The Morning Report 5/11/17

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Good morning, kids. That was a fun, and much needed musical open thread last night before the ONT. Back to reality, or in some instances madness. In that light two stories illustrate the utter vacancy of Leftist thought. Cray-Cray Aunt Esther, aka Maxine Waters (who is the new fresh face of the Democrat Party, or so they tell me), out of one side of her mouth rails against President Trump firing James Comey and then from the other side of her dentures claims it would have been completely proper for Hillary Clinton - who will never be President of the United States of America - to fire him. And then, on national television, Stephen Colbert demonstrated a mass shock-the-monkey moment, wherein when he announced the breaking news that Comey had been fired, the audience of Lefties and Millenials burst into applause since Comey was in their eyes an Emanuel Goldstein figure. Colbert had to remind them that they are now supposed to support him. Up front, I have linked to a story where a Senator from Nevada, who I have never heard of, wants to abandon elections and use diversity to select lawmakers. Hint: few if any whites, practicing Christians or men will be allowed. I'm sure I saw that somewhere in Oscar Madison's Notes or that dude Alex B. Tokeville. We laugh at this garbage at our peril because the instant they have the chance, they will be at our throats. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

UP FRONT THIS MORNING:
Who IS This Broad?! Nevada Senator Masto Wants Quotas Instead of Free Elections

Long Distance Dedication to Maxine, Stephen and all the Cool Cats

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:10 AM




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Posted by: IanDeal at May 11, 2017 07:01 AM (teGBX)

2 Yes!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:01 AM (J+eG2)

3 Third?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 07:02 AM (vRcUp)

4 The democrats need to get some neck braces for all of the head snapping they have done in the last 24 hours on comey getting fired.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 07:02 AM (le7jz)

5 We gonna use your face to make gorilla cookies.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at May 11, 2017 07:03 AM (5wSNN)

6 Sally Yates should have worn pink shoes. It would have really set the tone for her future political endeavors.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at May 11, 2017 07:04 AM (hJamr)

7 In the Top 10 !! First time ever !!

Posted by: WaldoTJ (in Texas) at May 11, 2017 07:04 AM (M1MpJ)

8 This Cortez Masto dame is the Searchlight Strangler's hand-picked successor and also a wise-ass Latina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:05 AM (mbhDw)

9 Degrees of Ignorance: Grads at Black College Turn Backs to Betsy DeVos at Commencement

as they prepare to go forth as affirmative action hires in your company's HR department.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 11, 2017 07:05 AM (E6QSr)

10 >>>In the Top 10 !! First time ever !!
.
.
.Congrats! That means you have to buy everyone else in the top 10 an adult beverage of their choice.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 07:06 AM (le7jz)

11 The pron actress lied about the shark attack?

What the hell has happened to this country when you can't trust the word of a whore?

But enough about Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 07:06 AM (HTdUD)

12 Four FREE books today on my blog!
3 Romances & 1 women's fic
Ettes might like them
The author is conservative and from following her on FB I think she is a closet Trump supporter

link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 11, 2017 07:06 AM (hMwEB)

13 This Masto bitch just needs to figure out how to make Congressional Diversity a law.

Make it a law, and plenty of Republicans will obey it. After all ... it's a law.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2017 07:06 AM (fiGNd)

14 Early hi and howdy!

Posted by: ThePatriot at May 11, 2017 07:06 AM (rQE1m)

15 Really gets confusing for the libs when they find that Eric the Red said basically the same thing about Comey that Sessions did.
Just many months earlier.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:07 AM (J+eG2)

16 The music thread was fin.
Good morning Horde.
Any office pools started yet on indictments dropping?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2017 07:07 AM (0tfLf)

17 Mornin', y'all.



I need coffee.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 11, 2017 07:07 AM (GUBah)

18 Maxine Waters has been showing her insane ass for a long time now. I am on my new computer now and one typo after another because the keyboard for this one is only half as big as my old Dell.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:07 AM (mpXpK)

19
Ask not for whom the Comey firing bell tolls, it tolls for Hillary.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 07:08 AM (HTdUD)

20 Who IS This Broad?!

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 11, 2017 07:08 AM (E6QSr)

21 I wonder what other tricks The Donald has up his sleeve for this week?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:08 AM (J+eG2)

22 Our Chief Technology Officer is down from HQ for a visit. He was with the big boys yesterday listening to interminable Power Point presentations but supposedly will be talking to us ordinary proles today.

I understand, unfortunately, that some HR person accompanied him. I despise HR people with the heat of a million suns. Don't think anything is up but decent people avoid HR types like a disgusting mess left on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2017 07:09 AM (CKGym)

23 "I'd hit it."

Me too

Posted by: Kenworth at May 11, 2017 07:09 AM (J+eG2)

24 Trump is not going to allow Scankles to be indicted. I think he has alreDY SAID THT.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:09 AM (mpXpK)

25 Who IS This Broad?!

I'd hit it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 11, 2017 07:08 AM (E6QSr)


Good eye Grump.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2017 07:10 AM (fiGNd)

26
OW!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel good,,
I knew that I would,,
I FEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL nice,,
Like sugar and spice,,,

*shuffles across stage doing the Charleston*

HEY!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 11, 2017 07:10 AM (HSmrB)

27 Maxine Waters has been showing her insane ass for a long time now. I am on my new computer now and one typo after another because the keyboard for this one is only half as big as my old Dell.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party 

I'm pretty sure you can run an external keyboard on a laptop. And an external monitor. I seem to recall doing both years ago. Like a decade and a half. So it's a little fuzzy.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 07:11 AM (HTdUD)

28 I'm pretty sure you can run an external keyboard on a laptop. And an external monitor.

I do ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2017 07:11 AM (fiGNd)

29
For a Democrat female, she's actually not bad looking. Her mind is completely warped.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:11 AM (mbhDw)

30 That list of Comey replacements is the same one we saw yesterday. Nix on the Fat Man and RINO Rudy is too old.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:11 AM (mpXpK)

31 Mandated diversity?

Why sure.

More men in the WNBA

More whites in the NBA

More men in HR positions at large corporations and Universities

More whites as Bus operators in democratic run cities

I loves me some mandated diversity.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:12 AM (J+eG2)

32 Trump is not going to allow Scankles to be indicted. I think he has alreDY SAID THT.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

Consistent positions held by Donald Trump are inconsistent. Just saying.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 07:12 AM (HTdUD)

33 Chicago Tribune: (in full hate mode this am, along with the Baltimore Sun)

Only if an independent prosecutor is appointed to investigate Trump's
Russia ties will America be seen as the nation of laws it has long
claimed to be.

Russia, Russia, Russia...We got to keep this going until 2018-2020. (MSM)

Posted by: Colin at May 11, 2017 07:14 AM (l6A+z)

34
I picked the Bowie song for a reason. "Fashion" perfectly illustrates the Leftist mindset.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:14 AM (mbhDw)

35 "Trump is not going to allow Scankles to be indicted. I think he has alreDY SAID THT.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party "\

Trump has often said that one of what he considered his best traits is the ability to modify or change his viewpoint or position on a subject as more information becomes available.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:14 AM (J+eG2)

36 Senate diversity is easy to achieve. Go back to states appointing Senators, Eliminate direct election and the 17th amendment. Back to the way it's supposed to be.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 11, 2017 07:15 AM (lJW6d)

37 24 Trump is not going to allow Scankles to be indicted. I think he has alreDY SAID THT.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:09 AM (mpXpK)


Probably, most likely, not. BUT . . . if he did. Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:15 AM (mbhDw)

38 Trump is not going to allow Scankles to be indicted.

Then more fool he.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 07:16 AM (X6fMO)

39 Diversity, what joy it brings to life.

Facebook shutting down anti-Muslim pages isn't a surprise. I remember an article where their standards enforcement group is staffed mainly by Muslims. More joys of diversity.

Sorry, but diversity beyond a certain point does not work. If the West is to survive, a lot of these people are going to have to leave.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 11, 2017 07:16 AM (J70i0)

40 36 Senate diversity is easy to achieve. Go back to states appointing Senators, Eliminate direct election and the 17th amendment. Back to the way it's supposed to be.
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 11, 2017 07:15 AM (lJW6d)


Y'know, I think an ad campaign promoting that would be brilliant. And do it in a way that praises the Senator for being a supporter for repeal.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:16 AM (mbhDw)

41 Those sue happy Democrat AG's need to have their own personal asses sued into bankruptcy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

42
The ONLY real diversity that matters - that has ever had a real and positive effect on the improvement of the human condition - is diversity of thought.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:17 AM (mbhDw)

43 The Colbert incident proves that lefties believe what their elites tell them to believe, and that its tailored to fit momentary advantage.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 07:17 AM (oVJmc)

44 Exactly JJ.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 11, 2017 07:17 AM (lJW6d)

45 38 Trump is not going to allow Scankles to be indicted.

Then more fool he.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 07:16 AM (X6fMO


Good morning, bro! I will say this; if Trump is not thinking about it, he's stupid. And the one thing Donald J. Trump is not is stupid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:19 AM (mbhDw)

46 I'd hit it.

Don't stick your dick into totalitarian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2017 07:20 AM (8Mn/0)

47 G'mornin' Horde !

44 degrees, fog like a cubic mile of cotton.

Wow, she gotta face like 21st Century New Soviet Leader for the wall posters. Ow. Cut diamonds with that steely glare, slay a thousand kulaks with that chin ! Wreckers and enemies of the people flee her lipless frown !

Hab' rachmones, JJS !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 11, 2017 07:20 AM (KGH7Z)

48 No laughter here. These idiots are destroying this country.... just like they destroyed our public education system.

Posted by: itsacookbook at May 11, 2017 07:21 AM (yPxXc)

49 Remember Maxine says she was for it before she was against it. Words of wisdom for what is now one of the Democratic leaders in the House.

Posted by: Colin at May 11, 2017 07:21 AM (l6A+z)

50 That 15 time deported illegal also had previous DUIs and his "license" revoked. Of course he was in CA, a sanctuary State

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:21 AM (mpXpK)

51 mandating diversity throughout the United States Senate," Cortez Masto said.

If she is Harry Reid's hand picked successor, he's as big a fool as Republicans who think "if I cave on this or that issue, maybe the Democrats and the media will like me". Or maybe he's a masochist. Or maybe she sucked his dick until she got the position.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 07:21 AM (vRcUp)

52 Not a good morning all

We're headed to civil war and violence

Get ready

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:21 AM (KlI/a)

53 Perhaps this senator bint will call on the Congressional Black Caucus (and all the other racio-ethnic caucii) to 'diversify.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 07:21 AM (oVJmc)

54 So Sen. Masto says we need to mandate diversity in the U.S. Senate. Well, so much for the U.S. Constitution she swore to uphold.

BTW-What kind of dumbasses would elect this person to the U.S. Senate?

Posted by: Case at May 11, 2017 07:22 AM (EnbfO)

55 Diversity?

What problem does that solve?

Insty links to an article on why they hate Trump so much: Lack of guilt.

Trump doesn't act like he's guilty of being white, male, rich, Christian or American.

And they hate him so much for it--because the entire power of the Dems comes from coercion and exploitation from that guilt.

And he is exposing just how weak that control is--when you reject it, their oft-threatened retaliation is a paper tiger.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 11, 2017 07:22 AM (ZQpd0)

56 The sidebar article about the guy who brainwashes girls to kill themselves through online games ius horrific.
Truly an acolyte of the Evil One.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at May 11, 2017 07:23 AM (hMwEB)

57 Good morning, bro! I will say this; if Trump is not thinking about it, he's stupid. And the one thing Donald J. Trump is not is stupid.
 Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Bargaining chip. The asshole democrats have been playing this russia bullshit for six months with nothing to show for it.


There's a whole lot more 'there' when it comes to Hillary Clinton crimes.

Chess game. But you have to move your pieces.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 07:23 AM (HTdUD)

58 Actually, State appointments to the Senate would give local election much more prominence. Double win!!

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 11, 2017 07:24 AM (lJW6d)

59 49 Remember Maxine says she was for it before she was against it. Words of wisdom for what is now one of the Democratic leaders in the House.
Posted by: Colin at May 11, 2017 07:21 AM (l6A+z)


I distinctly remember a cartoon when I was a kid depicting congress, with one side being elephants in suits and the other donkeys. Each side would alternate rising and sitting, saying "We Accept it! We Reject it!"

I think it was a Max Fleisher toon. Anyone remember this? MP4?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:24 AM (mbhDw)

60 What kind of dumbasses would elect this person to the U.S. Senate?
Posted by: Case at May 11, 2017 07:22 AM (EnbfO)

1/2 this country. piss on them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:24 AM (KlI/a)

61 >>>>
The Colbert incident proves that lefties believe what their elites tell
them to believe, and that its tailored to fit momentary advantage.
.
.
.Yep we are witnessing the mighty power of leftist group think in real time right now with the firing of comey. Just a few short weeks ago the left wanted him gone for costing hillary the election. Anything to strike out at Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 07:25 AM (le7jz)

62 54 So Sen. Masto says we need to mandate diversity in the U.S. Senate. Well, so much for the U.S. Constitution she swore to uphold.

