Mid-Morning Open Thread

The Storm.jpg

The Storm
Pierre-Auguste Cot

[H/T Jacinthe Des Bois]

There are all sorts of competing ideas in this work. The innocence and sweetness in the faces of the two is in contrast to the barely hidden sexuality of the girl, and the horn (with its obvious connotation) on the hip of the boy.

Or maybe it's just a very nicely executed painting of an interesting scene.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 I'm going with nicely executed painting.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 12, 2017 09:22 AM (Tnhbr)

2 1st 1st??

Posted by: Dilligas at May 12, 2017 09:22 AM (7pw0/)

3 Cot? never heard of him.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 12, 2017 09:22 AM (ukNFU)

4 Fabric Porn.

Posted by: Max Power at May 12, 2017 09:23 AM (QCc6B)

5 I'd hit it.

Now that's out of the way.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2017 09:24 AM (KOaTi)

6 I call this painting: "White Privilege"

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 12, 2017 09:24 AM (UOr6C)

7 I would not kick THAT out of bed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:25 AM (KlI/a)

8 strange

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 12, 2017 09:25 AM (0O7c5)

9 Back in the day, we all wore horns on our belts as was the fashion at the time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:25 AM (/tuJf)

10 WOW!

Don't know why, but this is my all time fav

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 12, 2017 09:25 AM (jjaLl)

11 >>I would not kick THAT out of bed

Dude, he looks like he's underage.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (/tuJf)

12 I am concerned that the two persons in this waiting are just running blindly, believing everything that Trump tells them to.

Posted by: Eskimaux at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (UOr6C)

13 I'd hit that.

*the girl that is*

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (Jcg9Q)

14 There's no storm in that painting, "The Storm". In fact, it looks like a pretty nice day.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (zc3Db)

15 The facial expression are very interesting. She's looking behind her with sense of worry. He's looking at her with a smirk. Horn indeed.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (nwqNw)

16 That's some mad skilzzz.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (HTdUD)

17 That dress isn't going to protect her from . . . THE STORM!

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 12, 2017 09:27 AM (2RBkF)

18 WTF is she wearing? I never EVER got to put my hand on something like that.

This one better named 'Fifteen year old dude wet dream'

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:27 AM (TppKb)

19 Or maybe it's just a very nicely executed painting of an interesting scene.

Not after the Horde is done with it.

(Boy whispering: "No really, just relax and it doesn't hurt that much.")

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 12, 2017 09:27 AM (RD7QR)

20 she is looking at the "storm" he is looking at her....with intent.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 12, 2017 09:27 AM (0O7c5)

21
Art Appreciation - a limerick

The background is ominously stippled
The fabric suggestively rippled
But lo and behold
The air must be cold
For that damsel's distinctively nippled

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:28 AM (wPiJc)

22 the barely hidden sexuality of the girl

She's wearing a friggin saran wrap dress.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:28 AM (zc3Db)

23 This looks like a reinterpretation of the nymph and satyr image.
http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/works-of-art/14.40.687/

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (nwqNw)

24 Tristen and Isolde. She's doing a Spielberg and looking off in the distances, he's checking for puppies.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (suO/a)

25 I prefer to think its two lesbians, the one on the left with almost zero tits which makes the size A's of the other one with the diaphanous robe look like B+'s. Nice horn for a lady.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (kfcYC)

26
I can't imagine what kind of actual fabric the young woman is wearing. It probably can't exist in reality.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (HTdUD)

27 Kinda rapey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (EZebt)

28 Sometimes a horn is just a horn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (IqV8l)

29 He' a real horndog,

Posted by: dantesed at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (88xKn)

30 My mother always told me to wear nice underwear in case I got caught in a storm. This girl may have been an orphan.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (DLIpz)

31 Dude, he looks like he's underage.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:26 AM (/tuJf)

There's a guy in the picture? I had not noticed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (KlI/a)

32 You know, those two in the painting are about to run into that rock right in front of them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (zc3Db)

33 My mother always told me to wear nice underwear in case I got caught in a storm. This girl may have been an orphan.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (DLIpz)

Or ahead of her times

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (KlI/a)

34 I didn't know Saran-Wrap was around back in those days.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (+FSld)

35 And Muldoon roars in to write another verse in the AoS Quran.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (TppKb)

36 The Secret Storm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (IqV8l)

37 She's wearing a friggin saran wrap dress.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Makes her more interesting than if she were nude, I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (ZO497)

38 One of my all time favorites!!!

LOVE it!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (oQQwD)

39 26
I can't imagine what kind of actual fabric the young woman is wearing. It probably can't exist in reality.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 09:29 AM (HTdUD)



I actually have a wrap that looks exactly like that fabric. Very thin and sheer. Quite delicate.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (DLIpz)

40 I didn't know Saran-Wrap was around back in those days.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2017 09:30 AM (+FSld)


Not only was it around but the girl in this painting is named "Saran".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (zc3Db)

41 I would have thought this was Bougereau, for some reason.

In any event, here's another Cot: Ophelia:

http://tinyurl.com/komktnl

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (X6fMO)

42 barely hidden sexuality of the girl





Why bother dressing?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (PCof0)

43 >>Makes her more interesting than if she were nude, I think.

I don't know. I think I'd still be pretty interested if she was nekid.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (/tuJf)

44 (Boy whispering: "No really, just relax and it doesn't hurt that much.")

You just end up aching for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 09:32 AM (X6fMO)

45 The innocence and sweetness in the faces of the two is in contrast to the barely hidden sexuality of the girl, and the horn (with its obvious connotation) on the hip of the boy.

Um ... The sexuality has nothing to do with hips.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (vRcUp)

46 Fortunately, just off-picture, there's a cheery little cabin next to a bubbling, moon-limned stream with a little water-wheel and a cozy fireplace...

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (Bdeb0)

47 >>I actually have a wrap that looks exactly like that fabric. Very thin and sheer. Quite delicate.

How you doin'?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (/tuJf)

48 I actually have a wrap that looks exactly like that fabric. Very thin and sheer. Quite delicate.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (DLIpz)


You already told us how you wore that to your calculus class ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (zc3Db)

49 Kid had the presence of mind to cop a feel even at a dead run.

Well played, young man. Well. Played.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (kBuGL)

50 You know, those two in the painting are about to run into that rock right in front of them.

https://youtu.be/IkMFLUXTEwM

Dude gets to land on magnificent rack. Feature not bug.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (TppKb)

51 Pretty amazing technique to paint a nood female who is fully clothed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (sEDyY)

52 3 Cot? never heard of him.

--

He's in his bunk

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (h/uSM)

53
C'mon Helen. Let's get in out of the rain......

Posted by: Paris at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (XWkhW)

54 Old Mexican: He said there's a storm coming.
Sarah Connor: I know.

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (2RBkF)

55 Tristen and Isolde. She's doing a Spielberg and looking off in the distances, he's checking for puppies.
Posted by: auscolpyr
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Heloise and Abelard. It won't end well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (ZO497)

56 Meh, Winona wore the nightgown better.
And did stairs.
And didn't have some gay Shia LeBoeuf (LaBeef?) running partner.
BUT SHE'S A STRONG SECOND!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:35 AM (dX0ot)

57 Sure would be nice if whoever posts the at thread could include the date of the work presented.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2017 09:35 AM (DuH+r)

58 I actually have a wrap that looks exactly like that fabric. Very thin and sheer. Quite delicate.



Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:31 AM (DLIpz)

Ahem.....rules, etc.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:36 AM (Jcg9Q)

59 Check out them nekkid feet!

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at May 12, 2017 09:36 AM (5fSr7)

60 You already told us how you wore that to your calculus class ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:33 AM (



I'm an unconventional grandma / pastors wife. What can I say?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:36 AM (DLIpz)

61 55 Tristen and Isolde. She's doing a Spielberg and looking off in the distances, he's checking for puppies.
Posted by: auscolpyr
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Heloise and Abelard. It won't end well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:34 AM (ZO497)

Especially not for Abelard. Yeow.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (RD7QR)

62
Alright. Those weeds aren't going to hose themselves down with Roundup.

Nice find, CBD.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (HTdUD)

63 Not a word was spoken between us, there was little risk involved
Everything up to that point had been left unresolved
Try imagining a place where everything is safe and warm
Come in, she said
I'll give you shelter from the storm

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (/tuJf)

64 Wish that damn girl would get out of the way ...

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (kBuGL)

65 Sure would be nice if whoever posts the at thread could include the date of the work presented.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2017 09:35 AM (DuH+r)

Yes...it would.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 09:37 AM (rF0hx)

66


Segregation is all the rage these days. Under the banner of social justice, more and more schools are dividing their students into increasingly niche groups to provide them with safe spaces apart from each otherthe polar opposite of inclusivity and integration.


A fundraiser for the Princess Prom
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.

Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)

67 Those are some sexy looking toes. On the girl too.

Posted by: Dick Morris at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (nN3W/)

68 Her parents let her out of the house dressed like that?

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (x9c8r)

69 >>Sure would be nice if whoever posts the at thread could include the date of the work presented.

Friday, May 12, 2017.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (/tuJf)

70 May I request something be Caspar David Friedrich. Thanks to the Nazis, you won't have too many to choose from.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (nwqNw)

71 I always thought Shia LaBeouf was a halal steakhouse.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (TppKb)

72 You know what would make this better?

Tan lines.

Just saying.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (dX0ot)

73 Heloise and Abelard

Paris and Helen

Tristan and Isolde



******


Joanie and Chachi?



Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (wPiJc)

74 Pretty amazing technique to paint a nood female who is fully clothed.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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Pfft. You call that 'art'?

Posted by: Jackson Pollack at May 12, 2017 09:39 AM (ZO497)

75 I can only assume that the storm is in his testes

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (h/uSM)

76 She is looking back at the approaching storm, he appears to be looking at her. I think your first assessment is the correct one, though it is a nicely executed painting too.

Posted by: steve walsh at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (7C7xp)

77 68 Her parents let her out of the house dressed like that?
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (x9c8r)



Her name's probably Lizzie Borden.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (DLIpz)

78 She's wearing Saran wrap!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (hMwEB)

79 Sure would be nice if whoever posts the at thread could include the date of the work presented.

Well ... you could click the picture link ... or just mouse over it and see the date in the URL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (zc3Db)

80 Segregation is all the rage these days. Under the banner of social justice, more and more schools are dividing their students into increasingly niche groups to provide them with safe spaces apart from each otherthe polar opposite of inclusivity and integration.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)

Harvard!

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/5/10/black-commencement-event/

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (rF0hx)

81 Chelsea and Mezvinsky?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:40 AM (wPiJc)

82 That picture makes every father with a daughter reach for the shotgun and ammo box.

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (7n4KQ)

83 Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:28 AM (wPiJc)

*golf clap*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (hMwEB)

84 Didn't Kate Beckinsale wear that dress? If not, why not?

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (7n4KQ)

85 I just noticed that she's missing an arm!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (hMwEB)

86 Some quick GoogleFu showed that the artist did a similar work called Spring, where dude and almost naked chic are sitting on a swing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (kBuGL)

87 Oh, btw, I put Anna Puma's new book up on my blog today (link in nic)

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (hMwEB)

88 tippy toe running

Posted by: concrete girl at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (WKvlL)

89 TOMMY JAMES AND THE SHONDELLS LYRICS

"Children, behave"
That's what they say when we're together
"And watch how you play"
They don't understand

And so we're running just as fast as we can
Holding on to one another's hand
Trying to get away into the night
And then you put your arms around me
As we tumble to the ground and then you say

I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound

Look at the way
We gotta hide what we're doing
'Cause what would they say
If they ever knew

And so we're running just as fast as we can
Holding on to one another's hand
Trying to get away into the night
And then you put your arms around me
As we tumble to the ground and then you say

I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound

I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now

Posted by: Spot at May 12, 2017 09:43 AM (uk240)

90 That's next week's winners on DWTS.

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:43 AM (7n4KQ)

91 There's a light, over at the Barney Frankenstein place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 12, 2017 09:44 AM (vRcUp)

92 This painting has so much going on under the surface. It's interesting how Cot gives an picture of young innocence while providing (very) subtle hints of debauchery.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:44 AM (nwqNw)

93 Sarandipity?

And if she's wearing that thing, outside with no undies, I'm thinking this ain't her first rodeo. NTTIAWWT

Still, I'd ask to see her ID first.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (wTwJ2)

94 >>>I just noticed that she's missing an arm!

Status:
[ ] Turgid
[X] Semi
[ ] Flaccid
[ ] Caitlyn

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (dX0ot)

95 The lad is carrying a horn. He's horny.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (nN3W/)

96 Man's first attempt at the wet t-shirt contest.

Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (7HtZB)

97 "and the horn (with its obvious connotation) on the hip of the boy."

There's that but what's with the feathers underneath the horn on that guy.

I thought maybe this is some kind of allegory on Adam and Eve being cast out of the Garden but 1) they have clothes on, 2) and there's no snake and 3) if I was right this probably would have been saved for the gardening thread this weekend.

Posted by: DaveD at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (P5fqQ)

98 @91 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 12, 2017 09:44 AM (vRcUp)


Brad and Janet!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (wPiJc)

99 since there's no rain, is the big sheet deployed as a braking mechanism?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (h/uSM)

100 >>72
You know what would make this better?

Tentacles. And a leering, middle-aged salaryman.

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (Bdeb0)

101 picture of young innocence while providing (very) subtle hints of debauchery.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:44 AM (nwqNw)


Are we looking at the same painting? Mine has nothing subtle about it and the only innocence seems to be long lost ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (zc3Db)

102 >>It's interesting how Cot gives an picture of young innocence while providing (very) subtle hints of debauchery.

