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"Russia, Russia, Russia!:" Kellyanne Conway Goofs on Indian-Slurring Alisyn Camarotta

Alisyn Camarotta was most recently embarrassed when she asked a girl of Indian descent who'd just won a national spelling bee to spell "confeve," and then, when the girl got it slightly wrong, excused her mistake because "it doesn't have a Sanskrit root, which is what you're probably used to."

The Indian girl in question lives in the United States, speaks English, and wouldn't know Sanskrit even if she lived in India, where less than 1% of the population speaks it as a primary language.

Apart from being an expert on Languages That Indians Don't Really Speak, Camarotta also fancies herself a bit of a "player" in matters of national security and geopolitics.

Posted by: Ace at 08:30 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (PWDVh)

2 On vacation and first!
WooHoo!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (PWDVh)

3 Ace I know its good to rip on the media. But don't a lot of these spelling bee champions win not because they know how to spell the word from memory but because they learn what the spelling of a pronounced word is based on the origin of the word? Not like there are a lot of Sanskrit roots in English anyways though. So I guess fuck em.

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (z/Ubi)

4 Almost thought I was first

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (Ot7+c)

5 How do you say Russia in Sanskrit?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (PWDVh)

6 Wearing glasses does not make you smart.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (hZ+us)

7 Can we get back to discussing hickeys?

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM (z/Ubi)

8 Election Hacks. What the hell does that mean?

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (hZ+us)

9 Well either way won't be to far down, its nap time. Got things to do before F-1 Qualifying at 6am.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (Ot7+c)

10 Can someone hack the chryon to say Election Hickeys?

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (hZ+us)

11 And all this time I though covfefe was a fake word. Now you tell me it is a real word, that has a real, official spelling?

Why it's getting to the point where you can't tell fake news from real news any more. I do declare.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (m9X4Y)

12 Thank god its Trump in the WH. Anyone else who had knocked off Shrillary would be going crazy now. Trump knows how to troll the FNM but good (and I think he even enjoys it at times) and Trump is good at and enjoys going direct to the people with twitter and rallies.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (eASYU)

13 She should just give the Yondu response

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (RrhD2)

14 Senator Warren, could you spell "confeve" in Cherokee please?

Posted by: Alisyn Camarotta at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (qJhUV)

15 Do these people get a lobotomy when they leave Fox?

Posted by: ChupaMe at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (irEaO)

16 How do you spell "confeve" again?

Posted by: Henny Penny at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (BO/km)

17 That's all you guys talk about is Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

Posted by: Jan Brady at June 23, 2017 08:30 PM (WwFyb)

18 Cough, cough. Cough what?

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (bc2Lc)

19 Alisyn Camarotta was most recently embarrassed when she asked a girl of Indian descent who'd just won a national spelling bee to spell "confeve," and then, when the girl got it slightly wrong, excused her mistake because "it doesn't have a Sanskrit root, which is what you're probably used to."

First, I doubt that it's possible to embarrass a member of the media. If it were, they'd all have dropped dead by now, or would at least be claiming that they were tranny whores giving BJs for $0.50 a pop. Anything to salvage a little self-respect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

20 Fuck CNN

Posted by: Killerdog at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (avagT)

21 14
Senator Warren, could you spell "confeve" in Cherokee please?


Posted by: Alisyn Camarotta at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (qJhUV)


Try spelling it in Gypsy or Tramp.

Posted by: Cher at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (n3hky)

22 Even with Trump in the WH it is just insane how the FNM and the commie deep staters are giving Putin just they say what he wanted by trying to make folks think the election was tampered with and thus undermine confidence in the U.S. democratic process. Thank god only braindead Dems believe the FNM but there are still quite a lot of those Dem zombies and many are high functioning in other areas of their lives.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (eASYU)

23 Naughty chicks with geeky, fake spectacles needs spankings for being naughty. Film posted to Instagram.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (/HfBH)

24 Senator Warren, could you spell "confeve" in Cherokee please?


Easy. Anything will do, since the Cherokees didn't have a written language. "Oral tradition," and all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

25 I saw what was probably that video on Fox earlier. Allison C was fishing with the wrong bait. Dope

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (ILitO)

26 and Keith Oldermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (ILitO)

27 Don't see any hickeys.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (fiGNd)

28 Kellyanne!

Posted by: MKZ in VA at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (tkZ2O)

29 Their blouses are covering up . . . hickeys?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (JyFLk)

30 Wow, Kellanne's neck is definitely hickeyable.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (yOqwj)

31 I bought a bottle of covfefe and my ass is higher than roofers boots.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 23, 2017 08:34 PM (avagT)

32 I thought that Covfefe was simply short for
Clinton Ordered Vince Foster Executed, Faked Evidence

Posted by: Chelseas freckled red haired vag at June 23, 2017 08:34 PM (hy43O)

33 You wouldn't be expected to spell "hickey" correctly, as it has a Peruvian root.

Posted by: Alysin Choomalotta at June 23, 2017 08:34 PM (Tyii7)

34 Happy vacation, diogenes. Mine ends tomorrow.

Sad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 08:34 PM (80X3Z)

35 and I want to see actual evidence that Putin personally directed his people to try and defeat Hillary.

Someone ask Putin how he feels about Trump pushing cheap energy policies that are costing Russia billions in foreign exchange.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (ILitO)

36 >>>8 Election Hacks. What the hell does that mean?

Exactly.
1. A "hack" of the "election" would technically mean someone manipulating vote data. That did not happen.
2. Russia sought to manipulate public opinion. Trolls and twitter bots. Fake news sites. This happened, but we do the same thing all over the world. It is not "hacking," it is classic propaganda.
3. Somebody phished Podesta's emails. That was a hack of sorts, but not of the "election"

Posted by: wooga at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (n1x/t)

37 Last time I did covfefe ... I got higher than a giraffe's pussy.

Hickey'd this chic in all the right places.

We demolished a box of Little Debbie's afterwards.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:36 PM (fiGNd)

38 Question for the Horde: how do you cover up a covfefe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (SRKgf)

39 Cry Covfefe! And let slip the hickeys of war!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (0mRoj)

40 24 Senator Warren, could you spell "confeve" in Cherokee please?


Easy. Anything will do, since the Cherokees didn't have a written language. "Oral tradition," and all that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

I could really get into some of that " oral tradition" myself, but only if chief Warren was a few stares away!

Posted by: B. Clinton at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (avagT)

41 38 Question for the Horde: how do you cover up a covfefe?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (SRKgf)


Take the top off an Oatmeal Cream Pie ... smear that shit right in there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (fiGNd)

42 Trump has amazed me with how much he's gotten done and how good he is at playing the FNM.

Even for him I think its a long shot but maybe he can pull off a jujitsu move and get the non-radical Dems demanding paper copies of ballots, voter ID and etc to
'prevent the KGB from recruiting folks to vote in the name of the dead and never shows' on voter rolls to tilt elections and so on.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (eASYU)

43 Dems need to shut up about Russia influencing the election. How many of us thought that Trump was going to win? Election day was a sad day for me until the returns began to come in and it began to appear that Trump might win

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (ILitO)

44 38-

With a fig leaf.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (80X3Z)

45 Hickeys, hacks.... starting to sound homo. Don't play with fire it will lead you where you should not go. Beware of darkness.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (qJ+iT)

46 >> Wearing glasses does not make you smart.