BTW-What kind of dumbasses would elect this person to the U.S. Senate?
Posted by: Case at May 11, 2017 07:22 AM (EnbfO)


Nevada. The same state that gave you Harry Reid, Dean Heller. AND . . . Pat Geary!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:25 AM (mbhDw)

63 Today is the birthday of Betty Boyd, who never really had much of a silent or talking career, but it's an excuse for a picture:

http://tinyurl.com/n5uhfqb

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 07:26 AM (X6fMO)

64 It's ok for westerners to become atheists, but if you are an apostate Muslim, for the love of Allah! Repent! Return to your roots! What you do is an abomination, worthy of death.

Posted by: Mahmoud Zuckerberg at May 11, 2017 07:26 AM (vRcUp)

65 "...we are the goon squad and we're coming to town..." = MSM/DNC mantra.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me, Deploribus Unum at May 11, 2017 07:27 AM (Ftuf+)

66 By democracy dieing I assume they mean freedom. It dies here back in the early 1900s when the US became a socialist country and the free shit army was created.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:27 AM (mpXpK)

67 How about diversity by occupation?

How many in the Senate are lawyers? How many have never spent a significant part of their career in the private sector?

Posted by: fluffy at May 11, 2017 07:28 AM (jw2Xw)

68 64 It's ok for westerners to become atheists, but if you are an apostate Muslim, for the love of Allah! Repent! Return to your roots! What you do is an abomination, worthy of death.
Posted by: Mahmoud Zuckerberg at May 11, 2017 07:26 AM (vRcUp)


The atheists are teaming up with ex-Muslims in a deprogramming effort aimed at prisoners of the Religion of Peace. Therefore, they must be silenced and crushed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:28 AM (mbhDw)

69 Yo.

I looked at Twitter this morning while waiting for the coffee maker.

Appears we're supposed to be shocked and horrified that PDT was angry with Comey and wanted him gone.

*gasp*

*swoon*

Wait, how the eff is this news, let along SHOCKING?

And it may be in part because Comey wouldn't kill the Russia investigation!!1!

*crickets*

Suddenly EVERYONE knows you can't fire someone if you're mad at them for doing a crappy job and making your life more difficult. And you shouldn't do it in whatever way he did it, because that's what makes it bad.

Meanwhile, everyone outside the Beltway is disappointed they didn't actually get to hear him say "You're Fired!"

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 11, 2017 07:28 AM (wwL6Q)

70 Sen. Cortez Masto may be Hispanic but lokks as pale as Fauxcahontas and probably has about as much Native American blood. Her mother was Italian and father was Mexican, no doubt of the pure Spanish blood variety.

But yeah, she is loves her some diversity.

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 07:29 AM (1BQGO)

71 Why does her party run so many WHITE MALE CANDIDATES???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 07:29 AM (oVJmc)

72 Memo to the RINOs and those with weak knees: NOT ONE INCH

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:30 AM (KlI/a)

73 "Up your street"

Hey, up your street there too Buddy. In fact, right up Fifth Avenue. :-)

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Guy at May 11, 2017 07:30 AM (WYzZJ)

74 I can't believe that you are babbling about Betty Boyd's birthday.

Posted by: fluffy at May 11, 2017 07:30 AM (jw2Xw)

75 27 I'm pretty sure you can run an external keyboard on a
laptop. And an external monitor. I seem to recall doing both years ago.
Like a decade and a half. So it's a little fuzzy.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 07:11 AM (HTdUD)


This is not a laptop. I think I am going to trade out the new keyboard for the old one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:30 AM (mpXpK)

76 70 Sen. Cortez Masto may be Hispanic but lokks as pale as Fauxcahontas and probably has about as much Native American blood. Her mother was Italian and father was Mexican, no doubt of the pure Spanish blood variety.

But yeah, she is loves her some diversity.
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 07:29 AM (1BQGO)


I'm as Spanish as she is. Momma's side of the family fled Spain for Hungary in 1492.

Goualsh burrito, amigo?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:31 AM (mbhDw)

77 If Masto hates us so much, she should go back to whatever third world sh*thole she came from and get them to diversify.

Why are we the only nation on earth with a duty to diversify? Why can't China, India, Saudi Arabia and Africa organize a population exchange with each other and leave us out of it? And then maybe we can send our illegals there and make them even more diverse.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 07:31 AM (vRcUp)

78 I distinctly remember a cartoon when I was a kid depicting congress, with one side being elephants in suits and the other donkeys. Each side would alternate rising and sitting, saying "We Accept it! We Reject it!"

I think it was a Max Fleisher toon. Anyone remember this? MP4?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:24 AM (mbhDw)


Of course! Olive Oyl for President, Paramount / Famous Studios, 1948. Go to 4:20.

http://tinyurl.com/kyxp5ln

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 07:31 AM (X6fMO)

79 Or maybe she sucked his dick until she got the position.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 07:21 AM (vRcUp)
__________________

Hey, don't knock it.

It worked great for me!

Posted by: Senator Kamala Harris, aka Willie Brown's mistress at May 11, 2017 07:32 AM (riF5p)

80
Genius of our time Sheila Jackson Lee (should they tear her down because of the names Jackson Lee?) was on Fox Business yesterday talking about "the horrendous firing" of Comey. If the left were told today to go out and say Trump was the best president ever they be in front of the cameras right now doing it. The lemmings will say whatever they are told to say

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 07:32 AM (auHtY)

81 72 Memo to the RINOs and those with weak knees: NOT ONE INCH
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:30 AM (KlI/a)


Comrade Stalin's Order #227.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_No._227

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:32 AM (mbhDw)

82 As I survey the contemporary scene I am forced to conclude 'Not enough lampposts, not enough rope'.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 11, 2017 07:33 AM (oPl0w)

83 78 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 07:31 AM (X6fMO)


You, sir, are a GENIUS!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:34 AM (mbhDw)

84 Memo to the RINOs and those with weak knees: NOT ONE INCH
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:30 AM (KlI/a)


Comrade Stalin's Order #227.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_No._227
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:32 AM (mbhDw)

Actually spot on...ya give the left an inch and they want the whole enchillata...Sessions should never have recused himself from anything.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:34 AM (KlI/a)

85 Let's be honest. Democrats don't believe in democracy. They believe in despotism and tyranny.

No sane person who believes in freedom, personal liberty, democratic process our the fundamental precepts of our Constitution would ever make such a statement. It's the epitome of prejudice and and enmity.

These people can't be anywhere near the levers of power. They are too corrupt.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Guy at May 11, 2017 07:35 AM (WYzZJ)

86 54 BTW-What kind of dumbasses would elect this person to the U.S. Senate?

Posted by: Case at May 11, 2017 07:22 AM (EnbfO)

The same kind of drooling idiots that elect Maxine the Wig.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:35 AM (mpXpK)

87 This Cortez Masto dame is the Searchlight Strangler's hand-picked successor and also a wise-ass Latina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:05 AM (mbhDw)



I hear she's going to marry a guy named Bates and hyphenate her last name

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 07:35 AM (auHtY)

88 From Bill Wurtz, who did the great "History of Japan", comes the History of the World:

https://youtu.be/n9xQTEHebpA

Dude has got talent. And got my 'hates history' boy to watch these videos multiple times.

Almost 3 million views since he posted it yesterday.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 11, 2017 07:35 AM (wwL6Q)

89 87
I hear she's going to marry a guy named Bates and hyphenate her last name
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 07:35 AM (auHtY)


Golf clap.

Should link to Neil Young's "Cortez the Killer."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:36 AM (mbhDw)

90 Yeah, she wants the other half of the Senate to diversify so everyone will think alike. Some diversity.

Posted by: Case at May 11, 2017 07:37 AM (EnbfO)

91 "Why are we the only nation on earth with a duty to
diversify?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear"

Because the left wants destroy the right in this country and seize their assets. Once they have a solid third world majority voting overwhelmingly socialist that will happen quickly. They are about halfway there.

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 07:38 AM (1BQGO)

92
How about some diversity on the Democrat side and not have them all raging lefties?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 07:38 AM (auHtY)

93 She's elected by the same type of third world ignorant welfare dependent buffoons Democrats have imported and tried to stuff our country with.

You might believe they would understand the places they came from were dictatorial hell holes mostly because of their own ignorant, destructive beliefs.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Guy at May 11, 2017 07:38 AM (WYzZJ)

94 I've been pretty forgiving of PDT's "loyalty and affection" for his daughter and her "crew" but he has to face the truth that the left is NOT interested in compromise and is ONLY interested in destroying PDT.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:40 AM (KlI/a)

95 92
How about some diversity on the Democrat side and not have them all raging lefties?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 07:38 AM (auHtY)


Yes. Good suggestion for the senator. More conservatives in the Democrat party. Very diverse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:40 AM (mbhDw)

96 Here we go. Business Insider is claiming that Trump will cost Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 07:40 AM (le7jz)

97 More Noos. Today is Thursday, May 11, 2017. On this day in 1846 President James K. Polk asked for and received a Declaration of War against Mexico, starting the Mexican-American War. The war was declared after the US sent troops to Texas which Mexico still disputed and Mexico sent soldiers to attack them. Some historians who have not been eat up by modern PC say that the soldiers were sent by Mexico as part of a 19th century "wag the dog" episode to get their citizens minds occupied by something besides another impending revolution in Mexico. But you will not find that in Wiki or any other liberal publication.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:40 AM (mpXpK)

98 94 I've been pretty forgiving of PDT's "loyalty and affection" for his daughter and her "crew" but he has to face the truth that the left is NOT interested in compromise and is ONLY interested in destroying PDT.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:40 AM (KlI/a)


If we've lost you on this, then it's an indicator that Jared and Ivanka have gots to go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:41 AM (mbhDw)

99 So you go to the link on the Masto story, and you get a piece where Obozo's Interior Secretary Sally Jewell (she weren't no prize, much less a jewel if you know what I mean) goes around Washington D,C. and sees too many statues of white men on horses. Most of them of course were of Civil War Generals.
She'd like to see more statues of women and of "people of color". Well heckfire Sally, we could have statues of you, and Hillary and Fauxcahontas. Throw in a few of Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters. Of course you'd all be riding brooms.

And of course the real answer for why you don't see those statues you want is, in the immortal words of Fauxcahontas and our recently termed out New Lightworker is, 'You didn't build that."

Posted by: Old White Male at May 11, 2017 07:41 AM (Sda6L)

100 The Comey saga continues in this Fox story.


http://tinyurl.com/l8m9k69

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:41 AM (mpXpK)

101 Grandstanding Democrats vow to vote against all Trump appointees and block them and other Senate business unless Trump names a special prosecutor to investigate the phony Russia issue and ties to Trump. This threat is pretty meaningless since they have already been doing that since Trump assumed office.


http://tinyurl.com/kb7v3ov

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:41 AM (mpXpK)

102 " is diversity of thought."



"We have both kinds....Country and Western..."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:41 AM (J+eG2)

103 the audience of Lefties and Millenials burst into applause since Comey
was in their eyes an Emanuel Goldstein figure. Colbert had to remind
them that they are now supposed to support him.


We were against him, before we were for him.

Posted by: Lefty Millenial Sheep at May 11, 2017 07:42 AM (Tyii7)

104 I think I said a long time ago that Trump is playing the Tar Baby on the Dems regarding a special prosecutor.

He is deliberately baiting them to demand--loudly--the appointment of a special prosecutor.

Because such will not be limited to Russia-Trump: The real issue he will investigate is voting fraud. In fact, the mandate will be worded that that will be the only thing investigated.

6 months of every Obama agency possible investigating Trump. And they have nothing.

6 minutes in ANY Democrat-controlled precinct will expose multiple counts of fraud.

But--the Dems are so blinded by hate of Trump that they can't see this freight train barrelling down on them. They're begging for it.

This is all part of Trump's 2020 reelection; Obama doesn't win without fraud; Hillary would have lost by even more.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 11, 2017 07:42 AM (ZQpd0)

105 And the Obamacare collapse continues. Aetna says it will pull out of all Obamacare exchanges by 2018. They cite continued major money loss. This was what Republicans warned against early in the Obamacare debate, the system was designed to fail.


http://tinyurl.com/klow6ow

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:42 AM (mpXpK)

106 The typical RINOs/DIABLOs join forces with the Democrats in the Senate to block overturning an Obama pen and phone regulation against burning off methane in oil well drilling. If you think about it you see the purpose of the regulation was no more than making it more expensive to drill so that drilling would be slowed down or stopped. This is why we can never get anything done.


http://tinyurl.com/m2lhl84

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:42 AM (mpXpK)

107 "Who IS This Broad?! Nevada Senator Masto Wants Quotas Instead of Free Elections"

Religious test for office: Bad!
Melanin test for office: Good!

Democrats: "We just can't stay away from classifying people as quadroons, octoroons and mulattos!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 11, 2017 07:42 AM (Ndje9)

108 Interesting how Maxine is all over the news now, (after all these years) and Nancy is sort of in the background. Of course Nancy is still thinking Bush is president, so I guess that works for them.

