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Hillary R. Clinton, Will You Please Go Now?
Hillary! And Her Familiar
(If you're really feeling perverse, you can click on the pic for an even bigger version. I'm such a giver.)
This is the most disturbing picture of Her Thighness I've seen in a while. It accompanies this HeatStreet piece, People Won't Stop Trying to Make Hillary Happen. What has more amusing photoshopped pics of Her Thighness. And you masochists out there can click on it for an even bigger version. Oh, and she identifies strongly with Wonder Woman:
“Now I haven’t seen Wonder Woman yet, but I’m going to, in part because it’s directed by the fabulous Patty Jenkins.God's wounds, the woman is absolutely shameless. And apparently she doesn't know that if she has to tell everybody she's a strong woman, she's not a strong woman. Warner Bros. supposedly wasn't happy about this:
“But something tells me that a movie about a strong, powerful woman fighting to save the world from a massive international disaster is right up my alley.”
A source at Warner Brothers, speaking on condition of anonymity, told Heat Street: “It’s great that Hillary Clinton will see the movie but her remarks aren’t particularly helpful and our publicity team certainly won’t be spreading them about.I say "supposedly" because the only sources are 'anonymous' and the statement reads too much like what I would prefer such a statement to say. Even so, maybe it means there is still a modicum of sanity left in Hollywood.
“Wonder Woman doesn’t need Hillary Clinton’s endorsement—it will make $250 million by the end of this week. We’re anxious to keep politics out of Wonder Woman any way we can.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:36 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:37 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:36 AM (PY9jH)
Did you click on it to get the really big version?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 19, 2017 11:37 AM (z6syl)
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 11:37 AM (472BW)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 11:37 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 19, 2017 11:37 AM (z6syl)
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 11:37 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 19, 2017 11:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: arbitrary turn back at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (8RQER)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 19, 2017 11:37 AM (z6syl)
*makes list*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 19, 2017 11:37 AM (z6syl)
You scared 'em off with that picture.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (0mRoj)
...
Pretty sure we all assumed that about your alley already.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (yL25O)
Warner Bros. has been around long enough to know you don't want to piss-off half of your customers.
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Tentotwo at June 19, 2017 11:39 AM (yhf6w)
Who knew knee tits were a thing?? Who knew?!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 11:39 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: Anthony Weiners Ghostly Schlong at June 19, 2017 11:39 AM (UaguQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:39 AM (PY9jH)
The Familiar: I had too much to drink, and woke up with it on the bottom of my feet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 11:39 AM (i/+aM)
Libya could not be reached for Comment.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 11:39 AM (472BW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 11:40 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Piercello, on the road at June 19, 2017 11:40 AM (WbaUv)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2017 11:40 AM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: jb at June 19, 2017 11:40 AM (iepKg)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 19, 2017 11:40 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 11:40 AM (a0IVu)
Libya could not be reached for Comment.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 11:39 AM (472BW)
That Steve...Crispin...Chris! Chris Stevens! What a kidder, amiright!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 11:40 AM (0mRoj)
========
Somehow, I doubt this. Hillary is dead weight to the Democrat Party. Now, if Kamala Harris had said this, I'm sure they would be ALL about that shit.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 11:40 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 19, 2017 11:41 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Huma at June 19, 2017 11:41 AM (ZO497)
fighting to save the world from a massive international disaster is
right up my alley.
***
My understanding is Wonder Woman fights proto-NAZIs in the movie...seeing as Hillary is a national socialist herself I'm not sure she is going to see eye to eye with WW...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2017 11:41 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 11:41 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 19, 2017 11:41 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 11:41 AM (ZO497)
Political marriage
Sees herself as destined to take over the throne/presidency
Has an army of unsullied/syncophants who will do whatever she says without question
Funded/aided behind the scenes by a spider (George Soros/Varys)
etc
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (KUaJL)
A while ago, I think it was Insomniac, posted the video below from a former CIA agent re: national destabilization:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZnkULuWFDg
It video quality is not good, but info, from 30 years ago, is spot on.
