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So, Kurt Eichenwald.
Kurt Eichenwald tweeted out a picture of his computer screen to show the anti-semitic messages he was getting. Here's the thing, though: the screenshot included a tab in his browser. Now, I have to include a Content Warning here for the foreground image of the anti-semitic crap Eichenwald tweeted out. (Though he was tweeting this out to show how awful his critics were.) But if you look at his tabs, you'll see a tab calling itself "B-Chiku (English, Uncensored, 212 pictures)" or something. I don't know what that means. Well, I didn't know what that means. Now I'm hip. Apparently B-Chiku is hentai tentacle porn -- you know, that odd, much-discussed thing where giant tentacle monsters rape human women (well, it's not always rape, but these are monsters so it's rape a lot of the time, and Japanese porn generally has a rape vibe to it) -- and you can see that (Content Warning!) in the third picture in this tweet, the dirtiest parts redacted. I don't know if the redactions were done by the person tweeting that -- the tab does promise "Uncensored." Now, I have definitely not opened this link yet, merely copied it, but if you wish to inspect a link whose name begins with "B-Chiku, English, Uncensored, 212 pictures," you can Major Content Warning inspect this artistry here. Major Content Warning, note -- I haven't opened it, but I assume it's got ALL KINDZ OF HENTAI GAINZZZ. Kurt Eichenwald is now explaining the honest truth of the matter -- see, he was just having a dispute with his wife about whether Hentai porn existed, and his children (!!!) and himself were insisting to his wife it did exist, and she was saying it didn't, so, it is implied, he opened this tab only for purposes of resolving a Cute Family Dispute. About uncensored hentai tentacle monster porn. (That link is to Twitchy, so it's clean. Except for the general topic, of course.)And that's the end of the
No one hacked my account. We were searching to prove to my wife tentacle porn exists. See text convo. I only removed names and drug names. pic.twitter.com/EMHYlYKcPf
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) June 8, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: filbert at June 08, 2017 02:52 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2017 02:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 02:52 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 08, 2017 02:52 PM (/5WQL)
Just so I can be fully prepared if my wife ever questions the existence of Emily Ratajkowski's tits.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 02:52 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2017 02:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: It's on reddit "oops I didn't mean to" at June 08, 2017 02:53 PM (Yx9SN)
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 08, 2017 02:53 PM (1WTGm)
For the children!
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 08, 2017 02:53 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 02:54 PM (PCof0)
Just so I can be fully prepared if my wife ever questions the existence of Emily Ratajkowski's tits.
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Me, too.
I mean in the event I got married and *she* didn't believe in the existence of Emily's tits.
Posted by: Methos, warming again to Trump (the Ryan congress, not so much) at June 08, 2017 02:54 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 02:54 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 02:54 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 02:54 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (pchgp)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 08, 2017 02:53 PM (1WTGm)
This also explains why people are willing to fund Matty Glee's internet spew known as Vox.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (I4S4k)
Posted by: filbert at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2017 02:55 PM (ju9M1)
Just so I can be fully prepared if my wife ever questions the existence of Emily Ratajkowski's tits.
...
good idea -- you never know when this might come up in a Cute Family Dispute.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 02:56 PM (8rNrN)
Jim works fast with those patreon whore dollars coming in now.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 02:56 PM (J/1BU)
Kurt Alexander Eichenwald ( born June 28, 1961 ) is an American journalist who serves as a senior writer with Newsweek, a contributing editor with Vanity Fair and a New York Times bestselling author of four books, one of which, The Informant (2000), was made into a motion picture in 2009.
Had to look him up.
This explains everything.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 02:56 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2017 02:56 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 08, 2017 02:56 PM (jsWA8)
If you violate the first rule, the second rule is to not mix business with pleasure.
If you violate the second rule, you're acting at your own risk.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 08, 2017 02:57 PM (34w2E)
Jim works fast with those patreon whore dollars coming in now.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 02:56 PM (J/1BU)
Hopefully Paul Joseph Watson and TL;DR take their shots at him too.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 02:57 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 08, 2017 02:57 PM (pchgp)
...And Hillary Clinton deleted her subpoenaed emails to prove to her husband and family that subpoenaed emails could be deleted.
Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2017 02:57 PM (sfTql)
First of all, mentally stable people (i.e. not journalists) do not get too wound up because some wanker on twitter with five followers said a meanie thing to them. Secondly, these "Jewish" people (who normally know far less about the Jewish religion than I do - they simply have some Jewish ancestry) are such obnoxious tw@ts that they do much more to promote anti-semitic stereotypes than any observant Jewish person I've ever met.
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 08, 2017 02:57 PM (1WTGm)
Me, a prepared intellectual: "Oh yeah?" *double clicks*
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 02:57 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Some Guy at June 08, 2017 02:57 PM (0d7v8)
Had to look him up.
This explains everything.
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You really need to google up his recent appearance on Tucker. It was wildly insane.
Posted by: simplemind at June 08, 2017 02:58 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2017 02:58 PM (I4S4k)
Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2017 02:58 PM (sfTql)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 08, 2017 02:58 PM (4IPux)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 08, 2017 02:58 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 08, 2017 02:58 PM (1JnAL)
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Ok ...... skip the hentai porn.
Scroll to the bottom of the link and ALL of the commentors are named Kurt Eichenwald.
Hilarity.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 02:58 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Your Dad Explaining the Birds and the Giant Tentacle Rape Aliens, with a Cardigan and Pipe at June 08, 2017 02:58 PM (8rNrN)
MSM guy who writes for Newsweek, Vanity Fair and is a regular guest on MSNBC.
Alinsky #4 is why we care.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (le7jz)
but I can't see them inviting Kurt. there is something wrong with that guy.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (fAL76)
Right, right, right. What family hasn't debated the existence of hentai porn over the dinner table?
Btw, I didn't even know what hentai was. I guess my luck was bound to run out eventually.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (PE8W2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (xW2s8)
i just came by here innocently to note some thoughts on the passing scene. innocently.
i think i'll just mosey down the road a passel, whistling, innocently like.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (B11vO)
You know, the kind of pron you could watch with your kids and...no wait, this doesn't work either.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: brak at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: mrp at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (qES5k)
Me, a prepared intellectual: "Oh yeah?" *double clicks*
...
I've had Cute Family Disputes about those sweet fat love-puppies on numerous occasions, all of which ended happily, IYKNWIM, AITTYD.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (sfTql)
That's right you dicks -- ain't nothin' wrong with the love that one busty woman shows another busty woman. Don't be h8rs.
I'm pretty sure that posting it only once proves that you hate us and don't want to give us nice things.
Why that would be the case is certainly beyond me. After all, the Horde is composed of delightful humans and other human like beings who do nothing but extols the virtues of your wit, writing style, personal grooming and choice of topics about which to post at whatever time of day you might deign to grace us with your presence. To say nothing of our repeated and articulated awe at your html prowess.
Please don't ban me.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (Bdeb0)
Hentai is animated japanese porn. As in moving pictures. What Kurt had links to was MANGA porn, still images.
It's important to get the facts right here. Don't want this straying off into silliness and Fake News.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (rmVvL)
MSM guy who writes for Newsweek, Vanity Fair and is a regular guest on MSNBC.
So basically he's in witness protection?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (PE8W2)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (m9X4Y)
Don't get to the ONT much, eh?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (xW2s8)
Major Content. Wasn't he on I Dream of Jeannie?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 02:54 PM (PCof0)
Hmmm.... wonder if the new Lady Friend, who like to play dress up, amongst other things.... has a Genie Costume....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (NgKpN)
The Japanese put out some weird ass porn. I've seen the tenacle stuff, too. Weirdest imho? Go to wiki and look up Futanari -- but even the wikipedia entry and pictures are most definitely NSFW.
I like to know this stuff. Has nothing to do with spousal dispute.
But I will be saving that one. Filed under 'Lame excuse'.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Steve Kroft, getting the bubbly ready at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (9TK8E)
First of all, mentally stable people (i.e. not journalists) do not get too wound up because some wanker on twitter with five followers said a meanie thing to them. Secondly, these "Jewish" people (who normally know far less about the Jewish religion than I do - they simply have some Jewish ancestry) are such obnoxious tw@ts that they do much more to promote anti-semitic stereotypes than any observant Jewish person I've ever met
...
he's not jewish, but his trolls think he is.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (rmVvL)
Ah, that's why his name is familiar.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:02 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 03:02 PM (Bdeb0)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/266996/
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 03:02 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Steve Kroft, getting the bubbly ready at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (WidQN)
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That was another weird icky gross thread.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 08, 2017 03:02 PM (DxWUs)
=========
Wise.
