Trump's Leading Pick to Head FBI? Joe Lieberman

I'm not happy about this, but I guess when you're in a weak position, you have a limited menu of choices.

The "Elites" of #TheResistance are winning in their bid for a coup, and Trump hasn't been able to thwart them. I realize this is something that causes a lot of controversy to say, but it's true.

Maybe no one could stand up to this onslaught. Maybe Trump's bobbles and stumbles are just background noise in relation to the quasar-level signal the #Resistance is pumping out.

But so far, he's losing.

They do intend for a coup.

I don't believe they've planned out the aftermath of a coup.

It will be... messy.

Once you've formally announced to the public that their decisions simply do not matter, and that a niche subculture of the country gets to exercise an extra-constitutional veto on any decision they don't approve of -- once you've made it plain that America is a government with a nation, not a nation with a government -- what exactly is it that binds the people to a government that cannot in any way be described as "their" government?

The old bromide was that we have to respect the will of the people when we lose, if for no other reason that we count on others respecting the will of the people when they lose.

But now that that social contract has been entirely disavowed by a large minority of the country -- now that they've made it plain that they will have no government except one they control at the expense of their enemies -- what possible reason could they suggest to citizens why they must respect the next president, or the one after that?

#Resistance is a two-way street, fellers.

Oh, by the way:

Posted by: Ace at 08:35 PM

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1 Nooooooo.....

Posted by: GOULD at May 18, 2017 08:28 PM (Hj4t4)

2 Some day you might be calling me an energy farmer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 08:29 PM (IqV8l)

3 Tree.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 08:29 PM (vRcUp)

4 How old is this guy??? He takes the slot and retires in 18 months???

Posted by: Admiral Painter at May 18, 2017 08:30 PM (DpOmP)

5 Isn't Joe Lieberman like 104?

Posted by: June Chu at May 18, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

6 A liberal Democrat with a few minor heresies. Not what I'd be looking for.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

7 Joe Lieberman? The mop guy?

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 08:31 PM (BO/km)

8 President Schwarzenegger chose wisely.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at May 18, 2017 08:31 PM (oBuXO)

9 too damn bad shemp howard is dead. or, moe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2017 08:31 PM (KP5rU)

10 Smells like a brand new RealSkin sex doll.

Smells like Jared.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 08:31 PM (DurKO)

11 Oh well you win some you lose some. Still HRC is not president.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 08:32 PM (BO/km)

12 Oh, look who got his squish back . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 08:32 PM (EgOr3)

13 Meh, Joe's a weenie, so therefore he's a perfect pick for the FBI.

I can't see him being a full throated deep state cocksucker, so I don't view this pick as being that awful.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at May 18, 2017 08:33 PM (/j4n5)

14 Also my house is not on fire and I am not terminally I'll. I guess I have that.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 08:33 PM (BO/km)

15 Smells like a skin care product.

Smells like Jared.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 08:33 PM (DurKO)

16 Joe Lieberman is 75.

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2017 08:33 PM (F0ZHr)

17 FBI Director is Trump's pick. You can't blame this on some vague "Deep State".

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 18, 2017 08:34 PM (RrhD2)

18 Besides, the guy is 75 years old, he'll barely have the energy to pee standing up let alone run interference for the deep state.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at May 18, 2017 08:34 PM (/j4n5)

19 Did Chuck Norris say no?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 18, 2017 08:34 PM (qJhUV)

20 Of all the people he could have picked what could his reasoning be for this? What does he know that we don't?

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 08:34 PM (BO/km)

21 Trump is kind of a come back kid. I don't know if he will ultimately lose but he will surge a few times before all is said and done. This is just the end of the beginning, still too soon to see how this plays out.

Posted by: Max Power at May 18, 2017 08:35 PM (q177U)

22 I'd prefer Maxwell Smart to Joe Lieberman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 08:35 PM (Nwg0u)

23 I really don't get it. Lieberman? Seriously?

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 08:35 PM (0mRoj)

24 Yes, Comey said under oath that he wasn't pressured.

But something about this 'memo' story-- Comey isn't on record saying that stuff. Only anonymous people claiming to be 'close' to him, saying vague things. IOW, absolutely no one that can be held accountable. And not Comey himself.

So it could be a lie, an exaggeration, a hoax, a semi-truth, a distortion, or a complete fabrication by the reporters themselves. And Comey can, at some point down the road, completely disavow any or all of it. Which is probably intentional to the way he's playing the whole thing.

The more that plays out in this, the more convinced I am that Comey is the capo for the whole conspiracy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

25 The things is this: when Trump is attacked, he attacks back. But like everyone else, Trump doesn't like being attacked in the first place. Maybe he thinks he can mollify his enemies. Spoiler alert: he can't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2017 08:36 PM (MZcWR)

26 this really stinks. who cut a schumer?

Posted by: newrouter at May 18, 2017 08:36 PM (6HXF0)

27

I was hoping he would appoint Sheriff Dave Clark to head the FBI and on day one call all of the top people in and go all Louis Gossett on them. I don't believe what I'm seeing. Where have you been all your lives? At an orgy? Listening to Mick Jagger music and badmouthing our country, I'll bet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 08:36 PM (auHtY)

28 Smells like a plush used Pilates mat.

Smells like Jared.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 08:37 PM (DurKO)

29 I'm not ready to give up on Trump yet. He's a wily one. And his ego won't let him give up either.

That said, keepshooting is selling riot helmets. And I think another 1k rounds of .223 won't go amiss.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 18, 2017 08:37 PM (xJa6I)

30 Is it that Joe will will be ineffective causing chaos in the the FBI allowing PDT to sieze control and turn it in to his own private gestapo? Could that be his plan?

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 08:37 PM (BO/km)

31 Great, hire a fucking corpse.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at May 18, 2017 08:37 PM (2X7pN)

32 just what we need, another old entrenched, fuckin white dude in charge of some shit. totally racist pick. way to go thin lips.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2017 08:37 PM (KP5rU)

33 no....no....no....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 08:38 PM (0O7c5)

34 isn't Joe like 77 years old? For a 10 year appointment?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2017 08:39 PM (dOyKt)

35 If the coup succeeds, it will put paid to the notion that we have a representative government. It will mean that we are being ruled, not governed.

The Declaration of Independence had some choice words to say about that.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

36 Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 08:37 PM (DurKO)

Amy Schumer much ?

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2017 08:39 PM (c6/9Q)

37 Good night all.

Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2017 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

38 Must've run out of in-laws!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at May 18, 2017 08:39 PM (2X7pN)

39 Don't pick a Democrat, Donald. It's rewarding the #LynchMob, even if Joe hasn't participated. He's too old, too. Pick a young straight-arrow lawman.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 18, 2017 08:39 PM (Ndje9)

40 President Trump loved him in Alf.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 18, 2017 08:39 PM (j1Wvr)

41 There must of been a YUGE box of election returns that came in late and......

Jebito! Edged out Trump...amirite?

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at May 18, 2017 08:40 PM (oBuXO)

42 Like Alexander Hamilton, I must endorse the honorable nominee, despite his political differences from me, because he is a gentleman of moral character. This I know, Lieberman would not have swept up after Hillary Clinton, and he would not abuse the authority of the FBI for personal or political agendas.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 08:40 PM (Quwsn)

43 Smells like a new Brooks Brothers pocket handkerchief.

Smells like Jared.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 08:40 PM (DurKO)

44 I'll tell ya right now, John McCain is part of the leaks. Who's McCain's best friends? Lindsey and Joe

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at May 18, 2017 08:41 PM (DeU1P)

45 Anyway if McCain thinks it's a good idea it's probably not.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 08:41 PM (BO/km)

46 Oh.

Hell.

NO !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 18, 2017 08:41 PM (KGH7Z)

47 Smells of Ben Gay and stale farts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2017 08:41 PM (89T5c)

48 This...doesnt quite feel like winning to me.

But I don't have a lot of experience with winning so maybe it is and I just don't recognize it.

Though it does kind of make me feel sick.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 18, 2017 08:41 PM (Ojki1)

49 If Hillary won we'd have had a civil war over the 2nd amendment.

Now were're having a civil war over hurt feelings? Is that what we're doing? Fuck you everyone on the left. We put up with your Socialist anti-Semite for 8 years.

Your best odds in the Senate are gaining 2 seats if you defend ALL 13 of yours. Impeachment aint happening

Posted by: SmileyNh at May 18, 2017 08:41 PM (zJycq)

50 Ladies and gentlemen, it seems that Chuck Schumer has decisively won the pussy grabbing contest with PDT.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at May 18, 2017 08:41 PM (oBuXO)

51 Alexander Haig was my pick.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 08:42 PM (DurKO)

52 Plus there is the popcorn factor of watching the False News Network and "resistance" taking checked swings at him.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 08:42 PM (Quwsn)

53 45 Anyway if McCain thinks it's a good idea it's probably not.
Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 08:41 PM (BO/km)

Not a bad litmus test.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 08:42 PM (0mRoj)

54 Sure, let's get our panties in a twist about this, uh, nothingburger. Even the link he put cites "media sources." What is that? Why do we care? Trump is a master of misdirection. I'm saying here and now, it's not Lieberman. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 08:42 PM (EgOr3)

55 Does the FBI even need a director? Obviously, I've not thought this entirely through but, in an era of multiple weaponised federal agencies with overlapping bailiwicks, is the FBI even really all that relevant anymore?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 18, 2017 08:43 PM (e9G8E)

56 Joe Who?......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2017 08:43 PM (5VlCp)

57 Can someone explain what is driving Lefties saying Trump admitted he fired Comey because of Russia investigation.

I have heard it/read it several times today.

What is the basis.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 08:43 PM (HV1LS)

58 Wow. How many times are "media reports" wrong about this kind of stuff, not just "oopsie" but "full retard, he wasn't even considering this person" wrong?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2017 08:43 PM (39g3+)

59 Liberman is a head fake.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2017 08:43 PM (TOP0R)

60 54; peaches, i tend to agree. i think it's a diversion.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2017 08:44 PM (KP5rU)

61 Don't think it's a head fake

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2017 08:44 PM (c6/9Q)

62 Yay, we won. Let's appoint dems to key positions.
Fuck that.

Posted by: kahall at May 18, 2017 08:44 PM (uqy5O)

63 I wonder if he's ever forgiven Lawrence Taylor for ending his football career.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2017 08:44 PM (dOyKt)

64 This is pointed at the citizens only.

I wonder who else is on the list.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 08:45 PM (3myMJ)

65 You all don't understand...

Hillary was not Guilty, because even though she did blatantly illegal acts, she did not intend to be bad...

Trump is guilty, because even though he did nothing illegal, he INTENDED to be bad...

Rule of.... crap... can't say Men.... but definitely not the rule of Law...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 18, 2017 08:45 PM (NgKpN)

66 This sucks if true. And this and its leaking to the press definitely smell like Trump once again went to Jared. Hey Don..if you keep trying to play in the middle of the road, you're gonna get run over!