Right now, we're in Crisis. That leads to civil war or invasion. In his opinion, the only way you can stop it is through right wing covert action via the CIA.
We.
Are.
So.
Screwed.
BTW... this video really should be circulated. Quite astonishing really. Gets very scary about 45:00 in.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 11:41 AM (0mRoj)
Yoko would be better than this. {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (EX4Wr)
Say what, now?
Posted by: Sony Pictures at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (ZQpd0)
Never heard of her.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (UmSfZ)
When American soldiers need approval to get a jet to go fight evil in Benghazi, Hillary Clinton is...asleep and unreachable.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (czuvT)
Posted by: mrp at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (Pqytn)
Political marriage
Sees herself as destined to take over the throne/presidency
Has an army of unsullied/syncophants who will do whatever she says without question
Funded/aided behind the scenes by a spider (George Soros/Varys)
etc
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (KUaJL)
Except Khal Drogo would have chopped her head off at first sight.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (0mRoj)
If I were on the Left, I'd be going medieval on her ass.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Janir at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (Lk5qN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2017 11:43 AM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 11:44 AM (472BW)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 11:44 AM (RD7QR)
Chasing World Wide box office money will do that.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 11:44 AM (ckk1c)
Posted by: ShainS at June 19, 2017 11:44 AM (3i3Ul)
Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2017 11:44 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:39 AM (PY9jH)
_________________
I don't.
He picked that loathsome, smelly, greedy thing as his partner in crime. He knew exactly what she was.
No sympathy here.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2017 11:45 AM (nS5LK)
it badly, badly needed more screen time for Doktor Poison, a Hitler Fury before Hitler. why wasn't Diana tempted to go down that path?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 11:45 AM (czuvT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2017 11:46 AM (oVJmc)
***
If American cartoonists had guts they'd have drawn Captain America punching Osama in the face...or even Chairman Mao....
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2017 11:46 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 19, 2017 11:46 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 19, 2017 11:46 AM (+7/1f)
Chasing World Wide box office money will do that.
============
As well as it being the "cool" think to hate your country.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 11:46 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Hillary! at June 19, 2017 11:46 AM (UAG7A)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2017 11:46 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Juanita Broaddrick at June 19, 2017 11:47 AM (eSx+E)
In Liberal World, everything is politics and politics is everything.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 19, 2017 11:47 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 19, 2017 11:47 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:47 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 11:47 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:48 AM (PY9jH)
She's a misanthrope -- hates people, but wants to be worshiped.
She hates her father especially. Hence the Projection about being the victim of misogyny.
She's incredibly self-centered, and hence amoral.
She not intuitive or decisive (Bill is good on this score). Everything must be studied to death by her minions, in part so that she can blame them when things go wrong.
She's not as smart as she thinks she is. Often a problem with lawyers.
There's only one place for this kind of Leader -- a government bureaucracy.
Which is where she'd be, but for Bill.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 19, 2017 11:48 AM (+7/1f)
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 19, 2017 11:46 AM (MINbv)
______
Buschhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 11:48 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2017 11:48 AM (TppKb)
=======
That's why I don't ever want her to leave.
I want her everywhere the Democrats need a quote or a speech.
I want her to be the face of the Democrat Party.
And the best part? She can't go away.
Her entire existence is founded on and relies upon being a political parasite--she HAS to be in the news or she dies.
Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 19, 2017 11:48 AM (ZQpd0)
***
LIV female friend was going on about how empowering WW is for women.
I showed her WW's true origin story.
A good time was had...by me.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2017 11:48 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 19, 2017 11:48 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2017 11:49 AM (zLDYs)
Dodging Bosnian sniper fire during the rampage of Everest in 1917.
Wonder woman Dadadaddadaaaaaaa.
