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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Looking For Violet, Green And Red
Mark Rothko
What is it supposed to be? Looks like a window looking out at a stream with rocks. Painted by my 5-year-old.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:22 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 10:23 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 10:23 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 24, 2017 10:23 AM (vV/gB)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:23 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:23 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2017 10:23 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 10:24 AM (e0oH/)
Posted by: East Valley AZ at May 24, 2017 10:24 AM (PbH71)
Nice colors.
I'll give you $12 for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:23 AM (zc3Db)
i'll make one for you for $10
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:24 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 10:25 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:25 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 10:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:25 AM (oGRue)
It's no Rothk....oh wait unfortunately it is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 10:25 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:25 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ''Art'' Snob at May 24, 2017 10:25 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:25 AM (cwFUa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2017 10:25 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:24 AM (0O7c5)
Okay.
That's the beauty of "modern art", if you like a piece you can have a friend whip one up for you in no time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:26 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:26 AM (oGRue)
Well, the colors are pretty.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 10:27 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:27 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Auguste Toulemouche at May 24, 2017 10:27 AM (vRcUp)
John McCain Pays Maverick Lip Service to Resisting Trump on Seth Meyers
Sean Hannity Briefly Convinced to Shut Up, for Once
Melania Trump Once Again Recoils in Terror from her Husband's Touch
The Trump Budget isn't even Correct Math: Why Call it an Error?
Why Doesn't the President Know How to Talk Anymore?
The Onion Releases 700 Pages of Trump Leaks
and just for good measure, a li'l old-fashioned BDS:
How George W. Bush Ended the 26-Year Saga of Reading Rainbow.
I clicked that last one out of curiosity. The answer is somethingsomething No Child Left Behind somethingsomething.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 10:27 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 10:28 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:28 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 10:28 AM (493sH)
i'll make one for you for $10
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:24 AM (0O7c5)
Okay.
That's the beauty of "modern art", if you like a piece you can have a friend whip one up for you in no time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:26 AM (zc3Db)
i should tell you ......the medium will be crayon and sharpie......
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:28 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 10:28 AM (jxbfJ)
I like it. I can do a yellow and red rectangle and if I can do it, its not art. On the other hand I can't paint a window looking at a river and rocks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2017 10:28 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 24, 2017 10:28 AM (9MlEz)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 10:29 AM (0tfLf)
Should I be worried about my Therapist?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 10:29 AM (e0oH/)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:29 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Max Power at May 24, 2017 10:29 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2017 10:29 AM (ODxAs)
I shall rename this painting "Predator Scans Picture Window Looking for Xenomorph Aliens."
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 10:30 AM (fD1ST)
Violet Gray:
http://tinyurl.com/l7v9awh
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2017 10:30 AM (X6fMO)
I look at that painting and see > than 50% of the population flinging their own children off the back of the sleigh to appease the wolves...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (39ewW)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (U6f54)
It's art for the same reason Micheal Obama is beautiful and graceful and some people find her attractive.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 10:30 AM (fD1ST)
So the middle rectangular shape is really a boob belt?
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:26 AM (oGRue)
The local art gallery once had an exhibit of landscapes. They included a Rothko made of orange and yellow squares. The explanation was that instead of depicting nature in the traditional sense, Rothko invoked it through bright, hazy, contrasting color. It was an interesting interpretation.
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (e0oH/)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:27 AM (Enq6K)
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+100
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Max Power at May 24, 2017 10:29 AM (QCc6B)
It depends. If it depicts trees, it's art.
Simple enough.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (Z4z/q)
That's entertainment.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (9ZsgB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:24 AM (0O7c5)
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pretty good, that's like $60/Hr
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (HSmrB)
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Point of order if I may.
James Brown does NOT say "HEY".
James Brown says "HEH".
That is all. Carry on.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2017 10:32 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)
How about: "Severe Corneal Edema"?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:29 AM (0O7c5)
I thought you were trying to sell me a cheap fake ... until I saw you wrote "papier". Then I knew that it would be real art!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (xdwSG)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (Yi9Gb)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:27 AM (Enq6K)
Two questions - 1) why was there a naked guy on the ottoman; and b) why were you beating him with a Rothko?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (MEWEB)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (fXKn5)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 10:34 AM (Z4z/q)
"Donald Trumps foreing trip is going smoothly. It won't last."
By Chris Cillizza, asshole
Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at May 24, 2017 10:34 AM (QCBpm)
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 24, 2017 10:34 AM (d3wbb)
Meh. It's no Turner.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 10:34 AM (XWkhW)
The eight sides of the two polygons is representative of something, which we don't know but which the artist freely allows the observer to subjectively interpret.
The heavy use of red conveys to me the sense that there was sale on that color at the art store the day that the artist decided to paint this.
(sarc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2017 10:34 AM (4AVeu)
Because the guy who bought one in 1997 is doing more than well on his investment.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:34 AM (cwFUa)
http://tinyurl.com/mf5x5wg
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2017 10:34 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 10:34 AM (7HtZB)
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can i use that in my gender studies PhD thesis? Cause it's a penis, right?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:35 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 24, 2017 10:35 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (CPk0
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....and do the Funky Corneal Edema.
**air bass guitar**
Posted by: Ton Loc at May 24, 2017 10:35 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (MEWEB)
1) We.don't.know.
2) Cuz he was naked. Duh.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:35 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45
If she's so dumb, how come she is rich?
Well, that's a stupid question too. There are plenty of rich, stupid people who fell into shit and came out smelling like a rose.
End of stupid questions this morning. I have woik to do.
Work, work, work.
Busy, busy, busy.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 10:35 AM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 10:35 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:26 AM (zc3Db)
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I tried to imitate a Kandinsky once. Took me a heckuva long time. I managed to do a fair imitation and now it hangs on my son's bedroom wall.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:35 AM (dFi94)
Oh wait...tap...tap...tap...
Crap!
Throws mouse.
Off to computer store.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 10:36 AM (0tfLf)
I'd rather look at something by Paul Klee. Think I have a soft spot for him since we copied some of his color square paintings in art class to learn color theory, and as a kid I had an artist neighbor from Switzerland whose paintings were similar to his.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 10:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at May 24, 2017 10:36 AM (RHjCR)
Because the guy who bought one in 1997 is doing more than well on his investment.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:34 AM (cwFUa)
Just because something costs a lot of money doesn't mean it's worth anything.
Posted by: F-35 design team at May 24, 2017 10:36 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2017 10:36 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 24, 2017 10:37 AM (/AoxG)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (fXKn5)
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According to a blurb on Drudge this morning, mushrooms are the safest drug to do.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 10:37 AM (vg8iE)
That's my favorite gallery trope: the artist "allows" the observer. I've seen that one a couple times.
Fucking hell: how is the artist going to stop me?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 10:37 AM (CPk08)
In case some hadn't seen it, here's what Michelle Obama wore to the Cathedral in Sicily: BTW, they do have a dress code for what to wear to visit the Cathedral Michelle violated it:
http://tinyurl.com/mf5x5wg
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Did somebody try to rip off her blouse?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 10:37 AM (IqV8l)
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I do too. They make a great Three Season Conceal Carry Jacket. Its pretty affordable too.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 10:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:37 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:35 AM (dFi94)
Bravo, grammie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:38 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Sledgehammer at May 24, 2017 10:38 AM (SjeCh)
But to elevate it to the notion of fine art and pay handsomely or dearly for it at auction? I don't get it.
Seems like a deliberate degradation of our society to foist shit off as valuable, but it seems to have worked.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 24, 2017 10:38 AM (z79tQ)
Point of order if I may.
James Brown does NOT say "HEY".
James Brown says "HEH".
That is all. Carry on.
Posted by: fixerupper
______________________________
OW!!!
HEY!!!!
I'm not James Brown...
*spins around, does the one legged Chuck Berry pump and scoot across stage*
HEY!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 24, 2017 10:38 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:38 AM (oGRue)
39
It's art for the same reason Micheal Obama is beautiful and graceful and some people find her attractive.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 10:30 AM (fD1ST)
So the middle rectangular shape is really a boob belt?
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (Enq6K)
Well, she's a guy
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 24, 2017 10:38 AM (jxbfJ)
Apropos of nothing.....in my next life I wanna come back as Melania....and I want her clothing/shoes budget.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:37 AM (Enq6K)
Yeah, me too.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 10:39 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 24, 2017 10:39 AM (z79tQ)
I always refer to Klee as the stick man painter.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 10:39 AM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at May 24, 2017 10:36 AM
I'm in a transitional phase myself.
Posted by: Jules Winnfield at May 24, 2017 10:39 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Max Power at May 24, 2017 10:29 AM (QCc6B)
I would say that if you think it's art, then it is. If you don't, then it isn't. If it reaches you, then enjoy it. If it doesn't, please find something that does.
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 10:39 AM (nwqNw)
In other news, Katy Perry is still an idiot.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45
If she's so dumb, how come she is rich?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 10:35 AM (RFeQD)
Because big perky fun-bags.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 10:39 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45
If she's so dumb, how come she is rich?
Two reasons, I think.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 24, 2017 10:39 AM (eytER)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:40 AM (dFi94)
I'd imagine you hear that sentiment a lot around the trailer park.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:40 AM (cwFUa)
The nameplate is blank, as though waiting for something, like it is incomplete, or the work was unfinished.
So we supply our own labels to complete the work, and by doing so, project ourselves into the piece, and make it our own, so to speak.
Clearly it is an open vessel, waiting for us to merge with it and create our own reality.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 10:41 AM (e0oH/)
Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2017 10:41 AM (7n4KQ)
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It's art for the same reason Micheal Obama is beautiful and graceful and some people find her attractive.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 10:30 AM (fD1ST)
So the middle rectangular shape is really a boob belt?
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (Enq6K)
Well, she's a guy
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 24, 2017 10:38 AM (jxbfJ)
...with 5 nipples.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 10:41 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 10:41 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 24, 2017 10:42 AM (yTnCT)
Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2017 10:42 AM (xdwSG)
They were both doing way different things.
Pollack was more 'in the moment' (for lack of a more detailed description).
Rothko worked much differently.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:42 AM (cwFUa)
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isn't that the story of our federal government?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:43 AM (oGRue)
see: Clinton / Obama speeches
Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2017 10:43 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 10:43 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 24, 2017 10:37 AM (/AoxG)
I've never understood the need for offices to hang hideous crap like that on the walls. I'd rather look at the blank wall
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (493sH)
You have a painting.
You love your painting.
You name it Brad.
Then it gets Rothko'd.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 10:41 AM (0tfLf)
Here, have a painting.Can it be a Rothko?Sorry. Rothkos are for winners.
Posted by: Flo at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Harrison Ford On Final Approach at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (fXKn5)
Muslim Manchester child killer was getting frequent flier miles going
vaca to Hillary's failed terror state Libya. How? United Airlines? Who
paid? His mosque? Passport? YGTBKM
Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2017 10:42 AM (xdwSG)
Heard on FBN this morning that he also traveled to Syria. They have 4 people in custody as of now....including his brother.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (Enq6K)
98% of boats out there.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (8XRCm)
Had an art teacher in college that emphasized the idea that the artist's "artistic process" is what defines art. That the finished article actually didn't matter, it's the inner life and motivations of the artist that matters.
In other words, art is masturbatory.
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (XWkhW)
Pollack was more 'in the moment' (for lack of a more detailed description).
Rothko worked much differently.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:42 AM (cwFUa)
And yet they both produced crap
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (493sH)
Even the same spacing/interval!
Rothko was a friggin' visionary!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2017 10:45 AM (4AVeu)
i liked it.
