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Saturday Morning Weird News Dump (6/24/17)
You Morons entertain yourselves. Not only is it vacation Saturday, I've been off the grid and that means no internet as well.
No running with sharp objects
No talking with your mouth full
Play nice with one another
No pissing in the pool
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:56 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:59 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 07:59 AM (oVJmc)
A Lab with ZsaZsa's accent.
Smart? You bet. They can disobey in 12 languages.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2017 08:00 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: fluffy at June 24, 2017 08:00 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2017 08:02 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2017 08:02 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2017 08:03 AM (hQWkm)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 24, 2017 08:01 AM (H5rtT)
Only if you weigh more than she does and don't shit down your leg. But, that's just me.......I could be wrong. Ask any of the women in my life
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2017 08:03 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2017 08:04 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Johnny Depp at June 24, 2017 08:05 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:06 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (gwPgz)
Just keep going the way you and Pelosi are and we will see .
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 24, 2017 08:09 AM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:09 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2017 08:10 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2017 08:10 AM (tr2D7)
Just keep going the way you and Pelosi are and we will see .
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (Ot7+c)
The party for abortion, assisted suicide and rationed healthcare calls us what?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2017 08:11 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 24, 2017 08:11 AM (PduNE)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:12 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:12 AM (Ot7+c)
finest all around dog breeds. I still miss Prinz, though he's been gone
many a year!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (gwPgz)
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They are lovely, if you don't mind having a dog on crack. Or is that
Weimaraners?
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:13 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:13 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (lwiT4)
1. 1984
2. A Clockwork Orange
3. Fahrenheit 451
And toss in Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies as bonus material.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 07:53 AM (J+eG2)
I approve of VIA's summer reading list for all children and grand-chirren!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (tOV2w)
Very cute I would add.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (Ot7+c)
Next week I have to start at the new church I will be serving. They already know me because I was the "communion Queen" every first Sunday while the seminary student wasn't authorized to do that, and I also filled in for her for a month or so while she was on maternity leave. However, there is a problem. The seminary student asked a former pastor to fill for her because she needed someone to preach for two weeks until she starts at her new church. She didn't ask me because last week was Father's Day (A father handles that service)-and I have one woman show performances tomorrow.
This is the problem,. The person she asked doesn't like me but the seminary student didn't know that because the seminary student over me and I love her. The woman preaching tomorrow is retired. She preceded me at a former church and continued to visit parishioners at the hospital and at home after I had started there as a pastor. This is not allowed in our denomination. You are supposed to have a break from your old church for a year in order for the new pastor to be established in their ministry. She told me when I questioned her about it, "This transition will be a difficult one", she said. My response was "It will be more difficult if you continue to give pastoral care after you're officially gone." She did not respond well at all. So, anyway, I wish her grace and blessing in her life, but I don't want her to take a swipe at me as she goes out the door. I have no control over that, I know, but it's her choice on how she handles that. I am praying that she will extend grace to me.
Thanks for the prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (qES5k)
Thanks VIA and FS for the travel prayers for creeper.
And now, since I've a second cup, I noticed I need to rid my self of that Hong Kong book of Kung Fu sock...
Things left to do...
Wash the ride
Load up some gear
Eat
Shower up
Remove clothes from dryer when done
And I've got 4 hours
Another relaxing Saturday before 3 hours of the second best therapy in the world,,, at least for me.
You can also pray I play well if so inclined.
Thanks again
Posted by: teej at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (w45mR)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (MZ65M)
Weimaraners?
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:13 AM (lwiT4)
IIRC, The Weimaraner was "stabilized" by cross-breeding with Viszlas, so yes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (gwPgz)
Those hurt.
And it takes a long time for the hurt to fade.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:16 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: pep at June 24, 2017 08:16 AM (LAe3v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:16 AM (qES5k)
Was wondering when you would notice that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:17 AM (J+eG2)
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Condolences, Russkiltlover.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2017 08:18 AM (Sfs6o)
Sorry about your canine family member. May you receive strength and healing in your loss.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:18 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2017 08:18 AM (tr2D7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:15 AM (qES5k)
Prayers up for peace and grace in your new church!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:19 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:19 AM (oVJmc)
I'm so very sorry. I know how much it hurts to part with a beloved pet.
Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2017 08:20 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:20 AM (oVJmc)
I know a guy. Nuff said.
Posted by: pep at June 24, 2017 08:20 AM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 24, 2017 08:21 AM (tOV2w)
That's a Treat-Catcher funnel for one of our local dodo heads.
For the other, it's the floor attachment for the hoover nose.
And did you ever wonder if dogs hear better with that thing on?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:21 AM (J+eG2)
LOL. I don't want someone to do a" hit" on her. She's really a rather charismatic person who cares about people and is a good preacher, but her need to be loved sometimes gets in her way and the way of others.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:22 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:22 AM (J+eG2)
down last night and she loved nothing better than pounce on me Sat and
Sun mornings with that same wakey-wakey face. During the week when I'm
getting up for work she would be sound asleep but come the weekend it's
a campaign from first light.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 24, 2017 08:14 AM (tOV2w)
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I'm so sorry, Russkilitlover.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:23 AM (lwiT4)
Thank for the prayers, Hrothgar and Tonypete and anyone else who cares to pray.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:24 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 24, 2017 08:24 AM (WpPbD)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:24 AM (MZ65M)
I'm glad for you both that you have a great sense of humor. please let us know which role you take on
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:26 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Corndog at June 24, 2017 08:27 AM (V2CIU)
Obama got 95/96 percent of the black vote with heavy turnout. Scankles only got 88% of the black vote with low turnout. That cost her in states like NC.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 08:27 AM (mpXpK)
My dad was in Laos a few years. Got 2 vizslas from departing colleague. He was besotted. Loved those dogs. My dad liked dogs, but not like this. It was great to see. Beautiful dogs.
Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (OU4q6)
Nothing takes God by surprise. Even if the situation stands as is, and she does not show grace, the good part is that you can. So many times the Apostle Paul found himself in similar situations, and he did okay
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Corndog at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (V2CIU)
45 minutes later, everybody is breakfasted, medicated, and had another go in the yard. This violence is exhausting and they are ready for a well-deserved nap.
Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (V+03K)
Thanks very much. It's really only doing a service next Sunday. I expect through Gods grace it (the service)will be fine. It's great you go to support your F-I-L. People appreciate having loved ones there to support them.
