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Overnight Open Thread (23 Jun 2017)
Considering how ludicrous the FBI's conclusions are as it relates to an attack on the third ranking member of the House of Representatives, you might reconsider whether to trust the FBI's conclusions in other areas, as well. And this is how our faith in institutions is degraded: steadily, gradually, with incident after incident where men in suits stand in front of microphones and make claims we know are not the whole truth.If CIA contractors are willing to hack vending machines, what else do you think they're willing to do with capabilities they have access to in their official capacity? No one has really been punished at the IRS for their political shenanigans and the DOJ obviously interfered with the Hillary private server investigation. Until big name folks are held accountable for their violations, public faith in these institutions will continue to crater.
USS Fitzgerald
This still does not explain how the crew on the USS Fitzgerald were unaware of the other ship but that answer will probably have to wait for the investigation to be completed. Freighter was on autopilot when it hit U.S. destroyer. Actual Headline NY Post just having fun with a story. Morons busted trying to steal cops' cocks. Spaghetti Western Billy Jean Cover
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: CDR M at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:46 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:46 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Ben Rothlisburger at June 23, 2017 09:47 PM (Y6JzV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:47 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 09:47 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 09:47 PM (z/Ubi)
I guess I missed out on the hickeys and underboob.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (Y6JzV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (kO742)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (6gk0M)
Sure, you're great at stealing first . . . but qdpsteve steals third. MVP! :-)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: CDR M at June 23, 2017 09:44 PM (9I51B)
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Monkey on meth will not be denied.
Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (ANIFC)
For the Left they consider this as heads they win - tails you lose. If you trust the institutions they run they own you. If you don't trust the institutions the US and freedom dies. Win-win.
Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
-Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (EgOr3)
He can have the MVP. I don't mind that one bit.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (6gk0M)
MOAR Val-u-Rite, por favor!
and now to check on the baby back ribs i'm grilling for dinner
back later, if i don't pass out at dinner.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (6Da5j)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (EgOr3)
Then I score!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 09:51 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 09:51 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 09:51 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 09:51 PM (FJM5p)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM
Go to the one with a Vulcan.
Posted by: Spock at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (Id9+
That appears to be a given. :-)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 23, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
Get a transumbilical implant - or pay for one- not sure which suits you
Posted by: Batterup at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (mtGE/)
The intellectual concept of 'decolonization' has led to a surge in people who are seeking gold... from the heads of bald men.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13566
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (vBeA5)
For the Left they consider this as heads they win - tails you lose. If you trust the institutions they run they own you. If you don't trust the institutions the US and freedom dies. Win-win.
Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (d3wbb)
A central tenet of Communist subversion is undermining faith in social institutions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: My Essence at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM
Go to the one with a Vulcan.
Posted by: Spock at June
go to the Tattoo one, it is great because every time a plane takes off or lands he yells "de plane, de plane."
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:53 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (EgOr3)
You'd think so, wouldn't you? Appearances are deceiving...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+8)
now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...
??????
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (WTSFk)
Answer: Popcorn futures go up.
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (OKpu1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW21rcHiVU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50xx1_CbJTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyUcnoracMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mREi_Bb85Sk
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM
Go to the one with a Vulcan.
Posted by: Spock at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (DMUuz)
They had one at Cosford this past week.
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: The More you know at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (Y6JzV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (kO742)
Did you give her a hickey on her shoulder by any chance?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 09:56 PM (z/Ubi)
Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (hVdx9)
now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...
??????
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 23, 2017 09:55 PM (WTSFk)
Civil war II?
Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (6hUAo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:45 PM (Id9+
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Miley! Hi Miley. Is it morning yet?
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Could be worse.
Posted by: Achmed the handless at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (5YBu8)
at the opening of bush's administration a navy submarine hit a japanese trawler... followed by the iraq war.
now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...
??????
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
*****
Canada. We are invading Canada so we can corner the maple syrup market.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (hVdx9)
Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
I knew a guy who lost his job for forwarding an NSFW email. He accidentally forwarded it to everyone in the company, some 11,00 people.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (Y6JzV)
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (ANIFC)
Can you do both?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (EgOr3)
This afternoon they successfully relaunched a used first stage to send a satellite for Bulgaria to geosynchronous transfer orbit. The primary mission was flawless.
Then they once again landed the stage on the droneship. Because this mission required high performance from the first stage, it came in fast and hot. Literally hot, because of the re-entry heating. In fact, they said beforehand not to be too surprised if the vehicle didn't survive.
There was a dramatic moment when the video link was lost just before landing. When it was restored, Falcon 9 was standing upright but apparently slightly tilted.
This is why I love SpaceX. Just when their landings were beginning to look routine, they go and push the envelope like this. I can't wait to see the landing video of this one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mLi-rRTh8
Here's another view of the launch. Damn, I love that huge kerolox engine plume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff7Lw5XLHRo
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (Id9+
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Not necessarily.
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:59 PM (OKpu1)
Oh! Oh! I know this one! I live in California, you see.
"He gets off scot-free"
What do I win?
Posted by: Splunge at June 23, 2017 09:59 PM (iMxBJ)
I knew a guy who lost his job for forwarding an NSFW email. He accidentally forwarded it to everyone in the company, some 11,00 people.
HA! Have I got a story for you!!!
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Fat Army Guy at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (ARzf8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (0wem/)
You are such a pig. I say that with love. And, dammit, still having the reload fubar. It's driving me out . . .
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Could be worse.
Posted by: Achmed the handless
****
I have some work for you...
Posted by: Really Twisted Porn Site at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
"He gets off scot-free"
What do I win?
Posted by: Splunge
You win a higher premium to pay for his uninsured ass. Congrats.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:00 PM (5YBu8)
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And there's no indication anyone's going to start that process any time soon.
Posted by: Methos at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (d3wbb)
So how can they collect? Just refuse to pay. And never go back to Rhode Island. Chickenshit place, anyway. Commie State government, Rhode Island Reds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (XUcIQ)
Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
I knew a guy who lost his job for forwarding an NSFW email. He accidentally forwarded it to everyone in the company, some 11,00 people.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (Y6JzV)
Earlier this year they fired a guy in my department for setting up an upskirt cam in a co-workers desk! And he was the last person you'd expect to do something like that. Best worker in the place, a family man, Christian. You never know.
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Peaches at June
well who takes a date to a gas station?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (0wem/)
Ain't got no money cause I ain't got paid
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (OKpu1)
Sure! Call me and I'll give you The Cure.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (hVdx9)*
Yes. Yes they are.
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (ANIFC)
Can you do both?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (XUcIQ)
You know what, I might be able to. They're just a week apart.
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (ANIFC)
My dad, who served in WWII, told me that the army would put weight on you, or take it off. Whichever was needed. He was drafted at 30yo and 140 lbs. When he left 2 years later, he was 155. I think, living through the depression, that those 15 lbs were needed.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (lIZQs)
That doggie looks at ice cream the way I do.
It looks like the NY Post has hired a new good headline writer. I still think JJ would be great at that job.
Very nice ONT, CDR M. Thank you. Are you going to send me something for our cookbook?
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (BO/km)
The pro-college degree bias of the education article could not have been more blatant in its third section: 3. Trade schools and self-study offer better outcomes for many.
Itinerant herds of unemployed college professors would do this country a world of good, I think.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (pNxlR)
Oh! Oh! I know this one! I live in California, you see.
"He gets off scot-free"
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You haven't been entertained until you've seen a clown car full of illegals overheat and break down on a bridge during a traffic jam and you get to watch them nervously looking for the best way off of it (including over and into the water) in case the right car comes in sight.
Eventually they all just started walking. All of them. No one even stayed with the car. I suspect it was towed and eventually sold.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 10:05 PM (c2K1w)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 23, 2017 10:05 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 09:57 PM (OKpu1)
Sure! Call me and I'll give you The Cure.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:03 PM (Id9+
Wait! Don't want no cure from you!
Other things, definitely.
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM
Not to mention the huge practical joke on all those Hollywooders who moved there after the election!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (DMUuz)
Peaches, she's a nice geek girl. We had a wonderful time and the museum is always a blast. Trying to get home on the 405 and 5, on the other hand...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (Tnhbr)
A great POTUS and arms salesmen would get it fucking done!
Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (/HfBH)
Today they made it. W00t!
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (XUcIQ)
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Down here, all state systems are interconnected. You are lukely to have a bench warrant issued for your arrest at next contact if you act as you advised. Ask me how I know.
The police state. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: f'd
This and the fat Army is kinda to be expected after 8 years of a gay commie C-i-C slashing budgets and sapping morale.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (5YBu8)
Today they made it. W00t!
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (sdi6R)
50% success rate! Ok who wants a ride!
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (z/Ubi)
It just blows my mind that someone can take out a US Navy destroyer out
at sea with a 700 foot long ship. It's completely inexcusable.
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (BO/km)
Abso-fuckin-lutely! Srsly, wtf???
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
We got counties bigger than Rhode Island and THEY don't get two Democrat senators.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (Y6JzV)
Other things, definitely.
Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (OKpu1)
Yeah, that's what they all say.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (0wem/)
They are launching a falcon from VAFB Thursday. I'm going to watch it if its clear.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (pNxlR)
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I'm envisioning the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch from Monty Python for some reason.
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 09:52 PM (d3wbb)
You mean what NYC meter maids do already?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:10 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:10 PM (Y6JzV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:11 PM (0wem/)
That's a silly idea.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:06 PM (wYseH)
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I'll bet I know what that means.
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:11 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: qdp "living in sitcomland" steve at June 23, 2017 10:11 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (BO/km)
Indeed. There should have been a watch kept by both ships. I will cut the container ship's crew some slack; they may be under-manned, and the crew all tired from loading operations.
But damn, a destroyer, a fighting ship on patrol? Even in peacetime, a fighting vessel needs to keep a lookout for hostiles, or even for other vessels in distress, to render aid. Maybe not part of their mission, but always good for PR. And they have a large crew, no excuse for not having both visual and radar watches kept.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:12 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:01 PM (0wem/)
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Ha. I forgot that the first woman I truly loved used to always want to stop by a gas station where she had found Hawaiian Punch stored in large paddle-stirred clear rectangular dispensers. She had loved the stuff and hadn't seen it for years, and that gas station was involved in almost all of our dates.
Grown woman, too. Beautiful and fairly wealthy. Could buy anything almost anything she wanted without needing to balance the checkbook first, and she wanted to go get Hawaiian Punch from this ratty little mom-and-pop gas station. It was charming as hell.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (c2K1w)
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: f'd
Saki!
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (lIZQs)
- there are some flicks I would love to see get remade and parodied into modern-day political comedies.
The one that particularly comes to mind is The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. (And we all know who'd play The Ugly...)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (5YBu
It's more than that. The last 16 years have had their toll. Hell, I'd even place some of the blame on the 90s force reductions.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM (IV4VS)
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:14 PM (BO/km)
50% success rate! Ok who wants a ride!
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 10:08 PM (z/Ubi)
Single engine landings have become all but routine. They've done about 10 of them. Three engine landing burns are rather "sporty".
I love how they keep pushing the envelope and trying new things. This is really like it was when I was a kid in the 60s.
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 10:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (sBOL1)
wasn't there a song about hickeys in the 80s? hickey so fine or something? someone ask L,Elle .
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (0wem/)
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Hickey don't lose that number.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (c2K1w)
The police state. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (QoDdh)
Then it's high time to lobby your state government to refuse to information share with RI.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (XUcIQ)
It also involved two separate recipes, (hot and mild), and during the madness that takes at least five hours to complete?
It is too complicated for the Moron Cookbook.
It involves the stove-top, the oven and the grill.
There are precise steps and I think I dried-out my wings while making the rice and grilling the peppers, onions and tomatoes today.
Not to mention the rice drying while trying to save the burning corn salsa.
These are going to be The Worst wings I've ever brought to this party and I'm ashamed that I couldn't write the recipe while I was in a frantic state.
I apologize to Weasel, Bluebell and Miley.
Today was a disaster.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:16 PM (Y6JzV)
And thanks CBD!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 10:16 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:16 PM (sBOL1)
Essentially, most of what our country is supposed to be based upon are lies. That's why babies are butchered for body parts. No one who is actually aware of such things will ever trust the Government. Comey is no doubt a vile individual, but, really, he's swimming in a sewer. The Intelligence Community is in a similar situation.
