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The Art of the Political Nickname (MJ)

I started reading this site many years ago for a few different reasons, but chief among them was that most political news is boring. It doesn't matter what team you're on either. The left and right are predictable in their analysis and moral preening.

Everything is breaking news, followed by an outrage, then some banal pap spouted by either a totally serious you guys, 'expert' that gets an arm fracture while shooting a 12 gauge automatic pistol modified to shoot silenced full metal jacket assault bazooka rounds, or you get John Bolton.

Love me some Bolton. He's a national treasure and the rest of those upper lip flaunting losers can go eat a bag of dicks. They're all racing to reach peak cliche.

Which brings me to my second reason for reading and loving this blog: it's funny.

Nothing else out there can provide this level of humor by the author and commenters while still providing thoughtful discussion on the day's newsworthy events.

You guys kill me.

With that in mind, I'd like to share one of the funniest rips on a politician that I've read in a really long time. When I saw it I giggled like a wee little school girl. You may have heard the nickname before but it's new to me and I haven't really seen it used over here.

I present to you...Chelsea Clinton...AKA...

16005255_chelsea-clinton-gets-one-right_78e9c81d_m.jpg

Chubble!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:40 PM




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Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2017 07:32 PM (fiGNd)

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Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2017 07:32 PM (fiGNd)

5 Not even fun now. It's just my thread. Mine, all mine.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2017 07:32 PM (fiGNd)

6 I'll go get the ... oh no. Oh hell no.

Y'all stay down there. I'm good up here. With all my friends. Me, Myself, and I.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2017 07:33 PM (fiGNd)

7 Yest another stupid Clinton and also a crook.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 18, 2017 07:34 PM (mpXpK)

8 So ... what do you think ?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. IF YOU SMELL-L-L-L-L ...

... WHAT THE SCOGG ... IS COOKIN'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2017 07:35 PM (fiGNd)

9 Well ... Meh ... Vic gets to be in my thread too.

That's cool.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2017 07:35 PM (fiGNd)

10 *hangs keys to thread on hook by front door*

It was good while it lasted.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2017 07:36 PM (fiGNd)

11 damn thing took forever to load here....

maybe the hamsters were LOLing too?


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 07:36 PM (j/rgz)

12 Chubble and her mama both need to start practicing Breathariansim. It will do 'em good.

You know, many crack wise about Chelsea being Web's spawn, but I can see ol' Bubba clearly in that face.

Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 07:39 PM (8O3HH)

13 Call me a hater but I'm not seeing teh funneh

Posted by: Eric in Hollywood (in exile in Chicago) at June 18, 2017 07:41 PM (RjDqQ)

14 Back! Ate my smokie dogs, drank my beer, put some more time into the dead Diesel pickup, and Woo-Hoo! It's no longer dead. I got it started, and drove it almost 2 miles up the dirt road to the next crossroads, and back, without it quitting. Steering wanders a bit, but the engine seemed to run OK, and the transmission shifted OK, and the brakes work.

And I also got some more mowing done, until a rain shower drove me indoors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 07:42 PM (XUcIQ)

15 ANY accusations that woman, chelsea clinton, gave me a nice macrime father's day card today are totally false.

Posted by: Webb hubble at June 18, 2017 07:43 PM (aZq03)

16 Meh, I've read that C Hubble was quite a b1tch to people at the graft foundation and she has been pretty well set up from the crime family slush fund. But still I feel half sorry for her having Shrill and Bill for parental units. If idiots vote her into a position of power then I'll hate and rag on her.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 18, 2017 07:44 PM (8qFZP)

17 In honor of Elzabeth Watten, I prefer her Indian name:

Not Spawn of Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Mallamutt at June 18, 2017 07:44 PM (/HC6x)

18 Father's Day #winning!

went to the toy store, which was amazingly empty.

my Weatherby FN was still there, so i hit it with a deposit until we can come up with the rest.

i figured out why it was lower than expected: Bubba the Gun Smite* decided that what it needed was an aftermarket thumb hole stock.

however, in a nod to the original stock he found wanting, he dyed the fore end black, to replicate the original ebony wood cap,

you can tell because the dye has worn away over the years.

oh well, it's still a South Gate Weatherby, albeit pre-Mark V, in 300 Weatherby Mag, SN 108XX, the important parts look fine and it will be mine shortly.

*RIP Kevin AKA "Weaponsman"

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 07:45 PM (j/rgz)

19 Does SMOD take requests for surgical strikes...Chubble & Bubba & Shrillary in one strike, please...?

Posted by: Calico Jack at June 18, 2017 07:45 PM (qPKd+)

20 MOOOOOOOOOMMM!!! THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME!!!

Posted by: Chelsea "Chubble" Clinton at June 18, 2017 07:45 PM (qJhUV)

21
Since ScoggDog marked this thread as his territory by peeing all over it, have the rest of us any business being in it?

Had some asparagus for dinner today, did we, SD?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: l will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand at June 18, 2017 07:46 PM (uVmqw)

22 My name is raging beaver, pale face

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 18, 2017 07:46 PM (aZq03)

23 Bless her heart, being raised in even the same county as her purported parents, much less in their "residence", she never had any chance of being a decent human being!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2017 07:46 PM (gwPgz)

24 I don't see no billyjeff in that .....wait a minute......sounds off?

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2017 07:47 PM (zLDYs)

25 11
damn thing took forever to load here....

maybe the hamsters were LOLing too?




Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 07:36 PM (j/rgz)

I've had that the last couple/few nights. Drove my ass out. Seems fine during the day. Extremely annoying. If you don't see me again on this thread, you'll know it recurred.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 07:48 PM (EgOr3)

26 I think what you are seeing of Bill is the cold eyes. Hillary has those also so I don't think it is definitive if Bill is her father.

Posted by: mudd at June 18, 2017 07:48 PM (HGnpK)

27 Chubble!

That's like showing us Yoko, but with the knowledge that she is statistically less likely to die in the near future...

Posted by: The Statistical Hat at June 18, 2017 07:48 PM (vBeA5)

28 Howdy Chubble to be precise.

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2017 07:48 PM (yOqwj)

29 The Left help provide my favorite political nickname .

President Two Scoops is hilarious.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 18, 2017 07:49 PM (IDPbH)

30 My name is raging beaver, pale face
---
more like "raving beaver", butter face.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 07:49 PM (j/rgz)

31 Who among the lefties have figured out that being "woke" means that they had been asleep?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 18, 2017 07:49 PM (o7l6R)

32 So Chelsea is the new Yoko?

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2017 07:49 PM (Ot7+c)

33 16 If idiots vote her into a position of power then I'll hate and rag on her.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 18, 2017 07:44 PM (8qFZP)


She is on the board of directors for that crooked Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 18, 2017 07:49 PM (mpXpK)

34 I'm assuming anyone who says "woke" is a hard core Leftist

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2017 07:50 PM (Ot7+c)

35 I take requests peons. I can do tactical strikes in the 100 million megaton range...but you need a theia sized impact to be sure...

Posted by: Smod at June 18, 2017 07:50 PM (aZq03)

36 I think Bill and Webb had some similar features between themselves. Both had a bulbous nose.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 18, 2017 07:50 PM (IDPbH)

37 Bolton is the civilian equivalent of Mad Dog Mattis. With a 'stache.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2017 07:50 PM (OlNRF)

38 34
I'm assuming anyone who says "woke" is a hard core Leftist

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2017 07:50 PM (Ot7+c)
Yes. Just go with a throat punch. You can always apologize later if you were wrong.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 07:51 PM (EgOr3)

39
That's like showing us Yoko, but with the knowledge that she is statistically less likely to die in the near future...


That's Yoko, at Long Last Given Proper Credit for Contributing to John Lennon's Magnum Opus, Imagine!

* strikes up a prolonged banshee wail *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: l will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand at June 18, 2017 07:51 PM (uVmqw)

40 Hey Hey Hey

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 07:51 PM (fvQp7)

41 I'd hit the Chubble--with a closed fist.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2017 07:51 PM (l4aLi)

42 She is on the board of directors for that crooked Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 18, 2017 07:49 PM (mpXpK)

And Expedia, which I dropped like a hot potato.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2017 07:52 PM (HPLYo)

43 You know the fact that bill Clinton spent years under the same roof as chelsea and never tried to assault her is a pretty good indication he thinks he is her father.

Posted by: Obligatory at June 18, 2017 07:52 PM (aZq03)

44 Posted by: Obligatory at June 18, 2017 07:52 PM (aZq03)

And just like that...BAM! Thread winner.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2017 07:54 PM (OlNRF)

45 Oh, that's funny.
And just look at this if you have any doubt about to whom Chelsea should be sending Fathers Day well wishes:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/872776358321061888

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2017 07:54 PM (NOIQH)

46 As to Bolton's mustache, I have to say agood stache can make a face better. While talking about the Fitzgerald, I had another officer ask me today what ship I was on. I told him my first was CV62 Independence (actually VF84 deployed onboard). Showed him a picture of 19 year old Eomero on the flight deck leaning on Tillie's tire. Guy says 'You even had that mustache back then.' I told him 'Yep, never been shaved since 1968'. Still under my nose.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2017 07:54 PM (zLDYs)

47 Looking at my daughters on this Father's Day and thinking that WE have every right to be proud.

And so we are.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 18, 2017 07:54 PM (S/hVx)

48 I've had that the last couple/few nights. Drove my ass out. Seems fine
during the day. Extremely annoying. If you don't see me again on this
thread, you'll know it recurred.
---
of course, it might be that i have 7 FF windows open with multiple tabs...

this one, for instance, has 173 tabs.

oh yeah... and i'm running Vista 32-bit with 2GB of RAMM.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 07:55 PM (j/rgz)

49 I don't think this is the least bit funny, but then again, I'm with the new wing of the party.

Posted by: Sen. Tamale Harris at June 18, 2017 07:55 PM (joFoi)

50 43 You know the fact that bill Clinton spent years under the same roof as chelsea and never tried to assault her is a pretty good indication he thinks he is her father.
Posted by: Obligatory at June 18, 2017 07:52 PM (aZq03)


I took it as an indication that he has at least a modicum of taste.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2017 07:55 PM (SRKgf)

51 You know the fact that bill Clinton spent years under the same roof as chelsea and never tried to assault her is a pretty good indication he thinks he is her father.

Posted by: Obligatory at June 18, 2017 07:52 PM (aZq03)

And you know he didn't, how?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 07:55 PM (XUcIQ)

52 43 You know the fact that bill Clinton spent years under the same roof as chelsea and never tried to assault her is a pretty good indication he thinks he is her father.
Posted by: Obligatory at June 18, 2017 07:52 PM (aZq03)



Arkansas white trash would forego incest?

That's not what I heard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2017 07:56 PM (SRKgf)

53 Actually, Chelsea's new nickname should be Frubble.

All Fredo, with a little Hubbell mixed in to make her even more stupid and ugly.

"I'm smart! Not like everyone says....like dumb...I'm smart and I want respect!".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2017 07:57 PM (5VlCp)

54 47
Looking at my daughters on this Father's Day and thinking that WE have every right to be proud.

And so we are.


Posted by: irongrampa at June 18, 2017 07:54 PM (S/hVx)
That is super sweet. Now I have something in my eye.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 07:57 PM (EgOr3)

55 Oh, that's funny.
And just look at this if you have any doubt about to whom Chelsea should be sending Fathers Day well wishes:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/872776358321061888
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2017 07:54 PM (NOIQH)

I never had any doubt because of the fat cheeks and fleshy jowls, but that puts an end to any and all speculation.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at June 18, 2017 07:57 PM (joFoi)

56 The pre-plastic-surgery Chelease is the spitting image of Hubble. An astonishing likeness.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 18, 2017 07:58 PM (M38nA)

57 John Bolton and his straight-talking mustache Regis.

(Credit Jeff Goldstein.)