I will continue to keep you and your family in prayer at this time of transition. May rough places be made smooth. May there be blessing and healing in whatever ways are needed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:30 AM (qES5k)
Just keep going the way you and Pelosi are and we will see .
Posted by: Skip
I believe Pope John Paul II referred to people like Hillary as the "culture of death".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 08:30 AM (xAvrH)
What happens when they learn to tag-team it, and the short one stands on the old one's back to get on the bed?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:32 AM (J+eG2)
Dennis Prager brought up a theory that children brought up without discipline crave it in their adult life and tend to totalaterizim.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:32 AM (Ot7+c)
And we've finally picked out a song. I told him there will be much twirling. I bought a dress specifically made for twirling.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:32 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 08:33 AM (mpXpK)
Hope it is a really good day with lots of sales.
Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 08:33 AM (OU4q6)
Thanks; I know God is in it. I was praying that God would open additional ministry opportunities for me, and within an hour my boss called and asked me to serve there as Pastor when I wasn't really looking to go back into the church every week. I was concentrating on the drama ministry.
When people have spoken to me about her at that church I have always said, "Pastor ____ has a warm pastoral manner" which she does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:34 AM (qES5k)
I believe General Honore admonished people like her to not be stuck on stupid.
But I could be wrong.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:34 AM (J+eG2)
I think they are really special dogs, and I'm one that thinks all dogs are special!
Now off to chores.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 08:34 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:35 AM (MZ65M)
Jewells, it sounds like your jewelry business is really taking off. I'm so glad for you.
Russkiltlover, I'll add my condolences about the loss of your dog. So hard.
Teej, you're playing today? And creeper is coming? Good luck to you, and tell her I say hello. Haven't seen her here in ages, and I miss her.
Fenelon, I will pray for you, and of course, grammie is right - you will do the right thing regardless of what she does, and that is what is going to make the difference.
Pookysgirl, I'm glad yesterday is over, and that you two will get Pookette back soon and you will all be together. And keeping a sense of humor through this whole thing is wonderful. It makes a big difference.
*gulps coffee*
Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:35 AM (sBOL1)
We should start doing the one-dollar-bet (Trading Places) about when things will come to a head.
When Trump ends the Korean war?
When Kurdistan-in-Levant becomes the ME stabilizer?
When US Federal spending decreases in real terms?
When China outlaws communist party?
Posted by: Mudd at June 24, 2017 08:36 AM (HGnpK)
Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2017 08:28 AM (V+03K)
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"They" are ready for a nap, or "you" are???
Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:36 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:37 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at June 24, 2017 08:37 AM (ylUqT)
Government statistics released Friday showed that more than 25,000 refugees were permitted to enter and reside in the United States at the end of the Obama administration. In the initial months under President Trump, the number fell to 13,000. Countries of origin were largely unchanged. In both periods, two-thirds of the arrivals came from five countries: the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Syria, Iraq, Somalia and Myanmar.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2017 08:38 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:32 AM (lwiT4)
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grammie, I am so excited for you. I know you've been looking forward to this wedding, and that you love your soon-to-be daughter-in-law. I hope the day is absolutely perfect.
And if there is some way you can let us see a picture of you in your dress, like our Christmas card picture you posted here last year, that would be the icing on the cake.
Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:39 AM (sBOL1)
Prayers for you FS. Grace abounds.
BTW, sounds like the "departing" pastor has the same take on transition as Obama.
Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 08:39 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:40 AM (MZ65M)
Its that generic 'Russian Plot' that no one has ever stated What the F' they did.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:40 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 08:41 AM (6FqZa)
Sounds like one grammie might be able to use
Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:41 AM (sBOL1)
Have a great week folks!
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 24, 2017 08:42 AM (WMIUB)
Its that generic 'Russian Plot' that no one has ever stated What the F' they did.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:40 AM (Ot7+c)
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If we replace the word 'plot' with 'pile of horse crap' it all makes sense
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 08:41 AM (6FqZa)
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And you two gentlemen have encapsulated the whole thing in two pithy comments. Well done.
Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Well, if taking a swig of rum out of the bottle and then a swig of coke out of it's bottle and calling it a rum and coke does, then your recipe counts.
Wait! Bad example. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (tr2D7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (MZ65M)
Some pastors need a good throat-punching, but that's an entirely different story. Bottom line: pastors are people and people generally suck.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2017 08:43 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:44 AM (Ot7+c)
What can I say
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11876840
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:44 AM (J+eG2)
The news that southwest L.A.'s Rodeo Road may soon be renamed Obama Boulevard" was received positively by residents of the surrounding Crenshaw district.
Trump? "No one wants a Donald Trump Road, Wilson responded. "Jeez."
Some are now saying it should be a more important street/avenue in LA, like maybe a downtown ave.
Posted by: Colin at June 24, 2017 08:44 AM (1I4zu)
picture of you in your dress, like our Christmas card picture you posted
here last year, that would be the icing on the cake.
Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:39 AM (sBOL1)
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I'll try to remember how I did it before - LOL !! I'll try to get my shoes in there too!
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:45 AM (lwiT4)
Brought to you by former AG now Senator Kamala Harris.
Someone has to think of a good snarky nickname for her.
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Let's see, she's a Democrat , right?
How 'bout..... Liar.
Or perhaps:
*Dana Carvey*
SAAAATAN!
*/Dana Carvey*
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (RQP0C)
It just seems creepy to me, but I know it's done.
Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (Zs4uk)
http://www.planetf1.com/live/
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (Ot7+c)
Stick with Morons, and 'Ettes.
We're "Special".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Corndog at June 24, 2017 08:47 AM (V2CIU)
Hi bluebell, They want the nap but it sets an example for me!
Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2017 08:47 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:48 AM (sBOL1)
It just seems creepy to me, but I know it's done"
Where is it coming from?
Who is the intended user?
I know that Mrs VIA would never accept a used mattress.
But she's classy like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:48 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:48 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:45 AM (lwiT4)
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Darn right you'll get the shoes in there. The jewelry too.
Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:49 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (lwiT4)
No, people don't generally suck. All of us have both good and bad within us-and we all do things we shouldn't and regret. We also do things that show the light of Christ If iIthought people generally 'sucked", rather than that we are all sinners in need of God's grace and that God loves us and wants to be in relationship with us, I would n't be a pastor. And no, i don't need a throat punching-I need people who cal me to accountability. in love
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (qES5k)
Maybe we should believe her. I mean, what modern politician knows more about having people killed, intentionally or unintentionally than Hillary 'Arkancide' Rodham Clinton?
