Fashion Thread: What to Wear When Visiting A Cathedral

Hey, the Moronettes asked for it.....
Living la bella vita! Michelle Obama bares her shoulder in a flirty strappy top as she and Barack are met by cheering crowds while visiting a local cathedral during their vacation in Tuscany

Michelle Obama looked especially glamorous as she stepped out in Sienna, Tuscany today wearing a flirty shoulder-baring top, paired with a high-waisted kaki-colored pants

Lest you think I am embellishing, the caption was taken directly from the Daily Mail article.

The frantic attempts over the past eight years to cast Michelle Obama as some paragon of beauty and fashion is insulting. She is a styleless; frumpy wannabe who either has no sense of fashion or uses her clothing choices to send a message, and that message is rude and dismissive and unbecoming of a former first lady.

But let us give credit where credit is due. Barack Obama is dressed like a gentleman visiting a cathedral.

Posted by: CBD at 11:20 AM

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1 Roger Moore dead at 89

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at May 23, 2017 11:11 AM (e8kgV)

2 UGH

Tacky is as tacky does!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2017 11:11 AM (NOIQH)

3 She's twice his size!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 23, 2017 11:11 AM (kTF2Z)

4 Yes, when I think of glamor, I always think of Bigfoot with its tits hanging out.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 23, 2017 11:11 AM (/ak+3)

5 Well at least he left the mom jeans at home.

Posted by: Gaff at May 23, 2017 11:12 AM (jPS2y)

6 Having Trump as POTUS means I never have to GAF about these two people ever again.

Hope they found some "interesting Italians" - maybe they could move there, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2017 11:12 AM (NOIQH)

7 She looks hideous.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 23, 2017 11:13 AM (/5WQL)

8 Our current first lady is an actual model so at least there's that.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 23, 2017 11:13 AM (rjvPw)

9 Nice job tucking in the dick.

Posted by: jagamo at May 23, 2017 11:13 AM (AW7+T)

10 And he looks like the neighborhood liquor store owner.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 23, 2017 11:14 AM (qJhUV)

11 They would not let her in an Italian cathedral dressed like that. She'll have to cover up.

Posted by: LASue at May 23, 2017 11:14 AM (sfTql)

12 Oh my word...how can she possibly, possibly think that looks good?! Cathedral, going to the park, taking out the trash....it's ugly, under any circumstance. And those big ol' cargo pants. Sad!

Posted by: lizabth at May 23, 2017 11:14 AM (uPMKA)

13 The narrative has become blatantly rude. This was deliberate.

I suggest they wear exactly the same and visit a mosque.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 23, 2017 11:14 AM (svsxx)

14 4> 9>
Y'all are on a roll.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2017 11:14 AM (jAZR9)

15 Compare what Melania has been wearing for the past several months to what this beast has worn for the past 8 years. Total and complete opposite ends of the spectrum. Class vs. crass.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 23, 2017 11:15 AM (/5WQL)

16 Looks fine to me.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 23, 2017 11:15 AM (kTF2Z)

17 Blesstheirhearts.

Posted by: 80's music fan at May 23, 2017 11:15 AM (F65bY)

18 I saw this yesterday and my jaw hit the floor. The word "ghastly" doesn't even begin to come close to describing this horrible outfit.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 23, 2017 11:16 AM (mQ0Mc)

19 Lotta Dick Tape under those high-waisted pants.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:16 AM (/jDGf)

20 Barack Obama is dressed like a gentleman visiting a cathedral.

Posted by: CBD at 11:20 AM
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A too-casual gentleman, but yeah, he looks (perhaps for the first time in 8+ years) like a grownup. She looks like something he picked up while in Rome and now doesn't know how to get rid of.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2017 11:16 AM (jTUfG)

21 This thread is full of win, unlike the Wookie's wardrobe.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 23, 2017 11:16 AM (CT2XH)

22
The narrative has become blatantly rude. This was deliberate.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 23, 2017 11:14 AM (svsxx)

I agree. She sees herself as a queen, with all of the attendant power and privilege.

She should read Rousseau about the divine right....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2017 11:16 AM (rF0hx)

23 Also, looks like she's packed on a ~~few~~ quite a lot of pounds since leaving the WH.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2017 11:18 AM (Enq6K)

24 The shirt might be cute on a slender 22 yr old. Michelle is under a strong delusion.

Posted by: lizabth at May 23, 2017 11:18 AM (uPMKA)

25 Shouldn't Barack be wearing Crocs?

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:18 AM (/jDGf)

26 Michelle SMASH!!!!

Posted by: Corndog at May 23, 2017 11:18 AM (p3eEq)

27 Army jeep meets ripped bodice. Dear G*d, she looks hideous.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 23, 2017 11:18 AM (mQ0Mc)

28 It reminds me of L'ange du Foyer.

Can't un-see that shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2017 11:18 AM (jAZR9)

29 And seriously? Without a bra, in a white top that is hanging off of her, going to a place of worship. smdh. She's just disgusting.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 23, 2017 11:19 AM (/5WQL)

30 I would totally pay that guy to suck my dick.

Posted by: Hugh Grant at May 23, 2017 11:19 AM (/jDGf)

31 This is just in line with what I've always seen in Michelle: she is desperate for attention, craves the media attention. Think of all the appearances on various tv shows - not just talk shows, but on reality shows like "Biggest Loser: and scripted shows like "iCarly" and "Nashville." And then there's her Let's Move stuff, mass workouts w/kids while wearing yoga pants, taking it to the UK as part of their Olympics.

She is unloved at home and must seek attention elsewhere. Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2017 11:19 AM (NOIQH)

32 Big Mike is beyond beautiful......
disgusting is way beyond beauty.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 23, 2017 11:19 AM (yTnCT)

33 I know that dude.

Gave him a ride, once.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at May 23, 2017 11:20 AM (/jDGf)

34 "If that thing goes rogue, It will be hard to stop."

Posted by: The Secret Service at May 23, 2017 11:20 AM (6gk0M)

35 He looks like an adult? With the sleeves rolled up like that?

How low have we set the bar? He's still a former POTUS.

Dress the part.

Do what you want in private, but show some class in public.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 23, 2017 11:20 AM (oQQwD)

36 Well, I guess trannies and mo's could use a little churchin' up.

Posted by: jagamo at May 23, 2017 11:21 AM (AW7+T)

37 Do what you want in private, but show some class in public.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 23, 2017 11:20 AM (oQQwD)

Well why start now....

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2017 11:22 AM (Enq6K)

38 Nevermind the shoulders MY GOD THE HIPS!

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2017 11:22 AM (rmVvL)

39 Looks like TFG is trying to hike his pants up to where some 85yr old guy wears them.

Moochelle has her waist up so high it could be a boob belt.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:22 AM (jxbfJ)

40 Like shooting fish in a barrel. All too easy. Nouveau riche.

Posted by: Strobe at May 23, 2017 11:22 AM (gbWkA)

41 38
Nevermind the shoulders MY GOD THE HIPS!

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2017 11:22 AM (rmVvL)

Manly looking, aren't they.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:22 AM (jxbfJ)

42 Do what you want in private, but show some class in public.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 23, 2017 11:20 AM (oQQwD)

I would have preferred the cuffs buttoned and a sport coat over the shirt, but he his presentable and shows some dignity.

