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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | CNN Denies Any "Connection" Between Its Retracted False Report on a Probe into Trump Associate Anthony Scaramucci and Their Also-False Report that James Comey Would Deny Trump's Claim That He Was Told Three Times He Wasn't Under InvestigationWhy deny a connection? Well, for one thing, CNN relies almost exclusively on leaks from anonymous sources now, so we have no way of knowing if the #FakeNews source for the retracted Scaramucci piece is also the same #FakeNews source for the wildly-wrong "Comey will refute Trump" #FakeNews. And also, as Eric Wemple points out in the National Laughingstock:In advance of former FBI Director James Comey's Senate testimony, CNN used four bylines -- Gloria Borger, Eric Lichtblau, Jake Tapper and Brian Rokus -- to report that Comey would contradict Trump's claims that the fired FBI chief had told him that he wasn't a target of an investigation. Instead, the opposite turned out to be the case: Comey confirmed those claims of Trump. The story piled poor editorial judgment on top of faulty reporting, in that there was little merit in predicting Comey’s testimony a day or two before he gave it.John Sexton notes: It's worth noting that, despite CNN's claim the current screwup was not connected to the prior one, Eric Lichtblau's name appeared on both pieces.Lichtbau was one of the three CNN personnel who "resigned" in the wake of the Scaramucci humiliation. How bad is it? This bad: Even Redstate is slamming CNN for it. The people getting the ax should tell you just how bad the story was. These are not nameless interns or low level writers. These are major names."streiff" makes a point I make a lot, and I'm glad that someone else is trying to embarrass "conservative" fans of Jake Tapper into noting that Tapper is a serial offender, instead of giving him a pass because he pays attention to their silly asses on Twitter (PS, he's using you, and he talks to anyone with more than 1000 followers if it can advance his career, and he's on Twitter like always for crying out loud) and because he appears on their Electric God Box, I mean, television, which is apparently enough to give some conservative men Celebrity Crushes: Note that one of the bylines in the story cited above belongs to one of the guys fired over the Scaramucci story and another is Jake Tapper who, for reasons that escapes me, has reduced a lot of alleged conservatives to a fanboi status that borders on homoeroticism.Well, I couldn't embarrass them, but wow, that little stinger just might. Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 08:41 AM (9MlEz) 2
Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:06 PM (FeRav) 3
*buffs fingernails*
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:06 PM (9MlEz) 4
You are one gnarly dude ace.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at June 27, 2017 12:08 PM (GHM0l) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (Uxokn) 6
Ace, loving the CNN dirt.
Can you pretty please do a thread about Joe Scarborough's music video trashing Trump? It's so deliciously awful. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (PY9jH) 7
Seems like a re-brandingcan solve all these problems.
CNN: Your Infotainment Network! (Certainly Not News) Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (aT+Bx) 8
First appearance of "taint-paints" at the HQ.
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (rmVvL) 9
Taint Paints! The mastery of the English language at AoSHQ never disappoints.
Posted by: MNMeathead at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (/GxGK) 10
Whatever you do, do not go to urban dictionary looking for taint painting
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (jxbfJ) Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (jhqr1) Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (l4aLi) 13
I have a great idea! Let's value reporters and talking heads by how well their stories map onto REALITY!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (CPk08) 14
What in the hell is a taint-paint?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (/tuJf) 15
Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love.
Come for the biting news, stay for the poetry. Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (FeRav) 16
Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love.
---- Homer William Shakespeare Mark Twain Ace Posted by: Billy Jeff at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (KUaJL) 17
I used to respect Tapper because he was one of the very few mainstream, major voices that would actually criticize Obama when he was in office. It wasn't often, and it was very mild, but it happened. Compared to the tongue-bathing worship the other reporters lavished Obama with, it was refreshing and respectable.
But the guy clearly despises Trump and is completely unhinged on the man. He's incapable of doing his job properly and deserves no respect now. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (39g3+) 18
Am I the only one who thinks Tapper has a perpetually constipated look on his face?
I guess that's what happens when you're full of shit. Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (+dsLj) 19
@14 just google it
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (Fy1TT) 20
Ace,
You may want to use this photoshop that's floating around the inter webs in a post: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ec4578cc6ba6f 05e42c63d625d6eeff04bacf02d74e09fe1424af73d290 d58c6.jpg (remove extra spaces) And the answer to the question in the jpg is....No! Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (9q7Dl) 21
People like Jake Tapper revealed themselves after Trump was elected. It was really transfixing. Like at the end of a monster movie when the skin splits open and the icky, slimy underneath appears.
Posted by: Janetoo at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (t3qE+) 22
My loathing of the media knows no bounds.
They are a clear and present threat to the Republic and stories like this are needed to point out just how out of control they truly are. Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (L9uv7) 23
We should just start acting like anonymous sources and spam CNN's inbox with outrageous accusations about Trump and those close to him.
BREAKING NEWS...An anonymous insider claims Ivanka Trump puts carrots in her chili... Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (8ikIW) 25
If you look at the stats, only about 3 million people per day watch CNN, and one million people per day read the NY Times. While those number may seem impressive, remember that there are 325 million people in the US, which means that 321 million DON'T look at CNN or the NY Times.
Why, then, are these outlets deemed to important and significant? Because it was assumed that the 4 million people getting their news from these outlets "set the agenda" for the rest of the nation -- either other outlets were following their lead, or the 4 million customers were "the thought leaders" who influenced or who were more important than everyone else. What has changed is this: The 4 million customers of CNN and the NYTimes have become socially isolated, and no longer have the same ability as influencers to set the national agenda. Sure, the same number of people get their news from these sources, but everyone else has increasingly "written off" the MSM as biased, simply a mouthpiece for progressive narratives -- not as a source of impartial factual "news." And THAT is where we have succeeded massively. Just so long as we corrode the public's trust in the mainstream media, we can let them have their niche few-million customers, who (even all added up) are just a tiny percentage of the electorate, are whose concerns therefore can be dismissed when voting time comes around. Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (DQ4Fv) 26
off sock
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (KUaJL) Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (MdC1o) 28
If you appear on a television "news" outlet, I presume that you are either
1. A liar; 2. A tool who lies either by omission or obfuscation. In either case, you are a liar. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (1mME9) 29
They've gone from reporting the news,
to making stuff up; hating joos, Why M's "al fresco tricks"? Well, for internet clicks; The model should work till next Tues! Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (9MlEz) 30
Am I the only one who thinks Tapper has a perpetually constipated look on his face?
Results of a toxic mixture of taint paint & fur oil. Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (FeRav) 31
Taint-paint. Not sure if that's an effective example of how 'It Pays To Increase Your Word Power'. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (PduNE) Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (/tuJf) 33
It's worth noting that, despite CNN's claim the current screwup was not connected to the prior one, Eric Lichtblau's name appeared on both pieces.
------------ A mild objection to Sexton's characterization of the circumstance as a 'screwup'. When an action is thoughtfully and intentionally asserted, it is not a 'screwup'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (OdK9v) 34
Am totally NOT looking up taint paints...nope.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (a0IVu) 35
Oh Jeeeeez. I looked up taint paint...
AHHHHhHHHhHhhhhhhhHHHH!!! Posted by: Bruce Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Srsly? Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (FeRav) 36
Excellent points as usual, zombie...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (wtvvX) 37
I would advise anyone who doesnt know what taint paint means not to look up the phrase on Urban Dictionary.
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!! Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (+dsLj) 38
Homer
William Shakespeare Mark Twain Ace Posted by: Billy Jeff at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (KUaJL) Allan Ginsberg, you know. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (CPk08) 39
Tapper used to be a regular on local talk radio. You could literally hear him sneer when he talked about Trump.
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (Fy1TT) 40
Homer
William Shakespeare Mark Twain Ace Posted by: Billy Jeff at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (KUaJL) All were better in the original Klingon. Posted by: General Chang at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (gDSJf) 41
I wonder is all roads lead to Ben Rhodes
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (9TU00) 42
The 4 million customers of CNN and the NYTimes have become socially isolated, and no longer have the same ability as influencers to set the national agenda.
I agree. Those outfits still have impact and influence, but their influence has greatly reduced over the years and especially in the last 12 months has cratered violently. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (39g3+) 43
I saw The Taint Paints do a great cover of Paint it Black at the Centrum in '88.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (p+Wdc) 44
Now if the airports would stop broadcasting CNN in the gate areas, I would be happy.
Posted by: Madeline Fickinger at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (gIa7y) 45
Taint-paint.
Not sure if that's an effective example of how 'It Pays To Increase Your Word Power'. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman Glow in the Dark for black light. Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (FeRav) 46
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Taint-paint. Not sure if that's an effective example of how 'It Pays To Increase Your Word Power'. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (PduNE) Sure. Just try to use it the next time you play scrabble. Though you probably won't see that phrase on Wheel of Fortune. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (jxbfJ) 47
I'm having trouble keeping all of this straight.
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (Sfs6o) 48
Now if the airports would stop broadcasting CNN in the gate areas, I would be happy.
Posted by: Madeline Fickinger at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (gIa7y) Amen...and at Military Instilations Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (5y11N) Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (L9uv7) 50
Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love.
______________ Kinda early in the morning for that kind of imagery. Don't you think? Posted by: tommylotto at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (oozmg) Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (Jcg9Q) 52
>>I wonder is all roads lead to Ben Rhodes
There's not a shadow of doubt in my mind that he is up to his painted taint in all of this Trump shit. This is a guy who bragged about being able to control the narrative using the media during the Iran deal. It has his stench all over it. Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (/tuJf) 53
The 4 million customers of CNN and the NYTimes have become socially isolated, and no longer have the same ability as influencers to set the national agenda.
How many listen to Rush? Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (9TU00) 54
From the RedState article:
BuzzFeed reported that CNN honcho Jeff Zucker was personally leading the investigation Part of me says, "*snerk*, what's that cloistered Silicon Valley bubble-boy going to do?" Another part of me says, "Damn, I hope he's fired up enough to scare the bile out of some people who thought they were untouchable." Then a third part of me says, "Same Zuckerberg who was demanding CNN push the Russia thing? He's ideologically blind to any of the real issues his CNN personnel have." Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (jhqr1) 55
Clickhole News Network
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (9MlEz) Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (wtvvX) 57
>>>
Can you pretty please do a thread about Joe Scarborough's music video trashing Trump? It's so deliciously awful. ... OMG yes. I heard about it over the weekend and intended to post it yesterday but forgot. Posted by: ace at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (8rNrN) 58
28 If you appear on a television "news" outlet, I presume that you are either
1. A liar; 2. A tool who lies either by omission or obfuscation. In either case, you are a liar. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (1mME9) 3. Someone self-promoting in order to make money. Which is fine, but it needs to be made clear that is what they're doing. Like something on the screen that says it. Also a list of organizations and foreign countries who are paying them to promote something. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (jxbfJ) Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw) 62
Do a search on " Eric Lichtblau'" at Newsbusters.org to get an idea of this guy's Lefty-ness.
