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Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (kTF2Z) 2
Please let this be true. Please please please
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (kTF2Z) 3
Time stamp is a hour ahead
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 02:58 PM (Ot7+c) 4
I hope and pray it is so.
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 02:58 PM (Ot7+c) 5
She Lies!
Posted by: Joe Wilson at May 12, 2017 02:58 PM (P0Sw/) 6
Any chance of slipping a few numbers from the future?
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (Ot7+c) 7
She lives (in a time of her own).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (IqV8l) 8
that would be beyond awesome.
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (a0IVu) 9
Why couldn't it happen?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (RuyTK) 10
It would please me to no end if they went after these traitors fast and hard.
I have no expectation of this, but it is nice to dream. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (8iiMU) 11
* fap fap fap fap fap*
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (C52a9) 12
That last bit is the important part. Immunity is based on the person living up to the agreement. If the witness lies, like, for example by not fully disclosing where all the emails were, the immunity deal can be struck.
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (dEQP3) 13
Lois Lerner didn't get immunity.
Eric Holder didn't get immunity. Barack Obama didn't get immunity. Koskinin, Val Jar assign a special prosecutor to each and every one of them. Posted by: DanMan at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (XTiHL) 14
They need to hurry up as the statute of limitations is only five years on this.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (le7jz) 15
Nothing will be done against Hillary. When you get to a certain level of power and riches in any nation, you become untouchable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+) 16
6 Any chance of slipping a few numbers from the future?
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (Ot7+c) ---------------- 24 38 19 49 6 23 Bet the farm on it! Trust me, I'm pre law. Or pre med. whichever. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (kTF2Z) 17
Not with McCabe in charge.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (HgMAr) 18
I'd still like to know what was on Huma's shared laptop.
Was it 600K emails, because that *a lot* and given how Huma was at one time employed by the SoS, CGI and TENEO, she was usually the go-between for joint activities. Oh, and by know what was on her laptop I also men "and prosecuted for whatever shenanigans it shows she was involved in". Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 03:02 PM (NOIQH) 19
"Nothing will be done against Hillary. When you get to a certain level of power and riches in any nation, you become untouchable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)" True. She knows where so many bodies are buried, no one will come after her. Posted by: vrf at May 12, 2017 03:02 PM (BoOqm) 20
What does this have to do with Russians?
Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at May 12, 2017 03:03 PM (HgMAr) 21
If these scumbags had shut the fuck up and just faded away, nobody would have objected too severely. But they just can't help themselves.
Obama, Clinton, and the rest all need to be indicted and mercilessly probed. Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (2Mnv1) 22
Trump is going to toss the Beast into jail while eating two scoops of ice cream. Hell he might even have a third one for that Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (493sH) 23
Clinton Crime Family are the true untouchables. Looking forward to the day Hillary cracks open Podesta's head with a Louisville Slugger.
Posted by: Regular joe at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (ROIz5) 24
Nothing stopping it but politics. No double jeopardy or immunity at play.
I could see Trump leaving it alone "for the god of the nation", but when the Dems went batshit ans Spill started joining Le Resistance, it became time to break the snake's neck. Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (nWmg2) 25
>>However, he wrote, "a new AG and new director may take a good look at
the entire case, and if anyone who received immunity did not live up to their agreement, like Huma [Abedin] with the classified documents on her computer, the deal is off and they are potential targets again." Pretty sure Huma's not the only one caught in lies since getting immunity. If we can't get Hillary prosecuted, we need to at least have Cheryl Mills and Huma prosecuted for what they did. Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (PY9jH) 27
Obama, Clinton, and the rest all need to be indicted and mercilessly probed.
========= I'd like to hear more about this probing.... Posted by: Shep! at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (vg8iE) 28
GAINZZZZ GAINZZZZ GAINZZZZ
NO PAIN NO GAIN Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (dX0ot) 29
Would it be a problem for the non-GAINZZZers if I did that one next?
Sure, go for it. I'll just step out and get some beer. Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (Jcg9Q) 30
Would it be a problem for the non-GAINZZZers if I did that one next?
I was just at the gym wondering, "what happened to the GAINZZ threads?" synchronicity Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (kD8Fh) 31
Hey, it's your blog, Ace, if you wanted to post "Varieties of Ice Cream: A Historical Retrospective" you could do it. (And it would be awesome, I'm sure!)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (9krrF) 32
The immunity only holds if the person immunized does not violate the terms of their agreement. In a sane world, Hillary, Obama, Lynch, Holder and all the rest would be swinging for what they did and are probably still doing at the Kalorama Kaliphate Kompound. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: random 34
Obama, Clinton, and the rest all need to be indicted and mercilessly probed.
Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (2Mnv1) ............. We're in... except for Hillary. Posted by: the Aliens at May 12, 2017 03:06 PM (HgMAr) 35
One thing is that if happened now the Leftists both politicians and media would scream it was a coverup of the Russian investigation.
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:06 PM (Ot7+c) 36
31 Hey, it's your blog, Ace, if you wanted to post "Varieties of Ice Cream: A Historical Retrospective" you could do it. (And it would be awesome, I'm sure!)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (9krrF) Trump Grabbed Dolly Madison's Cherry. Film at 11. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (mbhDw) 37
Mussolini and Ceaucescu were untouchable too. For a while, anyways.
Posted by: Friendly Mr. Meat Hook at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Nh8W2) Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (kD8Fh) 39
Pick off Huma and Weiner. They have the goods. Get them and Hillary will just be some old drunk who likes to yell at the kids.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (RD7QR) 40
*fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (C52a9) 41
35 One thing is that if happened now the Leftists both politicians and media would scream it was a coverup of the Russian investigation.
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:06 PM (Ot7+c) Who cares? They are so shrill, loud and ridiculous at this point. No one is believing them - most crucially, the PDT base. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (mbhDw) 42
Early Gainzzzz is ok, not my thing but it ain't my house.
Posted by: Watery Bint at May 12, 2017 03:08 PM (UmSfZ) 43
The prosecutor can always withdraw immunity if they want but that is likely to make people less than cooperative.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:08 PM (39g3+) 44
...and off with you haggard Lady of the Lake sock..
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:08 PM (UmSfZ) 45
Second Look at Hillary and Huma Investigations
You'd think by now Trump and Sessions would be so pissed at the Dems they'd make it a hobby. Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (HgMAr) 46
18; huma, joint activities? acapulco gold, baby.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (KP5rU) 47
Could of made this one an open thread.
Yeah, they ought to take a second look. Aren't they under Sessions? With everything that's going on he wants to restart the War on Drugs. WTF? Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (2d71x) 48
Gym's TV monitors were all on the Spicer conference, except one that was on ESPN. And all of them were ignored by the patrons. I thought: if this were a true crisis, at least a couple people here would be watching. So really it's a nothingburger to Average Joe and Jane.
Because errybody 401k is just fine. Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (kD8Fh) 49
My top pick to be indicated would be............................
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (Ot7+c) 50
I got some gainzzz, probably not later. Two scoops of ice cream in my future. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:10 PM (HTdUD) 51
I still want to know how in the hell Susan Rice can simply refuse to go before a hearing.
Me to the IRS: Ya know, I'd love to talk with you about those $$$ back taxes I haven't paid, but I just don't feel like it. IRS(GOPe): M'kay. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH) 52
I think Trump should try to get an FBI director who would revisit some of this shit. Obama and Clinton and Company need to sweat a little. But Shitstain and The DOPe would probably come to their rescue....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (7uYFy) 53
My 'Snatched' opens wide today!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (qeUgm) 54
Mmmmmmmmmmm. gainzzz burgers.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH) 56
The prosecutor can always withdraw immunity if they want but that is likely to make people less than cooperative.
Less than cooperative? Isn't that what they've been even *with* "immunity"? Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2017 03:12 PM (ewSN2) 57
Would it be a problem for the non-GAINZZZers if I did that one next?
Um, boss. It IS your blog after all. Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 03:12 PM (PCof0) 58
Sure, open up a fresh Hillary probe. There's a helluva lot more 'there' than there is with Russian hookers peeing on a bed. Plus these jack asses need a kick in the teeth. With extreme prejudice. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:13 PM (HTdUD) 59
GAINZZZ!
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 12, 2017 03:13 PM (Tnhbr) 60
Sessions is kind of old school GOP so his priorities are kind of 1980 so I hope Trump has a sit down with him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:13 PM (39g3+) 61
"I still want to know how in the hell Susan Rice can simply refuse to go before a hearing."
You know the score, pal; you're not a cop, you're little people. Posted by: Qoheleth at May 12, 2017 03:14 PM (iIzG7) 62
Because errybody 401k is just fine.