And my GOD! Compared to her?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2017 11:22 AM (rF0hx)

43 Ah, where's the "crowds"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 23, 2017 11:23 AM (MINbv)

44 "Former First Lady Examines Newly Purchased Crack Rock"

Posted by: The Daily Mail at May 23, 2017 11:23 AM (6gk0M)

45 Hey in the picture it looks like Fredo is wearing Bruno Magli shoes? Ya know them ugly ass shoes?

Now I am not saying fredo killed Nicole and I am not saying he did not, but how about a special council to find out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2017 11:23 AM (5y11N)

46 Oh no. First Roger Moore dies and now this!

Posted by: Bummer at May 23, 2017 11:23 AM (K3F/8)

47 weird-o & beard-o

Posted by: jagamo at May 23, 2017 11:24 AM (AW7+T)

48 How can the MFM ever had blessed her fashion sense. She is hideous.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2017 11:24 AM (mpXpK)

49 Is that a Real Lacewig or a Sears Lacewig?

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:24 AM (/jDGf)

50
Those pants, ugh. Something a skid row bum would throw back in the Goodwill shed.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at May 23, 2017 11:24 AM (HTdUD)

51 Next thing we'll see/hear about is TFG's crotch "enhanced" showing wood.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:24 AM (jxbfJ)

52
Barack Obama is dressed like a former leader who created a crisis in Syria, funded weapons to ISIS and lead to the situation where a bunch of little girls died in England today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2017 11:24 AM (ODxAs)

53 Michelle Obama is Ray Harryhausen's best work.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 23, 2017 11:24 AM (VdICR)

54 Roger Moore dead at 89

Probably saw this photo

Posted by: The media at May 23, 2017 11:25 AM (O2RFr)

55 what is it with this woman? (no, not Barak) the high waisted dresses and these truly horrible pants do nothing but accentuate her worst features....I have seen her dressed in flattering attire, but not often

Posted by: the Butcher at May 23, 2017 11:25 AM (AGJqR)

56 What do you think she outweighs him by? 40 pounds?

Posted by: BuckIV at May 23, 2017 11:25 AM (CLfqv)

57 She has some HUGE thighs and hips.

Two words for the hypocritical lunch lady:

Salad.

Bar.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 23, 2017 11:26 AM (4AVeu)

58 She's missing a part of her brain that looks in the mirror and says, "Noooooo."

Posted by: Alana at May 23, 2017 11:26 AM (WFVVX)

59 56
What do you think she outweighs him by? 40 pounds?

Posted by: BuckIV at May 23, 2017 11:25 AM (CLfqv)

From each hip

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:26 AM (jxbfJ)

60 Just seeing those two walking free and unrepentant annoys the shit out of me. My first comment would have gotten me banned.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 23, 2017 11:26 AM (Eyx+b)

61 I guess she thought the cathedral was in a trailer park.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 23, 2017 11:26 AM (Nwg0u)

62 39 Looks like TFG is trying to hike his pants up to where some 85yr old guy wears them.
-------------

Maybe he's hoisting his junk up in an effort to "advertise."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2017 11:26 AM (vg8iE)

63 55 what is it with this woman? (no, not Barak) the high waisted dresses and these truly horrible pants do nothing but accentuate her worst features....I have seen her dressed in flattering attire, but not often

Perfect candidate for a burka

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 23, 2017 11:26 AM (O2RFr)

64 My sister and I traveled in Italy fifteen years ago. Before we left the U.S. we studied the cultural ways of the country and packed clothes that we knew we could wear into cathedrals. No short skirts or sleeveless shirts. If two broke college students did that, why can't Mooch? It's not like she doesn't have $$ to buy clothes.
Oh, but this is Mrs. OBAMA we're talking about. Fashion icon, etc. It's not like she and Barry were going to get kicked out for not adhering to the dress code.

Posted by: iwuzhere at May 23, 2017 11:27 AM (jiGGU)

65 I'd like to see a Sirena Williams v Michele Obama cage match.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:27 AM (/jDGf)

66 WTF is this.
The front panel of those pants is made of reinforced carbon fiber. Not only is it slimming, is likely doubles as body armor.

Posted by: IP at May 23, 2017 11:27 AM (UmSfZ)

67 The shadow of her ass weighs forty pounds.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 23, 2017 11:27 AM (Eyx+b)

68
I see now why it was a tough decision for him to choose hetero.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at May 23, 2017 11:27 AM (HTdUD)

69 Actually, this is pretty much a repeat of the previous post.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 23, 2017 11:27 AM (Yi9Gb)

70 When in Rome, do as the Roman whores do.

Posted by: jagamo at May 23, 2017 11:27 AM (AW7+T)

71 By the way, the Daily Mail is wrong. That's not khaki...that's "olive drab."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2017 11:27 AM (rF0hx)

72 Aha! Barack and Michelle will be the new James and Jane Bond!

Posted by: some guy in Hollywood, probably at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

73 Former Bears linebacker Mike Singletary takes the President on a tour of Tuscany.

Posted by: From Photo at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (6gk0M)

74 Actually, this is pretty much a repeat of the previous post.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 23, 2017 11:27 AM (Yi9Gb)

Yeah....you assholes never stick to the topic at hand!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (rF0hx)

75 The Bears' new linebacker likes to dress as a girl in his off hours.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (Nwg0u)

76 I wonder if there are any places to rent in Tuscany.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (QQ+il)

77 That's not khaki..

It's tacky

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (O2RFr)

78 Couldn't even look at either of them the last several years and still can't.

Thank God Melania has restored beauty and grace to the position of First Lady.

Savage opined she is better looking than Jackie K--I think that is probably true.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (XsVWn)

79 DAMN!

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:29 AM (FZYNt)

80 Gaak! Beat to the linebacker joke!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 23, 2017 11:29 AM (Nwg0u)

81 But let us give credit where credit is due. Barack Obama is dressed like a gentleman visiting a cathedral.

Because he's wearing pants?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 23, 2017 11:29 AM (QQ+il)

82 'Sirena Williams v Michele Obama cage match.'

The true Rumble in the Jungle

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:30 AM (XsVWn)

83 The frantic attempts over the past eight years to cast Michelle Obama as some paragon of beauty and fashion is insulting. She is a styleless; frumpy wannabe who either has no sense of fashion or uses her clothing choices to send a message, and that message is rude and dismissive and unbecoming of a former ~~first lady~~ NFL middle linebacker.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:30 AM (SRKgf)

84 Looks like B+rry is hitching up his pants after Mooch got him out of the bathhouse.

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2017 11:30 AM (BQrOu)

85 Ahh, you used the nice picture. The one titled "Enjoying the sights" gets to the real Michelle.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 23, 2017 11:30 AM (d3wbb)

86 Michelle Obama looked especially glamorous as she stepped out in Sienna

Lest you think I am embellishing, the caption was taken directly from the Daily Mail article.

The Limeys must be using a very odd definition of the word glamorous

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2017 11:30 AM (493sH)

87 Seriously, what's with those cargo pants? I don't usually care about fashion but those are just abominable.

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 23, 2017 11:30 AM (oZ6kz)

88 Oops. Just saw #75.

It's the Bears' new linebacker. Lawrence Taylor has been retired for years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (SRKgf)

89 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (7ZVPa)

90 The media told us for years that Michelle was in great shape - look at those toned arms!

When I look at those arms, I see a fat dimple on her shoulder.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (kQBSd)

91 As usual...no children.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (/jDGf)

92 I could give two shits.

The only useful purpose these people have is to serve as an historical marker to people that have no sense of what history happened before they were born or arrived in this country and thus a set a standard of hypocrisy that they may stumble upon.

Posted by: TheseGoTo11 at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (/5Axw)

93 The Limeys must be using a very odd definition of the word glamorous
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2017 11:30 AM (493sH)

Brit irony.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (SRKgf)

94 The question to ask when you see those two together is 'who is bearding whom?'.

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2017 11:32 AM (BQrOu)

95 "I wonder if there are any places to rent in Tuscany.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (QQ+il) "

It's booked solid, Grump.

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 23, 2017 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)

96 That's a MAN, bay-bee!

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 23, 2017 11:32 AM (0mRoj)

97 My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2017 11:32 AM (7HtZB)

98 87 Seriously, what's with those cargo pants? I don't usually care about fashion but those are just abominable.
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 23, 2017 11:30 AM (oZ6kz)

The worst part is the sign on the back that says "wide load."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:32 AM (SRKgf)

99 71. I thought that was the Limey word for olive drab.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 23, 2017 11:32 AM (TwwWO)

100 81 Well,he has most of us morons beat there....

