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Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 09:21 AM (FZYNt) 2
I want a Breugel mit a shmear. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:21 AM (mbhDw) 3
The first one is Greater.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 09:21 AM (V2Yro) 4
It's only a model...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:22 AM (0mRoj) 5
third?
Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 09:22 AM (cfHE9) 6
someone should have hired an Engineer
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 09:22 AM (FZYNt) 7
Barad Dum-Dum; population: all suckers Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 09:22 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:22 AM (mbhDw) 9
They remind me of the guy with the puzzles built into his paintings, Escher. I keep expecting staircases that go nowhere.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 09:23 AM (LeI1X) 10
F**k that place in particular.
Posted by: Batman at June 28, 2017 09:23 AM (72PAC) 11
Elmo wants to let all the refugees come to the United States because Elmo like refugees. Refugees are Elmo's friends and Elmo likes friends.
What, my new refugee friends want to throw Bert and Ernie off a roof? That not very nice. Elmo confused now. Posted by: Elmo, the Sesame Street Interloper at June 28, 2017 09:23 AM (ul9CR) 12
I don't understand what you're saying in this post. What language are you speaking?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 09:23 AM (l513m) 13
9 They remind me of the guy with the puzzles built into his paintings, Escher. I keep expecting staircases that go nowhere.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 09:23 AM (LeI1X) I saw M.C. Escher open for M.C. Hammer and then close for him, and then open for him, and then close for him, and then . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:24 AM (mbhDw) 14
Third circuit, the little shop on the left offers delightful craft beers and no man-bun sportin', pencil-legged jean hipsters behind the counter. Worth a visit! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 09:24 AM (pNxlR) 15
8 5 third?
Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 09:22 AM (cfHE9) . . . Bank? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:22 AM (mbhDw) Why 5/3rd? Why not 1 and 2/3rds? This offends my third-grade math sensibilities. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:24 AM (0mRoj) 16
You need to be a cunning linguist to understand this Babel.
Posted by: Elmo, the Sesame Street Interloper at June 28, 2017 09:24 AM (ul9CR) 17
"Journey to Babel": I think I see Spock's parents on the ground in the first one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 09:24 AM (LeI1X) 18
Pieter Bruegel the Elder did a lot of babeling... relatively speaking.
And speaking of babeling, how 'bout that Jim Acosta? I think he done lost his marbles and his shtick. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 28, 2017 09:25 AM (H8S+R) 19
17 "Journey to Babel": I think I see Spock's parents on the ground in the first one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 09:24 AM (LeI1X) Surak Knows Best. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:25 AM (mbhDw) 20
Are those the ships of Tarshish in the harbor?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 09:25 AM (OdK9v) 21
It looks like it wasn't completed. Probably union masons involved.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 09:25 AM (l4aLi) 22
Neville 1967 -- In the 60th plate of his poem, 'Jerusalem,' Blake speaks of the tower of Babel. I am sure you are all familiar with the story of how the tower contained multiple voices so that no one understood the other. Today, even though we and those in Romania, Bulgaria, and Czechoslovakia live in what is referred to as democratic countries, we do not mean the same kind of democracy. To us democracy is based upon the principle of compromise, but not the compromise of principle as they do. So the world is Babel and Blake makes this statement: 'Babel mocks saying, there is no God or Son of God. That thou O Human Imagination, O Divine Body, art all a delusion. But I know thee, O Lord.' (Here Blake calls his own human imagination, 'Lord') saying: 'when thou ariseth upon.' In the morning when Imagination ariseth and the eye awakens, you see the familiar objects about as life itself arises. The world is animated by your human imagination. If it did not return in the morning you would be called dead, for life is nothing more than an activity of imagining. So Blake continues, saying: 'when thou ariseth upon my eyes, even in this dungeon, this iron mill.' You see, Blake saw the physical garment as a dungeon, a mill of iron.
Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 09:26 AM (cfHE9) 23
I thought the Tower of Babel was in DC?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 09:26 AM (SjImc) 24
20 Are those the ships of Tarshish in the harbor?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 09:25 AM (OdK9v) * * No hashish. Maybe cocaine. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 09:26 AM (LeI1X) 25
6 someone should have hired an Engineer
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 09:22 AM (FZYNt) Yeah, because that worked out so well on LV-223. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:26 AM (0mRoj) 26
Now I see why it failed. Soooo many snipers!
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 28, 2017 09:26 AM (9MlEz) 27
Pssst. Any of you guys want to buy a fish?
Posted by: Douglas Adams at June 28, 2017 09:27 AM (xAvrH) 28
That not very nice. Elmo confused now.
Posted by: Elmo, the Sesame Street Interloper at June 28, 2017 09:23 AM (ul9CR) Yeah ... there's a reason we don't let kids make National Policy decisions. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:27 AM (tRLIC) 29
Vas iss los?
Posted by: Schneider at June 28, 2017 09:27 AM (DMUuz) 30
And why is the "little" tower taller than the "great" one?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:28 AM (0mRoj) 31
I can see Baba Looey.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 09:28 AM (/tuJf) 32
First circuit, place opposite the moored watercraft, sells piscatory fare. Sign reads, "Babel Fish, Z. Beeblebrox, Proprietor" Give it a look-see, 'kay? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 09:28 AM (pNxlR) 33
The (Little) Tower Of Babel is an apparent forgery. That one is The (Leaning) Tower Of Babel.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 28, 2017 09:28 AM (H8S+R) 34
Bruegel is great. The second painting is only about 24" x 30". So much detail in a relatively small painting.
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 09:28 AM (7HtZB) 35
They could build a tower like that because back then there were no muslims or airliners.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:29 AM (PXj2C) 36
34 Bruegel is great. The second painting is only about 24" x 30". So much detail in a relatively small painting.
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 09:28 AM (7HtZB) The embiggened rendition is about life size. Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 09:29 AM (7HtZB) 37
wikipedia -- Fifth Third's unusual name is the result of the June 1, 1908, merger of Third National Bank and Fifth National Bank, to become the Fifth-Third National Bank of Cincinnati (the hyphen was later dropped).
Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 09:29 AM (cfHE9) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 09:30 AM (PY9jH) 39
The change in architectural style in the first picture is very clever. Reminds me of the decadence we see around us. 2nd, not so much.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 28, 2017 09:30 AM (9MlEz) 40
They could build a tower like that because back then there were no muslims or airliners.
Nor HOA's Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 09:30 AM (FeRav) 41
Elmo wants to let all the refugees come to the United States because Elmo like refugees. Refugees are Elmo's friends and Elmo likes friends.
What, my new refugee friends want to throw Bert and Ernie off a roof? That not very nice. Elmo confused now. Posted by: Elmo, the Sesame Street Interloper at June 28, 2017 09:23 AM (ul9CR) Just stick to peeking up Katy Perry's skirt, Elmo. That's about your speed. Leave the geopolitical analysis to somebody with something to say, like Oscar the Grouch. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 09:30 AM (X6fMO) 42
Which one did Galileo drop bowling balls from?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:30 AM (PXj2C) 43
30 And why is the "little" tower taller than the "great" one?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:28 AM (0mRoj) Common Core. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 28, 2017 09:30 AM (72PAC) 44
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 09:28 AM (7HtZB)
You could lose days examining the detail in a Dutch painting. It has become a regional trait spanning centuries and many art movements. Van Eyck and the Baroque still-lifers are a good place to start. Posted by: Kris at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (nwqNw) 45
Alternate Title: Frank Gehry, The Early Years
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (PXj2C) 46
love the paintings
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (hMwEB) Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (cfHE9) 48
I always loved that painting as a kid. So clearly unfinished and confused.
Now, looking at it I see all the material staged out for use, and scaffolding in place - Bruegel must have hung around construction sites for his details. The tradition of "high places" also tickled me when I was told about it, it was apparently once a thing for the various intercessors to climb tall pillars and shout requests into the sky - a form of Nearer, My God to Thee as it were. Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (mkDpn) 49
37 wikipedia -- Fifth Third's unusual name is the result of the June 1, 1908, merger of Third National Bank and Fifth National Bank, to become the Fifth-Third National Bank of Cincinnati (the hyphen was later dropped).
Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 09:29 AM (cfHE9) Should've become Fourth National Bank. Or Eighth. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (B+qrE) 51
And speaking of babeling, how 'bout that Jim Acosta? I think he done lost his marbles and his shtick.
As I said yesterday, he's headed for either a full-blown What's the frequency, Kenneth? meltdown or he'll pull a Budd Dwyer. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (X6fMO) 52
42 Which one did Galileo drop bowling balls from?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:30 AM (PXj2C) He just dropped them, to see what condition his condition was in. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (mbhDw) 53
Unlike San Francisco and Seattle, this tower was not built over seismic fault lines. It has that going for it.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 09:32 AM (l4aLi) 54
Sauron saw the paintings and decided that yes indeedy, a tower was the way to go. "Dungeon dwellings get so musty and there simply is no room for a disembodied eye to do what it has to do."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 28, 2017 09:32 AM (hLRSq) 55
It looks like on the first one, someone stopped paying the subs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:32 AM (PXj2C) 56
51 And speaking of babeling, how 'bout that Jim Acosta? I think he done lost his marbles and his shtick.
As I said yesterday, he's headed for either a full-blown What's the frequency, Kenneth? meltdown or he'll pull a Budd Dwyer. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (X6fMO) Does it make me a bad person to hope for the latter? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:33 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2017 09:33 AM (4AVeu) 58
45 Alternate Title: Frank Gehry, The Early Years
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:31 AM (PXj2C) Frank Gehry process: 1) Step on soda can. 2) Pull it back about half way. 3) Hand it to flunky draftsman and create renderings. 4) Profit! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:33 AM (mbhDw) 59
55 It looks like on the first one, someone stopped paying the subs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:32 AM (PXj2C) ICE raided the site. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:33 AM (0mRoj) 60
55 It looks like on the first one, someone stopped paying the subs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:32 AM (PXj2C) OSHA and the unions shut it down. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 09:33 AM (l4aLi) 61
Did you ever wonder how the people of Babel managed to build a tower so high with such primitive technology?
Using materials of the time, any tower that large would have collapsed on it's own weight. I'm not saying it's aliens.... but it's aliens. Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at June 28, 2017 09:33 AM (KUaJL) 62
You've got to look at a Bruegel with a magnifying glass...and that's a good thing.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (RD7QR) 63
Speaking of Chik Fil A in the previous thread, I wish there was a burger version of their franchise.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (hMwEB) 64
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Sauron saw the paintings and decided that yes indeedy, a tower was the way to go. "Dungeon dwellings get so musty and there simply is no room for a disembodied eye to do what it has to do." Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 28, 2017 09:32 AM (hLRSq) Not to mention there is little air movement in dungeons. The reek of Orcs is almost as bad as standing next to Hillary on a hot humid summer day. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (jxbfJ) 65
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I'm not saying it's aliens.... but it's aliens. Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at June 28, 2017 09:33 AM (KUaJL) We call them "undocumented" now. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (mbhDw) 66
All I see is a litany of OSHA violations, cost overruns, and missed deadlines.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (DxWUs) 67
Big fish eat little fish. Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (yshTX) 68
Well we're movin on up, to the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Posted by: George Jefferson at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (FZYNt) 69
Thes two paintings from Babylon clearly show the rise in sea level. This is the earliest record of man made climate change and was caused by mining and drilling in the Middle East, most likely at the behest of American Capitalists.
Posted by: Dr. Michael Mann at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (szCLr) 70
63 Speaking of Chik Fil A in the previous thread, I wish there was a burger version of their franchise.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (hMwEB) Cow-Fil-A? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (0mRoj) 71
63 Speaking of Chik Fil A in the previous thread, I wish there was a burger version of their franchise.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (hMwEB) Meat-Fil-Er. ? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (mbhDw) 72
37 wikipedia -- Fifth Third's unusual name is the result of the June 1, 1908, merger of Third National Bank and Fifth National Bank, to become the Fifth-Third National Bank of Cincinnati (the hyphen was later dropped). Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 09:29 AM (cfHE9) A review of rudimentary rules for adding fractions yielded "Eight Fifteenths National Bank" as the proper moniker. Show your work... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 09:35 AM (pNxlR) 73
66 All I see is a litany of OSHA violations, cost overruns, and missed deadlines.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (DxWUs) It was approved by the British Ministry of Housinge. Grenfell Towers. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:35 AM (mbhDw) Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 28, 2017 09:35 AM (H8S+R) 75
Speaking of Chik Fil A in the previous thread, I wish there was a burger version of their franchise.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (hMwEB) 5 Guys? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 09:35 AM (KUaJL) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 28, 2017 09:36 AM (FZYNt) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:36 AM (mbhDw) 78
And speaking of babeling, how 'bout that Jim Acosta? I think he done lost his marbles and his shtick. As I said yesterday, he's headed for either a full-blown What's the frequency, Kenneth? meltdown or he'll pull a Budd Dwyer. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing He's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 09:36 AM (IqV8l) 79
The group of tenants in the first painting are waiting for someone to invent the elevator.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:36 AM (PXj2C) 80
And why is the "little" tower taller than the "great" one?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:28 AM Lens selection and camera angle. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2017 09:36 AM (DMUuz) 81
Speaking of Chik Fil A in the previous thread, I wish there was a burger version of their franchise.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (hMwEB) Cow-Fil-A? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (0mRoj) 71 63 Speaking of Chik Fil A in the previous thread, I wish there was a burger version of their franchise. Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (hMwEB) Meat-Fil-Er. ? Posted by: J.J. Sefton Whataburger. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 09:36 AM (FeRav) 82
I see Two Towers!