Does too!

Posted by: Marie Harf at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

47 didnt the Cherokee cook up their own syllabary?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (FJM5p)

48 Can we get back to discussing hickeys?
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM
~~~~~

We had a hickey thread and I missed it? Damn! I have a good hickey story.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (HiDrR)

49 Alisyn Camarotta? Who? Should I even care to know?

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (88xKn)

50 I think that is often the best way to handle these deadly earnest members of American Pravda-Laugh at them and make fun of them-all the while with a smile on your face.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (qES5k)

51 The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to duck.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (7vGuX)

52 37 Last time I did covfefe ... I got higher than a giraffe's pussy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:36 PM


I was in a saloon once when a giraffe walked in.

He strode up to the bar, and announced "The highballs are on me!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (DMUuz)

53 I remember when Camerota used to be on Fox, back when I watched Fox. She actually seemed competent then. Was she adept at masking her incompetence then, or was she once a good reporter who was required to get a frontal lobotomy upon hiring by CNN?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (eq0EU)

54 Is this the Camarotta chick that's used to be on FOX some years back?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (aMlLZ)

55 Easy. Anything will do, since the Cherokees didn't have a written language. "Oral tradition," and all that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

Ahem.

Posted by: Sequoyah at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (48QDY)

56 >> Wearing glasses does not make you smart.

Mock her for trying to mimic Sarah Palin.

Posted by: davidt at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (XoldI)

57 Conway should have asked anyone at CNN to spell 'unbiased'. That's a word they don't know.

Posted by: Chelseas freckled red haired vag at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (hy43O)

58 Alisyn's comment cant be racist because it was uttered on CNN.

Rememberberry a few years ago the Paste Eater also made a dumb racist comment about Indian people, something about 7-11 stores, which was promptly minimzed and ignored.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (EZebt)

59 Did kelly anne really tell camerota to suck it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)

60 >>>Question for the Horde: how do you cover up a covfefe?<<<

Grandma used a poultice of linseed flax, marijuana buds and shredded carrot in a cheese cloth moistened with white lightning.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (/HfBH)

61 A covfefe, a hickey and a giraffe walk into a bar...

Posted by: Alysin Choomalotta at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

62
2. Russia sought to manipulate public opinion. Trolls and twitter bots. Fake news sites. This happened, but we do the same thing all over the world. It is not "hacking," it is classic propaganda.

It's the 21st century version of Radio Moscow vs Voice of America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

63 "And all this time I though covfefe was a fake word. Now you tell me it is a real word, that has a real, official spelling?"

------------

It is whatever the media say it is, everything else is just a construct. And we rubes should get with the program.

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (U5yng)

64 He strode up to the bar, and announced "The highballs are on me!"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (DMUuz)

*golf clap*

I'm out ... but I'm going to leave my drink right here. If you see any old chics drop a roofie in it ... tell 'em to make it a double.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

65 It's so f*cking great that this is all they have. I'll say it again:

It's refreshing to have a president who prefers showing people he's smart over telling people he's smart.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (c2K1w)

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

67 I remember when Camerota used to be on Fox, back when I watched Fox. She actually seemed competent then. Was she adept at masking her incompetence then, or was she once a good reporter who was required to get a frontal lobotomy upon hiring by CNN?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (eq0EU)


Damn , I just asked if that was the same chick. I was wondering the same damn thing. WTF kind of shit did they put her through? Its like some body else is wearing her meat suit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (aMlLZ)

68 re 42: paper ballots can make cheating easier. how many time was a Repub victory turned into a Dem victory because the Dems "found" a couple of boxes of uncounted ballots in inner city (read "Dem") districts? Cheating will go at least until we get serious voter ID laws, and even then cheating will go on.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (ILitO)

69 Even for him I think its a long shot but maybe he can pull off a jujitsu move and get the non-radical Dems demanding paper copies of ballots, voter ID and etc to
'prevent the KGB from recruiting folks to vote in the name of the dead and never shows' on voter rolls to tilt elections and so on.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (eASYU)


If anyone can do it, it's The Donald.

I suspect the Reds even now have not grasped who/what they're dealing with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (SRKgf)

70 Hah ... and the Barrel for me. Fantastic.

Perfect ending to a Perfectly Shitty Day.

Cannonball !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM (fiGNd)

71
An enterprising soul could make some sweet coin by setting Covfefe Coffee Shops. Feel free to proceed...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM (pNxlR)

72 56 >> "Wearing glasses does not make you smart.

Mock her for trying to mimic Sarah Palin."

Her Perkiness, Katie Couric, wore glasses to give herself more intellectual heft as well. Not that there was intellectualism in her brain (she has made plain again and again and again that critical thinking is just not her thing) but still...

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM (eq0EU)

73 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:43 PM (fiGNd)


Too late.

Embrace The Barrel.

BE the Barrel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM (SRKgf)

74 Barrels are on the giraffe.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (c2K1w)

75 This one weird hicky hack will leave you breathless!

Posted by: Henny Penny at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (BO/km)

76 Hickey....on my shoulderrrrrrr makes me happy...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (0mRoj)

77 and I want to see actual evidence that Putin personally directed his people to try and defeat Hillary.

Someone ask Putin how he feels about Trump pushing cheap energy policies that are costing Russia billions in foreign exchange.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (ILitO)

I think the real truth behind this Russia obsession is that the Dems paid Putin to stop Trump, and he took their money, and did nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (XUcIQ)

78 'Alisyn Camarotta'? Just the name caused my BS detector to move to half scale.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (kUfFq)

79 Her Perkiness, Katie Couric, wore glasses to give herself more intellectual heft as well.

She's got the approximate IQ of an artichoke. Glasses or no glasses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (SRKgf)

80 The hickey is falling!

Posted by: Turkey Lurkey at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (IqV8l)

81 ScroggDog, come to me. It's Friday night, and I ain't got nobody.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (DMUuz)

82 I think the real truth behind this Russia obsession is that the Dems paid Putin to stop Trump, and he took their money, and did nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (XUcIQ)



Wait - are you saying Democrats spend unwisely??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (SRKgf)

83 54 "Is this the Camarotta chick that's used to be on FOX some years back?"

The same. I think both she and Kiran Chetry (another reporter who jumped ship from Fox to CNN) had to either get frontal lobotomies or take stupid pills to work at CNN as part of their contracts.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (eq0EU)

84 I'm fucking shocked. Camarotta went from a somewhat bubbly cool chick into a blond Rachel madcow. The left is indeed the frigging BORG.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (aMlLZ)

85 Did you know you can backstroke through this shit down here ?

And the shit kinda' touches you as you go by. Clenched ass-cheeks are key.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (fiGNd)

86 The roofies in the barrel were with the compliments of Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (/HfBH)

87 Well, Camarotta is from Jersey, so she's been indoctrinated since birth. Showing her true colors now--she hid them on FOX.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (HiDrR)

88 78 'Alisyn Camarotta'? Just the name caused my BS detector to move to half scale.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (kUfFq)


More like "Fica-Rota" which is Italian. Loosely translated means "rotten fig," and fig is an expression for hoo-hoo.

And she ain't no Ashleigh Banfield.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)

89
Set the Wayback Machine to 2006 --

"I've had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking," Biden said.

That Joe, what a card!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (pNxlR)

90 Ditching Liawatha's ancestor's sock.

Posted by: golfman at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (48QDY)

91 Hah ... and the Barrel for me. Fantastic.
Perfect ending to a Perfectly Shitty Day.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:44 PM


You got hickeyed, too?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (DMUuz)

92 77-

If that's what happened, that's fucking comedy gold right there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (80X3Z)

93 The 80's called and wants their foreign policy back.

Fucktard.

Posted by: Not Bobby Flay at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (wmjp8)

94 Downside of the Barrel ... No Beer.

Upside of the Barrel ... As toxic as this shit is, who needs Beer ?

Marco ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (fiGNd)

95 84 The left is indeed the frigging BORG.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (aMlLZ)


"Why do you hate me so?"

- - Bjorn Borg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

96 Alisyn, you have to tap the heels of your ruby slippers together three times while repeating 'Russia, Russia, Russia'. BTW, watch out for falling houses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:49 PM (OdK9v)

97 One of the sexiest MILFs I know puts on glasses because she actually needs them to read and such. She has these sort of goofy looking rectangular jobs that still look great because she will put them on briefly, look sort of embarrassed about having to wear them, then occasionally look over them as she's talking to you.

