aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Could the FBI Take a Second Look at Hillary and Huma Investigations, Now That Lynch's Fixer Has Been Fired?
Probably not, but I need a quick post while I write other ones, so let's just play a game of Let's Pretend and enjoy the idea of it.
Brian Weidner, a veteran former FBI agent, suggested both the case and the immunity deals struck during that investigation could be revisited. "I would be surprised if they did not review all the investigations regarding HRC and come up with [a] conclusion regarding prosecution. The statute of limitations hasn't come into play yet," he said in an email to Fox News. As for the immunity deals struck with key players in the Clinton orbit, he noted those deals are "with the government, so in theory it wouldn't change." However, he wrote, "a new AG and new director may take a good look at the entire case, and if anyone who received immunity did not live up to their agreement, like Huma [Abedin] with the classified documents on her computer, the deal is off and they are potential targets again."Question: I have a GAINZZZ thread ready to go but I know those are only appreciated by a subset of readers. I sort of want to do an early one today, because a lot of times the late ones are posted when people start going off-line. Would it be a problem for the non-GAINZZZers if I did that one next?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 02:58 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 02:58 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Joe Wilson at May 12, 2017 02:58 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (RuyTK)
I have no expectation of this, but it is nice to dream.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (dEQP3)
Eric Holder didn't get immunity.
Barack Obama didn't get immunity.
Koskinin, Val Jar
assign a special prosecutor to each and every one of them.
Posted by: DanMan at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (Ot7+c)
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24 38 19 49 6 23
Bet the farm on it! Trust me, I'm pre law. Or pre med. whichever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (HgMAr)
Was it 600K emails, because that *a lot* and given how Huma was at one time employed by the SoS, CGI and TENEO, she was usually the go-between for joint activities.
Oh, and by know what was on her laptop I also men "and prosecuted for whatever shenanigans it shows she was involved in".
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 03:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)"
True. She knows where so many bodies are buried, no one will come after her.
Posted by: vrf at May 12, 2017 03:02 PM (BoOqm)
Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at May 12, 2017 03:03 PM (HgMAr)
Obama, Clinton, and the rest all need to be indicted and mercilessly probed.
Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (2Mnv1)
Trump is going to toss the Beast into jail while eating two scoops of ice cream. Hell he might even have a third one for that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (ROIz5)
I could see Trump leaving it alone "for the god of the nation", but when the Dems went batshit ans Spill started joining Le Resistance, it became time to break the snake's neck.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (nWmg2)
the entire case, and if anyone who received immunity did not live up to
their agreement, like Huma [Abedin] with the classified documents on her
computer, the deal is off and they are potential targets again."
Pretty sure Huma's not the only one caught in lies since getting immunity.
If we can't get Hillary prosecuted, we need to at least have Cheryl Mills and Huma prosecuted for what they did.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (PY9jH)
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I'd like to hear more about this probing....
Posted by: Shep! at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (vg8iE)
NO PAIN NO GAIN
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (dX0ot)
Sure, go for it. I'll just step out and get some beer.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (Jcg9Q)
I was just at the gym wondering, "what happened to the GAINZZ threads?"
synchronicity
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (9krrF)
The immunity only holds if the person immunized does not violate the terms of their agreement.
In a sane world, Hillary, Obama, Lynch, Holder and all the rest would be swinging for what they did and are probably still doing at the Kalorama Kaliphate Kompound.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (WF5ei)
Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2017 03:04 PM (2Mnv1)
.............
We're in... except for Hillary.
Posted by: the Aliens at May 12, 2017 03:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:06 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 12, 2017 03:05 PM (9krrF)
Trump Grabbed Dolly Madison's Cherry. Film at 11.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Friendly Mr. Meat Hook at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Nh8W2)
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:06 PM (Ot7+c)
Who cares? They are so shrill, loud and ridiculous at this point. No one is believing them - most crucially, the PDT base.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Watery Bint at May 12, 2017 03:08 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:08 PM (UmSfZ)
You'd think by now Trump and Sessions would be so pissed at the Dems they'd make it a hobby.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (KP5rU)
Yeah, they ought to take a second look. Aren't they under Sessions? With everything that's going on he wants to restart the War on Drugs. WTF?
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (2d71x)
Because errybody 401k is just fine.
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (Ot7+c)
I got some gainzzz, probably not later. Two scoops of ice cream in my future.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:10 PM (HTdUD)
Me to the IRS: Ya know, I'd love to talk with you about those $$$ back taxes I haven't paid, but I just don't feel like it.
IRS(GOPe): M'kay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (qeUgm)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)
Less than cooperative? Isn't that what they've been even *with* "immunity"?
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2017 03:12 PM (ewSN2)
Um, boss. It IS your blog after all.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 03:12 PM (PCof0)
Sure, open up a fresh Hillary probe. There's a helluva lot more 'there' than there is with Russian hookers peeing on a bed.
Plus these jack asses need a kick in the teeth. With extreme prejudice.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:13 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 12, 2017 03:13 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:13 PM (39g3+)
You know the score, pal; you're not a cop, you're little people.
