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New Project Veritas Video: Van Jones Admits Russia "A Big Nothingburger"

They just published the video.

Posted by: Ace at 12:54 PM




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1 *pac man dying sound*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 12:55 PM (4ErVI)

2 Hi

Posted by: An Observation at June 28, 2017 12:55 PM (T2qzP)

3 From Russia With NYET!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 28, 2017 12:56 PM (hLRSq)

4 Ha. I wonder how many Ds they have on tape admitting this?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 12:57 PM (oVJmc)

5 Edited!
Out of context!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 28, 2017 12:57 PM (qBbz7)

6 Don't you alt-right Nazis know the latest progressive slang? "Nothingburger" means "THE WORST THING EVER!!1!11!"

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 12:57 PM (DQ4Fv)

7 Top something with a low number.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 28, 2017 12:58 PM (8iiMU)

8 "It was just a low level employee"
"Deceptively edited"
"James O'Keefe is a 'discredited charlatan"
"These videos were illegally obtained"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL)

9 Wha wha whaaaaa.

Posted by: joncelli, with said trombone at June 28, 2017 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

10 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 12:59 PM (J+eG2)

11 It's sorta hard to overestimate how much of an impact Project Veritas will potentially have in 2020 after the media makes a bonfire of its scant remaining credibility.

------

Yep. But a very good reason James O'Keefe needs to keep his head on a swivel and not become the next Seth Rich.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

12 Too rich. #covfefe #winning #fuckyouMFM

Posted by: oddnot is fed up at June 28, 2017 12:59 PM (g1MTt)

13 Van Jones will go off plantation and say true things.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 12:59 PM (+7/1f)

14 Van Jones is quite familiar with nothing burgers, so I will take his word on it.

Posted by: MacGruber at June 28, 2017 12:59 PM (kQBSd)

15 Trump steals black man's burger, left with 'Nothing'

/CNN

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 12:59 PM (oVJmc)

16 Van Johnson is still alive?

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 28, 2017 12:59 PM (Fb9aZ)

17 Corgis called.

Posted by: An Observation at June 28, 2017 01:00 PM (T2qzP)

18 It's not about Russia anymore,it's about Muellers ability to find something(anything) to prosecute.The ridiculous number of laws on the books means he will find something.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 01:00 PM (rmVvL)

19 I have been in small rooms with Van Jones.

He was a total commie. Flat-out.

Then he was anointed by the white lefty decision-makers as a good "face on the movement" because he was "handsome," and given training to tpne his message down so he could go on TV and get appointed by Obama to some post, etc.

But underneath that facade was the most extreme political opinions I've ever encountered.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:00 PM (DQ4Fv)

20 This is the second thing Van Jones has said that is critical of democrats/obama/clintons. Is he out of work and needs a job? Trying to rehabilitate himself? Fleeing a sinking ship?



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 01:01 PM (m9X4Y)

21 how many other media types are shitting themselves wondering if they've been caught speaking truth to hidden camera?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 01:01 PM (oGRue)

22 face on the movement = face OF the movement

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:01 PM (DQ4Fv)

23 What does Don Lemon say? Or is he too busy dying his hairline to comment?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 28, 2017 01:01 PM (vkS2Z)

24 Once they got the appointment they got what they wanted.That was the plan,get a independent counsel named.Now,whether it can bring down Trump,that I doubt but that was the plan.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 01:02 PM (rmVvL)

25 22
face on the movement = face OF the movement

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:01 PM (DQ4Fv)

****
I thought you meant "face on the bowel movement"

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 28, 2017 01:02 PM (Fb9aZ)

26 Isn't Van Jones a commie?

He seems to be the in house contrarian over there at Chicken Noodle Noshes.

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2017 01:02 PM (jw2Xw)

27 23 What does Don Lemon say? Or is he too busy dying his hairline to comment?
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 28, 2017 01:01 PM (vkS2Z)

Something about a black hole and an airliner. The Horde will fill in the gaps.

Posted by: joncelli, with said trombone at June 28, 2017 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

28 You've almost got to feel sorry for the Reds.

Almost.

Well, not really. I'm just being polite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:02 PM (SRKgf)

29 The on ly problem is, Van Jones is a nut, so you need to negate everything he says, like in a Monty Python skit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 28, 2017 01:02 PM (xAvrH)

30 Well, when Van Jones, member (or was) of the Communist Party sez it's a nothing burger....

Chris Cuomo and Alysis Camerota hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)

31 I thought you meant "face on the bowel movement"
Posted by: Publius Redux


Actually, I meant "bowel movement on the face" -- I'm sure Ace will be posting about this fetish later today, as is his wont.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:03 PM (DQ4Fv)

32 "Well, not really. I'm just being polite."

I'm done being polite



Fcuk 'em.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 01:03 PM (J+eG2)

33 Alysin - Alysis

whatev

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)

34
15
Trump steals black man's burger, left with 'Nothing'



/CNN

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 12:59 PM (oVJmc)
I love it.

Posted by: pete at June 28, 2017 01:03 PM (meg+g)

35 Take no prisoners.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 01:04 PM (aMlLZ)

36 Why are Democrats such hateful, violent criminals?

Posted by: Chris M at June 28, 2017 01:04 PM (eAZVt)

37 And yet, there are millions of Democrats--far more than 9/11 Truthers--who will go to their grave believing the lie that Russia "hacked" the election.

A purposeful, willful, malicious lie--that they knew the more stupid among them would believe no matter what.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 28, 2017 01:04 PM (Qj2Mo)

38 One more time:

ALL of this is based on that GPS dossier. All of it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 01:04 PM (B+qrE)

39 27
23 What does Don Lemon say? Or is he too busy dying his hairline to comment?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 28, 2017 01:01 PM (vkS2Z)



Something about a black hole and an airliner. The Horde will fill in the gaps.

Posted by: joncelli, with said trombone at June 28, 2017 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

Ha ha ha! I had forgotten about that evidence of his superior critical thinking skills. Thanks for the refresher.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 28, 2017 01:04 PM (vkS2Z)

40 "It's not about Russia anymore, it's about Muellers ability to find something(anything) to prosecute."

The investigation is already doomed with half the country not going to believe anything that comes out of it.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 28, 2017 01:05 PM (hLRSq)

41 Was the question, "how is the Russian scandal like Van Jones?"

Posted by: DaveM at June 28, 2017 01:05 PM (FNtbC)

42 " Why are Democrats such hateful, violent criminals?"


Better question.

Why would they NOT be?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 01:05 PM (J+eG2)

43 CNN will declare this video RAAACISSS because black man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:05 PM (PY9jH)

44 The on ly problem is, Van Jones is a nut, so you need to negate everything he says, like in a Monty Python skit.



Van Jones is a decepticon?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 01:05 PM (m9X4Y)

45 Feeling cynical? Welcome to the club.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 28, 2017 01:05 PM (Id9+8)

46 Van Johnson? Isn't he gay?

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 28, 2017 01:05 PM (xAvrH)

47 Someone please refresh my memory. What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration?

Seems he had to step down when it came out he was an actual commie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

48 "Something about a black hole and an airliner"

---------

Punchline contest:



"What did the black hole say to the airliner?"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 28, 2017 01:07 PM (Id9+8)

49 47 Someone please refresh my memory. What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration?

Seems he had to step down when it came out he was an actual commie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

Wasn't he one of those Czars that Obama kept appointing in the first 2 years of his presidency?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 01:07 PM (KUaJL)

50 A Nothingburger, don't you see, is a burger with no calories at all, yet is still tasty -- thus making it the most significant kind of burger possible!

Posted by: desperate Democrat spin at June 28, 2017 01:07 PM (DQ4Fv)

51 CNN sure seems to use a lot of 'potty' comparisons. When they get upset about something, anything, the 'potty' stuff comes out.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 28, 2017 01:07 PM (MIKMs)

52 O'Keefe is virtually the only investigative journalist in the country.

The rest ... pffft.

I propose we institute a "Veritas award," for breaking critical stories that the country needs to know about.

(At ease, Chelsea; this is one award you're not going to get.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:07 PM (SRKgf)

53 "What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration? "

If Obama had a son....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (J+eG2)

54
"What did the backhoe say to the airliner?"


Dig this?

What?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (m9X4Y)

55 Someone please refresh my memory. What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration?

Seems he had to step down when it came out he was an actual commie.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

Courtesy of Glenn Beck in his blackboard days on Fox. Good work back then, Glenn. You performed an educational service.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (Id9+8)

56
Wasn't he one of those Czars that Obama kept appointing in the first 2 years of his presidency?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously
_________________________________

Yep. He was the commie-czar....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (v+u1k)

57 What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration?

Green Energy Czar, I think?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (ul9CR)

58 49 47 Someone please refresh my memory. What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration?

Seems he had to step down when it came out he was an actual commie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

Wasn't he one of those Czars that Obama kept appointing in the first 2 years of his presidency?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


He was the Czar for Overthrowing the Czar.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (DQ4Fv)

59 Van Johnson wants fries with his nothing burger.

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (NmR1a)

60 *sits, thinks*

*starts to get up, sits back down*

*gets up, gavel in hand*

*GONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG*

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (9TK8E)

61 Ahh, he was the green jobs czar for Barry, and had to step down when it was revealed he was a 9/11 Truther.

He also is a supporter of Mumia al Jabar.

Nice guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (PY9jH)

62 Ironic that a neo- Bolshevik got appointed as a czar...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (Rw2GH)

63 #27 - I've tried drawing faces on my movements, they all look like Obama

Posted by: GregV61 at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (MoJlY)

64 Someone please refresh my memory. What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration?

Seems he had to step down when it came out he was an actual commie.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)
----------------------------------Special Advisor (Czar) for Green Jobs - WH Council on Environmental Quality

Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (SsblQ)

65 Glasses not on #22

Posted by: GregV61 at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (MoJlY)

66 The on ly problem is, Van Jones is a nut, so you need to negate everything he says, like in a Monty Python skit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 28, 2017 01:02 PM (xAvrH)


It is akin to a statement against interest; that's what gives it credibility.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

67 One more time:

ALL of this is based on that GPS dossier. All of it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 01:04 PM (B+qrE)


Given life by that treasonous fuckwit McStain.

We should contact Vietnam and see if we can airlift the bastard back to Saigon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (X6fMO)

68 Let's see, Trump twitter bombs MSM, Scaramuch gets bought off by CNN after threatening libel suit, CNN retracts and fires reporters, Sarah sues the NYT.

If I didn't know better, I'd say this was co-ordinated.

But Trump is a buffoon, so ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (+7/1f)

69 Didn't Glenn Beck lead the charge in unmasking Mr. Jones?

Back when Glenn had some sanity left?

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (4dz1m)

70 Van Jones?

He play 3rd base for the mets?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (SjImc)

71 So a 9/11 truther and communist is CNN's go-to guy for all things "newz" worthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:10 PM (PY9jH)

72 Hillary sure isn't having a good year along with her sycophants in the media and Hollywood.

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2017 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

73 67 Given life by that treasonous fuckwit McStain.

We should contact Vietnam and see if we can airlift the bastard back to Saigon.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (X6fMO)

Egg McMuffin, too.

Don't let that bald little shit get away scot-free.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 01:10 PM (9TK8E)

74 You know what they call a Nothingburger in France?


Le Void Burger




Posted by: Vince Vega at June 28, 2017 01:10 PM (8iiMU)

75 Watermelon Jones

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 01:10 PM (/ZEVC)

76 Someone please refresh my memory. What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration?>>>

Pitcher?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 28, 2017 01:10 PM (r5KeJ)

77 You know what they call a Nothingburger in France?

4 Panzer Divisions on their Border?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (SjImc)

78 Any relation to Chipper Jones?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (SRKgf)

79 71 So a 9/11 truther and communist is CNN's go-to guy for all things "newz" worthy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:10 PM (PY9jH)

Have you ever seen Donald Trump and Mossad in the same room? Hmmm?

Posted by: Van "Tin-Foil" Jones at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

80 One more time:

ALL of this is based on that GPS dossier. All of it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 01:04 PM (B+qrE)

Let's not forget that Jill Stein was running around the day after the election claiming that Russian agents were trying to hack voting machines with "floppy discs."

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (7HtZB)

81 How fucking stupid are these people?
"Hey, famous left wing black guy. What do you think of this Trump Russia thing?".
"Well, guy I've never seen before with a camera, it's all a big nothing burger! You have a nice day."

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (qJhUV)

82
Don't turn around

uh-oh

the commie-czars' in town

oh-uh-oh...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (v+u1k)

83 77
You know what they call a Nothingburger in France?



4 Panzer Divisions on their Border?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (SjImc)

Golf clap. Nicely done.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (jxbfJ)

84 When Beck was on Fox and sane, he did good work unmasking all the crap weasels in TFG's administration.

Then he went off on his own, developed a messiah complex, and the rest is history.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (PY9jH)

85 Van Jones' porn name is Dog Park.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (Fmupd)

86 78 Any relation to Chipper Jones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (SRKgf)

The Herrs potato chip mascot?

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (7HtZB)

87 Owwwwww

Posted by: Loretta Lynch's Shoes at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (j+dfT)

88 Yep. He was the commie-czar....



*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (v+u1k)
***
Der Kommissar's in town, woah -oh!

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (Fb9aZ)

89 Someone please refresh my memory. What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration?

-----

One of the Czars.

