathie Griffin at June 30, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW) ===== Well Kate, if it weren't for double standards you people would have no standards at all. Posted by: GOULD at June 30, 2017 10:40 PM (dv+Br) 137
Tuna: I frankly don't care if Secret Service "disappeared" KG forever.
Fucking bitch. If she's not disappeared, I hope people spit on her in the street. But I'm not bitter... Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:40 PM (eMKNe) 138
>>127 I'll find him for three. I'll catch him and kill him for ten.Posted by: Quint at June 30, 2017 10:39 PM (x9lBo)
We're gonna need a bigger ACME fake-blood capsule. Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2017 10:41 PM (hgpSN) 139
Kathie has been on the quiet side lately. Wonder if she got a visit from the Secret Service?
------ More likely her agent. Posted by: Cicero **** I think losing CNN did some serious damage. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 10:41 PM (hVdx9) 140
Kathie has been on the quiet side lately. Wonder if she got a visit from the Secret Service?
Posted by: Tuna Yeah. Now if Johnny Depp and the rest of them would just shut up. Matter of fact, Johnny Depp should stick to talking about things he's knowledgeable about. Like wife beating. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW) 141
I think losing CNN did some serious damage.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 10:41 PM (hVdx9) --------------- Wouldn't surprise me if she got some of her "stand-up" bookings because of her CNN job. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 30, 2017 10:43 PM (rJUlF) 142
Kathie has been on the quiet side lately. Wonder if she got a visit from the Secret Service?
The Secret Service should have dragged her ugly ass out of her house, slammed her down on the hood of a car, cuffed her, and dragged her off for a 72 hour interrogation to determine whether or not she was a threat. Point made. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 10:43 PM (SRKgf) 143
>>Yeah, Back to School is the better match. Can't you literally imagine Trump hiring the author to help him write a paper about a novel? Dangerfield in Caddyshack was pure whimsical party. In Back to School, he was the adult who had figured out where all the controls were, and worked exactly as hard as was necessary to accomplish the goal in the best way.
This is EXACTLY correct. Zod gifts you some karma. Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2017 10:44 PM (hgpSN) 144
Democrats on vote fraud:
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything! - Stop oppressing me! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ----------- That's racist! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2017 10:44 PM (OdK9v) 145
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
I guess during O's tenure they got *really* comfortable with no one checking their statements. Now the paradigm has shifted and most of them don't have the intellectual wattage to shift with it. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 30, 2017 10:44 PM (rp9xB) 146
I want flying, talking to animals, and skin tightening/uplifting abilities. (Is that super healing?)
Posted by: LASue at June 30, 2017 10:44 PM (hZ+us) Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:44 PM (eMKNe) 148
ISTR Kathie Griffin had every one of her bookings for the future cancelled.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2017 10:45 PM (u82oZ) 149
Tuna: I frankly don't care if Secret Service "disappeared" KG forever.
Fucking bitch. If she's not disappeared, I hope people spit on her in the street. But I'm not bitter... Posted by: qdpsteve Jane Fonda actually committed treason, and what happened to her? She's been a popular Hollywood actress (with some people) for years. Dalton Trumbo was an active member of the American Communist Party, and was a much sought after screen writer. Made a fortune being a screen writer. There were people (dumb people) that think he was some kind of hero. Kathy Griffin is just a mouthy, vulgar idiot. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 30, 2017 10:45 PM (S6Pax) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 30, 2017 10:45 PM (Nwg0u) 151
ISTR Kathie Griffin had every one of her bookings for the future cancelled.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2017 10:45 PM (u82oZ) ===== Love that Karma. It is truly a stone cold bitch. Posted by: GOULD at June 30, 2017 10:46 PM (dv+Br) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 10:46 PM (PXj2C) 153
Kathy Griffin is just a mouthy, vulgar idiot.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 30, 2017 10:45 PM (S6Pax) You left out "unspeakably homely." Sans makeup, she is, quite frankly, one of the homeliest women I've ever seen. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 10:47 PM (SRKgf) 154
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All those space cadet jobs are going to be desk jobs, in an office complex, in an office park. Paper shufflers, administrators, contract specialists, procurement officers, bureaucrats of the worst kind, apple polishers. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 10:06 PM (m9X4Y) I was a Space Systems Officer (AFSC 20xx) while wearing the Blue many years ago. I assure you that not all of these positions are in contracts and procurements. No, there won't be the equivalent of an 11Bravo. We do operate and maintain critical space systems without which the infantry wouldn't have real time weather, broadband communications, positioning and timing, and all of the other things they have come to depend on. The mission environment is sufficiently unlike the Air Force, Army, or Navy (or Marines) that a separate service is justifiable. Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 10:47 PM (iRZl4) 155
Have a serene night everyone. And good nine Slapweasel.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2017 10:47 PM (u82oZ) 156
I want flying, talking to animals, and skin tightening/uplifting abilities. (Is that super healing?)
Posted by: LASue Talking to animals would be overrated. All it would be is "I'm hungry, I wonder it that's food" "I'm horny, I think I'll hump that couch cushion." You can hear all of that here. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 10:47 PM (5YBu8) 157
Bossy, true. But we also don't know how much attention each one of them ultimately received from FBI, CIA, Secret Service, NSA, etc etc etc.
I agree it would be nice to see an example made out of one of these screaming idiots. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:48 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: CaliGirl at June 30, 2017 10:48 PM (Ri/rl) 159
Good night Salty. Have a saline night.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 30, 2017 10:48 PM (QGoUX) 160
Evenin', Horde. What are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2017 10:48 PM (n6g6t) Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe) 162
Someone in the neighborhood is getting an early start to 4th of July.
Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 10:49 PM (jm1YL) 163
I'm old enough to remember when we celebrated The Fourth of July on the fourth of July.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2017 10:50 PM (OdK9v) 164
162 Someone in the neighborhood is getting an early start to 4th of July.
Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 10:49 PM (jm1YL) --------- Bloody commies. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 10:50 PM (PXj2C) 165
"intellectual wattage"
**marks down Polli as being way out of my linguistic league** >not sarc < Posted by: teej at June 30, 2017 10:50 PM (NUb9I) 166
Evenin', Horde. What are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState Liberal tears! Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:49 PM They do provide that salty kick when you're out of olives. *looks at empty jar* Hmmm.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2017 10:50 PM (n6g6t) 167
And speaking of the 4th... This is the first time in 8 years I've felt like we have something to celebrate as a nation.
Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 10:51 PM (jm1YL) 168
When I was younger, I wanted to be able to fly and stretch into different shapes like Plastic Man.
Today, if it meant no more heart problems and diabetes, I'd take super healing, along with flight...and the power to have everyone within ten feet of me think they owe me $20...and then pay up. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 30, 2017 10:51 PM (rJUlF) 169
>>>I can't believe it. The beagle is sleeping through fireworks boom booms.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)<<< Visions of peanut butter, dancing in his head. Posted by: Toby the Beagle at June 30, 2017 10:51 PM (E2jsN) 170
Liberal tears!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe) With a chocolate malt shake sidecar. Mmm...sweet and salty! Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 30, 2017 10:52 PM (rJUlF) 171
165 "intellectual wattage"
**marks down Polli as being way out of my linguistic league** >not sarc Posted by: teej at June 30, 2017 10:50 PM (NUb9I) ------------- That's an upper echelon commenter right there. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 10:53 PM (PXj2C) Posted by: torquewrench at June 30, 2017 10:54 PM (ujwCG) 173
>>160 Evenin', Horde. What are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2017 10:48 PM (n6g6t) Beer. Budweiser, actually. It's 11:03, and i'm a stone's throw from imperial DC. Cool, slight breeze, dog wandering the Zod property, Mrs. in Wyoming. Steamed crabs tomorrow. MAGA. Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2017 10:54 PM (hgpSN) 174
Liberal tears!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe) With a chocolate malt shake sidecar. Mmm...sweet and salty! Posted by: Captain Whitebread Add a pinch of Cayenne for some heat. Is there still time for cookbook submissions? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 10:54 PM (5YBu8) 175
Her self-Inflicted financial problems must be torture to Kathy Griffin. She is super obsessed and tight with money.
Posted by: LASue at June 30, 2017 10:54 PM (hZ+us) 176
Regarding Kathy Griffin. She made it all worse with that mess of a press conference.
They broke me! You won't break me! They're bullying me! I'm edgy! *Crying without tears. *Idiot lawyer next to her nodding her head up and down like a bobble head doll. If that lawyer advised her on that, she needs to get her money back. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:56 PM (+lVUW) 177
Yes she is Cicero.
With the heart to go with it. Posted by: teej at June 30, 2017 10:57 PM (NUb9I) 178
You left out "unspeakably homely." Sans makeup, she is, quite frankly, one of the homeliest women I've ever seen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 10:47 PM (SRKgf) Yup, can make a freight train take a dirt road. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2017 10:57 PM (aMlLZ) 179
U.S. Space Corps?
We need something more snazzy sounding, not something that seems to belong on Wall Street as an IPO. How about Star Command? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rXyHG) 180
If that lawyer advised her on that, she needs to get her money back.