Posted by: LoneStarWhacko at June 23, 2017 10:17 PM (3oJkz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwoAQYJrJ4
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 23, 2017 10:17 PM (EoAgi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 10:09 PM (0wem/)
I think that was Mickey by Toni Basil. (Okay, I get it now. It was a joke. Heh heh.)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:18 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: NCKate at June 23, 2017 10:19 PM (Ek7I2)
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 10:19 PM (ANIFC)
I apologize to Weasel, Bluebell and Miley.
Today was a disaster.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:15 PM (6gk0M)\
Sorry to hear that, Slap. But some day you can share the recipe on an ONT.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:20 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: NCKate at June 23, 2017 10:19 PM (Ek7I2)
Does that alter the collective Boobie Mass Index?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:20 PM (XUcIQ)
I think the wide part in her hair/wig/extensions is a tell. She is leaking the botox out her follicles.
"I am a majestic legislator" or some swot. hic. I do hope she retains leadership as she is getting stuttery like O. Yesterday she quoted Dr. King: (paraphrased)... "Legislate, legislate, legislate. Something something something. Potentate, pomegranate, puddin' head."
Well, my flying monkeys, I have swooped in like the Flying Infidel Queen (imagine the Good Witch Glenda), with full dress though topless, like a Viking Queen. Where was I?
Oh, yes. I have been watching DVD's of Black Adder with Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean). Some jolly good jokes ...may you all have a good consensual rodgering tonight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (J5mzk)
Posted by: NCKate at June 23, 2017 10:19 PM (Ek7I2)
It's based on BMI which is a bullshit measure.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: NCKate
Shhhh...
That's one of those facts we're not allowed to acknowledge.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (5YBu8)
Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (h99GH)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (Y6JzV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (kUfFq)
Kill the Washington, DC incestuous culture where people go from Govt to lobbyist to Govt to contractor...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM
Not to mention the huge practical joke on all those Hollywooders who moved there after the election!
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Yes. All two of them...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (h99GH)
Posted by: Chuck C
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Ah yes, the index that said Michael Jordan was overweight in his athletic prime (IIRC).
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:16 PM (sBOL1)
I'm really sorry to hear you had a disastrous day, bluebell. No one deserves it less. :-(
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis
I have a cunning plan...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (5YBu8)
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:13 PM
According to her, it went well.
Very well. Very, very well.
So well, that in the celebratory atmosphere afterwards, she received a hickey.
On her "lower shoulder".
So, very well, indeed. So say us all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (DMUuz)
with Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean). Some jolly good jokes ...may you all
have a good consensual rodgering tonight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:21 PM (J5mzk)
I love Black Adder. I also love a good consensual rogering. Haven't enjoyed either in <counts on fingers>...well, a long time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chuck C
I smell a spoof of that classic 1960s Coke add coming soon...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (DMUuz)
Is that what they are called nowadays?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: josephistan
Why didn't he just spend his workday going to porn sites like government workers?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
I'd love it if there was an Army-wide directive that no one can be in their office before noon. Instead of 6am PT, you show up at 8am, work outside until noon, and then go in after lunch. Give section leaders and commanders time to do actual military training such as combatives, drill and ceremony, obstacle courses, road marches, etc.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (Tnhbr)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878300709938094080
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878300794407276544
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878300914158895109
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301020022951936
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301118278782976
Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:24 PM (EgOr3)
It's the steroid withdrawal. He has an excellent biochemist, and he had Big Papi withdraw slowly, but at some point most people will get over-emotional.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (EgOr3)
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No, no, no, Peaches, it wasn't my bad day! It was Slapweasel's. My day was just, well, peachy!
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (sBOL1)
I am guessing Nancy Pee is in her cups flying home to San Fran tonight.
hic. Stuttering and smiling on cue as she adjusts her bra and yanks up
the tatas.
I think the wide part in her hair/wig/extensions is a tell. She is leaking the botox out her follicles.
"I am a majestic legislator" or some swot. hic. I do hope she
retains leadership as she is getting stuttery like O. Yesterday she
quoted Dr. King: (paraphrased)... "Legislate, legislate, legislate.
Something something something. Potentate, pomegranate, puddin' head."
Well, my flying monkeys, I have swooped in like the Flying Infidel
Queen (imagine the Good Witch Glenda), with full dress though topless,
like a Viking Queen. Where was I?
Oh, yes. I have been watching DVD's of Black Adder with Rowan
Atkinson (Mr. Bean). Some jolly good jokes ...may you all have a good
consensual rodgering tonight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
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Am I betting the beta male dem pages are ogling her and flirting with her in order to cheer her up.
"Hey Nancy, why don't you loosen that top buttons? I'm sure you'd feel better (winks)."
(Ok, grossing myself out)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301203381276674
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301291520430080
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/878301393509109760
Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Steely Hickey at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (Tyii7)
On her "lower shoulder".
So, very well, indeed. So say us all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:22 PM (DMUuz)
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Oh dear. I'm not really sure what that means. Sounds like she had a day, all right. Glad her talk went well.
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM (sBOL1)
biochemist, and he had Big Papi withdraw slowly, but at some point most
people will get over-emotional.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)
Get thee behind me, satan.
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM (EgOr3)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:20 PM (Id9+
I'll send you a condensed version via email. I'll try to do the same on next weekend's Food Thread.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M)
"Hey Nancy, why don't you loosen that top buttons? I'm sure you'd feel better (winks)."
(Ok, grossing myself out)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:26 PM (hVdx9)
That's nasty.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (aMlLZ)
His BMI would be 28.7 (overweight)
His measured body fat was under 7 %
Why is BMI even considered to be a measurement at all?
Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (h99GH)
My husband and I roar in laughter at the writing...have to reverse often to catch a line.
And, yes to Prince Ludwig above, I love Balderick and his many facial pustules. He is priceless. I cannot imagine how many takes they had to get it right without dying laughing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (J5mzk)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M)
So, I'll just have to add water?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Oh Miley. Have the feminazi's taught you nothing? All PIV sex is rape. Even when you THINK you are consenting you aren't. Silly goosette.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 10:30 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 23, 2017 10:30 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 10:30 PM (3JQ/p)
All PIV sex is rape. Even when you THINK you are consenting you aren't.
Silly goosette.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (hVdx9)
Not all PIV is equal.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:30 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Salt N Peppa at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (5YBu8)
Posted by: Lemans Coach at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (6hUAo)
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The same reason fat, salt, eggs, red meat, etc. are all bad for you but carbs are great.
Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (kufk0)
His BMI would be 28.7 (overweight)
His measured body fat was under 7 %
Why is BMI even considered to be a measurement at all?
Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (h99GH)
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I'm 6'1" and 205. My Doc ignores the BMI scale, as most seem to. It is as outdated and useful as the Food Pyramid that jacked the shit out of type 2 Diabetes numbers.
Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (QoDdh)
I want to know how this meeting evolved into a hickey. I worked with a bunch of wild and crazy ED docs and I did, once, evolve into a big drunk after a Christmas party. Made it home before I slurred like Crazy Googenheim. Husband said I did a face-plant onto bed laughing like a wild woman. He fixed me up with a glass of milk, on my request (after, mind you I did my usual neurotic nightly routine, as I have NEVAH slept in make up. Bad for skin my Mama said). Anyway, after glass of milk and book I apparently passed out til 2am.
No hickey's, though! You bad, Elle.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (J5mzk)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (lIZQs)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (Id9+
*HAH!*
This year isn't quite "Chicken-Jerky", but after I put it in the oven tomorrow for the reheat, I don't know what will become of it.
I always bring it up to, (above), temperature before I travel the twenty minutes an put it over the Sterno burners.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 10:32 PM (6FqZa)
All PIV sex is rape. Even when you THINK you are consenting you aren't.
Silly goosette.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:29 PM (hVdx9)
Not all PIV is equal.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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As my wife keeps telling me....
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (Tnhbr)
Former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton dubbed the GOP “the death party” on Friday.
She blasted Republicans in a tweet over the Senate GOP’s recently unveiled bill to repeal and replace ObamaCare. “Forget death panels,” Clinton tweeted. “If Republicans pass this bill, they’re the death party.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (J5mzk)
I recall a story a from few months back that suggested that if you refuse to have sex with someone because of their gender, then you're a h8r.
Well, I guess we can infer from that that there can be no rational basis to ever refuse sex. I mean, if not something big like gender, then what? Therefore, rape is impossible, because you're not allowed to say "No" , unless you're a h8r.
Try that one on the next feminist who says all men are rapists.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:27 PM
This has been an epochal time for The Horde. So much so that there is speculation that the era before today may be reckoned BH, and from tonight forward, AH.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (DMUuz)
His BMI would be 28.7 (overweight)
His measured body fat was under 7 %
Why is BMI even considered to be a measurement at all?
Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2017 10:28 PM (h99GH)
Walter Peyton died a young man so we were right!!!
Posted by: BMI chart creators at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (IDPbH)
Well, them Canadians are very suspicious... what with those flappy heads and all.
It's just not right.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (rxW5j)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (DMUuz)
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Oh lordy. Does the poor girl know this? I'm guessing no.
Posted by: bluebell ~ don't resist me, much! at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (sBOL1)
Where's Robert ? until he gets here, here's some Shade Empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc6biDogGqo
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: BMI chart creators
Heathen! Do not blaspheme the name of The Sweetness
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:37 PM (5YBu8)
Atter waiting two weeks for my boss to deal with the narcissist photog that is backstabbing me, I found out today what action he took.
For the record:
This is the guy that a demands a fee when he hasn't done anything and a job is cancelled.
This is a guy that demands a fee when his work isn't used, because it's bad.
This is the guy that the boss said we'd never use again, abou two months ago, when he started making demands.
So... the boss "gave him a stern talking to."
So, so unhappy about the situation.
This guy is manipulaing our boss and in turn, his boss. And they are totally enabling him.
I'm doing all I can to make sure I don't have to deal with the photographer; maybe next time he starts threatning suicide, he can call the boss.
And... I am very agressively pursuing new work.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (aT+Bx)
If you think I'm confused now...
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (Y6JzV)
His BMI would be 28.7 (overweight)
His measured body fat was under 7 %
Why is BMI even considered to be a measurement at all?
Posted by: Chuck C
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I work for a health insurance company. Care to guess which standard they use for employee health insurance incentives?
If you get below a ceratin BMI there are financial rewards. Gee, I wonder why they chose taht BMI as the standard?
Yes, to some degree they really do think being almost as emaciated as a starving Ethiopian is a good thing. We all know the other half as to why they set such a ridiculous goal.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
Damn, you're still in your honeymoon phase, aren't you?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (IDPbH)
now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...
??????
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
Godzilla Arrives!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (3JQ/p)
Dude fucks with me and don't take no for an answer I'm going right past H8ter and firing up Sith Lord.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 10:41 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 10:41 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (89VjS)
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Boss is a gay man.
Narcissist is not.
The boss's boss is a liberal female, who is "soft hearted" and decided to give the narcissit more work after he burst out in tears during a public event.
He plays them like violins.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (aT+Bx)
i think i fify
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:35 PM (EgOr3)
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No, thank you. I don't need an ancient has been lecturing me about our politics. I also haven't smoked weed for decades, which was required for me to even listen to their music.
Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:42 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: The Gimp! at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (jdWK0)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:37 PM (5YBu
As a Pats-fan-for-life, I could not agree more. You don't spit on Superman's cape . . . so tawdry.
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (EgOr3)
suggested that if you refuse to have sex with someone because of their
gender, then you're a h8r.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 23, 2017 10:34 PM (3JQ/p)
Dude fucks with me and don't take no for an answer I'm going right past H8ter and firing up Sith Lord.
Posted by: Berserker
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I actually worked with a pre-op tranny and it was kind of weird to see the gradual change. He went from long hair and dressing like a woman to looking more feminien and a boob job. As "his" voice changed I am positive "she" was using female hormones. It was quite difficult to tell she had ever been male.
Quite surprising really.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (hVdx9)
now at the beginning of trump's regime, a commercial ship hits a navy ship near japan...
There have been three Navy ship collisions in the same area so far this year.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JoeF.
All hail the God-Emperor and King of all Shitlords! The way he plays the media is a thing to behold.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:44 PM (5YBu8)
Hope they have Liberty Mutual.