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (kD8Fh) Fat [x] Dumb [x] HVAC [x] Cable [x] iPhone [x] That's all that matters. Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:14 PM (2d71x) 63
ace it's your place. if you want to post about gainz or the heartbreak of psoriasis, it's your call.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 03:14 PM (KP5rU) 64
Are you quite sure of this, Comrade?
Posted by: Nicolae Ceausescu at May 12, 2017 03:14 PM (v5iqM) 65
Bring on the GAINZZZ
Posted by: brak at May 12, 2017 03:15 PM (3YTlB) 66
Sure, open up a fresh Hillary probe. There's a helluva lot more 'there' than there is with Russian hookers peeing on a bed.
Plus these jack asses need a kick in the teeth. With extreme prejudice. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:13 PM (HTdUD) Well there goes lunch Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:15 PM (493sH) Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:15 PM (Ot7+c) 68
I still want to know how in the hell Susan Rice can simply refuse to go before a hearing.
Me to the IRS: Ya know, I'd love to talk with you about those $$$ back taxes I haven't paid, but I just don't feel like it. IRS(GOPe): M'kay. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH) It won't happen. This is why the shithead Democrats like to put black women in charge of things (at least as figureheads). No Republican wants anything to do with putting Loretta Lynch or Susan Rice on the hot seat and publicly grill them. Can you imagine what the media would make of Trey Gowdy and his Southern drawl having the temerity to talk 'down' to Lynch and Rice? Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 03:15 PM (7uYFy) 69
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Mine would be Donna Mills Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (Ot7+c) 70
I had Fox on for background noise, but Shemp was on having PMS again.
*OFF* Posted by: Jane D'oh It's extremists like you that add to the stigma of menstruation and why I had to shrink into the bathroom with my backpack -- too mortified and stigmatized to carry menstrual items in my purse. *sobs* Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (HTdUD) 71
TRIMP LIED and Present Obama should do something about this NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (WmgTn) 72
Post the GAINZZZZ. If I scroll past it, that can be my exercise. Win/win.
Posted by: grace at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (tX45p) 73
I see Michelle O. is criticizing Trump for making school lunch edible by freezing her school lunch initiative. Has she weighed in on the ice cream scandal yet? (She strikes me as a triple scooper.)
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (1BQGO) 74
Nothing will be done against Hillary. When you get to a certain level of power and riches in any nation, you become untouchable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+) Are you quite sure of this, Comrade? *airbrushed to correct the correction correctly* Posted by: Nicolae Ceausescu at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (v5iqM) 75
It won't happen. This is why the shithead Democrats like to put black women in charge of things (at least as figureheads). No Republican wants anything to do Who are the shitheads? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (IqV8l) 76
It's a novel concept that the federal government actually did their fvcking job. I like it.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (nN3W/) 77
I see Michelle O. is criticizing Trump for making school lunch edible by freezing her school lunch initiative. Has she weighed in on the ice cream scandal yet? (She strikes me as a triple scooper.)
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (1BQGO) By the size of her ass a 30 galloner. A day Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (493sH) 78
70; where do you carry all your awards beeeoch?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (KP5rU) 79
I see Michelle O. is criticizing Trump for making school lunch edible by freezing her school lunch initiative. Has she weighed in on the ice cream scandal yet?
(She strikes me as a triple scooper.) She's a Tubber. The entire tub. Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (PCof0) 80
It won't happen. This is why the shithead Democrats like to put black women in charge of things (at least as figureheads). No Republican wants anything to do
Who are the shitheads? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (IqV8l) I know what you mean. But that's baked in the cake, isn't it? Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (7uYFy) 81
Well I am good with Sessions using the War on Drugs and RICO and anything else on the books to throw illegal aliens out of the country.
I heard without seeing the screen the statement about the illegal gangs swept up in the last 6 weeks and "The Justice Department is not going to continue looking the other way" That was a nice jab at Barky and probably Dubya and slick Willy as well. Posted by: PaleRider at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (eASYU) 82
>>I see Michelle O. is criticizing Trump for making school lunch edible by
freezing her school lunch initiative. Has she weighed in on the ice cream scandal yet? (She strikes me as a triple scooper.) Sucks to have your legacy undone, especially when you're an unelected FLOTUS pushing policy that had serious monetary implications. Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: T at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (IKdzI) 84
Less than cooperative? Isn't that what they've been even *with* "immunity"?
Its hard to tell if they have been cooperative or not... or the FBI just isn't even trying to dig into the story. With Lynch at the top you knew it wasn't going anywhere. Plus, Clinton's appointees were still there through all of the Bush administration, and Obama has been hiring and firing for 8 years so who knows how motivated they are. Supposedly at least some FBI employees have been replacing their "avatar" image on Twitter with Comey's picture. I consider that helpful for Donald Trump to identify and fire the deep staters in Justice. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (39g3+) 85
It's extremists like you that add to the stigma of menstruation and why I had to shrink into the bathroom with my backpack -- too mortified and stigmatized to carry menstrual items in my purse. *sobs* Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (HTdUD) --- and the award for the most empathic menstuator goes to.... Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (PNcou) 86
I had Fox on for background noise, but Shemp was on having PMS again.
*OFF* Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH) That's why I cut the cord. Turn on TV and it's garbage then turn it off. So I'm not going to pay them to make me turn off the TV any more. Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (2d71x) 87
*sobs*
Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (HTdUD) .......... Not buying it. If you're anything like Mom you had menopause 5 years ago. Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (HgMAr) 88
I love this. Sharks become protected. Sharks f_ck like crazy. New sharks appear. Ten years after protection, great white sharks make beaches in California unusable. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HTdUD) 89
see Michelle O. is criticizing Trump for making school lunch edible by freezing her school lunch initiative.
-- Maybe she should be asked to open her own personal pocketbook and reimburse all the school districts who have lost taxpayer $$ hand over fist with her shitty lunches. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (+FSld) 90
Any chance we can semi-thread jack the GAINZZ post into a low carb food thread. We've been doing this for a while now and I for one am starting to run out of ways to eat eggs and avoid bread.
And I am sure low-carb alcohol suggestions would be a hit too!
Posted by: random 91
You guys do remember Trump campaigning on the opioid problem, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (kTF2Z) 92
***Has she weighed in on the ice cream scandal yet? (She strikes me as a triple scooper.)
I'm not saying she eats all Ben and Jerry can make but she's got them working three shifts. Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (YRHbj) 93
and the award for the most empathic menstuator goes to....
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 It a tie! Shep! Anderson! Come on up! Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 03:21 PM (PCof0) 94
They should absolutely investigate again. Instead of being on defense with these assholes. Scare the f*k out of Hillary and her minions. I'm sure theres plenty of corruption to go around in the Donks. Maybe some of them will STFU.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:21 PM (O5bec) 95
Why not, at the very least, review the investigative files and revoke the security clearance of every damn one of those involved (including Chreryl Mills)?
Posted by: Suck it! at May 12, 2017 03:21 PM (ats44) 96
I love this. Sharks become protected. Sharks f_ck like crazy. New sharks appear. Ten years after protection, great white sharks make beaches in California unusable.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HTdUD) Good. If the great whites consume a few of them Kally scum, even better. *no offense to Kally 'rons and 'ettes meant* Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Jcg9Q) 97
If this happens, my boner will be playing Beethoven's Ninth on the 12 string.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QM5S2) 98
California hippies taste like shit.
Posted by: The Great Whites at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (YRHbj) 99
The idea of secret immunity in regards to Federal employment is anathema to a republic.
Fuck that noise back to the stone age. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (udajc) 100
Let there be Gainzzzz!
Posted by: George Tirebiter at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (/zyrl) 101
Gainzzz thread would be good. I need to be yelled at for my lossezzz, which are actually gainzzz of the wrong kind.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (HiDrR) 102
When Hillary is in an orange jumpsuit, will it be a news story when she gets Two Scoops of "discipline loaf"?
Posted by: moronhorde minion at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (88jeI) 103
The Michelle Obama school lunch thing was supposedly all voluntary anyway* As in "here are my suggestions." If schools want to keep doing it, they can, although I suspect parents are not likely to support that decision.
*Yes, Obama would lean on them if they didn't go along, so it was about as voluntary as military duty, but in theory it was up to the schools. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+) 104
posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (HgMAr)
Hillary is about 70 years old. I guarantee she hit menopause more than five years ago. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (fDdVG) 105
Not a problem with me about the GAINZ thread. Uh, if you needed my permission or anything.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (MZcWR) 106
If this happens, my boner will be playing Beethoven's Ninth on the 12 string.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QM5S2) ___________ We could be a duet! Posted by: Ace's Little Harmonica at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (UmSfZ) 107
Yeah, they ought to take a second look. Aren't they under Sessions? With everything that's going on he wants to restart the War on Drugs. WTF?