Also got a Pulitzer by revealing state secrets when Bush was trying to stop another 9/11. No pity for this guy. Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (NOIQH) 63
Sure. Just try to use it the next time you play scrabble. Though you probably won't see that phrase on Wheel of Fortune.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed Family Feud when Steve Harvey asks a question. Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (FeRav) 64
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OMG yes. I heard about it over the weekend and intended to post it yesterday but forgot. Posted by: ace at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (8rNrN) Awesome. This could break into the HQ's top 20 threads Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ) 65
Not all knowledge is worth having. Some things you regret ever learning but cannot un-know them. Just let it go, don't search for the meaning of this term.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (8ikIW) 67
If you appear on a television "news" outlet, I presume that you are either
1. A liar; 2. A tool who lies either by omission or obfuscation. In either case, you are a liar. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (1mME9) 3. All of the above Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (Jcg9Q) 68
I would advise anyone who doesnt know what taint paint means not to look up the phrase on Urban Dictionary.
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!! Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall Correct, go to imagefap and search it, a picture is worth a thousand words - and a video is priceless Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (9TU00) 69
Even money their 'anonymous source' was the same
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (9TU00) 70
Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love.
Oh God, is "taint paint" one of those things that I really, really shouldn't google? Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (RD7QR) 71
Zucker says that viewers trust CNN now more than ever.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (Uxokn) 72
Some things you regret ever learning but cannot un-know them.
I regret learning.. 1. How sausage is made 2. How laws are made 3. Taint painting. Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (MdC1o) 73
Repost from early May:
The Echo Chamber is at work on a lot of this. Someone like ValJar or Rhodes comes up with an idea damaging to Trump. e.g. "Comey was going to ask for more resources to investitage RussiaGate." The story gets planted with two or more sources. Reporters call the sources and get corroboration because the sources say the same thing. On some stories they've gone to single sources. Like someone reading a purported Comey memo. And even anonymous poison pen letters. When you do this enough, you can have multiple stories coming from just a handful of sources. You also have people like Rhodes and senior editors co-ordinating this. Because it often involves classified material, prove these facts and you have serious criminal charges. Including against the likes of The Times and WaPo. *** Don't forget that Rhodes' immediate supervisor in the Obama White House was Susan Rice. Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (+7/1f) Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (NOIQH) 75
Is Tapper the pretend conservative who gibbers all of the right words but makes no sense?
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (2Mnv1) 76
Their connection to truth is faint,
They consider veracity quaint. A dark patch looms o'er Turner's sound booms: Whatever it is: taint-paint Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (FbWGf) 77
Shall I look up, I wonder, "taint paint"?
Others have done, now are faint. Your eyes, they will burn, You will wish to unlearn. Sympathetic much? I sure ain't! Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (9MlEz) 78
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Oh God, is "taint paint" one of those things that I really, really shouldn't google? Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (RD7QR) From your work computer? Probably. Unless you work in IT (like I do) and can cover your tracks. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (jxbfJ) 79
"Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love."
Some day a cable news report about you will include the line, "and other material found on his hard drive." Posted by: Monty James at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (gKOMX) 80
Art thread it's like a Jackson Pollock up in here.
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (Fy1TT) 81
>>Is Tapper the pretend conservative who gibbers all of the right words but makes no sense?
Just a pretend "unbiased reporter" - never heard him described as conservative. Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (NOIQH) 82
Willowed from last thread:
CNN is really going out of their way to prove Trump right about them at every turn. If they were really worried about their credibility, the first thing they should do is fire Acosta and put a responsible adult in the WHPC. Also, this whole "sketch artist" stunt is just more fake news, since only video cameras are currently prohibited. CNN could send a photographer; they sent a sketch artist out of childish petulance. Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (toi7g) 83
If you appear on a television "news" outlet, I presume that you are either
1. A liar; 2. A tool who lies either by omission or obfuscation. In either case, you are a liar. --- I used to work in a technical position in local tv news. They hire news readers because: 1. They are pretty 2. They can read out loud Also... "minority" helps too. The more exotic the better. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (aT+Bx) 84
taint-paints while he pees on your belly
++++ It wasn't for nothing that they invented brain bleach. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (WzbqD) 85
Let me guess, Jake Tapper considers this a local story and will not be reporting that he got a good long taste of POTUS trump's ass.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (npdX6) 86
I don't think I will ever recover from the grammatical construction, 'taint-paint'
This is why you pay for the premium subscription. Posted by: Kreplach at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (D95+j) 87
I go away for an hour and there are two new threads already? This place is on fire this morning.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (a0IVu) Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (+7/1f) Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (k78wL) 90
Journ0list never went away, it just went underground to a different carrier and format. But the problem is, while it worked great to coordinate the narrative during the Obama administration, it also cut them off from proper journalism and made them incredibly dependent on White House press releases, sources, and each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (39g3+) 91
Warren Buffett can go eat a bag of dicks.
Pay for single payer care yourself you thieving cocksucking freak. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (Jcg9Q) 92
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"Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love." Some day a cable news report about you will include the line, "and other material found on his hard drive." Posted by: Monty James at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (gKOMX) Nah. This is Pulitzer Prize worthy commentary right here. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (jxbfJ) 93
Oh Jeeeeez. I looked up taint paint...
AHHHHhHHHhHhhhhhhhHHHH!!! Posted by: Bruce Can't be any worse than the Damascus Car Wash. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (1mME9) 94
'The Love That Dares Not Write Its Name' in paint
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 12:22 PM (MdC1o) 95
"Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love."
You're killing me, Ace. But it's a good kind of killing. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 12:22 PM (3OIiX) 96
They hire news readers because:
1. They are pretty 2. They can read out loud Also... "minority" helps too. The more exotic the better. Female Congolese albino dwarf who speaks Inuit. Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:22 PM (FeRav) Posted by: Sphynx at June 27, 2017 12:22 PM (OZmbA) 98
Jake tap-tap-tap-it-in Tapper Posted by: Sphynx at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (OZmbA) 99
Don't forget that Rhodes' immediate supervisor in the Obama White House was Susan Rice.
Posted by: Ignoramus Don't forget Brennan (and friends), this all stinks like a coordinated op. Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (9TU00) 100
Bottom line conclusion:
Every bit of this circus is based on that GPS "dossier." ALL OF IT. And I believe the source of all the leaks is from a state with a big canyon. A grand canyon, if you will. Prove me wrong. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (B+qrE) 101
I don't think I will ever recover from the grammatical construction, 'taint-paint'
-- Originally, Mr. O'Spades wrote it as taint paint, but when he ran the post through our service, we corrected it to taint-paint. Consider a premium subscription, like the one Mr. O'Spades has! Posted by: Grammerly at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (aT+Bx) 102
It's no 'Dirty Adolph'.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (Uxokn) 103
We saw Taint Paint open for Truffle Butter at The Bathhouse in 2009.
Posted by: JEF at June 27, 2017 12:24 PM (l4aLi) 104
you know who else liked taint painting.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 27, 2017 12:24 PM (KP5rU) 105
"taint-paints while he pees on your belly"
poetry right there think I have my next fantasy football team name Posted by: brak at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (oOO9k) Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (cAnNx) 107
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Bottom line conclusion: Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (B+qrE) Wording. Sure you want to lead off a comment with "Bottom line...." when we're discussing taint paint? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (jxbfJ) 108
Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love.
Oh God, is "taint paint" one of those things that I really, really shouldn't google? Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (RD7QR) If you have a good visual imagination, you can orient two people from the information in given by Ace in your mind to figure out what it means. ... Ugh. And now I need to stick an ice pick into my visual cortex. Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (9q7Dl) 109
CNN relies almost exclusively on leaks from anonymous sources now,
--- That's a euphemism for 'we make it up', right? Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (7ZVPa) 110
The most dangerous place in the world is between Michelle and the Taint-Paint bar.
Posted by: Barak Obama at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (npdX6) 111
As the Art Thread and Ace cross the beams.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (OdK9v) 112
The sketch artist thing doesn't bother me at all. Its the least dramatic and effective way to portray events and nobody believes anything they see sketched by someone is an accurate depiction. It reduces the proceedings to a more slow and respectable level by associating the press meeting with a courtroom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (39g3+) 113
Looked up taint paint. It means exactly what I thought it would mean. How disappointing.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (toi7g) 114
Less than 100 comments in: Over 30 mentions of taint paint.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (cAnNx) Never heard of it 'til today, and I ain't looking it up. Oh hell who am I kidding. Curiosity is gonna kill me. Probably will before the ONT. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (Jcg9Q) Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (2Mnv1) 116
Trump will really enjoy his two scoops this week.
Posted by: William Eaton at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (MuTTO) Posted by: CNN is ISIS and Proud to be LGBTetc! at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (aT+Bx) 118
Can't be any worse than the Damascus Car Wash.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (1mME9) Nope. Not gonna do it. Posted by: cornbred at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (blhqn) 119
Alisyn Camarotta should ask a young Indian girl to spell taint paint.
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (Fy1TT) 120
What is the deal with the CNN = ISIS stuff?
CNN *is* all fake news, all the time...but where did that come from? Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (eSx+E) Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf) 122
Reminder: Jeff Zucker used to work on the Today show as an executive producer. He's responsible for keeping Cutie Couric on the air.
Then he got a promotion at NBC to run the place and got fired for being an incompetent asswipe who alienated everyone at the company. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (4ErVI) 123
When you've lost Erick Erick Erickson, you've lost the #NeverTrump people.
Posted by: zombie walter cronkite at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (nlbfN) Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (8ikIW) 125
First appearance of "taint-paints" at the HQ.
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (rmVvL) First of many. We'll all be able to look back on this and say we were here, at the beginning. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (TOk1P) 126
Ugh. And now I need to stick an ice pick into my visual cortex.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (9q7Dl) _______ It's not so bad... trust me Posted by: Zombie Rosemary Kennedy at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (MdC1o) 127
CNN relies almost exclusively on leaks from anonymous sources now,
That's a euphemism for 'we make it up', right? ___ Hey my sources at Democrat Underground and Kos.com tell me these leaks are 100% sourced! Posted by: CNN Star Reporter at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (eSx+E) 128
I believe the full phrase is tongue-punch in the fart box.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf) Correct. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (Jcg9Q) 129
Why the hell does CNN stil have White House press credentials?
Jake Tapper has always been a conservative foil. He's a quisling who sneaks around and uses his status to produce subterfuge. You one, because he's "one of us". *makes Jerking motion with hand* Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (20kdE) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (39g3+) 131
The sketch artist thing doesn't bother me at all. Its the least dramatic and effective way to portray events and nobody believes anything they see sketched by someone is an accurate depiction. It reduces the proceedings to a more slow and respectable level by associating the press meeting with a courtroom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Yep, next step. All questions to be submitted in writing, follow-ups will be verbal. Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (9TU00) 132
I don't know what he's putting on down there, but it taint paint.
Posted by: Roy at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (7n4KQ) 133
I noticed that once in a while Tapper would go against common lib thought, then spend the other 90% marching in lock step.