------- Heh. You hold lawyers to too high a standard. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 10:58 PM (PXj2C) 181
From "The Hill":
Defense Secretary James Mattis decided Friday to delay for six months a plan that would allow transgender people to enlist in the military,. . . Posted by: gNewt at June 30, 2017 10:58 PM (1koXB) 182
Also, NO REFUNDS!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 10:58 PM (PXj2C) Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 30, 2017 10:59 PM (UDn+n) 184
How about Star Command?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rXyHG) It's been done. https://youtu.be/0bnevbnyRd0 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 30, 2017 10:59 PM (rJUlF) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 30, 2017 11:00 PM (rJUlF) 186
>>178 You left out "unspeakably homely." Sans makeup, she is, quite frankly, one of the homeliest women I've ever seen.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 10:47 PM (SRKgf)
And probably grateful enough to eagerly do all the fun stuff. Yeah, I'd buy a ticket. Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2017 11:00 PM (hgpSN) 187
Legion Galacticus?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 11:00 PM (PXj2C) 188
"Defense Secretary James Mattis decided Friday to delay for six months a plan that would allow transgender people to enlist in the military,. . ."
It just keeps getting better and better. Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 11:00 PM (jm1YL) 189
ISTR Kathie Griffin had every one of her bookings for the future cancelled.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2017 10:45 PM (u82oZ) She could become a crack whore, but she'd have to up her game. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2017 11:01 PM (XUcIQ) 190
176, I was going to say the same thing. She should have just laid low after that stupid act. She compounded it with the obligatory press conference.
As for her future prospects? Fuck her. But she's apparently long been a favorite of the gays, so she'll be be to add to that 20 million or so she's supposedly worth.... Posted by: JoeF. at June 30, 2017 11:01 PM (89VjS) 191
Kathy Griffin is ugly on the outside, and twice as ugly on the inside.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 11:01 PM (hVdx9) 192
>>>How about Star Command?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rXyHG)<<< You'll be hearing from our lawyers. Posted by: Pixar at June 30, 2017 11:02 PM (E2jsN) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 11:02 PM (m9X4Y) 194
169 >>>I can't believe it. The beagle is sleeping through fireworks boom booms.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW) Visions of peanut butter, dancing in his head. Posted by: Toby the Beagle She frequently barks in her sleep. I know that she's dreaming about chasing squirrels or rabbits. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW) 195
175 Her self-Inflicted financial problems must be torture to Kathy Griffin. She is super obsessed and tight with money. Posted by: LASue at June 30, 2017 10:54 PM (hZ+us) Then perhaps she ought to have thought things through before she pulled her stunt to win plaudits from all the cool kids. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 30, 2017 11:02 PM (EaVwv) 196
162 Someone in the neighborhood is getting an early start to 4th of July.
Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 10:49 PM (jm1YL) They start that around here in early june. Its like a few people shop early, and then try out some of their stash. It happens every year, and its been going on for years. You get that random boom, like a 1/4 stick, or block buster, or whatever the hell they call them these days. Then maybe 1 or 2 nights later you hear a few more, then maybe a few every week, and it goes like that up to july 4th. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2017 11:02 PM (aMlLZ) 197
179 U.S. Space Corps?
We need something more snazzy sounding, not something that seems to belong on Wall Street as an IPO. How about Star Command? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rXyHG) Space Comand could work, but it's been taken already. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 30, 2017 11:03 PM (P/kVC) 198
Seriously, I ask you:
http://contentwithpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kathy-Griffin-without-makeup.jpg Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 11:03 PM (SRKgf) 199
Kathy Griffin looks like a drag queen.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 11:03 PM (hVdx9) 200
She could scare dogs off the back of a meat truck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 11:03 PM (SRKgf) 201
191 Kathy Griffin is ugly on the outside, and twice as ugly on the inside.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 11:01 PM (hVdx9) I've been inside, you don't want to know. Posted by: Levi Johnston at June 30, 2017 11:04 PM (1JnAL) 202
She could scare dogs off the back of a meat truck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Role her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies. Posted by: Redd Sanford at June 30, 2017 11:05 PM (5YBu8) 203
Kathy Griffin looks like a drag queen.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 11:03 PM (hVdx9) That's an insult! Posted by: Rue Paul at June 30, 2017 11:05 PM (1koXB) 204
Kathy Griffin aspires to be as feminine as Caitlyn Jenner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 11:05 PM (PXj2C) Posted by: angry wife from the State Farm commercials at June 30, 2017 11:06 PM (E2jsN) 206
U.S. Space Corps?
We need something more snazzy sounding, not something that seems to belong on Wall Street as an IPO. How about Star Command? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rXyHG) Space Comand could work, but it's been taken already. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 30, 2017 11:03 PM (P/kVC) United States System Lords. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2017 11:07 PM (aMlLZ) 207
U.S. Space Corps?
We need something more snazzy sounding, not something that seems to belong on Wall Street as an IPO. How about Star Command? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 10:57 PM Star Thrust Lair of Deep Space Penetration. Posted by: otho at June 30, 2017 11:07 PM (lmIoG) 208
Her name was Lori Klausutis.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 30, 2017 11:07 PM (TwwWO) 209
"Griffin:" The griffin, griffon, or gryphon is a legendary creature with the body, tail, and back legs of a lion; the head and wings of an eagle; and an eagle's talons as its front feet.
Sounds about right. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 11:07 PM (SRKgf) 210
Just because, Moonlight Mile both openings.
OP 1 - https://youtu.be/j_e7-KAvzHg OP 2 - https://youtu.be/86rhrSzf_p0 Both the US and PRC in this series have secret military space programs that include space superiority fighters. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:08 PM (rXyHG) 211
Someone in the neighborhood is getting an early start to 4th of July.
--- Former US Army spooky type next door neighbor just left after drinking my beer while sitting in the garage. Loves to provide color commentary on 'fireworks'; "fire-crackers - fire-crackers - shotgun - fire-crackers - shotgun - Oh! a .308!! " Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2017 11:08 PM (tr2D7) 212
Kathy Griffin thought she was going to take over Joan River's spot as the acerbic female comedienne, she was wrong.
She couldn't carry Joan's jockstrap. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 30, 2017 11:09 PM (1JnAL) Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2017 11:09 PM (v5iqM) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 11:09 PM (m9X4Y) 215
Astroforce
Posted by: MAGA at June 30, 2017 11:09 PM (Tyk2V) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 30, 2017 11:09 PM (TwwWO) 217
you know the whole "submit to us" thing on the recipe page makes me a little uncomfortable. would really like some language clarifying that that means "submit the recipe to us", since I know how things work around here and who is working around here.
do not want to be getting into some aoshqslam. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:10 PM (0wem/) 218
Is Star Fleet out as a name? Would Paramount sue?
Posted by: Redd Sanford at June 30, 2017 11:11 PM (5YBu8) 219
Captain Whitebread, that opening background music for Jason of Star Command I think I heard it also on Star Trek: The Animated Series. Budgets were tight back then I guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:11 PM (rXyHG) 220
Off sock, you big dummy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 11:11 PM (5YBu8) 221
217. Heh....there is no safe word.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 30, 2017 11:11 PM (TwwWO) 222
"She couldn't carry Joan's jockstrap."
I miss Joan. I can only imagine what she'd have to say about all the media craziness and I'm sure it would be funny as heck. Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 11:11 PM (jm1YL) 223
Is Star Fleet out as a name? Would Paramount sue?
Posted by: Redd Sanford Paramount? Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to make sure. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 30, 2017 11:13 PM (S6Pax) Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 11:13 PM (hVdx9) 225
We were going to go with Star Bla_z_ers, but we'd be forever unmentionable on the HQ.
Posted by: the new US Space Corps at June 30, 2017 11:13 PM (E2jsN) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 11:14 PM (m9X4Y) 227
Orbital Destruction Battalion
Posted by: MAGA at June 30, 2017 11:14 PM (Tyk2V) 228
When the fireworks start here, our springer looks at us like "Wow you guys are lousy shots! Where are the dead birds?"
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2017 11:14 PM (Lqy/e) 229
teej, you have some nice mail from me. Hopefully, you'll
find it nice too. Take your time replying. No rush. IIRC correctly you have a baked beans and corn casserole or something corny or Cornish recipe that should be included in the cookbook. Clock's ticking. You have till midnight. If you can't make the deadline, at least send me those damn recipes! Posted by: L, Elle at June 30, 2017 11:14 PM (Rsi2C) 230
"Hurry Star Force! You only have 245 days left to save the Earth!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:15 PM (rXyHG) 231
Does this mean that everyone as MSNBC are mole-people?
Posted by: The Pellucidarian Hat at June 30, 2017 10:40 PM (vBeA5) See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mole_People_(film) or http://tinyurl.com/mole-9999 Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:15 PM (brIR5) 232
His name: Space Cop
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 11:15 PM (5YBu8) 233
Langfocus does Japanese (Nihongo-suru):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-e_3GHrzw Back in Nov 2009 here, Uncle Jimbo posted a funny SNL sketch: http://minx.cc:1080/?post=295005 ... which unfortunately I can no longer find online. The translator was (overly literally) relating what the Chinese premier was angrily complaining to Obama. The premier complained that Obama was "doing sex to me". Langfocus teaches us here that this isn't a Chinese calque... it's Japanese. When the Japanese turn a concept into a verb, they add -suro, to do. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 30, 2017 11:17 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 11:18 PM (jm1YL) 235
219 Captain Whitebread, that opening background music for Jason of Star Command I think I heard it also on Star Trek: The Animated Series. Budgets were tight back then I guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:11 PM (rXyHG) Both were produced by Filmation, and they were notoriously cheap. It's no surprise they'd recycle music pieces. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 30, 2017 11:19 PM (rJUlF) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 11:19 PM (5YBu8) Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 11:21 PM (jm1YL) 238
I am traveling a bit right now.