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2017 11:32 AM (rmVvL)

101 Seriously. Watched the vids, clicked the pics. Where are the "admiring crowds" mentioned in the article?

I'd laugh, but that passes for news these days...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 23, 2017 11:32 AM (MINbv)

102 89
That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (7ZVPa)

And when she sports "wood" then the whole world will know.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)

103 Melania would look fantastic in a gunny sack

Michelle takes that literally

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (FZYNt)

104 The worst part is the sign on the back that says "wide load."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:32 AM (SRKgf)

Every time she takes a step backwards she makes a beeping sound

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (493sH)

105 She just needs to change her name to LaFawnduh Fattywhompus.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (4AVeu)

106 I think the Daily Mail does that - and they do it often - so all the comments will reflect what the DM really thinks, without the DM having to deliver the criticism.

It's pretty obvious.

Posted by: Alana at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (WFVVX)

107 I hate piling on on, but she is just an awkward woman without style or grace.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (7uYFy)

108 Savage opined she is better looking than Jackie K--I think that is probably true.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (XsVWn)

Of course she is. It's not even close.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (SRKgf)

109 Yes, Europe is looking really good these days:

https://tinyurl.com/k2gdybx

Should do wonders for tourism. Mooch and the Stick will help too.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (XsVWn)

110
Barry is scanning the crowds for any interesting Italians to blow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (493sH)

111 the biggest surprise is this outfit doesn't resemble the drapes or couch

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (FZYNt)

112 Ugly outfit. The pants look like they contain a corset to push her belly up and make it look like boobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (0deF2)

113 I'm not gonna go after heir figure when I could stand to lose a few, but her habit of wearing sleeveless party dresses to serious occasions always bugged me. As First Lady she had access to the very best advice on what's appropriate attire for any event.
All I had was my parents and my friends' parents, but somehow I retained what I learned despite lacking an Ivy League degree.

Posted by: stace at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (bwBxJ)

114 OTOH, this would be appropriate wear for attending a St. Trayvon memorial, with the obligatory commemorative twerking session afterward.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (SRKgf)

115 That's also how she dresses when visiting a mosque or some significant Muslim, isn't it?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (nBr1j)

116 91 As usual...no children.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (/jDGf)
************
they're going to be their own tabloid train wreck. sad.
Dad's a fag and Mom is Dad's husband.

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (BQrOu)

117 Damn..... Roger Moore.. RIP....

Time for a 'The Saint' Marathon.....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (NgKpN)

118 Was this picture snapped right after Michelle slapped back and rejected Barry's hand ?
Or before?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (7uYFy)

119 Savage opined she is better looking than Jackie K--I think that is probably true.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (XsVWn)

Of course she is. It's not even close.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

the only reason she looks better than Jackie O is cause she has been dead for over 20 years

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (FZYNt)

120 113 I'm not gonna go after heir figure when I could stand to lose a few, but her habit of wearing sleeveless party dresses to serious occasions always bugged me. As First Lady she had access to the very best advice on what's appropriate attire for any event.
All I had was my parents and my friends' parents, but somehow I retained what I learned despite lacking an Ivy League degree.

Posted by: stace at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (bwBxJ)
==========

The lack of hosiery always bothered me - her and Dr. Jill both.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (vg8iE)

121 Well, he can hardly be expected to tell her how to dress.
"Looks great, honey" is the only safe answer.

Posted by: Little Boomer at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (6fu25)

122 HAMMERTIME!
nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh
Cain't touch this!

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (fD1ST)

123 She is a styleless; frumpy wannabe who either has no sense of fashion or uses her clothing choices to send a message, and that message is rude and dismissive and unbecoming of a former first lady.

She has an unfortunate build for wearing the type of clothing she wants to wear. That's what it has always been. She wants to wear high end fashion that is on the more hip edge of the spectrum. Her build just does not allow for her to do so without the fit being horrendous and without the clothes wearing her instead of her wearing the clothes.

I'll admit that I find the attacks by many here on her looks to be, well, somewhere past nasty. The flip side to that is that I find the attempts to breathlessly make her a fashion icon to be beyond absurd.

She is a tall woman with an Amazonian build and, if she received and listened to good fashion advice, she could be well dressed. What she won't ever be, because of the vagaries of the human form, is a woman who is able to pull off cutting edge design. She does not have the body for it. That's not an insult, that's just brutal fact. She can easily be well dressed. What she cannot be is a cutting edge style maven. Trying to act like she is really is just awful for all involved.

It's why I get all dog level screechy about the boob belts (which, gah, WWE style belts do not look any better on Melania, why why do people try to make them a thing why). It looks terrible on her and it makes her look terrible and the entire freaking point of fashion and makeup and hair styles and all the rest is to bring out the best of that person. Fashion exists to enhance the person, not the person existing to be nothing but a coat hanger.

That top doesn't fit her. It just doesn't. Instead of making her look young and breezy, it makes her look like the damn top is about to fall off. It makes her look like she's trying way way too damn hard.

The pants are nice, though high waisted is a very difficult look to pull off. I like the bracelets.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (mf5HN)

124 Her ass looks like two hogs stuffed in a gunny sack.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (kTF2Z)

125 Ugh. Did not need this picture.

Look, I'll insult Bathhouse Barry all day long, but he can actually dress with some decent style and look pretty presentable. M'chelle's just a loss.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (AM1GF)

126 I would have preferred the cuffs buttoned and a sport coat over the shirt, but he his presentable and shows some dignity.

And my GOD! Compared to her?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2017 11:22 AM (rF0hx)

I know, CBD, but my dad was a stonemason and he never entered a church, here or in Italy , either for Mass or as a tourist without being better dressed than that. It was out of respect for the Blessed Sacrament ( for Catholics, God is physically present in a church.) God will certainly accept those who come to him humbly dressed out of necessity, but the Obamas are just dressed like slobs.

Side note: my mom is 93 (today!) and she even puts on matchy-matchy outfits & lipstick to go to her physical therapy appointments.

Anyway, Melania arrives in Italy and she is going to be gorgeous!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (oQQwD)

127 Just think, for the rest of her arrogant America hating life American Secret Service agents are going to be put in place to protect it.
And Barry too.
Just doesn't seem right to me.

Posted by: IP at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (UmSfZ)

128 When visiting many(all) Cathedrals it is customary to cover your arms/shoulders. "Turn out the lights! This is a f'n rock concert....Josh!" Great Quote from Eddie vedder

Posted by: Oncebitten at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (rO07P)

129 Well he's listed at 180 and she's roughly his height, she's definetely broader and larger than he is, so I would peg her at around 205.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (rjvPw)

130 Remember, this is the woman that was scolding everyone about our kids eating like pigs.

Posted by: Maritime at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (zu/Gn)

131 'All I had was my parents and my friends' parents, but somehow I retained what I learned despite lacking an Ivy League degree.'

You either have class or you don't. It is not something conferred by degree or status.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (XsVWn)

132 124 Her ass looks like two hogs stuffed in a gunny sack.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

there is one hog in those pants for sure

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (FZYNt)

133 The first comment that came up for me at the bottom of the article was "Refrigerator Perry".

I only read a small number of comments but almost none of them were flattering.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (Enq6K)

134 On a positive note, I applaud her for shaving her back before wearing this in public.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (7ZVPa)

135 107 I hate piling on on, but she is just an awkward woman without style or grace.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (7uYFy)

The thing that's genuinely baffled me is that she has tons of money and access to stylists, makeup artists, clothing designers, the works. She had this as FLOTUS and has it now. Granted there isn't much to work with, but she always looked godawful, and in this picture just looks like a complete shlub. What the hell?

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (0mRoj)

136 I have to give credit to her makeup crew, though. You can hardly tell where the sorority branding scar on her right arm is.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (fD1ST)

137 ugh it's really not that hard.