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (2d71x) ++++ The War on Drugs is part of Trump's justification for the need to enforce our borders. Stop the cartels from importing drugs and the violence that goes with it. Personally, I would prefer it if the DOJ took more of a hands off approach to in-state use and trafficking of mj in states that have legalized it. There is also a sidebar item about a related issue: Sessions' office releases memo to all 94 US attorneys calling for reversal of Holder-era policy. That policy? Selective enforcement of the law. [CBD] The DOJ under Trump/Sessions is going to enforce federal law. All of them; even the ones we don't like. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (R+30W) 108
Nothing will be done against Hillary. When you get to a certain level of power and riches in any nation, you become untouchable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+) Yeah, but there was a time when the sitting President of the US was the most powerful of all. Trump is daily treated like shit and it says a lot about the fucked up times in which we live that an old hag ex-First Lady, wife of a corrupt and impeached ex-president is deemed 'untouchable" and the current duly -elected President who VANQUISHED her ( thus ensuring that HCWNBPOTUS is treated like a usurper to the throne. Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (7uYFy) 109
Never give these savages what they want, Ace.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (XQX5L) 110
The country needs Sessions to focus. The opioid problem has been here forever. The political crisis in DC is the necessity.
Drain the swamp. Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (2d71x) 111
Its my understanding that immunity deals are not blanket.
You have to produce information, and answer question... and if you LIE, the deal if off... Every single one of those who were granted immunity, have lied.... and we have proof they lied... Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (NgKpN) 112
Is anybody ever gonna scrutinize dear sweet Huma's MB ties and what a fucking security disaster Curb Dive created by giving her access to confidential data? This has been one big fat hanging curveball that the GOPe numbnuts have persistently ignored like the ignorant clownshow they pretend not to be
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (y7DUB) 113
I love this. Sharks become protected. Sharks f_ck like crazy. New sharks appear. Ten years after protection, great white sharks make beaches in California unusable.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HTdUD) Better send in the Jets they can take care of them or at least do a fruity dance routine on the beach Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (493sH) Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (UmSfZ) 115
Bring the gainzzz. Why not. On the scale this morning I as up 10 lbs. and I eat like a bird
![]() Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (O5bec) 116
104; menopause hit her. with a big fucking club.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (KP5rU) 117
I see Michelle O. is criticizing Trump for making
school lunch edible by freezing her school lunch initiative. Has she weighed in on the ice cream scandal yet? (She strikes me as a triple scooper.) Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (1BQGO) She needs to STFU. Her brats had chef-prepared gourmet meals at Sidwell. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (PY9jH) 118
The War on Drugs is part of Trump's justification for the need to enforce our borders. Stop the cartels from importing drugs and the violence that goes with it.
Which is fine but I'd focus on it more as a national security and border issue, not as a drug issue. And Sessions has a lot on his plate, so going after states for pot sales etc should be down with when he's going to get his shoes polished. Fast & Furious is still out there needing attention. Heads should roll for that one. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+) 119
98 California hippies taste like shit.
Folks 'round here are tastier. Too bad we have no salt, so you can't visit. Nyah Nyah! Posted by: The Great Lakes at May 12, 2017 03:26 PM (ul9CR) 120
Better send in the Jets they can take care of them or at least do a fruity dance routine on the beach Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (493sH) I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec) 121
We don't need no stinking salt.
Posted by: The Great Whites at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (YRHbj) 122
The DOJ under Trump/Sessions is going to enforce federal law. All of them; even the ones we don't like.
Maybe. All we know from that is is that they are going to enforce federal drug laws. Session is old school like I said, he needs to update his focus to what needs doing now. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (baYK5) 124
The entire previous administration could be wrapped up with a single unified RICO case.
The whole thing was nothing but an organized crime in non-stop motion, for the entire eight years. Lots of empty cells at Guantanamo. Let's put 'em to good use. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (v5iqM) 125
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Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (C52a9) 126
I love this. Sharks become protected. Sharks f_ck like crazy. New sharks appear. Ten years after protection, great white sharks make beaches in California unusable.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HTdUD) .............. 27 separate shark sightings on Wednesday (at least) SoCal https://tinyurl.com/kwpaltm Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (HgMAr) 127
Tell us about your GAINZZZ BRAH!
Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 03:29 PM (xVRrG) 128
27 separate shark sightings on Wednesday (at least)
SoCal It's the ones you DON'T see that should worry you... Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (UmSfZ) 129
Bring the gainzzz. Why not. On the scale this morning I as up 10 lbs. and I eat like a bird
Twice your own body weight? Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (u0s1P) 130
There 15 great whites almost on the surf line off Long Beach and the sheriff had to tell paddle boarders to get out of the water.
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu) 131
Would it be a problem for the non-GAINZZZers if I did that one next?
Damn right, I'm sick of you workout crazed right wingers fat shaming the rest of us! Posted by: A. Schumer at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (jhuiU) 132
if they're going to go after the cartels/illegal via drugs they should high light the opioids, even the Lit-atarians can't justify that shit.
Posted by: random Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (mbhDw) 134
"Sucks to have your legacy undone, especially when
you're an unelected FLOTUS pushing policy that had serious monetary implications. Posted by: Lizzy' Went to the library yesterday looking for some good biographies for kids to get them history the schools refuse to teach. At least a dozen on Barack Obama and half a dozen more on Michell Obama were in the section on famous Americans. So their accomplishments must be very great. BTW, I took the opportunity to change a book that the library had highlighted by opening it and displaying vertically so it can be easily spotted by the young readers. Replaced a biography of Malcom X (which was typical of their selections) with one by Paul Revere. I am going to start doing this every time I'm there. I want those Stalinist librarians to know agents of Goldstein are everywhere. Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (1BQGO) 135
Rush talked about a county (city?) in MD that wanted to declare sanctuary status. The town supervisors thought it would be a slam dunk due to the 2:1 advantage of donkey v GOP voters.
What they didn't count on was the population of Legal immigrants who objected to the idea of sanctuary city based on the premise that it devalued the process of LEGAL immigration, that they all had observed. And endured. And paid for. And also, of course, the legal immigrants had serious safety concerns about allowing avowed criminals to nest in their midst. Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (kD8Fh) 136
Deal, well sure but we have new evidence now ...
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (zZb/S) 137
Sharks are looking for some gainzz of their own
Posted by: random Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (HTdUD) 139
The entire previous administration could be wrapped up with a single unified RICO case.
The whole thing was nothing but an organized crime in non-stop motion, for the entire eight years. Lots of empty cells at Guantanamo. Let's put 'em to good use. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (v5iqM) This is where Sessions laser like focus should be. Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (2d71x) 140
Hillary is about 70 years old. I guarantee she hit menopause more than five years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (fDdVG) ............ Yeah I meant Chelsea (unclear) who is 37 and would have been 32 when she had it. Bad joke? Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (HgMAr) 141
Gainzzz food thread, you say?
http://tinyurl.com/k64nmc8 You're welcome! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (v5iqM) 142
Late to the party, but go for the GAINZ.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (72PAC) 143
There are more tubbo rugrats under Mooch's great food plan than ever. Around here childhood type 2 diabetes has skyrocketed.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (y7DUB) 144
I have 1 easy trick to shed fat fast.
And I'm willing to share.was Does it involve walking the dinosaur? Posted by: Was (Not Was) at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (u0s1P) Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (WLK0w) 146
129 Bring the gainzzz. Why not. On the scale this morning I as up 10 lbs. and I eat like a bird
Twice your own body weight? Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (u0s1P) Lol. I'm going a shark steak diet. Give 'em a state of their own medicine. Arm for an arm...so to speak. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (O5bec) 147
"All we know from that is is that they are going to enforce federal drug laws."
If he goes after the potheads, it will not be a popular move. The opiates are a real problem, though. Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (eAZVt) 148
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (kD8Fh)
This anecdote demonstrates once again that the democong Virtue Signalers are a parochial, tunnel -visioned, regressive bunch. Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (kD8Fh) 149
shit 'taste' i meant taste.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (O5bec) 150
I am certainly not a lawyer, but my recollection is the immunity given to Hillary cronies wasnt much of give and take, it was all give. So what parts could they have broken?
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (Ot7+c) 151
Thinking about this scenario is a lot like pr0n. Exciting for a few minutes but ultimately unsatisfying.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (0mRoj) 152
GAINZZZZ
Posted by: XPO172 at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (1PDwB) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (mbhDw) 154
Lock her up!
Posted by: PHenry at May 12, 2017 03:34 PM (jhuiU) 155
The legal immigrants, who secure citizenship have ZERO love for the non-legal immigrants, It's hardly rocket science. Except to democrats. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:34 PM (HTdUD) 156
There 15 great whites almost on the surf line off Long Beach and the sheriff had to tell paddle boarders to get out of the water.