Tonight I am in Simi Valley area. Sat down at a bar at the hotel. CNN was on 4 different screens, sound was off. For heavens sake, I was there 2 hours and CNN had nothing on during that entire time but Trump issues. No wonder people are crazy. Posted by: navybrat at June 30, 2017 11:22 PM (FWzZf) 239
Space Comand could work, but it's been taken already.
Air Force Space Command would become the nucleus of the Space Corps, just as the Army's Air Corps became the Branch for US Army Air Forces. The next question is could the Space Corps wrest the ground based Missile and Space Defense role from the Army, which is descended from Anti-Aircraft Artillery (via Nike, Spartan and Sprint) which in turn descended from Coast Artillery. I vote for a space-black tunic, although keeping a "flight cap", rather than a beret. "Let's be about it, people." Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:23 PM (brIR5) 240
Simi Valley. Sad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 11:23 PM (PXj2C) 241
Sat down at a bar at the hotel. CNN was on 4 different screens, sound was off.
For heavens sake, I was there 2 hours and CNN had nothing on during that entire time but Trump issues. No wonder people are crazy. Posted by: navybrat at June 30, 2017 11:22 PM (FWzZf) This is where the remote control app on tablets comes in so handy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 11:24 PM (SRKgf) 242
Well, it could be Moorpark, so there's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 11:24 PM (PXj2C) 243
Although like many members of the RMN, I probably wouldn't look good in a tunic.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:24 PM (brIR5) 244
You ask too much...
.... ok, I vill design the new space uniforms for you, daaahling. But one thing... no capes. Posted by: Edna Mode at June 30, 2017 11:25 PM (E2jsN) 245
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!!!
Posted by: Robot at June 30, 2017 11:26 PM (PXj2C) 246
You ask too much...
.... ok, I vill design the new space uniforms for you, daaahling. But one thing... no capes. Posted by: Edna Mode You know nussink about militar uniformens! Posted by: Hugo Boss at June 30, 2017 11:26 PM (5YBu8) 247
172 "No, there won't be the equivalent of an 11Bravo"
Yet!!! Posted by: torquewrench at June 30, 2017 10:54 PM (ujwCG) Star Fleet Marines! Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:27 PM (brIR5) 248
Space black with gold or silver piping?
Yeah flight caps. No berets or those Imperial peak caps. Glossy black riding boots. And laser blasters for side-arms. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:27 PM (rXyHG) 249
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!!!
Posted by: Robot ---------- If I had been Will Robinson, I would have instructed Robbie to snap Dr. Smith's head off. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2017 11:28 PM (OdK9v) 250
If the Reps were a serious party they'd announce they would not recognize the election results from any state that did not provide data to avoid fraud.
Let the Dems stew in their own fraudulent votes Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2017 11:28 PM (aZq03) 251
Some people call us Space Cowboys...
Posted by: the new US Space Corps at June 30, 2017 11:28 PM (E2jsN) 252
May I propose that Kathy Griffin be included in the Style Guide as: "disgraced comedian and apprentice crack ho Kathy Griffin"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2017 11:28 PM (XUcIQ) 253
buncha nerds
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:28 PM (0wem/) 254
is "buncha" the collective for nerds?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:29 PM (0wem/) 255
Some call us the Pompatus of Love.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 11:29 PM (PXj2C) 256
I have some fab ideas for Space Corpse tunics!
Posted by: Bali Barry at June 30, 2017 11:30 PM (ysprU) 257
Space black with gold or silver piping?
Yeah flight caps. No berets or those Imperial peak caps. Glossy black riding boots. And laser blasters for side-arms. Posted by: Anna Puma Red piping for special forces. But, c'mon, peak caps for dress uniforms. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 11:30 PM (5YBu8) 258
252 May I propose that Kathy Griffin be included in the Style Guide as: "disgraced comedian and apprentice crack ho Kathy Griffin"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2017 11:28 PM (XUcIQ) How about "disgraced wannabe comedian and struggling apprentice crack ho Kathy Griffin"? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 11:30 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:30 PM (rXyHG) 260
Some people call us Maurice...
Posted by: the new US Space Corps at June 30, 2017 11:30 PM (E2jsN) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 11:30 PM (m9X4Y) Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:30 PM (0wem/) 263
Kathy Griffin offers to give head, is rejected
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 30, 2017 11:30 PM (6FqZa) 264
252 May I propose that Kathy Griffin be included in the Style Guide as: "disgraced comedian and apprentice crack ho Kathy Griffin"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2017 11:28 PM (XUcIQ) That assumes someone would be willing to take her on in an apprenticeship. More like "amateur enthusiast crack ho." Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2017 11:30 PM (9mOGz) 265
What kind of dog is that on Tucker?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2017 11:31 PM (OdK9v) 266
Trump is Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, the
NeverTrump Republicans are Ted Knight, and the Democrat Media are Bill Murray blowing up the whole golf course trying to kill a gopher. Posted by: Toad-O at June 30, 2017 10:27 PM (cct0t) Who would be the annoying chick with the Irish accent? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (aMlLZ) MeAgain Kelly. Also, if you think about it, white blue collar voters are Danny. Trying to suck up to and be accepted by the liberal elite (Judge Smails) by voting for Obumbles the Wonder Dipshit, only to figure out that no matter what, they'll never be good enough. So they say "Fuck It", and side with Al Czernik. Bill Murray's Carl the groundskeeper, IMO is better thought of as being Luap Nor voters: zany and stoned, amusing sideshow to watch, and capable of swinging the balance of an election completely by accident. Posted by: Country Singer at June 30, 2017 11:31 PM (yzxic) 267
The uniforms must be made from velour and leatherette. The boots must be suede ankle zipups with cuban heels and pointed toes. Posted by: otho at June 30, 2017 11:31 PM (lmIoG) 268
Guardians of Spaaaaaaaaaaace.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 11:14 PM (m9X4Y) Astro Gliders? Oh, wait, bad idea. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2017 11:31 PM (XUcIQ) 269
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The uniforms must be made from velour and leatherette. The boots must be suede ankle zipups with cuban heels and pointed toes. -------- One word: June Lockhart. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 11:32 PM (PXj2C) 270
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2017 11:33 PM (IcT7t) Posted by: the new US Space Corps at June 30, 2017 11:33 PM (E2jsN) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 11:33 PM (5YBu8) 273
@realDonaldTrump
If Republican Senators are unable to pass what they are working on now, they should immediately REPEAL, and then REPLACE at a later date! GOPe: Wait, you're saying doing the popular part BEFORE the unpopular part? I don't get it. Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 30, 2017 11:33 PM (VdICR) 274
252 May I propose that Kathy Griffin be included in the Style Guide as: "disgraced comedian and apprentice crack ho Kathy Griffin"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon As haggard as she is, I think Meth ho fits better. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2017 11:33 PM (+lVUW) 275
Who would be the annoying chick with the Irish accent?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (aMlLZ) Sinead O'Conner ? Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 30, 2017 11:33 PM (AoK0a) 276
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The uniforms must be made from velour and leatherette. The boots must be suede ankle zipups with cuban heels and pointed toes. Posted by: otho at June 30, 2017 11:31 PM (lmIoG) Now I'll show you why they called me the "Velour Fog." Posted by: Zap Brannigan at June 30, 2017 11:34 PM (9mOGz) 277
Seriously? Only 200 something? Reprobates all passed out on the bathroom floor, desperately hugging the porcelain god, already?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2017 11:34 PM (hscyr) 278
267 The uniforms must be made from velour and leatherette. The boots must be suede ankle zipups with cuban heels and pointed toes.
Posted by: otho at June 30, 2017 11:31 PM (lmIoG) Of the many wonderful things about the old U.F.O. show, maybe the best was the outfits and makeup of the Moonbase girls. Even more delightful, when one of the Moonbase girls was under some sort of investigation, and had to return to Earth, she wore normal clothing, and no Moonbase makeup or Moonbase purple wig. Because she was no longer on the moon, you see. It made perfect sense at the time. Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2017 11:34 PM (iMxBJ) 279
uniforms must be made from velour and leatherette
ob. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 30, 2017 11:35 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:35 PM (0wem/) 281
Who would be the annoying chick with the Irish accent? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2017 10:31 PM (aMlLZ) Sinead O'Conner ? Dolores O'Riordan? Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2017 11:35 PM (IcT7t) 282
I vote for purple, anti-static wigs. And lots of teletype machines !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Space Corp UFO Conspiracy Theory Critic ... at June 30, 2017 11:36 PM (AoK0a) 283
Seriously? Only 200 something? Reprobates all passed out on the bathroom floor, desperately hugging the porcelain god, already?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy It's been a long week. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 11:36 PM (5YBu8) Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2017 11:36 PM (mkDpn) 285
Obviously, our new space force should be called "The Lensmen"...