Sadly even that 10% was 10% higher than the rest of the LSM. Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (m3iiU) 134
@99
And also remember that Obama embedded Rhodes, Jarret and other associated spys and sabatuours throughout FEDGov on his way out the door. The resistance is being conducted from inside the house. It is essential that Trump either fire or demand the resignation of these people. Specifically Rhodes and Jarret. Posted by: Kreplach at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (D95+j) 135
Jeff Zucker used to work on the Today show as an executive producer.
Truly one of the intellectual/value-added giants of our time. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (B+qrE) 136
*waits eagerly for ace to post Joe/Mika music vid thread*
Actual line he wrote for a "song" about pining for Mika: "Don't make me beg Oh, what the hell, I'm begging" Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (PY9jH) 137
"Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love." Okay so I had to look up taint paint and I don't see how these to activities can be done simultaneously Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (lKyWE) 138
Be sure to check out my new pr0n video:
The Joy of Taint-Painting. Posted by: Bob Ross at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (xAvrH) 139
Apropos of nothing, "taint Bondo" would be a fantastic band name. Or a villain name in a sci fi story.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (FbWGf) 140
Taint paint -- the alternative phrase for ball sweat mop up Posted by: Sphynx at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (OZmbA) Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (KUaJL) 142
Looked up taint paint. It means exactly what I thought it would mean. How disappointing.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (toi7g) And us Rusty's are not easily disappointed. Posted by: Rusty Trombone at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (TOk1P) 143
122 Reminder: Jeff Zucker used to work on the Today show as an executive producer. He's responsible for keeping Cutie Couric on the air.
Then he got a promotion at NBC to run the place and got fired for being an incompetent asswipe who alienated everyone at the company. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (4ErVI) --------------------------------------------------- CNN loves retreads...it is why they liked Hillary. Posted by: William Eaton at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (MuTTO) 144
#drainFBIswamp
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (zSXXo) 145
More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes. WZ
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (r5KeJ) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (PY9jH) 147
102 It's no 'Dirty Adolph'.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (Uxokn) And definitely not a Schmutzig Eva. Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (RD7QR) 148
"It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love."
That phrase right there can cover quite a bit of Moron lore. Posted by: Roy at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (7n4KQ) 149
Taint paints are ISIS recruiting tools that will kill millions of ONT first-timers.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (B+qrE) 150
More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes. WZ
*** Remember to get the wall finished while she is gone. Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (eSx+E) 151
Okay so I had to look up taint paint and I don't see how these to activities can be done simultaneously
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic == Stream pressure and trajectory? Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (Uxokn) 152
136. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (PY9jH)
Oh, good heavens. So his music video is about trashing Trump + pining for Mika? Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (a0IVu) Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (tRLIC) 154
Taint-Paint is a tax!
Posted by: John Roberts at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (npdX6) 155
ValJet is in the government?
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (9TU00) 156
145 More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes. WZ
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (r5KeJ) 2 birds, one stone? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (KUaJL) 157
145 More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes. WZ
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n Posted by: Buzzsaw She doesn't have a mailbox for a mail order scrip. Posted by: Roy at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (7n4KQ) 158
Love the slattering of Tapper who is increasingly looking like a really ugly lesbian.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (y7DUB) 159
I'm waiting for Joe and Mika to be reduced to making pornos.
Not teven watch, of course. Just to relish their descent. Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2017 12:33 PM (20kdE) 160
Actual line he wrote for a "song" about pining for Mika:
*** Isn't that in violation of current harassment laws? Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2017 12:33 PM (eSx+E) 161
Oh, good heavens. So his music video is about trashing Trump + pining for Mika?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (a0IVu) Yeah, he performed in concert Thursday night for all the media libs. Shep was there, as was Eric Bolling (wtf???) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (/tuJf) 163
145 More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes. WZ
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (r5KeJ) She's pretty. Too bad she's a nut. Really we probably don't want her reproducing anyway unless we can take the kids away from her. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (FbWGf) 165
Trump presidency is pretty damn entertaining so far, eh?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (a0IVu) 166
Ugh. And now I need to stick an ice pick into my visual cortex.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (9q7Dl) _______ It's not so bad... trust me Posted by: Zombie Rosemary Kennedy at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (MdC1o) U, Thir aw Matham, aww an impathtah. Posted by: Thombie Wozemawwi Kebbedee at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (TOk1P) 167
More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes. WZ
-- Gee, she must not know The Secret. Don't have sex. And it's free. /providing free health advice since june of 2017 Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (aT+Bx) Posted by: William Eaton at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (MuTTO) 169
You know if you leave paste out in the sun, it can taste like taint paint. Also has the consistency of taint paint
Oh and taint paint. Posted by: Joe Biden at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (npdX6) 170
Yesterday I had never heard the phrase "taint-paint".
Today I have learned I can order a coffee mug with that phrase on it. I'm suddenly glad I don't drink coffee. Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (Hk/NM) 171
145 More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes. WZ
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n Posted by: Buzzsaw sterilize! sterilize! sterilize! Posted by: NOMAD at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (7n4KQ) 172
161, hep was there, as was Eric Bolling (wtf???)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (PY9jH) Maybe Bolling was there for comedy relief. Either that or he is gathering material for his next book. Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (a0IVu) 173
She makes up for all the Canadians coming here to escape from their own one-payer hell.
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (9TU00) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (B+qrE) 175
There was a good story in the WSJ about all the illegal immigrants who went to Canada because of Trump. Short version, it's not working out to well.
That lady from CNN can go join them. Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (20kdE) 176
>>>I'm waiting for Joe and Mika to be reduced to making pornos.<<<
Sex tape is what Mika uses to keep her tits from dragging on the floor. Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (2Mnv1) 177
162 >>She's still a One ...
With a ball gag, maybe. Nah. Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (/tuJf) Bullshit. If she walks out in nothing but Formal Flip-Flops and a smile ... you'll be all over it. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (tRLIC) 178
Bidet, mate!
Posted by: Australian taint-painter at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (xAvrH) 179
I sign all of my taint paintings.
Posted by: JEF at June 27, 2017 12:36 PM (l4aLi) 180
Things we now know...
The Trump-Russia stuff originates from a Dem dirty ops group that hired a former British spook to make it up. Comey was the primary leaker, but he admitted to having nothing when he testified. Flynn was targeted specifically as retribution for helping a victim of sexual harassment. No one in the leadership of the left believes this stuff. Obama ultimately approved the OP as he had to changes regulations to allow his closest flunkies to get involved. Based on this, why aren't we prosecuting Obama, Comey, and a bunch of others right now? Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2017 12:36 PM (eSx+E) 181
161 Oh, good heavens. So his music video is about trashing Trump + pining for Mika?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (a0IVu) Yeah, he performed in concert Thursday night for all the media libs. Shep was there, as was Eric Bolling (wtf???) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (PY9jH) Hey, I would have wanted to see that trainwreck live. Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (7HtZB) 182
She's pretty. Too bad she's a nut.
And again, I have to quote the wise words of Robert Palmer: A pretty face don't mean a pretty heart I learned that buddy from the start Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (39g3+) 183
Mika used to be ok. Now she looks like that old sheet I folded up and used as a drip cloth to soak up the stuff draining out of the old refrigerator.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (4ErVI) 184
Based on this, why aren't we prosecuting Obama, Comey, and a bunch of others right now?
We are. On the internet. Posted by: Roy at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (7n4KQ) 185
More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes. WZ
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (r5KeJ) She's pretty. Too bad she's a nut. Really we probably don't want her reproducing anyway unless we can take the kids away from her. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (4ErVI) And she's a teacher. God help those kids. She's whining because she gets her birth control from Planned Parenthood, and says she can't get it anywhere else if it gets shut down besides Mexico? How fucking stupid can you be?? Wait, Kallyfornia, never mind. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q) 186
>>If she walks out in nothing but Formal Flip-Flops and a smile ... you'll be all over it.
She has the stench of a bunny boiler. Pass. Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (/tuJf) 187
"Based on this, why aren't we prosecuting Obama, Comey, and a bunch of others right now?
We are. On the internet." All our tinfoil hat theories will be proven true. Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (+7/1f) 188
Based on this, why aren't we prosecuting Obama, Comey, and a bunch of others right now?
Posted by: 18-1 Lots of wagons keep circling back to McCabe. I wonder who gave him the pass on the ethics problem wrt to the big check his wife got? Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (9TU00) 189
The phrase "fornicate less, educate more" comes to mind.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (20kdE) 190
Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes.
That would be yer classic Mexican Wheelbarrow right there. Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (nlbfN) 191
Based on this, why aren't we prosecuting Obama, Comey, and a bunch of others right now?
Lack of intent. Posted by: Comey da Clown at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (ul9CR) Posted by: Shep! at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (vg8iE) 193
Say what you like about Joe Scarbourough; he has the courage to make the obvious rhyme. Over and over and over again.
https://tinyurl.com/yd72rv4b Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (CPk08) 194
Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes.
====== Is that a threat or a promise? Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (vg8iE) 195
She's whining because she gets her birth control from Planned Parenthood, and says she can't get it anywhere else if it gets shut down besides Mexico?
Vodkapundit pointed out that there were THREE Wal-Mart pharmacies in her zip code. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (B+qrE) 196
I'm so old that I remember when CNN was worthy of the voice of James Earl Jones.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (MduLE) 197
She has the stench of a bunny boiler.
Pass. Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (/tuJf) She kinda' does. Not relationship material, for damn sure. Maybe you give her a false name. Like the prick you hate atwork, maybe. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (tRLIC) 198
That would be yer classic Mexican Wheelbarrow right there.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (nlbfN) Somebody look this up for me please? Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (Jcg9Q) 199
If she walks out in nothing but Formal Flip-Flops and a smile ... you'll be all over it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (tRLIC) I truly do not understand these moral dilemmas. The fantasy me (that's the one online, most of time, because this is not real life here, folks), has no qualms about banging hot chicks (or even calling them hot chicks). The real life me does not engage in sexual relations with dames that are not half of a committed, long term, monogamous relationship with me. So yeah, show me a pic of said hot chick. Tell me how messed up she is in the head. Ask me if I'll bang her. Go ahead. Ask. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (TOk1P) 200
More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes. Don't drink the water Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (lKyWE) 201
Fusion GPS was on the payroll of an unidentified Democratic ally of
Clinton when it hired a long-retired British spy to dig up dirt on Trump. In 2012, Democrats hired Fusion GPS to uncover dirt on GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney. And in 2015, Democratic ally Planned Parenthood retained Fusion GPS to investigate pro-life activists protesting the abortion group. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (Uxokn) 202
And she's a teacher. God help those kids.
She's whining because she gets her birth control from Planned Parenthood, and says she can't get it anywhere else if it gets shut down besides Mexico? How fucking stupid can you be?? Wait, Kallyfornia, never mind. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q) Nothing a little Spackle wouldn't fix. Posted by: Samdra Fluke at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (XUcIQ) 203
After a long run I had an itch on my taint
I scratched and my finger came back with paint I smelled what I had It stunk real bad Sticking that finger in my mouth I ain't Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2017 12:42 PM (npdX6) 204
>>Say what you like about Joe Scarbourough; he has the courage to make the obvious rhyme. Over and over and over again.