King Putt threw him under the bus when it was revealed that Jones is a self avowed Communist.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

90 The on ly problem is, Van Jones is a nut, so you need to negate everything he says, like in a Monty Python skit.



Van Jones is a decepticon?



A blancmange.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

91 You know what they call a Nothingburger in France?
---------

The Maginot Line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (/ZEVC)

92 Let's not forget that Jill Stein was running around the day after the election claiming that Russian agents were trying to hack voting machines with "floppy discs."
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (7HtZB)



A little out of touch with technology, are we, Jill? "They hacked our BBS!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (SRKgf)

93 It's a super-sized(exaggerated) nothingburger.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (XoldI)

94 Van Jones?

He play 3rd base for the mets?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (SjImc)


No, moody singer/songwriter from the 70s... although the word "singer" is something of a stretch.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (TOk1P)

95 Best leave this one to the cables.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (WLK0w)

96 You know what they call a Nothingburger in France?

Male genitalia?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (SRKgf)

97
Let's not forget that Jill Stein was running
around the day after the election claiming that Russian agents were
trying to hack voting machines with "floppy discs."

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (7HtZB)
-------------------------------------------------------------
That's ridiculous. Russians use Zip Drives now.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (SsblQ)

98 85 Van Jones' porn name is Dog Park.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (Fmupd)

I think he was a relief pitcher from Korea.

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

99 83
77

You know what they call a Nothingburger in France?





4 Panzer Divisions on their Border?



Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (SjImc)

Golf clap. Nicely done.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (jxbfJ)

***
Thread winner!

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (Fb9aZ)

100 55 Someone please refresh my memory. What position did Van Jones hold in the TFG administration?

Seems he had to step down when it came out he was an actual commie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

Courtesy of Glenn Beck in his blackboard days on Fox. Good work back then, Glenn. You performed an educational service.
Posted by: Miley

69 Didn't Glenn Beck lead the charge in unmasking Mr. Jones?

Back when Glenn had some sanity left?
Posted by: rd


It's has been long enough now that I'm safe to reveal this:

It was yours truly who sent the tip and the proof to Glenn Beck about Van Jones' commie-hood. I had a direct pipeline to one of Beck's producers. Plus, I sorta knew Van Jones back in the day.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

101 Related: Sheryl Attkinson's new book, The Smear: How Shady Political Operatives and Fake News Control What You See, What You Think, and How You Vote

http://tinyurl.com/y7ugb5yp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (Nwg0u)

102 Stage 1: "Rogue Employee" "Low-level staffer"
Stage 2: "Deceptively edited" (YOU ARE HERE)
Stage 3: "James O'Keefe is a discredited charlatan"
Stage 4: "these videos were illegally obtained"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (KUaJL)

103 "1 *pac man dying sound*
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis"


That's a good one. The Price is Right sad trombone loser sound would work as well.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (OD2ni)

104 Wasn't their attempt to deflect that the producer in the first video doesn't cover Trump or Russia so what he was saying is all pointless? You know because a guy working at CNN has no contact or discussions with the other people working there so he couldn't possibly know what others were saying. I take it commie Van Jones has actually been in on the Trump Russia stuff so it will be interesting to see how they try to deflect this.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (cAnNx)

105 O'Keefe is virtually the only investigative journalist in the country.
=========
Not one "conservative" media outlet--all with many multiples the amount of resources he has--are able to conduct even _one_ investigation near the value of his.

Odd, that.

Like they really don't care about exposing the leftists and their lies . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (Qj2Mo)

106 It is akin to a statement against interest; that's what gives it credibility.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH


I agree, I was kidding. He's so bozotic I'm just surprised anyone is listening to him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (xAvrH)

107 69 Didn't Glenn Beck lead the charge in unmasking Mr. Jones?

Back when Glenn had some sanity left?
Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (4dz1m)

Yep, back when Glenn was sane.

I miss that Beck, had a lot of fun with his research in college.

I still say he (and/or his team) was one of the best researchers and presenters at the time.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (72PAC)

108 Jones was some Czar but not for long because Glenn Beck forced him out.

It was one of Beck's early successes (and likely his only one) that made people glom on to him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (4ErVI)

109 Van Jones?

-------

"Brown Eyed Girl" was his biggest hit.... tho my favorite is his performance of the blues classic "Baby Please Dont Go"..

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

110 "Well, guy I've never seen before with a camera, it's all a big nothing burger! You have a nice day."
Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 01:11 PM (qJhUV)



Listen to the dialogue. Apparently they'd met previously in Palm Springs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (SRKgf)

111 My schadenboner just punched a hole in the fabric of space-time.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (0mRoj)

112
Would someone please ask Nancy Pelosi to give us a call? We have rooms available and fine dining. Even nightly Bingo.

Posted by: Shady Rest Retirement Home at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (PduNE)

113 It was yours truly who sent the tip and the proof to
Glenn Beck about Van Jones' commie-hood. I had a direct pipeline to one
of Beck's producers. Plus, I sorta knew Van Jones back in the day.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)


You need to write a book. I'd buy it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (PY9jH)

114 I don't have time for this stupid shit. I'm dying of salad poisoning.

Tell my kids I love 'em. I was turning my life around. Enrolled in college for the fall. Looking at a rap career.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (8dl4J)

115 Who the F stole the masking tape out of my dressing room? I go on the air in five minutes.

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (OD2ni)

116 That black man is a LIAR!

Posted by: CNN Executive at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (j+dfT)

117 At what point does Trump or Sessions fire Mueller?

Also, when do we get a special prosecutor on the unmasking scandal, the McCabe scandal, the Lynch scandal, the 6M illegals voted in 2012 scandal, etc?


Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (eSx+E)

118 https://www.sadtrombone.com

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 01:15 PM (J+eG2)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:15 PM (NOIQH)

120 109 Van Jones?

-------

"Brown Eyed Girl" was his biggest hit.... tho my favorite is his performance of the blues classic "Baby Please Dont Go"..
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (8XRCm)


"I can't stand the way he sing,
but I love to hear him talk . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:15 PM (mbhDw)

121 Let's see, Trump twitter bombs MSM, Scaramuch gets bought off by CNN after threatening libel suit, CNN retracts and fires reporters, Sarah sues the NYT.

If I didn't know better, I'd say this was co-ordinated.

But Trump is a buffoon, so ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 01:09 PM (+7/1f)


BUT BUT BUT CNN APOLOGIZED! PEOPLE ARE HUMAN AND GET THINGS WRONG! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA AND APPLE PIE AND DOGS! YOU. HATE. PUPPIES!!!!!

/Jpod

I think maybe I needed more exclamation points.


Also, I've been pondering if some of these over the top leaks aren't set ups by Trump to kick the press in the junk while they are down. I mean, if one were a petty, petty, vindictive person, and not a fluffy bunny like me, that's what I, I mean, they would do.

*bounds about*

Posted by: alexthechick at June 28, 2017 01:15 PM (mf5HN)

122 You know, I'm really starting to believe things are turning around in this country. I think we've passed peak progressive insanity, and are on the way back down the curve to relative normalcy.

I know there's probably more trouble to come, more battles to fight, and it may get worse again before it gets better. It may be a long road back.

But I really think the tide has turned now.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 28, 2017 01:16 PM (INRVS)

123 Well, there's your diversity, CNN!



(Stetler's CNN statement was about how the honor diversity of opinion w/in CNN - why that editor said what he did)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:16 PM (NOIQH)

124 "Van Jones?

He play 3rd base for the mets?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28"


No. He played The Minstrel on Batman (1966).

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 28, 2017 01:16 PM (OD2ni)

125 You need to write a book. I'd buy it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (PY9jH)



It would reveal too much information in one place, and would risk outing zombie, whom we most definitely do NOT want to be Seth Riched.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:16 PM (SRKgf)

126

In Van Jones, Veritas . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:16 PM (mbhDw)

127 You need to write a book. I'd buy it.


Seconded. Might I suggest Invisible as the title of your memoir?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 01:16 PM (LTHVh)

128 I got some covfefe on my schadenboner.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 01:17 PM (/tuJf)

129 zombie is Batman.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2017 01:17 PM (XoldI)

130 Come on, Ace -- everybody knows that Van Jones is a disinformation agent working for Putin!

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2017 01:17 PM (+Utk8)

131 124
No. He played The Minstrel on Batman (1966).
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 28, 2017 01:16 PM (OD2ni)


Rayciss.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:17 PM (mbhDw)

132 87
Owwwwww

Posted by: Loretta Lynch's Shoes at June 28, 2017 01:12 PM (j+dfT)

Owwww? <grunts, strains> <brrrrpp> How about Ewwww! I don't remember eating that!

Posted by: Hillary FAB at June 28, 2017 01:17 PM (jxbfJ)

133 I think it's obvious now that Van Jones is a deep cover right-wing extremist mole whose brain has been hacked by the Russians.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 28, 2017 01:17 PM (V/f/L)

134 124 "Van Jones?

He play 3rd base for the mets?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28"


If he played 3rd base for the Mets, he would be dead by now from horrid repeated misdiagnosis of multiple injuries.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 28, 2017 01:17 PM (72PAC)

135 They came up with Russia as an excuse for Hillary losing. Then it seemed to have legs so they beat on it like it owed them money. Now it's turned back and has its jaws firmly ensconced on Obama's ass. Oops.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 01:17 PM (kTF2Z)

136 they deceptively edited the pickles and artisinal gay mayo out of the nothingburger

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 28, 2017 01:18 PM (nFwvY)

137 It's has been long enough now that I'm safe to reveal this:



It was yours truly who sent the tip and the proof to Glenn Beck
about Van Jones' commie-hood. I had a direct pipeline to one of Beck's
producers. Plus, I sorta knew Van Jones back in the day.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

Thank you for your good work, past, present and future

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 28, 2017 01:18 PM (Id9+8)

138
61 Ahh, he was the green jobs czar for Barry, and had to step down when it was revealed he was a 9/11 Truther.

He also is a supporter of Mumia al Jabar.

Nice guy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:08 PM (PY9jH)

-------------

I think he was turned away because he was a confirmed card-carrying communist.......and probably also a truefer.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 01:18 PM (Fmupd)

139 109
Van Jones?



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"Brown Eyed Girl" was his biggest hit.... tho my favorite is his performance of the blues classic "Baby Please Dont Go"..

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

****
Heh. Have you guys ever seen Jimmy Fallon's Van Morrison? Priceless

https://tinyurl.com/zmhdap4



Love me that Van the Man!

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 28, 2017 01:18 PM (Fb9aZ)

140 #114 Salad poisoning?

Lettuce help you.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:18 PM (ul9CR)

141 Like they really don't care about exposing the leftists and their lies . . . .
***
The GOPe funds NRO/Weekly Standard/etc.

The GOPe wants to win control of DC, but only just barely, so they can hand out favors and not actually have to deliver on their platform.

So...the GOPe doesn't really want their media outlets to dig too deep. Imagine, for example, if their was a Watergate level scandal for Obama with his unmasking scandal. Do you think the GOPe wants to have 280+ House Seats, 60 Senate Seats and the Presidency? Why Trump would actually make them cut down on the pork and graft!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2017 01:18 PM (eSx+E)

142 24 "Van Jones?

He play 3rd base for the mets?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28"


Cleon Jones was found in a van with not his wife.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:18 PM (mbhDw)

143 I got some covfefe on my schadenboner.
Posted by: JackStraw
----------

Try warming it in the microwave.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 01:19 PM (/ZEVC)

144 Russia is the dems new hanging chad. They NEVER take responsibility for their failures so it's either hanging chads or Russians.

Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:19 PM (8b+oT)

145 >>Then he was anointed by the white lefty decision-makers as a good "face
on the movement" because he was "handsome," and given training to tpne
his message down so he could go on TV and get appointed by Obama to some
post, etc.



But underneath that facade was the most extreme political opinions I've ever encountered.
- - -


I seem to recall video of Jarrett introducing him at some event - it came out when he joined Obama's cabinet - and she said something like, "...this is someone special we've had our eyes on for a long time..." Felt like Obama 2.0: Growing good lil' Commies whose exteriors and spin check ALL the right boxes to be embraced by the Dems.



Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

146 You know, I'm really starting to believe things are turning around in
this country. I think we've passed peak progressive insanity, and are on
the way back down the curve to relative normalcy.




You know the tide has turned when the desperate Dems have hired a consultant to school them in how to speak to average Americans in flyover country.


No joke. Saw it on Fox this morning.


Power point presentation:


"Notice this farmer in Nebraska plowing his field with something called a 'tractor.' He most likely has never had a Starbucks Latte Grande or supports Planned Parenthood. Approach these types with caution, with a smile on your face. Use hand sanitizer after shaking hands."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:19 PM (PY9jH)

147 Now it's turned back and has its jaws firmly ensconced on Obama's ass. Oops.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
__________

Ooooooo!

* giggles *

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at June 28, 2017 01:19 PM (j+dfT)

148 122
You know, I'm really starting to believe things are turning around in
this country. I think we've passed peak progressive insanity, and are on
the way back down the curve to relative normalcy.

I know there's
probably more trouble to come, more battles to fight, and it may get
worse again before it gets better. It may be a long road back.

But I really think the tide has turned now.


Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 28, 2017 01:16 PM (INRVS)

Won't go so far to say we've turned a corner. But I will say it hasn't been a good couple of days for the MSM, the anti-trumpers et al

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 28, 2017 01:19 PM (jxbfJ)

149 136 artisinal gay mayo

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 28, 2017 01:18 PM (nFwvY)

It's called aioli, you buck-toothed swampbilly!