Posted by: IC Must See TV Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 03:34 PM (zZb/S) 157
141 Gainzzz food thread, you say?
http://tinyurl.com/k64nmc8 You're welcome! Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (v5iqM) Dammit I just cleaned this monitor this morning.
Posted by: random 158
151 Thinking about this scenario is a lot like pr0n. Exciting for a few minutes but ultimately unsatisfying.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (0mRoj) Considering some of the women I have been with, it does have its advantages, de temps en temps. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (mbhDw) 159
Ace, I would gladly trade the 'GAINZZZ' thread for the return of The AoS Podcast...
Posted by: piñata full of scorpions at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (nGgOW) 160
GAINZZZ-Away!
Posted by: kjl291 at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (U0Nwh) 161
130 There 15 great whites almost on the surf line off Long Beach and the sheriff had to tell paddle boarders to get out of the water.
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu) You mean theres something wrong with imitating an injured seal when theres a shark in the water? Go figure. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (O5bec) 162
I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec) We had an exchange student from Colombia spend a school year with us. Her name was Maria and so was her sister's. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt) 163
159 Ace, I would gladly trade the 'GAINZZZ' thread for the return of The AoS Podcast...
Posted by: pinata full of scorpions at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (nGgOW) Ooh, and you could possibly get to hear my dulcet tones . . . On second thought, stick with the Gainz. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (mbhDw) 164
There 15 great whites almost on the surf line off Long Beach and the sheriff had to tell paddle boarders to get out of the water.
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu) Is his name Brody? Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (493sH) 165
Mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I can see the value in moving on, the same way Nixon never complained about JFK stealing the election.
However, now that Hillary is all #resistance! instead of quietly going away, I say lock her up. Only downside is that we have to listen to the McMuffin's of the world go on about how locking up your opponents is what dictators do Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (rX06+) 166
Considering some of the women I have been with, it does have its advantages, de temps en temps.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (mbhDw) I can imagine. Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (0mRoj) 167
You mean theres something wrong with imitating an injured seal when theres a shark in the water? Go figure.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 10 ft offshore? No, that's called a shark sashimi buffet. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (udajc) 168
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I can imagine. Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (0mRoj) Exactly. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (mbhDw) 169
We had an exchange student from Colombia spend a school year with us. Her name was Maria and so was her sister's.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt) Did she have a brother named Daryl and another brother named Daryl? Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (493sH) Posted by: 'Mad Max' Waters at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (HTdUD) 171
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I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec) We had an exchange student from Colombia spend a school year with us. Her name was Maria and so was her sister's. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt) Exactly. I rest my case. Fake movie! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (O5bec) 172
Rush talked about a county (city?) in MD that wanted
to declare sanctuary status. The town supervisors thought it would be a slam dunk due to the 2:1 advantage of donkey v GOP voters. What they didn't count on was the population of Legal immigrants who objected to the idea of sanctuary city based on the premise that it devalued the process of LEGAL immigration, that they all had observed. And endured. And paid for. And also, of course, the legal immigrants had serious safety concerns about allowing avowed criminals to nest in their midst. Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (kD8Fh) *** This is because the liberal-statist believes that minorities are homogeneous subsets of fleshy robots that can't think for them selves. Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (WLK0w) 173
The government system of schools needs to be burnt to the ground.
Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il) 174
Are the Dems done with #icecreamgate?
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (a0IVu) 175
It's hardly rocket science. Except to democrats.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:34 PM (HTdUD) My family and many of my friends are legal immigrants. It angers us that the Marxists lump all of us in one bucket. Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (kD8Fh) 176
I kinda feel bad for the sharks. You know what its like to take a drink of coffee and find out its tea instead? Imagine trying to bite into a juicy seal and get surfboard instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+) 177
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Only downside is that we have to listen to the McMuffin's of the world go on about how locking up your opponents is what dictators do Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (rX06+) "He's right about that." - - Chilean Helicopter Tours SA Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw) 178
This is because the liberal-statist believes that minorities are homogeneous subsets of fleshy robots that can't think for them selves.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (WLK0w) Well they ARE masters of projection.
Posted by: random 179
Lol. I'm going a shark steak diet. Give 'em a state of their own medicine. Arm for an arm...so to speak.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (O5bec) Oh please dear God NO!!! Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (Jcg9Q) 180
There 15 great whites almost on the surf line off Long Beach and the sheriff had to tell paddle boarders to get out of the water.
Posted by: IC ........... Sharks are after the turkeys. Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (2Mnv1) 182
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I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec) Okay that made me laugh. Mostly because my cleaning lady, Maria, is here! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw) 183
Only downside is that we have to listen to the McMuffin's of the world go on about how locking up your opponents is what dictators do
Not if you lock them up too. Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (QQ+il) 184
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Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (C52a9) 185
Second look at indictment of Hillary Clinton.
Boy, if that were to happen, things would get very interesting. Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (NvI3P) 186
My family and many of my friends are legal immigrants. It angers us that the Marxists lump all of us in one bucket.
Posted by: kallisto Thank you for going through the process and knowing more about the American system of government than about 99% of American high school seniors. No snark. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (HTdUD) 187
I don't know about gainzz but Snyders pretzel Pieces ( cheddar cheese in my case) are outstanding.
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (Ot7+c) 188
174 Are the Dems done with #icecreamgate?
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (a0IVu) ++++ For the moment, perhaps. But, given the right kind of hook, they will resurrect it. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (R+30W) 189
11 * fap fap fap fap fap*
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (C52a9) 184 *fap fap fap fap fap fap * Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (C52a9) Impressively quick recovery time there. Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj) 190
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Did she have a brother named Daryl and another brother named Daryl? Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (493sH) "That's stupid, yo." - - George Foreman Jr 1, George Foreman Jr 2, George Foreman Jr 3, George Foreman Jr 4, George Foreman Jr 5 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (mbhDw) 191
Rather be fired than taken on a midnight stroll through Ft Marcy Park
Posted by: Vince Foster at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (DpOmP) 192
McMuffin is going to post whatever it takes for him to get attention and money no matter what you do. The man has gone from obscurity to that fly that keeps buzzing around the room that you can't ever swat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (39g3+) 193
>>>>The government system of schools needs to be burnt to the ground.
. . .Not the DOD Schools, they are great. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (le7jz) 194
I kinda feel bad for the sharks. You know what its like to take a drink of coffee and find out its tea instead? Imagine trying to bite into a juicy seal and get surfboard instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+) We don't live in a democracy. Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (Jcg9Q) 195
Oops.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (Jcg9Q) 196
the liberal-statist believes that minorities are homogeneous subsets of fleshy robots that can't think for them selves.
Like those dumb sharks. Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (2d71x) 197
There 15 great whites almost on the surf line off Long Beach and the sheriff had to tell paddle boarders to get out of the water.
Posted by: IC ***** Awww, darn it! I thought those liberals believed in natural selection. Posted by: Great White Shark at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (m3iiU) 198
Not a big GAINZZ fan, but wouldn't stand in the way of a GAINZZ thread.
No objection, your honor. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (4AVeu) 199
Prager had a woman caller who 14yr od son has been totally brainwashed by Leftists in public school
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (Ot7+c) 200
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Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (C52a9) 184 *fap fap fap fap fap fap * Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (C52a9) Impressively quick recovery time there. Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj) 40 minutes? I can beat that. Get it? Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (Jcg9Q) 201
Wow, take a look at the shot of Moochelle at Breitbart. She looks like a very tan Sally Struthers, and what looks like a few unchewed walnuts in her cheeks. Feh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (mbhDw) 202
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I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec) Okay that made me laugh. Mostly because my cleaning lady, Maria, is here! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw) ...and that made ME laugh!...shows theres nothing to stereotyping.. ![]() Wasn't there a comedian who did that? He got up and listed stereotypes an said 'OK so theres nothing the stereotype that Asians...' and I swear every one was true. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (O5bec) 203
There 15 great whites almost on the surf line off Long Beach and the
sheriff had to tell paddle boarders to get out of the water. Posted by: IC *** Heh...Get the guy for Jimmy-Jims down there, those sharks will take off faster than the Salmon of Capistrano! Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (WLK0w) 204
the liberal-statist believes that minorities are homogeneous subsets of fleshy robots that can't think for them selves.
The 90% give the other 10% a bad name. Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (QQ+il) 205
.Not the DOD Schools, they are great.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (le7jz) My experience was some good information, and a whole hell of a lot of padding. My 2 years worth could easily have been cut in half. Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (XQX5L) 206
My grandfather came to the USA, from Denmark, through Ellis Island. I'd love to go there and find his name in the books. He wanted to become American, he loved this nation, he learned the language mostly on his own (use used to use catalogs and ask the English word for stuff in it from fellow railroad workers). Most immigrants in the past wanted to be American, that's why they come here. Now they just want goodies.