It has a real "Lost Highway" vibe about it as well as "unimaginable cosmic evil" thing going on.
The "LH" vibe is a good thing. It's one of Lynch's best movies ranking up there with "Blue Velvet" and "Elephant Man".
I think Ace is wrong about them going full Black Lodge from the start.
since I'm one of the 0.000000000000000001% of the TV viewing audience who watched "TP" all the way through the first time-
I can tell you that it was a relief to finally get a glimpse of where they were going.
And no more fucking Log Lady(though her short part last night was effective).
A big part of the problem with the original TP was that I believe Lynch left in the second season(?) and Frost took over the writing.
That kind of deadpan surrealism Lynch does is tough to write, and Frost's version of it blew donkey doodles.
Lynch came back for the Black Lodge parts of the original, so complete continuity makes sense.
I do hope though that they wrap it all up this season.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2017 10:45 AM (9q7Dl)
However, with NEA and committees that I am positive are very susceptible to "the emperor's new clothes' peer pressure I reserve the right to assume that any NEA funded 'art' is rubbish.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 24, 2017 10:45 AM (8qFZP)
Posted by: Thag the Neanderthal at May 24, 2017 10:45 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Every feminist at May 24, 2017 10:45 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:45 AM (oGRue)
Well, she was a big Obama and Hillary supporter, so that right there tells you about her judgement.
That and she's an adult whose carried on a "girl feud" with Taylor Swift for years, including her brand new song about Taylor. So...yeah, immature idiot.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 10:45 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 10:46 AM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: West at May 24, 2017 10:46 AM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 24, 2017 10:33 AM (Yi9Gb)
It's interesting. I am a committed Traditionalist, but I find myself drawn to Mondrian and some Malevich. I think it's their use of color theory.
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 10:46 AM (nwqNw)
I need color. The more, the better. Color makes me happy. I can see myself buying this one.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (oGRue)
"The father of Manchester bomber Salman Abedi has said son is innocent, and has confirmed UK police have arrested a another son."
Sure pops. Sure.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (jxbfJ)
I see that Melania wore a mantilla when she met the pope. No head wrap in Saudia Arabia. Well done Melania. Maybe she can give Aunt Esther Obama a few hundred tips on how to dress
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (493sH)
138 >>In other news, Katy Perry is still an idiot.
Well, she was a big Obama and Hillary supporter, so that right there tells you about her judgement.
That and she's an adult whose carried on a "girl feud" with Taylor Swift for years, including her brand new song about Taylor. So...yeah, immature idiot.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 10:45 AM (NOIQH)
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And don't forget - she was once married to insane, heroin addict Russell Brand.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (e0oH/)
"The father of Manchester bomber Salman Abedi has said son is innocent, and has confirmed UK police have arrested a another son."
Sure pops. Sure.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (jxbfJ)
Just arrest and hang them all. Problem solved.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 24, 2017 10:48 AM (J70i0)
Always seen it as they need art to make the place look finished and classy, but choose stuff that's so bland it will offend no one. For example, imagine an office hanging a Normal Rockwell print...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 10:48 AM (NOIQH)
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... immature idiot.
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A rich idiot. The market hand giveth.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 10:48 AM (SsblQ)
want to see my bed sheet masterpiece?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (oGRue)
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Yeah, fuck you, buddy.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Bloodied Sheets at May 24, 2017 10:48 AM (vg8iE)
You mean there is more like this?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (e0oH/)
They're all like that
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:48 AM (zc3Db)
CBD has in the past, put up some nice landscape pictures. But the color
ranges are usually limited to tan, taupe, brown, gray, olive drab and if
you're lucky, a hint of yellow in the sky that is supposed to indicate
dim light. Those pictures make me want to stab out my own eyes.
I need color. The more, the better. Color makes me happy. I can see myself buying this one.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (dFi94)
Wonder what a Freudian psychiatrist would say after analyzing CBD's daily art posts would have to say.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 10:48 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Brisco_County at May 24, 2017 10:48 AM (TY5tw)
Muslim Manchester child killer was getting frequent flier miles going
vaca to Hillary's failed terror state Libya. How? United Airlines? Who
paid? His mosque? Passport? YGTBKM
Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2017 10:42 AM (xdwSG)
Heard on FBN this morning that he also traveled to Syria. They have 4 people in custody as of now....including his brother.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:44 AM (Enq6K)
If the 4 in custody doesn't include his imam, it means nothing.
And if the SAS hasn't blown open his mosque's doors and secured the building while tossing flash bangs everywhere......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 10:49 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Tommy lee at May 24, 2017 10:49 AM (cwFUa)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 10:48 AM (jxbfJ)
Sometimes a Rothko is just a Rothko.
Posted by: Thag the Neanderthal at May 24, 2017 10:49 AM (AURKQ)
>>I've never understood the need for offices to hang hideous crap
like that on the walls. I'd rather look at the blank wall
It is either hang art or those cheesy motiviational meme posters.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 10:49 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 10:49 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 24, 2017 10:49 AM (AURKQ)
Ah, right! And IIRC, he eventually divorced her because he was going off drugs and Katy insisted on drugs and partying. So, Brand was the more mature one in that relationship.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 10:50 AM (NOIQH)
Rothko, pissed because his effort was even more pathetic than usual, smeared dog shit on it (the lovely brown hued areas), stepped back and said: "Perfect!"
Somehow exercising good judgment, he left "dog shit brown" out of the final name for the painting.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 24, 2017 10:50 AM (9ZsgB)
Drive them out. Drive them out of your places of worship. Drive them out of your communities. Drive them out of your holy land. And drive them out of this earth.
Posted by: President Donald Trump at May 24, 2017 10:50 AM (4AVeu)
If you see it live, then you can see the artistry involved as his painting are all about light and depth. There's a bit of an endless sky or glancing through water aspect when you're staring at them.
I see them as a bit of a Zen empty your mind thing and would love to have one at optimum viewing distance in front of my writing desk.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2017 10:50 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:50 AM (0O7c5)
From the Daily Mail:
"The father of Manchester bomber Salman Abedi has said son is innocent, and has confirmed UK police have arrested a another son."
Didn't Mohammed Atta's father say something similar?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 10:50 AM (IqV8l)
I see that Melania wore a mantilla when she met the pope. No head
wrap in Saudia Arabia. Well done Melania. Maybe she can give Aunt Esther
Obama a few hundred tips on how to dress
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (493sH)
^^^^^^THIS
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 10:51 AM (jxbfJ)
I suppose. His pieces usually make me feel like I need new glasses.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 10:51 AM (CPk08)
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The chapel is also an overrated piece of architectural crap. It does serve as a site for some interested folk-type music from time to time.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 10:51 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2017 10:51 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, having a slight identity crisis at May 24, 2017 10:51 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 10:51 AM (e0oH/)
You mean there is more like this?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Given the exquisite attention to concept, draftsmanship, shading and detail it would be amazing if there were many more. Must have taken him years to do this. What's the Sistine Chapel in comparison?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2017 10:52 AM (BWL+E)
*rolls eyes*"
Come again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 10:49 AM (MINbv)
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can do.
do i hang a kleenex portrait or landscape?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:52 AM (oGRue)
And if the SAS hasn't blown open his mosque's doors and secured the building while tossing flash bangs everywhere......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 10:49 AM (XWkhW)
They didn't say who the other 3 were. Could be his imam...or not.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 10:53 AM (Enq6K)
I'm pretty sure your 5-year-old could do a lot better than this.
Posted by: davidingeorgia at May 24, 2017 10:53 AM (Iy7rt)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:53 AM (cwFUa)
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Um...... he blew himself to pieces there pops.
♫It's another taqqiya sunrise....♫
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 10:53 AM (8XRCm)
*rolls eyes*"
Come again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse...
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can do.
do i hang a kleenex portrait or landscape?
Posted by: buzzsaw90
You rang?
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at May 24, 2017 10:53 AM (AM1GF)
Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it.
Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.
Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 24, 2017 10:53 AM (hLRSq)
Didn't Mohammed Atta's father say something similar?
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well, killing infidels is no crime to them...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 10:54 AM (oGRue)
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We came close to some of that here but yet so far...
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 10:54 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 24, 2017 10:55 AM (dZ756)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:55 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 10:46 AM (Z4z/q)
I would agree with the proviso that an easily reproducible piece can still be significant. But it can't really be expensive if it isn't "rare" - in the sense that you can't get an indistinguishable piece from some guy down the street. Only idiots would pay to have a piece that anyone can make, themselves, even if it is beautiful. The artist should get the credit for identifying, and creating, a beautiful work but that shouldn't translate into any extra monetary value for the piece, which is essentially a commodity.
But, then, this is why art snobs will pay through the nose for "anything" that has the correct signature on it. They are really just overgrown autograph collectors, not art lovers in any way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:55 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2017 10:55 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 24, 2017 10:55 AM (oGRue)
"The father of Manchester bomber Salman Abedi has said son is innocent, and has confirmed UK police have arrested a another son."
Sure pops. Sure.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (jxbfJ)
He was turning his life around, a straight A student, aspiring jihad star
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 10:55 AM (493sH)
There once was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 10:56 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 24, 2017 10:50 AM (0O7c5)
Have you recently enrolled in college classes? I ended up on their mailing list one time when I had gone back to school.
Posted by: Emmie at May 24, 2017 10:56 AM (ZapPq)
Should I be worried about my Therapist?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 10:29 AM (e0oH/)
I'll say. That's some obscene shit!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 10:56 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 10:56 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 10:56 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Sledgehammer
Given that multiplying zero by any number always results in zero, I am going with "the same."
Posted by: Sharkman at May 24, 2017 10:56 AM (9ZsgB)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:53 AM (cwFUa)
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Try the Selma Hayek
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 24, 2017 10:56 AM (oGRue)
I love learning stuff at Ace. It's like a bag of every flavor beans from Hogwarts. You never know what you are going to get next.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 10:51 AM (e0oH/)
*spits out carrot chili flavor bean*
Posted by: Ron Weasley at May 24, 2017 10:57 AM (XWkhW)
As long as Trump keeps the people that voted for him, he'll win reelection.
Posted by: Maritime at May 24, 2017 10:57 AM (zu/Gn)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2017 10:57 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 10:56 AM (nwqNw)
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Dude..... you GOTTA see my Elvis blacklight on velvet painting.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 10:57 AM (8XRCm)
The British police say the Manchester Bomber was known to them. The French say he had proven ties to ISIS and had recently traveled to Libya and Syria. This kind of shit simply amazes me. WTF was he doing walking around in public? We do not even allow that shit.
http://tinyurl.com/ktvns9j
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 10:57 AM (mpXpK)
So...what your saying is your son likes to hang out at concerts for pubescent girls?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 10:58 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2017 10:58 AM (nlbfN)
Word is, he didn't make it himself.
Posted by: Sledgehammer at May 24, 2017 10:58 AM (SjeCh)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:53 AM (cwFUa)
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Well the lighter meat is a bit sweeter too. But yeah, it is pretty consistent overall.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 10:58 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 10:58 AM (SjImc)
He was looking for a hot Kid.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (cwFUa)
And if the SAS hasn't blown open his mosque's doors and secured the building while tossing flash bangs everywhere......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 10:49 AM (XWkhW)
This is his mosque:
http://tinyurl.com/mw78gkm
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (X6fMO)
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who gets the credit for the spinny thing at carnivals that you drip paint onto?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2017 10:58 AM (nlbfN)
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I'll be the judge of that.
Posted by: Shep! at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (vg8iE)
It is. They don't let you talk in there.
