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Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Storm
Pierre-Auguste Cot
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 12, 2017 09:22 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Dilligas at May 12, 2017 09:22 AM (7pw0/)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 12, 2017 09:22 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Max Power at May 12, 2017 09:23 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2017 09:24 AM (KOaTi)
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 12, 2017 09:24 AM (UOr6C)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:25 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 12, 2017 09:25 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:25 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 12, 2017 09:25 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Eskimaux at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (UOr6C)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Pete in TX at May 12, 2017 09:27 AM (2RBkF)
This one better named 'Fifteen year old dude wet dream'
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:27 AM (TppKb)
Not after the Horde is done with it.
(Boy whispering: "No really, just relax and it doesn't hurt that much.")
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 12, 2017 09:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 12, 2017 09:27 AM (0O7c5)
Art Appreciation - a limerick
The background is ominously stippled
The fabric suggestively rippled
But lo and behold
The air must be cold
For that damsel's distinctively nippled
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:28 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:28 AM (zc3Db)
http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/works-of-art/14.40.687/
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (kfcYC)
I can't imagine what kind of actual fabric the young woman is wearing. It probably can't exist in reality.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: dantesed at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (DLIpz)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (/tuJf)
There's a guy in the picture? I had not noticed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (DLIpz)
Or ahead of her times
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Makes her more interesting than if she were nude, I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (oQQwD)
I can't imagine what kind of actual fabric the young woman is wearing. It probably can't exist in reality.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (HTdUD)
I actually have a wrap that looks exactly like that fabric. Very thin and sheer. Quite delicate.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (DLIpz)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (+FSld)
Not only was it around but the girl in this painting is named "Saran".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (zc3Db)
In any event, here's another Cot: Ophelia:
http://tinyurl.com/komktnl
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (PCof0)
I don't know. I think I'd still be pretty interested if she was nekid.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (/tuJf)
You just end up aching for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (X6fMO)
Um ... The sexuality has nothing to do with hips.
Posted by: Rex Ryan at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (Bdeb0)
How you doin'?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (DLIpz)
You already told us how you wore that to your calculus class ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (zc3Db)
Well played, young man. Well. Played.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (kBuGL)
https://youtu.be/IkMFLUXTEwM
Dude gets to land on magnificent rack. Feature not bug.
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (h/uSM)
C'mon Helen. Let's get in out of the rain......
Posted by: Paris at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (XWkhW)
Sarah Connor: I know.
Posted by: Pete in TX at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: auscolpyr
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Heloise and Abelard. It won't end well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (ZO497)
And did stairs.
And didn't have some gay Shia LeBoeuf (LaBeef?) running partner.
BUT SHE'S A STRONG SECOND!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:35 AM (dX0ot)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2017 09:35 AM (DuH+r)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (DLIpz)
Ahem.....rules, etc.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:36 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at May 12, 2017 09:36 AM (5fSr7)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (
I'm an unconventional grandma / pastors wife. What can I say?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:36 AM (DLIpz)
Posted by: auscolpyr
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Heloise and Abelard. It won't end well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (ZO497)
Especially not for Abelard. Yeow.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (HTdUD)
Everything up to that point had been left unresolved
Try imagining a place where everything is safe and warm
Come in, she said
I'll give you shelter from the storm
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (kBuGL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2017 09:35 AM (DuH+r)
Yes...it would.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (rF0hx)
Segregation is all the rage these days. Under the banner of social justice, more and more schools are dividing their students into increasingly niche groups to provide them with safe spaces apart from each otherthe polar opposite of inclusivity and integration.
A fundraiser for the Princess Prom
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.
Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Dick Morris at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (nN3W/)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (x9c8r)
Friday, May 12, 2017.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (dX0ot)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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Pfft. You call that 'art'?
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: steve walsh at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (7C7xp)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (x9c8r)
Her name's probably Lizzie Borden.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (DLIpz)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (hMwEB)
Well ... you could click the picture link ... or just mouse over it and see the date in the URL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)
Harvard!
http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/5/10/black-commencement-event/
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (kBuGL)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: concrete girl at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (WKvlL)
"Children, behave"
That's what they say when we're together
"And watch how you play"
They don't understand
And so we're running just as fast as we can
Holding on to one another's hand
Trying to get away into the night
And then you put your arms around me
As we tumble to the ground and then you say
I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
Look at the way
We gotta hide what we're doing
'Cause what would they say
If they ever knew
And so we're running just as fast as we can
Holding on to one another's hand
Trying to get away into the night
And then you put your arms around me
As we tumble to the ground and then you say
I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
Posted by: Spot at May 12, 2017 09:43 AM (uk240)
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:43 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 12, 2017 09:44 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:44 AM (nwqNw)
And if she's wearing that thing, outside with no undies, I'm thinking this ain't her first rodeo. NTTIAWWT
Still, I'd ask to see her ID first.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (dX0ot)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (nN3W/)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (7HtZB)
There's that but what's with the feathers underneath the horn on that guy.
I thought maybe this is some kind of allegory on Adam and Eve being cast out of the Garden but 1) they have clothes on, 2) and there's no snake and 3) if I was right this probably would have been saved for the gardening thread this weekend.
Posted by: DaveD at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (P5fqQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:44 AM (nwqNw)
Are we looking at the same painting? Mine has nothing subtle about it and the only innocence seems to be long lost ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (zc3Db)
Subtle? She's nekid and he's wearing a horn and a perv grin.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (7n4KQ)
20 acres, shotgun, shovel.
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:47 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 09:47 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: DanMan at May 12, 2017 09:47 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 09:48 AM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 09:49 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (7n4KQ)
20 acres, shotgun, shovel.
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (x9c8r)
Don't scrimp on the Quicklime.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 09:49 AM (kBuGL)
Status:
[ ] Turgid
[X] Semi
[ ] Flaccid
[ ] Caitlyn
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (dX0ot)
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The TRO is still in effect, in both English and Dutch, Hairball. Just so you know.
Posted by: Winona at May 12, 2017 09:49 AM (otgLN)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 09:49 AM (nN3W/)
I refer the right honorable commenter to the response I made moments ago...
(okay, yeah, all I did was post a link to a video, and you did the legwork...)
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:50 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:50 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 09:50 AM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (nN3W/)
the working title was "boioioing!!" but the exhibition staff nixed it.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (fSiAi)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
When I first saw it, I saw young love. As I kept looking, I saw the satyr first. And where there's a satyr, there's a nymph. Yet they look like neither. These two mythological figures are Western symbols of orgy and inhibition, yet here Cot hid it behind to young, beautiful lovers. I really appreciate that kind to play in art.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (nwqNw)
Did he get her written permission to put his hand waist? Was he mansplaining to her about the rain coming? Comrades, this painting can't be allowed to be shown any more
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (/BXzQ)
A fundraiser for the Princess Prom
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.
Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)
But a Christian must bake that fcuking cake.
Their "keep religion out of government" is rather selective, ain't it?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (17QyB)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (wPiJc)
https://tinyurl.com/m92zfaj
Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 09:48 AM (XsVWn)
Media reports about the run-up to Trump's decision paint him as isolated and consumed by anger and paranoia, prompting questions from Trump allies about whose interests these government officials had in mind when they spoke to the press.
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Who in their right mind believes these assholes anymore
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (2x9LM)
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (fDdVG)
Many of his works have a serious aura of sensuality like this one and "Spring" or "Girl with Basket of Oranges and Lemons" that is alluring without being pornographic. There is nothing crude about the nudity; it is more innocent or, perhaps, joyous. Very appealing and effective.
Cot doesn't rely on suggestiveness. I saw a portrait of his daughter he did (she looks to be mid to late teens) that is simply lovely. It would be worth having just for the pose and skin tones he used.
Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (nwqNw)
All I saw were boobs ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 09:53 AM (kBuGL)
Posted by: lindameh at May 12, 2017 09:53 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:53 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (nwqNw)
You lost me, Kris. I just see that it's pretty nipply in that painting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:53 AM (zc3Db)
A fundraiser for the Princess Prom
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.
Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)
But a Christian must bake that fcuking cake.