Posted by: Tolkein at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (UbVmJ) 83
Fuck these guys for being industrious.
Posted by: God at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj) 84
5 Guys is ok I guess
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (hMwEB) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (4AVeu) 86
Was there a building code back in those days? Probably not.
Posted by: dantesed at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (88xKn) 87
Googling these images led me to Escher's version of the Tower of Babel, and googling that led me to the illustrations for Borges's "Library of Babel." Check them out.
http://tinyurl.com/y7o6belc Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (7HtZB) 88
Liberal theologians would classify this an an "etymological tale". A tale meant to explain some puzzling fact. Why is there a rainbow? The promise to Noah. Why are there different languages? The Tower of Babel. They also speculate there was a strange rock formation that looked like a woman that inspired the story of Lot's wife, and that the story of Samson killing the Philistines with a donkey's jawbone was inspired by a rocky area resembing a donkey's jawbone.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (xAvrH) 89
37 wikipedia -- Fifth Third's unusual name is the result of the June 1, 1908, merger of Third National Bank and Fifth National Bank, to become the Fifth-Third National Bank of Cincinnati (the hyphen was later dropped).
Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 09:29 AM (cfHE9) 5/3 Bank can eat a bag of dicks. Big, thick, veiny dicks with droopy, hair balls engorged with viscous, chunky man essence. Story Time !!! During the big Stock Market Crash of '08 ... I bought shares of National City Bank. Why ? Because they were still mostly a Deposits Holding institution with very little mortgage holdings. So - immune to the housing bubble. 5/3 used TARP money to buy National City ... and my shares committed seppuku as a result. Thanks 5/3. Thanks W. Thanks TARP. *extends two middle fingers, spins, tells whole world to get bent* Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (tRLIC) 90
79 The group of tenants in the first painting are waiting for someone to invent the elevator.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:36 AM (PXj2C) Otis! My man!!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (mbhDw) 91
86 Was there a building code back in those days? Probably not.
Posted by: dantesed at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (88xKn) *cough* Posted by: Hammurabi at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (PXj2C) 93
Pieter Bruegel the Elder was great. Like others have said, I love the level of detail in the Dutch Masters paintings.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (ZM2xo) 94
They remind me of the guy with the puzzles built into his paintings, Escher. I keep expecting staircases that go nowhere.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2017 09:23 AM (LeI1X) I love looking at them. Going round and around the steps, up and then down. I can spend weeks trying to figure them out. Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (PduNE) Posted by: Boone at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (PXj2C) 96
There wasn't enough government regulation in those days. So the Tower fell. Duh! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (mbhDw) 97
You can see the waste water and sewage outlet at the bottom right. Near the water where the people are swimming.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (l4aLi) 98
Now I see why it failed. Soooo many snipers!
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 28, 2017 09:26 AM (9MlEz) One day he is going to post a painting of a ribauldequin and you all will spend a month counting the snipers Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (mkDpn) 99
That not very nice. Elmo confused now.
Posted by: Elmo, the Sesame Street Interloper Fvck it, muppet. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (Nwg0u) 100
Is whataburger good? the closest one is about a thousand miles away though
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:39 AM (hMwEB) 101
It was approved by the British Ministry of Housinge. Grenfell Towers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:35 AM (mbhDw) Ahh, that explains it, just need to get the green-friendly, sustainable, exterior insulation on. Just don't smoke, rub your feet on carpets, or heat anything above 15 degrees Celsius nearby, and everything should be fine. Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 28, 2017 09:39 AM (DxWUs) 102
97 You can see the waste water and sewage outlet at the bottom right. Near the water where the people are swimming.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (l4aLi) They're in Brazil? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:39 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:39 AM (mbhDw) 104
@ 93 - Agreed. Bruegel and Bosch were amazing.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 28, 2017 09:39 AM (yshTX) 105
Beware the Otis Campbell elevator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 09:40 AM (IqV8l) 106
They needed something to throw gay people off of.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2017 09:40 AM (4AVeu) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 09:40 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 09:40 AM (Nwg0u) 109
100 Is whataburger good? the closest one is about a thousand miles away though
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:39 AM (hMwEB) If you get in your car right now . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:40 AM (mbhDw) 110
81 Speaking of Chik Fil A in the previous thread, I wish there was a burger version of their franchise.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (hMwEB) Cow-Fil-A? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (0mRoj) 71 63 Speaking of Chik Fil A in the previous thread, I wish there was a burger version of their franchise. Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (hMwEB) Meat-Fil-Er. ? Posted by: J.J. Sefton Whataburger. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 09:36 AM (FeRav) -- Beef-Fil-a Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 09:41 AM (G0vdT) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:41 AM (PXj2C) 112
109 100 Is whataburger good? the closest one is about a thousand miles away though
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:39 AM (hMwEB) If you get in your car right now . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:40 AM (mbhDw) And a train leaves the station heading the opposite direction... Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:41 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 09:42 AM (PY9jH) 114
97 You can see the waste water and sewage outlet at the bottom right. Near the water where the people are swimming.
Posted by: Under Fire I though conservatives ruined the environment Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 09:42 AM (FZYNt) 115
I lost count of the snipers.
Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2017 09:42 AM (2z74n) 116
>>Hammurabi at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)
We're not going to start talking about that stupid gorilla again, are we? Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 09:42 AM (/tuJf) 117
*extends two middle fingers, spins, tells whole world to get bent*
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM You are far too young to be so cynical. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2017 09:42 AM (DMUuz) 118
And a train leaves the station heading the opposite direction...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:41 AM (0mRoj) But to get there, the train needs to first travel halfway. And to get to the halfway point, it needs to first go halfway to that point! Posted by: Zeno of Elea at June 28, 2017 09:42 AM (KUaJL) 119
I love Pieter Bruegel the Elder paintings. The details, the palette with the points of bright colors against earth tones, and often a sense of whimsy. They are instructive and illustrative of the peasant lives. I can see some of his works as father to "Night Watch" and other Rembrandt paintings. If Norman Rockwell did crowd scenes, I suspect they would be similar in nature to Bruegel. It's too bad he couldn't illustrate some Lewis Carroll works.
BTW, I prefer the first Tower painting with its greater detail and the way it shows some of the interior. Thanks, as always, CBD. Bruegel's works are just plain fun and interesting. Posted by: JTB at June 28, 2017 09:43 AM (V+03K) 120
I keep expecting staircases that go nowhere. - Like in Pelosi's mind. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 09:40 AM (Nwg0u) The Winchester House would be a perfect asylum for Nancy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 09:43 AM (PY9jH) 121
116 >>Hammurabi at June 28, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)
We're not going to start talking about that stupid gorilla again, are we? Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 09:42 AM (/tuJf) #DicksOutForHammurabi Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:43 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:43 AM (tRLIC) 123
122 109 100 Is whataburger good?
Did not live up to the hype ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:43 AM (tRLIC) Was it a 1 or a 0? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 09:44 AM (KUaJL) 124
We're not going to start talking about that stupid gorilla again, are we?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 09:42 AM (/tuJf) Hammurabi wrote an entire code of law while peeling bananas with his feet. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:44 AM (PXj2C) 125
Hammurabi wrote an entire code of law while peeling bananas with his feet. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:44 AM (PXj2C) Wonder what that penguin would be capable of if he weren't staring at that anime cutout. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 09:45 AM (KUaJL) 126
123 122 109 100 Is whataburger good?
Did not live up to the hype ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:43 AM (tRLIC) Was it a 1 or a 0? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 09:44 AM (KUaJL) What sicko is going to bang a hamburger? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:45 AM (0mRoj) 127
And speaking of babeling, how 'bout that Jim Acosta? I think he done lost his marbles and his shtick.
As I said yesterday, he's headed for either a full-blown What's the frequency, Kenneth? meltdown or he'll pull a Budd Dwyer. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing He's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore. - What, me worry? - Jim Acosta Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 09:46 AM (Nwg0u) 128
Story Time !!!
During the big Stock Market Crash of '08 ... I bought shares of National City Bank. Why ? Because they were still mostly a Deposits Holding institution with very little mortgage holdings. So - immune to the housing bubble. 5/3 used TARP money to buy National City ... and my shares committed seppuku as a result. I did mine the old fashioned way. I took my very first income tax refund and went to J G Edwards and bought 100 shares of Braniff - The Big Red Bird With The Brass Ass at $2/share. Watched it slide to .25 cents a share. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 09:46 AM (FeRav) 129
Owwwwww
Posted by: Loretta Lynch's Shoes at June 28, 2017 09:46 AM (j+dfT) 130
Given how "English speakers" seem to be speaking alien languages to each other these days, this is a most highly topical choice.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2017 09:46 AM (AM1GF) 131
What sicko is going to bang a hamburger?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:45 AM (0mRoj) ---------------------------Some north German women are hot. Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 09:46 AM (SsblQ) 132
What sicko is going to bang a hamburger?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:45 AM (0mRoj) Rule 34. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 09:47 AM (KUaJL) 133
123 122 109 100 Is whataburger good?
Did not live up to the hype ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:43 AM (tRLIC) Was it a 1 or a 0? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 09:44 AM (KUaJL) Honestly ... a 0. I've worked in Houston many times since. Never went back. In all fairness ... I probably eat fast food less than six times a year. Can't stand the shit. Gotta' be starving and in a hurry. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:47 AM (tRLIC) Posted by: Ra's al Ghul at June 28, 2017 09:47 AM (3Pai4) 135
They almost made it.
Posted by: KIM at June 28, 2017 09:47 AM (/y/I/) 136
What sicko is going to bang a hamburger?
Posted by: Insomniac Same sicko that'll bang an apple pie. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 09:47 AM (FeRav) Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 28, 2017 09:47 AM (H8S+R) 138
Is whataburger good?
Did not live up to the hype ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:43 AM (tRLIC) Was it a 1 or a 0? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 09:44 AM (KUaJL) What sicko is going to bang a hamburger? Posted by: Insomniac Just don't look into what's in the "special sauce"... Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2017 09:47 AM (AM1GF) Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 09:48 AM (go17T) Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2017 09:48 AM (WLK0w) Posted by: The Chicken at June 28, 2017 09:49 AM (PXj2C) 142
126 123 122 109 100 Is whataburger good?
Did not live up to the hype ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:43 AM (tRLIC) Was it a 1 or a 0? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 09:44 AM (KUaJL) What sicko is going to bang a hamburger? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:45 AM (0mRoj) Bang mor sammichez Posted by: The Chicken at June 28, 2017 09:49 AM (7HtZB) 143
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 09:38 AM (l4aLi)
At this time, art was used to teach. Dutch painting especially has heavy parable/moral lessons in them, even in the still-lifes. The idea of "art for art's sake" was not worthy of high art. Art had to have a lofty message, a purpose. Even in details like you describe--the open sewer near swimmers--Bruegel may be pointing out the continued folly of Man. The Tower symbolizes human hubris, the sewer our stupidity. Posted by: Kris at June 28, 2017 09:49 AM (nwqNw) 144
Their cigars were pretty good, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot ------ Why don't you pick one up and smoke it sometime? Posted by: Edie Adams at June 28, 2017 09:49 AM (OdK9v) 145
I discovered that Wawa has some low carb options. Breakfast bowl I can get scrambled eggs and bacon or "steak".