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"I saw a 1:1 copy of the "Pieta" once. I cried. I can't imagine what the real one will be like to see."
I cried. I also bawled my eyes out at the statue of David. Must have stood there 30 minutes.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (dFi94)
But since I'm Irish so I can only fill it with bland grey fillings right?
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (MdC1o)
"It's upside down."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (aMlLZ)
Word is, he didn't make it himself.
Posted by: Sledgehammer at May 24, 2017 10:58 AM (SjeCh)
I doubt it..that is why they raised the terror alert level. The "Bomb Maker" probably has other bombs and it is at the use it or lose it stage..that is the great concern
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 11:00 AM (SjImc)
and has confirmed UK police have arrested a another son."
It's like there's a script out there, these things have gotten so predictable.
Was the bomber living at home? Did dad not notice his son's frequent visits to Libya?
I'm starting to think Israel has the right idea: skips questions and just bulldoze the bomber's family home.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 11:00 AM (NOIQH)
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And white potatoes or potatos.
Posted by: Undocumented at May 24, 2017 11:00 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2017 11:00 AM (nlbfN)
http://tinyurl.com/mw78gkm
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (X6fMO)
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I saw an article last night saying something about him not going to the same mosque as his family but they couldn't say which one he went to because "there are so many."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 11:00 AM (vg8iE)
This kind of shit simply amazes me. WTF was he doing walking around in public? We do not even allow that shit.
http://tinyurl.com/ktvns9j
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
And they say there are hundreds of people who have fought for ISIS etc who have returned to Britain. They let these creeps back in.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (IqV8l)
also, an Associated Press 'reporter' pleasuring himself with a bell jar
Posted by: name, rank, cereal # at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (ihtYN)
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (RuyTK)
http://tinyurl.com/ktvns9j
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 10:57 AM (mpXpK)
It's a far greater crime to be Islamaphobic than to round up terrorists.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (IqV8l)
We do here in the US also...It's only a matter of time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 11:02 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Axeman at May 24, 2017 11:02 AM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 11:02 AM (0mRoj)
Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it.
Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.
Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
I don't get no respect!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 11:02 AM (0tfLf)
Furthermore, iojqiowjcvrkwmv, pwqocver[qervwsdfvdfvf ls;acvqwasfvmdfvlmwlc pslce kecvw'erv jioq
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 24, 2017 11:02 AM (ALcbf)
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That i'm wasting both time and money
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 11:02 AM (oGRue)
I cried. I also bawled my eyes out at the statue of David. Must have stood there 30 minutes.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (dFi94)
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My sophomore year of HS, our French Club and that of another school took a field trip to Quebec and Montreal. One of the chaperons from the other group felt the need to endlessly regale my friend and me about her having seen the Pieta.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (vg8iE)
All the women of Europe are rushing to buy the latest Michelle fashions. The former FLOTUS sported a pink and white one-shoulder shirt and white denim capris with white sandals during a day on the town. She also donned hoop earrings, bangles and a small, white cross-body purse. They loved how she gracefully held her pants up while she walked.
Posted by: Colin at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (UhuW/)
But, then, this is why art snobs will pay through the nose for "anything" that has the correct signature on it. They are really just overgrown autograph collectors, not art lovers in any way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:55 AM (zc3Db)
Why did the name Andy Warhol just come to mind?
Posted by: Sledgehammer at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (SjeCh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (NOIQH)
I agree you don't need a degree to appreciate art. I think many think you do, however. "Art snobs" have intimidated people into thinking that art is more complex than it really is. I used to tell my students that all you need are eyes, a brain and a soul. It uses a language we all should have learned in kindergarten. Art history is different. That requires study, but art is made for humans, by humans, for the enjoyment and edification of humans.
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (nwqNw)
I cried. I also bawled my eyes out at the statue of David. Must have stood there 30 minutes.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (dFi94)
Seeing the Pieta at St. Peters is breath taking. I challenge any atheist to look at that and tell me the Pieta was not divinely inspired.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (MINbv)
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and they was right!
Posted by: Clevon Little at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: McCool at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (KvRqW)
@168 His pieces usually make me feel like I need new glasses.
*****
Cause and effect?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (wPiJc)
http://tinyurl.com/mw78gkm
Aw, Hell...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (NOIQH)
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Wait.
Bomber boys Dad works in AIRPORT SECURITY???? W the actual F??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (8XRCm)
Funny that when you immediately assume that any terroristic event is due to islam in some manner, you'll nearly always be correct...
But, unforgivably, you'll be an islamophobe, which is far worse!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2017 10:59 AM (X6fMO)
That looks like a "re-purposed" church building.
Posted by: Emmie at May 24, 2017 11:05 AM (ZapPq)
They loved how she gracefully held her pants up while she walked.
Penises tend to do that.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 11:05 AM (Njtx4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:05 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: disappointed sniper at May 24, 2017 11:05 AM (oGRue)
http://tinyurl.com/ktvns9j
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
And they say there are hundreds of people who have fought for ISIS
etc who have returned to Britain. They let these creeps back in.
.
.
.The story I heard this morning said there were approximately 7,000 know EU people who went and fought for ISIS. Of those over 2,000 are known to have returned to their home Countries.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 24, 2017 11:05 AM (le7jz)
Posted by: Emmie at May 24, 2017 11:05 AM (ZapPq)
That was exactly my first thought when I looked at it.
Well done, Britain....well done.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 11:06 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 11:06 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: doug at May 24, 2017 11:06 AM (HlhEB)
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All the ones who weren't killed in Islamic terror attacks, that is.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 11:06 AM (vg8iE)
It's what they do, all part of the conquering.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 11:07 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 24, 2017 11:05 AM (le7jz)
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Wasn't it Denmark or Sweden who was paying welfare payments to returning ISIS jihadis so that they could successfully reintegrate into society?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 11:07 AM (vg8iE)
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Pants that are too long and a gypsy-tramp shirt?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2017 11:07 AM (dFi94)
Same here. Now let's go win one for the Zipper.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:08 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 11:03 AM (vg8iE)
I saw the Pieta. It looks surprisingly like a large piece of marble carved to resemble humans.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 11:08 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 11:08 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:08 AM (a0IVu)
And they say there are hundreds of people who have fought for ISIS etc
who have returned to Britain. They let these creeps back in.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (IqV8l)
We do here in the US also...It's only a matter of time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (SjImc)
Yes, but they are arrested at the point of entry and go to jail.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 11:08 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ESKIMO at May 24, 2017 11:09 AM (ZYNmu)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 11:09 AM (5A+It)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 11:09 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 11:01 AM (SjImc)
Yes, but they are arrested at the point of entry and go to jail.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 11:08 AM (mpXpK)
Not necessarily. And that does not count all the ones that sneak in over our southern border
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 11:09 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (wPiJc)
Wait, Rothko's masturbating is the reason I'm going blind?
There is no God. I knew it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 11:10 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (a0IVu)
When the sculpture was first unveiled, people were so blown away that they were convinced that angels had made it. Michelangelo was so offended that that night he sneaked into where it was displayed and carved his name on Mary's sash, to let everyone know who really made it.
I don't know how true the story is, but it's one of my favorites.
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 11:10 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 24, 2017 11:10 AM (ev02w)
There's a whole lotta under-utilized churches in Europe.
Posted by: McCool at May 24, 2017 11:10 AM (KvRqW)
Why teach your young, impressionable child how to be a tramp, a plaything?
Posted by: navybrat at May 24, 2017 11:11 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Colin at May 24, 2017 11:11 AM (UhuW/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 11:11 AM (0deF2)
Same here. Now let's go win one for the Zipper.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:08 AM (MINbv)
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Hey.... you tell your Dad to carry Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 11:11 AM (8XRCm)
Seen the Mona Lisa too.
And I have heard Doc Watson play "Columbus Stockade Blues"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 11:11 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:11 AM (TwwWO)
"I think though that we also have to recognize particularly at this moment that sexism is not an opinion, Islamophobia is not an opinion, racism is not an opinion, homophobia is not an opinion, jingoism is not an opinion."
Posted by: Chelsea C., activist, thought leader, and change agent at May 24, 2017 11:11 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (a0IVu)
It wasn't divinely inspired.
Somehow I think that was supposed to be more difficult.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 11:12 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2017 11:12 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 11:10 AM (nwqNw)
I think it is the only one that he 'signed' off on..I am not surprised folks thought it was carved by angels. To carve that from a single block of marble .. it is hard to process.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:12 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2017 11:12 AM (FhXTo)
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They are if it says she's not pregnant.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 11:13 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mr. Pitt at May 24, 2017 11:13 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:13 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:08 AM (a0IVu)
At least Duerte can declare martial law, rather than asking James Taylor to play "Imagine."
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 11:13 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:13 AM (TwwWO)
Okay. I'm going back to reading "The Discarded Image" by CS Lewis.
Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2017 11:14 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Corona at May 24, 2017 11:14 AM (Vequ/)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 11:11 AM (wPiJc)
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In the chili parlor bar, drinkin mad dog margaritas and wonderin where you are.
Damn.
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 11:14 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Mr. Pitt at May 24, 2017 11:13 AM (QQ+il)
When do I get to see the fucking sailboat?!?
Posted by: Willam at May 24, 2017 11:14 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 24, 2017 10:31 AM (eytER)
Good to see you here, man.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 11:14 AM (0deF2)
Will the muzzie rape stats finally drop?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 24, 2017 11:14 AM (r5KeJ)
Man those burritos from those chicks in Portland looked really good.
I liked the sjw comment that 'they were stealing the woman's livelihood in Mexico', because you know everybody in Portland has the time on their lunch hour to fly down to Mexico.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2017 11:15 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 11:07 AM (NOIQH)
I think the islamoscum have a formal ceremony called "breaking the crosses" that is used to repurpose churches!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2017 11:15 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Michaelangelo Litmus at May 24, 2017 11:15 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Harrison Ford On Final Approach at May 24, 2017 11:16 AM (fXKn5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 11:09 AM (SjImc)
You are missing the point. The Brits and the French knew he was contacting ISIS and they knew he was flying back and forth to Libya and Syria. They knew he had reentered the country and where he lived. Still they did not arrest him. Sure if you have a President like Barky anyone can cross the border but as soon as the SOB is known to be back in the country he would get arrested.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 11:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:05 AM (TwwWO)
Perhaps he was in an anaesthetic state.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 11:17 AM (0mRoj)
So do people actually pay for so-called "art" like this? If so just another testament to the stupidity that has overrun the planet.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 11:17 AM (Jcg9Q)
Meh, it's no Rorschach.
Posted by: Muldoon
Then I told the doctor, "they're YOUR dirty pictures!"
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 24, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2017 11:17 AM (Phln5)
Posted by: Emmie at May 24, 2017 11:05 AM (ZapPq)
That was exactly my first thought when I looked at it.
Well done, Britain....well done.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 11:06 AM (Enq6K)
Hagia Sophia: Hello? Can anyone hear me?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 11:17 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:17 AM (TwwWO)
Yes, I think that is true. M. didn't seem to sign his works. Not with his name anyway, but his style is pretty unique.
With this work, and with Bernini, it's about how he disguises the material he's working with. Yes, it's marble, but you also see real flesh, the material of Mary's garment, the dead weight of Christ's body. There's also how M. hides the deliberate flaws, like the size of Mary herself. And the symbolism is amazing--a complex meaning in a very simple work.