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 12, 2017 03:14 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (kD8Fh)
Fat [x]
Dumb [x]
HVAC [x]
Cable [x]
iPhone [x]
That's all that matters.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:14 PM (2d71x)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 03:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nicolae Ceausescu at May 12, 2017 03:14 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: brak at May 12, 2017 03:15 PM (3YTlB)
Plus these jack asses need a kick in the teeth. With extreme prejudice.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:13 PM (HTdUD)
Well there goes lunch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:15 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:15 PM (Ot7+c)
Me to the IRS: Ya know, I'd love to talk with you about those $$$ back taxes I haven't paid, but I just don't feel like it.
IRS(GOPe): M'kay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)
It won't happen. This is why the shithead Democrats like to put black women in charge of things (at least as figureheads). No Republican wants anything to do with putting Loretta Lynch or Susan Rice on the hot seat and publicly grill them. Can you imagine what the media would make of Trey Gowdy and his Southern drawl having the temerity to talk 'down' to Lynch and Rice?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 03:15 PM (7uYFy)
Mine would be Donna Mills
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (Ot7+c)
*OFF*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It's extremists like you that add to the stigma of menstruation and why I had to shrink into the bathroom with my backpack -- too mortified and stigmatized to carry menstrual items in my purse.
*sobs*
Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (WmgTn)
Posted by: grace at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (tX45p)
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Are you quite sure of this, Comrade?
*airbrushed to correct the correction correctly*
Posted by: Nicolae Ceausescu at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (v5iqM)
It won't happen. This is why the shithead Democrats like to put black women in charge of things (at least as figureheads). No Republican wants anything to do
Who are the shitheads?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (nN3W/)
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (1BQGO)
By the size of her ass a 30 galloner. A day
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (493sH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (KP5rU)
(She strikes me as a triple scooper.)
She's a Tubber.
The entire tub.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (PCof0)
Who are the shitheads?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (IqV8l)
I know what you mean. But that's baked in the cake, isn't it?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (7uYFy)
I heard without seeing the screen the statement about the illegal gangs swept up in the last 6 weeks and "The Justice Department is not going to continue looking the other way" That was a nice jab at Barky and probably Dubya and slick Willy as well.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (eASYU)
freezing her school lunch initiative. Has she weighed in on the ice
cream scandal yet? (She strikes me as a triple scooper.)
Sucks to have your legacy undone, especially when you're an unelected FLOTUS pushing policy that had serious monetary implications.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: T at May 12, 2017 03:18 PM (IKdzI)
Its hard to tell if they have been cooperative or not... or the FBI just isn't even trying to dig into the story. With Lynch at the top you knew it wasn't going anywhere. Plus, Clinton's appointees were still there through all of the Bush administration, and Obama has been hiring and firing for 8 years so who knows how motivated they are.
Supposedly at least some FBI employees have been replacing their "avatar" image on Twitter with Comey's picture. I consider that helpful for Donald Trump to identify and fire the deep staters in Justice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (39g3+)
It's extremists like you that add to the stigma of menstruation and why I had to shrink into the bathroom with my backpack -- too mortified and stigmatized to carry menstrual items in my purse.
*sobs*
Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (HTdUD)
---
and the award for the most empathic menstuator goes to....
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (PNcou)
*OFF*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)
That's why I cut the cord. Turn on TV and it's garbage then turn it off. So I'm not going to pay them to make me turn off the TV any more.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (2d71x)
Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at May 12, 2017 03:16 PM (HTdUD)
..........
Not buying it. If you're anything like Mom you had menopause 5 years ago.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (HgMAr)
I love this. Sharks become protected. Sharks f_ck like crazy. New sharks appear. Ten years after protection, great white sharks make beaches in California unusable.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HTdUD)
--
Maybe she should be asked to open her own personal pocketbook and reimburse all the school districts who have lost taxpayer $$ hand over fist with her shitty lunches.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (+FSld)
And I am sure low-carb alcohol suggestions would be a hit too!
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (WF5ei)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (kTF2Z)
I'm not saying she eats all Ben and Jerry can make but she's got them working three shifts.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (YRHbj)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
It a tie!
Shep! Anderson! Come on up!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 03:21 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:21 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Suck it! at May 12, 2017 03:21 PM (ats44)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HTdUD)
Good. If the great whites consume a few of them Kally scum, even better.
*no offense to Kally 'rons and 'ettes meant*
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: The Great Whites at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (YRHbj)
Fuck that noise back to the stone age.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (udajc)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (88jeI)
*Yes, Obama would lean on them if they didn't go along, so it was about as voluntary as military duty, but in theory it was up to the schools.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+)
Hillary is about 70 years old. I guarantee she hit menopause more than five years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QM5S2)
___________
We could be a duet!
Posted by: Ace's Little Harmonica at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:09 PM (2d71x)
++++
The War on Drugs is part of Trump's justification for the need to enforce our borders. Stop the cartels from importing drugs and the violence that goes with it.