They make her even more attractive because they're worn so honestly.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (c2K1w)

98 *Grandma used a poultice of linseed flax, marijuana buds and shredded carrot in a cheese cloth moistened with white lightning.
Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (/HfBH)*

Paging bluebell. Bluebell to the white courtesy phone.

BCocharan has submitted his chili recipe.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (OKpu1)

99 Hah! The girl on OANN just signed off with "God bless you." Nice.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (HiDrR)

100 Clenched ass-cheeks are key.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM


Righty-tighty.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (DMUuz)

101 oh I say, scogg, you got barrel spooge all over my new waistcoat.

Posted by: rich lowry at June 23, 2017 08:50 PM (FJM5p)

102 76 Hickey....on my shoulderrrrrrr makes me happy...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (0mRoj)
---
Nice. We need to keep this up through the ONT. Long past when her hickey actually fades.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (QGoUX)

103
More like "Fica-Rota" which is Italian. Loosely translated means "rotten fig," and fig is an expression for hoo-hoo.


That harkens back to my favorite strung-together name: Contessa Brewer's Yeast Infection.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (pNxlR)

104 Camarotta got a little ticked at Kellyanne and the claws came out. Meow!

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (nvMvs)

105 Her Perkiness, Katie Couric, wore glasses to give herself more intellectual heft as well.
-----------

Heh. Geraldo had butt flesh implanted in his forehead to make him look brainy. He is now a literal butthead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (OdK9v)

106
Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Mushroom Mushroom

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (iFZVz)

107
On an episode of 77 Sunset Strip, they had this hot gal they wanted to make look prim and proper, a librarian/literary type. They put these glasses on her, and they were some of those funky '50s types, called "cat eye" glasses, I think.

Anyway, it was so damned hot I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (8O3HH)

108 "2. Russia sought to manipulate public opinion. Trolls and twitter bots. Fake news sites. This happened, but we do the same thing all over the world. It is not "hacking," it is classic propaganda."

---------

I can think of three instances where Obama tried to influence an election or referendum outcome. He promoted the remain side in the Brexit referendum, he worked against Netanyahu's side in Israeli election and he sent election and propaganda consultants to Australia to help their leftist party.

It is heartening though that he had as little success in those countries as with his advocacy of Hillary last year.

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (U5yng)

109 Alisyn usedta be hawt. She has had work done.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (EZebt)

110 Well, Camarotta is from Jersey, so she's been indoctrinated since birth. Showing her true colors now--she hid them on FOX.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (HiDrR)


I'm from frigging jersey, and to me Attila the hun was a pussy. lol

Only the shithole cities here are borg, the rest is pretty much red state. I wonder what part she's from?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (aMlLZ)

111 Hate to break this to you rich ... that shit ain't spooge.

A good dry-cleaner can remove spooge.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (fiGNd)

112 Nice. We need to keep this up through the ONT. Long past when her hickey actually fades.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (QGoUX)

We're going to make Elle's hickey HQ lore, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (0mRoj)

113 Real truth behind Russia:

Someone on an earlier thread made a great point. Russia cut off adoptions to The Gays. Now, and only now, are they the enemy. Nuclear war level enemy.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (c2K1w)

114 she should have had a henna hickey put on before she went with the real thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (0wem/)

115 Okay, I haven't read all the posts yet, but I could not find confeve in the Webster, Dictionary.com, or Oxford dictionary sites. Is this a word, or a typo?

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (lIZQs)

116 MARK THIS DAY!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM (0wem/)

117 114 she should have had a henna hickey put on before she went with the real thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (0wem/)

Crossing the memes can result in complete protonic reversal.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM (0mRoj)

118 We're going to make Elle's hickey HQ lore, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:52 PM (0mRoj)

Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM (XUcIQ)

119 Only the shithole cities here are borg, the rest is pretty much red state. I wonder what part she's from?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
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I thought all NJ locations were ID'd by exit number.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (OdK9v)

120 Putin wanted Trump to win because he thought that Trump was lying when he said he wanted to keep energy prices cheap.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (ILitO)

121 I'm pretty sure ... if I just sack-up and dive to the bottom of the Barrel ... I can get a whole-body Hickey.

Fuck it ... I'm going for it. What's the worst that could happen ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (fiGNd)

122 I'm from frigging jersey, and to me Attila the hun was a pussy. lol

Only the shithole cities here are borg, the rest is pretty much red state. I wonder what part she's from?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM (aMlLZ)

I visited Trenton years ago to visit the state capitol. The grounds themselves are very well taken care of, and the building itself is a sight to behold.

Go just one street over and there are rows upon rows of crackhouses.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (eq0EU)

123 116 MARK THIS DAY!
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM (0wem/)
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She already did!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (QGoUX)

124 first the hickey



then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vse1Dp3AS4U

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (0wem/)

125 'Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?'

I understand she got a hickey.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (BO/km)

126
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

Posted by: Jan Brady at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (r+sAi)

127 Re: carrot chili

I saw a food show recently where the hosts visited a very popular old burger chain in California. Tommy's IIRC. The representative was discussing the famous chili burgers and dogs and mentioned the chili had carrots in it.

Any of the Horde familiar?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (c2K1w)

128 and I like Allyson Camerata with those glasses, she reminds me of Eva Angeline.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (ILitO)

129 Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:53 PM


So well she got a hickey on her lower shoulder is the report so far.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (DMUuz)

130 Only the shithole cities here are borg, the rest is pretty much red state. I wonder what part she's from?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 08:51 PM
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She's from Shrewsbury (Monmouth) I believe. And I agree, Jersey's got a lot of red areas. Monmouth (me) and Ocean pretty consistently vote Republican, as well as a number of other counties in the northwest and south.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (HiDrR)

131 What's the worst that could happen ?

You could get stuck to the drain.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (BO/km)

132 Has anyone ever been to the Night Market in Queens? It is right by Citi Field and looks like a lot of good, reasonably priced food.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (PUmDY)

133 Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?'

I understand she got a hickey.
Posted by: f'd at June




it was a sally fields moment "they like me they like me they really like me/ hey what the fuck are you doing get off me. you gave me a fucking hickey!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (0wem/)

134 Alison was born in Shrewsbury, NJ I don't know how long she lived there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (qES5k)

135 Our political system has become just one big flame thread.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (IDPbH)

136 So well she got a hickey on her lower shoulder is the report so far.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I refuse to believe that L,Elle has upper and lower shoulders.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (OdK9v)

137 I wish I had a hickey.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (BO/km)

138
93 The 80's called and wants their foreign policy back.

Fucktard.

Posted by: Not Bobby Flay at June 23, 2017 08:48 PM (wmjp

The response should have been "You're damn right I want 80s foreign policy - IT FUCKING WORKED!!!"

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (eq0EU)

139 is lower shoulder known in some circles as upper boob?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (0wem/)

140 I'm not expert but I would think that carrots in chili would add a bit of sweetness and texture that might be good if you were putting it on a shitty hot dog.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM (ILitO)

141 Seek not the depths of the Barrel.

Even such as I never dated it.

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred at June 23, 2017 08:58 PM (FJM5p)

142 "Damn , I just asked if that was the same chick. I was wondering the same damn thing. WTF kind of shit did they put her through? Its like some body else is wearing her meat suit."

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Mouth for hire.

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2017 08:58 PM (U5yng)

143 *dared it.

... until now

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred at June 23, 2017 08:58 PM (FJM5p)

144 "Knows Absolutely Nothing About Anything"

Ace has nailed the elites, media and otherwise, for all time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 08:59 PM (i81II)

145
Did someone say Hickey?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkic1o57Kjo

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 08:59 PM (iFZVz)

146 More like "Fica-Rota" which is Italian. Loosely translated means "rotten fig," and fig is an expression for hoo-hoo.

And she ain't no Ashleigh Banfield.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)



From round about where my lot came from fico is fig or fig tree and fica is c*nt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 08:59 PM (auHtY)