What changed? When grandpa Hans G Hansen came to the USA, the only goodies were freedom, space, and opportunity. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+) 207
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We had an exchange student from Colombia spend a school year with us. Her name was Maria and so was her sister's. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt) -------------------------- All 3 of the girls in my family are named Maria, as is my mother. ![]() But only one of us actually goes by that name. We use middle names. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (0jtPF) 208
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I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec) We had an exchange student from Colombia spend a school year with us. Her name was Maria and so was her sister's. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt) Exactly. I rest my case. Fake movie! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (O5bec) I think it is common. They use hyphenated names--in this case Maria-Jose and Maria-Fernanda or Majo and Mafe. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (hJrjt) 209
202 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (O5bec)
Seriously, my cleaning lady who is honest-to-goodness named Maria is here right now cleaning the apartment! Emmes truth. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw) 210
I kinda feel bad for the sharks. You know what its like to take a drink of coffee and find out its tea instead? Imagine trying to bite into a juicy seal and get surfboard instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor **** Tastes like a rice cake. Posted by: Great White Shark at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (m3iiU) 211
198 Not a big GAINZZ fan, but wouldn't stand in the way of a GAINZZ thread.
No objection, your honor. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (4AVeu) Yeah you don't want to get in the way of the Gainzzz'ers. You know 'roid rage and all. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:46 PM (O5bec) 212
I wonder if Huma got "swept up" in any conversations of foreign nationals, say various officials of the MB.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 12, 2017 03:46 PM (QtQaN) 213
Gainzzz food thread,
I just discovered that if you eat bread, you gain weight. I did not know that. Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (NvI3P) 214
Bring on the GRAINZZZ thread!
Posted by: Wheat and Barley Fans at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (oVJmc) 215
162 I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec) True story. Bout two months ago, I was buying some cheap cleaning supplies at the local Dollar General. They were busy, so the manager called out to the back for more help at the registers. She yelled quite loudly: "MARCO!". I didn't bat an eye or miss a second. Yelled out in my loud baritone: "POLO!". A stand up comic right in the "zone", would've been happy with the laugh I got from that store fulla people. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (v5iqM) 216
Forget Maria, what killed any credibility for "West Side Story" for me is that there just aren't any Polish guys named Tony. That and gangs dancing. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw) 217
209 202 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (O5bec)
Seriously, my cleaning lady who is honest-to-goodness named Maria is here right now cleaning the apartment! Emmes truth. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw) I believe you! and I'm still laughing. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (O5bec) 218
BRAINZZZ
Posted by: Zombies at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (QQ+il) 219
Seriously, my cleaning lady who is honest-to-goodness named Maria is here right now cleaning the apartment!
Emmes truth. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw) Is she hot? You know somebody was gonna ask. Might as well be me. Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (Jcg9Q) 220
219 Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
I will not dignify that with a response. Oh, wait a second . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw) 221
cashmere ..
Posted by: Maria at May 12, 2017 03:48 PM (QQ+il) 222
Gainzz threads are my second favorite, right after the ones where you describe your tumecence.
Posted by: Dudebro at May 12, 2017 03:48 PM (0K/uv) 223
Dick Status: Plump and Bouncy.
Once you get to be *29 you can't expect it to be like a lead bar in your pants too often anymore. Posted by: DaveA (It's RootCanalThursday - drill baby drill) at May 12, 2017 03:49 PM (FhXTo) 224
Yup, middle name. I have a Rita Maria sister. Eye-talian.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:49 PM (O5bec) Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 12, 2017 03:49 PM (DpOmP) Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (Ot7+c) 227
222 Gainzz threads are my second favorite, right after the ones where you describe your tumecence.
Posted by: Dudebro at May 12, 2017 03:48 PM (0K/uv) "Choom essence? Wha . . .? - - Former President and Hawaiian Stoner Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw) 228
207 All 3 of the girls in my family are named Maria, as is my mother.
______________________________ (On telephone) Hello. Is Maria there? No. Well then, can I speak to Maria? No. Well then, can I speak to Maria? Hold on. I'll get her. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (4AVeu) 229
226 I just discovered that if you eat bread, you gain weight.
Not all of us Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (Ot7+c) "Babka I'm a Want You" - - David Gates Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw) 230
Well, the underlings didn't get immunity. Those who did get immunity are potential material witnesses to the crimes of the underlings. Bring the immunized in for a few chats about the underlings and go from there. I understand it is a crime to "lie" to an FBI investigator. Maybe an underling or two is sacrificed by the immunized. Maybe one of the immunized recycles a provable lie subject to the Scooter Libby treatment. And this time the immunized don't get to serve as each others attorneys. And transcripts are kept. May not get convictions, but the damage is done.
Also look into making Bar complaints against the attorneys who concocted the bullshit one-way immunity agreements. Others will get the point. Most of all: have fun. Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (hKi6n) 231
I'm not yet tired of gainzzzzzz.
But I did work toward gainzzzzzz today so I think a nap is deserved. Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (VdICR) 232
221. ....outside, how 'bout dat?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (TwwWO) 233
The Clinton Foundation should be the target.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (/BXzQ) 234
* fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (C52a9) 235
228 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (4AVeu)
Does she work at the law firm of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Murphy and Schwartz? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (mbhDw) 236
Tumescence usually refers to the normal
engorgement with blood (vascular congestion) of the erectile tissues, marking sexual excitation and possible readiness for sexual activity. ** Awesome new word of the day! Thank you. Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (WLK0w) 237
Seriously, my cleaning lady who is honest-to-goodness named Maria is here right now cleaning the apartment!
Emmes truth. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw) ............. Maria is wearing a French maid outfit? How diverse! Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 03:52 PM (qUNWi) 239
There are still 6 minutes before this post is due to appear.
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 03:52 PM (EoAgi) 240
Does she work at the law firm of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Murphy and Schwartz?
___________________ Exactly. ![]() Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (4AVeu) 241
That and gangs dancing. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw) It's a little known fact that in the late 50s and early 60s street gangs held vicious but well choreographed dance offs to determine who's territory it was Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (493sH) 242
Put me in the DJT should've pushed lame duck Obama hard enough that he pardoned everyone, including himself, the Clintons, their minions and the GOPe weasels you know are in those e-mail headers.
Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (FhXTo) 243
237
Maria is wearing a French maid outfit? How diverse! Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (HgMAr) She's shorter than Robert B. Reichhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-uh, but Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia is a helluva lot nicer. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (mbhDw) 244
Deep Thought: What a quandary it would be for some people if eating bread made you fat but it also increased the size of your penis.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (/BXzQ) 245
Tumescence usually refers to the normal
engorgement with blood (vascular congestion) of the erectile tissues, marking sexual excitation and possible readiness for sexual activity. "Possible readiness" meaning morning wood is worthless. Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (qUNWi) 246
So Vox has an article up saying that Comey deserved to be fired and liberals should cool their jets, there'll be real reasons to make Pence the President later. (Click my name for the link, I didn't feel like fiddling with TinyURL).
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (3J/LN) 247
Does she work at the law firm of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Murphy and Schwartz?
Goldstein, Goldstein, Goldstein and Goldstein aren't partners yet. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+) 248
Anybody hoping the brazillionaire Musk who's digging under LA for his personal tunnel hits something spectacularly disastrous?
Not wishing for a loss of life disaster, just something that wasn't supposed to be in the way that is more than a concealable hiccup. Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (UmSfZ) 249
216---That and gangs dancing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw) -------------------------- Well, I could buy the Puerto Ricans dancing. The Anglos? Not so much! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (0jtPF) 250
213 Gainzzz food thread
I just discovered that if you eat bread, you gain weight. I did not know that. Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (NvI3P) Not if you take this little supplement! You can eat all the carbs you want the pounds will just melt off!! And if you call now we will DOUBLE your order!!! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (O5bec) 251
Speaking of Maria, from 1973, before you were born. Remember kids? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdBvTvxHy7E Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (mbhDw) 252
174 Are the Dems done with #icecreamgate?
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (a0IVu) ++++ For the moment, perhaps. But, given the right kind of hook, they will resurrect it. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (R+30W) Just read the sidebar link to a CBS story citing "source" at FBI claims that Trump IS being investigated for his Russian ties. That many in the FBI are very upset that Comey was fired. That the FBI agents are keeping "their head down and forging ahead with an investigation that is heating up". That Trump is lying when he says that Comey told him three times he wasn't being investigated. Because he is. There are a lot of frustrated fiction writers posing as journalists. And they feel right at home at Dan Rather's school of fantasy accusation news creation. Posted by: Jen the original at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (bJ+bK) 253
GAINZZZ
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (RhmeP) 254
I don't like having a choice on thread posting. Why do we have a choice on thread posting? We never had a choice before on thread posting. I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
Something bad must be happening. Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (Sfs6o) 255
Not if you take this little supplement! You can eat all the carbs you want the pounds will just melt off!!