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:50 AM (hMwEB) 146
A Morning Devotional from Sainted Nanzi of the Nanny State. And there were in those days many who were young and identified as male and whose chosen pronouns were he/his/him. (This was in the time just after the Golden Age of the reign of Barackenautus the Great; when all knew The Word was "palomino" and Goodness, Righteousness and Tsunamis of Free Stuff poured out of the Temples of DeeCee and filled all the land with Goodness, Righteousness and Tsunamis of Free Stuff. But I repeat myself.) Some were with penis and some were without, but all were male because Behold! This is the miraculous evolution that We of the State had caused to come to pass. (And Biology and Science had nothing to do with it, as had been revealed to us by the Blessed Lysenko. Really!) Yea, verily, and among these males was one who wore the footed jammies and wore them proudly. And his name was Yawn Officer. He was fair and comely to gaze upon and some even went so far as to compare him to the Venerable Trust In True Doe, the fair and beloved footed jammies wearer of the Wilds of Kan-A-Duh and yet another to whom The Word had been revealed. Yawn Officer lived in the unclean, uncouth and uncivilized land called Georgia in a District called "The Sixth", or close enough thereunto, for the Lines that separated the unclean land of Georgia into Districts ran hither and yon without let, hinderance or reason and their true locations confused him mightily. But in his heart of hearts, Yawn Officer knew he was of "The Sixth" and said he this many times over, until the numbers of the times he said it rivaled the numbers of stars seated in the firmament above Gaia. And Yawn Officer was keeping himself clean, chaste and apart for She Who Would Become Doctor. And he dwelt in her basement in a District in the unclean land of Georgia that may or may not have been called "The Sixth". Irrespective of any of that, Yawn Officer declared his heart and goodness ached for "The Sixth" and besides, he really, really had dwelt therein before and would come to do so again (count on it), as soon as She Who Would Become Doctor got her act together and would truly become Doctor (and thereby cause to come to pass the prophecy, "The footed One shall bestir Himself and come out of the Place called Basement and stride to and fro about the land, bestowing Goodness, Righteousness and Tsunamis of Free Stuff.") And Lo! one day Yawn Officer felt the call, and (after he dealt with that) he spake and said these words, "Hear me, People of the District called 'The Sixth'! My calling is to fleece... er, I mean... to serve You, all of you, whether you refer to yourself as he, xe, she, xer or whatever strikes your fancy at this time! Feeling thus, I am duty bound to seek the office of your Congressnoun and thereby offer up for You, all I can do to bestow Goodness, Righteousness and Tsunamis of Free Stuff upon this fair District. And so, I run!" But the People paid Yawn Officer no mind and changed the channel with the device called "Remote". Here endeth this Morning Devotional from Sainted Nanzi of the Nanny State. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 09:50 AM (hDJhc) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:50 AM (mbhDw) 148
Liberal theologians would classify this an an "etymological tale". A tale meant to explain some puzzling fact. Why is there a rainbow? The promise to Noah. Why are there different languages? The Tower of Babel. They also speculate there was a strange rock formation that looked like a woman that inspired the story of Lot's wife, and that the story of Samson killing the Philistines with a donkey's jawbone was inspired by a rocky area resembing a donkey's jawbone.
- Pelosi was created when a rattlesnake mated with a pile of bullshit. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 09:51 AM (Nwg0u) 149
I discovered that Wawa has some low carb options. Breakfast bowl I can get scrambled eggs and bacon or "steak".
Oh yeah. I had "steak" once. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 09:51 AM (PXj2C) 150
What sicko is going to bang a hamburger?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 09:45 AM (0mRoj) I'm too sick to find the link, but did you hear about the McDonald's ad executives who came up with "I'd Hit It" as a burger slogan and had to have explained to them what it meant? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 09:51 AM (X6fMO) 151
"Wawa," George Harrison, 1970 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:51 AM (mbhDw) 152
I think the Tower of Babel is a good cautionary tale for humanity right now. Seems we're pretty big for our britches these days and there are lots of ways for it to all come tumbling down.
Posted by: mx4 at June 28, 2017 09:52 AM (ZwAKQ) 153
No Jump!
Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 09:52 AM (UmSfZ) 154
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.
Posted by: Robert Plant at June 28, 2017 09:52 AM (4AVeu) 155
I've read through this entire thread and I can't understand a word that any of you are saying.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 28, 2017 09:52 AM (mvenn) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 28, 2017 09:53 AM (u82oZ) 157
Just stick to peeking up Katy Perry's skirt, Elmo.
Elmo listen to you and Elmo do that. Katy Perry is Elmo's friend. I see something red and furry up there. Hey, it looks just like Elmo! Posted by: Elmo, the Sesame Street Interloper at June 28, 2017 09:53 AM (ul9CR) 158
I've read through this entire thread and I can't understand a word that any of you are saying.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 28, 2017 09:52 AM (mvenn) ____ Have you considered slipping a guppy into your ear canal? Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 09:54 AM (UmSfZ) 159
That would be an excellent 3d cad project for makerbot-type printing...
Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 09:54 AM (TppKb) 160
I've read through this entire thread and I can't understand a word that any of you are saying.
Posted by: Muldoon Hang on a sec... /inserts small fish into Muldoon's ear ...OK, try it now. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2017 09:55 AM (AM1GF) 161
I think the Tower of Babel is a good cautionary tale for humanity right now.
_______________________________________ Actually, everything is a good cautionary tale for humanity right now. Posted by: Metaphysical Siddharta Gautama at June 28, 2017 09:55 AM (4AVeu) 162
/fistbumps IP
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2017 09:55 AM (AM1GF) 163
The problem is if you look up Katy Perry skirt you realize Russell Brand was there and then you start screaming and running away
Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 09:55 AM (TppKb) 164
Because aside from a couple restaurants there's probably no where Russell Brand's been that you want to be
Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 09:56 AM (TppKb) Posted by: Ernie Kovacs at June 28, 2017 09:56 AM (IqV8l) 166
I see that United stepped on their dicks again.
Plane sitting at gate for two hours in Denver. Heat wave at the time. Cabin gets hot. 4 month old strokes out from heat. Somebody shoulda' told the kid ... "In a 9/11 world, when the crew says suck it up - you suck it up". Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:57 AM (tRLIC) 167
It might even be troublesome to pee in the same toilet that Russell Brand has ever peed in.
Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 09:57 AM (TppKb) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:57 AM (mbhDw) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 09:57 AM (MINbv) 170
I keep expecting staircases that go nowhere.
- Like in Pelosi's mind. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ----- Uh... Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 28, 2017 09:58 AM (8b+oT) 171
These paintings are great, but Bruegel's The Wedding Dance is a moron painting for sure.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 28, 2017 09:58 AM (G8B7r) 172
Great minds Cavil.. easily entertained, but great minds nonetheless.
Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 09:58 AM (UmSfZ) 173
105 Beware the Otis Campbell elevator.
* * "Otis? Otis, it's not that I don't trust you, but . . . I don't trust you, Otis. What'd you do?" Posted by: Lex Luthor at June 28, 2017 09:59 AM (LeI1X) 174
LOL. Just perused Newsbusters. Brian "The Thumb" Stelter sez CNN's critics are "anti-journalism" and "push hatred."
Keep doing that thing you do to the chicken, Brian. Bless your heart. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 09:59 AM (PY9jH) 175
Plane sitting at gate for two hours in Denver. Heat wave at the time. Cabin gets hot. 4 month old strokes out from heat.
Why in the hell would a plane be sitting at the gate for 2 hours with passengers on board, that's ridiculous Oh wait they don't burn fuel sitting at the gate do they? Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 10:00 AM (TppKb) 176
163 The problem is if you look up Katy Perry skirt you realize Russell Brand was there and then you start screaming and running away
Posted by: JEM you can look, but don't touch Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 10:00 AM (FZYNt) 177
You're just jelly you can't be immortal. Don't hate.
Posted by: Ra's al Ghul at June 28, 2017 09:47 AM (3Pai4) I banged your daughter. Posted by: Batman at June 28, 2017 10:00 AM (72PAC) 178
147 Mariah Carey in love with the State of Israel. Good for her. At Breitbart. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:50 AM (mbhDw) Forgot some lyrics again, did she? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 10:00 AM (hDJhc) 179
169 and my shares committed seppuku as a result"
Want to trade my old GM portfolio? Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 09:57 AM (MINbv) Sounds like you, me, and rick oughta' start a Stock Market Club. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 10:00 AM (tRLIC) 180
The problem is if you look up Katy Perry skirt you realize Russell Brand was there and then you start screaming and running away
Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 09:55 AM (TppKb) It's like looking up Dita Von Teese's skirt and realizing Marilyn Manson was there. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 10:00 AM (X6fMO) 181
Barad Dum-Dum; population: all suckers
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 09:22 AM (pNxlR) I was thinking city of Minas Troney, from Bored of the Rings. The full-rigged ships in the harbor are a tad anachronistic for a painting depicting Biblical events. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2017 10:01 AM (XUcIQ) 182
171,
The safety dance. .. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 10:01 AM (MINbv) 183
I see that United stepped on their dicks again.
Plane sitting at gate for two hours in Denver. Heat wave at the time. Cabin gets hot. 4 month old strokes out from heat. If you leave a kid in a hot airplane, you're to stoopid to have passengers. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 10:01 AM (FeRav) 184
What sicko is going to bang a hamburger?
Posted by: Insomniac ----- I wish I'd read this before starting my restaurant chain. Posted by: Fuck-A-Burger CEO at June 28, 2017 10:02 AM (8b+oT) 185
Plane sitting at gate for two hours in Denver. Heat wave at the time. Cabin gets hot. 4 month old strokes out from heat.
_______________________________________ It's okay. No problem. They'll just give him a $250 coupon for his next flight with United. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2017 10:02 AM (4AVeu) 186
I learned on Fox this morning that the Dems have a consultant now (woman, natch) to educate them on reaching out to Americans in flyover country.
Unreal. It's like they're taking a class on a foreign language. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 10:03 AM (PY9jH) 187
I wish I'd read this before starting my restaurant chain.
Posted by: Fuck-A-Burger CEO this is WAR Posted by: Burger Fuckers Inc. at June 28, 2017 10:03 AM (FZYNt) 188
Most Whataburgers are excellent, but a few places suck
The one closest to me is like that Their burgers look like they were assembled by playing horseshoes with the ingredients. Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 10:03 AM (NyJwR) 189
I realize this question belonged on the previous thread but here goes. Would it not be an extremely serious crime if Dick Durbin received emails from the would-be assassin describing his plans to murder Republicans?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 28, 2017 10:03 AM (nBr1j) 190
John Lewis: 'To be Able to Vote Must be as Easy as Getting a Clean Glass of Water' http://tinyurl.com/ybgdusja Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:03 AM (IqV8l) 191
Sounds like you, me, and rick oughta' start a Stock Market Club."
Yeah. Just as good as the Buggy old ladies stock club... remember that farce? Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 10:03 AM (MINbv) 192
189 I realize this question belonged on the previous thread but here goes. Would it not be an extremely serious crime if Dick Durbin received emails from the would-be assassin describing his plans to murder Republicans?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods Not as serious as Sarah Palin making a map... Posted by: NYT at June 28, 2017 10:04 AM (FZYNt) 193
Plane sitting at gate for two hours in Denver. Heat wave at the time. Cabin gets hot. 4 month old strokes out from heat.
What did I say last time? "Do you want more regulations? Because this is how you get more regulations..." I D I O T S. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2017 10:04 AM (AM1GF) 194
Their burgers look like they were assembled by playing horseshoes with the ingredients.
>>> Eh close enough. Posted by: Whataburger Employee at June 28, 2017 10:04 AM (r5KeJ) 195
I hope ace hasn't forgotten the JoeMika music video. *rubs hands together in hopeful anticipation*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 10:04 AM (PY9jH) 196
Unbeknownst to many a moron, the Tower of Babel was the world's first low-income highrise.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 28, 2017 10:05 AM (u4Hys) 197
Why in the hell would a plane be sitting at the gate for 2 hours with passengers on board, that's ridiculous
Oh wait they don't burn fuel sitting at the gate do they? ______________________________________ Because under the FAA statistics, a plane is considered "departed" when the cabin door is closed. It's crazy. To me, departed means when your wheels are up. The airlines try to make sure they close that door at the scheduled departure time to appear they are the "on-time" experts. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2017 10:05 AM (4AVeu) 198
The airlines try to make sure they close that door at the scheduled departure time to appear they are the "on-time" experts.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot it's not rocket science Posted by: Mussolini at June 28, 2017 10:06 AM (FZYNt) 199
* crumples up and throws away franchising plans for 'One-Buck-A-Fuck-Chuck' chain of combination burger joints and houses of ill repute * Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 10:06 AM (hDJhc) 200
Unbeknownst to many a moron, the Tower of Babel was the world's first low-income highrise.
Kinda looks like Cabrini Green. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 10:08 AM (FeRav) 201
yeesh..did the four month old make it? honestly i would have pitched a fit, insisted they let us out, gotten violent if i had to so the cops would be called and my family would have been thrown out of that flight and escorted out of the plane. but at least my kid would be out of that plane.
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 10:08 AM (gcme+) 202
Why is it that when I look at this tower I think of the high-rise in the most recent Judge Dredd movie?