147
I saw a food show recently where the hosts visited a very popular old burger chain in California. Tommy's IIRC. The representative was discussing the famous chili burgers and dogs and mentioned the chili had carrots in it.

Any of the Horde familiar?
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (c2K1w)



My saintly mother always put celery in chili, as do I, of course. Anyone else?

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (lIZQs)

148 The question that must be asked now: Is the left a religion?

Ace previous post on Continetti seems to point to that. Considering most of the media is left wing it should not be surprising they are proselytizing and defending their faith on TV and in newspapers. Just like the rest of their "church" does on college campuses and in the entertainment industry.

Do they choose their faith over facts if it contradicts the faith? Answer: Yes

Do they see criticism and disagreement of their faith as something motivated by evil? Answer: Yes

The only things they are missing is a god, but Obama is darn near the messiah to these people.

One more proof: Just look how they cried and looked ghost white on election night. It was like they had seen the devil.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (MuTTO)

149 77 I think the real truth behind this Russia obsession is that the Dems paid Putin to stop Trump, and he took their money, and did nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (XUcIQ)


I hadn't thought of that but it makes as much sense as anything else.

The idea that Putin helped Trump win the election because he thought Hillary would be too tough on Russia is just unbelievable.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (nvMvs)

150 re 137: if I only had a brain

Posted by: keith olbermann at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (ILitO)

151 Speaking of glasses and hotness, does anyone remember the very first Rocky when Stallone backs the dorky, greasy, mousey Adrian up against the wall, takes the barrettes out of her hair, removes the cat's eyes glasses and--voilla!--instant hotness!

Posted by: Charles Baba O'Reilly Gibson at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (89VjS)

152 Any word on how Elle's presentation went today?'

It went very well and she got a lot of compliments but now lots of people want to be her friend (I'm guessing on FB) and she doesn't want to be their friend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (qES5k)

153 re 148: yes.

Posted by: keith olbermann at June 23, 2017 09:01 PM (ILitO)

154
Fickey, hickey.
Hickey, dickey.

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at June 23, 2017 09:01 PM (Tyii7)

155 My saintly mother always put celery in chili, as do I, of course. Anyone else?
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First it's carrots and now celery???? WTF!!! Has everyone gone insane?!?!?!?

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 09:01 PM (kufk0)

156 You guys are making me laugh with these hickey memes..poor L'Elle! Still I think there has to be an interesting story behind how she got a hickey.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (gcme+)

157 Re: celery

Never in anything. Not even Thanksgiving dressing. I like the flavor well enough, but the texture is unpleasant to me. It's the only food I'm like that with, too.

It's a shame because it really adds a lot to chicken soups.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (c2K1w)

158 There's been a nood for half an hour? Well, knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

159 "It was like they had seen the devil."

Imagine a pudding cup being raised to a pair of human testes... FOREVER

Posted by: O'Brien at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (FJM5p)

160
127
Re: carrot chili



I saw a food show recently where the hosts visited a very popular
old burger chain in California. Tommy's IIRC. The representative was
discussing the famous chili burgers and dogs and mentioned the chili had
carrots in it.



Any of the Horde familiar?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 08:55 PM (c2K1w)







I've eaten at Tommy's twice, at two different locations.

The chili tastes like Alpo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (iFZVz)

161 We need a national conversation about employing dumb people.

Maybe we can come with some sort of national guaranteed income for dummies so they can just sit home dummying it up and being dumb. You know, so they're not employed in things that might be kinda important. They can't sit some soaking in their dumb mindthoughts eating applesauce with a fork with a cork on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (4ErVI)

162 I refuse to believe that L,Elle has upper and lower shoulders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM


Ok, Mr. Smartychaps, on the lower portion of her shoulder. Reports of additional hickeys, lower down and presumably less ocularly detectable, have not been verified.

OTOH, since none of us have actually seen L, Elle, it's not without possibility that she has four or more arms, is it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:03 PM (DMUuz)

163 She's from Shrewsbury (Monmouth) I believe. And I agree, Jersey's got a lot of red areas. Monmouth (me) and Ocean pretty consistently vote Republican, as well as a number of other counties in the northwest and south.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 08:56 PM (HiDrR)

Shrewsbury huh? Yeah, not understanding what happened to her. Shithead should know better. I have a good amount of relatives in Monmouth. They're all trump people. My uncle says the dems belong in labor camps. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 09:03 PM (aMlLZ)

164 Yo, Shrewsbury is in Shropshire.

Damn Yanks. . .

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:04 PM (FJM5p)

165 I've eaten at Tommy's twice, at two different locations.

The chili tastes like Alpo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (iFZVz)



Gary Johnson: Is that anything like A leppo?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)

166 Alisyn should stick to interviewing people less intelligent than herself....like Democrats and Bernie supporters....second time I've seen her bitch slapped so hard her teeth rattle....

Posted by: concealedkerry or submit at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (kHv/o)

167 has Johnny Depp pleaded guilty yet? According to Hillary, a woman should be believed unless Bill Clinton or spinach pancakes are involved.

Posted by: mallfy cloggenstein of rattleburrow VT at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (ILitO)

168
The chili tastes like Alpo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (iFZVz)

Ha. The burger looked really good, but the chili would definitely make or break it.

Aside - I accidentally ate a piece of jerky that ended up being a dog treat once. Extremely waxy. The worst part was thinking of what level of meat product was involved.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (c2K1w)

169 >>>The representative was discussing the famous chili burgers and dogs and mentioned the chili had carrots in it.
Any of the Horde familiar?<<<

I've been to Tommy's and had both the delicious chili dogs and burgers, but I don't recall carrots in the chili. But that means nothing because I may have been drunk at the time.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (/HfBH)

170 7 I think the real truth behind this Russia obsession is that the
Dems paid Putin to stop Trump, and he took their money, and did nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 08:45 PM (XUcIQ)




They needed something to retroactively justify their eavesdropping on the Trump campaign, someone remembered Manafort did business with a Russian and Trump himself jokingly asked Russia to "release" ( not hack) Hillary's emails and from such idiotic insignificance we have all kinds of investigations and special counsels.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (89VjS)

171 Good heavens Miss Sakamoto, you're beautiful!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (bc2Lc)

172 Carrots and celery in chili is not chili. It's stew.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (IDPbH)

173 Posted by: William Eaton at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (MuTTO)

Pretty much it is, it's secularism which has become their religion, which is why I've said for years that it needs to be removed from the government because we have a separation of church and state in this country.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (4ErVI)

174 Johnny Depp entered a plea of " really coked up at the time, like fuckin' blasted"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (FJM5p)

175 154
Fickey, hickey.
Hickey, dickey.
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at June 23, 2017 09:01 PM (Tyii7)

I Know Why the Caged Hickey Sings

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (0mRoj)

176 Carrots and celery in chili is not chili. It's stew.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June




yep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:06 PM (0wem/)

177 Ali Cam looks like she has turned into a royal cunt since being at CNN on top of her overt racism.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:07 PM (2qHjF)

178 This Camarotta wench provokes an amusing stir in my loins.

Bring her to me.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler Putin at June 23, 2017 09:07 PM (8O3HH)

179 Aside - I accidentally ate a piece of jerky that ended up being a dog treat once. Extremely waxy. The worst part was thinking of what level of meat product was involved.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (c2K1w)

Reminds me of the Far Side cartoon, where Indians are butchering a buffalo, and come up with some bizarre organ, and have to find a use for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:07 PM (XUcIQ)

180 161 We need a national conversation about employing dumb people.
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Hmmmm....how would we start this conversation??? Oh, I know, we could write, "hey! Dumb-dumb!" on Starbucks cups....

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 09:07 PM (kufk0)

181 My uncle says the dems belong in labor camps. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 09:03 PM (aMlLZ)
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Don't people in labor camps...work?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (QGoUX)

182 Camerotta. That's a sort of babygoat cheese, right? Smells tarty?

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (zLDYs)

183 is lower shoulder known in some circles as upper boob?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:57 PM


It takes a sensitive and experienced tongue to determine the precise boundary, but amateurs often use the clavicle as an initial demarcation attempt.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (DMUuz)

184 158 There's been a nood for half an hour? Well, knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

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In our defense, we're morons and this thread went almost immediately to hickeys and underboob.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (c2K1w)

185 It's a shame because it really adds a lot to chicken soups.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM
~~~~~