Also a pretty obvious Rod Stewart ripoff. Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:42 PM (/tuJf) 205
Senate investigators are demanding to see records of communications
between Fusion GPS and the FBI and the Justice Department, including any contacts with former Attorney General Loretta Lynch, now under congressional investigation for possibly obstructing the Hillary Clinton email probe, and deputy FBI director Andrew McCabe, who is under investigation by the Senate and the Justice inspector general for failing to recuse himself despite financial and political connections to the Clinton campaign through his Democratic activist wife. Senate investigators have singled out McCabe as the FBI official who negotiated with Steele. http://tinyurl.com/y8xoh3jo Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:42 PM (Uxokn) 206
"Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love."
"Okay so I had to look up taint paint and I don't see how these to activities can be done simultaneously" Okay so I had to BE A COMPLETE FOOL AND look up taint paint and I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE OR BE TOLD IN ANY FORM how these to activities can be done simultaneously. FIFY. Posted by: Jaws at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (oOw3I) 207
"Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love."
What a great line for a movie script. Posted by: profligatewaste at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (+yY4e) 208
Also a pretty obvious Rod Stewart ripoff.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:42 PM (/tuJf) We really can't have enough of 1977. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (CPk08) 209
She's whining because she gets her birth control from Planned Parenthood, and says she can't get it anywhere else if it gets shut down besides Mexico?
How fucking stupid can you be?? Wait, Kallyfornia, never mind. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q) Generic birth control pills are nine f_cking dollars a month. $108.00 per year. She probably pays that much per month for her unlimited iPhone coverage. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (PduNE) 210
Isn't it worse for CNN if these things aren't connected?
They're not able to say this was a compartmentalized problem, we've isolated the reporter or isolated the source and it's taken care of. Instead they admit this is system wide? I have for a long time thought CNN were a bunch of mouth breathing idiots, and here it turns out they are even dumber than I thought. Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (XEHGI) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (Uxokn) 212
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q)
I wouldn't go in to Mexico but she probably goes there already for meds because you can buy antibiotics and Valium, soma, etc over the counter. Whenever someone I know is down in brawley, El Centro/Yuma, I have them bring me back anti biotics for the burning times. I hoard meds. So she's full of it. I guarantee you she probably already gets meds from Mexico. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (Ri/rl) 213
"Okay so I had to look up taint paint and I don't see how these to activities can be done simultaneously"
====== Think of Tapper as a car you're working on underneath. Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (vg8iE) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (V4nDv) 215
So yeah, show me a pic of said hot chick. Tell me how messed up she is in the head. Ask me if I'll bang her. Go ahead. Ask. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (TOk1P) Maria Harf is looking better since sh'es been on Fox.Would you bang her? Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Lauderhill, Florida Memorial Committee at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (MdC1o) 217
Trump presidency is pretty damn entertaining so far, eh?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (a0IVu) I loved Reagan but I never had this much fun while he was in office. It was a different time but the old school journos and apparatchiks, except for random cocksuckers like Clark Clifford, still had enough respect for the office not to personally attack him. The current feral herd of catamites are pure id and deserve to be treated like rabid rats, which DJT is quite willing to do. Posted by: Captain Hate at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (y7DUB) 218
What a great line for a movie script.
Posted by: profligatewaste at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (+yY4e) "When someone wants to taint paint you, not because of who you are, but for some other reason entirely." Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (FbWGf) 219
Taint paints are great but I like tossing salad.
Posted by: Barak Obama at June 27, 2017 12:45 PM (npdX6) 220
OK is this a thing, and if not, why not?
Overdub of Queen video, asking Scaramucci if he can dance a fandango? Because you just don't run across a name like that every day. Stewart Granger was playing the role just yesterday. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 27, 2017 12:45 PM (H5rtT) 221
yo
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:45 PM (TDnQq) 222
That paint ain't taint, its a shitheel!
Posted by: Killerdog at June 27, 2017 12:45 PM (AySDY) 223
Woman goes to Mexico because, a) cheaper and b) immediate appointment.
So, CNN why is this? OBAMA CARE YOU IDIOTS! Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (TDnQq) 224
The real life me does not engage in sexual relations with dames that are not half of a committed, long term, monogamous relationship with me.
Exactly. in fantasy world, where you speculate about things based solely on visuals and no consequences or future repercussions? There aren't very many women on earth I'd say no to. But in reality? I don't want to be within ten feet of these kind of women. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (39g3+) 225
Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love.
ROFLMAO Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (0mRoj) 226
"Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly"
*** What in tar-nation is goin on around here? Posted by: dananjcon at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (WLK0w) 227
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Trump presidency is pretty damn entertaining so far, eh? Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (a0IVu) That reminds me of the "Why is American government the best form of government in the world?" scene from Thank You For Smoking: http://tinyurl.com/y8d4ztqt Posted by: Monty James at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (gKOMX) 228
Vodkapundit pointed out that there were THREE Wal-Mart pharmacies in her zip code.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (B+ Her argument is there's a shortage of Doctors. She's full of it. She chooses PP. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (Ri/rl) 229
So yeah, show me a pic of said hot chick. Tell me how messed up she is in the head. Ask me if I'll bang her. Go ahead. Ask.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (TOk1P) Maria Harf is looking better since sh'es been on Fox.Would you bang her? Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (lKyWE) I never watch tv news, so I don't know what she looks like now. I've seen the past photos. She's grudge-bangable. Sure. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (TOk1P) 230
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Fusion GPS was on the payroll of an unidentified Democratic ally of Clinton when it hired a long-retired British spy to dig up dirt on Trump. In 2012, Democrats hired Fusion GPS to uncover dirt on GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney. And in 2015, Democratic ally Planned Parenthood retained Fusion GPS to investigate pro-life activists protesting the abortion group. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (Uxokn) David Brock. Much of this will lead directly to him. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (UBzPO) 231
Funny how just 6-7 weeks ago the commie cocksuckers were all gloating about how Fox News was going DOOOOOWWWWNNN! I'd love to see a montage of CNN fucktards doing the FoxGloat Shuffle, along with shots of this latest CNN implosion. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (XWkhW) 232
Fusion GPS was on the payroll of
FIFY Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (i0ykY) 233
Redstone Arsenal is on lockdown after reports of an active shooter.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (398bZ) 234
194 Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes
... IM LEAVING FOR MEXICO. AND I VOTE Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (XEHGI) 235
"Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes."
**** As long as she stays there, I'm good with it. Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (0x/TW) 236
Her argument is there's a shortage of Doctors. She's full of it. She chooses PP.
====== Oh, really? So, if she has the flu, she goes to PP? Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (vg8iE) Posted by: lizzy ' s phone at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (OtFoj) 238
If your heart isn't faint, you must google taint-paint!
Posted by: Johnny Cockholster at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (xAvrH) 239
Trump presidency is pretty damn entertaining so far, eh?
That was, for me, the most compelling argument for voting Trump in November last year. Because I knew we were past the point of voting our way out of this ghastly mess, but at least he'd make the ride entertaining. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (39g3+) 240
193 Say what you like about Joe Scarbourough; he has the courage to make the obvious rhyme.
Mika-Zika? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (ul9CR) 241
For every woman out there who's coming off a broken up relationship, there's a guy out there who Just Couldn't Take her Shit One More Day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (OmOvC) 242
Maria Harf is looking better since sh'es been on Fox.Would you bang her?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (lKyWE) Marie's not crazy imho, just stupid. So yeah I would in a pinch. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q) 243
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Trump presidency is pretty damn entertaining so far, eh? Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (a0IVu) The Alpha male reams them new assholes. I still can not get out of my head the assholes basically spiting on Trump a the WH correspondences dinner two years ago. Payback is hell. If I was Trump, I would not be nearly as kind to these pricks. Shows he is a bigger person, I guess. Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (TDnQq) Posted by: Thousands of Dead Democrat Voters at June 27, 2017 12:49 PM (ul9CR) 245
Any chance you twitterers could get Jake Tapper + Taint Paint to start trending?
Posted by: Lauderhill, Florida Memorial Committee at June 27, 2017 12:49 PM (MdC1o) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 12:49 PM (7iUYS) 247
Her argument is there's a shortage of Doctors. She's full of it. She chooses PP.
She chooses Planned Parenthood because of leftist cachet and because while its more expensive and awkward, going to the county clinic would be gross and stuff, 'cause its where all the poor people and minorities go. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:49 PM (39g3+) 248
The real life me does not engage in sexual relations with dames that are not half of a committed, long term, monogamous relationship with me.
---------------------------------- Exactly. in fantasy world, where you speculate about things based solely on visuals and no consequences or future repercussions? There aren't very many women on earth I'd say no to. But in reality? I don't want to be within ten feet of these kind of women. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (39g3+) When I'm in the mood to be honest here (which happens, occasionally), I have mentioned the fact, and it is indeed true: I turn down women on a fairly regular basis. Mostly these conversations take place indirectly, and sometimes with non-verbal communication, because the real world is like that. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TOk1P) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (Uxokn) 250
OT. go to Twitter right now and read @jenanmoussa.
Hitler's Furies got nothing on ISIS brides. they're as bad as the men. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (k78wL) Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (MdC1o) 252
Just remember...
"This is CNN, we failed to report on Saddam Hussein's brutality to maintain access." CNN is evil. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (V4nDv) 253
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Maria Harf is looking better since sh'es been on Fox.Would you bang her? Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (lKyWE) Marie's not crazy imho, just stupid. So yeah I would in a pinch. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q) She has cleaned up a bit. She is so stupid she wouldn't have a clue you just fcked her in the ass. Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TDnQq) 254
Mika-Zika? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (ul9CR) I' would have used that, but she'd cut my nuts off. Posted by: Joe Scarbourough at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (CPk08) 255
Oh, really? So, if she has the flu, she goes to PP?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (vg8iE) That's my point. So if she needs a female type surgical procedure that isn't an abortion, where would she go, not PP. she's full of it. I know people now that go to Mexico for dentistry and other procedures because it's cheaper. I would not do this. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (Ri/rl) Posted by: Jake Tapper at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (7iUYS) 257
"Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly"
*** What in tar-nation is goin on around here? Posted by: dananjcon ---- I don't know. I came in late. And I'm leaving early! Posted by: RKae at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (gQyp8) 258
Payback is hell. If I was Trump, I would not be nearly as kind to these pricks. Shows he is a bigger person, I guess.
When he's winning, Trump is magnanimous and generous. When he feels threatened, he becomes very vicious and brutal. That was the pattern of the primaries. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (Uxokn) 260
Mika-Zika?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (ul9CR) Stravinsky/ fuck/suck? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (XUcIQ) 261
Her argument is there's a shortage of Doctors. She's full of it. She chooses PP.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (Ri/rl) I doubt there are more than a handful of Republicans who would argue that birth control pills shouldn't be sold nearly over-the-counter. No prescription necessary once over certain age, but short talk with pharmacist. Throw some information into the bag. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (PduNE) 262
Harf's body seems a bit oddly proportioned.