Posted by: The Triplanetary Hat at June 30, 2017 11:37 PM (vBeA5) 286
283 Seriously? Only 200 something? Reprobates all passed out on the bathroom floor, desperately hugging the porcelain god, already?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy ----------- Everyone needs a hobby. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 11:37 PM (PXj2C) 287
Space Comand could work, but it's been taken already. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 30, 2017 11:03 PM (P/kVC) Robert Frezza once suggested "Space Takers" Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2017 11:37 PM (mkDpn) Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at June 30, 2017 11:38 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: ibguy at June 30, 2017 11:38 PM (vUcdz) 290
One word: June Lockhart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 11:32 PM The definition of space cool. I propose the uniforms be comprised of a mashup of "Lost In Space" and "UFO" styles. Purple wigs and go go boots for girls and fishnet singlets for guys. Aliens will be overwhelmed by the grooviness and simply give up. Posted by: otho at June 30, 2017 11:39 PM (lmIoG) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:39 PM (rXyHG) 292
The next question is could the Space Corps wrest the
ground based Missile and Space Defense role from the Army, which is descended from Anti-Aircraft Artillery (via Nike, Spartan and Sprint) which in turn descended from Coast Artillery. I vote for a space-black tunic, although keeping a "flight cap", rather than a beret. "Let's be about it, people." Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:23 PM (brIR5) I could see SMDC being rolled up in there. Their mission is already separate from Air Defense Artillery. Also, I fully expect that with the Army, all the current SIGINT functions under Military Intelligence is going to get stripped away from Fort Huachuca and merged under Army Cyber Command. I've been hearing rumblings that as soon as McCain retires Huachuca will go away anyway. Posted by: Country Singer at June 30, 2017 11:39 PM (yzxic) 293
282 I vote for purple, anti-static wigs. And lots of teletype machines !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Space Corp UFO Conspiracy Theory Critic ... at June 30, 2017 11:36 PM (AoK0a) That was no Teletype. That was an IBM Selectric. That round type ball is unmistakable. Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2017 11:39 PM (iMxBJ) Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at June 30, 2017 11:39 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 11:39 PM (m9X4Y) Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2017 11:40 PM (IcT7t) 297
Space Rangers.
Evening everyone. Internet is down, but I have my phone, bourbon, a steak, and a pile of reading to catch up on. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 30, 2017 11:40 PM (dMJEF) 298
I vote for purple, anti-static wigs. And lots of teletype machines !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Space Corp UFO Conspiracy Theory Critic ... at June 30, 2017 11:36 PM Bitchin'! ... *doing the mashed potato* Posted by: otho at June 30, 2017 11:41 PM (lmIoG) 299
Of course, Teh Horde's Spaceship, would look like a 2 km long Hitachi vibrator, but with solar panels for her extra pleasure.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2017 11:41 PM (v5iqM) 300
Take the Air Force dress uniform and use black fabric. All else stays identical....
wouldn't be too bad, right? Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2017 11:42 PM (hcyUh) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 30, 2017 11:42 PM (6FqZa) 302
Do *not* make the uniforms like those of D.O.O.P.
**imagines Zapp Brannigan's short "skirt"** **shudders** Posted by: the new US Space Corps at June 30, 2017 11:42 PM (E2jsN) 303
Of course, Teh Horde's Spaceship, would look like a 2 km long Hitachi vibrator, but with solar panels for her extra pleasure.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2017 11:41 PM (v5iqM) How's the sciatica tonight, Jim? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2017 11:43 PM (XUcIQ) 304
the whole shark thing is a lie. sharks kill way more people every year than the "scientists" admit.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 10:15 PM (0wem/) I don't know if this is still the case but in the mid-Eighties I recall seeing interviews with prominent scientists and science programs on television attempting to claim that sharks were more or less victims of bad press and that these animals weren't really maneaters at all, not really. Surfers look like seals and all that. The men of the USS Indianapolis would disagree; that is, if most of the survivors of the sub attack weren't eaten by sharks. Posted by: troyriser at June 30, 2017 11:43 PM (nSXub) 305
Well, I cannot help you with the leatherette, however, I do have a rather substantial nauga ranch and would be more than happy to supply all the naugahyde you need.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:43 PM (0wem/) Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at June 30, 2017 11:43 PM (AoK0a) 307
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Trump is Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, the NeverTrump Republicans are Ted Knight, and the Democrat Media are Bill Murray blowing up the whole golf course trying to kill a gopher. Posted by: Toad-O at June 30, 2017 10:27 PM (cct0t) "Hey Mika, how would you like to make $14 the hard way?" Posted by: PD "Dangerfield" T at June 30, 2017 11:44 PM (8iiMU) 308
And laser blasters for side-arms.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:27 PM (rXyHG) In keeping with Uncle Jacques, 1911A1s. Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:44 PM (brIR5) 309
How's the sciatica tonight, Jim?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2017 11:43 PM (XUcIQ) I have the TENS unit set somewhere between "Stun" and "Kill". And I found the switch to have it run continuously. Now, we'll see how long a 9v Duracell really lasts! Worked today, had to fake "smile" the last hour, and work through the pain. This shit is NOT FUN. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2017 11:45 PM (v5iqM) 310
In my experience the cops are never around to witness the agro drivers that are going to cause an accident.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 30, 2017 09:49 PM This is from last thread, but appropriate. I've been vacationing in South Beach and the worst part about it is that we've been surrounded by Florida drivers. My wife thinks that the heat has melted their brains. And, the pedestrians are just as bad. Will suddenly walk out into the street at any freaking second. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 30, 2017 11:45 PM (n52SX) 311
Covfefe is for closers!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 30, 2017 11:45 PM (3YxFh) 312
305 Well, I cannot help you with the leatherette, however, I do have a rather substantial nauga ranch and would be more than happy to supply all the naugahyde you need.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:43 PM (0wem/) Ooooohhhh. Can you hook me up with a Naugahyde mini, & some Naugahyde pants? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2017 11:46 PM (hscyr) 313
It's the summer days that make me check high country real estate listings.
Posted by: Blanco Basura So you're in for the Space Umbrella over Phoenix Go Fund Me? Can I sign you up for a pledge? Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at June 30, 2017 11:46 PM (AoK0a) 314
Dare I say... an early night
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo Nope. Just a lot of early drinkin'. So it takes awhile to read and type. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 30, 2017 11:46 PM (5YBu8) 315
Covfefe is for clvosesers!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 30, 2017 11:45 PM (3YxFh) FIFY Jim Sunk New Dawn Galvfefeston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2017 11:47 PM (v5iqM) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 30, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y) 317
I just don't care about climate change. I care about my money, do you hear me Washington, MY money! Take your hand out of my pocket!
Posted by: goon at June 30, 2017 11:47 PM (EaQ6/) 318
300 Take the Air Force dress uniform and use black fabric. All else stays identical....
wouldn't be too bad, right? Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2017 11:42 PM (hcyUh) That would probably work. Just don't let former COS McPeak anywhere near the uniform committee. He tried to replace the military bar/leaf/eagle/star rank insignia with Navy style sleeve rings. His tenure was controversial, and cut short, although for other reasons. Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:48 PM (brIR5) Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2017 11:48 PM (hcyUh) 320
House panel votes to split Air Force, create new U.S. Space Corps.
++++ Why would we want to send corpses to space? Posted by: Barack Obama at June 30, 2017 11:48 PM (pvjTE) 321
I have the TENS unit set somewhere between "Stun" and "Kill". And I found the switch to have it run continuously.
Now, we'll see how long a 9v Duracell really lasts! Worked today, had to fake "smile" the last hour, and work through the pain. This shit is NOT FUN. Foam roller, FTW. Cross one ankle over the other knee, roll back and forth until you find the most sensitive spot, then stay there. Hurts like a mofo, but prepare to be amazed. Do that for a couple days ... problem gone. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 11:48 PM (SRKgf) 322
So you're in for the Space Umbrella over Phoenix Go Fund Me?
Can I sign you up for a pledge? I don't see what furniture polish has to do with anything, but OK. I think I've got five bucks I can part with. Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2017 11:48 PM (IcT7t) 323
I just had a rather long comment eaten by pixy. WTF?
Posted by: GOULD at June 30, 2017 11:49 PM (I16G8) 324
Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:48 PM (brIR5)
I don't have too much direct connection to the armed services, but i really can not see that going over well. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2017 11:50 PM (hcyUh) 325
US Space Corps: everyone gets pointy ears.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2017 11:50 PM (XV61Y) 326
Foam roller #6 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE5na0zvVMg
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 30, 2017 11:50 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: The hamsters at June 30, 2017 11:51 PM (IcT7t) 328
Is "Shark Boom" a cheap breakfast cereal from Japan?