Also, his twitter is full of people sending him pictures. Its epic and appalling at the same time. Much like our current century.
Posted by: simplemind at June 08, 2017 03:02 PM (xVRrG)
This is the same guy who is suing some trolls for sending him gifs with flashing lights
He claimed they intentionally induced a seizure
And then sent out a tweet, allegedly from his wife, vouching for him
I think he claims he filed a police report and wants to criminally prosecute and also sue civilly?
Is that still on?
Because i would use this to go after he and his wifes veracity, and threaten to call the kids to get them to drop it
Although, who woild take such a crappy case
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2017 03:03 PM (BcLMl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 08, 2017 03:03 PM (TwwWO)
Hentai is animated japanese porn. As in moving pictures. What Kurt had links to was MANGA porn, still images.
It's important to get the facts right here. Don't want this straying off into silliness and Fake News.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (J/1BU)
Yeah, the main thing this proves is you mundanes don't know the difference between hentai and manga.
I cannot believe I mentioned yaoi and someone here looked it up.
Dude.
Dude.
Rules for Morons Number One exists for an excellent reason.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:03 PM (mf5HN)
That would be my l luck...Google something one of you perverts here
posted, then try to smack down some Lib asshat on Twitter who
screenshots it, and BOOM, I am That Chick Who Likes Cleveland Steamers
While Being Donkey Punched.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (xW2s
How you doin?!!
Posted by: Guy Who Likes Giving Cleveland Steamers While DonKey Punching Someone at June 08, 2017 03:03 PM (1JnAL)
Good gravy, people.
Posted by: moki at June 08, 2017 03:03 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:03 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: Furious George at June 08, 2017 03:04 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2017 03:04 PM (KP5rU)
My dad would tell me about all the arguments he'd have with my mom about Farrah Fawcett's breasts existing when they first met.
It was a bit more difficult to address in the 70s. He had to carry around a big cardboard tube containing that poster of her all the time.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:04 PM (J/1BU)
...but if they are, I will blame Ace & the Horde for posting all those embarrassing blind links, and strange words and phrases I had to search on.
No, Inspector, I didn't know where that link would lead me. Nor that one. Nor that one. Okay, well, that one I sorta figured, but wasn't sure. But I disapprove of all of them. It was just research. Cultural curiosity, not prurient perversity. Honest!
Posted by: mindful webworker - buclicky at June 08, 2017 03:04 PM (TIFWI)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at June 08, 2017 03:04 PM (qZdIZ)
which is good, because you don't want to be suffering a critical clenching episode when your hand is wrapped around your own pud
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 08, 2017 03:04 PM (fAL76)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (xW2s
Actually, no. Probably just as well!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 08, 2017 03:04 PM (PE8W2)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/266996/
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 03:02 PM (rmVvL)
probably got whipped by his ex, the potty mouthed supposed comedienne - sarah something
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:05 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 03:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Okay that's funny as all get out.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:05 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 03:05 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:05 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: aelfheld at June 08, 2017 03:05 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: El Kabong
MANGA vs. MAGA
Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 08, 2017 03:05 PM (nFwvY)
First of all, mentally stable people (i.e. not journalists) do not get too wound up because some wanker on twitter with five followers said a meanie thing to them. Secondly, these "Jewish" people (who normally know far less about the Jewish religion than I do - they simply have some Jewish ancestry) are such obnoxious tw@ts that they do much more to promote anti-semitic stereotypes than any observant Jewish person I've ever met
...
he's not jewish, but his trolls think he is.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 03:01 PM (8rNrN)
No, not in the rabbinical sense of the term "Jewish", but he's Jewish in the sense that a lot of these NYC/LA people are "Jewish". In one of his own articles (click at your own risk) he claims to have had a Jewish father http://www.newsweek.com/epileptogenic-pepe-video-507417 .
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 08, 2017 03:06 PM (1WTGm)
Is that still on?
Because i would use this to go after he and his wifes veracity, and threaten to call the kids to get them to drop it
Although, who woild take such a crappy case
Gloria AllRed.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 03:06 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 08, 2017 03:06 PM (NgMqF)
Can one be the richer for *not* knowing something?
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 03:06 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2017 03:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 08, 2017 03:07 PM (WLK0w)
Kurt sent a text to his wife; "Hey, weren't we trying to show you tentacle porn last night?"
She replies: "Yes, you were. What's the big deal?"
And then he posts screenshot of the exchange on his twitter. Like it's supposed to help?
This man is comedy gold and he doesn't even realize it.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:07 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: goon at June 08, 2017 03:07 PM (EaQ6/)
If it exists, or imagined, there is porn for it.
But it begs the question -what kind of demented person thinks sea creature tentacles going up a woman's hoohaa is desirable?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2017 03:07 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 03:07 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, -$25000 in the hole at June 08, 2017 03:08 PM (WidQN)
probably got whipped by his ex, the potty mouthed supposed comedienne - sarah something
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:05 PM (fceHP)
Wrong Jimmy. Jimmy Kimmel's ex is Sarah Silverman.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: K-E at June 08, 2017 03:08 PM (uOEHQ)
Posted by: Him at June 08, 2017 03:08 PM (I/hS/)
Sea creatures or women.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 03:08 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 03:08 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2017 03:07 PM (jxbfJ)
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Hey... dont knock it till you try it....
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 08, 2017 03:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 03:07 PM (PCof0)
With a rifle strapped to their back.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 08, 2017 03:08 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 08, 2017 03:09 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 08, 2017 03:09 PM (fAL76)
Admiral Nelson and the crew of the Seaview.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 03:09 PM (B+qrE)
Not married with a house and kids.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:09 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: JoePa at June 08, 2017 03:09 PM (W+TLY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 08, 2017 03:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Look up "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife". Even wikipedia has it, I would say NSFW. Hint: It's a Japanese thing of long standing...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 03:09 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 08, 2017 03:10 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:08 PM (mf5HN)
oh, right you are!
so he was whipped by xher - whoever xhe may be
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:10 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2017 03:10 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:10 PM (xW2s8)
Are there tentacle dildoes? Tentacle cock extenders? Tentacle-themed bondage equipment? Octopus sex-facemasks? Can one purchase an entire watery octopus-den silk-bedsheet tentacle bedroom leitmotif?
Because if so, well. Well, I don't know what.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 03:10 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (qES5k)
Most dont send brochures
There are plenty of such trolls. I prefer to believe most are overseas
Flashing lights can give some people seizures
I think he is insane and a liar
All these things are true
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (BcLMl)
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Not going there. However, you want to give any examples?
Posted by: simplemind at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: X at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (WiPBb)
OSHA - Oh, shit 'Him' again.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (HTdUD)
Rule 34.
If it exists, or imagined, there is porn for it.
But it begs the question -what kind of demented person thinks sea creature tentacles going up a woman's hoohaa is desirable?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2017 03:07 PM (jxbfJ)
:::whistles while walking by the thread:::
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Glenn John at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Fox at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (TFUTH)
Narrative switching to how bad the economy is in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (WidQN)
Asking for, you know, a research project
Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 03:12 PM (C8aCP)
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Tons of Eichenwald socks with comments like:
Oh, yeah!
This is the shit!
Fapfapfap
Stuff like that.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2017 03:12 PM (nILVB)
Jimmy Fallon's wife...
Donald Trump and Nancy Juvonen are separted by 6 romantic connections
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/six-degrees/53881936
heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:12 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: simplemind
One of them is a sock of Eichenwald presenting a comment of:
Fap, fap, fap
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 03:13 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:11 PM (qES5k)
That, and if you didn't inherit the obsessive work ethic, you ain't Jewish.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:13 PM (9TK8E)
But it begs the question -what kind of demented person thinks sea creature tentacles going up a woman's hoohaa is desirable?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2017 03:07 PM (jxbfJ)
The Japanese, of course.
Tammy, I would be happy to explain what yaoi is, in actually no scarring terms, but the Horde would yell at me.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:13 PM (mf5HN)
In conclusion, what a maroon.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 08, 2017 03:13 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:13 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: brak at June 08, 2017 03:13 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Furious George
Also of Forrest Tucker
Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2017 03:14 PM (8ikIW)
Hey Honey could you pass the mash potatoes and by the way have I ever told you guys about Hentai porn?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 03:14 PM (zfFAh)
I cannot believe I mentioned yaoi and someone here looked it up.
