Open Thread So Everyone Can Continue Talking About Comey

I was going to put something else up, but who'd care right now?

When do we get the "Trump is clearing DC like he's Voldemort at Hogwarts removing half-muggles" think piece? @AceofSpadesHQ #ComeyFiring
— Jeb Bos (@BigJebBos) May 9, 2017

We don't need a special prosecutor. We need an Auror. @jk_rowling
— Joss Whedon (@joss) May 9, 2017

Read another book, queerbaits.

Or read any book, including the one you keep referencing over and over -- I don't believe you idiots have read it. I think you just saw the movies.

More substantively, Deputy AG Ron Rosenstein blasted Comey's behavior in this case:

The most substantive part of the allegation by Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein against (now former) FBI Director James Comey pic.twitter.com/Cg1PbJAxQy
— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) May 9, 2017

In Memorandum to AG Sessions, Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein recommended that Comey be replaced: pic.twitter.com/xsS37OwSTA
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) May 9, 2017

Charles Schumer, who looks like the kind of guy who plays with himself in the bathtub and then admires and finger-dabbles his own effluence, is now demanding that Ron Rosenstein do Something or Another about this Outrage of Trump Doing What Schumer Previously Demanded.

BTW, someone claimed on Twitter than Comey was in his LA Office when he heard about his firing on the TV.

#Baller move, Trump.

What may have happened (given the confusion about whether this guy resigned or not) is that he was asked to resign, refused, and then was actually fired after that.

Meanwhile, Egg McMuffin decided he had to say something to keep his fundraising hopes alive and decided to write "comprised" when he meant "compromised:"

This is a desperate act by a vulnerable, comprised president to avoid accountability. The people's Congress must step up its investigations! https://t.co/N36p68pVPM
— Evan McMullin (@Evan_McMullin) May 9, 2017

Meanwhile, the Less Attractive and Less Intelligent Rachel Maddow decided to shriek about a bit:

Special. Prosecutor. Now.
— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) May 9, 2017

More: For the next one, click on the various linked pictures to see what the left was saying about Comey before today-- that he should be fired.

Welp. pic.twitter.com/7yLU1pOa81
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) May 10, 2017

David Frum had to open his dick-shaped mouth, too:

It’s a coup.
— David Frum (@davidfrum) May 9, 2017

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM

Comments

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1 So Hills team is saying this is to cover up the Russian connection

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 07:26 PM (O2RFr)

2 What the heck's an auror?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

3 In before hobo references Clark Ashton Smith again

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 07:26 PM (6FqZa)

4 Early! Before the nood announcement

Posted by: V the K at May 09, 2017 07:27 PM (hPb4J)

5 So they're all still down below..

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 07:27 PM (O2RFr)

6 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2017 07:27 PM (89T5c)

7 Hate to see a G Man go down that way...

Posted by: Al Capone at May 09, 2017 07:27 PM (DpOmP)

8 Basically I got nothin'.

Another Rockets / Spurs game so, I'll be heading over to eat wings and watch that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 07:27 PM (6FqZa)

9 1 So Hills team is saying this is to cover up the Russian connection

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 07:26 PM (O2RFr)

++++

Of course they are. That has been their go to line since before the election when Trump joked that if the Russians had hacked Hillary's email, he hoped they would release them so the rest of us could see them.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 07:28 PM (R+30W)

10 Did you know that the FBI Director doesn't need to be a lawyer?

Posted by: I. Trump at May 09, 2017 07:28 PM (nFdGS)

11 At least the time stream is unfractured now...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 09, 2017 07:28 PM (66CWr)

12
Or read "A Farewell to My Arms" by Cliff Hemingway. Or was it Ernest "Monarch" Hemingway?

Momma Sefton taught English goodly to the homies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

13 10 Did you know that the FBI Director doesn't need to be a lawyer?
Posted by: I. Trump at May 09, 2017 07:28 PM (nFdGS)

Sefton is tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

14 As far as overrated hacks who write porn for arrogant nerds, we're still waiting to see what Neil Gaiman has to say about this.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 07:29 PM (6FqZa)

15
Ow, ow!

There's a burning skull under my butt!

Posted by: James Comey at May 09, 2017 07:29 PM (OdK9v)

16 "Or read any book, including the one you keep referencing over and over -- I don't believe you idiots have read it. I think you just saw the movies."

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I take great offense to this Good Sir! This idiot did not even see the movie!

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 07:29 PM (Hj4t4)

17 Is this thread firmly locked into the continuum?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (E6QSr)

18 Trump fires Comey!
Trump fires Comey!

About God Damn Time!

Still a long list of other people who need to go; Krauthamers senility not withstanding.

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (DjoL4)

19 2 What the heck's an auror?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

++++

Heh. They hunt dark wizards in the Harry Potter books.

Trump: dark wizard. Conducting his black magic in the White House. If only Harry Potter would save us.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (R+30W)

20 Auror? Half-muggles? WTF.

Posted by: IC at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (a0IVu)

21 Did you know that the FBI Director doesn't need to be a lawyer?
Posted by: I. Trump at May 09, 2017 07:28 PM (nFdGS)

Sefton is tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

Hey I already have a security clearance

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (SjImc)

22 Queerbaits!?

My stars--I haven't heard that since the 80s!

Posted by: Holmes at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (v2JGC)

23 Sorry Joss. It takes a thousand attaboys to make up for one ohshit, and you're several ohshits in the hole.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (wB8Tg)

24 Can we make it a gun thread instead? Or music, or beautiful women we have admired from afar?

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (zSVEm)

25 Long threads do get wonky on my tablet but was hoping to get to 1k

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2017 07:31 PM (Ot7+c)

26 21
Hey I already have a security clearance
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (SjImc)

I don't so maybe that "trumps" you!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

27 Willowed, but I think I am soooooo right given that excerpt above.

So--here's what I think...

He's standing in the way of going after that woman and her cabal of criminal nitwits.

Hence the letters from both Sessions, who recused himself, and the Deputy AG.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2017 07:31 PM (F0ZHr)

28 As much as I can't stand the current House GOP, if the dems get control Trump gets impeached the next day.

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 07:31 PM (ANIFC)

29 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA.

Posted by: vivi at May 09, 2017 07:31 PM (11H2y)

30 >>>2 What the heck's an auror?

I'm not sure because I'm not a Child who Read One Book, but I think it's some kind of Magickal Investigator in the Only Books the Low-T Bois Have Ever Read.

Posted by: ace at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (8rNrN)

31 >>>>What may have happened (given the confusion about whether this guy
resigned or not) is that he was asked to resign, refused, and then was
actually fired after that.
.
.
.Just like the Acting AG refused to resign and forced Trump to fire her. All kabuki theater along with the over acting.

Over/under on when Comey holds a press conference?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (le7jz)

32 Heh. They hunt dark wizards in the Harry Potter books.

Trump: dark wizard. Conducting his black magic in the White House. If only Harry Potter would save us.

NERDS!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (E6QSr)

33 So what's the Dem's current stance:

--Comey is a GOP tool who took out Hillary's deserved presidency
-- Trump had to fire Comey to stop a Very Important Pissgate Dossier about a stolen election???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (NOIQH)

34 Firing squads for treason.

Discuss.

Posted by: timberdoodle at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (qN7TO)

35 22 Queerbaits!?

My stars--I haven't heard that since the 80s!
Posted by: Holmes at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (v2JGC)

I haven't heard that since the 70s.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (Ri/rl)

36 Had Comey had any of the integrity his supporters said he did, he would have simply retired after the election for the good of the nation.

Making Trump fire him was once again proof that this guy was always about himself.

Posted by: Maritime at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (Y9y7c)

37 Wow, this is a very good day for Trump. This felt like it needed to be done a LONG time ago, but given the current environment Trump probably played this one correctly. He waited a couple of months, and then dropped the hammer.

I hope Comey's replacement will step in with a mission.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (ewSN2)

38 No one dares to dip into Louise Mensch's Twitter?

Posted by: Holmes at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (v2JGC)

39
Comey goes down! Comey goes down!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (OdK9v)

40 "Trump: dark wizard. Conducting his black magic in the White House. If only Harry Potter would save us."

Damn idiots are childish aren't they?

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (jm1YL)

41 I should be proud that I have no idea what an Auror is, right?

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)

42 What the heck's an auror?

====

What the heck is a Jeb Bos?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (Uxokn)

43 I refuse to do a search for "Auror."

And yes, we need to throw Joss Whedon into a camp.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2017 07:33 PM (F0ZHr)

44 >>>3 In before hobo references Clark Ashton Smith again

who's referencing him?

I have a book of his short stories and I've read some but didn't love them. which should I read?

Posted by: ace at May 09, 2017 07:33 PM (8rNrN)

45 How soon before a Federal Judge opines that Trump can't fire the FBI Director?

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 07:33 PM (DjoL4)

46 Stand by. We are about to see why Twitter is the worst invention of all time.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 09, 2017 07:33 PM (qJhUV)

47 Kiss my auror, Doror.

Posted by: Studebaker Hawk at May 09, 2017 07:33 PM (RuyTK)

48 Director Guiliani. With his RICO powers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2017 07:33 PM (89T5c)

49 I've seen belt sanders that look better than Jen Rubin's face.

McEgg McCallister meh.

I'm sure it's my Let's Get Hillary NOW mentality, but that letter sure seems to hint that they're going To Get Hillary.

I know, I know probably not but it seems to imply that Hillary is definitely prosecutable.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (4ErVI)

50 My working theory is that Comey let Lynch hamstring the Hillary investigation. He could have gone public or resigned.

Instead he tried to play the middle.

Ironically, officially he got fired for his anti-Hillary press conference.

Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (SIY7D)

51 An Auror is a type of Weasel.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (P0Sw/)

52 Joss Whedon, the guy who starts a series, then lets it wander along aimlessly, and then die alone.

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (zSVEm)

53 Comey goes down! Comey goes down!
Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (OdK9v)

Ya got it backwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEIMQ42-oU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (SjImc)

54 Auror is from the Harry Potter books, they were more or less to keep evil doers in line

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (Ot7+c)

55 Does this count as winning?

Cause I want to know if I should deploy my MOAB Boner or not.

That's not a light decicion you know.

People could die.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (wquK7)

56 >> "And we're back to "RUSSIANS!"

OH MAN!!!.. Th-This is too big for you to understand!!!

"I-It's a mystery!!...a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!!! DON'T YOU GET IT??!! AAHH! GAKK!! *cough, cough!* AAAAAHHHH!!!

Posted by: CNN channeling Joe Pesci in "JFK" at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (MtzgK)

57 Can we make it a gun thread instead? Or music, or beautiful women we have admired from afar?

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (zSVEm)

OK. Firing squads for treason, use 5.56 or 7.62?

Posted by: timberdoodle at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (qN7TO)

58 In before someone asks WTF an auror is.

OK, I'll come in again.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

59 41 I should be proud that I have no idea what an Auror is, right?
Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)

I have no idea either because I'm not a child and I didn't see the movie or read the book. I'm proud. You should be too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:34 PM (Ri/rl)

60 35 22 Queerbaits!?

My stars--I haven't heard that since the 80s!
Posted by: Holmes at May 09, 2017 07:30 PM (v2JGC)

I haven't heard that since the 70s.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (Ri/rl)

*********

Ace is pretty precocious for a 29 year old.

Posted by: Holmes at May 09, 2017 07:35 PM (v2JGC)

61 The president needs to appoint a new director before the limbs and the MSM have a chance to catch their breath.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2017 07:35 PM (jm1YL)

62 From Julian Assange:

FBI source says the FBI will now start leaking leaking like Niagara. But please FBI friends full docs or you know the press will spin it!

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2017 07:35 PM (8zWAk)

63 Treat timing by Trump, he knows how to fire a man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 07:35 PM (39g3+)

64 Are you not entertained!

Posted by: Donaldus Maximus at May 09, 2017 07:35 PM (SIY7D)

65 34 Firing squads for treason.

Discuss.

Posted by: timberdoodle at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (qN7TO)

They could reenact the execution of Lincoln's assassins at the Washington Arsenal.

Is that place still around? Probably not.

Rebuild the arsenal to 1865 specs, build the gallows, and then photograph the hanging bodies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2017 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

66 Can I just take a moment and say to Jen Rubin, "Shut your dick hole!"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 07:36 PM (Nwg0u)

67 Check out the Kellyanne Conway story in the sidebar.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

68 >> Joss Whedon, the guy who

sucks cock through a hole in the wall.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 07:36 PM (P0Sw/)

69 Queerbaits!

I bet you were had on parachute pants and British Knights when you wrote that.

Posted by: Thursby at May 09, 2017 07:36 PM (1wofY)

70 61
Libs not limbs.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2017 07:36 PM (jm1YL)

71 Comey goes down! Comey goes down!
Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (OdK9v)

Ya got it backwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEIMQ42-oU
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-------

Pedant dentist.