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 07:58 PM (0mRoj)

58
My blog obsession started with the Dan Rather fake documents subversion of the truth. I bounced from blog to blog to get the latest conjecture and theories and a lot of snark and humor. I usually landed on Powerline, Protein Wisdom and, G-d help me, Little Green Footballs.

I watched the thing in real time. I downloaded the PDFs of the documents and looked at them. As a long time typesetter/ad layout person on Macs and Wintels using Pagemaker, Quark and later InDesign, it was patently obvious to me that they were mock ups using computer technology/typography and could not have come from a 1970s era electric typewriter OR mechanical typesetter. If it was obvious to me it was obvious to a few million people in the U.S. I surmised. So when Dan Rather trotted out a "signature expert" to defend his documents I laughed and laughed. Rather had no idea even of what he was defending. Mary Mapes still does not. So Robert Redford is a bigger idiot than Gunga Dan. (That's probably obvious anyway)

So I ended up reading Protein Wisdom a lot but they were a bit highbrow for me, but then I found AOSHQ and liked the humor and loved the snark and found Ace to be pretty brilliant (and who knew he was a 20-something writing wunderkind ???) I loved the ability to curse and joke and say something contrary to the herd (unfortunately doing that has become a way to get labeled a troll and badmouthed ceaselessly these days).

Ok, enough.

About that time LGF's Chonson Jarles went over the cliff and into wackoville. I never was a "name" there just a hit and run visitor.



Posted by: Sphynx at June 18, 2017 07:59 PM (aS3bu)

59 Chubble...definitely beats Webbsea.

This place had/has by far the best roster of nicknames for the worthless dingus that infested the White House before Two Scoops.... too many to mention, but so many are frickin hilarious.

This is also where I first saw Talcum X stamped onto Shaun "dolezal" King.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 18, 2017 07:59 PM (1aMQH)

60 Yet, I persisted...

Posted by: Chubble at June 18, 2017 08:00 PM (Tyii7)

61 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day? We would love to know that we can pass it on to everyone in Brattleboro.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2017 08:00 PM (WmgTn)

62 This place had/has by far the best roster of nicknames for the worthless dingus that infested the White House before Two Scoops.... too many to mention, but so many are frickin hilarious.

This is also where I first saw Talcum X stamped onto Shaun "dolezal" King.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 18, 2017 07:59 PM (1aMQH)

Talcum X. Never. Gets. Old.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 08:01 PM (0mRoj)

63 I mentioned bill's affair with Sheryl Crow to a LIV friend the other day...who had been oblivious to the Clinton antics. Was Sheryl Bills best conquest (and apparently a willing one)

Posted by: Obligatory at June 18, 2017 08:02 PM (aZq03)

64 61 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day?

Every year, he asks for the same thing. A mirror.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:02 PM (iMxBJ)

65 but then I found AOSHQ

Yup. Home's got a certain feel to it. You always know when you're there. xoxo to the horde!

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:02 PM (EgOr3)

66 Yeah, youse guys got some good names, like Donny Two Scoops and Jimmy Drama, but you'll have to work harder to get as good as my crew.

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at June 18, 2017 08:02 PM (joFoi)

67 I can see ol' Bubba clearly in that face.

That's sick!

Oh, I see, you mean a resemblance. Never mind...

Posted by: Monica L at June 18, 2017 08:02 PM (kCDOM)

68 Had a nice Father's Day dinner with the kids and some extended family. Good stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 08:03 PM (0mRoj)

69 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day?

More Tahitian lotion.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2017 08:03 PM (kCDOM)

70
Barbra Streisand, in the Lincoln Bedroom, 3 condoms on.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2017 08:03 PM (aS3bu)

71 Happy hallmark, er, Fathers day to all.

Even Webb...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 18, 2017 08:03 PM (MINbv)

72 astonishing likeness.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 18, 2017 07:58 PM (M38nA)

Saw split screen photos of Web and Chelsea today.

Wow.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 08:03 PM (3myMJ)

73 Chubble. Lol. I've never heard that. Thanks for the post!

Posted by: Maud'dib at June 18, 2017 08:03 PM (HJvX8)

74 62 Talcum X. Never. Gets. Old.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 08:01 PM (0mRoj)


Mrs. Splunge still cracks up every time I mention "Hapless and Ovoid" for Chris Cilizza.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:03 PM (iMxBJ)

75 64 61 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day?

Every year, he asks for the same thing. A mirror.
Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:02 PM (iMxBJ)

A FleshLight molded from his own anus.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 08:04 PM (0mRoj)

76 I suspect Chelsea has had so much work on her face so far she is going to wind up looking like the Duchess of Alba as she ages.

Well, except for the kinky hair.

I can feel bad for the person she could have been.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 08:04 PM (mkDpn)

77 >> That's sick!


ROFL.

That picture of Chelsea vs Webb's (legitimate) daughter Rebecca is uncanny.

But it is the eyes, I think. Chelsea's eyes look a lot like Bill's to me. It's the mouth that looks like Hubbell.

Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:05 PM (8O3HH)

78 To be honest all I can see in the posted pic is a resemblance to Hillary.

I can't see Webb or Bill .

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 18, 2017 08:05 PM (IDPbH)

79 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day?


All-day pass to the local bathhouse? One-way plane ticket to a non-extradition country?

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:05 PM (EgOr3)

80 I can't recall exactly how I got here. May have been Instapundit or it might have (more likely) been BlackFive...the paratrooper of love.

I think this was still being advertised as a Milblog and as a former ROTC cadet, I felt a strong, guilty pull that I'd gotten too old and too fat to enlist by the time the barbs actually showed up.

Anyway. Lurked here for years and then decided to start posting. A lot of good writing here and a lot of good fun and some of it is lowbrow.

Thank. God.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 18, 2017 08:05 PM (xJa6I)

81 Nothing will ever top Talcum X.

Fauxcahontas is a classic. And Dick "Dick" Durbin is another favorite of mine.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:05 PM (ul9CR)

82 >> A FleshLight molded from his own anus.

And a butt plug molded from his own John Thomas.

That way, he can simultaneously fuck and be fucked by himself.

Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:06 PM (8O3HH)

83 I first clicked on the site way back when this site Won the number of swear words for a conservative website. (Not even in the top 10 for liberal ones). The first post I read was the one of Ace ranting about how he was not a gay Homo and how his mom read the site and he was banning anyone who called him a homo.

So basicly I have been reading it like I watch a train wreck. Sometimes I want to turn away (testicled Spiderman), but I just cannot.

Posted by: Picric at June 18, 2017 08:07 PM (s0VSd)

84 This Blog helped me keep my sanity for 8 long years.

It is definitely a comfort to know there are others who share your views, that you aren't alone in your outrage. Or your joys.

Plus, I have seen the Horde pull together for a comrade time and time again.

You guys are the best, bar none.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 08:07 PM (fvQp7)

85 "Chelsea's eyes look a lot like Bill's to me. It's the mouth that looks like Hubbell."

Three parents!?

I've read about things like this in books.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 08:07 PM (3myMJ)

86 I gotta admit, you guy's do have some good nicknames.

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at June 18, 2017 08:07 PM (qJhUV)

87 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day?


Sigh.

Posted by: Fido on a Spit at June 18, 2017 08:07 PM (Tyii7)

88 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day? We would love to know that we can pass it on to everyone in Brattleboro.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2017 08:00 PM (WmgTn)

Herpes.

Give it to Dorcus and he can pass it along.

Posted by: Ghost of JBI at June 18, 2017 08:07 PM (voYu7)

89 Mark Andrew Edwards: I came here from Black Five as well!

Posted by: Maud'dib at June 18, 2017 08:08 PM (HJvX8)

90 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day?

What does a beard get a butt dart? No one really cares.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2017 08:08 PM (OlNRF)

91 The first post I read was the one of Ace ranting
about how he was not a gay Homo and how his mom read the site and he was
banning anyone who called him a homo.


Posted by: Picric at June 18, 2017 08:07 PM (s0VSd)
I laughed so hard, my neighbors are probably calling the cops!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:08 PM (EgOr3)

92 80 I can't recall exactly how I got here. May have been Instapundit or it might have (more likely) been BlackFive...the paratrooper of love.

I think this was still being advertised as a Milblog and as a former ROTC cadet, I felt a strong, guilty pull that I'd gotten too old and too fat to enlist by the time the barbs actually showed up.

Anyway. Lurked here for years and then decided to start posting. A lot of good writing here and a lot of good fun and some of it is lowbrow.

Thank. God.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 18, 2017 08:05 PM (xJa6I)

You cannot find the unique HQ mix of excellent writing, insightful analysis, inside humor, bad language, dirty jokes, bust-a-gut funny shit, and sense of community anywhere else. This place is truly unique.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 08:08 PM (0mRoj)

93 I know exactly how I found my way here: in the days following 9/11, when I was looking for any place that would say something meaningful about what just happened.

When I started to post is much more of a mystery.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:08 PM (iMxBJ)

94 This site reminds me of Harvard National Lampoons monthly magazine. I swear to God. You never know where it's gonna go, and then bang, it's there. Lampoon had a pic of a chick with 6 tits. AoSHQ had Kaboom. You're all sick and I'm loving it. Never change.

Posted by: Corona at June 18, 2017 08:09 PM (RdEp6)

95 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day?

Some quality alone time with Reggie.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2017 08:09 PM (qJhUV)

96 aos used to be a lot raunchier until ace realized he had to make a living. I still love ace's tongue in cheek when he would blame some Puerto Rican kids fr things he did wrong.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 18, 2017 08:09 PM (IDPbH)

97 Any chance of a return of Johny Cold Cuts?
I alway had a laugh at those.

Posted by: Picric at June 18, 2017 08:10 PM (ZZ0hQ)

98 Maybe the Hubbell and Clinton genes are just all mixed together from some Deliverance cross pollinated witch's brew from back home.

Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:10 PM (8O3HH)

99
Sir Golfsalot and SCOAMF are among my favorites.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: l will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand at June 18, 2017 08:11 PM (uVmqw)

100
poor Flounder

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 18, 2017 08:11 PM (pjrb9)

101 There...are...six...titties!

Posted by: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard at June 18, 2017 08:11 PM (Tyii7)

102 I was out of work summer of '08 and spending 40-plus hours a week working for Fred Thompson online (yeah, stfu). I loved Powerline, then they nuked the forums, completely unannounced. From there I think I went to Tepid Air and Malkin. No reason to expound on that, their commenters are batshit crazy. But, and it may be one of AP's only useful things he ever did, I came here. Did not lurk, did not hesitate. Jumped in with both stompy boots. Had to step out for a bit prior to the '16 election and went to BB. Recent events have driven me home. All's well that ends well.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:11 PM (EgOr3)

103
here's a "louie louie" for Flounder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 18, 2017 08:12 PM (pjrb9)

104 Does anyone know what Micheal Obama and the kids gave to Presdemnt Obama for Fathers Day? We would love to know that we can pass it on to everyone in Brattleboro.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2017 08:00 PM (WmgTn)


A good going over with a strap on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)

105 "Chelsea's eyes look a lot like Bill's to me. It's the mouth that looks like Hubbell."
Three parents!?
I've read about things like this in books.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 08:07 PM (3myMJ)

Well...Hillary might have done a three way with Bill and Hubbell and ended up with the essence of both men creating a wonderkind of sorts.

The stuff of nightmares but she was horny once....and young.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2017 08:12 PM (5VlCp)

106 Is Chubble the reason Hillary's hips are so wide?

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 08:14 PM (fvQp7)

107 105 The stuff of nightmares but she was horny once....and young.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2017 08:12 PM (5VlCp)


Trust me, she was never either.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2017 08:14 PM (iMxBJ)

108 but she was horny once

Before electricity.