Try celery seed or celery salt in the soup instead. (I don't like celery---too much dental floss in it.)

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2017 09:09 PM (HiDrR)

186 I've tasted the canned cat food I get from the veterinarian and it's actually pretty good.

The lefties like to talk about poor people reduced to eating pet food because of horrible Republican policies, but pound for pound, pet food is more expensive than human food.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

187 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (IDPbH)

188 Celery salt is a good idea. I forgot it existed. Thanks.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (c2K1w)

189 everyone knows the only thing separating chili from stew is a thin orange line.

that is mine. I made it up. you can use it but I want fucking attribution.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (0wem/)

190 It's a shame because it really adds a lot to chicken soups.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (c2K1w)


Fresh parsley or celery leaves have a similar flavor. You could put these in a mesh bag if this even bothers you.

Btw, my wife is the same way, including onions. But she has gone to thagomizing them in the food processor before cooking.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:11 PM (lIZQs)

191 168 Aside - I accidentally ate a piece of jerky that ended up being a dog treat once. Extremely waxy. The worst part was thinking of what level of meat product was involved.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:05 PM (c2K1w)


Mercy. I designed a wastewater treatment system for a dog treat factory that backed up to the border with Mexico. I spent the first two days retching.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 09:11 PM (nvMvs)

192 I ate gravy train when I was a kid. I'd like to say by accident but we're all honest here right?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:12 PM (IDPbH)

193 anyone else think the hq history will be marked BH and AH?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:12 PM (0wem/)

194 121 I'm pretty sure ... if I just sack-up and dive to the bottom of the Barrel ... I can get a whole-body Hickey.

Fuck it ... I'm going for it. What's the worst that could happen ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (fiGNd)

Barnacles

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2017 09:13 PM (hsZl+)

195 Everybody hates the MSM. Why do they think so highly of themselves? By maliciously lying with every word they speak and treating more than half the county like sub human trash, do they win points in their social circles composed of people that even more people hate?

I don't think I could be in the same room as one of those MSM folks without telling them to choke on a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:13 PM (2qHjF)

196 according to the Talmud, R Isaac and R Schmuel were prepared to fight to the death over whether chicken schmaltz was allowed to contain more than 2 percent garlic. Then they agreed it was a dumb question and they didn't have anything to fight with except salami sandwiches, so they shook hands and went back to the yeshiva. The crowd that had gathered was disappointed so they convinced Pilate to crucify that guy that no one really cared about. And everyone won.

except me.

Posted by: mallfy cloggenstein of rattleburrow VT at June 23, 2017 09:15 PM (ILitO)

197 re the dogfood comment i feel a British public school story coming on...

overheard at our house (as we called our dorms): The wife of the housemaster rang up what passed for Sysco over there. " yes, do ship us a pound of prime rib, and oh yes fifty pounds of meat for the boys"

nothing but the best

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:15 PM (FJM5p)

198 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM


But when they don't, you run the risk of poking your eye out on their shoulder.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:16 PM (DMUuz)

199 187 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (IDPbH)

Kind of like the 32 DD parallel?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2017 09:16 PM (hsZl+)

200 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alisyn_Camerota


Her wiki page is short and brutal. LMFAO.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:16 PM (2qHjF)

201 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June




which way was your hand moving?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:17 PM (0wem/)

202
Antenna TV tonight at 9pm central will show the Tonight Show from July 20, 1978. Johnny's guest were Sports figure Bruce Jenner; actor Joe Williams; Ray Johnson; actress Marilu Tolo; Donna Hois



I wonder if he asked Bruce if he's been feeling like himself lately or kind of different

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)

203 Kind of like the 32 DD parallel?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June




hiyo!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:17 PM (0wem/)

204 The question that must be asked now: Is the left a religion?
--

Yes. Most definitely.