Posted by: JB1000 at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (3acYM)
The most they'll commit to is trolling the internet with 'disinformation.' You know, telling people what a crook Hillary was.
But they keep it vague so people will think 'hacked machines and changed votes.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (oVJmc)
Bugs Bunny and Martians (thugs)
Smile biggly at Martians
Martians smile back
Glare at Martians
Martians glare back
Bugs Bunny taught me all my social skills
Posted by: Mudd at June 24, 2017 08:50 AM (HGnpK)
Posted by: bluebell - don't resist me, much! at June 24, 2017 08:49 AM (sBOL1)
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Rev bought me $400 dollars worth of jewelry. Can you believe it? I bought the necklace in a shop downtown (on his card, natch) and he said, why don't you go back for the earrings and bracelet too?
I rationalized it by calculating all the food we didn't eat since we got married.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:52 AM (lwiT4)
Don't know why anyone would want to take the chance, but to kill off any bedbugs, place in small room with a couple of space heaters - easier in summer. Close all windows, try to maintain 100 degree temperature for an hour or so.
Critters 'can't take the heat'.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 24, 2017 08:52 AM (PduNE)
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:53 AM (lwiT4)
They are lovely, if you don't mind having a dog on crack. Or is that
Weimaraners?
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:13 AM (lwiT4)
Sporting dogs in general ("Great day for hunting! Let's play two!") Give me our lazy sighthounds any day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2017 08:53 AM (dLMUB)
The news that southwest L.A.'s Rodeo Road may soon be renamed Obama Boulevard" was received positively by residents of the surrounding Crenshaw district.
California should just change the name of their state to Obamaville.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 08:55 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Motel by Airport at June 24, 2017 08:55 AM (bc2Lc)
I rationalized it by calculating all the food we didn't eat since we got married.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 08:52 AM (lwiT4)
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Plus, he was able to lost those 15? 25? I forget - pounds he wanted to. Thus proving that marrying you was obviously the best decision of his life. And $400 worth of jewelry - yes indeed, that better be in the picture too!
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 08:56 AM (sBOL1)
You know the rules:
No running with sharp objects
No talking with your mouth full
Play nice with one another
No pissing in the pool
You just want to suck the joy out of everything, don't you?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2017 08:56 AM (iFZVz)
Don'r do it!! I don't read on the internet about the wife of the minister assaulting people. :^)
You could always pray "let this thorn be removed from my side" Maybe they'll decide to go to another church or maybe they'll have a a conversion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 08:56 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 08:58 AM (MZ65M)
But...check with some of the others.
Several claim that they themselves fumigate used furniture and mattresses before offering them for purchase.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:58 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (Ot7+c)
Methinks you misinterpreted what he was saying.
After Lacey got her first Best in Show, Her Majesty called me from the road. "A vendor can make me a special piece of jewelry for $X,XXX. Can I get it?" Sure, I said laughingly. The next American Express bill comes and there's a charge for $X,XXX. "But you said!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (p1kLq)
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (sBOL1)
No shit.
How bout Don't chew with your mouth full.
And Don't swim with your mouth open.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:59 AM (J+eG2)
Vacation, have to get away...
Mornin' Horde. My annual July vacay begins one week from now and probate probably clears after. I'll tell y'all, a few months back I didn't think I'd make it to this point, but by the grace of God, many prayers, and one rather astute decision by the brother I've groused at periodically I've made it this far, at least.
So I'm kicking back and relaxing as I can and being thankful for the good things. People are flawed, but they can still be awesome...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (66CWr)
MH -- great photo. Can't have doggehs now, but that pix made my day. That's some nose!
Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (OU4q6)
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Yep. 25 pounds. He didn't think he could do it, but with my encouragement (nagging) and healthy cooking (dump pre-made salad in a bowl) he's at 185. I took a side picture of him this morning and his belly is completely flat!
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (lwiT4)
What is the best character in Lego Star Wars? Darth Vader.
Wars in Ukraine and Syria would be over already if President of Russia Putin was as powerful as the claim. Hillary and company rigged the election and can't believe she lost because her and her policies are universally unpopular.
eg Democrats are projecting themselves on President Trump. They cheated and still lost so they think President Trump cheated better than they did.
Posted by: Mudd at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (HGnpK)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (hMwEB)
Someone has to think of a good snarky nickname for her.
Skamala Harridan. Or Kamalissa Harris-Perry. I also liked freaked's one: Kamalat. Maybe Kamala Toe?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:01 AM (xAvrH)
We're "Special".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (J+eG2)
As in "Special Education", "Special Needs"' etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2017 09:01 AM (p1kLq)
Good to hear a good word. May you have a wonderful time on your vacation and may probate be cleared smoothly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 09:01 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:02 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 09:02 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 09:04 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (TPimP)
That's Lower Chest Development!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:02 AM (J+eG2)
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He put on a pair of pants this morning that still had the tags on them, because they didn't fit. Today they fit. He's got a nice looking butt. I'm shallow like that.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Leslie at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (XDUfX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 24, 2017 09:00 AM (66CWr)
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Your whole comment fills me with joy. I'm so happy for you. It's been a long road, I know. Hallelujah.
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (sBOL1)
(delete space)
http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/23/ army-tank-has-covfefe-stamped-on-the-gun-photo/
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 09:07 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 09:07 AM (lwiT4)
Plenty of Obamavilles in Hawaii too.
"When the governor of Hawaii announced his plan this week to buy the state's homeless one-way tickets to the continental U.S., it was the latest in a series of efforts aimed at curbing the Aloha State's massive homeless problem."
Don't know about Chicago. Brutal winters?
Posted by: Mudd at June 24, 2017 09:08 AM (HGnpK)
Amazing. Every freaking day the MFM is obsessed with Trump's "NEW
APPROVAL RATING"!! Bing is no different this morning. Did they
constantly bang the drum everyday with Jug Ears McFuckstick's approval?
Didn't think so. The entire left has been driven crazy. I agree with
Rush.....the MFM is driving the agenda of the commie left, and they
won't let up. Unreal.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2017 09:05 AM (TPimP)
Those approval ratings are just another POL. And we all know now that polls are not worth a shit.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (MZ65M)
California should just change the name of their state to Obamaville.