Posted by: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard at June 18, 2017 08:14 PM (Tyii7)

109 We (or the UK) need a national conversation about vehicles.



"Van" mows down pedestrians in London.



No word on the van's motive.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 18, 2017 08:14 PM (yzxic)

110 Political nic's can be fun in clubhouse formats but they really don't do much outside of that.

'Nazi Hellousy' might provide a giggle or none, but it's no shot across the bow of the Left.

Walking on stage of their assassination pr()n on the other hand, that's some shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2017 08:14 PM (udajc)

111 Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:11 PM (EgOr3)

You would have gone crazy here then because the fire starter comment at the time was Thompson had no heart.

That was all you had to say to start an aos intrawar.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 18, 2017 08:15 PM (IDPbH)

112
I think we're being a bit mean to old Chelsea. She's as attractive as she is smart or is it smart as she is attractive?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2017 08:15 PM (auHtY)

113 Walking on stage of their assassination pr()n on the other hand, that's some shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2017 08:14 PM (udajc)

Time for more of this. Send in the Bikers for Trump.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 08:15 PM (fvQp7)

114 110 Political nic's can be fun in clubhouse formats but they really don't do much outside of that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2017 08:14 PM (udajc)


Sometimes you can just tell whether people read Scott Adams' blog or not.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:16 PM (iMxBJ)

115 I just saw a flyer for a missing cat. A hairless cat named Fluffy. My first thought was "Flufy"! Sometimes morons can't spell their own nic. tee-hee

Posted by: Monkfish at June 18, 2017 08:16 PM (7ciu+)

116 How long has AoS been around? I think I found my way here- or at least this manner of thinking- during the Carter Administration.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2017 08:17 PM (kCDOM)

117

Torn between two fathers, feeling like a fool
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules

Posted by: Chubble in a bubble at June 18, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)

118 t-bird - not possible. Ace is only 29.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 08:17 PM (fvQp7)

119 Anybody ever hang at Trans-Asian Axis? It was partially populated by hangovers from Richard C. Hoaglund's flim-flamery, another crazy joint way back.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 08:18 PM (3myMJ)

120 They are now allowing 3 parents on a birth certificate so Wellsea is good to go.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2017 08:18 PM (60XHp)

121 When I first came here, I was in awe of Ill-Tempered-Cur and FaCuBitches. I knew these people were smart. Then, you guys remember, AB used to come here (famously declaring us the smartest commenters on the interwebs) and, gawd, I miss him so much. Sorry, I forgot the point I was intending to make. Classic, right?

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:18 PM (EgOr3)

122 Van stories:


http://tinyurl.com/yd6lpqw4


Could be an actual incident of backlash:
http://tinyurl.com/ydfcmvmc



24 hour rule is in effect, of course.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 18, 2017 08:18 PM (yzxic)

123 "A hairless cat named Fluffy."

No! Too much info.

Posted by: Corona at June 18, 2017 08:18 PM (RdEp6)

124 110 Political nic's can be fun in clubhouse formats but they really don't do much outside of that.

'Nazi Hellousy' might provide a giggle or none, but it's no shot across the bow of the Left.

Walking on stage of their assassination pr()n on the other hand, that's some shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2017 08:14 PM (udajc)


Would it be wrong to swat the audience by calling the cops and tell them there are some people beating their meat in the park, or is that ok in NYC now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 18, 2017 08:19 PM (P/kVC)

125 The stuff of nightmares but she was horny once....and young.

I've seen pictures of Skankles when she was in college. She looks like a batshit crazy SJW back then. Pretty hard to imagine how she locked down a poon hound like Skeletor back in his day. I can only imagine it was a symbiotic relationship between two parasites.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2017 08:19 PM (OlNRF)

126 118
t-bird - not possible. Ace is only 29.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 08:17 PM (fvQp7)
I think that's his BMI.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:19 PM (EgOr3)

127 I just learned that tonight's sounding rocket launch from Wallops Island, VA has been postponed yet again. This time due to high winds aloft.

Oh well, when the entire mission lasts only eight minutes or so, you want to make sure the conditions are perfect before launching.

Here are some videos about sounding rockets that I collected in anticipation of tonight's attempt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8G3YPEczqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTv5H9A7wUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTfgOYb1Fn8

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

128 Would it be wrong to swat the audience by calling the cops and tell them there are some people beating their meat in the park, or is that ok in NYC now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 18, 2017 08:19 PM (P/kVC)

Tell them there's a black man selling loosies. That'll do the trick.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)

129 "Walking on stage of their assassination pr()n on the other hand, that's some shit."

Should happen every night. If nothing else, you could tell the fantasy had been exploded and the fun was over for the night.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 08:20 PM (3myMJ)

130 122 Could be an actual incident of backlash:
http://tinyurl.com/ydfcmvmc
24 hour rule is in effect, of course.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 18, 2017 08:18 PM (yzxic)


What's the penalty for aggravated irony in the U.K.?

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:20 PM (iMxBJ)

131 "Oma Panzersuit" is my my favourite appellation for qxyze who will be President of the United States... (h/t Sefton?)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 18, 2017 08:21 PM (e9G8E)

132 I did campaign season on a Horse with no name...
It was good to be out of the rain...
When Democrat, you can remember no names
Because the Media won't give you no shame...


Duh... duh... duh duh duh duh....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 18, 2017 08:21 PM (NgKpN)

133 I saw Trans-Asian Axis open for Kraftwerk. Munich, 1977.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:21 PM (ul9CR)

134 129 "Walking on stage of their assassination pr()n on the other hand, that's some shit."

Should happen every night. If nothing else, you could tell the fantasy had been exploded and the fun was over for the night.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 08:20 PM (3myMJ)

PREACH!

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 08:21 PM (fvQp7)

135 >> Anybody ever hang at Trans-Asian Axis? It was partially
>> populated by hangovers...

Yeah, the "girls" in some of those Bangkok bars are really hung.


Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:22 PM (8O3HH)

136 Whoa! @131 ...who will NEVER be President...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 18, 2017 08:22 PM (e9G8E)

137 So if this latest vehicular manslaughter in London truly is "backlash", do you suppose out media will blame Muslims like they blamed conservatives for Scalise being shot?

Posted by: holygaot at June 18, 2017 08:23 PM (PJVle)

138 Are there septic tanks in Central Park? No, I mean real ones.

Posted by: Corona at June 18, 2017 08:23 PM (RdEp6)

139 *hangs head in shame...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 18, 2017 08:23 PM (e9G8E)

140

Ace started this blog during Watergate.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 18, 2017 08:23 PM (pjrb9)

141 Finsbury Park is the worst mosque in all Londonistan. So, yeah, the symbolism is symbolic.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

142 I want to say election day 2004, looking for any kind of underground info about early results- I think Jonah referenced Ace on the Corner- I popped over and have been spouting off ever since.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 18, 2017 08:23 PM (sqpGi)

143
Van stories:

http://tinyurl.com/yd6lpqw4

Could be an actual incident of backlash:
http://tinyurl.com/ydfcmvmc


24 hour rule is in effect, of course.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 18, 2017 08:18 PM


Isn't Finsbury Park where Anjem Choudry got famous?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

144 I first clicked on the site way back when this site Won the number of swear words for a conservative website. (Not even in the top 10 for liberal ones). The first post I read was the one of Ace ranting about how he was not a gay Homo and how his mom read the site and he was banning anyone who called him a homo.

So basicly I have been reading it like I watch a train wreck. Sometimes I want to turn away (testicled Spiderman), but I just cannot.
Posted by: Picric at June 18, 2017 08:07 PM (s0VSd)

Thanks for the reminder. Now I'm laughing as hard as I did then!

I found the HQ in '08 when someone mentioned confirmation of a news item in Conservatives for Palin. How's that for unlikely?

If you're looking for something else funneh today, Woodsterman had this video posted. I think it was for Father's Day. I have NEVER seen two disparate responses in so many people at once. Laughed till I cried.

The Stinky Fish Challenge: http://bit.ly/2sqiFJk

Posted by: SandyCheeks at June 18, 2017 08:25 PM (joFoi)

145 Oh, and the US shot down a Syrian jet near Raqqa, because the Syrians bombed some of the US-allied rebels.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 08:25 PM (6FqZa)

146 Who will absolve me of my blasphemous heresy at #131?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 18, 2017 08:26 PM (e9G8E)

147 Insomniac, I'm glad to read you had a good Father's day.

I came here to AoSHQ from "The Other McCain" --saw the Mencken quote above, which just hit me right, since it was last September or so, and I'd just about had it with the Never Trumpers.

One of the first ONT's I saw had a Rory Gallagher video, and I knew this place was fur me.

Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 08:26 PM (v7o4i)

148 Looks like a diverse group of victims were fun over by a truck in the UK again. No note of the religion of the truck driv..terrorist murderer so we may never know the motivation by an attack by a muzzie.

The important thing is the victims were diverse and the murdering terrorist was a mostly peaceful muzzie. Oh keep them coming in elites.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2017 08:26 PM (npdX6)

149 The thing about the Left is that they really have no sense of humor. We, OTOH, do --- and you can tell this by the fact that we give people on OUR side silly nicknames.
Like the 'Stache. Or Donny Two Scoops.
Or, my personal favorite, the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Can you imagine leftists calling Obama anything like that?
Waffle Man? The Mole? Jug Ears? It would be blasphemy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2017 08:27 PM (0jtPF)

150 You know, many crack wise about Chelsea being Web's spawn, but I can see ol' Bubba clearly in that face.

Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 07:39 PM (8O3HH)



I've seen pictures of BJ Clinton's mother that, for some reason, are not accessible via search engine images.
She looks very much like her paternal grandmother.

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 08:27 PM (D9v9b)

151 Nothing to be alarmed about

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2017 08:27 PM (Prro8)

152
Where's the gum thread?

Posted by: Toothless Geezer at June 18, 2017 08:27 PM (t5m5e)

153 I thought Bill would be known as "Chubbie" IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 18, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

154 I just snapped.

Posted by: The Van at June 18, 2017 08:28 PM (Tyii7)

155 Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:20 PM (iMxBJ)

No worries, Mayor Khan will come out to tell everyone this is just to be expected in a big city.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 08:28 PM (3myMJ)

156 It's either Yeeshlamic terrorism or a normal reaction to bike lanes.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:29 PM (EgOr3)

157 Any truth to the rumor that Chubble's body is covered with red rings caused by guys touching her with 11 foot poles?

Posted by: JB1000 at June 18, 2017 08:29 PM (3acYM)

158 I told him 'Yep, never been shaved since 1968'. Still under my nose.
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2017 07:54

I've had a stash since the late 70s, started on a camping trip. Shaved it once since, wife told me to grow it back as I looked like a kid.

When we were in Nashville some crazy dude walked by and said...nice porn stash. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2017 08:30 PM (yJ1e6)

159 So I needed some Aim-n-Flames today and this happened:

The cashier said "Ah need yo birfday." Because you have to provide your birth date to buy Aim-n-Flames. Reasons, I guess.

"July 4th, 1969" I answered.

She stared at me blankly. "What the number that be?"

I wasn't sure what that meant, so I repeated: "Uh, July 4th, 1969?"

This got me a withering stare.

"And what number be July?"

This is what I get for not going to Wegmans.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:30 PM (ul9CR)

160 Cry havoc Britain! And let slip the dogs of war!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2017 08:30 PM (0tfLf)

161 I'd be reeeeal interesting if it was a Shi'ite who drove that van

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 08:31 PM (6FqZa)

162 Well count this day as a success. I surprised my husband when his younger brother came over and we made that trip down memory lane by going to the place where he grew up. They both enjoyed the hell out of it. And I have lived in this city for 40 years and never saw the downtown airport until today. Came home and had some dogs and burgers. Only thing that made it sad was my son just couldn't bring himself to leave his apartment.. but he did call his dad and wish him a happy daddy's day. I think they had a good conversation and my hubby, bless his heart, totally understood.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 18, 2017 08:31 PM (CNHr1)

163 Come for the gun threads, stay for the Peruvian hooker stories.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2017 08:31 PM (npdX6)

164
No worries, Mayor Khan will come out to tell everyone this is just to be expected in a big city.


Inquiring minds want to know whether he applied that same keen logic and conclusion to the outcome of that public housing fire last week.