They were going to find it eventually.
Best they encounter it with friends to support them in their moment of trauma.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:14 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: goon at June 08, 2017 03:14 PM (EaQ6/)
He was gonna "put the dog door in."
You know.
The "dog door?"
Posted by: filbert at June 08, 2017 03:14 PM (s5o+q)
confession: when it comes to porn, I'm kind of afraid to venture too far afield, worried that it's going to imprint kinks in my brain that will later be part of my standard sexual imagination.
BTW, x-hamster has now apparently decided shemales and trannies count as "straight porn," so even keeping to the straight porn category, I keep seeing screenshots of trannydicks.
I've been looking at x-hamster less and less. I just don't want to see this all the time.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 03:15 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 03:15 PM (B+qrE)
Your Grace could always turn the Ravages loose on such upstarts, but it is entirely up to your discretion, of course.
If I weren't such a coward, I'd Google it!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:15 PM (xW2s8)
Winner!
Posted by: Fox
Actually, I'm pretty sure there are no winners here.
Though I think we can all agree...Eichenwald is the biggest LOSER.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 03:16 PM (AM1GF)
BTW, x-hamster has now apparently decided shemales and trannies count as "straight porn," so even keeping to the straight porn category, I keep seeing screenshots of trannydicks.
I've been looking at x-hamster less and less. I just don't want to see this all the time.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 03:15 PM (8rNrN)
You WILL be made to fap.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:16 PM (9TK8E)
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Wednesday night discussion is the weekly bizarre porn fetishes night roundtable at the Eichenwalds.
Posted by: simplemind at June 08, 2017 03:16 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Proof size does matter...
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 03:16 PM (PCof0)
......................yes, this pisses me off too.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:16 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 03:16 PM (0mRoj)
yaoi manga - well, whatever it is, there is a lot of it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2017 03:16 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: wooga at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (xndrr)
Former boss stopped in my office one day and said hey you like those weird Japanese cartoons, my son is getting into that, do you have any recommendations? A note on this, the son was 13 or 14 at the time.
I gave him the usual recs, Gundam, Akira, Dragonball Z, and then said just be sure to be check what he's watching and be wary for anything that says hentai.
Annnnd that's when I got to explain tentacle porn to my boss.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (C8aCP)
In this day and age, it could have been the kids who brought it up.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (xW2s8)
Was it Kiddie Tentacle Rape Manga? Apparently this ProgTard Paragon has a history of kiddie pron...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (pchgp)
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Wednesday night discussion is the weekly bizarre porn fetishes night roundtable at the Eichenwalds.
Posted by: simplemind at June 08, 2017 03:16 PM (xVRrG)
That's when he breaks out the latex gimp suit with the inflatable hood and the silicone ball gag.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: El Kabong
...
it's creepy, right? They're like insisting "You must agree that this is straight behavior and you should like this."
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Pete Townsend at June 08, 2017 03:18 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:18 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 08, 2017 03:18 PM (39g3+)
You're pretty safe if you just do a bing search and go to wikipedia
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:18 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 03:18 PM (zfFAh)
the filmed real stuff is, the cartoon stuff, I think, is not.
which is why i think it might be popular.
It's the only place to see Japanese porn where genitals aren't made of Legos.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 03:18 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (C8aCP)
That was actually the whole point of tentacles. They weren't allowed to show girls (even drawn ones) getting penetrated by dick, so they started drawing tentacles instead.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:18 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: John Podesta at June 08, 2017 03:19 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:19 PM (qES5k)
This may come in handy in the event of an emergency. (SFW.)
http://tinyurl.com/po5z2lv
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2017 03:19 PM (ujwCG)
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Yahoo.com
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 08, 2017 03:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 03:19 PM (l4aLi)
If you watch the Tucker Carlson interview he is really bizarre, strange and most likely to go postal
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2017 03:19 PM (BcLMl)
Read some guy who said he knew her when she was 14 and they were already there.
Imagine being a guy sitting next to her high school freshman year.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 03:19 PM (+7/1f)
I've been looking at x-hamster less and less. I just don't want to see this all the time.
Posted by: ace
I noticed recently that PronHub is no longer keeping such a tight separation between the gay and straight stuff too. If you search on 'Peter North' for example, he might be a smuggling a bone in some video.
Never knew that's how he started. He does seem to get sufficiently aroused by the female sex to propel things to a large degree though.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 03:19 PM (HTdUD)
True but didn't he say he was proving it to them that it existed?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (zfFAh)
Posted by: ryukyu at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (QlMU6)
I don't use xHamster, but is it an upload site? As in, are site users the ones uploading the videos?
If that's the case, then the users are the ones putting the tags on it that get it organized into the straight categories. So probably a prank. Or yes, people trying to get heterosexuals cool with tranny cock.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (C8aCP)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (oGRue)
...he was just having a dispute with his wife about whether Hentai porn existed...
Oooooooh, suuuuuuuure!
She's started calling him
"Tentacle Dick" Buchenwald
as a result, amirite?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (pNxlR)
http://tinyurl.com/y7aqevta
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (AM1GF)
===============
Porn is an engine designed to degrade everyone involved with it.
Everyone.
Its not an accident.
Posted by: simplemind at June 08, 2017 03:20 PM (xVRrG)
Right?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM (mf5HN)
That's not something you normally see on a resume.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I'm your Huckleberry
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (FZYNt)
The amount of ........ familiarity ...... *some* of you have for the underbelly of the interwebs disturbs me.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (Rsi2C)
Friend? I've got a an entire smart mil blog that does that for me!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (xW2s8)
Just... uh... research for a novel... that has a cop in it! Yeah.... that's it...
and they are on the bedstand just in case I ... uh... think about the story if I can't sleep...
nothing to be alarmed about....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (NgKpN)
I was going to try to involve calamari in the plot, but I checked and
they are squid, so they don't do porn. They need an agent with a little
more imagination, no?! The money is just sitting there waiting for the
next big calamari to come ... along.
Posted by: goon at June 08, 2017 03:14 PM (EaQ6/)
Squids, the Mexicans of the ocean, doing the jobs that octopus refuse to do.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac says MAGA at June 08, 2017 03:22 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's mom in 1975 at June 08, 2017 03:22 PM (OD2ni)
As I have said in the past "Kurt Eichenwald" is about the most Germanic name one could ask for (with the exception of Jurgen Kaiser.) We should probably be happy that this was not a link to one of the other many and varied kinks of our Teutonic friends.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2017 03:22 PM (ycWCI)
You're pretty safe if you just do a bing search and go to wikipedia
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Oh, that's yaoi. Yahoo is just ghey.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 03:22 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at June 08, 2017 03:22 PM (ORylZ)
If I weren't such a coward, I'd Google it!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:15 PM (xW2s
Yaoi is gay male manga, primarily written by women to cater to women. That's it. That's what so disgusting and so terribly scarring.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
"Tentacle Dick" Buchenwald
as a result, amirite?
HEY ALEX!
Do we explain to the normies what Futa is now? Or are we waiting for when they bust open Chris Hayes' porn stash?
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:23 PM (J/1BU)
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My time here at Ace of Spades HQ has been very educational.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2017 03:23 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2017 03:21 PM (Rsi2C)
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Scroll down quickly.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:23 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2017 03:23 PM (udajc)
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:23 PM (J/1BU)
I bet Krauthammer cries himself to sleep every night over that.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:24 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 03:24 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: hyperpriapic spider-monkeys. at June 08, 2017 03:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:24 PM (TJCSB)
yeah but shouldn't this stuff be marked as incorrectly categorized and then deleted?
I think it is tranny activists and such uploading it, but why does it remain?
First World Problems, I know.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 03:24 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:24 PM (J/1BU)
Guy checking into hotel: "I want all the porn in my room disabled."
Lady working at hotel check-in desk: "All the porn we have is normal porn, you disgusting pervert."
Posted by: Dang at June 08, 2017 03:24 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 03:24 PM (zfFAh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2017 03:24 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at June 08, 2017 03:25 PM (+ttLq)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
Typically young males about 12-17.
Older males would likely be fat, hairy, and stuck in the Bara genre.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:25 PM (9TK8E)
don't open the folder labeled "Scheisse pron"
Posted by: brak at June 08, 2017 03:25 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2017 03:25 PM (nILVB)
Please don't ban me.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (mf5HN)
You are truly angelic.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 08, 2017 03:25 PM (4df7R)
Well, good lord. That's kind of tame compared to what some of the reprobates here talk about!