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 30, 2017 11:52 PM (nlbfN) 329
322I don't see what furniture polish has to do with anything, but OK. I think I've got five bucks I can part with.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2017 11:48 PM (Ic Smart move. It's also a dessert topping. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2017 11:52 PM (hscyr) 330
323 I just had a rather long comment eaten by pixy. WTF?
Posted by: GOULD at June 30, 2017 11:49 PM (I16G ++++ Did the comment contain something you copied and pasted? Posted by: Barack Obama at June 30, 2017 11:52 PM (pvjTE) 331
And all the alien nookie you can handle. Should be good for recruiting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2017 11:52 PM (XV61Y) 332
/sock
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 30, 2017 11:52 PM (pvjTE) 333
I don't have too much direct connection to the armed services, but i really can not see that going over well. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2017 11:50 PM (hcyUh) It didn't. The only people who were impressed seemed to be McPeak and the people he appointed to the uniform board. I never heard a rationale for such a drastic change in the uniform of every officer, Active Duty, Reserve or Air Guard. Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:52 PM (brIR5) 334
McPeak apparently had a God complex since he was a Colorado Coo Coo Bird, a Thunderbird pilot who survived his F-100D disintegrating around him, and he was a Misty FAC pilot in Vietnam.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:52 PM (rXyHG) 335
331 And all the alien nookie you can handle. Should be good for recruiting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2017 11:52 PM (XV61Y) The mind is willing, but the body is squishy, and bruised! Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2017 11:53 PM (hcyUh) 336
And he wasn't USNA who took a cross commission, either.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:53 PM (brIR5) 337
Did the comment contain something you copied and pasted?
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 30, 2017 11:52 PM (pvjTE) ====== Nope. All original input. Posted by: GOULD at June 30, 2017 11:54 PM (I16G8) 338
Ooooohhhh. Can you hook me up with a Naugahyde mini, & some Naugahyde pants?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June How about I bring you some naugahyde to Las Vegas and we can have someone make you some? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:54 PM (0wem/) Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 30, 2017 11:54 PM (VdICR) 340
Wasn't us, GOULD. Promise.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at June 30, 2017 11:55 PM (hcyUh) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:55 PM (rXyHG) 342
Having an airplane fall apart around you in flight, and then surviving a tour as a Misty, might make you think you could at least commune with God.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:55 PM (brIR5) 343
What was the error displayed when Pixy feasted on your comment?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 30, 2017 11:55 PM (pvjTE) 344
338 Ooooohhhh. Can you hook me up with a Naugahyde mini, & some Naugahyde pants?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June How about I bring you some naugahyde to Las Vegas and we can have someone make you some? --------- I'll hold the measuring tape. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2017 11:56 PM (PXj2C) 345
338 How about I bring you some naugahyde to Las Vegas and we can have someone make you some?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:54 PM ( Can you send me some ahead of time so that I can have a Naugahyde bikini to lounge in poolside? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2017 11:56 PM (hscyr) 346
The new space corps needs to develop a weapon system and name it Death Blossom.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 30, 2017 11:57 PM (EnNcD) 347
Having an airplane fall apart around you in flight, and then surviving a tour as a Misty, might make you think you could at least commune with God.
Posted by: Fox2! I assure you I'm on close, personal terms with the Almighty. Write a good prayer and we'll get good weather. Posted by: George S Patton at June 30, 2017 11:57 PM (5YBu8) 348
The men of the USS Indianapolis would disagree; that is, if most of the survivors of the sub attack weren't eaten by sharks.
Posted by: troyriser at June well, they have two main categories of attacks, provoked and unprovoked. nearly anything you do, including bumping a shark unwittingly with your surf board, constitutes a provoked shark attack. victims of air or sea incidents, like the Indianapolis, are not included in either category, since the scientists consider them part of the food chain at that point. so next time an indonesian ferry goes down an 1000 go missing, well there were no shark attacks. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:58 PM (0wem/) 349
341 Fox2!
You know who else has rings on their uniform sleeves? Airline pilots. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:55 PM (rXyHG) There were already reports of Air Force members being mistaken for doormen, bus drivers, etc. Although most doormen dress fancier than Hoyt Vandenberg's "Plain Blue Suit." Maybe he wanted pilots to be prepared for how they would look during their second career. The RAF and Commonwealth Air officers wear rings, as well. Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2017 11:58 PM (brIR5) 350
Fox2!
Well you know who was COS after McPeak? Fogelman who was also a Misty FAC who was actually shot down, an AH-1 Cobra landed to rescue him, and he clung to the side of the gunship on this little panel until the helicopter got him to safety. Fogelman at the first official Misty FAC reunion after George 'Bud' Day was released was caught swinging from a chandelier. And he still made Chief of Staff. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2017 11:58 PM (rXyHG) 351
What was the error displayed when Pixy feasted on your comment?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 30, 2017 11:55 PM (pvjTE) ====== No error at all. It took it and never posted it, that hamster bitch. Posted by: GOULD at June 30, 2017 11:58 PM (I16G8) 352
Ooooohhhh. Can you hook me up with a Naugahyde mini, & some Naugahyde pants? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2017 11:46 PM (hscyr) Diamond-tufted? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2017 11:58 PM (XUcIQ) 353
Can you send me some ahead of time so that I can have a Naugahyde bikini to lounge in poolside?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June how many strips do you need? not sure if we make naugahyde floss. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:59 PM (0wem/) 354
I will look at that there foam roller, thanks.
Go here, and find page/slide No. 8. http://tinyurl.com/7et5yc8 That is a perfect illustration of where the pain is, and exactly what it "looks like" in terms of where it feels to be. As you can see, it's not a "back" problem. Might not even be the Sciatic Nerve itself. But rather, a wildly inflamed-swollen muscle putting pressure on said nerve. Either way, it's mind blowing pain. Yesterday, it pinned me to the living room floor like a moth to a board. Was noon before I could (with help) get vertical, get meds, get into a steaming hot shower and a modicum of relief. I've endured a lifetime of recreational and competitive motorcycle incidents, heavy construction "oopsies", and innumerable other minor and not-so-minor injuries. I have hardware holding limbs together. I have sewn myself up, on at least one occasion. This is world-class pain, and I'm USED TO PAIN. Know what does help? Bourbon. Only mitigates the pain. DEFINITELY helps with a good night's sleep. Ah, but to wake again to immobilizing pain. Will the circle, be unbroken? Bye n' bye Lord, bye n' bye. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2017 12:00 AM (v5iqM) 355
Watched Gavin McInnes show "Hows It Goin Eh"on the Rebel. One of his guests was a Canadian redneck with a youtube channel. The channel is like a car wreck that is a mix of Jackass and riding mowers. Weird and they speak an odd version of English..
https://www.youtube.com/user/1puglife/videos Posted by: X-ray at July 01, 2017 12:03 AM (br7RH) 356
353 how many strips do you need? not sure if we make naugahyde floss.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2017 11:59 PM ( No floss, I don't like the butt cheeks hanging out Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2017 12:03 AM (hscyr) 357
As you can see, it's not a "back" problem. Might not even be the Sciatic Nerve itself. But rather, a wildly inflamed-swollen muscle putting pressure on said nerve.
Either way, it's mind blowing pain. Yesterday, it pinned me to the living room floor like a moth to a board. Was noon before I could (with help) get vertical, get meds, get into a steaming hot shower and a modicum of relief. I did the same thing stretching too vigorously, and causing the piriformis (the muscle in your butt when injections are given) to spasm right before a baseball tournament. Serious, serious pain. But the foam roller helped a lot, so that by the end of the tournament I could actually run again. Of course, in using the roller it felt as though I had a golf ball in my back pocket. Gradually, however, it relaxed, and then the problem was gone. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2017 12:04 AM (SRKgf) 358
>>>The new space corps needs to develop a weapon system and name it Death Blossom.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 30, 2017 11:57 PM (EnNcD)<<< Mayim Bialik smash!!! Posted by: Death Blossom at July 01, 2017 12:04 AM (E2jsN) 359
So it turns out the doctor who went shooty in the Bronx was NOT a doctor, he was a pharmacy tech who worked on the family medicine unit until resigning under threat of being fired in 2015.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 01, 2017 12:04 AM (mvenn) 360
Ah, but to wake again to immobilizing pain.
Will the circle, be unbroken? Bye n' bye Lord, bye n' bye. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim Have you tried an inversion table. I've heard good things. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 01, 2017 12:05 AM (5YBu8) 361
No floss, I don't like the butt cheeks hanging out
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2017 12:03 AM ( ------- Well,would they really "hang"? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 01, 2017 12:05 AM (PXj2C) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2017 12:05 AM (rXyHG) 363
No floss, I don't like the butt cheeks hanging out
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2017 12:03 AM (hscyr) Here, put this denal flossyhide on, and show us what you're trying to explain? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2017 12:06 AM (v5iqM) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2017 12:07 AM (rXyHG) 365
@354 Jim in Galveston
Sorry about your sciatica. I get it too, though not as crippling as yours. Sometimes I get up and I don't think my leg will support me. I have a herniated disc but they said that wasn't the cause. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2017 12:08 AM (XV61Y) 366
Death Blossom?
The Gunstar with that system had too many bugs. How about a Valkyrie? Posted by: Anna Puma The Superdeath Skullfucker 6000 EXTREEEEEEEME! Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 01, 2017 12:08 AM (5YBu8) 367
A is for Alpha, B is for Betelgeuse ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at July 01, 2017 12:08 AM (AoK0a) 368
Serious, serious pain. But the foam roller helped a lot, so that by the end of the tournament I could actually run again. Of course, in using the roller it felt as though I had a golf ball in my back pocket. Gradually, however, it relaxed, and then the problem was gone.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2017 12:04 AM (SRKgf) I'll give it a try then, and thanks. Any chance you could email me that link? I'm terribly ONT lazy, and would have to come back in the morning and scroll till I found it again. Sad, but true, and honest. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2017 12:09 AM (v5iqM) 369
No floss, I don't like the butt cheeks hanging out
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2017 12:03 AM (hscyr) Thinking only of yourself! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2017 12:10 AM (MH5+M) 370
a friend on fb who has been a congressional aide and worked many campaigns, including in VA, posted tonight about McAuliffes' refusal of VA voter data, noting it is sheer attempt to inflame by framing it as "protecting party affiliation", when we don't register by party here, and the ballot one asks for is publicly available info.