What's really interesting are those leftists who claim to practice an actual religion.

Their leftist beliefs actually supercede the beliefs of the religion they say they adhere to.

Case in point: abortion lovin' Catholics.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (aT+Bx)

205 I don't think I could be in the same room as one of those MSM folks without telling them to choke on a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:13 PM (2qHjF)


Or getting them pregnant?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (tJeKM)

206 Go just one street over and there are rows upon rows of crackhouses.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:54 PM (eq0EU)


Coordinates?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

207 >>>Fuck it ... I'm going for it. What's the worst that could happen ?

Posted by: ScoggDog<<<

There's a stratification of toxins by mass density that could be reasonably compared to Dante's nine circles of Hell.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (/HfBH)

208 A hickey?!?! Where?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM (2qHjF)

209 Or getting them pregnant?
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I believe that is Paolo's job.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM (aT+Bx)

210 Don't people in labor camps...work?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 09:08 PM (QGoUX)


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Did everyone hear that "poor" people are now eligible to get faster internet access than you for about $10/month or so? IIRC all you've got to do to qualify is be on food stamps, medicaid, etc.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM (c2K1w)

211 Did everyone hear that "poor" people are now eligible to get faster internet access than you for about $10/month or so? IIRC all you've got to do to qualify is be on food stamps, medicaid, etc.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM (c2K1w)



It's the reward for being worthless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

212 Or getting them pregnant?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (tJeKM)


That would require having sex with them, right?

No, thanks. I'll pass.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 09:21 PM (nvMvs)

213 187 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.


Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM (IDPbH)


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It's shoulders all the way down.

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at June 23, 2017 09:21 PM (c2K1w)

214 I wonder if he asked Bruce if he's been feeling like himself lately or kind of different
Posted by: TheQuietMan

He must be a real player. His closet was stuffed full of broads clothes.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Carson at June 23, 2017 09:22 PM (5YBu8)

215 The Boyz to Men Geico commercial ain't funny even though it contains fart humor. Never really got fart humor. I gave up one of my man cards long ago when I didn't find the fart scene in Blazing Saddles funny.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:22 PM (IDPbH)

216 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:10 PM


For The Paolo, this is the line of departure.

Posted by: Paolo at June 23, 2017 09:23 PM (DMUuz)

217 The Boyz to Men Geico commercial ain't funny even though it contains fart humor. Never really got fart humor. I gave up one of my man cards long ago when I didn't find the fart scene in Blazing Saddles funny.
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The worst commerical is the woman sitting the car saying "Brandon" and "Brenden" over and over with different inflections. I think it's a deodorant commercial.

I hate her more than I hate the girl who named her car Brad. And I really hate her.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 09:24 PM (aT+Bx)

218 201 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June




which way was your hand moving?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:17 PM (0wem/)

Down. It's the behind , giving a neck massage move.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (IDPbH)

219 You guys are making me laugh with these hickey memes..poor L'Elle! Still I think there has to be an interesting story behind how she got a hickey.
Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:02 PM (gcme+)

Reality is never as good as Horde imagination. L'Elle is just gonna have to embrace this one.

She. Will. Be. Legend.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (OKpu1)

220 don't think I could be in the same room as one of those MSM folks without telling them to choke on a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:13 PM (2qHjF)

Or getting them pregnant?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:18 PM (tJeKM

What would Conan do, Tammy? Duh!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (2qHjF)

221 Just for fun, I put "Paolo" in Google Images just to see what popped up. Hardly any of them look the part, but you can find a few.

And, shudder, some of the Paolos are teh gay.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (8O3HH)

222 215
The Boyz to Men Geico commercial ain't funny even though it contains
fart humor. Never really got fart humor. I gave up one of my man cards
long ago when I didn't find the fart scene in Blazing Saddles funny.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 09:22 PM (IDPbH)


---

Same here. My family actively discouraged it and burping as comedy, so I'm pretty immune to it unless it's from a little kid who has just discovered the wonders of it all. They get a pass. It's not the burp/fart that is funny, anyway, but the child's reaction before they do it on purpose for other people.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:26 PM (c2K1w)

223 I believe that is Paolo's job.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 09:19 PM


The Paolo, he has standards, you know.

Posted by: Paolo at June 23, 2017 09:26 PM (DMUuz)

224 you might get knocked up from a hickey? besides earl? someone should tell L,Elle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:27 PM (0wem/)

225 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (2qHjF)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:27 PM (tJeKM)

226 The Cherokee people did in fact have an alphabet created by a guy named sequoia (might be spelled differently)

This is Oklahoma doctrine. Don't challenge it or we'll send you our murderous weather

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (Y6JzV)

227 Re: Commercial

The Allstate one where the woman is using her black man voice to try and convince her husband she's just as good a driver as he is because she didn't total her car in the last billing cycle.

Hate.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (c2K1w)

228 Paolo, where the hell has your ass been? Get over here.

Ol' Limpdick McTurtleface still couldn't get it up after I fed him a whole bottle of Viagra!

Posted by: Elaine Chao at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (8O3HH)

229 146
From round about where my lot came from fico is fig or fig tree and fica is c*nt
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 08:59 PM (auHtY)


I got it from my friend, who's Barese.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (mbhDw)

230 201 You determine the boob /shoulder demarcation line by establishing where they stop your hand.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June


Follow this order: Neck, shoulder, underarm, ribs, loin, flank. She'll forget thet she even has a brisket.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (lIZQs)

231 And, shudder, some of the Paolos are teh gay.


Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:25 PM (8O3HH)


---

I think it's best to accept that the Paulo is like James Bond. Not going to talk much about it, but if there's a job that has to be accomplished then by God it has to be accomplished.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:30 PM (c2K1w)

232 Follow this order: Neck, shoulder, underarm, ribs, loin, flank. She'll forget thet she even has a brisket.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (lIZQs)

Is it just me, or is it hot in here?

Posted by: April at June 23, 2017 09:31 PM (e8PP1)

233 well the ads for the dna service that tells you where your ancestors came from so you know who you are, I hate those.

the newest is some old bag that says "people used to ask me where I was from and I would answer hispanic." when people asked you where you were from you answered hispanic?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:32 PM (0wem/)

234 232 Follow this order: Neck, shoulder, underarm, ribs, loin, flank. She'll forget thet she even has a brisket.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (lIZQs)

Is it just me, or is it hot in here?
Posted by: April at June 23, 2017 09:31 PM (e8PP1)

Got the meat sweats?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 23, 2017 09:33 PM (hsZl+)

235 Call the doctor
I think I'm going to crash
Doctor say he coming
but you gotta pay in cash

life in fast lane.

Posted by: Konelrad the Alert at June 23, 2017 09:33 PM (m9X4Y)

236 All of this shoulder/boob talk is not giving Anderson Cooper a hard on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 09:34 PM (5VlCp)

237 The Cherokee people did in fact have an alphabet created by a guy named sequoia (might be spelled differently)

This is Oklahoma doctrine. Don't challenge it or we'll send you our murderous weather

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (Y6JzV)

But he didn't come up with that idea out of the blue, did he? He first saw the English alphabet, and learned how symbols could be made to represent sounds, and thus words, and realized the same could be done for his language.