Thank you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:25 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (a0IVu)
Just don't.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2017 03:25 PM (nILVB)
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WhY not?? Its just cheese.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (AM1GF)
Every other blogger wouldn't touch this story, but then there is Ace, the Mexican of the blogger world, doing the jobs other bloggers refuse to do.
And we know that he couldn't be blackmailed like Eichenwald over being caught with a tab linked to pron because, like all the morons, he probably has a half dozen tabs opened up to "adult oriented" sites.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac says MAGA at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (1JnAL)
Do we explain to the normies what Futa is now? Or are we waiting for when they bust open Chris Hayes' porn stash?
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:23 PM (J/1BU)
There's nothing quite so amusing as when mundanes wander into anything Japanese.
And, yes, bara and yaoi are most decidedly NOT the same things. I've had friends into yaoi who discovered that the hard way. No pun intended.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 08, 2017 02:59 PM (PE8W2)
At the sushi bar, hentai eats you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 03:27 PM (rmVvL)
Eichenwald -- fapping or having an epileptic fit?
Only his wife can tell... and she's not talking!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2017 03:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald
your wife won't be surprised, she has been living with a jackass for years
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 08, 2017 03:27 PM (FZYNt)
I particularly liked Trumps lawyers statement today.
It's time to go on the offensive.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (Qx7m/)
I think it is tranny activists and such uploading it, but why does it remain?
First World Problems, I know.
Because they probably don't monitor it that much. They really only look for the brutally hardcore shit that's illegal and would get them into trouble.
The users do 90 percent of the work for free and they farm all the ad revenue from it so they don't really care.
Porn was so much more professional in the old days. They really used to care about the customer getting what they wanted.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (J/1BU)
bara
yaoi
hentai
futa
scheisse
All these new words. Id like to thank the Horde for making me feel like a fifth grader again.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (IqV8l)
had friends into yaoi who discovered that the hard way. No pun
intended.
I'm gonna go ahead and let that reference (and the others) fly over my head. This is definitely one of those zombie-like "Don't google unfamiliar terms" posts/threads.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy
They are interested as far as them being paying customers
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (FZYNt)
Just don't.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
You one of them Tea Party People who doesn't want to pay the Federal Unemployment Tax?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pete Townsend at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (8rNrN)
Has anyone seen the calamari I bought at the market? And how come it takes Kurt an hour in the bathroom to comb his hair?
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's mom in 1975 at June 08, 2017 03:22 PM (OD2ni)
Honey, this tartar sauce on the calamari tastes funny.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's Dad at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (pchgp)
You really, really, really need to get out more.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 03:26 PM (a0IVu)
And his wife was fine with it, right up until she saw the weird costume with tentacles in the closet...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (oVJmc)
We're a pretty tolerant bunch here, I think.
I was proceeding northward on I-35 through Austin (yes, the blue carbuncle on the Great State of Texas), and passed a car that had a dark lilac bumper sticker with the text "I (heart symbol) Vaginas"
My first thought was, 'Well, who doesn't?'
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: dantesed at June 08, 2017 03:30 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 03:30 PM (rmVvL)
That and respond to DMCA notices.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2017 03:30 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mrs. Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 08, 2017 03:27 PM (FZYNt)
LOL!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:30 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 03:30 PM (zfFAh)
My first thought was, 'Well, who doesn't?'
Posted by: Duncanthrax
HUMA!!
get over here and heart my vag
Posted by: Hillary! at June 08, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (HTdUD)
Oh sheesh I was thinking the other day about the time someone (I mean some random not the commenter someone) showed up and went on and on and on about how unemployment was insurance and not a tax.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:28 PM (8XRCm)
When I first read that.... I read it as 'fifth GENDER again'... /facepalm....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 03:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 08, 2017 03:31 PM (Izjjo)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 03:31 PM (zfFAh)
______
Apparently.... you never can tell where theyve been.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:31 PM (8XRCm)
I'm trying to imagine the sequence of events that led to a friendly family dispute over the existence of Japanese hentai tentacle porn.
Mrs. Buchenwald was choking on some fired calamari when they were dining out, spit it out (finally) and loudly demanded, "What fookin' good are those tentacle things?"
Without missing a beat, Kurt replied, "Well, dear, they play a prominent role in some popular Japanese art forms..."
...and off they went!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2017 03:32 PM (pNxlR)
Asking for, you know, a research project.
Such a thing never existed, and you'll have to post the link to prove otherwise!
Posted by: Mrs. Eichenwald and kids at June 08, 2017 03:32 PM (TPkhi)
And I thought I was being inappropriate for watching the "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife" video with my kids.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2017 03:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:32 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (DMUuz)
Gay Men?
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (NgKpN)
So, at the dinner table while eating lasagna, Kurt asks his kids if they
have any tentacle porn he can watch. Do I have this scene right?
Posted by: dantesed at June 08, 2017 03:30 PM (88xKn)
I couldn't even ask my wife if she would want to watch "Emmanuelle" at the dinner table.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (1JnAL)
How many times has she had to run cover for his autistic ass when he fucks up on the internet? That poor, poor unsatisfied woman.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (pchgp)
One of those tiny ones. With little tiny tentacles.
Posted by: wth at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (HgMAr)
===========
Years ago, in another career, I had the experience of being with a number of young Japanese businessmen who were in the US on business. Two things stand out: One, they were physically revolted by the plate of cheese offered to them by the server. Two, they asked to see my gun once they got drunk. And by gun, I do not mean penis. They thought all americans walked around armed.
Posted by: simplemind at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:17 PM
File under "improbable phrases I don't expect to see in print".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
actually I think he may have a buyer interested and wanted to show the true power of the Horde to max out the comments
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (oGRue)
No it's more of a generic term for deviance/ perversion. As such it's an applicable adjective for either animation or illustration. Though it's not even the natively used adjective, that would be ero.
Posted by: Sjg at June 08, 2017 03:34 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2017 03:34 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 08, 2017 03:34 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: The Deuce at June 08, 2017 03:34 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 03:34 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Mrs. Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:34 PM (oVJmc)
Proving Hentai porn exists. LMAO!!!
Posted by: Locke Common at June 08, 2017 03:35 PM (reKRu)
Then we went our separate ways, and frowned upon it at home like hyperpriapic spider-monkeys.
Posted by Ace at 02:50 PM Comments
Dude, you have a way with words.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2017 03:35 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: simplemind
Yep. Japanese. grossed out by cheese, and yet they have vending machines for used panties.
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 08, 2017 03:35 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:35 PM (pchgp)
Well, this is the only place where one can discuss the standoff capabilities of a B-52 for maritime strike and tentacle porn while disparaging a lefty at the same time.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 03:35 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 08, 2017 03:35 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2017 03:35 PM (IqV8l)
I bet tentacle porn chicks have a lot of ink.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (l4aLi)
Will these chicks get accused of being racist if they go out in public in 'blackface', because of the ink?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2017 03:35 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 03:36 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2017 03:33 PM (p+Wdc)
Explaining tentacle porn to your boss isn't normal. With Alexthechick... it is.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2017 03:36 PM (fKWf6)
RIP Sylvia Kristel. The best reason to have an HBO/Cinemax subscription in the 80's.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2017 03:36 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2017 03:36 PM (sfTql)
"scheisse" means "shoot", right?
I well recall Steve McQueen exclaiming, "Nicht scheisse! Nicht scheisse!" whenhe was caught attempting to break through the fence in The Great Escape.
* heh *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2017 03:36 PM (pNxlR)
Or his wife will explain this cute family affair.
Posted by: dIb at June 08, 2017 03:36 PM (VJOLZ)
I was proceeding northward on I-35 through Austin (yes, the blue carbuncle on the Great State of Texas), and passed a car that had a dark lilac bumper sticker with the text "I (heart symbol) Vaginas"
My first thought was, 'Well, who doesn't?'
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (DMUuz)
All joking aside, yeah, we are.
I mean, come in here and be a trolling jerk and the Horde will go full Horde on you. But on the one hand you have people like Fenelon who is a good person who is doing God's own work dealing with us and on the other end of the spectrum you have potty mouthed perverts like, um, er, um, me.
Both are welcome here. Look, there's a ton of stuff people do and say here that makes my eye twitch and I know for a fact I do the same to people. So what? You just type and delete and, then return to mocking the Left with the very same people you were just red faced screeching at the monitor about.
That's *actual* tolerance.
We're so awesome Horde. High fives all around!