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 18, 2017 08:45 PM (5leUT)

67
Wow, this is like 2008 all over again!!

Remember when it was Widely Believed that McCain was gonna pick Lieberwitz as his runningmate?1?!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 08:45 PM (w+TcR)

68 Well, I could use a promotion.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 18, 2017 08:45 PM (89T5c)

69 Any chance this is like how Romney was his leading pick for Sec State?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 18, 2017 08:45 PM (oGW41)

70 Melania needs to put some manhood back into The Donald.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at May 18, 2017 08:46 PM (oBuXO)

71 Also remember Romney for SecState. I don't know Lieberman balloon is real.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 08:46 PM (HV1LS)

72
Lieberwitz is the most sought after (but never really wanted) political date in history!

Gore wanted him. Democrats wanted him. Bush wanted him. McCain wanted him. Fake News wanted him. And now Trump wants Lieberwitz.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 08:46 PM (w+TcR)

73 Liberman is a head fake.

I think so, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 08:47 PM (oVJmc)

74 when Lieberman formed DHS he went off of FBI and CIA's failures; he knows what he is dealing with; not sure his social positions (very lefty) matter much in this case. Scoop Jackson and all that...

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2017 08:47 PM (c6/9Q)

75 God help us....are there no other choices?

Does Trump think that old Joe will investigate Obama's surveillance of Trump?? Obama's leakers?

Who is advising Trump on this?

Posted by: Pam at May 18, 2017 08:47 PM (cF0hS)

76 As the senior Dr. Jones said to Junior "Our situation has not improved."

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 08:47 PM (j54eJ)

77 Eh... I kind of don't believe this.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 18, 2017 08:47 PM (CNHr1)

78 For the 'panties in a wad' crowd.....

I am sure you know the Dems, in a similar situation, would nominate MIke Lee for head of the FBI. Right?

Fools.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at May 18, 2017 08:47 PM (oBuXO)

79 Donald needs to put the manhood in Melania.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2017 08:47 PM (89T5c)

80 What was his nickname?

Lie-berman?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 08:47 PM (3myMJ)

81 It will be... messy. Understatement award.

Lieberman? WTF is he thinking. Is there not one person in the FBI he can trust? So he picks a collaborator. I heard this today - it's a joke right?
Please.

When he's punched he punches back. Please.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 08:48 PM (HnB/8)

82 Let's hope it is a fake. Haa haa haa.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 08:48 PM (BO/km)

83 Resistance is not a two way street because the Republicans are weak.

Like Joe Lieberman weak.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2017 08:48 PM (EZebt)

84 I'm hoping this is just a head fake ha ha I'm not really picking Joe type of move it is reported that Lieberman has been interviewed for it. It's trumps pic to make and I'm sure gentleman Jeff has some input into this.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2017 08:48 PM (62eBc)

85
Fawn Lieberman is, in general, a left-wing shit. He was "okay" on Iraq (but Iraq was not "okay"), and he was "okay" on Israel. But on everything else, Fawn LIEberman sucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 08:48 PM (w+TcR)

86 I think this is all horseshit.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 18, 2017 08:49 PM (yTnCT)

87 Nut up. Palin is the new Director of the FBI. Yeah, I made myself laugh.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2017 08:49 PM (TOP0R)

88 77 Eh... I kind of don't believe this.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 18, 2017 08:47 PM (CNHr1)

I'm inclined to agree. I'll believe it when he's sworn in.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

89 Annnnnnd...

Just got a post from Trump on Facebook asking for money to drain the swamp.

It's like the man isn't even President.

Instead of the donation I think I'll buy something of intrinsic value to trade for food during the burning times.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (LQ1Q3)

90 one thing about lieberman, he has joementum. can't take that away from him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (KP5rU)

91 Charles Martel would be a great pick for FBI director.

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (88xKn)

92 This is complete krap. Not even crap. Faux crap.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (EgOr3)

93 Hmm...Chaffetz just announced he's leaving the House early. Just saying.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (j1Wvr)

94 I think this is all horseshit.

===

you win the internets today

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (c6/9Q)

95 "Can someone explain what is driving Lefties saying Trump admitted he fired Comey because of Russia investigation. "

If we say its so, it must be!"
-The left

I think its based on the second hand report of a memo Comey supposedly wrote about in his diary saying that Trump asked him if he could drop the investigation into Flynn now that he had resigned. Just a guess.

The "logic" goes like this: this was an attempt to get Comey to ignore justice to protect Flynn, who was guilty of colluding with Russians to win the election, so since Comey did not, Trump fired him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (39g3+)

96 This seems pretty stupid even for a wounded POTUS.

In a million years I would never have thought we would have finally escaped the horror of the last 8 years only to find ourselves in this miserable predicament.

We tried to be reasonable, we tried to be responsible eschew violence and vote our way toward a better tomorrow but like Rorschach our enemies said NO!

Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (9A6UB)

97 Joe Don Baker is: FBI Director Mitchell!

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (ANIFC)

98 55 Does the FBI even need a director? Obviously, I've not thought this entirely through but, in an era of multiple weaponised federal agencies with overlapping bailiwicks, is the FBI even really all that relevant anymore?
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Points of Relevance to follow.
1. The FBI has federal authority (it's in the name) in all the states and all the territories.
2. The FBI is counter-intelligence and counter-terror in states and territories, NOT THE CIA!!! (That last emphasis for all the ex-hippy conspiracy theorists.)
3. The FBI is the go-to agency to investigate government-related corruption. At least when James Comey is not in charge.
4. The FBI can sift your paper mail, sift your electronic mail, listen in on your phone, access your personal records all the way back. Then decide if they can arrest and charge you based on all of it. Wouldn't you want a reasonable and trustworthy person in charge of it?

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 08:51 PM (Quwsn)

99
What is it about Joe Lieberman that makes him so pure and apolitical??

Oh, wait, that's right -- he's a Democrat from a blue state. So he's beyond reproach by definition.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 08:51 PM (w+TcR)

100 "Remember when it was Widely Believed that McCain was gonna pick Lieberwitz as his runningmate?1?!"

Widely believed?

Old Man Yells At Clouds told the money men straight off that he was going to pick Lieberman for a "national unity" ticket, to "heal the partisan divisions of the Bush years".

The money men thought for two seconds and said, yeah, no.

So McInsane basically just randomly picked Sarah Palin out of a basket of names once he'd been denied his first-round draft choice. Go back and look at his initial descriptions of her. The guy wasn't familiar with the most basic aspects of her record.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 18, 2017 08:51 PM (ujwCG)

101 Can someone explain what is driving Lefties saying Trump admitted he fired Comey because of Russia investigation.

I have heard it/read it several times today.

What is the basis.

Posted by: blaster
****

They did not take their psych meds.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 18, 2017 08:51 PM (hVdx9)

102 When's the last time we respected a president? W during his first term? Maybe not even, once we realized he was too weak to get things done in Iraq? All the way back to Reagan?

They don't care if you respect them. Only that they are obeyed.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2017 08:52 PM (LjVLD)

103 A coup you say?
I forsee many unintended consequences for left in general and the 'elites particularly.

Posted by: awkward davies at May 18, 2017 08:52 PM (JsMw3)

104 67
Wow, this is like 2008 all over again!!

Remember when it was Widely Believed that McCain was gonna pick Lieberwitz as his runningmate?1?!
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If McLame had picked Liebermann as a running mate, he ight have been elected president anyway. Unlikely, but possible.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 08:52 PM (Quwsn)

105 @95 nope that isn't even close. They are saying Trump admitted it.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 08:52 PM (HV1LS)

106 Joe Lieberman is head fake from the three point line with a pirouette, a double-dribble, a travel, and a
greasy fade-away fart off of the glass.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 08:52 PM (TNQMS)

107 92 This is complete krap. Not even crap. Faux crap.
Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 08:50 PM (EgOr3)

Faux merde?

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

108 Eh... I kind of don't believe this.

Nobody thoughtful should. Not only is Lieberman like 900 years old, but he's retired and out of the political scene. Its nonsense, but the press loves to spread this kind of rumor around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2017 08:53 PM (39g3+)

109 @89

I'd say cotton fabric, brown liqueur and smooth palm sized stones.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2017 08:53 PM (9A6UB)

110 Lieberman endorsed Hillary Clinton in 2016. To me that pretty much ices it

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2017 08:53 PM (62eBc)

111 Remember when it was Widely Believed that McCain was gonna pick Lieberwitz as his runningmate?1?!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 08:45 PM (w+TcR)

Lieberwitz? The douche who did the Daily Show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)

112 My fantasy pick for the pure joy to see 100million heads explode would be......

FBI Director Mark Fuhrman.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 08:54 PM (DurKO)

113
I said yesterday that Muler entering the scene frees up Pres Trump to appoint anyone he wishes to the FBI.

Now that everything "russia" is now in the unimpeachable hands of St Robert, Trump can appoint a staunch conservative to FBI.

If Muller wasn't in the picture, then I could understand Trump being pressured by the Republican shits to appoint a Democrat to FBI director.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 08:54 PM (w+TcR)

114 People were kind of lukewarm about him this morning. He's an independent now. What's his conservative rating? I'm not sure what to think, although I'd prefer it if Trump would avoid career politicians altogether and stick with outsiders.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 08:54 PM (vRcUp)

115 Here's the problem Trump is probably facing. Everyone is getting the message that if they work for Trump, it's the last job they'll ever have.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 18, 2017 08:54 PM (J70i0)

116 81 It will be... messy. Understatement award.

Lieberman? WTF is he thinking. Is there not one person in the FBI he can trust?
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After 8 years of the Obummer Marxist Mafia appointing people? No, no one, and that applies to all Federal departments. Trump is draining the swamp one unmasked Obummer sleeper agent at a time.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 08:54 PM (Quwsn)

117 Yeah, right, Lieberman was Keating McNutz traveling buddy before Limpsey.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 08:55 PM (HnB/8)

118 The Leiberman think is certainly fake news

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 08:55 PM (LQ1Q3)

119 112>> My pick to see heads explode...Joe Arpaio

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2017 08:55 PM (n5625)

120 Another unsourced claim. Bollocks and ballards.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 08:56 PM (TwwWO)

121 I will never forget joe during recount of bush gore in 2000. Gore would send him out and poor joe would start every response to a question the same way.

Al Goreneye.

I thought it was a disease having to do with eyesight.

Posted by: Booter at May 18, 2017 08:56 PM (XJGX2)

122 My number 1 fantasy pick for most hated by the deep state would be...

FBI Director Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 08:56 PM (DurKO)

123 I keep hearing Lieberman is at the top of the list, but I never see any list.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 08:56 PM (3myMJ)

124 Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2017 08:56 PM (TOP0R)

125 110 Lieberman endorsed Hillary Clinton in 2016. To me that pretty much ices it
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I guess Joe didn't want to be a "homicide murder" victim either.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 08:57 PM (Quwsn)

126
If McLame had picked Liebermann as a running mate, he ight have been elected president anyway. Unlikely, but possible.

What about the millions who voted for McCain because of Sarah Palin?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 08:57 PM (w+TcR)

127 So McInsane basically just randomly picked Sarah Palin out of a basket of names once he'd been denied his first-round draft choice. Go back and look at his initial descriptions of her. The guy wasn't familiar with the most basic aspects of her record.

People seem to think that candidates pick their running mates. They don't. They get picked by the party. McCain despised Palin, but was convinced she'd get the hobbits he hated in on the vote. Almost worked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2017 08:58 PM (39g3+)

128 He should pick Jack Reacher.

No seriously a former head of the MPs from one of the services.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 08:58 PM (HV1LS)

129 Everyone is getting the message that if they work for Trump, it's the last job they'll ever have.
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Those people are to be dismissed and or unsupported in the second round.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 08:58 PM (HnB/8)

130 115 Here's the problem Trump is probably facing. Everyone is getting the message that if they work for Trump, it's the last job they'll ever have.
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Wouldn't be surprised if that was the quiet message a lot of nominees and appointees are getting. the Mafia has nothing on bipartisan harassment.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 08:58 PM (Quwsn)

131 This should get a laugh or two..

Front page Breitbart Headline:

House Republican Leaders Fear Evan McMullin May Have Spied on Them

Please let this be true!