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 11:18 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Church of the Climate Change Religion at May 24, 2017 11:18 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2017 11:19 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 24, 2017 11:20 AM (fXKn5)
Nah. Just the spray on "hair in a can"
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:20 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 11:20 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Clock Boy at May 24, 2017 11:20 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Maybe, but I know I saw an infomercial for his Instant Watercolor Artist kit.
Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2017 11:20 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 11:20 AM (7HtZB)
Litmus tests are really black magic.
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You had to go there. . .
Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 24, 2017 11:21 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:13 AM
That guy nicknamed Whitey?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2017 11:21 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2017 11:21 AM (Phln5)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 10:37 AM (vg8iE)
Of course! They are organic, man, just like hemlock. Oh, wait...
Posted by: zombie Socrates at May 24, 2017 11:21 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: Vince at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (fXKn5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Church of the Climate Change Religion at May 24, 2017 11:18 AM
Sometimes they're the acid test.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (DMUuz)
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Parthenon: I hear you.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (Z4z/q)
Hell, why not?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (CPk08)
So this Rothko is a modern depiction of the Pieta?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (Z4z/q)
Gasp!!!! Blasphemous!
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 11:23 AM (O2RFr)
Haw-haw!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 11:23 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (SsblQ)
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The phuck?.. "Pantheon"
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 11:23 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:24 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:24 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (TwwWO)
It still is.....he's 87.
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2017 11:24 AM (x9c8r)
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Parthenon: I hear you.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (SsblQ)
No shit, man.
Posted by: Temple Mount at May 24, 2017 11:24 AM (CPk08)
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I was told there would be no test.
Posted by: Dr. Timothy Leary, The 6th Dimension at May 24, 2017 11:24 AM (4AVeu)
Thread winner
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2017 11:21 AM (Phln5)
:blushes:
It was that or: "Looking For Violet, Green And Red" - said the feminist studies major in the hair dye aisle
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM
Are you feeling particularly robust this fine Central Texas morning, or channeling Ben Rothelisberger? ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2017 11:24 AM (DMUuz)
So do people actually pay for so-called "art" like this? If so just another testament to the stupidity that has overrun the planet.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 11:17 AM (Jcg9Q)
Usually as a way to hide embezzled or stolen money.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 11:24 AM (bDjRV)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2017 11:25 AM (7ZVPa)
When bankers get together for dinner, they discuss art. When artists get together for dinner, they discuss money. - Oscar Wilde
Shamelessly stolen from Maggie's Farm.
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 11:25 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2017 11:25 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 11:16 AM (mpXpK)
Vic we can't arrest people in our own country who do the same thing...right now, the President cannot ban the entry of ANYONE from the seven countries whom are filled with ISIS and other terrorists because a judge in Hawaii thinks it's mean. There is no way you could either arrest or ban entry to a US citizen simply because they traveled to Raqqa, etc. The ACLU, half a dozen state AG's and fourteen Christian churches would all file suit and these judges would order their release and monetary damages.
Why would we think Europe would be more strict than we are?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:25 AM (62eBc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:25 AM (TwwWO)
So this Rothko is a modern depiction of the Pieta?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (Z4z/q)
Gasp!!!! Blasphemous!
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:22 AM (a0IVu)
Don't behead me.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 11:25 AM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (a0IVu)
It absolutely is breath taking. I still remember it nearly 18 years later. I still remember how it smelled in that part of St Peters while the guide was describing it to us.
Posted by: Timon at May 24, 2017 11:26 AM (RjcAj)
Posted by: McCool at May 24, 2017 11:26 AM (KvRqW)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 11:23 AM (O2RFr)
I agree, and that is my point about this piece. It's fun to look at.
But when I wake up in the middle of the night, in a panic because I can't think of anything to post for you maniacs, my mind doesn't rush to Rothko.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2017 11:27 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 11:23 AM (SsblQ)
Parthenon works too. Repurposed as a church, then as a mosque, then as a powder magazine, then as a chochke emporium.
Posted by: Temple Mount at May 24, 2017 11:27 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2017 11:27 AM (2Mnv1)
at least we'll get some peace and quiet for a month, amirite ?
Posted by: McCool at May 24, 2017 11:26 AM (KvRqW)
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and lil cups of noodles? I really like those.
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 11:27 AM (MdC1o)
The blue bar is the aristocrat, getting ahead by using the little brown stepping stones.
The green bar is the worker in flyover country. The form the basis for the blue bars, but darkness is creeping into their world.
The orange backdrop is the fire of hell, out of which this brief attempt at an egalitarian society has emerged.
Well, the colors are pleasing at least.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2017 11:28 AM (TmCOq)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 11:28 AM (CPk08)
But I also can barely draw stick figures. When I play games like Drawful (basically Pictionary with odd prompts), I usually cheat by writing some words to help people identify my cryptic, child-like scribbles.
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 24, 2017 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)
Wasn't there recently a Kickstarter that raised enough money to gold-plate LeVar Burton, never mind make a lot of new Reading Rainbow episodes?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2017 11:28 AM (3J/LN)
As an aside, Rothko deeply resented being categorized as an abstract artist since he felt the aims of the abstractionists were entirely different from his own. He wrote a book, 'The Artist's Reality: Philosophies of Art,' where he summarizes what he's after.
Extrapolating from some of his conclusions, art isn't what's hanging on the wall or hanging in the round. Art is what's taking place inside the person experiencing the object (or the dance performance or the piece of music or whatever). The emotions and associations and thoughts are what's being composed and directed. Rothko just happened to use color.
I happen to think many people don't like this kind of art because they go in with preconceived notions of what capital 'A' Art is supposed to be. If you're not open to it, that's fine, but I think you're missing out.
Posted by: troyriser at May 24, 2017 11:28 AM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: It's Me donna
Years ago, the wife and I were shopping for granite countertops. So we walked through this warehouse with hundreds of samples. I stopped dead at one. It was a Jackson Pollack painting in stone. Unbelievably expensive - like $50,000, unbelievably beautiful. It had a name on the tag that identified it as 'Pollack' so I wasn't the first one to notice the resemblance.
It makes me wonder if Pollack borrowed his designs from nature.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 11:28 AM (HTdUD)
"The father of Manchester bomber Salman Abedi has said son is innocent, and has confirmed UK police have arrested a another son."
Sure pops. Sure.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 10:47 AM (jxbfJ)
You want to stop this shit, do targeted reprisals. Scrag the whole damned family. Go medieval on them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 11:28 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Ok at May 24, 2017 11:28 AM (OE5e7)
THIS IS IRONIC, IN THAT IT INTENTIONALLY MIS-STATES A KNOWN AND OBVIOUS FACT FOR COMEDIC EFFECT.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:29 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 24, 2017 11:29 AM (3vyFz)
Posted by: troyriser at May 24, 2017 11:29 AM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: It's Me donna
I agree, and that is my point about this piece. It's fun to look at.
But when I wake up in the middle of the night, in a panic because I can't think of anything to post for you maniacs, my mind doesn't rush to Rothko.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
So you're saying the dude who always wants Larry Elmore has a chance at the dream...
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at May 24, 2017 11:29 AM (AM1GF)
Shibumi visits the Museum of Modern art in DC with a friend. See's "art" that's basically a pile of stacked boxes and some burlap. Mutters something like "what a piece of cr@p. It looks like something in the back garage."
And Shibumi realizes: "Oh.My.God. I am my Dad."
/Dad was not the sane one
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:29 AM (aT+Bx)
Rothko was like a Nostradamus, that painting depicts the blood splattered by Hillary as she failed to break the glass ceiling.
Rothko Prophecy 4:
At midnight the vodka leader of the womyns
Will save herself, suddenly vanished:
Seven years later her ceiling blemished in blood,
To her return they will never say yes.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2017 11:30 AM (ODxAs)
/realizes he should have taken them off first
HOTHOTHOTHOT
/puts feet in cold water
Not my day for socks...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 24, 2017 11:30 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:30 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 24, 2017 11:30 AM (d3wbb)
Nice colors.
I'll give you $12 for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 10:23 AM (zc3Db)
How would you like to make $14 the hard way?
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at May 24, 2017 11:30 AM (8iiMU)
Heh. Same here. "Art" and I have nothing in common. 'cept I kinda wanted to be the art critic in "History of The World Part One"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:31 AM (MINbv)
I think diverse of you for a hateful comment like that!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2017 11:31 AM (gwPgz)
To quote History of the World Part I, "Oh a bullshit artist."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 11:31 AM (493sH)
Bulldoze their flat? (flatten their flat?)
From Blazing Saddles, "too Jewish".
Posted by: Ok at May 24, 2017 11:31 AM (OE5e7)
Seems pretty 'connected' huh ?
Posted by: McCool at May 24, 2017 11:31 AM (KvRqW)
____________________________________
Is it Ramadan already?
I just took down the decorations from Laylat al-Bara'at!
OMA (Oh My Allah)!
This year is flying by!
Posted by: Ali Ka-Boom, The Religion of Pieces at May 24, 2017 11:32 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 11:25 AM (Z4z/q)
Don't worry..I am Catholic so I'll just send you a rosary.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:32 AM (a0IVu)
Melania is in a gorgeous black coatdress with lace overlay and is wearing an appropriate black lace head covering as a practicing Catholic.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:32 AM (62eBc)
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 24, 2017 11:30 AM (d3wbb)
Maude Lebowski, for me.
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM (x9c8r)
312 "Looks like the hair colors in the front row of a feminists studies class"
Thread winner
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2017 11:21 AM (Phln5)
:blushes:
It was that or: "Looking For Violet, Green And Red" - said the feminist studies major in the hair dye aisle
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
But they say there is only one way to tell if it is their true hair color
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at May 24, 2017 10:36 AM (RHjCR)
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He couldn't. If you go back to early Rothko, in the '30s, you see a painter heavily influenced by Picasso and Miro -- but clearly without the chops. And unlike Picasso, who was an amazing prodigy in his youth, there are no Rothkos from his youth that say "I could paint like this if I wanted to, but I don't." It was only when abandoned figurative art altogether that he found his niche.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM (5JlYa)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM (kjW1F)
Melania is in a gorgeous black coatdress with lace overlay and is wearing an appropriate black lace head covering as a practicing Catholic.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:32 AM (62eBc)
Michelle "Fashion Icon" Obama: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM (493sH)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM (a0IVu)
"You want to stop..."
Bulldoze their flat? (flatten their flat?)
From Blazing Saddles, "too Jewish".
Posted by: Ok at May 24, 2017 11:31 AM (OE5e7)
Would it be uncouth to piss on the ruins once demolition is complete? You know, for dust control.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 11:34 AM (jxbfJ)
Ah. Their HOV lanes, then?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:34 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: French Jeton at May 24, 2017 11:35 AM (WMvHw)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:32 AM (a0IVu)
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Is that a thing? Really?
Before I was married and still in my apartment I came home to a small velvet pouch, with a beautiful wooden carved rosary in it. It was just propped up against my door like it was placed on purpose.
It really is something to see. Now, I'm not even remotely Catholic but I can appreciate the workmanship. I still have it.
I never did figure out where it came from, it was a locked building so it had to be one of the other 7 apartments I figured.
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 11:36 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 11:36 AM (cwFUa)
How's that bitch tuck it so well?
Posted by: Moochelle Obama at May 24, 2017 11:37 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 11:37 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:30 AM
What about pudding?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Abdul Abulbul Amir at May 24, 2017 11:37 AM (DMUuz)
Same here. Now let's go win one for the Zipper.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:08 AM (MINbv)
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Hey.... you tell your Dad to carry Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 11:11 AM
It's OK Stewardess, Bluebell speaks jive.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 11:37 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: French Jeton
Sounds like standard pixy comment section to me...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 24, 2017 11:37 AM (AM1GF)
Heh. Same here. "Art" and I have nothing in common. 'cept I kinda wanted to be the art critic in "History of The World Part One"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:31 AM (MINbv)
I started kindergarten at age 4 (Mom's first mistake).
