Source "Close to Comey:" Russia Investigation Was Accelerating, or Something

So says the Deep State's go-to spokesnetwork, CNN.

Whatever, it's been six months. If you had something, we'd know it already.

At the FBI, shock and confusion over the firing of Comey.

Can I make it any plainer that this is purely obligatory post and I don't give a shit about any of this? I'm really tired of having to dance to the frantic spastic tarantella the Media Progressive Establishment strikes up every ***damned day.

Posted by: Ace at 06:15 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2017 06:17 PM (o/90i)

2 Any excuse to point and laugh ...

Posted by: Adriane the CNN Critic ... at May 10, 2017 06:17 PM (AoK0a)

3 Loving it before they be hating it. Politics, as usual.

Posted by: ever at May 10, 2017 06:17 PM (QZdJj)

4 We've sunk to dancing with spiders now?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 06:18 PM (Nwg0u)

5 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2017 06:19 PM (/ijCB)

6 Well, Comey did say he'd be here for six and a half more years. So I can see "shock and confusion."

/and celebrations

Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 06:19 PM (8zWAk)

7 Whoa

Stumbled in and got a few top 10's today

Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2017 06:20 PM (/ijCB)

8 I think Joe Walsh played on Shakedown Cruise

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 10, 2017 06:20 PM (nFwvY)

9 McConnell says no special prosecutor.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/05/10/
mcconnell-highlights-hypocrisy-of-dems-regarding-comey-
rejects-calls-for-special-prosecutor/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 10, 2017 06:20 PM (R+30W)

10 F.I.D.O.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2017 06:20 PM (M5NPS)

11 Gunna take a long time to eradicate the deep state

Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2017 06:21 PM (/ijCB)

12 Gunna take a long time to eradicate the deep state

Posted by: Yo!

Better get started!

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2017 06:22 PM (M5NPS)

13 America is safer with Clouseau Comey relegated to the dog track.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 10, 2017 06:22 PM (ROIz5)

14 McConnell is not caving in to the libs? I am....pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: IC at May 10, 2017 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

15 Just to play Devil's Advocate here, what would be a real world "best case scenario" for Democrats regarding Trump and Russia?

Do they really think there's going to be some taped phone call where Trump calls Putin and offers some quid pro quo to Putin to break into Hillary's email?

Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 06:22 PM (XjId6)

16 Hey, finally did it again.

Yes, this phony baloney outrage at Trump and the Russian BS is tiring. They've found no crime, it's all Dem talking points.

And some Rep azzholes like Burr are going along. He thinkinks the timing is "suspicious" like McCain and others. Why not stick to the facts you idiots, there are multiple reasons for the timing and it's not like anything Nixonian FFS.

Comey has been revealed by many speaking out now to be a grandstanding loose cannon. It speaks volumes that they feared him so much they never spoke out before.

Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2017 06:22 PM (o/90i)

17 Tarentella? Wasn't that the sequel to Barbarella?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 10, 2017 06:22 PM (6n332)

18 they can all DIAF

Posted by: Tradd at May 10, 2017 06:23 PM (lEqkj)

19 Yeah, given the leakiness of the Deep State, the moment they found any thing close to a smoking gun, the rovers on Mars would hear it.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 10, 2017 06:23 PM (ar2KI)

20 Gee, wasn't Burr a two-timing, unprincipled, self-centered Cataline?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2017 06:24 PM (dZ756)

21 Posted by: IC at May 10, 2017 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

I know, right? This would make twice when it really mattered, I still can't believe he actually held the line on Garland. I may have to rethink my opinion of him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2017 06:24 PM (sEDyY)

22 15. Best case - they continue to investigate this fever-dream of their gin-soaked grifter of a candidate forever. The lack of evidence will be proof of the cover-up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 06:24 PM (TwwWO)

23

Of course it was.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:24 PM (cjXKD)

24 NYT had to retract a story about how Comey had just requested more resources for the Russia investigation. Turns out it was a stupid filth lie. Another for the fake news roster.

It says something that even we have gotten so tired of the fake news crap we're not even keeping track any longer. Its like counting the waves crashing into the shore. You look out to the horizon and they're endless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 06:25 PM (39g3+)

25 Two things need to be repeat EVERY SINGLE TIME someone talks to any press:

1. The dimocraps were screaming for Cummies head the day before yesterday

2. Clinton fired an FBI director too

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 06:26 PM (kufk0)

26 Ace,

When the going gets tough I listen to Layla twice. The beauty erases the negative vibe.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 10, 2017 06:27 PM (FLjWH)

27 Boy, Allahpundit over at Hot Air is once again really excited that the FBI must have been close to busting Trump on Russia.

The last time we went through this was the Golden Showers episode where he was talking up the possibility of President Pence because it looked so credible.

Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 06:27 PM (XjId6)

28 Are you not entertained!

I find this better than any soap opera.

Comey was complicit in Lynch's hamstringing the Hillary investigation, from the start. He would never have held that press conference if Lynch hadn't been caught with Bill on the tarmac. That made Lynch set up Comey "to make the decision." Comey didn't have the balls to go against Lynch (and Obama), but he did need to cover his own ass for posterity and to maintain his image, hence the press conference.

Am I wrong?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 06:27 PM (SIY7D)

29
ACE!

I have a great clip for this poat!

"Well??.......We're waiting!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:27 PM (cjXKD)

30 If collusion with Russia happened (which I'm sure it didn't) Trump didn't mean to do it so it's all good according to the FBI

Posted by: ryukyu at May 10, 2017 06:28 PM (Ta1DO)

31 Well don't blame us when all you right wing rubes as speaking Russian in six months, comrades!!!

Posted by: This...is CNN at May 10, 2017 06:29 PM (qJhUV)

32 Everytime I hear Layla, I always think about the end of Goodfellas where everone is getting whacked.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2017 06:29 PM (89T5c)

33 If he had anything at all, what's stopping him, as a private citizen, from going to the MSM and telling all? Besides nit having the balls.

Posted by: Abby at May 10, 2017 06:30 PM (HBU7W)

34 Speaking of lying sacks of shit, the documentary on Showtime about the death of Baylor Baller Patrick Dennehy back in 2003 is pretty interesting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 06:30 PM (Nwg0u)

35

Hey, It's Enrico Palozzo!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:30 PM (cjXKD)

36 John McCain is always looking out for his constituency--the Media.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 10, 2017 06:30 PM (MZcWR)

37 Everytime I hear Layla, I always think about the end of Goodfellas where everone is getting whacked.

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And not in a good way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 06:31 PM (Nwg0u)

38 Yates and Clapper both testified on May 8 they had not been approached by the FBI concerning the unmasking. Why not? Was Comey ensuring that investigation did not happen?

Posted by: ever at May 10, 2017 06:32 PM (QZdJj)

39 Ahh, CNN. About as useful as a T-Rex at a circle jerk.

So what will Trump's Friday move to dictate the news cycle for the weekend be? We know whatever is worstest scandal evah will be supplanted in less than 72 hours.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 10, 2017 06:32 PM (a3sfz)

40 For motivation to keep going and keepin on, I offer Triump, a troika:

https://youtu.be/DXZLsMxFXf4
https://youtu.be/FHz48OAuXD4
https://youtu.be/bagNAOmADLE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 06:32 PM (39g3+)

41
Accelerating. Like a hamster wheel in Richard Gere's bedroom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:33 PM (mbhDw)

42 Diane Feinstein admitting they'd found nothing should've ended it.

I mean, yeah, a lot of other things should've too, but her confession was pretty yuge.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2017 06:33 PM (UWw/8)

43 7 Everytime I hear Layla, I always think about the end of Goodfellas where everone is getting whacked.

I asked for spaghetti I got noodles with ketchup

Posted by: Definitely NOT Henry Hill at May 10, 2017 06:33 PM (eyMfn)

44 34 Speaking of lying sacks of shit, the documentary on Showtime about the death of Baylor Baller Patrick Dennehy back in 2003 is pretty interesting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 06:30 PM (Nwg0u)

Starring Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:34 PM (mbhDw)

45 Tarentella? Wasn't that the sequel to Barbarella?
Posted by: Darth Randall

----

"The literati in their cellars
Perform semantic tarantellas
I wish I did it half as well as them."

One of Al Stewart's best lyrics ever (and that's saying something!)

Posted by: RKae at May 10, 2017 06:34 PM (i3rHh)

46 43 7 Everytime I hear Layla, I always think about the end of Goodfellas where everone is getting whacked.

I asked for spaghetti I got noodles with ketchup
Posted by: Definitely NOT Henry Hill at May 10, 2017 06:33 PM (eyMfn)

"But Jimmy, we LOVE that car!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:34 PM (mbhDw)

47 Mamma mia, that's not a tarnantella.

My people are from Bari (near Taranto) and this might as well be pop goes the weasel.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2017 06:34 PM (LWu6U)

48 I think Comey was torn between wanting to do his job -- and being prevented from it -- and wanting to keep his job, mixed with a sort of "I'm in charge" arrogance. Nothing else makes sense of his actions. He would try to do what he could, realize he couldn't then had to go before congress and justify his actions while trying to keep his job. He didn't have enough honor to resign, so he just kept going despite having become a joke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 06:34 PM (39g3+)

49 The allegations were bullshit from day one, and the only reason to keep any investigation going at all was so the cocksuckers at CNN, MSNBC and the like could say night after night how the Trump administration was under investigation.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

50 Layla is a great collaboration.

Hearing Wilson Pickett's cover of Hey Jude over in England, Eric Clapton went on a mission to find the guy who did the outro guitar lead. He expected to find an old black guy.

He found Duane Allman, who does most of the great guitar work on the song Layla. Even the little bird at the end, his homage to Charlie "Bird" Parker.

The piano part was actually written by drummer Jim Gordon.

And Patti Boyd and George Harrison get an assist

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 06:35 PM (SIY7D)

51 Off topic- anyone watching the new Samarui Jack? That stuff is the stuff

Posted by: Definitely NOT Henry Hill at May 10, 2017 06:35 PM (eyMfn)

52 Ace, speaking just for myself, you can put up posts about whatever you want. Transgressive baboons, hot chicks of the 80's, cars that could potentially transform into spaceships, guns that make Brit's pee themselves...whatever.

There is nothing coming out of the media, or Hot Air, that we need to care about.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 10, 2017 06:35 PM (zsHGH)

53 You're a funny guy!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2017 06:35 PM (89T5c)

54 47 Mamma mia, that's not a tarnantella.

My people are from Bari (near Taranto) and this might as well be pop goes the weasel.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2017 06:34 PM (LWu6U)

Dear friend of mine is from Bari and he's always teaching me dialect. Some strange words over in the heel. And very pretty country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:35 PM (mbhDw)

55 44 34 Speaking of lying sacks of shit, the documentary on Showtime about the death of Baylor Baller Patrick Dennehy back in 2003 is pretty interesting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 06:30 PM (Nwg0u)

Starring Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:34 PM (mbhDw)

As Baylor University.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

56
Off topic- anyone watching the new Samarui Jack?

The new Powerpuff Girls was awful, so, no.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:36 PM (cjXKD)

57
I have grown to HATE Layla because it was played to death.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:37 PM (mbhDw)

58 They lie, it's what they do, it's all they do, it's all they know how to do, it's what they've been trained since J-School to do. The only "fun" to be had is finding where the biggest lie in embedded in a story. But now that "fun" is gone since it's all just big lies with "authoritative" sounding anonymous sources 24/7.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 10, 2017 06:37 PM (d3wbb)

59 55 As Baylor University.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

Ha! I was going to say "as Basketball."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:37 PM (mbhDw)

60 if we're continuing on the Sounds of the Seventies theme, Season of the Witch by Donovan is still really good.

And moody. Kind of does put you in a Witchy mood.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:37 PM (8rNrN)

61 trump loves pissing them off.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 10, 2017 06:37 PM (WTSFk)

62 At least it wasn't a London Boys link.

Posted by: still wary at May 10, 2017 06:38 PM (wpC7C)

63 Trump once again owns the news cycle, and then when their tizzy starts peaking he starts tweeting and jabbing the sanctimonious assholes like Schumer and Blumenthal.

A thing of beauty, it is.
**********

The Dalai Lama tried to pray away Pelosi's nastiness today, but all he got was shit on his hands. (link in nic)

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 06:38 PM (wTwJ2)

64 The reaction outside of the Imperial City mostly is a collective yawn, with a sprinkling of an impulse to throw Comey against a wall and administer street justice. The abject hatred of the Banana Empire hasn't abated a bit, although people have grown tired even of hating it. Short take, your take, ace, is pretty shared.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 10, 2017 06:38 PM (wWX+9)

65 47 Mamma mia, that's not a tarnantella.