Posted by: William Eaton at May 18, 2017 08:59 PM (MuTTO)

132
I nominate R. Lee Ermy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 08:59 PM (auHtY)

133 119 112>> My pick to see heads explode...Joe Arpaio
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It would be an explosion of heads like the final movement of the 1812 Overture. Awesome!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 08:59 PM (Quwsn)

134 How about Mike Flynn? Just to fuck with everyone.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (ANIFC)

135 "What about the millions who voted for McCain because of Sarah Palin?"

I never believed that. She didn't add the votes, she was just a useful cover for some.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (3myMJ)

136 >>>>
Eh... I kind of don't believe this.

Nobody thoughtful should. Not only is Lieberman like 900 years old,
but he's retired and out of the political scene. Its nonsense, but the
press loves to spread this kind of rumor around.
.
.
.
.It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (le7jz)

137 Here's a rationale for floating Lieberman:

The usual suspects go nucking futs over every. single. thing. Trump says or does.

So float Lieberman, a reasonably honorable, Left-Center pick. Lefties aren't enamored of him, so they go crazy as usual.

That further shreds their credibility -- they can't even agree to an olive branch/compromise pick like Lieberman.

I dunno--I'm just hoping. But I'm not going to despair, since hell will freeze over before I trust "media reports" again without something like a 2-week waiting period.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (q6jjE)

138 114, Lieberman has been out of Congress since 2013. I think he's just stays home and writes books.which is why I can't imagine him being the head of the FBI for the next 10 years

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (62eBc)

139 Lieberman was discarded by the current Democrat party. He had to run his last election as an Independent, IIRC.

I think he's a stand-up guy.

I'm actually mildly okay with this.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (s5o+q)

140 Chaffetz. Mark my words.

Or not.

Whatever strikes your fancy.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (j1Wvr)

141
He should pick Jack Reacher.

No seriously a former head of the MPs from one of the services.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 08:58 PM (HV1LS)
Reading the new one (in paperback) now. And, yeah, I have to confess, it was also my first thought.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (EgOr3)

142 I can't see why it should matter who is FBI director -- as long as it's not some creepy transvestite homosexual!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (e9G8E)

143 More than one Trump nominee has dropped out due to death threats. No shit.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 09:01 PM (HV1LS)

144 My #1 fantasy pick for somebody to enforce the law and respect the Constitution....

FBI Director Joe Napolitano.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:01 PM (DurKO)

145 Either the Intelligence Community gets severely curtailed and reined in or we are a police state. It's to that point, whether the coup d'�tat prevails or not.

A few questions:

Who would encourage their child to serve in the military of such a corrupt country?

Who wouldn't get down with jury nullification?

Who wouldn't consider politicians targets more than representatives?

Who would not yawn if there is another 9/11?

Let them force Lieberman on the nation. I've got banks to rob...no, wait, the USC applies to me. I don't get the Super Secret Double Probation and Penalty Manual treatment. Or maybe I don't care.

That last complete sentence is what they have reaped. This won't end well.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 18, 2017 09:01 PM (dYyZw)

146

Really? McCain made me sick to my stomach in 2008.
Palin was the only good thing about McCain Palin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:01 PM (w+TcR)

147 126
If McLame had picked Liebermann as a running mate, he ight have been elected president anyway. Unlikely, but possible.

What about the millions who voted for McCain because of Sarah Palin?
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We were hoping maybe he would die of hooker heart attack a year into his term and then a real conservative woman who drove the false News Networks batshit insane would be president?

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 09:01 PM (Quwsn)

148 Arpaio was going senile at the end.

I know - Trump should nominate that mummified ankylosaur they just found!!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 18, 2017 09:02 PM (6FqZa)

149 134 How about Mike Flynn? Just to fuck with everyone.
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (ANIFC)

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Troll level: Cosmic.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 18, 2017 09:02 PM (j1Wvr)

150 John Bolton.
John Bolton for FBI.
John Bolton for Chief of Staff.
John Bolton for VP.
John Bolton for Secretary of Vindictive and Malicious Things.

He should be able to do all of these simultaneously.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2017 09:02 PM (cPsPa)

151 The Left does hate Lieberman as he is a staunch Israel supporter, that's true.

Can't imagine someone that old starting the job.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (3myMJ)

152 120 Another unsourced claim. Bollocks and ballards.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 08:56 PM (TwwWO)

Mollusks and mallards!

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (0mRoj)

153
Jethro Bodine. He can use his experience as a double naught spy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (auHtY)

154
I think he's a stand-up guy.

I'm actually mildly okay with this.

Posted by: filbert

You've always been a nut.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (w+TcR)

155 Rehire Comey. Then fire him again in a month. Go full Steinbrenner.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (ANIFC)

156 Is that 'The Rent Is Too Damn High' Party guy available?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (oVJmc)

157 Alternative pick: former DC police chief Cathy Lanier. She recently retired to head security for NFL so she may not be interested in the pay cut.

But she'd be a good pick I think.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (HV1LS)

158 Peaches@54 - I kinda think you're right.

How about Sarah Palin for head of FBI ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (KGH7Z)

159 140 Chaffetz. Mark my words.

Or not.

Whatever strikes your fancy.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (j1Wvr)

Literally vapors and a fainting couch appeared when I read this.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (DurKO)

160 I think Miguel Estrada would make a fine FBI Director.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (Pqytn)

161 Lieberman has been out of Congress since 2013. I think he's just stays home and writes books.which is why I can't imagine him being the head of the FBI for the next 10 years

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (62eBc)
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And he and his wife care for each other.
He holds the spool of yarn while she knits.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:04 PM (HnB/8)

162 If the elites decide elections are too important to leave to the proles, the proles have no options.

1. Don't vote? Who cares. They're picking the choice.
2. Protest? Go to jail, lose everything.
3. Protest more? Fine. Bring in the army and turn them on the citizens. They just need a reason to cull the deplorables

There are no options.

Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 09:04 PM (BPeNq)

163 >>>Who would not yawn if there is another 9/11?

Someone who loves the country and isn't a piece of shit?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 18, 2017 09:04 PM (RrhD2)

164 151 The Left does hate Lieberman as he is a staunch Israel supporter, that's true.

Can't imagine someone that old starting the job.
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And yet the Donks were hot to nominate Hillary Clinton....

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 09:04 PM (Quwsn)

165
Trump should nominate that mummified ankylosaur they just found!!

Is this true?

Did we "find" yet another fragment of a bone of a dinosaur, and now know EVERYTHING about this prehistoric creature?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:04 PM (w+TcR)

166 'That further shreds their credibility -- they can't even agree to an olive branch/compromise pick like Lieberman. '

That may be it. He's just f'n with em. Probably laughing about it over 3 scoops of ice cream.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:05 PM (BO/km)

167 There could never be a VP candidate that would cause me to vote for a presidential candidate I otherwise would not vote for.

That would be crazy.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:05 PM (3myMJ)

168 FBI director ? Ted Nugent , duh .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 18, 2017 09:05 PM (JsMw3)

169 And on a completely different note...why is that fucknuckle Clapper still employed?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (n5625)

170 Personally I would want Sheriff Clarke in as FBI Director. It would give everyone a case of the vapors.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (le7jz)

171 "What about the millions who voted for McCain because of Sarah Palin?"

I never believed that. She didn't add the votes, she was just a useful cover for some.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (3myMJ)

I'm one.

I would have sat out the election but for Palin. Which tells you something about how massively McCain sucked.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (s5o+q)

172 Lieberman was discarded by the current Democrat party. He had to run his last election as an Independent, IIRC.

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He sold his soul to Satan with his no on BJ Clinton removal vote and it still wasn't enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)

173 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 18, 2017 09:01 PM (dYyZw)

Lots of people are close to Shrugging. Big blue urban cities hardest hit.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (DurKO)

174 Joe DiGenova

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:07 PM (HnB/8)

175
How about Ana Chapman the hot Russian spy broad. Trump can say he turned her with his super mish grabbing powers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 09:07 PM (auHtY)

176 We need one more General- Who's left?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2017 09:07 PM (TOP0R)

177 YGBFSM?

Joe Fing Lieberman?

WTF Trump?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 09:07 PM (mB6Wl)

178 I think Miguel Estrada would make a fine FBI Director.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2017 09:03 PM (Pqytn)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Eric Estrada at May 18, 2017 09:07 PM (T71PA)

179 162 If the elites decide elections are too important to leave to the proles, the proles have no options.

1. Don't vote? Who cares. They're picking the choice.
2. Protest? Go to jail, lose everything.
3. Protest more? Fine. Bring in the army and turn them on the citizens. They just need a reason to cull the deplorables

There are no options.
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Are you actually an AOSHQ member? There is definitely one last option. If Trump is deliberately sabotaged by the elites, is seen to have been sabotaged by the elites, the proles may well resort to it. As CPT Charles says, the republic rests on the ballot box, the jury box, and the ammo box. If the first two don't hack it there is the third one....

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 09:07 PM (Quwsn)

180 Palin was the only reason many of us turned out for that mangy old cocksucker. At this point he can go rot in the sun as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:07 PM (oVJmc)

181 59
Liberman is a head fake.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2017 08:43 PM

Mitt Romney Secretary of State II. Make the Never-Trumpers get hot and sweaty with anticipation then "nah".

Posted by: Lester at May 18, 2017 09:08 PM (LfJIn)

182 And on a completely different note...why is that fucknuckle Clapper still employed?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (n5625)
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There are so many who should have been relieved day one.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:08 PM (HnB/8)

183 Trey Gowdy

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 18, 2017 09:09 PM (J9FkY)

184 Hello everyone. Are we still doomed? Seems we've been doomed forever. Every day there's a new doom. I think I'll stop paying attention and go about enjoying my life. I'm wearing out my adrenal glands.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:09 PM (lwiT4)

185 Gowdy has already said flat out he is not the man for that job.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2017 09:09 PM (mQ0Mc)

186 ::: the candidate meets the VP for the first time :::

McCain [obvious tone of forced bonhomie]: "So, Sarah, they tell me you're from Azusa. Nice place. Used to stop off there for breakfast when I was driving from L.A. out to Phoenix."

Palin: "Not Azusa, sir. Alaska."

McCain: "What?"

Palin: "Alaska, sir."

McCain: "Alaska, California?"

Palin: "No, sir, Alaska. The state of Alaska."

McCain: "Alaska is a STATE now?"

Posted by: torquewrench at May 18, 2017 09:09 PM (ujwCG)

187 Chaffetz is available.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:09 PM (oVJmc)

188 And on a completely different note...why is that fucknuckle Clapper still employed?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (n5625)
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There are so many who should have been relieved day one.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:08 PM (HnB/

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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2017 09:10 PM (Pqytn)

189 182 And on a completely different note...why is that fucknuckle Clapper still employed?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (n5625)
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He's not is he?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 18, 2017 09:10 PM (j1Wvr)

190 181 59
Liberman is a head fake.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2017 08:43 PM

Mitt Romney Secretary of State II. Make the Never-Trumpers get hot and sweaty with anticipation then "nah".
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That is something to be considered. That would also be awesome. #NeverTrumpers deserve to get the back of The Donald's hand whenever possible.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 09:10 PM (Quwsn)

191 Judge Janine.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:10 PM (ANIFC)

192 Remember when everyone was freaking out, over Secretary of State Mittens Romeney?

Good times...