Subtle? She's nekid and he's wearing a horn and a perv grin.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (/tuJf)

103 That picture makes every father with a daughter reach for the shotgun and ammo box.

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (7n4KQ)

20 acres, shotgun, shovel.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (x9c8r)

104 Lil' Abner and Daisy Mae

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:47 AM (wPiJc)

105 Respected Duke professor of theology resigns after PC witch hunt:

http://tinyurl.com/lnlvsr8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 09:47 AM (fDdVG)

106 wish he'd a painted the next step

Posted by: DanMan at May 12, 2017 09:47 AM (XTiHL)

107 Marvel at the deep state in action:

https://tinyurl.com/m92zfaj

Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 09:48 AM (XsVWn)

108 Guy's thinking, "Left hand. A little higher. Next lightning flash."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 09:49 AM (BWL+E)

109 103 That picture makes every father with a daughter reach for the shotgun and ammo box.
Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (7n4KQ)

20 acres, shotgun, shovel.
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (x9c8r)


Don't scrimp on the Quicklime.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 09:49 AM (kBuGL)

110 I just noticed that she's missing an arm!

Status:
[ ] Turgid
[X] Semi
[ ] Flaccid
[ ] Caitlyn
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:45 AM (dX0ot)

======

The TRO is still in effect, in both English and Dutch, Hairball. Just so you know.

Posted by: Winona at May 12, 2017 09:49 AM (otgLN)

111 They're both illegals running towards the Rio Grande before the water rises.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 09:49 AM (nN3W/)

112 TOMMY JAMES AND THE SHONDELLS LYRICS

I refer the right honorable commenter to the response I made moments ago...

(okay, yeah, all I did was post a link to a video, and you did the legwork...)

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:50 AM (TppKb)

113 Cyrano and Roxanne

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:50 AM (wPiJc)

114 I think this guy used to post at Hot Air as a perfesser:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxeqdp

Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 09:50 AM (XsVWn)

115 Paco and Juanita.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (nN3W/)

116 "similar work called Spring, where dude and almost naked chic are sitting on a swing"

the working title was "boioioing!!" but the exhibition staff nixed it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (fSiAi)

117 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:46 AM (/tuJf)

When I first saw it, I saw young love. As I kept looking, I saw the satyr first. And where there's a satyr, there's a nymph. Yet they look like neither. These two mythological figures are Western symbols of orgy and inhibition, yet here Cot hid it behind to young, beautiful lovers. I really appreciate that kind to play in art.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (nwqNw)

118
Did he get her written permission to put his hand waist? Was he mansplaining to her about the rain coming? Comrades, this painting can't be allowed to be shown any more

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (493sH)

119 Frankie and Johnny




(They were lovers after all)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (wPiJc)

120 Put an ankle bracelet on the girl and I would stare at that painting for hours.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (/BXzQ)

121
A fundraiser for the Princess Prom
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.

Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)


But a Christian must bake that fcuking cake.

Their "keep religion out of government" is rather selective, ain't it?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (17QyB)

122 Oh lordy, how they could love!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (wPiJc)

123 107 Marvel at the deep state in action:

https://tinyurl.com/m92zfaj

Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 09:48 AM (XsVWn)


Media reports about the run-up to Trump's decision paint him as isolated and consumed by anger and paranoia, prompting questions from Trump allies about whose interests these government officials had in mind when they spoke to the press.
-------

Who in their right mind believes these assholes anymore

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (2x9LM)

124 If that dude were me he'd be sporting a trombone.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (TppKb)

125 I always thought that Shondells song was stupid and I can't stand the music either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (fDdVG)

126 I have seen several of Cot's paintings and like all of them. They typically have a romantic realism that impresses by itself. But it doesn't distract from the other artistic techniques such as the poses, his ability to show such detail in clothing, that diaphanous quality of the girl's veil (how the hell does he achieve that?), and his color choices.

Many of his works have a serious aura of sensuality like this one and "Spring" or "Girl with Basket of Oranges and Lemons" that is alluring without being pornographic. There is nothing crude about the nudity; it is more innocent or, perhaps, joyous. Very appealing and effective.

Cot doesn't rely on suggestiveness. I saw a portrait of his daughter he did (she looks to be mid to late teens) that is simply lovely. It would be worth having just for the pose and skin tones he used.

Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (V+03K)

127

Paolo and your wife

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (493sH)

128 Swore to be true to each other

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:52 AM (wPiJc)

129 When I first saw it, I saw young love. As I kept looking, I saw the satyr first. And where there's a satyr, there's a nymph. Yet they look like neither. These two mythological figures are Western symbols of orgy and inhibition, yet here Cot hid it behind to young, beautiful lovers. I really appreciate that kind to play in art.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (nwqNw)


All I saw were boobs ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 09:53 AM (kBuGL)

130 Wait...wat...Muldoon gets his own special day?!?!?!? Not fair, wah!!!!

Posted by: lindameh at May 12, 2017 09:53 AM (kufk0)

131 True as the stars above.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:53 AM (wPiJc)

132 When I first saw it, I saw young love. As I kept looking, I saw the satyr first. And where there's a satyr, there's a nymph. Yet they look like neither. These two mythological figures are Western symbols of orgy and inhibition, yet here Cot hid it behind to young, beautiful lovers. I really appreciate that kind to play in art.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (nwqNw)


You lost me, Kris. I just see that it's pretty nipply in that painting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2017 09:53 AM (zc3Db)

133 121
A fundraiser for the Princess Prom
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.

Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)

But a Christian must bake that fcuking cake.

Their "keep religion out of government" is rather selective, ain't it?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (17QyB)


And Hillary was going to sign onto a UN Resolution to make it a jail-able offense to criticize Islam or Shari'ah Law.

At least we dodged that bullet for 4 years.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 12, 2017 09:54 AM (y5sPI)

134 He was her man.


But he done her wrong.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:54 AM (wPiJc)

135 Heloise and Abelard


Paris and Helen


Tristan and Isolde

Joanie and Chachi?


Jack and Jill.



Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (H5rtT)

136 BTW, take a look at Cot's painting "Ophelia". It captures the impression of the character from Hamlet better than any other I've seen.

Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (V+03K)

137 >>>The TRO is still in effect, in both English and Dutch, Hairball. Just so you know

Status:
[XXXX] Turgid
[ ] Semi
[ ] Flaccid
[ ] Caitlyn



.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (dX0ot)

138 Meanwhile, outside Beltway fantasy-land in the real world:

https://tinyurl.com/kcpl3pl

Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (XsVWn)

139 A fundraiser for the Princess Prom
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.

Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)

But a Christian must bake that fcuking cake.

Their "keep religion out of government" is rather selective, ain't it?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 09:51 AM (17QyB)



Certain religions are more equal than others comrades. Let's celebrate the cultural diversity of the religion peace with a rooftop event!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (493sH)

140 Muldoon gets his own special day?!?!?!?



*****


Huh?


Do I have to put on pants?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 09:56 AM (wPiJc)

141 A young Harpo Marx?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 09:56 AM (P0Sw/)

142 Here I was all psyched up for some Jimmy John shark sammiches and all I get is <b>this</b>. I want my money back.

Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 09:56 AM (Vequ/)

143 My first guess was Waterhouse.

http://tinyurl.com/n4frh9w

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2017 09:57 AM (VdICR)

144 It's very funny to come to a thread like this late and read the first 130+ comments all at one go.

Somehow I knew JTB was going to be one of the few 'rons that would appreciate the technique, rather than the subject matter.

Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 09:57 AM (sBOL1)

145 <b>this dinna work here, eh?</b>

Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (Vequ/)

146 It was the 12 year anniversary of Leeeeeeerooyyyyyyyy Jeeeeeeennnnnnkkkkkiiiinnnnnnnssssss yesterday

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (2x9LM)

147 Muldoon, it depends on how classy you want it to be. (See sidebar)

Posted by: lindameh at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (kufk0)

148 Bill and Hillary as perceived by the insane Left.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/BXzQ)

149 [[[[[ brackets like these

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (VdICR)

150 >>> Put an ankle bracelet on the girl and I would stare at that painting for hours.

Did that slip down there again?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (dX0ot)

151 >>When I first saw it, I saw young love. As I kept looking, I saw the satyr first. And where there's a satyr, there's a nymph. Yet they look like neither. These two mythological figures are Western symbols of orgy and inhibition, yet here Cot hid it behind to young, beautiful lovers. I really appreciate that kind to play in art.

When I first saw it, I saw two young lovers running from an approaching storm. They are sheltering themselves with her dress which horny guy had managed to get off her before the storm hit leaving her covered only in your lacy underalls. The storm obviously references the storm of hormones and emotions and other stuff about to spring forth.

Now they are running for shelter to complete their lover's tryst. All that's missing is Marvin Gaye crooning Let's Get It On in the background.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)

152 145 this dinna work here, eh?

Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (Vequ/)


[ b ] [ /b ]

Without the spaces

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (2x9LM)

153 Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (Vequ/)

Use brackets.

See?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (rF0hx)

154 What 150 and no "but first you will..." commentary?

I am dissapoint.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (MINbv)

155
Son of a Mailman pimping his book on Fox Business. I heard him a local radio show saying he doesn't think the MFM is unfair. Sure some may have an opinion but they aren't biased. Another useful idiot for the left

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (493sH)

156 They both grasp the IR suppressing tarp as the
FLIR enabled Border Patrol copter searches for them.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (nN3W/)

157 Like a screen door in a hurricane. Like a club-wielding Canadian surrounded by baby seals. Like Rick Sanchez versus a pedestrian.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (0mRoj)

158 Segregation is all the rage these days. Under the banner of social justice, more and more schools are dividing their students into increasingly niche groups to provide them with safe spaces apart from each otherthe polar opposite of inclusivity and integration.


A fundraiser for the Princess Prom
With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.

Hot times at Ridgemont High, NOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)

=====
This was started in 2012 by some girls who wanted a 'prom' and also didn't want to be killed by their Muzzie families, so I have some sympathy for them.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (oPl0w)

159 Thanks BourbonChicken.

Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (Vequ/)

160 136 BTW, take a look at Cot's painting "Ophelia". It captures the impression of the character from Hamlet better than any other I've seen.
Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 09:55 AM (V+03K)

An interesting take on "Ophelia" is by Julia Margaret Cameron. The No. 2 from 1867.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (nwqNw)

161 117 ... "When I first saw it, I saw young love. As I kept looking, I saw the satyr first. And where there's a satyr, there's a nymph. Yet they look like neither. These two mythological figures are Western symbols of orgy and inhibition, yet here Cot hid it behind to young, beautiful lovers. I really appreciate that kind to play in art."

Kris, Nicely and perceptively stated.

Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (V+03K)

162 Heloise and Abelard
Paris and Helen
Tristan and Isolde
Joanie and Chachi?
Jack and Jill."

Jack and Diane.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (MINbv)

163 Ophelia Rass.

Posted by: Corona at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (Vequ/)

164 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)

Ha! Yup.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 10:02 AM (nwqNw)

165 And this is what my life is reduced to. Making lewd comments about a girl in a painting. Why'd I have to wake up again?

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 10:02 AM (0mRoj)

166 I should think painting a dress (or slip) like that would be much more difficult than painting one of heavier fabric. He had to paint the body within as well as all the folds in the sheer fabric. It's really quite amazing.

Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 10:03 AM (xLDLx)

167 >>With the goal of creating a safe space in mind, a Detroit school has set
out to hold a girls-only prom to celebrate traditional Muslim customs.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)

Lemme guess--they're *all* gonna be wearing the same dress.

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)

168 103 That picture makes every father with a daughter reach for the shotgun and ammo box.

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 09:41 AM (7n4KQ)

---

*** rushes off to invent shotgun ***

Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (h/uSM)

169 This was started in 2012 by some girls who wanted a 'prom' and also didn't want to be killed by their Muzzie families, so I have some sympathy for them.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (oPl0w)

OK but what about the left wing wet dream of separation of church and state? Or does that ONLY apply to jews and christians?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (KlI/a)

170 An interesting take on "Ophelia" is by Julia Margaret Cameron. The No. 2 from 1867.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (nwqNw)

I got yer "Ophelia".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpO4lji8lR0

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (x9c8r)

171 107 Marvel at the deep state in action:

---

rats, i imagined Hulk and Thor draining the swamp

Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:05 AM (h/uSM)

172 Put an ankle bracelet on the girl and I would stare at that painting for hours.

Ugh. I hate ankle bracelets. You might as well start chewing gum, call yourself "Flo" and sling hash at jwest's diner.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 10:06 AM (X6fMO)

173 Segregation is all the rage these days. Under the banner of social justice, more and more schools are dividing their students into increasingly niche groups to provide them with safe spaces apart from each otherthe polar opposite of inclusivity and integration.




I've got a radical idea how about separating everyone based on race. Where you can live, shop, go to school everything so peoples of colors will never have to feel threatened by whitey. Let's call it something that makes people feel like they are a part of their group something like apartheid.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:06 AM (493sH)

174 A broken sewer line caused a Niagara Falls of feces to flood a NJ woman's home.
And to think I have problems.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (nN3W/)

175 And this is what my life is reduced to. Making lewd comments about a girl in a painting. Why'd I have to wake up again?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 10:02 AM (0mRoj)

======

Ahem....

Posted by: Winona at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (otgLN)

176 Dang it, missed my entry into the market again. Starting to look like another day of getting nowhere.

*sulks*

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (Jcg9Q)

177 I didn't know they had Saran Wrap back then.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (ZapPq)

178 172 Put an ankle bracelet on the girl and I would stare at that painting for hours.

Ugh. I hate ankle bracelets. You might as well start chewing gum, call yourself "Flo" and sling hash at jwest's diner.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 10:06 AM (X6fMO)

---

don't forget the (basketball) hoop earrings

Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (h/uSM)

179 *** rushes off to invent shotgun ***
Posted by: Girls father


******


um- it's 1880. You're too late.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (wPiJc)

180 What I love about the MMOT is the crowdsourced analysis. Yeah, it may be bawdy but it makes you look.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (BWL+E)

181 At first, I thought it was something like 'first flight' -- they look like they are going airborne any second. Then I started laughing at the rosy elbow -- I really miss football.