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:37 PM (mf5HN)
and that was the most damaging
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:18 PM (fceHP)
Evidently Eichenwald was looking for a squid Go-Pro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2017 03:37 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:37 PM (2Mnv1)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2017 03:37 PM (4AVeu)
Cartoons have a lot of flashing light effects and stuff.
I would think he'd avoid that.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 03:37 PM (3myMJ)
I put the squid on like a condom and bang my dog door, ja ja!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:35 PM (pchgp)
Oh, I am dying here... !
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2017 03:38 PM (pNxlR)
Since I spent my career in the graphic arts I can say (with just a little bit of exaggeration) that my interest in what the Japanese animators are doing is in my field.
Some of the stuff is approaching downright scary as to being lifelike.
If these same people took on some sort of serious endeavor they'd be pretty formidable. But this is the kind of shit that happens when you throttle your nations economy back to free-fall stall and people have too much time on their hands.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 03:38 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:37 PM (2Mnv1)
Maybe, but it's not getting those Candiru out of your urethra.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:38 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 03:38 PM (zfFAh)
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2017 03:38 PM (emK9W)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:38 PM (pchgp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 03:38 PM (8xZzv)
Posted by: Mrs. Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:39 PM (oVJmc)
Frack, what did I do now?
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 03:39 PM (3myMJ)
I believe it is one of the "Community Chest" cards in Monopoly.
Posted by: wooga at June 08, 2017 03:39 PM (xndrr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2017 03:40 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Pete Townshend at June 08, 2017 03:40 PM (7Cl+A)
Kind of unusual because Japanese art did not contain perspective until many decades after the West.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 03:40 PM (zfFAh)
That's right Kurt. You keep that rule 34 dream alive buddy. You show those naive people the real way of the world.
Posted by: ThomasR at June 08, 2017 03:40 PM (WKkqe)
Posted by: tentacle Buzzsaw90 at June 08, 2017 03:40 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:40 PM (pchgp)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:37 PM
*tentaclebump*
Posted by: A random tentacle under AtC's desk at June 08, 2017 03:40 PM (p+Wdc)
Kind of unusual because Japanese art did not contain perspective until many decades after the West.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 03:40 PM (zfFAh)
Beware the Ukiyo-e tentacle rape monsters.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:41 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2017 03:41 PM (kusha)
This thread and related topics isn't going to cause trouble on my next polygraph is it?
It's not illegal, right? If the FBI should check my search history?
I should go delete everything. Format the C: drive.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2017 03:41 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:37 PM (mf5HN)
*stoops to high five AtC!*
O:-)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 08, 2017 03:41 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2017 03:36 PM (fKWf6)
My boss had a 13-14 year old son going on the internet to find Japanese anime.
Yeah, even a stone cold, heartless wench as myself felt it necessary to explain to him that not only would his son be finding actual porn very very quickly, he would be finding some very twisted stuff indeed.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (mf5HN)
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someone is looking for a Cadillac plan
Posted by: tentacle Buzzsaw90 at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (oGRue)
If only Kurt Eichenwald was employed somewhere where this mattered.
Also, thanks to Ace, I too am aware of busty lesbian porn and I'm a worse, sore person for it.
But also thanks to Ace.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (8xZzv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (xW2s8)
I believe it is one of the "Community Chest" cards in Monopoly.
Posted by: wooga at June 08, 2017 03:39 PM (xndrr)
Game of 'Life'... isn't it on a square? You've been caught with Tentacle Porn, loose your wife!
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: wth at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (xW2s
Not that one has anything to do with the other, but yes. But to do what and to what end?
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2017 03:36 PM (OD2ni)
The mid to late 70's and 80's were the high point of soft core porn.
You had the video tape revolution and Skinemax pushing out content to a brand new audience, so they had to be crafted with quality scripts with actresses that looked somewhat normal.
Today? It's kind of shitty. They have 30 year old skanks trying to pass as college girls and it just doesn't work.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: redbanzai at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (rAIG/)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 03:39 PM (3myMJ)
You think I'm going to tell you.
Horde, I'm only letting MWR get away with that because she's better than you.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: The Kraken at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (4AVeu)
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Wasn't that an episode of Andy of Mayberry? Opie Gets Frisky or something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Nope; If you're a potty mouthed pervert you're doing a bad job of it. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (mf5HN)
As American Digest keeps saying: The Japanese - Nuked Too Much or Not Enough?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (BXitf)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (rmVvL)
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I wonder what the HCPCS Code for that is??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 03:38 PM (8xZzv)
Not sure if I should be proud that I know all those references or not....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2017 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Looks like they're going after Sessions now.
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2017 03:44 PM (ju9M1)
Posted by: wth at June 08, 2017 03:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2017 03:36 PM (sfTql)
Tucker Carlson turned Eichenwald into a cartoon.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 08, 2017 03:44 PM (TdMsT)
Dude, you want tentacle hentai, just Google it and the world is your oyster (or whatever other ocean-based lifeform you prefer when it comes to porn). Don't lie about it after the fact when everyone and their brother is going to call you on it.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 08, 2017 03:45 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 08, 2017 03:45 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: wooga
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Ah, yes, the 'Move Three Spaces, and Check Out Tentacle Porn' card. If you land on Sleaze Boulevard, collect $200.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2017 03:45 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:45 PM (pchgp)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand!"
But I don't have any arms.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 08, 2017 03:45 PM (OD2ni)
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Back To School (after 15 years on the street).
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 08, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jack Sock
They caught up fast. '3D Hentai' is what they label the most impressive animated stuff. Or, so I've heard.
But I guess, some of it really isn't that difficult. Character moves up, character moves down, boobs bounce up, then down - lather, rinse, repeat. So coitus is probably fairly easy to animate compared to walking across the room realistically.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 03:46 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: The Kraken at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (4AVeu)
DAMMIT! Who let you out again?
Posted by: Davy Jones at June 08, 2017 03:46 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
and that every recent high school grad and dropout/runaway is itching to get into porn and show off their who-ha to anyone that will look. 30+ years ago looking for porn was like being Indiana Jones, you had to work for it and it was a quest. Now you can't swing a dead cat without uncovering some sorid act.
Thanks Al Gore!!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 08, 2017 03:46 PM (FZYNt)
Looks like they're going after Sessions now.
Posted by: Soona
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Is Schumer wearing a clown nose? In that case, I would watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (qES5k)
You know I'm going to take that as a challenge, right?
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: James Comey at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (4AVeu)
Deranged lefty from Newsweek (birm) who had a meltdown for the ages on Tucker Carlson and immediately afterward claimed he had a seizure when some alt-Righter sent him a flashing GIF.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (Jj+59)
Because pandas are such a worthless species they're not even all that keen on boning.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (m9X4Y)
I mentioned elsewhere that when Mr. MWR (when he was still MWR's Boyfriend) found out I knew what hentai was, and more specifically what tentacle hentai was, he didn't know if he should be terrified or proud.
He's still not sure.
O:-)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 08, 2017 03:48 PM (4df7R)
Kill me, please.
Posted by: Eichenwald's Dog at June 08, 2017 03:48 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:43 PM (mf5HN)
*PREEN!*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 08, 2017 03:48 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:48 PM (qES5k)
And those 'anime nerds' are Soviet Justice Wankers trying to deflect.
Hentai is a genre that encompasses manga and anime.
Whereas being 'ecchi' means perverted. The monk Cherry in Urusei Yatsura and Happousai in Ranma 1 or 2 are both ecchi and both are manga/animes created by a woman named Rumiko Takahashi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 03:49 PM (8xZzv)
Deranged lefty from Newsweek (birm) who had a meltdown for the ages on Tucker Carlson and immediately afterward claimed he had a seizure when some alt-Righter sent him a flashing GIF.
Also I media expert on kiddie pron, much research, ja ja! Many computers NYT have my research, or something, on it! JA JA!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:49 PM (pchgp)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:49 PM (8XRCm)
I am confused and concerned.
Posted by: James Comey at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (4AVeu)
...........
Is your tummy upset, too?
Posted by: wth at June 08, 2017 03:49 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: William Eaton at June 08, 2017 03:49 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 08, 2017 03:50 PM (nILVB)
I am confused and concerned.
Posted by: James Comey at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (4AVeu)
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You forgot squeamy.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
Congratulations, Beth!
Posted by: fluffy at June 08, 2017 03:50 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 08, 2017 03:51 PM (FZYNt)
I am confused and concerned.