Apparently I had a running debate with my teacher most of the year as to why I didn't have to color inside the lines.
Mom finally got me to compromise that I only had to do it at school, I could do what I wanted at home.
I've been the "closet rebel" ever since.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 11:38 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 24, 2017 11:38 AM (WmgTn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 11:38 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: French Jeton at May 24, 2017 11:38 AM (WMvHw)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM (a0IVu)
Last night Decades TV ran a Tonight Show with Roger Moore as a guest from 1982. Carson asked Roger to retell some jokes he told Carson on vacation.
A Scotsman tells his boss he's getting married on Thursday and needs the afternoon off and Friday too. His boss says, Jamie lad, it's your wedding take Saturday as well. Come Thursday, Jamie works the whole day and shows up on Friday. His boss says to him, I thought you were getting married what happened? Jamie says, I found out she's a virgin. Boss, What does that matter? Jamie, Well if she's not good enough for the other lads she's not good enough for me.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 11:39 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 11:39 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:40 AM (TwwWO)
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I was unaware that Melania was a Catholic. Good to know.
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:40 AM (aT+Bx)
Seeing the Pieta at St. Peters is breath taking. I challenge any atheist to look at that and tell me the Pieta was not divinely inspired.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:04 AM (a0IVu)
When the sculpture was first unveiled, people were so blown away that they were convinced that angels had made it. Michelangelo was so offended that that night he sneaked into where it was displayed and carved his name on Mary's sash, to let everyone know who really made it.
I don't know how true the story is, but it's one of my favorites.
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2017 11:10 AM (nwqNw)
The version of the story I read was that a high church official publicly referred to Mike as "our gobbo from Milan". Mike took it badly, since he was actually from Florence (he was working in Milan when the church commissioned the Pieta). In his mind, it was like calling him an inbred redneck.
So he took his hammer and chisel, broke in to St Peter's and signed the Pieta "Michaelangelo Buonarroti, Florentine, made this".
And yes, it's his only signed work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 11:40 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM (a0IVu)
Rubber Dinghy Rapids!
Posted by: Waj at May 24, 2017 11:40 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2017 11:40 AM (rNQTc)
I'm pretty sure that's some form of appropriation....you rayciss.
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2017 11:40 AM (x9c8r)
But, you know, with murdered innocents.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 11:41 AM (bDjRV)
Melania is in a gorgeous black coatdress with lace overlay and is wearing an appropriate black lace head covering as a practicing Catholic.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:32 AM (62eBc)
She's been wearing Dolce & Gabbana in Rome ! Stefano Gabbana ( the more public of the two) is loving it and telling his critics to shove-it ( literally and with diagrams! ) on instagram. It's glorious!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 24, 2017 11:41 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM
We've already anticipated your archaic imperialistic white-supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchal thoughts.
Posted by: Hardwoods R Us at May 24, 2017 11:42 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: The Dude at May 24, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)
I do appreciate that CBD tries to broaden our horizons. And I think it's sweet that he wakes up in the middle of the night worried about which art to give us maniacs. He really does care!
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 11:42 AM (qgdLA)
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You snark..... but you sound EXACTLY like most of my liberal friends on social media.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 11:42 AM (8XRCm)
I think it was AtC who mentioned it - Melania is a dream for any rational designer.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:42 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 11:44 AM (TwwWO)
Brattleboro really misses our Presdent of Cooler
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 24, 2017 11:38 AM (WmgTn)
No, no. Moochelle is the Yeti....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 11:44 AM (XWkhW)
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I was unaware that Melania was a Catholic. Good to know.
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:40 AM (aT+Bx)
Obligatory Frank Zappa: Catholic Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fdcDN4LbYQ
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 11:45 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:45 AM (MINbv)
Maxine Waters is ranting and raving on CNBC and of course they are treating her like the voice of reason
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 11:45 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Hardwoods R Us at May 24, 2017 11:42 AM (DMUuz)
It should be easily possible to string together 100 or so selected comments from the AoS archives and generate a viable PhD thesis for any Womyn's Studies Program in the country!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2017 11:45 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2017 11:45 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 11:46 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2017 11:46 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:46 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 11:47 AM (qgdLA)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 11:47 AM (gbWkA)
Obama's mother is not in doubt. In her younger days she would have been called "white trash" if she had been a Republican.
Most of the (so called? self proclaimed?) leaders of African-Americans are decedents of slave owners. In at least one case documented by that ancestry TV show.
Posted by: Ok at May 24, 2017 11:47 AM (OE5e7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2017 11:47 AM (rNQTc)
I think I'll title it "Cheap Bastard Pretends To Give Art A Shot".
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 24, 2017 11:47 AM (e1mEI)
You wanted Raphael
You will settle for Rothko...
Staring at this thing will lead to bad things, reaction to this work can be unpredictable .... so, I shall not be held responsible for my actions the rest of the day...
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 11:48 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2017 11:33 AM
We've already anticipated your archaic imperialistic white-supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchal thoughts.
Posted by: Hardwoods R Us at May 24, 2017 11:42 AM (DMUuz)
But your armpit hair is a dead give away
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 11:48 AM (493sH)
☼
Good morning or afternoon depending on where you are.
☙
Speaking of But Is It Art? I pulled this up the other day after the latest Norman Rockwell post:
Boy with Baby Carriage, the very first Norman Rockwell painting on the cover of The Saturday Evening Post, appeared on May 20, 1916.
http://bit.ly/rockwell-1st-post
Posted by: mindful webworker - arteestishly at May 24, 2017 11:49 AM (ECUyd)
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:40 AM (aT+Bx)
During the campaign when she still had both her website up and her facebook page, she posted photos of attending a church/cathedral in NYC for Easter, etc. Interior photos of the buildings and often a close up photo of the Trumps sitting in the pews, Barron , etc.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:49 AM (62eBc)
Nah. RTIC and Orca.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:49 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 11:49 AM (cwFUa)
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We've entered The Crazy Times.
Maxine Waters= totally sane
Bruce Jenner= beautiful woman
islam= religion of peace
plus... Russia, Russia, Russia.
- lots of people here are mentally ill.
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:50 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: The Dude "
Wrong Johnson, Howard.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:46 AM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: The Conceptual Penis at May 24, 2017 11:50 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 11:50 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 11:47 AM (qgdLA)
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Let's go Roy-als.
**clap clap clap-clap-clap**
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2017 11:46 AM (7ZVPa)
I prefer Sherwin Williams.
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2017 11:51 AM (x9c8r)
During the campaign when she still had both her website up and her facebook page, she posted photos of attending a church/cathedral in NYC for Easter, etc. Interior photos of the buildings and often a close up photo of the Trumps sitting in the pews, Barron , etc.
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Wow, I totally missed that.
However, I don't do social media and was not paying a lot of attention to Melania at that point.
That being said... I'm very proud of her. She is a real role model for immigrants, women and mothers.
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:51 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:51 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:52 AM (62eBc)
If you do a search on Bing 'Granite Pollack style' you'll see how he borrowed from nature - maybe. The pictures you see there are nothing like seeing the stone close up.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 11:52 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:52 AM (62eBc)
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Did he do the Catholic blessing or was it the Global Warming Cult blessing?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:52 AM (62eBc)
Why it's almost like the Trumps, unlike the Obamas have an understanding of "class"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2017 11:54 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:54 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:52 AM (62eBc)
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Did he do the Catholic blessing or was it the Global Warming Cult blessing?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
He said the prayer for exorcism of free enterprise and private ownership.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 11:54 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 11:54 AM (oVJmc)
We've entered The Crazy Times.
Maxine Waters= totally sane
Bruce Jenner= beautiful woman
islam= religion of peace
plus... Russia, Russia, Russia.
And MSNBC atop the ratings.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
Or so I thought at the time,
But now I know Violets are red,
and Roses are blue,
because I saw them hanging on the line.
Benny Hill
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 11:55 AM (MdC1o)
bluebell, I was lucky enough to see the Pieta at the 1964 NY Worlds Fair. It was an astonishing experience even for a young fellow. Although the lines were huge, I went back to see it again.
I hope that was due to the extraordinary art and not to get out of taking my kid brother through the It's a Small World ride a second time.
Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2017 11:55 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: The Dude "
Wrong Johnson, Howard.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:46 AM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: The Conceptual Penis at May 24, 2017 11:50 AM (p+Wdc)
Can we call it a... Tallywhacker?
Posted by: Beullah Balbriker at May 24, 2017 11:55 AM (NgKpN)
Eh, she'll just sell it on Ebay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 11:55 AM (oVJmc)
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Really, my cat would do better with the Pope than the Obamas.
Also... I am hoping that the fact that Melania is Catholic may soften the commie/liberal Pope's heart a bit.
A nice Catholic girl can dream, can't she?
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:56 AM (aT+Bx)
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B071NQQMPK
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2017 11:56 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:51 AM (aT+Bx)
FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2017 11:56 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 24, 2017 11:56 AM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 11:56 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 11:12 AM (a0IVu)
I've been sculpting lately--doing clay modeling now but eventually moving into stone and marble. What I've learned so far is that working in stone is part practical and part intuitive.
Michelangelo was as much structural engineer as artist.
Posted by: troyriser at May 24, 2017 11:56 AM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 11:57 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
Which is the saddest thing out of this...
Its proving to the Left that Fake News and attacking the President of the US, is a good business model....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: troyriser at May 24, 2017 11:56 AM (Fw5cQ)
I read...somewhere...that he referred to good stone as "meat".
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2017 11:59 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 11:42 AM (8XRCm)
Sounds like time to get new friends. And/or shitcan social media.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 11:59 AM (SRKgf)
Violets are dead
Rothko's no artist
He shouldn't have been paid !
(should have been pained if you ask me...)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 11:59 AM (c6/9Q)
Its proving to the Left that Fake News and attacking the President of the US, is a good business model....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
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ONLY if that president is a Republican.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 11:59 AM (vg8iE)
And call for free estimates! One room free!
Sincerely,
Posted by: Acme House Painting and Modern Art, Seacaucus at May 24, 2017 11:59 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2017 11:59 AM (IeFrQ)
So... bring in savage outsiders who kill and rape your citizens.
Speak against savage outsiders? Severe punishment.
Seems kind of totalitarian to me.
/ totalitarian: relating to a system of government that is centralized and dictatorial and requires complete subservience to the state.
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (aT+Bx)
Ramadumb... Is that where they go to mecca and stampede killing hundreds?
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:51 AM (aT+Bx)
FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2017 11:56 AM (rF0hx)
Well done.
It's time to lose the Balkanization of America.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (SRKgf)
It's around here somewhere.....
Posted by: Roland THTG
Did you buy a Bass O'Matic 76 to go with that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HKTx5WFcs0
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (HTdUD)
It's around here somewhere.....
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perfect for catching bluefish, redfish....
Posted by: disappointed sniper at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (rNQTc)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (udajc)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (O2RFr)
There's a whole bunch of them, all gathered in one place, packed in shoulder to shoulder.
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 12:01 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jackson Pollock at May 24, 2017 12:01 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:52 AM (62eBc)
Did he lecture her about fags and the transgender freak show first?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 12:01 PM (Jcg9Q)
The real spiritual issue, as stated by Christian Mystics, is that performing ritual magic is worshiping false idols.