Down goes Comey! Down goes Comey!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 09, 2017 07:36 PM (OdK9v)

72 Chuck Schumer is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 07:36 PM (3TnQR)

73 Willowed, but so, so good:

Comey learned of his firing as he was addressing FBI guys in LA. News flashed on TV screens in background!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 07:37 PM (HiDrR)

74 I've seen belt sanders that look better than Jen Rubin's face.

===

Old Unibrow is still getting paid to write?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:37 PM (Uxokn)

75 Comey did not do THE job he was hired to do. He wanted to be bigger and better than being a mere FBI Director.

Comey--whether he was before or not---became vermin.

A Real, special , dangerous kind of vermin.

Trump did the right thing.

I just Fear that Trump will appoint some FBI type to lead the agency--that would be a total, miserable , fatal mistake......the FBI needs, NEW outside blood. Desperately.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 09, 2017 07:37 PM (oBuXO)

76 How soon before a Federal Judge opines that Trump can't fire the FBI Director?

They are lining up a Honolulu Municipal Judge even now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 07:37 PM (E6QSr)

77 I don't know how well Sheriff ( of Milwaukee Co., WI) David Clarke's experience would translate over to a federal bureaucracy like the FBI, but I'd be interested in finding out.

Posted by: Fritz at May 09, 2017 07:37 PM (TNQMS)

78 Libs not limbs.

I assumed you were referring to muslims, since the previous administration had them everywhere.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 07:37 PM (ewSN2)

79 Not familiar with Harry Potter, but Voldemort was against the wizards and their establishment, so would that make Hogwarts the swamp?

Did Voldemor hate "muggles"? Or could he have been their savior in revolution against the elitist class that ran Hogwarts???

Posted by: I put on my robe and wizard Hat at May 09, 2017 07:37 PM (rUIbB)

80 Comey goes down! Comey goes down!
Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (OdK9v)

Ya got it backwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEIMQ42-oU
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-------

Pedant dentist.

Down goes Comey! Down goes Comey!
Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 09, 2017 07:36 PM (OdK9v)

LOL I am also old enough to remember and see it live

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2017 07:38 PM (SjImc)

81 Oh Joss, twitter is not your friend.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 09, 2017 07:38 PM (6n332)

82 "Comey learned of his firing as he was addressing FBI guys in LA. News flashed on TV screens in background!"

OMG! Too funny.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2017 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

83 Charles Schumer, who looks like the kind of guy who plays with himself
in the bathtub and then admires and finger-dabbles his own effluence...

made me laugh

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 09, 2017 07:38 PM (b7fwp)

84 73-

Fucking classic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2017 07:38 PM (89T5c)

85 The Dems want emergency hearings over the firing.

I want an emergency hearing too. It'll be about using the firing squad, hanging, or the electric chair for these fucks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2017 07:38 PM (4ErVI)

86 Oh, here comes Sarah Silverman calling for a military coup.

Posted by: kallisto at May 09, 2017 07:39 PM (kD8Fh)

87 74 I've seen belt sanders that look better than Jen Rubin's face.

===

Old Unibrow is still getting paid to write?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:37 PM (Uxokn)

I can't get over her strange baby teeth. I'm sorry in advance for being cruel.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:39 PM (Ri/rl)

88 Meanwhile, Egg McMuffin decided he had to say something to keep his
fundraising hopes alive and decided to write "comprised" when he meant
"compromised:"

That's how we spell it in Utah, you wingnut.

Posted by: Egg McNothin' at May 09, 2017 07:39 PM (Tyii7)

89
Comey learned of his firing as he was addressing FBI guys in LA. News flashed on TV screens in background!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 07:37 PM (HiDrR)

Protip: Next time you're offered the opportunity to resign, take it nitwit.

Posted by: Tami at May 09, 2017 07:39 PM (Enq6K)

90 Successor?

Find the meanest federal judge in the country.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2017 07:39 PM (F0ZHr)

91 Joss Whedon, the guy who starts a series, then lets it wander along aimlessly, and then die alone.
===

In fairness, he did invent the physically impossible trick of having 90 lb girls kick 200 lb men's asses with their hot lip gloss and Grrl Fu Space Karate.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:39 PM (Uxokn)

92 Good grief. People who were implying a week ago that Comey should be fired are imploding. Didn't they want Trump to take that advice or was the wind just blowing right up their crotchless panties that day and it felt like the right thing to say?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2017 07:39 PM (WYzZJ)

93 "Comey learned of his firing as he was addressing FBI guys in LA. News flashed on TV screens in background!"

OMG! Too funny.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2017 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

Please let there be video of this.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (OWWcB)

94 Joe Arpaio would be a good choice.

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (zSVEm)

95 I'm going to wait a couple weeks before I form an opinion on this. By then, everyone will have exhausted themselves.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (RrhD2)

96 That cocksucker Egg McMuffin is really assuming pride of place on my shit list.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (SRKgf)

97 Just wtf is the point of "Evan McMullin" anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (Mouru)

98 >> here comes Sarah Silverman calling for a military coup.

You just know she has a big, hairy bush.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (P0Sw/)

99 Is there some way to deport Egg McMuffin to Utah or something?

That guy.

Sheesh.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (HV1LS)

100 How much is Uncle George gonna pay me?

Posted by: Special Prosecutor Now at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (Tyii7)

101 In before Tuesday Night Massacre

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (vChNs)

102 In the Harry Potter books being a Auror was one of the highest positions, some of the top people against Voltemore were when they left off Harry was going to be one.

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (Ot7+c)

103 86 Oh, here comes Sarah Silverman calling for a military coup.

Posted by: kallisto at May 09, 2017 07:39 PM (kD8Fh)

Word of advice - be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (ANIFC)

104 I have a book of his short stories and I've read some but didn't love them. which should I read?

Posted by: ace at May 09, 2017 07:33 PM (8rNrN) fnord (8rNrN)

If you don't like Lovecraft or Derleth or Bloch, you probably won't like Smith.

But Lost Worlds and Out of Space and Time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (wB8Tg)

105 and I can sort of confirm that ass-hats on facebook are all hoity-toity-pelosi that we need a special prosecutor what with Trump firing the guy who made Hillary lose.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (b7fwp)

106 Oh, here comes Sarah Silverman calling for a military coup.

Arrest her and file the appropriate charges for encouraging insurrection.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (ewSN2)

107 according to wikipedia:

"aurors are also used to protect high profile targets and the muggle prime minister... aurora kingsley shacklebolt worked secretly in the muggle prime minister's muggle security detail."

i hope you all appreciate that some of my brain cells died getting you that information.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (WTSFk)

108 Breaking:

Marie Harf is still dumb as fuck.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (Uxokn)

109 Are you not entertained!

----------------------------------

I was out cutting brush this afternoon, when I saw an Eagle fly by. I should have known it was an omen and that I should go check the news.

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (DjoL4)

110 Comey looks like he likes his booze way too much

Posted by: Jane at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (9JROK)

111 Cotton, the leftists are making outlandish lies about Comey's firing.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (npdX6)

112 "Comey learned of his firing as he was addressing FBI guys in LA. News flashed on TV screens in background!"

OMG! Too funny.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2017 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

You're fired!

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (HV1LS)

113 In case anyone is missing it...Trump's doing it again.

They're going to froth for a few days.

And then DOJ is going to drop the evidence hammer on someone on the other team for something big.

Just watch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (F0ZHr)

114 You just know she has a big, hairy bush.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (P0Sw/)

Wooly Mammoth is her stripper name.

Posted by: kallisto at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (kD8Fh)

115 I expect the Dems will get a special prosecutor now. Trump and Sessions probably figured a special prosecutor would be better for them than Comey.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 09, 2017 07:42 PM (RuyTK)

116 Breaking:

Marie Harf is still dumb as fuck.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (Uxokn)

But is she wearing a sweater?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 07:42 PM (Mouru)

117
34 Firing squads for treason.

Discuss.

Posted by: timberdoodle at May 09, 2017 07:32 PM (qN7TO)

Absolutely not.

Firing squads have a measure of honor about them.

The long walk to the wall to the beat of the drums.

Bravely refusing the blindfold.

The last cigarette.

Looking the firing squad in the eye and shouting "shoot straight, you bastards. Don't make a mess of it."

No.

Hanging is the appropriate method of executing traitors. Common and sordid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 07:42 PM (quw2O)

118 17 Is this thread firmly locked into the continuum?

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Doctor When has it all squared away

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:42 PM (vChNs)

119 >>Protip: Next time you're offered the opportunity to resign, take it nitwit.

Correct me if I'm wrong - But, if i stay I get the whole amount.

Posted by: Geroge Costanza at May 09, 2017 07:42 PM (P0Sw/)

120 Joss Whedon idolizes little waifish girls because he is one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 07:42 PM (oVJmc)

121 Sigh...CC is imploding.

gonna be an early night for the Yankees

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2017 07:42 PM (SjImc)

122 97 Just wtf is the point of "Evan McMullin" anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (Mouru)

He's contributing to society. By turning food into shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 07:43 PM (SRKgf)

123 Can't wait for one of Rush's MSM montages tomorrow.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2017 07:43 PM (jm1YL)

124 My gawd Marie Harf is fucking stupid.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 07:43 PM (vIjh1)

125 HE'S LITERALLY RICHARD MILHOUS HITLER!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

126 Comey learned of his firing as he was addressing FBI guys in LA. News flashed on TV screens in background!

Shoulda took the money, Toombs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 07:43 PM (E6QSr)

127 IMO Unfortunately you do need an CPA / Attorney type person since the FBI is still the go to for white collar crimes.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 07:43 PM (IDPbH)

128 "And then DOJ is going to drop the evidence hammer on someone on the other team for something big."

I was thinking that, too. Trump must believe he has something he can make stick.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 09, 2017 07:43 PM (RuyTK)

129 No mister Comey, I expect you to leave!

Posted by: Auror Goldberg at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (IqV8l)

130 Hanging is the appropriate method of executing traitors. Common and sordid.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 07:42 PM (quw2O)

Traditionally firing squad for members of the military. Hanging for common criminals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (SRKgf)

131 Comey learned of his firing as he was addressing FBI guys in LA. News flashed on TV screens in background!

TOUCHABLE!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (Mouru)

132 But is she wearing a sweater?

Posted by: Cicero

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Yes and giggling.

Just imagine the stuff you could talk her into doing...

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (Uxokn)

133 leaving the loaded Luger on his desk was a nice touch

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (vChNs)

134 We need someone to clean house at the FBI, and who will organize several task forces to go after the Clintons, the IRS, and investigate the leaks. Lock her up! Jail Lois Lerner. Etc.

Posted by: Locke Common at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (VnyPp)

135 As others have said, Trump just refilled his Madman Wildcard meter to full.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (3TnQR)

136 Sheriff Joe would be comedy fucking gold. The press conference of Trump introducing him would send these commies apoplectic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (89T5c)

137 Remember, Clinton fired his FBI director his first year in office:

https://twitter.com/HabibiBernie/status/862085246287847426

https://twitter.com/HabibiBernie/status/862085189618606086

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (rUIbB)

138 In other news Clinton Campaign Manager Robbie Mook says Comey's firing terrifies him.

haw-haw!

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (8zWAk)

139 >>Sigh...CC is imploding.

They should put that fat bastard out to pasture.

What a waste of money...

Posted by: Geroge Costanza at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (P0Sw/)

140 "Comey learned of his firing as he was addressing FBI guys in LA. News flashed on TV screens in background!"

+++

What high drama, if true. If this was in a movie, I'd wince.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (hiHQz)

141 Never cared for the waifish girl look, even as an adolescent, Ii liked girls who were, uh, developed.

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (zSVEm)

142 I'm just glad that Evan McMullin came along and told me what I should think about this. I don't know what I did before I ever heard of him.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

143 leaving the loaded Luger on his desk was a nice touch
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (vChNs)

Heh. He got the same deal as Rommel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (Mouru)

144 Thank goodness my schadenboner has taken the last few weeks off.

Schadenboner status: Tanned, rested, and ready to get back to schadenbonering.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (npdX6)

145 114 You just know she has a big, hairy bush.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 07:40 PM (P0Sw/)

Wooly Mammoth is her stripper name.
Posted by: kallisto at May 09, 2017 07:41 PM (kD8Fh)

I, for one, do not like bald nether regions. I am not a child molester. I prefer grass on the playing field so as to indicate it is kosher to play ball.

And yet, not so much as to irritate the throat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

146 Just wtf is the point of "Evan McMullin" anyway?

-
They use the metric system in France so they call the Egg McMuffin "le Dick".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (Nwg0u)

147 Joe Arpaio would be a good choice.
Posted by: kraken
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20 years ago might have been a different story, but he's actually pretty senile now.

I've met him a few times, and while I was a big supporter, he's like a drunk grandpa. He should have retired a few years ago. He's 84 and not a young 84.

I do agree though that Trump needs an outsider.

Posted by: Maritime at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (Y9y7c)

148 Ace is pretty precocious for a 29 year old.Ace is pretty precocious for a 29 year old.

---

well, he reads the books

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:46 PM (vChNs)

149 Has Obama issued a statement yet?

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 07:46 PM (DjoL4)

150 Krauthammer:
"Do we really believe that Donald Trump, after all these months, decided suddenly he had to fire this guy because he damaged Hillary back in July?"