My people are from Bari (near Taranto) and this might as well be pop goes the weasel.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2017 06:34 PM (LWu6U)

You're channeling Frank Pentangeli in the opening scene of "Godfather Part 2."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:38 PM (mbhDw)

66 JJ
It's a small world,.... but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Yes, the rest of Italy laughs at how they talk.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2017 06:38 PM (LWu6U)

67 i can't read AP anymore
he's one of THEM

Posted by: concrete girl at May 10, 2017 06:38 PM (WKvlL)

68 Mmm, Andrea Tarantos. Whatever happened to her? IIRC she was quietly fired by Fox News, then nothing. That was a good while ago too; I assumed she'd pop up somewhere by now.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2017 06:38 PM (UWw/8)

69 Close to Comey? The CW is that it helps if you think about baseball.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 10, 2017 06:39 PM (uuwor)

70 Is this where I comment on the Civil War or the baboon?

Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:39 PM (gbWkA)

71 50: pickett and allman did hey jude when allman was playing with the swampers i think. i like picketts better that the beatles.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 06:39 PM (KP5rU)

72 Ahh, CNN. About as useful as a T-Rex at a circle jerk.
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Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 10, 2017 06:32 PM (a3sfz)

Mad props, going to steal that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 10, 2017 06:39 PM (zsHGH)

73 16
Yes, this phony baloney outrage at Trump and the Russian BS is tiring. They've found no crime, it's all Dem talking points.
Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2017 06:22 PM (o/90i)

They're playing to their base, who are mostly imbeciles.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

74 60 if we're continuing on the Sounds of the Seventies theme, Season of the Witch by Donovan is still really good.

And moody. Kind of does put you in a Witchy mood.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:37 PM (8rNrN)

Eagles Witchy Woman.

Speaking of Goodfellas and getting whacked, "Atlantis" plays when they off Billy Batts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:39 PM (mbhDw)

75 if we're continuing on the Sounds of the Seventies theme, Season of the Witch by Donovan is still really good.

----

Donovan did some cool stuff in the '70s, but his time was up, so no one was paying any attention.

I really like his "Seven Tease" album, as well as "Slow Down, World" and "Cosmic Wheels."

Posted by: RKae at May 10, 2017 06:40 PM (i3rHh)

76 I don't really like Layla, its okay but the guitar is so grossly off key through most of the solo its just tooth-gritting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 06:40 PM (39g3+)

77
So let's leave it alone. Because we can't see eye to eye. There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy. There's only you and me, and We Just Disagree.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:40 PM (cjXKD)

78 66 JJ
It's a small world,.... but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Yes, the rest of Italy laughs at how they talk.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2017 06:38 PM (LWu6U)

One of my uncles wound up in a DP camp in Bari at the end of the war. Have no idea how that happened.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:40 PM (mbhDw)

79 >>>Ahh, CNN. About as useful as a T-Rex at a circle jerk.

(sniffles, then plays it off like he was just wiping a three foot moth out of the corner of his eye)

Posted by: Sad T-Rex Who Took The Time to Cover His Foreclaws with Coconut Oil at May 10, 2017 06:40 PM (8rNrN)

80 I just got back from having shock and confusion in the bathroom.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 06:41 PM (4ErVI)

81 The use of rock songs in Goodfellas is tremendous.

Who would have thunk you go do a deadly beat down to Donovan's Atlantis.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 06:41 PM (SIY7D)

82 57; yup.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 06:41 PM (KP5rU)

83 70 Is this where I comment on the Civil War or the baboon?
Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:39 PM (gbWkA)

Stonewall Jackson was the first general to deploy them but Sherman used his limited number to better effect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:41 PM (mbhDw)

84 Mystery click Hey Jude cover

https://youtu.be/aRwwy7yxGuM

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)

85 Stephen Hawking says we only have 100 years to live on the planet, I think that may be a short estimate. He forgot to factor in my self flying rascal.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (6Ll1u)

86 I always say this but the first 3/4ths of T-Rex's Electric Warrior is really good, no filler. But the last half of the second side is just all filler and not even good filler.

stop listening after Get It On or Jeepster or whichever comes later.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (8rNrN)

87 Joe DiGenova has been saying that the people in the FBI hate Comey and want him gone since July.

Now, he said they would revolt and nothing came of that, so he could be full of shit.

But I cannot imagine that the firing of Comey left the FBI dazed and confused.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (HV1LS)

88 But, but, old people, with mostly good taste, were talking MUSIC!!

Ah well. Heat up some krautdogs (that outta bring out a barky sock) and back to the dvd.

Posted by: nothing left to lose at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (QEgj7)

89 The FBI like most of the federal leviathan has been corrupted, politicized and weaponized.

The problem is the GOP is doesn't seem to give two shits about this fact.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (3TnQR)

90 81: one of the better movie soundtracks. almost makes the movie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (KP5rU)

91 "if we're continuing on the Sounds of the Seventies theme, Season of the Witch by Donovan is still really good.

And moody. Kind of does put you in a Witchy mood.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:37 PM (8rNrN)"

Always impresses me how much knowledge about 70's music you've picked up in your 28 years and 11 months on this blue marble.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (uuwor)

92 and I don't give a shit about any of this?

Most of America agrees with you.

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (kD8Fh)

93 81 The use of rock songs in Goodfellas is tremendous.

Who would have thunk you go do a deadly beat down to Donovan's Atlantis.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 06:41 PM (SIY7D)

Sort of exemplifies my love/hate opinion of Scorsese. What the hell does any of that music have to do with the scene? Meh, it is what it is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (mbhDw)

94
If you love horses, and if you love sappy 70's music, you will love this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

1975

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:43 PM (cjXKD)

95 So an unnamed source at CNN.

Too bad SCOTUS gave us Sullivan because Trump could sue the shit out of them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 10, 2017 06:43 PM (mpXpK)

96 I'm not a Cat Stevens fan, but his song at GOTG 2 really got to me.

Then I looked up the discussion about it and found out it was really about a whiny teenager who knows better cuz you don't understand, Dad!

Which is good, because I was a weepy mess thinking it was about a father trying to talk to his son all the way through.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 10, 2017 06:43 PM (zsHGH)

97 Speaking of lying sacks of shit, the documentary on Showtime about the death of Baylor Baller Patrick Dennehy back in 2003 is pretty interesting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 06:30 PM (Nwg0u)

Starring Brian Dennehy.

...as the gymnasium.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 06:43 PM (ewSN2)

98 Ah, the baboon gambit, real strategery that.

Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:43 PM (gbWkA)

99 93. He damned near ruined Mahler for me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 06:43 PM (TwwWO)

100 Fuck em, Ace. They are losing and they can't stand it, so they go nuts. And any time they show even the least little sign of calming down, PDT is going to throw them over the edge again.

We live in interesting times. We should enjoy them.

It's yet another day where Hillary is not president, and she never will be.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at May 10, 2017 06:44 PM (/zyrl)

101 85 Stephen Hawking says we only have 100 years to live on the planet, I think that may be a short estimate. He forgot to factor in my self flying rascal.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (6Ll1u)

My advice for Mr. Hawking is stick to physics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:44 PM (mbhDw)

102 I saw Spastic Tarantella at the Clinton Street Theater about 1995. Hazel opened for them.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2017 06:44 PM (mkDpn)

103 >>>Always impresses me how much knowledge about 70's music you've picked up in your 28 years and 11 months on this blue marble.

This blog only came about after a two year period of being taught Topical and Nostalgic References by the man who recruited me, the mysterious Mr. Tranh.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:44 PM (8rNrN)

104 As Baylor University.

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I neglected to mention the name of the doc. It is Disgraced. Well worth a watch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 06:44 PM (Nwg0u)

105 "But, but, old people, with mostly good taste, were talking MUSIC!!

Ah well. Heat up some krautdogs (that outta bring out a barky sock) and back to the dvd.

Posted by: nothing left to lose at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (QEgj7) "

I have to question the 'mostly good taste' after I saw an Aldo Nova reference.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 10, 2017 06:44 PM (uuwor)

106 I would love to see ace dance the tarantella. Does that come with the platinum membership?

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (sBOL1)

107 72 Ahh, CNN. About as useful as a T-Rex at a circle jerk.
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Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 10, 2017 06:32 PM (a3sfz)

Mad props, going to steal that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 10, 2017 06:39 PM (zsHGH)

I may not be enlightening, but I try to be mildly entertaining.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (a3sfz)

108 103 >>>Always impresses me how much knowledge about 70's music you've picked up in your 28 years and 11 months on this blue marble.

This blog only came about after a two year period of being taught Topical and Nostalgic References by the man who recruited me, the mysterious Mr. Tranh.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:44 PM (8rNrN)

Why did that make me LOL?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (mbhDw)

109 Liberals are having a hard time understanding that Trump plays by the rules of CalvinBall.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (wTwJ2)

110 It's almost impossible to tell CNN from Democrat Underground.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (npdX6)

111
What's a gambit?

Is it the same as a "caper?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (cjXKD)

112 Mr. President, we cannot afford a baboon gap! Gen. Buck Turgidson

Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (gbWkA)

113 Ask any of these people to explain the mechanism of the hoax 'Russia hack' and then go to "Internet Trolls".

That's right, internet trolls. Not bribing local election officials, or messing with ballots, but the dubious persuasion skills of internet trolls, cost Hillary the White House. Its the stupidest theory I've ever heard backed by a whole lot of sound and fury, but no evidence at all.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (A5STV)

114 >>>Sort of exemplifies my love/hate opinion of Scorsese. What the hell does any of that music have to do with the scene? Meh, it is what it is.

it was a big thing for a while to have a song that doesn't match the scene serve as an ironic counterpoint or counter-theme, whatever you'd call it.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:46 PM (8rNrN)

115 Yes, I was referring to the movie line wondering if anyone would catch it.

The "mama mia" is a reference to either "la danza", or the more popular "C'� la luna" which is probably how most people know the tarantella.

the joke about a small world is a Steven Wright line.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2017 06:46 PM (LWu6U)

116 Father and Son is one of Cat Stevens' best songs. He had an awful lot of them though. Dude had real talent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 06:46 PM (39g3+)

117 111
What's a gambit?

Is it the same as a "caper?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (cjXKD)

Caper is what goes on a bagel with lox. Gambit is a shrimp thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:46 PM (mbhDw)

118 Ever notice how the democrats and islam go after the same low IQ people?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 06:47 PM (npdX6)

119
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. titled all their episodes in a certain way. Anyone know it was?

Bonus quatloos: Rat Patrol did it, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:47 PM (cjXKD)

120 114
it was a big thing for a while to have a song that doesn't match the scene serve as an ironic counterpoint or counter-theme, whatever you'd call it.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:46 PM (8rNrN)

More dissonance to me than irony but YMMV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)

121 85 Stephen Hawking says we only have 100 years to live on the planet, I think that may be a short estimate.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 10, 2017 06:42 PM (6Ll1u)

Why does he give a shit? He doesn't buy green bananas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 06:47 PM (SRKgf)

122 Liberals are having a hard time understanding that Trump plays by the rules of CalvinBall.

They know it, they just don't know what to do with it. I can't remember who it was, but they said they would rather have Pence as president because at least he's predictable. They have no idea what Trump will do next, or why.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 06:48 PM (39g3+)

123 119
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. titled all their episodes in a certain way. Anyone know it was?

Bonus quatloos: Rat Patrol did it, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:47 PM (cjXKD)

Imagery superimposed over the lettering?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:48 PM (mbhDw)

124 At the FBI, shock and confusion over the firing of Comey.

I merrily bathe my dog in their sweet tears.

Everyone at the FBI who expressed shock or confusion about this also needs to be fired, partly because they're obviously moles and secondly because they're obviously too stupid to be working in intelligence ... even if it just the FBI sort of "intelligence".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2017 06:48 PM (zc3Db)

125 "What's a gambit?

Is it the same as a "caper?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:45 PM (cjXKD) "

Do gambits taste good?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 10, 2017 06:48 PM (uuwor)

126 The Man From U.N.C.L.E. titled all their episodes in a certain way. Anyone know it was?

"The ___________ Affair."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 06:48 PM (SRKgf)

127 86 stop listening after Get It On or Jeepster or whichever comes later.

Posted by: ace

This statement is completely true.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 06:48 PM (wTwJ2)

128 Funny the wall to wall hysterics last night consisted of IT'S RUSSIA WE'VE GOT YOU NOW DRUMPF!! and now it's morphed into THE INVESTIGATION IS ACCELERATING THIS TIME IS IT ORANGE MAN!!

This is most likely the add on to the initial hysterics to keep the fireworks going.

I'm pretty much with Ace in that if they had anything whatsoever we would have heard about it two seconds after they got their grubby hands on it. They're not smart and wouldn't try to employ some three dimensional strategy to get Trump. They'd fly to a camera and drop it immediately and then be all gleeful because YOU'RE DONE NOW!!!