Posted by: Colin at May 11, 2017 07:42 AM (l6A+z)

109 I'm sure you will see this in the liberal press and maybe on CNN but a reporter claims he was arrested for trying to ask Tom Price a question about Repubocare. In actuality he repeatedly tried to push past SS officers to get in Price's face and would not desist. Hell, they should have given him a hickory haircut then arrested him.


http://tinyurl.com/m8bov8n

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

110 Let's be honest. Democrats don't believe in democracy.

Sure they do. They're just very, very selective about when.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

111 Obama gets $3.2M for a speech about the AGW scam in Italy. Someone is insane.


http://tinyurl.com/mp837ff

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

112 And he pukes out another astonishing lie that nobody in the MFM has called him on. He said global warming was already causing a reduction in crop yields and world food production. In fact, 2016 had a record bumper crop year in crop yields and food production. But I'm sure the NYT will write a story about low crop yields soon.


http://tinyurl.com/mrv93u5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

113 That story of the prosecutor not bring forth rape charges is outrageous. I probably shouldn't read this stories and get all pissed-off before going to work.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 11, 2017 07:44 AM (J9FkY)

114 DeCommio's increase in the minimum wage is having the same impact as Seattle's in restaurants. Gee imagine that, raise the minimum wage a bunch and restaurants will close. The real minimum wage is zero.


http://tinyurl.com/lqvy5te

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

115 I'm thinking Trump will pass on the Clinton email scandal, but the Clinton Foundation scandal investigation will continue---the results of which will hopefully put an end to the long national nightmare that is the Clintons.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 11, 2017 07:44 AM (HiDrR)

116 56 The sidebar article about the guy who brainwashes girls to kill themselves through online games ius horrific.
Truly an acolyte of the Evil One.
________________

Classic case of projection.

His mommy didn't care enough about him to spend any time with him when he was a child, and he never developed any social skills, so now he has devoted himself to killing young girls who are . . . just like him. Lonely, isolated, vulnerable, low self-esteem.

He despises himself, but his ego won't ever let him admit that to himself, so he projects his self-hatred onto the girls.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2017 07:44 AM (riF5p)

117 Racist organization SPLC is making a new made for TV documentary attacking Trump and right wing politicians. Critics are calling for this group to have their tax-exempt status revoked due to political activity. Hell, if they had Tea Party in their name somewhere it would have been revoked long ago.


http://tinyurl.com/lzqs2ez

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

118 Here we go. Business Insider is claiming that Trump will cost Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 07:40 AM (le7jz)

DO THE RIGHT THING and let the chips fall where they may. Do the right thing and I am confident we will prevail...give in and we lose, THAT I am confident of

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:45 AM (KlI/a)

119 Insane liberal judges are even blocking DHS attempt to vet refugees coming in from the ME. It is time for congress to impeach some judges.


http://tinyurl.com/lz29vlp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

120 The DOJ calls the NYT a liar about their story that Comey had asked for an increase in funding. IIANM the NYT has since retracted the story. I even heard this BS story on the radio news here.


http://tinyurl.com/kvchptp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

121 >>Sen. Cortez Masto may be Hispanic but lokks as pale as Fauxcahontas and probably has about as much Native American blood.

I'm right there with them in terms of coloring, but I have my DNA test showing the N.A. in there with everything else.

Funniest part of the DNA testing: my mom is supposedly less German than I am. So...I got some German from the Mexican side??

Could be.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 11, 2017 07:45 AM (wwL6Q)

122 He said global warming was already causing a reduction in crop yields and world food production.


In fairness, he's former President Ron Burgundy. He reads whatever the TOTUS emeritus tells him to.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 11, 2017 07:45 AM (E6QSr)

123 "He said global warming was already causing a reduction in crop yields and world food production. In fact, 2016 had a record bumper crop year in crop yields and food production. But I'm sure the NYT will write a story about low crop yields soon.
"

Crop yields have been reduced from 6 trillion tons to 8 trillion tons.

Meanwhile, chocolate rations have been increased for the fifth consecutive year.

-Pravda

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:45 AM (J+eG2)

124 Insane Ed Markey gets his evidence for Russian collusion in the 2016 election from conspiracy blogs. He has never been known to be playing with a full deck.


http://tinyurl.com/l92r3t4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

125 Religious test for office: Bad!
Melanin test for office: Good! "

Ah, twit's whiter than me. 'scuse me while I laugh in her general direction...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 07:46 AM (MINbv)

126 NH is investigating potential voter fraud citing 458 potential fraudulent ballots. NH is one of those critical tossup States.


http://tinyurl.com/mc65yuj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

127 Another BS "study". Taking OTC pain killers can cause you to have a heart attack. I quit believing any article referencing BS studies long ago unless they included some information detailing how the study was done and real evidence.


http://tinyurl.com/keq7anr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

128 >>>Coulter: To Say "Stop Raping Me" In English, Press 1 Now

I'm guessing the reason for this is similar to why feminists ignore Islamic abuses of women: if there are two PC favored demographics involved in a conflict (Latino/Women, Muslim/Women), the leftist figures out which demographic group is higher on the PC hierarchy.

If they decide Muslim > Women or Latino > Women, they will whitewash the group that is higher up on the food chain, even if the victim is a member of that favored group.

They are basically treating the Latino community as a no-go zone: just leave them to themselves in their respective hell holes, which invalidates a liberal justification for illegal immigration: that their lives will be better if they are allowed to come here.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 07:46 AM (vRcUp)

129 Still no new Ramirez and that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:47 AM (mpXpK)

130 >> I'm sure you will see this in the liberal press and maybe on CNN but a reporter claims he was arrested for trying to ask Tom Price a question about Repubocare.

My brother in arms!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 11, 2017 07:47 AM (wwL6Q)

131 >>>>claiming that Trump will cost Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House.<<<<

Trump?

The congressional GOP is pretty much self-enfuckening.

Can't blame PDT for that.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 11, 2017 07:47 AM (x3uSY)

132 And he pukes out another astonishing lie that nobody in the MFM has called him on. He said global warming was already causing a reduction in crop yields and world food production. In fact, 2016 had a record bumper crop year in crop yields and food production. But I'm sure the NYT will write a story about low crop yields soon.



Carbon dioxide - also known as plant food.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 07:47 AM (HTdUD)

133 I never heard of Mastobate, and I wish I hadn't, but apparently the Looneys on that side of the fence are insistent.

It's clarifying too, as JJ says. This is what they want. Just like their other crap seemed far out thirty years ago, it's something they work inexorably toward, so now we have 45 different genders.

Like Don Luskin says, it's a conspiracy to keep you poor and stupid, to which I'll add that that's assuming they let you live at all. If Mastobate doesn't get shouted down as the fascist tyrant she is, the crap will continue to fester and ultimately get traction. France is a warning shot. Let's not all decide that we ignore the many other warning signs all around us.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 11, 2017 07:47 AM (tVWQB)

134 It took the left 90 years to realize the Commies/Ruskies are our enemy and they trying to hurt us? LMAO

Fuckin ignorant assholes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:49 AM (KlI/a)

135 >>> Insane liberal judges are even blocking DHS attempt to vet refugees coming in from the ME. It is time for congress to impeach some judges.

Start housing refugees in the judge's neighborhood, including a few in his own house.

Posted by: fluffy at May 11, 2017 07:49 AM (jw2Xw)

136
It's funny how a week ago Inspector Clouseau Comey was the enemy for robbing the Beast of the White House. Now he was the only thing protecting us from Trump and the Russians. It's all Russian conspiracy all the time everywhere.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 07:49 AM (auHtY)

137 The main thing that's keeping the Russia nonsense going is that that the GOP is buying in and playing along with it because they want Trump wounded and unable advance his agenda.

The bottom line is the GOP is waiting out Trump and hope he can be defeated by any means in 2020 and if that means they lose the Senate and House so be it because Trump is seen as a bigger threat than the the Democrats.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 11, 2017 07:49 AM (Gh/jd)

138 Sigh. I should have been a peanut farmer.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Goober at May 11, 2017 07:50 AM (Tyii7)

139 "Like Don Luskin says, it's a conspiracy to keep you poor and stupid, to which I'll add that that's assuming they let you live at all"

Have you ever noticed that if you can keep someone stupid, it will be pretty much a given that they will also remain poor?

Two desired outcomes, with effort only required to achieve one of them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:50 AM (J+eG2)

140 What's funny about Maxine Watters is that the leftists think she is immune from criticism because they got that pansy-ass bitch Bill O'Reilly to apologize to her.

The rest of us are like, "Every time that dumb bitch opens her mouth, she criticizes herself far more effectively than anyone else could."

The stupidity, the ignorance, the entitlement, the tone-deaf shrillness--never mind the face only a plague-infected rat could love.

Yes, yes: Run that disaster out there every chance you get--white, blue-collar voters in PA, WI, MI, OH, and FL will be sure to vote Democrat in 2020 for that face.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 11, 2017 07:50 AM (ZQpd0)

141
The same kind of drooling idiots that elect Maxine the Wig.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
_______________________________

HEY!!!

OW!!!!

This is about me, isn't it?

*spins around, catches slowly falling mic stand*

HEY!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 11, 2017 07:50 AM (HSmrB)

142 101 Grandstanding Democrats vow to vote against all Trump appointees and block them and other Senate business unless Trump names a special prosecutor to investigate the phony Russia issue and ties to Trump. This threat is pretty meaningless since they have already been doing that since Trump assumed office.
_________________________

Hell, they were doing it before Trump assumed office.

Obama and his corrupt cronies were listening in on the phone calls of all sorts of Trump people. If there was anything incriminating there, we'd have heard about it by now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2017 07:51 AM (riF5p)

143 I've been pretty forgiving of PDT's "loyalty and affection" for his daughter and her "crew" but he has to face the truth that the left is NOT interested in compromise and is ONLY interested in destroying PDT.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:40 AM (KlI/a)


If we've lost you on this, then it's an indicator that Jared and Ivanka have gots to go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:41 AM (mbhDw)

Yeah... PDT can't serve 2 masters..He has to pick. Those of us who got him elected or those urges of his to compromise...There is NO compromise with the Left and that is there choice not ours

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:51 AM (KlI/a)

144 Here we go. Business Insider is claiming that Trump will cost Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 07:40 AM (le7jz)

DO THE RIGHT THING and let the chips fall where they may. Do the right thing and I am confident we will prevail...give in and we lose, THAT I am confident of
Posted by: Nevergiveup



The republicans cost the republicans. No one else.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2017 07:51 AM (PCof0)

145 "That story of the prosecutor not bring forth rape
charges is outrageous. I probably shouldn't read this stories and get
all pissed-off before going to work.



Posted by: Eisenhorn"

I'm guessing the victim was an illegal who sort-of consented by text too so it was OK, but more importantly this is all part of the Latin American culture so who are we to judge? One of the benefits of diversity, it is.

On the bright side, I believe the budding young scholars have been sent abroad and will be continuing their quest for knowledge in some distant, exotic land.


Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 07:51 AM (1BQGO)

146 In fact, 2016 had a record bumper crop year in crop yields and food production. "

Who you gonna believe?

/heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 07:51 AM (MINbv)

147 124 Insane Ed Markey gets his evidence for Russian collusion in the 2016 election from conspiracy blogs. He has never been known to be playing with a full deck.


http://tinyurl.com/l92r3t4
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:46 AM (mpXpK)


There is an epic takedown of him by Mark Steyn and Dr. Judith Curry at a Senate global warming hearing. Worth searching for,

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:51 AM (mbhDw)

148 77 If Masto hates us so much, she should go back to whatever third world sh*thole she came from and get them to diversify.

Why are we the only nation on earth with a duty to diversify? Why can't China, India, Saudi Arabia and Africa organize a population exchange with each other and leave us out of it? And then maybe we can send our illegals there and make them even more diverse.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 07:31 AM (vRcUp)


Because an important part of destroying the West is phasing out the use of the English Language as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 11, 2017 07:52 AM (CMbMd)

149 Have you ever noticed that if you can keep someone stupid, it will be pretty much a given that they will also remain poor?

Two desired outcomes, with effort only required to achieve one of them.


Pretty much, although stupid and good looking gets you Hollywood cash...as long as you parrot the right talking points. I agree though...stupid people look to others to solve their problems, not caring that government created them, and not worried that they are asking that same government to solve them.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 11, 2017 07:52 AM (tVWQB)

150 "Start housing refugees in the judge's neighborhood, including a few in his own house."

Drop them off at each of those houses that has a "Hate Doesn't Live Here" yard signs.


Neighborhood social media was discussing the aggressive panhandling taking place near our community.

I ALMOST suggested that we simply give the homeless index cards with the addresses of each of those yard signs to receive assistance.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:52 AM (J+eG2)

151 So...What again did Betsey Devos do to piss off the left? Probably a minor thing. STFU already you suckers of satan's barb-wired cock!

Posted by: Citation X Driver at May 11, 2017 07:53 AM (ABJy3)

152 Yesterday, Facebook restricted and then shut down the public pages of Ex-Muslims of North America (24k followers) and Atheist Republic (1,6 million followers) -groups that advocate secularism and provide support to "apostates" (people who leave Islam and who often face persecution).