This sort of thing happened in many parts of the world, often facilitated by Christian missionaries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:34 PM (XUcIQ)

238 She'll forget thet she even has a brisket.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:29 PM (lIZQs)


Just don't ignore her money muscle...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:34 PM (tJeKM)

239 One of the many stories about Churchill and Lady Astor. She was aghast that he used the term "breast" in talking about the chicken breast they had at some dinner. He inquired what would she have him say, and she replied "brisket".

He sent her a corsage the next morning with a note telling her he thought it would look nice "pinned on your brisket".

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (8O3HH)

240 Btw, my wife is the same way, including onions. But she has gone to thagomizing them in the food processor before cooking.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:11 PM (lIZQs)

There's a word I need to use more often: "Thagomize"

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (3JQ/p)

241 If L'Elle had four arms, she could type really fast. She would be first any time she wanted to be. I'd say that's proof that she doesn't have four arms.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (JKNZq)

242 GAINZZZ report. Down to 175 and 11.5% body fat. Having to eat a ton now close to 2500 and sometimes 3000 calories in a 8 hour window. No Fap and No porn made my test levels and muscle growth go through the roof. Rocky was definitely onto something.

Im doing handstand push-ups at night now along with core. 3 to 4 hours lifting heavy and then sprints. (I'm stuck in family court hell so I have a ton of stress to beat down).

Hope the Rons and Ettes are sticking with the GAINZZZ program and doing well!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (2qHjF)

243 And the Red Blacks are going to beat the Stampeders

Bummer, eh?

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (+eiUm)

244 Just don't ignore her money muscle...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Is this a new name for the man in the boat?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 09:36 PM (5YBu8)

245 On one year's photo ID for college, I was sportin' a world class hickey on my neck. Marked me, that woman did.

That hickey could be seen from Sarah Palin's porch.

The same place you can see Russia from. *topical comment*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2017 09:36 PM (6jaju)

246 Conan is the trampler of golden crowns, the slayer of proud warriors, the deliverer of hickeys upon pure throats of alabaster

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (FJM5p)

247 My uncle says the dems belong in labor camps. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 09:03 PM (aMlLZ)



I'd like to get drunk with your uncle.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (Id9+8)

248 I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (gcme+)

249 The Cherokee people did in fact have an alphabet created by a guy named sequoia (might be spelled differently)

This is Oklahoma doctrine. Don't challenge it or we'll send you our murderous weather

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:28 PM (Y6JzV)

But he didn't come up with that idea out of the blue, did he? He first saw the English alphabet, and learned how symbols could be made to represent sounds, and thus words, and realized the same could be done for his language.

This sort of thing happened in many parts of the world, often facilitated by Christian missionaries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh, definitely he lifted the idea from pale people. Strangely they never mastered the wheel.

Kidding! Kidding! (covers scalp)

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:38 PM (Y6JzV)

250 An old favorite joke:

A hick was visiting the next town and passed a roadside shack with a handmade sign advertising:

FRIED CHICKEN BREASTS AND BEER

He slammed on the brakes and slid into the parking lot. "Hot damn!" he said, "It's my three favorite things!"

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 09:38 PM (c2K1w)

251 I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (gcme+)



I wonder who Fox Business will put in that time spot?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 09:39 PM (auHtY)

252 yeah, guess, Kennedy has a hickey he cannot hide so he is retiring.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:39 PM (0wem/)

253 well the ads for the dna service that tells you where your ancestors came from so you know who you are, I hate those.

A friend showed me his results, along with those of his wife, and his (purportedly) two kids.

WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:39 PM (SRKgf)

254 And the Red Blacks are going to beat the Stampeders

Bummer, eh?

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:35 PM (+eiUm)

Isn't "Red Blacks" the lamest name for a football team ever?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (XUcIQ)

255
I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.
Posted by: IC

So, more winning
https://youtu.be/jgda5GGExNs

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (5YBu8)

256 253 well the ads for the dna service that tells you where your ancestors came from so you know who you are, I hate those.

A friend showed me his results, along with those of his wife, and his (purportedly) two kids.

WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:39 PM (SRKgf)

There's almost a 1 in 3 chance one of those kids isn't his.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)

257 Yay !

Hope Mark Levin is on the short list for SCOTUS appointments ... I'd love hearing him get all shouty with people trying to peddle bs in oral arguments.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (i81II)

258 "All of this shoulder/boob talk is not giving Anderson Cooper a hard on."

Tell him shoulder is also known as Boston Butt.

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (6hUAo)

259 I thought that Covfefe was simply short for

Clinton Ordered Vince Foster Executed, Faked Evidence
****

I thought it related to Seth Rich, being:

Citizen Observed Vote Fraud Existed, Found Executed

Posted by: oddnot is fed up at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (g1MTt)

260 Isn't "Red Blacks" the lamest name for a football team ever?
Posted by: Alberta Oil

I told a Canadian friend of mine my theory for the name: Red tunic and black pants of the mounties.

He bought it but who knows

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (Y6JzV)

261 announce retirement on Monday it seems.
Posted by: IC

So, more winning
https://youtu.be/jgda5GGExNs
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June




woohoo! or as L,Elle would say, SUCK IT libs!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (0wem/)

262 the Armenians seem to have developed their alphabet in a similar manner. they saw the Syrians and Greeks with their alphabets, didnt quite bother adapting either, just cooked their own

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:41 PM (FJM5p)

263 "Money muscle" is the best part of the Boston Butt.

Explore the metaphor.....

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (8O3HH)

264 The Cherokee invented Alpha-Bits!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (bc2Lc)

265 Hillary was coughing because she had a hair caught in her throat. Ask her.

Posted by: torabora at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (7Ua6N)

266 There's almost a 1 in 3 chance one of those kids isn't his.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)



He's another scientist, and I looked at him the way people look at Ted Koppel's hair.

"Surely your children are a subset of the genetic makeup of you and your wife.

Or are you trying to tell me something?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (SRKgf)

267 Hope Mark Levin is on the short list for SCOTUS appointments ... I'd love hearing him get all shouty with people trying to peddle bs in oral arguments.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7

Would this be the first time a Justice yelled "get outta here, dummy"?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (5YBu8)

268 Need to make an appointment with the doctor to get blood work and official body fat done.

I started getting veins popping in my upper pecs, delts, and lower abs the past 2 weeks. I think the machine is bullshit about the 11.5% body fat....although it's got to be under 15% by now.

Anyway, off to not impregnant any young UGA coeds tonight downtown.

Sweet Dreams!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (2qHjF)

269 I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.
Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (gcme+)

========

If this is true, there will be batshit insane levels of resistance from the Leftards against anyone PDT nominates. Their actions will create a new verb to replace Borking.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (QoDdh)

270 showed me his results, along with those of his wife, and his (purportedly) two kids.

WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June




was he proud or surprised? how does a dna test prove someone is your wife, outside of wisconsin?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (0wem/)

271 "shoulder is also known as Boston Butt."

because Hahvard grads talk through their arse?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (FJM5p)

272 Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Lena's Hickeys Retrospective scheduled for tonight's ONT has been postponed.