Posted by: scottst at May 23, 2017 11:37 AM (peQUF)

138 Michelle Oh! has bad taste.

There. I said it.

She has no idea of what looks good on here, and obviously she doesn't have any friends that will step up and said "buttercup, ya look like the side of a barn in that. "

Also... really disrespectful to wear that in a church and if Melania did that, there would be banshee shrieking from the MSM.

But President Boyfriend's wife? Not a peep.

Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2017 11:37 AM (aT+Bx)

139 Uh.... where the hell are they getting all this money to travel?

I know they got a couple of book deals... but...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 23, 2017 11:37 AM (NgKpN)

140 "Khaki" is both a color and a material.

I'm wearing Khaki cargo shorts, but they're dyed Olive Drab, in color.

She is wearing an Olive Drab 18 wheeler flatbed trailer tarp.

And yes, it beeps when she's backing up. Or, ought to.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2017 11:37 AM (v5iqM)

141 'The lack of hosiery always bothered me'

The concept of pantyhose here does not bear thinking about.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:37 AM (XsVWn)

142 At least you can't see her penis!

Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2017 11:37 AM (aT+Bx)

143 I had always pondered why Europeans thought Americans were rude and classless visitors.

no longer.

Posted by: willow at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (0Ryp5)

144 Please -- PLEASE -- do not let them still be in Italy when I get there

Posted by: natasha333 at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (1zkLv)

145 Look, I'll insult Bathhouse Barry all day long, but
he can actually dress with some decent style and look pretty
presentable.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (AM1GF)

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That's so weird, isn't it?

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (fD1ST)

146 And yes, it beeps when she's backing up. Or, ought to.

Posted by: Jim

in some locations it would require 2 flagmen too

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (FZYNt)

147 Actually the Brits criticizing anyone's fashion sense is ludicrous. I have seen Englishmen wearing ensembles that were clearly designed and executed without any input from Frenchmen or Italians. When you get a spit-take just looking at a dude it's memorable.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (Eyx+b)

148 118
Was this picture snapped right after Michelle slapped back and rejected Barry's hand ?

Or before?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2017 11:34 AM (7uYFy)

Punched him in the dick

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (jxbfJ)

149 avage opined she is better looking than Jackie K--I think that is probably true.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:28 AM (XsVWn)

Of course she is. It's not even close.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:33 AM (SRKgf)

Jackie O had a short window. She was actually very pretty in the '50's when they were first married. And she did have style as First Lady. But don't forget, she was a new thing after the one-two-three punch of frumpy first ladies--Eleanor Roosevelt, Bess Truman, Mamie Eisenhower....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (7uYFy)

150 the only reason she looks better than Jackie O is cause she has been dead for over 20 years
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (FZYNt)

Jackie's were so far apart she probably didn't binocular vision. She could look in two different directions at the same time, like a chameleon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (SRKgf)

151 if a white woman wore a top like that she'd be called "trailer trash."

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

152 The question to ask is "how much is THIS trip costing the taxpayers". Its about time that his gravy train got cut off.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (mpXpK)

153 Barry sure looks like he's caught the Slims.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (QQ+il)

154 Don't these people have jobs?
And yes, gay men know how to dress.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (3OIiX)

155 So... which year of the endless Obama vacation are we in?

Posted by: V the K at May 23, 2017 11:39 AM (O7MnT)

156 I would have preferred the cuffs buttoned and a sport coat over the shirt, but he his presentable and shows some dignity.

And my GOD! Compared to her?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2017 11:22 AM (rF0hx)

A short-sleeved dress shirt would be preferable, I think. Or even a golf shirt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2017 11:39 AM (0deF2)

157 142
At least you can't see her penis!

Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2017 11:37 AM (aT+Bx)

Duct tape is amazing, isn't it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:39 AM (jxbfJ)

158 Look, I'll insult Bathhouse Barry all day long, but
he can actually dress with some decent style and look pretty
presentable.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (AM1GF)

Fabulous?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:39 AM (SRKgf)

159 Thanks #73, I just snorted out loud at work.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 23, 2017 11:39 AM (Ssh+t)

160 Looks like Michelle found the weight that Barack has lost -- and then some.

Posted by: natasha333 at May 23, 2017 11:40 AM (1zkLv)

161 Just watch the swinging medallion. You're getting sleepy, sleepy. You'll believe whatever I say. Now, Michelle Obama is beautiful, flirty, and stylish.

- First day in journalism 101

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 23, 2017 11:40 AM (Nwg0u)

162
The pants are nice, though high waisted is a very difficult look to pull off.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (mf5HN)

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I'm not sure what's so hard about it. Every old man at our church wears his pants like that.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 23, 2017 11:40 AM (fD1ST)

163 147 Actually the Brits criticizing anyone's fashion sense is ludicrous. I have seen Englishmen wearing ensembles that were clearly designed and executed without any input from Frenchmen or Italians. When you get a spit-take just looking at a dude it's memorable.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (Eyx+b)

"That is some outfit, buddy. You with the show?"

"No, I'm English."

Austin Powers

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2017 11:40 AM (7HtZB)

164
Barry is hitching up his pants because his buttplug was a little out of place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2017 11:40 AM (493sH)

165 I think it was Ace who, at the first inauguration, that it looks like Obama is taking his pet Yeti for a walk.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 23, 2017 11:40 AM (kTF2Z)

166 Vic -
Hope everything went well at the Dr. and you are doing well.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:40 AM (jxbfJ)

167 SHE beeps when she moonwalks.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (Eyx+b)

168 113 I'm not gonna go after heir figure when I could stand to lose a few,

I will. You know why? Because she lectures and hectors about healthy eating and exercise, and puts school kids on starvation rations while she stuffs her gob with wagyu beef and lobster all fucking day. I'll mock her saddlebags and wide ass all day every day and twice on Sunday.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (0mRoj)

169 "But let us give credit where credit is due. Barack Obama is dressed like a gentleman visiting a cathedral."

CBD, I can't help but think that Reagan would be wearing a tie and jacket or a suit if he planned to visit a cathedral. Obozo only looks OK compared to whats-her-name.

Posted by: JTB at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (V+03K)

170 A too-casual gentleman, but yeah, he looks (perhaps for the first time in 8+ years) like a grownup. She looks like something he picked up while in Rome and now doesn't know how to get rid of.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2017 11:16 AM (jTUfG)

"This ghettopotamus keeps following me around!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (SRKgf)

171 There's a 5 Lb Steamed Lobster in each of those pants pockets.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (/jDGf)

172 This photo explains the huge expense we had payed to haul Michelle's ass around on her vacations. That's a massive payload for any aircraft.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2017 11:42 AM (7n4KQ)

173 171 There's a 5 Lb Steamed Lobster in each of those pants pockets.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (/jDGf)

All the stolen towels & shower curtains from the hotel

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)

174 171
There's a 5 Lb Steamed Lobster in each of those pants pockets.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (/jDGf)

No crabs?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:42 AM (jxbfJ)

175 These people represented our nation for eight frigging years.

Beyond the incalculable damage they did, that in itself was a nightmare come true.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:42 AM (XsVWn)

176 157

***142 Duct tape is amazing, isn't it?***

Gorilla Tape

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 23, 2017 11:42 AM (Eyx+b)

177 She looked better in the 1967 Patterson/Gimlin film.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 23, 2017 11:43 AM (bML9A)

178 thick

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2017 11:43 AM (7n4KQ)

179 I don't think the beard looks ugly. Not really my taste but I've seen way worse.

Dem pants...no. Not unless you're working in a garden or something...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 23, 2017 11:43 AM (3OIiX)

180 ' a 5 Lb Steamed Lobster in each of those pants pockets. '

This is reminding me of the Seinfeld man-hands episode

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:43 AM (XsVWn)

181 If that picture is any indication, Michelle has really nice hips. I had not noticed that before.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (V86aL)

182 "This ghettopotamus keeps following me around!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (SRKgf)

LOL

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (7uYFy)

183 169
"But let us give credit where credit is due. Barack Obama is dressed like a gentleman visiting a cathedral."