Posted by: Kris at June 28, 2017 10:09 AM (nwqNw) 203
The House Obama built.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 28, 2017 10:09 AM (r5KeJ) 204
>>Why in the hell would a plane be sitting at the gate for 2 hours with passengers on board, that's ridiculous
We were coming back from the Virgin Islands years ago, long before 9/11. We were leaving from St. Thomas on a typical smoking hot day, everybody loaded on the plane and then we were told their were mechanical problems. Sat on the tarmac cooking in that tin can for over 3 hours with no a/c but at least they opened the cabin door which did squat. Nobody was allowed off under threat of being kicked off the flight. It got pretty stinky after a while. Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 10:09 AM (/tuJf) 205
180 The problem is if you look up Katy Perry skirt you realize Russell Brand was there and then you start screaming and running away
Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 09:55 AM (TppKb) It's like looking up Dita Von Teese's skirt and realizing Marilyn Manson was there. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 10:00 AM (X6fMO) WHere Manson has been > Where Brandt has been Posted by: CDC at June 28, 2017 10:10 AM (mtGE/) 206
Heard a report on NPR yesterday saying we should take the negative reports on Venezuela with a grain of salt because they are coming from anti Chavista forces and therefore not to be trusted.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:10 AM (IqV8l) 207
Thanks, CBD. Fascinating painting to study. Structure, color, movement -- all without being too 'busy'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 28, 2017 10:10 AM (MIKMs) 208
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* crumples up and throws away franchising plans for 'One-Buck-A-Fuck-Chuck' chain of combination burger joints and houses of ill repute * Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 10:06 AM (hDJhc) Hey now, don't give up. Back in college there were some (usually drunk) guys trying to figure out how to make a 'bar-kery' work. One half bakery during the day, other half hopping bar at night giving out leftover scrumptious baked goods. And upstairs at all times a brothel. Still say it would have made millions. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 28, 2017 10:10 AM (72PAC) 209
United Air was waiting for the pilot to sober up before takeoff?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:11 AM (l4aLi) 210
* crumples up and throws away franchising plans for 'One-Buck-A-Fuck-Chuck' chain of combination burger joints and houses of ill repute *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 10:06 AM (hDJhc) Yes. Especially never have a house of ill-repute on the second story over top of a legitimate business. The f_cking overhead will kill ya. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 28, 2017 10:11 AM (PduNE) 211
Pieter the Eldar wasn't the only one who painted it in excruciating detail.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marten_van_Valckenborch Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2017 10:11 AM (VdICR) 212
Unbeknownst to many a moron, the Tower of Babel was the world's first low-income highrise. Just wait until the refrigerator explodes. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:11 AM (IqV8l) 213
206 Heard a report on NPR yesterday saying we should take the negative reports on Venezuela with a grain of salt because they are coming from anti Chavista forces and therefore not to be trusted. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:10 AM (IqV8l) And NPR was broadcasting that from the Socialist Paradise that is Caracas, yes? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 10:12 AM (hDJhc) 214
Sat on the tarmac cooking in that tin can for over 3 hours with no a/c
but at least they opened the cabin door which did squat. Nobody was allowed off under threat of being kicked off the flight. ===== Every year, how many stories of hot car deaths? Posted by: mustbequantum at June 28, 2017 10:12 AM (MIKMs) 215
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 09:57 AM (tRLIC)
Hope the baby recovers. This is why I made sure that when Middlest and Littlest Kidlets come back from visiting their grandparents they will be flying SouthWest. At 13 and 15 I figured that having United bump one or the other, because who could do anything about it, was way too likely. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2017 10:13 AM (sEDyY) 216
The ship builders were certainly ahead of their time.
Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2017 10:13 AM (yOqwj) 217
Yes. Especially never have a house of ill-repute on the second story over top of a legitimate business. The f_cking overhead will kill ya.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman It's also best not to ask about the meat in the burger joint when there's a barber shop upstairs. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2017 10:14 AM (AM1GF) 218
Heard a report on NPR yesterday saying we should take the negative reports on Venezuela with a grain of salt because they are coming from anti Chavista forces and therefore not to be trusted.
Since Mrs. Circa is originally FROM Venezuela and knows more than a little about current events, NPR can kiss my ass. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:14 AM (B+qrE) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2017 10:15 AM (fceHP) 220
Interesting paintings. They do look like Escher works. I'd hate to get lost in one of those.
Incidentally, if you noticed our countdown clock on the sidebar was off, it has now been fixed. The cob who put it up was a Womyn's Studies major at a well-known left coast college that's frequently in the news, and math isn't xir strong suit. Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 10:15 AM (1O9i3) 221
209 United Air was waiting for the pilot to sober up before takeoff? Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:11 AM (l4aLi) Should have taken on the Aeroflot rules. For most airlines, it's 24 hours from bottle to throttle. For Aeroflot, pilots are STRICTLY prohibited from drinking within 24 feet of the aircraft. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2017 10:15 AM (XWkhW) 222
Did anyone watch the big 'Russia' story on CNN last night? What was up with that one.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 28, 2017 10:16 AM (MIKMs) 223
Nobody was allowed off under threat of being kicked off the flight.
It got pretty stinky after a while. Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 10:09 AM (/tuJf) You are a more patient man than me. I would have got off. This "do as I say or else" shit out of a fucking sky-bartender is getting pretty damn thin with me. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 10:16 AM (tRLIC) 224
United Air was waiting for the pilot to sober up before takeoff?
The great James Gregory: "Just tell the flight attendants that you'll be having whatever the pilots are drinking." Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:17 AM (B+qrE) 225
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:03 AM (IqV8l)
Perhaps he is ignorant of just how much work makes getting a clean glass of water possible? Probably just being disingenuous, but stupidity is another option as well. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2017 10:17 AM (sEDyY) 226
United saga reminds me of my daughters school district. earlier this year when she was pretty sick with seizures and tics and what not, she missed school due to hospitalization, UCLA trips to the ped neurologist, etc. School was tolerant of the absences for a while but starting bugging us to send her back to school - she is special ed and they are trained to handles seizures (or so they say) - they could take legal action against parents who deny education to their kids, yadda yadda. So against my better judgement i sent her one day, only for the school to call me at about 10 am to pick her up coz she had an episode and they are not equipped to handle it. i was spitting mad; a sp ed lawyer then told me that it is all about attendance for them, if she is there when they school bell rings her attendance counts and they keep their percentages up and maintain funding. gotta love Cali public school system.
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 10:17 AM (gcme+) 227
Back in college there were some (usually drunk) guys trying to figure out how to make a 'bar-kery' work. One half bakery during the day, other half hopping bar at night giving out leftover scrumptious baked goods. And upstairs at all times a brothel. Still say it would have made millions. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 28, 2017 10:10 AM (72PAC) The creme filling on that danish looks awfully suspicious...... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2017 10:17 AM (XWkhW) 228
Since Mrs. Circa is originally FROM Venezuela and knows more than a little about current events, NPR can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:14 AM (B+qrE) Shocking that Pravda West is siding with the commie turds. Posted by: Captain Hate at June 28, 2017 10:18 AM (y7DUB) 229
Oh gosh, that story about the baby on the United flight is just horrible. Absolutely awful. Those poor parents.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 10:18 AM (1O9i3) 230
still reeling from the ISIS link belowdecks.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 28, 2017 10:18 AM (JGcit) 231
218 Since Mrs. Circa is originally FROM Venezuela and knows more than a little about current events, NPR can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:14 AM It defies common sense. It's been 3 years or more ago the ex-pats started sending care packages of toilet paper and other necessities to Venezuela. And NPR thinks it gotten better from that? Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 28, 2017 10:19 AM (G8B7r) 232
There's a pic of the Democrat that is allegedly planning to run against Paul Ryan over at Drudge.
I get the "I know what penis tastes like" vibe from him. Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 28, 2017 10:19 AM (vg8iE) 233
Crooked.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 10:20 AM (J+eG2) 234
232 There's a pic of the Democrat that is allegedly planning to run against Paul Ryan over at Drudge.
I get the "I know what penis tastes like" vibe from him. Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 28, 2017 10:19 AM (vg8iE) The Democratic challenger or Ryan? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 10:21 AM (KUaJL) Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 28, 2017 10:21 AM (vg8iE) 236
234 232 There's a pic of the Democrat that is allegedly planning to run against Paul Ryan over at Drudge.
I get the "I know what penis tastes like" vibe from him. Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 28, 2017 10:19 AM (vg8iE) The Democratic challenger or Ryan? Posted by: joe Yes Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 10:21 AM (FeRav) Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2017 10:22 AM (yOqwj) 238
>>You are a more patient man than me. I would have got off.
Maybe. I was kind of interested in getting home after 2 weeks and not waiting until the next day to pay for a new ticket. Not that many options leaving St Thomas back then. Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 10:22 AM (/tuJf) 239
231 218 Since Mrs. Circa is originally FROM Venezuela and knows more than a little about current events, NPR can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:14 AM It defies common sense. It's been 3 years or more ago the ex-pats started sending care packages of toilet paper and other necessities to Venezuela. And NPR thinks it gotten better from that? Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 28, 2017 10:19 AM (G8B7r) My massage therapist left Venezuela seven years. She is very happy, very happy, to not be living there anymore. I trust her opinion more than that of a brain- and soul-damaged NPR reporter. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 28, 2017 10:23 AM (nBr1j) 240
Something about women riding pigs, blah blah blah...
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 10:23 AM (XMDuf) 241
If Venezuela gets a real clean house coup,
Trump should send a strong Milton Friedman type to help them reorganize the economy like Chile. Then sit back and watch the prosperity happen. At some point, it'll dawn on the numbskulls in South America that capitalism and the free market is the way to go Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 10:23 AM (NyJwR) 242
Heard a report on NPR yesterday saying we should take the negative reports on Venezuela with a grain of salt because they are coming from anti Chavista forces and therefore not to be trusted.
Meanwhile the Venezuelans would love to have that grain of salt to season their pets and possibly their neighbors as they eat them Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 10:23 AM (TppKb) 243
Apparently John McEnroe is now in trouble for stating an obvious fact....
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 10:23 AM (rmVvL) 244
Apparently John McEnroe is now in trouble for stating an obvious fact....
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 10:23 AM (rmVvL) ======== The very same fact that Serena Williams HERSELF stated in 2013. Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 28, 2017 10:24 AM (vg8iE) 245
232 There's a pic of the Democrat that is allegedly planning to run against Paul Ryan over at Drudge.
I hope he wins. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:25 AM (l4aLi) 246
Apparently John McEnroe is now in trouble for stating an obvious fact....
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 10:23 AM (rmVvL) He was on The Radio here in the NYC area yesterday and did not seem to concerned...oh and he was oc course 100% correct Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 10:25 AM (SjImc) 247
238 >>You are a more patient man than me. I would have got off.
Maybe. I was kind of interested in getting home after 2 weeks and not waiting until the next day to pay for a new ticket. Not that many options leaving St Thomas back then. Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 10:22 AM (/tuJf) I get that. How many pairs of flip-flops did you take ? Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 10:25 AM (tRLIC) 248
Apparently John McEnroe is now in trouble for stating an obvious fact.... Posted by: steevy Facts be racist and sexist and homophobic and... Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:25 AM (IqV8l) 249
It's the Tower of Power!
Posted by: Anal Roberts Schuller at June 28, 2017 10:25 AM (xAvrH) 250
We were coming back from the Virgin Islands years ago, long before 9/11. We were leaving from St. Thomas on a typical smoking hot day, everybody loaded on the plane and then we were told their were mechanical problems.
Sat on the tarmac cooking in that tin can for over 3 hours with no a/c but at least they opened the cabin door which did squat. Nobody was allowed off under threat of being kicked off the flight. It got pretty stinky after a while. Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 10:09 AM (/tuJf) The first time I went to Jamaica was back in the late 80's. Coming home we got delayed and sat on the tarmac, because the horde of retards from Jamaica that boarded decided to sit wherever they felt like it, and a shit ton of other passengers were trying to get into their rightful seats. They flight attendants basically had to reseat most of the plane, and it was big plane with a bunch of seats across. Then the plane realized it didn't have enough meals, so we sat for another period of time on the tarmac...in the sun....in Jamaica...in the sun. yup, lots of sun. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 10:25 AM (aMlLZ) 251
There was a horrible story I saw on the local news (not sure where it happened, but not here) about a 24 y.o. "mother" who punished her 2 y.o. daughter and 16 m.o. son for getting in the family car.
She shut them up in it, went in the house and smoked a joint, and took a two hour nap. When she went out and discovered them unresponsive in the hot car, she broke a window to make it look like they had locked themselves in. Police didn't buy the bitch's story. I won't even express what I think they should do to this egg donor. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 10:26 AM (PY9jH) 252
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 10:17 AM (gcme+)
What's sad is that a *lot* of schools are like that. Our "really great" school district south of Houston with the 8 out of 10 NCLB rating? Yeah. All about butts in the seats at bell time for that sweet, sweet federal cash. And we pay thousands in property taxes for the privilege of being in the district. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2017 10:26 AM (sEDyY) Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 10:26 AM (3myMJ) 254
There's a pic of the Democrat that is allegedly planning to run against Paul Ryan over at Drudge.
I hope he wins. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:25 AM (l4aLi) And you think as bad as Ryan is a Democrat would better? Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 10:26 AM (SjImc) 255
One half bakery during the day...