I'm guessing "no".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: l will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand at June 18, 2017 08:31 PM (uVmqw)

165 "Do we have my indication yet if it was an Islamic terrorist or member of the Democratic party?"

lol

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2017 08:32 PM (Prro8)

166 "I came here to AoSHQ from "The Other McCain" "
***********************

Me too.

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 08:33 PM (D9v9b)

167 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 18, 2017 08:31 PM (CNHr1)

That sounds really nice, Jewells! And I'm praying that your son comes around and moved forward. I know you raised him right.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:33 PM (EgOr3)

168 I'm trying to remember some crap about Bill's mama. The official bios have been sanitized.

Back in the day, Hot Springs was sort of mob resort. Gambling and whorehouses. I'm trying to remember -- Bill's mama may have been employed there in a "hotel" at one time.

Hell, Al Capone would go down there. Bill's supposed father was named Blythe, and at one time, he and mama lived in Chicago. Briefly.

Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:33 PM (8O3HH)

169 It was the right-wing rhetoric at the body shop that drove me to it.

Posted by: The Van at June 18, 2017 08:33 PM (Tyii7)

170
Moderate muslims cheer radical muslims committing terror and murder.
Moderate democrats cheer radical democrats committing terror and murder.


So tonight moderates across the leftist spectrum are cheering.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2017 08:34 PM (npdX6)

171 Do we have my indication yet if it was an Islamic terrorist or member of the Democratic party?

How would one tell the difference?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2017 08:34 PM (OlNRF)

172 So far only CNN is carrying the van run amok story.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 08:34 PM (gcme+)

173 Jewells, well done! I hope your son feels the clouds lifting soon.

Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 08:34 PM (v7o4i)

174 "This is just to be expected in a big city, Infidels."

FIFY

Posted by: Mayor Sadiq Aman Khan, Londonistan at June 18, 2017 08:34 PM (joFoi)

175 149 The thing about the Left is that they really have no sense of humor. We, OTOH, do --- and you can tell this by the fact that we give people on OUR side silly nicknames.
Like the 'Stache. Or Donny Two Scoops.
Or, my personal favorite, the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Can you imagine leftists calling Obama anything like that?
Waffle Man? The Mole? Jug Ears? It would be blasphemy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2017 08:27 PM (0jtPF)


Agreed. I love "Donny Two Scoops".

And it's hilarious that his "covfefe" typo took on a life of its own.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

176 "Do we have my indication yet if it was an Islamic terrorist or member of the Democratic party?"

-----------

Embrace the healing power of AND.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2017 08:36 PM (npdX6)

177 172
So far only CNN is carrying the van run amok story.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 08:34 PM (gcme+)
Frankly, it could have just been someone not too much unlike myself who was losing their mind that Drudge thought Bill Cosby was the most important thing anyone could think about this week.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:36 PM (EgOr3)

178 She looks like a Skin-Furby to me.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 18, 2017 08:36 PM (c1VpD)

179 Had my 'stash since '82, when i grew it to annoy my CO, who hated facial hair (Navy). Then came wife and kids, who periodically challenge me to shave it, but then they can't bring themselves to give me the final green light. They've never seen me without it.

Posted by: goatexchange at June 18, 2017 08:36 PM (YFnq5)

180 We may never know...

Posted by: Zombie Earl Scheib at June 18, 2017 08:37 PM (Tyii7)

181 Trump has caused a mostly peaceful van to mow down seven people in London.

Posted by: This is BBC & CNN at June 18, 2017 08:37 PM (npdX6)

182 Oh good grief, another vehicular terror attack --in London.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 18, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)

183 Looks like another van attack in London. Maybe it's because their AAA auto club fees are too high... what *could* be the motive.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 18, 2017 08:39 PM (Gs5TH)

184 Much like things being "out" of "wack", when things run "amok", they eventually return to a state of un-amokness? I'm at my wit's beginning here...

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2017 08:39 PM (Prro8)

185 172 So far only CNN is carrying the van run amok story.
Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 08:34 PM (gcme+)

--Now it's on FNC.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 18, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)

186
the Left has a valid point -- this is what happens with open migration

You know, how like the Chinese brought with them their spare ribs and egg rolls. And how like the Italians brought their pizza and spaghetti to America...

Muslims bring their barbarism, hatred, and terrorism to America and Europe. It's Just Who They Are. Just like how Canadians bring their stupid fake Quarters with them down here to the USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 18, 2017 08:40 PM (pjrb9)

187 Speaking of silly nicknames we give to righties, "Pubio" still cracks me up.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:40 PM (ul9CR)

188 Thank you Peaches and Bookinlass.. hubby is so hard to get out of the house anymore and he seemed to not want to go but once his brother showed up it was all good. I felt sad for my son and I am praying every day for him. I wanted to see him this weekend but his told our daughter he just wanted to be alone this weekend. I hope he can find his way clear to move on with his life.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 18, 2017 08:40 PM (CNHr1)

189 gNewt, at least I thought that's where I first saw AoS, but I just went to TOMc and Ace isn't listed on that page with the rest of the blogs.

Hmm.

Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 08:40 PM (v7o4i)

190 175---And it's hilarious that his "covfefe" typo took on a life of its own.
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
--------------------------
That's a perfect example!
We've had more fun with that that the Left ever did!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2017 08:41 PM (0jtPF)

191 Trump has caused a mostly peaceful van to mow down seven people in London.
Posted by: This is BBC & CNN at June 18, 2017 08:37 PM (npdX6)

182 Oh good grief, another vehicular terror attack --in London.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 18, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)

Yeah but this one was outside a mosque? So maybe revenge?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2017 08:41 PM (fu//l)

192 VAN RUNS OVER PEDESTRIANS NEAR MOSQUE IN NORTH LONDON.

Posted by: Jeff Carter at June 18, 2017 08:41 PM (Cgudb)

193 Police say a vehicle struck pedestrians on a road in north London, leaving several casualties and one person has been arrested.



Gee, I wonder who could have done that. Probably no motive or ties to any religious group

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (auHtY)

194 181 Trump has caused a mostly peaceful van to mow down seven people in London.
Posted by: This is BBC & CNN at June 18, 2017 08:37 PM (npdX6)

Further direct evidence of Trump's obstruction of justice in the probe of the Russian collusion.

Posted by: Muller at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (P/kVC)

195 168 I'm trying to remember some crap about Bill's mama. The official bios have been sanitized.

Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:33 PM (8O3HH)



His mother was a nurse. During BJ's formative years she was nurse/attendant to the head of the mafia in Hot Springs. BJ grew up in his office. He liked young BJ. Schooled BJ, he did.

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (D9v9b)

196 Chubble's pretty good.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (Id9+8)

197 U2 about to go onstage and sing some songs in between political lectures

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (q7oNT)

198
This is what multiculturalism looks like when muslims are around, man. Get over it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (pjrb9)

199 Amazing how fast we find out it's a "clean-shaven white man."

Simply amazing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (ul9CR)

200 goatexchange @ 179- I got out (the first time) end of 1970. In those days you didn't go on liberty if your ID card didn't show your facial hair, if any. Of course back then lots of sailors had facial hair ranging from full beards to just mustaches. We had some guys who never went on liberty for that reason. I later grew a full beard in the Seabees in 1979. We had to lose the full beards in 1982.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (zLDYs)

201 The U.K. is just wrong to permit concealed carry of vans.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:43 PM (iMxBJ)

202 My money is that the van attack was either Dissenters or Quietists.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 18, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU)

203 Re "run amok".

That phrase always bring to mind a scene from "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World". Dick Shawn, paying the lunatic ne'er do well son of Ethel Merman, just ran Brit comedian Terry Thomas off the road, along with Milton Berle.

Dick Shawn grabs him and throws in a stream. He comes up and says, "I say, that chap has run absolutely amok!"

Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:43 PM (8O3HH)

204 Has the van been identified and arrested?

Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2017 08:44 PM (NbRJx)

205 CNN pushing hard to make this a innocent muslims mowed down story.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 08:44 PM (gcme+)

206 Either abu hamsa - the hook - or his backers pissy at their loss of power at the mosque, at about 20% odds. Good old-fashioned red-on-red - 30%.

Call it 30% chance it's actual backlash.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 08:44 PM (TwwWO)

207 Chubble? Now that's beyond the pail!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2017 08:45 PM (+GtGJ)

208 My favorite political nickname is "Crooked Hillary."

(h/t Donald Trump.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2017 08:45 PM (zkGZ8)

209 gNewt, at least I thought that's where I first saw AoS, but I just went to TOMc and Ace isn't listed on that page with the rest of the blogs.

Hmm.

Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 08:40 PM (v7o4i)
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Stacey used to reference and link to Ace a lot.
I don't think the love was reciprocal.

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 08:45 PM (D9v9b)

210 Buy Poland.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at June 18, 2017 08:45 PM (oBuXO)

211
What's worse?

The enormous Theresa May political fuckup, or the Yankees blowing the 3-0 game lead in ALCS to the Red SWox in 2004?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (pjrb9)

212 Anyone got a link to the London van perp picture? The Daily Mail has, uncharacteristically, pixellated their face photo. Nice head of curly black hair, though.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (iMxBJ)

213 Has the van been identified and arrested?

Posted by: Ripley
________

Was the van purchased legally?

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (zkGZ8)

214 Dick Shawn grabs him and throws in a stream. He comes up and says, "I say, that chap has run absolutely amok!"
Posted by: publius, the persisten poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:43 PM (8O3HH)
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Are you guys tired yet of my saying what an awesome movie that is? Because it is.

And Dick Shawn, what a guy. I crack up just thinking of him singing "Love Power" in The Producers.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (sBOL1)

215
CNN pushing hard to make this a innocent muslims mowed down story.

I'm sure we may never know what caused this...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (qJhUV)

216 Just like how Canadians bring their stupid fake Quarters with them down here to the USA.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 18, 2017 08:40 PM (pjrb9)

lol, it's pretty sneaky! Same size, and close enough ifn ya don't look too close. Do they work in vending machines? Hm.. Arbitrage opportunities! Road trip! We'll buy $50k worth of Canadian Quarters.... Back to the US and really clean up. Muhuhuhuaahahaha!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (Prro8)

217 192 VAN RUNS OVER PEDESTRIANS NEAR MOSQUE IN NORTH LONDON.
Posted by: Jeff Carter at June 18, 2017 08:41 PM (Cgudb)

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"NEAR"?

10 points for intent, minus 50 points for precision.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (+GtGJ)

218 197
U2 about to go onstage and sing some songs in between political lectures

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (q7oNT)Never a van around when you really need one . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:47 PM (EgOr3)

219 it's really beautiful right now outside. I've just gotta get out there for my mental health.

i'll be bach.

Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 08:47 PM (v7o4i)

220 199 Amazing how fast we find out it's a "clean-shaven white man."

Simply amazing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (ul9CR)

Hmmm..what happened to the guy who ran down pedestrians in NYC? It's as if someone scrubbed that out of the public's attention. Wouldn't want anyone to notice the shaving habits of the perpetrator's relatives...

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 18, 2017 08:47 PM (oQQwD)

221 213 Was the van purchased legally?
Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (zkGZ


Probably purchased at a van show. F*&%$ loophole.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:47 PM (iMxBJ)

222 Did this happen close to midnight? What were all these people doing walking around at midnight near a mosque?

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 08:47 PM (gcme+)

223 here's a video of the arrest.