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at May 18, 2017 09:10 PM (A5STV)

193 Pete Rose is available I hear.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:10 PM (DurKO)

194 I guess Joe didn't want to be a "homicide murder" victim either.

DC is a rough town. People get killed in botched robberies and hit and run accidents all the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2017 09:11 PM (39g3+)

195 Trump should nominate that mummified ankylosaur they just found!!

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I want someone who knows how to bust heads.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)

196 Gowdy has already said flat out he is not the man for that job.

Oh well.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 18, 2017 09:11 PM (J9FkY)

197 Yeah, grammie. It's doom around here. Gonna check out for the night. I can't take any more of this.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2017 09:11 PM (mQ0Mc)

198 Remember when everyone was freaking out, over Secretary of State Mittens Romeney?

Precisely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2017 09:11 PM (39g3+)

199 Kimberly Guilafoil or whatever her name is says Lieberman is an okay choice. I tend to be kinda meh. It's certainly not going to make me set my hair on fire.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:11 PM (lwiT4)

200 And on a completely different note...why is that fucknuckle Clapper still employed?

To turn off the lights when Trump goes to bed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:11 PM (oVJmc)

201 184 Hello everyone. Are we still doomed? Seems we've been doomed forever. Every day there's a new doom. I think I'll stop paying attention and go about enjoying my life. I'm wearing out my adrenal glands.
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According to the False News Networks, grammie, we have been 'DOOMED!' since last November. I am OK with that.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (Quwsn)

202 NO! Not Lieberman, not while Rudy is still on the right side of the dirt.

Posted by: MathMom at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (mSbwX)

203 Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2017 09:10 PM (Pqytn)

Then it's Egg McMuffin for sure.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (T71PA)

204 "Grandma" Lieberman as top G-man is kind of funny. Isn't he like 4'8'. Probably shrunk more now too. McCain liked him because he is shorter than he is.

Posted by: Lester at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (LfJIn)

205 ::shrug:: oh well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (wmaTe)

206 I would have sat out the election but for Palin. Which tells you something about how massively McCain sucked.
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (s5o+q)

Those two sentences make no sense together. If McCain was that bad you shouldn't have voted for him, period. What influence would Palin have on an ago like McCain. He just took her as an ornament.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (3myMJ)

207 Gowdy has already said flat out he is not the man for that job.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2017 09:09 PM (mQ0Mc)
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The mouth from SC chickened out.
The good people of South Carolina should be reminded of this when he's up for re-election.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (HnB/8)

208 FBI Director Scott Adams.

Who knows something about managers in dysfunctional bureaucracies.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 18, 2017 09:13 PM (ujwCG)

209 206 I would have sat out the election but for Palin. Which tells you something about how massively McCain sucked.
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (s5o+q)

Those two sentences make no sense together. If McCain was that bad you shouldn't have voted for him, period. What influence would Palin have on an ago like McCain. He just took her as an ornament.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (3myMJ)

TBH, I was one of those who sat out '08. Hated McCain and Obama.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2017 09:13 PM (wmaTe)

210 Robert Stack for FBI director.

Wait a minute, he's dead. It'll have to be Kevin Costner.

Wait, Lloyd Bridges....nah, he's dead too, Jim.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

211 Rehire Comey. Then fire him again in a month. Go full Steinbrenner.
Posted by: josephistan

Wait, is Derrick Jeter available? New Yorkers love the guy.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 18, 2017 09:13 PM (S6Pax)

212 I was hoping he would appoint Sheriff Dave Clark to head the FBI and on day one call all of the top people in and go all Louis Gossett on them. I don't believe what I'm seeing. Where have you been all your lives? At an orgy? Listening to Mick Jagger music and badmouthing our country, I'll bet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 08:36 PM (auHtY)

Joe Arpaio FTW. Sure he's older than Lieberman, but he has decades of LEO experience, and he's not a squish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 09:13 PM (0deF2)

213
oh, and there's a new slur created for Trump supporters:

Trumpanzees.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (w+TcR)

214 Chaffetz. It's about time we had an asian as head of the FBI.

Posted by: June Chu at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (vRcUp)

215 I would have sat out the election but for Palin. Which tells you something about how massively McCain sucked.
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (s5o+q)

Those two sentences make no sense together. If McCain was that bad you shouldn't have voted for him, period. What influence would Palin have on an ago like McCain. He just took her as an ornament.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (3myMJ)

In retrospect, I tend to agree.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (s5o+q)

216 It's certainly not going to make me set my hair on fire.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:11 PM (lwiT4)
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You betcha. Those highlights are expensive!

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (sBOL1)

217 Maybe no one could stand up to this onslaught. Maybe Trump's bobbles and stumbles are just background noise in relation to the quasar-level signal the #Resistance is pumping out.
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You re a bit too nice here, ace. Trump was unprepared to take over and thoroughly clean house. He was surprised by the number of positions that normally need to be staffed by a new administration, and considering that the left has infested and politicized the federal bureaucracy, he should have been ready to replace a lot more.

If there had been a big bloodbath in february with people lined up to take over, would this slow-motion coup run as smoothly as it does right now?

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (EFbmU)

218 I hear Chelsea Clinton is looking for a new gig.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (Iu5oK)

219 It's certainly not going to make me set my hair on fire.
Posted by: grammie winger

Wait, hair on fire? Wouldn't that be a bad thing?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (S6Pax)

220 You can't live in fear of doom. Learn to embrace it. Become one with the doom.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:15 PM (BO/km)

221 Trump should name his bigggest threats to his election in 2020 and threats to the country and then fire them to neutralize them.

Zuckerburg
McCain
Kamala Harris
Silicon Valley psychonerds
CEO of Disney
Smoke Signals Warren
Oprah

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:15 PM (DurKO)

222 You're gonna have a civil war
A fucking REAL one
And messy? That's a word. There won't be lines. But there will be a lot of dead RATS. And what passes for 'media personalities' and 'hollywood stars'
I project north of 60 million casualties
And it will be WAAAAAAYYY less sporting than the last one
Way Less

Posted by: KenH at May 18, 2017 09:16 PM (nER8W)

223 Yeah, the Leiberman thing makes no sense
Gonna go with it's one of Trump's psyche! things.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:16 PM (hMwEB)

224 You can't live in fear of doom. Learn to embrace it. Become one with the doom.
Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:15 PM (BO/km)

DOOM! was (and should once more) be a regular feature of this smart military blog.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:16 PM (s5o+q)

225 Rudy G., yes, he's a good pick.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:16 PM (HnB/8)

226 219 It's certainly not going to make me set my hair on fire.

Posted by: grammie winger

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Amen Sister!

Posted by: Michael Jackson at May 18, 2017 09:17 PM (j1Wvr)

227 220 You can't live in fear of doom. Learn to embrace it. Become one with the doom.
Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:15 PM (BO/km)

Laugh at the fear and make it your bitch.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:17 PM (DurKO)

228 Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (s5o+q)

That's because you are a great American!!!

I voted for that ass myself. Palin's not McCain's, heh.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:17 PM (3myMJ)

229 Wayne Brady. He'll cut a bitch.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:17 PM (ANIFC)

230 Grant Julian Assange citizenship - then give the job to him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:17 PM (vRcUp)

231 213
oh, and there's a new slur created for Trump supporters:

Trumpanzees.
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Well I know which side I am on in "Battle for the Planet of the Apes" then.

I prefer "Trash Panda" myself, it is a more accurate description.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 09:17 PM (Quwsn)

232 You can't live in fear of doom. Learn to embrace it. Become one with the doom.
Posted by: freaked

Doomed? DOOMED?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Over? NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE SAY IT IS!

Schumer? He's a dead man!
McCain? Dead!

Niedermeyer?

And that's when I woke up.......

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 18, 2017 09:18 PM (S6Pax)

233 Jack Webb

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 09:18 PM (IqV8l)

234 Be one with the doom...I have this ever present anxiety. It's like the cloud over PigPen's head.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:18 PM (Iu5oK)

235 Mike Brady is dead too, Jim. Of AIDS.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 09:18 PM (8O3HH)

236 Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Posted by: mrp

...

Buried in shallow graves in the azalea patch is close enough to qualify.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (TqXWc)

237 Ace, I think it may comfort you to remember that Ken Starr's Whitewater investigation began in 1994. In 1996, Clinton's winning margin went UP, while the investigation was ongoing and after associated had been indicted.

Posted by: mx4 at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (BVtNb)

238 I guess it's better than being a flat out panzee.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (BO/km)

239 oh, and there's a new slur created for Trump supporters:

Trumpanzees.

Another Yale Dean-caliber insult.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

240
Robert Stack for FBI director.

Wait a minute, he's dead. It'll have to be Kevin Costner.

Wait, Lloyd Bridges....nah, he's dead too, Jim.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 09:13 PM

Must the person appointed be alive? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: zombie J Edgar Hoover at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (TO4Og)

241 222 You're gonna have a civil war
A fucking REAL one
And messy? That's a word. There won't be lines. But there will be a lot of dead RATS. And what passes for 'media personalities' and 'hollywood stars'
I project north of 60 million casualties
And it will be WAAAAAAYYY less sporting than the last one
Way Less

Posted by: KenH at May 18, 2017 09:16 PM (nER8W)

Says the unironically foreigner.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (DurKO)

242 associates, not associated, obvs.

Posted by: mx4 at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (BVtNb)

243 219 It's certainly not going to make me set my hair on fire.
Posted by: grammie winger

Wait, hair on fire? Wouldn't that be a bad thing?
--------
Only if you are making a Pepsi commercial.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (Quwsn)

244 oh, and there's a new slur created for Trump supporters:

Trumpanzees.
----------
Well I know which side I am on in "Battle for the Planet of the Apes" then.

I prefer "Trash Panda" myself, it is a more accurate description.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2017 09:17 PM (Quwsn)

Is "Trumpaholics" that far away?

Oh. Right. Even leftists like alcohol.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:20 PM (s5o+q)

245 I hate every ape I see

From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee...

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:20 PM (ANIFC)

246 Doom? A "coup"?

Doom-a-coup. With Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi leading the charge?

What I see is a farce. A fragile concoction of hearsay and nameless sources existing in the minds of bitter losers.

And Donald Trump is still president.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2017 09:20 PM (Pqytn)

247 I'm going with Feral Trumper myself.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2017 09:20 PM (TOP0R)

248
Trump needs to appoint a man with an EYEPATCH and an unsightly facial scar.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:20 PM (w+TcR)

249 *DOOM! was (and should once more) be a regular feature of this smart military blog.*

DOOM! is why I started here.

Posted by: tbodie at May 18, 2017 09:20 PM (+bodw)

250
They hate every deplorable they see from Trumpan-A to Trumpan-Z.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 09:21 PM (IqV8l)

251 135 "What about the millions who voted for McCain because of Sarah Palin?"

I never believed that. She didn't add the votes, she was just a useful cover for some.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (3myMJ)

Oh hell yes. She nearly dragged his sorry ass over the finish line.