Personally, I would prefer it if the DOJ took more of a hands off approach to in-state use and trafficking of mj in states that have legalized it.
There is also a sidebar item about a related issue:
Sessions' office releases memo to all 94 US attorneys calling for reversal of Holder-era policy.
That policy? Selective enforcement of the law. [CBD]
The DOJ under Trump/Sessions is going to enforce federal law. All of them; even the ones we don't like.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, but there was a time when the sitting President of the US was the most powerful of all. Trump is daily treated like shit and it says a lot about the fucked up times in which we live that an old hag ex-First Lady, wife of a corrupt and impeached ex-president is deemed 'untouchable" and the current duly -elected President who VANQUISHED her ( thus ensuring that HCWNBPOTUS is treated like a usurper to the throne.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (XQX5L)
Drain the swamp.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (2d71x)
You have to produce information, and answer question... and if you LIE, the deal if off...
Every single one of those who were granted immunity, have lied.... and we have proof they lied...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HTdUD)
Better send in the Jets they can take care of them or at least do a fruity dance routine on the beach
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (KP5rU)
school lunch edible by freezing her school lunch initiative. Has she
weighed in on the ice cream scandal yet? (She strikes me as a triple
scooper.)
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (1BQGO)
She needs to STFU. Her brats had chef-prepared gourmet meals at Sidwell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (PY9jH)
Which is fine but I'd focus on it more as a national security and border issue, not as a drug issue.
And Sessions has a lot on his plate, so going after states for pot sales etc should be down with when he's going to get his shoes polished.
Fast & Furious is still out there needing attention. Heads should roll for that one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)
Folks 'round here are tastier. Too bad we have no salt, so you can't visit. Nyah Nyah!
Posted by: The Great Lakes at May 12, 2017 03:26 PM (ul9CR)
Better send in the Jets they can take care of them or at least do a fruity dance routine on the beach
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (493sH)
I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: The Great Whites at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (YRHbj)
Maybe. All we know from that is is that they are going to enforce federal drug laws. Session is old school like I said, he needs to update his focus to what needs doing now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (baYK5)
The whole thing was nothing but an organized crime in non-stop motion, for the entire eight years.
Lots of empty cells at Guantanamo. Let's put 'em to good use.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HTdUD)
..............
27 separate shark sightings on Wednesday (at least)
SoCal
https://tinyurl.com/kwpaltm
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 03:29 PM (xVRrG)
SoCal
It's the ones you DON'T see that should worry you...
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (UmSfZ)
Twice your own body weight?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu)
Damn right, I'm sick of you workout crazed right wingers fat shaming the rest of us!
Posted by: A. Schumer at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (jhuiU)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (WF5ei)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (mbhDw)
you're an unelected FLOTUS pushing policy that had serious monetary
implications.
Posted by: Lizzy'
Went to the library yesterday looking for some good biographies for kids to get them history the schools refuse to teach. At least a dozen on Barack Obama and half a dozen more on Michell Obama were in the section on famous Americans. So their accomplishments must be very great.
BTW, I took the opportunity to change a book that the library had highlighted by opening it and displaying vertically so it can be easily spotted by the young readers. Replaced a biography of Malcom X (which was typical of their selections) with one by Paul Revere. I am going to start doing this every time I'm there. I want those Stalinist librarians to know agents of Goldstein are everywhere.
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (1BQGO)
What they didn't count on was the population of Legal immigrants who objected to the idea of sanctuary city based on the premise that it devalued the process of LEGAL immigration, that they all had observed. And endured. And paid for.
And also, of course, the legal immigrants had serious safety concerns about allowing avowed criminals to nest in their midst.
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (WF5ei)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (HTdUD)
The whole thing was nothing but an organized crime in non-stop motion, for the entire eight years.
Lots of empty cells at Guantanamo. Let's put 'em to good use.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:28 PM (v5iqM)
This is where Sessions laser like focus should be.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (2d71x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 03:24 PM (fDdVG)
............
Yeah I meant Chelsea (unclear) who is 37 and would have been 32 when she had it. Bad joke?
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (HgMAr)
http://tinyurl.com/k64nmc8
You're welcome!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (y7DUB)
And I'm willing to share.was
Does it involve walking the dinosaur?
Posted by: Was (Not Was) at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (WLK0w)
Twice your own body weight?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (u0s1P)
Lol. I'm going a shark steak diet. Give 'em a state of their own medicine. Arm for an arm...so to speak.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (O5bec)
If he goes after the potheads, it will not be a popular move. The opiates are a real problem, though.
Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (eAZVt)
This anecdote demonstrates once again that the democong Virtue Signalers are a parochial, tunnel -visioned, regressive bunch.
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: XPO172 at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (1PDwB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: PHenry at May 12, 2017 03:34 PM (jhuiU)
The legal immigrants, who secure citizenship have ZERO love for the non-legal immigrants,
It's hardly rocket science. Except to democrats.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:34 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: IC
Must See TV
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 03:34 PM (zZb/S)
http://tinyurl.com/k64nmc8
You're welcome!