It's time to shut down Farcebook. I've been saying for a long time Suckerberg is the next gen Soros

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 07:53 AM (auHtY)

153 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

We are going to witness an unbelievable amount of virtuous pay-me-now for the play-while-President, or as I think it should be termed, "delayed graft"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 07:54 AM (gwPgz)

154 Grandstanding Democrats vow to vote against all Trump appointees and block them and other Senate business unless Trump names a special prosecutor to investigate the phony Russia issue and ties to Trump. This threat is pretty meaningless since they have already been doing that since Trump assumed office.
_________________________

Hell, they were doing it before Trump assumed office.

Obama and his corrupt cronies were listening in on the phone calls of all sorts of Trump people. If there was anything incriminating there, we'd have heard about it by now.





Appoint a special investigator. Investigate EVERYTHING.
When proof emerges of Obola illegally wiretapping,

GO AFTER HIS ASS AND PROSECUTE HIM.

FUCK BEING AN "EX" PRESIDENT.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2017 07:54 AM (PCof0)

155 I've been saying for a long time Suckerberg is the next gen Soros

He'll have to battle me in the octagon for that title.

Posted by: Jeff Bozos at May 11, 2017 07:55 AM (Tyii7)

156 >>> Drop them off at each of those houses that has a "Hate Doesn't Live Here" yard signs.

Brilliant! Who knew those signs would be useful before the Burning Times?

Posted by: fluffy at May 11, 2017 07:55 AM (jw2Xw)

157 but more importantly this is all part of the Latin American culture so who are we to judge?"

'bout that - I don't have my latest handy-dandy grievance of the week scorecard, so where are "latinos" in the current rankings?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 07:56 AM (MINbv)

158 155 I've been saying for a long time Suckerberg is the next gen Soros

He'll have to battle me in the octagon for that title.
Posted by: Jeff Bozos at May 11, 2017 07:55 AM (Tyii7)


"A-hem!"

- - Tom Steyer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:56 AM (mbhDw)

159 If there was anything incriminating there, we'd have heard about it by now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2017 07:51 AM (riF5p)


No, it was so bad that we had to classify it and now we can't tell you anything about it except "Trump be baaad!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 07:58 AM (gwPgz)

160 This Cortez Masto dame is the Searchlight Strangler's hand-picked successor and also a wise-ass Latina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:05 AM (mbhDw)


And just like Kamala Harris, she's MILFy. This stuff is not accidental.

The one thing we can always say about the Democrat Party, they know their voters. So no more mistakes, like last time, when the Party ran two old, ugly people.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2017 07:59 AM (Pz4pT)

161 Have you ever noticed that if you can keep someone stupid, it will be pretty much a given that they will also remain poor?

And yet - being "stupid" also means you're not burned up with anger / worry / concern about the perilous state of the country, its seemingly-inevitable decline and the outright embrace of totalitarianism by the left. All you care about is your TV show, your Playstation and your sex and / or booze.

Being stupid means you're a hell of a lot happier, IMO.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 07:59 AM (X6fMO)

162 "I don't have my latest handy-dandy grievance of the week scorecard, so where are "latinos" in the current rankings? "

Gay, straight or transgendered?

It effects the rankings.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:59 AM (J+eG2)

163 160 This Cortez Masto dame is the Searchlight Strangler's hand-picked successor and also a wise-ass Latina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:05 AM (mbhDw)


And just like Kamala Harris, she's MILFy. This stuff is not accidental.

The one thing we can always say about the Democrat Party, they know their voters. So no more mistakes, like last time, when the Party ran two old, ugly people.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2017 07:59 AM (Pz4pT)


I call it now: Harris-Booker is the Dem ticket in '20.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:59 AM (mbhDw)

164 It looks like moves are a foot to replace Spicer with The Huckster's daughter...not a bad idea...I like my fellow Commander Spicer but he is over his head in the role of press secretary

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:00 AM (KlI/a)

165 I have a dozen ear worms to purge from my melon this morning from last night's music thread but it sure was a good'un.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2017 08:00 AM (Tyii7)

166 And yet - being "stupid" also means you're not burned up with anger / worry / concern about the perilous state of the country, its seemingly-inevitable decline and the outright embrace of totalitarianism by the left. All you care about is your TV show, your Playstation and your sex and / or booze.

Being stupid means you're a hell of a lot happier, IMO.


It's a very old story, isn't it? Bread and Circuses. Keep the rabble down and occupied with trivia, and you can do whatever you want.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 11, 2017 08:00 AM (eytER)

167 164 It looks like moves are a foot to replace Spicer with The Huckster's daughter...not a bad idea...I like my fellow Commander Spicer but he is over his head in the role of press secretary
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:00 AM (KlI/a)


Huckabee-Sanders was really good at a presser yesterday. Took no shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:00 AM (mbhDw)

168 147 There is an epic takedown of him by Mark Steyn and Dr. Judith Curry at a Senate global warming hearing. Worth searching for,



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:51 AM (mbhDw)

I got a letter from him at work wanting all kinds of information about how we did business. My name used to show up in a few technical journals. I showed it to my boss who said " we don't answer to him, throw it away".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:01 AM (mpXpK)

169 The Case For Merrick Garland As FBI Director

Daily Caller

Interesting idea. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:01 AM (KlI/a)

170 Being stupid means you're a hell of a lot happier, IMO.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 07:59 AM (X6fMO)


Yes, the full quote is
"If ignorance be bliss,

then 'tis folly to be wise!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 08:01 AM (gwPgz)

171 Appoint a special investigator. Investigate EVERYTHING.
When proof emerges of Obola illegally wiretapping,

GO AFTER HIS ASS AND PROSECUTE HIM.

FUCK BEING AN "EX" PRESIDENT.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2017 07:54 AM (PCof0)


All of this stuff is fine and dandy, but I want to see Lois Lerner go to prison. Start with that. Then we can see where it goes from there.

Number two on my list: Erik Holder.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2017 08:02 AM (Pz4pT)

172 I hear she's going to marry a guy named Bates and hyphenate her last name

Posted by: TheQuietMan


*golf clap*. I was trying to figure out a way to get in that joke, but couldn't do it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 08:02 AM (vRcUp)

173 169 The Case For Merrick Garland As FBI Director

Daily Caller

Interesting idea. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:01 AM (KlI/a)


Yeah, I saw that and chuckled. G-d forbid though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:02 AM (mbhDw)

174 Huckabee-Sanders was really good at a presser yesterday. Took no shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:00 AM (mbhDw)

Yup. Very smart, Very quick on her feet, I am impressed every time I see her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:02 AM (KlI/a)

175 All you care about is your ... sex and / or booze. "

Ahem. 'xactly where is the downside? Throw in fishing and the occasional cigar and I'm pretty much one hundred percent there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:02 AM (MINbv)

176 It's a very old story, isn't it? Bread and Circuses. Ignorance is Bliss.


*Suggested edit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:03 AM (J+eG2)

177 151
So...What again did Betsey Devos do to piss off the left? Probably a
minor thing. STFU already you suckers of satan's barb-wired cock!

Posted by: Citation X Driver at May 11, 2017 07:53 AM (ABJy3)


She was born white and was addressing a "HISTORICALLY BLACK" college

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

178 "'bout that - I don't have my latest handy-dandy
grievance of the week scorecard, so where are "latinos" in the current
rankings?



Posted by: Anon a mouse"

Second from the top. They have the most votes that can be mined and must not be offended. They can be heterosexual, drive SUV's, be greedy, have lots of kids and watch stupid TV with impunity.

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 08:03 AM (1BQGO)

179 Being stupid means you're a hell of a lot happier, IMO.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 07:59 AM (X6fMO)

Yes, the full quote is
"If ignorance be bliss,

then 'tis folly to be wise!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 08:01 AM (gwPgz)


Your musical interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTBsbXFY7I

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2017 08:03 AM (Pz4pT)

180 >>> I have a dozen ear worms to purge from my melon this morning from last night's music thread but it sure was a good'un.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

You're welcome

Posted by: fluffy at May 11, 2017 08:04 AM (jw2Xw)

181
If she married someone named Don she'd be Masto Don.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:04 AM (mbhDw)

182 @162.- "...so where are "latinos" in the current rankings?"

White-latinos are right out of any rankings.

Posted by: Case at May 11, 2017 08:04 AM (EnbfO)

183 158 155 I've been saying for a long time Suckerberg is the next gen Soros

He'll have to battle me in the octagon for that title.
Posted by: Jeff Bozos at May 11, 2017 07:55 AM (Tyii7)


"A-hem!"

- - Tom Steyer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:56 AM (mbhDw)

Kuffar Amateurs. Bow your head and kiss my shit-stained hand. The world is mine, insh'Allah.

-- Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 11, 2017 08:04 AM (CMbMd)

184 Business Insider is claiming that Trump will cost Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House.

Who did BI pick in the 2016 election?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:04 AM (oVJmc)

185 .What again did Betsey Devos do to piss off the left? Probably a
minor thing. STFU already you suckers of satan's barb-wired cock!

Posted by: Citation X Driver at May 11, 2017 07:53 AM (ABJy3)


She was born white and was addressing a "HISTORICALLY BLACK" college
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

Well she did say a stupid thing about Traditional Black Colleges but they would hate her for just being white and republican

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:05 AM (KlI/a)

186
It was interesting that everyone's definition of the word "smooth" was radically different from each other.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:05 AM (mbhDw)

187 >>>>NH is investigating potential voter fraud citing 458 potential fraudulent ballots. NH is one of those critical tossup States.
.
.
.And that's just the blatant in your face ones. I am sure there are way more cases of fraud than that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 08:05 AM (le7jz)

188 Second from the top. They have the most votes that can be mined and must not be offended. "

Well, that'll make Maximum Waters very unhappy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:06 AM (MINbv)

189 Mandating Diversity = I Can't Win on Ideas or Policy or Generally Being Able to String a Coherent Thought System Together Without Generating G-Forces That Will Snap the Human Spinal Column In Multiple Locations

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2017 08:06 AM (B+qrE)

190 "So...What again did Betsey Devos do to piss off the left? Probably a
minor thing. STFU already you suckers of satan's barb-wired cock! "

She put forth a Charter School program where imperial evidence clearly showed that the students there were performing well above the same demographic group in the public schools.

Remember my earlier comment that if you keep them stupid, they will pretty much remain poor?

She threatened the stability of the democratic voting bloc by producing smarter, better educated black children.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:06 AM (J+eG2)

191 The Case For Merrick Garland As FBI Director

Daily Caller

Interesting idea. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:01 AM (KlI/a)


Yeah, I saw that and chuckled. G-d forbid though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:02 AM (mbhDw)

And it would open a seat on the DC Court of Appeals which we need

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:06 AM (KlI/a)

192 So...What again did Betsey Devos do to piss off the left? Probably a minor thing. STFU already you suckers of satan's barb-wired cock!
__________________

She's been a proponent of things that would give poor inner-city black kids a chance at a better education.

So of course these dumb-ass Affirmative Action SJW's dissed her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2017 08:06 AM (riF5p)

193 190 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:06 AM (J+eG2)


Fuck Imperial evidence! We want Rebel Alliance Evidence!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:07 AM (mbhDw)

194 184
Business Insider is claiming that Trump will cost Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House.



Who did BI pick in the 2016 election?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:04 AM (oVJmc)


Most likely Scankles, they hAVE always been a leftest rag.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:07 AM (mpXpK)

195 Sefton here's a story that is a nice companion piece to the New York Times and CNN valuing keeping access over telling the truth.

Associated Press made secret deal with the Nazis.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h7zjtuj

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:08 AM (YXV6f)

196 137-'The bottom line is the GOP is waiting out Trump and hope he can be defeated by any means in 2020 and if that means they lose the Senate and House so be it because Trump is seen as a bigger threat than the the Democrats.'

I understand the argument, but to be honest Senator Turtle doesn't seem to be playing that game, first nuking the Dems and now dismissing special prosecutor demands.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 08:08 AM (XsVWn)

197 191
And it would open a seat on the DC Court of Appeals which we need
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:06 AM (KlI/a)

So, trading lung cancer in exchange for projectile colitis? I might consider that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:08 AM (mbhDw)

198 This Cortez Masto dame is the Searchlight Strangler's hand-picked successor and also a wise-ass Latina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:05 AM (mbhDw)


And just like Kamala Harris, she's MILFy. This stuff is not accidental.

The one thing we can always say about the Democrat Party, they know their voters. So no more mistakes, like last time, when the Party ran two old, ugly people.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2017 07:59 AM (Pz4pT)

I call it now: Harris-Booker is the Dem ticket in '20.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 07:59 AM (mbhDw)


The big question: Do they think 2020 is contestable? If not, then they'll run an old creep like Squaw Warren, or some other sacrificial dummy.

But if they think it's on, then yeah. Something like that. Pretty, vacuous, with solid leftist credentials. There is jockeying going on behind the scenes already, I'm sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2017 08:08 AM (Pz4pT)

199 "Fuck Imperial evidence! "

That word always gives me issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:09 AM (J+eG2)

200 We laugh at this garbage at our peril because the instant they have the chance, they will be at our throats.
---
Was it Winston Churchill that observerd 'Americans can be relied upon to do the right thing after all other options have been exhausted'?