Their "keep religion out of government" is rather selective, ain't it?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (17QyB)
And Hillary was going to sign onto a UN Resolution to make it a jail-able offense to criticize Islam or Shari'ah Law.
At least we dodged that bullet for 4 years.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 12, 2017 09:54 AM (y5sPI)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:54 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (V+03K)
Status:
[XXXX] Turgid
[ ] Semi
[ ] Flaccid
[ ] Caitlyn
.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (dX0ot)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (XsVWn)
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.
Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)
But a Christian must bake that fcuking cake.
Their "keep religion out of government" is rather selective, ain't it?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (17QyB)
Certain religions are more equal than others comrades. Let's celebrate the cultural diversity of the religion peace with a rooftop event!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:56 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 09:56 AM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 09:56 AM (Vequ/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2017 09:57 AM (VdICR)
Somehow I knew JTB was going to be one of the few 'rons that would appreciate the technique, rather than the subject matter.
Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 09:57 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (Vequ/)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (2x9LM)
Posted by: lindameh at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/BXzQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (VdICR)
Did that slip down there again?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (dX0ot)
When I first saw it, I saw two young lovers running from an approaching storm. They are sheltering themselves with her dress which horny guy had managed to get off her before the storm hit leaving her covered only in your lacy underalls. The storm obviously references the storm of hormones and emotions and other stuff about to spring forth.
Now they are running for shelter to complete their lover's tryst. All that's missing is Marvin Gaye crooning Let's Get It On in the background.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (Vequ/)
[ b ] [ /b ]
Without the spaces
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (2x9LM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (MINbv)
Son of a Mailman pimping his book on Fox Business. I heard him a local radio show saying he doesn't think the MFM is unfair. Sure some may have an opinion but they aren't biased. Another useful idiot for the left
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (493sH)
FLIR enabled Border Patrol copter searches for them.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (nN3W/)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (0mRoj)
A fundraiser for the Princess Prom
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.
Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)
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This was started in 2012 by some girls who wanted a 'prom' and also didn't want to be killed by their Muzzie families, so I have some sympathy for them.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (oPl0w)
Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (Vequ/)
Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (V+03K)
An interesting take on "Ophelia" is by Julia Margaret Cameron. The No. 2 from 1867.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (nwqNw)
Kris, Nicely and perceptively stated.
Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (V+03K)
Paris and Helen
Tristan and Isolde
Joanie and Chachi?
Jack and Jill."
Jack and Diane.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (Vequ/)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)
Ha! Yup.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 10:02 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 10:02 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 10:03 AM (xLDLx)
out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)
Lemme guess--they're *all* gonna be wearing the same dress.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (7n4KQ)
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*** rushes off to invent shotgun ***
Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (oPl0w)
OK but what about the left wing wet dream of separation of church and state? Or does that ONLY apply to jews and christians?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (nwqNw)
I got yer "Ophelia".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpO4lji8lR0
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:05 AM (h/uSM)
Ugh. I hate ankle bracelets. You might as well start chewing gum, call yourself "Flo" and sling hash at jwest's diner.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 10:06 AM (X6fMO)
I've got a radical idea how about separating everyone based on race. Where you can live, shop, go to school everything so peoples of colors will never have to feel threatened by whitey. Let's call it something that makes people feel like they are a part of their group something like apartheid.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:06 AM (493sH)
And to think I have problems.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (nN3W/)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 10:02 AM (0mRoj)
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Ahem....
Posted by: Winona at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (otgLN)
*sulks*
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (ZapPq)
Ugh. I hate ankle bracelets. You might as well start chewing gum, call yourself "Flo" and sling hash at jwest's diner.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 10:06 AM (X6fMO)
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don't forget the (basketball) hoop earrings
Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Girls father
******
um- it's 1880. You're too late.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (BWL+E)
A very cold painting for me; I admire the heck out of the technique, but it could almost be an advertisement for drapery. Sheers, light framing, and of course, the decorative rod. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (MIKMs)
You have a thing for those on house arrest?
I guess Rule 34 does exists!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (PCof0)
Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (ZapPq)
And to think I have problems.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (nN3W/)
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NIAGRA FALLS?
Slowly i flowed
turd by turd
poop by poop
Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:11 AM (nN3W/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)
Yeah, before I retired I never ever ever saw the point of D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y for diversity's sake. Why, you ask? Because, if your organization is big enough, all those diverse people self segregate and only deal with the majority when they have to do so. It is particularly bad when another language is their first language because then you have groups of people jabbering away in Hindi or Farsi or whatever instead of English, which does nothing but cause resentment and suspicion. Then when one of them makes it into management, they only hire their ethnicity, AMHIK. My last supervisor, who was from India, hired nothing but Indians once he got hiring authority. There was one group in Chicago where the Indian manager had hired 160+ Indians. But, hey, that was diversity and it was double plus ultra good.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:11 AM (kXoT0)
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Dont get the appeal. i've never had any saran i needed to wrap.
Sarin, sure...
Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (fceHP)
And to think I have problems.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (nN3W/)
She was quoted as saying "My place has never looked better!"
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (ZapPq)
Still having a problem being "scared money." In the past I kinda sucked at buying the dip, but doing that on AAPL calls these days when it's up and you do quite well. Just gotta pull the trigger.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (h/uSM)
A girl I know used to snicker, "The bigger the hoops, the bigger the ho."
I have never found this to be true, myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)
Heh heh heh......
Posted by: Bill C. at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (INRVS)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (C52a9)
But ten years shorter than average then, for those that made it to the age of ten
lots of kids, especially under one year old, died.
an interesting site, can plug in different countries
https://ourworldindata.org/life-expectancy/
Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (TmCOq)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:11 AM (kXoT0)
That's happening at my work too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (h/uSM)
Also boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (xJa6I)
"No, sir, that is not accurate," McCabe replied. He continued. "I can tell you also that Director Comey enjoyed broad support within the FBI and still does until this day."
Broad support?
Only the chicks liked him?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (C52a9)
You would think with the state income tax and stratospheric property taxes in Jersey this wouldn't happen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (oPl0w)
OK but what about the left wing wet dream of separation of church and state? Or does that ONLY apply to jews and christians?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (KlI/a
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I just read the one article but as far as I can tell it's not limited to Muslim girls. The segregation is by sex not religion, prompted by fear of retaliation from their families if there were boys attending. I'm assuming that there are non-muzzie girls also participating, also presume there's an element of grrrrl power bullshit present.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (oPl0w)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:06 AM (493sH)
And then you can get your revenge on the folks not like you by mass murdering them something like genocide. Apartheid was brutal and bad, but, murdering all the Whites in South Africa is going to leave them with nothing. Why you ask, because you cannot replace farmers with warlords and get good results.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (kXoT0)
And to think I have problems.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (nN3W/)
Yeah, I think I'd prefer the bee or snake infested houses, if I had to choose.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 10:17 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:17 AM (nN3W/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2017 09:35 AM
~~~~~
1880.
It's in the lower left hand corner of the painting when you embiggen it.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2017 10:17 AM (HiDrR)
Noting that the agency employs about 36,500 people across the globe
there will obviously be a range of opinions, McCabe said still, he can
say in confidence that "the vast majority of FBI employees enjoyed a
deep and positive connection to Director Comey."
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Yeah. They deeply and positively believe that Comey was a political hack who wouldn't prosecute an obvious felon because "career".
"Deep" "positive"
Fkn C-suite bureaucratic projection. How does it work?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:18 AM (C52a9)
It doesn't help that my trading coach is a SuperTrumper and seems to be a little less objective these days.
Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (oPl0w)
So in stead of trying to reform the religion and bringing it into the 21st Century, we legitimize their barbarity and backwardness and condone it? We do that elsewhere? So segregation is all right?
I get your point but condoning this crap and contributing to it is the wrong approach.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (KlI/a)
You would think with the state income tax and stratospheric property taxes in Jersey this wouldn't happen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (BWL+E)
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What..... you dont really think that infrastructure related taxes actually go to improving infrastructure now do you??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (MINbv)
Forehand and Wadsworth
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (mkDpn)
deep and positive connection to Director Comey."
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Also?
The vast majority of FBI employees NEVER MET COMEY'S GANGLY ASS.
So, you know, 'bullshit'.