A very cold painting for me; I admire the heck out of the technique, but it could almost be an advertisement for drapery. Sheers, light framing, and of course, the decorative rod. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (MIKMs)

182 Put an ankle bracelet on the girl and I would stare at that painting for hours.




You have a thing for those on house arrest?

I guess Rule 34 does exists!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (PCof0)

183 Country Boy, maybe you will get another entry point after Amateur Hour.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (ZapPq)

184 174 A broken sewer line caused a Niagara Falls of feces to flood a NJ woman's home.
And to think I have problems.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (nN3W/)

---

NIAGRA FALLS?

Slowly i flowed
turd by turd
poop by poop

Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (h/uSM)

185 One ankle has a bracelet, the other a Dolphin tat.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:11 AM (nN3W/)

186 Segregation is all the rage these days. Under the banner of social justice, more and more schools are dividing their students into increasingly niche groups to provide them with safe spaces apart from each otherthe polar opposite of inclusivity and integration.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 09:38 AM (KlI/a)

Yeah, before I retired I never ever ever saw the point of D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y for diversity's sake. Why, you ask? Because, if your organization is big enough, all those diverse people self segregate and only deal with the majority when they have to do so. It is particularly bad when another language is their first language because then you have groups of people jabbering away in Hindi or Farsi or whatever instead of English, which does nothing but cause resentment and suspicion. Then when one of them makes it into management, they only hire their ethnicity, AMHIK. My last supervisor, who was from India, hired nothing but Indians once he got hiring authority. There was one group in Chicago where the Indian manager had hired 160+ Indians. But, hey, that was diversity and it was double plus ultra good.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:11 AM (kXoT0)

187 177 I didn't know they had Saran Wrap back then.

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Dont get the appeal. i've never had any saran i needed to wrap.

Sarin, sure...

Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (h/uSM)

188

Gorgeous and seductive.

Fear and protection.

Male and female.

#science

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (fceHP)

189 174 A broken sewer line caused a Niagara Falls of feces to flood a NJ woman's home.
And to think I have problems.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (nN3W/)

She was quoted as saying "My place has never looked better!"

Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (7HtZB)

190 Country Boy, maybe you will get another entry point after Amateur Hour.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:10 AM (ZapPq)

Still having a problem being "scared money." In the past I kinda sucked at buying the dip, but doing that on AAPL calls these days when it's up and you do quite well. Just gotta pull the trigger.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (Jcg9Q)

191 don't forget the (basketball) hoop earrings

Posted by: Girls father at May 12, 2017 10:09 AM (h/uSM)


A girl I know used to snicker, "The bigger the hoops, the bigger the ho."

I have never found this to be true, myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 10:12 AM (X6fMO)

192 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)






Heh heh heh......

Posted by: Bill C. at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (jjaLl)

193 off daddy sock

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (h/uSM)

194 "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And a cake, is just a cake."

-Counselor Deanna Troi

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (INRVS)

195 ETHEL ! You git your clothes on!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (C52a9)

196 the painter died at the ripe old age of 45 ... five years longer than average in the mid-1800s (in England, but France was probably close).

But ten years shorter than average then, for those that made it to the age of ten
lots of kids, especially under one year old, died.

an interesting site, can plug in different countries

https://ourworldindata.org/life-expectancy/

Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (TmCOq)

197 My last supervisor, who was from India, hired nothing but Indians once he got hiring authority. There was one group in Chicago where the Indian manager had hired 160+ Indians. But, hey, that was diversity and it was double plus ultra good.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:11 AM (kXoT0)



That's happening at my work too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (493sH)

198 " Why'd I have to wake up again?"

So you could comment on the painting with us.



Silly boy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (i/+aM)

199 Frodo Baggins figures out what the Ring of Power is for...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (h/uSM)

200 Breathtaking picture.
Also boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (xJa6I)

201 I missed JJ's thread but...


"No, sir, that is not accurate," McCabe replied. He continued. "I can tell you also that Director Comey enjoyed broad support within the FBI and still does until this day."


Broad support?


Only the chicks liked him?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (C52a9)

202 A broken sewer line caused a Niagara Falls of feces to flood a NJ woman's home.

You would think with the state income tax and stratospheric property taxes in Jersey this wouldn't happen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (BWL+E)

203 Kristin Tate on Fox Business.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (493sH)

204 169 This was started in 2012 by some girls who wanted a 'prom' and also didn't want to be killed by their Muzzie families, so I have some sympathy for them.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (oPl0w)

OK but what about the left wing wet dream of separation of church and state? Or does that ONLY apply to jews and christians?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (KlI/a

=====
I just read the one article but as far as I can tell it's not limited to Muslim girls. The segregation is by sex not religion, prompted by fear of retaliation from their families if there were boys attending. I'm assuming that there are non-muzzie girls also participating, also presume there's an element of grrrrl power bullshit present.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (oPl0w)

205 I've got a radical idea how about separating everyone based on race. Where you can live, shop, go to school everything so peoples of colors will never have to feel threatened by whitey. Let's call it something that makes people feel like they are a part of their group something like apartheid.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:06 AM (493sH)

And then you can get your revenge on the folks not like you by mass murdering them something like genocide. Apartheid was brutal and bad, but, murdering all the Whites in South Africa is going to leave them with nothing. Why you ask, because you cannot replace farmers with warlords and get good results.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (kXoT0)

206 174 A broken sewer line caused a Niagara Falls of feces to flood a NJ woman's home.
And to think I have problems.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:07 AM (nN3W/)


Yeah, I think I'd prefer the bee or snake infested houses, if I had to choose.

Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 10:17 AM (xjiRE)

207 202
Community outreach won't fund itself you know?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:17 AM (nN3W/)

208 Sure would be nice if whoever posts the at thread could include the date of the work presented.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2017 09:35 AM
~~~~~

1880.

It's in the lower left hand corner of the painting when you embiggen it.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2017 10:17 AM (HiDrR)

209
Noting that the agency employs about 36,500 people across the globe
there will obviously be a range of opinions, McCabe said still, he can
say in confidence that "the vast majority of FBI employees enjoyed a
deep and positive connection to Director Comey."

===

Yeah. They deeply and positively believe that Comey was a political hack who wouldn't prosecute an obvious felon because "career".


"Deep" "positive"

Fkn C-suite bureaucratic projection. How does it work?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:18 AM (C52a9)

210 Country Boy, I have been trading SPY options and I don't think it's just my imagination that it has become much harder. It started with the market manipulation to make Obama look good and continues with the market reacting like a spaz to every Trump tweet.

It doesn't help that my trading coach is a SuperTrumper and seems to be a little less objective these days.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (ZapPq)

211 I just read the one article but as far as I can tell it's not limited to Muslim girls. The segregation is by sex not religion, prompted by fear of retaliation from their families if there were boys attending. I'm assuming that there are non-muzzie girls also participating, also presume there's an element of grrrrl power bullshit present.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (oPl0w)

So in stead of trying to reform the religion and bringing it into the 21st Century, we legitimize their barbarity and backwardness and condone it? We do that elsewhere? So segregation is all right?

I get your point but condoning this crap and contributing to it is the wrong approach.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (KlI/a)

212 A broken sewer line caused a Niagara Falls of feces to flood a NJ woman's home.

You would think with the state income tax and stratospheric property taxes in Jersey this wouldn't happen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:15 AM (BWL+E)

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What..... you dont really think that infrastructure related taxes actually go to improving infrastructure now do you??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (8XRCm)

213 Jack and Diane.


Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 12, 2017 10:00 AM (MINbv)


Forehand and Wadsworth

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (mkDpn)

214 "the vast majority of FBI employees enjoyed a

deep and positive connection to Director Comey."
===


Also?

The vast majority of FBI employees NEVER MET COMEY'S GANGLY ASS.

So, you know, 'bullshit'.


Under oath, no less.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:20 AM (C52a9)

215 It's in the lower left hand corner of the painting when you embiggen it.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2017 10:17 AM (HiDrR)


If I'm going to enbiggen it, it won't be to look for no date, let me tell you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (BWL+E)

216 144 ... "Somehow I knew JTB was going to be one of the few 'rons that would appreciate the technique, rather than the subject matter."

Hi bluebell, Actually, I think the technique enhances the sensuousness of the image. Plus, I figured all the 'bewb' comments would have been made before I commented. :-)

Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (V+03K)

217 It is a lovely painting..technique to paint her 'wrap' is amazing.

Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (a0IVu)

218 You can run, but you'll only die tired.

Posted by: The Sniper at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (sR5sS)

219 "the vast majority of FBI employees enjoyed a

deep and positive connection to Director Comey."
===


Also?

The vast majority of FBI employees NEVER MET COMEY'S GANGLY ASS.

So, you know, 'bullshit'.


Under oath, no less.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:20 AM (C52a9)

Remember this is the cock sucker who's wife is a huge Left winger and who was actually directly in charge of the FAB Email "investigation" and who probably urged/told Comey not to have a grand jury and not to suggest criminal charges

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (KlI/a)

220 Dude sounds pretty in touch with the 36,600 FBI employees be able to speak with such confidence.

Maybe they had a survey.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (i/+aM)

221 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (IqV8l)

222 I saw Niagra Falls of Feces Open for the Butthole Surfers at the Immodium Center back in 02!

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (P0Sw/)

223 186,

" Then when one of them makes it into management, they only hire their..."

"Their" own ideology is how the New Left took control of first the academe and by that coup got to spread "their own" into hiring positions of power almost everywhere.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (d3wbb)

224 Re: the Art pitcher

You can see veins in their feet.

That's crazy talent in my book.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (C52a9)

225 I suppose the head of any org under fire is going to put the best foot forward.

I suspect every FBI agent watches the news. There are no doubt a variety of opinions. For the most part who the director is makes no difference to the FBI employee.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (KOaTi)

226 Dude sounds pretty in touch with the 36,600 FBI employees be able to speak with such confidence.

Maybe they had a survey.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (i/+aM)

Yeah he asked his wife and her beneficator

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (KlI/a)

227 85 I just noticed that she's missing an arm!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 09:42 AM (hMwEB)


You mean, Trump's meanies were out in force as far back as 1880...?

*sniff*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (u9OP6)

228 In completely unrelated news, this picture of Hillary: http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-11-at-8.34.11-PM.png makes me wonder if Barry Manilow called and asked for his look back after seeing it.

Posted by: Scott P at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (ihvlp)

229 " Then when one of them makes it into management, they only hire their..."

Social Security Administration
Any State Motor Vehicle department


Lots of examples abound

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:24 AM (i/+aM)

230

Hopefully Ace is still sleeping.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:24 AM (fceHP)

231 192
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)






Heh heh heh......


Posted by: Bill C. at May 12, 2017 10:13 AM (jjaLl)

And when all you have is a cigar, everything starts to look like a humidor

Posted by: Bill C. Redux at May 12, 2017 10:24 AM (jxbfJ)

232 Hi bluebell, Actually, I think the technique enhances the sensuousness of the image. Plus, I figured all the 'bewb' comments would have been made before I commented. :-)
Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 10:21 AM (V+03K)
---------

You're right on all counts. This is indeed a very sensual picture. I agree with whoever above said that it is more so than if the girl were naked.

Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (sBOL1)

233 228
In completely unrelated news, this picture of Hillary:
http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-11-at-8.34.11-PM.png
makes me wonder if Barry Manilow called and asked for his look back
after seeing it.


Posted by: Scott P at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (ihvlp)
Good grief! is she wearing purple leather???

Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (a0IVu)

234 Remember this is the cock sucker who's wife is a huge Left winger and who was actually directly in charge of the FAB Email "investigation" and who probably urged/told Comey not to have a grand jury and not to suggest criminal charges
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (KlI/a)

======

she is also the one that took 700 large from the DNC for a run at office in Virginia

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (otgLN)

235 >>>Yeah, I think I'd prefer the bee or snake infested houses, if I had to choose.

"Not the bees!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!"

"I am SICK and TIRED of these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES in my MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE!!!"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (dX0ot)

236 >>The vast majority of FBI employees NEVER MET COMEY'S GANGLY ASS. So, you know, 'bullshit'. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:20 AM (C52a9)

That's right. And all this chicken-little "deep state" hyperventilation could benefit from taking a deep breath and grokking the apt observation you've made--a few outspoken partisans in positions to be heard don't speak for entire agencies or communities. Quite the contrary, in many cases--mouthpieces and ideological salesmen tend to be maneuvered away from the actual levers of real influence.

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)

237
Maybe they had a survey.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
====


"Exactly how deep and positive would you say your deep and positive connection was to Director Comey?"



Please select one or both

[ ] Deeply positive

[ ] Positively deep

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (C52a9)

238 >>Dude sounds pretty in touch with the 36,600 FBI employees be able to speak with such confidence.

What would you expect his deputy to say, everybody at the FBI thought Comey was a fuckup?

This is one of the least surprising things I've heard this morning following only guys like nekid girls.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (/tuJf)

239 Country Boy, I have been trading SPY options and I don't think it's just my imagination that it has become much harder. It started with the market manipulation to make Obama look good and continues with the market reacting like a spaz to every Trump tweet.

It doesn't help that my trading coach is a SuperTrumper and seems to be a little less objective these days.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:19 AM (ZapPq)

Was looking at SPY today too, also looks like a nowhere trade.

I'm back on Stocktwits after a 5 year absence, sheesh the amount of useless noise on there makes it almost a waste of time. The anti-Trump crowd is the worst, but I'd kinda worry about a Trumper not being objective too. I'm pro Trump but it'll be my downfall if I let it affect my trading (or lack thereof).

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:26 AM (Jcg9Q)

240 Remember this is the cock sucker who's wife is a huge Left winger and who was actually directly in charge of the FAB Email "investigation" and who probably urged/told Comey not to have a grand jury and not to suggest criminal charges

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (KlI/a)



And the MFM is pushing the story that he said Comey was completely respected by everyone at the FBI and so Trump lied when he said Comey lost the respect of agents because some DNC toady said he didn't

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (493sH)

241 This is one of the least surprising things I've heard this morning following only guys like nekid girls."


Somebody is getting a box of Emus for their birthday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (i/+aM)

242 Those two look as innocent as Hillary in orange.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (H37nb)

243 It's time to play Guess That Ethnicity once again-

Shocking video shows PARENTS 'viciously attacking five female high school students' in revenge for attack on their kids.

Today's Bonus round will be Guess The State.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (nN3W/)

244 Posted by: Scott P at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (ihvlp)
Good grief! is she wearing purple leather???
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (a0IVu)

Purple Leather by Clinton.

Smells like Ben Gay & vicodin.

Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:28 AM (7HtZB)

245 For the most part who the director is makes no difference to the FBI employee.

Posted by: blaster
==

Exactly. Which makes McCabe's stupid, vapid comments even more stupid.

He contradicted his own factless OPINION within two days in public!


Impressive.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:28 AM (C52a9)

246 Shocking video shows PARENTS 'viciously attacking five female high school students' in revenge for attack on their kids.

Today's Bonus round will be Guess The State.

--

Other than white, FLorida?

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 10:28 AM (suO/a)

247
Somebody is getting a box of Emus for their birthday.

They work fast and you won't stink.

Posted by: John E. Bench at May 12, 2017 10:29 AM (IqV8l)

248 You can see veins in their feet.

That's crazy talent in my book.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (C52a9)


You like that ? Then check this shit out, my man ...

Posted by: Peter North at May 12, 2017 10:29 AM (kBuGL)

249 Somebody is getting a box of Emus for their birthday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (i/+aM)

Dude! Emu's are no joke.

Posted by: Australian Army at May 12, 2017 10:29 AM (72PAC)

250 Good grief! is she wearing purple leather???
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (a0IVu)
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I should know better than to click on those links, I should know better. Especially after your comment, IC.

Oof.

Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 10:30 AM (sBOL1)

251 "He contradicted his own factless OPINION within two days in public!


Impressive."


PIFFLE

Posted by: Colbert's audience on hearing Comey was fired at May 12, 2017 10:30 AM (i/+aM)

252 Tip of the derby to Muldoon for setting the bar quite high from the start.


Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:30 AM (UmSfZ)

253 Trump turned the troll dial up to eleven with this "Tapes!" nonsense.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 12, 2017 10:31 AM (UBzPO)

254 'a few outspoken partisans'

It's a lot more than a few. The deep state is now in full insurrection and leaking like crazy to the media, Comey included.

But I get your point about a lot of FBI people opposed to Comey and their perspective, natch, is not being reported.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 10:31 AM (XsVWn)

255 222
I saw Niagra Falls of Feces Open for the Butthole Surfers at the Immodium Center back in 02!

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 10:22 AM (P0Sw/)

There's a Hope Solo joke there somewhere.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 12, 2017 10:31 AM (UBzPO)

256 A saw a headline online something of Trump in trouble so he renews his feud with Rosie O'Donnell.


Stuart Varney just showed a Rosie tweet - FIRE COMEY (not sure from when) with a Trump response. Finally we agree on something.


Yeah, that's renewing the feud

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:31 AM (493sH)

257 It's time to play Guess That Ethnicity once again-

Shocking video shows PARENTS 'viciously attacking five female high school students' in revenge for attack on their kids.

Today's Bonus round will be Guess The State.


Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (nN3W/)

1) the opposite of white

2) Florida?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Jcg9Q)

258 Smells like Ben Gay & vicodin.

Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:28 AM (7HtZB)
...and scotch, vodka, bourbon...

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (RjcAj)

259 2r6
Other than white is correct.
FLorida's. BRAPPPP wrong.
Move to the Niagara Falls of feces to collect your half prize.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (nN3W/)

260 It's actually a painting of Adam and Eve after God told them to put their clothes back on and get the hell out of his garden.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (5VlCp)

261 Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:26 AM (Jcg9Q)

I don't think there is any real coherence in the Market...

Its now just a virtual Vegas, where people are hoping to figure out Black or Red (ie, up or down)... and then have their computers programmed to do micro trades.

So a slight trend will start, and then computers will detect it... which will then ride the trend, then other computers see the larger trade... add in...

Its why I'm just riding funds....

Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (NgKpN)

262 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


They're dead, Jim

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (RFeQD)

263 1) the opposite of white

2) Florida?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Jcg9Q)

1-yes
2-Clownafornia

Posted by: Timon at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (RjcAj)

264 169 This was started in 2012 by some girls who wanted a 'prom' and also didn't want to be killed by their Muzzie families, so I have some sympathy for them.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 12, 2017 09:59 AM (oPl0w)

OK but what about the left wing wet dream of separation of church and state? Or does that ONLY apply to jews and christians?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2017 10:04 AM (KlI/a)


Pretty much, with this wrinkle. Those religions *must* not have any influence with government, but government can do whatever it wants to impose on those religions.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (17QyB)

265 Saran Wrap was invented by mistake. Few years later, them being Dow, they figured they'd patent the shit outta that shit. Inventor's boss had a wife and a daughter, named Sarah and Ann. So that's where that came from.

And yes, they did change the formula (it was PVC). New stuff is not as impermeable. Don't know what became of Sarah and Ann. It's a wrap.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (H5rtT)

266 I don't think there is any real coherence in the Market...

Its now just a virtual Vegas, where people are hoping to figure out Black or Red (ie, up or down)... and then have their computers programmed to do micro trades.

So a slight trend will start, and then computers will detect it... which will then ride the trend, then other computers see the larger trade... add in...

Its why I'm just riding funds....

Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM (NgKpN)

Agreed.

My perspective though is short term, not long. Hence I'm just trying to pick a few dollars off here and there for now.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:34 AM (Jcg9Q)

267 "the vast majority of FBI employees White House bodymen enjoyed a deep and positive connection to Director Comey President Obama.

Corrected for the accuracy and reverence for TRVTH for which we are renowned.

Posted by: MSM Hacks United at May 12, 2017 10:34 AM (sR5sS)

268 You can see veins in their feet.
That's crazy talent in my book.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM
~~~~~