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM (PUmDY)
Ram it, ram it, ram it in the poop chute
Posted by: frank zappa at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (6FqZa)
Imagine losing your job for stealing less than $50. Some people are idiots.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Which is harder to imagine getting fired for, that, or getting caught pissing in the coffee pot. I saw a story about that a few years ago. They caught him on hidden camera. Pick up the pot, look to see if the coast is clear and then pull down the front of your shorts and get it done. I found it very disturbing.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (0ecq3)
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I'm agressively job hunting.
Plus... I've had to deal with the narcissist for about 15 years. He's been bad for ten, and been super bad for the past three or so. To survive in the past, I will only deal with him via email.
I've now gone no-contact.
I have full confidence in his ability to look like he's cooperating for a short period of time. He will then fall back into old habits, and cause another problem. However, when something happens now, it will go directly to the boss; I will not intercede and make it better.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 10:40 PM (aMlLZ)<<<
Why would you light Merovign ablaze if some guy is hitting on you? That sounds a little harsh.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (rxW5j)
If you get below a ceratin BMI there are financial rewards. Gee, I wonder why they chose taht BMI as the standard?
Yes, to some degree they really do think being almost as emaciated as a starving Ethiopian is a good thing. We all know the other half as to why they set such a ridiculous goal.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (hVdx9)
What is the other half, other than making sure they don't have to actually give the incentives?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:43 PM (PUmDY)
Yeah, I didn't go but they had floor seats, which they said was *almost* too close. The full Pink Floyd experience. And these are mega music peeps. You're gonna love it!!!
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:47 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:44 PM (5YBu
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Troll level........Galactic Supreme Overlord.
Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 10:47 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:46 PM (aT+Bx)
In my younger days I might have been persuaded to provide asswhooping services.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (IqV8l)
or getting caught pissing in the coffee pot. I saw a story about that a
few years ago. They caught him on hidden camera. Pick up the pot,
look to see if the coast is clear and then pull down the front of your
shorts and get it done. I found it very disturbing.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
****
Yet another benefit from not drinking office coffee.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (hVdx9)
See Brady tossing footballs from the Great Wall of China earlier this week?
Posted by: The Gimp! at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (jdWK0)
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I know a lot about the Roger Waters production. It will probably be better if you're in the lower bowl, or even the upper bowl, as opposed to the main floor. Some nice gags, especially the lasers in Brain Damage.
He puts on a top rate prodution, however, there is a LOT of Trump hate, which I cannot stomach.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (/tuJf)
or getting caught pissing in the coffee pot. I saw a story about that a
few years ago. They caught him on hidden camera. Pick up the pot,
look to see if the coast is clear and then pull down the front of your
shorts and get it done. I found it very disturbing.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
****
Yet another benefit from not drinking office coffee.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (hVdx9)
That's why Keurigs are a good thing. Coffee is guaranteed pee-free.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Are you sure the narcissist is not gay? He is a photog, demanding, a drama queen and crys in public?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:49 PM (IDPbH)
If you get below a ceratin BMI there are financial rewards. Gee, I wonder why they chose taht BMI as the standard?
Yes, to some degree they really do think being almost as emaciated
as a starving Ethiopian is a good thing. We all know the other half as
to why they set such a ridiculous goal.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:38 PM (hVdx9)
What is the other half, other than making sure they don't have to actually give the incentives?
Posted by: Insomniac
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Bingo. IF, IF, IF, IF, you are able to hit their insane standard, you get money placed onto your FSA/HSA acct.
Yes! $300 extra! (collapses because kidneys shut down).
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (/tuJf)
About 3-4 pounds. Oh, wait, that's a henway. My bad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (XUcIQ)
That's why Keurigs are a good thing. Coffee is guaranteed pee-free.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:49 PM
Unless someone pees in the water tank.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (PUmDY)
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Thank you Insomniac.
BTW... he's slowly being blackballed. There are a lot of people who will not work with him, and the list gets longer every year.
So really, I just have to be patient, sit back and watch the explosion.
However, I am the impatient type, and really do not enjoy being the "good employee" while the "complete asshole" gets away with murder.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (aT+Bx)
"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)<<<
Yeah. Pee free. That's the ticket.
Posted by: disgruntled guy who makes the K-Cups at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (rxW5j)
Posted by: The Gimp! at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (jdWK0)
Fuck me, no, this is the first I've heard of it. Gotta google it! And, heh, Red Sox killed it tonight at Fenway.
Posted by: Peaches at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: The fish at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (BO/km)
Meh. Anyone with even half a brain certainly knew that the FBI was a total joke by the time they listed a polygamist in the 10 most wanted. Ooooh! A polygamist!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 10:51 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2017 10:52 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at June 23, 2017 10:52 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:54 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IV4VS)
Yes! $300 extra! (collapses because kidneys shut down).
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 10:50 PM (hVdx9)
Ah yes. In the legal biz we call this an illusory promise.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Went to no name restaurant at fish pier on Sat.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Did you eat no name fish?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IDPbH)
I gotta retire and get the hell out of that place before I kill someone.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (tr2D7)
would put weight on you, or take it off. Whichever was needed. He was
drafted at 30yo and 140 lbs. When he left 2 years later, he was 155. I
think, living through the depression, that those 15 lbs were needed.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 10:04 PM (lIZQs)
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My Dad had to lie about his height (6'3") to get in the Army in 1936 because he was too skinny. A year later he had to get off his horse and behind the reins of a wagon team because he was too heavy.
I went into Ranger school at 205 and 8 weeks later weighed in at 165.
Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 10:57 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 10:57 PM (tr2D7)
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Posted by: KILL IT WITH FIRE! at June 23, 2017 10:58 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jack Sock
MI-6 is on guard against a blancmange turning Englishmen into Scotsmen to win.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (5YBu8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (IDPbH)
I gotta retire and get the hell out of that place before I kill someone.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (tr2D7)
A few weeks back a bunch of us were talking about the old beer can pull offs, and how people used to make chains with them and hang them from their rear view mirror. A 25 year old in the crowd points to his beer and said "These used to come off??"
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 11:00 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:00 PM (HCqAo)
Next time Catch of the Day.
So how was the music?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 11:01 PM (/tuJf)
"You mean what NYC meter maids do already?"
Detroit did it to me. That's why I wondered above.
Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 11:01 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 23, 2017 11:02 PM (6gk0M)
I remember using smashed beer cans in the bowling alley parking lot as Chinese throwing stars. Steel beer cans.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:03 PM (IDPbH)
Hope they have Liberty Mutual.
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM
USS Brad
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I gained 15 lbs. in 10 weeks of Basic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 11:04 PM (OdK9v)
Some cultural knowledge must not die out.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 11:04 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 11:00 PM (aMlLZ)
LOL. Did you explain to him how, before even the pull-off tabs you had to manually dig two triangular holes in the beer can?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (tr2D7)
All muscle
Posted by: Tuna at June
while at the same time you hat size increased by 5.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (0wem/)
You could make some serious coin if you had enough bottles.
Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2017 11:07 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June
when cans were made of steel.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:07 PM (0wem/)
262 test
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Passed it you did!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2017 11:06 PM (tr2D7)
I always do. (Smiles demurely)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June
back when hickeys were scandalous!
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (0wem/)
Hope they have Liberty Mutual.
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 10:45 PM
USS Brad
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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June 17, 2017. At Farmer's we know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two.
Posted by: Ad Guy at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (VdICR)
I always do. (Smiles demurely)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June
well, that was only the first .
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (FAO5C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:08 PM (0wem/)
Heh.
Yep. That really sums it all up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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And beer cans were made from steel.
Posted by: Ad Guy at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (OdK9v)
When people drank Schlitz and there was no lite beer.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (IDPbH)
Pretty cool, pretty cool
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (IV4VS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
I always do. (Smiles demurely)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June
well, that was only the first .
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:09 PM (0wem/)
More tests? Math too?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (IDPbH)
To be fair, though, there are countless bands which have come and gone (or continued) since the '80's, whose existence I may be aware of, but whose music is so forgettable, or so far out of my wheelhouse that I cannot make a connection. For example, I know there is/was a band called Green Day, but I could not name you one of their tunes.
And did you know Nickelback is touring again? Are you excited? I know I am. Not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:11 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June
you know, I don't know you well enough to tease you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:12 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (IDPbH)
And the word "lite" didn't exist. And people knew how to spell.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:12 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Takes a lot of space to accommodate the brain of a trained killer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 11:13 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June
he was a cook?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:14 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Jack Sock
It doesn't get any better so get used to it. Had to explain to a 20 something co worker, after listening to a cover of Boys of Summer, that I preferred Don Henley's original (which is still one of my all time favorite songs). Then I had to explain who Don Henley was.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:14 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:12 PM (0wem/)
I have 2 brothers. One is my twin. I am expert at handling teasing!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Shep Smurf at June 23, 2017 11:15 PM (xAvrH)
Don't disagree but Boston sold the most debut album( heh) ever until GunsNRoses came along .
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:15 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:15 PM (IDPbH)
Yep. Great album by Boston ... and then they were gone.
Bunch of MIT guys, weren't they?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:17 PM (rZ+mb)
Pretty cool, pretty cool
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:10 PM (IV4VS)
Do they color the falls rainbow for gay honeymoons?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:17 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:18 PM (PUmDY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsZgkTZZiCk
After publicly and virally abusing me at Vidcon 2017 and inciting a cyberbullying campaign against me, I am petitioning Hank and John Green, the co-founders of Vidcon, to remove her from Saturday's Cyberbullying panel.
Contact the Vlog brothers here if you agree:
hankmt@gmail.com
johngreenwritesbooks@gmail.com
Please be polite and respectful, and as usual, do not contact Anita Sarkeesian.
It is astonishing that Sarkeesian, with such a long record of harassment and unethical conduct, is on a panel devoted to stopping cyberbulling. This is like putting Sudan on a Human Rights Commission.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
They had a decent follow up album is couple of years later. Don't Look Back.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:20 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:15 PM (IDPbH)
Oh, I remember Boston. They were a good band. But I like the J. Geils Band better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:21 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 11:21 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:22 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IDPbH)
Top seeds are really biting it this grass season (except for Federer).
I think Djokovic is going to get his act together, win Wimbledon and be off on another long winning streak.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:22 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
Geeze. You know it's only bullying if Leftards, or their pet minority groups are the ones being bullied.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:23 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (IV4VS)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:20 PM (IDPbH)
I forgot about that. Was it after that album that they disappeared?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 11:21 PM (yOqwj)
zombie is your go-to source for information on obscure rock bands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:25 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 23, 2017 11:26 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
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Were there brown and black lights?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 11:26 PM (OdK9v)
Fitting and a very cool tribute. I'll have to check it out.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 11:26 PM (/tuJf)
I forgot about that. Was it after that album that they disappeared?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
There were more
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_discography
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:27 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (IV4VS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (IV4VS)
He can't use real black lights because that might embarrass the cat owners.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (HCqAo)
http://therisingstorm.net/wool-wool/
Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (yOqwj)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (5YBu8)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 10:48 PM (/tuJf)
How was Block Island?
Did you get there first?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:30 PM (wYseH)
As you indicated, the founder was an MIT guy and as you can imagine, someone that smart and also artistic talent would be a handful. They had 4 or 5 more albums. Their lead singer committed about suicide 20 years ago but I think they still tour.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:30 PM (IDPbH)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_discography
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)
Interesting. I never heard of any of those other albums.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:30 PM (rZ+mb)
You can leave your friends behind,
Cuz if your friends don't flash and if they don't flash
Then they're, no friends of mine.
Posted by: Canadians Without Flashlights at June 23, 2017 11:31 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 23, 2017 09:58 PM (CNHr1)
Opposite experience. Met a kid at my neice's graduation party, who happened to be black, and he was a sociology major. So you can imagine my tepid "great!" He proceeded to tell me all the things he could do with that, and I just nodded like a nice aunt. *sigh*
Posted by: kalneva at June 23, 2017 11:32 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:32 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
To be at the midpoint of Normal I would have to lose 13 more pounds. Not possible, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (l0A2Y)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:56 PM (IDPbH)
Top seeds are really biting it this grass season (except for Federer).
I think Djokovic is going to get his act together, win Wimbledon and be off on another long winning streak.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:22 PM (rZ+mb)
I think it's going to be a first time slam winner this year.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (IDPbH)
Did you get there first?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:30 PM (wYseH)
I fucking love Block Island! Been going there since my yute. Lots of firsts. Got high for the first time at the old North Light. First oral sex in the parking lot of the Yellow Kittens.