Huma, Get Me My Golden Lasso!!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 19, 2017 11:49 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 19, 2017 11:49 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2017 11:49 AM (oVJmc)
35 Blunder Woman
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 11:41 AM (ZO497)
Thread Winner.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2017 11:50 AM (XWkhW)
I want to believe.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 19, 2017 11:50 AM (sBOL1)
So yeah, it checks out.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 11:50 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2017 11:51 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2017 11:51 AM (l4aLi)
They tweeted support of Hillary, she was on Ellen show w/cast and they stroked each others' egos, etc.
Lady, please stop. STOP. S.T.O.P. You're never happening. It's over and you're embarrassing yourse-----Wait...keep going!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 11:51 AM (NOIQH)
That's how I feel about Hillary. Leave her in with her Democrats.
Old white women are the future of that party.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 19, 2017 11:51 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. a
___________
Don't forget astronaut.
Posted by: Furious George at June 19, 2017 11:51 AM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2017 11:51 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 11:51 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jackal at June 19, 2017 11:51 AM (PjF0l)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2017 11:52 AM (yTnCT)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2017 11:52 AM (O2RFr)
Hillary - in the public eye forever, loses
Obama - obscure state senator, wins
Kerry - in the public eye forever, loses
Gore - in the public eye forever, loses
Bill - obscure state governor, wins
Dukakis - state governor of a hardcore leftwing state, loses
Mondale - in the public eye forever, loses
Carter - obscure state governor, won the first time
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2017 11:52 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:52 AM (PY9jH)
I can't make any of that out. Can you try again?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 11:52 AM (0mRoj)
epcv fiwbyrtpoiwvye vwepoirtyweoipruty vbwperotwertertwertb eg
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2017 11:52 AM (yTnCT)
_________
huh?
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 11:53 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2017 11:53 AM (yTnCT)
I want to believe.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red!
If the WaPo and NYT can print day after day innuendo based on nothing other than anonymous sources... said stories shortly after proven to be wrong... then I don't care anymore.
Two can play the same game.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 11:53 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2017 11:53 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 11:53 AM (472BW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2017 11:54 AM (B+qrE)
Driver dead
Driver "Known to officials"
AK-47 found in trunk
Vehicle exploded on impact.
And now for sports...Brad.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 11:54 AM (i/+aM)
Ah, then it would make sense for WB to say "no, no, we don't want your help again, Madam Not President!"
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2017 11:54 AM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Jackal
_________
Yeah, the mannish and untalented Leslie Jones got all scared for her safety because Milo Yiannopoulos tweeted something mean and snarky about her.
Posted by: Furious George at June 19, 2017 11:54 AM (j+dfT)
Driver dead
Driver "Known to officials"
AK-47 found in trunk
Vehicle exploded on impact.
And now for sports...Brad.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 11:54 AM (i/+aM)
I'm sorry, we're receiving word that Brad's been totaled. Over to Chuck for traffic!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 11:55 AM (0mRoj)
Trust me you don't want to go up that alley
Posted by: Web Hubbell at June 19, 2017 11:55 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 11:55 AM (czuvT)
^this is why I come here!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2017 11:55 AM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 19, 2017 11:55 AM (3myMJ)
^this is why I come here!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2017 11:55 AM (yTnCT)
And Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 11:55 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 19, 2017 11:56 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 11:42 AM (aT+Bx)
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Thanks for this, shibumi. I'm listening to it now.
And congratulations on using "CIA agent" correctly. A pet peeve of mine.
Posted by: bluebell ~ send us your recipes! at June 19, 2017 11:56 AM (sBOL1)
Driver dead
Driver "Known to officials"
AK-47 found in trunk
Vehicle exploded on impact.
----
Motive is, unfortunately, totally unknown.
The assailants name was not released, due to fear of backlash.
FIFY
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 11:57 AM (aT+Bx)
And the dragon is cuter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2017 11:57 AM (LeI1X)
"Yurasis Dragon"*
IN
"And Your Tits Are Too!"
Coming Soon to a theater near you!