In my olde bailiwick, there was a former Hostess bakery plant that had been converted into a grant-funded community mental health facility. Everybody called it the "Half-Bakery." Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 28, 2017 10:26 AM (H5rtT) 256
Back in college there were some (usually drunk) guys trying to figure out how to make a 'bar-kery' work.
___________________ There used to be a barkery near me. Sold dog treats. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 28, 2017 10:26 AM (nS5LK) 257
Meh.
In all honesty, Paul Ryan needs to lose. Preferably in the primary But in the general while the number of Rs in the House grows would also send a nice message Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 10:26 AM (NyJwR) 258
There used to be a barkery near me.
Sold dog treats. Posted by: TrivialPursuer liked it doggy style? Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 10:27 AM (FZYNt) 259
There's a pic of the Democrat that is allegedly planning to run against Paul Ryan over at Drudge.
I get the "I know what penis tastes like" vibe from him. Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 28, 2017 10:19 AM (vg8iE) -------------------------------------- Matched with the Paul Ryan gym boy persona, I expect the district to be enveloped in a penetrating contest. Of course the dem is presented as a steel worker (for the blue color vote) and will be up against the former driver of the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. A contest for the ages. Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 10:28 AM (SsblQ) 260
Conversation I just had on Twitter:
Her: Trump lies constantly Me: Like what? Her: Here's a list from the NYT Me: NYT has to retract stories constantly. Disagreeing with left isn't a "lie." You have nothing then? Her: Here's another NYT story Me: NYT isn't a credible source. How hard is this for you? Who is Crowdstrike? Her: Doesn't matter. Me: So you're just a parrot Her: You watch Hannity Me: I don't watch the idiot box. Do you know what primary sources are? Her: Another link to the NYT Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:28 AM (wQp4D) 261
Heard a report on NPR yesterday saying we should
take the negative reports on Venezuela with a grain of salt because they are coming from anti Chavista forces and therefore not to be trusted. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:10 AM (IqV8l) Wow. That is truly stupid. Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2017 10:28 AM (mkDpn) 262
Thank goodness McEnroe didn't apologize.
That's all that's needed. Refusal to be cowed by the PC crew. Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 10:28 AM (3myMJ) 263
All about butts in the seats at bell time for that sweet, sweet federal cash. And we pay thousands in property taxes for the privilege of being in the district. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette They probably complain about lack of funds. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:29 AM (IqV8l) Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 28, 2017 10:29 AM (H5rtT) 265
Matched with the Paul Ryan gym boy persona, I expect the district to be enveloped in a penetrating contest. Phrasing Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:30 AM (IqV8l) Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:30 AM (l4aLi) 267
liked it doggy style?
______________ Apparently nobody liked it much. Went out of business after about a year. Hard to imagine there is not a bigger demand for fresh-baked dog treats, isn't it? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 28, 2017 10:30 AM (nS5LK) 268
Matched with the Paul Ryan gym boy persona, I expect the district to be enveloped in a penetrating contest. Of course the dem is presented as a steel worker (for the blue color vote) and will be up against the former driver of the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. A contest for the ages.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 10:28 AM (SsblQ) The guy is a left wing democrat against the right to work and for Fredocare and against PDT. HE is NOT the answer to Ryan Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 10:30 AM (SjImc) 269
Seriously how hard can it be to make dog treats?
When my son, between jobs, worked at Petco, he was constantly having to explain to people that their animals shouldn't go vegetarian, esp cats. You want to kill your cat? Also, "gluten" isn't "bad for you" if you don't have a problem. Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:31 AM (wQp4D) 270
And you think as bad as Ryan is a Democrat would be better?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 10:26 AM (SjImc) Better to have the enemy out and fighting you than the ally who'll knife you in the back, I suppose. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 10:31 AM (1mME9) 271
It seems all fine with the only casualties a few bit and bytes, but then the real fighting begins.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 10:32 AM (SsblQ) 272
Ryan wouldn't be a problem if he didn't have power
But he does so... Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 10:32 AM (NyJwR) 273
241 If Venezuela gets a real clean house coup, Trump should send a strong Milton Friedman type to help them reorganize the economy like Chile. Then sit back and watch the prosperity happen. At some point, it'll dawn on the numbskulls in South America that capitalism and the free market is the way to go Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 10:23 AM (NyJwR) They already had the example of Pinochet, who almost single-handedly dragged Chile into prosperity and for his efforts was excoriated as a bloodthirsty tyrant......except that he only whacked out less than 4000 people (the vast majority of which were killed in the first year of his rule). Doesn't make him a saint, far from it, but let's face it, 4000 dead over 20 years isn't even a blip on the screen. Especially when compared to the normal communist bloodbaths. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (XWkhW) 274
Listening to the FAIR's "feet to the fire" on the radio right now. Amazing stuff. Richard Valmar talking right now about RICO and how America's culture shouldn't glorify bad guys.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (G8B7r) 275
Obligate carnivore means something, and no amount of wishing makes it go away.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (mkDpn) 276
260 Conversation I just had on Twitter:
Her: Trump lies constantly Me: Like what? Her: Here's a list from the NYT Me: NYT has to retract stories constantly. Disagreeing with left isn't a "lie." You have nothing then? Her: Here's another NYT story Me: NYT isn't a credible source. How hard is this for you? Who is Crowdstrike? Her: Doesn't matter. Me: So you're just a parrot Her: You watch Hannity Me: I don't watch the idiot box. Do you know what primary sources are? Her: Another link to the NYT Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:28 AM (wQp4D) At least you got the NYT. The Lefties I know would have just spammed Mother Jones links nonstop. Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (XMDuf) 277
Better to have the enemy out and fighting you than the ally who'll knife you in the back, I suppose.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 10:31 AM (1mME9) No not really. Just never turn your back on Ryan. I wouldn't. Put pushing a left winger ain't the way to go, unless you want to cut off your nose to spite your face Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (SjImc) 278
Apparently nobody liked it much. Went out of business after about a year.
Hard to imagine there is not a bigger demand for fresh-baked dog treats, isn't it? Posted by: TrivialPursuer Bing "Three Dog Bakery". Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 10:34 AM (FeRav) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 10:35 AM (MINbv) 280
272 Ryan wouldn't be a problem if he didn't have power
But he does so... Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 10:32 AM (NyJwR) Nehlen says he will run against St. Paulie Girl again. I sent him a $100 last week. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:35 AM (l4aLi) 281
When my son, between jobs, worked at Petco, he was constantly having to explain to people that their animals shouldn't go vegetarian, esp cats. You want to kill your cat? Also, "gluten" isn't "bad for you" if you don't have a problem.
___________________ Yeah, people are silly. Your dog doesn't want a freshly-baked cupcake with cutesy paw-print icing. He'd rather have a freshly-killed, bloody bird carcass. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 28, 2017 10:35 AM (nS5LK) 282
Better to have the enemy out and fighting you than the ally who'll knife you in the back, I suppose.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 10:31 AM (1mME9) If we're on the plan to get rid of RINOs or whoever, I don't think Ryan's the one to start with. I'm not a Ryan famboy, but if the Republican party as a whole looked a lot more like the freedom caucus, Id on't think we'd have to worry too much about him selling us out. Maybe I'm wrong though. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 10:35 AM (KUaJL) 283
There's a pic of the Democrat that is allegedly planning to run against Paul Ryan over at Drudge.
I get the "I know what penis tastes like" vibe from him. Posted by: bicentennialguy ----- What's the plural of penis? And don't say, "bath house". Posted by: That guy with the moustache at June 28, 2017 10:35 AM (8b+oT) 284
Speaking of Chik Fil A in the previous thread, I wish there was a burger version of their franchise.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:34 AM (hMwEB) ~~~~~ 5 Guys is good; so is Smashburger. But neither one has the excellent customer service of Chick-fil-A, and frequently, that makes all the difference. Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2017 10:36 AM (HiDrR) Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 10:36 AM (FeRav) 286
Doesn't make him a saint, far from it, but let's face it, 4000 dead over 20 years isn't even a blip on the screen. Especially when compared to the normal communist bloodbaths.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (XWkhW) Not to mention that most of the whackees had it coming. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2017 10:37 AM (XUcIQ) 287
Whataburger!
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at June 28, 2017 10:37 AM (szCLr) 288
The guy is a left wing democrat against the right to work and for Fredocare and against PDT. HE is NOT the answer to Ryan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 10:30 AM (SjImc) -------------------------------I agree.I was commenting tangentially off with the "taste vibe" someone mentioned receiving from the picture of said non-answer. Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 10:37 AM (SsblQ) 289
Why does my breath smell like a hamper full of dirty jock straps?
Oh yeah. *winks, very slowly licks upper teeth* Posted by: That guy with the moustache at June 28, 2017 10:37 AM (8b+oT) 290
Thank goodness for Babylon, or ace would have no hobby.
Posted by: Berlitz at June 28, 2017 10:38 AM (xAvrH) 291
"Doesn't make him a saint, far from it, but let's face it, 4000 dead over 20 years isn't even a blip on the screen."
No shit Posted by: Millions of unborn babies at June 28, 2017 10:38 AM (J+eG2) 292
What's the plural of penis?
And don't say, "bath house". Posted by: That guy with the moustache at June 28, 2017 10:35 AM (8b+oT) The DNC Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 10:38 AM (7HtZB) 293
Ryan is in no danger of losing. My sister lives in his district and he's very popular there.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 28, 2017 10:38 AM (ZM2xo) 294
Listening to the FAIR's "feet to the fire" on the radio right now. Amazing stuff. Richard Valmar talking right now about RICO and how America's culture shouldn't glorify bad guys.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (G8B7r) Wait, is that FAIR as in "Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting"? Ugh. Those guys make Media Matters look like impartial judges. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 10:38 AM (QxpkH) 295
Which floor houses the Office of Muslim Outreach?
Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2017 10:38 AM (2Mnv1) 296
What's the plural of penis?
And don't say, "bath house". Soccer. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 10:36 AM (FeRav) LOL. True dat. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:38 AM (l4aLi) 297
Not that many options leaving St Thomas back then.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 10:22 AM (/tuJf) We used to fly out of Beef Island to Puerto Rico. Much better than the shitshow that was (and probably is) St. Thomas. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 10:39 AM (wYseH) 298
At least you got the NYT. The Lefties I know would have just spammed Mother Jones links nonstop.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (XMDuf) Argument I got into once: Ex-friend: "You probably believe everything Alex Jones says!" Me: "I think he's about as reliable as Mother Jones. That is, not at all." Ex-friend: "Mother Jones is reliable! They have a nice building and lots of funding! Jones operates out of a mobile home! He can't be trusted like MJ!" Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2017 10:39 AM (uiwCw) 299
286 Doesn't make him a saint, far from it, but let's face it, 4000 dead over 20 years isn't even a blip on the screen. Especially when compared to the normal communist bloodbaths.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (XWkhW) Not to mention that most of the whackees had it coming. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2017 10:37 AM (XUcIQ) There's a big push from the Left now to revise up the death count to the tens of thousands. Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 10:39 AM (7HtZB) 300
Your dog doesn't want a freshly-baked cupcake with cutesy paw-print icing. He'd rather have a
*Suggested edit. Posted by: Millions of unborn babies at June 28, 2017 10:39 AM (J+eG2) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:40 AM (B+qrE) 302
And the forgetting of the socks continues apace.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 10:40 AM (J+eG2) 303
What's the plural of penis?
Posted by: That guy with the moustache at June 28, 2017 10:35 AM (8b+oT) Congress. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 10:40 AM (QxpkH) 304
Does anyone else pop a boner when you smell a fart?
*starts rummaging through wallet for Taco Bell coupons* Posted by: That guy with the moustache at June 28, 2017 10:41 AM (8b+oT) 305
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 10:29 AM (IqV8l)
Oh yes. Of course they do. Now that all my kids are back being home-schooled I don't hear most of it, which is just as well. The high school is where I heard my first bonafide example of "DoubleSpeak" so I'm glad my kids aren't there. It's frustrating though to pick an area because of a "good" district and then find out it's mostly built on lies. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2017 10:41 AM (sEDyY) 306
We used to fly out of Beef Island to Puerto Rico.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 10:39 AM (wYseH) You've got my attention ... Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 28, 2017 10:41 AM (tRLIC) 307
He was on The Radio here in the NYC area yesterday and did not seem to concerned...oh and he was oc course 100% correct
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 10:25 AM (SjImc) McEnbrat saved tennis from those boring Connors/Borg stay-on-the-baseline turdfests. His meltdowns were almost always because the officials fucked up. Or he was mad at himself. Posted by: Captain Hate at June 28, 2017 10:42 AM (y7DUB) Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 10:42 AM (7HtZB) 309
305, Polliwog, at least some school districts in Texas allow for in district school transfers etc., in Cali, I would need to file for due process to get any accommodations but the school can kick my kid out at any time to any other school they like. Gah. But hopefully we are out of here this summer or next at the latest.