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Is there any Martin Luther King street that is not a
****hole? MLK Blvd in Detroit is crime central. I'd imagine an Obama road will become more of the same.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (RQP0C)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (xAvrH)
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Encouragement. I like that. When people accuse me of nagging them about submitting recipes, I'll just say I'm encouraging them. Thank you.
And did you all see the nifty countdown clock CBD put on the sidebar for us? It was qdpsteve's idea on the ONT last night, and I don't think it took CBD 30 seconds to get it up there.
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:10 AM (sBOL1)
Wasn't Hawaii also making noises about a universal living wage for all residents as well?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:10 AM (J+eG2)
He just got an apartment and doesn't have a stick of furniture, or anything else. In a week, his two oldest daughters are moving in with him (6 and 10), then a few weeks after that, his 4 year old moves in.
Of course, he's got a worthless girlfriend.
When he mentioned the mattresses yesterday, I just couldn't think of having those kids sleep on something like that.
Guess it's time for IKEA.
Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I'm quite familiar with that word. I always knew I was special. It gave me the confidence to enter into politics.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 24, 2017 09:13 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)
He just got an apartment and doesn't have a stick of furniture, or anything else. In a week, his two oldest daughters are moving in with him (6 and 10), then a few weeks after that, his 4 year old moves in.
Of course, he's got a worthless girlfriend.
When he mentioned the mattresses yesterday, I just couldn't think of having those kids sleep on something like that.
Guess it's time for IKEA.
Posted by: jwest
You should have hired a heroin-addled lesbian instead.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (ddrA7)
That would be Planned Parenthood's Margaret Sanger Award winner Hillary Clinton, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (xAvrH)
She's working at the restaurant. Couldn't ask for a better employee. Talented, happy, hard worker. 6 foot tall and loaded with tattoos.
Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (Zs4uk)
I bought her a mattress cover, the kind that will trap any nasties in there.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:17 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)
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You know what, Skip? Even though I live in the Peoples Republic of Northern Virginia, I haven't seen one yet. Not even at the wacky Unitarian Universalist church with the rainbow flags and pro-illegal immigrant signs. It's surely a matter of time for them, though. I can only think they are having a large one made to order and it's taking a while.
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:18 AM (sBOL1)
Yes - and it's provided in English, Spanish and Arabic.
The non-verbal message is: rob this house first, no way they have guns!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 09:18 AM (NOIQH)
Several claim that they themselves fumigate used furniture and mattresses before offering them for purchase.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 08:58 AM (J+eG2)
There are some manufacturers that take the guts of the inner-spring mattresses and use them for making new ones. It is just that they don't take the old mattresses retail.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (mkDpn)
Yup.
We give the addresses to the homeless.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)
they are around here too
so annoying
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (hMwEB)
The non-verbal message is: rob this house first, no way they have guns!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 09:18 AM (NOIQH)
there was someone talking about making replacement signs that look the same but with the Arabic saying . . . something different.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:16 AM (Zs4uk)
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jwest, that's great. Good for her, and good for you. So the restaurant biz is going well?
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (sBOL1)
Ewww. - a limerick
I'll tell you, but only in confidence
That New York judge reeks of incompetence
She leaked to the press
Her legal briefs are a mess
The result of her legal incontinence
You're welcome.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:21 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:21 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (sBOL1)
Business has almost doubled since we took over. There is a buzz around town that it's the "hip, trendy" new place for breakfast and lunch.
My high-powered architect has submitted the preliminary floorplans for the kitchen addition, so that's going to happen real soon. The wife and I are going to an auction warehouse today to look at a "TurboChef I3" oven that's only a year old. Hopefully, we can buy it and save about $8000.
Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 09:25 AM (B9kHd)
It's not like we haven't been trying.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:21 AM (J+eG2)
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Yeah. Who are you calling "not weird," buddy?
See you all later - off to do my exercise! Keep those recipes coming! I'm encouraging you to do so!
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:25 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:26 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:26 AM (sBOL1)
Around here I could claim it was aliens and sell tickets to the locals.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:27 AM (mvenn)
What's driving them bonkers is that they cannot break our president. He eats everything they throw at him and spits right back at them. Which reminds me that it's time to go to the White House web site and send another note of support.
Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2017 09:27 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:28 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2017 09:29 AM (jm1YL)
They're on about one out of every 10, 000 homes in my area. Which spells trouble for Trump in 2020 for sure.
I mean what chance could he possibly have with that groundswell of opinion?
/ reinserts tongue in cheek
/ or is it the other way around?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 24, 2017 09:29 AM (PduNE)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 24, 2017 09:24 AM (hMwEB)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9g97aa2
Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2017 09:30 AM (OFItL)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (mpXpK)
WE political junkies know that, but the average drone is being hit over the head with this day after day after day. I work in the media, engineering dept at a TV station, but we support the news department. So, I have an up close view of how the news is formulated every night. When the news director is a rabid anti Trump socialist bastard, the news will absolutely reflect his views. The woman who he replaced was cut from the same cloth. She and I had a rather heated discussion one time, and her statement to me was, "I vote democrat because I ike to help people". She didn't appreciate the laughter. Oh, and this is a major market Spanish station, part of the largest Spanish media network. luckily, most of my fellow engineering people are rather conservative.....and Anglo.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2017 09:31 AM (TPimP)
put on the sidebar for us? It was qdpsteve's idea on the ONT last
night, and I don't think it took CBD 30 seconds to get it up there.
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:10 AM
And yet, your name persists on The List, The List O' Shame.
I'll repeat my offer to send you a cookie recipe, if it gets you out of such dire straits.
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2017 09:32 AM (DMUuz)
Just keep going the way you and Pelosi are and we will see .
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 08:08 AM (Ot7+c)
The party for abortion, assisted suicide and rationed healthcare calls us what?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2017 08:11 AM (auHtY) "
Well said !
I am not the first to observe that those people do not know about logical consistency.
They also may not know about Freudian projection, but this they can do like naturals !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 24, 2017 09:32 AM (i81II)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)
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You know what, Skip? Even though I live in the Peoples Republic of
Northern Virginia, I haven't seen one yet. Not even at the wacky
Unitarian Universalist church with the rainbow flags and pro-illegal
immigrant signs. It's surely a matter of time for them, though. I can
only think they are having a large one made to order and it's taking a
while.