Along with all of the following: * Your voter ID number * Your full name * Your gender * Your home address * Your last home address * What day you moved * Where you vote * Your election history going back several years * Whether you vote in person or absentee * If you vote absentee, what date you asked for the ballot and what date you returned it. The only thing they don't make publicly available is last 4 of SSN. This concerted refusal is pure resistance bs (if copying text from his post re the list embarrels me, I apologize) Posted by: barbarausa at July 01, 2017 12:10 AM (Elk67) 371
361 Well,would they really "hang"?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 01, 2017 12:05 AM Umm, well, no. Figure of speech. Who wants to bend over & risk flashing the hoo ha though? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2017 12:10 AM (hscyr) 372
No floss, I don't like the butt cheeks hanging out
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July why does it always have to be about what you want? fine, I will send some sheets and you can do what you will with them. Not sending enough for a burkah. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2017 12:12 AM (0wem/) 373
Take the Air Force dress uniform and use black fabric. All else stays identical....
wouldn't be too bad, right? Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2017 11:42 PM (hcyUh) Depends; are you going to be stationed at somewhere like Adak, Alaska or somewhere like Houston or Cape Canaveral? Posted by: Country Singer at July 01, 2017 12:13 AM (yzxic) 374
Sure.
Here's one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE5na0zvVMg There are a whole bunch of the videos on Youtube. Here's the one I use: http://www.bodyspex.com/Exercises.aspx?ExerciseArticleID=11 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2017 12:14 AM (SRKgf) 375
Umm, well, no. Figure of speech. Who wants to bend over & risk flashing the hoo ha though?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy [shifty eyes] Posted by: Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, Miley Cirus etc. at July 01, 2017 12:15 AM (5YBu8) 376
372 fine, I will send some sheets and you can do what you will with them. Not sending enough for a burkah.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2017 12:12 AM ( Bad Y5 bad! Explain to me what is so horrible about the classic string bikini? And think of the possibities: you found sell the eevstram of me applying sunscreen, stretching... Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2017 12:16 AM (hscyr) 377
"....Umm, well, no. Figure of speech. Who wants to bend over & risk flashing the
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy FIFY Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2017 12:17 AM (v5iqM) 378
375 [shifty eyes]
Posted by: Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, Miley Cirus etc. at July 01, 2017 12:15 AM (5YBu The whole not wearing undies thing is a dead giveaway there, Britney "taco" spears. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2017 12:18 AM (hscyr) 379
375 Umm, well, no. Figure of speech. Who wants to bend over & risk flashing the hoo ha though?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy --------- Hmmm. *puffs pipe thoughtfully* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 01, 2017 12:18 AM (PXj2C) 380
Braves have a no-hitter going into 9th.
Posted by: The Gimp at July 01, 2017 12:19 AM (jdWK0) 381
Well, I screwed up the PIXYtml, and still dodged the barrel.
HAH! /slapweasel *and it wuz still teh funneh! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2017 12:19 AM (v5iqM) 382
"As you can see, it's not a 'back' problem. Might not even be the Sciatic Nerve itself. But rather, a wildly inflamed-swollen muscle putting pressure on said nerve. Either way, it's mind blowing pain."
I've had two bouts of severe sciatica. It's nasty stuff. I was advised by another sufferer to experiment with basically everything that I sit and lie on. Office chairs, car seats, recliners, mattresses. That can be a really slow process. Wanting to change only one variable at a time. And then having to wait a few weeks with each substitution to see if it worked. When sometimes the new regime hurt more. Then of course to be really rigorous in the analysis, it's necessary if some new setup works more comfortably to then go BACK to the old setup for a while to see if the pain returns. Which it can do with a vengeance. I did eventually figure out combinations of everything that helped me get clear. I never had to go this far, but I was told to look into getting hand controls for the car so that I didn't have to be working foot controls for throttle and brake. (To say nothing of a clutch. Ugh.) Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2017 12:19 AM (ujwCG) Posted by: SMFH at July 01, 2017 12:20 AM (sB1y1) 384
351 What was the error displayed when Pixy feasted on your comment?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 30, 2017 11:55 PM (pvjTE) ====== No error at all. It took it and never posted it, that hamster bitch. Posted by: GOULD at June 30, 2017 11:58 PM (I16G ++++ You know what's fun? When you compose a long comment, and then, since you are so used to hitting that refresh button, you hit that instead of post. Not that I would ever do such a thing. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 01, 2017 12:24 AM (FUu/Z) 385
If the new US Space Corpse were stationed in Florida and California, would they then be...
Space Ghosts Coast to Coast? Posted by: Adult Swim at July 01, 2017 12:25 AM (E2jsN) 386
"The Air Farce wants to do away with their space cadets... Heh."
All cost centers not related to the F-35 Faceplant must go. Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2017 12:26 AM (ujwCG) Posted by: Blan at July 01, 2017 12:26 AM (IcT7t) 388
Sock removal failure.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 01, 2017 12:26 AM (IcT7t) 389
Yea, Yea! Joy, Joy! It seems we are losing the adult child from the basement
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 01, 2017 12:27 AM (mMeIQ) 390
SMFH. Sorry to have to tell you this, but the USAF is taking all of the Army's Blackhawks and Apaches.
Take heart though. All of the Infantry is being issued Kevlar coal-scuttles with a carbon-fiber, variable pitch propeller on top. Kind of the high tech, modern version of the Kaiser's Spike, up there. Airborne, All The Way! /snrk Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2017 12:27 AM (v5iqM) 391
I've had two bouts of severe sciatica. It's nasty stuff.
As I understand it, sciatica basically results from inflexibility/weakness in the piriformis, through/under (depending on the person) which the sciatic nerve runs. If the piriformis spasms, it clenches the sciatic nerve, which is what causes the pain. There's nothing necessarily wrong with the sciatic nerve itself. In this respect, it's much like plantar fasciitis, which results from inflexibility in the calves (gastrocnemius and soleus), which can also be fixed through slowly and gradually working on their flexibility. In my experience, the foam roller will help enormously (assuming that all that's wrong is muscle spasming). Rolling out the piriformis will hurt like a mother, but if you gut your way through it, the muscle will gradually relax, and the problem magically disappears. I roll out routinely (i.e., every day) now, and haven't had the problem again in a decade. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2017 12:28 AM (SRKgf) 392
As my superpower, I want the ability to compel people to say exactly what they think about their audiences. Then I will threaten to attend politician's speeches and wreck their chances of ever getting elected unless they pay me to go away.
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at July 01, 2017 12:28 AM (3acYM) 393
OK OK.....
I'm sorry... but I have the ULTIMATE Super Power... I want.... a SOUND TRACK! Think about it.. you'd always know when the bad guy is around... you'd always know when you are supposed to be getting Sexy... It would give you a clue about what the hell you are supposed to do! Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 12:29 AM (NgKpN) 394
Also, living with sciatica for weeks is much too long. Rolling it out will deal with it in a few days.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2017 12:29 AM (SRKgf) 395
You know what's fun? When you compose a long
comment, and then, since you are so used to hitting that refresh button, you hit that instead of post. Not that I would ever do such a thing. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 01, 2017 12:24 AM (FUu/Z) Which is why I compose anything more than two lines on WordPad. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2017 12:29 AM (mkDpn) 396
You know what's fun? When you compose a long comment, and then, since you are so used to hitting that refresh button, you hit that instead of post.
Not that I would ever do such a thing. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 01, 2017 12:24 AM (FUu/Z) ========= Not the case this time, although I can very easily see that being an issue. Posted by: GOULD at July 01, 2017 12:29 AM (I16G8) 397
I wonder how much the proposal of this new Space branch is tied into this:
Trump revives the National Space Council: https://tinyurl.com/ycnx4mhh Posted by: Country Singer at July 01, 2017 12:30 AM (yzxic) 398
They always get the X-ray vision wrong. It isn't projecting X-rays from your eyes. That wouldn't be of much use as a sensory enhancement since you wouldn't be receiving the X-rays that have passed through an object you want to see through. Just being able to perceive X-rays at a very high level is sensitivity is all that is needed. There is a certain amount always present, just not nearly enough for most applications such as medical diagnostics. Otherwise, if it didn't just prevent life from evolving at all, it would have to be far hardier in regard to that type of radiation.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 01, 2017 12:30 AM (AK5Ni) 399
You know what's great? When people call you to complain about the fixes they've put themselves in, and you have to listen and make vague comments, which they will pertly ignore, and resent you for making. I mean, nothing is better than that. Seriously.
A dog-like alien in a strange universe? I'd take that. Unless they had a cat-like alien. That would be best. They'd be like, "These aren't the droids you're looking for" and I'd be HISSSSS bath bath bath. I'm telling you, it'd be epic. I don't need another cat. Convince me of this. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 01, 2017 12:31 AM (MZcWR) 400
Oh, and I got to try to do something on Dad's ancient laptop that had Windows 10 forced on it.