I not only volunteered for the campaign, I even wrote her a thank-you letter afterwards.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

252 236. I've always been partial to the auger bit method. Bury 'em standing - more efficient use of footage, seems to me. But let each man keep his garden as pleases him best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 09:21 PM (TwwWO)

253 Trump needs to appoint a man with an EYEPATCH and an unsightly facial scar.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:20 PM (w+TcR)

And a limp. Don't forget the limp. VERY important.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:21 PM (s5o+q)

254
(DurKO)

This hash reminded me of "Durka" from Farscape.

Durka would be a great choice for FBI director.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:21 PM (w+TcR)

255
I'm going with Feral Trumper myself.
Posted by: Ben Had

It's Feral Trumper's day off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (IqV8l)

256 From Drudge: Ex SS agent gets 20 years for sexting teen from White House. Meanwhile, Carlos Danger is like the Energizer Bunny. Keeps going and going and going . . . (Or is that keeps cumming and cumming and cumming . . . ?)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (Nwg0u)

257
And a limp. Don't forget the limp. VERY important.

How about a hook for a hand?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (w+TcR)

258 This hash reminded me of "Durka" from Farscape.

Durka would be a great choice for FBI director.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:21 PM (w+TcR)

I'm binge-watching Farscape right now.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (s5o+q)

259 oh, and there's a new slur created for Trump supporters:

Trumpanzees.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (w+TcR)

=======

That's at least a year old. I first saw it at Red State.

Posted by: GOULD at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (Hj4t4)

260 Trump's fighting on multiple fronts at the moment. Lieberman strikes me as a way to force the GOP in the Senate to the right. They have to know that if they vote to confirm Lieberman they're going to face hell come reelection. Trump just signaled that he's willing to fuck them over if they are against him.

In fact, I wouldn't put it past Trump to ditch the GOP and announce sometime prior to the 2018 elections that he's now an Independent. Lieberman would give him credibility as one, and it would free him to use his considerable influence to help Dems or Republicans as he sees fit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (Tnhbr)

261 I guess it's better than being a flat out panzee.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (BO/km)

Is a panzee an effeminate panzer?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)

262 What I see is a farce. A fragile concoction of hearsay and nameless sources existing in the minds of bitter losers.

And Donald Trump is still president.
Posted by: mrp

Wait a minute! Who let an adult with common sense into the room?
These people are in a frenzy, and I, for one, am not going to stand here and let you try and talk them out of being Internet tough guys!
So....let me sit down.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (S6Pax)

263 Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:00 PM (3myMJ)

I'm one.

I would have sat out the election but for Palin. Which tells you something about how massively McCain sucked.
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (s5o+q)

Same here, and I know a handful of other people for whom that was the case. I know that's just a few anecdotes, but it did happen to some extent.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj)

264
Remember the guy on AIRWOLF who had the eyepatch?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (w+TcR)

265 Kiefer Sutherland.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (vRcUp)

266 oh, and there's a new slur created for Trump supporters:

Trumpanzees.
****

Then it should be no surprise when I bean them with poo.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (hVdx9)

267 This hash reminded me of "Durka" from Farscape.

Durka would be a great choice for FBI director.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:21 PM (w+TcR)

I'm binge-watching Farscape right now.
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (s5o+q)

Scorpius would have been a better choice, I think.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (s5o+q)

268 Ratings are way up for the MSM. Wonder if there is a connection to all the ginned up hysteria.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (Iu5oK)

269 I used to wonder how common people would support martial law and that kind of thing.
Now I know.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (hMwEB)

270 Zombie Moshe Dayan. Killer

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (TOP0R)

271 I've always been partial to the auger bit method. Bury 'em standing - more efficient use of footage, seems to me. But let each man keep his garden as pleases him best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 09:21 PM (TwwWO)
**********************************************

A much better way to fertilize the trees.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (HnB/8)

272 I know!! Danny Trejo! Shit, just looking at that guy makes me want to run and cover my head with my blankie.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (CNHr1)

273 261 I guess it's better than being a flat out panzee.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:19 PM (BO/km)

Is a panzee an effeminate panzer?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)

It's the one who gets panzed

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (0mRoj)

274 Ace, stick to things you have a clue about. You and Allahpundit are clueless idiots when it comes to Trump. Remember when you thought he would lose the primaries? Remember when you said Trump would not win the general election? Good times, good times.

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (i6+NG)

275
I'm binge-watching Farscape right now.

Did you get to Durka yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (w+TcR)

276 "DOOM! is why I started here."

Ya see and it hasn't happened yet. People been talking about doom for ten thousand years and it still ain't happened. Anyway you ain't doomed if you been saved. Supposly.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:24 PM (BO/km)

277 Whoever Trump picks will be torn-down if he/she doesn't end up at least indirectly supporting anti-Trump efforts, dire. If Mueller officially reports no crimes were committed by Trump, Flynn, Manafort, etc., he usual suspects will have people ready to go to accuse him of child molesting or God knows what to discredit him. It's becoming clear that the only people who would be fully acceptable to the media and the other coup plotters for any job in the Trump Admin would be Hillary, Chelsea, Elizabeth Warren, and Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2017 09:24 PM (AMIL/)

278 who was Durka again? Was he Scorpius' sidekick?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:24 PM (hMwEB)

279 Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (i6+NG

Heh.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:24 PM (EgOr3)

280 264
Remember the guy on AIRWOLF who had the eyepatch?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:22 PM (w+TcR)

Code name Archangel.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 09:24 PM (0mRoj)

281 Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:24 PM (ANIFC)

282 Yeah, Rachel Madcow is now #1 in her slot. At least in "the Demo". It's the rabid anti-Trumpers and far left kooks needing to have their sickness affirmed.

FOX is going in the crapper. Those Murdoch whelps are real geniuses.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 09:25 PM (8O3HH)

283
who was Durka again?

A former brilliant Peacekeeper who went insane (on his own crew, I think).

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:25 PM (w+TcR)

284 Trumpanzees.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!

Which group is insisting that human rights be extended to animals again?

Oh, right. I forgot; Fen's Law.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 09:25 PM (udajc)

285 I love Clint Eastwood. I would marry him if he asked.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:25 PM (Iu5oK)

286 Idea for a movie - a monkey steals a tank, hilarity ensues: Chimpanzer Leader

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:26 PM (ANIFC)

287
Scorpius' sidekick/henchman/spy was Bracka (sp?).

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:26 PM (w+TcR)

288 Oh that Durka, with the eyepatch!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:26 PM (hMwEB)

289 El Tuco.

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2017 09:26 PM (88xKn)

290 who was Durka again? Was he Scorpius' sidekick?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:24 PM (hMwEB)

Legendary Peacekeeper a-hole.

Couldn't beat a sentient frog however, so how tough could he be, really?

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:26 PM (s5o+q)

291 Isn't Trumpanzee kind of racist?

Like our uppity president?

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:27 PM (Iu5oK)

292 Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 18, 2017 09:23 PM (i6+NG)

---
there's a sure fire fast track to COB status...

/me pops red smoke, moves to cover

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 09:27 PM (mB6Wl)

293 Nobody beats the Dominar
specially at farting

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:27 PM (hMwEB)

294 You wanted Sheriff Dave Clarke

You'll settle for Alan West

You'll get Joe Lieberman.

Well, at least this isn't serious.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 18, 2017 09:27 PM (S6Pax)

295 I really like Sam Cooke. Totally OT.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:28 PM (lwiT4)

296 Idea for a movie - a monkey steals a tank, hilarity ensues: Chimpanzer Leader
Posted by: josephistan

Psst; 'leader' isn't German.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 09:28 PM (udajc)

297 213
oh, and there's a new slur created for Trump supporters:

Trumpanzees.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:14 PM (w+TcR)

But comparing Michelle Obama to a gorilla or a wookie was beyond the pale.

If the Left didn't have double standards, they would have no standards at all.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

298 295 I really like Sam Cooke. Totally OT.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:28 PM (lwiT4)

One of the all time best.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:28 PM (ANIFC)

299 A nutless monkey for FBI Director.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:28 PM (DurKO)

300 Nobody beats the Dominar
specially at farting
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:27 PM (hMwEB)

Farting helium, to boot.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:28 PM (s5o+q)

301 If'n yer going to use 'panzer,' might as well as go full CHIMAPANZER FURHABLE.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 09:29 PM (udajc)

302 Chaffetz's grandfather was an FBI agent.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 18, 2017 09:29 PM (j1Wvr)

303 Clint Eastwood. Reminds me of an old Hank, Jr. song, the title I forget, but the following lyrics always pop in my head when I hear Clint's name:

Clint Eastwood and ol' John Wayne....
They loved cowboys, they loved trains.
Ridin' across the silver screen....
You see they were smart, they never changed....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

304 Yeah, Rachel Madcow is now #1 in her slot. At least
in "the Demo". It's the rabid anti-Trumpers and far left kooks needing
to have their sickness affirmed.

FOX is going in the crapper. Those Murdoch whelps are real geniuses.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 09:25 PM (8O3HH)

*tweet* flag on the comment. Improper use of the name Rachel Maddow and the word 'slot' in the same sentence. Replay the comment with loss of down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2017 09:29 PM (JO9+V)

305 Anyway, Aeryn Sun should be FBI director

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:29 PM (hMwEB)

306 Gowdy was my choice for AG, but Trump went with his generation instead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2017 09:29 PM (39g3+)

307 272: yes! he could walk around with his machete.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2017 09:30 PM (KP5rU)

308 Farscape....that was that Star Trek puppet show, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

309 I love Clint Eastwood. I would marry him if he asked.
Posted by: ALH

My son went to college with a girl whose mother dated Clint way back when.

And she also dated Arnold Schwarzenegger. And she is supposedy pretty hot for being in her late 50's and her family is loaded.

So yeah, maybe it could have happened.

Let me ask my wife here, Morgan....yeah Morgan Fairchild.
Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 18, 2017 09:30 PM (S6Pax)

310 290. Couldn't beat a sentient frog.....

**
By that standard, we've won then. HRC and all her allies went to war against a memeric frog and not only lost, but also added imeasurably to the apostles of Pepe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 09:30 PM (TwwWO)

311 *tweet* flag on the comment. Improper use of the name Rachel Maddow and the word 'slot' in the same sentence. Replay the comment with loss of down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2017 09:29 PM (JO9+V)

I saw what you did there.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:30 PM (Iu5oK)

312 You'll settle for Alan West

TV's Batman?

Awesome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (oVJmc)

313 Farscape....that was that Star Trek puppet show, right?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

Shut your whore mouth.

Farscape is awesome. Farscape is if Star Trek and Red Dwarf had a baby, and that baby grew up and ran off to join the circus.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (Tnhbr)

314 Anyway, Aeryn Sun should be FBI director
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:29 PM (hMwEB)

But then she turns into Vala Mal Doran and then . . .

hmm . . .

you know, this merits some Deep Thinking . . .

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (s5o+q)

315 I would have sat out the election but for Palin. Which tells you something about how massively McCain sucked.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:06 PM (s5o+q)

Those two sentences make no sense together. If McCain was that bad
you shouldn't have voted for him, period. What influence would Palin
have on an ago like McCain. He just took her as an ornament.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (3myMJ)

I almost voted for McCain/Palin. I would have voted for Palin/McCain.