Posted by: Whole Foods Clerk at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (9TK8E)

150 But I really think the tide has turned now.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 28, 2017 01:16 PM (INRVS)


It does feel like Ossoff's loss was the tipping point for Le Resistance. They are coming apart at the seams.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (ul9CR)

151 I think the earlier drop with a CNN producer was bigger.

Van Jones is basically a hired partisan idiot, so him saying that is a little more baked into the cake.

But it does sicken me that everyone in both government and MSM "knows" Russia is all bullshit, but even a lot of "conservatives" here like to talk about how troubled they are by Russian connections and meddling.

The truth is, nearly every country tries to hack the US. Russia was cooked up by Hillary, Mook, and Podesta to explain their embarassing loss.

Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (IDhq0)

152 "I can't stand the way he sing,
but I love to hear him talk . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:15 PM (mbhDw)

-----

The Band

Another one of my favs

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

153 So Zombie made Glenn Beck?

No punishment because how could anyone know what a huge tool Beck would turn out to be.

Although I believe there were early crying jags. Not as much as later though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (4ErVI)

154 zombie......



Stay safe.

You are better at operating both in the open, and in the shadows than anyone that I know.

But, people like the 4Chan crowd are not the sort of people you want to get curious about you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (J+eG2)

155 I saw Buck Toothed Swampbilly open for Stray Cats at the Paladium in 1991.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (mf5HN)

156 >>It was yours truly who sent the tip and the proof to Glenn Beck
about Van Jones' commie-hood. I had a direct pipeline to one of Beck's
producers. Plus, I sorta knew Van Jones back in the day.


I am convinced that Beck or one of his producers used to read this place back in the day before his cheese slid of the cracker. We were daily pulling up crap on Obama before he was first elected and later that day or the next the same information would show up on Beck's show.

If I had know all it took was google, a whiteboard and the ability to cry on command I would be rich today and I wouldn't have wasted it on teddy bears for illegals.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (/tuJf)

157 Let's see, Trump twitter bombs MSM, Scaramuch gets bought off by CNN after threatening libel suit, CNN retracts and fires reporters, Sarah sues the NYT.

ABC also just settled the Pink Slime case.

Not political, but still a hit to the crooked MSM.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (oVJmc)

158 We must classify Project Veritas a domestic terrorist organization. Spool up the UAV's.

Posted by: GOPe at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (l4aLi)

159 Also, I've been pondering if some of these over the top leaks aren't set
ups by Trump to kick the press in the junk while they are down.
=========
I like Trump's "Vince Lombardi" moment. The one where he explained how he catches leakers; where he went on a trip and didn't tell his top staff and it was still leaked.

"Here's what I'm going to do. And I'm going to keep doing it until you stop me."

So yeah, he basically told the enemy what he was going to do--and they still fall for every single "leak."

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (Qj2Mo)

160 "Van Jones?



He play 3rd base for the mets?

Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----

Van Jones sounds like a car lot that sells customized vans. "Jones'n for a sweet-ass van? Well c'mon down to Van Jones and check out our sweet rides!"

Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (8b+oT)

161 The sad part is that the FBI and Congress are going to keep pushing this horseshit because they get their facts from CNN.

Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (/HfBH)

162 38
One more time:



ALL of this is based on that GPS dossier. All of it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 01:04 PM (B+qrE)

The Russia lie began at the DNC Convention last summer as a way for the Clinton campaign to quell the Bernie revolt. The leaks began the week before and blaming the Russians was a nice jab at Bernie since he was known as a sympathizer. Once Trump won the election then they pivoted to Trump's collusion with Russia to give the D rank-and-file something else to blame besides the DNC leadership - notice how all the same people are basically still in charge and trying to rehab Hillary for another run (after a loss that should have led to wholesale cleaning house)?

The icing is this investigation into Bernie and his wife. It's not a Republican-driven investigation, the R's would LOOOOVE for Bernie to be nominated in 2020. This is being done from the D side to eliminate the threat he poses to the Clinton machine's chances to nominate her again.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (UBzPO)

163 I kind of lost interest in Van back when he was Zero's "Green Jobs Czar," and he remarked matter of factly on camera that, "Yeah, Republicans... they're assholes."

I also remember when Zero was President-elect, & some high-ranking young WH staffer said, "Oooo, Van Jones! Yeah, we got him!"

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (eXYC7)

164 I remember when it was outed he was a troofer to Ponytail Fatass. he banned everyone who delivered evidence.

topsecretk9 had a particularly good nose here.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (XBbmm)

165 bbbbut edits!!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:22 PM (JN/qv)

166 Van Jones isn't his original name, right? He made that up...

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

167 You need to write a book. I'd buy it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I think that a lot of us would. Thank you for your public service!

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2017 01:22 PM (oiNtH)

168
people ...
... who know people ...
... are the luckiest people ...

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 01:22 PM (m9X4Y)

169 Salad poisoning?



Lettuce help you.
-----
Fork off.

Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:22 PM (8b+oT)

170 Van Jones's weird meltdown on election night was the best. Aside from the Young Turds that is. Nothing could top theirs.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)

171 Them dry bones.

Posted by: Van Bones at June 28, 2017 01:23 PM (vtcmf)

172 I don't have time for this stupid shit. I'm dying of salad poisoning.

Tell my kids I love 'em. I was turning my life around. Enrolled in college for the fall. Looking at a rap career.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (8dl4J)

*Looks at bowl of store-bought salad sitting in front of me*

Salad poisoning?? Is that a thing?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

173
Won't go so far to say we've turned a corner.
But I will say it hasn't been a good couple of days for the MSM, the
anti-trumpers et al


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 28, 2017 01:19 PM (jxbfJ)

***
Well let's not start sucking eachother's d*cks quite yet

Posted by: Winston Wolf at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (Fb9aZ)

174 Stops payment on large check to Van Jones.

Posted by: George Soros at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (npdX6)

175 160 Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (8b+oT)

The '69 Miracle Mets had an outfielder named Cleon Jones, who the general manager publicly humiliated by revealing a tryst Jones had with a girl in a van. Ruined his marriage unnecessarily and effectively ended his career. I don't condone hanky-panky, but why go public with that?

Sad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (mbhDw)

176 The sad part is that the FBI and Congress are going to keep pushing this horseshit because they get their facts from CNN.
Posted by: Fritz
________


If we didn't have petty Republicans like McCain and Lyndsey Graham, Russia nonsense would have been over and done a long time ago.

Had Jeff Sessions not taken the bait, a lot of this would be in the rear view mirror as well.

Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (IDhq0)

177 It was yours truly who sent the tip and the proof to Glenn Beck about Van Jones' commie-hood. I had a direct pipeline to one of Beck's producers. Plus, I sorta knew Van Jones back in the day.
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

The country thanks you for your great work.

Zombie, doing the work the media refuses to.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (Ri/rl)

178 166 Van Jones isn't his original name, right? He made that up...


Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

"Van" is apparently supposed to be short for "Anthony", somehow.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (9TK8E)

179 Apparently its not that big a of a bomb, because Jones has been saying this for a while now.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (t0nED)

180

It does feel like Ossoff's loss was the tipping point for Le Resistance. They are coming apart at the seams.


They're less than 18 months to the midterms, and they have only a continued string of failure. They're going to have to pull out of this dive and get their numbers and fundraising up, or it could be a major bloodbath. I think Reality has flashed her tits at them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

181 The Democrats have hired a Heartland Consultant to reconnect with the flyover rubes.

Good luck with that, dummies.

I think the blue collars the Dems lost last election are likely gone for good. You don't usually make that type of shift and have it be transitory.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (4ErVI)

182 154 zombie......

Stay safe.

You are better at operating both in the open, and in the shadows than anyone that I know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Yeah, but I'm semi-retired from political espionage now. The landscape has really changed since 2002 when I first started.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (DQ4Fv)

183
*relishes the "Up on Cripple Creek" earworm


*smiles*

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

184 >>I think the earlier drop with a CNN producer was bigger.


Van Jones is basically a hired partisan idiot, so him saying that is a little more baked into the cake.


Van is well-known name, though. Harder to shake him off than some no-name producer.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (NOIQH)

185 158 We must classify Project Veritas a domestic terrorist organization. Spool up the UAV's.
Posted by: GOPe at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (l4aLi)


Do I need to actually check the SPLC website, or is this a given already?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (mbhDw)

186 "Van Jones is just one guy. He's not indicative of the whole network!"

-CNN, probably.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (4df7R)

187 Salad poisoning?



Lettuce help you.
-----
Fork off.

Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:22 PM (8b+oT)


24 carrot humor here at the ol' AoSHQ.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (TOk1P)

188 Basketball Jones

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (Nwg0u)

189 Listen you manky M'erican motts. I'm the best folk singer to come out of Eire, EVER!! Have you ever heard the song "Into the Mystic??"

Meh!!!

You can all kiss my BARSE!!!


Posted by: Van Morrison at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (WLK0w)

190
It does feel like Ossoff's loss was the tipping point for Le Resistance. They are coming apart at the seams.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (ul9CR)


When Hillary announced she was part of the resistance it was the kiss of death for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (lKyWE)

191 *Looks at bowl of store-bought salad sitting in front of me*

Salad poisoning?? Is that a thing?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

Yep. Big culprit are those bags of salad you can buy at the store. Make sure to wash it off bigly if you're going eat that stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (4ErVI)

192 You can't say we do this for the ratings. Our ratings suck.

Posted by: CNN at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (LTHVh)

193 You know what they call a Nothingburger in France?

---

800,000 muzzie refugees

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (oGRue)

194 Yeah, but I'm semi-retired from political espionage now.

----

Yeah, but somebody will call your marker and suck you back into the busisness....

.... wait.... or was that John Wick??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)

195 Van. I need to go to the van. Where's the van? Spin. Not that kind. Spinning. Van. I need to go to the van.

Posted by: Hillary! at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (XoldI)

196 *Looks at bowl of store-bought salad sitting in front of me*

Salad poisoning?? Is that a thing?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)


It's killing me.

Don't be a statistic.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (tRLIC)

197 "Van" is apparently supposed to be short for "Anthony", somehow.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (9TK8E)



What a ridiculous name.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:27 PM (SRKgf)

198 Yep. Big culprit are those bags of salad you can buy at the store. Make sure to wash it off bigly if you're going eat that stuff.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (4ErVI)

-----

I challenge you to find a store bought salad without fucking carrots in it.

I HATE raw carrots.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

199 189 Listen you manky M'erican motts. I'm the best folk singer to come out of Eire, EVER!! Have you ever heard the song "Into the Mystic??"

Meh!!!

You can all kiss my BARSE!!!




Posted by: Van Morrison at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (WLK0w)


And this is why I'm not going to your concert in 2 weeks.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 01:27 PM (9TK8E)

200 I'm living in a van BY THE RIVER.

Posted by: Van Bones at June 28, 2017 01:27 PM (vtcmf)

201 193 You know what they call a Nothingburger in France?

---

800,000 muzzie refugees
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 01:26 PM (oGRue)


Taste great when grilled over a 1990 Renault.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:27 PM (mbhDw)

202 172
I don't have time for this stupid shit. I'm dying of salad poisoning.



Tell my kids I love 'em. I was turning my life around. Enrolled in college for the fall. Looking at a rap career.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (8dl4J)



*Looks at bowl of store-bought salad sitting in front of me*



Salad poisoning?? Is that a thing?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

Only if you find a dead mouse in it...which someone did recently from a walmart salad.

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (Enq6K)

203 "Van" is apparently supposed to be short for "Anthony", somehow.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (9TK8E)


What a ridiculous name.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:27 PM (SRKgf)



You said it.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (LTHVh)

204 I was hoping GA-6 would stiffen the spines of GOP in Congress, but... not. Not that I can detect.

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (eXYC7)

205 >>Apparently its not that big a of a bomb, because Jones has been saying this for a while now.


Ah, but O'Keefe got him on undercover video, which is a psy-ops win.
Now the rest of CNN is wondering who else was caught by O'Keefe.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

206 Well, there's your diversity, CNN!

(Stetler's CNN statement was about how the honor diversity of opinion w/in CNN - why that editor said what he did)
===========

Scene: Elwood Blues walks into CNN

Elwood: What kind of news do you have here?

Owner: Oh! We got both kinds: Truth and lies!

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (Qj2Mo)

207 Seeing what a small outfit like O'Keefe has achieved, imagine if conservatives had the investigative resources the mainstream media has and what it could uncover.


Does anyone doubt for a minute that we wouldn't have Obama academic records and birth certificate within 24 hours?

Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (IDhq0)

208 So about an hour ago I was talking with our local elected government official about a local matter where he took the morally correct position.


So I told him, " you guys are all worried about the '18 election. And none of you are realizing that the only victories the Democrats have are moral victories, where they can preen that they lost by less than they expected".

All politics is local.

And it frequently calls me at home.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (J+eG2)

209 Too bad Hannah Giles stopped working with O'Keefe.

I see she had a baby and is into doing MMA now.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (ul9CR)

210 Salad poisoning?



Lettuce help you.
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Fork off.

Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:22 PM (8b+oT)


24 carrot humor here at the ol' AoSHQ.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (TOk1P)

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Some of the comedians punsters could pull in a pretty good celery if they ever go pro.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:29 PM (8XRCm)

211 Yeah, but I'm semi-retired from political espionage now. The landscape has really changed since 2002 when I first started.
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (DQ4Fv)

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Agree. But you still need watch your six.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 01:29 PM (Fmupd)

212 Great takedown Zombie.

Van Jones was (and still may be) a contender. He's smart and good looking, and articulate, and genuinely black.

He's a better Obama, actually.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 01:29 PM (+7/1f)

213 Punchline contest:


"What did the black hole say to the airliner?"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 28, 2017 01:07 PM (Id9+

*
*
"I swallow."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 01:30 PM (LeI1X)

214 Ah, but O'Keefe got him on undercover video, which is a psy-ops win.
Now the rest of CNN is wondering who else was caught by O'Keefe.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)



Imagine how paranoid the Left must be. Can they speak freely amongst themselves? Hmmm. Are they really just amongst themselves, or is one of their number a PV operative recording every word?

They're going to be hinkier than Mafia dons soon.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:30 PM (SRKgf)

215 I'm not sure I can formulate an opinion on this until I hear from the most trusted name at CNN, Fareed Zakaria.

Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2017 01:30 PM (/HfBH)

216 It was yours truly who sent the tip and the proof to Glenn Beck about Van Jones' commie-hood. I had a direct pipeline to one of Beck's producers. Plus, I sorta knew Van Jones back in the day.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

You're simply awesome.

Posted by: troyriser at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (Fw5cQ)

217 LOL.

This is pretty sweet.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (CPk08)

218 He's a better Obama, actually.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 01:29 PM (+7/1f)
-------------------------------More blacker at least.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (SsblQ)

219 I don't have time for this stupid shit. I'm dying of salad poisoning.

Tell my kids I love 'em. I was turning my life around. Enrolled in college for the fall. Looking at a rap career.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (8dl4J)


*Looks at bowl of store-bought salad sitting in front of me*

Salad poisoning?? Is that a thing?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

Only if you find a dead mouse in it...which someone did recently from a walmart salad.
Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (Enq6K)


I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern myself with all the precautions people take.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

220 It's killing me.

Don't be a statistic.
Posted by: ScoggDog
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*snaps off latex gloves*

No question about it, it was a bit of bad arugula.

Posted by: Quincy at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (/ZEVC)

221 Van Jones was scared of the white CIS Christian patriarchy.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (npdX6)

222 Does anyone doubt for a minute that we wouldn't have Obama academic records and birth certificate within 24 hours?
Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (IDhq0)


And interviewed friends, associates, and fellow students up the wazoo?

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:32 PM (SRKgf)

223 Hey, didn't anyone else notice AtC was bounding about again about 100 comments ago?

Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 01:32 PM (UmSfZ)

224 "Van" is apparently supposed to be short for "Anthony", somehow.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (9TK8E)


What a ridiculous name.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:27 PM (SRKgf)


Word.

Posted by: McGeorge Bundy at June 28, 2017 01:32 PM (1mME9)

225 The SJW are having a sit in in DC, protesting the pending appeal of Obamacare.

We Demand Free Shit!!

Without Free Shit, People Will Die!!

Reminds me of their logic that if Bush had only authorized more embryos for stem cell research, Christopher Reeves would have walked.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 01:32 PM (l513m)

226 You get Nothingburgers at One Guys

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 01:32 PM (IqV8l)

227 They're less than 18 months to the midterms, and they have only a continued string of failure. They're going to have to pull out of this dive and get their numbers and fundraising up, or it could be a major bloodbath. I think Reality has flashed her tits at them.

-
Pelosi will melt down any day now. Maxine Waters is just warming up her crazy. There will be more surprises coming out of Russia Russia Russia and none of them will be good for the donks. Meanwhile, the Golden Scalp Honey Badger will keep on winning and the media will continue becoming more hysterical.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 01:32 PM (Nwg0u)

228 I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern myself with all the precautions people take.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Perhaps because you've never been to the emergency room as a consequence?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (/ZEVC)

229 It was yours truly who sent the tip and the proof to Glenn Beck about Van Jones' commie-hood. I had a direct pipeline to one of Beck's producers. Plus, I sorta knew Van Jones back in the day.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

You're simply awesome.
Posted by: troyriser at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (Fw5cQ)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (3OIiX)

230 .....and fellow students up the wazoo?

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Funny you put it that way....

Posted by: Bath House Barry at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

231 DON'T LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT MY SOCKS!!!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (SkuXa)

232 Without Free Shit, People Will Die!!


Shoulda read: "Without Free Shit, Layabouts Will Die!!"

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (SRKgf)

233 199 189 Listen you manky M'erican motts. I'm the best folk singer to come out of Eire, EVER!!

Posted by: Van Morrison


Van Morrison is from NORTHERN Ireland, not Ireland-Ireland. Big difference.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (DQ4Fv)

234 Imagine how paranoid the Left must be. Can they speak freely amongst themselves? Hmmm. Are they really just amongst themselves, or is one of their number a PV operative recording every word?



They're going to be hinkier than Mafia dons soon.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:30 PM (SRKgf)

Has anyone seen DailyKos lately? I read it almost every day for the laughs. They've banned half their membership recently because they don't seem enthused for Hillary! 2020.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (UBzPO)

235 185 158 We must classify Project Veritas a domestic terrorist organization. Spool up the UAV's.
Posted by: GOPe at June 28, 2017 01:21 PM (l4aLi)


Do I need to actually check the SPLC website, or is this a given already?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (mbhDw)


Oh, it's a given.

How's that press pass coming along?

Bwahahahaha

Posted by: GOPe at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (l4aLi)

236 Obama's paper trail has been destroyed. You can bank on it.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (XoldI)

237 >>Imagine how paranoid the Left must be. Can they speak freely amongst themselves? Hmmm. Are they really just amongst themselves, or is one of their number a PV operative recording every word?




That definitely happened after the undercover DisruptJ20 videos started coming out.

It's not just about viewers' reactions, but the impact to these previously smug, safe institutions they target. The Left has become quite comfy letting their masks slip because they can count on MSM protection. That is why orgs such as PV and /pol/ (think: creating Antifa rioter db) are effective. Accountability.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (NOIQH)

238 212 Great takedown Zombie.

Van Jones was (and still may be) a contender. He's smart and good looking, and articulate, and genuinely black.

He's a better Obama, actually.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 01:29 PM (+7/1f)

Not only that, he (seemingly) doesn't have Obama's God Complex.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 01:34 PM (9TK8E)

239 Funny you put it that way....
Posted by: Bath House Barry at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (8XRCm)



Hanging curve ball for The Horde.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:34 PM (SRKgf)

240 salad will kill ya

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 01:34 PM (hMwEB)

241 if Bush had only authorized more embryos for stem cell research, Christopher Reeves would have walked.

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Walked? He'd have flown!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 01:34 PM (Nwg0u)

242 Not only that, he (seemingly) doesn't have Obama's God Complex.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 01:34 PM (9TK8E)



And he comes across as considerably more intelligent.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:34 PM (SRKgf)

243 213 Punchline contest:


"What did the black hole say to the airliner?"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 28, 2017 01:07 PM (Id9+
*
*
"I swallow."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 01:30 PM (LeI1X)

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misread that as black ho

still works

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 01:34 PM (oGRue)

244 "Van" is apparently supposed to be short for "Anthony", somehow.
Posted by: Hikaru

his moms probably told them it was Vanthony and it got transcribeds wrongly.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 28, 2017 01:34 PM (nFwvY)

245 A Nothingburger is what a vegan orders at McDonalds

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 01:34 PM (KUaJL)

246 187 Salad poisoning?

Lettuce help you.
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Fork off.

Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:22 PM (8b+oT)

24 carrot humor here at the ol' AoSHQ.

*
*
Tell 'em all to leaf me alone. I'm crashing on my dicot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (LeI1X)

247
I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern myself with all the precautions people take.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

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Yup .... me too. NOT a germaphobe.... 10 second floor rule and all that.

But.... having been hospitalized once from botulism.... I do believe in it.

Not.Fun.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

248
Anthony Kapel "Van" Jones (born September 20, 196 is an American activist, commentator, author and non-practicing attorney. He is a cofounder of several nonprofit organizations, including the Dream Corps, a "social justice accelerator" that operates three advocacy initiatives: #cut50, #YesWeCode and Green for All.

--Wikipedia

Posted by: Sphynx at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (OZmbA)

249 WOw, zombie - you rock!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (NOIQH)

250 They've banned half their membership recently because they don't seem enthused for Hillary! 2020.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (UBzPO)



Wow. Really?

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (SRKgf)

251 I can't keep the Van's and the Jeh's straight.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (1ISKN)

252 Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM (TOk1P)

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Some of the comedians punsters could pull in a pretty good celery if they ever go pro.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:29 PM (8XRCm)

Sure beets the shiitaki many of us put up with at work.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (TOk1P)

253 Fucking Nothingburger.
Buy one get one FREE!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (baYK5)

254 225 ...
Reminds me of their logic that if Bush had only authorized more embryos for stem cell research, Christopher Reeves would have walked.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 01:32 PM (l513m)


Or Micheal J. Fox wouldn't look like the paint shaker down at Lowe's.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (l4aLi)

255 1. Trump keeps winning.
2. Fake News Media caught lying.
3. ???????
4. Hillary installed as president.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (npdX6)

256 I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food
poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern
myself with all the precautions people take.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

How do you not believe in food poisoning?!

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (Enq6K)

257 Has anyone seen DailyKos lately? I read it almost every day for the laughs. They've banned half their membership recently because they don't seem enthused for Hillary! 2020.

I was at a pre-Christmas party with some old high school friends about, oh, ten years ago. As happens, politics came up and one of my friends mentioned Kos was a daily stop for him. I burst out laughing and told him he'd be better off trusting the Weekly World News.

He hasn't spoken to me since.

Posted by: McGeorge Bundy at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (1mME9)

258 Hey, didn't anyone else notice AtC was bounding about again about 100 comments ago?
Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 01:32 PM (UmSfZ)

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*checks shoe soles

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

259 Nothingberger - sounds sort of German.
You know who else was sort of German....

Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 01:37 PM (UmSfZ)

260 Tell 'em all to leaf me alone. I'm crashing on my dicot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (LeI1X)



Now we're getting to the root of the problem.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:37 PM (SRKgf)

261 And he comes across as considerably more intelligent.


Low bar.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 01:37 PM (LTHVh)

262 Has anyone seen DailyKos lately? I read it almost every day for the laughs. They've banned half their membership recently because they don't seem enthused for Hillary! 2020.

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I'm 110% behind Hillary running in 2020. Hillary 2020! This Time It's Personal!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 01:37 PM (Nwg0u)

263 The SJW are having a sit in in DC, protesting the pending appeal of Obamacare.
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The good Rev. Barber (head of NC NAACP) has called the repeal of Obamacare is the equivalent of slavery, and is 'political murder'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 01:37 PM (/ZEVC)

264 I can't keep the Van's and the Jeh's straight.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (1ISKN)

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Jeh is the round one.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:37 PM (8XRCm)

265 206
Well, there's your diversity, CNN!

(Stetler's CNN statement was about how the honor diversity of opinion w/in CNN - why that editor said what he did)



Posted by: RoyalOil at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (Qj2Mo)

**
I believe "diversity of opinion" is an old wooden ship, used during the Civil War era.

Posted by: Van Burgandy Jones - CNN Anchor at June 28, 2017 01:37 PM (Fb9aZ)

266 "And he comes across as considerably more intelligent."

So does my neighbors Yellow Lab.

And he eats cat turds for treats.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 01:37 PM (J+eG2)

267 >>>But underneath that facade was the most extreme political opinions I've ever encountered.

So you're saying he's fucking retarded.

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (q177U)

268 >>I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food
poisoning. I generally don't believe it in

That's too bad. It believes in you.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (/tuJf)

269 Thing is none of this will stop CNN or anyone else in the MSM. They have a mission to destroy Trump (and America in general). A video isn't going to stop that mission.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (JN/qv)

270

It's gonna take the blood of a lot of virgins to have Hillary ready to run in 2020.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (OZmbA)

271 257
He hasn't spoken to me since.
Posted by: McGeorge Bundy at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (1mME9)

The early Christmas gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (mbhDw)

272 Wow. Really?

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (SRKgf)

Yep, it's been a full-out civil war for a couple weeks now. Last March they had a big purge of Bernie supporters and now they're banning anyone left who shows any support for him.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (UBzPO)

273 I got some covfefe on my schadenboner.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Try warming it in the microwave.


It's an over-stove job - might need AtC's falling off ladders excuse supply.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (FhXTo)

274
Yep. But a very good reason James O'Keefe needs to keep his head on a swivel and not become the next Seth Rich.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)







Compare photos of him from when he started to now. Dood got jacked, he used to be a scrawny little spitfuck. O'Keefe's been spending a LOT of time in the gym. I suspect he did it with self-defense in mind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (iFZVz)

275 How do you not believe in food poisoning?!

In my family, we considered e coli as a cleansing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (LTHVh)

276 Perhaps because you've never been to the emergency room as a consequence?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

Even worse, I got food poisoning from a dinner I attended at the US Embassy in Instanbul. The hotel doctor said that they could do nothing for me. I had to get on a Turkish bus the next day and ride for 4 hours to get to my next assignment. In the extreme heat. No windows open. With men smoking their rancid Turkish cigarettes. I at least had the presence of mind to stuff my purse with plastic bags from the hotel. Nice, long, pukey ride.