Good times, good times...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (Id9+8)
Anyone know how to reach him?
I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)
Pixies
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (oAY8z)
You can leave your friends behind,
Cuz if your friends don't flash and if they don't flash
Then they're, no friends of mine.
Posted by: Canadians Without Flashlights at June 23, 2017 11:31 PM (xAvrH)
Those flashlight-wielding Canucks in Casper were just signalling the flying saucer to swoop down and deliver some poutine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
They were parked in Hahvahd Yahd
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 11:36 PM (ANIFC)
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I did a really lengthy article on this.
The lighting is all LED, and the people in charge of the falls, the Illuminatin Committee, were really focused on keeping natural looks. The majority of the design team were Canadian, but there were also Americans involved, and the LED lighs came from an American company. BTW, there were 7 companies that were allowed to do the final bid, and only one met the required specifications.
That being said, I've seen some photos that look very cool... but not natural. So... "gay" was never part of the discussion.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:36 PM (aT+Bx)
Anyone know how to reach him?
I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (wYseH)
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I'd be careful in what you wish for here.
Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (5YBu8)
>>Did you get there first?
BI was just about perfect as always. But don't tell anyone, it's already getting too crowded.
We had an up and down week. Started off as an enormous shitshow one for the ages, but we rallyed. Best part was that our tactician in training could give you a run for your money cooking and we had a great house with a view to kill.
It may take a while to dry out and heal but it was an incredible week.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (PUmDY)
or some shit like that
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (RgmpP)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June
oh. ok then. there will be more tests. no math but multiples.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2017 11:38 PM (p1kLq)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)
Pixies
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Haven't thought about them in years but The Del Fuegos were from Boston, right?
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:38 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 23, 2017 11:38 PM (AGJc2)
That being said, I've seen some photos that look very cool... but not natural. So... "gay" was never part of the discussion.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:36 PM (aT+Bx)
I told you the Illuminati were behind it all!
Posted by: Alex Jones at June 23, 2017 11:39 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:39 PM (IDPbH)
Boston, The Cars, J.Geils, Dropkick Murphys. Probably a few more I can't
remember right now.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)
Pixies
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (oAY8z)<<<
Godsmack
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 11:39 PM (rxW5j)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:34 PM (IDPbH)
You must have someone in mind. Zverev, the younger? Thiem?
I still think money against a first timer is pretty safe. I would not be surprised to see another Federer-Djokovic final (depending on the ultimate seeding, of course).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June
oh. ok then. there will be more tests. no math but multiples.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (0wem/)
Bring it
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (wYseH)
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I'd be careful in what you wish for here.
Posted by: GOULD at June 23, 2017 11:37 PM (QoDdh)
Pro tip: avoid the creamed corn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:41 PM (XUcIQ)
Yeah they were. There were a lot of bands like that here. Good bands. Close to the big time but not quite.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 23, 2017 11:42 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:42 PM (IV4VS)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (1L9V9)
The FBI is under the DoJ.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June
not so much it as them.
kind of all hickeyed out. playing the hickey meme over three threads really takes it out of you. L,Elle not showing up to explain the story is putting a dent in things.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (0wem/)
Who have we pissed off? And it had better be good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (AGJc2)
I'm pissed off, so there's that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (Id9+8)
Anyone know how to reach him?
I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM
*****
someone else can respond to the low hanging fruit in that comment. it's right there for the picking. and I'm too tired to capitalize or use proper grammar tonight so just don't
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (aT+Bx)
Federer guaranteed a 4th seed now with his win today. The Joker may be out of top 4.
By the way, I'm not really a Jack Sock fan. Just a good nic for an aos tennis fan. Could have three meanings.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (IV4VS)
Anyone know how to reach him?
I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM
<<<
Maybe a recipe for a special sauce?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (rxW5j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:41 PM
****
aaand there it is
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (Rsi2C)
Anyone know how to reach him?
I don't think the cookbook would be complete without a recipe from him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June
hasn't buzzion been in touch with him? you are right the cookbook would be incumplete without his input.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (0wem/)
I don't know. I haven't had time to really think about it.
Posted by: CDR M at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM (9I51B)
my spawn just showed me a recent video of Ratt
those guys did not age well
the lead singer looks like a tranny experiment gone horribly wrong
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (RgmpP)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June
Thanks WDS. Accuracy is more important than timeliness.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (p1kLq)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:47 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 11:47 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:45 PM
****
I think you mean "his output"
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (Id9+
Well that's no good. Who should we kill?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 10:59 PM (IDPbH)
To be fair, though, there are countless bands which have come and gone (or continued) since the '80's, whose existence I may be aware of, but whose music is so forgettable, or so far out of my wheelhouse that I cannot make a connection. For example, I know there is/was a band called Green Day, but I could not name you one of their tunes.
And did you know Nickelback is touring again? Are you excited? I know I am. Not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Silly. Who doesn't know "More than a feeling"? Green Day had a few good songs: when I come around, brain stew and time of your life.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (xAvrH)
Working to perfect his flogged dolphin recipe.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 23, 2017 11:46 PM (tbOMB)<<<
Mushroom tips.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (rxW5j)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (aT+Bx)
Ratt, the band with 3 word hooks.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:49 PM (IDPbH)
So looks like Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2017 11:49 PM (V3c+3)
Posted by: JEM at June 23, 2017 11:49 PM (basD+)
Yeah. I just don't know if they're going to be in different halves. They don't always do the tennis seeding the way it should be done.
By the way, I'm not really a Jack Sock fan. Just a good nic for an aos tennis fan. Could have three meanings.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:44 PM (IDPbH)
I figured you just picked it for the sock puppet play. Personally, I can't stand Sock. I think he's a bit of a douche and his game really annoys me. Some of these young Russians coming up are going to take him and a bunch of other guys like him apart. And I can't stand the friggin Aussies. I usually like Australians - they're a fun bunch - but the ones they have playing now are just a collection of lowlife dickheads, except for Sam Groth, but he can't seem to make any headway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:49 PM (rZ+mb)
I was already planning to watch it, because I was fond of GLOW when I was a fuzzy yellow hatchling, but Alison Brie? That puts it into must-watch territory for me.
It became available today. So, I'm off now, to watch "Little Annie Adderall" put on tight skimpy outfits and grab other women.
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (3YxFh)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (AGJc2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (AGJc2)
No death. Just suffering.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 23, 2017 11:40 PM (1L9V9)
The FBI is under the DoJ.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:43 PM (rZ+mb)
Shhhh... he's on a roll....
Posted by: Don Q., at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (NgKpN)
Pretty sure that's exactly how it's supposed to work.
I'm glad you enjoyed it and I look forward to hearing the shows.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere)
Bruce Jenner is the lead singer of Rat?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (5YBu8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (V3c+3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (wYseH)
Especially if you and he and Laurie David's Cervix are all right in a row.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (tJeKM)
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2017 11:48 PM (xAvrH)
Yeah, I do know that song by Boston. They were in my wheelhouse. Green Day, and the whole grunge mob, not so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:51 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Id9+
This can be arranged.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:52 PM (AGJc2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:52 PM (0wem/)
Please do something that is very hard you and say something nice to me. I hate everybody. I'm not a people person. I'm a dog person. The only being in this world that I love right now is my doggie who is laying at my feet on my bed licking herself THERE. Even she is disgusting me now
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:53 PM (Rsi2C)
long time my man
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:53 PM (RgmpP)
As for Green Day, I don't think I could name one of their songs.
I can name one Coldplay song, one Rascal Flatts song and maybe one Katy Perry song.
If someone isn't dead in the band, I probably don't know them.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:53 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Rsi2C)
It's a perfectly cromulent word, both as a noun and verb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (3YxFh)
I have to agree with you. Saw Sock play at the clay court championship in Houston. He did come across as a douche. Not a surprise he's good buddies with Nick Kyrgios.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (RgmpP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Embiggens your vocabulary, it does.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (5YBu8)
Please do something that is very hard you and say something nice to me. I hate everybody. I'm not a people person. I'm a dog person. The only being in this world that I love right now is my doggie who is laying at my feet on my bed licking herself THERE. Even she is disgusting me now
Posted by: L, Elle at June
oh come now L,Elle, surely your mother told you that indifference is the greatest insult. When have I ever been mean or unkind? Besides I already said something nice a few comments up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:54 PM (IDPbH)
Exactly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (3YxFh)
GLOW is why the '80's were one of the best decades ever!
Posted by: Gorgeous Hats of Wrestling at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:56 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****
Play some rap.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Should've socked that as "Joe Hallenbeck".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:56 PM (5YBu8)
Heh. Little guy is wearing cement galoshes. Joined the choir invisible. Him and his two ugly buddies.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 11:56 PM (xAvrH)
bears fans everywhere rejoice
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:56 PM (RgmpP)
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jack Sock
I had an Army friend of mind who knew one of the band members. Apparently he was a Radio/Teletype operator or something. Hence the name RATT. Have no idea how true that is but it sounded "True", after a few beers anyways.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (0wem/)
https://youtu.be/i8dh9gDzmz8
A late 90s sound. Similar to Weezer, but fun to play and not awful to listen to.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere)
Bear Down, my brutha
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (5YBu8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (V3c+3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (IV4VS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah. He's the number one ranked American tennis player. That's how far down American men's tennis has gone.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 23, 2017 11:58 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 23, 2017 11:59 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 23, 2017 11:59 PM (RgmpP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (0wem/)
I saw that but it went over my head.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 11:55 PM
****
I saw the comment. I don't know who Tommy is. Was that a compliment? I'd have to know who Tommy is know if it was or not. I know who the gatlin brothers are, I think. That's who Gatlinburg, TN is named after, right?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (PUmDY)
I would have said something but I was unable to figure out exactly wtf you meant!
I believe it was the non-Van Morrison "Gloria" , which further confused me, since I wasn't sure if you got not-dumped for a chick.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (0wem/)
Hope it's goin' well for y'all?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2017 11:57 PM (v5iqM)
Good evening, Sir.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:01 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:01 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: L, Elle at June
tommy opened an epic can of whoop ass on the gatlin brothers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:01 AM (0wem/)
I saw that but it went over my head.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (TdMsT)
I would have said something but I was unable to figure out exactly wtf you meant!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (tJeKM)
Same here
I still have no idea what Y5 is saying.Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:52 PM (AGJc2)
Already taken care of. My God, life's a bitch sometimes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (IV4VS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (V3c+3)
For some reason I thought Aimee Mann was from Canada. She was born in Richmond Va.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 23, 2017 11:52 PM (AGJc2)
Already taken care of. My God, life's a bitch sometimes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (Id9+
Hope things are okay now.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (IV4VS)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June
forget it moment is passed. too painful to talk about now.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (0wem/)
The elites will never hold each other accountable; the government will never hold itself accountable. If the populace is unwilling or unable to do the job, it will never be done. Given that it is utterly and laughably both unwilling and unable, well.....get used to more of the same, ad infinitum.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (ggtda)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (HCqAo)
There are two or three of her songs that are really fantastic. I downloaded a bunch of others and didn't find much else I liked but those few are among my very favorites, these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2017 12:05 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:05 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (TdMsT)
I would have said something but I was unable to figure out exactly wtf you meant!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:00 AM (tJeKM)
Same here I still have no idea what Y5 is saying.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (rZ+mb)
We ought to have asked, I'm sure there's a great story there, but I figured I was the only one who didn't get it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:06 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:06 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:06 AM (RgmpP)
If someone isn't dead in the band, I probably don't know them.
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 11:53 PM (aT+Bx)
Rascal Flatts is nothing but a "boy band" with a very slight twang.
Talented as all hell, but I still can't stand 'em. They're "something" but I'm not sure what
One thing I *am* sure of though, is that they're not Country Music.
Merle Haggard is Country Music. So is Randy Travis, Willie & Waylon, and so very many more.
Rascal Flatts can go compete in the Pop Top 40 chart, for all I care.
And don't get me started on all the f'kn "bro country" baseball cap acts, with actual f'kn RAP shit woven into their "song".
Hank Snow would be spinning in his grave.
There's a lot of room in C&W for variety. Chet Atkins brought jazz guitar into the fold. Ray Stevens mastered musical humor. No need for "purists".