I swear by Dietmeth. Posted by: Toothless Skeleton in Kentucky at May 12, 2017 03:55 PM (QQ+il) 256
Anybody hoping the brazillionaire Musk who's digging under LA for his personal tunnel hits something spectacularly disastrous?
Not wishing for a loss of life disaster, just something that wasn't supposed to be in the way that is more than a concealable hiccup. The crack that sends the west coast into the ocean?? Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 03:55 PM (PCof0) 257
OT:
Send aliens modern messages of Earth's equality and diversity, say scientists http://preview.tinyurl.com/k3dxe4p Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2017 03:55 PM (rUIbB) 258
Short is good. But the tops of your cabinets won't get very clean.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (HgMAr) 259
Once you're a Jet you're a Jet to the end.....
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (qUNWi) 260
I'd complain about the Gainzz threads but I'd rather not have Ace kick sand in my face reenacting those Charles Atlas comics from my youth. You know what happens when they go from 97 lb weakling to "Mac". "Listen here. I'd smash your face....only you're so skinny you might dry up and blow away."
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (g9d8D) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (O5bec) 262
He'll surprise us with a Friday chess thread, or maybe even a rogue gardening thread tonight!
The possibilities for non-conformity are breathtaking. YOLO! Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:57 PM (4AVeu) 263
258 Short is good. But the tops of your cabinets won't get very clean.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (HgMAr) She levitates. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:57 PM (mbhDw) 264
Threads most often get to be whatever everyone wants them to be
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:57 PM (Ot7+c) 265
Somehow when I think of Hillary's conduct being "revisited", I'm reminded of the scene in "Evita" where Eva Person is complaining to a Spanish Admiral--Eva says, "A whore, they called me a whore."
And the Admiral replies, "I've not been out to sea for years, but they still call me a sailor." Why does that scene come to mind when I think of the Pantsuit Princess? Posted by: Old White Male at May 12, 2017 03:57 PM (Sda6L) 266
Goldstein, Goldstein, Goldstein and Goldstein aren't partners yet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+) I'm sure that joke was done a lot but I remember on a 3 Stooges bit a guy answered the phone with a pronounced accent saying, Goldberg, Goldstein, Goldblatt and O'Brien. O'Brien shpeakingk. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH) 267
Not if you take this little supplement! You can eat
all the carbs you want the pounds will just melt off!! And if you call now we will DOUBLE your order!!! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (O5bec) _________________ Forgive me for being kinda skeptical of eating and supplement advice from someone that goes by the nic Cannibal Bob. Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (UmSfZ) 268
Something bad must be happening.
Hollywood held hostage by hackers? The World Wide Web of Internet being hacked by hackers using tools stolen from the NSA? Im po see blee! (Obscure quote from Babylon AD) "You would have to have a nuke to kill me!") Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (NvI3P) 269
A lot of Spanish names like Dolores, Mercedes, Soledad, Lupe (Guadalupe,) Pilar, etc. are middle names that follow Maria. Or at least they began that way.
Maria Dolores= Mary of sorrows Maria Mercedes= Mary of mercy Maria Soledad= Mary of solitude (often contracted to Marisol.) etc. etc. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (0jtPF) 270
Deep Thought: What a quandary it would be for some people if eating bread made you fat but it also increased the size of your penis.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (/BXzQ) ........... Still can't see it. Posted by: guy with a beer gut at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (HgMAr) 271
I think we all have something to GAINZZZ from your GAINZZZ threads.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (VgThI) 272
254 I don't like having a choice on thread posting. Why do we have a choice on thread posting? We never had a choice before on thread posting. I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
Something bad must be happening. Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (Sfs6o) ++++ Don't worry. It's just the appearance of choice. ![]() Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 03:59 PM (R+30W) 273
Leon Panetta: "President Obama lied when he told Israel that the Iran deal would stop them from getting Nukes."
http://www.dailywire.com/news/5540/obamas-former-defense-secretary-yeah-we-lied-hank-berrien Left unsaid: "...but it was only to kikes, so who cares, really?" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+) 274
" . . .She's the sunlight when my, skies are gray, She treats me so right, lady, take me away, Mar--EEEEEEEEE-a I love you!" B.W. Stevenson, 1973 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:59 PM (mbhDw) 275
I just got a steroid shot in my shoulder joint for tendinitis. Has killed my gainzzzz. Cant even sleep at night. Sucks.
and surprisingly enough, upping my tequila intake as physical therapy to kill the inflammation did nothing to help. wtf? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:00 PM (O5bec) 276
A short Mexican gal in a French maid outfit who levitates?
What a score! No wonder you hang around while she's working. Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 04:01 PM (HgMAr) 277
I know your all dreaming, but nothing, nothing will be done about the Clinton's. You think the firestorm about the firing of the FBI director would set off the MSN. Anything done to hurt the Clinton's would really set off the MSM. and not in a nice way. I think its best to let the dead horse lay their.
Posted by: Colin at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (kSzsx) 278
269 A lot of Spanish names like Dolores, Mercedes, Soledad, Lupe (Guadalupe,) Pilar, etc. are middle names that follow Maria. Or at least they began that way.
Maria Dolores= Mary of sorrows Maria Mercedes= Mary of mercy Maria Soledad= Mary of solitude (often contracted to Marisol.) etc. etc. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (0jtPF) Thanks. I didn't know that. Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (xjiRE) 279
"The upleeeeeeeeenk codes!"
-Maria Conchita Alonso Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+) 280
O'Brien shpeakingk.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH) _________________________ Dude can type with a Yiddish accent. Now that's talent. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (4AVeu) Posted by: rd at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (XSEwK) 282
For some reason I'm craving a carnitas sammich on a baguette.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (UmSfZ) 283
Maria Conchita? Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (44gVn) 284
Jesus Del Gado means Jesus of the Cat.
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (qUNWi) Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (u0s1P) 286
Obama did a lot of damage.
Trump is going to be lifting up rugs and finding turds all over DC. Seriously, would like to see a lot more firings, and prosecutions. The price of real estate in the inner ring suburbs needs to drop, precipitously. Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (xVRrG) 287
I never got the refried beans thing. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (O5bec) 288
Second First!
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (Ot7+c) 289
Post the Gainzzz thread. I have a MAJOR contribution but have to duck out in a few minutes.
Posted by: scofflaw_x at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (y9ZJX) 290
Or second forth
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c) Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (qUNWi) 292
277 I know your all dreaming, but nothing, nothing will be done about the Clinton's. You think the firestorm about the firing of the FBI director would set off the MSN. Anything done to hurt the Clinton's would really set off the MSM. and not in a nice way. I think its best to let the dead horse lay their.
Posted by: Colin at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (kSzsx) ++++ I think Trump has made the calculation that any serious attempt to go after Clinton, Inc. would mean he would have to give up some of his other goals for his presidency. You can only do so much, and getting the Clintons would require a lot of time and effort, and more importantly, political capital. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (R+30W) 293
I love refried beans in my burritos
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c) 294
287. It's a way of using up the leftovers, or was, originally.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (TwwWO) 295
Hey Sous is French, I think, for zombies. Down under. Might mean Australians. I'm not a linguist.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (NvI3P) 296
(With apologies to Muldoon)
There once was a girl named Maria Who was totally committed to sharia She lived in her boat With an old Islamic goat Now they both have Arabic gonorrhea. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (4AVeu) 297
I don't really understand the gainz thing. Is it about weight loss?
Are y'all a support group or something? Is there really a need to talk about this stuff? Or did I totally misunderstand something here? Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (TOk1P) 298
294 287. It's a way of using up the leftovers, or was, originally.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (TwwWO) Makes sense. I imagine heres other dishes that started that way also. huh. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:07 PM (O5bec) 299
287 I never got the refried beans thing. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (O5bec) Yeah, can't they just fry them longer instead of frying them twice? Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 04:07 PM (xjiRE) Posted by: WaitingForMartel at May 12, 2017 04:07 PM (VpBSr) 301
I have agreed to appoint special prosecutors to investigate possible ties between the Russian government and my recent campaign.
They are: Maxine Waters Corrine Brown Anthony Weiner mazeltov Posted by: Donny Two scoops at May 12, 2017 04:07 PM (326rv) 302
yeesh, this ransomware thing
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (oEFUY) 303
Potato pancakes are a pretty good leftover solution.
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (qUNWi) 304
Maria Soledad= Mary of solitude (often contracted to Marisol.)
One of my favorite names, Marisol. Put a girl by that name in a book (sort of, she's dead when the story starts). I think it goes back to the really cute, deadpan, cynical Marisol on Colin Quinn's MTV Game Show Remote Control. She got replaced later by the equally hot but not as funny Kari Wuhrer. I loved Marisol for being the opposite of the usual Game Show cutie, she was contemptuous toward Quinn, mocked the contestants, looked bored constantly. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+) 305
Donny Two Scoops.