Think about the old Fox show on the weekends where they analyzed the media stories of the week. It was always a list of the biggest stories and it was always welp the media dropped the ball on this one.

Yeah they've been dropping the ball on everything for like forever. The only reason these fucktards are still in business is because of corporate monopolies and hiding behind the first amendment. Any other business would've been destroyed by this level of ineptitude.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 06:49 PM (4ErVI)

129 What is Trump going to do tomorrow to own the next two day news cycle and drive leftist more crazy?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 06:49 PM (npdX6)

130 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2017 06:46 PM (LWu6U)

A tarantella by Rachmaninoff? That's like ordering borscht at a pizza joint.

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 06:49 PM (kD8Fh)

131 anybody see the hostile reception de vos got giving a commencement speech at a black college (via breitbart)? just atrocious. her work on detroit charter schools has shown dramatic improvement in education there and she deserved the honor and a listen. the teachers unions and left groups demonized her and ginned up a despicable and rude reception. shameful.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 10, 2017 06:49 PM (WTSFk)

132
Well, if "straight news" goes to radical left, that makes everyone else "far right."

That's the game, here. Make "mainstream" news ultra-left-wing, which makes everyone else "far right."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:49 PM (cjXKD)

133 130 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2017 06:46 PM (LWu6U)

A tarantella by Rachmaninoff? That's like ordering borscht at a pizza joint.
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 06:49 PM (kD8Fh)

Or vodka from Sweden.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (mbhDw)

134 Dazed and confused had a pretty good soundtrack.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (6Ll1u)

135 The music in "GoodFellas" has me convinced that The Rolling Stones wrote "Gimme Shelter" and "Monkey Man" specifically for that film.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (zkGZ8)

136 87,
"But I cannot imagine that the firing of Comey left the FBI dazed and confused."

So now we're doing Led Zep?

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (d3wbb)

137 Caper - thems those little black thingies in my steak sauce

Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (gbWkA)

138 >>>A tarantella by Rachmaninoff? That's like ordering borscht at a pizza joint.

tbh I don't know what a tarantella is apart from a "fast italian dance." the word just popped into my head and I just used it.

I tried to google "fast tarantella" but this is what came up.

I'm open to a better suggestion!

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:51 PM (8rNrN)

139 I don't really like Layla, its okay but the guitar is so grossly off key through most of the solo its just tooth-gritting.

My mind wanders off when a slide-guitar line lasts too long. Done in short bursts, it can add texture, but good God it goes on for way too long in Layla.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 06:51 PM (ewSN2)

140
"The ___________ Affair."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Right, of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:51 PM (cjXKD)

141 Tarantella Napoletana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW6eLiP1-Zs

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 06:51 PM (kD8Fh)

142 135 The music in "GoodFellas" has me convinced that The Rolling Stones wrote "Gimme Shelter" and "Monkey Man" specifically for that film.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (zkGZ

Brian Jones invented a time machine. So Mick had to kill him . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:51 PM (mbhDw)

143 "Or vodka from Sweden.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (mbhDw)"

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SWEDEN PRODUCES BOTH ABSOLUT VODKA AND SVEDKA

Posted by: BEN(DER) ROETHLISBERGER at May 10, 2017 06:51 PM (uuwor)

144 98 Ah, the baboon gambit, real strategery that.
Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:43 PM (gbWkA)

It's really just a shortened version of the Chewbacca Defense.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 10, 2017 06:51 PM (a3sfz)

145 Some insane lefty Fake News outlet (BIRM) said, "Top people at the FBI did not even know Comey was being fired!!!!!"

Let that sink in for a minute.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (npdX6)

146 Funniest bit of news from today?

Schumer ordered the Senate Dems to be in their seats at a certain time in the morning for an important announcement and event.

Half of them didn't show up, because they all knew it was stupid BS and nothing was going to happen. He can't even lead his own party.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (39g3+)

147 134 Dazed and confused had a pretty good soundtrack.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (6Ll1u)

Ironically enough, they couldn't use the song because Page and Plant demanded the same money as the budget of the whole film.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (mbhDw)

148 I like 20th century boy by T Rex.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (Ri/rl)

149 So, it's still the Russians, eh? Ah well, that will keep Schumer et. al. busy like demented squirrels and maybe McConnell can get some legislation pushed through..

Posted by: IC at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (a0IVu)

150 "The ___________ Affair."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Right, of course.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:51 PM (cjXKD)

I can remember crap like that from my childhood, but can't remember the names of people I met ten minutes ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (SRKgf)

151 Pure B.arbra S.treisand!!!

Posted by: Locke Common at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (VnyPp)

152 I still think "Principled conservatives" Juan McCain, Lindsey Graham, and either Collins or Mookowski are going to switch to Democrat before July is over.

Juan is still pissed that Jumping Jim Jeffords beat him to the punch in 2001.

Posted by: rd at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (iT57s)

153 Speaking of Zep, the Thor: Ragnarok trailer might be one of the better uses of Immigrant Song. At least Thor is supposedly Scandi...but don't get me started on the rest of the Thor movies.

Still...very cool seeing Thor step into the arena with that song blaring.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (zsHGH)

154 VietNam had it's own soundtrack don't ya know.. Creedance, Stones and The Animals.

Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (gbWkA)

155 The Man From U.N.C.L.E. titled all their episodes in a certain way. Anyone know it was?

Bonus quatloos: Rat Patrol did it, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!

The Affair

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (66CWr)

156
"She was BLAAAAACK! As the night,
Louie was whiter than white . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:53 PM (mbhDw)

157 Should be, The [ whatevs ] Affair

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 06:53 PM (66CWr)

158
I'm open to a better suggestion!

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:51 PM (8rNrN)

They hardly play the tarantella at Italian weddings anymore, although I hear there's a revival among the young people in Italy who want to return to folkloric roots.

Here's some dancing to the traditional tune, minus the drunkenness though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Mt2gLSx_A

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 06:53 PM (kD8Fh)

159 >>>Caper - thems those little black thingies in my steak sauce

So you hope!!

Posted by: Someone Else at May 10, 2017 06:53 PM (nO/gR)

160 Blow (shut up) had a great soundtrack, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2017 06:53 PM (89T5c)

161 tbh the WORD tarantella is more suggestive of what I meant than the actual thing MEANT by tarantella.

The tarantella stuff I find is all traditional and happy. I want something weird and frantic.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:53 PM (8rNrN)

162 In Tank Girl they were going to have some band cover Girl U Want but the royalties were too high - it was cheaper to hire Devo to redo the song.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 06:54 PM (HV1LS)

163 >>>I'm not a Cat Stevens fan, but his song at GOTG 2 really got to me.

Oh man, that theater was dusty as hell. The whole soundtrack really matches the scenes perfectly and quite beautifully.

Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 06:54 PM (q177U)

164
Tarantella translates as tarantula. Any Eye-talians care to confirm?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:54 PM (mbhDw)

165 Brian Jones invented a time machine. So Mick had to kill him . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
________

More plausible than Russia fixing U.S. elections, da?

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 06:54 PM (zkGZ8)

166 Hawking's prediction- We aren't going to know and neither is he.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 06:54 PM (LAaEa)

167 The only thing accelerating is the Libs hysteria

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

168 154 VietNam had it's own soundtrack don't ya know.. Creedance, Stones and The Animals.
Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:52 PM (gbWkA)

Fortunate son, Gimme Shelter and House of the rising sun?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 06:55 PM (Ri/rl)

169 Shock and Confusion at the FBI

Are they not men?......if not I guess it's time for them to get into their jammies and I will read them a bed time story.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2017 06:55 PM (5VlCp)

170 Time for every claim to be met with a "prove it."

Sheila Jackson Lee, Democratic Dolt, says Trump firing Comey is a Constitutional violation? Ask the dullard to tell us where. What specific Constitutional section is being violated? Cite it. Now. Or shut up, aging crone-dolt.

Push back, make them defend every half-assed and brain-addled claim.

How I wish a conservative with money would buy a television station or three for this.

Posted by: acethepug at May 10, 2017 06:55 PM (539ql)

171 Tapper and CNN relied on "a source close to the now-former FBI director."

So much of MSM reporting is based on anonymous sources, often former or current officials.

This is the Echo Chamber at work folks, probably still run by ValJar and Rhodes. Am I wrong? If I'm right it's both alarming and perversely entertaining.

Watergate is back in the news, but there's no mention that the Deep Throat who took down Nixon was #2 at the FBI who was pissed off that he didn't get the top job after Hoover died and wanted to stop Nixon from bringing the FBI to heal. Also WaPo wouldn't publish based on only anonymous sources -- and to cover his own ass Deep Throat Mark Felt forced Woodward and Bernstein to find a separate trail of evidence ("follow the money")

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 06:55 PM (SIY7D)

172 Caper - thems those little black thingies in my steak sauce
Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (gbWkA)

Yea, OK. We'll call them capers if you like.

Posted by: Rats living in your steak house ventilation system at May 10, 2017 06:55 PM (mkDpn)

173 I like 20th century boy by T Rex.

Posted by: CaliGirl
________

Now you're talking!

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (zkGZ8)

174 137 Caper - thems those little black thingies in my steak sauce
Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 06:50 PM (gbWkA)

They're rat turds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzUpBAuxJGk

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

175
Most FBI agents I'd wager are cheering at that overgrown psycho's dismissal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (mbhDw)

176 Yes, this phony baloney outrage at Trump and the Russian BS is tiring. They've found no crime, it's all Dem talking points.

-
I think Aesop wrote a fable about this, The Boy Who Cried Russian Hackers. It didn't end well.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (Nwg0u)

177 >>>Still...very cool seeing Thor step into the arena with that song blaring.

"He's a friend from work!"

Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (q177U)

178 Gaaahhhh pins and needles pins and needles pins and needles

Waiting on an offer from a company. They were supposed to make the offer on the 1st. Waiting on some stuff. They even sent me a draft offer letter so I know it isn't total BS.

Trying not to email and pester them.

GAAAAHAHAAAHAHHHHHH

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (HV1LS)

179 There was an episode of "Breaking Bad" which had a sequence of this whore addicted to crystal meth (which was the whole point of the show) dealing BJ's in various cars in parking lots to get money to buy crank, and washing her mouth out with booze between clients, and the background music was The Association's "Windy". Kind of hysterically funny and sad at the same time.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (S6Pax)

180 >>>Are they not men?

D-E-V-O!!

Posted by: Someone Else at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (nO/gR)

181 I changed it to a metal version of Tarantella Napoleana

best I can do

the music just isn't as frantic as I need it to be

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (8rNrN)

182 So that's the new narrative.
Supersleuth Comey was thiiiiiis close to cracking the Trump-Russia cabal but he was SILENCED...

Posted by: Hamilton at May 10, 2017 06:57 PM (sCjDS)

183 Jake Tapper is a cock holster.

Which I understand to be perfectly acceptable form of address.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 06:57 PM (HV1LS)

184 Yeah but was there 'intent' when trump colluded with the Russian to fix the election? Thats the question. I say not. I think the President just misunderstood what Putin was saying during the golden showers and all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (C/Ocx)

185 >>>They're rat turds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzUpBAuxJGk

...

I got it. Must be one of those seventies movie references I strangely get despite only being 28 3/4 years old.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (8rNrN)

186 Sheila Jackson Lee, Democratic Dolt, says Trump firing Comey is a Constitutional violation? Ask the dullard to tell us where. What specific Constitutional section is being violated? Cite it. Now. Or shut up, aging crone-dolt.

C'mon. You can't dispute ghetto scholarship. It's not easy to get a GED.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (SRKgf)

187
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. titled all their episodes in a certain way. Anyone know it was?

Bonus quatloos: Rat Patrol did it, too.

Wild Wild West, too

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (IqV8l)

188 166 Hawking's prediction- We aren't going to know and neither is he.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 06:54 PM (LAaEa)

+++

How convenient.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (hiHQz)

189 183 Jake Tapper is a cock holster.

Which I understand to be perfectly acceptable form of address.
Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 06:57 PM (HV1LS)

Etui du pene.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (mbhDw)

190 179 There was an episode of "Breaking Bad" which had a sequence of this whore addicted to crystal meth (which was the whole point of the show) dealing BJ's in various cars in parking lots to get money to buy crank, and washing her mouth out with booze between clients, and the background music was The Association's "Windy". Kind of hysterically funny and sad at the same time.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (S6Pax)

Wasn't her name Wendy?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (Ri/rl)

191 CNN: "We demand a Russia investigation!"
TRUMP: "You mean Obama hot mic promise to be more pliable after he fooled the voters?"
CNN: "No!"
TRUMP: "You mean when Obama let Russia run wild in Syria because the Ayatollah ordered him to?"
CNN: "No!"
TRUMP: "You mean Hillary's hi-tech transfers at Skolkovo?"
CNN: "No!"
TRUMP: "You mean Bill's half-million dollar speeches at Putin Savings and Loan while Hillary was giving them our uranium?"
CNN: "No!"
TRUMP: "You mean John Podesta and his million-ruble business partner Vlad Putin at Joule Energy?"
CNN: "No!"
TRUMP: "You mean Tony Podesta lobbying for Sberbank sanctions relief?"
CNN: "No!"
Trump: "You mean when Gen. Flynn had lunch with Putin?"
CNN: "Yes! That's it! That's the one!"
Trump: "Okay."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (Ndje9)

192 I'm Jake Tapper's cock holster.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (npdX6)

193 "Ironically enough, they couldn't use the song because Page and Plant demanded the same money as the budget of the whole film."