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at May 11, 2017 08:09 AM (3Liv/)

201 Fuck Imperial evidence! We want Rebel Alliance Evidence!!
_______________________

Does auto-correct change "empirical" into "imperial"?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2017 08:10 AM (riF5p)

202 Who did BI pick in the 2016 election? "

Well, lookey there. A quick search shows...

Hildabeast. (as of Nov 8/8 am).

So yeah, they're a gold standard. Right along with the WaPo.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:10 AM (MINbv)

203 195 Sefton here's a story that is a nice companion piece to the New York Times and CNN valuing keeping access over telling the truth.

Associated Press made secret deal with the Nazis.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h7zjtuj
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:08 AM (YXV6f)


Tragically, like Hollywood did in order to keep the German film market open. Or the Times and Walter Duranty, CNN and Peter Arnett. Etc. etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:10 AM (mbhDw)

204 Yes, the full quote is
"If ignorance be bliss,

then 'tis folly to be wise!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 08:01 AM (gwPgz)


And I think it was Pope who wrote

A little learning is a dangerous thing,
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring;
Where shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,
And drinking largely sobers us again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 08:11 AM (X6fMO)

205 After looking at images of this Diversity Queen Bint, I just don't get the references to MILFy looks.


Sorry...just no.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:11 AM (J+eG2)

206 I am going to shutdown for a BIT and trade out kewyboRDS. I can't take this shit anymore.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

207 202 Who did BI pick in the 2016 election? "

Well, lookey there. A quick search shows...

Hildabeast. (as of Nov 8/8 am).

So yeah, they're a gold standard. Right along with the WaPo.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:10 AM (MINbv)


That is really upsetting because I always thought IBD's editorial page was excellent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:11 AM (mbhDw)

208 I half-heard a radio news story this morning about DC's schools. To catch everyone up, DC has some charter schools, attendance to which is governed by lottery. So if you get the lucky ticket, your kid goes to a decent school. If not, your kid is forced to learn hand-to-hand as he navigates a failed institution.

Turns out the board/committee/whatever that oversees admissions has two members who are mayoral appointees, and one who is principal of the school. All of their kids are in the charter school. Shocking, I know...even moreso because they didn't go through the lottery process. The official explanation is that they just "asked" to be included, and magically their requests were granted.

And the mayor is pleading ignorance on this. Saying she didn't know the names of those involved, only that they were included. Something tells me she purposefully didn't want to know.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 11, 2017 08:11 AM (eytER)

209 "Does auto-correct change "empirical" into "imperial"?

Yes...

That's it!


My story
I'm sticking to it.



F'n Auto-cucumber

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:12 AM (J+eG2)

210 198
The big question: Do they think 2020 is contestable? If not, then they'll run an old creep like Squaw Warren, or some other sacrificial dummy.

But if they think it's on, then yeah. Something like that. Pretty, vacuous, with solid leftist credentials. There is jockeying going on behind the scenes already, I'm sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2017 08:08 AM (Pz4pT)


They could go Sanders-Perez or Warren-Perez. But the black vote staying home hit them hard last November.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:12 AM (mbhDw)

211 A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Do you want to try this new drink I made?" The guy says "Sure." So the bartender pours vodka, Kahlua & milk over the bar and says "I call it the Alex Ovechkin - a White Russian with no Cup."

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 08:13 AM (7HtZB)

212 After looking at images of this Diversity Queen Bint, I just don't get the references to MILFy looks.

In politics, they grade on a curve.

It's the only reason Rosa DelAuro is a '3'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:13 AM (oVJmc)

213 192 So...What again did Betsey Devos do to piss off the left? Probably a minor thing. STFU already you suckers of satan's barb-wired cock!
__________________

She's been a proponent of things that would give poor inner-city black kids a chance at a better education.

So of course these dumb-ass Affirmative Action SJW's dissed her.



Thanks

Posted by: Citation X Driver at May 11, 2017 08:13 AM (ABJy3)

214 Yes! We're all individuals! Yes! We are all different!

Posted by: Colbert's Lemmings at May 11, 2017 08:13 AM (qeUgm)

215 OSCAR Madison's notes? What did Felix have to say?

Moar coffee....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at May 11, 2017 08:14 AM (9+06z)

216 Chapter Infinity plus one in the never ending saga of, yes, by all means let's continue to put the next generation into debt so that they can be taught by these people.

http://tinyurl.com/mdlp3sf

Preview: Squirrels are people, too. Whitey.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2017 08:14 AM (B+qrE)

217 190 "So...What again did Betsey Devos do to piss off the left? Probably a
minor thing. STFU already you suckers of satan's barb-wired cock! "

She put forth a Charter School program where imperial evidence clearly showed that the students there were performing well above the same demographic group in the public schools.

Remember my earlier comment that if you keep them stupid, they will pretty much remain poor?

She threatened the stability of the democratic voting bloc by producing smarter, better educated black children.

Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: Citation X Driver at May 11, 2017 08:14 AM (ABJy3)

218 208 Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 11, 2017 08:11 AM (eytER)


Recall that SCOAMF torpedoed the DC charter school program and yet Sushi and Malaria were sent to Sidwell Friends.

We have got to break up the fucking teacher's unions and dissolve the DoE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:14 AM (mbhDw)

219
It's the only reason Rosa DelAuro is a '3'.


Eh, make that 'in positive integers.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:15 AM (oVJmc)

220 The Case For Merrick Garland As FBI Director

Trey Gowdy

Right now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (B+qrE)

221 >>>>>Who did BI pick in the 2016 election? "



Well, lookey there. A quick search shows...



Hildabeast. (as of Nov 8/8 am).



So yeah, they're a gold standard. Right along with the WaPo.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:10 AM (MINbv)





That is really upsetting because I always thought IBD's editorial page was excellent.

.
.
.The Article was from Business Insider not IBD.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (le7jz)

222
Brokaw on Comey Firing: This Is Not the Saturday Night Massacre


LOL, well pigs do fly

Breitbart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (KlI/a)

223 Anybody remember the Underpants Gnome's Business Model.

1. Do X

2. ?

3. Profit!!


Yeh, about that.



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/264642/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (J+eG2)

224 196 137-'The bottom line is the GOP is waiting out Trump and hope he can be defeated by any means in 2020 and if that means they lose the Senate and House so be it because Trump is seen as a bigger threat than the the Democrats.'

I understand the argument, but to be honest Senator Turtle doesn't seem to be playing that game, first nuking the Dems and now dismissing special prosecutor demands.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 08:08 AM (XsVWn)


Don't. Trust. The. Turtle.

Repeat.

Don't. Trust. The. Turtle.

That is all.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (voOPb)

225 221
.The Article was from Business Insider not IBD.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (le7jz)

YAY! Moar kaw-fee fer moi!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (mbhDw)

226 Trey Gowdy

Right now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (B+qrE)

I got no problem with that, but it would be a brutal fight and not sure we could hold the usual suspect RINO cock suckers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (KlI/a)

227 Brokaw on Comey Firing: This Is Not the Saturday Night Massacre

No shit, genius.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (B+qrE)

228 Meanwhile in Puerto Rico, the credit card bill is due, and there is no money to pay it.

Posted by: Ed Hanchet, Jr. at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (v/2ie)

229 Damn JJ. Of all the terms I didn't think of this morning, "projectile colitis" is absolutely at the top of the list.

I shall endeavor to use it three times today.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (hixLE)

230 Who in hell is this liberal Moron? Way to go Nevada . . . you threw the dice and lost big with this one.

Posted by: rplat at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (r21s9)

231 224 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (voOPb)


Old and busted = Trust, but verify.

New hotness = Never trust and verify out the wah-zoo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:18 AM (mbhDw)

232 Is Xs. Cortez Masto one of those evil European racist plunderers from the Catholic Old World? I'm triggered!

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2017 08:18 AM (29QcC)

233 211 A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Do you want to try this new drink I made?" The guy says "Sure." So the bartender pours vodka, Kahlua & milk over the bar and says "I call it the Alex Ovechkin - a White Russian with no Cup."

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 08:13 AM (7HtZB)


Wonderful~

Posted by: Hikaru at May 11, 2017 08:19 AM (CMbMd)

234 229 Damn JJ. Of all the terms I didn't think of this morning, "projectile colitis" is absolutely at the top of the list.

I shall endeavor to use it three times today.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (hixLE)


I like to paint with my words.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:19 AM (mbhDw)

235 Johnny Knoxville said something last night on Sirrus like:

There once was a man named McSheeny,
Who spilled gin on his weenie,
To be uncouth,
He splashed on some vermouth,
And slipped his girlfriend a martini.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 11, 2017 08:19 AM (ZQpd0)

236 The Science Is Settled: Veganism Can Be Lethal for Children

******


Instinct - a limerick

He won't eat them all by himself
And you can't sneak them in using stealth
This article just shows
What my five-year-old knows
Vegetables are bad for your health!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2017 08:19 AM (wPiJc)

237 Drop them off at each of those houses that has a "Hate Doesn't Live Here" yard signs. 

I found out about the owner of a house in my area with one of those signs. Get this: some sort of special ed/esl teacher whose job depends on a steady stream of non-English speaking youth.

Shocked?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 08:19 AM (HTdUD)

238
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/264642/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (J+eG2)

That's no surprise. When I was selling Hondas, there were always delays in getting the Fit & HRV, which are made in Mexico, in stock, because they would be subject to drug searches.

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 08:19 AM (7HtZB)

239 It was interesting that everyone's definition of the word "smooth" was radically different from each other.

As someone commented early in the thread last night (and I paraphrase) the Horde lacks discipline.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2017 08:19 AM (Tyii7)

240 224 196 137-'The bottom line is the GOP is waiting out Trump and hope he can be defeated by any means in 2020 and if that means they lose the Senate and House so be it because Trump is seen as a bigger threat than the the Democrats.'

I understand the argument, but to be honest Senator Turtle doesn't seem to be playing that game, first nuking the Dems and now dismissing special prosecutor demands.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 08:08 AM (XsVWn)


Don't. Trust. The. Turtle.

Repeat.

Don't. Trust. The. Turtle.

That is all.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (voOPb)


And this is why Trump is holding his wife hostage, so to speak.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 11, 2017 08:20 AM (CMbMd)

241 Eh, Cortez Masto is advocating greater diversity in *staff positions* in the Senate. She argues that those staff members might, then, "go on to run for statewide office or a federal office," thereby increasing diversity among elected officials.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/10/catherine-cortez-masto-women-rule-podcast-238170

Posted by: m at May 11, 2017 08:20 AM (VgThI)

242 I like to paint with my words.

Pro-Tip: Skip the black light.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:20 AM (YXV6f)

243 You are Sir, an artist!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2017 08:20 AM (hixLE)

244 Meanwhile in Puerto Rico, the credit card bill is due, and there is no money to pay it.

Of course there is! It's just not ours....Daddy *hint, hint*

Posted by: PR at May 11, 2017 08:20 AM (kCDOM)

245 235 Johnny Knoxville said something last night on Sirrus like:

There once was a man named McSheeny,
Who spilled gin on his weenie,
To be uncouth,
He splashed on some vermouth,
And slipped his girlfriend a martini.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 11, 2017 08:19 AM (ZQpd0)


Well done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:20 AM (mbhDw)

246 Here's some better news this morning. All is not lost.

A co-worker told me her husband was in the store and when he came out, he found the following note and $11 under his wiper blade:

"I saw your sticker on your truck and wanted to say thank you so very much for serving our country. I truly mean that. THANK YOU! Here is all the cash I had on me so I hope you can get a coffee or a sandwich with it. You are a blessing to our country! God bless XOXO"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 11, 2017 08:21 AM (vg8iE)

247 We must investigate this Comey firing.

Posted by: Jason Chaffetz(Magic Underwear-UT) at May 11, 2017 08:21 AM (X+rUO)

248 247 We must investigate this Comey firing.
Posted by: Jason Chaffetz(Magic Underwear-UT) at May 11, 2017 08:21 AM (X+rUO)


Pro Tip: When you announce your sudden resignation, it's incumbent upon you to get the fuck out and don't let the door hit you on the ass as you leave.

Putz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:22 AM (mbhDw)

249 230 Who in hell is this liberal Moron? Way to go Nevada . . . you threw the dice and lost big with this one.
Posted by: rplat at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (r21s9)

And they say weed is harmless.

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 08:22 AM (7HtZB)

250 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2017 08:14 AM (B+qrE)

Surprisingly, her personal website is now offline.

However, Bing cache isn't:

"I am a fifth-year PhD Candidate in Education, Society, and Culture at the University of California, Riverside and will graduate in June 2014. I specialize in utilizing ethnographic research methods to study environmental and science education in both formal and informal settings. I have a Master's degree in Environmental Studies and taught high school science for twelve years. I am currently on the job market for tenure-track assistant professor positions. "

Oy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:22 AM (oVJmc)

251
Not aimed at you. The real Chafe-Itch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:22 AM (mbhDw)

252 249 230 Who in hell is this liberal Moron? Way to go Nevada . . . you threw the dice and lost big with this one.
Posted by: rplat at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (r21s9)

And they say weed is harmless.
Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 08:22 AM (7HtZB)

My bad, that's Colorado. But Nevada is probably getting a contact high.