But, the heretics must BURN!
/rant
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (v5iqM)
It seems you've recovered as you are in rare form this evening.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (TdMsT)
Good night, everyone! And I really mean it this time!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (3YxFh)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:50 PM (Id9+
Oblgatory:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
(Courtesy of the beautiful SMFH)
Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (yfBjX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:02 AM (tJeKM)
*bows*
Madam.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (AGJc2)
Well, my God,
You and Cochran and NavyCopJoe.
I am highly suspicious.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (IDPbH)
Good seeing you again, NCJ!
...now I must partake of rest.
*flicks light-switch to "off"*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (6gk0M)
****
Thank you, westy. You're always so nice to me. I used to think being called nice was somewhat insulting, like you're milk toast or something. I appreciate niceness now. I wish I were better at being nice. Now I'm wondering what milk toast is.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (RgmpP)
Rascal Flatts is nothing but a "boy band" with a very slight twang.
Talented as all hell, but I still can't stand 'em. They're "something" but I'm not sure what
One thing I *am* sure of though, is that they're not Country Music.
---
LOL.
I was just thinking of random new bands. The only reason I know anything from Rascall Flatts that their song was on a commercial. I think the same is true for the Coldplay song.
BTW... the leader singer of Rascall Flatt is super gay.
Posted by: shibumi at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:04 AM (Tnhbr)
Sweet mother of mercy they even let Hostages in here.
Also pics/screen grabs/links or it didn't happen.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June
well, it meant exactly what it said. had a friend who was a girl. went home after a movie one night. walked her to the door and she said "I think we should start seeing other people. I want a more serious relationship and you do no seem ready. Don't say anything I have already made up my mind."
Got back in the car and
Dad:"So Yankee how was the date?"
Yankee: "Well the movie was great but I think I got dumped."
Dad: "Did not realize you were dating."
Yankee: "Neither did I."
Dad: Want to get a burger
Yankee "Ok"
So since I am here and she is not it is obvious who came out on top in the long run.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (0wem/)
****
Thank you, westy. You're always so nice to me. I used to think being called nice was somewhat insulting, like you're milk toast or something. I appreciate niceness now. I wish I were better at being nice. Now I'm wondering what milk toast is.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (Rsi2C)
Milk toast is bland and soggy.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (TdMsT)
have a good night
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (RgmpP)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (TdMsT)
Hellz no.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (Id9+8)
I am here at the trampoline place while my daughter and her friend finish up a playdate. Place is full of preteen girls in gym shorts. I really don't need to pop wood now, thanks.
Posted by: JEM at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (basD+)
barrel's calling
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (RgmpP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (AGJc2)
Good times, good times...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 11:35 PM (Id9+
Do tell! Do tell! Be kind to the house gimp.
Posted by: The Gimp! at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (jdWK0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (V3c+3)
Hank Snow would be spinning in his grave.
There's a lot of room in C&W for variety. Chet Atkins brought jazz guitar into the fold. Ray Stevens mastered musical humor. No need for "purists".
But, the heretics must BURN!
/rant
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:07 AM (v5iqM)
You'll probably like this guy's opinion of Bro country music as he reviews "Body Like a Back Road."
https://youtu.be/UxLcDgsNbOg
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:12 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:01 AM
****
Now why would Tommy do a thing like that? Did he catch one of the Gatlin brothers in bed with his gf?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:13 AM (Rsi2C)
;-)
For the record, I actually like Bradley Gilbert. He's not country though. More southern rock than anything else.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 12:13 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June
well, I was 14 so I have had some time to recover.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:13 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (IV4VS)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: L, Elle at June
srsly?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (0wem/)
****
Thank you, westy. You're always so nice to me. I used to think being called nice was somewhat insulting, like you're milk toast or something. I appreciate niceness now. I wish I were better at being nice. Now I'm wondering what milk toast is.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM (Rsi2C)
Ask curious.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (PUmDY)
Talented as all hell, but I still can't stand 'em. They're "something" but I'm not sure what
One thing I *am* sure of though, is that they're not Country Music.
Jim,
The other day, somebody played some music on the job site (Bluetoothed it from their phone?)
Some kid said loudly "what is that shit? Is that bluegrass?"
Hey, idiot - THAT is King George! Here's a dollar, go buy a clue.
Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (yfBjX)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (yfBjX
You know, people bitch so much about rap music and gangsta this and that and bad role models, etc, but ain't really nothin' scarier than some crazy ass white mother fuckers.
Don't even get me started on Insane Clown Posse.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (AGJc2)
AAAAAND A BARRELLING!!!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM (Id9+8)
spawn said toss her a metal song
she's taking requests
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:09 AM
****
I really like your daughter. She sounds so cool. Can she do Enter Sandman?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM (Rsi2C)
I am highly suspicious.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:08 AM (tJeKM)
=======
The old band is almost back together.
Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM (QoDdh)
You found me. Before the Feds did.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June
you coming to the Vegas meetup?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:16 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at June 24, 2017 12:16 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:17 AM (yw1cW)
You clearly should have read her mind and been more attentive to her needs. I bet you have cost her thousands in therapy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:18 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:18 AM (IV4VS)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:18 AM (tJeKM)
Holy shit! I missed the now-embarreled Cochran and DC in River City!
Damn-Good to see you Boyz, as well!
*raises beer*
To The Horde!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (6gk0M)
A B-52 fuselage is a long, slab-sided, nearly self-stabilizing form (in the yaw axis) in it's own right. And the lack of a rudder can be easily made up for by thrust-steering the outboard engine pods.
Still, would've been a handful on short final.
Now then, a supposition for you.
Let's say we take a classic A-1d Skyraider. New production though.
And hang one of these on the nose.
http://tinyurl.com/ycadbyc4
The weight is close enough to the original recip engine so that some fore/aft positioning could solve cg problems.
But, double the horsepower, and I can only imagine the thrust differential from that six bladed prop?
I'm thinking poor-man's A-10 here for the SAR role, but with a couple wingfulls of 20mm cannons, vs. a Vulcan installation.
With the additional power, even more fuel and ordnance could be carried. And armor. Then with modern digital panels and data-linking, I think the thing would be one hell of a formidable package.
(and a lot fewer oil leaks on the tarmac!)
Kick the idea around, and let me know what'cha think?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:16 AM (0wem/)
=====
When and where exactly is that going to be?
Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (QoDdh)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June
worked out weird. she eventually invited me to her wedding. I went. left with the bartenderette.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (Rsi2C)
Evening, all. Another successful concert under the belt. Next rehearsal in 10 hours.
Posted by: Piercello, on the road at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (WbaUv)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (IDPbH)
that's a yes
she's getting ready to try some Jake E Lee Ozzy and its rough
I may have to hunt down the right tuning for it on google
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (RgmpP)
LOL! How are your ladies?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (tJeKM)
1) I wasn't aware that was a thing
B) No
Trois) Vegas is not my type of scene. Amateur hour all day every day
IV) Want to do a meetup in a real city, like, and I'm just using this as an example, Nashville? I'm in.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: The Gimp! at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (jdWK0)
I think I've told this story to the Horde before. Maybe not.
Run into guy I met the previous summer, drink a few Tom Collinses, he invites me to make out in the parking lot. We go into what I assume is his pickup truck and he gets me out of my pants (a first). Then proceeds to go down on me. Oh. My. God. I melted. And yes, I had been utterly frigid until this evening in the summer of my 18th year.
Ever since then, it's been Castle Anthrax for this 'ette.
p.s. Turns out he didn't even know whose truck that was.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 12:11 AM (V3c+3)
The effluvium in The Barrel contains carrot chili? That explains a lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: GOULD at June
send me an email, me at gmail. we are not disclosing the details on the open channel. you know, appropriate opsec for a smart military blog.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (0wem/)
Also pics/screen grabs/links or it didn't happen.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (AGJc2)
I was a Moron before I was a hostage.
link in my nick.
Also, when is the next episode of The Angry Ginger Power Hour, with Chili Con Carrot and his sidekick Ranty, The Eighth Dwarf?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:03 AM (TdMsT)
Hellz no.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:10 AM (Id9+
Wish to unburden?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:21 AM (TdMsT)
Holy shit! I missed the now-embarreled Cochran and DC in River City!
Damn-Good to see you Boyz, as well!
*raises beer*
To The Horde!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (6gk0M)
Slap! Fucking A the Braves suck man. Gah.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:21 AM (AGJc2)
I had a friend on one of my ships who got me into them
first vid I saw I think was chicken hunting
had all the joker card cds
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:21 AM (RgmpP)
Quite surprising really.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
For the record, testosterone effectively deepens a female transsexual's voice. Estrogen does NOT raise the pitch of a male transsexual's voice.
If the tranny's voice changed, it was because he was practicing raising the pitch of his voice and using female inflections. Practically every man can train their voice to sound female. Jenner is a lazy idiot who has never bothered to do this.
But to reiterate, taking estrogen will no more shrink your vocal cords than it will shrink the width of your shoulders, or make your hands and feet smaller. It doesn't work that way. The only thing it does is prevent hair loss, and causes impotence and infertility.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (xAvrH)
Tammy, my phone shit the bucket the other day. I lost almost all my email contacts. As I rebuild, I'll hit you up. I'll be the smelly congressman.
Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (yfBjX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (yw1cW)
B) No
Trois) Vegas is not my type of scene. Amateur hour all day every day
IV) Want to do a meetup in a real city, like, and I'm just using this as an example, Nashville? I'm in.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June
geez, if the wife has your nuts in a jar just say so. don't have to get all pissy.
we are doing it in Vegas because it is convenient nationally, everyone can get there from here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (0wem/)
Boston is an interesting technical exercise.
Green Day sucks.
Posted by: JEM at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (basD+)
No, although I don't mind the music per se, I just can't do the clown thing, ya know?
Although I am really not crazy about the music, either! But I'll take it over rap, all day long!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:23 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:14 AM (IV4VS)
Six and a half hours wandering The Getty museum, walking up and down three flights of stairs. It was all proper.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:23 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:23 AM (RgmpP)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (+yVe4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (IV4VS)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:19 AM (Rsi2C)
I don't know. My parents only had one dog that they spayed, and that was after several litters and it was to stop her having another.
So I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that once she's not in heat there's going to be no incentive for the male to hump beyond their normal desire to hump stuff.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (cAnNx)
79 452: So, not a Brantley Gilbert fan?
;-)
For the record, I actually like Brantley Gilbert. He's not country though. More southern rock than anything else.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 12:24 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:15 AM
****
Bannion needs to show up. What happened to the guy? He moved to Cali or something and then disappeared. Wasn't EC part of your clique too?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (IcT7t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPG5DP2RQZk
Posted by: Javems at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (Tnhbr)
You sir, are an asshole of the highest order. Funny as hell though.
So the podcast. I think Alex and I miss doing it more than anyone right now. But we have RL issues stopping us. Both of us have close family members in very ill health. On top of that, the wife and I sold our house and are building new. So in the meantime we're in a craphole tiny apt with zero privacy. Meaning I have nowhere to do the podcast from.
Trust me when I say, the podcast will return....we just don't know when right now. I wish we did.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (AGJc2)
Gotcha!
And if I don't respond, don't think I am ignoring you.....will probably go dark pretty soon, heading off to the Continent next week. Not taking any internet device beyond a Kindle Fire and will probably not be able to figure out how access the interwebz safely in furrin' parts.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24,
****
I thought so but was too tired to look it up and I thought I made that up too
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (Rsi2C)
>>>we are doing it in Vegas because it is convenient nationally
It's a convenient garbage fire. Lots of places are convenient and don't suck. Try one of those.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:26 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:21 AM (TdMsT)
Nope, I'm suffering in almost silence. But not alone.
No one wants to suffer alone.
On the other hand, I'm not in the Barrel with carrot chili.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Javems at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (cAnNx)
It's shot time.
Hey DC! You in for a shot???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (cAnNx)<<<
The milqueghost is right.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (rxW5j)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (Id9+
*yells up*
THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!
AND! NO! CARROTS!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (AGJc2)
she wants to do some Ratt and it takes two Charvels to do it right
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (RgmpP)
They've got voice change surgeries they do now. I think they have to try "therapy" first, to teach them how to sound more feminine first before they'll do that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (IV4VS)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (AGJc2)
What about tequila?