But if she was to wear the naughty librarian glasses, I'd hit it. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (ul9CR) 263
CNN, when news breaks, we fix it, literally!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (2S3bc) 264
I thought that read "Hitler's Furries"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (V4nDv) Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (9MlEz) 266
When I'm in the mood to be honest here (which happens, occasionally), I have mentioned the fact, and it is indeed true: I turn down women on a fairly regular basis. Mostly these conversations take place indirectly, and sometimes with non-verbal communication, because the real world is like that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TOk1P) If you're not actually talking to these broads, how do you know what they want? Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (Jcg9Q) 267
Don't go to Mexico. Too dangerous. Just stay here and do butt stuff.
Posted by: Totally Not That Chick's Boyfriend at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (SkuXa) 268
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For every woman out there who's coming off a broken up relationship, there's a guy out there who Just Couldn't Take her Shit One More Day. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (OmOvC) Why is that good looking chic in the bar? Someone is tired of fcking her. Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (TDnQq) 269
243, Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (TDnQq)
I remember that too and Trump was pissed, you could see it in his face. Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (a0IVu) Posted by: USA at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (brmlP) 271
She's whining because she gets her birth control from Planned Parenthood, and says she can't get it anywhere else if it gets shut down besides Mexico?
She's whining that her "health clinic" i.e. PP could get shut down. This is all such total bullshit. She and her husband have gold plated insurance. Go see a REAL gynecologist for crissakes, and go get your birth control pills for the pittance of a copay at CVS or Walgreens or Publix or any one of a gazillion retail pharmacy options. This has nothing to do with access to healthcare or contraception. It's all political posturing Planned Parenthood pandering bullshit. Fuck her and fuck her husband. Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (0mRoj) 272
When he's winning, Trump is magnanimous and generous. When he feels threatened, he becomes very vicious and brutal. That was the pattern of the primaries.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+) ================================================ To me, that shows Trump hasn't felt threatened by the media all that much during his presidency. Posted by: Jackal at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (JjOsu) 273
When he's winning, Trump is magnanimous and generous. When he feels threatened, he becomes very vicious and brutal. That was the pattern of the primaries.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor No greater friend, no worse enemy. Works for me. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (AM1GF) 274
CNN and others are so hungry for leaks, I am beginning to wonder if Trump isn't setting them all up for a huge fall. The CNN 'fake news' story was quickly retracted...lightning fast. And people were fired within 24 or 48 hours. Something's up.
Posted by: K-E at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (uOEHQ) 275
Marie's not crazy imho, just stupid.
So yeah I would in a pinch. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q) She has cleaned up a bit. She is so stupid she wouldn't have a clue you just fcked her in the ass. Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TDnQq) Well hell my kinda girl then. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (Jcg9Q) 276
I see a white taint and I want to paint it black...
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 12:54 PM (+aCe4) 277
259 I turn down women on a fairly regular basis.
=== Hearing aids are wonderful things. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (Uxokn) Hah! Like infants, they really ought to have a volume control. Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:54 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:54 PM (TDnQq) 279
276 I see a white taint and I want to paint it black...
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 12:54 PM (+aCe4) I want the exact opposite, darling. Posted by: Milo at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (0mRoj) 280
Don't go to Mexico. Too dangerous. Just stay here and do butt stuff.
Posted by: Totally Not That Chick's Boyfriend at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (SkuXa) She got knocked up at 15, so you probably didn't even make the to 20 buddy. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (Jcg9Q) 281
MSM (and the Clintons, Obamans, ....) have been set-up.
When the counter-attack comes (and it's started) they can't complain about fairness, nor abuse of power. Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (+7/1f) 282
to = top
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (Jcg9Q) 283
When I'm in the mood to be honest here (which happens, occasionally), I have mentioned the fact, and it is indeed true: I turn down women on a fairly regular basis. Mostly these conversations take place indirectly, and sometimes with non-verbal communication, because the real world is like that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TOk1P) If you're not actually talking to these broads, how do you know what they want? Posted by: Country Boy Texting Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (9TU00) 284
This spiked story about Scaramucci still fascinates me, because people threaten to sue the media all the time and they usually couldn't care less, they always say "fugg it, go ahead, we don't care".
And yet this time, they fall all over themselves shitcanning the story, erasing all traces of it, and then firing everyone involved immediately. That's an impressive reaction! Scaramucci, after the story was killed, issues this nice "oh well everyone makes mistakes" statement that had a Cat the just ate the Canary grin all over it, as in they agreed to fling themselves at the floor and lick the dirt off his boots, and he agreed to say "Ok, I accept your apology." I'm guessing (because what else could have brought this about?) that Scaramucci, or someone close to him, had hard documented evidence that CNN not only knew the story was false but that they had fabricated much of it deliberately in order to denigrate Trump and his associates, and that he was prepared to go public with that evidence. That's the only thing I can think of that would get CNN to react the way they did. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (OmOvC) 285
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (0mRoj)
Exactly, she's full of it. Virtue signaling at its finest. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (Ri/rl) 286
Damn it A Weiner sock failed
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (9TU00) 287
*looks up taint-paint* Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Posted by: Chip at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (KXQr+) 288
Tapper used to be much more even handed. I think he's been hanging out with the bottom feeders too long and it's effected him and his judgement.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (2S3bc) 289
More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes.
Great. Hope she takes a couple of illegal aliens with her when she goes. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (SRKgf) 290
"If you're not actually talking to these broads, how do you know what they want?
Posted by: Country Boy Texting" ITYM "Sexting" Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (OmOvC) 291
I am the boondock taint-painter.
Posted by: Willem Dafoe at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (xAvrH) 292
#248 When I'm in the mood to be honest here (which happens, occasionally), I have mentioned the fact, and it is indeed true: I turn down women on a fairly regular basis.
There's supposed to be an unwritten rule that you don't hit on people at the gym. Yet, I've had to turn down several at the gym over the years. At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.) But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR) 293
286 Damn it A Weiner sock failed
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (9TU00) Which is how Huma got pregnant. Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (0mRoj) 294
Damn it A Weiner sock failed
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM.....Did it have a hole in it? Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (2S3bc) 295
I have never heard another man say the word pussy. It's just outrageous!
Posted by: Jake Tapper at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (SkuXa) 296
Don't go to Mexico. Too dangerous. Just stay here and do butt stuff.
Posted by: Totally Not That Chick's Boyfriend at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (SkuXa) Up the bum, no babie's! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (1mME9) 297
289 More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes.
Great. Hope she takes a couple of illegal aliens with her when she goes. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (SRKgf) And takes in a donkey show. Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (0mRoj) 298
'Something's up."
CNN especially now realizes it has exposure to libel suits. Having one of your employees do a mock beheading of Trump goes a long way to proving Actual Malice. Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (+7/1f) 299
Dumb doesn't bother me. I'd rather have a smart girl but dumb is okay too. What matters most is true and good and loving, respectful and faithful. True to God first, and me next. Faithful to the truth and me, and honest.
That's the stuff that you walk into eternity with, not how she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or has big hooties. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (39g3+) 300
Am I being really naive for beginning to believe that Mueller has already come to the conclusion that there was nothing there with either Russian Collusion or Obstruction of Justice and is just waiting for a decent amount of time to pass before coming out and clearing Trump ---and not waiting too long so that his buddy Comey starts looking bad?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (7uYFy) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (V4nDv) 302
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR) Who prank swapped this domain with the Penthouse forums? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL) 303
I'm guessing (because what else could have brought this about?) that Scaramucci, or someone close to him, had hard documented evidence that CNN not only knew the story was false but that they had fabricated much of it deliberately in order to denigrate Trump and his associates, and that he was prepared to go public with that evidence. That's the only thing I can think of that would get CNN to react the way they did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June or they have identified some of the leakers, flipped one or more and had them plant a story which they knew was false and malicious with cnn in double cross fashion. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (0wem/) 304
That's the only thing I can think of that would get CNN to react the way they did.
Posted by: Tom Servo or they found out their anonymous source was .... TRUMP! catfishing their asses Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (9TU00) 305
261 Her argument is there's a shortage of Doctors. She's full of it. She chooses PP.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (Ri/rl) I doubt there are more than a handful of Republicans who would argue that birth control pills shouldn't be sold nearly over-the-counter. No prescription necessary once over certain age, but short talk with pharmacist. Throw some information into the bag. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (PduNE) Uh, I believe that alexthechick has made mention previously of the dangers for some women for the stuff that is in birth control pills. So I really think more than just a consult with a pharmacist is necessary. Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (cAnNx) 306
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR) Sheesh, another experience I've never had and probably never will. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (Jcg9Q) 307
I turn down women on a fairly regular basis.
I rarely turn a woman down. Because they usually don't offer. Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (Hk/NM) 308
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR) **looks at self in mirror** **resigns self to futile, joyless fapping at XHamster** Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (1mME9) 309
Who prank swapped this domain with the Penthouse forums?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM .................That's nothing. This one time, at band camp..... Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (2S3bc) 310
I guess I'm not as morally upstanding as some of you because I don't normally turn down women unless they are married or I'm not physically attracted to them. I'm a single guy who enjoys sex. Sue me.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (5J1TA) 311
269 243, Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (TDnQq)
I remember that too and Trump was pissed, you could see it in his face. Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (a0IVu) Obama was mincing and prancing around, getting his guffaws and Trump just started the slow burn. And now, Trump is destroying Obama's legacy right in front of his eyes. When Trump is done it will be as if Obama never existed in the White House, like those pharaohs who had their names chiseled right off their monuments. Trump may not have written The Dwarven Book of Grudges, but he is a contributing editor. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (hLRSq) 312
Who prank swapped this domain with the Penthouse forums?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL) I don't know, but it happens. This once I was reading the blog with my neighbor's cute sister, when the conversation suddenly turned to sex.... Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (CPk08) 313
I'm guessing (because what else could have brought this about?) that Scaramucci, or someone close to him, had hard documented evidence that CNN not only knew the story was false but that they had fabricated much of it deliberately in order to denigrate Trump and his associates, and that he was prepared to go public with that evidence. That's the only thing I can think of that would get CNN to react the way they did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (OmOvC) This. And they saw a big ass Gawker- or Rolling Stone-style litigation in their future, one that would kill their franchise (if not financially, at least in the court of public opinion). They probably thought that they could smear Trump with impunity, but this time they smeared a private citizen, and as I understand it, the bar for libeling a private citizen is a lot lower than for a public figure. Better to grovel immediately and hope for the best. Now, just for fun: imagine their lawyers' reaction when they found out what their client had done. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (SRKgf) 314
CNN should just come out and say "We recognize a subculture here of people who are using this network, which we intend to be a 'trusted' source of news, as a platform to espouse their personal opinions and promulgate their personal agendas. To the extent that this has seeped beyond our expressly editorial material, we acknowledge the need for correction."