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 08:22 AM (7HtZB)

253 250 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:22 AM (oVJmc)

Debating whether or not to show this to wifey. She teaches ethnography at a major institution of higher brainwashing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:23 AM (mbhDw)

254 Here we go. Business Insider is claiming that Trump will cost
Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House.
---
Yeah, that will have *nothing* to do with House Republicans' refusal to repeal obamacare, the only thing they ran on for six years, once they had the opportunity to do it.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at May 11, 2017 08:24 AM (3Liv/)

255 PhD Candidate in Education, Society, and Culture

In other words, Mao Studies.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2017 08:24 AM (Tyii7)

256 Brokaw on Comey Firing: This Is Not the Saturday Night Massacre

He probably means that it was a Tuesday.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

257 And they say weed is harmless.

*****

After legalizing it here in WA state, Murray and Cantrell actually got smarter.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2017 08:24 AM (hixLE)

258 Meanwhile in Puerto Rico, the credit card bill is due, and there is no money to pay it.

Posted by: Ed Hanchet, Jr. at May 11, 2017 08:17 AM (v/2ie)



You've got money, serf. Hand it over.

Or rot in prison for tax avoidance.

Your choice.

-- your legislative masters in Congress.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 08:25 AM (X6fMO)

259 216 Chapter Infinity plus one in the never ending saga of, yes, by all means let's continue to put the next generation into debt so that they can be taught by these people.

http://tinyurl.com/mdlp3sf

Preview: Squirrels are people, too. Whitey.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2017 08:14 AM (B+qrE)


Her last name is Bidart. Minus "ar" Plus "e" equals . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:25 AM (mbhDw)

260 Cantwell.

Stoopid autocorrect.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2017 08:26 AM (hixLE)

261 BTW-What kind of dumbasses would elect this person to the U.S. Senate?
================

Si, amigo....and they say we don't vote.

Posted by: Illegal Aliens of Nevada at May 11, 2017 08:26 AM (vg8iE)

262 I'm just not getting this 'art' Possibly NSFW

http://www.ufunk.net/en/artistes/crystal-morey/

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:26 AM (YXV6f)

263 228 Meanwhile in Puerto Rico, the credit card bill is due, and there is no money to pay it.
____________________

Don't worry, we're already working on a plan to solve PR's debt crisis with lots of your money!

Posted by: Paul Ryan and his RINO buddies at May 11, 2017 08:26 AM (riF5p)

264 g'mornin','rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 11, 2017 08:26 AM (ZQfW9)

265 Don't. Trust. The. Turtle.

That is all.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2017 08:16 AM (voOPb)


Sage advice as a starting point, but the Establishment problem is larger than the Turtle.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 08:27 AM (gwPgz)

266 Surprisingly, her personal website is now offline.

However, Bing cache isn't:

"I am a fifth-year PhD Candidate in Education, Society, and Culture at the University of California, Riverside and will graduate in June 2014. I specialize in utilizing ethnographic research methods to study environmental and science education in both formal and informal settings. I have a Master's degree in Environmental Studies and taught high school science for twelve years. I am currently on the job market for tenure-track assistant professor positions. "

Oy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles




WTF did she say?
Can someone translate that word salad into redneck English?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2017 08:27 AM (PCof0)

267 Of all the terms I didn't think of this morning, "projectile colitis" is absolutely at the top of the list."

Isn't that from "Hotel California"???

/

Oh, and for 238 - Was involved with some PR work for an automaker in SoCal in the early 90's. Group of us were driving from San Diego to LA and wound up being heavily drug searched as the cars were imports from Mexico... (for those wondering - no registrations, just MSOs)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:28 AM (MINbv)

268 Chairhumanoid of the Wisconsin Student Government quits, blames racism, says "All white people are racist."

https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/32486/

Posted by: V the K at May 11, 2017 08:28 AM (O7MnT)

269 https://twitter.com/ThePowersThatBe/status/862633457712848896

It's so mean of the Republicans to notice the failures we're reporting.

Or something.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 11, 2017 08:28 AM (wwL6Q)

270 I tried watching Morning Joe this morning, it' impossible. I know it's getting axiomatic to say that they've lost their damn minds, but they had half a dozen supposedly "respectable" people on, all in complete agreement that this was absolute "Proof" that Trump colluded with Russia to Steal the Election from Hillary, and that it was absolutely clear that a government wide coverup was being instigated by Trump.

That's some weapons grade bullshit right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2017 08:28 AM (V2Yro)

271 Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto, you may have the Hispanic names, but,cha ya look pretty damn WHITE to me. So how does having a middle aged White woman help with DIVERSITY in the Senate, we already gotz plenty of those...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 11, 2017 08:28 AM (kXoT0)

272 267 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:28 AM (MINbv)


". . . Worn smell of colitis, rising up through the air . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:28 AM (mbhDw)

273 My 'Snatched' opens wide Friday! Don't believe the haters who say it stinks!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 11, 2017 08:29 AM (qeUgm)

274 268 Chairhumanoid of the Wisconsin Student Government quits, blames racism, says "All white people are racist."

https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/32486/
Posted by: V the K at May 11, 2017 08:28 AM (O7MnT)


Did they force it to quit or did it quit of its own accord?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:29 AM (mbhDw)

275 Masto, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:30 AM (YXV6f)

276 Why doesn't anyone talk about the health ramifications of the refugee crisis/illegal immigration crisis?

TB is on the rise, after being nearly wiped out in the U.S. One of my co-workers is waiting to find out if the spot on the lung is TB or lung cancer. This person is shocked because they had no idea of any TB exposure! This isn't something you expect to find in this country!

Posted by: Rarity at May 11, 2017 08:30 AM (m7tgW)

277 257
Weed must rot your teeth like meth. Have you seen
a photo of Murray's teeth? They look like an English
methead that has been chewing on rocks.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 11, 2017 08:30 AM (X+rUO)

278 266
WTF did she say?
Can someone translate that word salad into redneck English?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2017 08:27 AM (PCof0)


I wasted time and money (mostly others) in a vain effort to validate my worthless existence.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:30 AM (mbhDw)

279 This isn't something you expect to find in this country!
==========

Embrace the diversity!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 11, 2017 08:31 AM (vg8iE)

280 276 Why doesn't anyone talk about the health ramifications of the refugee crisis/illegal immigration crisis?

TB is on the rise, after being nearly wiped out in the U.S. One of my co-workers is waiting to find out if the spot on the lung is TB or lung cancer. This person is shocked because they had no idea of any TB exposure! This isn't something you expect to find in this country!
Posted by: Rarity at May 11, 2017 08:30 AM (m7tgW)

If smallpox ever reappears, God help us all.

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 08:31 AM (7HtZB)

281
WTF did she say?
Can someone translate that word salad into redneck English?


"I'm looking for a fire-proof job that will pay me to spout bullshit with no fear of repercussions."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

282 >>>>I tried watching Morning Joe this morning, it' impossible. I know it's
getting axiomatic to say that they've lost their damn minds, but they
had half a dozen supposedly "respectable" people on, all in complete
agreement that this was absolute "Proof" that Trump colluded with Russia
to Steal the Election from Hillary, and that it was absolutely clear
that a government wide coverup was being instigated by Trump.



That's some weapons grade bullshit right there.
.
.
.Apparently Trump has the power to silence hundreds of NSA people who would also have this alleged proof of collusion with Russia.

Trump is mighty!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 08:31 AM (le7jz)

283
278 comments in and I'm only now referencing mastoid with Masto?

A shonder, that be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:32 AM (mbhDw)

284 Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto, you may have the Hispanic names, but,cha ya look pretty damn WHITE to me. So how does having a middle aged White woman help with DIVERSITY in the Senate, we already gotz plenty of those...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes


Her ancestry, no doubt is nearly 100% Spanish. Of course she looks pretty damn white. She is.

Magic Hispanics. Is there nothing they can't do? She and George Zimmerman.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 11, 2017 08:32 AM (RFeQD)

285
A little learning is a dangerous thing,
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring;
Where shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,
And drinking largely sobers us again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


******


I like that poetical styling
It's clever, and witty. Beguiling.
But riddle me this
If ign'rance is bliss
Then why in the hell aren't I smiling?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2017 08:32 AM (wPiJc)

286 Is Xs. Cortez Masto one of those evil European racist plunderers "

See, that's why I need a "grievance of the week" scorecard.
It's the only way to avoid embarrassing gaffes.

Maybe someone could develope a facial recognition app - snap a pick, and *presto* - a ranking of where that person stands on the current SJW lists...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:32 AM (MINbv)

287 From the Indict Hillary article at the American Thinker, which is a Must Read BTW, apparently Comey helped frame Scooter Libby and he just got his law license back because he PROVED IT.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 11, 2017 08:33 AM (kXoT0)

288 PhD Candidate in Education, Society, and Culture

What a joke. She's no Aeronautical Scientist!

Posted by: Zombie St. Trayvon at May 11, 2017 08:33 AM (ZIFyZ)

289 Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto, you may have the Hispanic names, but,cha ya look pretty damn WHITE to me. So how does having a middle aged White woman help with DIVERSITY in the Senate, we already gotz plenty of those...
_____________

Yeah, she's of Spanish ancestry. The Spaniards were colonial powers (oppressors) in North America. The kind of "diversity" we really need is to replace privileged descendants of colonial oppressors, like this bitch, with oppressed descendants of native peoples. So she should give up her Senate seat in favor of her illegal alien gardener.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2017 08:33 AM (riF5p)

290 We are all just prisoners here of our own device."

EARWORM!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:33 AM (MINbv)

291 Chairhumanoid of the Wisconsin Student Government quits, blames racism, says "All white people are racist."

Of course. All this SJW shit is just a rationalization for failure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:34 AM (oVJmc)

292 For Anon a Mouse

https://youtu.be/DCpdDS3L2xs

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:35 AM (YXV6f)

293 >>>Did they force it to quit or did it quit of its own accord?

It says it was forced to quit because the Berkeley of the Midwest in the People's Republic of Madison was too racially insensitive; also... something about Indians.

Posted by: V the K at May 11, 2017 08:35 AM (O7MnT)

294 Mornin', Horde. I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2017 08:35 AM (p+Wdc)

295 287 From the Indict Hillary article at the American Thinker, which is a Must Read BTW, apparently Comey helped frame Scooter Libby and he just got his law license back because he PROVED IT.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 11, 2017 08:33 AM (kXoT0)


Comey and Patrick Fitzgerald (remember him?) are friends. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:35 AM (mbhDw)

296 I'm just not getting this 'art' Possibly NSFW

http://www.ufunk.net/en/artistes/crystal-morey/


Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:26 AM (YXV6f)


Too creepy to be erotic. They look like extras from Pan's Labyrinth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2017 08:36 AM (X6fMO)

297 Zuckerberg has been assisting Pakistan in censorship for some time. Spencer has been all over this. They even shut down Jihad Watch's page for a while.

Zuckerberg is censoring atheist and ex-Muslims at the behest of mullahs because of the money he makes there and because he has internalized his dhimmitude; he accepts the mullahs' claim that disagreeing with them constitutes hate speech.

Get off Facebook, people.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 11, 2017 08:36 AM (Ndje9)

298 "something about Indians. "

She doesn't like curry?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:36 AM (J+eG2)

299 Her ancestry, no doubt is nearly 100% Spanish. Of course she looks pretty damn white. She is.

Magic Hispanics. Is there nothing they can't do? She and George Zimmerman.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 11, 2017 08:32 AM (RFeQD)

That was my point. If she has any Mestizo or Indian in her background, it was way way back. I would be willing to bet she doesn't, because her sort of ancestors were not marrying the Brown Mexicans. So at this point, her Spanish grandparents are no more interesting than my French great grandmother or my Irish ones or my German one, now my Cherokee great great grandmother gives me a tiny bit of cred--MORE THAN HER.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 11, 2017 08:37 AM (kXoT0)

300 286
Maybe someone could develope a facial recognition app - snap a pick, and *presto* - a ranking of where that person stands on the current SJW lists...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:32 AM (MINbv)


You mean like this?

http://www.rabenclan.de/attachments/Magazin/MagazinSvenScholzAryanE_Arier_ns-prop03.jpg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:37 AM (mbhDw)

301 Aetna completely pulling out of Fredocare.

Fredocare is imploding

IF the Senate does not go along, then let there be no bill and let it fail and let the Dems own it like they should.

Why should we own this fucking disaster

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:37 AM (KlI/a)

302 For Anon a Mouse

https://youtu.be/DCpdDS3L2xs"

Wouldn't be prudent.


It's a small world after all...

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:38 AM (MINbv)

303 299 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 11, 2017 08:37 AM (kXoT0)


If I were a prankster (and I am) I would pose as a leftist and start a campaign calling for Masto to resign because she's a hypocrite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:39 AM (mbhDw)

304 MPPPP, if Pan's Labianth had been a porno...

Almost two thousand words into the next Tanya story. Waking me up at 3am to write stuff it is.