Nope. But that's the fun of it

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2017 07:46 PM (SIY7D)

151 138 In other news Clinton Campaign Manager Robbie Mook says Comey's firing terrifies him.

haw-haw!

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (8zWAk)

So does thunder and the four year old next door.

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 07:46 PM (ANIFC)

152 In before Tuesday Night Massacre
Posted by: buzzsaw90
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You know who else had a night of the long knives?

Posted by: Ernst Rohm at May 09, 2017 07:46 PM (OdK9v)

153 138 In other news Clinton Campaign Manager Robbie Mook says Comey's firing terrifies him.

haw-haw!

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (8zWAk)

With a name like Mook, he should only be forced to live in Bensonhurst.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:46 PM (mbhDw)

154 re 108 about Maria Harf: I suspect that Fox News hired her because when she sits on the curvy couch on #Outnumbered she makes Meghan McCain look sexy. She also makes everyone else sound intelligent.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 09, 2017 07:46 PM (b7fwp)

155 Sheriff David Clarke

*mic drop*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:46 PM (Uxokn)

156 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

Me too though I don't mind a little hedge trimming.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 07:47 PM (IDPbH)

157 It's been very entertaining watching Comey tap dance on the edge of a volcano for the last six months, but confidence-inspiring? No. I don't know if Comey was biased or just way out of his depth, but is doesn't really matter at this point. Rosenstein has it right: Nobody was going to take an FBI headed by Comey seriously.

Posted by: Socratease at May 09, 2017 07:47 PM (FqHs5)

158 149 Has Obama issued a statement yet?
Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 07:46 PM (DjoL4)

He only issues flatus these days. In other words, "ma-nish-ta-na. . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:47 PM (mbhDw)

159 3 In before hobo references Clark Ashton Smith again
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 07:26 PM (6FqZa)
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Allow me:

"Harken, O Avoosl Wuthoqquan," he hissed, "I will prophesy gratis. Harken to your weird: the godless and exceeding love which you bear to all material things, and your lust therefor, shall lead you on a strange quest and bring you to a doom whereof the stars and the sun alike be ignorant. The hidden opulence of earth shall allure you and ensnare you; and earth itself shall devour you at the last."

Chosen at random, yet every CAS snippet seems apropos to the situation at hand.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 07:47 PM (NT3RT)

160 Reminds me of season 5 of The Wire.

Posted by: charley horse at May 09, 2017 07:47 PM (+kahX)

161 And yet, not so much as to irritate the throat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 07:47 PM (vIjh1)

162 The winning ... I never get tired.

Posted by: rayj at May 09, 2017 07:47 PM (pI/IV)

163 leaving the loaded Luger on his desk was a nice touch
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:44 PM (vChNs)

A brandy and revolver moment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 07:48 PM (SRKgf)

164 I don't know what more to say.

But finally, we take someone who is a total fuckup in front of everyone, and send them packing.

Finally.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 07:48 PM (HV1LS)

165 Do democrats believe people can't remember what they said last week?

I haven't laughed this hard at the TV for years.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2017 07:48 PM (WYzZJ)

166 'Clinton Campaign Manager Robbie Mook says Comey's firing terrifies him. '

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Well he should because if we get a real FBI Director he and the whole Clinton Criminal Campaign team is going to federal pound me in the ass prison and....oh wait...never mind. But some on the Clinton Criminal Campaign team is going to be scared shitless.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 09, 2017 07:48 PM (npdX6)

167 Oh, and for the record, I despise Krauthammer, that talk out of both sides of his mouth mercenary...( goes apoplectic)....

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2017 07:48 PM (zSVEm)

168 Nice Breaker Morant reference, IllTemperedCur.

Trying to remember what I was going to say but youz guyz are cracking me up too much.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2017 07:48 PM (uyrlv)

169 160 Reminds me of season 5 of The Wire.
Posted by: charley horse at May 09, 2017 07:47 PM (+kahX)

Close friend of mine plays Costas Vondopoulos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

170 64 Are you not entertained!
Posted by: Donaldus Maximus at May 09, 2017 07:35 PM (SIY7D)

Damn. That is funny.

Posted by: Lurking Queen at May 09, 2017 07:49 PM (5oWLH)

171 138 In other news Clinton Campaign Manager Robbie Mook says Comey's firing terrifies him.

Is he more afraid of that or of AIDS?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 07:49 PM (SRKgf)

172 We take full responsibility.

Posted by: Russian Bacon at May 09, 2017 07:49 PM (mtGE/)

173
"Ace is pretty precocious for a 29 year old"
Is Ace a girl?

Posted by: rayj at May 09, 2017 07:49 PM (pI/IV)

174 My rule to reacting to whatever Trump does:

1) See what Egg McMuffin thinks.
2) Take the opposite stance.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Boy of Hurlingbone Manor at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (tGpcF)

175 "Close friend of mine plays Costas Vondopoulos."

Who isn't Greek

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (SIY7D)

176 Frum said it's a coup!

A COUP!

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (OQuSz)

177 173
"Ace is pretty precocious for a 29 year old"
Is Ace a girl?
Posted by: rayj at May 09, 2017 07:49 PM (pI/IV)

"You're only as old as the woman you feel."

- - Groucho Marx

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

178 153. Yep. We don't pay mooks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (TwwWO)

179 In other news Clinton Campaign Manager Robbie Mook says Comey's firing terrifies him.

I heard Hillary terrified him pretty badly on election night. Guy's life must be a living hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (Mouru)

180 Sigh...CC is imploding.

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His mass became too much? He gonna make a cute little black hole.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (vChNs)

181 175 "Close friend of mine plays Costas Vondopoulos."

Who isn't Greek
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (SIY7D)

Nice Jewish boy from Brooklyn.

Shh!!!! Keep it dark.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (mbhDw)

182 28 - I understand the logic, but if the Dems do that, they get President Pence. I think there's some real smart insurance right there. The Dems will get someone who is unambiguously conservative, religious and traditional.

I think Trump is a disruptive force on the level of a hurricane. He didn't tell Comey in advance because Comey is, as the late Ralph Kramden would have it a "Blaaabermouth."

Posted by: vivi at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (11H2y)

183 Tucker should have a good time with this tonight.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (Hj4t4)

184 My rule to reacting to whatever Trump does:

1) See what Egg McMuffin thinks.
2) Take the opposite stance.

You left out, "laugh hysterically"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)

185
and how can these things be?

For He IS the Kwisatz Trumperach!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (Uxokn)

186 I don't want the Welcome Mat, just the Landing Strip.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (89T5c)

187 Haven't the #NeverTrumpers tired of it yet? Seriously, they need hobbies.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (HV1LS)

188 Krauthammer:
"Do we really believe that Donald Trump, after all these months, decided suddenly he had to fire this guy because he damaged Hillary back in July?"

Do we really believe that the Democrats are upset that Trump fired the guy they've been demanding he fire for months?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (E6QSr)

189 So... the other side doesn't really understand what a coup is...

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (zSVEm)

190 154 re 108 about Maria Harf:

I can't 'unsee' the memes of Marie Harf as an employee of Hot Dog On A Stick. Either that, or I picture her quoting Fredo Corleone, "I'm smart! Not like everybody says! I'm smart, too!"

Posted by: the Butcher at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (AGJqR)

191 But finally, we take someone who is a total fuckup in front of everyone, and send them packing.

Still waiting for Koskinen to get the axe. He's way overdue.

Posted by: Socratease at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (FqHs5)

192 Rosenstein! You know what kind of a name that is!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Joss Whedon at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (FqgrG)

193 Frum, what the hell does that even mean? A coup? What is he taking over?

It is funny watching Democrats, who screamed about how awful Comey was and unethical now pretending somehow this is unconscionable and unthinkable.

Its like they had all the articles and talking points written for the Comey firing and just launched them without considering anything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (39g3+)

194 >>Is Ace a girl?

Load up your Amazon Cart and he's anything you want him to be.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (P0Sw/)

195 I think Trump is a disruptive force on the level of a hurricane. He didn't tell Comey in advance because Comey is, as the late Ralph Kramden would have it a "Blaaabermouth."
Posted by: vivi at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (11H2y)/i]

Only an idiot telegraphs his punches.

See, e.g., the Magic Negro.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (SRKgf)

196 If it wasn't already clear, the Democrats have no interest in democracy. After what I am hearing today about everything from assassination to insurrection and a coup, it's pretty clear these people are openly despots.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (WYzZJ)

197 oops

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (SRKgf)

198 "Close friend of mine plays Costas Vondopoulos."

Who isn't Greek
Posted by: Ignoramus
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I don't get the point.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (OdK9v)

199 Yeah, wife came home and said comey was fired.

I said I'll bet my left nut there is a flaming skull on AOS.

Upside, I keep my left nut, comey gets his roasted. Nice.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (aMlLZ)

200 174 My rule to reacting to whatever Trump does:

1) See what Egg McMuffin thinks.
2) Take the opposite stance.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Boy of Hurlingbone Manor at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (tGpcF)

176 Frum said it's a coup!

A COUP!
Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (OQuSz)

I am the Egg McMuffin man

I am the RINO

Coup-coup cachoo!

Posted by: John Lenin at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (ANIFC)

201 Bad news Hillary, we're out of fresh diapers.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (4ErVI)

202 192 Rosenstein! You know what kind of a name that is!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Joss Whedon at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (FqgrG)

Yemeni.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (mbhDw)

203 Is that bit about Comey watching this live at an event in LA true? Hope so! Classic!

blaster is correct - about damned time (well, years past, actually) that failure and malfeasance resulted in firing.

As for the Luger on the desk, even better was Hoskins as Khrushchev in "Enemy at the Gates," telling the then-Stalingrad commander "the boss would like your resignation" - and slamming down a revolver (Nagant?) on the desk and leaving the room.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (uyrlv)

204 Frum said it's a coup!

A COUP!

Falling for the trap. Again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (F0ZHr)

205 I can't 'unsee' the memes of Marie Harf as an employee of Hot Dog On A Stick. Either that, or I picture her quoting Fredo Corleone, "I'm smart! Not like everybody says! I'm smart, too!"
Posted by: the Butcher at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (AGJqR)

Fredo had tits??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (SRKgf)

206 For He IS the Kwisatz Trumperach!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (Uxokn)

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"Youre Fired" is a killing word.

Comey did not survive the gom jabbar.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (vIjh1)

207 If it wasn't already clear, the Democrats have no interest in democracy. After what I am hearing today about everything from assassination to insurrection and a coup, it's pretty clear these people are openly despots.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Anti-American.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (OdK9v)

208 Reading the deputy AG letter which appears to be the basis of Sessions recommendation, it appears that he was arguing that Comey should have just presented his findings to prosecutors in the justice department instead of going public. If Comey had done that, the justice department would have declined prosecution and it all would have been swept away. This likely would have led to Hillary as president. There is no criticim of how Comey actually handled the investigation.

It seems like Trump fired Comey because Sessions agreed with Hillary about the email investigation. This is not exactly a win for integrity. Very strange.

Posted by: Keyser at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (T8oeG)

209 That douchebag Krauthammer just went off the rails again.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (WYzZJ)

210 So Democrats partly blame Comey for Hilldog losing and still manage to work themselves into a snit as stupid as broomless quidditch over his firing.

Consistency, thy name is not liberal.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (FTXAT)

211 "Ace is pretty precocious for a 29 year old"
Is Ace a girl?
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Well, I think it's like this:

Girl Ace likes to talk about sociology/ gender things, and boy Ace talks about politics and sports.

Are they two people, or one suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder? Not really sure.

Neither are 29 though, since this blog started in 2004 or so.

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (8zWAk)

212 Upside, I keep my left nut, comey gets his roasted. Nice.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (aMlLZ)

+++

Sorry, you lose your nut. The flaming skull is down below.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 07:54 PM (hiHQz)

213 Egg's head is comprised.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2017 07:54 PM (qUNWi)

214 My rule to reacting to whatever Trump does:

1) See what Egg McMuffin thinks.
2) Take the opposite stance.

Carter was my go-to guy for that sort of barometer reading, but he hasn't been saying much lately.

Posted by: Socratease at May 09, 2017 07:54 PM (FqHs5)

215 It seems like Trump fired Comey because Sessions agreed with Hillary about the email investigation. This is not exactly a win for integrity. Very strange.

And the Dems are roasting him for it.

I say well played.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 07:54 PM (HV1LS)

216 173
"Ace is pretty precocious for a 29 year old"
Is Ace a girl?
Posted by: rayj at May 09, 2017 07:49 PM (pI/IV)

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pretty sure we all are these days.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:54 PM (vChNs)

217 I do like how Trump's letter makes it clear that he isn't under investigation. Way to make the point

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 07:54 PM (39g3+)

218 Upside, I keep my left nut, comey gets his roasted. Nice.
Posted by: Berserker
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Win-win

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at May 09, 2017 07:54 PM (OdK9v)

219 Comey was a climber who learned long ago to kiss ass to get ahead rather than doing his job. We have all worked with people like that.