Maybe because it's Zeppelin most blatant rip-off: music, lyrics, even the fucking arrangement

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (SIY7D)

194
D-E-V-O!!

Peekaboo!

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 06:58 PM (ewSN2)

195
Wild Wild West, too

Oh?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 06:59 PM (cjXKD)

196 "Yours Truly, 2095" by ELO.

(You're welcome in advance.)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 06:59 PM (zkGZ8)

197 A Tarantella performed by Thuringian school girls wearing Drndls.

https://youtu.be/E_n6_hq6uZ0

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2017 06:59 PM (mkDpn)

198 Comrades, soros/ubama is laughing every day. Their weasels left in nooks and crannys all over Washington City bite President Trump in the ass regularly. Only way to get rid of those is to fire according to date hired. Everybody between Jan 09 and Dec 17.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2017 06:59 PM (zLDYs)

199 Looks like stuff is still being leaked from the WH. Who the hell is it?

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 06:59 PM (O2RFr)

200 Wasn't her name Wendy?
Posted by: CaliGirl

That too!!

After I wrote that, I said......WHAT?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 06:59 PM (S6Pax)

201 another source close to Comey says it was aliens. I mean, literally close. the crazy hobo was right in his face

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (kqI/Q)

202
Two guitar observations:

The solo in "I Wouldn't Wanna Be Like You" is phenomenal.

Steve Miller maddeningly fades out a lot of his songs way too soon, when he is doing some wicked riffs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (mbhDw)

203 179 There was an episode of "Breaking Bad" which had a sequence of this whore addicted to crystal meth (which was the whole point of the show) dealing BJ's in various cars in parking lots to get money to buy crank, and washing her mouth out with booze between clients, and the background music was The Association's "Windy". Kind of hysterically funny and sad at the same time.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (S6Pax)

Her name was Wendy too though I think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (4ErVI)

204 If everyone would eat a smaller steak, we can save the planet.

$3.26 million doesn't buy very much wisdom these days.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (wTwJ2)

205 wasn't there some frantic dance people did to get disease out of them or something?

St Vitus' dance? Is that a thing?

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (8rNrN)

206 Trump is so devious he fired Comey so it would appear they hadn't colluded to sabotage Canklepotomus just like he hit Syria to cover up his collusion with Putin. The conspiracy runs deep.

Posted by: Deranged out of power party and their insane voters at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (l2t1M)

207 is Thuringia a real place or a d&d setting?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (kqI/Q)

208 197 A Tarantella performed by Thuringian school girls wearing Drndls.

https://youtu.be/E_n6_hq6uZ0
Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2017 06:59 PM (mkDpn)

Throat singers from Tanu Tuva . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (mbhDw)

209 St Vitus' dance? Is that a thing?

Posted by: ace
________

Yep. People still say that.

(It's also a deep track on an old Black Sabbath album.)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 07:01 PM (zkGZ8)

210 207 is Thuringia a real place or a d&d setting?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (kqI/Q)

In Deutschland.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:01 PM (mbhDw)

211 My willowed comment:

What's Kid n Play?

Sounds like a Harry Reid production.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 07:01 PM (enArR)

212 If everyone would eat a smaller steak, we can save the planet.

Only if I can get a larger baked potato to go with it.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 07:01 PM (ewSN2)

213 Obama making 3.2 million dollars for 1 speech doesn't make the news but..... Russia...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

214 It's against the Constitution for average people to use the term "cock holster." Read it. Only the Illiteratti can use that term.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at May 10, 2017 07:02 PM (npdX6)

215 >>>Peekaboo!

He's an altruistic pervert!!
Mr. DNA!!

Posted by: Someone Else at May 10, 2017 07:02 PM (nO/gR)

216 I changed it to a metal version of Tarantella Napoleana

best I can do

If I recall my history correctly, that's the one Napoleon did when he wasn't invading Russia or dorking Josephine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:02 PM (Mouru)

217 212 If everyone would eat a smaller steak, we can save the planet.

Only if I can get a larger baked potato to go with it.
Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 07:01 PM (ewSN2)

So, Chihuahuas over Yorkies?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

218 181 I changed it to a metal version of Tarantella Napoleana

best I can do

the music just isn't as frantic as I need it to be
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (8rNrN)

You want some Tarantella?

Well, here you go!

From Sicily:
http://tinyurl.com/lh6ac6n

From Calabria:
http://tinyurl.com/kfhkdax

From Puglia:
http://tinyurl.com/m6asrzg

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 10, 2017 07:02 PM (oQQwD)

219 BREAKING - TRUMP HAS CLOSER TIES THAN EVER TO OLD SOVIET BLOC - MARRIED A SOVIET!

Posted by: CNN at May 10, 2017 07:03 PM (HV1LS)

220 Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:56 PM (8rNrN)

I saw that...good find.

Frantic music...I don't know if any exists that could match the spastic FNM quality you are seeking. I think it would be something on the order of random sounds generated by some techno music device.

/got nothin'

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:03 PM (kD8Fh)

221 They found "stuff" but can't tell you because classified. Therefore, impeach!

Effing morons.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at May 10, 2017 07:03 PM (e6aCv)

222 The legions of CNN viewers have been convinced...CONVINCED by geometric logic that indeed, Trump is a tool of the Russians.

And he also was the one that stole the strawberries from the officer's mess.

There is NOTHING he won't stoop to!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:03 PM (S6Pax)

223 Comet put his thumb on the scales of justice and then put his thumb under it. Hero or villain, he was a meddler. Deservedly fired.

Posted by: Plainsman at May 10, 2017 07:03 PM (lT/GU)

224 I'd like to be Tapper's cock holster but Cuomo beat me to the gig.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 10, 2017 07:03 PM (npdX6)

225 The Gipper Lives- I hope you sent that to CNN.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 07:04 PM (LAaEa)

226 There's an exit on the eastbound 40 called Amboy, I always wanted to stop there. Would that be where the Amboy Dukes hide out now, and Ted stops by now and then for a concert? But just drive by and never know.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 10, 2017 07:04 PM (6Ll1u)

227 223 Comet put his thumb on the scales of justice and then put his thumb under it. Hero or villain, he was a meddler. Deservedly fired.
Posted by: Plainsman at May 10, 2017 07:03 PM (lT/GU)

What about Dasher, Dancer, Cupid and Blitzen?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:04 PM (mbhDw)

228 I'm seeing more articles about hey check out this synthetic meat we made in the laboratory!

Flash forward ten years and you know it's going to be yeah well you can't eat anymore. Animals the enivorment and stuff so here's a pound of Syn-Tho-Meat. Eat up, plebe.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 07:04 PM (4ErVI)

229 212 If everyone would eat a smaller steak, we can save the planet.

Only if I can get a larger baked potato to go with it.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 07:01 PM (ewSN2)

Eat a hobo..save the planet. But he did say that. Eat a smaller steak. What a Douche. Didn't he have like 12 car entourage?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 10, 2017 07:04 PM (C/Ocx)

230 So, Chihuahuas over Yorkies?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
________

Ew. (And yet, I'm old enough to remember when earthworm farms were the thing of the future and were going to solve world hunger.)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 07:04 PM (zkGZ8)

231 Steve Miller maddeningly fades out a lot of his songs way too soon, when he is doing some wicked riffs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (mbhDw)

That was a clever ploy to get you to see him live ... like a series cliffhanger.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2017 07:05 PM (zc3Db)

232 230
Ew. (And yet, I'm old enough to remember when earthworm farms were the thing of the future and were going to solve world hunger.)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 07:04 PM (zkGZ

Soylent Green, baby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

233 Gee, wasn't Burr a two-timing, unprincipled, self-centered Cataline?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2017 06:24 PM (dZ756)

Even worse, a New York senator. Which, given the present occupants, is the same thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2017 07:05 PM (CKGym)

234 >>>If everyone would eat a smaller steak, we can save the planet.

Keep putting rat turds in the steak sauce and I will!!

Posted by: Someone Else at May 10, 2017 07:05 PM (nO/gR)

235 Tarantella Shmarantella, it should have been Sabre Dance cause it was a hatchet job!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 07:05 PM (Nwg0u)

236 Frantic? Flight Of The Bumblebee

*I like the Al Hirt version*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 07:05 PM (wTwJ2)

237 Here you go ace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMh8V04s7Ts

Give it about a minute and a half

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 07:06 PM (HV1LS)

238 Why aren't people talking about me and not this Combie person!?!?!?!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 10, 2017 07:06 PM (npdX6)

239 Source "Close to Comey:" Russia Investigation Was Accelerating, or Something

The idiocy of that story is mind boggling. Seriously what idiot would think it was a good idea to call attention to oneself' s impending charges by firing the person who would be bringing said charges?

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 07:06 PM (O2RFr)

240 Is Thuringia a real place or a d&d setting?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo

Yes, I think it was an old Germanic principality, before the unification of Germany.

Something out of the Hanseatic League. Go look THAT one up.....

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:06 PM (S6Pax)

241
Anyone ever wonder what Cedarford is doing today?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 07:06 PM (cjXKD)

242 BREAKING - TRUMP HAS CLOSER TIES THAN EVER TO OLD SOVIET BLOC - MARRIED A SOVIET!

Posted by: CNN
________

Clarification: She wasn't born in the USSR proper but a Soviet-bloc country. At the time, it was called Czechoslovenia.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 07:06 PM (zkGZ8)

243 With stories like this I roll my eyes, wait a few beats and wait for the retraction/clarification or just complete exposure of the wafer-thin sourcing behind the story.

New normal. Don't let that democracy die in the darkness.

Posted by: Christian Toto at May 10, 2017 07:06 PM (eTv0F)

244
Saint Vitus dance on my morals tonight
Aching to get me
Aching to get me, get me oh
Take it to the doc, I guess he ought to know
La, la, la, da
Which ones can stay , which one gotta go
He looks in my mouth and then he starts to gloat
He says me teeth are O.K.
But my gums got to go

Alice Cooper - Unfinished Sweet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (IqV8l)

245 They found "stuff" but can't tell you because classified. Therefore, impeach!

Effing morons.

Yup. Protecting classified material that would harm a Republican is a sacred duty to the Deep State and the MSM.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (Mouru)

246 Steve Miller maddeningly fades out a lot of his songs way too soon, when he is doing some wicked riffs.

Dire Straits did that a lot, too. The end of the song was basically Knopfler starting something amazing up then it fades. ARRRG!!

Ive seen Steve Miller several times live and he's great but he's not a jam guy, he doesn't really develop the songs there, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (39g3+)

247 Tarantella translates as tarantula. Any Eye-talians care to confirm?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:54 PM (mbhDw)

Close. The word for the dance derives from the word for the spider.

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (kD8Fh)

248 228 I'm seeing more articles about hey check out this synthetic meat we made in the laboratory!

Flash forward ten years and you know it's going to be yeah well you can't eat anymore. Animals the enivorment and stuff so here's a pound of Syn-Tho-Meat. Eat up, plebe.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 07:04 PM (4ErVI)

I'll have my own stash of cattle. I can hear them crying as I type. The can pry my beef out of my dead hands.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (Ri/rl)

249 242. Heh....there's some slovaks who'd like a word with ya.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (TwwWO)

250 Aw szit- Trump did collude with a Russian. Ivanka knows all.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (LAaEa)

251 May CNN get devoured by a giant radioactive tarantula.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (KQ/Al)

252 The Obama crew had the content of every telephone conversation and every keystroke from any computer in communication with a fiber-optic cable to, from or within the USA.

If they had anything at all on Trump colluding with Russian hackers it would have been leaked all over the MSM months ago. All the info has been sitting in their vast government databases.

All they could come up with was that contrived bit about a computer server pinging a bank in Russia and the Russian-hookers-peeing-on-a-bed phony 'dossier'.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (m5dkR)

253 "Joan Crawford" by Blue Oyster Cult if it's frantic you're after.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 07:08 PM (zkGZ8)

254 I had a wardrobe malfunction on my way into Colberts show. Then a hazmat team had to show up to clean up the piles of vomit. This is news!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 10, 2017 07:08 PM (l2t1M)

255 I was going to get to the bottom of Trump's collusion with Russia even after then Jill Stein was going to get those recounts going if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

Posted by: James Comey at May 10, 2017 07:08 PM (aZq03)

256 AND WE DANCED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB1Q-PfUvN0

Posted by: The Hooters at May 10, 2017 07:08 PM (FEM4d)

257 Ace, you are probably thinking of slam dancing. But what the MSM seems to insist on is that everyone set their hair on fire and run around screaming like everyone is being attacked by Komodo dragons.