I voted for the Libertarian scrote that was running (whose name I don't remember) in protest. I voted for Mittens at the last minute when I got 4 years of Obama. It still pissed me off that the GOP picked him to run.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (ZBO0C)

316 Chaffetz's grandfather was an FBI agent.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead

Was he also able to chew corn through the chicken coop screen?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (udajc)

317 Ratings are way up for the MSM. Wonder if there is a connection to all the ginned up hysteria.

Posted by: ALH

Conservatives gawking at the insanity?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (vRcUp)

318 I thought Morgan Fairchild was ghey.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:32 PM (Iu5oK)

319 Gowdy and Issa should form a law partnership, then they could talk and talkandtalkandtalk and talk till the cows come home.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:32 PM (HnB/8)

320 Rachel Maddow is in the slot

Repeat

Rachel Maddow is IN the slot.

Watch your six!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 18, 2017 09:32 PM (S6Pax)

321 Gowdy and Issa should form a law partnership, then they could talk and talkandtalkandtalk and talk till the cows come home.
Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:32 PM (HnB/

Already done. They call it Congress. Yah?

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:32 PM (s5o+q)

322 The Rock Duane Johnson.

I believe he played a Federal agent in a few movies so he's qualified. I'm fairly certain he and Trump have a good relationship.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 09:33 PM (LQ1Q3)

323 Was he also able to chew corn through the chicken coop screen?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (udajc)

~~

No, but there was that whole golf-ball and garden hose thing.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 18, 2017 09:33 PM (j1Wvr)

324 Forward the Light Brigade!
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd
Theirs was not to make reply
Theirs not to reason why
Theirs but to do or die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred

C'mon, get your mojo back, there's a lot to be won! Don't let these bastards get you down.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:33 PM (3myMJ)

325 Ratings are way up for the MSM. Wonder if there is a connection to all the ginned up hysteria.

Posted by: ALH

Conservatives gawking at the insanity?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (vRcUp)

Cue Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry."

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:33 PM (s5o+q)

326 Kid Rock. All his tattoos are spelled correctly.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:33 PM (Iu5oK)

327 Everyone loves The Rock. He should be Press Sec

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:34 PM (hMwEB)

328
There's an underlying Narrative to the Narrative:

This nation is in turmoil because of Donald Trump.

They're pushing a sub-narrative that we are enduring "a long national nightmare."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:34 PM (w+TcR)

329 I thought Morgan Fairchild was ghey.
Posted by: ALH

Now you tell me!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 18, 2017 09:34 PM (S6Pax)

330 "Ratings are way up for the MSM. Wonder if there is a connection to all the ginned up hysteria"

The ratings are probably lies too. People are dropping cable and dish so even less people are watching. What sane person would spend money to watch that crap?

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:34 PM (BO/km)

331 326
Kid Rock. All his tattoos are spelled correctly.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:33 PM (Iu5oK)
First serious suggestion I've seen. I'd be totally cool with the Kid.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:34 PM (EgOr3)

332 Has anyone pointed out the Comey perjured himself there? Does anyone think he wasn't told to stop any investigations at all during the last 8 years or so?

Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 18, 2017 09:34 PM (1L9V9)

333 Why would Leiberman want the grief that would come with the job?

Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2017 09:34 PM (XoldI)

334
Fake News nearly orgasmed yesterday when the Stocks dropped -- because of Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:34 PM (w+TcR)

335 I thought Morgan Fairchild was ghey.

Still, he was good in The Shawshank Redemption.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

336 206
If McCain was that bad you shouldn't have voted for him, period. What influence would Palin have on an ago like McCain. He just took her as an ornament.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:12 PM (3myMJ)

There was always the chance that he could have keeled over at the inauguration and she would have taken the oath of office.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

337 They're pushing a sub-narrative that we are enduring "a long national nightmare."

Posted by: Soothsayer

It's more like a long national menstrual headache.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 18, 2017 09:36 PM (S6Pax)

338 Peaches!!!!

I always wanted to post that.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:36 PM (Iu5oK)

339 The more Trump gets knifed in the back, the more I don't give a Fuck what he does as long as it is delievered with the middle finger.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (DurKO)

340 Tucker's monologue was awesome, explaining Leftist tribal coercion and their abandonment of politics for brute force.

Victor Davis Hanson then explained this entire Horse-shit Coup as a Big Lie Psychological Black Op conducted against the American people, a death-by-a-thousand-cuts plot. There doesn't even need to be impeachment death blow if Trump is neutered in place. That's why they're backing off that.

"Make no mistake about it, this is an evil force. Don't be deceived because you are not hearing the sound of gunfire, because even so you are fighting for your lives. And you're fighting against the best organized and the most capable enemy of freedom and of right and decency that has ever been abroad in the world."--You Know Who

I don't want it to be war. But it is war. Not Trump's war. YOUR war.

Best get yo' mind right.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (Ndje9)

341 BOYCOTT THE ESTABLISHMENT:
-cancel your cable service
-cancel your newspaper and magazine subscriptions
-don't visit Establishment web sites; every click puts money in their hands
-don't patronize theaters or rent/download movies
-KILL your social media accounts
-don't attend professional sports
-don't attend musical concerts unless you are certain the artists are NOT leftists
-generally, shun and ostracize any person, business or entity that is even passively sympathetic to the Establishment; do not voluntarily allow them to get any sort of profit or reward from your actions; this has to HURT BADLY, to have any effect.

Posted by: jbspry at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (QGbEp)

342 There was always the chance that he could have keeled over at the inauguration and she would have taken the oath of office.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 09:35 PM (sdi6R)
==============================

Yup. I voted for McCain/Palin/Grim Reaper.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (lwiT4)

343 I hate every ape I see

From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee...

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 09:20 PM (ANIFC)

Dr, Zira wasn't so bad. She's no Nova, granted, but would do in a pinch.

Posted by: Col Taylor at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (JO9+V)

344 oh, and there's a new slur created for Trump supporters:

Trumpanzees.
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and the look on their faces when we run them over with our Trumpanzers...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (mB6Wl)

345 Success or not they've crossed the ballot box line. They are still trying to undo this and make no mistake ALL future elections that o our way.. If they fail this time maybe they succeed next time.

Good thing nobody on the left said they hope trump fails. I heard for 8 long years that is treason.

Posted by: Shiggz at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (X8Fea)

346 That guy what hung himself, wow, they're playing his songs and why do people do this? Even though I think about it sometimes (not hanging, no appeal there), I really don't get it. Especially for people with spouses and children. Shit.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (EgOr3)

347 311 *tweet* flag on the comment. Improper use of the name Rachel Maddow and the word 'slot' in the same sentence. Replay the comment with loss of down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2017 09:29 PM

Loss of down? No comfort her there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (DMUuz)

348 The Rock Duane Johnson.

I believe he played a Federal agent in a few movies so he's qualified.

Buford Pussy? No thank you.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (vRcUp)

349 kid rock or, judge judy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (KP5rU)

350 FBI Director Roger Stone.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (DurKO)

351 Conservatives gawking at the insanity?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (vRcUp)
======================

The circus is in town!

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (Pqytn)

352 There's no reason why Schwarzenegger couldn't be in the top ten. He went deep cover for Darren McGavin to work for Luigi Patrovita before his cover was blown by Robert Davi, and he's both street smart and a smartass.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (TNQMS)

353 "There was always the chance that he could have keeled over at the inauguration and she would have taken the oath of office."

I thought it would be a huge FU to Hillary. First female VP while she got beat down by newcomer from her own party. Alas it was not meant to be.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (BO/km)

354 Palin was the pre-SMOD.

SMOD-foreplay, as it were.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (s5o+q)

355

How about zombie Efrem Zimbalist Jr.? He worked for the FBI for years and he can name Kookie as his assistant. That would be the ginchiest.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (auHtY)

356 There was always the chance that he could have keeled over at the inauguration and she would have taken the oath of office.
Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

And yet here he is, still being as ass. I did that vote myself. I have faced why, and maybe it's just me. Maybe everyone really voted for McCain because...oh I can't even write it...

Whatever, there's things to be done and political wars to be won and I've only got one President.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:39 PM (3myMJ)

357 Has anyone pointed out the Comey perjured himself there? Does anyone think he wasn't told to stop any investigations at all during the last 8 years or so?

Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 18, 2017 09:34 PM (1L9V9)
*************************************

Those Dems, they're not talking about facts.
Mueller's job is to put some "stuff" together so they can nail Trump to the wall.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:39 PM (HnB/8)

358 They Weaponized government to change elections. We are subjects.

Posted by: Shiggz at May 18, 2017 09:39 PM (X8Fea)

359 341 BOYCOTT THE ESTABLISHMENT:
-cancel your cable service
-cancel your newspaper and magazine subscriptions
-don't visit Establishment web sites; every click puts money in their hands
-don't patronize theaters or rent/download movies
-KILL your social media accounts
-don't attend professional sports
-don't attend musical concerts unless you are certain the artists are NOT leftists
-generally, shun and ostracize any person, business or entity that is even passively sympathetic to the Establishment; do not voluntarily allow them to get any sort of profit or reward from your actions; this has to HURT BADLY, to have any effect.

Posted by: jbspry at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (QGbEp)

I can check practically all of those boxes.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

360 337
It's more like a long national menstrual headache.

I am so happy at this moment to be post-menopausal.

It brings out one's left brain, you know.

All these liberals are way too in touch with their feminine sides.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:39 PM (Iu5oK)

361 Trump should just offer it to the most well respected Republican state AG.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 09:40 PM (LQ1Q3)

362 Trump should set up a Tinder profile and pick that way. Publically of course.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:40 PM (DurKO)

363 Just to be contrary: Lieberman was in the Senate a long, long time -- long enough to know where all the bodies are buried. He knows the system and he knows how to work the system. Yes, he's old but I haven't heard that he's lost any marbles yet. Bring him in for a year or two to root out the worst of the rot.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at May 18, 2017 09:40 PM (f0zQH)

364 I like Nova. She never said anything.

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2017 09:40 PM (88xKn)

365 Morgan Fairchild's real name was Patsy Ann McClenny. Google Morgan Fairchild High School Photo. She looks the part.

Back in the day, well I wonder how much "effluent" she provoked out of me.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 09:41 PM (8O3HH)

366 Trump should just offer it to the most well respected Republican state AG.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 09:40 PM (LQ1Q3)
Oh, hold up a sec, what about Greg Abbott? I fuckin' love him.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:41 PM (EgOr3)

367 "I really don't get it. "

It's a selfish thing to do. I don't get it either.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:41 PM (BO/km)

368 352 There's no reason why Schwarzenegger couldn't be in the top ten. He went deep cover for Darren McGavin to work for Luigi Patrovita before his cover was blown by Robert Davi, and he's both street smart and a smartass.
Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 09:38 PM (TNQMS)

Inside information. Love it!

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 18, 2017 09:42 PM (DurKO)

369 Just to be contrary: Lieberman was in the Senate a long, long time -- long enough to know where all the bodies are buried. He knows the system and he knows how to work the system. Yes, he's old but I haven't heard that he's lost any marbles yet. Bring him in for a year or two to root out the worst of the rot.
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at May 18, 2017 09:40 PM (f0zQH)

That's the point I was trying to make upthread.

The Dems forked him over bigtime and forced him to run Independent. They basically tossed his ass out of The Party.

Payback is a bitch.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:42 PM (s5o+q)

370 I can't see why it should matter who is FBI director -- as long as it's not some creepy transvestite homosexual!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

That's exactly who should be appointed. Then the Democrats won't be able to protest.