Good to see President Trump do the right thing and shit can his ass. There are more talented people out there who will do a better job an actually enforce the law.

Sheriff Joe comes to mind.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2017 07:54 PM (5VlCp)

220 Anti-American.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (OdK9v)

I think it is more anti-Constitution because they want nothing to even appear to bind their behavior and actions when in power.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 07:55 PM (gwPgz)

221 "Who isn't Greek"

In the series "Costas Vondopoulos" and his older partner have everyone -- the Baltimore dealers, the Baltimore Police and the Feds -- thinking they're Greek. But one lets the secret slip "We're not even Greek" when they elude capture to go off and continue running their international cartel in drugs, women and contraband

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2017 07:55 PM (SIY7D)

222 184 My rule to reacting to whatever Trump does:

1) See what Egg McMuffin thinks.
2) Take the opposite stance.

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isn't his stance 'wide'?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:55 PM (vChNs)

223 209 That douchebag Krauthammer just went off the rails again.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (WYzZJ)

He hates Trump. I went to a dinner where he spoke before the election and he was telling everyone not to vote for Trump and it wasn't a vote for Hillary. You just didn't vote.

He's dead to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

224 206 For He IS the Kwisatz Trumperach!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (Uxokn)

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"Youre Fired" is a killing word.

Comey did not survive the gom jabbar.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (vIjh1)

See, those words I understood, not the faggy Potter stuff.

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (ANIFC)

225 Wow. What Tucker Carlson just said!

Guests on his show would tell him off camera how terrified they were to say anything negative about Comey publicly...and it was more than one.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (HiDrR)

226
If Trump does one of these firings once a week, he'll be a 3 term president, 22nd amendment be damned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (mbhDw)

227 Frum said it's a coup!

coup [coo] noun, plural coups [kooz; French koo]
1.
a highly successful, unexpected stroke, act, or move; a clever action or accomplishment.

Probably not what Frum had in mind ...

Posted by: maybe it's the butter talking at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (wpC7C)

228 I do like how Trump's letter makes it clear that he isn't under investigation. Way to make the point

Does a couple of things. First, everyone in the world is reading the letter, and they are reading that Comey said Trump wasn't under investigation. THREE times.

Second, it says, I am not firing this guy because I am under investigation, because I AM NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (HV1LS)

229 Sheriff Joe comes to mind.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Sheriff David Clarke. So much win.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (ThlaB)

230 I'm still giddy.

Libs heads exploding all over the place.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (79p/O)

231 Oh boy, business is looking up!

Posted by: Paid Protestor at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (3myMJ)

232 194 >>Is Ace a girl?

Load up your Amazon Cart and he's anything you want him to be.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (P0Sw/)

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Did Xhe gainz another cup size?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (vChNs)

233
BREAKING:

Video of when Comey found out he was fired.

http://tinyurl.com/kftkp99

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (quw2O)

234 Wasn't the deputy AG just confirmed by Congress two weeks ago? I was rather shocked that he was confirmed with a lot of Democrat support. So which is it ,were they fooled by him or is this part of this is how the demo carts think they can get their special prosecutor to hamstring the trump administration?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (bJ+bK)

235 Sheriff David Clarke. So much win.

+1000

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (79p/O)

236 176
Frum said it's a coup!

A COUP!

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney
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With cute little chickens in it?

Posted by: Marie Harf at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (Uxokn)

237 I suggested Sheriff Joe upthread, because at this point I relish watching the Left go into hysterics, much like a bunch of 14 year old girls.

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (zSVEm)

238 and how can these things be?

For He IS the Kwisatz Trumperach!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (Uxokn)

MUUUCh better movie reference!

Posted by: Batterup at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (mtGE/)

239 I always thought ace was a type of weasel

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (Ri/rl)

240 See, those words I understood, not the faggy Potter stuff.
Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (ANIFC)

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Shit. Iced tea out the nose.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (vIjh1)

241 223 209 That douchebag Krauthammer just went off the rails again.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (WYzZJ)

He hates Trump. I went to a dinner where he spoke before the election and he was telling everyone not to vote for Trump and it wasn't a vote for Hillary. You just didn't vote.

He's dead to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

And did you not rise in your seat and declare "sir, you are the illegitimate spawn of a polyploid sea slug, please proceed immediately to the Infernal Reaches?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:58 PM (mbhDw)

242 Carter was my go-to guy for that sort of barometer reading, but he hasn't been saying much lately.

He just spouted off about how Trump's foreign policy is going to destroy the world

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 07:58 PM (39g3+)

243 226
If Trump does one of these firings once a week, he'll be a 3 term president, 22nd amendment be damned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (mbhDw)

If he does, they'll rename the title of President as "Trump."

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 07:58 PM (ANIFC)

244
Comey did not survive the gom jabbar.

Those Dominion fighters on Deep Space Nine?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 07:58 PM (IqV8l)

245 206 For He IS the Kwisatz Trumperach!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 07:51 PM (Uxokn)

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"Youre Fired" is a killing word.

Comey did not survive the gom jabbar.

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What are you guys dune?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 07:58 PM (vChNs)

246 That douchebag Krauthammer just went off the rails again.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (WYzZJ)

Invariably when I see a Krauthammer reference, I think of the money i'm saving by no longer having DirecTV and hence no access to Faux News, but I do understand that Shep is wearing fabulous outfits these days!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 07:58 PM (gwPgz)

247 Stand up, Chuck!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (E6QSr)

248 I love that Trump's letter mentions that Comey had assured him repeatedly that the investigation didn't have any interest in him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (sEDyY)

249 235 Sheriff David Clarke. So much win.

+1000
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 07:57 PM (79p/O)

Frank Serpico. If he's still with us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

250 Posted by: Keyser at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (T8oeG)

Not strange at all. Comey did something no Director had done before and well beyond the powerof his position. It had damaged the Bureau greatly. That type of action can't be allowed to escape the ultimate consequence. Further, Hillary wasn't prosecuted anyway so I don't know how you can say it would have helped her be elected if he referred the case like he was supposed to do.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (IDPbH)

251 Clean as a hound's tooth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (E6QSr)

252 He's dead to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

Well, he is mostly dead from the neck down...

Posted by: Batterup at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (mtGE/)

253 Call me selfish but I'm hoping somehow, some way this whole situation will somehow make it impossible for Senator Granny Warren to deliver speech at UMass Amherst graduation on Friday!!! Been dreading graduation logistics for last 4 years and when I heard she was the speaker I knew it was karma getting back at me !! She's a real important figure so I'm hoping for a last minute senate hearing or something that will keep her away.

Posted by: Uncle Joey B at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (3CFdj)

254 You really have to give Trump a lot of respect.

A lesser man would have wilted under the unprecedented assaults he has faced from literally every direction.

If Trump is to be the last Republican President, we are going out with a bang.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (3TnQR)

255 This is NOT who we are!!

Also my thong is a size too small. I know hard to believe.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (npdX6)

256 252 He's dead to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

Well, he is mostly dead from the neck down...
Posted by: Batterup at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (mtGE/)

Uncalled for. But accurate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (mbhDw)

257 You are so right about the Watergate references, Ace. If they actually read the book they would see history repeating itself in the govt spying on US citizens for political purposes as well as the failure of the FBI to genuinely investigate govt misdeeds....of the Obama administration!

Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (Y1Oht)

258 That douchebag Krauthammer just went off the rails again.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (WYzZJ)

Yup....That goldbrick needs to roll away already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (5VlCp)

259 The idiocy of what I guess are called "neverTrumpers" continues to take the breath away.

It's not practically important, but it's another cause for pessimism. I mean, some of these people never exhibited Juan Williams/Patty Murray/Barbara Boxer-level stupidity before. They were usually "meh" at best, but now? WTF?

This isn't even a close call. Clinton's Espionage Act and (probably related) $$$-related crimes as SecState are the greatest scandal in our history, by a very long shot. Obviously.

Comey's pathetic performance in the wake of DOJ cover-up was a huge blow our (already ravaged) foundations. Not clear whether the structure really will recover.

There need to be prosecutions. Don't care if an OJ jury stands in the way. The sane, intelligent people left in the country deserve to know whether there's any hope. Nullification of cases of this sort would indicate there isn't.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (uyrlv)

260 Krauthammer, and a number of others are journalistic apparatchiks, entrenched into their little sinecures, always saying what they judge to be approved.

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (zSVEm)

261
what's the special prosecutor needed for? Hillary's corruption and treason, I assume they mean.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (ODxAs)

262 >>The Dems want emergency hearings over the firing.

And every judge strikes down any move Trump makes.

Seriously, these people literally want to stop Trump from doing his job, challenging each decision he makes. He won. Deal with it like adults instead of making every dang Trump move a scandal/worthy of impeachment/riots/judicial kneecapping.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (NOIQH)

263 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (sBOL1)

264 182 days late ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (ZcAbN)

265 And did you not rise in your seat and declare "sir, you are the illegitimate spawn of a polyploid sea slug, please proceed immediately to the Infernal Reaches?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:58 PM (

No, sadly I didn't. I have a fear of public speaking. Everyone else in the room was arguing with him.
I also can't yell at a guy in a wheel chair that was nice during the cocktail hour.

One lady really was mad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (Ri/rl)

266 262 >>The Dems want emergency hearings over the firing.

And every judge strikes down any move Trump makes.

Seriously, these people literally want to stop Trump from doing his job, challenging each decision he makes. He won. Deal with it like adults instead of making every dang Trump move a scandal/worthy of impeachment/riots/judicial kneecapping.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (NOIQH)

OK. Martial Law. They will be tasting Trump's ass from a prison yard.

Please G-d.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw)

267 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

I think I saw the first movie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (E6QSr)

268 256 252 He's dead to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

Well, he is mostly dead from the neck down...
Posted by: Batterup at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (mtGE/)

He's. a. piker.

Posted by: Guy controlling Stephen Hawking's voice thingy at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (ANIFC)

269 Can't wait to see if Don Lemon is too freaked out to tape off his forehead properly tonight.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (HgMAr)

270 Oregon judge just ruled that the DMV and state government have to recognize a third gender: "nonbinary"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (39g3+)

271 Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (Y1Oht)

And here I was thinking he meant the Harry Potter books....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (JlbSs)

272 "A lesser man would have wilted under the unprecedented assaults he has faced from literally every direction. "

I'm beginning to think that the more he's attacked the stronger he gets.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2017 08:02 PM (jm1YL)

273 I think this deserves a drink.

BRB

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:02 PM (HV1LS)

274 CNN is hilarious. It's a bet to see who starts crying first.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2017 08:02 PM (26aeI)

275 255 This is NOT who we are!!

Also my thong is a size too small. I know hard to believe.
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (npdX6)

+++

Well I know I'm not a man who wears eyeliner and mascara on t.v.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 08:02 PM (hiHQz)

276 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (sBOL1

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My daughter and ex wife were all into the Potter series. I was allowed not to get involved.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 08:02 PM (Hj4t4)

277 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

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Nope. My kids hated Potter. Never even seen the movies.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:02 PM (vIjh1)

278 Appoint Hillary as Special Prosecutor NOW!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters 2020! at May 09, 2017 08:02 PM (ZcAbN)

279 Ewoks are marsupial weasels.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2017 08:02 PM (qUNWi)

280 270 Oregon judge just ruled that the DMV and state government have to recognize a third gender: "nonbinary"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (39g3+)

Your honor, "non binary" is a star, not a human.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (mbhDw)

281 252 He's dead to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

Well, he is mostly dead from the neck down...
Posted by: Batterup at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (mtGE/)

Uncalled for. But accurate.