After a while it gets old.

It's like the girlfriend who won't let you tell anyone you are dating, but in return for buying her stuff and taking her places picks fights with you continually. She's classy and sh#t but crap that gets old after a while. The only defense is to get crazier than she is or go home and don't answer the phone.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2017 07:09 PM (mkDpn)

258 being a leftist means never having to admit that you were wrong.

ok, being a leftist means that you never have to admit that your ideas were wrong, only that you didn't go far enough, which is what they usually say when they get some gun control bill passed and signed into law and crime goes up even more. Oh, if only we had also banned...

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 10, 2017 07:09 PM (b7fwp)

259 "and the Russian-hookers-peeing-on-a-bed phony 'dossier'."

Didn't the FBI pay to get that?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 07:09 PM (SIY7D)

260
This youtube comment on the video for "Chevy Van" song from 1975 just cracked me up!

I burst into tears when I heard this...where did that innocence go? My hubby had the "Chevy Van" complete with mural of a Viking Princess warrior in a chariot being pulled by polar bears, heart shaped windows.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 07:09 PM (cjXKD)

261 I'm seeing more articles about hey check out this synthetic meat we made in the laboratory!

If it's like that imitation crab, I'll give it a miss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (uG9vE)

262 Hawking's prediction- We aren't going to know and neither is he.
Posted by: Ben Had

----

It tends to go unnoticed, but Stephen Hawking MAKES SHIT UP AND PEOPLE BELIEVE HIM.

Posted by: RKae at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (i3rHh)

263 259 "and the Russian-hookers-peeing-on-a-bed phony 'dossier'."

Didn't the FBI pay to get that?

Yeah, and I didn't get a cut

Posted by: John McCain at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

264 218
You want some Tarantella?

Well, here you go!

From Sicily:
http://tinyurl.com/lh6ac6n

From Calabria:
http://tinyurl.com/kfhkdax

From Puglia:
http://tinyurl.com/m6asrzg

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 10, 2017 07:02 PM (oQQwD)

Nice! The first one was pretty frantic.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

265 It's like the girlfriend who won't let you tell anyone you are dating, but in return for buying her stuff and taking her places picks fights with you continually.

What, like a stripper?

Posted by: wooga at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (9/lXO)

266 Is Thuringia a real place or a d&d setting?
***
It was a region with a lot of very little states within the Holy Roman Empire. It was devastated by the 30 years war.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (aZq03)

267
A mural on a van....

of a Viking princess...

on a chariot....

being pulled by polar bears.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (cjXKD)

268 Anyone ever wonder what Cedarford is doing today?
Posted by: Soothsayer

No, do you? What are you, some kind of masochist?

He was a trolling terror on several web blogs. I remember in 2002 or 2003 he was incredibly annoying on "Scrappleface" when that was really hot, with Scott Ott.

I think he annoyed the Hell out of Richard Fernandez on the "Belmont Club" back in those days, which is pretty hard, because he was usually a pretty tolerant blog host.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (S6Pax)

269 Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at May 10, 2017 07:07 PM (m5dkR)

Yup.

Deep State is counting on the SOP of FNM ginning up fauxrage, the donks all screaming and clamoring until enough GOPes fall into line because skeered.

But that was yesterday's playbook. The assholes taught Joe SixPack how to be cynical.

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (kD8Fh)

270 If it's like that imitation crab, I'll give it a miss.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (uG9vE)

Fool! Imitation crab is made from real crab.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (Mouru)

271 222 The legions of CNN viewers have been convinced...CONVINCED by geometric logic that indeed, Trump is a tool of the Russians.

And he also was the one that stole the strawberries from the officer's mess.

There is NOTHING he won't stoop to!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:03 PM (S6Pax)

Nice subtle reference.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 10, 2017 07:11 PM (17QyB)

272 264. So, it's frantic you're wanting?

Lezginka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 07:11 PM (TwwWO)

273 "If they had anything at all on Trump colluding with Russian hackers it would have been leaked all over the MSM months ago."

The dog that didn't bark!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 07:11 PM (SIY7D)

274 anybody that paid obama 3.2 million for a speech is the real dumbfuck. obama is just a high priced grifter.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 07:11 PM (KP5rU)

275 Something out of the Hanseatic League. Go look THAT one up.....

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron
________

Look it up? I'm counting on it making a comeback so I can join it when our society collapses.

(Alternatives: The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth or a civilization ruled by termites.)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 07:11 PM (zkGZ8)

276 Predictions, eh Hawking?

Like how in 1963 you were given 2 years to live after being diagnosed with ALS?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (6n332)

277
He was a trolling terror on several web blogs.

He had substance, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (cjXKD)

278 Well, I, for one, give a shit about this. Comey was doing great damage to the FBI and to the country by obviously giving special treatment to a high level democrat who had clearly violated numerous, numerous, federal laws.

And all those democrats worried about the threat Trump, a republican, is to their political future should be worried because the modern democrat progressive needs to be swept out of government. Let them take to the streets to protest their dismissal.

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (AQXhN)

279 The tarantella stuff I find is all traditional and happy. I want something weird and frantic.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:53 PM (8rNrN)
------

What you want is here, starting at about 6:00.

https://youtu.be/goeOUTRy2es

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (sBOL1)

280 Come dancing!

https://youtu.be/gs2kFrGluKs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (39g3+)

281 TRUMP MARRIED NOT JUST ONE BUT TWO SOVIETS!!!

Posted by: CNN at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (HV1LS)

282 The idiocy of that story is mind boggling. Seriously what idiot would think it was a good idea to call attention to oneself' s impending charges by firing the person who would be bringing said charges?

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 07:06 PM (O2RFr)

Well see Trump is a blustering idiot who can't pronounce words longer than two syllables. So of course Donald the Dummy would do something this insanely stupid!

Left out of that libtard revelation is how Trump made billions in the toughest real estate market in the world, how he managed to win the presidency (it's historic it's never been anyone other than a pol or a general), or how he manages to keep confounding this confederacy of dunces known as Democrats.

There are definitely idiots at work here, but it's not President Trump.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (4ErVI)

283 Confuse the tools, ask them if their synthetic meat is non-GMO.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (KQ/Al)

284 164
Tarantella translates as tarantula. Any Eye-talians care to confirm?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:54 PM (mbhDw)

Some theories -

Could come from
1) Tarantinidion - the diaphanous gowns worn by the baccante when they danced the siccinide, which may be the ancient grandpappy of the tarantella.
2) Tarantum - the ancient name for Puglia, where the tradition of the dance had a stronghold.
3) Lycosa Tarantula ( wolf spider) which is found throughout Southern Italy

Take your pick.
( I actually teach people how to dance tarantellas.)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 10, 2017 07:13 PM (oQQwD)

285 s Thuringia a real place or a dd setting?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 07:00 PM (kqI/Q)

It is where the Braunschwager comes from.

Additionally it is where Erfurt arsenal was. They made Lugers. Other stuff too, but they made Lugers.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2017 07:13 PM (mkDpn)

286 The Man From U.N.C.L.E. titled all their episodes in a certain way. Anyone know it was?

Bonus quatloos: Rat Patrol did it, too.

Wild Wild West, too

-
The Wild, Wild West was all The Night of _______.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 07:13 PM (Nwg0u)

287 Is Thuringia a real place or a d&d setting?

Great sausage there

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 07:13 PM (39g3+)

288 275. No love for the Khaganate of the Kazars?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 07:13 PM (TwwWO)

289 Thuringia

Isn't that a deli meat ?

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 07:13 PM (O2RFr)

290 280 Come dancing!

https://youtu.be/gs2kFrGluKs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (39g3+)

Tight corduroy pants? It's possible . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

291 This is what happens when a poor mentally ill bloke from the UK crosses the pond to hook up with a Trump-deranged libtard:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/862435102906884097

That's why the steady drumbeat of calls for assassination on social media should not be taken lightly. There are seriously sick people out there.

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:14 PM (kD8Fh)

292 Predictions, eh Hawking?

Like how in 1963 you were given 2 years to live after being diagnosed with ALS?
___
Don't worry you won't have to worry about people outliving our estimates in the future!

Posted by: Single Payer Healthcare at May 10, 2017 07:14 PM (aZq03)

293 280 Come dancing!

Dancing Queen

Posted by: Barney frank as ABBA at May 10, 2017 07:14 PM (O2RFr)

294 284 164
Tarantella translates as tarantula. Any Eye-talians care to confirm?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 06:54 PM (mbhDw)

Some theories -

Could come from
1) Tarantinidion - the diaphanous gowns worn by the baccante when they danced the siccinide, which may be the ancient grandpappy of the tarantella.
2) Tarantum - the ancient name for Puglia, where the tradition of the dance had a stronghold.
3) Lycosa Tarantula ( wolf spider) which is found throughout Southern Italy

Take your pick.
( I actually teach people how to dance tarantellas.)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 10, 2017 07:13 PM (oQQwD)

Off to Firenze and either Bologna, Verona or Cinque Terra. I might need your instructions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

295 266 Is Thuringia a real place or a d&d setting?
***
It was a region with a lot of very little states within the Holy Roman Empire. It was devastated by the 30 years war.

Pretty sure the dwarves of Moria party down at Thuringia's on Friday night with plenty of ale and red meat off the bone.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (l2t1M)

296 Thuringia is right next to Lower Saxony, which is famous because the entire state is carpeted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (Mouru)

297 It is where the Braunschwager comes from.

Posted by: Kindltot

Braunschwager and pizza rolls are what real (single) men used to live on.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (S6Pax)

298 >>The tarantella stuff I find is all traditional and happy. I want something weird and frantic.

You want something frantic and weird.

You'd settle for an outtake from Manos the Hands of Fate.

You'll get a GIF of Lena Dunham on the shitter eating cake.

Posted by: The Hooters at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (FEM4d)

299 284
3) Lycosa Tarantula ( wolf spider) which is found throughout Southern Italy
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 10, 2017 07:13 PM (oQQwD)

So it's the dance you do when you see one? I can believe that.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

300 Confuse the tools, ask them if their synthetic meat is non-GMO.

Posted by: Anna Puma
________

Almost summer - that time when I'll be at picnics listening to people pontificate about GMOs between their butter-and-sugar corn and seedless watermelon.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (zkGZ8)

301 In an efficiently run Soviet state, you wouldn't be bothered with having to listen to this kind of news every day.

The new folks would just appear and start dutifully parroting party slogans.

The previous folks? Well, out of sight, out of mind.

Posted by: V. I. Lenin, HR at May 10, 2017 07:16 PM (GdgAM)

302 My local Hardy Boys fan club made up of preteens could have gotten more than enough evidence to get a conviction of Hillary Clinton. A prosecutor could have just used newspaper clippings and Clinton's own quotes to get a conviction. That 'sources' are indicating the FBI is about to break the Russian conspiracy when not a shred of evidence has been reported or leak is a ridiculous 1984 scenario.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 07:16 PM (IDPbH)

303 President Trump has dug himself so deep in a hole that the only way he can prove that he is not literally Hitler is to appoint Sally Yates as independent prosecutor to investigate Trump's entire life!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 10, 2017 07:16 PM (m5dkR)

304 289 -In the Napoleoic age it was a seperate state in Germany

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:16 PM (Ot7+c)

305
Jesus Braunschweiger was the corrupt politician from Tijada in "The In-Laws."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:16 PM (mbhDw)

306 Narrator: It was a bombshell for the ~~Rutles~~. FBI They were shocked... and stunned.
Dirk McQuickly: Well, we're shocked.
Ron Nasty: Yeah, shocked.
Barry Wom: Shocked.
Dirk McQuickly: And stunned.
Ron Nasty: Yeah, stunned.
Barry Wom: Very stunned.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (nlbfN)

307 >>Fool! Imitation crab is made from real crab.

It's true. It's a scam. Like One-Hour Martinizing.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (FEM4d)

308 Thuringia is right next to Lower Saxony, which is famous because the entire state is carpeted.
Posted by: Cicero

Okay, that made me bust a gut laughing.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (S6Pax)

309 Off to Firenze and either Bologna, Verona or Cinque Terra. I might need your instructions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

They don't dance the tarantella there ( unless it's a workshop, which there area a plenty!) But their folk dances up North are also fun and lively, some very pretty couples dances. When you go, have a great time!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (oQQwD)

310 303 President Trump has dug himself so deep in a hole that the only way he can prove that he is not literally Hitler is to appoint Sally Yates as independent prosecutor to investigate Trump's entire life!
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 10, 2017 07:16 PM (m5dkR)

Chuck - "h" + Schemer = _____?