I believe! I believe!

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2017 01:39 PM (oiNtH)

277 Watching everyone in the press rip on Obama for ignoring Russia (and GREAT on our side for doing that, FINALLY, it totally wrongfoots the left and makes them start stuttering) but it has occurred to me, as it probably has occurred to every sane person, that the best defense of Obama is that HE WAS TELLING THE DAMNED TRUTH!!! In everything he ever said about the supposed Russian hacking.

If this is true, it would mean that there were a few stupid internet games being played by some Russian financed hackers, but there never was any serious attempt to change elections results, and there was never anything for any honest person to be seriously concerned about. Which is why they weren't concerned. It would also mean that all of this faux-outrage was cooked up well after the fact for purely political reasons, and that all of the top dems know it.

Hmm, what are the odds....

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 01:39 PM (OmOvC)

278 I burst out laughing and told him he'd be better off trusting the Weekly World News.

He hasn't spoken to me since.
Posted by: McGeorge Bundy
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I explain to NPR listeners that I get more reliable reporting from Radio Havana.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 01:39 PM (/ZEVC)

279 I got here late, scrolling the comments and my take away:1) salad poisoning is real
2) Zombie is/was a spy3) Van Jones is a a twat

Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 01:39 PM (a0IVu)

280 I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern myself with all the precautions people take.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

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Yup .... me too. NOT a germaphobe.... 10 second floor rule and all that.

But.... having been hospitalized once from botulism.... I do believe in it.

Not.Fun.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:35 PM (8XRCm)


Exactly. Obviously I'm not saying it doesn't exist, because there ARE creepy crawly things in this world, but I have never, and never intend in my lifetime, to utter the phrase, "I wonder if I have food poisoning."

I figure if it happens, I'll know, and if I don't know, I don't care.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:39 PM (TOk1P)

281 It's has been long enough now that I'm safe to reveal this:



It was yours truly who sent the tip and the proof to Glenn Beck
about Van Jones' commie-hood. I had a direct pipeline to one of Beck's
producers. Plus, I sorta knew Van Jones back in the day.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:13 PM


Horde, I'm pretty sure zombie is Batman.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)

282 Kos worked for the CIA before starting that site. No shit.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (UBzPO)

283 Note to self, increase amount and number of checks to Daily Kos.

Posted by: George Soros at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (npdX6)

284 236 Obama's paper trail has been destroyed. You can bank on it.
Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2017 01:33 PM (XoldI)

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Or locked up for the next 100 years.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (Fmupd)

285 Breaking News: ....enormous wave of one hundred dollar bills bearing down on Project Veritas.

Posted by: redenzo at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (5wSNN)

286 "Van Morrison is from NORTHERN Ireland, not Ireland-Ireland. Big difference."

Not really.

There's an irony in PM May having to make a deal with the Ulster Unionists, who'll be the last group to give up homage to the Crown. But there's a lot more connexion of the North to the South than there has ever been between the North and the smart set that rules in London.

Van Morrison lives in Dublin.

"It's my island. All of it" -- Crazy Stephen

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (+7/1f)

287 Look, store bought, bagged salad. Hamburger
It's a numbers game.

Billion to one long shot. Like going to war. Sure, lotta men died in the war, lotta men didn't die.

People get struck by lightening. Die in car crashes. Get shot by angry husbands who catch you ... I mean.. sure there are things you can do to reduce the risk, but put it in perspective.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (m9X4Y)

288 282 Kos worked for the CIA before starting that site. No shit.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (UBzPO)



Explains a lot, actually. They probably kicked him out for being too pro-American.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (SRKgf)

289 I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food
poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern myself with all the precautions people take.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)



Pro tip: Save money. Buy two day old gas station sushi.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 01:41 PM (FeRav)

290 282 Kos worked for the CIA before starting that site. No shit.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (UBzPO)


Ah, that explains a lot. Sic transit gloria mundi. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:41 PM (mbhDw)

291 With men smoking their rancid Turkish cigarettes.

Not to mention the rancid Turkish man-stank and the lingering odor of goats in heat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 01:41 PM (X6fMO)

292 I would surprised if Russis did NOT try to hack the election. That's the stupidest part of this whole story....people being surprised/shocked that the Russians would do this. Uhm yeah you fucking idiots, they've been doing stuff like this for the past 75 years.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:41 PM (JN/qv)

293 Silent footsteps
Crowding me
Sudden darkness
But I can seeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeeee

No sugar tonight in my covfefe
No sugar tonight in my tea


Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

294 275 How do you not believe in food poisoning?!

In my family, we considered e coli as a cleansing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (LTHVh)

Pffft. We left macaroni salad out in the sun on summer cookouts.

PS: While we were fighting off the Hantavirus.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 01:41 PM (l4aLi)

295 Kos worked for the CIA before starting that site. No shit.

At the coffee kiosk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 01:41 PM (LTHVh)

296 Even MSNBC has backed-off the RUSSIA TRUMP IMPEACH stuff a little this week.

Chris Hayes has stopped leading every show with Russia crap.

Rachel long-neck Maddow has not. Monday and Tuesday she led with a RUSSIA & TRUMP item, then quickly shifted to health care and other stuff. (Monday it was KUSHNER HAS HIRED A NEW HIGH-POWERED DEFENSE LAWYER!; Tuesday it was ANOTHER TRUMP ASSOCIATE HAS RETRO-ACTIVELY REGISTERED AS A FOREIGN LOBBYIST!)

Rachel has so much emotionally invested in the Russia Trump Collusion conspiracy crap that it may take "personal therapy" by her new co-worker, MeAgain Kelly, to save her sanity when her conspiracy fantasy ultimately evaporates.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2017 01:42 PM (AMIL/)

297
Wasn't Kos in the army as a kitchen bitch?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:42 PM (mbhDw)

298 Kos worked for the CIA before starting that site. No shit.



The CIA has a gloryhole?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 01:42 PM (oVJmc)

299 I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food
poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern
myself with all the precautions people take.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

How do you not believe in food poisoning?!
Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (Enq6K)


Mind over matter, mostly.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:42 PM (TOk1P)

300 Ah, but O'Keefe got him on undercover video, which is a psy-ops win.
Now the rest of CNN is wondering who else was caught by O'Keefe.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

He's following the Brietbart model.

BTW, after hitting the tip jar here, of course, you might want to hit the tip Jar at Project Veritas. The Drudge link takes you to it. I dropped $50 as a thank you.

Posted by: Keith at June 28, 2017 01:42 PM (USf3s)

301 Can trump legally disband the independent investigation into Russian meddling?

If I thought everything was on the up and up, I would applaud the investigation because I never believed anything real was there and it would vindicate him.

But we know Mueller has political gunslingers on his team and it could be worse to let this charade continue.

Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (IDhq0)

302 I got food poisoning once. I learned to never leave an open bottle of paste out overnight in the summer.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (npdX6)

303 Rachel has so much emotionally invested in the Russia Trump Collusion conspiracy crap that it may take "personal therapy" by her new co-worker, MeAgain Kelly, to save her sanity when her conspiracy fantasy ultimately evaporates.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2017 01:42 PM (AMIL/)

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OK just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (JN/qv)

304 OMG, they have tens and tens of commenters!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (WLK0w)

305 Wasn't Kos in the army as a kitchen bitch?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:42 PM (mbhDw)


Gun bunny.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (S2V6F)

306
Rachel long-neck Maddow has not.


Maddow is TV's Sally Kohn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (oVJmc)

307 Sounds like Kos is the Hot Air of the Dems.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (4ErVI)

308 270 It's gonna take the blood of a lot of virgins to have Hillary ready to run in 2020.
*
*
It's gonna take a lot of any kind of blood to get her through next year, let alone 2020.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (LeI1X)

309 I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food
poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern myself with all the precautions people take.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)


Pro tip: Save money. Buy two day old gas station sushi.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 01:41 PM (FeRav)


See, there's your problem right there. I said food poisoning. Now you're talking about industrial waste.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (TOk1P)

310 I can offer tentative anecdata about "turning the corner" or whatnot. A couple of my Facebook groups have a strong liberal slacktivist population. The ones who can't help but post political crap to alumni groups. You know the type.

They have been really quiet these past few weeks. It might have been the Republican assassination attempt that did it. But the last dumbass Think Progress thing they posted was wishcasting over Comey's testimony.

It may just be outrage fatigue. But something has changed.

Posted by: Semper Why at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (9N178)

311 OMG, they have tens and tens of commenters!

IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (X6fMO)

312 304 OMG, they have tens and tens of commenters!
Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (WLK0w)


How many anagrams can be created from "Bill Wynn?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (mbhDw)

313 >>Thing is none of this will stop CNN or anyone else in the MSM. They have
a mission to destroy Trump (and America in general). A video isn't
going to stop that mission.



You're right, one video won't kill CNN so people like O'Keefe and protesters like Loomer (Caser play disruption) should just quit and accept defeat.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (NOIQH)

314 Rachel has so much emotionally invested in the
Russia Trump Collusion conspiracy crap that it may take "personal
therapy" by her new co-worker, MeAgain Kelly, to save her sanity when
her conspiracy fantasy ultimately evaporates.





Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2017 01:42 PM (AMIL/)


I don't think Megyn Kelly is into effeminate dudes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (S2V6F)

315 307 Sounds like Kos is the Hot Air of the Dems.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (4ErVI)

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Well both sites are far left, so yes they are very similar.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (JN/qv)

316 Horde, I'm pretty sure zombie is Batman.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)

Well, you almost have to be Bruce Wayne to afford to live in San Francisco these days.

Posted by: Keith at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (USf3s)

317 Salad poisoning?? Is that a thing?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

...

when the lettuce pickers crap in the fields, yes.

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (yL25O)

318 great work, zombie! or is it zombatman?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 01:45 PM (hMwEB)

319 Maybe CNN turn to California AG for Help?

Posted by: KIM at June 28, 2017 01:45 PM (/y/I/)

320
Hey, didn't anyone else notice AtC was bounding about again about 100 comments ago?


Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 01:32 PM


Sorry, what was that? I was distracted by AtC's bounding about.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2017 01:45 PM (p+Wdc)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:45 PM (SRKgf)

322 313 >>Thing is none of this will stop CNN or anyone else in the MSM. They have
a mission to destroy Trump (and America in general). A video isn't
going to stop that mission.



You're right, one video won't kill CNN so people like O'Keefe and protesters like Loomer (Caser play disruption) should just quit and accept defeat.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (NOIQH)

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I didn't say anyone should quit or accept defeat. I'm saying don't expect CNN to back off because of this video. Sheesh, everyone is so jumpy.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:45 PM (JN/qv)

323
So.... Zombie looks like George Clooney??? Or is that Christian Bale??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

324 Salmonella from seafood (probly an oyster) way back when, struck in the middle of the night.
3 days of pure hell.
Didn't turn me off seafood or sushi at all, but I'll never forget it either.

Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 01:45 PM (UmSfZ)

325 >>> I don't do food poisoning.

me neither. once was enough. the last burrito at a 7/11 without power in a town without food after a hurricane.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 28, 2017 01:46 PM (nFwvY)

326 Van Morrison lives in Dublin.



"It's my island. All of it" -- Crazy Stephen

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (+7/1f)

***
Ahem -
Van Morrison lives in Dalkey - a town near Dublin popular with the rich Irish creative set ( Bono lives there)
Been by his place - friend used to live in Dalkey and I was there (Dublin) once a quarter back in the day when I was doing some GC work for an offshore/EU company. Super nice town.

Posted by: Van Burgandy Jones - CNN Anchor at June 28, 2017 01:46 PM (Fb9aZ)

327 I wouldn't have the patience or stomach but trolling Kos or DU must be quite fun.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:46 PM (mbhDw)

328 323
So.... Zombie looks like George Clooney??? Or is that Christian Bale??
Posted by: fixerupper


Can I get a vote for Eartha Kitt?

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:46 PM (DQ4Fv)

329 I love O'Keefe and he is doing important work but let's face it unless the GOP take these revelations and goes hammer tongs nothing much is going to happen.

O'Keefe got a well connected Democrat operative with roots that are deep and wide to admit on camera to fomenting violence and committing wide spread and organized voter fraud and the only thing that happened was he had to step down from his position.

He wasn't arrested and he was allowed to slink into the shadow.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 28, 2017 01:47 PM (Gh/jd)

330 Boom, baby.

Posted by: Evil Otto at June 28, 2017 01:47 PM (bfAAI)

331 Thing is none of this will stop CNN or anyone else in the MSM. They have a mission to destroy Trump (and America in general). A video isn't going to stop that mission.


No need to stop them. Discrediting them is enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:47 PM (SRKgf)

332 316 Horde, I'm pretty sure zombie is Batman.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2017 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)

Well, you almost have to be Bruce Wayne to afford to live in San Francisco these days.
Posted by: Keith at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (USf3s)

I've been enjoying the old Batman serial on RiffTrax, and "Gotham City" is clearly just the mountains of California, with a old shack or two.

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

333 I couldn't find the story about Kos actually working for the CIA but did find an interview with him talking about it:

"


"A secret I don't think I've ever written about," Markos
recollected, was that in 2001 when he was under/unemployed, picking up
"a little contract work" to help survive in the "horrible world" after
the dot-com crash, he started down a career path that could have led to a
radically different dailyKos, or kept it from happening at all.