/s

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:43 PM (vRcUp)

371 I hear Rick Perry is available

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 18, 2017 09:43 PM (kufk0)

372 It's a selfish thing to do. I don't get it either.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:41 PM (BO/km)
Not just selfish, downright hostile. How do you have people you love, who love you back, and you do that to them?

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:43 PM (EgOr3)

373 Oh, hold up a sec, what about Greg Abbott? I fuckin' love him.
Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:41 PM (EgOr3)

-------

Excellent idea, you should send that to the White House.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 09:43 PM (LQ1Q3)

374 371
I hear Rick Perry is available

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 18, 2017 09:43 PM (kufk0)
BOOM! Done, perfect. OMG, I'd kill for that.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:43 PM (EgOr3)

375 -don't patronize theaters or rent/download movies
Posted by: jbspry at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (QGbEp)

And you hang around here, supporting a site with - gasp- movie reviews?????

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:43 PM (3myMJ)

376 Peaches... I kept seeing shit today like he was their hero. Why? He fucking killed himself. How is that heroic? I mean I'm sorry he had those demons he felt he couldn't fight anymore but I feel far worse for his family.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 18, 2017 09:44 PM (CNHr1)

377 I can't see why it should matter who is FBI director -- as long as it's not some creepy transvestite homosexual!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

That's exactly who should be appointed. Then the Democrats won't be able to protest.

/s
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:43 PM (vRcUp)

Milo isn't a transvestite, otherwise . . .

Hmm . . .

Camille Paglia?

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:44 PM (s5o+q)

378 366: Leave Greg alone!!

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2017 09:44 PM (CLKfs)

379
Rick Perry is the Sec of Energy, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:45 PM (w+TcR)

380 Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 09:40 PM (LQ1Q3)
Oh, hold up a sec, what about Greg Abbott? I fuckin' love him.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:41 PM (EgOr3
**********************************

He's currently employed but he could certainly give a good referral to PDT.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:45 PM (HnB/8)

381
I forgot about that -- Rick Perry is a cabinet member in the Trump admin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 18, 2017 09:45 PM (w+TcR)

382 Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:45 PM (oVJmc)

383 Well, .....

since all is lost and we're fucking doomed I guess it's back to lurking.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 09:46 PM (G9MZN)

384 Malcolm Reynolds.

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2017 09:46 PM (88xKn)

385 356
And yet here he is, still being as ass. I did that vote myself. I have faced why, and maybe it's just me. Maybe everyone really voted for McCain because...oh I can't even write it...
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:39 PM (3myMJ)

I voted enthusiastically for Palin.

Now if McCain had picked a different running mate, I would have voted for him reluctantly, because I knew Obama was a Commie and a Muzzie-lover, and was dangerous as hell.

I can't stand McCain, but I knew Obama had to be defeated no matter what.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

386 Well, .....

since all is lost and we're fucking doomed I guess it's back to lurking.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 09:46 PM (G9MZN)

Why do you think I'm binge-watching old science fiction TV show DVD's?

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:47 PM (s5o+q)

387
Who was the French hottie who was the secretary on 77 Sunset Strip?

And Efram's daughter, as Laura Holt on Remington Steele used to get my motor running back in the day as well.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 09:47 PM (8O3HH)

388 Well, .....

since all is lost and we're fucking doomed I guess it's back to lurking.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 09:46 PM (G9MZN)
=========================

Nah. Stay up top with the rest of us. Things aren't falling apart. They're falling into place.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)

389 Oh, hold up a sec, what about Greg Abbott? I fuckin' love him.
Posted by: Peaches

He may be more valuable to Tejas than to the Federal Beast of DC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 09:48 PM (udajc)

390 AZ, they keep voting for Keating McCain. Confounding.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:48 PM (HnB/8)

391 312 You'll settle for Alan West

TV's Batman?

Awesome.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 09:31 PM (oVJmc)

You want Allen West.
You'd settle for Adam West.
You'll get Kanye West.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 09:48 PM (0mRoj)

392 Oh, yeah. Well, you can't have Abbott....we need him in Texas. What about George P Bush then

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (kufk0)

393 Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 09:46 PM (G9MZN)

dood . . . if we can hang, you can hang. okay, will ask nice. please?

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (EgOr3)

394 Lieberman when endorsing Hillary:

"She's strong, she's smart, she understands national security. What I was most impressed with in our years in the Senate together was she reached across party lines to try to build coalitions to get something done," he added...

"I never changed parties, and I'm going to vote for Hillary Clinton," he said.

---

Trust what the man is telling you.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (fD1ST)

395 Why do you think I'm binge-watching old science fiction TV show DVD's?
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:47 PM (s5o+q)

I've been binging "In Harm's Way" for two days now.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (G9MZN)

396 Things aren't falling apart. They're falling into place.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)

I like that. I am so stealing it.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (Iu5oK)

397 Rick Perry is the Sec of Energy, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Yes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (udajc)

398 I'll tell you this - Unless a post-coup President Pence enacts basically the same agenda that Trump (and Pence, remember...) campaigned on in 2016, I'm fucking done. The GOP can go fuck themselves, forever. I'll either vote third party, or not vote, or register as a Democrat and vote for the most far-left lunatic in the primaries.

Trump can only be brought down if the GOP goes along with this deep state coup. So if they go along with it, they've just burned that bridge for me, for all time.

Posted by: Small Rivers at May 18, 2017 09:50 PM (KL5Ns)

399 Oh, yeah. Well, you can't have Abbott....we need him in Texas. What about George P Bush then

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (kufk0)

If Abbott is not available then how about Costello?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)

400 Oh, yeah. Well, you can't have Abbott....we need him in Texas. What about George P Bush then

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo

Stay out of the bushes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:51 PM (vRcUp)

401 I like that. I am so stealing it.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (Iu5oK)
===============================

I should give credit where credit is due, then. It's a lyric from a Casting Crowns song called Just Be Held.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:51 PM (lwiT4)

402 Malcolm Reynolds.
Posted by: dantesed

Joss 'StickUpHisAss' Whedon put him in a meat grinder and then fed the remains to SJW pigs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 09:51 PM (udajc)

403 Things aren't falling apart. They're falling into place.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)

Okie Dokie......

*runs knife blades through sharpener.*

*re-checks status of .30 Carbine*

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 09:51 PM (G9MZN)

404 I was initially supporting Trump because he wasn't Hillary. As time passed and I saw clearly exactly who she was, who qas backing her, and what they had in mind, I was supporting Trump with a view to self-preservation. As the campaign dragged on, I realized Trump was exactly what we needed, at exactly the right time. Events since election night bear this out.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 09:51 PM (TwwWO)

405 Things aren't falling apart. They're falling into place.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)

I like that. I am so stealing it.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (Iu5oK)
Perfect. Me, too. Fuck the crows.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:52 PM (EgOr3)

406 I here Tim Allen is available.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 09:52 PM (LQ1Q3)

407 My reasoning about the 2008 voting is different from these comments about Palin and McCain, but we all ended up in the same place, nowhere.

With Trump it was so easy. He was and is superior to Hillary.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 09:52 PM (3myMJ)

408 What about George P Bush then
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo

Geo. P Diddy would fit better in the House of Lords.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 09:53 PM (udajc)

409 390. My question is, why does a conservative state like South Carolina keep voting for Lindsey Graham?

Posted by: Mike at May 18, 2017 09:53 PM (c056A)

410 The GOP can go fuck themselves, forever. I'll either vote third party,

Is that the one that garners .03% of the vote?

Yeah................ good idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 09:53 PM (G9MZN)

411 Who was the French hottie who was the secretary on 77 Sunset Strip?

And Efram's daughter, as Laura Holt on Remington Steele used to get my motor running back in the day as well.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 09:47 PM (8O3HH)

Jacqueline Beer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 09:53 PM (auHtY)

412 "Things aren't falling apart. They're falling into place. "

We're just blocks in a cosmic game of Tetris.

Posted by: freaked at May 18, 2017 09:53 PM (BO/km)

413 I guess I don't really care. This is about running the FBI, and house cleaning...it shouldn't be that controversial.

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2017 09:53 PM (CLKfs)

414 398 I'll tell you this - Unless a post-coup President Pence enacts basically the same agenda that Trump (and Pence, remember...) campaigned on in 2016, I'm fucking done. The GOP can go fuck themselves, forever. I'll either vote third party, or not vote, or register as a Democrat and vote for the most far-left lunatic in the primaries.
Posted by: Small Rivers at May 18, 2017 09:50 PM (KL5Ns)

I won't vote for a far-left lunatic, because that would be giving them my consent, and I won't do that.

Refusing to vote for GOPe traitors, or voting third party, are definitely on the table.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

415 Every morning I wake up and I am glad that Trump is the president.

DOOM was averted on November 8th.
Unfortunately, it wasn't exterminated. There is still work to be done.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:54 PM (Iu5oK)

416 Isn't Rubio looking for a job?

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 18, 2017 09:54 PM (kufk0)

417 Voting for Trump was voting third party.
Revenge from the two losers is what is
happening now.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 09:55 PM (HnB/8)

418 guess I don't really care. This is about running the FBI, and house cleaning...it shouldn't be that controversial.
Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2017 09:53 PM (CLKfs)

This is all we got until the ONT comes along.

Posted by: tbodie at May 18, 2017 09:56 PM (+bodw)

419 413 I guess I don't really care. This is about running the FBI, and house cleaning...it shouldn't be that controversial.
Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2017 09:53 PM (CLKfs)

You, ..... kinda, ... forgot about us, didn't ya?

Posted by: Communist Media, LLC at May 18, 2017 09:56 PM (G9MZN)

420 I was binge-watching Stargate SG-1, got to season 9, decided I needed to watch Farscape (and also the first season of Stargate Atlantis) before proceeding.

Stargate Universe however is right out, as a painful attempt to transmogrify the newer Battlestar Galactica angst-fest to the Stargate franchise.

John Scalzi can suck razor-edged pineapple cocks.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:56 PM (s5o+q)

421 376 Peaches... I kept seeing shit today like he was their hero. Why? He fucking killed himself. How is that heroic? I mean I'm sorry he had those demons he felt he couldn't fight anymore but I feel far worse for his family.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45

I'm sorry to join in where I'm not quite invited, but wanted to say that although Chris Cornell isn't my hero, he had one of the best rock voices ever, and it's a loss and a shock.
Also, depression leads to suicide like high blood pressure leads to stroke and heart attacks. not selfish. just sick.

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2017 09:56 PM (BrS/H)

422 I'm gonna call my useless chamber of commerce stooge of a congressman tomorrow and tell him I only voted for him so Pres Trump could have support in congress but since he hasn't shown any support I'm voting for the Dem next year.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:56 PM (hMwEB)

423 416. He's still trying to get his freelance men's footwear maintenance business going.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 09:57 PM (TwwWO)

424 George p. Bush - nice guy and great wife.

But a lightweight. Unfortunately.

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2017 09:57 PM (CLKfs)

425 417 Voting for Trump was voting third party.

Exactly.

Posted by: Communist Media, LLC at May 18, 2017 09:57 PM (G9MZN)

426 VM,
I email my senators that today.

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 18, 2017 09:57 PM (kufk0)

427 Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:49 PM (Iu5oK)
Perfect. Me, too. Fuck the crows.
Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:52 PM (EgOr3)

I love you, Peaches! We either hang together or we hang separately.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:57 PM (Iu5oK)

428 Trump should appoint Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Posted by: mx4 at May 18, 2017 09:57 PM (BVtNb)

429 409 390. My question is, why does a conservative state like South Carolina keep voting for Lindsey Graham?
Posted by: Mike at May 18, 2017 09:53 PM (c056A)

--------

Why? Because the system is corrupt. Nobody can match his fund raising and the open primary allow Dems to vote for him.