But they're CNN so they will quadruple-down on the lie instead. CNN: Because someone has to come in second place to MSNBC. Posted by: Angst's Alter Ego, a WaPo Literary Device at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (wx6iv) 315
Who prank swapped this domain with the Penthouse forums?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL) No. Shit. Between all the Gigilos, Navy Seals, and Pro Bodybuilders around here ... probably no use in a mere mortal like myself even showing at a MoMee. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (tRLIC) 316
"Pay no attention to the persons behind the curtain. We are the great.. and powerful..C..N.....N."
Posted by: This Is CNN!!111!1!!1 at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (e1mEI) 317
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR) You turned her down? Geez. When that happened to me it was so good I almost forgot the part about waking up in a bathtub with one less kidney. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (PduNE) 318
Over at Gateway pundit, Acosta now calling for "collective action" by the media because the press briefing are now without cameras.
Please do this MSM. Boycott the press office, and let Fox and the conservative blogs be the ONLY source of news. Do. It. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (aT+Bx) 319
310 I guess I'm not as morally upstanding as some of you because I don't normally turn down women unless they are married or I'm not physically attracted to them. I'm a single guy who enjoys sex. Sue me.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (5J1TA) Done. Insomniac! I need a lawyer. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (KUaJL) 320
**resigns self to futile, joyless fapping at XHamster**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM ........Is it still called fapping when it's a woman doing the fapping? Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (2S3bc) 321
"or they found out their anonymous source was .... TRUMP! catfishing their asses"
My working theory is that Trump himself was the source of the two pages of tax returns that Rachel and MSNBC turned into an evening long program about Russia. Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (+7/1f) 322
At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.) Maybe they stare because they see you turning down women and think you might be gay Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (lKyWE) 323
then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away.
-- Sounds like someone you can trust to be faithful. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (7ZVPa) 324
I turn down women on a fairly regular basis.
I rarely turn a woman down. Because they usually don't offer. Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (Hk/NM) I have being ignored down to a science. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (Jcg9Q) 325
#248 When I'm in the mood to be honest here (which happens, occasionally), I have mentioned the fact, and it is indeed true: I turn down women on a fairly regular basis.
There's supposed to be an unwritten rule that you don't hit on people at the gym. Yet, I've had to turn down several at the gym over the years. At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.) But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR) Why the Hell are you always posting here? You think I would be if I could just snap my fingers.....? Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (7uYFy) 326
There's supposed to be an unwritten rule that you don't hit on people at the gym. Yet, I've had to turn down several at the gym over the years. At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.)
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. Have had that happen so rarely that flags go up and klaxon sirens go off. I have so little trust in my fellow man, that I look both ways before crossing a one way street. Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (FeRav) 327
"She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined."
I've run into that a couple times - girls who apparently get a thrill by coming on to a guy while her boyfriend is standing right there, watching. It's freakin' weird, makes me want to go shake the boyfriend and say "hey you see that?? This is what we call a Great Big Red Flag that says trouble is comin' your way." Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (OmOvC) 328
Gimme a break. I led with the Senate Death Care Bill last night, we didn't move on to Trump Hate for at least 5 minutes.
Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (HgMAr) 329
292 #248 When I'm in the mood to be honest here (which happens, occasionally), I have mentioned the fact, and it is indeed true: I turn down women on a fairly regular basis.
There's supposed to be an unwritten rule that you don't hit on people at the gym. Yet, I've had to turn down several at the gym over the years. At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.) But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR) So...is this a humblebrag? Or that other thing we were talking about a few weeks ago... Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (0mRoj) 330
Please do this MSM. Boycott the press office, and let Fox and the conservative blogs be the ONLY source of news.
____________________ And televise it. Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 01:03 PM (SkuXa) 331
Obama was mincing and prancing around, getting his guffaws and Trump just started the slow burn. And now, Trump is destroying Obama's legacy right in front of his eyes. When Trump is done it will be as if Obama never existed in the White House, like those pharaohs who had their names chiseled right off their monuments.
Trump may not have written The Dwarven Book of Grudges, but he is a contributing editor. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (hLRSq) By the time Trump is done, there will be a new verb in the English language: to barack. As in, "Boy, you really baracked that one up." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 01:03 PM (SRKgf) 332
Obama was mincing and prancing around, getting his guffaws and Trump just started the slow burn. And now, Trump is destroying Obama's legacy right in front of his eyes. When Trump is done it will be as if Obama never existed in the White House, like those pharaohs who had their names chiseled right off their monuments. -- From your lips to God's ears, so to speak. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:03 PM (aT+Bx) 333
308 But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR) Based on conversations with fellow millennials, the boyfriend probably approved. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 27, 2017 01:04 PM (72PAC) 334
Maybe they stare because they see you turning down women and think you might be gay
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (lKyWE) Threadwinner...... Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:04 PM (7uYFy) 335
Please do this MSM. Boycott the press office, and let Fox and the conservative blogs be the ONLY source of news.
"Reporting from the White House, this is Charlie Browns Dildo, Ace of Spades News, Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:04 PM (MdC1o) Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 01:04 PM (a0IVu) 337
How do you know it was her boyfriend?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (5J1TA) 338
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR) Sheesh, another experience I've never had and probably never will. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (Jcg9Q) I was TERRIBLE at picking up subtle signs. Had to rely on female friends to point things out to me. Something as open as that would have been welcome. I don't miss dating, but I do miss casual hookups... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (3OIiX) 339
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
-- You actually voluntarily interact with complete strangers? I see your problem. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (aT+Bx) 340
Have had that happen so rarely that flags go up and klaxon sirens go off. I have so little trust in my fellow man, that I look both ways before crossing a one way street.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (FeRav) You must have lived in Boston, where that is an essential survival move. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (SRKgf) 341
"Reporting from the White House, this is Charlie Browns Dildo, Ace of Spades News,
"Back to you, Masturbatin Pete." Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (Uxokn) 342
then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? -- Possibly a threesome was on offer Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (7ZVPa) 343
288 Tapper used to be much more even handed. I think he's been hanging out with the bottom feeders too long and it's effected him and his judgement.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (2S3bc) Ace covered his "even handedness" previously. Yeah sure he asks Dems, "tough questions" but he let's them give weasel out answers and never has a follow up to the tough question to get more out of it. He asked the tough question, Job Done! Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (cAnNx) 344
319 310 I guess I'm not as morally upstanding as some of you because I don't normally turn down women unless they are married or I'm not physically attracted to them. I'm a single guy who enjoys sex. Sue me.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (5J1TA) Done. Insomniac! I need a lawyer. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (KUaJL) I'll need a retainer. Not doing this one on a contingency fee basis. Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (0mRoj) 345
Uh, I believe that alexthechick has made mention previously of the dangers for some women for the stuff that is in birth control pills. So I really think more than just a consult with a pharmacist is necessary.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (cAnNx) I think you start out with initial Dr consult then move to easier less obtrusive method after year or so. I mean, like boner pills, you need a Dr to explain every six months what the side effects and actual effect is? Geez. We're not a nation of grown-ups anymore. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (PduNE) 346
Charlie Browns Dildo, Ace of Spades News with a question .... ---- Yes. I bet it would make Trump and Sean Spicer smile. Maybe even guffaw. /next up, a seat in front! Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (aT+Bx) 347
So...is this a humblebrag? Or that other thing we were talking about a few weeks ago...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (0mRoj) No, happens all the time to me too. Last time I was a hotdog stand, and this girl with AMAZING tits and a really cute ass came over and said "Hey, you are one stud. Do you want a blowjob right now?" and I said "Well, I just bought a hotdog, so, no." I mean, principles, right? Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (CPk08) 348
I don't know that I'd ever pursue a relationship with a woman who has the poor taste to want to come on to me.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (tVWQB) 349
So why does NeverTrump central RedState "hate it" when someone grossly and wilfully incompetent gets fired for doing their job badly? Like Analpundit, they seem allergic to the concept of accountability in journalism. And it's common to most if not all media NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (toi7g) 350
Grumbleflaunt! That's it, it's a grumbleflaunt!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (0mRoj) 351
Ace, bro, stop trying to taint block me.
Posted by: Jack Tapper at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (xAvrH) 352
"She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined."
You don't get it. That was me, The Paulo. She gets you back and you start to do the thing with the fuzzy handcuffs. Then I break through the door and yell and yell. And then the Taint Paint ..... Posted by: The Paulo at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (+7/1f) 353
I have so little trust in my fellow man, that I look both ways before crossing a one way street.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (FeRav) Living 6 months in Chicago taught me that. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (Jcg9Q) 354
Sounds like someone you can trust to be faithful.
Exactly. If she'll leave him to be with you, she'll leave you to be with the next guy. Guaranteed. You're not the magic guy that will solve her wandering ways. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+) 355
Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love.
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton. Posted by: Pepper Brooks at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (oVJmc) 356
**resigns self to futile, joyless fapping at XHamster**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM ........Is it still called fapping when it's a woman doing the fapping? Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (2S3bc) Well, I'm a guy, so. . . Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (X6fMO) 357
I don't normally turn down women unless they are married or I'm not physically attracted to them.
-- Not to pass judgment, but I have turned down plenty of women who basically offered themselves at first meeting. There is something wrong with them if that is the starting bid. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (7ZVPa) 358
Grumbleflaunt! That's it, it's a grumbleflaunt!
-- Wow. Taint-paint and grumbleflaunt. The HQ: defining the English language. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (aT+Bx) 359
I was TERRIBLE at picking up subtle signs. Had to rely on female friends to point things out to me. Something as open as that would have been welcome.
I don't miss dating, but I do miss casual hookups... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (3OIiX) Studs like me learn to pick up on the subtle body language. Like when you are sitting at a table, and a woman hikes up her skirt and stuffs your face in her ass. You just know. It's all non-verbal. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (CPk08) 360
356 **resigns self to futile, joyless fapping at XHamster**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM ........Is it still called fapping when it's a woman doing the fapping? Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (2S3bc) Well, I'm a guy, so. . . Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (X6fMO) Wearing khakis? Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (0mRoj) 361
We got some Grade A beefcake at the HQ today.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+) 363
was TERRIBLE at picking up subtle signs. Had to rely on female friends to point things out to me. Something as open as that would have been welcome.
I don't miss dating, but I do miss casual hookups... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (3OIiX) Same thing here. I was awful at reading things. But sadly, that was because I was not used to it, so it would fly right by me. Why couldn't they just TELL me? I'm also ashamed to admit that gay guys tried to pick me up on a couple occasions, which surprised me because i'm not "fancy" looking... Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (7uYFy) 364
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I have never heard another man say the word pussy. It's just outrageous! Posted by: Jake Tapper at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (SkuXa) They don't call you a pussy, they call you a pig........ http://tinyurl.com/npje7bp Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (TDnQq) 365
Well, I'm a guy, so. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM.,,,,,Oh, sorry bout that. Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (2S3bc) Posted by: Jake, from State Farm at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (72PAC) 367
I don't avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (0mRoj) 368
Well ladies, I'll tell you this, go ahead. Hit on me, and see what happens.