CBD, I can't help but think that Reagan would be wearing a tie and
jacket or a suit if he planned to visit a cathedral. Obozo only looks OK
compared to whats-her-name.

Posted by: JTB at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (V+03K)

---

It's funny, but I sort of thought that, too. He looks dressed up like what I think a lot of us unemployed Morons have looked like when we've gone to church for Easter or to a high school graduation or out on a date for an anniversary.

Where is President Obama going again?

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (fD1ST)

184 I am surprised some old Italian, battle-axe church lady didn't come out and beat her with the processional cross when she tried to come into the church wearing that. Have been to Italy many times - I know they have people who specialize, and enjoy deeply, turning away people dressed inappropriately from famous churches. And they don't give a flying fig who you are. My favorite scene was some German idiot trying to get into St Peter's wearing Lederhosen (Dude. Seriously?!). The ushers were having none of that.

My guess is that US security detail must have gotten in the way and prevented this and, of course, no one of rank from the political side was smart/courageous enough to advise Ms. Frumpypants McPpototatosacktop that she should not wear that monstrosity of an outfit possibly ever, but certainly not to a Catholic Cathedral.

So the MSM story on this scandal will arrive in 3, 2, 1? Nope you get another story on Melania not wearing a veil in Saudi Arabia but still somehow being, you know, "submissive" and thus anti-feminist is what you get - and you will LIKE it! .

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (Fb9aZ)

185 What the fuck is 'Goony Goo-Goo'?

Posted by: Uncle Gus at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (/jDGf)

186 this also ran on yahoo news yesterday

example of opinion:

First Lady Michelle Obama looking fresh and flawless while touring the city of Montalcino in Italy.

you gotta see the picture to... well, we know what she looks like.
my review: she looks like she picked her clothes out with her eyes closed.

http://tinyurl.com/m2k96gk

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (ILitO)

187 Seriously, what's with those cargo pants? I don't usually care about fashion but those are just abominable.

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 23, 2017 11:30 AM (oZ6kz)

Yeah. You really can't put anything substantial in the leg pockets; it interferes with walking. Or sitting, or driving.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (0deF2)

188 166
Vic -
Hope everything went well at the Dr. and you are doing well.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:40 AM (jxbfJ)

It was a routine followup visit. No problems.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (mpXpK)

189 Fabulous?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Possibly--it's a thing in that part of that community--or maybe he just gives a damn and isn't a complete sartorial trainwreck. Honestly, when your comparison is M'chelle, we're not talking a high bar to clear, but he actually does fairly well generally speaking. (And for the record, it seems he just has sort of a slight build, which actually works in his favor in some ways there.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (AM1GF)

190 172 And Obama no longer has access to a C-5 ....

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (rmVvL)

191 Barry sure looks like he's caught the Slims.
--

"Butt Flu"

Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (aT+Bx)

192 'which year of the endless Obama vacation are we in?'

I believe we're in recovery summer

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:45 AM (XsVWn)

193 181
If that picture is any indication, Michelle has really nice hips. I had not noticed that before.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (V86aL)

---Maybe even two sets.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 23, 2017 11:45 AM (fD1ST)

194 Not to be rude, but that's a guy, right? I mean, Michelle was born a man?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2017 11:45 AM (zB8Dq)

195 She's advertising her availability now that her closeted faggot of a husband can get all the cocks he wants.

Posted by: S at May 23, 2017 11:45 AM (poT2p)

196 anyway I realize michelle seems to need someone to assist her in clothing choices, she had two or three dresses /outfits that she actually looked lovely in. That one person needs to stand up and announce him/herself and be applauded. Because all the others seem to have encouraged her bad choices.
she is not 20 or slender and she shouldn't try outfits such as this.

One of her designers would choose to make those big billowing skirts, hidous print materials for her also, and I just couldn't believe no one was able to guide her to lok her best.
and she can actually look nice.

Posted by: willow at May 23, 2017 11:45 AM (0Ryp5)

197 Lets be blunt; she looks like a fat southside Chicago whore on a day out with her half gay sugar daddy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2017 11:45 AM (d6ag0)

198 She is a tall woman with an ~~Amazonian~~ Skull Islandian build

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 23, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)

199 First Lady Michelle Obama looking fresh and flawless while touring the city of Montalcino in Italy.

you gotta see the picture to... well, we know what she looks like.
my review: she looks like she picked her clothes out with her eyes closed.

http://tinyurl.com/m2k96gk

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (ILitO)
===========

FORMER First Lady....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2017 11:45 AM (vg8iE)

200 81 But let us give credit where credit is due. Barack Obama is dressed like a gentleman visiting a cathedral.

Because he's wearing pants?
*
*
+ 1. After all, he could be walking around like most Americans nowadays, in a T-shirt and shorts.

(I denounce myself, my cats, and my car for placing such a horrible image in your minds.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (jTUfG)

201 185
What the fuck is 'Goony Goo-Goo'?

Posted by: Uncle Gus at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (/jDGf)

---

HIV?

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (fD1ST)

202 168
113 I'm not gonna go after heir figure when I could stand to lose a few,

I will. You know why? Because she lectures and hectors about healthy
eating and exercise, and puts school kids on starvation rations while
she stuffs her gob with wagyu beef and lobster all fucking day. I'll
mock her saddlebags and wide ass all day every day and twice on Sunday.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 23, 2017 11:41 AM (0mRoj)
***
I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (Fb9aZ)

203
The pants have those pockets perfect for Little Red Books and Rules for Radicals.

Feh. On them both. I'll be in Florence and Siena in July and I'm sure the stench will linger from where those two shambled.

8 years of our lives. Wasted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (mbhDw)

204
I'm surprised they let her in...dem Italians are persnickity about dress codes in church.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (wPVDQ)

205
"Yes, when I think of glamor, I always think of Bigfoot with its tits hanging out."

That's why I love this place!

Posted by: jrg at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (Vm6Dk)

206 185 What the fuck is 'Goony Goo-Goo'?
Posted by: Uncle Gus at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (/jDGf)

LMAO!

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (7HtZB)

207 Good grief.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)

208 Why doesn't she just go with the mu-mu?

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (XsVWn)

209 I believe even a Mao suit would be an improvement.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (7ZVPa)

210 We're gonna need a bigger confessional.

Posted by: Roman Catholic Priest at May 23, 2017 11:47 AM (/jDGf)

211 She's gone from boob belts to boob pants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2017 11:47 AM (PY9jH)

212 As usual...no children.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (/jDGf)
---------

I was thinking the very same thing. This is how many vacations since the Inauguration? While they still have a daughter at home, for whom they are supposedly staying in Washington so as not to disrupt her schooling?

And her clothes are horrible. I agree that he looks much more presentable. She should definitely have known better. St. Catherine of Siena must be rolling over in her grave.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2017 11:47 AM (sBOL1)

213 Valerie Jarrett had to shave Michelle's shoulders beforehand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB2svzX7bwg

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2017 11:47 AM (zB8Dq)

214 slouching towards Bethlehem...

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 23, 2017 11:47 AM (C52a9)

215 "181 If that picture is any indication, Michelle has really nice hips. I had not noticed that before."

Not gonna lie...I hate her guts, but I've found her attractive since TFG started his first term. She also looks unsatisfied IMO.