Saaaaayyyy....just out of the blue.....bourbon barrel flavored tequila?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (PUmDY)
NO, SIR. I will not touch the demon rum.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:29 AM (AGJc2)
What about the cotton candy vodka?
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:30 AM (cAnNx)
sheesh
Posted by: navycopjoe (voted sexiest by ettes everywhere) at June 24, 2017 12:31 AM (RgmpP)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:31 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:27 AM (Id9+
On my iPad I can't tell when someone is hovering over the barrel.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June
well of course you are not taking your devices. everyone knows the Lilibet absolutely forbids electronic devices in her residences.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (0wem/)
I thought it funny how she so casually acknowledged and then dismissed the Obamacare "death panels", established by Dr.Evil Emmanuel, the little ballerina's brother.
Death -- bad. Death Panels -- ok.
Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (AGJc2)
p.s. Turns out he didn't even know whose truck that was.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:20 AM (Id9+
THIS is when breathing through one's ears comes in VERY HANDY!
Posted by: The Gimp! at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (jdWK0)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (6Da5j)
Well, now that does sound interesting. You have my attention.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: buzzion
Flavored vodka is for sissies and pregnant women.
Posted by: The Wisdom of Joy from "My Name is Earl" at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (5YBu8)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:32 AM (AGJc2)
So, what, you usually go for the funnel cake vodka?
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (yw1cW)
Has anyone had the misfortune to confirm?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (smD62)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (6Da5j)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: buzzion
Flavored vodka is for sissies and pregnant women.
Posted by: The Wisdom of Joy from "My Name is Earl" at June 24, 2017 12:33 AM (5YBu
And I don't think DC is expecting.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (cAnNx)
SoCo with his sorority sisters.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (Tnhbr)
I would expect nothing less from such a devoted Bears fan. You need.... something to keep you going, I get it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:25 AM (Rsi2C)
=====
No idea about Bannion or EC. I am the wrong guy to ask about clique stuff.
Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (QoDdh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:36 AM (IcT7t)
Hey DC! You in for a shot???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:28 AM (AGJc2)
Awww, shit.
He's got that damn Fireball again huh?
Don't do it, folks!
Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (yfBjX)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:
Man, I wish that I were young again.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (+yVe4)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (IV4VS)
THEY MAKE THAT???
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:35 AM (AGJc2)
I took a guess but apparently no they don't. They do make cake flavored vodka though.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:37 AM (cAnNx)
Sweet dreams!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)
I keep reading words and don't know they mean. I've gotta bail but
I'm wired. I feel like I got hit by a truck
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:34 AM (Rsi2C)
Hickeys will do that to ya.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 12:38 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:38 AM (6Da5j)
I guess I'm hitting my erotic prime!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:38 AM (yw1cW)
There is the "Snorkel O" vibrating muff dive kit. It's a vibrating pussy snorkel.
There is also a "Blow Job Bib".
And a "hands free labia spreader".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at June 24, 2017 12:39 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June
no, this hickey is only on the shoulder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:40 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Figures. In my teens and 20s, I was skinny-fat. Now I'm fucking jacked and chicks want the "dad bod". Kill me now.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 12:42 AM (5YBu8)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:40 AM (0wem/)
It makes no difference if you're pulled-off onto the side of the road, the effect is the same.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:42 AM (6gk0M)
And a "hands free labia spreader".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)
Man, I'm glad I am not young any more.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:43 AM (+yVe4)
If you want to see her again and she likes the museum/date thing, think about doing the *other* Getty, the villa in Malibu (the original Getty museum).
It's beautiful, small, different, and of course in a great location. Most of it is a reconstruction of some villa discovered at Heraklion, I think.
Anyway, just an idea.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2017 12:43 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June
that seems wrong.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (IcT7t)
hell, i can't even remember for sure when the last time i had sex was, but it's been years, maybe going on 10, or longer.
ain't married life grand?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (6Da5j)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (yw1cW)
https://youtu.be/iQlIPOTbuH8
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (5YBu8)
I once bought a bottle of flavored vodka by mistake... I have never been more tempted to flush alcohol down the toilet. That shit is VILE.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (xAvrH)
You'll be watching Kluber in that fucked-up stadium in a couple-a years.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (6gk0M)
Drove all the way back home that night, as I recall, behind an epic thunderstorm complex that I never quite did catch up to. Great light show all the way through Kansas. 8-)
Posted by: Piercello, on the road at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (WbaUv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:46 AM (tJeKM)
---
what women want, in my experience, more than anything else, is money/power.
if you've got that, you're golden.
if you don't, everything else is the luck of the draw and their personal whims.
good luck with that.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:46 AM (6Da5j)
You'll be watching Kluber in that fucked-up stadium in a couple-a years.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (6gk0M)
We signed Bartolo Colon. BARTOLO. COLON. That would have been a fine move circa 2001. That fat ass POS has been worth a crap in near a decade. But hey! Let's go pay him a couple million.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:47 AM (AGJc2)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (0wem/)
Administering suction in order to cause surface blood-vessels to burst is indeed a point of contention amongst those "in the know".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:47 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 24, 2017 12:48 AM (IV4VS)
ain't married life grand?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (6Da5j)
At 58 and on anti-depression meds, the whole sex thing seems pretty foreign to me. I can't stand watching "the act" on TV anymore. It's just embarrassing to watch. Receiving a hickey on the other hand...
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (+yVe4)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
You are correct. Though last I heard, vocal surgeries are not always effective - though maybe they are better now.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (xAvrH)
And yes, female dogs can still act horny after spayed. Sometimes it's a dominance thing over another dog.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (Lqy/e)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 12:47 AM (AGJc2)
*HAH!*
He hit a homer for the Mets last year, though.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June
have fun WDS, safe trip
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:49 AM (0wem/)
ain't married life grand?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:44 AM (6Da5j)
=======
I traded one in like that for a newer model. Best move of my life.
Posted by: GOULD at June 24, 2017 12:50 AM (QoDdh)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:50 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 12:51 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2017 12:51 AM (yw1cW)
You can say you were fooling around with a guy and got carried away.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:51 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:53 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 12:54 AM (yfBjX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 12:54 AM (Tnhbr)
I thought it was something they were going to tease you about and I have been waiting anxiously to smack that shit down since you seem a little wiped out.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:55 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:56 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:50 AM (Rsi2C)
How about a temporary tattoo? Betty Boop's red dress would cover it. Or how about a tattoo of a hickey over the hickey? Then you could overlord it on people who just don't get the irony.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 12:56 AM (+yVe4)
---
i can't afford a trade in, unless i want to be homeless and broke, or living with my parents.
fortunately, Rosie's still on the j*b.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:57 AM (6Da5j)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:57 AM (cAnNx)
You mean he just did it? Out of the blue?!
What the fuck?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:57 AM (tJeKM)
Has anyone had the misfortune to confirm?
Posted by: Tickled Pink
From wikipedia:
Shia LaBeouf appears as Sam Witwicky in a photograph in Burton's mansion.
I only appear in a fucking photograph??? WTF?
Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (Rsi2C)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM
Warning not fun but if you are thankful for your freedom it will hit you.
Five Finger Death Punch - Wrong Side Of Heaven
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (cAnNx)
Also have you thought how the turbo-prop will direct the exhaust? How will it be handled to reduce the SA-14 MANPAD threat? That is an Achilles heel that I don't think those pushing the AT-6A and the Embraer Super Tucano upgrade have found a solution which means even in a very low threat environment it just takes one Gomer with -94 or an SA-14 to bring down either plane.
Fuel, ammo, armor, and munitions.
Fuel - what is the SFC of that engine versus the R-3350? Do you want to keep the same range? Or maybe increase it by 10%? Each additional gallon of jet fuel is a lot more pounds which factors into your max gross weight.
Ammo - keep the Colt 20mm cannons? Keep two or all four? And how many rounds per gun? That gross weight just jumped again.
Armor - replicate the armored bathtub of the A-10? Armor up the engine and flight controls also? How will this affect accessibility for the wrench turners? And there goes that gross weight again.
Munitions - stressing the outer pylons from 300lbs to 600lbs is about all that is needed. Plus wire all pylons to support smart munitions like the Small Diameter Bomb. JSOW? Maybe. Plus wire the two most outboard pylons to accept AIM-9x missiles.
Which might keep the weight down except for a few knock-on issues. Fuel in the wings plus guns and more robust bomb pylons means the wing structure will have to be beefed up so the wing won't fail. Still could save a decent amount of weight and improve structural strength by removing the wing fold mechanisms. The other knock-on problem is how stressed is the landing gear now with all this extra weight? So the landing gear will have to be made stronger which means heavier.
Might as well build a new paper airplane instead of reheating the old Spad which could carry, even in the AD-1 form, three aerial torpedoes at once.
Also remember the Martin AM-1 Mauler was equipped with the R-4360 but only 150 or so were built, having been beaten by the AD-1. So more horsepower does not always mean a better warplane.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 12:59 AM (V3c+3)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 12:57 AM (cAnNx)
Just wearing a T-shirt?
Having you considered calling the fucking cops?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:59 AM (tJeKM)
we are doing it in Vegas because it is convenient nationally, everyone can get there from here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 12:22 AM (0wem/)
Also, we have great hobo hunting grounds in the subsurface tunnels...
Seriously though, the Strip and Downtown are not indicative of Vegas, the Vegas valley, or even the county as a whole.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at June 24, 2017 01:00 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)
I would have never known that from talking to you, but then I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
Good for you, darlin'. You take that hickey and run with it.
Hear that, Lonely Hearts Club?
Play-Fighting leads to hickeys.
Hickeys lead to secks.
Secks lead to relationships.
Relationships lead to Love.
Love leads to Marriage.
Marriage leads to watching sports on T.V. and Home Maintenance.
...what was I saying?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (6gk0M)
Yeah, him. I am still madly in love with him despite how doomed it all is. Next time, I'll bring along a chaperone.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (Rsi2C)
I am really having trouble processing this.
Are you dating this guy?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 12:45 AM (xAvrH)
Infusing your own vodka is a good idea though, especially if you make your own mixed drinks.
A Bloody Mary without tomato and black pepper infused vodka isn't worth drinking.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at June 24, 2017 01:02 AM (vBeA5)
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Couldn't she just call the regular cops?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)
I dunno, seems to me the fucking cops would be a better call in this situation.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 01:02 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:02 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:03 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Fucking Cops at June 24, 2017 01:03 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2017 01:04 AM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 01:02 AM (AGJc2)
Why, hello there!
Posted by: Policeman from the Village People at June 24, 2017 01:04 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:05 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:05 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:06 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: craigslist porn skull garage killer at June 24, 2017 01:06 AM (rxW5j)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 12:58 AM (Rsi2C)
Just tell people you were at sea, harpooning Krakens, and got mauled, but that you prevailed in the end. And then haul out a seafood sammich with a bunch of squid tentacles hanging out of it, and mow down on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 01:06 AM (XUcIQ)
-Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (HCqAo)
Because taxpayers are duped into doing that shit time-and-time again. I did it, myself, back in 1991.
"We could lose the Cleveland Indians!!11eleventy".
I voted for a tax increase because I was ignorant.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:06 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 12:59 AM (tJeKM)
Would you like me to give you a free dick punch coupon? It's redeemable with any asshole who deserves it.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (+yVe4)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (xAvrH)
If they are like the regular cops they come 10 minutes too late.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (6hUAo)
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:05 AM (tJeKM)
No shit. I thought I was being humorous, but apparently not.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:09 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 01:09 AM (V3c+3)
She worked as a welding inspector.
On a massive construction site.
Full of messican laborers.
Yeah... she was not happy with me for a week or so.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:09 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at June 24, 2017 01:10 AM (5YBu8)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (aMlLZ)
I wouldn't know, I have never had one.
Thor thinks they're tacky.
I won't bore you with half the things we have got up to over the years that seem far tackier than hickeys to me, but that's a man for ya.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:10 AM (tJeKM)
Got some sort of flavoured vodka atm. Home made polish shit. Dunno what the flavour is supposed to be, or even if it's intentional? Bath tub flavour, maybe? Extremely strong, but I haven't gone blind... Yet.
Posted by: otho at June 24, 2017 01:10 AM (lmIoG)
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B071NQQMPK
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 01:10 AM (V3c+3)
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:08 AM (6hUAo)
LOL!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:11 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:11 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June
well no one is saying anyone is a slut, however, you are not trading comments with L'Elle, you are trading comments with L,Elle. so there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:11 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: L, Elle at June
so you were worried about not being able to wear tank tops because your love bite would show so you ran to the horde for advice instead of wearing - sleeves. EGADS!