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (v5iqM)
Dammit I just cleaned this monitor this morning.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 12, 2017 03:34 PM (WF5ei)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:33 PM (0mRoj)
Considering some of the women I have been with, it does have its advantages, de temps en temps.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: piñata full of scorpions at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (nGgOW)
Posted by: kjl291 at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (U0Nwh)
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu)
You mean theres something wrong with imitating an injured seal when theres a shark in the water? Go figure.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (O5bec)
I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec)
We had an exchange student from Colombia spend a school year with us. Her name was Maria and so was her sister's.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: pinata full of scorpions at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (nGgOW)
Ooh, and you could possibly get to hear my dulcet tones . . .
On second thought, stick with the Gainz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu)
Is his name Brody?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (493sH)
However, now that Hillary is all #resistance! instead of quietly going away, I say lock her up.
Only downside is that we have to listen to the McMuffin's of the world go on about how locking up your opponents is what dictators do
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (mbhDw)
I can imagine.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
10 ft offshore? No, that's called a shark sashimi buffet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (udajc)
I can imagine.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (0mRoj)
Exactly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt)
Did she have a brother named Daryl and another brother named Daryl?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (493sH)
Posted by: 'Mad Max' Waters at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (HTdUD)
I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec)
We had an exchange student from Colombia spend a school year with us. Her name was Maria and so was her sister's.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt)
Exactly. I rest my case. Fake movie!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (O5bec)
to declare sanctuary status. The town supervisors thought it would be a
slam dunk due to the 2:1 advantage of donkey v GOP voters.
What they didn't count on was the population of Legal immigrants who
objected to the idea of sanctuary city based on the premise that it
devalued the process of LEGAL immigration, that they all had observed.
And endured. And paid for.
And also, of course, the legal immigrants had serious safety concerns about allowing avowed criminals to nest in their midst.
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:31 PM (kD8Fh)
***
This is because the liberal-statist believes that minorities are homogeneous subsets of fleshy robots that can't think for them selves.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:34 PM (HTdUD)
My family and many of my friends are legal immigrants. It angers us that the Marxists lump all of us in one bucket.
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)
Only downside is that we have to listen to the McMuffin's of the world go on about how locking up your opponents is what dictators do
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (rX06+)
"He's right about that."
- - Chilean Helicopter Tours SA
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (WLK0w)
Well they ARE masters of projection.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (WF5ei)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:32 PM (O5bec)
Oh please dear God NO!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: IC
...........
Sharks are after the turkeys.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (2Mnv1)
I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec)
Okay that made me laugh. Mostly because my cleaning lady, Maria, is here!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw)
Not if you lock them up too.
Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (C52a9)
Boy, if that were to happen, things would get very interesting.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (NvI3P)
Posted by: kallisto
Thank you for going through the process and knowing more about the American system of government than about 99% of American high school seniors.
No snark.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (a0IVu)
++++
For the moment, perhaps. But, given the right kind of hook, they will resurrect it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (C52a9)
184 *fap fap fap fap fap fap *
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (C52a9)
Impressively quick recovery time there.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj)
Did she have a brother named Daryl and another brother named Daryl?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (493sH)
"That's stupid, yo."
- - George Foreman Jr 1, George Foreman Jr 2, George Foreman Jr 3, George Foreman Jr 4, George Foreman Jr 5
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Vince Foster at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (39g3+)
.
.
.Not the DOD Schools, they are great.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)
We don't live in a democracy.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (Jcg9Q)
Like those dumb sharks.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (2d71x)
Posted by: IC
*****
Awww, darn it!
I thought those liberals believed in natural selection.
Posted by: Great White Shark at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (m3iiU)
No objection, your honor.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (C52a9)
184 *fap fap fap fap fap fap *
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:40 PM (C52a9)
Impressively quick recovery time there.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj)
40 minutes? I can beat that.
Get it?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (Jcg9Q)
Wow, take a look at the shot of Moochelle at Breitbart. She looks like a very tan Sally Struthers, and what looks like a few unchewed walnuts in her cheeks.
Feh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (mbhDw)
I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec)
Okay that made me laugh. Mostly because my cleaning lady, Maria, is here!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw)
...and that made ME laugh!...shows theres nothing to stereotyping..
Wasn't there a comedian who did that? He got up and listed stereotypes an said 'OK so theres nothing the stereotype that Asians...' and I swear every one was true.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (O5bec)
sheriff had to tell paddle boarders to get out of the water.
Posted by: IC
***
Heh...Get the guy for Jimmy-Jims down there, those sharks will take off faster than the Salmon of Capistrano!
Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:44 PM (WLK0w)
The 90% give the other 10% a bad name.
Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 12, 2017 03:42 PM (le7jz)
My experience was some good information, and a whole hell of a lot of padding. My 2 years worth could easily have been cut in half.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (XQX5L)
What changed? When grandpa Hans G Hansen came to the USA, the only goodies were freedom, space, and opportunity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+)
We had an exchange student from Colombia spend a school year with us. Her name was Maria and so was her sister's.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt)
--------------------------
All 3 of the girls in my family are named Maria, as is my mother.