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 10:43 AM (gcme+) 310
McEnbrat saved tennis from those boring Connors/Borg stay-on-the-baseline turdfests. His meltdowns were almost always because the officials fucked up. Or he was mad at himself.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 28, 2017 10:42 AM (y7DUB) I like him. Of course, I also cheered for Ric Flair as a kid. Because I'm an asshole. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 10:44 AM (tRLIC) 311
McEnbrat saved tennis from those boring Connors/Borg stay-on-the-baseline turdfests. His meltdowns were almost always because the officials fucked up. Or he was mad at himself.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 28, 2017 10:42 AM (y7DUB) Those were the days. I remember the time after a shitty call that McEnroe screamed at one judge "You're the pits of the universe!" I laffed. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 10:44 AM (QxpkH) 312
Your dog doesn't want a freshly-baked cupcake with cutesy paw-print icing. He'd rather have a freshly-killed, bloody bird carcass.
Dog will eat anything but vomits anything but meat/egg/cheese. Cat super irritated we ruin meat by cooking it. Favorite food, the bloody mess from raw chicken. Yummy. Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:44 AM (wQp4D) 313
The McEnroe Corollary to Feminazi/SJW/Generic Lefty Stupidity:
If gender is a social construct, then sports divided on gender grounds are discriminatory. Serena Williams should have to compete against everyone. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:45 AM (B+qrE) Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:45 AM (l4aLi) 315
Weigh in morons.
Son 1 says no, Serena is a beast and would be #15 not 700 Son 2 says don't be stupid. Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:46 AM (wQp4D) 316
Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2017 10:36 AM (HiDrR)
Culver's was mentioned in the previous thread. Very good food in the ones I've been to, but I don't recall the customer service or order accuracy at all. Probably means it's decent at least. Usually only go when there are coupons though since it was a bit pricey for our budget. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2017 10:46 AM (sEDyY) Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 28, 2017 10:46 AM (hMwEB) 318
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At some point, it'll dawn on the numbskulls in South America that capitalism and the free market is the way to go Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 10:23 AM (NyJwR) Why? It hasn't dawned on the numbskulls in North America yet. Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 10:46 AM (xjiRE) 319
The McEnroe Corollary to Feminazi/SJW/Generic Lefty Stupidity:
If gender is a social construct, then sports divided on gender grounds are discriminatory. Serena Williams should have to compete against everyone. Posted by: Circa Which is why all these story you hear about males beating the shit out of girls in hs & college sports doesn't upset me at all. This is what they wanted. Enjoy it. Good and hard. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 10:47 AM (FeRav) 320
Nikki Haley Booed For Attending Gay Pride Parade In NYC
-WZ Why did she even go? Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:45 AM (l4aLi) To piss off the homos? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 10:47 AM (aMlLZ) 321
Son 1 says no, Serena is a beast and would be #15 not 700
Son 2 says don't be stupid. She would be unseeded at Wimbeldon. Full stop. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:47 AM (B+qrE) 322
Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2017 10:39 AM (uiwCw)
The original "Mother Jones" was a communist. Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:48 AM (wQp4D) 323
Son 1 says no, Serena is a beast and would be #15 not 700
Son 2 says don't be stupid. Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:46 AM (wQp4D) What, is Son 1 high? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 10:48 AM (QxpkH) 324
Son #2 is absolutely correct.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 28, 2017 10:48 AM (y7DUB) 325
Matched with the Paul Ryan gym boy persona, I expect the district to be
enveloped in a penetrating contest. Of course the dem is presented as a steel worker (for the blue color vote)>>> Are they sure Steel Worker wasn't just his pron name? Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 28, 2017 10:49 AM (r5KeJ) 326
Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:46 AM (wQp4D)
Nowhere near #15. She couldn't handle the serve from any of the top 50 men. My guess is that she would be at or near the very bottom of the men's tour. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 10:49 AM (wYseH) 327
My opinion is pretty uninformed since I am a spectator and not a player but I think Serena would be ranked somewhere in the 500-700 if competing against men.
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 10:49 AM (gcme+) 328
Weigh in morons.
Son 1 says no, Serena is a beast and would be #15 not 700 Son 2 says don't be stupid. Son 1 is being stoopid. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 10:49 AM (FeRav) 329
Why did she even go?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:45 AM (l4aLi) Because she doesn't understand that they'll never stop hating her, no matter how many LBGTBBQ asses she kisses or LBGTBBQ shrines she kneels at. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 10:50 AM (QxpkH) 330
Nikki Haley Booed For Attending Gay Pride Parade In NYC
-WZ Why did she even go? ----- To take names. Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 10:50 AM (8b+oT) 331
When they were young and at the top of their game the media pushed the usual line that they could compete with men.They played some low ranked guy from the men's tour and he wiped the court with them between beers.
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 10:50 AM (rmVvL) Posted by: The Paulo at June 28, 2017 10:51 AM (oGRue) 333
Weigh in morons.
Son 1 says no, Serena is a beast and would be #15 not 700 ***** All gender issues aside, who would care who the 725th ranked tennis player in the world is? Aside from his or her mother, I suppose. Posted by: Muldoon at June 28, 2017 10:51 AM (mvenn) 334
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 10:43 AM (gcme+)
There is that. The district having *all* the power in the district/parent dynamic is a really bad thing. I'm sorry that you and your kid are on the receiving end of abuse of that power. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2017 10:51 AM (sEDyY) 335
315 Weigh in morons.
Son 1 says no, Serena is a beast and would be #15 not 700 Son 2 says don't be stupid. Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:46 AM (wQp4D) Tell Son 1 that Serena herself said that she wouldn't be able to compete against top ranked males. And that was around 5 years ago. She hasn't gotten younger since then. Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 10:51 AM (7HtZB) 336
Serena's highest recorded serve speed is 128 mph.
That is 16 mph slower than #30 on the men's list. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:51 AM (B+qrE) 337
What, is Son 1 high?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 10:48 AM (QxpkH) Maybe. He's looking at size and color, I think. If you're built like Michelle Obama, why wouldn't you be as strong as a man? I had to explain the differences in even lung capacity, endurance, as well as musculature, etc. But he was still arguing. Had to stop before I called him an idiot. Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:52 AM (wQp4D) 338
I like it!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 10:52 AM (NOIQH) 339
The original "Mother Jones" was a communist.
Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:48 AM (wQp4D) So is Ex-friend. At least he is now. Didn't used to be that way. Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2017 10:52 AM (uiwCw) 340
Serena's highest recorded serve speed is 128 mph.
That is 16 mph slower than #30 on the men's list. Posted by: Circa ----- There go physics gettin' all sexist and shit. Posted by: Dang at June 28, 2017 10:52 AM (8b+oT) 341
294 Listening to the FAIR's "feet to the fire" on the radio right now. Amazing stuff. Richard Valmar talking right now about RICO and how America's culture shouldn't glorify bad guys.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 28, 2017 10:33 AM (G8B7r) Wait, is that FAIR as in "Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting"? Ugh. Those guys make Media Matters look like impartial judges. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 10:38 AM No. Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR). This is their 11th Hold Their Feet to the Fire event. This is the first time I've heard it on our local radio station. Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 28, 2017 10:53 AM (G8B7r) 342
Son 1 says no, Serena is a beast and would be #15 not 700
-- ask him how often she plays FIVE sets Posted by: The Paulo at June 28, 2017 10:53 AM (oGRue) Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 10:53 AM (tRLIC) 344
Serena says she is coming back next year after having her baby but I wonder if she really would or if she would retire.
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 10:53 AM (gcme+) 345
>>Son 1 says no, Serena is a beast and would be #15 not 700
Son 2 says don't be stupid. How about the fact that women's tennis plays 3 sets while men's plays 5? How would a woman do against a man playing 2 additional sets at competition-level exertion? At least with marathons, men and women are running the same course. Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 10:53 AM (NOIQH) 346
Tell Son 1 that Serena herself said that she wouldn't be able to compete against top ranked males. And that was around 5 years ago. She hasn't gotten younger since then.Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 10:51 AM (7HtZB)
His argument was that #700 was too far. "You're saying that some college sophomore could beat her." Yeah, if the sophomore was a cisguy. Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:54 AM (wQp4D) 347
How would the exclusion of the performance statistics of lesbians, from women overall, affect the female/male comparison?
Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 10:54 AM (SsblQ) 348
ask him how often she plays FIVE sets
Yeah, I've totally ignored that aspect because this debate is just too stupid. Next up, have the LPGA hit from the PGA tee boxes and let's see how that goes. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:54 AM (B+qrE) 349
Hey Mom!!! Great News!!! - a limerick At a fifth tier tournament in Nanking In the third round I received a great spanking But hey, Sakes Alive! I'm now 735 In the latest world tennis player rankings!! Posted by: Muldoon at June 28, 2017 10:54 AM (mvenn) 350
How would a woman do against a man playing 2 additional sets at competition-level exertion?
Wouldn't have to. She'd lose the first three. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 10:55 AM (tRLIC) 351
Son 1 is correct in calling her a beast.
Her shtick and novelty has grown old. Time for her to move on. Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 10:56 AM (UmSfZ) 352
There's a pic of the Democrat that is allegedly planning to run against Paul Ryan over at Drudge.
Zombie Freddie Mercury called and wants his mustache back. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 10:56 AM (PXj2C) 353
Serena says she is coming back next year after having her baby but I wonder if she really would or if she would retire.
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 10:53 AM (gcme+) She's what, 36, 37 years old now? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 10:56 AM (QxpkH) 354
Matched with the Paul Ryan gym boy persona, I expect the district to be
enveloped in a penetrating contest. Of course the dem is presented as a steel worker (for the blue color vote)>>> Maybe the gay steel mill from The Simpsons https://frinkiac.com/gif/S08E15/814613/816481/ Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 10:57 AM (7HtZB) 355
How would the exclusion of the performance statistics of lesbians, from women overall, affect the female/male comparison?
Subaru purchases would decrease by 90% Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 10:57 AM (PXj2C) 356
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
(Aside from childbirth which is not a sport) Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 28, 2017 10:57 AM (hMwEB) 357
352 There's a pic of the Democrat that is allegedly planning to run against Paul Ryan over at Drudge.
Zombie Freddie Mercury called and wants his mustache back. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 10:56 AM (PXj2C) OMG it is the gay steel worker from The Simpsons! Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 10:58 AM (7HtZB) 358
344 Serena says she is coming back next year after having her baby but I wonder if she really would or if she would retire.
-- new moms change their mind all the time about that Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 28, 2017 10:58 AM (hMwEB) 359
Next up, have the LPGA hit from the PGA tee boxes and let's see how that goes.Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:54 AM (B+qrE)
Golf is actually measurable IF they use the same tees. Tennis isn't unless they play each other. This fantasy that women are the equal to men physically is ridiculous. Not even close. Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 10:58 AM (wQp4D) 360
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Synchronized swimming. The built in floatation devices.... Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 10:58 AM (FeRav) 361
Son 1 is correct in calling her a beast.
Her shtick and novelty has grown old. Time for her to move on. Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 10:56 AM (UmSfZ) I wish both of the Williams sisters would just go away. I grant you that they are very talented players and deserve the trophies they have won, but I am willing to bet that if they were white, they would not be getting half of the fanboi adulation that they have had. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2017 10:59 AM (X6fMO) 362
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Some gymnastics events and things like diving where precision is more important than power (ever those are dicey). Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:59 AM (B+qrE) 363
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 28, 2017 10:57 AM Long-distance swimming. Higher % body fat = greater buoyancy. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 10:59 AM (QxpkH) 364
ABC News has settled in the pink slime case.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 10:59 AM (B+qrE) 365
>>How many pairs of flip-flops did you take ?
Only 1. I was young and stupid back then. I've learned that you can never leave home without at least one back up pair. Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (/tuJf) 366
356 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Would you consider shooting a sport ? I don't know ... but I've often thought feminie dexterity would be an edge. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (tRLIC) 367
Nice tower. What are the reviews like on Airbnb?
Posted by: LizLem at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (Tdez0) 368
ikki Haley Booed For Attending Gay Pride Parade In NYC
-WZ Why did she even go? Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 10:45 AM (l4aLi) Haley's a rising star in national politics. The smart play is to go even where she's not wanted. Democrats are a coalition of sometimes competing interests. They rely exclusively on voting blocs. The way to win is to chip away at those blocs and disrupt the coalition. With a little cunning and guile, a capable politician can split off one of those blocs and make it their own--as Trump did with white working class voters. Posted by: troyriser at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (Fw5cQ) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (oVJmc) 370
Speaking of tennis, are the Agassi - Graf kids playing tennis yet?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (hMwEB) 371
"ABC News has settled in the pink slime case."