Under oath, no less.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:20 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2017 10:17 AM (HiDrR)
If I'm going to enbiggen it, it won't be to look for no date, let me tell you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (BWL+E)
Hi bluebell, Actually, I think the technique enhances the sensuousness of the image. Plus, I figured all the 'bewb' comments would have been made before I commented. :-)
Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: The Sniper at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (sR5sS)
deep and positive connection to Director Comey."
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Also?
The vast majority of FBI employees NEVER MET COMEY'S GANGLY ASS.
So, you know, 'bullshit'.
Under oath, no less.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:20 AM (C52a9)
Remember this is the cock sucker who's wife is a huge Left winger and who was actually directly in charge of the FAB Email "investigation" and who probably urged/told Comey not to have a grand jury and not to suggest criminal charges
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (KlI/a)
Maybe they had a survey.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (P0Sw/)
" Then when one of them makes it into management, they only hire their..."
"Their" own ideology is how the New Left took control of first the academe and by that coup got to spread "their own" into hiring positions of power almost everywhere.
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (C52a9)
I suspect every FBI agent watches the news. There are no doubt a variety of opinions. For the most part who the director is makes no difference to the FBI employee.
Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (KOaTi)
Maybe they had a survey.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (i/+aM)
Yeah he asked his wife and her beneficator
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (hMwEB)
You mean, Trump's meanies were out in force as far back as 1880...?
*sniff*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Scott P at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (ihvlp)
Social Security Administration
Any State Motor Vehicle department
Lots of examples abound
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:24 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:24 AM (fceHP)
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)
Heh heh heh......
Posted by: Bill C. at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (jjaLl)
And when all you have is a cigar, everything starts to look like a humidor
Posted by: Bill C. Redux at May 12, 2017 10:24 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (V+03K)
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You're right on all counts. This is indeed a very sensual picture. I agree with whoever above said that it is more so than if the girl were naked.
Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (sBOL1)
In completely unrelated news, this picture of Hillary:
http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-11-at-8.34.11-PM.png
makes me wonder if Barry Manilow called and asked for his look back
after seeing it.
Posted by: Scott P at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (ihvlp)
Good grief! is she wearing purple leather???
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (KlI/a)
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she is also the one that took 700 large from the DNC for a run at office in Virginia
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (otgLN)
"Not the bees!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!"
"I am SICK and TIRED of these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES in my MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE!!!"
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (dX0ot)
That's right. And all this chicken-little "deep state" hyperventilation could benefit from taking a deep breath and grokking the apt observation you've made--a few outspoken partisans in positions to be heard don't speak for entire agencies or communities. Quite the contrary, in many cases--mouthpieces and ideological salesmen tend to be maneuvered away from the actual levers of real influence.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Maybe they had a survey.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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"Exactly how deep and positive would you say your deep and positive connection was to Director Comey?"
Please select one or both
[ ] Deeply positive
[ ] Positively deep
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (C52a9)
What would you expect his deputy to say, everybody at the FBI thought Comey was a fuckup?
This is one of the least surprising things I've heard this morning following only guys like nekid girls.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (/tuJf)
It doesn't help that my trading coach is a SuperTrumper and seems to be a little less objective these days.
Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (ZapPq)
Was looking at SPY today too, also looks like a nowhere trade.
I'm back on Stocktwits after a 5 year absence, sheesh the amount of useless noise on there makes it almost a waste of time. The anti-Trump crowd is the worst, but I'd kinda worry about a Trumper not being objective too. I'm pro Trump but it'll be my downfall if I let it affect my trading (or lack thereof).
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:26 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (KlI/a)
And the MFM is pushing the story that he said Comey was completely respected by everyone at the FBI and so Trump lied when he said Comey lost the respect of agents because some DNC toady said he didn't
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (493sH)
Somebody is getting a box of Emus for their birthday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (H37nb)
Shocking video shows PARENTS 'viciously attacking five female high school students' in revenge for attack on their kids.
Today's Bonus round will be Guess The State.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (nN3W/)
Good grief! is she wearing purple leather???
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (a0IVu)
Purple Leather by Clinton.
Smells like Ben Gay & vicodin.
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:28 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: blaster
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Exactly. Which makes McCabe's stupid, vapid comments even more stupid.
He contradicted his own factless OPINION within two days in public!
Impressive.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:28 AM (C52a9)
Today's Bonus round will be Guess The State.
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Other than white, FLorida?
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 10:28 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: John E. Bench at May 12, 2017 10:29 AM (IqV8l)
That's crazy talent in my book.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (C52a9)
You like that ? Then check this shit out, my man ...
Posted by: Peter North at May 12, 2017 10:29 AM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (i/+aM)
Dude! Emu's are no joke.
Posted by: Australian Army at May 12, 2017 10:29 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (a0IVu)
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I should know better than to click on those links, I should know better. Especially after your comment, IC.
Oof.
Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 10:30 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Colbert's audience on hearing Comey was fired at May 12, 2017 10:30 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:30 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 12, 2017 10:31 AM (UBzPO)
It's a lot more than a few. The deep state is now in full insurrection and leaking like crazy to the media, Comey included.
But I get your point about a lot of FBI people opposed to Comey and their perspective, natch, is not being reported.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 10:31 AM (XsVWn)
I saw Niagra Falls of Feces Open for the Butthole Surfers at the Immodium Center back in 02!
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (P0Sw/)
There's a Hope Solo joke there somewhere.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 12, 2017 10:31 AM (UBzPO)
Stuart Varney just showed a Rosie tweet - FIRE COMEY (not sure from when) with a Trump response. Finally we agree on something.
Yeah, that's renewing the feud
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:31 AM (493sH)
Shocking video shows PARENTS 'viciously attacking five female high school students' in revenge for attack on their kids.
Today's Bonus round will be Guess The State.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (nN3W/)
1) the opposite of white
2) Florida?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:28 AM (7HtZB)
...and scotch, vodka, bourbon...
Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (RjcAj)
Other than white is correct.
FLorida's. BRAPPPP wrong.
Move to the Niagara Falls of feces to collect your half prize.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (nN3W/)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (5VlCp)
I don't think there is any real coherence in the Market...
Its now just a virtual Vegas, where people are hoping to figure out Black or Red (ie, up or down)... and then have their computers programmed to do micro trades.
So a slight trend will start, and then computers will detect it... which will then ride the trend, then other computers see the larger trade... add in...
Its why I'm just riding funds....
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (RFeQD)
2) Florida?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Jcg9Q)
1-yes
2-Clownafornia
Posted by: Timon at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (RjcAj)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (oPl0w)
OK but what about the left wing wet dream of separation of church and state? Or does that ONLY apply to jews and christians?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (KlI/a)
Pretty much, with this wrinkle. Those religions *must* not have any influence with government, but government can do whatever it wants to impose on those religions.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (17QyB)
And yes, they did change the formula (it was PVC). New stuff is not as impermeable. Don't know what became of Sarah and Ann. It's a wrap.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (H5rtT)
Its now just a virtual Vegas, where people are hoping to figure out Black or Red (ie, up or down)... and then have their computers programmed to do micro trades.
So a slight trend will start, and then computers will detect it... which will then ride the trend, then other computers see the larger trade... add in...
Its why I'm just riding funds....
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (NgKpN)
Agreed.
My perspective though is short term, not long. Hence I'm just trying to pick a few dollars off here and there for now.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:34 AM (Jcg9Q)
Corrected for the accuracy and reverence for TRVTH for which we are renowned.
Posted by: MSM Hacks United at May 12, 2017 10:34 AM (sR5sS)
That's crazy talent in my book.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM
~~~~~
And the toenail cheese too.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (HiDrR)
If I had a dollar for every time my girlfriend and I heard that as a teenager...
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (UmSfZ)
"Does anyone believe these powerless losers aren't making up lies? Next it will be Ancient Aliens stole the election because me and Giorgio both have hair issues."
Posted by: Ok at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (OE5e7)
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No. Of course not. Well maybe. Pointing out "the mess" your predecessor left you is a great way to cover for your own incompetence.
But the original question went to agency morale not Comey's personal 'Hot or Not' rating.