But only one of us actually goes by that name. We use middle names.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (0jtPF)
I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec)
We had an exchange student from Colombia spend a school year with us. Her name was Maria and so was her sister's.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt)
Exactly. I rest my case. Fake movie!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (O5bec)
I think it is common. They use hyphenated names--in this case Maria-Jose and Maria-Fernanda or Majo and Mafe.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (hJrjt)
Seriously, my cleaning lady who is honest-to-goodness named Maria is here right now cleaning the apartment!
Emmes truth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
****
Tastes like a rice cake.
Posted by: Great White Shark at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (m3iiU)
No objection, your honor.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:43 PM (4AVeu)
Yeah you don't want to get in the way of the Gainzzz'ers. You know 'roid rage and all.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:46 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 12, 2017 03:46 PM (QtQaN)
I just discovered that if you eat bread, you gain weight.
I did not know that.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (NvI3P)
Posted by: Wheat and Barley Fans at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec)
True story. Bout two months ago, I was buying some cheap cleaning supplies at the local Dollar General.
They were busy, so the manager called out to the back for more help at the registers. She yelled quite loudly: "MARCO!".
I didn't bat an eye or miss a second. Yelled out in my loud baritone: "POLO!".
A stand up comic right in the "zone", would've been happy with the laugh I got from that store fulla people.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (v5iqM)
Forget Maria, what killed any credibility for "West Side Story" for me is that there just aren't any Polish guys named Tony.
That and gangs dancing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw)
Seriously, my cleaning lady who is honest-to-goodness named Maria is here right now cleaning the apartment!
Emmes truth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)
I believe you! and I'm still laughing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Zombies at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (QQ+il)
Emmes truth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)
Is she hot?
You know somebody was gonna ask. Might as well be me.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
I will not dignify that with a response. Oh, wait a second . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Maria at May 12, 2017 03:48 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Dudebro at May 12, 2017 03:48 PM (0K/uv)
Once you get to be *29 you can't expect it to be like a lead bar in your pants too often anymore.
Posted by: DaveA (It's RootCanalThursday - drill baby drill) at May 12, 2017 03:49 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:49 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 12, 2017 03:49 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Dudebro at May 12, 2017 03:48 PM (0K/uv)
"Choom essence? Wha . . .?
- - Former President and Hawaiian Stoner
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw)
______________________________
(On telephone)
Hello. Is Maria there?
No.
Well then, can I speak to Maria?
No.
Well then, can I speak to Maria?
Hold on. I'll get her.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (4AVeu)
Not all of us
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (Ot7+c)
"Babka I'm a Want You"
- - David Gates
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw)
Also look into making Bar complaints against the attorneys who concocted the bullshit one-way immunity agreements. Others will get the point.
Most of all: have fun.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (hKi6n)
But I did work toward gainzzzzzz today so I think a nap is deserved.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (/BXzQ)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (C52a9)
Does she work at the law firm of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Murphy and Schwartz?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (mbhDw)
engorgement with blood (vascular congestion) of the erectile tissues,
marking sexual excitation and possible readiness for sexual activity.
**
Awesome new word of the day!
Thank you.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (WLK0w)
Emmes truth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)
.............
Maria is wearing a French maid outfit? How diverse!
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 03:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 03:52 PM (EoAgi)
___________________
Exactly.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (4AVeu)
That and gangs dancing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw)
It's a little known fact that in the late 50s and early 60s street gangs held vicious but well choreographed dance offs to determine who's territory it was
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (493sH)
Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (FhXTo)
Maria is wearing a French maid outfit? How diverse!
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:51 PM (HgMAr)
She's shorter than Robert B. Reichhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-uh, but Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia is a helluva lot nicer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (/BXzQ)
engorgement with blood (vascular congestion) of the erectile tissues,
marking sexual excitation and possible readiness for sexual activity.
"Possible readiness" meaning morning wood is worthless.
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (3J/LN)
Goldstein, Goldstein, Goldstein and Goldstein aren't partners yet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+)
Not wishing for a loss of life disaster, just something that wasn't supposed to be in the way that is more than a concealable hiccup.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw)
--------------------------
Well, I could buy the Puerto Ricans dancing.
The Anglos? Not so much!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (0jtPF)
I just discovered that if you eat bread, you gain weight.
I did not know that.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 03:47 PM (NvI3P)
Not if you take this little supplement! You can eat all the carbs you want the pounds will just melt off!! And if you call now we will DOUBLE your order!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (O5bec)
Speaking of Maria, from 1973, before you were born. Remember kids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdBvTvxHy7E
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 03:38 PM (a0IVu)
++++
For the moment, perhaps. But, given the right kind of hook, they will resurrect it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 03:41 PM (R+30W)
Just read the sidebar link to a CBS story citing "source" at FBI claims that Trump IS being investigated for his Russian ties. That many in the FBI are very upset that Comey was fired. That the FBI agents are keeping "their head down and forging ahead with an investigation that is heating up".