"I applied to the CIA, spent six months interviewing, and got to the point where I was going to sign papers. It was at that point that the Howard Dean campaign took off. It was going to be a tough decision. Then the CIA insisted that my first duty assignment would be in Washington, D.C.. Six years before I could go overseas. I hate D.C."

I have to admit that learning this set off a whole train of thought that
I expect will greet this thread: Maybe he really did take that CIA job,
and this whole site is a plot to keep us all busy... but no, MetaJesus intervened, and they wouldn't do that, because the CIA is a liberal place, really!

CIA: Infested with Liberals?

"What was really amazing about that experience," Markos continued, "was
that every person I talked to [at the CIA], in six months, every single
one of them was a liberal.""

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2017 01:47 PM (UBzPO)

334 Real food poisoning symptoms take a couple of hours at the least before they start. I used to get a ton of claims from Red Lobster where people claim they had food poisoning. 99% alleged the symptoms started immediately after they left the Restaurant. I got food poisoning once from Wendy's. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 01:48 PM (l513m)

335 Eartha Kitt:

http://tinyurl.com/ycctc8vn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 01:48 PM (X6fMO)

336 Sounds like Kos is the Hot Air of the Dems.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

_______

No, I actually think Kos is at least trying to get liberals elected.

HotAir now truly seems like some sort of psyops campaign that's being run by Soros. It really does feel like its being ran by a double agent.

Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 01:48 PM (IDhq0)

337 See, there's your problem right there. I said food poisoning. Now you're talking about industrial waste.




*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 01:48 PM (FeRav)

338 The idea of Hillary running in 2020 is SOOOOO delicious.

This is the cherry on top.

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2017 01:48 PM (q177U)

339 I used to believe I was immune to food poisoning, strong stomach, healthy constitution, could eat anything including jabaneros and had the proverbial cast iron stomach. So I thought food poisoning was something that other, more delicately refined people got.

A new Razoo's opened up in town last year, I like Cajun food, so I was eager to go there, got some shrimp dish that looked good - but I guess it had been sitting out at room temp way too long. Anyway, within 90 minutes I started to feel funny and then spent the next 24 hours running out both ends. Not Fun. And then, it just went away, so it wasn't any bigger problem. On board control chip decided that the old GI tract needed a total systems flush, and once that was done I was ok.

I can't ever bring myself to go back to that place, though. No way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 01:49 PM (OmOvC)

340 MSM and the Congressional Ds (in league with the Deep State) has been trying to drive Trump from office. They've succeeded in driving up his negatives but at the cost of an even greater loss in their own credibility.

This echoes the campign. Once again, Trump can recover but the damage to MSM will be lasting.

This will add to ongoing self-destruction of the Left-dominated D party.

Let us pray.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 01:49 PM (+7/1f)

341 304 OMG, they have tens and tens of commenters!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (WLK0w)





How many anagrams can be created from "Bill Wynn?"

**

**Zero**

Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2017 01:49 PM (WLK0w)

342 "278 I burst out laughing and told him he'd be better off trusting the Weekly World News.

He hasn't spoken to me since.
Posted by: McGeorge Bundy"


As Ed Anger from the WWN would say, that pansy was a lily livered liberal and a pinko! Good riddance.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 28, 2017 01:49 PM (OD2ni)

343 Eartha Kitt:

http://tinyurl.com/ycctc8vn

-------


pftfffft

http://tinyurl.com/yb9k6xrm

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

344 I've been enjoying the old Batman serial on RiffTrax, and "Gotham City" is clearly just the mountains of California, with a old shack or two.
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

All the TV out of Hollywood pretty much was back in the day. I think now about half of it is some place in Canada.

Posted by: Keith at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (USf3s)

345 "24 carrot humor here at the ol' AoSHQ."

Sprout and proud!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (1aMQH)

346 Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (yL25

When they literally use crap to fertilize.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (l513m)

347 331 Thing is none of this will stop CNN or anyone else in the MSM. They have a mission to destroy Trump (and America in general). A video isn't going to stop that mission.


No need to stop them. Discrediting them is enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:47 PM (SRKgf)

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Well they are being discredited in the eyes of people who already knew CNN was fake news. This video isn't getting any play outside of conservative media. The LIVs have no idea it exists.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (JN/qv)

348 Salad poisoning?


Lettuce help you.

-----

Fork off.


-----

24 carrot humor here at the ol' AoSHQ.

Posted by: BurtTC
-----
Pretty cheesy, but man, we're shredding it!

Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (8b+oT)

349 Weirddave and I are having lunch with Alberta Oul Peon.

Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (KXv+p)

350
I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern myself with all the precautions people take.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

There's some sort of 'rat lungworm' disease carrying slug that can get into lettuce and fuck you up good and hard. It *used* to not be in the USA. Now in both Hawaii and Florida.

You gotta believe.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (PduNE)

351 'm 110% behind Hillary running in 2020. Hillary 2020! This Time It's Personal!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 01:37 PM (Nwg0u)

Don't forget Liz Warren, shes loud, waves her arms a lot, and she could beat those war drums with the best of them....

Posted by: Colin at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (N0UT+)

352 The truth is, nearly every country tries to hack the US. Russia was cooked up by Hillary, Mook, and Podesta to explain their embarassing loss.


Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 01:20 PM (IDhq0)


Right from the beginning, if the Citizen Genet Affair means anything.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (hLRSq)

353 312
304 OMG, they have tens and tens of commenters!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (WLK0w)





How many anagrams can be created from "Bill Wynn?"



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:44 PM (mbhDw)

****
Beats me?

Posted by: Ilbl Nywn at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (Fb9aZ)

354 Can I get a vote for Eartha Kitt?
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 01:46 PM


You're Just an Old-Fashioned Girl, zombie.

And trust me, honey, you don't want to be looking like I do right now.

;-)

Posted by: Eartha K. at June 28, 2017 01:51 PM (DMUuz)

355 Excellent. Everything is going as planned.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at June 28, 2017 01:51 PM (vitRc)

356 344 I've been enjoying the old Batman serial on RiffTrax, and "Gotham City" is clearly just the mountains of California, with a old shack or two.
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

All the TV out of Hollywood pretty much was back in the day. I think now about half of it is some place in Canada.
Posted by: Keith at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (USf3s)

The Rocky Mountains are visible in the background of the Jackie Chan classic "Rumble in The Bronx"

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:51 PM (7HtZB)

357 Pretty cheesy, but man, we're shredding it!
Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (8b+oT)
____


At least the Cobbs aren't egging them on

Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 01:51 PM (UmSfZ)

358 Man, I got hungry was going out for salad and put on two different shoes because I was Rushin' dressing!

Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 01:51 PM (8b+oT)

359 Had this happened in reverse, say to a Fox News producer, every Democrat would be out there today talking about it. But as usual, complete silence from the GOP. I honestly don't know what the fuck is wrong with these people.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:52 PM (JN/qv)

360 >>Real food poisoning symptoms take a couple of hours at the least before they start.

Not always. I got food poisoning one time from a bad oyster. I started getting sick almost immediately and by the time I got home, which was no more than 20 minutes, I was in full blown explosive mode out of multiple orifices.

Food poisoning is real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 01:52 PM (/tuJf)

361 How do you not believe in food poisoning?!
Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 01:36 PM (Enq6K)

...

Well, have you ever seen the Food Poisoning Fairy?

Who supposedly comes to your picnic and sprinkles "bacillius vomitus projectilus" into the mayonnaise?

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 01:52 PM (yL25O)

362 Liver flukes live in snails. You know what snails eat?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 01:52 PM (l4aLi)

363 327 I wouldn't have the patience or stomach but trolling Kos or DU must be quite fun.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:46 PM (mbhDw)

You might even get banned if someone takes a long enough break from their cough syrup and gay porn binges.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 01:53 PM (4ErVI)

364 The best 4th of July present that the Trump admin could give me is a complete roll-up of the democong/deep state/ministry of truth conspiracy.

harboring illegals, vote fraud, money laundering, conspiracy to commit, conflict of interest, malfeasance of office, failure to perform office, classified data mishandling, espionage leaks, "fake news about Russia (the law they passed themselves LOL), ad infinitum

It all adds up to RICO

Arrest every last sonofabitch, including their lawyers and judges, throw a little asset forfeiture in there...

I'll drink one more beer than budgeted ;> C'mon Trump Co...you can doooo eeeeeet!

Posted by: Grad School Fool at June 28, 2017 01:53 PM (swEzU)

365 362
Liver flukes live in snails. You know what snails eat?



Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 01:52 PM (l4aLi)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 28, 2017 01:53 PM (8iiMU)

366
327 I wouldn't have the patience or stomach but trolling Kos or DU must be quite fun.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 01:46 PM (mbhDw)


I've visited DU a couple of times in the past few days. They are incoherent with rage and insanity there. It is honestly the toughest chore to try to make either head or tails out of what gets posted. To troll there would be to risk mental harm to any sane person. Funny and satisfying to view the inmates, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 01:54 PM (pNxlR)

367 Destroying the media is more important than having a "popular" President.

I'll gladly take a sub 50% approval rating Trump and have the media in a credibility death spiral than say a more popular Jeb Bush or Kasich that would still be playing by the MSM's old rules.

Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 01:54 PM (IDhq0)

368 350
I mean this in total seriousness: I don't do food poisoning. I generally don't believe it in, so I don't really concern myself with all the precautions people take.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

...

I'm going to have to re-post my worm story, aren't I?

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 01:54 PM (yL25O)

369 All the TV out of Hollywood pretty much was back in the day.


I used to watch "Combat." I'd never realized that there were eucalyptus trees in Germany.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:54 PM (SRKgf)

370 Oh Dear Lord.

Father killed his 9 yo daughter while "teaching his kids gun safety."

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydbl9sve

Always. Assume. It. Is. Loaded.

Always.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:54 PM (ul9CR)

371 I like this Eartha Kitt picture a lot more - and it fits Zombie better, too:

https://tinyurl.com/y8kth579

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 01:55 PM (OmOvC)

372 Nood

Posted by: That Guy at June 28, 2017 01:56 PM (HP/+9)

373
Now I'm afraid to eat anything.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 01:56 PM (m9X4Y)

374 369 All the TV out of Hollywood pretty much was back in the day.
*
*
In one Man from U.N.C.L.E. episode, supposedly set in a suburban community not far from New York City, you can see mountains in the distance past the houses. Oh, well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 01:56 PM (LeI1X)

375 24 carrot humor here at the ol' AoSHQ.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 01:25 PM


Chill, I?

Posted by: Goldfingerling at June 28, 2017 01:56 PM (DMUuz)

376 Destroying the media is more important than having a "popular" President.


If you make decisions, and get things done, you can pretty much assume you're not going to be popular.

For example, if you give no one a raise, everyone is pissed. If you give some people a raise, all the people who failed to get one are pissed, and even some of those who did are pissed, because they will think they should've gotten more, and/or should've gotten one sooner.

Any manager chasing after popularity is a fool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:57 PM (SRKgf)

377 Weirddave and I are having lunch with Alberta Oul Peon.

Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (KXv+p)


Do you and AOP speak in Canadian and talk shit about Weirddave that he can't understand?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 28, 2017 01:57 PM (fKWf6)

378 372 Nood
Posted by: That Guy at June 28, 2017 01:56 PM (HP/+9)

Flag on the field - false noodity

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 01:58 PM (7HtZB)

379 Father killed his 9 yo daughter while "teaching his kids gun safety."

-----------------------------

That seems a bit extreme but would get the point across to the others.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 01:58 PM (SsblQ)

380 There is no fucking excuse for pulling the trigger while "thinking it isn't loaded."

And even so,it wouldn't have happened if he was following the NRA's rules of firearms safety religiously, always, no exceptions.

It should have been aimed in the safest possible direction, which is never your daughter's head.

Sweet Jesus. Prayers for her soul.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:58 PM (ul9CR)

381 "I have been in small rooms with Van Jones. He was a total commie. Flat-out."

Just to give the rest of you an idea of the ridiculousness and ineffectuality of what's left of the Republican Party here in what used to be "Reagan Country", consider Meg Whitman.

Whitman, a classic eastern seaboard elite apparatchik, complete with Princeton and Harvard degrees, who had lucked into Silicon Valley money, bought her way into the 2010 GOP gubernatorial nomination. Hugely outspending all competitors.

Whereupon she promptly declared that she was "a huge fan" of... Van Jones. Then at that time still serving as the "green czar" in the Obama administration.

Whitman went on to get absolutely walloped in the general election by Moonbeam Brown, coming back for his second stint as Governor.

Because when voters are offered a choice between a bona fide Democrat, and a Democrat with a faux "Republican" label hastily slapped on her, guess which one of the two they'll pick?

Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2017 01:58 PM (ujwCG)

382 As Ed Anger from the WWN would say, that pansy was a lily livered liberal and a pinko! Good riddance.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 28, 2017 01:49 PM (OD2ni)


How many of you know that there's a collection of Ed Anger editorials, Let's Pave the Stupid Rainforests and Give Schoolteachers Stun Guns?

http://tinyurl.com/y9ugrycw

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 01:58 PM (X6fMO)

383 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:54 PM (ul9CR)

___

Holy shit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:59 PM (JN/qv)

384 For guns, dump the mag, rack it so the chamber is absolutely empty. Never leave one in the pipe. Ever.... don't care what the CC carry experts recommend. ( Most CC semi- autos do not have a safety.
Oh, also, keep your finger off the trigger until ready to fire.