No really, hit on me, because I'd like to know what happens too. Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (MdC1o) 369
You don't get it. That was me, The Paulo. She gets you back and you start to do the thing with the fuzzy handcuffs. Then I break through the door and yell and yell. And then the Taint Paint .....
Posted by: The Paulo at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM --- Oh The Paulo. You Magnificant Bastard. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (aT+Bx) 370
I don't know that I'd ever pursue a relationship with a woman who has the poor taste to want to come on to me.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (tVWQB) **fistbump** Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (X6fMO) 371
I was at this bar once, and these fire-ass hot bitches kept coming up to me - one right after another. Touching me and shit. Of course ... I really need to know a chic's political views before I give her the hot beef injection - so I played it cool.
Weird bar though. Weak structure - had these reinforcing brass poles all over the place. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (tRLIC) 372
What's all this about humble-brag?
Posted by: Running Bear Goldberg at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (jw2Xw) 373
but CNN has deteriorated to the point where there is literally no lie they will not tell if they think in will damage the Trump administration and get clicks.
The Irony, it burnnnnnssss usssss. Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (LTHVh) 374
I don't avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
-- Wise move. Also... don't drink the water. It's fluoridated. /how can people Not love Stanley Kubrick? Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (aT+Bx) 375
At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.)
======== Please....I was staring at the guy behind you. Posted by: Shep! at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (vg8iE) 376
Possibly a threesome was on offer
When its two dudes and a girl, its a train, not a threesome. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+) It can also be a Chinese Finger Trap! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (3OIiX) 377
I really need to know a chic's political views before I give her the hot beef injection - so I played it cool.
You gave them a 20 to go away, yes? Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (LTHVh) 378
361 We got some Grade A beefcake at the HQ today.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf) These guys are so manly all the 'ettes just conceived. Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (0mRoj) 379
♪ Once I ran to you, now I run from you. This tainted love you've given, I gave you all a boy could give you. Take my tears and that's not really all... Tainted love, ohh, tainted love ♪ Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (PduNE) 380
I still think it's funny the only thing they could get on Trump was a ginned up piss dossier and some locker room talk that is tame compared to some things said here by myself and others.
Even the tax returns have to be a nothingburger. With Obama's weaponized IRS, does anyone think for a second they wouldn't have been leaked if there was ANYTHING sketchy in them? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (4ErVI) 381
I'm always turning down California chicks. Like at the grocery store, these sluts are always asking me if I want to buy a large plastic bag for ten cents. That's code for "I want to put a magnum condom on your junk and do it right here on the conveyor belt." I politely decline.
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (3I7wr) 382
You might thinks that's love, but it taint.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (0mRoj) 383
376 Possibly a threesome was on offer
When its two dudes and a girl, its a train, not a threesome. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+) It can also be a Chinese Finger Trap! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (3OIiX) Is that like the Burmese Toe Trick? Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR) 384
340 Have had that happen so rarely that flags go up and klaxon sirens go off. I have so little trust in my fellow man, that I look both ways before crossing a one way street.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (FeRav) I told the story of a girl I was talking up in a bar and got around to asking if she wanted a drink , which she accepted and asked for a glass of wine. I shoved my way to the bar , finally able to order and returned with our drinks. I reached out to hand her the wine when she smiled and asked me to take a drink first. I smiled and said ' what?' . She said I need to know if you slipped anything into the drink. So I smiled at her, shotgunned the glass of wine and said ' nope nothing in the wine, see ya' . I understand girls got to watch out but if she was concerned she should have fought her way to the bar with me. If I would have psychically known that before hand, that would have been a hot girl I would have turned down. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (5J1TA) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (V4nDv) 386
381
I'm always turning down California chicks. Like at the grocery store, these sluts are always asking me if I want to buy a large plastic bag for ten cents. That's code for "I want to put a magnum condom on your junk and do it right here on the conveyor belt." I politely decline. Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (3I7wr) LMAO.. Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (a0IVu) 387
"Grade A beefcake"
definitely smelling *some* form of bovine products from certain of the comments Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (k78wL) 388
hat's all this about humble-brag?
Posted by: Running Bear Goldberg at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (jw2Xw) Here's a classic internet "humble-brag"-- I'm an average-looking guy . My penis isn't really that big---just 8" long and as thick as a can of Red Bull--you know, average size..." Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:14 PM (7uYFy) 389
The Whitehouse is now constantly trolling CNN
The moving of CNN's cameras and not giving Acosta a seat at the joint Trump/India PM presser yesterday was classic. Acosta's head is going to explode soon Posted by: harley1911 at June 27, 2017 01:14 PM (kTMt6) Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:14 PM (LTHVh) 391
This one time, at band camp ...
Posted by: The Paulo at June 27, 2017 01:15 PM (+7/1f) 392
371 I was at this bar once, and these fire-ass hot bitches kept coming up to me - one right after another. Touching me and shit. Of course ... I really need to know a chic's political views before I give her the hot beef injection - so I played it cool.
Weird bar though. Weak structure - had these reinforcing brass poles all over the place. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (tRLIC) I'm the same way. You know, I'll be out walking, and all these women in really tight sexy outfits practically BEG me to 'party'. Around here all the single girls seem to hang out on a couple of street corners, but I can't see myself in a serious relationship with anyone of them yet. They don't want to go for a coffee unless its really cold, and none of them are great conversationalists. Its pretty clear they want it, though. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:15 PM (CPk08) 393
I thought it was The Paolo?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh) 394
17 I used to respect Tapper because he was one of the very few mainstream, major voices that would actually criticize Obama when he was in office. It wasn't often, and it was very mild, but it happened. Compared to the tongue-bathing worship the other reporters lavished Obama with, it was refreshing and respectable.
But the guy clearly despises Trump and is completely unhinged on the man. He's incapable of doing his job properly and deserves no respect now. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (39g3+) 288 Tapper used to be much more even handed. I think he's been hanging out with the bottom feeders too long and it's effected him and his judgement. Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (2S3bc) I agree. I don't think this is unique to Tapper though. I also see this among a lot of insecure centrist to right-leaning college-grad professionals in general. Doctors, lawyers, MBAs, miscellaneous other ambitious keyboard jockeys without the advanced degree, and POG military officers are all bigtime offenders. Many of them admit to lying about voting for Trump if you catch them privately. The rule is that if a guy talks on a level that appeals to someone below their class status, it is by definition below them - the comparison must be exclusive, not inclusive - and they must loudly and publicly disavow him because they genuinely fear that their peer group will conclude they are low-class frauds otherwise. Pretty pitiful that some think fictitious, intangible status symbols would or should be afforded greater weight than work product or other value-adds. Maybe it makes sense if you know you're not doing anything that's value-added. Regardless: Sad! Posted by: Angst's Alter Ego, a WaPo Literary Device at June 27, 2017 01:15 PM (wx6iv) 395
Possibly a threesome was on offer
When its two dudes and a girl, its a train, not a threesome. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+) It can also be a Chinese Finger Trap! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (3OIiX) Is that like the Burmese Toe Trick? Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR) Now that one, I don't know. Is that a foot fetish thing? I'm thinking about a guy at both ends. Which...sadly did not come up in the one MMF threesome I had. Did not go well. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (3OIiX) 396
When its two dudes and a girl, its a train, not a threesome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+) It can also be a Chinese Finger Trap! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (3OIiX) Is that like the Burmese Toe Trick? Posted by: joncelli You know what comes next? That's right, taint painting. Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (FeRav) 397
Why do Mexicans love their leaf blowers so much?
Do they hold the thing next to their dick to get off? Why else would they run the damn things a 100 hours a day? Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (TDnQq) 398
I'm thinking about a guy at both ends. Which...sadly did not come up in the one MMF threesome I had. Did not go well.
Swordfighting, eh? Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (LTHVh) 399
You gave them a 20 to go away, yes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (LTHVh) You should have been there. They kept asking me if I wanted to go "to the back room". Like I'd give up my Golden Tube Steak to some random bitch I just met. I got standards, man. Standards. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (tRLIC) 400
Paolo goes both ways?
You greedy b*stard. Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (m3iiU) 401
I was TERRIBLE at picking up subtle signs. Had to rely on female friends to point things out to me. Something as open as that would have been welcome. Little did I know, but in junior high school, I was awash in top-notch poon. I didn't figure this out until 30 years later, but.... Posted by: Pepper Brooks at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (oVJmc) 402
100 Bottom line conclusion:
Every bit of this circus is based on that GPS "dossier." ALL OF IT. And I believe the source of all the leaks is from a state with a big canyon. A grand canyon, if you will. Prove me wrong. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (B+qrE) Eh. Arizona Man got it from a certain man named after a breakfast sandwich... Posted by: Hikaru at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (CMbMd) 403
When I'm in the mood to be honest here (which happens, occasionally), I have mentioned the fact, and it is indeed true: I turn down women on a fairly regular basis. Mostly these conversations take place indirectly, and sometimes with non-verbal communication, because the real world is like that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TOk1P) If you're not actually talking to these broads, how do you know what they want? Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (Jcg9Q) Sorry, I may have said that poorly. Yes, there is verbal communication. What I mean is the "thanks, but no thanks" does not have to be verbal. It can be non-verbal, and is relatively easy to do, without anyone getting their feelings hurt. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P) 404
Acosta was hysterical yesterday. Continually yelling over other reporters questions "Turn on the camera Sean!"
What a Maroon! Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (+7/1f) 405
A girl asked me out the other day. I was in her apartment.
Two girls tried to pick me up the other day. One said to the other "get him". Posted by: Leonard Barr at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (rJN3l) 406
I will never understand how we got from the place of valuing chastity and virginity to finding it a hilarious stupidity to be a virgin. 25 years ago a girl would be shamed for losing her virginity now she's shamed for keeping it??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+) 407
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (7ZVPa)
No problem. To each his own. I'm not obligated to continue a relationship with that person so I'm not so concerned with that aspect. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (5J1TA) 408
406 I will never understand how we got from the place of valuing chastity and virginity to finding it a hilarious stupidity to be a virgin. 25 years ago a girl would be shamed for losing her virginity now she's shamed for keeping it??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+) Feminism. Not even once. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 01:18 PM (KUaJL) 409
If I bring you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank You" is sufficient.
Screaming "How'd you get in my house" isn't necessary. Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:18 PM (MdC1o) 410
404 Acosta was hysterical yesterday. Continually yelling over other reporters questions "Turn on the camera Sean!"
What a Maroon! Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (+7/1f) I can't wait for the on camera meltdown. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 01:19 PM (4ErVI) 411
409 If I bring you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank You" is sufficient.
Screaming "How'd you get in my house" isn't necessary. Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:18 PM (MdC1o) Women can be pretty irrational sometimes. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:19 PM (CPk08) 412
I'm thinking about a guy at both ends. Which...sadly did not come up in the one MMF threesome I had. Did not go well.