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I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec) That would be like running into a Milwaukee bowling alley and only one fat guy turning around when you yelled out "'Ski!!" Posted by: Minuteman at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (A3b6q) 307
Is there really a need to talk about this stuff? Our old fiend Lincolntf found out the hard that you never speak ill or question Teh Gainzzz. Ace don't play. And NEVER argue Carbs with Ace. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (44gVn) 308
Let's see, that's two homonym errors, fragments, proper noun pluralization error, a mixed metaphor, and spelling and punctuation issues. Colin, are you posting drunk? By drunk I mean above Horde-mandatory .12.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (eXSOZ) 309
(Click my name for the link, I didn't feel like fiddling with TinyURL).
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (3J/LN) Oh ... what a good idea. I think I'll steal that. Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (EoAgi) 310
294 It's a way of using up the leftovers, or was, originally.
_______________ So leftover refried beans would be refried refried beans? You see, I've never had "once-fried" beans so I'm a little confused. Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (UmSfZ) 311
I think Trump has made the calculation that any serious attempt to go after Clinton, Inc. would mean he would have to give up some of his other goals for his presidency. You can only do so much, and getting the Clintons would require a lot of time and effort, and more importantly, political capital.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous ______ Probably true. I'd honestly rather have real goals accomplished like a secure border than I would seeing Hillary lose her law license and some slap on the wrist. Posted by: Maritime at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (h1Tob) 312
GAINZZZ!!!!
Posted by: Hanzo at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (2oBxT) 313
I don't really understand the gainz thing. Is it about weight loss?
Are y'all a support group or something? Is there really a need to talk about this stuff? Or did I totally misunderstand something here? Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (TOk1P) I do understand the Venezuela diet works. 75% of the people who have tired it have lost an average of 19 pounds....I don't have the book, but you probably can Google for it. Posted by: Colin at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM (kSzsx) 314
Anything done to hurt the Clinton's would really set off the MSM. and not in a nice way.
==================== THat's what the whole last 5 months have been about. The MSM/deep state is telling trump loud and clear that if he goes for the Clintons/CGI/DNC slush funds, they will go hyperinsane. Now, Trumps a smart smart man. He knows that's their card. He knows that card can get overplayed. There's only so much hysteria the public will react to and only so much hysteria the media can sustain. Its like the parable of the boiling frog in reverse. Once the water is really boiling, and had been boiling for a while, it gets boring to watch. Nothing new is happening. That'll take another few months. Then he has sessions collect cankles. Bust up CGI and indict Chelsea just for good measure. Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM (xVRrG) 315
My favorite bean mixture is one can refried beans and one can pinto beans combined, good in burritos or on the side.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM (6Ll1u) 316
I never got the refried beans thing. Just sayin'.
Don't know why they are called "re-fried". They were never fried to begin with. The leftovers are pureed. Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM (PCof0) 317
290 Or second forth
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c) Fifth Third Bank. Now what rocket scientist came up with that moniker? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw) 318
So leftover refried beans would be refried refried beans?
You see, I've never had "once-fried" beans so I'm a little confused. Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (UmSfZ) *ponders* this is the kind of thinking outside the box that I come here for. multi tier thinking. I'll get back to you IP. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (O5bec) 319
I do understand the Venezuela diet works. 75% of the people who have tired it have lost an average of 19 pounds
_______________________________ Back in the 70s, that was the Khmer Rouge diet. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (4AVeu) 320
PSA: Veggies secretly want to kill you. Stay away.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (RhmeP) 321
Fifth Third Bank. Now what rocket scientist came up with that moniker?
for the last time it's rocket surgeon. Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:12 PM (UmSfZ) 322
Let's see, that's two homonym errors, fragments,
proper noun pluralization error, a mixed metaphor, and spelling and punctuation issues. Colin, are you posting drunk? By drunk I mean above Horde-mandatory .12. Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (eXSOZ) Are you the punctuation Nazi now?? I don't rite to impress. sorry. Posted by: Colin at May 12, 2017 04:12 PM (kSzsx) 323
Refried beans aren't even fried once.
Frijoles refritos = dried beans mashed and slowly baked with lard and spices until they break down into goo. Refritos means "well-fried" although they aren't fried at all. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:12 PM (39g3+) 324
IMHO, the new FBI guy will go hog wild on the Clinton Crime and Money Laundering Syndicate masquerading as a charitable foundation. Wouldn't be surprised to see a real IRS team in there too.
Trump will go after the Clintons where it hurts, their wallets. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 04:12 PM (npdX6) Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (NvI3P) 326
Is there really a need to talk about this stuff?
------------------------------------------------------- Our old fiend Lincolntf found out the hard that you never speak ill or question Teh Gainzzz. Ace don't play. And NEVER argue Carbs with Ace. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (44gVn) Lincolntf, did he argue about carbs, or was he making fun of Gabe's truck? I thought it had more to do with the truck. Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (TOk1P) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (mbhDw) 328
I think Trump has made the calculation that any serious attempt to go after Clinton, Inc. would mean he would have to give up some of his other goals for his presidency. You can only do so much, and getting the Clintons would require a lot of time and effort, and more importantly, political capital.
Then hire one DOJ lawyer. Give him the necessary authority. Have him prosecute her on the "No intent necessary" slam dunk classified memo shit. Outta 33,000 emails, I'll settle for 150 years. Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (PCof0) Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (UmSfZ) 330
297 I don't really understand the gainz thing. Is it about weight loss?
Are y'all a support group or something? Is there really a need to talk about this stuff? Or did I totally misunderstand something here? Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (TOk1P) ++++ In the broadest sense, it's about self-improvement. But, the GAINZZZ thread usually focuses most on improving health through diet and exercise. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (R+30W) 331
yeesh, this ransomware thing
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (oEFUY) ............ Had a computer at work hit with it. Corrupted all the PDF's, drawings, JPEG's, etc. Luckily it didn't recognize the AutoCAD .bak files so we could just rename them all to .dwg and VOILA! F you ransomeware. Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (HgMAr) 332
Sometimes you have to eat that sht sandwich. In this case, it's FAB getting off scott-free.
But I don't see why we couldn't get Mills and Abadeen. Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (XQX5L) 333
Fifth Third Bank. Now what rocket scientist came up with that moniker?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw) Fifth Bank merged with Third National, or something like that, and became 'Fifth Third'. I remember reading about it years ago. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU) 334
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Maria Conchita? Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (44gVn) ----------------------------- Conchita is a nickname for either Consuelo or Concepcion. Maria Consuelo= Mary of consolation Maria Concepcion= Mary of the (Immaculate) Conception In MC Alonzo's case, its the latter, although the former (Consuelo) is a much more common name. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (0jtPF) 335
You can home make refried beans with any canned beans (I think pintos work best). Put some kind of grease in, bacon grease works well but butter or margarine can do. Add onion powder, salt, pepper, cumin, and a little bit of red pepper. Mash the beans as they cook with a potato masher, until you get a paste. They're really good that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+) 336
333 Fifth Third Bank. Now what rocket scientist came up with that moniker?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw) Fifth Bank merged with Third National, or something like that, and became 'Fifth Third'. I remember reading about it years ago. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU) Change the damned name!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw) 337
Would it be a problem for the non-GAINZZZers if I did that one next?
I am just as happy to ignore it now as I would be later. Scrolling down is just about all the exercise I get in a day. Posted by: Crabby Old Bat at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (ZVKoE) 338
Ok Lunch. Shark steak. Luego
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (O5bec) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw) 340
315 My favorite bean mixture is one can refried beans and one can pinto beans combined, good in burritos or on the side.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM ( My favorite is frying the beans in bacon fat. Sun vista pinto beans work well if you don't want to cook your own beans. Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (Ri/rl) Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (3myMJ) 342
I'd honestly rather have real goals accomplished like a secure border than I would seeing Hillary lose her law license and some slap on the wrist.
When one photo of daddy's workspace gets a sailor ten years no questions asked, Hill should do a hundred easy for her 33,000 emails. Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (PCof0) 343
I just want her stripped naked and made to march around Washington D.C. area as we all chant "Shame! Shame!" and throw things like rotten fruit and fecal matter at her.
Posted by: southdakotaboy at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (JaJ3u) 344
I don't rite to impress. sorry.