Show your work.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

311 "146 Funniest bit of news from today?

Schumer ordered the Senate Dems to be in their seats at a certain time in the morning for an important announcement and event.

Half of them didn't show up, because they all knew it was stupid BS and nothing was going to happen. He can't even lead his own party."

Pairs perfectly with the Colbert/Eastasia story below. The shocking part is Schumer bothered to show up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (wWX+9)

312 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

I don't know how great of an idea that is. You're headed for the part of Italy that hates the Meridionali. (Southerners)

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (kD8Fh)

313 Well, there is this, Ace, and it has the benefit of both being frantic, having a cutie dancer in a white dress, and it is titled Tarantella Pizzicato di San Vito.

covering all the required elements, st vitus, tarantella and [ahem] flailing elbows.

https://youtu.be/vRC8LQcccJo

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2017 07:18 PM (mkDpn)

314 Wasn't Robert Reich in "The Wild, Wild West"?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2017 07:18 PM (5VlCp)

315 309 When you go, have a great time!!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (oQQwD)

Grazie mille.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:18 PM (mbhDw)

316 Trump not only colluded but coitused a Russian.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 07:18 PM (LAaEa)

317 For $3.26 million, I'd at least put on a fucking tie.

And I *hate* ties.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 07:18 PM (wTwJ2)

318 Can I make it any plainer that this is purely obligatory post and I don't give a shit about any of this? I'm really tired of having to dance to the frantic spastic tarantella the Media Progressive Establishment strikes up every ***damned day.
==============

You're good. We know it's a phoney soap opera everyday. We just want to make fun of Susan Lucci aka Shepard Smith.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (ZuGkg)

319 I wish one f'in Leftist would tell what in hell they think in their Russian espionage Trump did, there hasn't been one fact about hacking, email theft personal contact proved.

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (Ot7+c)

320 During the Thirty Years War the Holy Roman Empire of the German States had more than 200 separate duchies, principalities, bishoprics, margraviates and counties. So there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (Mouru)

321 I was thisssss cloooossse to putting Donald Trump on the Grassy Knoll, Dallas, 1963.

Posted by: James Comey at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (oVJmc)

322 312 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

I don't know how great of an idea that is. You're headed for the part of Italy that hates the Meridionali. (Southerners)
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (kD8Fh)

I'm Hungarian. But I have that swarthy, olive-skinned Joo look that is so appealing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)

323 Off lunch lady arms sock!

Posted by: Croms Dirty Underpants at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (l2t1M)

324 Criswell Hawkings Predicts!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (IqV8l)

325 Is it true that Clock Boi's dad is the gay paki who was Obama's boyfriend pictured on the couch with him in college?

I want this to be true, so is it?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (2qHjF)

326
So it's the dance you do when you see one? I can believe that.
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

The dance you do when you get BITTEN! Even worse!

( women would fall into a stupor and the dancing would bring them out of their trance/depression.) but that is just one form of the tarantella. Mostly, it's either a courtship dance or celebratory dance . Sometimes, though, it could be duel with knives or swords.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (oQQwD)

327 Trump proved his guilt by firing the FBI director as he was gonna charge him and then meet with his comrades the Ruskies the day after....

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (O2RFr)

328 314: many times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (KP5rU)

329 the mysterious Mr. Tranh.

Careful.

Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2017 07:20 PM (FhXTo)

330
Reichhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-alito Loveless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

331 Wasn't Robert Reich in "The Wild, Wild West"?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

You're thinking of his big brother, the dwarf who played Dr. Loveless, Agent West's continuing nemesis.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:20 PM (S6Pax)

332 It's true. It's a scam. Like One-Hour Martinizing.

Yeah, everyone knows it takes a lot longer than an hour for the *real* Martinizing.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 07:20 PM (ewSN2)

333 "and the Russian-hookers-peeing-on-a-bed phony 'dossier'."
--------------
Didn't the FBI pay to get that?
Everyone has to pay for that.
Unless I really like you.

Posted by: a russian hooker at May 10, 2017 07:21 PM (nlbfN)

334 I wish somebody would shove a barbed dildo up Allahpundit's ass.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at May 10, 2017 07:21 PM (/j4n5)

335 262 Hawking's prediction- We aren't going to know and neither is he.
Posted by: Ben Had

----

It tends to go unnoticed, but Stephen Hawking MAKES SHIT UP AND PEOPLE BELIEVE HIM.
Posted by: RKae at May 10, 2017 07:10 PM (i3rHh)

I think it's his aid who controls his speech board. Hawking is probably yelling inside his head . " it's not me saying this dumbass stuff!!!. Help!!!!"

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 07:21 PM (IDPbH)

336 The new world spider was named after the old world Italian tarantula because that was the biggest hairiest spider the conquistadors knew. The dance was named after the spider because it was believed that the bite either caused uncontrollable dancing, or else the dancing was a cure for the bite.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 10, 2017 07:21 PM (x3uSY)

337 It's true. It's a scam. Like One-Hour Martinizing.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (FEM4d)

Wut? I pay extra for the martinizing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:21 PM (Mouru)

338 I'm Hungarian. But I have that swarthy, olive-skinned Joo look that is so appealing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)

You know, the prejudice against Southern Italians is probably taking a back seat nowadays to the refugee invaders. You're good.

I'm jealous. cinque terre is so pretty. Do you have friends there?

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:21 PM (kD8Fh)

339 I wish somebody would shove a barbed dildo up Allahpundit's ass.

reading the crap he writes I think they have...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 07:21 PM (O2RFr)

340 I have the Thuringer battalion of 1813 in 15mm

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:21 PM (Ot7+c)

341 332 It's true. It's a scam. Like One-Hour Martinizing.

Yeah, everyone knows it takes a lot longer than an hour for the *real* Martinizing.
Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 07:20 PM (ewSN2)

Another "In-Laws" reference?

"I took some slides that would've won me the Pulitzer Prize but unfortunately I left them in a raincoat that got Martinized."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:22 PM (mbhDw)

342
278 Well, I, for one, give a shit about this. Comey was doing great damage to the FBI and to the country by obviously giving special treatment to a high level democrat who had clearly violated numerous, numerous, federal laws.

And all those democrats worried about the threat Trump, a republican, is to their political future should be worried because the modern democrat progressive needs to be swept out of government. Let them take to the streets to protest their dismissal.

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 10, 2017 07:12 PM (AQXhN)

This.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 10, 2017 07:22 PM (TdMsT)

343 >>I pay extra for the martinizing.

NEVER. GET. THE UNDERCOATING.

Posted by: Ron Cadillac at May 10, 2017 07:22 PM (FEM4d)

344 338 I'm jealous. cinque terre is so pretty. Do you have friends there?
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:21 PM (kD8Fh)

I hope not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:22 PM (mbhDw)

345 Off to Firenze and either Bologna, Verona or Cinque Terra. I might need your instructions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

Firenze - never pay first price in the market. Oh, who am I talking to?

Go to Verona and watch a show in the Arena - oh, it may be too early.

But go and grab Juliet's boob.

Posted by: CNN at May 10, 2017 07:23 PM (HV1LS)

346 I wish somebody would shove a barbed dildo up Allahpundit's ass.

You have to pay extra for that.

Posted by: Russian Hooker at May 10, 2017 07:23 PM (ewSN2)

347 Well ya play that Tarantella
All the hounds they start to roar
And the boys all go to hell
Then the Cubans hit the floor

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2017 07:23 PM (68GeL)

348 It's true. It's a scam. Like One-Hour Martinizing.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 07:17 PM (FEM4d)

Next you'll tell me that despite the sash, the toilet seat isn't really sanitized for my protection.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:23 PM (Mouru)

349 :::peeks in:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 10, 2017 07:24 PM (RrhD2)

350 Shock and confusion over the firing of a civil servant? Maybe, there needs to be a few more so it's not such a surprise.

Posted by: Epiglottis at May 10, 2017 07:25 PM (lT/GU)

351 Off to Firenze and either Bologna, Verona or Cinque Terra. I might need your instructions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

When you're in Bologna, order the Braunschweiger. It really messes those guidos up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:25 PM (Mouru)

352 349. You have to pay extra for that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 07:25 PM (TwwWO)

353 I will sign a document that says democrats going to Mars will totally not get die.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 10, 2017 07:25 PM (6Ll1u)

354 gah sock wash

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 07:26 PM (HV1LS)

355 This.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian

Or that!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:26 PM (S6Pax)

356 Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2017 07:18 PM (mkDpn)

That's the one we all know and love. The one I posted was too sedate, plus I think it was danced by Portugese girls.

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:26 PM (kD8Fh)

357 Leftist makes up shit, posts it then everyone runs it like its facts

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:26 PM (Ot7+c)

358 Hardy Boys Club. [coohoo] Preteen.

Posted by: harry reid's parrot at May 10, 2017 07:26 PM (nlbfN)

359 I'm waiting breathlessly to hear about what Chelsea thinks of this.

Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at May 10, 2017 07:27 PM (GdgAM)

360 :::folds dollar bill lengthwise:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 10, 2017 07:27 PM (RrhD2)

361 I was always partial to The Guacamole Act of 1917.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 07:27 PM (4ErVI)

362 "and the Russian-hookers-peeing-on-a-bed phony 'dossier'."

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Cotton, you usually have to pay double for that.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at May 10, 2017 07:27 PM (npdX6)

363 9 McConnell says no special prosecutor.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/05/10/
mcconnell-highlights-hypocrisy-of-dems-regarding-comey-
rejects-calls-for-special-prosecutor/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 10, 2017 06:20 PM

Congratulations to Mitch on occasionally discovering his inner non-hellbound Harry Reid is the best thing I've heard yet today. Friggin' awesome.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 10, 2017 07:27 PM (m4pt8)

364 331 Wasn't Robert Reich in "The Wild, Wild West"?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

You're thinking of his big brother, the dwarf who played Dr. Loveless, Agent West's continuing nemesis.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:20 PM (S6Pax)

Didn't Robert Reich use to say "De plane, boss, de plane?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 07:27 PM (SRKgf)

365 Push back, make them defend every half-assed and brain-addled claim.

Posted by: acethepug at May 10, 2017 06:55 PM (539ql)
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They can't. And sadly, that doesn't bother them in the slightest.

Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2017 07:27 PM (2mC6G)

366 >>>>Or that!<<<<

It could be the other thing.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 10, 2017 07:27 PM (x3uSY)

367 That's the one we all know and love. The one I posted was too sedate, plus I think it was danced by Portugese girls.
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:26 PM (kD8Fh)

Those are my people. Careful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:28 PM (Ri/rl)

368 Wasn't Robert Reich in "The Wild, Wild West"?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
You're thinking of his big brother, the dwarf who played Dr. Loveless, Agent West's continuing nemesis.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:20 PM (S6Pax)

Hahahaha....Now that's funny!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2017 07:28 PM (5VlCp)

369 We have 2 (!) NHL Playoff Game 7 Games, Tonight!

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 07:29 PM (FEM4d)

370 I'm shocked and confused.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantella at May 10, 2017 07:29 PM (Tyii7)

371 351

When you're in Bologna, order the Braunschweiger. It really messes those guidos up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:25 PM (Mouru)

Dumbest line from "The Godfather":

"Hey, how's the Italian food in this place?"

"I dunno but the goulash is to die for."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

372 Those are my people. Careful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:28 PM (Ri/rl)

Funny, you don't look Portuguese.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 07:29 PM (HV1LS)

373 I'm waiting breathlessly to hear about what Chelsea thinks of this.

I'm waiting to be told what to think about this, and for another award...

Posted by: Princess Chelsea at May 10, 2017 07:29 PM (O2RFr)

374 Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 10, 2017 07:27 PM (m4pt

In order to appoint a special prosecutor, doesn't there have to be a crime discovered first?

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:30 PM (kD8Fh)

375 Conquistador

https://tinyurl.com/qg7kyca

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 10, 2017 07:30 PM (x3uSY)

376 For some reason I'm thinking its about time I re-watched "Fletch".

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 07:30 PM (ewSN2)

377 372 Those are my people. Careful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:28 PM (Ri/rl)

Funny, you don't look Portuguese.
Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 07:29 PM (HV1LS)

You guys know that creeps me out. You cannot see me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:30 PM (Ri/rl)

378 I was hoping for a special prosecutor...for Hillary.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 07:30 PM (4ErVI)

379 In order to appoint a special prosecutor, doesn't there have to be a crime discovered first?
Posted by: kallisto

----

"You provide the prosecutor, and I'll provide the crime."