Posted by: S at May 23, 2017 11:47 AM (poT2p)

216 211 She's gone from boob belts to boob pants.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (FZYNt)

217 OT: Manchester bomber identified as Salman Abedi.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (Enq6K)

218 Michelle's pants are too long also. The link has other photos, she has to lift her pant legs to walk.

Those pants are hideous, the top is a big miss, it's a wrinkled mess.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (Ri/rl)

219 Obama is a member of the Mile Wide Club.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (/jDGf)

220 OT: Manchester bomber identified as Salman Abedi.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (Enq6K)

Sounds Irish

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (493sH)

221 Michelle Obama could show up in one of the electrical tape outfits and the worthless, lying media would say she was, gorgeous, elegant and flawless.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (nBr1j)

222 217 OT: Manchester bomber identified as Salman Abedi.
Posted by: Tami

Amish, rite?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (FZYNt)

223 She should know better. Always use your pounding rock on gentle cycle.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (e1mEI)

224 Last time I was in a cathedral in Italy, I was wearing a maxi sundress, and pulled on a light-weight sweater to cover my arms and shoulders before entering.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (PY9jH)

225 Those pants.....

Michelle Obama: Making composite armor fashionable since 2008.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (CPk08)

226 'She also looks unsatisfied IMO.'

Are you man enough?

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (XsVWn)

227 215 "181 If that picture is any indication, Michelle has really nice hips. I had not noticed that before."

Not gonna lie...I hate her guts, but I've found her attractive since TFG started his first term. She also looks unsatisfied IMO.
Posted by: S at May 23, 2017 11:47 AM (poT2p)

Dear Lord, that fat "bobo-don?!" *

* Italian/Barese for hippopotamus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (mbhDw)

228 Not to be rude, but that's a guy, right? I mean, Michelle was born a man?
--

So they say.

Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (aT+Bx)

229 If that picture is any indication, Michelle has really nice hips. I had not noticed that before.

-
You mean she's got back?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (Nwg0u)

230 Nope.

Posted by: Will Folkes at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (kTF2Z)

231 And while I'm at it, that horrid pink one-shoulder top that cost $397 (according to DM) and the white ripped jeans are equally tacky, although I don't think she went cathedral-hopping in those. But have some class, lady.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (sBOL1)

232 How much more does she weigh than he does?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (vChNs)

233 the only reason she looks better than Jackie O is cause she has been dead for over 20 years

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (FZYNt)

Jackie was very pretty, but she always carried herself as though secure in her knowledge of the fact that her own shit didn't stink.

Melania is quite beautiful, and doesn't put on airs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (0deF2)

234 *** I believe even a Mao suit would be an improvement.

Ghilly suit.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (Eyx+b)

235
224 Last time I was in a cathedral in Italy, I was wearing a maxi sundress, and pulled on a light-weight sweater to cover my arms and shoulders before entering.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (PY9jH)
========

That's because you were brought up right.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2017 11:50 AM (vg8iE)

236 208
Why doesn't she just go with the mu-mu?

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:46 AM (XsVWn)

Just not the mu.nu. We'll never be able to bleach out the stains and the smell.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2017 11:50 AM (jxbfJ)

237 As has been stated before, the only logical answer is that Michelle's fashion advisers hate her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2017 11:50 AM (OdK9v)

238

Why do they even go to a cathedral? The classless uneducated cretins have no appreciation, understanding or respect for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2017 11:50 AM (493sH)

239 228 Not to be rude, but that's a guy, right? I mean, Michelle was born a man?
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So they say.
Posted by: shibumi

nobody has time to investigate.

too busy making shit up about President Trump

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:50 AM (FZYNt)

240 Aren't those pants what could be called harem pants. If so, it's appropriate I suppose.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 23, 2017 11:50 AM (nBr1j)

241 Barry soetoro thinks he's a fine summabish.

He's a prancing wildebeest.

His wife is 100 percent ghetto. She's ugly inside and out.

Posted by: Ummmm at May 23, 2017 11:50 AM (fs0vn)

242 224 Last time I was in a cathedral in Italy, I was wearing a maxi sundress, and pulled on a light-weight sweater to cover my arms and shoulders before entering.

But that's just me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (PY9jH)

I watched a "No Reservations" in Istanbul and Bourdain was almost apoplectic about some Russian teenybopper going into the Blue Mosque wearing plexiglas high heels, hot pants and a tube top.

After yesterday, I say "good for her."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2017 11:51 AM (mbhDw)

243 232
How much more does she weigh than he does?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2017 11:49 AM (vChNs)

I showed my husband the pic and asked him that question. His guess.... "double".

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2017 11:51 AM (Enq6K)

244 I mean, Michelle was born a man?
-----------------------------------
We'll need to see the original birth certificate!

Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2017 11:51 AM (SsblQ)

245 The thing that's genuinely baffled me is that she has tons of money and access to stylists, makeup artists, clothing designers, the works. She had this as FLOTUS and has it now. Granted there isn't much to work with, but she always looked godawful, and in this picture just looks like a complete shlub. What the hell?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (0mRoj)

This drives me nuts about anyone with the money and access to people to tell you how to look your best. You can look way better than you do, but you have to set aside your notion that you can still wear what the 19 year olds do.

shibumi nailed it, no one's ever said to her honey, no, just no, you look like hammered shit in that.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 23, 2017 11:51 AM (mf5HN)

246 181 If that picture is any indication, Michelle has really nice hips. I had not noticed that before.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (V86aL)

In the same sense that the USS Ronald Reagan has a nice keel, yes.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2017 11:51 AM (CPk08)

247 I remember the Obama family's first trip to Italy.

Malia was touring Rome in short-shorts, and several of the young (teen) men in their entourage were wearing wife beaters.

So classless and tacky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2017 11:51 AM (PY9jH)

248 241 Barry soetoro thinks he's a fine summabish.

He's a prancing wildebeest.

His wife is 100 percent ghetto. She's ugly inside and out.
Posted by: Ummmm at May 23, 2017 11:50 AM (fs0vn)

Summ'l cum louder. Just not with him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2017 11:51 AM (mbhDw)

249 244 I mean, Michelle was born a man?
-----------------------------------
We'll need to see the original birth certificate!

Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2017 11:51 AM (SsblQ)
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On it!

Posted by: Photoshop Super User at May 23, 2017 11:52 AM (vg8iE)

250
That's not khaki, it's OD green.

I'm throwing out my old fatigues now!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 23, 2017 11:52 AM (4DCSq)

251 I didn't know you could be kicked out of a European cathedral for not dressing appropriately. There were many times in my young adulthood when I attend my hometown Methodist church in jeans. No one cared.

Posted by: Mike at May 23, 2017 11:52 AM (jFniP)

252 228. I keep changing my mind on this question. One the one hand - very masculine features. On the other, a tranny or even a crossdresser or even a drag queen knows how to dress and carry himself with at least a parody of feminine grace. If it's a switcheroo, it's badly done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 23, 2017 11:52 AM (TwwWO)

253 4 Yes, when I think of glamor, I always think of Bigfoot with its tits hanging out.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 23, 2017 11:11 AM (/ak+3)

What da fuck is "goonie goo goo", Barry????

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at May 23, 2017 11:53 AM (OUB3w)

254 She looks like she's ready to jump out of a plane or tackle Barky.

And yes, Goony Goo Goo indeed!!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 23, 2017 11:53 AM (WLK0w)

255 I wonder how it went down in the spring of '16 at Windsor Castle with QEII

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:53 AM (XsVWn)

256 One photo to make you wish she was still wearing that multi-colored shower curtain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2017 11:53 AM (N7Wva)

257 They would not let her in an Italian cathedral dressed like that. She'll have to cover up.
Posted by: LASue at May 23, 2017 11:14 AM (sfTql)

No, they would not let my wife or daughter in dressed like that. The wife of O, sure they will.
When we went two years ago to several Italian cities and cathedrals, we made sure to dress appropriately. My wife and daughter both brought shawls to make sure that their shoulders were covered. It is called etiquette and manners.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at May 23, 2017 11:53 AM (ya6m1)

258 Remember when Michele's Limo got High Centered in England?

Good Times.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:54 AM (/jDGf)

259 I'd like to see Mooch march into a mosque dressed like that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2017 11:54 AM (PY9jH)

260 241 Barry soetoro thinks he's a fine summabish.

He's a prancing wildebeest.