*Callback to last thread
Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2017 11:57 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2017 11:57 AM (yTnCT)
Oddly enough, I don't recall ever typing that line before in my life
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 11:57 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2017 11:57 AM (oVJmc)
And then there was Jessica Chastain who tied her terrible Miss Sloan movie to Hillary's campaign by using the "nasty woman" phrase in promos, interviews. How'd that work out?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 11:57 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 11:58 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 19, 2017 11:58 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 19, 2017 11:58 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: bluebell ~ send us your recipes! at June 19, 2017 11:58 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 11:58 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 11:59 AM (czuvT)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 19, 2017 11:59 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2017 11:57 AM (oVJmc)
Using her Lasso of "what difference at this point does it make"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 11:59 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2017 11:59 AM (yTnCT)
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 12:00 PM (UmSfZ)
Which is not an invitation to do so, if anyone is wondering.
Posted by: bluebell ~ send us your recipes! at June 19, 2017 12:00 PM (sBOL1)
Thanks for this, shibumi. I'm listening to it now.
And congratulations on using "CIA agent" correctly. A pet peeve of mine.
Posted by: bluebell ~ send us your recipes! at June 19, 2017 11:56 AM
Actually, the guy is former KGB... kind of odd that I wrote CIA.
And by odd I mean a total Freudian slip.
It starts off slow, but the last 20 minutes or so are actually pretty terrifying, since he is describing what is happening in the US right now very accurately.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:00 PM (aT+Bx)
epcv fiwbyrtpoiwvye vwepoirtyweoipruty vbwperotwertertwertb eg
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2017 11:52 AM (yTnCT)
_________
huh?
Posted by: IP
Looks Welsh.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 12:01 PM (vZ0KM)
Gendarmes caused a poor Muslim burn to death by driving so slow that he ran into their car.
Posted by: Lefties Everywhere at June 19, 2017 12:01 PM (j+dfT)
In her position thanks to her drunken, philandering husband, wants power so badly it's driven her mad (will do *anything* to attain/keep it), and oh yeah, not even half as competent as she thinks she is.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 12:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 19, 2017 12:02 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2017 12:02 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 19, 2017 12:03 PM (z6syl)
In her position thanks to her drunken, philandering husband, wants power so badly it's driven her mad (will do *anything* to attain/keep it), and oh yeah, not even half as competent as she thinks she is.
Lord no! No "walk of atonement". Please!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 12:03 PM (vZ0KM)
Becuase their job is to monitor people.
They're crime monitors.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:03 PM (aT+Bx)
Why isn't Wonder Womans attendance up by 50% since I endorsed it!!???
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Arms Racketeer, Uranium Peddler at June 19, 2017 12:03 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: bluebell ~ send us your recipes! at June 19, 2017 12:03 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 12:03 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 12:04 PM (czuvT)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 19, 2017 12:04 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: madamemayhem
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Congratulations!
*I keep forgetting that there are children here*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 12:04 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: bluebell ~ send us your recipes! at June 19, 2017 12:00 PM (sBOL1)
No, that sounds like something one of those rah-rah progressive sites would do. Without irony.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 19, 2017 12:05 PM (z6syl)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 12:05 PM (czuvT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2017 12:05 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 12:04 PM (ZO497)
---------
Come sit in the rocking chair next to me.
Posted by: bluebell ~ send us your recipes! at June 19, 2017 12:06 PM (sBOL1)
IT NEVER ENDS WITH THAT SATANIC BITCH!
Posted by: RKae at June 19, 2017 12:06 PM (7cEGe)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2017 12:06 PM (dTmdP)
Thank you for not having the photo show any lower. (SHUDDER!!!)
Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2017 12:06 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 12:06 PM (i/+aM)
the IgnoDaughter. It's well done. My only criticism is that it has no
Falling Men / Women. This has been put down the collective memory
hole.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 19, 2017 12:02 PM (+7/1f)
We went there a couple of months ago. As I reported here, my husband and I stood in stunned silence watching a video replay of the second plane hitting the South Tower.