---

I got the loose change anyway

Posted by: Miracle Max at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (vChNs)

282 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM
~~~~

I read the first few bluebell, but apparently never got to the ones with "Aurors" in them. Stopped reading them when Rowling started pissing me off.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (HiDrR)

283 He just spouted off about how Trump's foreign policy is going to destroy the world

Oh, goody, that means we're on the right track. Carter is *especially* anti-prescient when it comes to foreign policy.

Posted by: Socratease at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (FqHs5)

284 Hasn't it come down to whatever you feel like today or this afternoon if your a boy or a girl?

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (Ot7+c)

285 frank durbin for fbi director. time to quit fuckin around.

Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (KP5rU)

286 >>So really, none of you has read Harry Potter?

Who read that shit?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (P0Sw/)

287 268 256 252 He's dead to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

Well, he is mostly dead from the neck down...
Posted by: Batterup at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (mtGE/)

He's. a. piker.
Posted by: Guy controlling Stephen Hawking's voice thingy at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM

BEEP-BEEP

Posted by: Captain Pike at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (ANIFC)

288 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

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Oh heck yeah, many times.

'Squirrel Nutkin' is the bomb.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (Uxokn)

289 Ewoks are marsupial weasels.

They have an ass pouch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (E6QSr)

290 Is Shemp on vacay? I was so hoping to see him go to pieces tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (PY9jH)

291 Frum said it's a coup!

A COUP!

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Is he saying the FBI Building is a chicken house? Or a two-door car?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)

292 Oregon judge just ruled that the DMV and state government have to recognize a third gender: "nonbinary"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (39g3+)

Yet another ruling that begs to be ignored.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (FTXAT)

293 Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 08:02 PM (Hj4t4)

Well ya need to get involved now, damn it, they are so much fun.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (JlbSs)

294 289 Ewoks are marsupial weasels.

They have an ass pouch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (E6QSr)

"Me so ronery!"

- - Ronery Cloacae

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)

295 268 256 252 He's dead to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

Well, he is mostly dead from the neck down...
Posted by: Batterup at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (mtGE/)

He's. a. piker.
Posted by: Guy controlling Stephen Hawking's voice thingy at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (ANIFC)

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beep beep

Posted by: Cpt. Pike at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (vChNs)

296 285 frank durbin for fbi director. time to quit fuckin around.
Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (KP5rU)

Joe Kenda

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (ANIFC)

297 No worries - I'll take care of this immediately. Comey is safe.

Posted by: Random Judge in Honolulu, HI at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (tVWQB)

298 Who read that shit?
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (P0Sw/)
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Me.

My husband.

All five kids.

All seven books.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (sBOL1)

299 Tucker has his nemesis Zac Petkanas on again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

300 Who is this douche on with Tucker?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (PY9jH)

301 Oregon judge just ruled that the DMV and state government have to recognize a third gender: "nonbinary"

Does the coroner???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (oVJmc)

302 176 Frum said it's a coup!

A COUP!
Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (OQuSz)

Does it have rich Corinthian leather?

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (mtGE/)

303 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

Posted by: bluebell

I saw Emma Watson's The Fappening photos/videos. Does that count?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (ThlaB)

304 i like 32 ford coups.

Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

305 I read the Harry Potter books. My kid hates sci-fy, so no-go with him.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (NOIQH)

306
PDT should declare the HI judge's court dissolved.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (mbhDw)

307 Stopped reading them when Rowling started pissing me off.

She's definitely not helping herself.

Yet another ruling that begs to be ignored.

Any ruling that would result in compelling the other branches of government to take action other than to write a new version of a law, or effectively creates law is meaningless, outside a judge's jurisdiction. They can only say a law is no good or unconstitutional, they cannot force a new one to be written or create policy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (39g3+)

308 Who is this douche on with Tucker?
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I don't know but I am pretty sure that he is made of Playdoh and bacon.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (Uxokn)

309
Is Shemp on vacay? I was so hoping to see him go to pieces tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

He was on today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (IqV8l)

310 I honestly don't get why this is such a big deal. Everybody hated him, no?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (JlbSs)

311 I have a Civic coup

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (ANIFC)

312 Hey, have you seen a puke-yellow deuce coup, supposed to be hot stuff....?

Posted by: Bob Falfa at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (tVWQB)

313 304 i like 32 ford coups.
Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

I prefer "cooze."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (mbhDw)

314 Derogaotory?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (vRcUp)

315 The camps, they overfloweth.

Posted by: Sally Maddow at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (Zeyrd)

316 308 Who is this douche on with Tucker?
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I don't know but I am pretty sure that he is made of Playdoh and bacon.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (Uxokn)

Certainly after Tu-Ca gets through with him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (mbhDw)

317 263 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (sBOL1)
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Sorry BB, I tried to read the first one but I thought it was derivative shite.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (NT3RT)

318 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

Posted by: bluebell

My son was older when those books came out. My friends with younger kids liked the books. They told me to read them that I'd like them. I never did.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (Ri/rl)

319 Who read that shit?

Most people. Rowling is rich as Croesus, she sold a jillion books. Its the go-to shared cultural reference book like the Bible used to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (39g3+)

320 today I ate a coup of soup

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (vChNs)

321 I remember the day Comey gave his press conferencee about Scankles. I just sat and thought to myself that it was now confirmed that we are a nation of men and not laws. Fuck him, firing is nowhere good enough for him.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (Hj4t4)

322 284 Hasn't it come down to whatever you feel like today or this afternoon if your a boy or a girl?

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2017 08:03 PM (Ot7+c)

===============

Somebody should invent an on-demand-random-gender-generator ... like the old magic 8-ball.

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (ZcAbN)

323
"Close friend of mine plays Costas Vondopoulos."

Oh great. Your friend is really gonna freak out when he hears that you associated him with this bunch of reprobates and degenerates we call Teh Horde.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (quw2O)

324 This asshole on with Tucker is having a borderline hissy fit. I'll bet he minces when he walks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (PY9jH)

325 Hey I have a 68 Coup De Ville convertible!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (npdX6)

326 310 I honestly don't get why this is such a big deal. Everybody hated him, no?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (JlbSs)

++++

That's not the point! Trump did it.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (hiHQz)

327 Check me out! I'm Counting Coups!

Posted by: David "Frumpy" Frum at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (tVWQB)

328 306
PDT should declare the HI judge's court dissolved.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:05 PM (mbhDw)

Yes! Then he can do the same for the 9th circuit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (Ri/rl)

329 >>Me.

>My husband.

>>All five kids.

>All seven books.

Your husband?

Were they they only thing in the bathroom?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (P0Sw/)

330 If you have to fire, fire don't talk.

Posted by: Tu-Ca at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)

331 Chuck Schumer's head looks like a giant packing peanut.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (4ErVI)

332 302 176 Frum said it's a coup!

A COUP!
Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (OQuSz)

Does it have rich Corinthian leather?

*******

This is beginning to sound like a porn shoot.

Posted by: Sally Maddow at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (Zeyrd)

333
Counting Coup - Fauxchahontas.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (ODxAs)

334 313: you mean like a can cooze? for insulation?

Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (KP5rU)

335 I honestly don't get why this is such a big deal. Everybody hated him, no?

Its not a big deal. The problem is, everyone had all this stuff written when Trump became president, and fired it off like a spaz. Seriously, all this stuff has been sitting in the hopper ready to use for months.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (39g3+)

336 I am having a mule. A Moscow mule.

Because now Comey can't get me for it.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (HV1LS)

337 I, for one, have not read the Harry Potter Books.
However, I did see two or three of the movies. Two, I think, maybe three. Or was it just one long movie?

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (DjoL4)

338 199 Yeah, wife came home and said comey was fired.

I said I'll bet my left nut there is a flaming skull on AOS.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (aMlLZ)

I heard it on the radio on the way home from work, and was certain there would be a flaming skull when I got home. The post was already up, but the skull wasn't added until a while later.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

339 You Philistines don't know the difference between a coup and a coup-ay!

Posted by: John Kerry, Homme du Peuple at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (Mouru)

340 It's a coup.
- David Frum (@davidfrum) May 9, 2017

++++

So Trump is overthrowing the government... which he leads?

Does it hurt to have to think with that head?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (R+30W)

341 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?
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Peter Rabbit was awesome. Mr. Macgregor has no idea where those buttons came from!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (Uxokn)

342 Sarah Silverman will lead the forces of the U.S. military against Trump the oppressor like she is Joan of Arc

good luck with that

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (B+a41)

343 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (NT3RT)

Oh hell yes, she borrowed heavily from everyone, but I love them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (JlbSs)

344 320 today I ate a coup of soup
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (vChNs)

+++

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (hiHQz)

345 1 I remember the day Comey gave his press conferencee about Scankles. I just sat and thought to myself that it was now confirmed that we are a nation of men and not laws. Fuck him, firing is nowhere good enough for him.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (Hj4t4)
--------

I remember it too. I was watching it in my kitchen, and cheering. By the end, I wasn't cheering any more. I was furious.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (sBOL1)

346 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter?

No thanks. I might as well just wear crocs.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (qJhUV)

347 270 Oregon judge just ruled that the DMV and state government have to recognize a third gender: "nonbinary"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:01 PM (39g3+)
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Hexadicksimal?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (NT3RT)

348 Our son never cared for Harry Potter. At all. Which drove my MiL nuts because he "had" to love Harry Potter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (PY9jH)

349 When my kid was an infant, he had a really bad cough. I think it was coup.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (eytER)

350
Doesn't it seem like Trump has to remind himself that he's the president sometimes?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (cPF+x)

351 Zac Petkanas looks like the face of Annoying Orange.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (IqV8l)

352 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2017 07:52 PM (aMlLZ)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:09 PM (JlbSs)

353 I am having a mule. A Moscow mule.

Because now Comey can't get me for it.
Posted by: blaster

I prefer a Tijuana Donkey.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 09, 2017 08:10 PM (ThlaB)

354 Peter Rabbit was awesome. Mr. Macgregor has no idea where those buttons came from!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (Uxokn)
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We have, and I've read, all those Potter books too, smartypants.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:10 PM (sBOL1)

355 323
"Close friend of mine plays Costas Vondopoulos."

Oh great. Your friend is really gonna freak out when he hears that you associated him with this bunch of reprobates and degenerates we call Teh Horde.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 08:07 PM (quw2O)

I will not reveal if he's a lib or not. Hint: He's . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:10 PM (mbhDw)

356 Oregon judge just ruled that the DMV and state government have to recognize a third gender: ~~"nonbinary"~~ "Democrat"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 08:10 PM (SRKgf)

357 301 Oregon judge just ruled that the DMV and state government have to recognize a third gender: "nonbinary"

Does the coroner???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrVARf-NxPQ

Posted by: Socratease at May 09, 2017 08:10 PM (FqHs5)

358 David Frum, your bag of deep fried dicks is waiting, with ranch dressing

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 08:10 PM (B+a41)

359 Well ya need to get involved now, damn it, they are so much fun.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:04 PM (JlbSs)

========

No thank you. I am far too right brained for SciFi stuff like that.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 08:10 PM (Hj4t4)

360

I WANT TO SHIT

BUT THEN I WANT TO GO BLIND!

HELP ME , OBAMA, TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Posted by: typical lefty moonbat at May 09, 2017 08:10 PM (Uxokn)

361 I can read just about anything. Our library was closed for a two full months when they moved everything from the old bank building to the new, really nice library. I was reading 40 year old science fiction paper backs. I could not read Harry Potter.

Posted by: huerfano at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (TO4Og)

362 Oregon judge just ruled that the DMV and state government have to recognize a third gender: "nonbinary".

It might be interesting if concerned citizens started making a habit of having impromptu "talks" with judges who were in the habit of making up law rather than ruling upon it correctly.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (ewSN2)

363 I was not interested in reading kid's books. What ? they're not kids books? But it's kids that mostly read them right?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (IDPbH)

364 I prefer a Tijuana Donkey.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 09, 2017 08:10 PM (ThlaB)

I have an idea of how to pay for the wall....

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (HV1LS)

365 Is Shemp on vacay?

-
I heard a rumor that he is ghey. And that water is wet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (Nwg0u)

366 I have a Civic coup

--

Does it have Fart Cans? (See last nights ONT).

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (DjoL4)

367 TRUMP IS COMPRISED... OF MOLECULES!

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (vRcUp)

368 Doesn't it seem like Trump has to remind himself that he's the president sometimes?

I think he's still learning the job, feeling his way through. When he gets comfortable with it... well that will be interesting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (39g3+)

369 Well, I wasn't going to drink tonight but now I guess I have to.

It'd be awful if a coup started while I was still sober.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (Mouru)

370 I can see the appeal of Potter.

For me the problem is he never really has to DO anything.

Fate just takes cares of all his problems.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (qUNWi)

371 221 "Who isn't Greek"

In the series "Costas Vondopoulos" and his older partner have everyone -- the Baltimore dealers, the Baltimore Police and the Feds -- thinking they're Greek. But one lets the secret slip "We're not even Greek" when they elude capture to go off and continue running their international cartel in drugs, women and contraband

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2017 07:55 PM (SIY7D)

++++

As I recall, the older partner, who was known as The Greek, said "I'm not even Greek." I'm pretty sure Vondopoulos was supposed to be Greek.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (R+30W)

372 310 I honestly don't get why this is such a big deal. Everybody hated him, no?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:06 PM (JlbSs)

===============

Everything Trump does is evil. They'd find reasons to excoriate him for curing cancer.

He's also a YUGE threat to the media, who previously believe that only THEY had to power to end careers in Washington ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (ZcAbN)

373 142 I'm just glad that Evan McMullin came along and told me what I should think about this. I don't know what I did before I ever heard of him.
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Mister McMullin, your 15 minutes currently stands at 12:59. Please use the remainder wiesely

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (Quwsn)

374 Now can we fire that arrogant nozzle at the IRS?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (Xluzf)

375 Willowed.

And my little useless idiot Rep. wants to setup and "independent
commission" to look into the Trump-Russia collusion now that Comey is
not doing it. http://tinyurl.com/lwz6cu8 TPM link sorry.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (d3wbb)

376 David Frum, your bag of deep fried dicks is waiting, with ranch dressing

The perfect companion to his deep fat fried butter.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (E6QSr)

377 I saw Tijuana Donkey open for Bag of Dicks at the Forum in 82.

Theme show but g8!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (npdX6)

378 i have never read or watched anything about harrys potter. fuck that ghey assed shit. besides, that limey. liberal, scrunt doesn't need my money. it's like paying joe biden for deep thoughts in my book.

Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (KP5rU)

379 Can't wait to see Mika's eye rolls and hear her mutterings tomorrow. And I'm sure Alisyn and Chrissy Cuomo will be in full outrage mode on the Clinton News Network.

It will be delicious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (PY9jH)

380
Okay.