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:13 AM (0wem/)
Lothario that i'm not, i only had to do it once, but it did w*rk.
i'm open to challenging the results, should the right 'ette come to Vegas for the MoMe later this summer.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:13 AM (6Da5j)
Plenty of real estate to convert to a tricycle gear configuration
Also have you thought how the turbo-prop will direct the exhaust? How will it be handled to reduce the SA-14 MANPAD threat? That is an Achilles heel that I don't think those pushing the AT-6A and the Embraer Super Tucano upgrade have found a solution which means even in a very low threat environment it just takes one Gomer with -94 or an SA-14 to bring down either plane.
Above wing root exhaust, about 3/4 way to the aft of chord, bifurcated to both sides. Additional thrust benefit, with a wee bit of IR shielding by the wing itself.
Fuel, ammo, armor, and munitions.
Fuel - what is the SFC of that engine versus the R-3350? Do you want to keep the same range? Or maybe increase it by 10%? Each additional gallon of jet fuel is a lot more pounds which factors into your max gross weight.
I suspect that the efficiency of the turboprop will distinctly exceed that of the recip original. A great many Skyraiders featured a one passenger compartment aft and below the cockpit, in the main fuselage. Great place for a big bag o' fuel, that, and relatively near the CG to boot.
Ammo - keep the Colt 20mm cannons? Keep two or all four? And how many rounds per gun? That gross weight just jumped again.
All four. And as many rounds as the gross weight math allows.
Armor - replicate the armored bathtub of the A-10? Armor up the engine and flight controls also? How will this affect accessibility for the wrench turners? And there goes that gross weight again.
Not the armor tub of the A-10, but damn good plating, as can be worked into the design. DO though, incorporate the A-10 triple redundant flight controls, including reversion.
Munitions - stressing the outer pylons from 300lbs to 600lbs is about all that is needed. Plus wire all pylons to support smart munitions like the Small Diameter Bomb. JSOW? Maybe. Plus wire the two most outboard pylons to accept AIM-9x missiles.
Which might keep the weight down except for a few knock-on issues. Fuel in the wings plus guns and more robust bomb pylons means the wing structure will have to be beefed up so the wing won't fail. Still could save a decent amount of weight and improve structural strength by removing the wing fold mechanisms. The other knock-on problem is how stressed is the landing gear now with all this extra weight? So the landing gear will have to be made stronger which means heavier.
Concur, on all. Make 'er a fixed wing masterpiece. If the Navy or Marines want 'em, keep the fold, find the weight elsewhere. We've got horsepower to burn, here.
Might as well build a new paper airplane instead of reheating the old Spad which could carry, even in the AD-1 form, three aerial torpedoes at once.
Then start the clean paper with the Spad as the tracing form. It. WORKED.
Also remember the Martin AM-1 Mauler was equipped with the R-4360 but only 150 or so were built, having been beaten by the AD-1. So more horsepower does not always mean a better warplane.
The Mauler never achieved the record that the Spad amassed. I can think of no better starting point, than where it left off.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 01:13 AM (v5iqM)
Well, hello, Tootsie Tarantino. Rap sheet a mile long. You'd better keep your nose clean, or we'll run you in on any number of toe sucking violations, and practicing pedicure without a license.
Posted by: Fucking Cops at June 24, 2017 01:13 AM (8O3HH)
My Dad said to "call it a muffler-burn"...lol.
Turns-out everyone knew what that meant.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:14 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:14 AM (Rsi2C)
But, I went to class the next day, it was in college, and I was the nerd who sat in the front row of my classes, and my first class that day was a theological class, I don't remember the exact one. (It was my minor, so I took a number of them) and my professor looked at me and made a face, and after class, I went to the bathroom and saw it. I am not sure how I missed it before, or not felt it....it was mortifying.
I vowed to never have one, visible at least, ever again.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 24, 2017 01:14 AM (smD62)
L'El.... L, EL...eh, fuck it...... Ellie, don't you go getting any more upset now. We will hopefully talk by and by.
The rest of you be gentle to her. Unrequited love is a cast iron bitch.
Good night!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2017 01:15 AM (tJeKM)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:07 AM (aMlLZ)
was initially under the impression it was a whole boob hickey. guess not.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:15 AM (0wem/)
That's a hard certification to get if she was an AWS CWI. And really rare as a woman. Shit The AWS magazine is like wheres Waldo for a Woman.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:15 AM (6hUAo)
A Bloody Mary without tomato and black pepper infused vodka isn't worth drinking.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby!
Oh yes, I completely agree. My go to drink at home is plain vodka mixed with diet soda. Right now I'm sipping vodka + fresca. I'll probably get so drunk that I'll get myself banned and puke on the carpet.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:15 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:09 AM (Rsi2C)
Moi?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)
Yeah, I was younger and stupid and screwed that relationship up, which I regret to this day. She was a keeper.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (Rsi2C)
No, no. Still here. Drinking with a buddy while trying to keep up with comments.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 01:19 AM (AGJc2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:19 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Fucking Cops
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino
If it weren't for Tarantino, we would have forgotten about feet. We owe him so much.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:20 AM (xAvrH)
My mother used to see them and say "she needs to cut that shit out". lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:20 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: beavis at June 24, 2017 01:20 AM (lmIoG)
Seriously though, the Strip and Downtown are not indicative of Vegas, the Vegas valley, or even the county as a whole.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at June
Vegas has world class fun on the strip and elsewhere.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:21 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)
****
Stop being coy. You shred guitars. Women throw themselves at you. The two go together even if you can't play shit. Unless you're actually a pron star IRL and the guitar playing is a cover to conceal your adult film star fame.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:21 AM (Rsi2C)
My mother used to see them and say "she needs to cut that shit out". lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June
your mom is calmer than mine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:22 AM (0wem/)
You deserve to be in the barrel for that statement alone!
Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 01:22 AM (yfBjX)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 24, 2017 01:19 AM (AGJc2)
Love ya', Brother!
If anyone thought that Atlanta would be ahead of Miami or the Mets at this point in the season without Freeman?
They'd be lying to you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:23 AM (6gk0M)
Or blamed those pesky flying monkeys.
I hope your dates continue to be that much fun.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 01:24 AM (mkDpn)
Tammy went to bed, and I still can't.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:24 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:16 AM (Tnhbr)
I'm pretty sure I threw back some keepers only to keep a couple I should have thrown back (before the took me for a house). I think there is a saying starting with Young and dumb...
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:24 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:26 AM (Rsi2C)
Remember that kid who died from a hickey?
It was a freak thing where it caused a blood clot that got loose, went to his brain, and caused a stroke.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 01:26 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2017 01:27 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Lemans Coach at June 23, 2017 10:31 PM (6hUAo)
Learning to drive a stick helps, too.
Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2017 01:28 AM (OFItL)
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:24 AM (Rsi2C)
I've found a new remedy. I drink a six-pack as soon as I feel tired and then I take two Advil PM's.
Within an hour, I'm zonked.
One beer = one shot = one 8oz. glass of wine.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:28 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:29 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:29 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 24, 2017 01:21 AM (Rsi2C)
eww, no porn star shit here. Oden forbids. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:30 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Posted by: George Thorogood at June 24, 2017 01:31 AM (5YBu8)
eww, no porn star shit here. Oden forbids. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:30 AM (aMlLZ)
But Odin is probably cool with it.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:32 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)
So the real difference is BPS Booze Per Second?
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:33 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:22 AM (0wem/)
My mom was more... blunt. We lived somewhat close to a huge park, real nice. During the tube top era I came home with a girl who filled one out pretty damn nice. My mom leaned over and whispered "yeah tell me you weren't grabbing a little tit in the park" lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:34 AM (aMlLZ)
I see C-PAP in my future.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:38 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:21 AM (0wem/)
And my mayor can have your mayor's legs broken.
I mean that in a very, very literal sense...
Posted by: The Leg-intact Hat at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
Have you tried sudafed before you go to sleep? I've found that it helps me breath while I sleep and actually wake up refreshed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (Tnhbr)
I can't even imagine my Mom reciting that sentence. Maybe she should have but no way she would have.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (6hUAo)
ibuprofen, like all NASIDs, cycles through your liver, and is contraindicated with alcohol for that reason, as well as for wear and tear on your gut.
if you just take plain generic Benadryl, available in the allergy aisle of your local drug store, you should get the same general effect, w/o all the additional side issues your current regimen courts.
this is not medical advice, btw.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:40 AM (6Da5j)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June
Heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:40 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
Have you tried sudafed before you go to sleep? I've found that it helps me breath while I sleep and actually wake up refreshed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (Tnhbr)
And probably very comforting to know that the DEA is keeping a watchful eye on your home.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:41 AM (cAnNx)
I mean that in a very, very literal sense...
Posted by: The Leg-intact Hat at June
ours needs it
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:41 AM (0wem/)
It is comforting. I know that the poppies I've got growing out back won't be stolen.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:41 AM (Tnhbr)
-Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:33 AM (6hUAo)
No. When I get home at five, six or seven, I sip beers until I'm tired.
I then take two Aleve PM pills and I will be asleep within two hours, probably sooner.
For a hard-working insomniac with over Ten Years Experience, this might be something that may provide temporary relief to someone.
Please don't take this malady lightly.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (0wem/)
if you've got that, you're golden.
if you don't, everything else is the luck of the draw and their personal whims.
good luck with that.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:46 AM (6Da5j)
You're right about the personal whims - I avoid money and power like the plague.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (Id9+8)
-- corrupt Democrat activists
-- Muslim medical marijuana money-manipulators (seriously)
-- crooked lawyers
-- criminal union politicians
-- a peek into the smoky (pun intended) backrooms of Berkeley politics:
http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/06/23/ former-chair-cannabis-commission-pleads-guilty-money-laundering/
The sleaze just drips from every single person mentioned in the story. They told us that if California legalized marijuana, all the crime associated with the drug trade would disappear.
Uh huh.
Instead, now we get white-collar crime in addition to gang-violence crime.
Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 01:43 AM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (Id9+
But not pickup trucks.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:44 AM (cAnNx)
taking it just prior to bed time is not usually a good idea, despite whatever salubrious effects it might have on your ability to breathe.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:44 AM (6Da5j)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:44 AM (6gk0M)
Uh huh.
Instead, now we get white-collar crime in addition to gang-violence crime.
Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 01:43 AM (DQ4Fv)
I've heard that Colorado has the same problems. The cartels didn't go away, they just got an air of legitimacy. They buy up properties and turn them into grow houses and no one can touch them.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 01:45 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:45 AM (6gk0M)
I can't even imagine my Mom reciting that sentence. Maybe she should have but no way she would have.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 01:39 AM (6hUAo)
My mom raised 2 boys, she knew we were boys, knew there was nothing she could do about us being boys, so she just frigging went with it. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:46 AM (aMlLZ)
What did wonders for my sinuses is the "Nasacort" stuff. I start using that, and it really helped.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 01:46 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)
Alcohol wise. But beer has all those carbs. Bad for GAINZZZ. Haven't even treated myself to craft ale in probably about a year, but that's the only context to have beer: tasty on tap cold craft IPA.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 01:46 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2017 01:46 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:42 AM (Id9+
---
so, i've got a chance?
i DO drive a pick up truck these days....
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:47 AM (6Da5j)
I know more than one that couldn't far less about money/power. I don't stand a chance with them anyway, but it's not because I'm broke...
Posted by: Albert Kings Flying V at June 24, 2017 01:50 AM (yfBjX)
If I could find a gal who looked Melania, had the skills and athleticism of a porn star, and loved to work on pickup trucks and tractors (while nekkid would be great), I'd be set.
It's Mannix time, so Kirk out. Bye ya'll.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 01:50 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 01:51 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 01:52 AM (6gk0M)
---
au contraire, mon ami: Aleve is naproysn, my personal NASID of choice, and which, like Advil/ibuprofen, and all the other NASIDS, goes through the liver.
in fact, the vial out in the kitchen, furnished to me by the VA (500mg) specifically says to avoid alcohol.
i wash them down with beer all the time, but my liver is awesome. YMMV.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:52 AM (6Da5j)
if you've got that, you're golden.
if you don't, everything else is the luck of the draw and their personal whims.
good luck with that.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 12:46 AM (6Da5j)
The shallow ones are all about that, but you are right about a good amount of them. The upside is they are easy to spot.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:53 AM (aMlLZ)
It's technically not a decongestant, but instead a "second-generation antihistamine," but I gotta tell ya, it really consistently works to keep post-nasal drip at bay, and best of all, it has zero side-effectds -- not a stimulant like pseudoephedrine or most other over-the-counter stuff.