That said, the Mystics also say that everyone will be saved no-matter-how-long-it-takes (parable of the flock). So go ahead and enjoy the pageant.
Christian Mystics proclaim what Catholic Church would call Heresies. The ones that have significant believers say the same things sightly restated. To tell the difference between the real thing and a con-man check for if they take up a collection (pass the plate) at their lectures. Solicitations for money is the tell. Does God really need your money? God hardened Pharaoh's heart. Money is Caesar's world.
Posted by: Ok at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (OE5e7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
Which is the saddest thing out of this...
Its proving to the Left that Fake News and attacking the President of the US, is a good business model....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
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All it proves to me is that oppositional press tends to attract more eyeballs than supportive press.
But then again, I'm not the Left. So there's that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 11:56 AM
I've heard those dreams can be quite ... colorful.
Posted by: Boy Scout Rothko, across the lake in camp at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (gbWkA)
Hmmmmm.
jib.. cut.. like
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (MdC1o)
Lutherans? Mennonites? The world wonders...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2017 11:52 AM (62eBc)
Did he lecture her about fags and the transgender freak show first?
Probably.... I did hear he lectured Trump on globull warming and begged him to stay in the Paris disaccord....
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 12:03 PM (IqV8l)
Lutherans? Mennonites? The world wonders...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (MINbv)
Barky's elementary school classmates.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 12:03 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2017 11:59 AM (IeFrQ)
Oh it was distilled alright. Probably 50 proof before he started randomly slapping paint down
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:03 PM (493sH)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 12:03 PM (8XRCm)
Probably.... I did hear he lectured Trump on globull warming and begged him to stay in the Paris disaccord....
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:02 PM (O2RFr)
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He also gave Trump a copy of the fairy tale he wrote about climate change.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 12:03 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:00 PM (O2RFr)
There's a whole bunch of them, all gathered in one place, packed in shoulder to shoulder.
Hmmmmm.
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Moabites?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 24, 2017 12:03 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2017 12:04 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2017 12:04 PM (DcKxa)
http://www.stevebloomartist.com/
Posted by: Steve Bloom Fan at May 24, 2017 12:04 PM (m7LQK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 12:05 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 12:05 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 12:05 PM (c6/9Q)
Thanks. I get my terrorist,I mean Muslim holidays confused....
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:05 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
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miss me yet?
Posted by: Megyn kelly at May 24, 2017 12:05 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 12:05 PM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2017 12:04 PM (DcKxa)
Yeah ... ramadan is when they do a fake fast for 40 days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 12:05 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 24, 2017 12:06 PM (MINbv)
Did he lecture her about fags and the transgender freak show first?
Probably.... I did hear he lectured Trump on globull warming and begged him to stay in the Paris disaccord....
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Many years ago, I ran into Trump on the streets of NYC. He's a very tall, VERY intimidating man.
Can't really see Pope Frank giving him a lecture. Or anyone for that matter.
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 12:06 PM (aT+Bx)
See, we told you Trump was gonna activate nuclear war
Posted by: Your sycophant press at May 24, 2017 12:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 24, 2017 12:06 PM (TwwWO)
Its proving to the Left that Fake News and attacking the President of the US, is a good business model....
The #1 channel concentrating on mortally wounding itself helps.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 12:06 PM (oVJmc)
If I were president I would have given Pope Fidel a copy of The Road to Serfdom.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:07 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2017 12:07 PM (rNQTc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:07 PM (493sH)
Heh. That would have been cool.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 12:07 PM (zc3Db)
The #1 channel concentrating on mortally wounding itself helps.
Exactly. Looks like the Murdock boys are tagging Hannity as next to go....
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:08 PM (O2RFr)
If I were president I would have given Pope Fidel a copy of The Road to Serfdom.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:07 PM (493sH)
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I like your style.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 12:08 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 12:08 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 12:08 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2017 12:08 PM (ULi11)
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wait, trannies have their own warning system?
Posted by: Megyn kelly at May 24, 2017 12:08 PM (oGRue)
For the umpteenth million time: we're NOT changing the goddamned climate!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 12:09 PM (SRKgf)
it's sad when even the Jews and atheists here are noticing he is doing Papistry wrong.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2017 12:09 PM (DcKxa)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 24, 2017 12:10 PM (uBQPh)
Are they still around?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 24, 2017 12:10 PM (X0KnS)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 12:10 PM (vg8iE)
Does Rothko really believe th primary colors are Red Green and Blue?
He is a big silly.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 24, 2017 12:11 PM (vRcUp)
Its proving to the Left that Fake News and attacking the President of the US, is a good business model....
The #1 channel concentrating on mortally wounding itself helps.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 12:06 PM (oVJmc)
Oh.... I concur.... but they are going to use this to justify their conduct internally....
We need an actual Conservative news outlet...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 12:11 PM (NgKpN)
Which particular mystics are you speaking of.? There are a whole lot of mystics in the history of Christianity-some were even Saints and a number of them were quite convinced that only in belonging to the RCC can one be saved. I'm not a RCC and I don't agree with that and I can still deeply appreciate the gift of their lives and words to to the Christian faith because they put their eyes on Jesus..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2017 12:12 PM (qES5k)
Nuclear Warning?
Let me guess - Hillary!?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2017 12:07 PM (rNQTc)
You would think this screw up would be enough to have them finally trash this pathetic and annoying "emergency alert" bullshit they force on the channels. I can't tell you how sick I am of having shows interrupted for the stupid "monthly" tests that seem to take place much more frequently than that.
ANd they can get rid of that idiotic Amber Alert bullshit, too. When was did anyone ever catch a kidnapper from his living room? Friggin bullshit ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 12:12 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:07 PM (493sH)
Or The Road to Gandolfo.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 24, 2017 12:12 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Zombie Pope Julius II at May 24, 2017 12:12 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 12:13 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 12:10 PM (vg8iE)
Yeah but you're going to have to listen up to what the commissar or imam says instead
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:14 PM (493sH)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 12:12 PM (zc3Db)
This.
Besides which, I suspect 99% of the Amber Alerts are triggered by an ex-spouse grabbing up their kid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 12:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 12:14 PM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at May 24, 2017 12:15 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 24, 2017 12:15 PM (Ndje9)
Maybe a How-to-Pope, or Poping for Dummies handbook?
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 12:14 PM (MdC1o)
Pope-ing ain't easy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 12:15 PM (SRKgf)
CNN came in second with 589,000 in the coveted demographic, while remaining in third in total viewers with 1,649,000. Fox slid to to third with 497,000 viewers in the demo, and 2,405,000 overall.
Despite the primetime dip last week, Fox is still above MSNBC and CNN in primetime and total-day ratings this month.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 24, 2017 12:16 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Gov Moonbeam at May 24, 2017 12:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 12:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 12:17 PM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 24, 2017 12:10 PM (uBQPh)
...........
Gas station nachos, right?
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2017 12:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 12:18 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 12:18 PM (gbWkA)
Oh.... there was.... he'll remember when he said he was not a Christian... because he wanted to build the border wall....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 12:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jackal at May 24, 2017 12:20 PM (2aOb4)
Posted by: Pollock at May 24, 2017 12:21 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 12:08 PM (c6/9Q)
This. I've lived in three muslim countries, and endured ten ramadans. You better get off the streets when the muezzin calls the end of the fast. And do not get between a fast breaker and the KFC Ramadan special bucket. Just. Don't.
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2017 12:21 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: real joe at May 24, 2017 12:21 PM (KERS+)
You have disrespected me..I'll remember what you said
Posted by: Don Vito Corleone Trump... at May 24, 2017 12:21 PM (O2RFr)
Becoming more liberal won't wash Fox clean and they are bleeding conservative viewers.
Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2017 12:21 PM (qYKU9)
Posted by: Haddock at May 24, 2017 12:22 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 12:22 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 12:18 PM (gbWkA)
I'll be back
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:22 PM (493sH)
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2017 12:22 PM (V+V48)
And trying to remove Conservative commentators...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:22 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 12:23 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Jackal at May 24, 2017 12:23 PM (2aOb4)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2017 12:12 PM (zc3Db)
This.
Besides which, I suspect 99% of the Amber Alerts are triggered by an ex-spouse grabbing up their kid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 12:14 PM (SRKgf)
I once spoke to a detective who worked kidnappings, and he confirmed that the overwhelming majority of cases are angry ex-spouses in the midst of custody battles.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 12:23 PM (0mRoj)
Becoming more liberal won't wash Fox clean and they are bleeding conservative viewers.
Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2017 12:21 PM (qYKU9)
Who needs viewers when you can become fashionably liberal?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 24, 2017 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
*****
Only because I'm a sick twisted old bastard, I think this is funny. Now if I can just hack CNN and have: "This just in...Moscow in flames! Missiles headed to NY. Film at 11!"
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 12:24 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Diogenes
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 12:25 PM (Njtx4)
Maybe a How-to-Pope, or Poping for Dummies handbook?
Yes. It's called "The Life of John Paul II".
/mic drop
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 24, 2017 12:25 PM (AM1GF)
this is funny. Now if I can just hack CNN and have: "This just
in...Moscow in flames! Missiles headed to NY. Film at 11!"
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 12:24 PM (0tfLf)
_________
Here in Iowa we'd have all just gone up on the roof to watch like we do with tornadoes.
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 12:25 PM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Mike Royko at May 24, 2017 12:26 PM (3vyFz)
545 Stormy here. Steady 30 mph wind from NW. Cloudy, and only about 40 degrees. Might even get snow, if it keeps up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 12:23 PM (0deF2)
Ayup, Ice Age acomin'.
Posted by: Farmer's Almanac at May 24, 2017 12:27 PM (e1mEI)
this is funny. Now if I can just hack CNN and have: "This just in...Moscow in flames! Missiles headed to NY. Film at 11!"
Posted by: Diogenes
If you don't play "Closer to Thee, My Lord" you're not doing it right.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 24, 2017 12:27 PM (AM1GF)
Just a few days ago I sniffed and sneered at another of his works at the STL Big Art Museum. Admission is free, can't go wrong...
Posted by: klaftern at May 24, 2017 12:27 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: macleod at May 24, 2017 12:28 PM (I7blG)
Maybe a How-to-Pope, or Poping for Dummies handbook?
Yes. It's called "The Life of John Paul II".
/mic drop
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 24, 2017 12:25 PM (AM1GF)
Seconded. And through in a guide to the Latin Mass
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:28 PM (493sH)
It's weird that Sesame Street couldn't spot them some of the billions of dollars they've been making on licensed pajamas, books, stuffed animals, toothpaste, and every other thing they've been selling around the world for the last forty years.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 12:28 PM (fD1ST)
Gas station nachos, right?
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2017 12:18 PM (HgMAr)
You should try the sushi!
Posted by: Sledgehammer at May 24, 2017 12:29 PM (jbaCx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
I remember a time, when the last Pope was in office, and people here would get upset, and I'd patiently explain to them wait a day or two, when they properly translate what he said everything will be fine. Sure enough, some Vatican underling had screwed something up.
With Francis, I have nothing to say. Flame away at him.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 12:29 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:29 PM (O2RFr)
it's sad when even the Jews and atheists here are noticing he is doing Papistry wrong.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
He heads the largest denomination... I'm not sure it's fair to call him the leader of Western Christianity.
But I agree, it's disturbing how people like the pope are suddenly BLANKING OUT on the primary principle of ethics, how people act, and instead focus on the *demographic* group to which they belong, and say, "if they are part of such and so group, they can be killed. Otherwise it is evil. Actions are irrelevant". It is madness.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2017 12:29 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2017 12:18 PM (HgMAr)
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with botulism sprinkles on top!