The adults can sit at the dining room table and talk about Dune.

The Potterettes can sit at the card table on the porch.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (vIjh1)

381 366 I have a Civic coup

--

Does it have Fart Cans? (See last nights ONT).
Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (DjoL4)

Heh. No.

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)

382 373 142 I'm just glad that Evan McMullin came along and told me what I should think about this. I don't know what I did before I ever heard of him.
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Mister McMullin, your 15 minutes currently stands at 12:59. Please use the remainder wiesely
Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (Quwsn)

May I suggest "FOAD?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

383
So last weekend the Beast is bitching that Comey cost her the election and the MFM/left all agrees. Trump fires him and now they are outraged over it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (auHtY)

384 Tammy, looks like it's you and me against the world.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (sBOL1)

385 Well, I wasn't going to drink tonight but now I guess I have to.

It'd be awful if a coup started while I was still sober.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (Mouru)

I have a few reasons to drink, but Comey is the tops!

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (HV1LS)

386 It might be interesting if concerned citizens started making a habit of having impromptu "talks" with judges who were in the habit of making up law rather than ruling upon it correctly.

If the government will not do its job, then the people have to. This has always been the case.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)

387 my people take pride in counting coup

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (DpOmP)

388 369 Well, I wasn't going to drink tonight but now I guess I have to.

It'd be awful if a coup started while I was still sober.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (Mouru)
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Drink up! You'll need that Mickey Wide Mouth for your Molotov cocktail.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (NT3RT)

389 >>I can see the appeal of Potter.

Yeah. He's not all Alpha Butch like Frodo.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (P0Sw/)

390 Sometimes a coup d'etat is a good thing. Just ask Chile.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (mc8bR)

391 This is beginning to sound like a porn shoot.
Posted by: Sally Maddow at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (Zeyrd)

Come to me my little Cordoba

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (mtGE/)

392 Bout fuckin time Mr. President. Any reason in particular that you stopped with Comey and the FBI?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (YgDz1)

393 I've got to give Bill Clinton props. He really got the ball rolling by visiting Lynch on the tarmac in Phoenix.

That was the beginning of the end for Comey when he cut Lynch out.

Thank you Bill.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (79p/O)

394 Can't wait to see Mika's eye rolls and hear her mutterings tomorrow.

She's married already?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (E6QSr)

395
Has anyone ever heard of McMuffin before 2016??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (cPF+x)

396
336 I am having a mule. A Moscow mule.

Because now Comey can't get me for it.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (HV1LS)

I'm almost out of vodka, dammit.

And I'll admit, I wuss out on the ginger beer. Too spicy for my taste, so I go with ginger ale.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (quw2O)

397 Harry Potter, science!, and geek/nerd cred are all things that grate on my last nerve. It's not that I dislike Harry Potter, science, or nerds (I have been one of those my whole life). I just hate how people glom onto those things and make them out to be things that they are not. It's all tribal signalling, and I hate that.

Posted by: not the mama at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (EpAnP)

398 Admittedly, the bit where they're out hunting horcruxes and endlessly fighting amongst themselves does drag on way too long.

And she never really got all the snogging right; it's as if she had to keep reminding herself "right, they're all teenagers now, I need to work in some snogging"

And angst.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (JlbSs)

399 Drink up! You'll need that Mickey Wide Mouth for your Molotov cocktail.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (NT3RT)

That reminds me, I need to stop at Walgreens on the way home to buy some tampons and lighters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (Mouru)

400 fart cans, fart pipes, what's the difference?

Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (KP5rU)

401 More substantively, Deputy AG Ron Rosenstein blasted Comey's behavior in this case

Dumbfuck Joe Walsh on his radio show said that Trump fired Comey because Comey was mean to Hillary. That's how Rosenstein's memo read to him. No dummy that's not how it reads

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (auHtY)

402 391 This is beginning to sound like a porn shoot.
Posted by: Sally Maddow at May 09, 2017 08:08 PM (Zeyrd)

Come to me my little Cordoba
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (mtGE/)

2 Corinthians Leathers! And LUBE!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)

403 64 Are you not entertained!
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Very much so! After watchng the lions and leopards chase CNN reporters, this was a great follow up. All hail Donaldus Maximus!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (Quwsn)

404 I've never read Harry Potter or seen any of the movies.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

405 263 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:00 PM (sBOL1)

++++

I'll admit it. I read all 7 books. *hangs head low* I've even read some HP fanfic.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (R+30W)

406 For me the problem is he never really has to DO anything.

Yeah I agree, he's a pretty poor hero. And he continually is violating rules and doing what he's not supposed to. I never really liked Potter personally but the stories were fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (39g3+)

407 Bout fuckin time Mr. President. Any reason in particular that you stopped with Comey and the FBI?

*ahem*

Posted by: Koskinen at the IRS at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (Mouru)

408 Be glad he was fired & not taken for a helicopter ride.

Say, he was at an airport when it happened...

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (ANIFC)

409 I just hate how people glom onto those things and make them out to be things that they are not. It's all tribal signalling, and I hate that.
Posted by: not the mama at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (EpAnP)
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*covers up Geordie LaForge/Reading Rainbow t-shirt*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (NT3RT)

410 Harry Potter 5 was good. Bureaucracy against people trying to fight the outside menace. if the series had ended there I would have been fine.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (B+a41)

411

A couple of months ago didn't Comey say that he wasn't going anywhere and we were stuck with him? Guess again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (auHtY)

412 395
Has anyone ever heard of McMuffin before 2016??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (cPF+x)

Stolen Palor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

413 We need an arr-arr.

Posted by: Joss Whedon's seal at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (vRcUp)

414 You're right about that 7th book, Tammy.

Now let's figure out how to turn fixerupper into a newt.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (sBOL1)

415 270 Oregon judge just ruled that the DMV and state government have to recognize a third gender: "nonbinary"

If I declare myself species-fluid, do I still have to pay taxes?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (RuyTK)

416 According to wiki, Rod Rosenstein is married to, get this: Lisa Barsoomian.

He is married to a chick from MARS.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (HV1LS)

417 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump

Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

418 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (KCxzN)

419 I'll admit it. I read all 7 books. *hangs head low* I've even read some HP fanfic.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (R+30W)

Isn't that how 50 Shades got started?

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (ANIFC)

420
McMuffin is advertising that's he gonna be part of Slate's "gabfest" whatever that is.

He gets booked to these stupid things as a "fierce conservative critic of Trump."

How conservative is McMuffin? He's so conservative he celebrated the left-wing victory of Macron.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (cPF+x)

421
OT:

The guitar break in "I Wouldn't Wanna Be Like You" is fucking brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)

422 "Special Prosecutor" = Partisan Democrat who will jail any official with a Republican administration who makes as little as a punctuation error.

Dems never have to worry because "I don't recall" means "In spite of all the evidence you'll never nail them" or "no intent to commit a crime".

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (AOrEZ)

423 also HP5 is the only one where Potter shows some initiative of his own, rather than just solving problems in a D&D LARP .

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (B+a41)

424 Be glad he was fired & not taken for a helicopter ride.

Posted by: josephistan

Or a boat ride. Hail Mary...

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (ThlaB)

425 417 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump
Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

It's NSA Bob.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (Ri/rl)

426 417 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump
Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

I'm a life long Republican and I'm very concerned Bob might be right.

Posted by: Will Bynn at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (ANIFC)

427 I've been lurking lately but I want to stand up and be counted!

Posted by: My Schadenboner! at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (C/Ocx)

428 >>So last weekend the Beast is bitching that Comey cost her the election
and the MFM/left all agrees. Trump fires him and now they are outraged
over it.

As the ACLU person argued today re: travel ban EO: Whe Trump does it, it is unacceptable and wrong. If Hillary did it, it would be legal.

That sums up their response to everything Trump has done and will do. They are crazy-obsessed with stopping him from fulfilling the duties of his job.

Hell, they declared his first WH Easter Egg Roll a failure and scandal before it happened. This is how petty and deranged they are.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (NOIQH)

429 So. We're the Bene Gesserit evil? Or good intentions gone amok.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (vIjh1)

430 380
Okay.

The adults can sit at the dining room table and talk about Dune.

The Potterettes can sit at the card table on the porch.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (vIjh1)

Um, I never read Dune either.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

431 You know what the best part about fucking twenty nine year old Tahiatian boys is?

There are twenty of them!

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (npdX6)

432 Admittedly, the bit where they're out hunting horcruxes and endlessly fighting amongst themselves does drag on way too long.

That part in the woods of like 200 pages of them doing nothing except quarreling? That was something an editor should have told her to cut. But by then she had movies and was a big deal so she wouldn't listen. Very long and dull and pointless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (39g3+)

433 416 According to wiki, Rod Rosenstein is married to, get this: Lisa Barsoomian.

He is married to a chick from MARS.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (HV1LS)

Barsoom: Mars????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

434 I'll admit it. I read all 7 books. *hangs head low* I've even read some HP fanfic.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 08:15 PM (R+30W)
------

Yay! Come join Tammy and me at the card table on the porch.

After we turn fixer into a newt we'll start working on the others.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (sBOL1)

435 393 I've got to give Bill Clinton props. He really got the ball rolling by visiting Lynch on the tarmac in Phoenix.

That was the beginning of the end for Comey when he cut Lynch out.

Thank you Bill.
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (79p/O)

+++

It was so strange. He couldn't have been anymore blatant. Didn't they say they were merely comparing recipes for biscuits or something and looking at each other's children/grandchildren's pictures?

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (hiHQz)

436 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump

Back under the stairs, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (E6QSr)

437 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump
Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

=======

Ah, there come the one named noobs!

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (Hj4t4)

438 Frum needs to look up the definition of coup. Don't know how Trump is supposed to overthrow himself.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (IDPbH)

439 And I'll admit, I wuss out on the ginger beer. Too spicy for my taste, so I go with ginger ale.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 08:14 PM (quw2O)

Dunno where you live, but Giant has a store brand that is really good. And if you don't have Giant, Saranac makes a Ginger Beer that is good, too.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (HV1LS)

440 If the government will not do its job, then the people have to. This has always been the case.

Its so eggregious in that particular case. An officer who pulls somebody over isn't concerned with what one FEELS like they are--the officer is attempting to confirm the actual identity of the person that is driving. You can FEEL like you are the crowned emperor of Mars here for an earthly visitation, but your feelings aren't an adequate substitute for proof of identity (and with it the legal right to drive on a public road).

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (ewSN2)

441 405. Your agonizer, pleasr.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (TwwWO)

442 Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (sBOL1)

Apparently so! And even I refused to til Goblet of Fire, at which point I swallowed them whole, and went to the bookstore at midnight all dressed up in my robes to wait to get mine!

Surely Polli and her lovies read them?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:19 PM (JlbSs)

443 427 I've been lurking lately but I want to stand up and be counted!
Posted by: My Schadenboner! at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (C/Ocx)

Try being witty.

I KEED! I KEED!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

444
>>I can see the appeal of Potter.

A mean old man who stole George Bailey's money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 08:19 PM (IqV8l)

445 431 - LMAO

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 08:19 PM (ANIFC)

446 My kids read the Harry Potter books and saw the movies. I've done neither. They never interested me.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Boy of Hurlingbone Manor at May 09, 2017 08:19 PM (tGpcF)

447 >>The guitar break in "I Wouldn't Wanna Be Like You" is fucking brilliant.

APP!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:19 PM (P0Sw/)

448 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

I read them all, bluebell, before I even had kids. So, there.

Posted by: no good deed at May 09, 2017 08:19 PM (hJamr)

449 417 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

It's very concerning, right Bob?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (RuyTK)

450 380
Okay.

The adults can sit at the dining room table and talk about Dune.

The Potterettes can sit at the card table on the porch.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (vIjh1)

++++

Heh. I read Dune as a kid and HP as an adult.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (R+30W)

451 Trump Fires Comey!

Just had to 'say' that again.
Hillary will never be President just doesn't resonate with me like 'Trump Fires Comey!' Made for TV Drama.

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (DjoL4)

452 Donald makes every day like Christmas.

It is so much fun to watch liberals heads explode.

Karma for the last eight nightmarish years.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (duqQO)

453 So last weekend the Beast is bitching that Comey cost her the election and the MFM/left all agrees. Trump fires him and now they are outraged over it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (auHtY)

Let me explain how this works - I say let's have sex, and you say Ya, then I say you raped me.

see?

Posted by: Jackie at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (mtGE/)

454
Oh Bob.

There was literally a time I thought the blog was going to tear itself apart because Ace was dabbling in Nevertrumpism.

But.... Your concern *is* noted.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (vIjh1)

455
"You're stuck with me for about another six and a half years," Comey said on Wednesday at a cybersecurity conference hosted by the FBI and Boston College, referring to the amount of time remaining in his 10-year appointment to the post.

That was reported on March 8th, 2017.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (cPF+x)

456 My girlfriend has big barsooms.

And a good personality of course.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (4ErVI)

457 Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (sBOL1)

I"ll work on Garrett personally. I am aces at Charms.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (JlbSs)

458 You people leave Bob alone!

Posted by: Gary at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (qUNWi)

459
Hey, look! Hello first-name-guy!

Now Horde, play nice with the chew-toy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (quw2O)

460 All the people convinced that Comey's firing is the death of our democracy were completely unconcerned when Comey said that Lynch was a total political conspirator who would never prosecute the clear lawbreaking of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

461 "A couple of months ago didn't Comey say that he wasn't going anywhere and we were stuck with him? Guess again"

Yes, he did.
Quite a strange thing to say for someone who serves at the President's pleasure.

Posted by: rayj at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (pI/IV)

462 438 Frum needs to look up the definition of coup. Don't know how Trump is supposed to overthrow himself.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (IDPbH)

BTW:

A "frum" is a religious Jewish girl.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

463 > "Krauthammer, and a number of others are journalistic apparatchiks,
entrenched into their little sinecures, always saying what they judge to
be approved."--Posted by: kraken

You can add Brit Hume (on with Tucker now) to that list too; he has an instinctive sense about going only just so far in his mild criticisms of the left.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (MtzgK)

464 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump

Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

Bob Wynn, Bill's brother

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)

465 Harry Potter rules and liberals still drool. Just because idiots like something doesn't mean it sucks. Not that JK's doing herself any favors.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (nXCp4)

466 438 Frum needs to look up the definition of coup. Don't know how Trump is supposed to overthrow himself.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (IDPbH)

And if he did, they'd hate him for it & say it was illegal to overthrow himself.

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (ANIFC)

467 You people leave Bob alone!

he's got a right to speak his mind.

Posted by: Thad at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (E6QSr)

468 Fuck these Harry Potter fanboi nerds.

Trump has nazguls.

Posted by: A balrog of morgoth at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (edBdg)

469 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump

Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)
Are you literally shaking, Bob?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (qJhUV)

470 Is that Enzyte Bob?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (IqV8l)