The bad news is that it is still by prescription only in the US (though not elsewhere in the world), so it's both hard to get and expensive.
But if you're gonna see a doctor anyway, ask for a prescription of Azelastine -- you won't regret it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azelastine
Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 01:54 AM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 24, 2017 01:50 AM (8O3HH)
well, if you're gonna dream..dream big. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)
i DO drive a pick up truck these days....
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:47 AM (6Da5j)
It's not the pick up, it's the delivery.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:55 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:55 AM (Id9+
less than 30 minutes or the pizza is free. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:56 AM (aMlLZ)
---
i see my new primary care next week.
i'll run this by my pharmacist first, but this would be awesome.
my issue is the post nasal drip, which triggers my gag reflex, which makes me projectile vomit to the point of dry heaves.
a minor quality of life issue, as it were.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 01:57 AM (6Da5j)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:56 AM (aMlLZ)
Heh, I am retarded in that department, so free pizza, YAY!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:57 AM (Id9+8)
In prime pollen season I am miserable anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 01:59 AM (mkDpn)
-Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 01:53 AM (aMlLZ)
It took me until age 30 to trust anyone again. Then I owned a tanning salon and I was NOT to hit on customers because profit.
And now there are real women who I adore who I cannot connect with because of certain medical conditions.
I refuse to be part of "The Lonely Hearts Club", however.
I am not a victim.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 02:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:02 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 01:55 AM (Id9+
---
you call, i'll haul.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:03 AM (6Da5j)
---
i see my new primary care next week.
i'll run this by my pharmacist first, but this would be awesome.
my issue is the post nasal drip, which triggers my gag reflex, which makes me projectile vomit to the point of dry heaves.
a minor quality of life issue, as it were.
Posted by: redc1c4
A minor word of warning:
Azelastine, like most antihistamines, comes as a nasal spray -- you spritz it up your nostrils. But of course whenever you do that, sometimes it leaks out the back of your sinuses into your throat - i.e. the medicine itself, for the first minute or so, becomes part of the post-nasal drop problem. Which could momentarily make your feel worse -- but this same issue happens with any nose spray.
After that initial minute, however, it really does start to dry up your sinuses in a long-term way, with absolutely no side effects, which is what I like about it.
Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 02:03 AM (DQ4Fv)
And now there are real women who I adore who I cannot connect with because of certain medical conditions.
I refuse to be part of "The Lonely Hearts Club", however.
I am not a victim.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 24, 2017 02:00 AM (6gk0M)
I couldn't imagine owned a tanning salon and not throwing the dick around. You're a better man than me, lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 02:03 AM (aMlLZ)
-- corrupt Democrat activists
-- Muslim medical marijuana money-manipulators (seriously)
-- crooked lawyers
-- criminal union politicians
-- a peek into the smoky (pun intended) backrooms of Berkeley politics:
http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/06/23/ former-chair-cannabis-commission-pleads-guilty-money-laundering/
The sleaze just drips from every single person mentioned in the story. They told us that if California legalized marijuana, all the crime associated with the drug trade would disappear.
Uh huh.
Instead, now we get white-collar crime in addition to gang-violence crime.
Posted by: zombie
Love that second line! It's worthy of JJ's M list, when thingy was President.
Martin Kaufman who was connected to the Blüm dispensary in Oakland. Kaufman's wife, Salwa Ibrahim, was one of the applicants for a new medical cannabis dispensary in Berkeley.
Weird. I assume "Kaufman" is Jewish, by his name. Is Jewish-men-marrying-Muslim-woman a thing? Like with Anthony Weiner and Huma? This world is getting too bizarre for me.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 02:05 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:03 AM (6Da5j)
Oh Heartless, you crack me up!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 02:05 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 02:05 AM (5YBu8)
when you find that one, don't say anything: they will kick her out of the Chick Club if they find out,
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:06 AM (6Da5j)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 02:07 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:06 AM (6Da5j)
Oh well fuck that noise, they already clamor for my ovaries, the bitches.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 02:08 AM (Id9+8)
In prime pollen season I am miserable anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot
True, Azelastine doesn't miraculously get rid of all post-nasal drip and the histamine reaction -- it just noticeably decreases it to a tolerable level.
I had post-nasl drip pretty bad for a while too, and NOTHING helped. Azelastine came along, and it transformed a miserable problem into a minor background annoyance. That's all I could hope for, and I got it.
Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 02:08 AM (DQ4Fv)
That which does not kill us makes us want to blubber and howl and scrub our faces on the carpet like a dog with a face-full of skunk
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 02:12 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear a
Yes, it is indeed a "thing" for self-hating left-wing Jewish moonbat douchebags to marry or hook up with a Muslim chick if they can find one to play along with the charade. It's a unique form of progressive "sexual virtue signaling" to show how cool you are by literally sleeping with the enemy.
Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 02:13 AM (DQ4Fv)
https://youtu.be/S3_1kMgBuMA
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 02:05 AM (5YBu
I remember it more like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnRwQjTYfGI
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:13 AM (6hUAo)
Azelastine is wonderful, I just haven't gone to a doctor in a long while to get a new prescription for it. And it's kinda pricey, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2017 02:14 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: X-ray
You sumbitch! I got the evidence!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 24, 2017 02:18 AM (5YBu8)
Pretty much why I don't leave the house to hunt.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:20 AM (6hUAo)
There's never a fire.
The cat is under the bed and I'm not falling asleep while that thing is going.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 24, 2017 02:21 AM (Id9+8)
If you forget where you threw it, it can leave some oddly shaped pale patches on the clientele.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 02:24 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:26 AM (6Da5j)
couldn't imagine owned a tanning salon and not throwing the dick around.
If you forget where you threw it, it can leave some oddly shaped pale patches on the clientele.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 02:24 AM (6FqZa)
And some 18 year payments.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:27 AM (6hUAo)
I have not been able to re-find it. Can you please, please, please repost the link. If you do, I'll put on a red dress and stick my thingy in the exhaust pipe of a car, and then you can post the photo and the horde will see how grotesque I am.
Thanks.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 02:31 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 02:31 AM (6hUAo)
being an old Soldier, i started taking my pillow and blanket down with me (spares, i never used my made up bunk, because lazy) and cop some Zs, or at least doze, behind the formation while they tried to figure out WTF was going on.
pretty soon, there were a few of us back there, until the day a drill came by and had a shit fit.
"What were you thinking???"
"that i'm Infantry and i can fall asleep anywhere?"
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:31 AM (6Da5j)
Zombie repoasted that link just the other day: it's on PJ media, not zombie.com.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:33 AM (6Da5j)
"What were you thinking???"
"that i'm Infantry and i can fall asleep anywhere?"
Not why are you sleeping. What are you doing with a FUCKING PILLOW?
Posted by: Drill Sergeant at June 24, 2017 02:39 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: redc1c4
Got it! Bookmarked it! Thank you red.
My condolences for living in CA. I live in Nassau County, LI, NY, which I suspect will degenerate to CA one day, so I'd appreciate your condolences as well.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 02:39 AM (xAvrH)
CA used to be teh aw35()me... now it just sucks, except for the weather, most days.
BTW: i emailed you last weekend, following up on the link from the previous ONT (i was too fried/in pain to respond that night)
did you get it?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 02:46 AM (6Da5j)
I have not been able to re-find it. Can you please, please, please repost the link. If you do, I'll put on a red dress and stick my thingy in the exhaust pipe of a car, and then you can post the photo and the horde will see how grotesque I am.
Thanks.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
I posted the links on the thread you asked for them, a few days ago! You must have missed them. Here they are again:
https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2010/11/10
/gerrymandering-101/?singlepage=true
https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2010/11/11/
the-top-ten-most-gerrymandered-congressional
-districts-in-the-united-states/?singlepage=true
(remove space in URL)
Posted by: zombie at June 24, 2017 02:53 AM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2017 01:01 AM (HCqAo)
This is America. IF THE BUILDING IS 20 YEARS OLD, IT MUST BE TORN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 02:54 AM (eq0EU)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 02:54 AM (eq0EU)
Torn down?
It has to be blown up in an extravaganza!
Posted by: The Explody Hat at June 24, 2017 02:56 AM (vBeA5)
Here is an ONT favorit: "Flower Travelin' Man" by Earthless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmyqAv96OE8
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 24, 2017 03:02 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: zombie
Thank you. Bookmarked it this time. This should be required reading for every moron. It should be in the side bar as a permanent link.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 03:05 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 02:54 AM (eq0EU)
Torn down?
It has to be blown up in an extravaganza!
Posted by: The Explody Hat at June 24, 2017 02:56 AM (vBeA5)
HOWEVER IT'S DONE!!!! WE CANNOT TOLERATE HAVING STRUCTURES 20 YEARS OLD OR OLDER IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!
(And if it bankrupts local governments, well, so be it.)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 03:07 AM (eq0EU)
Posted by: The Explody Hat at June 24, 2017 02:56 AM (vBeA5)
HOWEVER IT'S DONE!!!! WE CANNOT TOLERATE HAVING STRUCTURES 20 YEARS OLD OR OLDER IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!
(And if it bankrupts local governments, well, so be it.)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 03:07 AM (eq0EU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coYieIF8I5M
Posted by: Megumin at June 24, 2017 03:15 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Nighttime Hat at June 24, 2017 03:27 AM (vBeA5)
778 This is America. IF THE BUILDING IS 20 YEARS OLD, IT MUST BE TORN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 24, 2017 02:54 AM (eq0EU)
Torn down?
It has to be blown up in an extravaganza!
Posted by: The Explody Hat at June 24, 2017 02:56 AM (vBeA5)
Kingdome. Best implosion ever.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 24, 2017 03:36 AM (e1mEI)
A drummer friend turned me on to this teenage girl drummer's FB page. Wowza! She's good.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7s3yp5q
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 24, 2017 03:44 AM (ul9CR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vpOHq8bkzA
Posted by: The Even More Nighttime Hat at June 24, 2017 03:45 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2017 04:04 AM (Fu+pp)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 04:16 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2017 11:28 PM (IV4VS)
He can't use real black lights because that might embarrass the cat owners.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 23, 2017 11:29 PM (rZ+mb)
Some of us cat owners have a black light for that express purpose.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 04:18 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 04:23 AM (sdi6R)
*twiddles thumbs*
*drinks*
Thank God it's Saturday. It would suck having to go to work in a few hours.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 04:57 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 24, 2017 05:19 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:21 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:21 AM (Ot7+c)
Any day without lawn mowing is a good day.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2017 05:34 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2017 05:40 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:41 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Bruce at June 24, 2017 05:41 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 05:46 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Bruce at June 24, 2017 05:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: saf at June 24, 2017 07:50 AM (cS/ge)
Contra the article on the "Army is the fattest military branch." Shoddy journalism. Instead the writer should have pointed to how BMI is an incredibly inaccurate measurement of fitness. Generally speaking, more Soldiers are going to fall in the overweight and obese BMI categories because of the high levels of fitness. 4-5 days a week of running, calisthenics, throw in ruck marching (fast walking pace carrying a heavy load) and some weight lifting, and there you go. Are there overweight Soldiers? Absolutely. A more accurate way to report the story was to obtain statistics from the Army's Human Resource Command ("corporate HR") as to the percentage of Soldiers enrolled in the Weight Control Program. Those actually out of tolerance to the Army Standards are counseled and closely monitored to lose weight and/or sufficient body fat to meet standards. Those that don't are administratively separated.
Did 27 years in the Army, retired in 2015 at 48 years old. 6' and consistently 215 lbs. BMI says overweight. Was still capable of 16:30 2 mile run, 72 sit-ups and 65 pushups for semi-annual physical fitness test. Also still capable of carrying a 33 lb. load 9 kilometers at better than a 15 minute mile. Thanks for the post!
Posted by: Cat-Daddy at June 24, 2017 06:19 PM (w1iFv)
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