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/876591807764869120

Posted by: spypeach at June 18, 2017 08:47 PM (ZuTnR)

224 I can't recall how I found AOSHQ but I know it was during the run up to the 2004 election. I want to say that Michelle Malkin linked here but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 08:47 PM (nvMvs)

225 Early reports indicate that the van had a mural of bacon painted on its side, so hate crime.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (+GtGJ)

226 Bowling for Burquas

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (ul9CR)

227 U2 about to go onstage and sing some songs in between political lectures

Posted by: Buzzsaw90
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Please explain the distinction.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (zkGZ8)

228 Astounded that the blue unis are for prostate cancer awareness on Father's Day. I thought the common view of fathers (as opposed to sperm donors) nowadays was pay and die.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (eVEkg)

229 IC, it's Ramadan still. That might be why they were around at that time.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (sBOL1)

230 What we need is sensible van control. These are dangerous weapons and there needs to be background checks. What really needs to be done is stop the van show loophole.

Posted by: This is BBC & CNN at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (npdX6)

231 That's one reason Trump was so refreshing. When he started calling Jeb "Low Energy", I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (NJbBu)

232 223 here's a video of the arrest.
https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/876591807764869120
Posted by: spypeach at June 18, 2017 08:47 PM (ZuTnR)


Zombie Dennis Farina is the perp?

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (iMxBJ)

233 >>VAN RUNS OVER PEDESTRIANS NEAR MOSQUE IN NORTH LONDON.


NO STANDING / PORKING

Posted by: North London Mosque Street Signage at June 18, 2017 08:49 PM (fRttv)

234 MORAL: Never cross a street in a white burqa with two red stripes at the neck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2017 08:50 PM (+GtGJ)

235 231 That's one reason Trump was so refreshing. When he started calling Jeb "Low Energy", I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (NJbBu)


Me too. But in a subsequent debate, when Trump said "More energy tonight! I like that" is when I really lost it.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:50 PM (iMxBJ)

236 CHUBBLE?!

THAT'S MY SECRET SERVICE CODENAME...AT THE BUNNY RANCH!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at June 18, 2017 08:50 PM (rUc9h)

237 Nothing to be alarmed about - just life in the Big City.

Right?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2017 08:50 PM (Prro8)

238 I will not submit to public shaming.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 08:50 PM (fRttv)

239 I lkie vans. Vans are like small buses. I rode a short bus to school. It was yellow.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2017 08:51 PM (npdX6)

240 #WhiteManInaWhiteVan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 08:51 PM (IqV8l)

241 Are you guys tired yet of my saying what an awesome movie that is? Because it is.

And Dick Shawn, what a guy. I crack up just thinking of him singing "Love Power" in The Producers.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (sBOL1)

My wife and I went to school with his kids

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2017 08:51 PM (fu//l)

242 And just look at this if you have any doubt about to whom Chelsea should be sending Fathers Day well wishes:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/872776358321061888


Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2017 07:54 PM (NOIQH)

OMG.
OMG.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 08:51 PM (Id9+8)

243 I came here from Hot Air very very early in the blog's history. I remember apologizing for typing with no caps because I had a sleeping toddler in my lap, and someone replying they were oddly jealous. That toddler is 13 and taller than my husband.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2017 08:51 PM (OdHXU)

244 >> Are you guys tired yet of my saying what an awesome movie that is?

Bluebell, that is about the funniest movie I ever saw. I first saw it years ago as a teenager and I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself. I remember literally rolling in the floor laughing.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:51 PM (8O3HH)

245 Who's the blonde on Fox?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (qJhUV)

246 Is a Van a Van in Jolly England?

Or, is it a Lorry or something equally stupid sounding?

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (fRttv)

247 231 That's one reason Trump was so refreshing. When he started calling Jeb "Low Energy", I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.

The one and only funny thing SNL did during the entire election IMHO was having "Trump" start calling him "Jebra" in the middle of a debate sketch.

Normally SNL is as funny as a hemorrhoid, and Alec Baldwin's "Trump" impersonation sucks balls. But "Jebra." That, I admit, was damn funny.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (ul9CR)

248 I will not submit to public shaming.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 08:50 PM (fRttv)
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I can make it all go away, sweetie.

You know what to do.

I've even made it easy for you. Just click the link in my nic.



Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (sBOL1)

249 231 That's one reason Trump was so refreshing. When he started calling Jeb "Low Energy", I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.

The one and only funny thing SNL did during the entire election IMHO was having "Trump" start calling him "Jebra" in the middle of a debate sketch.

Normally SNL is as funny as a hemorrhoid, and Alec Baldwin's "Trump" impersonation sucks balls. But "Jebra." That, I admit, was damn funny.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (ul9CR)

250 CNN pushing hard to make this a innocent muslims mowed down story.

I'm sure we may never know what caused this...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (qJhUV)


Hearing reports that this was an attack on people leaving a mosque known for extremism.

Instead of Saracen vs. Crusader battling each other on horses, we have people mowing each other down in vans.

Well, when you outlaw guns and knives, people will find something to kill other people with.

Posted by: The London Hat at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (vBeA5)

251 Is a Van a Van in Jolly England?

Or, is it a Lorry or something equally stupid sounding?

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (fRttv)

252 CNN pushing hard to make this a innocent muslims mowed down story.

I'm sure we may never know what caused this...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2017 08:46 PM (qJhUV)


Hearing reports that this was an attack on people leaving a mosque known for extremism.

Instead of Saracen vs. Crusader battling each other on horses, we have people mowing each other down in vans.

Well, when you outlaw guns and knives, people will find something to kill other people with.

Posted by: The London Hat at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (vBeA5)

253 it was THAT long ago, but i miss the roofing company.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (0lRFY)

254 That's a big toddler.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

255 Jeez, I can't remember how I stumbled across Ace's.

Uh, LGF and Instapundit, I guess.

For LGF, I never took part in the community, though sometimes I skimmed comments. LGF in general was a good site to skim through, since it seemed to be largely highlights of the latest Islamic atrocities. I think I stuck by it well past its expiry date. Still, got introduced to Zombie through LGF. Zombie is just a treasure. Also, guitarist Andy McKee, who is the shit.

I don't know why I stuck around here. I guess I just really started enjoying the community and plus I worked overnight for a long time so the ONT was a nice little active place. I love the fact that this blog is so contrary. Ace is an agnostic and at times vaguely libertarian crank who manages to attract a group of diehard conservative Christians who seem to spend a lot of time shit posting as well as glorying in various forms of debauchery including, but not limited to, liquor, pot and poon. So what I"m trying to say is you're all a bunch of RINOs.

I keed, I keed.

But it's a freewheeling atmosphere and I hope it never changes.

Now what was this about people calling Ace a homo?

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2017 08:53 PM (mknWS)

256 Amazing how fast we find out it's a "clean-shaven white man."

Simply amazing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 18, 2017 08:42 PM (ul9CR)




Didn't the MFM at first claim that Joker and Speedbump Tsarnaev were a couple of white guys then oops Muzzie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)

257 My wife and I went to school with his kids
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2017 08:51 PM (fu//l)
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Oh man. Did you ever meet him? He was so funny.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 08:53 PM (sBOL1)

258 BAN THE VAN!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:53 PM (EgOr3)

259 VAN RUNS OVER PEDESTRIANS NEAR MOSQUE IN NORTH LONDON.
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I wonder what the Van's motive was.

Posted by: JC at June 18, 2017 08:53 PM (3GSgE)

260
Yeah but this one was outside a mosque? So maybe revenge?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2017 08:41 PM (fu//l)

Quite possible. But then again, Londonstan. Muzzie Mayor. Unlikely. I just don't see a lot of resistance on the part of the Brits.

Posted by: gracepc at June 18, 2017 08:54 PM (OU4q6)

261 Didn't the MFM at first claim that Joker and Speedbump Tsarnaev were a couple of white guys then oops Muzzie?

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White Arabs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2017 08:54 PM (+GtGJ)

262 i'm so distraught i put 'was' instead of 'wasn't'

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2017 08:54 PM (0lRFY)

263 "Buy Poland."

Growing op in Cleveland in the 70's the Poles and direct descendants made up a very large part of the local population. Still they were the butt of many jokes, some just funny but many very vicious. I was 100% Polish on my mothers side and all too glad to have my fathers Welsh/English last name.

Well looks who's laughing now and who look like the dumbshits.

Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2017 08:54 PM (NbRJx)

264 VAN RUNS OVER PEDESTRIANS NEAR MOSQUE IN NORTH LONDON.




Morrison or Johnson?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)

265 232
223 here's a video of the arrest.

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/876591807764869120

Posted by: spypeach at June 18, 2017 08:47 PM (ZuTnR)



Zombie Dennis Farina is the perp?

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 08:48 PM (iMxBJ)

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He looks drunk.

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2017 08:55 PM (yOqwj)

266 256. Heh....well, they were Kavkaz Chechens......not many groups more Caucasian than that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 08:55 PM (TwwWO)

267 Van Heflin is dead?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 08:55 PM (bev8h)

268 Oh, well, that's life in the big city.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2017 08:55 PM (OdHXU)

269 Please give a warm welcome to your next president, and my beloved daughter...the meh from nope.

Posted by: The Man From Hope at June 18, 2017 08:55 PM (LV/t7)

270 I wonder if the van driver was related to a victim of the recent muzzie attacks over there.

Posted by: X-ray at June 18, 2017 08:55 PM (6hUAo)

271 Oh man. Did you ever meet him? He was so funny.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 08:53 PM (sBOL1)

Nice family. Yes, my wife more than me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2017 08:55 PM (fu//l)

272

Quick, slap a Trump/Pence sticker on that van!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 18, 2017 08:55 PM (pjrb9)

273 >>Morrison or Johnson?


Helsing

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 08:56 PM (fRttv)

274 Sorry, my give-a-F&ck meter doesn't even twitch anymore.

I'm sure that's bad for some reason.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2017 08:56 PM (Prro8)

275
Dick Shaw died on stage during a comedy routine. San Diego, I see. He was doing a bit as some crooked politician and said, "If elected, I will not lie down on the job". He then had a heart attack and collapsed. Everybody thought it was part of the act an sat around laughing. After a while, he didn't move, and a stage hand came out and realized something was wrong.


Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:56 PM (8O3HH)

276 BAN THE VAN!!!

Posted by: Peaches
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Even the tan van? How to I take the Golden An to Stan? (Or is it Fran?)

What's the plan???

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2017 08:56 PM (zkGZ8)

277 276. Ya know - you remind me of that man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 08:57 PM (TwwWO)

278 Chu;bbles? Maybe Baby Sweetcakes, Junior Partner in the Mah Hillary Crime Gang.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 18, 2017 08:57 PM (Sda6L)

279 publius, I remember that. I wish he had been around a lot longer.

NGU, I'm glad to hear it was a nice family.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 08:57 PM (sBOL1)

280
Same size, and close enough ifn ya don't look too close. Do they work in vending machines?

Usually not. But once in a while I'll get one with a roll of real Quarters.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 18, 2017 08:57 PM (pjrb9)

281 The Finsbury attack is looking like an anti-Muslim attack at the moment, but until the police release more info, it's speculation. If it is, though, get ready for a very different treatment from The News compared to all the previous instances of vehicular homicide carried out in the name of Allah.

Posted by: holygaot at June 18, 2017 08:57 PM (PJVle)

282 You have a greater chance of drowning in a bath tub than being run down by a deranged lunatic on a city street.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 08:58 PM (bev8h)

283 Darrell Hammond did the "Jebra" bit as Trump. Now, he can do a good Trump impersonation, and did it for SNL for years, well before Trump even thought of politics.