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B071NQQMPK

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:39 AM (YXV6f)

305 OK, I'm back with old logitech remote keyboard. My old Dell had the wrong type of connector. But this one is a little bigger and no cord.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:39 AM (mpXpK)

306 You mean like this?"

Si!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:39 AM (MINbv)

307
Rule #1: Anything Trump does is Bad.
Rule #2: Anytime Trump does something Good, ie fire Comey, see Rule #1.

Posted by: The Rules at May 11, 2017 08:39 AM (XoldI)

308 Facebook shutting down anti-Muslim pages isn't a surprise. I remember
an article where their standards enforcement group is staffed mainly by
Muslims. More joys of diversity.

--

Can't this jackwad pasty-faced punk and his company be sued for discrimination? Yeah, I'm no lawyer so it's a real question.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 11, 2017 08:39 AM (+FSld)

309 301
Why should we own this fucking disaster
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:37 AM (KlI/a)

Because the GOP took an oath to preserve, protect and defend any and all bureaucracies that rob you of your freedom and wealth that is ceded to them.

Prole!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:40 AM (mbhDw)

310 304 MPPPP, if Pan's Labianth had been a porno...

Almost two thousand words into the next Tanya story. Waking me up at 3am to write stuff it is.

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B071NQQMPK
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:39 AM (YXV6f)


Labianth is definitely prono.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:41 AM (mbhDw)

311 I'll still get another keyboard. THese remote devices eat batteries.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:41 AM (mpXpK)

312 Prole!"

Well, given the topic of this AM I read that as "pro-lay", as in "Ole"

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:41 AM (MINbv)

313 Jackson, Mississippi is set to pick a Maoist mayor.

They told me if I voted for Trump extremists would seize power in the South!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 11, 2017 08:42 AM (Ndje9)

314 I'll still get another keyboard. THese remote devices eat batteries."

Try the newer 20 mA remotes. I've got one going on over 2 years on the same batteries...
plus I hate cords, so there's that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:44 AM (MINbv)

315 'Brokaw on Comey Firing: This Is Not the Saturday Night Massacre'

That is a surprise, a ray of coherence breaking through the hysterical storm clouds.

Levin was on Hannity last night, remarkably calm and lucid for a change, and he methodically demolished any parallels between the events in 1973 and now. It's just a liberal wet dream.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 08:44 AM (XsVWn)

316 "They told me if I voted for Trump extremists would seize power in the South!"

They also told me that if I voted for Trump, black children would be forced to remain ignorant and uneducated.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:45 AM (J+eG2)

317 So Maxine "The Hat" Waters admitted in an interview this morning that there is no evidence of collusion between Trump and the Russians. 11 months and counting with zero evidence. By this time you would have thought the dems would have manufactured at least something.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 08:45 AM (le7jz)

318 Lumumba[sp?] son of the deceased mayor named Chokwe who used to be named Taliferro and hailed from Detroit before moving South to spoil another city. Chokwe died while in office from a heart attack after getting a massive tax hike passed to 'fix' Jackson's water system, a water system that is going back to the old billing system because what Siemen's sold them is not working and water mains are still breaking.

So Jackson, MS is slumping to be the Detroit of the South.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:45 AM (YXV6f)

319 Jackson, Mississippi is set to pick a Maoist mayor. "

Same as his dear old dad, who had been mayor for well, ever...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:46 AM (MINbv)

320 I'll still get another keyboard. THese remote devices eat batteries
.Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

Rechargeable batteries. I have solar lights on my balcony that use the same size batteries as my mouse. I let the sunshine recharge my batteries.

And I save the planet at the same time.

*strikes pose with nose in air*

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 08:46 AM (HTdUD)

321 315 'Brokaw on Comey Firing: This Is Not the Saturday Night Massacre'

That is a surprise, a ray of coherence breaking through the hysterical storm clouds.

Levin was on Hannity last night, remarkably calm and lucid for a change, and he methodically demolished any parallels between the events in 1973 and now. It's just a liberal wet dream.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 08:44 AM (XsVWn)


He's always much calmer on TV. Yet, calm or raging, he's pretty damn spot on about most things. And on questions of law, the Constitution and history, he is the go-to guru. No doubt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:46 AM (mbhDw)

322 The lack of evidence simply proves the degree of effort that Trump took to hide these facts from the public.

-The Left

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:46 AM (J+eG2)

323 Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto, you may have the Hispanic names, but,cha ya look pretty damn WHITE to me...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes



***


Dossier - a limerick

Because of her verbal effluvia
Some background info would behoove ya
Though she has lofty dreams
Miss Masto, it seems
Is an imperialist oppressor from Peruvia

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2017 08:46 AM (wPiJc)

324 I wasted time and money (mostly others) in a vain effort to validate my worthless existence.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



See how easy that was?
Thank you JJ.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2017 08:47 AM (PCof0)

325 So Jackson, MS is slumping to be the Detroit of the South"

Ever been there? I'm not sure that's an insult towards Jackson...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:47 AM (MINbv)

326 Trump should put Maxine Waters on his short list for FBI Director just to watch her reaction.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at May 11, 2017 08:48 AM (r88GV)

327 And I save the planet at the same time.

*strikes pose with nose in air*"

*laughs as beetle flies into said nostrils*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:49 AM (MINbv)

328 ' they had half a dozen supposedly "respectable" people on, all in complete agreement that this was absolute "Proof" that Trump colluded with Russia to Steal the Election from Hillary, and that it was absolutely clear that a government wide coverup was being instigated by Trump. '

The perverted Alice-in Wonderrland logic of the climate change scam has permeated other regions of their overheated minds--thus conclusion first, trial second.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 08:49 AM (XsVWn)

329 322 The lack of evidence simply proves the degree of effort that Trump took to hide these facts from the public.

-The Left
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 08:46 AM (J+eG2)


The facts are irrelevant. It's the seriousness of the charge.

The preposterous on its face Bush 41 myth of flying to Iran in an SR-71 at Mach 3.5 before the 1980 election to make sure the hostages weren't released until after the balloting is still touted as factual.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:49 AM (mbhDw)

330 314 Try the newer 20 mA remotes. I've got one going on over 2 years on the same batteries...

plus I hate cords, so there's that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:44 AM (MINbv


Amazon has a basic one for $13. I'll try it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:50 AM (mpXpK)

331 Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMegqgGORY

Posted by: Mr Spock at May 11, 2017 08:50 AM (XoldI)

332 'Why should we own this fucking disaster'

As the party in power, we will own it regardless.

The Dems and media will see to that.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 08:50 AM (XsVWn)

333 Actually, a goulash burrito sounds pretty good.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 11, 2017 08:50 AM (KGH7Z)

334
Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto, you may have the Hispanic names, but,cha ya look pretty damn WHITE to me. So how does having a middle aged White woman help with DIVERSITY in the Senate, we already gotz plenty of those...
_____________

Yeah, she's of Spanish ancestry. The Spaniards were colonial powers (oppressors) in North America. The kind of "diversity" we really need is to replace privileged descendants of colonial oppressors, like this bitch, with oppressed descendants of native peoples. So she should give up her Senate seat in favor of her illegal alien gardener.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2017 08:33 AM (riF5p)







She's half-and-half Mexican and Italian. Her daddy was a long-time Clark County Commissioner and ran the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority for many years. Daddy was also a close friend of the Searchlight Strangler, which explains how she got elected to his Senate seat when he retired.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2017 08:51 AM (quw2O)

335 Anon a Mouse, I live close to Jackson I know what a dump it is. The streets around the Federal area are nice and smooth, even put in mini-rotaries to screw things up. Go one inch outside the Federal area and the streets devolve to something seen in the Third World but Hinds County has one of the highest tax rates in the state and the car tag tax for Hinds is three times or greater than neighboring Rankin County.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:51 AM (YXV6f)

336 318 So Jackson, MS is slumping to be the Detroit of the South.


Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:45 AM (YXV6f)

Too late, Atlanta already has that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:51 AM (mpXpK)

337 Actually, a goulash burrito sounds pretty good.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 11, 2017 08:50 AM (KGH7Z)



I love getting oral. I'll be right over.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 11, 2017 08:52 AM (HTdUD)

338 Well need to scoot, work and all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:55 AM (YXV6f)

339
From yesterday, overlooked with all the Comey news:

"Mexicans are mostly a rabble of illiterate Indians." So said . . . CHE GUEVARA. Over to you, Senator Cortez Masto.


http://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/266659/special-

cinco-de-mayo-greetings-chicano-icon-che-humberto-fontova

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:55 AM (mbhDw)

340 Go one inch outside the Federal area and the streets devolve to something seen in the Third World "

I've also been to 3rd world nations. I'd say the streets you mention are right there... but hey, at least they're speaking truth to power. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:55 AM (MINbv)

341
I saw Goulash Burrito open for Aztec Camera at the Cow Palace back in '85

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2017 08:55 AM (quw2O)

342 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 11, 2017 08:33 AM (kXoT0)

Link?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 08:55 AM (gwPgz)

343 She's half-and-half Mexican and Italian"

Limoncello margaritas then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:56 AM (MINbv)

344 342 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 11, 2017 08:33 AM (kXoT0)

Link?
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 08:55 AM (gwPgz)


It's up top. Link #3.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:57 AM (mbhDw)

345 The lack of evidence simply proves the degree of effort that Trump took to hide these facts from the public.

-The Left


They will continue to double their efforts the longer no evidence is found.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:57 AM (oVJmc)

346 Pelosi and Waters should mud wrestle on the house floor, it would be a specitcal to behold!

Posted by: Killerdog at May 11, 2017 08:57 AM (J18ne)

347 320 Rechargeable batteries. I have solar lights on my
balcony that use the same size batteries as my mouse. I let the sunshine
recharge my batteries.



And I save the planet at the same time.



*strikes pose with nose in air*

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 08:46 AM (HTdUD)

I haven't had good luck with rechargeable batteries in electronic devices that pull low current. Their output voltage is lower than normal batteries even when fully charged.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 08:57 AM (mpXpK)

348 I love getting oral. I'll be right over.
Posted by: Lena Dunham 


You know who else loves giving oral? Dick Cheney - when he's in the mood. Nothing gets him in the mood more than duck hunting.

So please go duck hunting with Dick.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 08:57 AM (HTdUD)

349 WTF did she say?
Can someone translate that word salad into redneck English?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2017 08:27 AM (PCof0)

Loosely translates as "I'm a racist eco wacko"

That's all I got.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 11, 2017 08:59 AM (d76uN)

350 346 Pelosi and Waters should mud wrestle on the house floor, it would be a specitcal to behold!
Posted by: Killerdog at May 11, 2017 08:57 AM (J18ne)


"Been there, done that."

Helen Thomas, Barbara Mikulski

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:59 AM (mbhDw)

351 345 The lack of evidence simply proves the degree of effort that Trump took to hide these facts from the public.

-The Left

They will continue to double their efforts the longer no evidence is found.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:57 AM (oVJmc)


"Been there, done that."

- - L. Beria, J. Stalin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 09:00 AM (mbhDw)

352 "That was my point. If she has any Mestizo or Indian in her background,
it was way way back. I would be willing to bet she doesn't, because her
sort of ancestors were not marrying the Brown Mexicans.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes"

Her mother was from Italy., father from Mexico and surely 100% Spanish descent ( Italians women weren't marrying any indigenous Mexicans 80 years ago. Any melamine in her skin comes from her mothers side.

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 09:00 AM (1BQGO)

353 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:57 AM (mbhDw)

Thanks
MOAR kauphy is required

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 09:00 AM (gwPgz)

354 Helen Thomas in a Speedo?

Posted by: Killerdog at May 11, 2017 09:00 AM (J18ne)

355 I can only imagine how effective an affirmative action Senate would be.

STFU, lady.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2017 09:01 AM (NOIQH)

356 352 Any melamine in her skin comes from her mothers side.
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 09:00 AM (1BQGO)


Formica is recessive, though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 09:01 AM (mbhDw)

357 355 I can only imagine how effective an affirmative action Senate would be.

STFU, lady.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2017 09:01 AM (NOIQH)


It's already "effective" enough for me, thank you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 09:02 AM (mbhDw)

358 Formica is recessive, though. "

So is linoleum...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 09:03 AM (MINbv)

359 The lack of evidence simply proves the degree of effort that Trump took to hide these facts from the public. 
-The Left 


The seriousness of the allegations is sufficient proof for removal from office.
'Mad Max' Maxine

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 09:03 AM (HTdUD)

360 Ok, it's been fun this AM. BBL, y'all.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 09:04 AM (MINbv)

361 "Here we go. Business Insider is claiming that Trump will cost Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House. "

Ah, so Trump is being effective.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at May 11, 2017 09:04 AM (1aMQH)

362 In my previous rant, I forgot to mention that she's got an early case of Waxman's Nose going on, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 11, 2017 09:04 AM (KGH7Z)

363 I've been saying for a long time Suckerberg is the next gen Soros

He'll have to battle me in the octagon for that title.
Posted by: Jeff Bozos at May 11, 2017 07:55 AM (Tyii7)


"A-hem!"

- - Tom Steyer


If Trump drastically reduces government spending and contributions to foreign nations like Pakistan, maybe Soros, Gates, Buffett, Steyer, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Dorsey, etc. will take up the slack. And because they are businessmen, they will make sure their dollars are spent more wisely than the government would. Force their hand.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 09:04 AM (vRcUp)

364 Limoncello margaritas then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2017 08:56 AM (MINbv)


That sounds like a fine drink!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 09:05 AM (gwPgz)

365 I'm sure this has aleady mentioned, but the illegal immigrant who murdered those two Boston doctors was intentionally given a sentence of 364 day for his robbery charges because at 365 days it would have triggered deportation.