Swordfighting, eh? Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (LTHVh) Not that bad, no frottage or stuff like that. Or anal, thank God. But...yeah, I'm no Libertine. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:19 PM (3OIiX) Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:19 PM (LTHVh) 414
If I bring you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank You" is sufficient.
Screaming "How'd you get in my house" isn't necessary. Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:18 PM (MdC1o) LOL This has turned into a hilarious thread. Mad props, Morons. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:20 PM (3OIiX) 415
Tapper is just as much a rabid-Lefty as all the rest. However, there is a seriousness to his facade--the look of concern, the furrowed brow--that is mistaken for honesty, as if it pains him to have to say things about Trump that he really doesn't want to have to say...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:20 PM (7uYFy) 416
404 Acosta was hysterical yesterday. Continually yelling over other reporters questions "Turn on the camera Sean!"
What a Maroon! Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (+7/1f) I can't wait for the on camera meltdown. I WILL NOT BE MADE TO LOOK RIDICULOUS! YOU HEAR ME? I'M IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT! I MATTER! Actually, the cameras are on, Jim. Thanks for the hysterics, cupcake. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 01:20 PM (4ErVI) 417
Weird Humblebrag. Wife and I are vacationing in Rehobeth Beach Delaware. We both love to walk on beach. So start out in Rehobeth Beach heading south for a bunch of miles. Yeah, well people from the area know it turns from hetero to quite a bit less hetero at some point. Some line in the sand, so to speak. Wife says, "This is weird. We started out walking and all the guys heads were turning looking at me. Now all the heads are turning looking at you." / end of Weird Humblebrag Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 01:20 PM (PduNE) 418
The problem with taint-painting Jim Comey is that he's constantly leaking.
Posted by: Bob Mueller at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (ZcAbN) 419
I missed it, Nood...
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (MdC1o) 420
A girl asked me out the other day. I was in her apartment.
I remember the last time I was in alone with a young lady in her apartment. She said to me, "Just put the table over there. Perfect! Thanks. Bye!" Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (Hk/NM) 421
Back when I was in high school, there were about 350 boys and 300 girls. My calculation is that about 200 boys engaged, or claimed to, and maybe 30-35 girls, so you do the math.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (7ZVPa) 422
378 361 We got some Grade A beefcake at the HQ today.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf) These guys are so manly all the 'ettes just conceived. Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (0mRoj) In my case, at least, that, Sir, would be Biblical. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (TdMsT) 423
I will never understand how we got from the place of valuing chastity and virginity to finding it a hilarious stupidity to be a virgin. 25 years ago a girl would be shamed for losing her virginity now she's shamed for keeping it??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+) Easy, birth control. Once the fear of unwanted pregnancy and the shame of that was removed, sex became damn near mandatory. Plus....sex is a lot of fun. Like...a lot. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (3OIiX) 424
Anybody that thinks pregnancy is the only consequence of sex is just ignorant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:24 PM (39g3+) 425
The only reason I wasn't blocked from the comments is because nobody actually describe what taint paint is.
Posted by: GregV61 at June 27, 2017 01:24 PM (MoJlY) 426
06 I will never understand how we got from the place of valuing chastity and virginity to finding it a hilarious stupidity to be a virgin. 25 years ago a girl would be shamed for losing her virginity now she's shamed for keeping it??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+) "25 years ago?" I think it's more like 50 years ago. Even in the '70's, when I came of age, being a virgin was still made fun of...but the difference was you wouldn't be the only virgin and even the libertine girls would act prudish - to a point-- before giving in. It was bullshit, but the fact that they did so showed a vestigial respect for a sense of propriety .... Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:25 PM (7uYFy) 427
Sorry, I may have said that poorly. Yes, there is verbal communication. What I mean is the "thanks, but no thanks" does not have to be verbal. It can be non-verbal, and is relatively easy to do, without anyone getting their feelings hurt.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P) Ok, gotcha. I can't read people worth a crap anyways, so it's moot with me. Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 01:25 PM (Jcg9Q) 428
I was with this chic once and she starts talking this crazy shit like "I'll do anything you want" and "Don't you think I'm pretty". I was weird - because I only inew her, like, three days.
I get that alot ... probably because I work out ... so I just blew it off. I did loosen her restraints a bit, though, and then just walked back up out of the basement. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:28 PM (tRLIC) 429
347 So...is this a humblebrag? Or that other thing we were talking about a few weeks ago...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (0mRoj) No, happens all the time to me too. Last time I was a hotdog stand, and this girl with AMAZING tits and a really cute ass came over and said "Hey, you are one stud. Do you want a blowjob right now?" and I said "Well, I just bought a hotdog, so, no." I mean, principles, right? Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In This is a true story (with identities redacted) from several years back: Dude sees a chick on the bus. She is totally stunning. The kind of woman that, when she walks into a restaurant, people look down and hold their breaths as she walks by, because to perceive her up close is almost painful, she's that's good-looking. But he doesn't hit on her yet. He bides his time. He observes details closely, and then eavesdrops her saying one sentence to her seatmate: "My mom didn't learn how to drive until we moved from Virginia to San Diego." From his knowledge of history and geography, and from patient observation of her features from the side, he deduces her entire life story. Like so: What kind of person in the US doesn't know how to drive, into adulthood? Generally: Foreigners. What do Virginia and San Diego have in common? Naval bases. What kind of people move from one naval-base area to another? Military families. How old is this beautiful woman? [Estimates age.] Born in, approximately, 1972. What ethnicity is she? Well, exotic, but to hazard a guess: Half Filipino, half white? Where would a white Navy guy be stationed in 1971? Subic Bay -- Philippines. What did Navy guys stationed in Subic Bay do in 1971? Either go to local whorehouses, or hook up with teenage base-rat native girls, hanging around looking for a way out of the slum by snagging an American sailor. So, it was all clear: In 1971, her handsome father was in the Navy, was sent to Subic Bay as part of the support fleet for the tail end of the Vietnam War, went out for sex during shore leave and met a particularly attractive prostitute or semi-prostitute Filipina girl, fell in love with her, got married, she gets pregnant, eventually his deployment ends and they are sent back to home base in Virginia, daughter is born, transferred to San Diego, marriage sours, get divorced, mother gets custody, learns how to drive so she can take care of daughter. Based on all this, the dude's pickup line as they exit the bus was, "Hey, my dad was stationed at Subic Bay too -- maybe they knew each other!" This was the very first sentence he ever utters to the chick. Her mind was blown. Pickup line: Successful. Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:29 PM (DQ4Fv) 430
No wonder the rate of sexually transmitted diseases is escalating after reading some of these posts. Better to stick with knowing who you sleep with...VERY well...or lifetime of doctor's appointments and explanations of what's going on 'down there.' No thanks.
I'm surprised no one made the joke: were you wearing your glasses? When the girl supposedly hit on the dude at the eye doctor's. Might not have been as attractive as one supposes. LOL. Posted by: K-E at June 27, 2017 01:30 PM (uOEHQ) 431
I remember a girl I met at band camp......
Posted by: Soona at June 27, 2017 01:31 PM (Fmupd) Posted by: Grump928(C) connects the dots at June 27, 2017 01:32 PM (LTHVh) 433
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CNN should just come out and say "We recognize a subculture here of people who are using this network, which we intend to be a 'trusted' source of news, as a platform to espouse their personal opinions and promulgate their personal agendas. To the extent that this has seeped beyond our expressly editorial material, we acknowledge the need for correction." But they're CNN so they will quadruple-down on the lie instead. CNN: Because someone has to come in second place to MSNBC. Posted by: Angst's Alter Ego, a WaPo Literary Device at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (wx6iv) Can't do that because it starts with Jeff Zucker. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 27, 2017 01:33 PM (UnMRd) 434
Her mind was blown. Pickup line: Successful. Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:29 PM (DQ4Fv) That's some Sherlock level inductive reasoning. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 01:33 PM (KUaJL) 435
"Taint paint," "dirty Adolph," etc. -- why there is "delete history" on your browser!
Posted by: jayhawkone at June 27, 2017 01:35 PM (ZD+J8) 436
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Her mind was blown. Pickup line: Successful. Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:29 PM (DQ4Fv) That's some Sherlock level inductive reasoning. Posted by: joe, living dangerously Oh, I forgot to mention: Ever single thing he deduced turned out to be exactly true. Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:35 PM (DQ4Fv) 437
Her mind was blown. Pickup line: Successful.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:29 PM (DQ4Fv) To tell the truth, I'm so good looking that people wet themselves while rolled up, seizing, in fetal curls if they look at me straight in the face. So it isn't like I can fairly comment. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:37 PM (CPk08) 438
"The Whitehouse is now constantly trolling CNN."
Good. They wanted to play stupid games, they now can accept their stupid prize. Honestly, did they think Donald Trump, who has been in media for forty years as either a story-maker or a participant, was going to change and *not* hold a grudge for poor treatment? Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 27, 2017 01:43 PM (hLRSq) 439
To tell the truth, I'm so good looking that people wet themselves while rolled up, seizing, in fetal curls if they look at me straight in the face. So it isn't like I can fairly comment.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In You should join PMBA -- People-with-Mythological-Beauty Anonymous. You seem like a good candidate. We sit in a circle and commiserate how difficult it is to exist amongst mere mortals. Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:44 PM (DQ4Fv) 440
zombie is Chinese ..so therefore zombie was the Filipina's seatmate and later was told the deductive reasoning process .
Posted by: LaGarage at June 27, 2017 01:53 PM (il0rd) 441
You should join PMBA -- People-with-Mythological-Beauty Anonymous. You seem like a good candidate. We sit in a circle and commiserate how difficult it is to exist amongst mere mortals. Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:44 PM (DQ4Fv) I would, but people are always trying to have sex with me, and it is soooo tiring. So I don't get out much. You know how it is. Gawds of dripping masculinity have it rough sometimes. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 02:07 PM (CPk08) 442
A little penicillin will clear that dripping masculinity right up.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 27, 2017 04:21 PM (QQ+il) 443
Part of the Tapper worship comes from the fact that he actually IS smarter than the average talking hairdo. There have been a few times when he seems to have realized that the party line was too over the top to work, and has distanced himself. An example was Donna Brazile's helping Hillary. Of course, this just means it is more important to take him down; I don't think that toad Stelter is hurting us at all, and little Fredo Cuomo actually helps us the way Debbie W-S always did.
Posted by: George LeS at June 27, 2017 05:28 PM (+TcCF) 444
Looking both ways before crossing a one-way street? I lived in San Francisco 1979-81, where more than one local driver thought it was OK to drive the wrong way on a one-way street, 35 or 40 mph in a 25 zone, as long as he did it in reverse - and I mean two or three blocks at a stretch.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at June 27, 2017 05:31 PM (4RrUY) 445
zombie is Chinese ..so therefore zombie was the Filipina's seatmate and later was told the deductive rreasoning process .
Oh yes but there are ethnic Chinese everywhere: the Philippines, all over South America, even Africa. So being ethnically Chinese and Filipino is in no way mutually exclusive Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2017 05:35 PM (TppKb) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0556 seconds. |
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