FBI agents want to lockup the bad guys/girls/Hillbeasts.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:36 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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They're dead, Jim
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM
Then why are we waiting for them?
Posted by: High School Seniors at May 12, 2017 10:37 AM (sR5sS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:38 AM (BWL+E)
1) the opposite of white
2) Florida?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Jcg9Q)
1) Chestnut brown
2) Gotta be Commiefornia
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2017 10:38 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:36 AM (C52a9)
I no longer believe that for the vast majority of them.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (Jcg9Q)
Ankle bracelet?
Barbara Stanwyck in Double Indemnity
http://tinyurl.com/k8t5kcy
http://tinyurl.com/jwym7gu
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (XWkhW)
I get to replace two front tires this morning.
Still better than having Hillary as president though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (i/+aM)
I wish Trump would tweet something like:
"Does anyone believe these powerless losers aren't making up lies?
Next it will be Ancient Aliens stole the election because me and Giorgio
both have hair issues." Posted by: Ok at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (OE5e7)
I wish he'd just tweet "Met with Pompeo. Ancient aliens! It's worse than that. Toynbee idea in 2001. Shameful!"
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (Bdeb0)
The single biggest issue that has been raised about causing morale problems at the FBI was the decision not to prosecute Hillary or any of her fellow conspirators. McCabe's wife got nearly $700K from Hillary groups and allies to run as a Democrat for office.
He is not exactly an impartial witness.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:40 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 10:40 AM (V+03K)
I wish Trump would tweet something like:
"Does anyone believe these powerless losers aren't making up lies?
Next it will be Ancient Aliens stole the election because me and Giorgio
both have hair issues." Posted by: Ok at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (OE5e7)
I wish he'd just tweet "Met with Pompeo. Ancient aliens! It's worse than that. Toynbee idea in 2001. Shameful!"
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (Bdeb0)
Chariots of the Gods... Yuge story...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 10:41 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 10:41 AM (X6fMO)
He is not exactly an impartial witness.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:40 AM (/tuJf)
Which is why the MFM is promoting him as the all knowing source of what's really going on
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:41 AM (493sH)
"Does anyone believe these powerless losers aren't making up lies? Next it will be Ancient Aliens stole the election because me and Giorgio both have hair issues."
Posted by: Ok at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (OE5e7)
I like his tweets.
Some (many) are posting and talking about how he's ruining his presidency, etc.
No, this historical massive barrage of hate is taking its toll. He needs to keep forging ahead and try to ignore the haters from both sides of the aisle.
It's the media, the nevertrumpers, the GOPe, and the big Soros money doing this. Hollywood. Every aspect of our "culture" is doing this. He is constantly under fire.
The seething hate... they won't give up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (fceHP)
Posted by: Country Boy
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Law enforcement people are largely former military people.
Do you believe that about the military as well?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (C52a9)
1. There is no such thing as men and women
2. We need more women everywhere
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (fceHP)
I have a problem with normalizing single-sex things after feminists explicitly destroying all single-sex things for the past 3-4 decades. If they can have a princess prom, why can't men have the Augusts Golf club, or a boys only VMI????
It's the "women are equal except when they're better 'n special" business that grates.
Also, this princess prom feeds into the whole Lefty rape culture myth/boys can't be trusted nonsense that the feminists have been pushing on college campuses. No, men are rapists by default in *their* culture/home country, but American boys are not taught to rape, not told to treat women without a headscarf as "uncovered meat."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (KP5rU)
Still better than having Hillary as president though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (i/+aM)
Both of my left tires are leakers that I'm trying to let ride long as I can.
Was supposed to get 90k miles out of this set of tires, but I think I'm gonna top out around 70k. And of course this is not a good time to be needing new tires.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (Jcg9Q)
This line:
Instead of Dulche and Gabana Smith and Weston is in her purse
Got me to thinking about you 'ettes. You be right proper.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (hJrjt)
The seething hate... they won't give up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (fceHP)
I hope it keeps him focused and pissed off and not inclined to listen to Princess Ivanka and her trendy lefty causes. Go for their throat Mr. Trump because they're going after yours
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (nN3W/)
Yeah, first you have to filter out the trash-talking. By that time, there's not much left.
Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (ZapPq)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Yep.
As I said before , Comey was the frying pan. McCabe is the fire.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (C52a9)
http://tinyurl.com/kfbc6o7
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (7HtZB)
Do you believe that about the military as well?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (C52a9)
I've never seen anything that shows most law enforcement are former military.
Re: about the military, not a majority of them. Yet.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:45 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 10:45 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (rmVvL)
Right front started leaking right when Little VIA ran it into a projecting storm drain top while parking last night.
Left front is tagging along for the ride.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (i/+aM)
http://tinyurl.com/kfbc6o7
Posted by: josephistan
I hear they are going to rename and rebrand the event. It's going to be "Taste of Venezuela".
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (7n4KQ)
So you could comment on the painting with us.
Silly boy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (i/+aM)
Oh, yeah. Right. Well, consider me invigorated by a renewed sense of purpose then.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 10:47 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Curtain #3 at May 12, 2017 10:47 AM (i/+aM)
The Fyre Festival disaster just gets bigger. Employees will no longer be paid. Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (7HtZB)
They're fyred?
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)
Ushering in the reign of a guy they hate equally, Mike Pence. They might not have thought this all the way through.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (/tuJf)
Right front started leaking right when Little VIA ran it into a projecting storm drain top while parking last night.
Left front is tagging along for the ride.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Ready for NASCAR, as long as you drive backwards.
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7n4KQ)
Economics, how does it work?
That's mighty big of him to tell them they understand if they want to resign after telling them they won't be paid.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (NOIQH)
The press makes up all sorts of stories about the Comey firing, that prove to be untrue, so now they shift the story that it's leaks coming from within the White House.
Lying liars got lie their ass off.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (HTdUD)
I suspect that my unperturbed response was due to the comparison with Pres. Hill.
Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (ZapPq)
The seething hate... they won't give up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (fceHP)
I get this except for The GOP. Do they honestly think they can separate themselves from Trump? They retained control of Congress because of him, and if he goes down, they are going down with him. How stupid are they?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7uYFy)
I see that my work here is done then,
Posted by: Curtain #3 at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (i/+aM)
Smart Man.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (2qHjF)
Glenn will talk with O'Reilly at 10am Eastern Time on Friday, May 12, at the top of the second hour of the show. Listeners can tune in to TheBlaze.com.
Anyone listening to this?
and this
EXCLUSIVE: Disgraced Bill O'Reilly scouted by conservative media outlets after Fox News exit
(new york daily news)
eek
Bill O'Reilly's ex-wife claims he attacked her after she found him having phone sex in 2009
According to McPhilmy, she found her then-husband engaging in phone sex while half-naked at around 10:30 p.m. one evening in December 2009. O'Reilly "flew into a fit of rage" upon her discovery and slammed her into a nearby wall. The force of her body hitting the wall left behind a hole that measured one foot across. He then, according to the affidavit, wrapped his arms around her shoulders, neck and hands, making it impossible for her to move.
McPhilmy was violently dragged out of her bedroom and down the second floor hallway of their multi-million dollar home in Long Island, New York. O'Reilly then dragged her down the stairs and through the kitchen.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (fceHP)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (i/+aM)
WZ
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (nN3W/)
Because ART, which is why this artist supports no tax payer money paying for art, because who gets to decide which artist gets the money, why that would be the Leftist Art Mafia, that's who.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (kXoT0)
The inventor's brother happened to be Mel Reynolds who had a run as the CEO of Alcoa (Aluminum Company of America) during the era they introduced their rolled aluminum foil. With the success of Reynolds Wrap Mel's brother got into the act with his own product line and thus we have Saran Wrap.
Posted by: DanMan at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (XTiHL)
think they can separate themselves from Trump? They retained control of
Congress because of him, and if he goes down, they are going down with
him. How stupid are they? Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7uYFy)
It's the "eat us last" strategy. Never fails.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Scott P at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (ihvlp)
Good grief! is she wearing purple leather???
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (a0IVu)
Purple Leather by Clinton.
Smells like Ben Gay vicodin.
You notice that you never see them both together, right?