A good cooter steaming will clear that shit right up. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (J+eG2) 372
That tower of babel would make a nice man cave.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (aMlLZ) 373
During a Sunday event at the 92nd Street Y, Pelosi would awkwardly stop mid-sentence repeatedly, stare at the audience, and then continue speaking.
http://tinyurl.com/yau63syh I only do that when I'm drunk. *hic* Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at June 28, 2017 11:01 AM (PXj2C) 374
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
-------------------- Figure skating (or is that not a snarkless sport?) Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2017 11:01 AM (SsblQ) 375
Son 1 is correct in calling her a beast. Her shtick and novelty has grown old. Time for her to move on. Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 10:56 AM (UmSfZ) NFL Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 11:01 AM (IqV8l) 376
@364 Terms of settlement "confidential."
In public cases involving public claims, confidentiality is unjust. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 28, 2017 11:01 AM (H5rtT) 377
ABC News has settled in the pink slime case.
***** Was that the one involving the Snails marching at the Gay Pride Parade? Posted by: Muldoon at June 28, 2017 11:02 AM (mvenn) 378
Son 1 is correct in calling her a beast. Her shtick and novelty has grown old. Time for her to move on. Michelle Obama body double? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 11:02 AM (oVJmc) 379
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
======= Horseracing. Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 28, 2017 11:02 AM (vg8iE) 380
During a Sunday event at the 92nd Street Y, Pelosi would awkwardly stop mid-sentence repeatedly, stare at the audience, and then continue speaking.
And this is different from previous practice how? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 11:02 AM (B+qrE) 381
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Competitive baking? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 11:02 AM (PXj2C) 382
356 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
--- i've heard it said; long distance swimming since de bewbs are all floaty. Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:03 AM (oGRue) Posted by: nip at June 28, 2017 11:03 AM (VqJRJ) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 11:03 AM (B+qrE) 385
Competitive baking?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 11:02 AM (PXj2C) ===== No. I would win that. Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 28, 2017 11:03 AM (vg8iE) 386
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
****** Interpretive sumo? Posted by: Muldoon at June 28, 2017 11:04 AM (mvenn) 387
386 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
pron. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:05 AM (tRLIC) Posted by: geoffb5 at June 28, 2017 11:06 AM (d3wbb) 389
366 356 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Would you consider shooting a sport ? I don't know ... but I've often thought feminie dexterity would be an edge. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (tRLIC) --------- Shooting. I'd much rather coach women shooters than men. Posted by: Weasel at June 28, 2017 11:07 AM (C8aCP) Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 11:07 AM (wQp4D) 391
386 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Professional Bitching ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:07 AM (tRLIC) 392
anyone happen to see the Gutfeld show last weekend? One topic was the 'man bun Ken' doll - Tyrus proceeded to yank its head off - but what struck me as odd is that one of the other 'new' Ken dolls bore a striking resemblance to Milo Y. Coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 28, 2017 11:07 AM (ILitO) 393
388 55,
" It looks like on the first one, someone stopped paying the subs." Allegorical Illinois. Posted by: geoffb5 at June 28, 2017 11:06 AM (d3wbb) Conceptual Illinois, as per AOSHQ Stylebook requirements. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:07 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: irongrampa at June 28, 2017 11:08 AM (S/hVx) 395
In public cases involving public claims, confidentiality is unjust.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 28, 2017 11:01 AM (H5rtT) Agreed. I also don't like the confidentiality clauses in medical or other malpractice suits. If the professional screwed up that badly it is true free market practice to let people know so that they can then make an informed decision as to whether or not they want that person's services. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2017 11:08 AM (sEDyY) 396
386 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
High Stakes Talking ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:08 AM (tRLIC) 397
356 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
--- professional poker, since men can never figure out what they are thinking Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:08 AM (oGRue) 398
389 366 356 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Would you consider shooting a sport ? I don't know ... but I've often thought feminie dexterity would be an edge. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (tRLIC) --------- Shooting. I'd much rather coach women shooters than men. Posted by: Weasel at June 28, 2017 11:07 AM (C8aCP) I understand there are some actual physiological advantages that female competitive (like Olympic) rifle shooters have over men. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:08 AM (0mRoj) 399
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Luge, if they keep their feet together. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 11:09 AM (oVJmc) 400
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Is shoe-buying a sport? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 11:09 AM (PXj2C) 401
Next up, have the LPGA hit from the PGA tee boxes and let's see how that goes.
------------------- Already been done. Michele Wie tried to compete in to PGA events. She didn't make the cut either time. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 11:09 AM (kTF2Z) Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 11:09 AM (FeRav) 403
391 386 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Professional Bitching ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:07 AM (tRLIC) Alimony Lift and Child Support Grab Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:09 AM (0mRoj) 404
356 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
(Aside from childbirth which is not a sport) Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 28, 2017 10:57 AM (hMwEB) Would male gymnasts be able to do the girl's events? Dunno if you count an event that judged by a judge rather than scored with points as a sport, though. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 11:09 AM (KUaJL) 405
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 28, 2017 11:02 AM (vg8iE)
No, very few women do well in that because they don't have the upper body strength. *Maybe* sulky racing would work, I'm not familiar enough with the other factors, like reaction time, that could be important. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2017 11:10 AM (sEDyY) 406
386 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Professional Bitching ... --- Judges Ruling: Does not violate snark condition Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:10 AM (oGRue) 407
386 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Organized Defiance of Logic and Reason ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:10 AM (tRLIC) 408
and now that I am looking, there is also a new Ken doll that looks like Rachel Maddow with black horn rim glasses.
link to the SF Chronicle http://tinyurl.com/y8neaqug Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 28, 2017 11:10 AM (ILitO) 409
Competitive shopping during a sale at Macy!
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 11:10 AM (gcme+) 410
Would male gymnasts be able to do the girl's events?
Nope. Uneven bars and balance beam are strictly women's events for a reason. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:10 AM (0mRoj) 411
(Aside from childbirth which is not a sport)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 28, 2017 10:57 AM (hMwEB) It could be if you put a basket at the end of the bed. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 11:10 AM (PXj2C) 412
Haley's a rising star in national politics. The smart play is to go even where she's not wanted. Democrats are a coalition of sometimes competing interests. They rely exclusively on voting blocs. The way to win is to chip away at those blocs and disrupt the coalition. With a little cunning and guile, a capable politician can split off one of those blocs and make it their own--as Trump did with white working class voters.
Posted by: troyriser at June 28, 2017 11:00 AM (Fw5cQ) Agreed. The people holding the pride flags with the brown and black stripes must have been confused. Good for her. Oh, and according to my expert in the gay community (aka sis), the brown and black stripes represent all gay racial minorities. Asians and Indians (both dot and feather) are cool with it. Okay then. *rolls eyes* But she does not want it to be the official pride flag, just one of many. And she thought the banning of the Jew pride flag because Palestinians had a sad was asinine. As should everyone. Posted by: LizLem at June 28, 2017 11:11 AM (Tdez0) 413
"A sport where women have an innate advantage?
Freestyle nagging." Synchronized Nagging as well, I would suspect. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 11:11 AM (J+eG2) 414
Luge, if they keep their feet together.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 11:09 AM (oVJmc) ---- count me out Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 28, 2017 11:11 AM (oGRue) 415
411 (Aside from childbirth which is not a sport)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 28, 2017 10:57 AM (hMwEB) It could be if you put a basket at the end of the bed. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 11:10 AM (PXj2C) Going for distance or speed? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:11 AM (0mRoj) 416
13 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 09:24 AM (mbhDw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B1D7cA8qXU Posted by: tankdemon at June 28, 2017 11:11 AM (d5i/j) 417
>>I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
(Aside from childbirth which is not a sport) Things like gymnastics and figure skating, where smaller bodies make a lot of their jumps/flips easier. Of course, then we get into the skill vs. sport since these competitions are judged... Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 11:12 AM (NOIQH) 418
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men. ______________________ Drinking... *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 28, 2017 11:12 AM (j/Mlu) 419
Did the construction crew even talk to each other when they were trying to build that thing?
Posted by: tankdemon at June 28, 2017 11:12 AM (d5i/j) 420
But seriously. long distance running so marathon distances and beyond where endurance and mental strength is in play could be the closest we get to parity between male nad female competitors.
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 11:12 AM (gcme+) 421
There are sports like Darts, Billiards and Curling where strength is not an issue.
could they be competitive there? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:13 AM (oGRue) 422
They still can't introduce a 'straight' Ken.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 11:13 AM (oVJmc) 423
386 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Top Level Plotting and Scheming ... Same-Sex as well as Intergender Divisions. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:13 AM (tRLIC) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:14 AM (oGRue) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 11:14 AM (oVJmc) 426
406 386 I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Credit card max-out Speed spending Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:14 AM (0mRoj) 427
But seriously. long distance running so marathon distances and beyond where endurance and mental strength is in play could be the closest we get to parity between male nad female competitors.
Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 11:12 AM (gcme+) Male nad female competitors... chicks with dicks? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 11:14 AM (aMlLZ) 428
Listening to Nicki Haley at House committee meeting. I'll tell you what, what a great pick for UN Ambassador by Trump.
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 11:14 AM (G0vdT) Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 11:14 AM (UmSfZ) 430
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Ping Pong, but only on the serve. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 11:14 AM (oVJmc) 431
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Any subjectively scored Olympic sport. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:14 AM (l4aLi) 432
429 My ex was a pro at jumping..
1. to conclusions and 2. down my neck Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 11:14 AM (UmSfZ) 3. On Paolo's dick? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:15 AM (0mRoj) 433
Anything decided on a judge's score is not a sport.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 11:15 AM (kTF2Z) 434
>>Would male gymnasts be able to do the girl's events?
No. Men's gymnastics is geared to their strengths, such as arm strength - rings, pommel-horse. Women's is geared to their strengths/size - balance beam, doing flips launched *off of* the horse. Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 11:16 AM (NOIQH) 435
My ex was a pro at jumping..
1. to conclusions and 2. down my neck My ex was a pro at flying. 1. Off the handle. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 11:16 AM (FeRav) 436
Anything decided on a judge's score is not a sport.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 11:15 AM (kTF2Z) ____ This cannot be stressed enough. Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 11:17 AM (UmSfZ) 437
Shooting. I'd much rather coach women shooters than men.
Posted by: Weasel ------------ Pfft. like I need your help. Posted by: Dr. Ruth at June 28, 2017 11:17 AM (OdK9v) 438
I wouldn't want to see men doing women's gymnastics. Nope, hell no.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 11:17 AM (aMlLZ) 439
Anything decided on a judge's score is not a sport.
The East German judge gives this comment a 3.2. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 11:17 AM (B+qrE) 440
428 Listening to Nicki Haley at House committee meeting. I'll tell you what, what a great pick for UN Ambassador by Trump.
And she was quite anti-Trump originally. I like that he puts aside differences to hire the best people. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 11:18 AM (ul9CR) 441
Professional Bitching ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:07 AM (tRLIC) --- Not in the San Francisco league, sugar-buns. Posted by: whiny gheys at June 28, 2017 11:18 AM (oGRue) 442
'Sup weasel ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2017 11:18 AM (tRLIC) 443
Lindsey Graham would probably be good at synchronized swimming.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:18 AM (l4aLi) 444
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
Shopping Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 11:18 AM (J+eG2) 445
Anybody want to start a pool on the Moron that posts a cookbook recipe at 0d 0hrs 0min and 02 secs?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2017 11:19 AM (qbC6h) Posted by: zombie Casius Clay at June 28, 2017 11:19 AM (oGRue) 447
Anybody want to start a pool on the Moron that posts a cookbook recipe at 0d 0hrs 0min and 02 secs?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2017 11:19 AM (qbC6h) Me...bet on me. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 11:19 AM (aMlLZ) 448
"Uneven bars...you don't see any men in that event do you. I ever hit anything that hard with my dick I'm gonna spot-weld to it."
Dennis Miller, I believe? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2017 11:20 AM (ul9CR) 449
Next up in the 300 meter obstacle setting is the Duchess of Lowell. She won gold in the World Championship last year so she's the odds on favorite. Let's see how badly she can fuck with the Duke today!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 11:20 AM (kTF2Z) 450
438 I wouldn't want to see men doing women's gymnastics. Nope, hell no.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 11:17 AM (aMlLZ) Just you wait. The LGBTWTFBBQ crowd will demand and receive a "men's" rhythmic gymnastics event. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:20 AM (0mRoj) 451
Me...bet on me.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 11:19 AM (aMlLZ) Get in line, poser. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 11:20 AM (B+qrE) 452
I'm still working on my recipe for salmon, poached in the dishwasher.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 11:21 AM (OdK9v) 453
I took tennis as an elective one semester in college.
(Yeah I know) One day the instructor - who was the college tennis coach, matched me against a girl on the college tennis team. (She was taking it for an easy A). I was not a good tennis player. I was taking it to learn how to play. She would serve. I would return and charge the net. She was unable to pass me. (I used to be extremely agile.) She could only lob me. Her frustration mounted to the point where the instructor walked past me and mumbled, "please back off the net". I was a college sophomore. Playing tennis for the first time. Now, I couldn't serve and unforced service errors on my part evened things out considerably. She hated me after that day however. Would not speak to me, or match against me unless instructor made her. Maybe it wasn't just me, or maybe it was, I dunno. Posted by: simplemind at June 28, 2017 11:21 AM (gfgf/) 454
Anything decided on a judge's score is not a sport.