471 Wow, Tammy, I never did that, but I did always get the books the day they came out. And we took the kids to all the movies as soon as they were released, but not the midnight shows.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (sBOL1)

472 The books don't bother me. The mindless use of them for every cultural reference point does, for two reasons: 1, I think they really ARE the only books these idiots read (or, as Ace notes, saw the films of) and 2, They replaced the Bible... with this??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (39g3+)

473 TRUMP IS COMPRISED... OF MOLECULES!

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at May 09, 2017 08:11 PM (vRcUp)

You get even that wrong Neil... parts comprise the whole. So molecules comprise Trump.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (FTXAT)

474 The Potterettes can sit at the card table on the porch.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:12 PM (vIjh1)

Guess where everyone will end up, you old Puddleglum, you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (JlbSs)

475 Barsoom: Mars????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

Hell yeah, JJ. What are you some sort of barbarian? Barsoom is Mars. John Carter? Edgar Rice Burroughs?

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (HV1LS)

476 Ace you're the tequila of bloggers. The whole 'dick shaped mouth' thing has got that je ne sais quoi.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (nXCp4)

477 I listened to Harry Potter on Audible and I was able to finish the whole series (which I can't say is true for Last Kingdom or Outlander series). I'm sure people who read the HP series as it came out like it better because you are forced to wait in-between and the repetitive stuff is less boring, but if you listen to the whole series in one shot, there's a lot of repetition and it gets a little boring and a lot depressing.

Posted by: not the mama at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (EpAnP)

478 "The guitar break in "I Wouldn't Wanna Be Like You" is fucking brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)"
I Robot is a great album. I spent some time with Alan Parsons in the early 90s. Lived sort of nearby. Nice guy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (npdX6)

479 Bob's yer uncle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

480 As others have said, the Donks and the media hated Nixon, they hated Reagan and Bush, but I have never witnessed the pure undiluted hatred they have for Trump.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (3TnQR)

481 448 So really, none of you has read Harry Potter? Even those of you with kids?

I read them all, bluebell, before I even had kids. So, there.
Posted by: no good deed at May 09, 2017 08:19 PM (hJamr)

I'm one of the only mothers in my circle of friends that didn't read them. I'm not sure why.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (Ri/rl)

482 Bob is right!

Posted by: Larry at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (Mouru)

483 shouldn't bob be out hawking extenz boner pills or some shit? what a twatwaffle. maybe he could fart tube with mary.

Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (KP5rU)

484 470 Is that Enzyte Bob?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (IqV8l)

First cousin to Joe Isuzu?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

485
I, for one, do not like bald nether regions. I am not a child molester. I prefer grass on the playing field so as to indicate it is kosher to play ball.

And yet, not so much as to irritate the throat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

Throat? How long of hair would that be?

Sure it isn't something else?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (Dq5lR)

486 443 427 I've been lurking lately but I want to stand up and be counted!
Posted by: My Schadenboner! at May 09, 2017 08:17 PM (C/Ocx)

Try being witty.

I KEED! I KEED!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

LOL! Its all I had JJ! But I'm working on it!

*pours first glass of tequila*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (C/Ocx)

487 holy crap! Just watching Comey's LA motorcade. Spinners? Really?
At about Tue May 9 19:31:46 CDT 2017.

Posted by: micky at May 09, 2017 08:23 PM (dF9Lb)

488 Hi Tammy!

How r yer Charms Hangin'?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:23 PM (P0Sw/)

489 433
Barsoom: Mars????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

From the Edgar Rice Burroughs novels.

Which I also haven't read.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

490 478 I Robot is a great album. I spent some time with Alan Parsons in the early 90s. Lived sort of nearby. Nice guy.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (npdX6)

Very cool!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:23 PM (mbhDw)

491 Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (sBOL1)

I have yet to see all the movies, but I've got 4 sets of the books; paperback, hardback, British paperbacks and the British adult hardbacks.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:23 PM (JlbSs)

492 And, wow, had to hit fast forward on the audible during every quiddich match description. so. freaking. boring.

Posted by: not the mama at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (EpAnP)

493 Bob Wynn, Bill's brother
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)

You're sure that's not Dick Wynn?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (SRKgf)

494 Bob is right!

Posted by: Larry at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (Mouru)

What does your brother Daryl and your other brother Daryl think?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (auHtY)

495 Harry Potter rules and liberals still drool. Just
because idiots like something doesn't mean it sucks. Not that JK's doing
herself any favors.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:21 PM (nXCp4)

The first 5 books were OK... When Harry just forgave Dumbledore at the beginning of book 6, I was done with the series.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (FTXAT)

496 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump

Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

Ketchup on hotdogs?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

497 Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:23 PM (P0Sw/)

Ain't gonna lie, nature is taking her sad toll.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (JlbSs)

498 What About BOB!?

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (79p/O)

499 I enjoyed the HP books well enough, but they are not my go-to source for analogies and world wisdom.

It's a combination of being non-religious and generally ignorant of history as well as other, older literature that causes these idiots to constantly rely on HP to explain current event - instead of Greek mythology, the Bible, Shakespeare, history, etc..

Well, except for Hitler. They know he was bad, so anyone they think is bad = Hitler.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (NOIQH)

500 I"ll work on Garrett personally. I am aces at Charms.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (JlbSs
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I want a crack at him too. I'll hex him ⚡

Welcome to the porch, kari.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:25 PM (sBOL1)

501 496 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump

Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

Ketchup on hotdogs?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

Ikea shelving.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:25 PM (mbhDw)

502 The first 5 books were OK... When Harry just forgave Dumbledore at the beginning of book 6, I was done with the series.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (FTXAT)

Get out, book 5 was the shitty one, Harry was the a-hole in that book, 6 and 7 are the creme de la creme.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:25 PM (nXCp4)

503 Since he made all the GAINZ...

has Ace cancelled his account at Curves . net?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:25 PM (P0Sw/)

504 499 Dumbledore died for your sins, hater.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2017 08:25 PM (68GeL)

505 OT:

The guitar break in "I Wouldn't Wanna Be Like You" is fucking brilliant.

It certainly is!

Semi-OT: Harry Potter? Really? In the same place where guns and busty lesbians get so much traction? Geez.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:25 PM (ewSN2)

506 Hitler was pretty bad.

Posted by: Larry at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (Mouru)

507 You'll need that Mickey Wide Mouth for your Molotov cocktail.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:13 PM (NT3RT)

Eris, I must say, you seem to have a most professional view of equipment requirements!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (gwPgz)

508 Schumer to Trump: Comey firing a 'big mistake'

Last October the Dems were screaming for Comey's head on a platter. Now it's a big mistake. Chuck U Schumer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)

509 I doubt Trump gets his shelves from Ikea.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

510 I am going to celebrate with a large glass of cardbordeaux.

Happy Days are here again!

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (duqQO)

511 Riding on tope of huge hallucinogenic drug producing sand worms with nothing but a hook.

Mugglewarts indeed.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (vIjh1)

512 I have yet to see all the movies, but I've got 4 sets of the books; paperback, hardback, British paperbacks and the British adult hardbacks.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:23 PM (JlbSs)
---
I admire your completism. That's how I am with LotR.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (NT3RT)

513 503 Since he made all the GAINZ...

has Ace cancelled his account at Curves . net?
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:25 PM (P0Sw/)

I read "Curves" as "Courvehs." It's the Hungarian in me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (mbhDw)

514 I can see the appeal of Potter.
===

He was no Col. Henry Blake.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (Uxokn)

515 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump
Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

Fucking brilliant. It's all a question of point of view, isn't it?

My response in summary: http://bit.ly/2gm0ro1

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (nXCp4)

516 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump

Posted by: Bob at May 09, 2017 08:16 PM (VBF2r)

Ketchup on hotdogs?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

Ikea shelving.

Carrots in chili.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (ewSN2)

517 Dumbledore gave me the courage to come out.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (vRcUp)

518
Who's worse as a drummer:

Charlie Watts or Doug "Cosmo" Clifford?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)

519 No good deed, welcome to the porch, too.

It's where all the cool kids are.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (sBOL1)

520 @501

Eating pizza with a knife and fork?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (3TnQR)

521 Eris, I must say, you seem to have a most professional view of equipment requirements!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (gwPgz)
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I just hope he remembers to get the Xtra-wide tampons for the Mickey bottle and not the lite days slender ones!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (NT3RT)

522 Welcome to the porch, kari.
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:25 PM (sBOL1)

I'm getting stuck outside now? No chairs left at the adult table?

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (nXCp4)

523 513.

Tokay at Sefton's!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (TwwWO)

524 511 Riding on tope of huge hallucinogenic drug producing sand worms with nothing but a hook.

Mugglewarts indeed.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (vIjh1)4

The worms made drugs? Been awhile since i read the series but I missed that...but I was high.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (C/Ocx)

525 523 513.

Tokay at Sefton's!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (TwwWO)

Egri.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

526 Following Comey's white Bronco.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (IqV8l)

527 Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (NOIQH)

There are metric shit-tons of mythological references in the Potter books, it's how I figured out the likely ending early on.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (JlbSs)

528 LOL I'm loving this footage of Comey's car on an LA freeway, a la OJ's slo-mo chase.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (HiDrR)

529 I'm not sure why.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (Ri/rl)

---

Cuz yer kewl...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (vIjh1)

530

What I would give to see the expression on Comey's stupid face when he got the letter.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (cPF+x)

531 There's literally nothing Ace won't defend if done by Trump

Posted by: Bob
===

i no rite?

Posted by: Literally Hitler at May 09, 2017 08:29 PM (Uxokn)

532 521: yes, probably need the magnums.

Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:29 PM (KP5rU)

533 512 I have yet to see all the movies, but I've got 4 sets of the books; paperback, hardback, British paperbacks and the British adult hardbacks.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:23 PM (JlbSs)
---
I admire your completism. That's how I am with LotR.
===
*raises hand* Me too. *points to shelf* Four different editions of LOTR, 2 each of The Hobbit and Silmarillion, and the foto-novel of Bakshi's LOTR movie in English AND German!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:29 PM (Quwsn)

534 I'm getting stuck outside now? No chairs left at the adult table?
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (nXCp4)
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Fixerupper banished us. You're in good company.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (sBOL1)

535 Get out, book 5 was the shitty one, Harry was the a-hole in that book, 6 and 7 are the creme de la creme.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:25 PM (nXCp4)

Anger at the guy who dumped you into an abusive home and allowed your Godfather to be thrown in prison and then killed, is not only justified... it is damn near required. The characters went off the rails of believability for me when Harry did not immediately start plotting Dumbledore's demise.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (FTXAT)

536 520 @501

Eating pizza with a knife and fork?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (3TnQR)

My wife 'separates.' Pulls the cheese off, then eats the rest.
So wrong.

Posted by: Some Moron at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (C/Ocx)

537
"She was BLAACK - as the night,
Louie was whiter than white . . ."

(Berkeley Thought Police knocking)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

538 Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (nXCp4)

We were banished to the kid's table early on. The adults will be busting out the D&D stuff any minute now and fail to see the irony.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (JlbSs)

539 ooh ooh, do the IRS guy next! And Lois Lerner! I would love Rudy Guiliani as head of the FBI - imagine all the lefty heads going all 'splodey.
BTW, I like how Tuck laughs when his lefty guests contradict themselves. He laughs at them. love it.

Posted by: vivi at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (11H2y)

540 The worms made drugs? Been awhile since i read the series but I missed that...but I was high.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (C/Ocx)
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It's like the wildest tequila bash at Cabo and the worm is the size of a 757.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (NT3RT)

541 530

What I would give to see the expression on Comey's stupid face when he got the letter.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (cPF+x)

Somebody said he was giving a speech to FBI agents and the news flashed on the TV screen behind him.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

542 528 LOL I'm loving this footage of Comey's car on an LA freeway, a la OJ's slo-mo chase.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (HiDrR

+++

Really? I thought Bertram was joking.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (hiHQz)

543 525. Meh.....as long as it's strong.

**holds out glass**

I could maybe use a little zwack slivo?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (TwwWO)

544 LOL I'm loving this footage of Comey's car on an LA freeway, a la OJ's slo-mo chase.
Posted by: IrishEi

Wouldn't it be an even bigger bitchslap if they made him fly home coach class?

To be on that plane back to DC!

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (79p/O)

545
Who's worse as a drummer:

Charlie Watts or Doug "Cosmo" Clifford?

Clifford. But John Lennon's drummer for "We all shine on" has literally the single worst drum performance I've ever heard. Its shit-tastic.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (ewSN2)

546 Before I go out to dinner, Trump is going to come out of the Comey firing like a blazing demigod writing his gospel across the political sky.

The leftists will certainly overplay their hand and so will leftist lite, the GOPe. No matter how many times Trump buries his foot up their asses, they still think they are smarter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 09, 2017 08:31 PM (npdX6)

547 >>Charlie Watts or Doug "Cosmo" Clifford?

Watts

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:31 PM (P0Sw/)

548 And, wow, had to hit fast forward on the audible during every quiddich match description. so. freaking. boring.
Posted by: not the mama at May 09, 2017 08:24 PM (EpAnP)

This is an issue of form. Novels should be read, not listened to. I'm not against books on tape: they're great for people who never learned to read good. But the Quidditch passages were designed to be read. Like so many other portions of the books, I'd find myself skipping whole paragraphs - not out of boredom, but suspense. She's a ridiculously gifted writer.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:31 PM (nXCp4)

549 536 520 @501

Eating pizza with a knife and fork?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (3TnQR)

My wife 'separates.' Pulls the cheese off, then eats the rest.
So wrong.
Posted by: Some Moron at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (C/Ocx)

Managia! You "gavones" are NOT from New York.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)

550 And, wow, had to hit fast forward on the audible during every quiddich match description. so. freaking. boring.

Yeah Rowling is a person who knows nothing about sports, trying to invent a sport, and then describe what is only in her head. After a few books the quiddich thing just... disappears, like it was never there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:31 PM (39g3+)

551 Media Frenzy following Comey!

It's the Hindenburg all over again. Oh, the Humanity!

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 09, 2017 08:31 PM (DjoL4)

552 Let me explain how this works - I say let's have sex, and you say Ya, then I say you raped me.

see?
Posted by: Jackie at May 09, 2017 08:20 PM (mtGE/)

What if you say yes to sex, but then Trump hits you with surprise anal? Does Elizabeth Warren have to carry a mattress around D.C.?

Posted by: wooga at May 09, 2017 08:31 PM (3I7wr)

553 Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:22 PM (3TnQR)

Nixon, Reagan, and Bush were still basically politicians, outsider Trump might just derail (or at least slow down) the incestuous gravy train of the triumvirate Establishment Class (wanker media, corrupt politicians, and unaccountable bureaucrats).

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (gwPgz)

554 I am sure they are Spectacular, Tammy.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (P0Sw/)

555 541 530

What I would give to see the expression on Comey's stupid face when he got the letter.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:28 PM (cPF+x)

Somebody said he was giving a speech to FBI agents and the news flashed on the TV screen behind him.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

Oh oh stop it!!!!

Posted by: My Schadenboner! at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (C/Ocx)

556 538; i am an adult. no d&d here. too busy getting stoned, drunk, and having sex.

Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (KP5rU)

557 Wait a sec. In what dystopian alternate universe is Charlie Watts a bad drummer?

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

558 I love it when the Dems freak out enough to make Mark Levin go full throated in defense of Trump.

Because I know it galls him to do it.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (HV1LS)

559
LOTR. In German? Im curiously aroused.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (vIjh1)

560 Really? I thought Bertram was joking.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM
~~~~~