My husband walked away, and as I turned to leave, three young, swarthy men began watching it, elbowing each other, and chuckling. I couldn't find a damned security guard anywhere. By the time I got my husband over to point them out, they had disappeared.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
In her position thanks to her drunken, philandering husband, wants power so badly it's driven her mad (will do *anything* to attain/keep it), and oh yeah, not even half as competent as she thinks she is.
Lord no! No "walk of atonement". Please!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 12:03 PM (vZ0KM)
She is Ma Ma of the Ma Ma gang.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 12:07 PM (ckk1c)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 12:08 PM (czuvT)
The Dems really need to run people that are unknown to the general
public so they can lie about what they would do if elected...otherwise
they lose.
Hillary - in the public eye forever, loses
Obama - obscure state senator, wins
Kerry - in the public eye forever, loses
Gore - in the public eye forever, loses
Bill - obscure state governor, wins
Dukakis - state governor of a hardcore leftwing state, loses
Mondale - in the public eye forever, loses
Carter - obscure state governor, won the first time
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2017 11:52 AM (eSx+E)
Hey, what about me?
Posted by: Romneybot 2020 at June 19, 2017 12:08 PM (tbOMB)
This is getting un-Bearable.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 12:08 PM (472BW)
The delusion is strong with her. Among other things, she helped the growth of ISIS and, together with Libya, had a big hand inc creating the Syrian refugee crisis which is the Biggest International Bad in decades.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 19, 2017 12:08 PM (+7/1f)
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Gotcha.
Strangely enough, I know the difference between an agent and an officer/employee. But it's probably something I don't think about.
There are a few videos from him, this is the other one that Insomniac linked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA
I'm watching it right now.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:09 PM (aT+Bx)
=====
Since when would HClinton allow her hair to be 'Midwestern' gray? Still trying to track down that reference because I find people with bad dye jobs (even if expensive) are worse than gray.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 19, 2017 12:10 PM (MIKMs)
I must have missed the scene in Wonder Woman were she propels through the air into a Chevy Suburban and is sped away for medical treatment.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 12:11 PM (HTdUD)
Now rumors of a Paddington Station attack with shouts of Aloah Snackbar.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 12:06 PM (i/+aM)
London is doomed...Teresa May is not going to last through the summer as PM is my guess.
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 12:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 12:11 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 19, 2017 12:12 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: I See A Firey Lake In Her Future at June 19, 2017 12:12 PM (ndGCC)
fighting to save the world from a massive international disaster is
right up my alley."
I guess in wonder woman II they reveal her rapey husband whose coattails she rides, instead of the invisible plane, and her politically expedient, howdy doody lookalike spawn. That should make bank.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 12:13 PM (tbOMB)
And Wonder Woman didn't get elected, either. Yet another parallel!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 12:13 PM (SRKgf)
/shoots OM in the knee
/shoots political establishment in the knee
/considers saving one for himself
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 19, 2017 12:13 PM (AM1GF)
http://legalinsurrection.com/2017/06/r-i-p-flounder/
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at June 19, 2017 12:14 PM (LISuA)
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Yes. Were YOU the one that linked the videos? I keep giving Insomniac credit, but it was you, wasn't it?
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:14 PM (aT+Bx)
/shoots OM in the knee
/shoots political establishment in the knee
/considers saving one for himself
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 19, 2017 12:13 PM (AM1GF)
Looks like no more adventuring for me
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 12:14 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: madamemayhem
50? Happy Birthday. May your year be filled with joy! Now, get off my lawn. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 12:14 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2017 12:14 PM (IqV8l)
A few hours ago; dude was arrested.
>>https://twitter.com/BTP/status/876777918206226432
Suuuuuure.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2017 12:14 PM (wwL6Q)
But he wanted to get off the dollar, so, of course, he had to die.
Thanks, Hillary, for making America "the Great Satan" that the Middle East says we are.
Posted by: RKae at June 19, 2017 12:14 PM (7cEGe)
This is getting un-Bearable.