---- Referees make game-deciding calls all the time. The umpire's decision of whether a pitch is a ball or a strike is subjective. *Tosses gasoline all over thread* *lights match* *throws it in the air and runs away* Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2017 11:21 AM (KUaJL) 455
452 I'm still working on my recipe for salmon, poached in the dishwasher.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 11:21 AM (OdK9v) Protip: don't use detergent. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:22 AM (0mRoj) 456
Golf is not a sport.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:22 AM (l4aLi) 457
I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men.
============ Cold water distance swimming. Legit female advantage. Posted by: simplemind at June 28, 2017 11:22 AM (UDK2U) 458
The umpire's decision of whether a pitch is a ball or a strike is subjective.
This is particularly true of war crimes atrocity monster Eric Gregg during the NLCS in 1998. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 11:23 AM (B+qrE) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 11:23 AM (B+qrE) Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 11:24 AM (aMlLZ) 461
459 Cold water distance swimming.
Legit female advantage. It shrinks. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 11:23 AM (B+qrE) Helps reduce drag but at the expense of stability. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:24 AM (0mRoj) 462
356,
"I'm trying to think of a real sport (no snark) where women would have innate advantages over men." Consider what several million years of evolution did on the hunter-gather tribal level to the physical and mental abilities of each of the sexes because women have 9 months of pregnancy and the child must be nursed and cared for for years afterward. These imperatives on the success of the tribe in continuing its existence continued and at times exaggerated the sex differences which exist in most animal species. Posted by: geoffb5 at June 28, 2017 11:25 AM (d3wbb) 463
The intelligence community is seeking permanent authority for a contested surveillance program.
A proper response from Congress should be FOAD. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:25 AM (l4aLi) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 11:26 AM (J+eG2) 465
456 Golf is not a sport.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:22 AM (l4aLi) --------------- Golf is decided on the course. Whoever finishes with the lest strokes wins. There are no judges to say whether their drive was pretty or not. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 11:26 AM (kTF2Z) 466
463 The intelligence community is seeking permanent authority for a contested surveillance program.
A proper response from Congress should be FOAD. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:25 AM (l4aLi) Forever Open-ended Authorization Decision? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:26 AM (0mRoj) 467
Any reason that women could not compete at chess?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:27 AM (oGRue) 468
464 "Helps reduce drag but at the expense of stability."
You're not supposed to use it as a skeg. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 11:26 AM (J+eG2) or a rudder. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:27 AM (l4aLi) 469
Golf is not a sport.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:22 AM (l4aLi) Its a sedative. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2017 11:24 AM (aMlLZ) This.^ And a cooler full of beer doesn't jurt. Posted by: golfman at June 28, 2017 11:27 AM (3hIZX) Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:27 AM (0mRoj) 471
Marathon Swimming Event : 10K Advantage: Men
Women's Gold medal Eva RISZTOV HUN. 1:57:38.2 2012 London Olympics Women's Gold medal Larisa ILCHENKO RUS. 1h59:27.7 2016 Rio Olympics Men's Gold medal Oussama MELLOULI. TUN 1:49:55.1 2012 London Olympics Mens's Gold medal MAARTEN VAN DER WEIJDEN. NED. 1h51:51.6. 2008 Beijing Olympics Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 28, 2017 11:28 AM (u82oZ) 472
467 Any reason that women could not compete at chess?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:27 AM (oGRue) Patriarchy. Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:28 AM (0mRoj) 473
Forever Open-ended Authorization Decision?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:26 AM (0mRoj) Evidently as long as the Bush NDAA is in existence. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:28 AM (l4aLi) 474
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:27 AM (0mRoj)
----------------- Knew it as soon as I hit post. Phrasing! Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 11:29 AM (kTF2Z) 475
Any reason that women could not compete at chess?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:27 AM (oGRue) Think before you type, Morons. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 11:29 AM (PXj2C) 476
I'm still working on my recipe for salmon, poached in the dishwasher.
Posted by: Mike Hammer Have heard it. Never tried it. From what I've heard, it's supposed to be awesome. Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 11:29 AM (FeRav) 477
Hey Sefton, posted on dead thread below.
Hello all. Thanks so much JJ for the teacher psych evaluation link. Here is AZ a school district I worked at has full time Social Emotional Counselors. Even as teachers who sign a confidentiality agreement about student information, we were unable to find out what was discusses in the groups they ran, even if we had referred a kid for specific issues, usually behavioral. We did however great plenty of feedback from the kids who attended, telling us he told them that if we spoke harshly to them, or pressured them in any way that it was 'bullying'. I lost my shit on the liberal, ladyboy cocksucker SE Counselor and was told by admin. To lay off. I should have covfefe'd him right in his yap instead. I'll be sending the links and other info. I searched to a local conservative radio station who is very conservative education friendly. This is bullshit. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2017 11:29 AM (31vnC) 478
417 When women figure skaters can do a quad or backflip on ice, you might have a point. It would be interesting to see how a female gymnast would do in the mens events and vice versa. Women might still have the edge on the balance beam and uneven bars, and possibly the floor exercise, but the men would dominate on the vault and all the men's events.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 28, 2017 11:30 AM (d5i/j) 479
What I used to say on the golf course:
Let's see Tiger Woods do that after twelve fucking beers! Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 11:30 AM (kTF2Z) 480
479 What I used to say on the golf course:
Let's see Tiger Woods do that after twelve fucking beers! Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 11:30 AM (kTF2Z) Lol. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2017 11:31 AM (31vnC) 481
475 Any reason that women could not compete at chess?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:27 AM (oGRue) Think before you type, Morons. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 11:29 AM (PXj2C) --- guess putting 'reason' in there was a giveaway. That and having to sit silently for hours on end... Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:31 AM (oGRue) 482
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Shooting. I'd much rather coach women shooters than men. Posted by: Weasel at June 28, 2017 11:07 AM Word. I used to shoot competitively in my misspent youth, and in my experience, girls/women listen, and don't automatically assume they know how to shoot. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2017 11:32 AM (p+Wdc) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2017 11:32 AM (6F36o) 484
Have heard it. Never tried it. From what I've heard, it's supposed to be awesome.
Posted by: rickb223 --------- In some area with sulphurous water, the brimstone overtones are fantastic. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2017 11:32 AM (pIW4p) 485
Male competitive swimmers shave and wax their bodies. Seems ghey to me.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:32 AM (l4aLi) 486
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2017 11:27 AM (oGRue)
Think before you type, Morons. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 11:29 AM (PXj2C) Why start now? Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 11:32 AM (0mRoj) 487
389 You obviously have never been to a qualification range in an Army unit.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 28, 2017 11:32 AM (d5i/j) Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 11:33 AM (FeRav) 489
Horse racing is wide open to female jockeys.
Yet they are not successful in large numbers. Same with NASCAR. It's really a shame that some individuals refuse to embrace those qualities which make males and females different. So much for diversity and inclusiveness...right? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 11:33 AM (J+eG2) 490
It's not a sport, but it is a physical challenge. Long term standing on a small platform. Small feet, less weight, lower center of gravity. The ladies always win this one.
Posted by: Richard Hatch ( the naked tax cheat, not Apollo) at June 28, 2017 11:34 AM (szCLr) 491
The intelligence community is seeking permanent authority for a contested surveillance program.
A proper response from Congress should be FOAD. Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 11:25 AM (l4aLi) The intelligence community is in need of a purge. Since shooting and hanging the more traitorous of them would make for bad optics, the upper tiers of leadership in all of those alphabet soup agencies should be fired. Too bad for those who aren't Obama loyalists or Democratic Party operatives, but that's just the way it is. Time for a clean slate, a fresh start. Enjoy your retirement. No one is irreplaceable. Posted by: troyriser at June 28, 2017 11:34 AM (Fw5cQ) 492
nood
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 28, 2017 11:34 AM (QxpkH) 493
The intel folks have the stones to ask for an open-ended re-authorization of *anything*, this cycle, Under Fire?
Jeebus. We have a tableau of lawlessness, incompetence, and political meddling by members of the intel and law enforcement community spread before us. Agencies (several, I believe) brazenly refusing to provide info to Congress. And they want permanent/standing authorizations? This both confirms the collapse of integrity in those communities (at least at the senior career and, incredibly, new political appointee levels) and gives insight into their assessment of GOP and Congressional seriousness. Yikes. Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2017 11:35 AM (3hIZX) 494
There's one thing that man is better at than any other animal: It's spear chucking. Throwing things accurately.
Compare apes, who have little strength at throwing things, let alone accurately. Women probably score comparatively well on this in the Animal Kingdom, but nothing beats Man. Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 11:36 AM (+7/1f) 495
Any reason that women could not compete at chess?
They keep trying clever "King sacrifice" gambits. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2017 11:36 AM (AM1GF) 496
define sport
Merriam-Webster 3. to deviate or vary abruptly from type : mutation Golf is an abrupt variation of baseball or cricket where the player attempts to hit the ball. Then the play chases after the ball, either on foot at a walking pace, or by riding in an electric vehicle. The player then attempts to find the place where the ball has come to rest, and then attempts to hit the ball a second time. After several hits, the ball might, by random chance, come to rest near a hole in the ground. Now the player attempts to 'stroke' the ball into the hole in the ground. If successful, this is called a 'score.' Clearly, golf, is a sport. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 11:37 AM (m9X4Y) 497
"Women probably score comparatively well on this in the Animal Kingdom, but nothing beats Man."
Female Pitchers in the MLB? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 11:37 AM (J+eG2) 498
Nood.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 28, 2017 11:37 AM (u82oZ) 499
When women figure skaters can do a quad or backflip on ice, you might have a point. It would be interesting to see how a female gymnast would do in the mens events and vice versa. Women might still have the edge on the balance beam and uneven bars, and possibly the floor exercise, but the men would dominate on the vault and all the men's events.
--- Male advantange: punching/hitting Female advantage: shrieking/crying Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2017 11:37 AM (aT+Bx) 500
>>When women figure skaters can do a quad or backflip on ice....
Hey, there was a female Olympic skater from France years ago who did back-flips all the time - but not during competition, IIRC. Forget her name, but she was adorable. Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 11:37 AM (NOIQH) 501
Female figure skaters and gymnasts seem to get younger and younger every year.
Just seems weird. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2017 11:39 AM (J+eG2) Posted by: Chris M at June 28, 2017 11:39 AM (eAZVt) 503
Surya Bonaly Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2017 11:39 AM (pNxlR) 504
487 389 You obviously have never been to a qualification range in an Army unit.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 28, 2017 11:32 AM (d5i/j) ------------------- When I was stationed at 8th&I I was part of the advanced party to set up our annual qualification at an Army base. Belvoir, I think. Anyway, the Army had guys at 100 yards using sand bags to prop up their rifles. An army major said, "this is pretty much what you Marines do, right?" I pointed at the 500 yard line and said no, sir. We start at 200 and finish way back there. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 11:40 AM (kTF2Z) 505
Horse racing is wide open to female jockeys. Yet they are not successful in large numbers. I don't think its physical. Most womenprobably lackthe aggressivness required for horse racing Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 11:42 AM (lKyWE) 506
The Tower of Babel. The original story of multiculturalism.
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 28, 2017 11:49 AM (nFwvY) 507
502 I fucking hate sports.
Posted by: Chris M at June 28, 2017 11:39 AM (eAZVt)[/] I believe the AoSHQ Style Guide usage is "I hate fucking sports." Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 12:07 PM (xjiRE) Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 12:07 PM (xjiRE) 509
YOU GOT A PERMIT FOR THAT?
Posted by: wth - your neighbor at June 28, 2017 12:08 PM (HgMAr) 510
Late to thread, does quick scan
[ X ] Sniper [ _ ] Kitteh or Kitten [ _ ] Waldo *le sigh* Remember the olde days when all the bases were touched? Nowadays, corner-cuttin' non-traditionalists! Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at June 28, 2017 12:38 PM (0DVOr) 511
…Bablot proposed to erect a pretentious temple of racial glorification at the center of their then occupied territory. This temple was to have a tower the like of which the world had never seen. …
…The new city was to be named Bablot after the architect and builder of the tower. This location later became known as Bablod and eventually as Babel. … …After four and one-half years of work a great dispute arose about the object and motive for the erection of the tower. The contentions became so bitter that all work stopped. … …they fell to fighting. The religionists, the noncombatants, fled to their homes in the south, while their fellows fought until well-nigh obliterated. … About twelve thousand years ago a second attempt to erect the tower of Babel was made. … but there was not sufficient support for the enterprise; it fell of its own pretentious weight. This region was long known as the land of Babel. Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey with the rest of the story at June 28, 2017 01:02 PM (UOsvH) 512
Babylon L.I.?
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