And the toenail cheese too.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (HiDrR)

269 told them to put their clothes back on and get the hell out of his garden.


If I had a dollar for every time my girlfriend and I heard that as a teenager...

Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (UmSfZ)

270 I wish Trump would tweet something like:
"Does anyone believe these powerless losers aren't making up lies? Next it will be Ancient Aliens stole the election because me and Giorgio both have hair issues."

Posted by: Ok at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (OE5e7)

271 What would you expect his deputy to say, everybody at the FBI thought Comey was a fuckup?


===

No. Of course not. Well maybe. Pointing out "the mess" your predecessor left you is a great way to cover for your own incompetence.

But the original question went to agency morale not Comey's personal 'Hot or Not' rating.

FBI agents want to lockup the bad guys/girls/Hillbeasts.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:36 AM (C52a9)

272 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

-----

They're dead, Jim
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 12, 2017 10:33 AM


Then why are we waiting for them?

Posted by: High School Seniors at May 12, 2017 10:37 AM (sR5sS)

273 When Lefties screech about separation of Church and State, I always ask if there's a limit on the powers the State the Church is to be separate from. Crickets.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 10:38 AM (BWL+E)

274 Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:27 AM (nN3W/)
1) the opposite of white
2) Florida?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Jcg9Q)

1) Chestnut brown

2) Gotta be Commiefornia

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2017 10:38 AM (5VlCp)

275 FBI agents want to lockup the bad guys/girls/Hillbeasts.



Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:36 AM (C52a9)

I no longer believe that for the vast majority of them.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (Jcg9Q)

276
Ankle bracelet?

Barbara Stanwyck in Double Indemnity

http://tinyurl.com/k8t5kcy

http://tinyurl.com/jwym7gu

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (XWkhW)

277 Oh goody.

I get to replace two front tires this morning.

Still better than having Hillary as president though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (i/+aM)

278 >>270
I wish Trump would tweet something like:
"Does anyone believe these powerless losers aren't making up lies?
Next it will be Ancient Aliens stole the election because me and Giorgio
both have hair issues." Posted by: Ok at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (OE5e7)

I wish he'd just tweet "Met with Pompeo. Ancient aliens! It's worse than that. Toynbee idea in 2001. Shameful!"

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (Bdeb0)

279 >>But the original question went to agency morale not Comey's personal 'Hot or Not' rating.

The single biggest issue that has been raised about causing morale problems at the FBI was the decision not to prosecute Hillary or any of her fellow conspirators. McCabe's wife got nearly $700K from Hillary groups and allies to run as a Democrat for office.

He is not exactly an impartial witness.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:40 AM (/tuJf)

280 CBD, Thanks so much for this painting. It's such a lovely and provocative image to end the week with.

Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2017 10:40 AM (V+03K)

281 278 >>270
I wish Trump would tweet something like:
"Does anyone believe these powerless losers aren't making up lies?
Next it will be Ancient Aliens stole the election because me and Giorgio
both have hair issues." Posted by: Ok at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (OE5e7)

I wish he'd just tweet "Met with Pompeo. Ancient aliens! It's worse than that. Toynbee idea in 2001. Shameful!"

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (Bdeb0)

Chariots of the Gods... Yuge story...

Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 10:41 AM (NgKpN)

282 I think I'll go get a cup of tea. I don't know if I'll be back.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 10:41 AM (X6fMO)

283 The single biggest issue that has been raised about causing morale problems at the FBI was the decision not to prosecute Hillary or any of her fellow conspirators. McCabe's wife got nearly $700K from Hillary groups and allies to run as a Democrat for office.

He is not exactly an impartial witness.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:40 AM (/tuJf)



Which is why the MFM is promoting him as the all knowing source of what's really going on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:41 AM (493sH)

284 I wish Trump would tweet something like:
"Does anyone believe these powerless losers aren't making up lies? Next it will be Ancient Aliens stole the election because me and Giorgio both have hair issues."
Posted by: Ok at May 12, 2017 10:35 AM (OE5e7)


I like his tweets.
Some (many) are posting and talking about how he's ruining his presidency, etc.

No, this historical massive barrage of hate is taking its toll. He needs to keep forging ahead and try to ignore the haters from both sides of the aisle.

It's the media, the nevertrumpers, the GOPe, and the big Soros money doing this. Hollywood. Every aspect of our "culture" is doing this. He is constantly under fire.

The seething hate... they won't give up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (fceHP)

285 I no longer believe that for the vast majority of them.

Posted by: Country Boy
===

Law enforcement people are largely former military people.

Do you believe that about the military as well?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (C52a9)

286 The lefts gender politics in summary:

1. There is no such thing as men and women
2. We need more women everywhere


Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (1BQGO)

287 I don't know if I'll be back.


He'll be back... they always come back.

Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (UmSfZ)

288
The Storm

I see no tattoos

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (fceHP)

289 >>OK but what about the left wing wet dream of separation of church and state? Or does that ONLY apply to jews and christians?


I have a problem with normalizing single-sex things after feminists explicitly destroying all single-sex things for the past 3-4 decades. If they can have a princess prom, why can't men have the Augusts Golf club, or a boys only VMI????


It's the "women are equal except when they're better 'n special" business that grates.

Also, this princess prom feeds into the whole Lefty rape culture myth/boys can't be trusted nonsense that the feminists have been pushing on college campuses. No, men are rapists by default in *their* culture/home country, but American boys are not taught to rape, not told to treat women without a headscarf as "uncovered meat."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (NOIQH)

290 never mind all this petty shit. what did chelsee win today?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (KP5rU)

291 I get to replace two front tires this morning.

Still better than having Hillary as president though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:39 AM (i/+aM)

Both of my left tires are leakers that I'm trying to let ride long as I can.

Was supposed to get 90k miles out of this set of tires, but I think I'm gonna top out around 70k. And of course this is not a good time to be needing new tires.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (Jcg9Q)

292 I was listening to the song Hillbilly Goddess by blue grass singer Alecia Nugent this morning;
This line:
Instead of Dulche and Gabana Smith and Weston is in her purse

Got me to thinking about you 'ettes. You be right proper.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (hJrjt)

293 It's the media, the nevertrumpers, the GOPe, and the big Soros money doing this. Hollywood. Every aspect of our "culture" is doing this. He is constantly under fire.

The seething hate... they won't give up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (fceHP)




I hope it keeps him focused and pissed off and not inclined to listen to Princess Ivanka and her trendy lefty causes. Go for their throat Mr. Trump because they're going after yours

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:43 AM (493sH)

294 Phoenix billboard depicting Trump as a Nazi was funded by taxpayers.
WZ

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (nN3W/)

295 Country Boy, I look at StockTwits also! Small world!

Yeah, first you have to filter out the trash-talking. By that time, there's not much left.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (ZapPq)

296 He is not exactly an impartial witness.

Posted by: JackStraw
====


Yep.

As I said before , Comey was the frying pan. McCabe is the fire.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (C52a9)

297 The Fyre Festival disaster just gets bigger. Employees will no longer be paid.

http://tinyurl.com/kfbc6o7

Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (7HtZB)

298 Law enforcement people are largely former military people.

Do you believe that about the military as well?



Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (C52a9)

I've never seen anything that shows most law enforcement are former military.

Re: about the military, not a majority of them. Yet.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:45 AM (Jcg9Q)

299 294; you must embrace your inner nazi.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 12, 2017 10:45 AM (KP5rU)

300 I don't think the Democrats and The Media are trying to get Trump impeached. I think they are actually trying to hound him out of office. They probably think he's gonna wake up one day and tweet, 'Fuck this shit. I quit."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (7uYFy)

301 Agent Olbermann of the Resistance reporting for duty!


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/264739/

Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (rmVvL)

302 "Both of my left tires are leakers that I'm trying to let ride long as I can. "

Right front started leaking right when Little VIA ran it into a projecting storm drain top while parking last night.