Posted by: bluebell - if your recipe's a hit, you must submit! at June 24, 2017 09:18 AM (sBOL1)
---------------------They're all over my little corner of NoVa. The hate that would be emanating from those homes if I'd put up a pro-Trump sign would probably burn the neighborhood down. The sign on the Unitarian church out my way proudly describes the place as a "Liberal" congregation. Also signs about how open-minded they are. Sure they are ...
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at June 24, 2017 09:33 AM (YidHP)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:34 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
Stop harshing my mellow.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:34 AM (xAvrH)
****hole? MLK Blvd in Detroit is crime central. I'd imagine an Obama road will become more of the same.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 24, 2017 09:09 AM (RQP0C)
No, because they always renamed a street in the black neighborhoods, and they were already crime-ridden. They did it for the same reasons Lincoln High School is always in the same neighborhoods.
Heck, a whole county in Washington renamed itself after MLK - King County. Which was originally named after Franklin Pierce's first Vice President, William R....King.
Had to do with becoming a territory and the Tacoma area (Pierce County) being the Northern Pacific railroad terminus and that area expected to be the "big" city because of that. Didn't work out.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 24, 2017 09:36 AM (17QyB)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife
If you want to get the measure of a church, go to their mission page on their website. If they describe themselves as "affirming and inclusive" they are a liberal cesspool.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:37 AM (xAvrH)
I had the same feeling from that picture, my two rat terriers, both gone now ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 24, 2017 09:39 AM (i81II)
Posted by: Muldoon
As usual, I'm simultaneously in awe of your genius and rolling my eyes at how horrible that was.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:40 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:41 AM (J+eG2)
When he mentioned the mattresses yesterday, I just couldn't think of having those kids sleep on something like that.
Guess it's time for IKEA.
Posted by: jwest at June 24, 2017 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)
Futons are much cheaper than mattresses, and they last about the same amount of time. Keep them off the ground with some sort of airspace and they don't mold.
They are a good starter thing, and I am sure your handyman could knock together some platforms for the kids.
I dropped a thousand on two mattresses and box springs and the damned things were useless. I went back to a futon and was much happier. I am about to build a platform so I can replace the useless box spring too, since it tends to sag in the bedframe.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2017 09:41 AM (mkDpn)
*****
Are we including cheddar cheese in this category?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:34 AM (mvenn)
Cheesey Man, Cheesey
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2017 09:41 AM (ZTRlp)
their mission page on their website. If they describe themselves as
"affirming and inclusive" they are a liberal cesspool.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:37 AM (xAvrH)
--------------Absolutely. Plus, the congregations are located in wealthy suburbs and are decidedly non-diverse.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at June 24, 2017 09:42 AM (YidHP)
Someone has to think of a good snarky nickname for her.
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Let's see, she's a Democrat , right?
How 'bout..... Liar.
Or perhaps:
*Dana Carvey*
SAAAATAN!
*/Dana Carvey*
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 24, 2017 08:46 AM (RQP0C)
This isn't a snarky nickname, but whenever I see her name I think Kamala my house, I'm gonna give you some candy.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 24, 2017 09:44 AM (dargh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:44 AM (J+eG2)
No kidding! Was at the dog park yesterday and an older woman I have seen/chatted with in the past was on her phone - ranting about those crazy Trump supporters who think he walks on water no matter what he does, how you just have to stand up to them, blah blah blah.
Funny, this Trump supporter was enjoying a walk with her dog - not raging in front of strangers.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 09:46 AM (NOIQH)
*****
Are we including cheddar cheese in this category?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:34 AM (mvenn)
NO!
Posted by: Mac N Cheese the Knife at June 24, 2017 09:47 AM (6hUAo)
Rosemary Clooney. I haven't heard that song in an age.
Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2017 09:47 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:48 AM (Ot7+c)
One of my favorite
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:49 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:49 AM (J+eG2)
Cheesey Man, Cheesey
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
*****
Speaking of running with cheese, this is awesome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEh3wz-92i4
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:50 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:53 AM (J+eG2)
No running with sharp objects
*****
Are we including cheddar cheese in this category?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 09:34 AM (mvenn)
That stinks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2017 09:54 AM (tbOMB)
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=mpn1anVPZsc
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 09:54 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 09:54 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2017 09:56 AM (TPimP)
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2017 09:57 AM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Dyslexic Don Ho at June 24, 2017 09:57 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 24, 2017 10:00 AM (0ecq3)
I've been thinking of asking if they stand with Republicans against Democrat terrorism . . .
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 24, 2017 10:03 AM (k4yrj)
Yup.
We give the addresses to the homeless.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 09:19 AM (J+eG2)
Yup....some old retired liberal moocher, who only paid a few bucks into the SSN ponzi scheme over his lifetime, and lives a few miles from me, has a sign in their yard which says, "Be Kind" with a big, ol' heart drawn underneath.
Libs just can't help telling other people what to do while they steal my cash.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2017 10:03 AM (5VlCp)
As I heat the kippers up, one egg rolls off the counter and smashes on the floor. Kippers and coffee for breakfast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2017 10:04 AM (+Dnrj)
I've been thinking of asking if they stand with Republicans against Democrat terrorism . . .
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 24, 2017 10:03 AM (k4yrj)
Or even with persecuted Christians in the Middle East.
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2017 10:05 AM (ANIFC)
We got one.
For the life of me, I can't figure out who/what they worship.
If anything.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:07 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:07 AM (QGoUX)
If anything.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:07 AM (J+eG2)
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Themselves, dear boy! Themselves!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:07 AM (QGoUX)
They are a good starter thing, and I am sure your handyman could knock together some platforms for the kids.
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Seconded!
Sometimes you can find twin size futons and they are much more kid-friendly and take up less floor space -- with sheets and stuff cheap and colorful.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 24, 2017 10:08 AM (MIKMs)
"
Maybe you could put up a sign that reads "Everyone in that house is unarmed", with an arrow pointing towards them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:08 AM (J+eG2)
-- When everyones back is turned put multiple drops of chlorine detecting solution in test kit. Return kit to storage spot.
-- Casually mention that ''I'm sure you guys don't pee in the pool''
-- Receive many assurances that they don't.
-- Brag about ability to skim pee 'right off the top of the pool'
-- Grab test kit and move to pool surface
-- Pretend to intently skim just the surface of water.
-- Once water with even slightest amount of chlorine goes into test kit water turns bright yellow
-- Hold test kit aloft and go ''A ha!''