Posted by: RKae at May 10, 2017 07:30 PM (i3rHh)

380 Look, just because a relationship is difficult is not an excuse to end it.

President Trump needed to work out his differences with both Jim Comey and Sally Yates, not end the relationships by firing them.

If President Trump would seek my counsel, I would tell him that for me, having a sexual relationship with a woman was much more challenging and demanding than having a sexual relationship with a man.

But I didn't let that stop me from marrying Michelle. I kept my eyes on the prize.

Similarly, President Trump needed to work out his differences with Jim and Sally, as challenging and difficult as that may be, not simply take the easy way out and fire them.

Posted by: Barry from Kalorama at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (m5dkR)

381 I thought that the National Embarrassment had the hot line to the Deep State.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (E6QSr)

382 >> danced by Portugese girls

There once was a girl from Madeira...

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (FEM4d)

383 355 This.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian

Or that!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 10, 2017 07:26 PM (S6Pax)

Lol! My copy-and-paste function on my iPad has been unreliable recently...

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (TdMsT)

384 I assumed that CNN just makes it's shit up out of whole cloth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (E6QSr)

385 In order to appoint a special prosecutor, doesn't there have to be a crime discovered first?
Posted by: kallisto

That never stopped us before!!

Posted by: Patrick Fitzgerald, undead lawyer at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (S6Pax)

386 I actually looked up Chelsea's Twitter, nothing on Comey, only her childrens book and vaccinations

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (Ot7+c)

387 "You guys know that creeps me out. You cannot see me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:30 PM (Ri/rl)'
---------------------
You have a smart TV in your bedroom.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (npdX6)

388 Posted by: Barry from Kalorama at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (m5dkR)

Your presidential library looks like a pimped out mausoleum.

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (kD8Fh)

389 McConnell says no special prosecutor.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/05/10/
mcconnell-highlights-hypocrisy-of-dems-regarding-comey-
rejects-calls-for-special-prosecutor/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 10, 2017 06:20 PM

I think we need a special prosecutor to investigate Comey (and his buddies, Shrillary, Barky and the whole lot).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (zc3Db)

390 I was hoping for a special prosecutor...for Hillary.

I was too.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (ewSN2)

391 "I dunno but the goulash is to die for."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

I had a great goulash in Florence.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (HV1LS)

392 CNN the Saddam Network

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (IDPbH)

393 Source "Close to Comey:" Russia Investigation Was Accelerating, or Something

The source is so close to Comey that they share the same body.

Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (z/Ubi)

394 Nice yellow top you're wearing, CaliGirl.
Are you a "summer"? Because it really works.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (nlbfN)

395 Posted by: Barry from Kalorama at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (m5dkR)

+++

LOL!. Beautiful.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2017 07:33 PM (hiHQz)

396 384 I assumed that CNN just makes it's shit up out of whole cloth.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (E6QSr)

Remnants. "Say, meester! I've got some nice worsteds for you!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:33 PM (mbhDw)

397 You guys know that creeps me out. You cannot see me.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Ha, that's what YOU think.

Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at May 10, 2017 07:33 PM (S6Pax)

398 396. Heh...reminds me of savage's 'dead man's pants' bit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 07:34 PM (TwwWO)

399 391 "I dunno but the goulash is to die for."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

I had a great goulash in Florence.
Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 07:32 PM (HV1LS)

You tly matzo barr soup in Kolea!

- - Whoa, Fat-scowitz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:34 PM (mbhDw)

400 Two words: Free Floormats.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 07:34 PM (E6QSr)

401 Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 07:31 PM (E6QSr)

Rush has been saying that the FNM drives the donk party, not the other way around. I'm starting to come around to that theory. It would explain why the senators didn't show up for Chuckie Cheesie's early roll call. If FNM had directed them to... maybe it would have been a different story.

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:35 PM (kD8Fh)

402 Hey, SKIP!
I'm a wargamer too.
Did you read my comment about Imagi-nations I made to you within the last 5 or so days?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2017 07:35 PM (nlbfN)

403 Between cnn going full retard and FN going full on leftist, MSNBC is the most sane. Not sane but most sane. Still needs to be committed though.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 07:35 PM (npdX6)

404 HAHAHAHA

That Breitbart article says NOW WITH MORE BACKBONE

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

405 J.J.- I'll see you for the brown and swarthy against my blonde, blue eyed ( Recuaro De Terme) and throw in a Roman nose.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 07:35 PM (LAaEa)

406 yeah ... so what if Comey is part of the deep state globalist mafia?

OBVIOUS crimes of Clinton taking BigBucks from foreign governments in return for favors that do major harm to America ... golly gee ... what if Holder/Lynch were in cahoots, what if evil actually exists?

It is so obvious ... is the Orwellian BigScreen media machine bigger than common sense of the majority? I think NOT.

Posted by: Illiniwek at May 10, 2017 07:36 PM (TmCOq)

407 397 You guys know that creeps me out. You cannot see me.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Ha, that's what YOU think.
Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at May 10, 2017 07:33 PM (S6Pax)

You're always watching.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:36 PM (Ri/rl)

408 Caps are setting up house in the Pens zone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2017 07:36 PM (FOnk+)

409 Rush has been saying that the FNM drives the donk party, not the other way around.

I've maintained that the Democratic Party is the political wing of the MFM.

The KKK is their armed faction.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 07:36 PM (E6QSr)

410 Two words: Free Floormats.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

And factory air conditioning, from our factory air conditioned factory!

Posted by: Ralph Spoilsport, from the town of Ephysema at May 10, 2017 07:36 PM (S6Pax)

411 405 J.J.- I'll see you for the brown and swarthy against my blonde, blue eyed ( Recuaro De Terme) and throw in a Roman nose.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 07:35 PM (LAaEa)

Ironically, my dad had sandy blonde hair and blue/gray eyes. I got the dark hair and brown. Still bitter about that. Thank you, G-d!

I keed!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:37 PM (mbhDw)

412 You guys know that creeps me out. You cannot see me.
============
You shouldn't hunch over like that when you type. It's bad for your back.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 10, 2017 07:37 PM (ZuGkg)

413 409. Thought that was the FBI's social club what fundraises with SPLC.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 07:37 PM (TwwWO)

414 Is this the thread where Russian prostitutes get their pee-pee and video on because Congress and the FBI secured supplementary financing for a comprehensive study of golden showers and the physio-pyscho-erotic effects on foreign customers past the age of 65?

Posted by: Fritz at May 10, 2017 07:37 PM (TNQMS)

415 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 10, 2017 07:19 PM (2qHjF)

Nope, sorry. They're from one of the African muslim nations if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2017 07:37 PM (sEDyY)

416 Yes I did, I know all about imaginations but having extra figures once and no idea anyone did that made up my own unit. Mentioned it at a war game store and was laughed oug of the place. Repainted them to nearest Russian unit.

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:38 PM (Ot7+c)

417 412 You guys know that creeps me out. You cannot see me.
============
You shouldn't hunch over like that when you type. It's bad for your back.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 10, 2017 07:37 PM (ZuGkg)

Don't listen to them. Anyway, I really like what you did with your place.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:38 PM (mbhDw)

418 You shouldn't hunch over like that when you type. It's bad for your back.

Shut up! the cleavage ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 07:38 PM (E6QSr)

419 317 For $3.26 million, I'd at least put on a fucking tie.

+++

My only wish for Obama is that he is as thrifty with his money as Johnny Depp.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2017 07:39 PM (hiHQz)

420 You're always watching.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I like to watch...

Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at May 10, 2017 07:39 PM (S6Pax)

421 Ironically, my dad had sandy blonde hair and blue/gray eyes. I got the dark hair and brown. Still bitter about that. Thank you, G-d!

I keed!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:37 PM (mbhDw)

My father was Portuguese, brown and swarthy with striking blue eyes. His father the same. I think his grandmother had the blond hair/blue eyes combo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:39 PM (Ri/rl)

422 416 cont. That was long before the internet

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:39 PM (Ot7+c)

423 Sources Close To Comey: He's not just a beta, he's gayer than Shep.

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 07:39 PM (ZcAbN)

424 It could be the other thing.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living

Naw, that's somewhere in Arizona ...

Or, that's what they want you to think!

Posted by: Adriane the CNN Critic ... at May 10, 2017 07:40 PM (AoK0a)

425 I tried makng Oporto tripe once, and it was really good. Next time I will make it better and leave out the tripe.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2017 07:40 PM (mkDpn)

426
Over at Breitbart, great headline:

"McConnell: Now With More Backbone."

Brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:40 PM (mbhDw)

427 My only wish for Obama is that he is as thrifty with his money as Johnny Depp.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2017 07:39 PM (hiHQz)

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I would have gone with Elon Musk, but YMMV.

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 07:40 PM (ZcAbN)

428 What's this about cleavage?

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2017 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)

429 This TV Chuck Norris is going to kick ass in a second

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:41 PM (Ot7+c)

430 423 Sources Close To Comey: He's not just a beta, he's gayer than Shep.
Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 07:39 PM (ZcAbN)

+++

Really, like a true J. Edgar?

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2017 07:41 PM (hiHQz)

431 Former President Barack Obama went to Milan, Italy to talk at the Seeds [and] Chips Global Food Innovation Summit about climate change and its effect on food production. Mike Opelka was astounded by the $3.2 million pay out for the speech to the liberal politician, who once famously said "At a certain point, I think you've made enough money."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 07:41 PM (Nwg0u)

432 423 Sources Close To Comey: He's not just a beta, he's gayer than Shep.
Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 07:39 PM (ZcAbN)

Must be wearing Clyde Tolson's hand-me-downs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:41 PM (mbhDw)

433 Stop watching us.

Posted by: Portugese Fighting Fish at May 10, 2017 07:41 PM (Tyii7)

434 >> You guys know that creeps me out. You cannot see me.

Not when you aren't in the Shower, no.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 07:42 PM (FEM4d)

435 426
Over at Breitbart, great headline:

"McConnell: Now With More Backbone."

Brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:40 PM (mbhDw)

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I may have to test that for myself.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at May 10, 2017 07:42 PM (ZcAbN)

436 427
I would have gone with Elon Musk, but YMMV.
Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 07:40 PM (ZcAbN)

Like Obama, most of Elon Musk's money comes from us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:42 PM (mbhDw)

437 Sources close to Weasel - "Weasel don't give a shit"

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2017 07:42 PM (Sfs6o)

438 417 412 You guys know that creeps me out. You cannot see me.
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You shouldn't hunch over like that when you type. It's bad for your back.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 10, 2017 07:37 PM (ZuGkg)

Don't listen to them. Anyway, I really like what you did with your place.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:38 PM (mbhDw)

That really does freak me out/ no smart anything in this house. The only thing I have is the security cameras and I didn't put one by the pool.
I have friends that have them inside the house and that is creepy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:42 PM (Ri/rl)

439 Dinesh D'Souza gets it. "Sources" for CNN: stuff we make up

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/862437874721067009

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 07:43 PM (kD8Fh)

440 Really, like a true J. Edgar?

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2017 07:41 PM (hiHQz)

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Heh. Wish I'd thought of that ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 07:43 PM (ZcAbN)

441 Mentioned it at a war game store and was laughed out of the place.
That's weird. At The Miniatures Page although admittedly it's mainly 18th Century and the plastics guys it's pretty common an idea.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2017 07:43 PM (nlbfN)

442 https://youtu.be/J2eKjZvC4zM These are my people

Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 07:44 PM (9WzNv)

443 Former President Barack Obama went to Milan, Italy to talk at the Seeds [and] Chips Global Food Innovation Summit about climate change and its effect on food production.

LOL. Barky, a guy with the mathematical sophistication of a slow 8th grader, is going to talk about climate and its effects on food production? Too funny. I think you could fit everything Barky knows about food production on 3x5 card ... written in crayon.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2017 07:45 PM (zc3Db)

444 Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:42 PM (Ri/rl)

One of your pool chairs is turned over by the way.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 07:45 PM (IDPbH)

445 As I said this was long before internet, I'm daughoused right now,
Wrote Leftism is a Religion, should be back in a few days

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:45 PM (Ot7+c)

446 One thing for sure, now there will never be a Comey vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 07:45 PM (Nwg0u)

447 Dinesh D'Souza gets it.

"2016" is still as deep as we're ever going to get into Barky's skull. As was proven when the Consumer Of Dogs sicced his pet judge on D'Souza.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 07:45 PM (6FqZa)

448 Of course the Dems are going to accuse Trump of firing Comey to prevent an investigation, because that is what a Dem President would do (and has done).

Unless that Dem President is a Clinton, then the troublesome underling would commit suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (OVmeB)

449 442 https://youtu.be/J2eKjZvC4zM These are my people
Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 07:44 PM (9WzNv)

I can't read the language, who are your people?