Left front is tagging along for the ride.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (i/+aM)

303 297 The Fyre Festival disaster just gets bigger. Employees will no longer be paid.

http://tinyurl.com/kfbc6o7
Posted by: josephistan


I hear they are going to rename and rebrand the event. It's going to be "Taste of Venezuela".

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (7n4KQ)

304 198 " Why'd I have to wake up again?"

So you could comment on the painting with us.



Silly boy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:14 AM (i/+aM)

Oh, yeah. Right. Well, consider me invigorated by a renewed sense of purpose then.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 10:47 AM (0mRoj)

305 "never mind all this petty shit. what did chelsee win today?"

Oh...Oh...pick me

Posted by: Curtain #3 at May 12, 2017 10:47 AM (i/+aM)

306 >>297
The Fyre Festival disaster just gets bigger. Employees will no longer be paid. Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (7HtZB)

They're fyred?

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)

307 >>They probably think he's gonna wake up one day and tweet, 'Fuck this shit. I quit."

Ushering in the reign of a guy they hate equally, Mike Pence. They might not have thought this all the way through.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (/tuJf)

308 302 "Both of my left tires are leakers that I'm trying to let ride long as I can. "

Right front started leaking right when Little VIA ran it into a projecting storm drain top while parking last night.

Left front is tagging along for the ride.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Ready for NASCAR, as long as you drive backwards.

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7n4KQ)

309 >>The Fyre Festival disaster just gets bigger. Employees will no longer be paid.


Economics, how does it work?

That's mighty big of him to tell them they understand if they want to resign after telling them they won't be paid.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (NOIQH)

310
The press makes up all sorts of stories about the Comey firing, that prove to be untrue, so now they shift the story that it's leaks coming from within the White House.

Lying liars got lie their ass off.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (HTdUD)

311 Heh. My car broke down this week while I was out of town.

I suspect that my unperturbed response was due to the comparison with Pres. Hill.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (ZapPq)

312 It's the media, the nevertrumpers, the GOPe, and the big Soros money doing this. Hollywood. Every aspect of our "culture" is doing this. He is constantly under fire.

The seething hate... they won't give up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (fceHP)

I get this except for The GOP. Do they honestly think they can separate themselves from Trump? They retained control of Congress because of him, and if he goes down, they are going down with him. How stupid are they?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7uYFy)

313 "Oh, yeah. Right. Well, consider me invigorated by a renewed sense of purpose then."

I see that my work here is done then,

Posted by: Curtain #3 at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (i/+aM)

314 Looks like Trump probably records everything when having conversations and speaking to the bitches. And by bitches I mean everybody.

Smart Man.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (2qHjF)

315

Glenn will talk with O'Reilly at 10am Eastern Time on Friday, May 12, at the top of the second hour of the show. Listeners can tune in to TheBlaze.com.

Anyone listening to this?

and this

EXCLUSIVE: Disgraced Bill O'Reilly scouted by conservative media outlets after Fox News exit
(new york daily news)


eek

Bill O'Reilly's ex-wife claims he attacked her after she found him having phone sex in 2009

According to McPhilmy, she found her then-husband engaging in phone sex while half-naked at around 10:30 p.m. one evening in December 2009. O'Reilly "flew into a fit of rage" upon her discovery and slammed her into a nearby wall. The force of her body hitting the wall left behind a hole that measured one foot across. He then, according to the affidavit, wrapped his arms around her shoulders, neck and hands, making it impossible for her to move.

McPhilmy was violently dragged out of her bedroom and down the second floor hallway of their multi-million dollar home in Long Island, New York. O'Reilly then dragged her down the stairs and through the kitchen.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (fceHP)

316 "what did chelsee win today?"

Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (ul9CR)

317 Shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (i/+aM)

318 Phoenix billboard depicting Trump as a Nazi was funded by taxpayers.
WZ

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:44 AM (nN3W/)

Because ART, which is why this artist supports no tax payer money paying for art, because who gets to decide which artist gets the money, why that would be the Leftist Art Mafia, that's who.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (kXoT0)

319 "Don't know what became of Sarah and Ann. It's a wrap."

The inventor's brother happened to be Mel Reynolds who had a run as the CEO of Alcoa (Aluminum Company of America) during the era they introduced their rolled aluminum foil. With the success of Reynolds Wrap Mel's brother got into the act with his own product line and thus we have Saran Wrap.

Posted by: DanMan at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (XTiHL)

320 >>I get this except for The GOP. Do they honestly
think they can separate themselves from Trump? They retained control of
Congress because of him, and if he goes down, they are going down with
him. How stupid are they? Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7uYFy)

It's the "eat us last" strategy. Never fails.

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)

321 244
Posted by: Scott P at May 12, 2017 10:23 AM (ihvlp)

Good grief! is she wearing purple leather???

Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 10:25 AM (a0IVu)



Purple Leather by Clinton.



Smells like Ben Gay vicodin.

You notice that you never see them both together, right?

Posted by: Scott P at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (ihvlp)

322 "never mind all this petty shit. what did chelsee win today?


Posted by: chavez the hug

She is getting cheered for pointing out that mothers are very busy and we need to have a discussion about it..

Unlike us slovenly men. Which is totally not true. Can you believe I had to make my own sandwiches for several years after my kids were born? Had to wash a couple loads of dishes too. We need to have a discussion about that.

Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 10:50 AM (1BQGO)

323 I don't get the concept of phone sex.

You can't fit it in the headphone jack or the charger hole.

Now, Hot Pockets on the other hand...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 10:50 AM (ul9CR)

324
303 297 The Fyre Festival disaster just gets bigger. Employees will no longer be paid.

http://tinyurl.com/kfbc6o7
Posted by: josephistan


I hear they are going to rename and rebrand the event. It's going to be "Taste of Venezuela".

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (7n4KQ)







You fucked up. You trusted us!

Posted by: JaRule at May 12, 2017 10:50 AM (XWkhW)

325 Now, Hot Pockets on the other hand...
__________


ISWYDT

Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (UmSfZ)

326 Right front started leaking right when Little VIA ran it into a projecting storm drain top while parking last night.

Left front is tagging along for the ride.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (i/+aM)

So is little VIA gonna pay for it?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (Jcg9Q)

327 Phone Sex???




Sick bastaard

Posted by: Couch, Toaster and Chicken. LLC at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (i/+aM)

328 RE: Comey, and where does the Rabbit Hole go?

http://tinyurl.com/le2r2m7

^ Some of these details I DID NOT know...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (Quwsn)

329 Well, time to get busy. Those gainzzz ain't gonna make themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Oy5Bar42fI

He may be a goof but that boy can play guitar.

Later all.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (/tuJf)

330 McCabe also testified that a number of agents were not happy with Comey's decision regard to not referring case to the AG. I guess an agent can be angry or disappointed with Comey but still overall respect him or like him. Unfortunately the Left ignores that part of the testimony and tries to spin it that agents had no problem with Comey at all.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (/BXzQ)

331 They probably think he's gonna wake up one day and tweet, 'Fuck this shit. I quit."

Ushering in the reign of a guy they hate equally, Mike Pence. They might not have thought this all the way through.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (/tuJf)

They never stop. Pick Trump off, they'll double down on Pence. Then anybody else.

There's only one solution.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (Jcg9Q)

332 Well can't say this was a bad week. Boss heading back from Holland but this week has been sooo nice without him or my supervisor here. Worked mostly from home. Two more weeks and my 6 week vacay starts!

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (zRZaJ)

333 You fucked up. You trusted us!

---

John Ringo had a good treatise on "trust" in "The Last Centurion"

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (suO/a)

334 The inventor's brother happened to be Mel Reynolds who had a run as the CEO of Alcoa (Aluminum Company of America)


ALCOA had a giant plant in Niagara Falls, powered by hydropower from Niagara Falls. The area is a hiking trail now. There's one little old section of an ALCOA wall near the trailhead.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (ul9CR)

335 So the horn represents a boner? Since only the base is shown and disappears behind her, does that represent penetration? Does the rain represent their orgasms? Did he wear a lamb skin which is represented by the cover he is using to keep them dry and safe in the rain?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (2qHjF)

336 Apparently Chelsea is now a baby expert. Gotta love that the CGI is partnering on a program for babies - Too Small to Fail - given all the work her parents have put into ensuring babies can be killed in the womb, and Hillary being such a PP favorite she's received their highest honor, the Margaret Sanger Award.

Chelsea's too dumb to experience the cognitive dissonance of it all.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (NOIQH)

337 McPhilmy was violently dragged out of her bedroom and down the second floor hallway of their multi-million dollar home in Long Island, New York. O'Reilly then dragged her down the stairs and through the kitchen.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (fceHP)

And yet, she stays with him 2009--2017, another 8 years. At some point the excuse of your Catholic faith expires and you are just staying for the multi-million dollars homes and lifestyles. Do not say she was too scared to leave--she could have left with the support of everyone who wanted to bring down O'Reilly. I have never cared for him and I am not defending him--let him get whatever is coming to him.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (kXoT0)

338 Oops - Chelsea link:
https://twitter.com/mwjohnso/status/862738986585948162

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (NOIQH)

339 They probably think he's gonna wake up one day and tweet, 'Fuck this shit. I quit."

Ushering in the reign of a guy they hate equally, Mike Pence. They might not have thought this all the way through.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (/tuJf)




SJW: Doesn't Hillary become president? How about Bernie? Can't we just pick who we want?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)

340 John Ringo had a good treatise on "trust" in "The Last Centurion"
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (suO/a)

But he didn't trust us.

Posted by: PaulGeorge at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (7uYFy)

341 "So is little VIA gonna pay for it?"

He has offered.

Road hazard covers half.
Root cause is County failing to reinstall drain cover properly when repaving and curbing road last year.

Several additional claims have been filed with the county.

And I'm gonna try to get this one too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:54 AM (i/+aM)

342 I've never seen anything that shows most law enforcement are former military.

==

Veterans get hiring preference in federal , state and local law enforcement by law.

They also have some measure of firearms exposure and understanding of a rank structure as well as knowledge of operational security.

The statistics are not very solid but the best guesses put post-Vietnam era police at about 75% veteran which has dropped to today's 50% or so.

Again, anecdote is not data but if you ask an agent whether or not their was sufficient evidence to prosecute Hillary, they are likely going to answer yes if they don't want to be thought of as a fool.

Prosecution is up to the DOJ. That's the USAO lawyers who debate what the meaning of is is and plot their career trajectory based on the "sex appeal" of a case.

You don't think that FBI agents want to put bad people in jail? After being prevented from doing just that for 8 lawless years?

Okay. Cool.

My experience is very different.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (C52a9)

343 Posted by: DanMan at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (XTiHL)

Two other interesting back stories for products is Kingsford Charcoal and Maybeline Cosmetics.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (/BXzQ)

344 Bear visits with Photographer, just sits and chillz.

https://youtu.be/rbE53XUtVw0

Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (UmSfZ)

345 the girl, isn't a human girl.

they don't dress like that.

Boy is maybe a shepard or some kind of herder.

They are running off. The storm is the wild hunt coming to fetch her back.

She knows what's going to happen.

He thinks he knows, but he's wrong.

Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (xVRrG)

346 >>Unlike us slovenly men. Which is totally not true. Can you believe I had
to make my own sandwiches for several years after my kids were born?
Had to wash a couple loads of dishes too. We need to have a discussion
about that.


Apparently young feminists and mommy bloggers invented parenting.
No one knew how to do it right before they came along...or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (NOIQH)

347 She is getting cheered for pointing out that mothers are very busy and we need to have a discussion about it..
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 10:50 AM (1BQGO)

Yeah, the poor ugly ungainly stupid little cow has hot and cold running nannies, a maid, a cook, and, a fleet of folks on tap to provide her with makeup, clothes, and jewelry to make her look human....somehow, I think a city girl can survive.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:56 AM (kXoT0)

348
John Ringo had a good treatise on "trust" in "The Last Centurion"

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (suO/a)








The Parable of the Lawn Mower

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2017 10:56 AM (XWkhW)

349 315

Glenn will talk with O'Reilly at 10am Eastern Time on Friday, May 12, at the top of the second hour of the show. Listeners can tune in to TheBlaze.com.

Anyone listening to this?

and this

EXCLUSIVE: Disgraced Bill O'Reilly scouted by conservative media outlets after Fox News exit
(new york daily news)

eek

Bill O'Reilly's ex-wife claims he attacked her after she found him having phone sex in 2009

According to McPhilmy, she found her then-husband engaging in phone sex while half-naked at around 10:30 p.m. one evening in December 2009. O'Reilly "flew into a fit of rage" upon her discovery and slammed her into a nearby wall. The force of her body hitting the wall left behind a hole that measured one foot across. He then, according to the affidavit, wrapped his arms around her shoulders, neck and hands, making it impossible for her to move.

McPhilmy was violently dragged out of her bedroom and down the second floor hallway of their multi-million dollar home in Long Island, New York. O'Reilly then dragged her down the stairs and through the kitchen.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (fceHP)

Sounds desperate going on Glenn Beck, a snake himself.

That story sounds like something from Goodfellas. Either way not a pretty picture.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:57 AM (2qHjF)

350 PDT threatens to stop press briefings. Will hand out daily written answers to press questions
Breitbart
Good? Bad?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 10:58 AM (nN3W/)

351 Bill Burrs bit on the meme ' being a mother is the hardest job in the world' is hilarious.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 10:58 AM (/BXzQ)

352 "Oops - Chelsea link:
https://twitter.com/mwjohnso/status/862738986585948162


Posted by: Lizzy"

She can't help from slamming the USA and whining that only 9 other countries in the world don't have maternity leave and "Oh the suffering of woman here in the USA'

Good thing all those African and South American countries have maternity leave, or their lives would be a living hell like it is here.

Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 10:58 AM (1BQGO)

353 they retained control of Congress because of him, and if he goes down, they are going down with him. How stupid are they?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7uYFy)

Ummmmmm....very stupid.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2017 10:58 AM (5VlCp)

354 And yet, she stays with him 2009--2017, another 8 years. At some point the excuse of your Catholic faith expires and you are just staying for the multi-million dollars homes and lifestyles. Do not say she was too scared to leave--she could have left with the support of everyone who wanted to bring down O'Reilly. I have never cared for him and I am not defending him--let him get whatever is coming to him.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:53 AM (kXoT0)


she was probably paid shut up money

and lived separate lives

sounds like the place was big enough

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (fceHP)

355
Sounds desperate going on Glenn Beck, a snake himself.

That story sounds like something from Goodfellas. Either way not a pretty picture.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

Is Beck still on the air?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (FZYNt)

356 wrapped his arms around her shoulders, neck and hands, making it impossible for her to move.




How many arms does he have?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (493sH)

357 Sounds desperate going on Glenn Beck, a snake himself.

That story sounds like something from Goodfellas. Either way not a pretty picture.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:57 AM (2qHjF)


very desperate

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (fceHP)

358 345 the girl, isn't a human girl.

they don't dress like that.

Boy is maybe a shepard or some kind of herder.

They are running off. The storm is the wild hunt coming to fetch her back.

She knows what's going to happen.

He thinks he knows, but he's wrong.
Posted by: simplemind at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (xVRrG)

I had a feeling this painting was full Pagan.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (2qHjF)

359 Apparently young feminists and mommy bloggers invented parenting.
No one knew how to do it right before they came along...or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (NOIQH)

And breastfeeding, because no one kept a kid alive until the Breastfeeding Nazis showed up. I support a woman's right to breastfeed, be able to pump in a private and sanitary place, etc., but, I worked with BNs who did not stop until they had cowed management into providing a lactation room with recliners, lights on a rheostat, a locking door, and a sound system. Yeah, they went in there and put there feet up and napped.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (kXoT0)

360 They're doing the 3 legged race totally wrong!

Posted by: BuckIV at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (CLfqv)

361 >>>There are all sorts of competing ideas in this work.<<<

Just up the road is the local Planned Parenthood clinic.

Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (2Mnv1)

362 Is there a police report regard to OReilly's alleged attack on his wife?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (/BXzQ)

363 "Apparently young feminists and mommy bloggers invented parenting.
No one knew how to do it right before they came along...or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 10:55 AM (NOIQH) "


Don't forget "Nanny Share"

A concept which is huge around us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (i/+aM)

364 she was probably paid shut up money

and lived separate lives

sounds like the place was big enough

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (fceHP)

Of course she was paid, but, she still stayed under the same roof with him. It would've been smarter to get her own dwelling to which he had no access a few hundred or thousand miles away.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (kXoT0)

365 >> Yeah, they went in there and put there feet up and napped.


Oh, man!
At my company they let me use an unoccupied office where I had to paper over the glass window next to the door. It was private and did the trick without making a big deal about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (NOIQH)

366 how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?

Le Sigh.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)

367 How stupid are they?


Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 10:48 AM (7uYFy)

That's a trick question.

Based on their track record I would say at least three SDs to the left of the bell curve.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (rF0hx)

368 Yeah, the poor ugly ungainly stupid little cow ...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 10:56


Well, she is out standing in her field.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2017 11:03 AM (sR5sS)

369 but, I worked with BNs who did not stop until they had cowed management into providing a lactation room with recliners, lights on a rheostat, a locking door, and a sound system.

When this job plays out ... I'm going freelance. A company of one. Me, myself, and I.

Precisely to avoid the stupid shit created by stupid people (but I repeat myself).

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:03 AM (kBuGL)

370 Oh, man!
At my company they let me use an unoccupied office where I had to paper over the glass window next to the door. It was private and did the trick without making a big deal about it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (NOIQH)

Yeah, they really milked it for all it was worth. I think of them every time some woman makes the news by feeding her infant without enough cover and outrages this or that person.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 11:04 AM (kXoT0)

371 wrapped his arms around her shoulders, neck and hands, making it impossible for her to move.




How many arms does he have?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 10:59 AM (493sH)

Probably more than I do!!!

*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (Jcg9Q)

372 Happy Friday, horde.

Just read the O'Reilly piece. Didn't hear the Beck interview. Did Beck kiss up to O'Reilly as usual?

In the grocery store this week, the National Enquirer headline told me:

O'Reilly is a wife beater, cheater, and perv. With accounts by his wife and daughter.

I do know his wife remarried, a police detective. Thoughts?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (PY9jH)

373 "That's a trick question.

Based on their track record I would say at least three SDs to the left of the bell curve."

On the "Stupidity" bell curve, is going to the right good or bad?

I'm guessing an IQ bell curve would be right=good, left=bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (i/+aM)

374 317 Shit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:49 AM (i/+aM)

Life, in one word.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (0mRoj)

375 how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?

Le Sigh.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)

Show up at a MoMee.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM (Jcg9Q)

376 >>>According to McPhilmy, she found her then-husband engaging in phone sex while half-naked at around 10:30 p.m. one evening in December 2009.

How did she know it was phone sex? He could have been talking with Greg from AllState and got put on hold.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:06 AM (dX0ot)

377 Jeeves, Billy O'Rilez sounds like a Piece of Shit. Why would anybody even watch this ass clown or listen to what this hypocrite has to say? Only a fool would pay this toxic avenger to be on their show.

He should take his money, hire a 3 perfect 10 whores exclusively to himself, and enjoy retirement.

But he sounds like a legit predator so I doubt this will happen.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:06 AM (2qHjF)

378 Chelsea was just given an award for outstanding performance in the field of excellence.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:06 AM (kTF2Z)

379 Is there a police report regard to OReilly's alleged attack on his wife?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (/BXzQ)


was a daily mail piece

http://dailym.ai/2qaWoiV

In an affidavit filed in October of 2011, Bill O'Reilly's ex-wife Maureen McPhilmy accused him of assaulting her in a vicious attack at their home

McPhilmy said in the court filing, which was first obtained by Jezebel, that she caught O'Reilly having phone sex in their bedroom while naked from waist down

He then slammed her into a wall, dragged her down a hallway and grabbed her by the throat before pulling her down the stairs claims the affidavit

O'Reilly stopped the attack after he encountered a security guard who was in the family's $2.2million home to protect them according to the affidavit

McPhilmy said she opted to not press charges or tell authorities when asked by the guard, who she noted was caught off guard seeing her naked husband

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (fceHP)

380 "how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?

Le Sigh.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)

Show up at a MoMee."

Heh!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (i/+aM)

381 375 how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?
Le Sigh.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)


Easy. Take off your top.

Any other questions ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (kBuGL)

382 "When this job plays out ... I'm going freelance. A company of one. Me, myself, and I."

I considered this once. The hours would be great, but the boss would be a total dick.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (0mRoj)

383 Jeeves, Billy O'Rilez sounds like a Piece of Shit. Why would anybody even watch this ass clown or listen to what this hypocrite has to say? Only a fool would pay this toxic avenger to be on their show.

He should take his money, hire a 3 perfect 10 whores exclusively to himself, and enjoy retirement.

But he sounds like a legit predator so I doubt this will happen.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:06 AM (2qHjF)


another Bill Clinton
but I don't know if O'Reilly raped anyone

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (fceHP)

384 >>>how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?

Look/dress like that.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (dX0ot)

385 @381

Charming. Thanks. That was quite helpful.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (smD62)

386 how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?

==



*offers roll of Saran Wrap *





Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (C52a9)

387 I'm guessing an IQ bell curve would be right=good, left=bad.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:05 AM


Only if you're a racist, cisheteropatriarchal Nazi.

Posted by: Proggie at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (sR5sS)

388 Easy. Take off your top.

Any other questions ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (kBuGL)


Way to mansplain (which auto-cucumber doesn't try to change, BTW)

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (XQX5L)

389 If we think Chelsea is unbearably obnoxious and entitled, just wait for Malia and Sasha to be in our faces, all the time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)

390 366 how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?

Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)

1. Wear what she's wearing.
2. Teach high school.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (0mRoj)

391 Easy. Take off your top wear the same outfit that she is..

Any other questions ?

* suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:09 AM (i/+aM)

392 379 Is there a police report regard to OReilly's alleged attack on his wife?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:01 AM (/BXzQ)

was a daily mail piece

http://dailym.ai/2qaWoiV

In an affidavit filed in October of 2011, Bill O'Reilly's ex-wife Maureen McPhilmy accused him of assaulting her in a vicious attack at their home

McPhilmy said in the court filing, which was first obtained by Jezebel, that she caught O'Reilly having phone sex in their bedroom while naked from waist down

He then slammed her into a wall, dragged her down a hallway and grabbed her by the throat before pulling her down the stairs claims the affidavit

O'Reilly stopped the attack after he encountered a security guard who was in the family's $2.2million home to protect them according to the affidavit

McPhilmy said she opted to not press charges or tell authorities when asked by the guard, who she noted was caught off guard seeing her naked husband
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (fceHP)

Scorsese could not write a better scene.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:09 AM (2qHjF)

393 385 @381

Charming. Thanks. That was quite helpful.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (smD62)


We're here to help. Anytime.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:09 AM (kBuGL)

394 Yeah, they really milked it for all it was worth. I think of them every time some woman makes the news by feeding her infant without enough cover and outrages this or that person.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning!


Sounds like you have a lot of great mammaries of your workplace experience.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (HTdUD)

395 Naked O'Reilly with a boner. There went any thoughts of lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (PY9jH)

396 McPhilmy said she opted to not press charges or tell authorities when
asked by the guard, who she noted was caught off guard seeing her naked
husband
===


So the security guard was deposed/ interviewed as well, right?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (C52a9)

397 390 366 how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?

Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)

1. Wear what she's wearing.
2. Teach high school.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (0mRoj)

Sadly this is now the norm and not the rapey exception to the rule.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:11 AM (2qHjF)

398 Naked O'Reilly with a boner. There went any thoughts of lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (PY9jH)


who was on the other side of the line

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:11 AM (fceHP)

399 um- it's 1880. You're too late.

There's always room for improvement.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winchester_Model_1897

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (TppKb)

400 366 how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?

Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)

Wear Saran wrap like the girl in the painting.

Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (7HtZB)

401 I clarified with management the the new head of HR has no intention or direction of changing the policy to support the open/concealed carry by employees part of the company handbook.

I DO love this job..

Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (UmSfZ)

402 If we think Chelsea is unbearably obnoxious and entitled, just wait for Malia and Sasha to be in our faces, all the time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)


Thanks. What's that number again? 1 800 Hem lock?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (HTdUD)

403 Isn't the young man supposed to be Dionysius? Somewhat serious question actually.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (hJrjt)

404 Not that I would ever do it, but I feel like a clear poncho would work?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (smD62)

405 Thanks. What's that number again? 1 800 Hem lock?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 11:12 AM (HTdUD)

*takes notes*

Do they deliver?

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (0mRoj)

406 Did OReilly tell her to put some ice on it?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (/BXzQ)

407 >>389
If we think Chelsea is unbearably obnoxious and entitled, just wait for Malia and Sasha to be in our faces, all the time. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)

I don't see this happening. From the photos I saw, they seemed mostly uninterested in anything around them, including their parents.

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (Bdeb0)

408 404 Not that I would ever do it, but I feel like a clear poncho would work?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (smD62)


Depends. Are you a sweater?

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (XQX5L)

409 Naked O'Reilly with a boner. There went any thoughts of lunch.

Escape velocity projectile puke there, capable of blasting modestly-sized asteroids into rubble.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (TppKb)

410 the young man supposed to be Dionysius? Somewhat serious question actually.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (hJrjt)

Its his son. His 40 time is 3.9. Wants to play corner like his dad.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (2qHjF)

411 So she filed an affidavit two years later?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (/BXzQ)

412 Chelsea claims singing to your baby is good for brain development. (Which is exactly what mothers the world have in mind but just in case they forget there are studies to prove it.)

She also claims her mother sang to her.

This would explain a lot.

Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (1BQGO)

413 Howdy.

I was going to read the Morning Report, but there was a picture from some old 1950s monster movie, scared me off. So I jumped up to here.

After the adrenaline wears off, I may go back and try again.

Those two in the painting... have we yet determined if this is Before or After? I'm guessing Just Before....

Posted by: mindful webworker - needs bacon at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (CJRaf)

414 @408

No not really.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (smD62)

415 Naked O'Reilly with a boner. There went any thoughts of lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (PY9jH)

Now for tonight's 'impact segment"

Posted by: PaulGeorge at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (7uYFy)

416 Naked O'Reilly with a boner. There went any thoughts of lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM


At least you don't have to imagine either O'Reilly or O'Reilly jr. going all Exorcist, as it would be a no-spin zone

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2017 11:16 AM (sR5sS)

417 If we think Chelsea is unbearably obnoxious and
entitled, just wait for Malia and Sasha to be in our faces, all the
time. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)

I
don't see this happening. From the photos I saw, they seemed mostly
uninterested in anything around them, including their parents.


Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 11:14 AM (Bdeb0)


Does anyone here believe either girl even remotely resembles TFG? The oldest has her mom's RBF. The youngest doesn't look like either one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:16 AM (PY9jH)

418 Wear Saran wrap like the girl in the painting.

Here's the funny thing. I can't imagine someone doing a painting like this without models. And I'd love to have known what was going on in the studio while this one was done.