I was just ribbing you. Though I was impressed, actually. Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:16 PM (eXSOZ) 345
332 Sometimes you have to eat that sht sandwich. In this case, it's FAB getting off scott-free.
But I don't see why we couldn't get Mills and Abadeen. Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (XQX5L) The idea is to roll up everybody under them and their uncles. Nothing focuses the mind like a long stay in a tiny cell. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:16 PM (mbhDw) 346
335 You can home make refried beans with any canned beans (I think pintos work best). Put some kind of grease in, bacon grease works well but butter or margarine can do. Add onion powder, salt, pepper, cumin, and a little bit of red pepper. Mash the beans as they cook with a potato masher, until you get a paste. They're really good that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+) That does sound good. Most of the restaurant variety are bland mush. Even here in AZ it seems. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:16 PM (O5bec) 347
Fifth Bank merged with Third National, or something like that, and became 'Fifth Third'. I remember reading about it years ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU) Change the damned name!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton Eighth Bank! Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:16 PM (PCof0) 348
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Jinx. Sun vista work the best. Bacon grease and garlic salt. Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (Ri/rl) 349
People react badly to lard but its really, really good for cooking and baking. It adds flavor and texture you can't get with shortening or any other substitute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+) 350
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (TOk1P)
++++ In the broadest sense, it's about self-improvement. But, the GAINZZZ thread usually focuses most on improving health through diet and exercise. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (R+30W) Which... I think you just covered. Eat better. Exercise. Aren't we pretty much done at this point? Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (TOk1P) Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (3QpTi) 352
I just want her stripped naked and made to march around area as we all chant "Shame! Shame!" and throw things like rotten fruit and fecal matter at her. _____________ Sounds like any saturday night in Detroit. Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (UmSfZ) 353
I'm in talks to open up a string of Paste Burrito food trucks. The guys making the burritos will be naked for sanitary purposes. Don't want any of the clothes smegma getting in the food.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (npdX6) 354
So kid is taking an AP test today that was supposed to end at 4 pm. It's almost 4:30 and no kids are done yet, it seems.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (RhmeP) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+) 356
Then hire one DOJ lawyer. Give him the necessary authority.
Have him prosecute her on the "No intent necessary" slam dunk classified memo shit. Outta 33,000 emails, I'll settle for 150 years. Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (PCof0) ++++ That's what I thought he would do as soon as his AG was in place: appoint a special prosecutor to go after Clinton. That way, he could say it wasn't a political vendetta, since he would keep the process in the hands of the SP. But, since that hasn't happened so far, I don't think it will. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (R+30W) 357
"I just want her stripped naked and made to march around Washington D.C. "
She can't march far enough. We'll stake her up on a flatbed and drive her through town at 2 miles an hour. Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (3myMJ) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (B+qrE) 359
Some inaccuracy in sidebar posts:
California students were suspended for liking instagram posts, not facebook. NC school yearbook recalled due to "Build the Wall", not "MAGA". Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (eAZVt) 360
GAINNNZZZZ thread is up but Ace used the TARDIS to post it so it's linked *before* this one ... I'm starting to get lonely over there.
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (EoAgi) 361
It keeps getting better. Now the Dens are "demanding" all "tapes" of the Comey conversations and any written correspondence in the "illegal firing of Comey... Yeah, They'll be getting right on that...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (npdX6) Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (3myMJ) 364
Lincolntf ramped up the condescension, treated Ace like he was a child because (in LincolnTF's opinion) it's carbs-in, carbs-out, end of story.
Wasn't the first time, and guy had a nasty side that popped out a couple times before that. Like the "ha ha your confederate grandmothers got raped by Yankees and liked it" thing he rolled out one ONT. Yikes. Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (eXSOZ) 365
People react badly to lard but its really, really good for cooking and baking. It adds flavor and texture you can't get with shortening or any other substitute.
Exactly. Reacting badly? Only if you consider eating bread and blowing up like a zeppelin is bad.... Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (PCof0) 366
Is lard jus pigs fat or is it processed?
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (RhmeP) 367
I had two scoops.
Posted by: Captain Queeg at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (wPiJc) 368
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)
Change the damned name!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw) Yeah, it almost borders on 'math'. And my understanding is that there will be no math on this blog. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (8iiMU) 369
I always use Sun Vista beans, even in my chili.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (6Ll1u) 370
My problem with special prosecutors is that they are limitless in power and budget, and stay in place until they get a scalp. No matter whose scalp, or if its remotely related to the case at hand. They aren't any good at actually getting who they are put in place to prosecute, and get out of control taking years and hundreds of millions to get some nobody just to claim victory and justify their work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+) 371
Gainz... that's what we used to feed Chelsea when she was a puppy
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (DpOmP) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 04:21 PM (npdX6) 373
Lincolntf ramped up the condescension, treated Ace like he was a child because (in LincolnTF's opinion) it's carbs-in, carbs-out, end of story.
Wasn't the first time, and guy had a nasty side that popped out a couple times before that. Like the "ha ha your confederate grandmothers got raped by Yankees and liked it" thing he rolled out one ONT. Yikes. Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (eXSOZ) Oh, so he really did get asked to leave because of a carbs argument? I thought that was a joke. Because yeah, he was a pretty nasty nevertrumper, so I just figured he was on that same list with a bunch of other former AoSHQ commenters. Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (TOk1P) 374
Yes, and recalling the yearbook because it said "Build the wall" is going to convince the student who put that as well as any students who know him/her and agree with it to immediately change their POV. Great idea!/sarc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (fDdVG) 375
My grandfather came to the USA, from Denmark, through Ellis Island. I'd love to go there and find his name in the books. He wanted to become American, he loved this nation, he learned the language mostly on his own (use used to use catalogs and ask the English word for stuff in it from fellow railroad workers). Most immigrants in the past wanted to be American, that's why they come here. Now they just want goodies.
What changed? When grandpa Hans G Hansen came to the USA, the only goodies were freedom, space, and opportunity. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+) CRT- You don't have to go to Ellis Island.. You can find your grandpa's paperwork on the Ellis Island website (and also through Ancestry.com). I found the logbooks for the entire danish side of my family that came over through Ellis Island in the early 1900s- my grandma was about 2, and she and her 5 sisters and brothers are listed. I got a copy of the log and a picture of the ship they were on framed as a gift for my dad. Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (CLKfs) 376
Lard is rendered.
Ma would mix lard, vanilla, and powdered sugar until fluffy for a nearly Hostess like filling in her cupcakes. Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (UmSfZ) 377
Lard is pig fat that is steamed or boiled and then the fat collected and packaged. It sounds nasty but its wonderful stuff. It just got a really bad reputation a while back as being terrible for your health (its not).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+) 378
GAINZZZ thread has been moved to 4:24 so it's now after this one. I'm getting motion sickness from the TARDIS.
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 04:25 PM (EoAgi) 379
Nood Gainzzzzz up
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:26 PM (UmSfZ) 380
Well, up or down, depends on your time continuum
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:26 PM (UmSfZ) 381
LARD... it's what we should be dipping our bullets in... and make sure we tell the muzzies before hand... plus it lubricates...
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at May 12, 2017 04:27 PM (DpOmP) 382
377 Lard is pig fat that is steamed or boiled and then the fat collected and packaged. It sounds nasty but its wonderful stuff. It just got a really bad reputation a while back as being terrible for your health (its not).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+) The best French fries I've eaten are at the original hitching post restaurant. The owner told me they are good because they fry them in beef fat. Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2017 04:27 PM (Ri/rl) 383
plus it lubricates...
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at May 12, 2017 04:27 PM (DpOmP) Coconut oil. Look it up on youtube. Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 04:28 PM (EoAgi) 384
they are good because they fry them in beef fat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2017 04:27 PM (Ri/rl) mmm. beef talow Posted by: Homer at May 12, 2017 04:29 PM (DpOmP) 385
The best French fries I've eaten are at the original hitching post restaurant. The owner told me they are good because they fry them in beef fat.
McDonald's used to do that. They claim they changed in order to satisfy vegans and vegetarian demands but my guess is that it was just cheaper to go with vegetable oil. They don't taste as good as they used to. None of their food does. To keep costs down they keep going cheap on all their ingredients and they are just worse. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:31 PM (39g3+) 386
How many times can you fry a bean?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 04:40 PM (IqV8l) 387
Looking that up now, LASue. Unfortunately the site is having problems so I can't get the info I want right now
![]() Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+) 388
McDonald's used to do that. They claim they changed in order to satisfy
vegans and vegetarian demands but my guess is that it was just cheaper to go with vegetable oil. Corporate cowardice on display again. Why in the fuck would a hamburger joint want to cater to vegans for crying out loud. Posted by: LGoPs at May 12, 2017 04:43 PM (AtCmq) 389
Red Robin has this gay thing where they aren't serving melted butter with the broccoli because "dairy allergies". have to get margarine.
they have lots of cheeses and other dairy products so i call another dairy product on that, namely bullshit. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 05:03 PM (Qkvji) 390
NYC's Lincoln tunnel at a standstill
because NJ man stops his vehicle midway through to masturbate. DRUDGE Posted by: Under Fire Foreteller Of End Times at May 12, 2017 05:19 PM (LbnLf) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0709 seconds. |
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