JAYZUS KEERIST THAT IS ONE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE CLUNKY AND USELESS PROGRAM!!!! FREAKING WIDNOWS WANTS EVERYFREAKING PERSON IN THE WORLD TO THROW THEIR COMPUTERS OUT AND GO BACK TO SELECTRICS AND PAPER FILES Thank you for your indulgence. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2017 12:32 AM (mkDpn) Posted by: President Trump, trolling trolling trolling at July 01, 2017 12:32 AM (E2jsN) 402
Bad Y5 bad! Explain to me what is so horrible about the classic string bikini? And think of the possibities: you found sell the eevstram of me applying sunscreen, stretching...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July oh well if there is a media split we will do whatever you want. I will make it up on the back end. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2017 12:33 AM (0wem/) 403
401 We're gonna name the new US Space Corps... wait for it...
the United States Space Rangers. Posted by: President Trump, trolling trolling trolling at July 01, 2017 12:32 AM (E2jsN) Well... the Air Farce already has some... THUNDERBIRDS! Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 12:34 AM (NgKpN) 404
As my superpower, I want the ability to compel people to say exactly what they think about their audiences. Then I will threaten to attend politician's speeches and wreck their chances of ever getting elected unless they pay me to go away.
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at July 01, 2017 12:28 AM (3acYM) All that will do is prove the validity of Rule 34... Posted by: Brain Bleach for Sale! at July 01, 2017 12:34 AM (vBeA5) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 01, 2017 12:35 AM (5YBu8) 406
F.A.B! Posted by: otho at July 01, 2017 12:36 AM (lmIoG) 407
Well... the Air Farce already has some... THUNDERBIRDS!
Posted by: Don Q THUNDERBIRDS GO! Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 01, 2017 12:35 AM (5YBu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIAKj3Gl1E One of the best TV themes ever. Posted by: The F.A.B. Hat at July 01, 2017 12:36 AM (vBeA5) 408
Now, the question becomes... why the Air Force for Space...
When what we will eventually travel on, are more SHIPS, than aircraft? Actually... more like Submarines.... Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 12:37 AM (NgKpN) 409
I was hoping the cookbook submission counter would go into negative time after it hit zero.
Oh, well Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2017 12:37 AM (mkDpn) 410
408 Now, the question becomes... why the Air Force for Space...
When what we will eventually travel on, are more SHIPS, than aircraft? Actually... more like Submarines.... Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 12:37 AM (NgKpN) That was the concept behind the design for Star Trek: Enterprise. Posted by: Buzzion at July 01, 2017 12:39 AM (EnNcD) 411
I was hoping the cookbook submission counter would go into negative time after it hit zero.
Oh, well Posted by: Kindltot at July I was hoping it wold reset to two weeks so we can keep track of how long it will be until we get our books. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2017 12:41 AM (0wem/) 412
I've been hearing rumblings that as soon as McCain retires Huachuca will go away anyway.
Posted by: Country Singer --------- As I have opined here before, I don't believe that Huachuca exists. All that claim to have been there are a part of the conspiracy. I've never personally known anyone who was there. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2017 12:45 AM (OdK9v) 413
The cookbook timer has collapsed like a poorly executed soufflé.
Which is a Moron recipe to be featured in the book, I'm sure? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2017 12:45 AM (v5iqM) 414
The problem with my recipes is that they aren't fixed. Everyone loves them but there's no way i could recreate the.
That's what makes food great, right? The danger. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 01, 2017 12:49 AM (MZcWR) 415
408 Now, the question becomes... why the Air Force for Space...
When what we will eventually travel on, are more SHIPS, than aircraft? Actually... more like Submarines.... Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 12:37 AM (NgKpN) Space Captain: One ping. 1st Officer: Space is a vacuum, so sound can't be transmitted. Space Captain: That's not what Hollywood led me to believe... Posted by: The Pinging Hat at July 01, 2017 12:50 AM (vBeA5) Posted by: Adriane the Criminology Critic ... at July 01, 2017 12:52 AM (AoK0a) 417
Well folks I've been in the whiskey and Diet Coke all night, and I need to go meet some very important peeps tomorrow, so it's nite nite time.
Nite all. Posted by: Country Boy at July 01, 2017 12:52 AM (Jcg9Q) 418
That's what makes food great, right? The danger.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm That and copious amounts of chocolate! Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at July 01, 2017 12:53 AM (AoK0a) 419
When what we will eventually travel on, are more SHIPS, than aircraft? Posted by: Don Q --------- Stay away from the shoulder of Orion. Posted by: Ray Batty at July 01, 2017 12:53 AM (OdK9v) 420
Roy...'Roy' Batty, dammit.
Posted by: Roy Batty at July 01, 2017 12:55 AM (OdK9v) 421
271 a militarized thug space corps...
Piiiiiiiigs in Spaaaaaace! Posted by: the new US Space Corps at June 30, 2017 11:33 PM (E2jsN) Ahem . . . Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at July 01, 2017 12:57 AM (W11rJ) 422
271 a militarized thug space corps...
Piiiiiiiigs in Spaaaaaace! Posted by: the new US Space Corps at June 30, 2017 11:33 PM (E2jsN) Ahem . . . Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork You been here 4 hour. You go now! Posted by: The Inscrutable Dr. Julius Strangepork-fried-rice at July 01, 2017 01:02 AM (5YBu8) 423
a militarized thug space corps...
Piiiiiiiigs in Spaaaaaace! Posted by: the new US Space Corps at June 30, 2017 11:33 PM (E2jsN) We're Pig out in Space! Zooming along, bashing in your face! Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 01, 2017 01:02 AM (Tnhbr) 424
"Well... the Air Farce already has some... THUNDERBIRDS!"
And they have EAGLES. Oh. Wait. Not this kind. http://tinyurl.com/ydykywtv Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2017 01:03 AM (ujwCG) 425
The Air Force has Thunderbirds.
The Pentagon has BlunderTurds. hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2017 01:07 AM (v5iqM) 426
Country boy,
Are these people you're meeting tomorrow who I think they are? Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 01, 2017 01:07 AM (kufk0) 427
Wow, I killed the thread too.....
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 01, 2017 01:10 AM (kufk0) 428
405 Well... the Air Farce already has some... THUNDERBIRDS!
Posted by: Don Q THUNDERBIRDS GO! Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 01, 2017 12:35 AM (5YBu No, no, it's "The Thunderbird Are Go!" Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at July 01, 2017 01:11 AM (W11rJ) 429
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 30, 2017 11:03 PM (hVdx9)
Actually she kind of looks like that head she was carrying around. Sans blood of course. Posted by: gracepc at July 01, 2017 01:12 AM (OU4q6) 430
AoS cookbook recipe submissions ends TONIGHT
Posted by: hot potato at June 30, 2017 10:02 I submitted a couple, am I too late for one more? Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2017 01:14 AM (yJ1e6) 431
This is a job for me!
/s/ Captain Link Hogthrob Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at July 01, 2017 01:16 AM (W11rJ) 432
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 01, 2017 01:16 AM (IcT7t) 433
Night, Blanco. Night, all. I'm going to sack out, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2017 01:17 AM (XUcIQ) 434
Yeah, g'night Blanco, g'night all the rest of youse M&Ms.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at July 01, 2017 01:18 AM (W11rJ) Posted by: Edna 'E' Mode at July 01, 2017 01:20 AM (d20MQ) 436
384
You know what's fun? When you compose a long comment, and then, since you are so used to hitting that refresh button, you hit that instead of post. Not that I would ever do such a thing. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 01, 2017 12:24 AM (FUu/Z) I can't imagine anyone ever doing that. Ever. Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 01:26 AM (sdi6R) 437
390 SMFH. Sorry to have to tell you this, but the USAF is taking all of the Army's Blackhawks and Apaches.
Take heart though. All of the Infantry is being issued Kevlar coal-scuttles with a carbon-fiber, variable pitch propeller on top. Kind of the high tech, modern version of the Kaiser's Spike, up there. Airborne, All The Way! /snrk Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2017 12:27 AM (v5iqM) --- LOL! Posted by: SMFH at July 01, 2017 01:27 AM (sB1y1) 438
Is it too late for my recipe?
Into a tall glass: Pour: some orange juice Add: Rum, to taste Stir, or not. Drink. Repeat. Posted by: Spike Yourglass at July 01, 2017 01:33 AM (d20MQ) 439
*Smacks thread on the bottom of its boots with nightstick.*
You can't sleep here. You need help getting to the shelter? Posted by: Blog Patrol at July 01, 2017 01:40 AM (d20MQ) 440
438 Is it too late for my recipe?
Into a tall glass: Pour: some orange juice Add: Rum, to taste Stir, or not. Drink. Repeat. Posted by: Spike Yourglass I just accidentally semi-reinvented the Singapore Sling, using cocktail ingredients I just happened to have on hand. It turned out to be FANTABULOUS. This is similar to a Singapore Sling, but not exactly the same. So I'll call it the... Zingapore Zing 2 parts Cherry Heering Brandy 2 parts gin 1 part grenadine syrup 4 parts tonic water one-half a fresh-sqeezed lime dash of orange bitters (optional) Fill a tall glass with crushed ice. Pour over all the liquid ingredients, in any order. Stir. Squeeze the lime and shake the bitters on top. Garnish with the crushed half-lime peel, because you are lazy. Ahhhhh. Posted by: zombie at July 01, 2017 01:44 AM (DQ4Fv) 441
So I come home from the SILs place and find my main sump pump is off and the battery backup is doing the job.