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 24, 2017 10:09 AM (PduNE)
I've been thinking of asking if they stand with Republicans against Democrat terrorism . . .
Posted by: Trimegistus
I'm surprised the UUs haven't died out yet. And if they can rationalize pro-gay and pro-Islam, chances are they could rationalize Democrat terrorism while claiming to be all about peace and love.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 10:09 AM (xAvrH)
I guess that's better than the Three Wolves Spirit Shirt alter that I was envisioning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:09 AM (J+eG2)
They don't get up until you get up.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:19 AM
So if a bassador is an early riser, does that make it an AMbassador?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2017 10:10 AM (n6g6t)
the SSN ponzi scheme over his lifetime, and lives a few miles from me,
has a sign in their yard which says, "Be Kind" with a big, ol' heart
drawn underneath.
"
Someone adding "Rewind" to his sign would be funny.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 10:11 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:11 AM (J+eG2)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauntlet_(glove)
Fingerless gauntlets and black manicure would be very Metal indeed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:12 AM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at June 24, 2017 10:12 AM (xAvrH)
with glowering supervillain eyes and gauntleted fist that reads "I WILL
DESTROY YOU!!" next to one of the love/inclusion signs?
Maybe just one that says: "Trust, but verify"?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 10:12 AM (NOIQH)
*Slow clap*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:11 AM
I'll be here all weekend. Try the veal!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2017 10:12 AM (n6g6t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 10:12 AM (X8n03)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2017 10:12 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 24, 2017 10:13 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 10:11 AM (6hUAo)
Hahaha...now that my friend is pure genius! I think will wave a 20 dollar bill in the trailer park behind him and see if any utes want to make some money the old fashioned way.
Have spray paint, will travel.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2017 10:14 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: The Chicken at June 24, 2017 10:14 AM (J+eG2)
If anything.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:07 AM
No worries. They can't either. I recall a big argument here in Boston at what I assume is their mother 'church' as it were. They were arguing over whether to make a definitive statement that they did, in fact, believe in God. Yeah. I got nuthin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2017 10:16 AM (n6g6t)
http://tinyurl.com/qybcear
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 10:17 AM (qES5k)
Try the Matress in a Box. I've heard a lot of good things about it and you can try it for 100 days and return it if you don't like it.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 10:17 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2017 10:17 AM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2017 10:12 AM
Good Morning! Say Oorah to Uncle Sam's Misbehaving Children for us.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2017 10:18 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Guy who just divorced Kate at June 24, 2017 10:18 AM (IDPbH)
Someone who knocks on doors at 7:00am on Saturdays for no reason whatsoever.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2017 10:19 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:12 AM
How about a Limited Edition Horde Hickey?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2017 10:21 AM (DMUuz)
They don't get up until you get up.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2017 08:19 AM (oVJmc)
My Pogo (bassetXborder collie) wakes me by putting her nose on the bed and staring at me. I can hit the snooze button by saying, "five more minutes, Pogo". That'll work maybe 2-3 times, then she becomes too insistent.
And when I roll out of bed, she demands a belly rub.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 10:21 AM (XUcIQ)
And I guess, Disciples .
But no deity?
So all their principles are directly from man?
That's convenient, isn't it.
"And Moses descended from the mount and stated...Bob commanded that the following 13 suggestions be followed by those who wish to follow the word of Bob".
Posted by: The Chicken at June 24, 2017 10:21 AM (J+eG2)
Well, to be fair-not everyone who attends an "affirming and inclusive church" is LBGT. They generally just support gay marriage and gay clergy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 10:22 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 10:22 AM (mQO+c)
Posted by: Dyslexic Don Ho at June 24, 2017 09:57 AM (bc2Lc)
I see those signs occasionally. Little too ankle grabber for me. I want one that says-
Hate has no home here, but revenge has a master suite.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 10:22 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:23 AM (J+eG2)
bunch of kids playing the slogan "Let the Children Glow!" I so
want to spray paint "Nuke 'Em!" underneath.
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2017 10:17 AM (ANIFC)
Or a Mushroom cloud sticker.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 10:23 AM (6hUAo)
IOW. An attempt at a organized cult of anarchy.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 24, 2017 10:24 AM (sf2BM)
http://www.uua.org/beliefs/what-we-believe/higher-power
Their website has a picture of an attractive Muslim woman on it. I expect that she would be thought an apostate by most of her Muslim brethren.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 10:24 AM (qES5k)
They are not showing any of the Studio Ghibli movies. Closest place showing the movies is two hours away.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 10:25 AM (X8n03)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 10:25 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: A Believer in Free Will at June 24, 2017 10:26 AM (oVJmc)
How about:
Kate has no home here,
Since she was murdered by an Illegal
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=345450
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:27 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Aspirin at June 24, 2017 10:27 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: nate at June 24, 2017 10:27 AM (mQO+c)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2017 10:22 AM (aMlLZ)
Nice!
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2017 10:28 AM (ANIFC)
http://www.uua.org/beliefs/what-we-believe/sources
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 10:28 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:29 AM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:29 AM (J+eG2)
It's a social club for atheists.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 10:30 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Fed up Louise Tate at June 24, 2017 10:31 AM (bc2Lc)
Siriusly glad you nor the rice got scorched.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 10:31 AM (X8n03)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Surely you meant that ironically? UUs are raving liberals, and they would not follow any of those principles that they profess to follow.
For instance, 6: "The goal of world community with peace, liberty, and justice for all;"
If Muslims beat and rape their women, then go to Europe to beat and rape them, these people would side with the Muslims. So they are not interested at all in "liberty" or "justice".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 10:31 AM (xAvrH)
Maybe I missed the one about No Man Cometh to the Father, except by me.
Probably an oversight.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:32 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2017 10:21 AM (DMUuz)
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I get that every birthday, St. Pats, Halloween, Mardi Gras, etc.
I really need a pair o' gauntlets.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:32 AM (QGoUX)
You too can earn money deporting illegals...
Ask me how!
ICE
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:29 AM (J+eG2)
First 2 lines small font and ICE in bigly font?
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 10:32 AM (6hUAo)
I sometimes miss the actual social club for atheists I'd hung out with. I know they were full of near-autists but at least they were smart. And if they didn't like something they didn't pretend it was out of being better Christians.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 10:33 AM (mQO+c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 10:33 AM (X8n03)
I took an old egg carton and cut the end off to create a four egg holder. It stays on the counter, and looks like crap, but I haven't lost an egg to the floor (and dog) since.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 10:33 AM (gwPgz)
Yup.