Alec Baldwin's Trump is pretty bad. He just puts on the wig and makes a sour puss face.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 08:58 PM (8O3HH)

284 Big Candle is going gangbusters . . . did I hear that they have a Ramadan special going on?

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 08:58 PM (EgOr3)

285 Too late to comment about B5 on the last thread. Keep in mind that season 1 has a completely different commander than the other 4. The actor in the role had a mental breakdown and had to leave. They kept it quiet until after his death. It's a complicated but believable space world. Steven Furst was splendid as Vir Kotto.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 18, 2017 08:59 PM (Lqy/e)

286
If it is a white guy who did this watch how fast the MFM will be screaming from the rooftops about the climate of hate by the right. All of the Muzzie attacks get dropped as fast as they can but this will be the big story for weeks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2017 08:59 PM (auHtY)

287 From what I see of the suspect, he looks pretty dark skinned and his hair looks pretty curly for an Anglo white man.

A 'white Jamaican', I wonder. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

288 Did anyone show up in Atlanta for the protest against CNN ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2017 08:59 PM (qES5k)

289 Just a hunch, but this is starting to kinda look like a drunk driving thing. Pretty lame terrorist attack if it's that.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2017 09:00 PM (qJhUV)

290 Another big Hammond did as Trump, was to ask "Jebra", "Losers say what?" Jebra then dutifully replied, "What?", then realized he'd fallen into the trap, and did sort of a "Doh!".

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 09:00 PM (8O3HH)

291 You have a greater chance of drowning in a bath tub than being run down by a deranged lunatic on a city street.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 08:58 PM (bev8h)
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That's true, but it's the unpredictable nature of being run down or attacked in any way that is so difficult to deal with, at least for me.

I was in London two weeks ago during the last attack. Four, and only four, morons knew where I was. I've never met any of them. Three of them know what I look like, but probably couldn't pick me out of a crowd. The fourth has no clue. So it's not like we're old friends from way back.
But within minutes of that attack, every one of them had written me to see if I was okay.

That's what I love about this place.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:01 PM (sBOL1)

292 Some website i just read said it may be a radical Muslim attack against "moderate" Muslims for the expelling two extremist leaders of the mosque.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2017 09:01 PM (qES5k)

293 287 From what I see of the suspect, he looks pretty dark skinned and his hair looks pretty curly for an Anglo white man.
A 'white Jamaican', I wonder. . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 08:59 PM (6FqZa)


We'll just add a Cultural Appropriation charge to the docket, then, shall we?

Posted by: Scotland Yard at June 18, 2017 09:01 PM (iMxBJ)

294 Instead of Saracen vs. Crusader battling each other on horses, we have people mowing each other down in vans.

. . .

Posted by: The London Hat at June 18, 2017 08:52 PM (vBeA5)
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Will we discover the van driver recently lost a loved one to an innocent jihadi?

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 09:01 PM (D9v9b)

295 288 Did anyone show up in Atlanta for the protest against CNN ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2017 08:59 PM (qES5k)

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I saw no torches or pitchforks, so they weren't serious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2017 09:01 PM (+GtGJ)

296 Lace wigs and machines. Filters. I was here way before that, but it took me a long long time to figure out commenting. Came here probably from one of the smart military blogs. Absolutely not LGF.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2017 09:02 PM (zLDYs)

297 Just a hunch, but this is starting to kinda look like a drunk driving thing. Pretty lame terrorist attack if it's that.

Posted by: tu3031
________

So, isolated incident?

(By which I mean an isolated incident.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2017 09:02 PM (zkGZ8)

298 Van Jones

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 09:02 PM (IqV8l)

299 We're more likely to find that the driver lost beloved liver cells to a scheming bottle of Gordon's.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 09:03 PM (6FqZa)

300 Just saw this tweet:

"After we finished praying taraweah in #Finsburypark. A white drunk guy run over people. I saw 3 people laying down."

Maybe just a drunk driver.

Posted by: holygaot at June 18, 2017 09:03 PM (PJVle)

301 England expects every van to do it's duty. We will run over you on the beaches, we will run over you in the hills, we will run over you in the marsh.

I have nothing to give but my right foot on the accelerator, wearing no seatbelt and asking no quarter.

500 years from now, let them say, "This was their finest hour."

Posted by: Winston Moving Vans at June 18, 2017 09:03 PM (5VlCp)

302 Redd Foxx died in a sort of similar way. He was at a rehearsal for something, and collapsed from a heart attack. They thought he was just clowning and doing his Fred Sanford "Big One" act and so delayed getting help for a bit.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 09:03 PM (8O3HH)

303 Could be muslim on muslim . Their sects wage bloody tribal war on each other all the time !

Posted by: awkward davies at June 18, 2017 09:03 PM (JsMw3)

304 This, plus the seething rage from the tower fire.....ugh.....gonna be ugly there tonight.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 09:04 PM (TwwWO)

305 Just saw this tweet:



"After we finished praying taraweah in #Finsburypark. A white drunk guy run over people. I saw 3 people laying down."


The compassion embedded in that is mind-blowing.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 09:04 PM (EgOr3)

306 I will not submit to public shaming.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 08:50 PM (fRttv)
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SUBMIT TO US or wear the Cone of Shame.

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2017 09:04 PM (Sfs6o)

307 CNN pushing hard to make this a innocent muslims mowed down story.

Gonna have to wait on the 48 hour rule before I say I'm having a hard time working up any concern. *Pulls down eyelid* Right there. In the corner. No?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2017 09:04 PM (OlNRF)

308 Just saw this tweet:



"After we finished praying taraweah in #Finsburypark. A white drunk guy run over people. I saw 3 people laying down."


Who sent it? CNN?

Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2017 09:07 PM (NbRJx)

309 U2 about to go onstage and sing some songs in between political lectures


Posted by: Buzzsaw90
________


U2 are typical liberal hypocrites. They live behind walls, yet expect the US to embrace "refugees" aka "terrorists."

The only positive thing about the U2 tour is that, as far as I know, there isn't any Trump hate. Roger Waters is ALL ABOUT TRUMP HATE, so please remember that if you are considering paying to go see him.

/also, U2 show features a 200' LED screen. So.. you're paying to see a big tv in a stadium.

Posted by: vyx at June 18, 2017 09:07 PM (aT+Bx)

310 Jean Claude Van Dam

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:07 PM (fRttv)

311 So the driver didn't make any anti-Islamic statements and didn't have any such literature in his van. Because if he had, we'd know; twitter would be all over it.

tu3031 looks like the moron who called it first.

Khan will probably use this to lay down some alcohol restrictions.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 09:07 PM (6FqZa)

312 The permanent link to AoSHQ at The Other McCain is in the middle column first under the heading "Blog-Fu Ninja Masters"!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 18, 2017 09:07 PM (e9G8E)

313 well, you know, we have to have the tsa grope assaults because we cannot stereotype muslims, they may well be white grandmas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 09:07 PM (0wem/)

314 I got a hunski that says this story, if native on muzzie violence, lasts ten times longer than the democrat terrorist story shooting up republicans on a baseball field.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2017 09:07 PM (npdX6)

315 Khan will probably use this to lay down some alcohol restrictions.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 09:07 PM (6FqZa)
If that doesn't rouse the Brits to action, all is lost.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 09:08 PM (EgOr3)

316 gotta say it garrett...the cookbook needs your pudding

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2017 09:08 PM (0lRFY)

317 Videos on Twitter will not play for me. I don't know why.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2017 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

318 Roger Waters is ALL ABOUT TRUMP HATE,

Now, that's not fair.

I also hate greedy hook nosed Zionists.

Posted by: roger waters at June 18, 2017 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

319
Khan will probably use this to lay down some alcohol restrictions.
--

Booze not haram.

Close all the pubs ASAP!!

Muslims must be protected at all costs!!!!

/maybe that would wake britain up. but I doubt it.

Posted by: vyx at June 18, 2017 09:09 PM (aT+Bx)

320 From waaaay up the thread:

" Was Sheryl Bills best conquest (and apparently a willing one)?"

Negative. I'd go with Elizabeth Hurley.

Also- "the meh from nope"...might be better than chubble, though a bit more obscure.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 18, 2017 09:09 PM (1aMQH)

321 Either a drunk driver or Muslim on Muslim violence. For right now my sympathy meter is pegged at ... zero.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 09:09 PM (gcme+)

322 Oh wait.

Halal. Booze is not halal. It's haram.

Posted by: vyx at June 18, 2017 09:09 PM (aT+Bx)

323 'The cookbook needs your pudding.'

Wow - Phrasing

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2017 09:10 PM (Ojtqw)

324 rickl, try a different browser.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 09:10 PM (fvQp7)

325 A man.

A van.

A plan.


Ramadan!

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:10 PM (fRttv)

326 Maybe the guy had a problem with drink and thought that Islam and its abolition of alcohol was the answer.

Maybe he drove his van to the mosque so fast because he was in a hurry to become Muslim.

If this is the case ...

(... wait for it ... )

... then it was a conversion van.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2017 09:11 PM (zkGZ8)

327 My Give-a-Shit-o-Meter for Britain or Europe is definitely malfunctioning. This isn't a natural disaster. It's a succession of political decisions freely made. Anyone who expressed any skepticism about the wisdom of them was shouted down. Live with it now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 09:11 PM (8Omv+)

328 Ram A Lama Ding Dong

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 09:11 PM (fvQp7)

329 Now, that's not fair.


I also hate greedy hook nosed Zionists.
Posted by: roger waters at June 18, 2017 09:09 PM
--

Yes, but their money is paying for your concert tour, so you don't have 40' tall video of generic hook nosed Zionists, just Trump.

Just.Trump.

Posted by: vyx at June 18, 2017 09:11 PM (aT+Bx)

330 A man.

A van.

A plan.


Ramadan!
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:10 PM (fRttv)
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Awesome! Now send me that recipe.

I'll trade it for a nice gingham shirt. Deal?

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:11 PM (sBOL1)

331 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 09:11 PM (8Omv+)

Pre-fuckin'-cisely. Ain't no more to say.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 09:12 PM (EgOr3)

332 326>> *snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2017 09:12 PM (OlNRF)

333 A man.

A van.

A plan.


Ramadan!
Posted by: garrett at June





was sure you were going to say take the golden an to stan in the tan van.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 09:12 PM (0wem/)

334 No heavy firepower, no clearing people out with their hands up, no YouTube videos.
I'm sticking with drunk driver.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2017 09:13 PM (qJhUV)

335 A man.



A van.



A plan.





Ramadan!

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:10 PM (fRttv)

LOLOL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:14 PM (Id9+8)

336 I am Sam
Sam I am
I have a van
Black and Tan
Black and Tan
Black and Tan
Black and Tan
Black and Tan
Can't Drive my Van
Sam The Famous Man

Posted by: Dr Seuss at June 18, 2017 09:15 PM (iMxBJ)

337 No heavy firepower, no clearing people out with their hands up, no YouTube videos.
I'm sticking with drunk driver.
Posted by: tu3031 at June




well, karma

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 09:15 PM (0wem/)

338 I can live with that nic. She looks like a Chubble.

Posted by: Walknot at June 18, 2017 09:15 PM (qE488)

339 Dead muslim men outside a radical mosque ?
In London?
This is where the ban trap lurks for me .

Posted by: awkward davies at June 18, 2017 09:16 PM (JsMw3)

340 324 rickl, try a different browser.
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 09:10 PM (fvQp7)


I did. It's not working there either.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

341 I don't have the recipe.
I sent it to Maetenloch.
He put it on the ONT.

We should get out the Ouija Board and ask Buzzion to find it.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:17 PM (fRttv)

342 340. Is your computer/device plugged in and powered up?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 09:17 PM (TwwWO)

343 rickl, is your computer ready for an update? When mine needs one, it gets real slow and non-responsive.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 09:17 PM (fvQp7)

344 This is where the ban trap lurks for me .



Posted by: awkward davies at June 18, 2017 09:16 PM (JsMw3)

Ask not for whom the ban trap lurks...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:17 PM (Id9+8)

345 awkward davies

I had to look, that is a character from the Master and Commander series.