"Can you suck on those a little more, they're not sticking out enough"

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (TppKb)

419 >>>Naked O'Reilly with a boner. There went any thoughts of lunch.

He's probably hairy, but the Irish probably means he's got some red/orange hairs mixed in with the gray. Plus freckles. Plus sagging. Maybe an unusually shaped dong too, or bad scrote skin.
Probably looks like some kind of brindle Sasquatch/Pans Labyrinth monster combination.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (dX0ot)

420 I could see the Obama girls growing up with a serious entitlement complex, without racking up the catskins that Chelsea did.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (XQX5L)

421 McPhilmy

--

I'm glad McPhilmy is my surname:

[ ] Yes

[ X ] Hell no

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (+FSld)

422 Isn't that Pan and a forest Nymph?

Posted by: Strobe at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (gbWkA)

423 Naked O'Reilly with a boner. There went any thoughts of lunch.


Just rubbing one out for the "folks"...

Posted by: Naked O'Reilly at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (qJhUV)

424 "@408

No not really."

All "Ettes are 29 years old.
Charming, witty, attractive and intelligent.

And never sweatt, only occasionally perspire, and usually only glisten.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (i/+aM)

425 335: So the horn represents a boner? Since only the base is shown and disappears behind her, does that represent penetration? Does the rain represent their orgasms? Did he wear a lamb skin which is represented by the cover he is using to keep them dry and safe in the rain?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 10:52 AM (2qHjF)

You are funny. I had similar thoughts during art history lectures in college. When does the symbolism stop!?!

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (CLKfs)

426 395 Naked O'Reilly with a boner. There went any thoughts of lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:10 AM (PY9jH)


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Life's a Bitch. Then you die. It's mostly a shit sandwich in between. And that's the memo.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (kBuGL)

427 At the end of the article it says OReilly won a 14 million settle against his ex wife for basically bearing false witness.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (/BXzQ)

428 Normally, I'd call it BS but these days...

http://tinyurl.com/medjzre

...ya gotta wonder.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (Quwsn)

429
Chelsea claims singing to your baby is good for brain development.
(Which is exactly what mothers the world have in mind but just in case
they forget there are studies to prove it.)

She also claims her mother sang to her.

This would explain a lot.


Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 11:15 AM (1BQGO)


The Beast. Singing.


"Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' shortnin'

Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' bread." With a fake black/southern accent.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)

430 The youngest doesn't look like either one.




Posted by: Jane D'oh
==

No? I can see a little Stanley Ann Dunham there.

Or maybe Yeti.


Hard to tell .

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (C52a9)

431 Life may be a shit sandwich, but the more bread you have, the less shit you taste.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (XQX5L)

432 "Can you suck on those a little more, they're not sticking out enough"
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM


We utilize a topical application of ice.

Posted by: Playboy photographers at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (sR5sS)

433 OK. I hate to be That Guy, but somebody's gotta do it, so I guess it's my turn.

Granted the stuff on O'Reilly sounds awful, but...is there a reason we're believing any of it right now? Because the track record of convenient accusation a against Folks Leftists Hate is, well, dubious.

What's the proof?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (9krrF)

434 I would imaging that Hillary 's singing voice is a cross between fingernails on a chalk board and a stuck pig.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (kTF2Z)

435 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (dX0ot)


Gaak. That is so excruciatingly, horridly specific.
Well done.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (CLKfs)

436 The Beast. Singing.


"Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' shortnin'

Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' bread." With a fake black/southern accent.

You're welcome.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)

"Jesus loves the little children,

even the ones we like to abort."

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (Jcg9Q)

437 >>Does anyone here believe either girl even remotely
resembles TFG? The oldest has her mom's RBF. The youngest doesn't look
like either one. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:16 AM (PY9jH)

Maybe they're "Fair Trade" children who were purchased and deployed as "prop kids" by the Obamas. We thought Hillary cultivating Chelsea in a petri dish was unfortunate--at least she fed and monitored the Chelsea cotyledon; the Obamas didn't even show that much nurturing.

Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)

438 Life's a Bitch. Then you die. It's mostly a shit sandwich in between. And that's the memo.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (kBuGL)

Truth.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (0mRoj)

439 I read that as Chelsea believes that swinging your baby is good. Which was a wonderful visual.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (XQX5L)

440 404 Not that I would ever do it, but I feel like a clear poncho would work?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:13 AM (smD62)

Works for me!

Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (7HtZB)

441 And never sweatt, only occasionally perspire, and usually only glisten.

They wear Saran Wrap and have a seventeen-year-old dude's hand sliding up their midsection.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (TppKb)

442 "At the end of the article it says OReilly won a 14 million settle against his ex wife for basically bearing false witness."

She does tell a good story though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (i/+aM)

443 You'll be receiving a signed copy of my newest book, Killing My Jerk Session, absolutely free.

==



Ha !


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (C52a9)

444 439 I read that as Chelsea believes that swinging your baby is good. Which was a wonderful visual.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (XQX5L)

That's ignorant! HEE-HEE!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 12, 2017 11:21 AM (7HtZB)

445 "GET THE FUCK OUT!!! I'M DOING IT LIVE!!!"

- half naked bonerfied OReilly-squatch howling in the darkness

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (dX0ot)

446 431 Life may be a shit sandwich, but the more bread you have, the less shit you taste.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:20 AM (XQX5L)

"Bread" meaning money.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (0mRoj)

447 366 how do I get a boy to hold me around the waist like that?

Le Sigh.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)

I don't know if you are around my age, mid-late 30's, or younger, but men are legit dropping out from dating women. I would suggest forgetting about them and focusing on yourself and your health, diet, and working out. Seriously, don't think about sex or boys. Try and work on becoming innocent again. This is what men and boys are looking for these days, innocence, healthy, somebody who wants kids, non feminist, loyalty. Be patient. The longer you work on yourself and getting back your innocence, then the better chance you have in landing a stable decent man.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (2qHjF)

448 Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:17 AM (XQX5L)

Unless they are *very* lucky the best years of their lives happened to them before they were twenty (and they almost certainly didn't appreciate them). The Ferret isn't going to support useless eaters the way Hellary paid for her spawn and there are very few ways to continue the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (sEDyY)

449 'Ushering in the reign of a guy they hate equally, Mike Pence. They might not have thought this all the way through.'

I think they'd gladly trade Trump for Pence.

Pence is a typical pol they can understand and roll.

Trump is like anti-matter to them.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (XsVWn)

450 Really nice painting. The girl is beautiful, much nicer looking than what you see in many paintings. A shit ton of detail.

Ace of spades, come for the humor, stay for the flawlessly painted boobehs.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (aMlLZ)

451 We utilize a topical application of ice.
Posted by: Playboy photographers


How much of France had modern refrigeration then?

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (TppKb)

452 Now I'm trying to picture Hitlery singing.

What would she sing? Maybe...

"I drink alone-with nobody else.

You know when I drink alone-I prefer to be by myself."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (ul9CR)

453 @447

I am about your age yes.

But....innocent AGAIN? Again?!

Rofl

Rofl

Rofl

Rofl

If I work anymore on my innocence, I am gonna be wearing Garanimals and sleeping in a princess bed.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (smD62)

454 "Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' shortnin'

Momma's little baby luuuves shortnin' bread." With a fake black/southern accent.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
----------

So, presumably Barky sang:

Shoo fly, don't bother me
Shoo fly, don't bother me

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (OdK9v)

455 Just saw this

Achmed the Dead Terrorist interviews President Wonald Grump

https://youtu.be/1sufgWZK5c4

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (hMwEB)

456 Seriously, don't think about sex or boys.
==


Well that should do it.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (C52a9)

457
I don't know if you are around my age, mid-late 30's, or younger, but men are legit dropping out from dating women. I would suggest forgetting about them and focusing on yourself and your health, diet, and working out. Seriously, don't think about sex or boys. Try and work on becoming innocent again. This is what men and boys are looking for these days, innocence, healthy, somebody who wants kids, non feminist, loyalty. Be patient. The longer you work on yourself and getting back your innocence, then the better chance you have in landing a stable decent man.



Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (2qHjF)

I was watching MGTOW 101 videos yesterday. Funny stuff.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

458 Really nice painting. The girl is beautiful, much nicer looking than what you see in many paintings. A shit ton of detail.

Don't forget to wipe up.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (TppKb)

459 She also claims her mother sang to her.


******


At least that's how her ghost imaginary childhood friend (re)members it.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (wPiJc)

460 If I work anymore on my innocence, I am gonna be wearing Garanimals and sleeping in a princess bed.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (smD62)


Bunk

Posted by: R. Polanski at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (XQX5L)

461 456 Seriously, don't think about sex or boys.

Dammit!

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (0mRoj)

462 Bill O'Really? isn't just a turd, he's a bully. Years ago he was doing a segment on medical marijuana (obviously against it) and had former Cowboys center Mark Stepnoski on, who supported it for relief against the myriad aches and pains he will experience for the rest of his shortened life. Stepnoski was not the brightest bulb -- undoubtedly aided by the fact that he played center, not cornerback -- and O'Reilly clowned him. It was like debating one of the "slow" kids. O'Reilly was such an ass. I kept thinking, dude, if I were in Stepnoski's place, you wouldn't be so haughty.

I'm glad for everything at a-hole gets.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (dZ756)

463 All "Ettes are 29 years old.

Charming, witty, attractive and intelligent.



And never sweatt, only occasionally perspire, and usually only glisten.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (i/+aM)

And they don't shit, they candy

Posted by: MAC-SOG at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (QPdNE)

464 Comey made a decent exit. He would be well advised to continue that course. But there is something about Comey's arrogance that tempts me to think he is going to open his mouth and find himself in a kettle of trouble. He doesn't strike me as being very bright.

Posted by: gracepc at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (OU4q6)

465
If I work anymore on my innocence, I am gonna be wearing Garanimals and sleeping in a princess bed.

Posted by: Tickled Pink
===

Huh.

What kind of Garanimals?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (C52a9)

466 What's a garanimal?

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (0mRoj)

467 Speaking of famous people singing to their babehs, I always liked this clip of David Bowie on Conan, spoofing himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_iHQSjaFs

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (ul9CR)

468 >>Chelsea claims singing to your baby is good for brain development.


No kidding?!

I so wish I had Chelsea dropping that kind of knowledge back I when my son was a babe. Would never have occurred to me to breastfeed, sing, etc.

All of this rehashing the obvious as if it were groundbreaking (the baby stuff, fighting the so-called issue of "period-shaming") makes it feel like we're living in Idiocracy. Really, crops will grow if you - get this! - water them?!?! Tell me more!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (NOIQH)

469
Those two in the painting... have we yet determined if this is Before or After? I'm guessing Just Before....
Posted by: mindful webworker


Before.

After she finds out he's broker 'an shit, he's blowing his horn by himself.

*toot*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (udajc)

470 I ain't saying I'm perfect. I have a number of flaws.

But, innocence ain't one of them. That one, I have down.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:26 AM (smD62)

471 Try and work on becoming innocent again.


*****


Once you can fake that sincerely you've got it made.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (wPiJc)

472 I'm off in a while to lunch with the CEO of a company who hopefully wants to hire me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)

473 gonna be wearing Garanimals and sleeping in a princess bed.



Rule 34

Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (UmSfZ)

474 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (2qHjF)

I was watching MGTOW 101 videos yesterday. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

Actually... I'm pretty up front about being a Man, who thinks and acts like a Man... and even have that on my online dating profile.

You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...

Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)

475 Comedy's everything Trump says he is. Of course we're going to hear from him again. Just like Ralph Nader.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (XQX5L)

476 Posted by: gracepc at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (OU4q6)

I'm guessing Trump agrees with you and that's why he tweeted to remind Comey their conversations may be on record.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (sEDyY)

477 All of this rehashing the obvious as if it were
groundbreaking (the baby stuff, fighting the so-called issue of
"period-shaming") makes it feel like we're living in Idiocracy. Really,
crops will grow if you - get this! - water them?!?! Tell me more!!!



Posted by: Lizzy

You know what else makes crops grow? Carbon dioxide!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (dZ756)

478 How much of France had modern refrigeration then?
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM


Wherever we shot, ici meme.

Posted by: Playboy photographers at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (sR5sS)

479 Comey, dammit.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 12, 2017 11:28 AM (XQX5L)

480 >>What's a garanimal?

Clothing line for kids they used to sell at Sear's where they would tell you which pieces were meant to be paired by the animal on the label. The blue striped giraffe-tagged shirt goes with the navy couderoy giraffe-tagged shorts, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

481 I was watching MGTOW 101 videos yesterday. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

There is truth to many of the MGTOW views, especially when dealing with female nature in women younger than 45 as they approach college age and are white.

I'm rewatching Entourage on Amazon Prime, and holy shit do they have female nature pegged in that show. I'm sticking with it because of that, and Billy Walsh, and the wisdom of Johnny Drama. But yeah, Entourage is pretty damn MGTOW.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:28 AM (2qHjF)

482 474 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (2qHjF)

I was watching MGTOW 101 videos yesterday. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

Actually... I'm pretty up front about being a Man, who thinks and acts like a Man... and even have that on my online dating profile.

You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)

How are you conveying that, specifically? Serious question.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (0mRoj)

483 After she finds out he's broker 'an shit, he's blowing his horn by himself.




If he could blow his own horn, she'd be left behind.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (PCof0)

484 Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (dZ756)

You mellow pot guys sure get angry when someone wants to bogart you stuff.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (/BXzQ)

485 Clothing line for kids they used to sell at Sear's where they would tell you which pieces were meant to be paired by the animal on the label. The blue striped giraffe-tagged shirt goes with the navy couderoy giraffe-tagged shorts, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

Ah.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (0mRoj)

486 >>You know what else makes crops grow? Carbon dioxide!


Oh, no - that kills the planet. #SettledScienceBitchezzz

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (NOIQH)

487 483 After she finds out he's broker 'an shit, he's blowing his horn by himself.