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2017 12:30 PM (4Lfsk)
Posted by: Diogenes
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 12:25 PM (Njtx4)
/Heard in the Capts. stateroom of the Vladimir Monomakh (K-551)
Nyet!!!! our radio is down... but CNN on the satellite says Moscow is attacked...
Come to launch depth....
Posted by: Russian Capt. at May 24, 2017 12:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:29 PM (O2RFr)
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Those assholes would protest a Trd Nugent concert.
Posted by: Jackal at May 24, 2017 12:30 PM (2aOb4)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 12:30 PM (fD1ST)
You know what gets me?
Sesame Street makes a big deal about being closed-captioned.
You know, that show for pre-readers puts the words on the screen for the non-reading deaf kids to follow along with.
Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 24, 2017 12:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 12:29 PM (O2RFr)
If you like your Muzzie rapists, you can keep your Muzzie rapists
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:31 PM (493sH)
Becoming more liberal won't wash Fox clean and they are bleeding conservative viewers.
Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2017 12:21 PM (qYKU9)
Losing Fox News is just the price they're willing to pay to not get complained at at cocktail parties anymore.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2017 12:31 PM (ULi11)
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 12:31 PM (MdC1o)
_____
laughing WAY to hard at this..
Posted by: IP at May 24, 2017 12:31 PM (MdC1o)
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It's my fuckup, and even I'm chuckling a little bit.
Posted by: Jackal at May 24, 2017 12:32 PM (2aOb4)
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If Britain was sane and wished to survive then these vermin would be seized at the airport and promptly inhumed.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 24, 2017 12:32 PM (RQP0C)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 12:32 PM (Njtx4)
John Paul II had enough credibility and respect you could call him the leader of Western Christianity. Francis barely has the cred to be leader of the Roman Catholic Church.
How far we've fallen.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 24, 2017 12:32 PM (AM1GF)
But I agree, it's disturbing how people like the pope are suddenly BLANKING OUT on the primary principle of ethics, how people act, and instead focus on the *demographic* group to which they belong, and say, "if they are part of such and so group, they can be killed. Otherwise it is evil. Actions are irrelevant". It is madness.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2017 12:29 PM (vRcUp)
I was under the impression that the Church, whether it is the Roman Catholic Church, the Eastern Orthodox Church, the Baptist, Presbyterians, Lutherans, and even the Methodists, were supposed to be about the Great Commission-that Matthew 28 stuff. Christ said to care for the poor and the widows, but to preach the Gospel first and foremost.
I could be wrong, of course.
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2017 12:32 PM (V+V48)
And a Norman Rothko artist would be a lot of fun.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 12:30 PM (fD1ST)
I don't know if mother would approve
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:32 PM (493sH)
http://tinyurl.com/mcgw9qa
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2017 12:33 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Jackal at May 24, 2017 12:30 PM (2aOb4)
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i don't know why: his shows are the shit!
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2017 12:33 PM (4Lfsk)
Two weeks before Abe Lincoln was assassinated, he was in Monroe Maryland
Two weeks before JFK was assassinated, he was in Marilyn Monroe
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 24, 2017 12:33 PM (a7n7B)
Posted by: Chris M at May 24, 2017 12:33 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2017 12:34 PM (qES5k)
Think someone here mentioned that Fox News accounts for 25% of the Murdoch media empire's revenue, which....is not exactly small change, even when you're rich.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 12:34 PM (oVJmc)
Just a few days ago I sniffed and sneered at another of his works at the STL Big Art Museum. Admission is free, can't go wrong...
Posted by: klaftern at May 24, 2017 12:27 PM (RuIsu)
"I ain't the Bum Peeper, I'm the Bum Peeper's son, but I'll peep at your bum until the Bum Peeper comes."
Posted by: zombie Muddy Waters at May 24, 2017 12:35 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: the Butcher at May 24, 2017 12:35 PM (AGJqR)
Two weeks before Abe Lincoln was assassinated, he was in Monroe Maryland
Two weeks before JFK was assassinated, he was in Marilyn Monroe
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 24, 2017 12:33 PM (a7n7B)
JFK was a necrophiliac?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:35 PM (493sH)
Think someone here mentioned that Fox News accounts for 25% of the Murdoch media empire's revenue, which....is not exactly small change, even when you're rich.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
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Those shitheads'll still nuke it. Virtue signalling outweighs all else with their generation. Profit, not so much...
Posted by: Jackal at May 24, 2017 12:35 PM (2aOb4)
Posted by: Bill Spynn at May 24, 2017 12:35 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Chris M at May 24, 2017 12:33 PM (eAZVt)
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Me, of course!
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 24, 2017 12:35 PM (4Lfsk)
*****
Absolutely true. It's like the whole country never left the 60's. What a miserable bunch.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 12:36 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 24, 2017 12:30 PM (oVJmc)
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You completely misunderstand.
The captioning is in hopes that the teen moms in Chicago will look up from their phones long enough to see and learn to read a brief word on the screen that they're using as a babysitter.
C-A-T spells cat.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 12:36 PM (fD1ST)
They will cut their losses and the terrorist propaganda network will be on in every cable home in America.
Win win.
Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2017 12:36 PM (qYKU9)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 12:37 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 24, 2017 12:37 PM (vRcUp)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/265694/
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 12:37 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:35 PM (493sH)
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she was a dead lay all along...
Posted by: Howard Hughes at May 24, 2017 12:37 PM (4Lfsk)
In what way, exactly?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 12:38 PM (oVJmc)
CNN viewers should be hardest hit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 12:34 PM (oVJmc)
With a coal train if there was any justice in this life....
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 24, 2017 12:38 PM (hLRSq)
And MSNBC atop the ratings.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
Which is the saddest thing out of this...
Its proving to the Left that Fake News and attacking the President of the US, is a good business model....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
Anyone know if ratings for cable news have gone down overall? I'm thinking MSNBC is atop the ratings because a lot of viewers just stopped watching Fox (and they never watched the other stations)....which has put MSNBC up but not that they've gained new viewers.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:39 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Pollock at May 24, 2017 12:21 PM (E8apb)
I like it.
Posted by: Haddock at May 24, 2017 12:22 PM
It's a little two-dimensional.
Posted by: Flounder at May 24, 2017 12:39 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 12:39 PM (c6/9Q)
In what way, exactly?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 12:38 PM
Some members aren't clinically insane?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Add in for media biased question...
Add in skewed percentage of (D)'s...
*whir* ...calculating... *whir*
Trump approval at 58%.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 12:37 PM (rmVvL)
So the Democrat Party's left wing is in Pol Pot territory? That's unsurprising.
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (xjiRE)
He carefully backed out of the parking space, slowly started creeping down the parking lot, and not 15 seconds in some guy backs right into us.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 12:41 PM (rmVvL)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/265694/
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 12:37 PM (rmVvL)
Oh yeah, they used to be solidly Bolshevik but now they're more like Mensheviks.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:41 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 12:41 PM (0tfLf)
He carefully backed out of the parking space, slowly started creeping down the parking lot, and not 15 seconds in some guy backs right into us.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (sBOL1)
+++
Just effin figures.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 24, 2017 12:43 PM (+eKyB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (p+Wdc)
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that would leave out all my neighbors who voted to decriminalize all sorts of shit, and let out "non-violent" offenders that are now complaining about rising crime rates and cops that don't bother arresting crooks because the perp is back on the street before they get done with all the red tape.
Fing idiots, one and all.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2017 12:43 PM (4Lfsk)
He carefully backed out of the parking space,
slowly started creeping down the parking lot, and not 15 seconds in some
guy backs right into us.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (sBOL1)
Awww poor kid! Not his fault though.
Three days after I got my license some jamoke slammed into me while I was stopped waiting for someone to turn left. He hit me, I hit the car in front of me and they hit the car in front of them.
I still have the neck pain to prove it XX years later.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:44 PM (Enq6K)
In what way, exactly?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Folsom Street Fairy isn't in every city every Friday.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 12:44 PM (Njtx4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2017 12:44 PM (qES5k)
He was very nice. But it shook my son up, so he asked me to drive home. We were all laughing about it all the way home. I called my husband on the way home and he laughed too.
The only nonlaughing part will be dealing with the insurance company, because that's never fun. But luckily we're all fine, although my son did say, "I'm traumatized. I think I now have mesothelioma." LOL.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:45 PM (sBOL1)
Three days after I got my license some jamoke slammed into me while I was stopped waiting for someone to turn left. He hit me, I hit the car in front of me and they hit the car in front of them.
I still have the neck pain to prove it XX years later.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:44 PM (Enq6K)
Which makes you XXXVI years old.
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 12:46 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: KWDreaming at May 24, 2017 12:46 PM (N/v1f)
Posted by: bluebell
*snort.
He gets his moron card along with his DL for that amount of snark.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 12:46 PM (Njtx4)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:44 PM (Enq6K)
If you're using Roman Numerals. get off my lawn. ;^) The number of years years since I got my license sounds like an extra graphic porn film.
Sorry about your back pain through.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2017 12:47 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Dale the deplorable at May 24, 2017 12:47 PM (kzxV0)
insurance company, because that's never fun. But luckily we're all
fine, although my son did say, "I'm traumatized. I think I now have
mesothelioma." LOL.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:45 PM (sBOL1)
bluebell, he rammed into you - his insurance company not yours
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 12:47 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2017 12:47 PM (KDTel)
Posted by: bluebell
Oh well, it's not like your insurance rates will go up after that kind of accident. Side panel damage, despite the efforts of the most lunatic people on this planet to somehow blame it on the other driver, is almost impossible to blame on the car that sustains the damage.
Insurance companies know this stuff intuitively.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 12:47 PM (HTdUD)
Learned a new word. I'll have to use it three times today.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 12:46 PM (xjiRE)
Can't be. We're all only XXIX years old
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (Enq6K)
Three days after I got my license some jamoke slammed into me while I was stopped waiting for someone to turn left. He hit me, I hit the car in front of me and they hit the car in front of them.
I still have the neck pain to prove it XX years later.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:44 PM (Enq6K)
Did you get a settlement for personal injury?
Posted by: KWDreaming at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (N/v1f)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 12:47 PM (c6/9Q)
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Oh yes, I know. It's Progressive. I wonder if I'll get to speak to Flo.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (sBOL1)
He carefully backed out of the parking space, slowly started creeping down the parking lot, and not 15 seconds in some guy backs right into us.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (sBOL1)
Is everyone okay bluebell? I hope there wasn't much damage.
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 12:40 PM (xjiRE)
Pol Pot was a running dog of Wall Street, emptying out his land so that condo developers could get in on adventure tourism.
Posted by: Tom Wombat-Cloggenstein - Democrat Party Chair, Brattlesboro at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: bluebell
Go on. Have him name your minivan "Brad".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 12:49 PM (Njtx4)
Posted by: Burt Reynolds at May 24, 2017 12:49 PM (3vyFz)
Which makes you XXXVI years old.
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 12:46 PM (xjiRE)
SHADDUP!
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (Enq6K)
Oh wait.....need moar coffee.
I'll take it!
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:49 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 12:50 PM (a0IVu)
I could be wrong, of course.
Posted by: moki
Yes, I agree with that. But I was also agreeing with BTH's point that the Pope is in error when he thinks climate change is the greatest evil, and ignores Christians in the Middle East who are being martyred under his watch.