Posted by: James Comey
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Ask your mother. It seems that you defer to her on the important matters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2017 03:51 PM (ZO497)
wtf did the Old Turd say?
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2017 03:51 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2017 03:51 PM (qES5k)
She's really going with the Castle Mike test blew the octopus in thru the window excuse?
Posted by: DaveA at June 08, 2017 03:52 PM (FhXTo)
Hentai is a genre that encompasses manga and anime.
This. It's a TYPE of anime/manga, not a standalone format.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 08, 2017 03:53 PM (4df7R)
Why, the better to keep you from drowning yourself in bizarre Japanese pron, she said!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:53 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:53 PM (pchgp)
And those 'anime nerds' are Soviet Justice Wankers trying to deflect.
Hentai is a genre that encompasses manga and anime.
Whereas being 'ecchi' means perverted. The monk Cherry in Urusei Yatsura and Happousai in Ranma 1 or 2 are both ecchi and both are manga/animes created by a woman named Rumiko Takahashi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 03:49 PM (8xZzv)
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You need to send Kurt your email address.
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2017 03:53 PM (ju9M1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 03:53 PM (8xZzv)
Jim works fast with those patreon whore dollars coming in now.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 02:56 PM (J/1BU)
Yup, just glad he could help.
I toss him a finback every month for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2017 03:53 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2017 03:53 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 03:54 PM (+7/1f)
I was proceeding northward on I-35 through Austin (yes, the blue carbuncle on the Great State of Texas), and passed a car that had a dark lilac bumper sticker with the text "I (heart symbol) Vaginas"
My first thought was, 'Well, who doesn't?'
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2017 03:29 PM (DMUuz)
All joking aside, yeah, we are.
I mean, come in here and be a trolling jerk and the Horde will go full Horde on you. But on the one hand you have people like Fenelon who is a good person who is doing God's own work dealing with us and on the other end of the spectrum you have potty mouthed perverts like, um, er, um, me.
Both are welcome here. Look, there's a ton of stuff people do and say here that makes my eye twitch and I know for a fact I do the same to people. So what? You just type and delete and, then return to mocking the Left with the very same people you were just red faced screeching at the monitor about.
That's *actual* tolerance.
We're so awesome Horde. High fives all around!
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:37 PM (mf5HN)
Just wash your hands first.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2017 03:54 PM (z/Ubi)
You had the video tape revolution and Skinemax pushing out content to a brand new audience, so they had to be crafted with quality scripts with actresses that looked somewhat normal.
Today? It's kind of shitty. They have 30 year old skanks trying to pass as college girls and it just doesn't work.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
Well in the 'Good Old Days' two versions were shot of movies. One XXX, one slightly less. This time was referred to as 'the Golden Age of Porn' because it was completely illegal to not have a plot.
Community standards or such. Redeeming social value required some razor thin plot -- mostly revolving around oppressed and sexually inexperienced pool boys and pizza delivery guys. Burning social issues of the 70's. Address that issue in a porn movie and you were gold.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 03:54 PM (HTdUD)
Why, the better to keep you from drowning yourself in bizarre Japanese pron, she said!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:53 PM (xW2s
Whoa, I don't look at the stuff I mentioned I'm just aware of it. It's stomach-turning, not arousing. At all. And if anyone is aroused by it they need immediate psychiatric help. Possibly indefinite involuntary commitment to a psych ward.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 03:54 PM (0mRoj)
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say hubby and I have been known to look up strange stuff or prove stuff to each other. We are curious creatures.
With that said, Eichenwald is admitting he knew it existed and wanted to prove it, so he'd seen it before.
He's an idiot because he broadcasted it. The kneejerking of putting everything online...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:54 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: josephistan
got my Red Wings years ago and I am NOT falling for that again!!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 08, 2017 03:54 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2017 03:53 PM (ANIFC)
Doubtless, Little Caesars pizzas are involed...
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 03:54 PM (9TK8E)
felt it necessary to explain to him that not only would his son be
finding actual porn very very quickly, he would be finding some very
twisted stuff indeed.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (mf5HN)
I had a Japanese Literature professor in college who also taught Japanese film. He asked the film class for recommendations to watch in class. He didn't check them ahead of time.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2017 03:54 PM (fKWf6)
Eichenwald gets a seizure from someone's tweet, but is just fine and dandy looking at something called tentacle porn?
Maybe he counted on that. *wank wank wank*...Here it
comes....Uhh....*seizure* "OH YEA, THATS THE GOOD STUFF!" *explodes on
monitor*
Posted by: Weirddave at June 08, 2017 03:55 PM (jxEDE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2017 03:55 PM (NT3RT)
I toss him a finback every month for it.
Jim and Red Letter Media are the only two patreons I donate too. For all the years of free hilarity.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:55 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)
Look here, yankeefifth, you know darn well socking a regular is not allowed!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:55 PM (xW2s8)
I've been looking at x-hamster less and less. I just don't want to see this all the time.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2017 03:15 PM (8rNrN)
protest by "pulling out" those old dvd's!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:55 PM (fceHP)
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It's a good fit because Kurt lost perspective a long time ago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 08, 2017 03:55 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 08, 2017 03:56 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: SarahW at June 08, 2017 03:56 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 08, 2017 03:56 PM (6Ll1u)
BTW, x-hamster has now apparently decided shemales
and trannies count as "straight porn," so even keeping to the straight
porn category, I keep seeing screenshots of trannydicks.
I've been looking at x-hamster less and less. I just don't want to see this all the time.
Posted by: ace
That's why it's always smart to stick with the near-softcore end of the spectrum at all times. erosberry for the win.
Posted by: imp at June 08, 2017 03:56 PM (XIXZz)
I mentioned elsewhere that when Mr. MWR (when he was still MWR's Boyfriend) found out I knew what hentai was, and more specifically what tentacle hentai was, he didn't know if he should be terrified or proud.
He's still not sure.
O:-)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 08, 2017 03:48 PM (4df7R)
Didn't bcochran have to explain to his wife what bukkake was?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2017 03:56 PM (z/Ubi)
I toss him a finback every month for it.
Jim and Red Letter Media are the only two patreons I donate too. For all the years of free hilarity.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:55 PM (J/1BU)
Yeah, I don't mind donating to folks who provide me entertainment. I wish Razorfist had a patreon, frankly.
Reminds me...need to hit the ewok's tip jar...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2017 03:56 PM (xJa6I)
After this thread you'll need full decontamination before making the cheese sandwich.
Posted by: DaveA at June 08, 2017 03:57 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2017 03:56 PM (z/Ubi)
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One of the Horde didnt know.....
I forget who.... somebody knows.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:58 PM (8XRCm)
The cobs really need to do a fundraising post like they used to every couple months in the olden times.
One forgets that it exists after a few years of not hearing about it.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 03:58 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: Doug at June 08, 2017 03:58 PM (6/K6S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 03:42 PM (oVJmc)
Hey, it seemed to work for Anthony Weiner. Just put a (D) after your name.
Posted by: Rhymes with Covfefe at June 08, 2017 03:58 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 03:58 PM (pchgp)
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2017 03:58 PM (kD8Fh)
Is there anything you aren't an expert on?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 03:59 PM (xW2s8)
The award committee had to find someone anti-American enough, and that took some doing?
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 03:59 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)
I mentioned that to some dude at a party once & he almost slugged me over it.
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2017 03:59 PM (ANIFC)
Can't leave the Horde alone for a minute!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2017 03:59 PM (QTOyx)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:59 PM (fceHP)
dumb to analyze the stock market just today against the testimony
yet they try
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:59 PM (fceHP)
Go long on Tentacle Futures.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 04:00 PM (9TK8E)
Can't leave the Horde alone for a minute!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
Don't look at us, man, Ace did it...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 04:00 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 04:01 PM (3myMJ)
In the 100-yard dash.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 04:01 PM (oVJmc)
yet they try
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:59 PM (fceHP)
Go long on Tentacle Futures.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 04:00 PM (9TK8E)
on a serious note, some retired folks are sighing relief at the moment as their 401K's are recovering
if only it would last
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:01 PM (fceHP)
Eichenwald's excuse is like Pete Townsend saying he was researching child pornography when he got caught with illegal images
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2017 04:01 PM (kD8Fh)
Like Jocelyn Elders always said, AIDS is spread by racism.