Sweet can't wait to look at this shit in the morning. Evening as well Horde Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 01, 2017 01:44 AM (IYHxL) Posted by: The Rhyming Mime at July 01, 2017 01:47 AM (d20MQ) 443
...Ahhhhh.
Posted by: zombie In light of this complicated procedure, I have revised my recipe. Open bottle of rum. Drink directly therefrom. Think of lime, if preferred. Posted by: Spike Yourglass at July 01, 2017 01:50 AM (d20MQ) 444
"I just accidentally semi-reinvented the Singapore Sling, using cocktail ingredients I just happened to have on hand"
::: contemplates ingredients on hand ::: -- Val-U-Rite -- Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce -- Zucchini -- WD-40 Maybe I won't be reinventing anything tonight. Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2017 01:58 AM (ujwCG) 445
::: contemplates ingredients on hand :::
-- Val-U-Rite -- Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce -- Zucchini -- WD-40 Maybe I won't be reinventing anything tonight. Posted by: torquewrench Got any duct tape? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 01, 2017 02:01 AM (5YBu8) 446
This roadkill is far too fresh.
Posted by: Thread Vulture at July 01, 2017 02:14 AM (d20MQ) 447
This roadkill is far too fresh.
Posted by: Thread Vulture I guess none of the gandma/pas could hang. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 01, 2017 02:15 AM (5YBu8) 448
167 And speaking of the 4th... This is the first time in 8 years I've felt like we have something to celebrate as a nation.
Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2017 10:51 PM (jm1YL) THIS. I quit flying my flag after the 2012 election, except for Memorial Day and Veterans Day. On Independence Day 2013 I flew it upside down. I didn't do that again because I thought it unwise to call attention to myself in the USSA. I've resumed flying it daily since last November. Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:16 AM (sdi6R) 449
"Got any duct tape?"
::: rummages ::: I have cellophane Scotch tape, magnetic recording tape of many sorts both analog and digital, metal plumber's tape, Kapton tape, blue painting tape, green painting tape, paper security fiber tape, biohazard tape, Gorilla tape, crime scene tape, Vetwrap veterinary tape, flue tape, Teflon pipe thread tape, leopard print tape, packaging tape, Micropore medical tape, asphalt tape, electrical tape, Velcro tape, and, waaaaaaaay down at the bottom of the tape box, yep, some scary old gray duct tape. Which I hate the shit out of. I need to get more gaffer's tape, which is all of the good things about duct tape without any of the annoying bad things. And I have none of it in stock. Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2017 02:17 AM (ujwCG) 450
"Oregon's Sex Guide for Teens"
It's as bad as you think it is. http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9yerzrv Posted by: Nuke Portland at July 01, 2017 02:18 AM (vBeA5) 451
THIS.
I quit flying my flag after the 2012 election, except for Memorial Day and Veterans Day. On Independence Day 2013 I flew it upside down. I didn't do that again because I thought it unwise to call attention to myself in the USSA. I've resumed flying it daily since last November. Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:16 AM (sdi6R) There's always the Betsy Ross flag. It is a reminder that we must find recourse to the principles we had nearly a quarter of a millennium ago. Posted by: The Revolutionary Hat at July 01, 2017 02:20 AM (vBeA5) 452
Be well all, thanks for the good wishes for the family. I'm off to bed, work beckons tomorrow.
T Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2017 02:23 AM (yJ1e6) 453
I have cellophane Scotch tape, magnetic recording tape of many sorts both analog and digital, metal plumber's tape, Kapton tape, blue painting tape, green painting tape, paper security fiber tape, biohazard tape, Gorilla tape, crime scene tape, Vetwrap veterinary tape, flue tape, Teflon pipe thread tape, leopard print tape, packaging tape, Micropore medical tape, asphalt tape, electrical tape, Velcro tape, and, waaaaaaaay down at the bottom of the tape box, yep, some scary old gray duct tape.
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Maplewood with all that stuff. Posted by: Major T. J. "King" Kong at July 01, 2017 02:24 AM (sdi6R) 454
Right, the thread is dead, don't panic.
DON'T PANIC Posted by: Corporal Jack Jones at July 01, 2017 02:34 AM (5YBu8) 455
Right, the thread is dead, don't panic.
DON'T PANIC Posted by: Corporal Jack Jones at July 01, 2017 02:34 AM (5YBu *Holds towel* Posted by: The Hitchhiker's Hat at July 01, 2017 02:36 AM (vBeA5) 456
I'm back again. Begging for prayers.
This time, for once, not for me. Please, I'm begging you, please pray for my friend. Posted by: L, Elle at July 01, 2017 02:37 AM (Rsi2C) 457
Huge lines forming in Nevada to purchase legal non-medical weed. Less than 10 minutes.
Posted by: The Nevada Hat at July 01, 2017 02:42 AM (vBeA5) 458
408 Now, the question becomes... why the Air Force for Space...
Because Sam Carter (USAFS George Hammond/CC) is an Air Force Colonel, not a Navy Captain. Posted by: Fox2! at July 01, 2017 02:43 AM (brIR5) 459
Glad I'm not driving on the streets right now...
https://twitter.com/8NewsNow/status/881034246843908097 Posted by: The Nevada Hat at July 01, 2017 02:44 AM (vBeA5) 460
Huge lines forming in Nevada to purchase legal non-medical weed. Less than 10 minutes.
Posted by: The Nevada Hat Cuz that's what we need in this Brave New World, moar soma. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 01, 2017 02:44 AM (5YBu8) Posted by: colfax mingo at July 01, 2017 02:45 AM (qJ+iT) 462
is this thing on?
Posted by: OGPU at July 01, 2017 03:04 AM (NrHZg) 463
462 is this thing on?
Posted by: OGPU at July 01, 2017 03:04 AM (NrHZg) No. Moose out front should have told you. Posted by: Fox2! at July 01, 2017 03:05 AM (brIR5) Posted by: rec1c4 at July 01, 2017 03:07 AM (NrHZg) 465
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:16 AM (sdi6R)
---it's not just you.from 08-12 i flew the Gadsden flag, along with the POW/MIA flag.from 12-16 i flew nothing. G*d Bless President Trump! Posted by: rec1c4 at July 01, 2017 03:22 AM (NrHZg) 466
"Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Maplewood with all that stuff."
If only Major Kong could get me lined up with one of those classic 1960s SAC aircrew survival rifles. Then I'd really be set. Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2017 03:26 AM (ujwCG) 467
Pixy is irked right now because he had to wait a week to watch the last episode of Little Witch Academia only to have his hard drive self destruct...
Posted by: Little Hat Academia at July 01, 2017 03:30 AM (vBeA5) 468
Heartless, you're missing a D.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 01, 2017 03:40 AM (Id9+8) 469
Ah might as well get up and get moving but can't eat anything as got to get blood work done in a few hours.
Way to early to call this morning. Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 03:44 AM (Ot7+c) 470
is that why i got through the ban?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2017 03:50 AM (NrHZg) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 01, 2017 03:52 AM (Id9+8) 472
Muggy outside, be back in 1 hr
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 03:52 AM (Ot7+c) 473
If only Major Kong could get me lined up with one of those classic 1960s SAC aircrew survival rifles. Then I'd really be set.
--- the AR-7? those are available commercially... i have an older version that the IAF modified for its use. needless to say, it doesn't float. Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2017 03:55 AM (NrHZg) 474
You slipped under the radar.
Now, that's better. --- Lucky Me! i wonder what else i can slip under? Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2017 03:58 AM (NrHZg) 475
Space uniforms: no capes! See, capes can be Snatched! So funny!
Posted by: Amy 'Edna Mode' Schumer at July 01, 2017 03:59 AM (x9lBo) 476
Night all.
Here is "Seishun ni Sono Namida ga Hitsuyou da!" by Stereopony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMam0X1L8uI Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2017 04:27 AM (vBeA5) 477
Lucky Me!
i wonder what else i can slip under? Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2017 03:58 AM (NrHZg) Don't tease the sex-deprived widow! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 01, 2017 04:35 AM (Id9+8) 478
Its past military dawn so
Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 04:59 AM (Ot7+c) 479
Ah forget about it, see you all on the EMT
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 05:28 AM (Ot7+c) Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2017 05:32 AM (NrHZg) 481
Of course isis is planning more attacks on American soil. What do we think the past eight years was all about?
Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2017 05:33 AM (zLDYs) 482
Redc1c4 @ 473 AR7?
Henry makes one of that type. Gander had them on sale. Have not taken it to the range yet. Raining this morning in ETEX! Range report forthcoming. Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2017 05:38 AM (zLDYs) 483
Morning, all.
Oil prices climbed all week. West Texas Intermediate closed at $46.04/bbl, North Sea Brent at $47.92. Still not good news for Venezuela or Saudi Arabia. Posted by: fluffy at July 01, 2017 05:54 AM (jw2Xw) 484
Skools out for Summer, where tha skanky lady teachers at????
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