Posted by: Colonel Cathcart at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (DMUuz)

273 Canadian mounted baby, a police force that works
Red and black, that's their color scheme
Get their man, in the end
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right

Posted by: BOC at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (BO/km)

274 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (6gk0M)

275 The Cherokee invented Alpha-Bits!
Posted by: Joe Biden

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALPHABET SOUNDS LIKE A CEREAL!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothlisburger at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (Y6JzV)

276 So Trump's in for six months, gets two SCOTUS appointments, with probably another two on the glide path.

Thanks, Vlad!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (oVJmc)

277 There's almost a 1 in 3 chance one of those kids isn't his.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)


For totally other reasons, I had reason to doubt that going in. Besides the historical aspects here (ex-husband, etc.), one of the kids is about a foot taller than the other, and looks totally different from the other.

Not that I give a shit, or it's any of my business, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (SRKgf)

278
269
I know hickeys are the rage now but here's some interesting g rumors...Kennedy to announce retirement on Monday it seems.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 09:37 PM (gcme+)



========



If this is true, there will be batshit insane levels of resistance
from the Leftards against anyone PDT nominates. Their actions will
create a new verb to replace Borking.

Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 09:43 PM (QoDdh)






He could nominate Jamie Gorelick and the leftists would scream like scalded monkeys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (iFZVz)

279 Hornswoop me bungo pony, dogsled on ice
Make a dash for freedom baby don't skate on polar ice
It's too think to be sliced by the light
Of long and white polar nights
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right

Posted by: BOC at June 23, 2017 09:46 PM (BO/km)

280
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:42 PM (SRKgf)

Eh, just depends on which genes landed where. I got most of my genes from my maternal great grandmother.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (tJeKM)

281 Strangely they never mastered the wheel.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:38 PM (Y6JzV)


The Aztecs actually discovered/invented the wheel. But it was only used on childrens' toys.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (lIZQs)

282 Also, the Mayan petroglyphs were not able to be deciphered until someone realized that they were actually an alphabet.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (lIZQs)

283 Uh, nood.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (lIZQs)

284 rdbrewer on Twitter asked about TEG's, and I would have answered him in more detail than I did, but carrying on a conversation under the thumb of a 140 character limit does not appeal to me.

So, on the off chance he's out there, (and I thought he was a regular here), here's what I know, and have done.

First, TEC's, (common in solid state heaters/coolers), and TEG's are the same thing. If the TEG you're buying on Ebay is similar in price to cheaper TEC's, then that's what you're actually buying. And that's perfectly fine, since TEC's will happily generate usable electrical power in the same environments as TEG's....or at least the same environments that hobbyists are likely to encounter, and/or dabble in.

Your less than scrupulously honest vendor on Ebay will market cheaply mass produced TEC's as TEG's, and most buyers will never know, and more importantly, won't care. Those dirt cheap, mass produced in the worker's paradise known as China, TEC's will work splendidly. Buy a dozen. Buy two dozen. Just don't pay a premium for the letters 'TEG' vs 'TEC'.

The best I've accomplished on a single TEC is about 0.8 volts, and that destroyed the module. Prior to that, running the single module at 0.5 volts into a Joule Thief circuit, gave me high enough voltage, and sufficient current to run a twelve volt fan on my (retired these many years) Thermaltake 'Silent Tower' CPU cooler.

The remaining five TEC's, wired in parallel, and feeding the input to a cheapo step up buck converter, (no bells/whistles, no led readouts, or indicators), provided a reliable 12 volts, which drove the cooling side fan, and a 12 volt automotive phone charger, (2 amp output), with the thermal input of four tea light candles which my wife doesn't know are missing. Yet.

For construction, I used a high heat tolerant version of JB Weld, marketed specifically to patch automotive exhaust leaks...it contains a high concentration of metal particles, and is supposedly good to temperatures up to 2500 f. I cut out a 4 inch by 4 inch piece of aluminum from a baking dish that went missing from our collection, unexpectedly, and using the epoxy, cemented the TEC's to it, after a thorough scrubbing. Less is more.

I bent the edges down slightly, and with the TEC's on the upper surface, this became the hot side of my TEG. I wired the TEC's in series, red leads to black, until I had just a single red lead, and black lead remaining. Keep the connecting leads very short. I measured, and cut a thick aluminum plate I had laying around...it's about 1/8 inches thick, and using the same epoxy, cemented it down on the exposed surface of my TEC's.

At this point I have a thin piece of aluminum sheet on the bottom, then my TEC's wired up in series, then my thicker aluminum sheet forming a TEC sandwich.

On the thick slab of aluminum, (cold side), I epoxied my Thermaltake 'Silent Tower' CPU cooler, (Retired, these many, many years). I hot glued my cheapo step up buck converter on top of that, and next to it an inexpensive car phone charger I'd bought, and broke out of it's shell. Output of the series wired TEC's fed the buck converter, the output of the buck converter drove both the 12 volt CPU cooler fan, and the input to the car phone charger.

I didn't like the idea of wasting valuable milliamps driving dumb indicator LED's, so I burned those off with a soldering iron, and used my handy multimeter to adjust output voltage on my buck converter. Once the input to the buck converter hits about 3 volts, the fan starts spinning. At around 3.6 volts, I get a good solid 5 volt output on the phone charger.

Problems:

1. The slightest breeze screws things up horribly, limiting it's real world utility.

2. The white silicon sealant used between the hot/cold halves on the TEC's quickly dries out, and cracks, allowing contamination, and leading to rapid degradation and failure.

3. Closed loop problem where you need the hot side hotter, while needing the cold side colder. Good enough is as good as it's going to get.

Part sourcing: Amazon for the buck converters, and TEC modules, junk bin for slabs of aluminum, pieces of copper, CPU coolers, screws and nuts and fans. Advance Auto for the high temp epoxy. That weird bottom drawer on your stove for aluminum baking sheets, (shhhhh).




Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (h+eqa)

285 Who was in charge during the Snowden leaks?
Who was in charge during the Manning debacle?
Who was in charge during the NSA leaks?
Who was in charge when China killed all our spies?
Who let Hillary have her own unsecured server?
Who was in charge when China got millions of federal personnel files?
Who was in charge when Russia took over the White House and Exec. Branch computers for weeks--undetected?
And if you believe Russia "hacked" the election, who was in charge during the election?

What is President Trump doing to stop Russian meddling?

For starters, he's busy *not* being Obama.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (Ndje9)

286 I didn't know this dumb bitch was doing a Megyn Kelly impression now.

Posted by: Mega at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (rv0Fo)

287 What is Trump doing about the Russians "hacking"? What did Obama do? He was President at the time.

And if there was any collusion we would all know about it because Obama was monitoring the Trump campaign in real time.

Posted by: wodun at June 24, 2017 03:48 AM (lFga6)

288 Anything will do, since the Cherokees didn't have a written language.

Chief Sequoyah wept

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 07:55 AM (LTHVh)

289 Marsha, Marsha, Marsha that's all the libs got .... nothing.

Posted by: RiverRat1297 at June 24, 2017 10:35 AM (4BT7c)

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