If he could blow his own horn, she'd be left behind.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (PCof0)

And he'd have never left his house.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (0mRoj)

488 If I work anymore on my innocence, I am gonna be wearing Garanimals and sleeping in a princess bed.

So in other words a first date who suggests Build-A-Bear is pure dreamland.


Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (TppKb)

489 #BeatingDeadMemes

Went back to the morning report. Scanned the headlines, then searched the comments.

Nobody said, "I'm tired of these m-----f----- scorpions on this m-----f----- plane!"

I just don't know this place anymore.

Posted by: mindful webworker - whose hoo at AOS at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (CJRaf)

490 I'm off in a while to lunch with the CEO of a company who hopefully wants to hire me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)

Good luck!!

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (Jcg9Q)

491 Posted by: gracepc
===


Very good analysis. I think that you are dead right. Comey's behavior was nothing short of erratic.

Lots of inner conflict/rationalization there I think.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:30 AM (C52a9)

492 I'm off in a while to lunch with the CEO of a company who hopefully wants to hire me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)


Don't order Mexican/spicy food. Seriously, though, good luck!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (PY9jH)

493 >>>you won't endear yourself by interrupting a guy during phone sex. That shit is expensive.

You're doing it wrong.

Why call someone and pay for phone sex? People call me all day long!!

"Hello, Mr BSG, this is Globobank with a special offer just for you!"

"Really?!? Well I have a special offer for you too!! First, I'm going to wrap you in Saran Wrap, head to toe. Then, I'm going to cut out two holes- one so you can breath, and...."

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (dX0ot)

494 472 I'm off in a while to lunch with the CEO of a company who hopefully wants to hire me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)

Break a leg!

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (0mRoj)

495 New hymens--guaranteed not to be pig skin!!

Get your innocence back again--CHEAP!!

Posted by: Allah the Innocence Seller at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (v2JGC)

496 @488

Nope.

But a playground date is like at the top of my dream date list.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (smD62)

497 So in other words a first date who suggests Build-A-Bear is pure dreamland.

Strangely enough, having now conceived of the concept, should my wife ever leave me I would try suggesting this.

Because acceptance/rejection of the idea would be a good measure of compatibility.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (TppKb)

498 Shoo fly, don't bother me
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM


Snort.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (sR5sS)

499 Actually... I'm pretty up front about being a Man, who thinks and acts like a Man... and even have that on my online dating profile.

You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)

Interesting.

Apparently I suck at doing that (like lots of other stuff).

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (Jcg9Q)

500 Does anyone here believe either girl even remotely resembles TFG? The oldest has her mom's RBF. The youngest doesn't look like either one.

Yeah, I've noticed that too. I really don't think Obambi would/could impregnate a woman. I do remember stories about Moochelle having a relatively obvious relationship with a Marine Corps guard at the White house. Maybe it was the guy Baraka made hold up the umbrella. Whoever it was, he better have been drawing hazard pay.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (ty7RM)

501 Morning all... Trump impeached yet?

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (O2RFr)

502 But a playground date is like at the top of my dream date list.

Do you go down the slides or crawl up them?

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (TppKb)

503 Apparently I suck at doing that (like lots of other stuff).
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:32 AM (Jcg9Q)

Join the club.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (0mRoj)

504 Go get 'em Duke!


And for the rest of you unemployed folks, polish up those interview suits and resumes because people are hiring like crazy right now.


Go for it.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (C52a9)

505 Go down of course....I am a rule follower.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (smD62)

506 I guess none of you noticed that one of her eyes is going one way and one is looking the other way.

Her eyebrows don't look all that innocent--she's kinda got the crazy eye and unibrow.

Posted by: Allah the Innocence Seller at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (v2JGC)

507 But a playground date is like at the top of my dream date list.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:31 AM (smD62)

Mine too.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (Jcg9Q)

508 505 Go down of course....I am a rule follower.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (smD62)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (0mRoj)

509 I'm off in a while to lunch with the CEO of a company who hopefully wants to hire me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)
----------

Duke, I've been praying for a job for you for a long time. I'm glad you just posted that. I'll up the prayers right now. Good luck!

Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (sBOL1)

510 I used to love my Garanimals, being ADHD/autistic/kinda weird in the head. It removed a lot of stress. Wish they made them for adults.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (RD7QR)

511 Today's Chelsea Wisdom Summary:

Advice For Mothers To Raise Healthy Baby's

1. Sing to xer
2. More govt. programs
2. Call the Village for support

Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (1BQGO)

512 453 @447

I am about your age yes.

But....innocent AGAIN? Again?!

Rofl

Rofl

Rofl

Rofl

If I work anymore on my innocence, I am gonna be wearing Garanimals and sleeping in a princess bed.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:23 AM (smD62)


Seriously, work on your health. Health is important to men. Men are looking for somebody as a lifetime partner. Start eating High Fat, Protien and zero carbs with only one meal a day. Start working out. The more effort that you put into yourself for the longest amount of time, the more responses you will get from men. You want a loyal healthy good looking man yourself right? Well you have to work for it these days.

I lost 70 lbs in 4 months. It can be done. You can do this.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (2qHjF)

513 500 Does anyone here believe either girl even remotely resembles TFG? The oldest has her mom's RBF. The youngest doesn't look like either one.

I think Malaria or whatever her name is, looks just like obama... The Russian one, Satchel or Sasha is the one who looks like neither...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (O2RFr)

514 Go down of course....I am a rule follower.

Awww...I promise not to step on you in the tunnel.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (TppKb)

515 At the end of the article it says OReilly won a 14 million settle against his ex wife for basically bearing false witness.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (/BXzQ)


So that story was a lie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (493sH)

516 nood

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at May 12, 2017 11:35 AM (u9OP6)

517 511 Today's Chelsea Wisdom Summary:

Advice For Mothers To Raise Healthy Baby's

1. Sing to xer
2. More govt. programs
2. Call the Village for support
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (1BQGO)

They want...information.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:35 AM (0mRoj)

518 @512

Dude! You don't even know me and you are calling me fat?! Dude! Ugh.


@514

I'm not sure what that means.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:35 AM (smD62)

519 Go get 'em Duke!


And for the rest of you unemployed folks, polish up those interview suits and resumes because people are hiring like crazy right now.


Go for it.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:33 AM (C52a9)

People tell me that all the time. What they don't realize is that even if they're hiring, that doesn't mean they're gonna hire YOU (i.e. me).

Got another email rejection yesterday for a job I thought I was well suited for. It's hard to get your foot in the door when you can't even get to the door.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (Jcg9Q)

520 Actually... I'm pretty up front about being a Man, who thinks and acts like a Man... and even have that on my online dating profile.

You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...

Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)


That is the way to fly. Never apologize for being man, and the real women will come.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (aMlLZ)

521 A neighbor of my grandma's had a full-size copy of this in her living room. We were fascinated- mostly by the wind blowing their clothes off.
(We had art books at home, so the nekkid was no big thing.)

Looking back fifty-odd years, I'm thinking "In your living room?
Seriously?"

Posted by: Sal at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (hA4a+)

522 "Hello, Mr BSG, this is Globobank with a special offer just for you!"

===

Heh.

Before telemarketers were robots, I used to tell them that I was busy right now but if they would give me their phone number that I would be glad to call them back at home around dinnertime.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (C52a9)

523 I remember it being spelled GrrAnimals

Strangely, Google search turns up both spellings.

I'm too lazy to research this further.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 11:36 AM (ul9CR)

524 515 At the end of the article it says OReilly won a 14 million settle against his ex wife for basically bearing false witness.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:19 AM (/BXzQ)


So that story was a lie?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (493sH)

I don't know if that lawsuit was specific to that affidavit but another piece of it confirms she was having an extra marital affair.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 11:37 AM (/BXzQ)

525 ...and the horn (with its obvious connotation) on the hip of the boy.
He was hoping for a blowjob?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2017 11:37 AM (nlbfN)

526 482 474 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:22 AM (2qHjF)

I was watching MGTOW 101 videos yesterday. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 11:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

Actually... I'm pretty up front about being a Man, who thinks and acts like a Man... and even have that on my online dating profile.

You'd be surprised by the amount of POSITIVE comments, and dates, I get from it...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)

How are you conveying that, specifically? Serious question.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 11:29 AM (0mRoj)

He has sole custody of his kids. He is probably drowning in mish.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:37 AM (2qHjF)

527 Sorry to hear that, erm , "Harry".

I advise a quantity versus quality approach. Apply for freaking everything.

You can always look for new opportunities once you are employed.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 11:39 AM (C52a9)

528 284
No, this historical massive barrage of hate is taking its toll. He needs to keep forging ahead and try to ignore the haters from both sides of the aisle.

It's the media, the nevertrumpers, the GOPe, and the big Soros money doing this. Hollywood. Every aspect of our "culture" is doing this. He is constantly under fire.

The seething hate... they won't give up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 10:42 AM (fceHP)


Yes, the hate is ultimately directed at us, the deplorable American people. Trump is just a proxy.

Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 11:40 AM (xjiRE)

529 518 @512

Dude! You don't even know me and you are calling me fat?! Dude! Ugh.


@514

I'm not sure what that means.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:35 AM (smD62)

No you projected that I called you fat. I never did. I said focus on your health, diet, and fitness. I used me as an example that it can be done. One meal a day is healthy and inspires discipline. Treat your health and fitness like its a 24/7 job.

I never called you fat. I was trying to offer positive motivation. I'm sorry that you projected that image onto yourself based on my comments.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:41 AM (2qHjF)

530 This painting is also one of two known backs for possibly the most beautiful playing cards printed in the US:

http://tinyurl.com/jvsjd6b

Amazing to consider these are more than a century old, and that for some unknown reason nearly the entire print run was destroyed.

Posted by: strata at May 12, 2017 11:41 AM (K/HG0)

531 Right front started leaking right when Little VIA ran it into a projecting storm drain top while parking last night.

Left front is tagging along for the ride.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 10:46 AM (i/+aM)

So is little VIA gonna pay for it?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 10:51 AM (Jcg9Q)

Sounds like a slam-dunk for Road Hazard Warranty, if the tires are so covered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 11:41 AM (0deF2)

532 472 I'm off in a while to lunch with the CEO of a company who hopefully wants to hire me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)

Don't fart unless he farts first.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2017 11:42 AM (baYK5)

533 McPhilmy said in the court filing, which was first obtained by Jezebel, that she caught O'Reilly having phone sex in their bedroom while naked from waist down

He then slammed her into a wall, dragged her down a hallway and grabbed her by the throat before pulling her down the stairs claims the affidavit

O'Reilly stopped the attack after he encountered a security guard who was in the family's $2.2million home to protect them according to the affidavit
McPhilmy said she opted to not press charges or tell authorities when asked by the guard, who she noted was caught off guard seeing her naked husband
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2017 11:07 AM (fceHP)
Scorsese could not write a better scene.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:09 AM (2qHjF)

Did he put his pants on before or after the assault?

A man with his junk exposed can be a dangerous animal.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2017 11:42 AM (5VlCp)

534 @529

Well not for nothin or nothin, but I currently usually only eat one meal a day, so I'm already there.

Thanks though.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:43 AM (smD62)

535 Created 1880 per wiki.

Posted by: Glenn Johndickenstein at May 12, 2017 11:45 AM (LilNs)

536 Just wanted to note that those are two extremely pretty people in that painting.

mac :]

Posted by: macbrooks at May 12, 2017 11:50 AM (vCCo/)

537 All "Ettes are 29 years old.

Charming, witty, attractive and intelligent.



And never sweatt, only occasionally perspire, and usually only glisten.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2017 11:18 AM (i/+aM)

And they don't shit, they candy


Posted by: MAC-SOG at May 12, 2017 11:25 AM (QPdNE)


And they piss rose petals.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2017 11:52 AM (X6fMO)

538 Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 11:34 AM (493sH)

If it were true there should have been a Dr.'s report. What she claims he did would have caused significant bruising and could have caused internal injuries that you'd think she'd want checked.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 11:53 AM (sEDyY)

539 you won't endear yourself by interrupting a guy during phone sex. That shit is expensive.


You're doing it wrong.


Why call someone and pay for phone sex? People call me all day long!!


"Hello, Mr BSG, this is Globobank with a special offer just for you!"


"Really?!? Well I have a special offer for you too!! First, I'm going to wrap you in Saran Wrap, head to toe. Then, I'm going to cut out two holes- one so you can breath, and...."--
---

That is so wrong, but really really funny.

Posted by: shibumi at May 12, 2017 11:57 AM (8zWAk)

540 534 @529

Well not for nothin or nothin, but I currently usually only eat one meal a day, so I'm already there.

Thanks though.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 12, 2017 11:43 AM (smD62)

That's awesome! YouTube Crossfit and watch some of their competitions. Write down modified versions of them. The more cardio that you do the less muscle you will put on. You should concentrate on putting on muscle and strength the first 8 weeks. Then spend 4 weeks doing higher reps. Try to stay in a fat burning zone so you don't burn muscle and protein. Stay away from all carbs.

Do legs everyday and core everyday. That is what men like. Have fun and be confident.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2017 11:57 AM (2qHjF)

541 A neighbor of my grandma's had a full-size copy of this in her living room. We were fascinated- mostly by the wind blowing their clothes off.
(We had art books at home, so the nekkid was no big thing.)

Looking back fifty-odd years, I'm thinking "In your living room?
Seriously?"

---

was there plastic wrap on the sofa?

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 12, 2017 12:00 PM (suO/a)

542 This picture is giving me a boner.

Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2017 12:02 PM (eAZVt)

543 Girl's got nice hind paws.

Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at May 12, 2017 12:04 PM (uk/oG)

544 Nice horn.

Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at May 12, 2017 03:17 PM (Y1Oht)

545 Little! boy BLUE come blow my horn 'y harMONICA

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