Posted by: KT at June 08, 2017 04:01 PM (BVQ+1)
In the 100-yard dash.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 04:01 PM (oVJmc)
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Dammit.... Diet Dr Pepper everywhere...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 04:01 PM (8XRCm)
yet they try
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 03:59 PM (fceHP)
I'm sure the MFM thought the market would be down a gajillion points when Jimmy Drama let everyone see his diary. BTW did he ever produce those or are we still relying on his word that they exist?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2017 04:02 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
I forget who.... somebody knows.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 03:58 PM (8XRCm)
I am not the one you're talking about, but I didn't know and the when I found out, I confused it with kabuki.
So you can imagine how awful I thought the phrase "kabuki theater" was. It shocked me that Michelle Malkin would use that term!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 04:02 PM (xW2s8)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 04:02 PM (zfFAh)
Posted by: Harald Balzac at June 08, 2017 04:02 PM (/bwtA)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2017 04:03 PM (+tRIN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-nssIedSW8
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Hmmm. Probably not a good idea to click.
Posted by: simplemind at June 08, 2017 04:03 PM (C6xeQ)
https://youtu.be/BBNkianhYZY
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 04:03 PM (8xZzv)
As Wokieleaks pointed out on Twitter; Eichenwald spent the last two years yelling at the alt-right on Twitter and now he likes anime porn.
The abyss gazes back, Kurt.
Posted by: El Kabong at June 08, 2017 04:04 PM (J/1BU)
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:04 PM (OdHXU)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 04:04 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Eichenwald's Tumblr feed at June 08, 2017 04:04 PM (88jeI)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at June 08, 2017 04:04 PM (pchgp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2017 04:04 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 08, 2017 04:04 PM (oZ6kz)
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It was the swimsuit competition that put him over the top.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 08, 2017 04:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 04:05 PM (3myMJ)
You people, and your judgy judginess, judging people for honest efforts at educating themselves on what is out there on that ol' internet thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 08, 2017 04:06 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at June 08, 2017 04:06 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2017 04:07 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 08, 2017 04:07 PM (H8S+R)
Dershowitz, quoting Comey, and agreeing.
the president has the authority to stop the head of the FBI to stop any investigation...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:08 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 04:02 PM (zfFAh)
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He's always come across as a #NeverTrumper to me. He seems very disappointed in Comey's testimony. He's also been trying to nit pic every nuance he can.
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2017 04:08 PM (ju9M1)
Posted by: Kurt's son at June 08, 2017 04:08 PM (OD2ni)
Said Comey a coward.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)
=-------
Allen Dershowitz is a putz. But he's an intellectually honest putz.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 04:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 08, 2017 04:08 PM (88jeI)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2017 03:56 PM (z/Ubi)
There are some things I will not tell Mrs. Muse about because she does not need those images in her mind. I actually regret that those images are in *my* mind, but then again, I'm an idiot what clicks on things.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 08, 2017 04:09 PM (GkHWQ)
Dammit.... Diet Dr Pepper everywhere...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 04:01 PM (8XRCm)
Just call me "Straight Man to the Stars."
I set 'em up and the horde knocks 'em out of the park.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 04:09 PM (3myMJ)
Like Jocelyn Elders always said, AIDS is spread by racism.
Posted by: KT at June 08, 2017 04:01 PM (BVQ+1)
Barry O: How about men who are half black? Asking for a friend
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2017 04:09 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 04:02 PM (zfFAh)
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He's always come across as a #NeverTrumper to me. He seems very disappointed in Comey's testimony. He's also been trying to nit pic every nuance he can.
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2017 04:08 PM (ju9M1)
I agree.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:09 PM (fceHP)
So you can imagine how awful I thought the phrase "kabuki theater" was. It shocked me that Michelle Malkin would use that term!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Well kabuki and bukake both have two 'k's in their spelling and seem similar, and while the latest AoS Style Guide hasn't gotten back from the printers, are mostly interchangeable in polite conversation here. Whenever that happens.
In current American politics -- less than six degrees of separation between the two.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 04:09 PM (HTdUD)
https://twitter.com/Maximus_Honkmus/status/872907360469225475
Chaser:
http://politicalhat.com/2017/05/05/anime-waifus-now-as-valid-as-homosexuality/
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yb9oz6p2
Posted by: The Tentacular Hat at June 08, 2017 04:09 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: KT"
And global warming. which is officially now Trumps fault.
Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2017 04:10 PM (MxEKc)
We are citizens, not subjects. Don't be that pathetic sissy whining in the midst of throats being slashed at other Americans who clearly and unequivocally reject the comforting lie that the Muslims doing the slashing in the name of Allah were not Muslims doing the slashing in the name of Allah. Cease your embarrassing fussing, you gutless dhimmis. Pick up a weapon and fight.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at June 08, 2017 04:10 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 08, 2017 04:10 PM (dZ756)
The P-40 did not have a Ludicrous setting. Because of Army Air Corps decisions the Hawk was fitted with an Allison V-1710 inline V-12 engine that just had a single-stage mechanical supercharger. Thereby limiting its effective combat altitude to well under 30,000ft. This thinking from the USAAC is also why the P-39 became a slug above 24,000ft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 04:10 PM (8xZzv)
Koalas ARE bears.
Marsupial bears, don'cha know.
Posted by: Polly Bears at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (SEFXb)
The lady squids give tremendous beak.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (fceHP)
Weird when exactly how to avoid it has been ready knowledge for decades.
Hell, you don't even need a vaccination, just a functioning brain and a bit of self-preservation instinct.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (Qq/It)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-ZK7wNxHyk
One of the commenters is a HRC voter who wanted to prove Trump's FAKE NEWS charge wrong, but instead discovered he was right when she researched the facts. She said she had been "brainwashed" but now the spell is broken.
I wish that process could be multiplied by a couple million, then we'd be in good shape.
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (kD8Fh)
Although a dangerous area to explore, I was thinking along those lines, in a more general way, when reading some of Ben Shapiro's tweets about Trump. He was a nevertrumper who extended the idiot "17 intel agencies" ridiculousness. He's busy saying how egotistical and uncouth (or some such) Trump is while he's sorta a stereotypical cartoon version of, well.... It would be hard to tell him and pajama boy apart without the pajamas.
While his tweets were generally on the "right," he managed to be obnoxious because he had to get digs in as well. Sorta a virtue signaling odor that makes one want to put him in a locker.
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (OdHXU)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 08, 2017 04:09 PM (HTdUD)
Ain't that the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (xW2s8)
I know a couple responses were "I don't get it" and some were "disgusting." I know I gave some response about it, but later on I wished I had said "this is a good way to know which of your friends spend way too much time on Urban dictionary."
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2017 04:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Who even has a conversation about that, with family no less?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 04:12 PM (sNAef)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (Qq/It)
Isn't that about having to ratchet it up an notch to get it up?
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:12 PM (OdHXU)
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I confused it with karaoke and now I can never go back to that bar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 08, 2017 04:12 PM (Nwg0u)
Ero-manga, but yes. Hentai has just sort of been adopted by the west to refer to cartoon porn in general.
Manga is simply the term used for illustrated works. The equivalent of anime for animated ones.
Posted by: Sjg at June 08, 2017 04:12 PM (gDSJf)
You don't know what it's like to have all these girthy, writing appendages and be constantly surrounded by vulnerable young Japanese girls in sailor school uniforms. Do not judge me until you've walked a mile in my psuedopods!
Posted by: Japanese Tentacle Monster at June 08, 2017 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-ZK7wNxHyk
One of the commenters is a HRC voter who wanted to prove Trump's FAKE NEWS charge wrong, but instead discovered he was right when she researched the facts. She said she had been "brainwashed" but now the spell is broken.
I wish that process could be multiplied by a couple million, then we'd be in good shape.
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (kD8Fh)
this is why the left is so afraid of Trump
he won't let the lie lie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:13 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: JEM at June 08, 2017 04:13 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Buzzion
He had to explain "carrots in chili".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 04:13 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: Squid Therapists at June 08, 2017 04:13 PM (Tyii7)
Which means...........?
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:14 PM (OdHXU)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 08, 2017 04:14 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (Qq/It)
Isn't that about having to ratchet it up an notch to get it up?
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:12 PM (OdHXU)
yep
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:14 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: DanMan at June 08, 2017 04:15 PM (XTiHL)
In the same sense that Mitt's dad was brainwashed out of the '68 election?
(and yes, I'm quite sure the military brass in Vietnam was capable of lying their asses off at that point.)
Posted by: JEM at June 08, 2017 04:15 PM (TppKb)
You saying Pappy Boyington lied to me in "Baa Baa Black Sheep?"