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 01:59 PM (mHL0c)

385 I love O'Keefe's group and work. Perhaps if it gets disseminated far and wide the MSM will eventually die from lack of viewers, but I don't see it affecting how FNN conducts its business mission. The MSM is not going to allow O'Keefe's expose to go without some form of reaction. What form of reaction bears watching.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 28, 2017 01:59 PM (zSXXo)

386 Gun bunny.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 28, 2017 01:43 PM (S2V6F)




I'm going to guess he was frequently discovered duct-taped to the tube.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2017 01:59 PM (uiwCw)

387 Mmm. Burgers.

Posted by: homer simpson at June 28, 2017 02:00 PM (nlbfN)

388 Invisible Nood?
No Nood is good Nood?


Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 02:00 PM (UmSfZ)

389
Salad poisoning?




Lettuce help you.


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Fork off.




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24 carrot humor here at the ol' AoSHQ.



Posted by: BurtTC
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Pretty cheesy, but man, we're shredding it!>>>

Maybe it's a Tuber.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 28, 2017 02:01 PM (r5KeJ)

390 Always. Assume. It. Is. Loaded.

Always.

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IMHO..... Keeping the finger off the trigger is THE most important rule of them all.

You can fuck up the other rules and not have a ND, but fingering the trigger will eventually get somebody hurt.

Im not saying dont follw the other rules, but modern firearms dont go boom without a finger on the trigger.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

391 "Whereupon she promptly declared that she was "a huge fan" of... Van Jones."

So, some Mandingo action?

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 02:01 PM (+7/1f)

392 No Nood is good Nood?




Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 02:00 PM


Something like that.

Posted by: Gary Gnood at June 28, 2017 02:01 PM (p+Wdc)

393
I used to watch "Combat." I'd never realized that there were eucalyptus trees in Germany.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 01:54 PM (SRKgf)


The series took place in France.They actually sent camera crews there to shoot background footage

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 02:01 PM (lKyWE)

394 KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE DAMNED BANG BUTTON.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 02:02 PM (wB8Tg)

395 It should have been aimed in the safest possible direction, which is never your daughter's head.

Sweet Jesus. Prayers for her soul.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 01:58 PM (ul9CR)

...

My heart aches for this guy and his sons but either muzzle disclipline, trigger discipline or both prevents this entirely.

Just awful.

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 02:02 PM (yL25O)

396 Rule #1, "Keep yer booger hook outa the boom hole"

Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 02:02 PM (UmSfZ)

397 359
Had this happened in reverse, say to a Fox News producer, every Democrat
would be out there today talking about it. But as usual, complete
silence from the GOP. I honestly don't know what the fuck is wrong with
these people.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 28, 2017 01:52 PM (JN/qv)

***
We keep giving the GOPe the tools to win and they keep sh*tting the bed instead. So tired on this Sh*t.
Like the so called "muslim ban" - it was "so called" because the idiot GOPe let the MSM and Dems call it that instead of, every time they wer asked about the "muslim ban" saying something like: "do you mean the terrorist ban?" or "do you mean the terrorist country travel ban?" The following it up with - " Do you mean to say you support allowing terrorists into this country? You are against a terrorist ban?" "do you mean [insert Democrat elected official here] supports terrorism?"
Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 28, 2017 02:02 PM (Fb9aZ)

398 fecal bacteria found in the ice used in iced coffee at UK Starbucks.
https://t.co/GdMY3NKgUP

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 02:02 PM (hMwEB)

399 364 The best 4th of July present that the Trump admin could give me is a complete roll-up of the democong/deep state/ministry of truth conspiracy.

harboring illegals, vote fraud, money laundering, conspiracy to commit, conflict of interest, malfeasance of office, failure to perform office, classified data mishandling, espionage leaks, "fake news about Russia (the law they passed themselves LOL), ad infinitum

It all adds up to RICO

Arrest every last sonofabitch, including their lawyers and judges, throw a little asset forfeiture in there...

I'll drink one more beer than budgeted ;> C'mon Trump Co...you can doooo eeeeeet!


Posted by: Grad School Fool at June 28, 2017 01:53 PM (swEzU)


ValJar for Jail or bust.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 02:02 PM (9TK8E)

400 Don't forget Liz Warren, shes loud, waves her arms a lot, and she could beat those war drums with the best of them....

Posted by: Colin at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (N0UT+)

===

If both Kamala Harris and Cory Booker decide to run in 2020, it will be super-entertaining to watch the the MFM and Democrats puzzle-out which one to support. Kamala has a victim-hood edge on Cory, having lady parts, so maybe it will be no contest.

However, if both tell the Democratic insiders they plan to run, I believe the Democratic leadership will choose one and force other to forget it, behind-the-scenes of course.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2017 02:03 PM (AMIL/)

401 You can fuck up the other rules and not have a ND, but fingering the trigger will eventually get somebody hurt.

Im not saying dont follw the other rules, but modern firearms dont go boom without a finger on the trigger.


You're right. I was caught up in my horror and disgust for a moment but yes, of all the rules of safety he broke, that's the biggest one.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 02:03 PM (ul9CR)

402 Trish browned out her hair. Still looks damned good though.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 02:03 PM (Fmupd)

403 Im not saying dont follw the other rules, but modern firearms dont go boom without a finger on the trigger.

Harrumph!

Posted by: Remmington at June 28, 2017 02:03 PM (1L9V9)

404 No nood is good nood. (Don't nood cocktease, #372.)

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 28, 2017 02:03 PM (nlbfN)

405 Speaking of Czars, did PDT appoint any, or are we done with that bullshit?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 28, 2017 02:03 PM (RQP0C)

406 >>I love O'Keefe's group and work. Perhaps if it gets disseminated far and
wide the MSM will eventually die from lack of viewers, but I don't see
it affecting how FNN conducts its business mission.


Eh, I think the combo of PV type vidoes + being sued could be effective. I would imagine Scarmucci would be interested in those tapes...?
It may force them put the breaks on their worst instincts - which seems to be what the MSM is now operating on - even if it doesn't turn them non-partisan.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 02:03 PM (NOIQH)

407 IMHO..... Keeping the finger off the trigger is THE most important rule of them all.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2017 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

Trigger Discipline then Muzzle Discipline.

I agree that the excuse that "it just went off" is bullshit in 99.999% of NDs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 02:04 PM (wYseH)

408 400 Don't forget Liz Warren, shes loud, waves her arms a lot, and she could beat those war drums with the best of them....

Posted by: Colin at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM (N0UT+)

===

If both Kamala Harris and Cory Booker decide to run in 2020, it will be super-entertaining to watch the the MFM and Democrats puzzle-out which one to support. Kamala has a victim-hood edge on Cory, having lady parts, so maybe it will be no contest.

However, if both tell the Democratic insiders they plan to run, I believe the Democratic leadership will choose one and force other to forget it, behind-the-scenes of course.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2017 02:03 PM (AMIL/)


Booker will be Kamala's VP choice.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 02:04 PM (9TK8E)

409 Maybe it's a Tuber.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 28, 2017 02:01 PM (r5KeJ)

IT'S NAHT A TUUBAH!

Posted by: BignJames at June 28, 2017 02:04 PM (x9c8r)

410 fecal bacteria found in the ice used in iced coffee at UK Starbucks.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 02:02 PM (hMwEB)


Let me tell you something unfortunate about your toothbrush.

And probably your kitchen.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 02:04 PM (wB8Tg)

411 When a coup fails, what typically happens to the losers?

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2017 02:04 PM (uLuPn)

412 " Weirddave and I are having lunch with Alberta Oul Peon."

Tell him we all said Hi, please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 02:04 PM (J+eG2)

413 Excuse me, miss. I asked for the No Shit Latte not an Latte Iced Shit.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 28, 2017 02:05 PM (nlbfN)

414 @Ace - I'm pretty sure Van Jones confessed to New York Times malice there >

Posted by: hoodaticus at June 28, 2017 02:05 PM (vitRc)

415 The series took place in France.They actually sent camera crews there to shoot background footage
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 02:01 PM (lKyWE)



OK, France, Germany, whatever.

Still, in half of the episodes Vic Morrow was tromping through eucalyptus groves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 02:05 PM (SRKgf)

416
Nood.


Russia Russia Russia

Posted by: THIS is CNN at June 28, 2017 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

417 I taught my Godchildren gun safety rules using airsoft guns.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 02:05 PM (wB8Tg)

418 >>fecal bacteria found in the ice used in iced coffee at UK Starbucks.

https://t.co/GdMY3NKgUP



Does it need to be pointed out - Starbucks recent pledge to hire 10,000 people from cultures that likely don't use toilet paper?????

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 02:06 PM (NOIQH)

419 In all realms of probability guns just " don't go off". Fundamental safety rules were broken.
I'm not a nanny- stater, but I often wish that basic firearm safety courses should be required( for some folks, absolutely). I'll shut up now.

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 02:06 PM (mHL0c)

420 "When a coup fails, what typically happens to the losers?"

Ooh! I know this one!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo, mostly English at June 28, 2017 02:07 PM (XBbmm)

421 Nood.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at June 28, 2017 02:05 PM (8XRCm)



Yet MORE fake news.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 02:07 PM (SRKgf)

422 When a coup fails, what typically happens to the losers?

"Treason is a charge invented by winners as an excuse for hanging the losers."

-- shit Ben Franklin said

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 02:07 PM (X6fMO)

423 I think we've passed peak progressive insanity, and are on the way back down the curve to relative normalcy.
========

Meh.

Posted by: Pregnant Man in Portland, OR at June 28, 2017 02:08 PM (vg8iE)

424
They're less than 18 months to the midterms, and they have only a continued string of failure. They're going to have to pull out of this dive and get their numbers and fundraising up, or it could be a major bloodbath. I think Reality has flashed her tits at them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM (oVJmc)


Xer tits! Xer tits!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

425 Has anyone seen DailyKos lately? I read it almost every day for the laughs. They've banned half their membership recently because they don't seem enthused for Hillary! 2020.

The banned should just go to Red Slate or Patterico where they can compete for worst Crazed Unhinged NeverTrump
Simpletons of the universe.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 28, 2017 02:08 PM (y7DUB)

426 What's this mythical nood all about?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 02:08 PM (hMwEB)

427 The point of having multiple rules of safety is that if you screw one up, the others pull you out of the fire.

He had to have broken at least two and probably all three (or all four depending on your catechism).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 02:09 PM (wB8Tg)

428 I think I'm getting food poisoning from this thread.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 02:09 PM (/tuJf)

429 I'm not a nanny- stater, but I often wish that basic firearm safety courses should be required( for some folks, absolutely). I'll shut up now.
Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 02:06 PM (mHL0c)

....

Teach it in schools. Full stop.

They teach bicycle safety for goodness sake. And tell kids not to climb electrical poles.

We have firearms all around us in this nation. The absence of widespread firearms safety instruction is an intentional dereliction of duty on the part of school administrators.

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 02:09 PM (yL25O)

430 Does it need to be pointed out - Starbucks recent pledge to hire 10,000 people from cultures that likely don't use toilet paper?????
========

Hey, it worked for us....wait....

Posted by: Chipotle at June 28, 2017 02:09 PM (vg8iE)

431 but I often wish that basic firearm safety courses should be required
-----------------------------

Some public schools used to teach firearms safety. I attended one such.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 02:09 PM (SsblQ)

432 When a coup fails, what typically happens to the losers?

...

They get a copy of the licensed board game.

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 02:10 PM (yL25O)

433 I think it's the ice supplier - it's UK so 3rd world

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 02:10 PM (hMwEB)

434 The absence of widespread firearms safety instruction is an intentional dereliction of duty on the part of school administrators.
Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 02:09 PM (yL25O)

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Welll......yeah.

How can they say "GUNS ARE DAAANGEROUS" when everybody safely handles them.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at June 28, 2017 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

435 429 I'm not a nanny- stater, but I often wish that basic firearm safety courses should be required( for some folks, absolutely). I'll shut up now.
Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 02:06 PM (mHL0c)

....

Teach it in schools. Full stop.


I'm certainly no nanny-stater either, and I agree.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 02:10 PM (ul9CR)

436 The banned should just go to Red Slate or Patterico where they can compete for worst Crazed Unhinged NeverTrump

Simpletons of the universe.

Or fill in for Insty while he's on vacation.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 28, 2017 02:11 PM (nlbfN)

437 I actually had to take a gun safety course in grade school. I think it was sixth grade because at my school everyone went to a camp for a week and one of the activities was shooting pellet rifles. So we got this super scary and paranoid gun safety course for pellet rifles.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 02:11 PM (4ErVI)

438 Do you and AOP speak in Canadian and talk shit about Weirddave that he can't understand?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 28, 2017 01:57 PM


Dood. They're C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N. They're genetically incapable of being impolite. They couldn't talk shite aboot him if you offered to sing O Canada.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2017 02:11 PM (DMUuz)

439 Teach it in schools. Full stop.
>>>

Will that make all the liberals home school?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 28, 2017 02:11 PM (r5KeJ)

440 Teach it in schools. Full stop.


I'm certainly no nanny-stater either, and I agree.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 02:10 PM (ul9CR)

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If we can teach kids to roll a condom down a banana.... we can teach them how keep it pointed downrange and check a chamber.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at June 28, 2017 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

441 Some public schools used to teach firearms safety. I attended one such.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 02:09 PM (SsblQ)
______


yep, back in the day we had both gun safety and archery classes (long, not cross) as a gym credit, I think we had canoe/boat safety classes in the pool once too.

Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 02:13 PM (UmSfZ)

442 Rush has really kicked the GOP in their collective coochs today. It puts a big smile on my face.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 02:13 PM (l4aLi)

443 The supplier misunderstood when Starbucks asked for something from a major ice-hole.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 28, 2017 02:13 PM (nlbfN)

444
Don't forget Liz Warren, shes loud, waves her arms a lot, and she could beat those war drums with the best of them....

Posted by: Colin at June 28, 2017 01:50 PM


I want to hear her do the drum solo from Inna Gadda Da Vida

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 02:13 PM (IqV8l)

445 When a coup fails, what typically happens to the losers?

...

They get a copy of the licensed board game.
Posted by: Texas Dan


"Hanging With Friends" by Milton Bradley.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 02:13 PM (FeRav)

446 In all honesty .. I think my body is simply "rejecting" the salad. So, not really poisoning.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 02:13 PM (tRLIC)

447 Posted by: THIS is CNN at June 28, 2017 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

Forget it folks, it's fake n00ds.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2017 02:13 PM (AM1GF)

448 Will that make all the liberals home school?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 28, 2017 02:11 PM (r5KeJ)

...

It will make them all demand to opt-out.

Because while teaching kids about how to use condoms and supplying them with the same does NOT lead to more sexual activity among teens, teaching them gun safety WILL lead to more interest in guns.

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 02:15 PM (yL25O)

449 445 When a coup fails, what typically happens to the losers?

...

They get a copy of the licensed board game.
Posted by: Texas Dan


"Hanging With Friends" by Milton Bradley.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 02:13 PM (FeRav)


And then Jenga with stacked up corpses.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 02:15 PM (9TK8E)

450
False Boobs ? ON ACE?

Im po seeb lee

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 02:15 PM (m9X4Y)

451
Hillary 2020! She'll have a new tranny by then!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 02:16 PM (pNxlR)

452 384...

Never point any gun at anything you don't intend to kill. Doesn't matter if it is loaded or empty.

Also I disagree that many cc guns do not have safety's. They do. My Kimber semi autos have manual safeties as does my Colt Mustang. Ruger LC 9's have both a manual and intergrated trigger safety. Smith and Wesson Shields have a manual safety.

Manual safeties are not as prevalent on revolvers due to their design and heavy trigger pull, particularly when they are not cocked.

Safeties are just another layer in helping to prevent accidental discharges. If one ignores all the other rules of safety, the chance of a manual safety saving you or your unintended target are greatly reduced.

I carry with one in the chamber and the safety on. I train by drawing, sweeping the safety off and deciding to fire. In a stress situation, drawing, then trying to rack the slide fully to chamber and round, sweeping the safety and firing takes too long , IMO, and increases the chances I'll go down first.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2017 02:16 PM (tCSTx)

453 I think Reality has flashed her tits at them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 01:24 PM


IIRC, Ms. Winner's ah, elbows, were at best Dunham-class, and likely even less capable.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2017 02:17 PM (DMUuz)

454 438 Do you and AOP speak in Canadian and talk shit about Weirddave that he can't understand?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 28, 2017 01:57 PM

Dood. They're C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N. They're genetically incapable of being impolite. They couldn't talk shite aboot him if you offered to sing O Canada.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2017 02:11 PM (DMUuz)

As another Canuck let me say yep to this. WierdDave could punch one of them in the face and the punched Canadian would apologize. Unless, of course, they were playing hockey at the time.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 28, 2017 02:17 PM (hJrjt)

455 Hillary 2020! She'll have a new tranny by then!




Dana?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 02:17 PM (FeRav)

456 "In all honesty .. I think my body is simply "rejecting" the salad."

Aahhh....no rabbit DNA in ScoggDog

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 02:17 PM (J+eG2)

457 New nood not lying really

Posted by: Bruce at June 28, 2017 02:18 PM (8ikIW)

458 I'm a Glock carrier and I never leave one in the chamber. I've practiced the Israeli draw to the point where it's not an issue.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 02:19 PM (l4aLi)

459 I'm not a nanny- stater, but I often wish that basic firearm safety courses should be required( for some folks, absolutely). I'll shut up now.
Posted by: kraken

_____


if you required gun safety in order to own a gun, you'd be opening pandora's box.

You better believe they would also include psychiatric evaluations, tests, credit reports, political history, etc.

And even if you did have these courses, people would still do dumb things.

Look at driver's license tests that are required and how people actually drive.

Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 02:19 PM (IDhq0)

460 429 I'm not a nanny- stater, but I often wish that basic firearm safety courses should be required( for some folks, absolutely). I'll shut up now.
Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 02:06 PM (mHL0c)

=====

I agree, but it's unlikely to happen. Too many soccer moms and weak-brained Progressives have been programmed to believe that if a gun is within a thousand yards of their child, the child will be spontaneously gunned-down by that evil device. Because guns, not people, kill.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2017 02:19 PM (AMIL/)

461 employees are required to wash their hands after dropping a deuce in customers' coffee.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 28, 2017 02:20 PM (XBbmm)

462 When a coup fails, what typically happens to the losers?
Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2017 02:04 PM


Often, they career-transition to corpsemen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2017 02:20 PM (DMUuz)

463 Also I disagree that many cc guns do not have safety's. They do. My Kimber semi autos have manual safeties as does my Colt Mustang. Ruger LC 9's have both a manual and intergrated trigger safety. Smith and Wesson Shields have a manual safety.



My H&K USP Compact has a safety on it. I never use it.
Chamber loaded.
De-cock lever - de-cocked.
1st round is double action - same as a revolver.
Single action thereafter.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 02:20 PM (FeRav)

464 432
When a coup fails, what typically happens to the losers?



...



They get a copy of the licensed board game.

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 02:10 PM (yL25O)

***
There was a board game back in the 80s I believe called "Junta" - it was awesome. It took place in a fictional banana republic - first all the players voted on who was president. Then the President handed out positions ( minister of security etc.) and distributed all the money in the budget (Mad e up entirely of US financial aid). People took cards, tried to assassinate each other to take power, and/or declare a junta and battle it out. So. Much. Fun.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 28, 2017 02:21 PM (Fb9aZ)

465 "My H&K USP Compact has a safety on it. I never use it.
Chamber loaded.
De-cock lever - de-cocked.
1st round is double action - same as a revolver.
Single action thereafter."

Sounds about like the P-64.

Which has something like a 24 pound trigger pull in DA.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 02:24 PM (J+eG2)

466 CIA: Infested with Liberals?


"What was really amazing about that experience," Markos continued, "was

that every person I talked to [at the CIA], in six months, every single

one of them was a liberal.""

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2017 01:47 PM (UBzPO)

CIA intelligence side always has been liberal. CIA operations side always has been conservative. In 1976 Carl Oglesby published a book called the Yankee and Cowboy War that broadened it outside the CIA, but basically opined that there are two Deep States constantly at odds with each other, a Yankee one with the epicenter being Yale, and a Cowboy one with the epicenter being (at that time) southern California (I would say Texas today). It was an interesting take. Oglesby is a whacko, but just like Alex Jones every once in a while they're right.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at June 28, 2017 02:25 PM (jK8Z7)

467 Off, Helen Thomas sock!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 28, 2017 02:26 PM (jK8Z7)

468 I actually support putting "Keep the gun pointing in a safe direction" as Rule #1.

I know, I know. I was taught trigger discipline as rule #1 too. But consider: muzzle discipline will still keep you safe in the face of (admittedly rare) mechanical failure. And trigger discipline is by far the hardest rule for newbies to remember on the range.

Posted by: Semper Why at June 28, 2017 02:26 PM (9N178)

469 270

It's gonna take the blood of a lot of virgins to have Hillary ready to run in 2020.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 28, 2017 01:38 PM (OZmbA)

========

That will be what it takes to get Bubba to campaign for her.

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2017 02:27 PM (Nfjkc)

470 You need to write a book. I'd buy it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 01:14 PM (PY9jH)

The danger is putting all of Zombie's "adventures" in one place might allow somebody to figure out "her" secret identity.

Which, in the words of the last Boston Brahmin to occupy the White House, "Wouldn't be prudent."

Posted by: Fox2! at June 28, 2017 02:27 PM (mmU7u)

471 I dunno about Kos' trustworthiness regarding his employment history... but I can confirm that there are a hell of a lot of Democrats at the Agency. And a disturbing number of SJWs, too.

It is, after all, a large government agency filled with government employees. Somebody has to staff the EEOC and HR offices and they found some real winners.

Posted by: Semper Why at June 28, 2017 02:28 PM (9N178)

472 if you required gun safety in order to own a gun, you'd be opening pandora's box.



You better believe they would also include psychiatric evaluations, tests, credit reports, political history, etc.



And even if you did have these courses, people would still do dumb things.



Look at driver's license tests that are required and how people actually drive.

Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 02:19 PM (IDhq0)

Almost every American man between 17 and 45 is a member of the Unorganized Militia under 10 USC. Similarly, almost every man is likewise a member of his respective state's militia. There would be no problem whatsoever with requiring firearms training. I would go further and require firearms ownership, and for those unable to afford it, a government-supplied firearm.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 28, 2017 02:29 PM (jK8Z7)

473 This kind of thing is what you get when you embrace the "any means to an end" philosophy.
Or "by any means necessary".
That philosophy turns you in to a liar, maybe even worse.
And they know it.

Posted by: navybrat at June 28, 2017 02:31 PM (w7KSn)

474 The problem is too many irresponsible assholes have guns. I'm not a gun owner myself, but I like the Constitution. Still, from jerkoffs like the above who shot his duaghter in the head from two-feet away exist and guys at work who are gun owners are always talking about their weapons and saying shit like, " If anybody breaks in, their gonna get...." like they can't wait for the opportunity to come. Again, I'm a Constitution guy, so gun people, don't come at me. But there are too many assholes who go out and get guns......because they could.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2017 02:32 PM (7uYFy)

475 Kamala has a victim-hood edge on Cory, having lady parts, so maybe it will be no contest.



However, if both tell the Democratic insiders they plan to run, I
believe the Democratic leadership will choose one and force other to
forget it, behind-the-scenes of course.



Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2017 02:03 PM (AMIL/)



Not so fast. Rumor has it that Corey is part of a fabulous constituency that is very active and well-funded.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 28, 2017 02:34 PM (jK8Z7)

476 I made that sex ed point about teaching gun safety in schools to one of my FB organizational groups during a particularly heated argument. They did not take it well.

I think I finally got it through their head to consider it when I compared today's sex ed to the Bad Old Days before we crammed sex ed into every high school in the nation. Because today kids learn about firearms primarily from entertainment (video games, TV, movies and the internet).

I asked if they would want their kids to grow up learning about sex from Grand Theft Auto and the YouPorn website. Because the equivalent is how we teach firearms safety today.

Posted by: Semper Why at June 28, 2017 02:35 PM (9N178)

477 Liberals are currently building a time machine so they can go back to the days following Trump's victory and erase the words 'fake news' from history.

Has any liberal attack backfired in such a spectacular fashion?

Posted by: Christian Toto at June 28, 2017 02:41 PM (GppXG)

478 I would fully support local governments imposing a requirement that every man between 18 and 65 own a rifle and 200 rounds of ammunition. Every woman is required to own a pistol or shotgun.

High schools teach a year of "militia training". Basic marksmanship, first aid, and how to support local authorities, such as checkpoints, building flood controls, etc. You're unlikely to ever see an invasion of the US, but it's much more likely that the local sheriff will need to call up the local militia to help organize in the case of a natural disaster, or a manhunt.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 28, 2017 02:46 PM (fKWf6)

479 477
Liberals are currently building a time machine so they can go back to
the days following Trump's victory and erase the words 'fake news' from
history.



Has any liberal attack backfired in such a spectacular fashion?

Posted by: Christian Toto at June 28, 2017 02:41 PM (GppXG)
****
They'll never be able to generate that 1.21 gigawatts of power with their Priuses

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 28, 2017 02:47 PM (Fb9aZ)

480 Van Jones: It's a nothingburger, and I know because it takes one to know one.

Posted by: Disappointment's Disowned Daughter, a WaPo Literary Device at June 28, 2017 02:55 PM (wx6iv)

481 146 Jane, you failed to highlight a few terms in your PP presentation that urban progressives won't be familiar with. FIFY."Notice this "farmer" in "Nebraska" "plowing" "his" field with something called a 'tractor.' He most likely has never had a Starbucks Latte Grande or supports Planned Parenthood. Approach these types with caution, with a smile on your face. Use hand sanitizer after shaking hands."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 28, 2017 02:57 PM (zPrD/)

482 Van Jones. Isn't that some type of shoe?

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2017 03:05 PM (HgMAr)

483 One line. But it's a doozy.

Posted by: melanerpes at June 28, 2017 03:09 PM (TPndJ)

484 They'll never be able to generate that 1.21 gigawatts of power with their Priuses


Posted by: Publius Redux at June 28, 2017 02:47 PM


Reminds me of this morning's commute. Two Priuses (Prii?) side by side, slathered in hard left bumper stickers. Two tiny, tiny brains on display.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2017 03:18 PM (p+Wdc)

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