I have more respect for D. A. Carson or William Lane Craig than for this Pope.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2017 12:50 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: John R.R.R. Kasich at May 24, 2017 12:51 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: KWDreaming at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (N/v1f)
Don't I wish. Dad wasn't into suing.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:51 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 24, 2017 12:51 PM (0x/TW)
Insurance companies know this stuff intuitively.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 12:47 PM (HTdUD)
They will still be asses about settlement. I'm five months out from getting rear ended at a red light, complete with neck brace and hospital stay, and insurance hasn't paid a penny of medical so far. We are 8000 in the hole at this point, but I still need more documentation or more papers from doctors, etc.
I truly pray your situation is easily dealt with bluebell. You and your sweet kid do not need this nonsense.
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2017 12:51 PM (V+V48)
One of the first questions the insurance company asks is, 'Where did the damage occur?'
Protip: Front and/or back bumper are never good answers. More questions are bound to ensue.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 12:51 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (V+V4
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Oh yes, we are all fine, thanks. There's a small dent about the size of my fist. And, it's a 10-year-old minivan so who really cares. We joked about it on the way home to get his mind off it, and after a little bit he was joking right along with my daughter and me. And it wasn't his fault at all.
You gotta laugh when you can.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:51 PM (sBOL1)
mesothelioma." LOL.
*****
I like this kid.
Clearly the winner of the Junior Ace Award for the day!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 12:52 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: troll so hard at May 24, 2017 12:52 PM (DkRXj)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 12:52 PM (Njtx4)
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Hey, you're the guy with all of the dirty pictures!
Posted by: just the punchline at May 24, 2017 12:52 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 12:46 PM (xjiRE)
SHADDUP!
Posted by: Tami
Baby. You're not old until you're at least XLV.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 24, 2017 12:52 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2017 12:47 PM (KDTel)
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i'm sure all the leaks from the Deep State "intelligence community" (to use a term loosely) are helping a whole lot with the investigation.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2017 12:53 PM (4Lfsk)
It pains me to agree with you; I love my faith, this pope not so much. But the catholic faith has weathered poor popes before and will do so again.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)
I have no problem regarding this as art but I have a funny feeling that "modern art" is all the rage because modern artists just can't actually do what real artists used to do.
Posted by: rayj at May 24, 2017 12:53 PM (pI/IV)
I believe this is an art gallery for the blind, but I don't read Braille.
Posted by: Yoko at May 24, 2017 12:54 PM (EySW2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil,
Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 24, 2017 12:52 PM
*sobs uncontrollably*
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:54 PM (Enq6K)
There is an insufficient amount of skill in his work. If a child, or God forbid, I can duplicate your work, you're a hack.
People like it, sure. People like pet rocks, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 24, 2017 12:54 PM (3OIiX)
Add in skewed percentage of (D)'s...
*whir* ...calculating... *whir*
Trump approval at 58%.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
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I would concur. Considering all that was thrown at him in just the last few weeks, I'd say he's looking pretty strong if this is the best they can do.
The shrieking is becoming background noise.
Posted by: Maritime at May 24, 2017 12:54 PM (zu/Gn)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 24, 2017 12:51 PM (0x/TW)
So did you? That's all we want to know.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 12:55 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)
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^^^This^^^
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:55 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2017 12:53 PM (4Lfsk)
We're waterboarding a basket of fish and chips right now.
Posted by: Deep State Intelligence Community Swim Team at May 24, 2017 12:55 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: troll so hard at May 24, 2017 12:52 PM (DkRXj)
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Because Im a giver.
NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/kn3vb34
Thank me later. Enjoy.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 12:55 PM (8XRCm)
Insurance companies know this stuff intuitively.
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Not Farmers. Same thing happened to a co-worker who got backed into. They both had Farmers Ins. Since no police report and HEB refused to show cameras but neither car had damage, the person who hit her got his pre-existing damage on his car covered and somehow wasn't 100% at fault. The heck.
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 24, 2017 12:55 PM (pzA2L)
Back to where it was two weeks ago.
20,972.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 12:52 PM (Njtx4)
I just checked on a junior stock I bought two weeks ago at 92 cents. Just traded this morning up to a buck twenty.
But I will persist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 12:56 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:54 PM (Enq6K)
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Sweetheart, you're XXIX like all the rest of us, and don't let anyone tell you any differently.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:56 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: bluebell
*****
If his his mother's son there will be a "Brad" on the back bumper by this time tomorrow.
Go on. Have him name your minivan "Brad".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 12:49 PM (Njtx4)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 12:56 PM (0tfLf)
NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/kn3vb34
Thank me later. Enjoy.
Posted by: fixerupper
Ah.
The AoS IQ test. Who will be the first to fail by opening it?
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2017 12:56 PM (326rv)
Did you notice they were looking at you?
Posted by: Aerosmith at May 24, 2017 12:56 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: furious at May 24, 2017 12:57 PM (XlouP)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 24, 2017 12:57 PM (ZQpd0)
Learned a new word. I'll have to use it three times today.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (LTHVh)
I use it all the time
Posted by: Brit Hume at May 24, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:56 PM (sBOL1)
heh. If I had to choose an age that really worked for me it would 34 or 35; I was in great shape and really happy with my life at that time.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 12:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2017 12:56 PM (326rv)
I have fallen for the boobs link one too many times. Not me.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (Jcg9Q)
People like it, sure. People like pet rocks, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 24, 2017 12:54 PM (3OIiX)
Wait - what did you say? The people...like it? The mouth-breathing inbred mountain mutants with their jug bands and corn-likker *like* this?
*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*
Posted by: Snooty Artsy Critic and Gallery Owner at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: moki
That completely sucks. Some insurance companies are good, some suck. I have Nationwide (on your side) and they were excellent.
Accident like yours, rear ended. Everything got covered, went well over coverage limits ($50,000) and they went and got all the money. I never had to reach in my wallet for one thin dime.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:48 PM (sBOL1)<<
I just dealt with Progressive this month. Got hit from behind by a Progressive customer, totaled our van. Progressive was real easy to deal with, gave us a good estimate on what our van was worth, and paid for the rental no problem.
Only drawback: didn't get to speak to Flo.
Posted by: MacGruber at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 12:56 PM (sBOL1)
You're my new best friend!
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (8XRCm)
But the catholic faith has weathered poor popes before and will do so
again.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)
I'm beginning to wonder about the "again" part.
Posted by: rayj at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Murdoch' Boys at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (EySW2)
rat bastard spying activity in the Obama admin
http://tinyurl.com/m2a8fyl
Posted by: McCool at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (KvRqW)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 24, 2017 12:51 PM (0x/TW)
So did you? That's all we want to know.
Posted by: Country Boy
****
Haaaaa!
The brunette on the right was a snob as was her twin sister. The blonde in the middle was their good friend and just like them.
The latina on the far left I only saw around and never met.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 24, 2017 12:59 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 12:57 PM (a0IVu)
I think you meant, XXXIV or XXXV.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 12:59 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Progressive SpokesXerson at May 24, 2017 01:00 PM (Tyii7)
Which is fine.
I don't care for poetry. There, I said it. And I accept that as MY limitation, not the poets'.
So, this being said, my preference in abstract is less geometrical shapes. This is alright, but not my favorite of the genre. I think I know what I see, regardless of what the artist saw.
So yeah, it's alright.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2017 01:00 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Johnny Jacobs at May 24, 2017 01:00 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 12:57 PM (a0IVu)
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Yeah, I probably wouldn't pick 29 because I was pregnant practically the whole time I was 29. Maybe 28. By 35 I was pregnant with my 4th.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2017 01:00 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 24, 2017 01:00 PM (ARzf8)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 24, 2017 01:00 PM (toi7g)
http://bit.ly/2rRazJ0
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:01 PM (LTHVh)
But the catholic faith has weathered poor popes before and will do so again.
Posted by: IC at May 24, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)
I'm beginning to wonder about the "again" part.
Posted by: rayj at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (pI/IV)
John XXIII and his wretched Vatican II (how's that for Roman numeraling?) did its best to ruin the Church and Pope Fidel seems to be the second act of a very bad play
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:01 PM (493sH)
Great guy, by the way. Local. His name was Robert Woods. He was killed by a prison escapee while he was manning a road block. Wife, two young children. RIP Robert.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2017 01:02 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: THIS is CNN at May 24, 2017 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
Here is a great pair of hooters.
Not safe for people who don't like hooters:
http://tinyurl.com/mqmtuq4
Posted by: Youaskedyougot at May 24, 2017 01:02 PM (qES5k)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mrzw5f8
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 01:03 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:03 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 24, 2017 01:04 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: The Walking Dude
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Dining room carpet, where Mike Hammer's cat goes to barf grass/food amalgam.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2017 01:04 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: homer simpson at May 24, 2017 01:04 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 24, 2017 01:04 PM (jjaLl)
http://bit.ly/2rRazJ0
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:01 PM (LTHVh)
Wow. You can't see the apartment, there's no rent, no deposit, but there is a lease.
And these fools thought they were going to sell this house?
The article says they took it off the market recently, probably because of the responses to the ad.
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2017 01:04 PM (V+V48)
rat bastard spying activity in the Obama admin
http://tinyurl.com/m2a8fyl
Posted by: McCool at May 24, 2017 12:58 PM (KvRqW)
But no scandal or story there for the MFM or gutless Republicans
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:04 PM (493sH)
Posted by: McCool at May 24, 2017 01:05 PM (KvRqW)
(I don't buy the "Benedict stepped down for health reasons" crap one bit!).
If he's still alive, that kinda kills that line.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 01:05 PM (Njtx4)
Mrs Bates is up there, rocking, rocking ..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:05 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 24, 2017 01:04 PM (toi7g)
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Wanted to spend more time with the family??? *shrug*
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 01:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (0tfLf)
John XXIII and his wretched Vatican II (how's that for Roman
numeraling?) did its best to ruin the Church and Pope Fidel seems to be
the second act of a very bad play
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:01 PM (493sH)
Our culture is fundamentally changing and not in a "live and let live" kind of way.
The mechanisms for forcing everyone to publicly go with it or be exposed as a heretic are being put in place.
I know there are still a lot adherents to the faith but are they willing to lose their jobs or go to jail for their faith.
Some, I'm sure.
But not many.
Posted by: rayj at May 24, 2017 01:09 PM (pI/IV)
*****
Absolutely true. It's like the whole country never left the 60's. What a miserable bunch.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 12:36 PM (0tfLf)
Remember that they even named one of their movements "Re-create '68".
Vietnam was THE defining moment of Boomers' lives, and they spent the rest of their lives drilling it into their kids' heads (and if they became teachers, into YOUR kids' heads).
The left will FOREVER be protesting and re-protesting their little mental Vietnams.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2017 01:09 PM (luj3F)
Posted by: Big swingin Al at May 24, 2017 01:19 PM (8WS2E)
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2017 01:09 PM (luj3F)
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Its more than the war and protesting.
The antiwar movement was the seedling for the notion that "we can make a difference, we can change the world".
It's the genesis of every Marxist, social justice warrioring, bleeding heart do gooder on stage today.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2017 01:21 PM (8XRCm)
All is good in my world after that lunch.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 24, 2017 01:25 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: doug at May 24, 2017 02:27 PM (HlhEB)
Posted by: Socratease at May 24, 2017 04:52 PM (FqHs5)
That's Kenny's boogers
Posted by: Ronnie at May 24, 2017 05:33 PM (BO/km)
These faddish things are taken up by the "cognoscenti" because they're easily recognizable, so it's like buying a hideously expensive, but prominently logo-ed, Prada bag to show off to your fabulous friends.
E.g., Jeff Koons, Rauschenberg, Lichtenstein, Rothko, et al.
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