That Trump is lying when he says that Comey told him three times he wasn't being investigated. Because he is.
There are a lot of frustrated fiction writers posing as journalists. And they feel right at home at Dan Rather's school of fantasy accusation news creation.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (bJ+bK)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (RhmeP)
Something bad must be happening.
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (Sfs6o)
I swear by Dietmeth.
Posted by: Toothless Skeleton in Kentucky at May 12, 2017 03:55 PM (QQ+il)
Not wishing for a loss of life disaster, just something that wasn't supposed to be in the way that is more than a concealable hiccup.
The crack that sends the west coast into the ocean??
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 03:55 PM (PCof0)
Send aliens modern messages of Earth's equality and diversity, say scientists
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k3dxe4p
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2017 03:55 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (O5bec)
The possibilities for non-conformity are breathtaking.
YOLO!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 03:57 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 03:56 PM (HgMAr)
She levitates.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 03:57 PM (Ot7+c)
And the Admiral replies, "I've not been out to sea for years, but they still call me a sailor."
Why does that scene come to mind when I think of the Pantsuit Princess?
Posted by: Old White Male at May 12, 2017 03:57 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+)
I'm sure that joke was done a lot but I remember on a 3 Stooges bit a guy answered the phone with a pronounced accent saying, Goldberg, Goldstein, Goldblatt and O'Brien. O'Brien shpeakingk.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)
all the carbs you want the pounds will just melt off!! And if you call
now we will DOUBLE your order!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (O5bec)
_________________
Forgive me for being kinda skeptical of eating and supplement advice from someone that goes by the nic Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (UmSfZ)
Hollywood held hostage by hackers?
The World Wide Web of Internet being hacked by hackers using tools stolen from the NSA?
Im po see blee! (Obscure quote from Babylon AD) "You would have to have a nuke to kill me!")
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (NvI3P)
Maria Dolores= Mary of sorrows
Maria Mercedes= Mary of mercy
Maria Soledad= Mary of solitude (often contracted to Marisol.)
etc. etc.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (/BXzQ)
...........
Still can't see it.
Posted by: guy with a beer gut at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (VgThI)
Something bad must be happening.
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2017 03:54 PM (Sfs6o)
++++
Don't worry. It's just the appearance of choice.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 03:59 PM (R+30W)
http://www.dailywire.com/news/5540/obamas-former-defense-secretary-yeah-we-lied-hank-berrien
Left unsaid:
"...but it was only to kikes, so who cares, really?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)
" . . .She's the sunlight when my,
skies are gray,
She treats me so right, lady,
take me away,
Mar--EEEEEEEEE-a I love you!"
B.W. Stevenson, 1973
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 03:59 PM (mbhDw)
and surprisingly enough, upping my tequila intake as physical therapy to kill the inflammation did nothing to help. wtf?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:00 PM (O5bec)
What a score! No wonder you hang around while she's working.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 04:01 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Colin at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (kSzsx)
Maria Dolores= Mary of sorrows
Maria Mercedes= Mary of mercy
Maria Soledad= Mary of solitude (often contracted to Marisol.)
etc. etc.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (0jtPF)
Thanks. I didn't know that.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (xjiRE)
-Maria Conchita Alonso
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)
_________________________
Dude can type with a Yiddish accent.
Now that's talent.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: rd at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (XSEwK)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (UmSfZ)
Maria Conchita?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (44gVn)
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (u0s1P)
Trump is going to be lifting up rugs and finding turds all over DC.
Seriously, would like to see a lot more firings, and prosecutions. The price of real estate in the inner ring suburbs needs to drop, precipitously.
Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: scofflaw_x at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (y9ZJX)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Colin at May 12, 2017 04:02 PM (kSzsx)
++++
I think Trump has made the calculation that any serious attempt to go after Clinton, Inc. would mean he would have to give up some of his other goals for his presidency. You can only do so much, and getting the Clintons would require a lot of time and effort, and more importantly, political capital.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (NvI3P)
There once was a girl named Maria
Who was totally committed to sharia
She lived in her boat
With an old Islamic goat
Now they both have Arabic gonorrhea.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (4AVeu)
Are y'all a support group or something? Is there really a need to talk about this stuff?
Or did I totally misunderstand something here?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (TwwWO)
Makes sense. I imagine heres other dishes that started that way also. huh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:07 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:04 PM (O5bec)
Yeah, can't they just fry them longer instead of frying them twice?
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 04:07 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at May 12, 2017 04:07 PM (VpBSr)
They are:
Maxine Waters
Corrine Brown
Anthony Weiner
mazeltov
Posted by: Donny Two scoops at May 12, 2017 04:07 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (oEFUY)
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (qUNWi)
One of my favorite names, Marisol. Put a girl by that name in a book (sort of, she's dead when the story starts). I think it goes back to the really cute, deadpan, cynical Marisol on Colin Quinn's MTV Game Show Remote Control. She got replaced later by the equally hot but not as funny Kari Wuhrer.