Maybe a 1-800 number on the back to call.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:33 AM (J+eG2)
They're not Christians as a denomination.. They may have respect for much of what Jesus taught . They're Universalists.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 10:33 AM (qES5k)
That's a good one. Is that original? Wondering how much kudos I need to give you.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 10:33 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 10:33 AM (X8n03)
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I'm not saying no!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:34 AM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:35 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)
Yes. The next town over from here is SJW Central. When my daughter and I walk past one of those signs, we snicker and say, " They forgot to write: Unless, of course , you are a Conservative. Then we've got bucket-loads of hate for you!"
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 24, 2017 10:35 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 10:35 AM (LTHVh)
Atheists may hang out there as do Agnostics but there are actually "churches" for Atheists now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 10:35 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:35 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 10:35 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 10:36 AM (qES5k)
Did you guys sit around talking about how gullible and ignorant Christians are?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 10:36 AM (IDPbH)
Top av the marnin' to yez. me lovely!
Posted by: Paddy at June 24, 2017 10:36 AM (gwPgz)
I mean, all THAT on an ordinary 49 cent stamp.
Posted by: mnw at June 24, 2017 10:37 AM (4Vu64)
http://maajidnawaz.com/
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 10:37 AM (mQO+c)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2017 10:37 AM (ty7RM)
*****
If you're goint to spray paint something, add a C-A-L-I-P- to the front of that.
"Caliphate has no home here."
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 10:38 AM (mvenn)
But that he has standards.
And the choice is mine to make.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:39 AM (J+eG2)
Less than you'd think, at least when I was there. Mostly it was about the debates over the initial wording of the First Amendment.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 10:39 AM (mQO+c)
I want to go back in time and show these to Cotton Mather.
Witchcraft!!!
No, wait, I want to bring Cotton to the present and show him an IMAX NASA flick.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:39 AM (QGoUX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Thank you, that was really funny. I love the photo. A guy in a yarmulke, a black woman, and a woman wearing a hijab. THEY ARE SO FUCKING DIVERSE, IT'S AWESOME! THEY ARE THE KEY TO WORLD PEACE! Even if they only have a few thousand members.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 10:40 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 10:40 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 09:25 AM (B9kHd)
Well, that's unfortunate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 10:40 AM (XUcIQ)
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Odin!
*hefts goblet*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:40 AM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2017 10:40 AM (NOIQH)
Less than you'd think, at least when I was there. Mostly it was about the debates over the initial wording of the First Amendment.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 10:39 AM (mQO+c)
What was the debate issue on the First ?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 10:41 AM (IDPbH)
But that he has standards.
And the choice is mine to make.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:39 AM (J+eG2)
You caught the essence in three sentences, well done!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 10:41 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 10:40 AM (XUcIQ)
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Ya. Coulda saved us a whole lot of trouble.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 10:41 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tonya Harding's Trailer at June 24, 2017 10:41 AM (oVJmc)
Fen, I hope I wasn't misunderstood that I was implying that you were.
If so, I apologize.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:41 AM (J+eG2)
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You'll gain a lot of weight being so sedentary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2017 10:41 AM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 10:41 AM (IDPbH)
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Whether Republicans are allowed to play baseball.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 10:42 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:42 AM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 10:43 AM (LTHVh)
It's heaven.
You can eat donuts all day
And not gain weight.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:43 AM (J+eG2)
to withstand the heat from a nuclear blast, were grounded after being
damaged by a tornado, the Air Force said Friday.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 24, 2017 10:44 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 10:40 AM (XUcIQ)
================
Ya. Coulda saved us a whole lot of trouble.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 10:41 AM (lwiT4)
I'm glad to know I was not the only one that immediately thought that same thing!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2017 10:44 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 10:44 AM (LTHVh)
And not gain weight.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:43 AM (J+eG2)
=========================
Marriage Supper of the Lamb. I hope it's prime rib. Not from Adam though.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 10:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 10:43 AM (LTHVh)
If you just want to do what you want to do, why bother with a religion?
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2017 10:45 AM (ANIFC)
to withstand the heat from a nuclear blast, were grounded after being
damaged by a tornado, the Air Force said Friday.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 24, 2017 10:44 AM (e8kgV)
Let's hope the enemy doesn't come up with a tornado missile.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 10:45 AM (IDPbH)
I don't know. I'm more of the demanding school, though I mostly fail to meet the demands.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 10:46 AM (LTHVh)
I just want my 72 donuts.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:47 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 10:46 AM (LTHVh)
=======================
Don't we all. That's what's so Amazing about Grace.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 10:47 AM (lwiT4)
No; I didn't think you were. just want to make that point :^). Some people think all clergywomen are crazy theologically-which has nothing to do with the ordination of women-which I don't debate anymore- but they think we're all UU's basically under another name, I'm not. In my case I was baptized as an adult. It would be inconceivable for me to have taken baptismal vows as an adult and become a pastor in a Christian denomination without being thoroughly Christian. Am I am sinner-yes, but "I know in whom I believe." :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2017 10:48 AM (qES5k)
Eris in Valhalla? Brunhilde is going to have a run for her money to stay in charge of the Valkyries. *do I even want to think about writing that?*
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 10:48 AM (X8n03)
I sort of like a Deity that tells me he loves me, and wants me to sit beside him for eternity.
But that he has standards.
And the choice is mine to make.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:39 AM (J+eG2)
Sounds kinda like a Father you look up to as oppsed to one that wants you to die in explosive glory. Don't get why the choice is so hard for some.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2017 10:48 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 24, 2017 10:35 AM (oQQwD)
your wise beyond your years...it must be because of your Dentist
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2017 10:49 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2017 09:14 AM (Ot7+c)
Yes. The next town over from here is SJW Central. When my daughter and I walk past one of those signs, we snicker and say, " They forgot to write: Unless, of course , you are a Conservative. Then we've got bucket-loads of hate for you!"
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 24, 2017 10:35 AM (oQQwD)
Sigh...even my little two block town is now infected with virtue signaling signs on the doors of a few shops.
Some stupid SJW from Ann Arbor formed a group called "Inclusive" or some such thing. She has run around to every business asking them to sign a pledge that states they do not discriminate against anyone due to race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, age, blah blah. IF they do, then they get to display their black and white, fresh off of Kinko's printer sign that states the same.