He stays in office because he has accumulated a lot of personal power that he exercises for his own personal benefit.

Term limits, one and done.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 09:58 PM (LQ1Q3)

430 Peyton Manning is also free. And he knows a lot about strategic thought.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:58 PM (vRcUp)

431 What is Allen West doing?

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 18, 2017 09:59 PM (kufk0)

432 Peyton Manning is also free. And he knows a lot about strategic thought.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 09:58 PM (vRcUp)

Can't throw the long ball any more though.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 09:59 PM (s5o+q)

433 Is Fred Thompson dead?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:59 PM (lwiT4)

434 I'm voting for the Dem next year.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 09:56 PM (hMwEB)

Oh, top notch!

Let's accelerate the descent to plaid. Hell, might as well?

Awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 09:59 PM (G9MZN)

435 You know who's tough and has experience in law enforcement?

Shaquille O'Neal

Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2017 09:59 PM (KAi1n)

436

Mike Rogers.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 09:59 PM (Uxokn)

437 I love you, Peaches! We either hang together or we hang separately.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 09:57 PM (Iu5oK)
We most assuredly hang together.
Unless we're in the same bar and Clint comes in. I might have to fight you for him. I might not but, with Clint, ya just never know.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:59 PM (EgOr3)

438 The Witch hunt is starting to froth at the mouth.

When do they start burning conservatives alive?

And, is it live on CSPAN or do we have to watch commercials like on CNN?

Posted by: Huckleberry Hound at May 18, 2017 09:59 PM (UsCnO)

439 And none dare stomp ace.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2017 10:00 PM (nlbfN)

440 Peyton Manning is also free. And he knows a lot about strategic thought.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

And he carries a white-board upstairs everywhere he goes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 10:00 PM (udajc)

441 Dangerous times. Head fakes no longer work for me.

Posted by: gracepc at May 18, 2017 10:00 PM (OU4q6)

442 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 18, 2017 10:00 PM (6gk0M)

443 Howzabout Ben Rothlisberger? The man has a very direct ans effective communication style, and a keen grasp of the obvious. Seems a natural.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 10:00 PM (TwwWO)

444 433 Is Fred Thompson dead?

Yes. He's all dead, not mostly dead.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2017 10:00 PM (Iu5oK)

445 Trump should appoint Dog The Bounty Hunter.
Posted by: mx4 at May 18, 2017 09:57 PM (BVtNb)

Triumph the Insult Dog

Posted by: Barack at May 18, 2017 10:00 PM (c6/9Q)

446 433
Is Fred Thompson dead?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2017 09:59 PM (lwiT4)
So dead. And not just to me. (I spent most of 2007 working for him, went to Leno for his announcement, canceled my donation with AmEx after he bailed)

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 10:01 PM (EgOr3)

447 Omaha! Omaha!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at May 18, 2017 10:01 PM (ANIFC)

448 Besides occasionally testify, act the fool, and wear dresses, what does the head of the FBI do anyway?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 10:01 PM (3myMJ)

449 Term limits, one and done.
Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 09:58 PM (LQ1Q3)

Actually, just tie the Congressional pension to the length of service in Congress.

The longer you serve, the less you get.

Start it at 20 million a year and start taking away for terms served.

Let the bottom-feeders decide when they've accumulated enough vs. how much power they want to wield.

In the long run, it'd probably be cheaper for us peasants.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2017 10:02 PM (s5o+q)

450 That guy what hung himself, wow, they're playing his songs and why do people do this? Even though I think about it sometimes (not hanging, no appeal there), I really don't get it. Especially for people with spouses and children. Shit.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:37 PM (EgOr3)

When they said Whatshisname died, I went, "who?"

Determined later, he was lead singer for a 90's band called Soundgarden, which sucked.

I can prove they sucked, by logical deduction. If they were a popular band, they were all over the radio. Right? And if any of their stuff was any good, I would have heard it, and said, "Hey! That band's not bad. Who are they?" Since that never happened, they suck. QED

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 10:02 PM (0deF2)

451 Everything will be okay in the end.

If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 18, 2017 10:03 PM (HiDrR)

452 "Hey! That band's not bad. Who are they?" Since that never happened, they suck. QED
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not sure why you'd accord radio directors as the supreme arbiters of taste, import, or any other quality.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 10:04 PM (udajc)

453 How about FBI Director Ace? He could bring in some mounted hobo heads from his trophy room to decorate the office with.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 18, 2017 10:05 PM (J9FkY)

454 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 10:02 PM (0deF2)

No. That's what made me mention it. They were right then playing some of his work on Tim Conway and it was quite good. Nothing I owned but I did know it and they are correct about what an interesting and unique voice he had.

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 10:05 PM (EgOr3)

455
Let me tell you about SC politics. Born and live in that swamp. Columbia is run by an establishment, the Good Ole Boys. They used to be Democrats, Southern Democrats. But then the people started voting Republican nationally, when finally spilled down to the state and local level, so the Good Ole Boys had to become Republicans.

Imagine, in a Foghorn Leghorn voice, "Well, them voters like them so Reeeee-publicans, now, so we'll be Reee-publicans, now". It's the same bunch.

Grahamnesty got to be the favored son for the Strom seat. He's on the ballot with an R after his name. He wins.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 18, 2017 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

456 Not just selfish, downright hostile. How do you have people you love, who love you back, and you do that to them?

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 09:43 PM (EgOr3)

Suicide doesn't end the pain....it just transfers it to someone else.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 10:07 PM (Enq6K)

457 452
Not sure why you'd accord radio directors as the supreme arbiters of taste, import, or any other quality.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 10:04 PM (udajc)

I know literally nothing about Soundgarden, but that's a good point.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

458 > Is that the one that garners .03% of the vote?

I assure you, they won't be getting .03% of the vote in 2020 if post-coup President Pence becomes Jeb Bush 2.0.

Posted by: Small Rivers at May 18, 2017 10:08 PM (KL5Ns)

459 So is this an endorsement of violence at last?

Posted by: Traddy at May 18, 2017 10:11 PM (7+kA5)

460 Remember what the FBI has been failing at: Listening to the Mxslem Botherhood and Missing some warnings about jihadis. I don't think Lieberman would be happy with that.

Posted by: Maggie Gray at May 18, 2017 10:11 PM (kcQIp)

461 Not sure why you'd accord radio directors as the supreme arbiters of taste, import, or any other quality.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 10:04 PM (udajc)

How do you read that into my post? What get's played, gets played. Most of it sucks. Sometimes a decent tune (to my ears) gets played. If I hear it, and like it, I might try to hear more from the artist, maybe even buy the album. Never happened with Soundgarden. Or REM, or Nirvana, or one fuck of a lot of other bands.

Yeah, there may be (and are) a lot of totally awesome artists that don't get airplay on Top 40 radio. But we were talking about Soundgarden, which did get airplay out the ying-yang, and sucked, by virtue of the fact that whatever of their work I heard did not engage me one iota.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 10:14 PM (0deF2)

462 >>Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 10:02 PM (0deF2)<<

I know music is very subjective, but Chris Cornell was a helluva singer. If you don't like Soundgarden, you should try some of his solo stuff, plus his covers.

He's one of the few singers who can improve on a Led Zepplin song.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 18, 2017 10:14 PM (9rx6L)

463 I know music is very subjective, but Chris Cornell was a helluva singer. If you don't like Soundgarden, you should try some of his solo stuff, plus his covers.

He's one of the few singers who can improve on a Led Zepplin song.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 18, 2017 10:14 PM (9rx6L)

That may be the case. But the only chance he had to engage me was as part of Soundgarden. Doubt his solo work would have had radio airplay. Literally, I never knew who he was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 10:19 PM (0deF2)

464 Cornell was an amazing singer for sure. Audioslave was pretty good but Soundgarden was amazing. Plus, he was one of the headbangers on the Lame List on Almost Live.

Lame! Lame! Lame! Lame!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2017 10:28 PM (39g3+)

465 91. Charles Martel would be a great pick for FBI director.

Well, yes. I tend to agree.

Posted by: Martell at May 18, 2017 10:36 PM (V6jlB)

466 196
Gowdy has already said flat out he is not the man for that job.

Oh well.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 18, 2017 09:11 PM (J9FkY)
I like Gowdy. But he would have to take action. That is not his thing. Talk. Talk, Talk.

Posted by: gracepc at May 18, 2017 10:49 PM (OU4q6)

467 Mike Rogers.

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2017 11:00 PM (CLKfs)

468 436. I didn't even see that before I posted.

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2017 11:02 PM (CLKfs)

469 So when the liberals coup Trump's comb-over out of office, our answer is to #resist the next President? Right...that'll show em.

That strategy assumes we have a working party to foster said resistance like the Dems. Which we know is horseshit. Because in eight years of that fucking communist dick sucker, we had such men of backbone leading the resistance in our favor.

Face it. It's commies+liberals+republicans vs half of America.

We have no political outlet to resist shit. Politically, any way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2017 11:04 PM (pUDQf)

470 I binged-watched Firefly. When's the next season?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 18, 2017 11:10 PM (w7U7L)

471 It sure doesn't feel like "winning", but Trump hasn't technically "lost" anything, the charges against him are a complete joke, all signs are that nobody really cares, and everything always backfires against Trump.

If you really think about it, everything the "coup" is trying is pathetically ridiculous. Investigations without crimes. Claims of obstruction of an investigation that was never obstructed. If SNL were funny, they'd make a skit about it.

Trump is still getting situated in his new digs. When the return volleys come, it will be sweet. Because he apparently ISN'T corrupt (or they'd be able to do better), but THEY'RE so corrupt, it's not even funny.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 18, 2017 11:24 PM (EnK/R)

472 I really enjoyed Firefly but didn't binge-watch it. I cannot imagine another season.

Story is she did the show as an expanded version of a one-woman play she initially performed at the Edinburgh arts festival a couple years ago.

Very talented woman.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 18, 2017 11:25 PM (U6f54)

473 Holy shit, underground Atlanta where masquerade is now is really sketchy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 12:06 AM (7dpmG)

474 One Last Time, I love the yodeling at the end...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCvJ7IONnM

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 01:01 AM (7dpmG)

475 ok ace what are you going to do after the coup? anybody, i'm not calling him out.

go to work and pay taxes, that's what.

Posted by: spoonfeed me at May 19, 2017 01:15 AM (tJ4VQ)

476 This hug/handshake arg is ausome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 02:01 AM (7dpmG)

477 @BloombergTV 1x
Brexit could replace migrants with robots https://bloom.bg/2pRy4UG

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2017 02:39 AM (udajc)

478 Why is it that all the civil wars here in the United States are started by Democrats?

Posted by: unreconstructed rebel at May 19, 2017 06:36 AM (OmmYG)

479 Never happen.

Posted by: Joe Walker at May 19, 2017 12:24 PM (S+i5q)

480 "Maybe no one could stand up to this onslaught."

bullshit... it isn't that the onslaught can not be withstood, it can, but first you must elect someone WILLING to withstand it.

we haven't done that yet, and Trump, for all his bravado, is not that guy.

Posted by: Shoey at May 19, 2017 02:27 PM (rXjhm)

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