I loved Marisol for being the opposite of the usual Game Show cutie, she was contemptuous toward Quinn, mocked the contestants, looked bored constantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (O5bec)
I always wondered how Rick (?) could run through Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 03:27 PM (O5bec)
That would be like running into a Milwaukee bowling alley and only one fat guy turning around when you yelled out "'Ski!!"
Posted by: Minuteman at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (A3b6q)
Is there really a need to talk about this stuff?
Our old fiend Lincolntf found out the hard that you never speak ill or question Teh Gainzzz.
Ace don't play. And NEVER argue Carbs with Ace.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (44gVn)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2017 03:53 PM (3J/LN)
Oh ... what a good idea. I think I'll steal that.
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (EoAgi)
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So leftover refried beans would be refried refried beans?
You see, I've never had "once-fried" beans so I'm a little confused.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
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Probably true.
I'd honestly rather have real goals accomplished like a secure border than I would seeing Hillary lose her law license and some slap on the wrist.
Posted by: Maritime at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (h1Tob)
Posted by: Hanzo at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (2oBxT)
Are y'all a support group or something? Is there really a need to talk about this stuff?
Or did I totally misunderstand something here?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (TOk1P)
I do understand the Venezuela diet works. 75% of the people who have tired it have lost an average of 19 pounds....I don't have the book, but you probably can Google for it.
Posted by: Colin at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM (kSzsx)
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THat's what the whole last 5 months have been about. The MSM/deep state is telling trump loud and clear that if he goes for the Clintons/CGI/DNC slush funds, they will go hyperinsane.
Now, Trumps a smart smart man. He knows that's their card. He knows that card can get overplayed. There's only so much hysteria the public will react to and only so much hysteria the media can sustain. Its like the parable of the boiling frog in reverse. Once the water is really boiling, and had been boiling for a while, it gets boring to watch. Nothing new is happening. That'll take another few months.
Then he has sessions collect cankles. Bust up CGI and indict Chelsea just for good measure.
Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM (6Ll1u)
Don't know why they are called "re-fried". They were never fried to begin with. The leftovers are pureed.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c)
Fifth Third Bank. Now what rocket scientist came up with that moniker?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw)
You see, I've never had "once-fried" beans so I'm a little confused.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:09 PM (UmSfZ)
*ponders*
this is the kind of thinking outside the box that I come here for.
multi tier thinking.
I'll get back to you IP.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (O5bec)
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Back in the 70s, that was the Khmer Rouge diet.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (RhmeP)
for the last time it's rocket surgeon.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:12 PM (UmSfZ)
proper noun pluralization error, a mixed metaphor, and spelling and
punctuation issues. Colin, are you posting drunk? By drunk I mean above
Horde-mandatory .12.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (eXSOZ)
Are you the punctuation Nazi now?? I don't rite to impress. sorry.
Posted by: Colin at May 12, 2017 04:12 PM (kSzsx)
Frijoles refritos = dried beans mashed and slowly baked with lard and spices until they break down into goo. Refritos means "well-fried" although they aren't fried at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:12 PM (39g3+)
Trump will go after the Clintons where it hurts, their wallets.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 04:12 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (NvI3P)
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Our old fiend Lincolntf found out the hard that you never speak ill or question Teh Gainzzz.
Ace don't play. And NEVER argue Carbs with Ace.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (44gVn)
Lincolntf, did he argue about carbs, or was he making fun of Gabe's truck?
I thought it had more to do with the truck.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (mbhDw)
Then hire one DOJ lawyer. Give him the necessary authority.
Have him prosecute her on the "No intent necessary" slam dunk classified memo shit. Outta 33,000 emails, I'll settle for 150 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (UmSfZ)
Are y'all a support group or something? Is there really a need to talk about this stuff?
Or did I totally misunderstand something here?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:06 PM (TOk1P)
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In the broadest sense, it's about self-improvement. But, the GAINZZZ thread usually focuses most on improving health through diet and exercise.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 04:08 PM (oEFUY)
............
Had a computer at work hit with it. Corrupted all the PDF's, drawings, JPEG's, etc. Luckily it didn't recognize the AutoCAD .bak files so we could just rename them all to .dwg and VOILA! F you ransomeware.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
But I don't see why we couldn't get Mills and Abadeen.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (XQX5L)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw)
Fifth Bank merged with Third National, or something like that, and became 'Fifth Third'. I remember reading about it years ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)
Maria Conchita?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 04:03 PM (44gVn)
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Conchita is a nickname for either Consuelo or Concepcion.
Maria Consuelo= Mary of consolation
Maria Concepcion= Mary of the (Immaculate) Conception
In MC Alonzo's case, its the latter, although the former (Consuelo) is a much more common name.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw)
Fifth Bank merged with Third National, or something like that, and became 'Fifth Third'. I remember reading about it years ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)
Change the damned name!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)
I am just as happy to ignore it now as I would be later. Scrolling down is just about all the exercise I get in a day.