Oh, well.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 09:18 PM (mkDpn)

346 Sky News is trying to compete with DN, not yet.

HEY! I can see through pixels. That guy's Algerian.

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 09:18 PM (D9v9b)

347 Another thing you can check is your compatibility view settings.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 09:18 PM (fvQp7)

348 Twats in twitter going on about islamaphobia and white supremacist and I'm like whatever idiots, you guys brought this onto yourselves. Don't expect much sympathy

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 09:19 PM (3aFoQ)

349 The man with the plan in the van. From Afghanistan.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 09:19 PM (8O3HH)

350 A man.

A van.

A plan.

Ramadan!

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:10 PM (fRttv)


If only that was a palindrome you would have won the Internets for today. Still, pretty funny.

Posted by: HTL at June 18, 2017 09:19 PM (KmJDX)

351 We should get out the Ouija Board and ask Buzzion to find it.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:17 PM (fRttv)
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Buzzion looked for it Friday night or whenever you first mentioned it. He found two times that you mentioned it, but never any recipe posted.

If you sent it to Maet, you must still have it in your email. recipes at moron cookbook dot com. Talk to me.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:19 PM (sBOL1)

352 When mine needs one, it gets real slow and non-responsive.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 09:17 PM (fvQp7)
****************************


Hey, no talking about her like that.\

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 09:20 PM (D9v9b)

353 Did you try unplugging it, waiting 30 seconds and plugging it back in?

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:20 PM (fRttv)

354 Trump has decided that starting WWIII in Syria is a surefire way to end his prosecution for obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 18, 2017 09:20 PM (YIArM)

355 Ban Trap was the first Star Trek episode.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 09:20 PM (IqV8l)

356 Brilliant!

Al "Crazy Guggenheim" Gore

http://tinyurl.com/y8fwde2b
http://tinyurl.com/y7g4cwz6

Posted by: Locke Common at June 18, 2017 09:20 PM (SjASY)

357 troll poo at 354

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 09:22 PM (6FqZa)

358 348 Twats in twitter going on about islamaphobia and white supremacist and I'm like whatever idiots, you guys brought this onto yourselves. Don't expect much sympathy
Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 09:19 PM (3aFoQ)


Yep, I tried unplugging my Give-a-Shit meter and plugging it back in, but no joy.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2017 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

359 Oh, and I want an antelope recipe from you too, garrett.

I was elected to do this when I wasn't looking and by golly, I'm going to do this right. So cough up those recipes, sugar.

Please.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:22 PM (sBOL1)

360 I never know if comments are from the real Bill Wynn or someone socking him.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 09:22 PM (nvMvs)

361 I'm late to the party, but Chubble has Maleficent hands.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 18, 2017 09:23 PM (rBWQs)

362 Trump has decided that starting WWIII in Syria is a surefire way to end his prosecution for obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 18, 2017 09:20 PM (YIArM)

Bill, I thought I told you no internet until you take the trash out.

Posted by: Mrs. Bill Wynn, Duchess of the Deplorable Chamber of Commerce at June 18, 2017 09:23 PM (Id9+8)

363 Trump has decided that starting WWIII in Syria is a surefire way to end his prosecution for obstruction of justice.

I would have gone with having Mueller's severed hands nailed to the doors of FBI headquarters, but the Syrian thing could work too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2017 09:23 PM (LTHVh)

364 32 So Chelsea is the new Yoko?
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2017 07:49 PM


No.

Posted by: Transgalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at June 18, 2017 09:23 PM (DMUuz)

365 >>Buzzion looked for it Friday night or whenever you first mentioned it...


Well, it had to be like 7 years ago. I will look and see if it is in my email. But, that was like 3 computers ago.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:24 PM (fRttv)

366 354. Heh....so.....attacking the ally of the foreign power he's accused of collaborating with? To start a world war with the Russians, his puppetmasters?

Pick a story and stick with it, Bill

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 09:24 PM (TwwWO)

367 Thanks for the pic, I'm using it to scare pigeons away.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:24 PM (IcT7t)

368 Well, it had to be like 7 years ago. I will look and see if it is in my email. But, that was like 3 computers ago.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:24 PM (fRttv)
--------

Thank you, garrett. You're a good egg. I do hope you find it. Because this is exhausting.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:25 PM (sBOL1)

369 367 Thanks for the pic, I'm using it to scare pigeons away.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:24 PM (IcT7t)

+++

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2017 09:25 PM (wI4ew)

370 Garret has the potential screenplay . Flesh it out a little . I want Kurt Russel as the driver . Dennehy as the van .

Posted by: awkward davies at June 18, 2017 09:26 PM (JsMw3)

371 >> Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

MeTV ran your episode of "The Outer Limits" last night. Martin Landau starred.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 09:26 PM (8O3HH)

372 I blame the Spanish Inquisition or something...

Posted by: Nooooo one expects The Political Hat! at June 18, 2017 09:27 PM (vBeA5)

373 Even with the surgery, there is no hope for amy carter clone. Chubble, heh.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2017 09:27 PM (gDoff)

374 What kind of pudding is this? Is it boiled?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:28 PM (Id9+8)

375 366 354. Heh....so.....attacking the ally of the foreign power he's accused of collaborating with? To start a world war with the Russians, his puppetmasters?

Pick a story and stick with it, Bill
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 09:24 PM (TwwWO)

Wheels within YUUUGE, classy, really terrific wheels.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)

376 374 What kind of pudding is this? Is it boiled?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:28 PM (Id9+

Tapioca

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)

377 >> Flesh it out a little . I want Kurt Russel as the driver . Dennehy as the van .



Sweet. Now I can just wait for the residuals to come rolling in.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:29 PM (fRttv)

378 Ask not for whom the pudding boils.

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2017 09:29 PM (Sfs6o)

379 Tapioca
Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)

+++

Is it really?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2017 09:29 PM (wI4ew)

380 Spinners

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 09:29 PM (D9v9b)

381 Dipping pudding .

Posted by: awkward davies at June 18, 2017 09:30 PM (JsMw3)

382 I discovered Ace, I think, during the Dan Rather expose. It was really exciting to see people doing the job the media wouldn't do- in real time. Those were the days, when Allahpundit had the most hilarious online comic strip about McCain, John Kerry and the rest of those fools. Everything got more serious after 9/11. but then, we had the total integrity kick of Mr. Paul Anka.

Posted by: vivi at June 18, 2017 09:30 PM (11H2y)

383 380. Heh....the best. Donny Two-Scoopa has the best rims and spinners, believe me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 09:30 PM (TwwWO)

384 Hey everybody.

Reading at Twitter that yet another protester has stormed the NYC Julius Caesar stage.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:31 PM (eMKNe)

385 Yes.

None of that goofy, let's call this weird bread thing pudding.

Just straight up pudding. But with bourbon and vanilla and bourbon.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:31 PM (fRttv)

386 I can't really recall how I got here.

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2017 09:31 PM (Sfs6o)

387 Just saw this tweet:



"After we finished praying taraweah in #Finsburypark. A white drunk guy run over people. I saw 3 people laying down."


Who sent it? CNN?
Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2017 09:07 PM (NbRJx)

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Just someone on Twitter. The guy who was driving the van is a white guy, though. Tommy Robinson posted video of the police detaining him.

Posted by: holygaot at June 18, 2017 09:31 PM (PJVle)

388 Reading at Twitter that yet another protester has stormed the NYC Julius Caesar stage.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Did he bite anyone's finger off?

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2017 09:32 PM (9TU00)

389 Just straight up pudding. But with bourbon and vanilla and bourbon.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:31 PM (fRttv)

+++

Can't wait.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2017 09:32 PM (wI4ew)

390 Tapioca

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)

And it's lost, you say?
Eating tapioca is like eating bleah pudding with fish eyes in it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:32 PM (Id9+8)

391 An interesting take on the whole Shakespeare in the park kerfuffle is that the killing of Ceasar isn't tragic in this instance, but cathartic, which changes the entire point of it and makes it into the assassination porn it's been made out to be.

But I haven't seen it, so can't really say if that's a true take or not.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 18, 2017 09:32 PM (rBWQs)

392 Jean, don't know.

But at this stage those actors are gonna end up like the Beatles, and have to perform behind a chain-link fence.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:32 PM (eMKNe)

393 Mmmm....spinners. I love spinners.

Look that up on Urban Dictionary.

Hint: Lena Dunham is the opposite of a spinner.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 09:32 PM (8O3HH)

394 At this 'stage'... get it everybody?? Get it??????? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:33 PM (eMKNe)

395 384 Hey everybody.
Reading at Twitter that yet another protester has stormed the NYC Julius Caesar stage.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:31 PM (eMKNe)


I guess I'm not supposed to love that, but I do. A little surprised, though. I had the impression that the guy who shouted from the audience skated, and the woman who stormed the stage got arrested, so I expected the shouting strategy from now on.

About time these a-holes started facing their own tactics.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 09:33 PM (iMxBJ)

396 and butter

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2017 09:33 PM (0lRFY)

397
But at this stage those actors are gonna end up like the Beatles, and have to perform behind a chain-link fence.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:32 PM


On a rooftop

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 09:34 PM (IqV8l)

398 Expect the media to play THIS attack for all it's worth. It won't matter if it's just a drunken accident. And expect the Muslims to play it up for all it's worth...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2017 09:34 PM (89VjS)

399 Splunge, I pretty much agree.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:34 PM (eMKNe)

400 349 The man with the plan in the van. From Afghanistan.
Posted by: publius,


Hahaha. good one

Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 09:34 PM (v7o4i)

401 Also, following /pol/ on Twatter is worthwhile... but man do you have to wade through some serious Joo hate.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 18, 2017 09:34 PM (rBWQs)

402 Just someone on Twitter. The guy who was driving the van is a white guy, though. Tommy Robinson posted video of the police detaining him.

Posted by: holygaot at June 18, 2017 09:31 PM (PJVle)


"I swear to drunk, officer, I'm not God!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 09:34 PM (eVEkg)

403 Bertram, then they'll get the police called on 'em. ;-)

"Let us be!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:34 PM (eMKNe)

404 MeTV ran your episode of "The Outer Limits" last night. Martin Landau starred.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear

---

What the...?!! "Outer Limits" is on MeTV?

I KNEW I should've been checking them! I drifted away when they stopped showing "Adam-12."

Posted by: RKae at June 18, 2017 09:35 PM (9A2hY)

405 The picture of Chelsea above has to be one of the best EVER taken of her.
I wonder how much it cost?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2017 09:36 PM (89VjS)

406 Get on the bus, Gus
Make a new plan, Stan
Explode the bomb, Tom

- from "50 Ways To Blow Up Your Lover"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:36 PM (eMKNe)

407 >>and butter
Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2017 09:33 PM (0lRFY)


How you doin'?

Posted by: Marlon Brando at June 18, 2017 09:36 PM (fRttv)

408 garrett, I sense that we are getting close.

All we need now are some measurements and a little bit of cooking instructions.

You can do this. I have faith in you.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:36 PM (sBOL1)

409 Joe F., it took about $250 worth of pantyhose draped over the lens to get such a good shot of Chelsea :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:37 PM (eMKNe)

410
"I wonder how much it cost?"



The surgery, or the photographer?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:37 PM (Id9+8)

411 yet another protester has stormed the NYC Julius Caesar stage

No Platform For H8.