Posted by: Scott P at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (ihvlp)
Posted by: chavez the hug
She is getting cheered for pointing out that mothers are very busy and we need to have a discussion about it..
Unlike us slovenly men. Which is totally not true. Can you believe I had to make my own sandwiches for several years after my kids were born? Had to wash a couple loads of dishes too. We need to have a discussion about that.
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 10:50 AM (1BQGO)
You can't fit it in the headphone jack or the charger hole.
Now, Hot Pockets on the other hand...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 10:50 AM (ul9CR)
303 297 The Fyre Festival disaster just gets bigger. Employees will no longer be paid.
http://tinyurl.com/kfbc6o7
Posted by: josephistan
I hear they are going to rename and rebrand the event. It's going to be "Taste of Venezuela".
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (7n4KQ)
You fucked up. You trusted us!
Posted by: JaRule at May 12, 2017 10:50 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (UmSfZ)
Left front is tagging along for the ride.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (i/+aM)
So is little VIA gonna pay for it?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Couch, Toaster and Chicken. LLC at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (i/+aM)
http://tinyurl.com/le2r2m7
^ Some of these details I DID NOT know...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (Quwsn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Oy5Bar42fI
He may be a goof but that boy can play guitar.
Later all.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (/BXzQ)
Ushering in the reign of a guy they hate equally, Mike Pence. They might not have thought this all the way through.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (/tuJf)
They never stop. Pick Trump off, they'll double down on Pence. Then anybody else.
There's only one solution.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (zRZaJ)
---
John Ringo had a good treatise on "trust" in "The Last Centurion"
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (suO/a)
ALCOA had a giant plant in Niagara Falls, powered by hydropower from Niagara Falls. The area is a hiking trail now. There's one little old section of an ALCOA wall near the trailhead.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (2qHjF)
Chelsea's too dumb to experience the cognitive dissonance of it all.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (fceHP)
And yet, she stays with him 2009--2017, another 8 years. At some point the excuse of your Catholic faith expires and you are just staying for the multi-million dollars homes and lifestyles. Do not say she was too scared to leave--she could have left with the support of everyone who wanted to bring down O'Reilly. I have never cared for him and I am not defending him--let him get whatever is coming to him.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (NOIQH)
Ushering in the reign of a guy they hate equally, Mike Pence. They might not have thought this all the way through.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (/tuJf)
SJW: Doesn't Hillary become president? How about Bernie? Can't we just pick who we want?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (suO/a)
But he didn't trust us.
Posted by: PaulGeorge at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (7uYFy)
He has offered.
Road hazard covers half.
Root cause is County failing to reinstall drain cover properly when repaving and curbing road last year.
Several additional claims have been filed with the county.
And I'm gonna try to get this one too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:54 AM (i/+aM)
==
Veterans get hiring preference in federal , state and local law enforcement by law.
They also have some measure of firearms exposure and understanding of a rank structure as well as knowledge of operational security.
The statistics are not very solid but the best guesses put post-Vietnam era police at about 75% veteran which has dropped to today's 50% or so.
Again, anecdote is not data but if you ask an agent whether or not their was sufficient evidence to prosecute Hillary, they are likely going to answer yes if they don't want to be thought of as a fool.
Prosecution is up to the DOJ. That's the USAO lawyers who debate what the meaning of is is and plot their career trajectory based on the "sex appeal" of a case.
You don't think that FBI agents want to put bad people in jail? After being prevented from doing just that for 8 lawless years?
Okay. Cool.
My experience is very different.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (C52a9)
Two other interesting back stories for products is Kingsford Charcoal and Maybeline Cosmetics.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (/BXzQ)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (UmSfZ)
they don't dress like that.
Boy is maybe a shepard or some kind of herder.
They are running off. The storm is the wild hunt coming to fetch her back.
She knows what's going to happen.
He thinks he knows, but he's wrong.
Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (xVRrG)
to make my own sandwiches for several years after my kids were born?
Had to wash a couple loads of dishes too. We need to have a discussion
about that.
Apparently young feminists and mommy bloggers invented parenting.
No one knew how to do it right before they came along...or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 10:50 AM (1BQGO)
Yeah, the poor ugly ungainly stupid little cow has hot and cold running nannies, a maid, a cook, and, a fleet of folks on tap to provide her with makeup, clothes, and jewelry to make her look human....somehow, I think a city girl can survive.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:56 AM (kXoT0)
John Ringo had a good treatise on "trust" in "The Last Centurion"
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (suO/a)
The Parable of the Lawn Mower
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2017 10:56 AM (XWkhW)
Glenn will talk with O'Reilly at 10am Eastern Time on Friday, May 12, at the top of the second hour of the show. Listeners can tune in to TheBlaze.com.
Anyone listening to this?
and this
EXCLUSIVE: Disgraced Bill O'Reilly scouted by conservative media outlets after Fox News exit
(new york daily news)
eek
Bill O'Reilly's ex-wife claims he attacked her after she found him having phone sex in 2009
According to McPhilmy, she found her then-husband engaging in phone sex while half-naked at around 10:30 p.m. one evening in December 2009. O'Reilly "flew into a fit of rage" upon her discovery and slammed her into a nearby wall. The force of her body hitting the wall left behind a hole that measured one foot across. He then, according to the affidavit, wrapped his arms around her shoulders, neck and hands, making it impossible for her to move.
McPhilmy was violently dragged out of her bedroom and down the second floor hallway of their multi-million dollar home in Long Island, New York. O'Reilly then dragged her down the stairs and through the kitchen.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (fceHP)
Sounds desperate going on Glenn Beck, a snake himself.
That story sounds like something from Goodfellas. Either way not a pretty picture.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:57 AM (2qHjF)
Breitbart
Good? Bad?
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:58 AM (nN3W/)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 10:58 AM (/BXzQ)
https://twitter.com/mwjohnso/status/862738986585948162
Posted by: Lizzy"
She can't help from slamming the USA and whining that only 9 other countries in the world don't have maternity leave and "Oh the suffering of woman here in the USA'
Good thing all those African and South American countries have maternity leave, or their lives would be a living hell like it is here.
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 10:58 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7uYFy)
Ummmmmm....very stupid.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2017 10:58 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (kXoT0)
she was probably paid shut up money
and lived separate lives
sounds like the place was big enough
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (fceHP)
Sounds desperate going on Glenn Beck, a snake himself.
That story sounds like something from Goodfellas. Either way not a pretty picture.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
Is Beck still on the air?
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (FZYNt)
How many arms does he have?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (493sH)
That story sounds like something from Goodfellas. Either way not a pretty picture.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:57 AM (2qHjF)
very desperate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (fceHP)
they don't dress like that.
Boy is maybe a shepard or some kind of herder.
They are running off. The storm is the wild hunt coming to fetch her back.
She knows what's going to happen.
He thinks he knows, but he's wrong.
Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (xVRrG)
I had a feeling this painting was full Pagan.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (2qHjF)
No one knew how to do it right before they came along...or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (NOIQH)
And breastfeeding, because no one kept a kid alive until the Breastfeeding Nazis showed up. I support a woman's right to breastfeed, be able to pump in a private and sanitary place, etc., but, I worked with BNs who did not stop until they had cowed management into providing a lactation room with recliners, lights on a rheostat, a locking door, and a sound system. Yeah, they went in there and put there feet up and napped.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: BuckIV at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (CLfqv)
Just up the road is the local Planned Parenthood clinic.
Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (/BXzQ)
No one knew how to do it right before they came along...or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (NOIQH) "
Don't forget "Nanny Share"
A concept which is huge around us.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (i/+aM)
and lived separate lives
sounds like the place was big enough
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (fceHP)
Of course she was paid, but, she still stayed under the same roof with him. It would've been smarter to get her own dwelling to which he had no access a few hundred or thousand miles away.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (kXoT0)
Oh, man!
At my company they let me use an unoccupied office where I had to paper over the glass window next to the door. It was private and did the trick without making a big deal about it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7uYFy)
That's a trick question.
Based on their track record I would say at least three SDs to the left of the bell curve.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:56
Well, she is out standing in her field.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2017 11:03 AM (sR5sS)
When this job plays out ... I'm going freelance. A company of one. Me, myself, and I.