His wife is 100 percent ghetto. She's ugly inside and out.
Posted by: Ummmm at May 23, 2017 11:50 AM (fs0vn)

By the way, I HATE how the word ghetto has been completely hijacked and abused by the Left. It has horrible connotations about where the Jewish people for centuries were FORCED to live, culminating in the Shoah.

A more appropriate word for Michelle and her ilk would be Leftist-induced SLUMS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2017 11:54 AM (mbhDw)

261 She has the shoulders of a linebacker. The term "flirty" does not come to my mind.

Posted by: Walknot at May 23, 2017 11:55 AM (6eK4W)

262 I liked Rodger Moore as Simon Templar in The Saint television series back in the sixties.

Posted by: Cosda at May 23, 2017 11:55 AM (kMSPQ)

263 is she examining a fresh booger?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2017 11:55 AM (vChNs)

264 Can't really blame him for hanging out in Tahiti for a couple of months.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2017 11:55 AM (OdK9v)

265 No, they would not let my wife or daughter in dressed like that. The wife of O, sure they will.

Let the wookie win

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2017 11:55 AM (493sH)

266 Not gonna lie...I hate her guts, but I've found her attractive since TFG started his first term. She also looks unsatisfied IMO.
Posted by: S at May 23, 2017 11:47 AM (poT2p)

They always seemed mismatched. She looks like she could use a really "big" guy--in every sense. It's doubtful Barry is packing much.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2017 11:55 AM (7uYFy)

267 Cut the Obamas some slack. They haven't darkened the doorstep of a proper church in... well... forever.

Posted by: red speck at May 23, 2017 11:55 AM (RcEOo)

268 I wonder if the Mooch worshiping fashion site is still up.

I'm too lazy to look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2017 11:55 AM (PY9jH)

269 My guess is that US security detail must have gotten in the way and prevented this

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 23, 2017 11:44 AM (Fb9aZ)

They were doing that, and making sure there were no turnstiles on the proposed route.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2017 11:56 AM (SRKgf)

270 Sal Bass? I thought he was dating Sidra.

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 23, 2017 11:56 AM (oZ6kz)

271 >>I'd like to see Mooch march into a mosque dressed like that.

Never happen.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:57 AM (/jDGf)

272 267 Cut the Obamas some slack. They haven't darkened the doorstep of a proper church in... well... forever.
Posted by: red speck at May 23, 2017 11:55 AM (RcEOo)

Chicago's WookEEEEEEZ . . . have come home to roost!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2017 11:57 AM (mbhDw)

273 She has the shoulders of a linebacker. The term "flirty" does not come to my mind.
Posted by: Walknot
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Flirting with a sartorial train wreck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2017 11:57 AM (OdK9v)

274 129
Well he's listed at 180 and she's roughly his height, she's definetely
broader and larger than he is, so I would peg her at around 205.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 23, 2017 11:36 AM (rjvPw)

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There's no way that little fellow is 180. He *might* be 165 soaking wet.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 23, 2017 11:58 AM (fD1ST)

275
The Obamas.

The epitome of a classless society.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2017 11:58 AM (S/hVx)

276 Dude looks hawt!!! - said no one ever.

Posted by: Fox at May 23, 2017 11:58 AM (TFUTH)

277 275
The Obamas.

The epitome of a classless society.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2017 11:58 AM (S/hVx)

THREAD WINNER.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2017 11:59 AM (mbhDw)

278 This is about more than just bad fashion. That's a given with Mooch.

Scroll down to the part about the villa where they are staying, owned by the former Obama Ambassador to Italy. We are talking mega bucks.

Yeah, the Democrat Party for the poor and the downtrodden

I love these bought for Ambassadorships. Both parties and not just Obama. The revolving door.

And there is even a little snark about the Obama carbon footprint.

Posted by: gracepc at May 23, 2017 11:59 AM (OU4q6)

279 Reminds me of a pair of venomous spiders.

That's usually how the genders compare.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 23, 2017 11:59 AM (XsVWn)

280 As usual...no children.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2017 11:31 AM (/jDGf)
_______

Who's to say O-Spawn often just look up as say
"Mom.. Dad.. no, just no. Fuck it, we're staying home if you're going out looking like that.."

Posted by: IP at May 23, 2017 11:59 AM (UmSfZ)

281 Nood.

CBD is on a writing tear this morning.

Posted by: The mass media can all EABOD at May 23, 2017 11:59 AM (+BoFT)

282 There's no way that little fellow is 180. He *might* be 165 soaking wet.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 23, 2017 11:58 AM (fD1ST)

He's got a 15 lbs buttplug installed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2017 11:59 AM (493sH)

283 Shibumi and AlextheChick, yes it could be due to sheer force of overbearing personality Michelle does fashion her way.

Or due to her being so overbearing, the style team is actively conspiring to dress as badly as possible.

Mrs. Robinson, you raised a monster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2017 12:00 PM (N7Wva)

284 Well he's listed at 180 and she's roughly his height, she's definetely broader and larger than he is, so I would peg her at around 205.

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in which sense do you mean 'peg her'?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2017 12:00 PM (vChNs)

285 Amish, rite?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2017 11:48 AM (FZYNt)

Must be. He had blue eyes. One blew north, and one blew south.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2017 12:00 PM (0deF2)

286 286 comments in, and a "nood" post up, and NOBODY
has mentioned the creases on Barry's slacks.

I mean NOBODY!

And has anybody seen his grades yet?

It's like I don't know you people anymore.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 23, 2017 12:05 PM (RFeQD)

287 O/T, because what more can one say about that:

Born in Manchester in 1994, the second youngest of four children his
parents were Libyan refugees who came to the UK to escape the Gaddafi
regime.

His mother, Samia Tabbal, 50, and father, Ramadan Abedi, a security
officer, were both born in Libya but appear to have emigrated to London
before moving to the Fallowfield area of south Manchester where they
have lived for at least ten years.

So, don't worry about refugees, you guys! They'll totes embrace their new homeland and assimilate. Oh wait, his younger sister insists she's from Tripoli, not the UK...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mhe2ngy

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2017 12:05 PM (NOIQH)

288 I see the lobster industrial complex is getting a workout.

Posted by: Fritz at May 23, 2017 12:07 PM (2Mnv1)

289 >> I would peg her at around 205.

I think you have that backwards.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip and Tackle at May 23, 2017 12:07 PM (/jDGf)

290
shibumi nailed it, no one's ever said to her honey, no, just no, you look like hammered shit in that.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 23, 2017 11:51 AM (

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I imagine it like when Robert Stack tells the gay air traffic controller in Airplane to talk Mrs Oveur down.

Where did you get this blouse? And those shoes, they're awful. And this brooch. Augh!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 23, 2017 12:07 PM (kTF2Z)

291 INSOMNIAC!!

CHECK EMAIL NOW NOW NOW

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 23, 2017 12:10 PM (C52a9)

292 I've found her attractive since TFG started his first term

You've been shipwrecked for how long, sailor?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 23, 2017 12:10 PM (QQ+il)

293 The pants are nice, though high waisted is a very difficult look to pull off. I like the bracelets.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 23, 2017 11:35 AM (mf5HN)

Thank you, Alex, for your well-thought out comment. I love fashion but I often can't wear what I like if I want to look my best.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at May 23, 2017 12:11 PM (RHjCR)

294 >I've found her attractive since TFG started his first term

Pack your shit. It's time to go home.

Posted by: African Hunting Guide at May 23, 2017 12:11 PM (/jDGf)

295 I think she can bench press her weight.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2017 12:12 PM (JO9+V)

296 237 As has been stated before, the only logical answer is that Michelle's fashion advisers hate her.
*
*
Maybe not hate. They might just be laughing behind her back. "Silly woman, believes everything we tell her! Haaa haa haaa!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2017 12:15 PM (jTUfG)

297 "226 'She also looks unsatisfied IMO.'

Are you man enough?"

I bet I make her orgasm for the first time in her adult life.