Posted by: garrett
ISWYDT
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (O7MnT)
Nice albatross you have around your neck, Mr. Donkey. Real pungent, too.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (nDuFr)
Now rumors of a Paddington Station attack with shouts of Aloah Snackbar.
--
Oh yeah, there was an attack.
Aloha Snackbar shouted.
As expected, Daily Mail reporting that the man was "mentally unstable."
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (aT+Bx)
!!Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (SRKgf)
The ads here are pretty but news is old by the time one can get a page to load.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 19, 2017 12:16 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2017 12:16 PM (GiKl2)
--
Oh yeah, there was an attack.
Aloha Snackbar shouted.
As expected, Daily Mail reporting that the man was "mentally unstable."
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (aT+Bx)
Yet another instance of Islamophilia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 12:16 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet!
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Do you get wafers with it?
Posted by: RKae at June 19, 2017 12:16 PM (7cEGe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 12:16 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 19, 2017 12:17 PM (w/Ql0)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2017 12:17 PM (y7DUB)
That's what pretty much everybody has been calling it these days.
Posted by: Corona at June 19, 2017 12:17 PM (RdEp6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (SRKgf)
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You're talking about grammie winger, aren't you.
Posted by: bluebell ~ send us your recipes! at June 19, 2017 12:17 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: I See A Firey Lake In Her Future at June 19, 2017 12:12 PM (ndGCC)
That's a mean thing to say about that little lizard.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 12:18 PM (hLRSq)
Attacks everywhere else by Muzzies: We may never know the motivations
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 12:18 PM (PY9jH)
That's what pretty much everybody has been calling it these days.
Posted by: Corona
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Help me find my car keys and we can drive out.
Posted by: RKae at June 19, 2017 12:18 PM (7cEGe)
Trying to figure out why they avoid them so easily.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 19, 2017 12:18 PM (3myMJ)
Normally, I'd just laugh at this, but the climax of the new Wonder Woman movie-
has WW scooping up a huge pile of cash from Putin after giving the Russians 20% of US uranium stocks. so they can build nukes to bomb the US with,
then her husband Drunkus Rapetor, King of the Amazons sails off the Pedo Island.
So, yeah. Exactly like Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2017 12:18 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 12:03 PM (vZ0KM)
I could have gone without that imagery. Thanks
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2017 12:19 PM (jxbfJ)
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I heard of him a long time ago, but never got around to watching the videos.
OMG.
He is terrifying.
Thank you so much for reminding everyone of this guy.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:19 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2017 12:19 PM (IqV8l)
Romanian + theft = Dirty gypsy.
**crosses arms and spits, as is the custom**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 12:19 PM (TwwWO)
136 I suppose we should be glad that OMuse didn't photoshop Hillary's face onto Wonder Woman's body.
Posted by: bluebell ~ send us your recipes! at June 19, 2017 12:00 PM (sBOL1)
Now, if OMuse put her mug on the Penguin's body - the one that Danny Devito played - that would be OK
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2017 12:20 PM (jxbfJ)
What if they say, or imply, that he was under the influence...then his friends and family get mad at the suggestion that he was drinking...and they decide to...backlash, shall we say?
Could see that happening, no?
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2017 12:20 PM (wwL6Q)
The difference being that people have seen Wonder Woman in Wisconsin.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (SRKgf)
_______
ISWYDT... clever
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 12:21 PM (UmSfZ)
/shoots OM in the knee
/shoots political establishment in the knee
/considers saving one for himself
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 19, 2017 12:13 PM (AM1GF)
You're going to shoot yourself in the knee?
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 12:21 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (qES5k)
Literal, or figurative. Just asking... for a friend.
Posted by: Itchy at June 19, 2017 12:21 PM (b2jHL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She needs a "Go straight to Jesus" moment.