Precisely to avoid the stupid shit created by stupid people (but I repeat myself).
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:03 AM (kBuGL)
At my company they let me use an unoccupied office where I had to paper over the glass window next to the door. It was private and did the trick without making a big deal about it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (NOIQH)
Yeah, they really milked it for all it was worth. I think of them every time some woman makes the news by feeding her infant without enough cover and outrages this or that person.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 11:04 AM (kXoT0)
How many arms does he have?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (493sH)
Probably more than I do!!!
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (Jcg9Q)
Just read the O'Reilly piece. Didn't hear the Beck interview. Did Beck kiss up to O'Reilly as usual?
In the grocery store this week, the National Enquirer headline told me:
O'Reilly is a wife beater, cheater, and perv. With accounts by his wife and daughter.
I do know his wife remarried, a police detective. Thoughts?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (PY9jH)
Based on their track record I would say at least three SDs to the left of the bell curve."
On the "Stupidity" bell curve, is going to the right good or bad?
I'm guessing an IQ bell curve would be right=good, left=bad.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (i/+aM)
Life, in one word.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (0mRoj)
Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)
Show up at a MoMee.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (Jcg9Q)
How did she know it was phone sex? He could have been talking with Greg from AllState and got put on hold.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:06 AM (dX0ot)
He should take his money, hire a 3 perfect 10 whores exclusively to himself, and enjoy retirement.
But he sounds like a legit predator so I doubt this will happen.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:06 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:06 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (/BXzQ)
was a daily mail piece
http://dailym.ai/2qaWoiV
In an affidavit filed in October of 2011, Bill O'Reilly's ex-wife Maureen McPhilmy accused him of assaulting her in a vicious attack at their home
McPhilmy said in the court filing, which was first obtained by Jezebel, that she caught O'Reilly having phone sex in their bedroom while naked from waist down
He then slammed her into a wall, dragged her down a hallway and grabbed her by the throat before pulling her down the stairs claims the affidavit
O'Reilly stopped the attack after he encountered a security guard who was in the family's $2.2million home to protect them according to the affidavit
McPhilmy said she opted to not press charges or tell authorities when asked by the guard, who she noted was caught off guard seeing her naked husband
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (fceHP)
Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)
Show up at a MoMee."
Heh!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (i/+aM)
Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)
Easy. Take off your top.
Any other questions ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (kBuGL)
I considered this once. The hours would be great, but the boss would be a total dick.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (0mRoj)
He should take his money, hire a 3 perfect 10 whores exclusively to himself, and enjoy retirement.
But he sounds like a legit predator so I doubt this will happen.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:06 AM (2qHjF)
another Bill Clinton
but I don't know if O'Reilly raped anyone
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (fceHP)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (dX0ot)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM
Only if you're a racist, cisheteropatriarchal Nazi.
Posted by: Proggie at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (sR5sS)
Any other questions ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (kBuGL)
Way to mansplain (which auto-cucumber doesn't try to change, BTW)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (XQX5L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)
Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)
1. Wear what she's wearing.
2. Teach high school.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (0mRoj)
Any other questions ?
* suggested edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:09 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (/BXzQ)
was a daily mail piece
http://dailym.ai/2qaWoiV
In an affidavit filed in October of 2011, Bill O'Reilly's ex-wife Maureen McPhilmy accused him of assaulting her in a vicious attack at their home
McPhilmy said in the court filing, which was first obtained by Jezebel, that she caught O'Reilly having phone sex in their bedroom while naked from waist down
He then slammed her into a wall, dragged her down a hallway and grabbed her by the throat before pulling her down the stairs claims the affidavit
O'Reilly stopped the attack after he encountered a security guard who was in the family's $2.2million home to protect them according to the affidavit
McPhilmy said she opted to not press charges or tell authorities when asked by the guard, who she noted was caught off guard seeing her naked husband
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (fceHP)
Scorsese could not write a better scene.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:09 AM (2qHjF)
Charming. Thanks. That was quite helpful.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (smD62)
We're here to help. Anytime.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:09 AM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning!
Sounds like you have a lot of great mammaries of your workplace experience.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (PY9jH)
asked by the guard, who she noted was caught off guard seeing her naked
husband
===
So the security guard was deposed/ interviewed as well, right?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (C52a9)
Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)
1. Wear what she's wearing.
2. Teach high school.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (0mRoj)
Sadly this is now the norm and not the rapey exception to the rule.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:11 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (PY9jH)
who was on the other side of the line
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:11 AM (fceHP)
There's always room for improvement.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winchester_Model_1897
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (TppKb)
Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)
Wear Saran wrap like the girl in the painting.
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (7HtZB)
I DO love this job..
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)
Thanks. What's that number again? 1 800 Hem lock?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (smD62)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (HTdUD)
*takes notes*
Do they deliver?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (/BXzQ)
If we think Chelsea is unbearably obnoxious and entitled, just wait for Malia and Sasha to be in our faces, all the time. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)
I don't see this happening. From the photos I saw, they seemed mostly uninterested in anything around them, including their parents.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (smD62)
Depends. Are you a sweater?
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (XQX5L)
Escape velocity projectile puke there, capable of blasting modestly-sized asteroids into rubble.
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (hJrjt)
Its his son. His 40 time is 3.9. Wants to play corner like his dad.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (/BXzQ)
She also claims her mother sang to her.
This would explain a lot.
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (1BQGO)
I was going to read the Morning Report, but there was a picture from some old 1950s monster movie, scared me off. So I jumped up to here.
After the adrenaline wears off, I may go back and try again.
Those two in the painting... have we yet determined if this is Before or After? I'm guessing Just Before....
Posted by: mindful webworker - needs bacon at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (CJRaf)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (PY9jH)
Now for tonight's 'impact segment"
Posted by: PaulGeorge at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM
At least you don't have to imagine either O'Reilly or O'Reilly jr. going all Exorcist, as it would be a no-spin zone
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2017 11:16 AM (sR5sS)
entitled, just wait for Malia and Sasha to be in our faces, all the
time. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)
I
don't see this happening. From the photos I saw, they seemed mostly
uninterested in anything around them, including their parents.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Does anyone here believe either girl even remotely resembles TFG? The oldest has her mom's RBF. The youngest doesn't look like either one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:16 AM (PY9jH)
Here's the funny thing. I can't imagine someone doing a painting like this without models. And I'd love to have known what was going on in the studio while this one was done.
"Can you suck on those a little more, they're not sticking out enough"
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (TppKb)
He's probably hairy, but the Irish probably means he's got some red/orange hairs mixed in with the gray. Plus freckles. Plus sagging. Maybe an unusually shaped dong too, or bad scrote skin.
Probably looks like some kind of brindle Sasquatch/Pans Labyrinth monster combination.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (dX0ot)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (XQX5L)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Strobe at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (gbWkA)
Just rubbing one out for the "folks"...
Posted by: Naked O'Reilly at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (qJhUV)
No not really."
All "Ettes are 29 years old.
Charming, witty, attractive and intelligent.
And never sweatt, only occasionally perspire, and usually only glisten.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (2qHjF)
You are funny. I had similar thoughts during art history lectures in college. When does the symbolism stop!?!
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (PY9jH)
... and welcome back to the ScoggFactor. I'm ScoggDog.
The ScoggFactor Word of the Day is erection. Bring it up whenever you can.
... and to the Mailbag. Tickled Pink writes ...
How do I get a boy to hold me tenderly. Love your show.
Well thanks Pink. I can tell you this ... you won't endear yourself by interrupting a guy during phone sex. That shit is expensive. Bitches have been slapped down for less. You'll be receiving a signed copy of my newest book, Killing My Jerk Session, absolutely free.
... And now to the ScoggFactor Go Fuck Yourself Memo ...
Life's a Bitch. Then you die. It's mostly a shit sandwich in between. And that's the memo.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (/BXzQ)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (Quwsn)
Chelsea claims singing to your baby is good for brain development.
(Which is exactly what mothers the world have in mind but just in case
they forget there are studies to prove it.)
She also claims her mother sang to her.
This would explain a lot.
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (1BQGO)
The Beast. Singing.
"Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' shortnin'
Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' bread." With a fake black/southern accent.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
==
No? I can see a little Stanley Ann Dunham there.
Or maybe Yeti.
Hard to tell .
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (XQX5L)
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM
We utilize a topical application of ice.
Posted by: Playboy photographers at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (sR5sS)
Granted the stuff on O'Reilly sounds awful, but...is there a reason we're believing any of it right now? Because the track record of convenient accusation a against Folks Leftists Hate is, well, dubious.
What's the proof?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (kTF2Z)
Gaak. That is so excruciatingly, horridly specific.
Well done.
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (CLKfs)
"Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' shortnin'
Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' bread." With a fake black/southern accent.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)
"Jesus loves the little children,
even the ones we like to abort."
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (Jcg9Q)
resembles TFG? The oldest has her mom's RBF. The youngest doesn't look
like either one. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:16 AM (PY9jH)
Maybe they're "Fair Trade" children who were purchased and deployed as "prop kids" by the Obamas. We thought Hillary cultivating Chelsea in a petri dish was unfortunate--at least she fed and monitored the Chelsea cotyledon; the Obamas didn't even show that much nurturing.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (kBuGL)
Truth.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (XQX5L)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (smD62)
Works for me!
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
They wear Saran Wrap and have a seventeen-year-old dude's hand sliding up their midsection.
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (TppKb)
She does tell a good story though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (i/+aM)
==
Ha !
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (XQX5L)
That's ignorant! HEE-HEE!
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
- half naked bonerfied OReilly-squatch howling in the darkness
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (dX0ot)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (XQX5L)
"Bread" meaning money.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (0mRoj)
Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)
I don't know if you are around my age, mid-late 30's, or younger, but men are legit dropping out from dating women. I would suggest forgetting about them and focusing on yourself and your health, diet, and working out. Seriously, don't think about sex or boys. Try and work on becoming innocent again. This is what men and boys are looking for these days, innocence, healthy, somebody who wants kids, non feminist, loyalty. Be patient. The longer you work on yourself and getting back your innocence, then the better chance you have in landing a stable decent man.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (2qHjF)
Unless they are *very* lucky the best years of their lives happened to them before they were twenty (and they almost certainly didn't appreciate them). The Ferret isn't going to support useless eaters the way Hellary paid for her spawn and there are very few ways to continue the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (sEDyY)
I think they'd gladly trade Trump for Pence.
Pence is a typical pol they can understand and roll.
Trump is like anti-matter to them.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (XsVWn)
Ace of spades, come for the humor, stay for the flawlessly painted boobehs.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Playboy photographers
How much of France had modern refrigeration then?
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (TppKb)
What would she sing? Maybe...
"I drink alone-with nobody else.
You know when I drink alone-I prefer to be by myself."
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (ul9CR)
I am about your age yes.
But....innocent AGAIN? Again?!
Rofl
Rofl
Rofl
Rofl
If I work anymore on my innocence, I am gonna be wearing Garanimals and sleeping in a princess bed.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (smD62)
Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' bread." With a fake black/southern accent.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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So, presumably Barky sang:
Shoo fly, don't bother me
Shoo fly, don't bother me
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (OdK9v)
Achmed the Dead Terrorist interviews President Wonald Grump
https://youtu.be/1sufgWZK5c4
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (C52a9)
I don't know if you are around my age, mid-late 30's, or younger, but men are legit dropping out from dating women. I would suggest forgetting about them and focusing on yourself and your health, diet, and working out. Seriously, don't think about sex or boys. Try and work on becoming innocent again. This is what men and boys are looking for these days, innocence, healthy, somebody who wants kids, non feminist, loyalty. Be patient. The longer you work on yourself and getting back your innocence, then the better chance you have in landing a stable decent man.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (2qHjF)
I was watching MGTOW 101 videos yesterday. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)
Don't forget to wipe up.
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (TppKb)
******
At least that's how her ghost imaginary childhood friend (re)members it.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (smD62)
Bunk
Posted by: R. Polanski at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (XQX5L)
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (0mRoj)
I'm glad for everything at a-hole gets.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (dZ756)
Charming, witty, attractive and intelligent.
And never sweatt, only occasionally perspire, and usually only glisten.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (i/+aM)
And they don't shit, they candy
Posted by: MAC-SOG at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (QPdNE)
Posted by: gracepc at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (OU4q6)
If I work anymore on my innocence, I am gonna be wearing Garanimals and sleeping in a princess bed.
Posted by: Tickled Pink
===
Huh.
What kind of Garanimals?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (0mRoj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_iHQSjaFs
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (ul9CR)
No kidding?!
I so wish I had Chelsea dropping that kind of knowledge back I when my son was a babe. Would never have occurred to me to breastfeed, sing, etc.
All of this rehashing the obvious as if it were groundbreaking (the baby stuff, fighting the so-called issue of "period-shaming") makes it feel like we're living in Idiocracy. Really, crops will grow if you - get this! - water them?!?! Tell me more!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (NOIQH)
Those two in the painting... have we yet determined if this is Before or After? I'm guessing Just Before....
Posted by: mindful webworker
Before.
After she finds out he's broker 'an shit, he's blowing his horn by himself.
*toot*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (udajc)
But, innocence ain't one of them. That one, I have down.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (smD62)
*****
Once you can fake that sincerely you've got it made.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (UmSfZ)
I was watching MGTOW 101 videos yesterday. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)
Actually... I'm pretty up front about being a Man, who thinks and acts like a Man... and even have that on my online dating profile.
You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (XQX5L)
I'm guessing Trump agrees with you and that's why he tweeted to remind Comey their conversations may be on record.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (sEDyY)
groundbreaking (the baby stuff, fighting the so-called issue of
"period-shaming") makes it feel like we're living in Idiocracy. Really,
crops will grow if you - get this! - water them?!?! Tell me more!!!
Posted by: Lizzy
You know what else makes crops grow? Carbon dioxide!
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (dZ756)
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM
Wherever we shot, ici meme.
Posted by: Playboy photographers at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (sR5sS)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:28 AM (XQX5L)
Clothing line for kids they used to sell at Sear's where they would tell you which pieces were meant to be paired by the animal on the label. The blue striped giraffe-tagged shirt goes with the navy couderoy giraffe-tagged shorts, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)
There is truth to many of the MGTOW views, especially when dealing with female nature in women younger than 45 as they approach college age and are white.
I'm rewatching Entourage on Amazon Prime, and holy shit do they have female nature pegged in that show. I'm sticking with it because of that, and Billy Walsh, and the wisdom of Johnny Drama. But yeah, Entourage is pretty damn MGTOW.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:28 AM (2qHjF)
I was watching MGTOW 101 videos yesterday. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)
Actually... I'm pretty up front about being a Man, who thinks and acts like a Man... and even have that on my online dating profile.
You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
How are you conveying that, specifically? Serious question.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (0mRoj)
If he could blow his own horn, she'd be left behind.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (PCof0)
You mellow pot guys sure get angry when someone wants to bogart you stuff.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (/BXzQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)
Ah.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (0mRoj)
Oh, no - that kills the planet. #SettledScienceBitchezzz
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (NOIQH)
If he could blow his own horn, she'd be left behind.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (PCof0)
And he'd have never left his house.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (0mRoj)
So in other words a first date who suggests Build-A-Bear is pure dreamland.
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (TppKb)
Went back to the morning report. Scanned the headlines, then searched the comments.
Nobody said, "I'm tired of these m-----f----- scorpions on this m-----f----- plane!"
I just don't know this place anymore.
Posted by: mindful webworker - whose hoo at AOS at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (CJRaf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)
Good luck!!
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (Jcg9Q)
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Very good analysis. I think that you are dead right. Comey's behavior was nothing short of erratic.
Lots of inner conflict/rationalization there I think.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)
Don't order Mexican/spicy food. Seriously, though, good luck!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (PY9jH)
You're doing it wrong.
Why call someone and pay for phone sex? People call me all day long!!
"Hello, Mr BSG, this is Globobank with a special offer just for you!"
"Really?!? Well I have a special offer for you too!! First, I'm going to wrap you in Saran Wrap, head to toe. Then, I'm going to cut out two holes- one so you can breath, and...."