That was what the antifas (several masked) told us anti-sharia people in Denver, so now it's happening to them they can eat it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 09:37 PM (6FqZa)

412 395
About time these a-holes started facing their own tactics.
Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 09:33 PM (iMxBJ)


Yep.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2017 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

413 Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:36 PM (sBOL1)

+++

So funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2017 09:38 PM (wI4ew)

414 I admit it would be nice if it became impossible for those actors to do another performance, anywhere.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:38 PM (eMKNe)

415 409 Joe F., it took about $250 worth of pantyhose draped over the lens to get such a good shot of Chelsea :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:37 PM (eMKNe)


And it's a close crop. Pull out (ha-ha) and you'll see those saddlebags and rheumey hands.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 18, 2017 09:38 PM (rBWQs)

416 405 The picture of Chelsea above has to be one of the best EVER taken of her.
I wonder how much it cost?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2017 09:36 PM (89VjS)


Hillbilly Buck Teeth cost about $2.95 at gag gift shops.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 09:39 PM (nvMvs)

417 When I was drunk I thought my van would be so Drivable.
Steerable
Controllable
And then I got to the mosque and it steered so Spinningly
Swervilly
Jumpingly

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 09:39 PM (iMxBJ)

418 So funny.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2017 09:38 PM (wI4ew)
---------

garrett has been making me sweet-talk him for days. He thinks he can outlast me.

He can't.

(And no pervy comments, people.)

Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:39 PM (sBOL1)

419
What the...?!! "Outer Limits" is on MeTV?

I KNEW I should've been checking them! I drifted away when they stopped showing "Adam-12."
Posted by: RKae at June 18, 2017 09:35 PM


Here's their summer schedule :

http://tinyurl.com/ycq4cv46

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 09:40 PM (IqV8l)

420 I hope the stage stormer had better slogans.

Screaming Fascist and Goebels at people only works if they fear being Nazis.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 09:40 PM (mkDpn)

421 not too good Marlon
some S.O.B. hit my mailbox.
it's a teepee now.


damn b'rooters

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2017 09:41 PM (0lRFY)

422 When I was drunk I thought my van would be so Drivable.

Steerable

Controllable

And then I got to the mosque and it steered so Spinningly

Swervilly

Jumpingly


There are times
When all the world's asleep
The questions run so deep
For a mohammedian
Won't you please
Please tell me what you've learned
I know it sounds absurd
Could you please get out from under my van?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:41 PM (IcT7t)

423 Damn. Carlos Correa just sent one into orbit.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2017 09:41 PM (fRttv)

424 Go bomb the Mosque, Ach
Attack the school, Abdul
Cause more drama, Osama
Just listen to me

Oh blow up the bus, Mus
You don't need to discuss much
Drop off the key, Zee
And set yourself free....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2017 09:42 PM (89VjS)

425 414 I admit it would be nice if it became impossible for those actors to do another performance, anywhere.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:38 PM (eMKNe)


Marxists should be absolutely unemployable in the United States of America.

They should be reduced to panhandling on street corners, and decent citizens should spit in their faces.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2017 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

426 Premiering tonight for the very first time, the Horde's very own rock supergroup:

Supercramp!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:42 PM (eMKNe)

427 rickl, yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:43 PM (eMKNe)

428 Weasel, I took another run at sending my recipe. Hope it took this time. Got to hit the old hay. Long day and whatnot. And to Ace, thanks for letting me crash on your rug all these years.
Eromero

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2017 09:43 PM (zLDYs)

429 Well, at least since the driver is a white guy they'll call it terrorism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2017 09:43 PM (oVJmc)

430 Waaaaaay past my bedtime. 'Night everybody.

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2017 09:43 PM (Sfs6o)

431 That ball got out in about 5 milliseconds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 09:43 PM (bev8h)

432 Supercramp!!

This must be the "Breakfast in Peruvia" tour.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:44 PM (IcT7t)

433 429 Well, at least since the driver is a white guy they'll call it terrorism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2017 09:43 PM (oVJmc)

++++

You got it! It is time they dusted off that old word!

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2017 09:44 PM (wI4ew)

434 Blanco, you're Bloody well Right.

Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 09:45 PM (v7o4i)

435 This must be the "Breakfast in Peruvia" tour.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:44 PM (IcT7t)

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2017 09:46 PM (EgOr3)

436 Blanco, you know it. Live from the Barrel!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:46 PM (eMKNe)

437 Blaming social media again. I smell a censorship campaign.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 09:46 PM (IqV8l)

438 This always cheers me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn9Xsmj942E

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2017 09:46 PM (xAvrH)

439 Good Night, Weasel.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 09:47 PM (fvQp7)

440 You know what I'm getting sick of? Something happens, and cable news has to fill the air with idiots talking about what happened. Droning on endlessly, trying to sound so smart and clever.

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Screw it. I've had enough.

Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 09:47 PM (8O3HH)

441 *(And no pervy comments, people.) *

*Deletes*

*Types*

....aw, man.

Posted by: tbodie at June 18, 2017 09:48 PM (I9SqL)

442 Spinners

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 09:29 PM (D9v9b)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzAektg101M

Posted by: The Spinning Hat at June 18, 2017 09:48 PM (vBeA5)

443 publius, what would be great is if someone with lots of money and connections, could create an *entire parody network* of CNN. I'm not kidding.

Call it PNN: Perpetual News Network.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:48 PM (eMKNe)

444 ....aw, man.

Yeah, I got nothin', either.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:49 PM (IcT7t)

445 Video at WeaZip of the perp in the London drive-by.

Looks drunk, stoned, sick or otherwise incapacitated. Standing at police van with officers, not resisting. Bushy black hair, large man, no beard but perhaps unshaven, could not determine anything else.

The rented van is the most suspicious detail.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 09:50 PM (3myMJ)

446 Meremortal, doesn't help that the suspect's first words to the bobbies was, "I'm not going to get my deposit back, am I?" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:51 PM (eMKNe)

447 Was the van driver a relative of someone recently run over on the London Bridge?

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 09:51 PM (fvQp7)

448 "I hope the stage stormer had better slogans."

Quotes from article:

"Liberal hate kills!"

"We're sick of your bullshit!"

Solid B+

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 09:51 PM (3myMJ)

449 Oh noes! A drunk driver killed some Muslim pedestrians.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 18, 2017 09:52 PM (P/kVC)

450 Meremortal, sounds good. Also:

"Village Voice called your production second-rate!"

"You idiots, there were no cell phones in ancient Greece!"

"Your acting skills are marginal at best!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:53 PM (eMKNe)

451 438 This always cheers me up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn9Xsmj942E
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2017 09:46 PM (xAvrH)


Oh, that's awesome. Hadn't seen that, thanks.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 09:54 PM (iMxBJ)

452 I'm sure the Muslim community's not going to jump to any conclusions. Just like they tell us not to.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 18, 2017 09:54 PM (rBWQs)

453 Yeah, why he rented a van is a good question.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 09:55 PM (6FqZa)

454 453 Yeah, why he rented a van is a good question.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 18, 2017 09:55 PM (6FqZa)


Everyone rents windowless vans from time to time.

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 18, 2017 09:57 PM (iMxBJ)

455 Could be a revenge/backlash attack. Maybe the driver got good and drunk to get up the nerve to carry it out.

Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2017 09:57 PM (NbRJx)

456 B- but I grade hard.


"Ceasar had his Brutus, Charles the First had his Cromwell, and may George Soros profit from their example!"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 09:57 PM (mkDpn)

457 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:51 PM (eMKNe)

Dang. I'd have gone with the "I swerved because I couldn't bear to hit that poor kitty" defense.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 09:58 PM (3myMJ)

458 I'm sure the Muslim community's not going to jump to any conclusions. Just like they tell us not to.


WZ links to a tweet that calls him a 'racist bastard.'

Funny that no one called the past months' assailants 'racists.'

And as if being a racist is somehow worse than being a mass murderer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2017 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

459 458 And as if being a racist is somehow worse than being a mass murderer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2017 09:58 PM (oVJmc)


The people we are up against really think that.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 10:00 PM (iMxBJ)

460 "I'm sure the Muslim community's not going to jump to any conclusions. Just like they tell us not to."

I'm on pins and needles waiting for Mayor Khan's always reassuring comments.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 10:02 PM (3myMJ)

461 ONT is up.

Posted by: tbodie at June 18, 2017 10:02 PM (I9SqL)

462 Give me your poor, your tired racist bastards, and take my Muslim terrorists.

Please.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 10:04 PM (3myMJ)

463 Meremortal, doesn't help that the suspect's first words to the bobbies was, "I'm not going to get my deposit back, am I?" :-P

The first bombing of the World Trade Center got solved in part when the guys who rented the van that carried the bomb went back to the rental agency to try to get their deposit back.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2017 10:04 PM (oVJmc)

464 ideo at WeaZip of the perp in the London drive-by.

Looks drunk, stoned, sick or otherwise incapacitated.
*********************************

Hashssassin.

Posted by: gNewt at June 18, 2017 10:11 PM (D9v9b)

465 Headline at Daily Mail: "White van driver ploughs into and hurts at least 10 people outside well-known Finsbury Park Mosque in new London 'terror attack' before Muslims finishing evening prayers tackle suspect to ground"

Funny how it's not the van's fault this time.

Posted by: holygaot at June 18, 2017 10:14 PM (PJVle)

466 DUI, mechanical failure, loss of control, deliberate attack.

in descending order of likelihood.

the arrest is obvious if faced. if not, arresting him is a good way to save his ass from a lynching.

i'll take 24 hours for $1000, Alex.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 10:23 PM (5sxz6)

467 I admit it would be nice if it became impossible for those actors to do another performance, anywhere.

It's getting so intolerant out there that the only place you'll be able to entertain Trump assassination fantasies is at Democrat fundraisers!

Sheesh!

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2017 10:25 PM (ysprU)

468 i hope as many English turn out to protest this (if it really was an attack) as UK Moose Slimes did the terror attacks.

but the idiots will show up, because idiots.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (5sxz6)

469 I was reading Drudge, and the most interesting articles always sent me to some obscure website without the decency to end in .com. Ace of Spades? Was this a Motorhead fan site? A poker site? Nope. Just a magnet for those left cold by the big media of the era. Been lurking ever since.

Posted by: Why...back in my day... at June 18, 2017 10:42 PM (0m0zi)

470 That pic of Chubble just hits you between the nuts: VAPID. No matter how deep you try to stare into the black hole that is that homely disgusting creature you see nothing at all. It's incredible. Absolute silence, emptiness, absence of color, shape, form. The only thing there is stench. What she lacks in other sensory stimuli she overwhelms in olfactory destruction. It's the epitome of the Clinton - Rodham union. How completely empty and lonely it is to be Chubble.

Posted by: MSTisdalw at June 19, 2017 12:01 AM (g9d8D)

471 Exactly. Between the posts and the comments there's much hilarious wit on display. Love it.

Posted by: Anna Mac at June 19, 2017 12:17 AM (xujfC)

472 I spent election night 2016 refreshing AoSHQ every three minutes to get updates. Didn't want to look at the TV until Pennsylvania was called for Trump.

Posted by: jwmiii at June 19, 2017 12:50 AM (Eh27N)

473 I read about Ace perhaps at The Other McCain, but remember trying to google for it, and not getting far, since the reference was just to Ace. It took awhile to finally figure out the name of the blog, but obviously, I did!

As they say, come for the pudding jokes, stay for the art and chess threads!

Posted by: MathMom at June 19, 2017 02:52 AM (dMCD5)

474 Who actually came up with "Chubble"? No link.

Posted by: George LeS at June 19, 2017 10:47 AM (+TcCF)

475 Chubble?

Kill me.

Posted by: True the Note at June 19, 2017 02:39 PM (SJ184)

476 George LS...a chipmunk somewhere.

Posted by: True the Note at June 19, 2017 02:40 PM (SJ184)

477 You are an evil man; I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

Posted by: C Moss at June 19, 2017 07:48 PM (k1/bB)

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