So much caring for the felon scum resulted in two valuable, productive American citizens dead.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2017 09:05 AM (NOIQH)

366 Pelosi and Waters should mud wrestle on the house floor, it would be a specitcal to behold!


******



Slip sliding away
Slip sliding awa-ay-ay-ay
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip sliding away!




EARWORM AND EYEWORM IN ONE!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2017 09:06 AM (wPiJc)

367 'early case of Waxman's Nose'

I thought that was congenital. God forbid it is communicable and spreads rampantly among the Dems.

There are some media people that I would like to see contract that disease.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 09:07 AM (XsVWn)

368
Actually a limoncello margarita would knock you on your ass and taste good.

You could call it "The Mambo Italiano."

(TM 2017 Sefton Corp.)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 09:07 AM (mbhDw)

369 I can only imagine how effective an affirmative action Senate would be.

STFU, lady.
Posted by: Lizzy




When you've lost the 'ettes....

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2017 09:07 AM (PCof0)

370 354 Helen Thomas in a Speedo?
====
WHY WOULD YOU SAY
THAT?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 11, 2017 09:07 AM (oPl0w)

371 Cortez Masto is actually Latina Democratium, a powerful new compound impervious to criticism,

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 09:08 AM (1BQGO)

372 370 354 Helen Thomas in a Speedo?
====
WHY WOULD YOU SAY
THAT?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 11, 2017 09:07 AM (oPl0w)


Man, I thought my projectile colitis line was bad, but wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 09:08 AM (mbhDw)

373 By this time you would have thought the dems would have manufactured at least something.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 08:45 AM (le7jz)

Its not over yet, they have to keep the Russian thing going through 2108 into 2020, no matter what it takes...

Posted by: Colin at May 11, 2017 09:10 AM (l6A+z)

374 OT-Major unpleasant meeting at the tiny dysfunctional church, capped by my boss saying to the matriarch-"Are you threatening me?" (and she was,just not physically) The laypeople who are not members of that church but preach when I don't, and I went to have dinner and decompress, and where God was gracious. The husband said to the waitress who was a cute. lively college student-and an excellent waitress-"We pray over our food. is there anything we can pray for for you?" which is a nice question to ask< i think. She said Thanks "I'm a Christian and I prayed before I came to work.I go to_________ church" which is a large evangelical church nearby." We were all thrilled that such a delightful young lady went to church and evidently enjoyed it!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2017 09:11 AM (fDdVG)

375 >>They will continue to double their efforts the longer no evidence is found.


This is the Valerie Plame scandal, Abu Garib, hurricane Katrina, the 'Reagan caused AIDS' scandal, etc. It's not about finding proof, it's about ensuring that this is recorded in the history books as fact, so that Trump is forever stained by it.

This is what the Left does. They do this so that the GOP administration in power is constantly on defense, under attack, unable to function at 100% and will be forever known for a "scandal". it will never end, and the ones who started this know damn well there will be no proof, just endless conjecture, rumors, and suspicions. Meanwhile Hillary has gotten away with the biggest misuse of government power and security breach in our nation's history.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2017 09:11 AM (NOIQH)

376 361 "Here we go. Business Insider is claiming that Trump will cost Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House. "

Ah, so Trump is being effective.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at May 11, 2017 09:04 AM (1aMQH)

===============

18 months to the election.

Fuck off everyone trying to make serious predictions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 11, 2017 09:11 AM (/prE6)

377 It is time to stick it to the FBI to clean it of Comey followers...if need be use the NSA and CIA.

It is all about funding, I am sure a deal can be worked out.

It is clean the only way you can keep the three agencies in line is to keep them at each others throat. Not ideal, but better then them colluding with each other. I know that is what gave us 9-11, but that was more to do with our let everyone into the country and deport anyone policies than anything else. Homeland Security is useless and should be shut down.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 11, 2017 09:12 AM (MuTTO)

378 373 By this time you would have thought the dems would have manufactured at least something.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 11, 2017 08:45 AM (le7jz)

Its not over yet, they have to keep the Russian thing going through 2108 into 2020, no matter what it takes...
Posted by: Colin at May 11, 2017 09:10 AM (l6A+z)

==============

They really will continue this until 2108, won't they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 11, 2017 09:12 AM (/prE6)

379 I may have had problems with the little keyboard but this 24" monitor is the cat's meow.


Do any if the Morons remember how to change your default font for wor Pale Moon? I had my old one set for arial and now it has gone back to the hated times roman.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 09:12 AM (mpXpK)

380 378 When Think Progress wanted Comey fired:

http://tinyurl.com/lshfya3
Posted by: McCool at May 11, 2017 09:12 AM (zM9LG)

==============

Ah, the mysterious land of 2 days ago...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 11, 2017 09:13 AM (/prE6)

381 This Chuck Schumer guy, has he ever spoken a truthful word in his entire worthless life?
I'm guessing when he said "ma-ma" he was looking at Papa.
When he says "button up your overcoat" it's time for shorts and t-shirt.
Who wants to be like that?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:13 AM (nBr1j)

382 375 Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2017 09:11 AM (NOIQH)


For those who were too young or not around, during the Reagan years, Maxine Waters accused the CIA of genocide by inventing crack and distributing it to black youths.

Talk about a blood libel. She really is a piece of shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 09:14 AM (mbhDw)

383 "By this time you would have thought the dems would have manufactured at least something.




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman"

They are still working on the fake but accurate documents that will provide undeniable evidence of the Russian hacking.

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 09:14 AM (1BQGO)

384 375 This is what the Left does. They do this so that the
GOP administration in power is constantly on defense, under attack,
unable to function at 100% and will be forever known for a "scandal". it
will never end, and the ones who started this know damn well there will
be no proof, just endless conjecture, rumors, and suspicions. Meanwhile
Hillary has gotten away with the biggest misuse of government power and
security breach in our nation's history.


Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2017 09:11 AM (NOIQH)

The only reason they get away with that is because they have the MFM in their back pocket.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 09:14 AM (mpXpK)

385 >>"Here we go. Business Insider is claiming that Trump will cost
Republicans big time in the mid terms and the dems might flip the House.
"


We were told Trump had no coattails in 2016. In fact, we were told he would help the Dems gain a majority in the House and Senate, he was so darn toxic.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2017 09:15 AM (NOIQH)

386 If I were a prankster (and I am) I would pose as a leftist and start a campaign calling for Masto to resign because she's a hypocrite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


That's the problem. We feel guilty about pulling that shit. They don't. Not condemning you, by the way. I wouldn't do that myself, but it's a great idea.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 09:15 AM (vRcUp)

387 "...mandating diversity..."

I am so sick of racists counting noses by their color. Dividers, segregationists, collectivists, identity-politicizers, and bigots attacking ordinary people for racism - that mad attitude has always been there, but the previous President certainly did fan the flames. But as Americans, this is not who we are!

/end, pre-caffeinated rant based on top pic

Gooood morning, liberty-lovers. Deluge days in NE Okla. There's a shallow lake where our lawn used to be.

Posted by: mindful webworker - glue-gun free at May 11, 2017 09:15 AM (CJRaf)

388 As always, a pleasure...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2017 09:15 AM (wPiJc)

389 Maxine is one of the great spokespersons for the Democrats in the House. Nancy is still looking at Bush as our president, not sure what that all means.

Posted by: Colin at May 11, 2017 09:16 AM (l6A+z)

390 386 If I were a prankster (and I am) I would pose as a leftist and start a campaign calling for Masto to resign because she's a hypocrite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That's the problem. We feel guilty about pulling that shit. They don't. Not condemning you, by the way. I wouldn't do that myself, but it's a great idea.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 09:15 AM (vRcUp)

Nothing illegal about it and psy-ops against an openly treasonous movement is really a duty. And fun.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 09:16 AM (mbhDw)

391 'They really will continue this until 2108, won't they?'

It has become their personal Rube Goldberg perpetual-motion machine.

It has rapidly established itself as the foundation of the Democrat party.

A party based on nothing--cue the Seinfeld references.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 09:17 AM (XsVWn)

392 Ya'll are forgetting that BI is a leftest rag. They are as bad as the NYT.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 09:17 AM (mpXpK)

393 About that college and the students response to DeVoss. It should be noted that the President (don't have the source on hand) told them to stand down or leave and their diplomas would be mailed to them.


Posted by: gracepc at May 11, 2017 09:17 AM (OU4q6)

394 "Ah, the mysterious land of 2 days ago..."


I always considered it as just folklore

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 09:18 AM (J+eG2)

395
Nancy Pelosi had another incoherent meltdown yesterday. One of the top leaders of the party and no one puts her down.

Will they ever win an election again? Anyone with two brain cells knows she's burnt.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 11, 2017 09:20 AM (HTdUD)

396 370 354 Helen Thomas in a Speedo?
====
WHY WOULD YOU SAY
THAT?



At least he didn't say 'split-crotch.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 09:21 AM (oVJmc)

397 >>For those who were too young or not around, Maxine Waters accused the CIA of inventing crack and distributing it black youths.



Talk about a blood libel. She really is a piece of shit.



Oh, so she's the one who started that!!
She was caught in some banking shenanigans with her husband, yet stays in office. There's your affirmative action!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2017 09:21 AM (NOIQH)

398 They are still working on the fake but accurate documents that will provide undeniable evidence of the Russian hacking.


Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 09:14 AM (1BQGO)

It also takes awhile to produce a fake 8mm film of Trump and a Russian "lady" peeing on him...8mm, not even super 8mm. Sort of like in the James Bond movies where behind the mirrored bed, guys are running the cameras.

Posted by: Colin at May 11, 2017 09:21 AM (l6A+z)

399 Gooood morning, liberty-lovers. Deluge days in NE Okla. There's a shallow lake where our lawn used to be.

I worked a job in Tulsa once. Nice folks. Flat country.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2017 09:21 AM (xIBU4)

400 The facts are irrelevant. It's the seriousness of the charge.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 08:49 AM


Unless the charge is laid against a Democrat, in which case the accuser is a psycho/stalker/partisan/liar/fillintheblank who should on no account be taken seriously.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2017 09:22 AM (p+Wdc)

401 Cortez Maso is Senator because Trump supporters wanted her to be Senator.

You know the type, the Trump supporters who think that there are no differences between "Never Trumpers", the "establishment", or otherwise anyone who wasn't screeching "drain teh swamp" like a lunatic.

They voted against the Republican candidate, who was a decent guy, and are now stuck with Cortez Masto... probably for decades. The GOP was *this* close to completely decapitating the Democrat leadership in the state... but nooo, they would rather lose in the long term to enjoy their temper-tantrum now.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2017 09:22 AM (vBeA5)

402 I'm sorry Senator Masto but your seat has been designated for an Asian Woman. You have until Friday noon to vacate your office. Maine has a Senate Seat designated for a Batshit Crazy Communist but I would say the competition will be pretty fierce for that seat.

Posted by: JB1000 at May 11, 2017 09:23 AM (16OL0)

403 398 Sort of like in the James Bond movies where behind the mirrored bed, guys are running the cameras.
Posted by: Colin at May 11, 2017 09:21 AM (l6A+z)


Ironically, that's "From Russia, With Love."

LOL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2017 09:24 AM (mbhDw)

404 DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!

(SWIDT ?)

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2017 09:25 AM (xIBU4)

405 Nood Art

Posted by: no good deed at May 11, 2017 09:25 AM (hJamr)

406 Art thread up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 11, 2017 09:25 AM (sEDyY)

407 "One of the top leaders of the party and no one puts her down. "


Like with a dart?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 09:25 AM (J+eG2)

408 Sally Yates seems to have the same style as Elizabeth Warren, when being questioned. They both have a "Why are you being mean to me, a woman?" tone down pat, though Warren is the better at it. Check any tape of her being quizzed - or persisting. (Fortunately, HRC never did master this. I'd guess it's something beyond the physiology of lizards.)

Posted by: George LeS at May 11, 2017 09:27 AM (+TcCF)

409 'Will they ever win an election again?'

They will win many. They will likely win the entire game in the end.

Check their voters. A more enlightened and liberty-loving citizenry you will never see.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 11, 2017 09:29 AM (XsVWn)

410 nood art

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 09:29 AM (mpXpK)

411 Sargon: Southern Poverty Law Center has impugned the struggle of the displaced ethnic Kekistani diaspora.

https://youtu.be/MtXwkD-KgLg

Because the trollery isn't obvious enough

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2017 09:33 AM (VdICR)

412 The guy to the right of the red robed dude directly under her looks to be doing The Robot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 09:44 AM (J+eG2)

413 The mask isn't just slipping; the assholes are consciously ripping it off...

Posted by: oldirishpig at May 11, 2017 10:23 AM (g2bRJ)

414 "We laugh at this garbage at our peril because the instant they have the chance, they will be at our throats." That will be the last chance they ever have considering they have legislated guns right out of their hands, but I have managed to hold on to mine.

Posted by: hurricane567 at May 11, 2017 06:28 PM (AuYAt)

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