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (dX0ot)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)
Break a leg!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Allah the Innocence Seller at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (v2JGC)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (smD62)
Strangely enough, having now conceived of the concept, should my wife ever leave me I would try suggesting this.
Because acceptance/rejection of the idea would be a good measure of compatibility.
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (sR5sS)
You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
Interesting.
Apparently I suck at doing that (like lots of other stuff).
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (Jcg9Q)
Yeah, I've noticed that too. I really don't think Obambi would/could impregnate a woman. I do remember stories about Moochelle having a relatively obvious relationship with a Marine Corps guard at the White house. Maybe it was the guy Baraka made hold up the umbrella. Whoever it was, he better have been drawing hazard pay.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (O2RFr)
Do you go down the slides or crawl up them?
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (Jcg9Q)
Join the club.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (0mRoj)
And for the rest of you unemployed folks, polish up those interview suits and resumes because people are hiring like crazy right now.
Go for it.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (smD62)
Her eyebrows don't look all that innocent--she's kinda got the crazy eye and unibrow.
Posted by: Allah the Innocence Seller at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (v2JGC)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (smD62)
Mine too.
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (smD62)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)
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Duke, I've been praying for a job for you for a long time. I'm glad you just posted that. I'll up the prayers right now. Good luck!
Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (RD7QR)
Advice For Mothers To Raise Healthy Baby's
1. Sing to xer
2. More govt. programs
2. Call the Village for support
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (1BQGO)
I am about your age yes.
But....innocent AGAIN? Again?!
Rofl
Rofl
Rofl
Rofl
If I work anymore on my innocence, I am gonna be wearing Garanimals and sleeping in a princess bed.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (smD62)
Seriously, work on your health. Health is important to men. Men are looking for somebody as a lifetime partner. Start eating High Fat, Protien and zero carbs with only one meal a day. Start working out. The more effort that you put into yourself for the longest amount of time, the more responses you will get from men. You want a loyal healthy good looking man yourself right? Well you have to work for it these days.
I lost 70 lbs in 4 months. It can be done. You can do this.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (2qHjF)
I think Malaria or whatever her name is, looks just like obama... The Russian one, Satchel or Sasha is the one who looks like neither...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (/BXzQ)
So that story was a lie?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at May 12, 2017 11:35 AM (u9OP6)
Advice For Mothers To Raise Healthy Baby's
1. Sing to xer
2. More govt. programs
2. Call the Village for support
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (1BQGO)
They want...information.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:35 AM (0mRoj)
Dude! You don't even know me and you are calling me fat?! Dude! Ugh.
@514
I'm not sure what that means.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:35 AM (smD62)
And for the rest of you unemployed folks, polish up those interview suits and resumes because people are hiring like crazy right now.
Go for it.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (C52a9)
People tell me that all the time. What they don't realize is that even if they're hiring, that doesn't mean they're gonna hire YOU (i.e. me).
Got another email rejection yesterday for a job I thought I was well suited for. It's hard to get your foot in the door when you can't even get to the door.
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (Jcg9Q)
You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
That is the way to fly. Never apologize for being man, and the real women will come.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (aMlLZ)
(We had art books at home, so the nekkid was no big thing.)
Looking back fifty-odd years, I'm thinking "In your living room?
Seriously?"
Posted by: Sal at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (hA4a+)
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Heh.
Before telemarketers were robots, I used to tell them that I was busy right now but if they would give me their phone number that I would be glad to call them back at home around dinnertime.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (C52a9)
Strangely, Google search turns up both spellings.
I'm too lazy to research this further.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (/BXzQ)
So that story was a lie?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (493sH)
I don't know if that lawsuit was specific to that affidavit but another piece of it confirms she was having an extra marital affair.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:37 AM (/BXzQ)
He was hoping for a blowjob?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2017 11:37 AM (nlbfN)
I was watching MGTOW 101 videos yesterday. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)
Actually... I'm pretty up front about being a Man, who thinks and acts like a Man... and even have that on my online dating profile.
You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
How are you conveying that, specifically? Serious question.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (0mRoj)
He has sole custody of his kids. He is probably drowning in mish.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:37 AM (2qHjF)
I advise a quantity versus quality approach. Apply for freaking everything.
You can always look for new opportunities once you are employed.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:39 AM (C52a9)
No, this historical massive barrage of hate is taking its toll. He needs to keep forging ahead and try to ignore the haters from both sides of the aisle.
It's the media, the nevertrumpers, the GOPe, and the big Soros money doing this. Hollywood. Every aspect of our "culture" is doing this. He is constantly under fire.
The seething hate... they won't give up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (fceHP)
Yes, the hate is ultimately directed at us, the deplorable American people. Trump is just a proxy.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 11:40 AM (xjiRE)
Dude! You don't even know me and you are calling me fat?! Dude! Ugh.
@514
I'm not sure what that means.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:35 AM (smD62)
No you projected that I called you fat. I never did. I said focus on your health, diet, and fitness. I used me as an example that it can be done. One meal a day is healthy and inspires discipline. Treat your health and fitness like its a 24/7 job.
I never called you fat. I was trying to offer positive motivation. I'm sorry that you projected that image onto yourself based on my comments.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:41 AM (2qHjF)
http://tinyurl.com/jvsjd6b
Amazing to consider these are more than a century old, and that for some unknown reason nearly the entire print run was destroyed.
Posted by: strata at May 12, 2017 11:41 AM (K/HG0)
Left front is tagging along for the ride.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (i/+aM)
So is little VIA gonna pay for it?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (Jcg9Q)
Sounds like a slam-dunk for Road Hazard Warranty, if the tires are so covered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 11:41 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)
Don't fart unless he farts first.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2017 11:42 AM (baYK5)
He then slammed her into a wall, dragged her down a hallway and grabbed her by the throat before pulling her down the stairs claims the affidavit
O'Reilly stopped the attack after he encountered a security guard who was in the family's $2.2million home to protect them according to the affidavit
McPhilmy said she opted to not press charges or tell authorities when asked by the guard, who she noted was caught off guard seeing her naked husband
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (fceHP)
Scorsese could not write a better scene.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:09 AM (2qHjF)
Did he put his pants on before or after the assault?
A man with his junk exposed can be a dangerous animal.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2017 11:42 AM (5VlCp)
Well not for nothin or nothin, but I currently usually only eat one meal a day, so I'm already there.
Thanks though.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:43 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Glenn Johndickenstein at May 12, 2017 11:45 AM (LilNs)
Posted by: macbrooks at May 12, 2017 11:50 AM (vCCo/)
Charming, witty, attractive and intelligent.
And never sweatt, only occasionally perspire, and usually only glisten.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (i/+aM)
And they don't shit, they candy
Posted by: MAC-SOG at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (QPdNE)
And they piss rose petals.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 11:52 AM (X6fMO)
If it were true there should have been a Dr.'s report. What she claims he did would have caused significant bruising and could have caused internal injuries that you'd think she'd want checked.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 11:53 AM (sEDyY)
You're doing it wrong.
Why call someone and pay for phone sex? People call me all day long!!
"Hello, Mr BSG, this is Globobank with a special offer just for you!"
"Really?!? Well I have a special offer for you too!! First, I'm going to wrap you in Saran Wrap, head to toe. Then, I'm going to cut out two holes- one so you can breath, and...."--
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That is so wrong, but really really funny.
Posted by: shibumi at May 12, 2017 11:57 AM (8zWAk)
Well not for nothin or nothin, but I currently usually only eat one meal a day, so I'm already there.
Thanks though.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:43 AM (smD62)
That's awesome! YouTube Crossfit and watch some of their competitions. Write down modified versions of them. The more cardio that you do the less muscle you will put on. You should concentrate on putting on muscle and strength the first 8 weeks. Then spend 4 weeks doing higher reps. Try to stay in a fat burning zone so you don't burn muscle and protein. Stay away from all carbs.
Do legs everyday and core everyday. That is what men like. Have fun and be confident.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:57 AM (2qHjF)
(We had art books at home, so the nekkid was no big thing.)
Looking back fifty-odd years, I'm thinking "In your living room?
Seriously?"
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was there plastic wrap on the sofa?
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