Read it many years ago but wasn't there something about a wire across the throttle slot? If you broke that wire by pushing hard enough and pushed to the stop, the engine would give very high performance for 5 minutes before seizing. It was a desperation measure.
Am I a victim of false memories, like politicians are?
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 04:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at June 08, 2017 04:04 PM (pchgp)
............
boy squids have a penis
girl squids have a vagina
Posted by: little squid kid at June 08, 2017 04:15 PM (HgMAr)
Which means...........?
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:14 PM (OdHXU)
I would think the Urban dictionary and "disgusting" remarks would have indicated that if you don't know, you don't want to know.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2017 04:15 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:15 PM (OdHXU)
Which means...........?
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:14 PM (OdHXU)
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Peace Punch??
Peace Pound??
Two Fist??
**shrugs**
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 04:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Upper Class Bowler Hat at June 08, 2017 04:16 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 08, 2017 04:16 PM (e8kgV)
Ie. their species confirmation surgery would consist of having all their bones removed, like in that Ray Bradbury story.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2017 04:16 PM (Qq/It)
That or no Bullwinkle.
Posted by: SarahW at June 08, 2017 04:16 PM (Sp1NT)
Yeah, it's a catch-all term that partially originates from the West. I guess in Japanese it would just be ero manga or H/ecchi manga (though ecchi can just be any sexual content - it need not rise to the level of hardcore pornography).
But I think even if you're being excessively pedantic (and it's the internet, so of course everyone will be), I don't think it's incorrect to refer to manga porn as hentai.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 08, 2017 04:16 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 08, 2017 04:17 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:17 PM (fceHP)
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WEP. War Emergency Power.
Water injection.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 04:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 08, 2017 04:17 PM (yV8pG)
Purely for #SCIENCE
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2017 04:17 PM (AOrEZ)
Hentai tentacle sex?
I am confused and concerned.
Posted by: James Comey at June 08, 2017 03:47 PM (4AVeu)
But are you stunned and cowardly?
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:17 PM (OdHXU)
Posted by: Sponge at June 08, 2017 04:18 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Reality R.R.R. Winner at June 08, 2017 04:18 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 08, 2017 04:17 PM (e8kgV)
She thinks that Comey did the same thing she did except with government work product protected by attorney client privilege.
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:18 PM (OdHXU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2017 04:19 PM (BC5E+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 04:19 PM (fceHP)
This thinking from the USAAC is also why the P-39 became a slug above 24,000ft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 04:10 PM (8xZzv)
And why the legendary P-51 was a dog until they switched to the RR Merlin
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 08, 2017 04:19 PM (lKyWE)
Ace, you're still a little inaccurate here. Let me straighten it out for you:
Manga -- comic book drawings (non-animated)
Anime -- animated comic-style drawings
Hentai -- pornographic comic both non-animated and animated
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2017 04:20 PM (DQ4Fv)
so I will gaze at your guyzez comments hoping I understand from afar.
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 04:20 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 08, 2017 04:20 PM (oZ6kz)
I've compared Pandas to Germans. If you can't figure out the need to fuck to procreate it may be God's way of saying you shouldn't be around any more.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 04:21 PM (+7/1f)
My twenty something sons tell me urban dictionary terms ( I think they wrote some) all the time, because they like to laugh at me running with my fingers in my ears.
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:21 PM (OdHXU)
That five minute thing and wire was a fact with the Corsairs. IIRC it was called War Emergency Power and like the GM-1 option on the DB601 engine in Bf-109s, would allow a temporary boost in engine horsepower.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 04:21 PM (s6uSp)
Posted by: Squiddly Diddly at June 08, 2017 04:22 PM (0oDnb)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 08, 2017 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)
I know a couple responses were "I don't get it" and some were "disgusting." I know I gave some response about it, but later on I wished I had said "this is a good way to know which of your friends spend way too much time on Urban dictionary."
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2017 04:12 PM (z/Ubi)
You mean the shocker? (Two fingers and the pinky extended).
Yes, it has a dirty meaning, and also hilariously is my alma mater's hand sign. (Go Coogs)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 08, 2017 04:23 PM (t06LC)
My twenty something sons tell me urban dictionary terms ( I think they wrote some) all the time, because they like to laugh at me running with my fingers in my ears.
Posted by: dagny at June 08, 2017 04:21 PM (OdHXU)
Ok, well since the thread is basically done since there's a new one.
You have been warned, skip down if you don't want to know.
Two fingers and then a fist. Stands for minivan. You know, two in the front, 5 in the rear. Connect with Urban dictionary.
There you go.
I warned you that you didn't want to know.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2017 04:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Jesus.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at June 08, 2017 04:25 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 08, 2017 03:00 PM (mf5HN)
That's subcontracted to me for exclusive ONT Compliance Pics postings.
They're the same pics of course you see on my Twitter feed that you have seen by going to my profile page, clicking on Media, then wearing out your F5 key
The only other way for Ace to truly show appreciation to you would be to get one of those sci-fi type machines you find on 3D comic porn that would turn him into a hot woman
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2017 04:26 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 08, 2017 04:27 PM (s26vG)
get one of those sci-fi type machines you find on 3D comic porn that
would turn him into a hot woman
You Humans are awfully stuck on yourselves, perhaps Ace might want to be a hot cat-girl like M'ress?
Nyah???
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2017 04:29 PM (s6uSp)
I wasn't disagreeing. Just trying to express that since hentai is not the correct native terminology, it can get applied a bit haphazardly. There's no reason it shouldn't apply to both.
Posted by: Sjg at June 08, 2017 04:32 PM (gDSJf)
Yes, it has a dirty meaning, and also hilariously is my alma mater's hand sign. (Go Coogs)
Two in the pink, one in the stink?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 04:32 PM (PCof0)
The Japanese are paradoxical. They are the most impotent people on
Earth. Yet, they are obsessed with rape. I believe there are psychopaths
who conform to this pattern, according to the thriller movies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2017 04:11 PM (Qq/It)
I wonder sometimes if, like with the Europeans after WWI, they basically lost a generation of men in WWII and have never recovered from it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2017 04:43 PM (jK8Z7)
Busy busy busy ...
Meanwhile, prejudices arise out of thin air ....
Posted by: g6loq at June 08, 2017 04:48 PM (122Gu)
Posted by: Zed at June 08, 2017 04:50 PM (Qq/It)
Posted by: Smackdab at June 08, 2017 04:56 PM (9WAWh)
2. Whoever warned Ace years ago about his busty lesbian link before we all saw it are h8ers and should be banned.
Posted by: waelse1 at June 08, 2017 05:21 PM (iKzzQ)
Posted by: waelse1 at June 08, 2017 05:23 PM (iKzzQ)
Posted by: jihadi at June 08, 2017 05:25 PM (I64i9)
Posted by: bandarlog at June 08, 2017 05:25 PM (sMEto)
RESEARCH FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
RESEARCH FOR SCIENCE!!!
RESEARCH IS NEVER WRONG!!!
Posted by: PeteWho at June 08, 2017 06:00 PM (N+CRe)
Hentai is a japanese word meaning "pervereted." Internationaly the word hentai has come to mean adult material of Japanese origin (or, sometimes influenced). I japan hentai is not used generically.
Hentai refers both to animated AND still images. what is referenced in the post is a hentai manga. As opposed to a Hentai Doujinshi or Hentai Anime.
Manga is professionally produced adult comics featuring original characters.
Doujinshi is amateur works featuring either original characters or using characters from another work.
(I love it when a topic comes up that really hits my area of expertise)
Posted by: turk187 at June 08, 2017 06:46 PM (++v4p)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 08, 2017 07:49 PM (2yngH)
Posted by: John at June 08, 2017 07:56 PM (jBXA8)
Posted by: Aggle at June 08, 2017 09:08 PM (J6DrC)
So, you're good, it's all evolution. Science has not pronounced a verdict on tentacles, but it sounds like an evolutionary dead end, so doubt Science will like it. Being all Sciencey and all.
Posted by: Joe Mack at June 08, 2017 10:17 PM (Mt8T4)
And, of course, it turns out that red pandas aren't bears, they're off in their own family and genus more closely related to racoons and weasels than bears. Even though giant pandas and red pandas are extremely similar in morphology, behavior, habitat, and range.
Posted by: The Lunatic at June 09, 2017 12:17 AM (LsfKi)
Satan just called. He wonders why y'all don't want to such his barbed cock. It's much less rapey than tentacles.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 09, 2017 10:11 AM (1hM1d)
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