Posted by: RKae at June 19, 2017 12:22 PM (7cEGe)
9 Hillary needs a "Come to Jesus" moment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (qES5k)
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*squirt*
Posted by: Anthony Weiner, I've found religion, don't jail me. at June 19, 2017 12:23 PM (+IgXy)
Once they sober up, sure.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 12:23 PM (vZ0KM)
104 Hillary needs to put the necklace back on.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2017 11:53 AM (VdICR)
*snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2017 12:23 PM (XWkhW)
You're over, Hillary. Face it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 12:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 12:23 PM (SRKgf)
And your horse-faced daughter of dubious paternity is not happening, either. She has the charm of a splintered toilet seat.
The intellect of one also.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 12:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (hLRSq)
'Douche' is not a word allowed in the Hillary compound. Besides, making sure Hillary is not pungent was/is Huma's job.
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2017 12:25 PM (L1/KB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
15 minutes in the Agony Booth can save you 15% on your motorcycle insurance
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 19, 2017 12:25 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 12:03 PM (vZ0KM)
...
Walker of Atonement.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2017 12:26 PM (yL25O)
Go straight to Jesus. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200,000 speaking fee.
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 19, 2017 12:26 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 12:26 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 19, 2017 12:27 PM (3myMJ)
Are you wishing that she dies immediately?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 12:27 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 12:28 PM (h/UgS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 12:28 PM (qES5k)
Hillary needs a "Come to Jesus" moment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 11:38 AM (qES5k)
There's always a couple of buffers between Frau Gruppencankles and her lawn care specialists.......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2017 12:28 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2017 12:28 PM (GiKl2)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 12:28 PM (7uYFy)
So, yeah. Exactly like Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2017 12:18 PM (NyJwR)
....
C'mon. Spoilers.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2017 12:29 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: The Man From Hope at June 19, 2017 12:29 PM (LV/t7)
Cause of death - Sleep Apnea.
No shit. Ya think?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 12:30 PM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: The Man From Hope at June 19, 2017 12:29 PM (LV/t7)
Well, the dragon is about the right size.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 12:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Man From Hope
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It is.
Are we looking at the same picture?
Posted by: RKae at June 19, 2017 12:30 PM (7cEGe)
I see nothing about you coming to religious faith, Anthony. If you are anything other than a slightly cultural Jew, it's not apparent and even if you had a religious conversion to being a Jewish person of deep faith or a Christian one, it wouldn't obviate the need for you to confess your sins and repent.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 12:30 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 12:28 PM (h/UgS)
Eh, that's a suicide right there.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 12:31 PM (RD7QR)
No shit. Ya think?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 12:30 PM (vZ0KM)
Overdose, pass out, stop breathing = sleep apnea.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 12:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2017 12:32 PM (qJhUV)
And a Zombie-Hillary can shuffle into a van under its own power instead of being tossed in it like a 140lb bag of maggot-infested lima beans.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 19, 2017 12:32 PM (88jeI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 12:32 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 12:32 PM (h/UgS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 12:34 PM (qES5k)
Reminded running across Mad Magazine spoof called the Odd Father. The shoot out in the restaurant. Bullets and bodies everywhere. And something about it being listed as natural causes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2017 12:34 PM (GiKl2)
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 12:35 PM (UmSfZ)
Perhaps someone will be saying that about him one day...
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 12:35 PM (h/UgS)
Hollywood is a bunch of young and geriatric drug addicts, apparently. And they wonder why their politics are soundly rejected.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 12:32 PM (h/UgS)
Soundly rejected?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 19, 2017 12:35 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 12:31 PM (hLRSq)
Is that what they call it now?
Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at June 19, 2017 12:35 PM (7uYFy)
Animal House's Flounder has finished his run. Dean Wermer couldn't be reached for comment.
http://legalinsurrection.com/2017/06/r-i-p-flounder/
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at June 19, 2017 12:14 PM (LISuA)
RIP, sir.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 12:35 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Chelsea "Chubble" Clinton at June 19, 2017 12:36 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 12:32 PM (h/UgS)
Soundly rejected?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 19, 2017 12:35 PM (lKyWE)
Drugs are bad anytime, but at her age?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 12:36 PM (7uYFy)
I see nothing about you coming to religious faith, Anthony. If you are anything other than a slightly cultural Jew, it's not apparent and even if you had a religious conversion to being a Jewish person of deep faith or a Christian one, it wouldn't obviate the need for you to confess your sins and repent.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 12:30 PM (qES5k)
Nothing like an indictment to trigger a sudden bout of religious fervor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 12:37 PM (SRKgf)
No, just riffing on the very Monopoly-sounding remark of another poster. He might have meant that, but I think the general sense of needing an immediate course correction is true.
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 19, 2017 12:38 PM (eXSOZ)
O/T - just saw that autopsy revealed Carrie Fisher had cocaine, heroin and Ecstacy in her system at time of death.
Whoa. She was old enough to know better than to be doing one of those drugs, let alone all three simultaneously.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 12:39 PM (NOIQH)
In her position thanks to her drunken, philandering husband, wants power so badly it's driven her mad (will do *anything* to attain/keep it), and oh yeah, not even half as competent as she thinks she is.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 12:01 PM (NOIQH)
THIS. All except the beauty part of course, and hopefully the incest. And both drink heavily.
Posted by: LizLem at June 19, 2017 12:41 PM (hvf9s)
And she never may be again
But ev'ry once in a while, at the far end of the dial
You can see her like she was back then.
In a soft close-up with her hair backlit
She seem to glow inside.
But something went wrong, cuz 40 years on
She took a lot of pills and died.
Posted by: Robbie Fulks Lyrics at June 19, 2017 12:44 PM (LV/t7)
Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2017 12:06 PM (V+03K)
Well, it would have to go to knee level to get an "R" rating.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 12:47 PM (XUcIQ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y977nw6b
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2017 12:16 PM (GiKl2)
There is an outside possibility that you are my spirit animal.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 19, 2017 12:50 PM (88jeI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
15 minutes in the Agony Booth can save you 15% on your motorcycle insurance
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2017 12:54 PM (LeI1X)
1. First came to public prominence in 1918
2. Was the creation of a man believed by his followers to be a god
3. Was responsible for the deaths of some public servants
4. Never slept with a man
Maybe Hillary is onto something.
Posted by: Ted K. at June 19, 2017 12:54 PM (I6Vm1)
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:15 PM (aT+Bx)
Well, that is a fact. Radical islam is a mental illness, but it's a socially-acquired and socially-supported mental illness, and that's the part the MSM doesn't want you to hear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 12:54 PM (XUcIQ)
**crosses arms and spits, as is the custom**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 12:19 PM (TwwWO)
I have worked with some Romanians, and they are not gypsies. Gypsies call themselves Roma, but they are of south Asian origin. Romanians are Slavs, and their nation was once a province of Rome, and Romanian is a latinate language.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 12:59 PM (XUcIQ)
Yeah, exactly. These days you can't believe any reports, especially the ones that say what you want to hear.
And Romanians hate Gypsies and hate being associated with them. For the record. Just about everyone hates Gypsies, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: l will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand at June 19, 2017 01:08 PM (uVmqw)
Posted by: Zon Toro at June 19, 2017 01:18 PM (82s/V)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 19, 2017 01:22 PM (eq0EU)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2017 01:31 PM (kIxPI)
Posted by: Radioactive Man at June 19, 2017 01:47 PM (NgMqF)
Posted by: RKae at June 19, 2017 12:14 PM (7cEGe)
I don't agree with the Obama/Clinton 'lead from behind' Libyan debacle that created a power vacuum exploitable by ISIS, but Gadhafi was directly and indirectly responsible for acts of terrorism that killed American citizens.
Killing him does not make us The Great Satan. As a matter of policy, we should kill more like him whenever the opportunity presents itself.
Posted by: troyriser at June 19, 2017 01:54 PM (Fw5cQ)
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Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2017 02:30 PM (Z4Gz5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1agMYcNNJPY
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