Posted by: S at May 23, 2017 12:18 PM (poT2p)

298 Trash.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 23, 2017 12:18 PM (RiXKb)

299 The poof who invented the word "flirty" has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Zombie Yves St. Laurent at May 23, 2017 12:18 PM (611Lm)

300 Since when is "kaki" dark green?

Posted by: Troll Feeder at May 23, 2017 12:22 PM (3BXSv)

301 Obama looks like a gentleman?!? OK, I guess Urkel was pretty polite.

Posted by: DLC2 at May 23, 2017 12:26 PM (P4scf)

302 And just now our current FLOTUS disembarked air force one in Rome with President Trump. She is wearing a lovely longsleeved black coat dress and fashionable sunglasses appropriate for the occasion.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 23, 2017 12:31 PM (62eBc)

303 All string. No kite.

Posted by: mr wolf at May 23, 2017 12:31 PM (4MRvZ)

304 A woman in her 40s and 50s should not be wearing such young-looking tops. Michelle looks ridiculous. She is not a movie star or pop star who would maybe have a need to 'dress younger' to keep her career going. That, really, would be the only excuse I would accept.

She looks frumpy in the pants and the top is just over-the-top too much for a woman in her 50s. High-waisted pants do not look good on the aging or slightly full figured (which is Michelle and most mothers in their 50s). These types of pants are meant for the young and sleek of figure.

Just all around awful.

Posted by: K-E at May 23, 2017 12:44 PM (uOEHQ)

305 Fashion tip to Michelle: When your ass is the size of Ohio...skip the cargo pants.

Posted by: vinnymotto at May 23, 2017 12:55 PM (+0t2Z)

306 I think the level of her commitment to style is about the same as her husband's commitment to a stable world order when he was in office.

Posted by: DaveD at May 23, 2017 12:56 PM (P5fqQ)

307 >She looks hideous.

Well, she's a guy, so...

Posted by: Scott at May 23, 2017 01:02 PM (kmvkg)

308 There's nothing wrong with high waisted pants. Sometimes they can accentuate your whole figure. If you have to cinch them up to your diaphragm to go with a delicate top, though, you're trying to cover a stomach that jiggles like Stay Puft. Just wear a less revealing shirt! Of course, given the shirt mainly reveals you have bigger shoulders than your husband, the worthwhile choice would be executing your fashion adviser.

The best part is, Melania Trump could absolutely rock that outfit, and Wookie absolutely knows it. I love her sycophants, because it is doubly painful when she imagines literally any other man, from steel working whites to NBA all stars, laughing her out of the room if she made a proposition. Whereas if Melania Trump did it, black and white men alike would suggest friction burns getting their pants off.

Posted by: trev006 at May 23, 2017 01:02 PM (LjVLD)

309 Well, at least he left his keffiyeh at home and didn't make her wear the burkah! I jest, I jest! Lighten up!

Posted by: Zon Torl at May 23, 2017 01:04 PM (82s/V)

310
[X] Grifter
[X] Tramp
[X] Boor

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 23, 2017 01:04 PM (rQe9y)

311 She's not even trying to look like a woman anymore......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 23, 2017 01:07 PM (jjaLl)

312 That outfit to look good would need to be on a very petite, young woman.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2017 01:26 PM (oiNtH)

313 She's trying to look smexy after reading Buhrock's account of dating and thoughts of gayness.

There are other photos of her holding her pants by ze thigh material as he tiptoes down the stairs. The fabric must be dragging along the pigeon poop.

Who...who wants to see his tits? I guess Mooch has moved beyond Amerikan royal to her next wish as global movie star. Next up, copying Marilyn Monroe over a grate. (Morons hope a woodchipper).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at May 23, 2017 01:28 PM (fq4ih)

314 You can't get away with that at the Vatican.

Swiss Guard make you Swiss Cheese.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 23, 2017 01:34 PM (O4wiF)

315 Glamorous?

She looks like a drugged-out nag on her way to the glue factory.

Posted by: Guido H. Obama at May 23, 2017 01:35 PM (0xzXo)

316 Those cargo pants are big enough to be a cargo hold.

Posted by: Mr. MaGoose at May 23, 2017 01:57 PM (0dmP2)

317 In large parts of Europe, she would have been denied Communion, dressed like that.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 23, 2017 02:00 PM (a94gW)

318 I don't know what cathedral's you all are visiting recently, but I only saw tourists in t-shirts and flip flops, and their teenage daughters with short shorts and halter tops. Moochelle woulda fit right in frankly.

Posted by: BJ at May 23, 2017 02:15 PM (GtEyF)

319 Would she go to Rev. Wright's services dressed like that?

Posted by: Annalucia at May 23, 2017 02:41 PM (a5bF3)

320 Please post no more pics of this idiot

Posted by: Handy Andy at May 23, 2017 02:54 PM (Mo5Uy)

321 which cathedral did she visit looking like that? I bet it was the first time the Blessed Sacrament puked.

Posted by: vivi at May 23, 2017 03:04 PM (11H2y)

322 just saw pix of Melania Trump in Italy. what a beautiful, classy woman. will anyone do a compare and contrast I wonder?

Posted by: vivi at May 23, 2017 03:14 PM (11H2y)

323 Geez; Moochie looks like she just got out of an unmade bed in a house of ill repute.

Posted by: Old White Male at May 23, 2017 03:21 PM (Sda6L)

324 I skimmed the thread; I hadn't noticed those "big old cargo pants" before. But then those big old pants are around a big old cargo.

Posted by: Old White Male at May 23, 2017 03:22 PM (Sda6L)

325 147
Actually the Brits criticizing anyone's fashion sense is ludicrous. I
have seen Englishmen wearing ensembles that were clearly designed and
executed without any input from Frenchmen or Italians. When you get a
spit-take just looking at a dude it's memorable.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 23, 2017 11:38 AM (Eyx+b)
What Michelle Obama is wearing IS the current style in the UK. I noticed the same blouse style in pics one of my friends sent, mostly on women who were fit but IMHO too old to be wearing them.
I used to laugh about Canadian fashion on TV because the newscasters seemed to be dressed ten years behind us. In the '90s I felt rather weird with my bright colours and the Toronto "uniform" seemed to be all black, all the time.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 23, 2017 03:26 PM (fxCK2)

326 Why would anyone expect any different? After all, they are just Ns being Ns.

Posted by: Mark Matis at May 23, 2017 03:47 PM (3L7nU)

327 Maybe she thinks she's keeping up with the Trumps, that not complying with the cathedral's rules is something like Melania Trump visiting Saudi Arabia and not wearing a headscarf. Never mind that Mrs Trump didn't violate anything and was complimented by the local press on her conservative attire.

Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2017 03:54 PM (rnwV8)

328 WTF is THAT? Is Patrick Ewing "transitioning"?

Posted by: The Gimp! at May 23, 2017 04:01 PM (oEbW3)

329 Duke....165...FUNNY

Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 23, 2017 04:01 PM (SJ184)

330 Someone needs to tell Barry that slacks should cover the shoelaces while avoiding trailing under the shoe.

He appears to be wearing his Nerd Flood Pants.

Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 23, 2017 04:03 PM (SJ184)

331 High waisted khaki colored pants?

Looks like a khaki-colored Hefty bag. Seriously, who let her leave the hotel in that?

Posted by: Hank_Scorpio at May 23, 2017 04:16 PM (nQREt)

332 Vomit inducing. There is no outfit on the planet, no amount
of lipstick, and no amount makeup or a trowel and bucket of
spackling paste big enough to make that thing look attractive!

Posted by: Leonard Jones at May 23, 2017 04:44 PM (mxgwX)

333 She must outweigh him by how much?

Posted by: Campesino at May 23, 2017 06:04 PM (NLLzq)

334 Why aren't these people in jail? Funny, how they never have the guts to accept those subpoenas because, "they're traveling" on Soros $$$$$

Posted by: PalintoTrumpsRescue at May 23, 2017 11:22 PM (/qiij)

335 Obamas are on vacation....from what?

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