I'm only half Portuguese.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (Ri/rl)

450 47 years ago today....Bobby Orr...SCORE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: KWDreaming at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (Dwisf)

451 416 cont. That was long before the internet
Doh! Replied too fast.
I don't want to link to the guy in case of trolling of him but there's one fantastic blog where the guy has made just a ton of furnished palaces and the like from scratch. Just amazing stuff.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (nlbfN)

452 Did you know that Clint Eastwood has a small role in Tarantella? He plays one of the bomber pilots at the end who drops napalm on the Tarantella.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (MZcWR)

453 That really does freak me out/ no smart anything in this house. The only thing I have is the security cameras and I didn't put one by the pool.
I have friends that have them inside the house and that is creepy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:42 PM (Ri/rl)

Especially if those cameras aren't on a secured wifi network. I once found a site where you could watch thousands of home security camera streams because of no security. I was watching people sitting in their living rooms, etc.

Very creepy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (4ErVI)

454 MeTV is running Wild, Wild West again on Saturdays, 6PM. The Man From UNCLE went off the rotation a few months ago.

Robert Conrad was one cocky SOB impressed with his own bod, but you couldn't help but like him. Just like one of my roommates in college, old high school buddy.

And hell, I haven't seen or heard tell of him in 15 years.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (8O3HH)

455 409
Rush has been saying that the FNM drives the donk party, not the other way around.

I've maintained that the Democratic Party is the political wing of the MFM.

The KKK is their armed faction.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

The Waffen MFM?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2017 07:47 PM (dZ756)

456 . I think you could fit everything Barky knows about food production on 3x5 card ... written in crayon

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Food desserts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)

457 I've got most of the olive oil rubbed off but I don't think I'll ever get rid of the garlic.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 07:48 PM (LAaEa)

458 As I said this was long before internet, I'm daughoused right now,

Wrote Leftism is a Religion, should be back in a few days
Cool. I look for you around TMP then, Skip.

See you folks later on the ONT. Have a good evening.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2017 07:48 PM (nlbfN)

459 You forgot to flush.

Posted by: Alexa at May 10, 2017 07:48 PM (Tyii7)

460 And the other side of the family
https://youtu.be/jPuENyIE94M

Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 07:48 PM (9WzNv)

461 I go to TMP multiple times a day, the work put into figures and scenery is absolutely top knotch

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:48 PM (Ot7+c)

462 Especially if those cameras aren't on a secured wifi network. I once found a site where you could watch thousands of home security camera streams because of no security. I was watching people sitting in their living rooms, etc.

Very creepy.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (4ErVI)

Anything can be hacked too. My friends that have the indoor and outdoor cameras must have fun watching the DVR after we've had a big blowout parties at their house.
My girlfriend didn't know they had cameras and went in the kitchen and hiked up her dress to fix her underwear, I'm screaming no, go in the bathroom.
She was embarrassed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:49 PM (Ri/rl)

463 Ace I appreciate your exhaustion with the BS. It really is tiring isn't it?

Posted by: weew at May 10, 2017 07:50 PM (6EH85)

464 *47 years ago today....Bobby Orr...SCORE!!!!!!!!
Posted by: KWDreaming at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (Dwisf)*

F@ck that sh!t.

Posted by: Stl. Blues at May 10, 2017 07:50 PM (b0NwW)

465 Cali father's side is Macedonian. Mothers side is German. America is a great melting pot.

Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 07:51 PM (9WzNv)

466 My girlfriend didn't know they had cameras and went in the kitchen and hiked up her dress to fix her underwear

The video or it didn't happen.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 10, 2017 07:51 PM (Tyii7)

467 Well hell as long as we're posting videos of frantic music that exemplifies the modern media climate, then I think we can't do much better than Hocus Pocus by Focus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDW9b_ejfI

Posted by: weew at May 10, 2017 07:52 PM (6EH85)

468 465 Cali father's side is Macedonian. Mothers side is German. America is a great melting pot.
Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 07:51 PM (9WzNv)

I have a Macedonian friend. She's very pretty. She is I guess first generation. Her parents are very nice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:52 PM (Ri/rl)

469 Tucker should be good, I should be going to bed though

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:52 PM (Ot7+c)

470 Other than the democrats SAYING this is true, can someone enlighten me as to what sparked this investigation? Trump said a couple of nice things once about Putin, Some people (not Trump) might have had some sort of vague business connection at one time to some Russians (as did many Democrats)....Dems server got hacked (maybe the Russians, maybe not)...and....what?

I mean, we could launch this same investigation and claim Trump colluded with a Nigerian Prince.

Posted by: GenX at May 10, 2017 07:52 PM (UgF8H)

471 All of us in Brattleboro think Presdent Obama shoulsds be appointed as the Special Counsel to judge if Trump lied or not. If we cannot trust Presdent Obama, who cans we trust ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 10, 2017 07:53 PM (WmgTn)

472 Morning fill in radio guy pointed out only FBI director fired was by Clinton, Nixon didn't

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:53 PM (Ot7+c)

473 450 47 years ago today.... Bobby Orr... SCORE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: KWDreaming at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (Dwisf)

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47 years ago today (after the game) .... Wilt Chamberlain... SCORE!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 07:53 PM (ZcAbN)

474
Robert Conrad was one cocky SOB impressed with his own bod, but you couldn't help but like him. Just like one of my roommates in college, old high school buddy.

And hell, I haven't seen or heard tell of him in 15 years.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius)

On the radio

http://crntalk.com/robertconrad/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 07:53 PM (IqV8l)

475 @454 - Funny you should mention Robert Conrad. Saw on the cover of a tabloid just the other day - final days, he's dying, etc. I forget the exact verbiage.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 07:53 PM (nILVB)

476 I mean to say, more plainly, what the hell am I missing?

This seems like that stupid Valerie Plame thing all over again....a ginned up controversy over a nothing burger.

Posted by: GenX at May 10, 2017 07:53 PM (UgF8H)

477 454
And hell, I haven't seen or heard tell of him in 15 years.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 10, 2017 07:46 PM (8O3HH)

I think he's dead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:53 PM (mbhDw)

478 Fortunate son, Gimme Shelter and House of the rising sun?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017

Run Through The Jungle, Paint It Black, Sky Pilot

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2017 07:54 PM (M5NPS)

479 Did you know that Clint Eastwood has a small role in Tarantella? He plays one of the bomber pilots at the end who drops napalm on the Tarantella.

That's one way to get them to stop dancing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 07:54 PM (Mouru)

480 Arrrgh.
From previous thread, Stuart, not Steve, Smith on guitar with the Eagles.

Posted by: nothing left to lose at May 10, 2017 07:54 PM (QEgj7)

481
I liked the Mad Magazine parody "The Man from AUNTIE."

Association for Unbelievably Nauseating Television and Idiotic Entertainment.

Prescient, they were.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)

482 Open Nood ( not from the shower)

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 07:55 PM (Ot7+c)

483 Conrad Dobler is dead?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 10, 2017 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

484 475 @454 - Funny you should mention Robert Conrad. Saw on the cover of a tabloid just the other day - final days, he's dying, etc. I forget the exact verbiage.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 07:53 PM (nILVB)

OMG, he was sooo hot.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

485 T-Rex-I Love to Boogie

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 07:58 PM (LAaEa)

486 412 It's bad for your back.
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It's cuz of those large breasts.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at May 10, 2017 07:58 PM (e6aCv)

487 Nostalgic References by the man who recruited me, the mysterious Mr. Tranh.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2017 06:44

I don't recall Mr. Trahn. Does anyone else have a reference?

Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2017 08:00 PM (o/90i)

488 470 Other than the democrats SAYING this is true, can someone enlighten me as to what sparked this investigation? Trump said a couple of nice things once about Putin, Some people (not Trump) might have had some sort of vague business connection at one time to some Russians (as did many Democrats)....Dems server got hacked (maybe the Russians, maybe not)...and....what?

I mean, we could launch this same investigation and claim Trump colluded with a Nigerian Prince.

Posted by: GenX at May 10, 2017 07:52 PM (UgF8H)

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One theory is that, once it was learned that the Obama Admin was spying on and unmasking members of the Trump campaign via Russian officials, the Dems and LSM through the "Russia hacked the election" meme out there as a justification for -- and, more importantly, diversion from -- those criminal acts.

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 08:00 PM (ZcAbN)

489 >> And hell, I haven't seen or heard tell of him in
>> 15 years.

I was actually talking about that college roommate of mine, not Conrad, but I haven't seen Conrad for longer than that, I don't think, save on the reruns.

I'll be dog. He was born Conrad Robert Falk. Falk. He was the murderer on a 70s Columbo, "Milo Janis", health and fitness king.

Pappy Boyington was his other famous role, Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 10, 2017 08:02 PM (8O3HH)

490 >>>457 I've got most of the olive oil rubbed off but I don't think I'll ever get rid of the garlic.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2017 07:48 PM (LAaEa)

are you cleaning your saddle?

Posted by: concrete girl at May 10, 2017 08:03 PM (WKvlL)

491 OMG, he [Robert Conrad] was sooo hot.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

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I remember blushing and feeling uneasy while watching the "Mad Men" episode where the teen daughter is maturbating to the young David McCallum character in a scene from The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 08:05 PM (ZcAbN)

492 431 Former President Barack Obama went to Milan, Italy to talk at the Seeds [and] Chips Global Food Innovation Summit about climate change and its effect on food production. Mike Opelka was astounded by the $3.2 million pay out for the speech to the liberal politician, who once famously said "At a certain point, I think you've made enough money."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 07:41 PM (Nwg0u)

He meant you, not him.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

493 $3.2 million for a Telepromtext. How much to talk to a farmer, who could actually tell you something?

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2017 08:30 PM (kCDOM)

494 This is no world for any sane person. Just lock and load and wait.

Posted by: Mary at May 10, 2017 08:53 PM (2ly7u)

495 My TS chit for Comey--another one of the Prissy Perfumed Princes On The Potomac was all used up months ago.

Posted by: Newsweek Reader at May 10, 2017 08:57 PM (Sda6L)

496 Deep State is so lame that they had to chase down Loretta Lynch all the way to Hillary Clinton's front door.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 10, 2017 08:57 PM (e8kgV)

497 Deep State's Mama is so fat that they had to use bigger stars at Langley to mark her death.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 10, 2017 09:00 PM (e8kgV)

498 "Whatever, it's been six months. If you had something, we'd know it already."

Not just that. He just sacked the Director of the FBI. If disgruntled employees were going to leak anything, now would be the time.

So far it's crickets. If nothing big leaks soon, this is the final nail in the coffin of Trump-Russia.

Posted by: Sayyid at May 10, 2017 09:15 PM (mvsyv)

499 492 431 Former President Barack Obama went to Milan, Italy to talk at the Seeds [and] Chips Global Food Innovation Summit about climate change and its effect on food production. Mike Opelka was astounded by the $3.2 million pay out for the speech to the liberal politician, who once famously said "At a certain point, I think you've made enough money."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 07:41 PM (Nwg0u)
He meant you, not him.
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 08:07

Huh, the hypocrite Obama got paid 3.2 million? what an azzhole.

Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2017 09:16 PM (o/90i)

500 "Source close to Comey," in other words Comey.

Could Comey actually be Maxwell Smart, except not as classy?

Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 09:39 PM (LQ1Q3)

501 488 470 Other than the democrats SAYING this is true, can someone enlighten me as to what sparked this investigation? Trump said a couple of nice things once about Putin, Some people (not Trump) might have had some sort of vague business connection at one time to some Russians (as did many Democrats)....Dems server got hacked (maybe the Russians, maybe not)...and....what?

I mean, we could launch this same investigation and claim Trump colluded with a Nigerian Prince.

Posted by: GenX at May 10, 2017 07:52 PM (UgF8H)

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My point earlier today. Somehow a Democrat campaign attack with zero evidence turned into a full scale Federal investigation using every spying resource available.

Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 09:45 PM (LQ1Q3)

502 My point earlier today. Somehow a Democrat campaign attack with zero evidence turned into a full scale Federal investigation using every spying resource available.
Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 09:45

I think you have it in a nutshell. Dem talking points made into a bogus issue.

Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2017 10:40 PM (o/90i)

503 Personally, I am 24/7 cocked and locked. Its just a thumb flick away, just a thumb flick away. That is my shelter.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 10, 2017 10:52 PM (FLjWH)

504 Is it too late to suggest the term Democrat Cock Holster Media (DCHM)?

Posted by: Original Roy at May 11, 2017 06:21 AM (9Tlm9)

505 Ace: "I'm really tired of having to dance to the frantic spastic tarantella the Media Progressive Establishment strikes up every ***damned day."

Don't feel like you have to on our account. The Russia story is worse than stupid partisanship. It's boring. Stone cold boring. I can't even watch Bret Beir anymore because of it, much less the nets or lib cable news.

Posted by: Zon Toro at May 11, 2017 09:32 AM (82s/V)

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