Because apparently, before Trump was elected and the ugly conservatives came out of the woodwork, discrimination didn't happen, but on January 21st, people began to be banned from ice cream shops, gift stores, and coffee shops because the evil owners immediately knew they were Muslim, or a lesbian, etc.
Next time I see one of those signs I'm going to ask the shop owner or employee if they can tell me which shops discriminate so I can avoid them.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 24, 2017 10:50 AM (tCSTx)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 10:50 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I've always perceived you couldn't be UU, but I think it's a mistake to regard them as a religion. They are like Jeremiah Wright's "liberation theology" church. They are phonies: a secular political movement pretending to be religious.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 10:52 AM (xAvrH)
such thing. She has run around to every business asking them to sign a
pledge that states they do not discriminate against anyone due to race,
ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, age, blah blah. IF they do, then
they get to display their black and white, fresh off of Kinko's printer
sign that states the same.
========================
The lefties did something similar here during the Walker recall election. If you didn't display the proper sign in your window, you wound up with no window at all.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 10:52 AM (lwiT4)
There were other debates mainly about the exact wording to use. Because if they got the wording wrong, the worry is that it would end up in bad law.
It was a couple decades ago so my memory is fuzzy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2017 10:52 AM (mQO+c)
OT. Skip, if you are still around thanks for the USS Fitzgerald article. Enjoyed it. Interesting for me.
Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 10:54 AM (OU4q6)
You familiar with the Anabaptist movement in Europe?
My ancestors were pursued out of Switzerland in the 1600's, into England and finally settled here in the mid 1600's.
I get the concept of religious persecution.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:54 AM (J+eG2)
The lefties did something similar here during the Walker recall
election. If you didn't display the proper sign in your window, you
wound up with no window at all.
If these people knew history, would they notice who else did that kind of thing?
Posted by: Tonya Harding's Trailer at June 24, 2017 10:54 AM (oVJmc)
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I'd just be in it for the kicks and the Krautrock. I'd be a very lazy Valkyrie.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:55 AM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 24, 2017 10:55 AM (sf2BM)
if they got the wording wrong, the worry is that it would end up in bad
law.
=============================
I heard that they wanted to make the country Baptist, but were worried that it might do away with dancing,
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 10:56 AM (lwiT4)
*doors close*
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm homeless. Liberals keep kicking me out of their house. If you could spare anything, any change, I would appreciate it. I hope you all have a blessed evening.
*shambles throughout the length of the car with hat extended*
Posted by: Hate at June 24, 2017 10:56 AM (xAvrH)
I give you
https://pjmedia.com/blog/liveblogevent/fridays-hot-mic-12/entry-210123/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:57 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 10:55 AM (QGoUX)
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There's a reason the Valyries always rode.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2017 10:57 AM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2017 10:57 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 10:57 AM (LTHVh)
That's a good one. Is that original? Wondering how much kudos I need to give you.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 10:33 AM (IDPbH)
It's repurposed. I can't remember where I saw the basic joke originally.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2017 10:57 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: AnnaS at June 24, 2017 10:58 AM (l4l/z)
This is why Baptists never have sex standing up.
They're afraid someone will see them.
And think they are dancing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 10:58 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2017 10:59 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 10:52 AM (lwiT4)
Huh. Sounds...rather Nazi-like.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2017 10:59 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: grammie winger
R.J. Rushdoony and Gary North were serious theonomists - Presbyterians. As a nonbeliever I would rather live in a Christian theocracy than under Obama, or under a Caliphate. It's a no-brainer.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 24, 2017 10:59 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2017 10:59 AM (+GtGJ)
This is actually not such a bad idea, provided all these streets dead end into a sewage treatment facility. They could even be nicknamed ShitHouse lane.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 24, 2017 10:59 AM (r+mGZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2017 10:57 AM (KP5rU)
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LAWN.
The proper admonition is "Git Offa my LAWN".
You must be new to this old fart thingy.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 24, 2017 11:00 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2017 11:00 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Hate at June 24, 2017 11:01 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2017 11:01 AM (X8n03)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 24, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)
White pages
Names and addresses within Congressional Districts
Letter campaign to name very prominent thoroughfares.
Rename Hollywood Blvd to Obama Drive
1600 Obama Ave
Etc.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 11:02 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2017 11:02 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 11:02 AM (IDPbH)
Meanwhile Trump has actual buildings and resorts (and wine, and steaks) with his monicker attached.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 11:03 AM (QGoUX)
A bit pricey though $50 on amazon.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 11:03 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2017 10:57 AM (KP5rU)
=========
LAWN.
The proper admonition is "Git Offa my LAWN".
=======
Maybe it's a dirt lot.
*****
Or maybe it's only 36 inches across.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 11:03 AM (mvenn)
That won't take long to go through.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 24, 2017 11:03 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 11:02 AM (IDPbH)
==========================
Not according to Ronnie Jr. What went wrong there, I'm not sure. But wow.
Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 24, 2017 11:03 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 11:03 AM (mvenn)
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He NEVER disappoints...does he?
Posted by: fixerupper at June 24, 2017 11:03 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2017 11:04 AM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 24, 2017 11:02 AM (IDPbH)
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It's funny how you can be an atheist under former, but not a religious person under the latter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2017 11:04 AM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2017 11:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2017 11:04 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2017 11:04 AM (mvenn)
Alright guys..... off to work.
I have a meeting with a homeowner who's insurance adjustor thought I wouldnt show up if he scheduled an inspection on a Saturday.
He was wrong. And its going to cost him.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 24, 2017 11:05 AM (8XRCm)
Either way stay way far away from those two roads.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2017 11:05 AM (npdX6)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 24, 2017 11:05 AM (xAvrH)
Them and the local Mercedes dealer are the big winners. Also, who pays the settlement? Taxpayers? Well o well.
Posted by: Tis a silly place at June 24, 2017 11:06 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 24, 2017 11:06 AM (hMwEB)
That won't take long to go through.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 24, 2017 11:03 AM (sf2BM)
And the city can now cut off their welfare, because they obviously are wealthy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 11:07 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2017 11:08 AM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2017 11:07 AM (XUcIQ)
Nope. That income won't be included in any application for welfare bennies. The section 8 housing and food stamps will flow like spice.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 24, 2017 11:09 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: gracepc at June 24, 2017 11:24 AM (OU4q6)
F-U, Mizzou.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2017 11:31 AM (ty7RM)
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