Posted by: Crabby Old Bat at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (ZVKoE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 12, 2017 04:10 PM (
My favorite is frying the beans in bacon fat. Sun vista pinto beans work well if you don't want to cook your own beans.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (3myMJ)
When one photo of daddy's workspace gets a sailor ten years no questions asked, Hill should do a hundred easy for her 33,000 emails.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: southdakotaboy at May 12, 2017 04:15 PM (JaJ3u)
I was just ribbing you. Though I was impressed, actually.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:16 PM (eXSOZ)
But I don't see why we couldn't get Mills and Abadeen.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (XQX5L)
The idea is to roll up everybody under them and their uncles. Nothing focuses the mind like a long stay in a tiny cell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)
That does sound good. Most of the restaurant variety are bland mush. Even here in AZ it seems.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 12, 2017 04:16 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)
Change the damned name!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Eighth Bank!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:16 PM (PCof0)
Jinx. Sun vista work the best. Bacon grease and garlic salt.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+)
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In the broadest sense, it's about self-improvement. But, the GAINZZZ thread usually focuses most on improving health through diet and exercise.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (R+30W)
Which... I think you just covered.
Eat better. Exercise. Aren't we pretty much done at this point?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (3QpTi)
I just want her stripped naked and made to march around
area as we all chant "Shame! Shame!" and throw things like rotten fruit
and fecal matter at her.
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Sounds like any saturday night in Detroit.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (RhmeP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Have him prosecute her on the "No intent necessary" slam dunk classified memo shit. Outta 33,000 emails, I'll settle for 150 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:13 PM (PCof0)
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That's what I thought he would do as soon as his AG was in place: appoint a special prosecutor to go after Clinton. That way, he could say it wasn't a political vendetta, since he would keep the process in the hands of the SP.
But, since that hasn't happened so far, I don't think it will.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (R+30W)
She can't march far enough. We'll stake her up on a flatbed and drive her through town at 2 miles an hour.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (B+qrE)
California students were suspended for liking instagram posts, not facebook.
NC school yearbook recalled due to "Build the Wall", not "MAGA".
Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 04:18 PM (EoAgi)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (3myMJ)
Wasn't the first time, and guy had a nasty side that popped out a couple times before that. Like the "ha ha your confederate grandmothers got raped by Yankees and liked it" thing he rolled out one ONT. Yikes.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (eXSOZ)
Exactly.
Reacting badly? Only if you consider eating bread and blowing up like a zeppelin is bad....
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (RhmeP)
Posted by: Captain Queeg at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (wPiJc)
Change the damned name!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)
Yeah, it almost borders on 'math'.
And my understanding is that there will be no math on this blog.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at May 12, 2017 04:20 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 04:21 PM (npdX6)
Wasn't the first time, and guy had a nasty side that popped out a couple times before that. Like the "ha ha your confederate grandmothers got raped by Yankees and liked it" thing he rolled out one ONT. Yikes.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 12, 2017 04:19 PM (eXSOZ)
Oh, so he really did get asked to leave because of a carbs argument?
I thought that was a joke.
Because yeah, he was a pretty nasty nevertrumper, so I just figured he was on that same list with a bunch of other former AoSHQ commenters.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (fDdVG)
What changed? When grandpa Hans G Hansen came to the USA, the only goodies were freedom, space, and opportunity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+)
CRT- You don't have to go to Ellis Island.. You can find your grandpa's paperwork on the Ellis Island website (and also through Ancestry.com). I found the logbooks for the entire danish side of my family that came over through Ellis Island in the early 1900s- my grandma was about 2, and she and her 5 sisters and brothers are listed. I got a copy of the log and a picture of the ship they were on framed as a gift for my dad.
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (CLKfs)
Ma would mix lard, vanilla, and powdered sugar until fluffy for a nearly Hostess like filling in her cupcakes.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 04:25 PM (EoAgi)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:26 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 04:26 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at May 12, 2017 04:27 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+)
The best French fries I've eaten are at the original hitching post restaurant. The owner told me they are good because they fry them in beef fat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2017 04:27 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at May 12, 2017 04:27 PM (DpOmP)
Coconut oil. Look it up on youtube.
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 12, 2017 04:28 PM (EoAgi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2017 04:27 PM (Ri/rl)
mmm. beef talow
Posted by: Homer at May 12, 2017 04:29 PM (DpOmP)
McDonald's used to do that. They claim they changed in order to satisfy vegans and vegetarian demands but my guess is that it was just cheaper to go with vegetable oil.
They don't taste as good as they used to. None of their food does. To keep costs down they keep going cheap on all their ingredients and they are just worse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 04:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)
vegans and vegetarian demands but my guess is that it was just cheaper
to go with vegetable oil.
Corporate cowardice on display again. Why in the fuck would a hamburger joint want to cater to vegans for crying out loud.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 12, 2017 04:43 PM (AtCmq)
they have lots of cheeses and other dairy products so i call another dairy product on that, namely bullshit.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 05:03 PM (Qkvji)
because NJ man stops his vehicle midway through to masturbate.
DRUDGE
Posted by: Under Fire Foreteller Of End Times at May 12, 2017 05:19 PM (LbnLf)
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