It's real. Watching Tucker Carlson, and every couple of minutes they go to a split screen and show it.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (HiDrR)

561
Sometimes I think it's Watts, sometimes Clifford. And then I hear a Stones or Creedence tune and point the finger in the opposite direction.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)

562 Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (FTXAT)

That'snot where Rowling's writing skills lie, though. Came across as whiny and sulky more than anything. It took me three re-reads to truly enjoy the book.

Now, I never quite warmed up to Sirius, so that may have had something to do with it.

I mean, I liked him, but I could never buy into the deep bond between he and Harry.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (JlbSs)

563 534 I'm getting stuck outside now? No chairs left at the adult table?
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (nXCp4)
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Fixerupper banished us. You're in good company.
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You are, and I will be out there next, as I read Dune, and enjoyed it until 9/11. After that I was done with Muzzie-love of any kind. I have read all the Harry Potter novels in the main series, and found them mostly harmless.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (Quwsn)

564 I am an adult. no d&d here. too busy getting stoned, drunk, and having sex.
Posted by: cahvez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (KP5rU)
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Obviously. You can't even spell your own name anymore.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (sBOL1)

565 it's my understanding that watts starts the stones. they'll be sitting around their mansions after an album or tour for a few years and watts will call jagger or richards and say "let's get in to the studio" and that gets the ball rolling. and not until then.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (WTSFk)

566 Charlie Watts or Doug "Cosmo" Clifford?

Ringo Starr. He's terrible, and he knows it (although he did get better with time). I can drum that well and I'm not a drummer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (39g3+)

567 *raises hand* Me too. *points to shelf* Four different editions of LOTR, 2 each of The Hobbit and Silmarillion, and the foto-novel of Bakshi's LOTR movie in English AND German!
Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:29 PM (Quwsn)
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*bows to the master*

I gave away my Bakshi LotR Gollum and Frodo banks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (NT3RT)

568 Wait a sec. In what dystopian alternate universe is Charlie Watts a bad drummer?

I didn't quite understand that assertion either, so I went with Clifford.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (ewSN2)

569 Worst rock swimmer:

Dennis Wilson or Brian Jones?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 08:34 PM (Mouru)

570 meanwhile, the missile launches that Fat Boy is doing that explode in the sky....are not failsthey are rehearsals for an EMP, and if that happens, The US at night will be in the Stone Age. North sea will look cosmopolitan by comparison.

Posted by: vivi at May 09, 2017 08:34 PM (11H2y)

571 >>In what dystopian alternate universe is Charlie Watts a bad drummer?

Not so much bad as completely uninspired and boring as all hell.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:34 PM (P0Sw/)

572 There's literally nothing Comey won't defend if done by Hillary.

Posted by: Non-Binary Bob at May 09, 2017 08:34 PM (ZcAbN)

573 566 Charlie Watts or Doug "Cosmo" Clifford?

Ringo Starr. He's terrible, and he knows it (although he did get better with time). I can drum that well and I'm not a drummer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (39g3+)

Pete Best was better looking than Paul. Sic transit gloria mundi . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)

574 You are, and I will be out there next, as I read Dune, and enjoyed it until 9/11. After that I was done with Muzzie-love of any kind. I have read all the Harry Potter novels in the main series, and found them mostly harmless.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (Quwsn)

I thought the Fremen were the Jews, yes?

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:35 PM (HV1LS)

575
It's real. Watching Tucker Carlson, and every couple of minutes they go to a split screen and show it.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (HiDrR)

+++

What in the world do they think he's gonna do, jump?

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 08:35 PM (hiHQz)

576 564; thanks. it's the peruvian spelling.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:35 PM (KP5rU)

577 250 Posted by: Keyser at May 09, 2017 07:53 PM (T8oeG)

Not strange at all. Comey did something no Director had done before and well beyond the powerof his position. It had damaged the Bureau greatly. That type of action can't be allowed to escape the ultimate consequence. Further, Hillary wasn't prosecuted anyway so I don't know how you can say it would have helped her be elected if he referred the case like he was supposed to do.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 07:59 PM (IDPbH)

My point was that if Comey had referred the case the justice department prosecutors would have declined to prosecute quietlt, there would have been no press conference laying out her guilt " but no intent" and there would certainly have been no follow up press conference days before the election saying the case is reopened and oh by the way the emails were on pervert Anthony Weiners computer. In that scenario I think Hillary wins

Posted by: Keyser at May 09, 2017 08:35 PM (T8oeG)

578 Heh, I'm from a big family, bluebell. I didn't make it to the adult table until I was almost 30 and had kids of my own. LOL

Posted by: no good deed at May 09, 2017 08:35 PM (hJamr)

579 @549

I'm from the Bronx so even better than NY.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:35 PM (3TnQR)

580 549 536 520 @501

Eating pizza with a knife and fork?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (3TnQR)

My wife 'separates.' Pulls the cheese off, then eats the rest.
So wrong.
Posted by: Some Moron at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (C/Ocx)

Managia! You "gavones" are NOT from New York.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)

I am! and i don't JJ! But I married a Midwest chick. Boy I haven't heard gavone in so looong...thank you! probably last time I heard chooch.

Posted by: My Schadenboner! at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (C/Ocx)

581 George Hurley is the greatest rock and roll drummer of all time.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (P0Sw/)

582 Sometimes you just want a guy who can keep a beat. That's how we got Ringo.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (BO/km)

583 Ringo Starr. He's terrible, and he knows it (although he did get better with time). I can drum that well and I'm not a drummer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

One of my favorite exchanges:
Reporter: Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?
John Lennon: He's not even the best drummer in The Beatles.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (ThlaB)

584 LOTR. In German?
=====

It must be like 99,000 pages.

Der SchwarzenUbergruppenNazgulWaffenBlitzen

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (Uxokn)

585 579 @549

I'm from the Bronx so even better than NY.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:35 PM (3TnQR)

Heart of Brooklyn: Flatbush!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)

586 *throws dungbomb through fixer's dining room window*

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (sBOL1)

587 Mr. President:

I don't actually believe that this is a coup.

But, just on the long shot it is:

Can you please arrest Parasite Frum and let me execute him personally?

Posted by: Ken at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (I3aCq)

588
Somebody said he was giving a speech to FBI agents and the news flashed on the TV screen behind him.

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (cPF+x)

589 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (NT3RT)

That's what I mean, every little detail covered!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (gwPgz)

590 I thought the Fremen were the Jews, yes?
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:35 PM (HV1LS)

No, but they had a lot in common. The Fremen never bought at retail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

591 OK. J learned this on Me TV and it blew my mind. John Wayne's final movie role, small role as a voice actor only, is in this blockbuster movie. Name that movie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (Nwg0u)

592 Who's worse as a drummer:

Charlie Watts or Doug "Cosmo" Clifford?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)

Who's worse than Watts? I don't get the negative waves about Charlie.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)

593 584 Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (Uxokn)

Mitt grossen-titten, schvanz und bumsen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

594 Anger at the guy who dumped you into an abusive home and allowed your Godfather to be thrown in prison and then killed, is not only justified... it is damn near required. The characters went off the rails of believability for me when Harry did not immediately start plotting Dumbledore's demise.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (FTXAT)

Uh, what? The entire premise of the books is that Harry is marked for death by a Satanesque wizard. He didn't dump him in an abusive home: he left him with what was left of his biological family for reasons both pragmatic and magical (remember that the "family bond" thing prevents voldemort or a surrogate from entering the Dursley's home). Dumbledore didn't know about Sirius' innocence, and Sirius was killed by death eaters fighting alongside Dumbledore's spec ops warriors in the ministry of magic in book 5. It seems to me you've inverted the lore here. Plus, Harry does feel that way in book 7 and then there's the dream scene in the train station.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (nXCp4)

595 @575

This is the media amplifying and building the narrative and drumbeat.

Strap yourselves in, the ride, it's going to get bumpy.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (3TnQR)

596

Quick, someone tweet this!

Southwest Airlines just called Comey and asked if he'd like to be in their next "Wanna Get Away?" tv commercial.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (cPF+x)

597 I'm down to chill on the porch, we can smoke out here.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (nXCp4)

598 Who knew Clifford, The Big Red Dog, could play the drums?

Opposable thumbs not needed.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:38 PM (79p/O)

599 Frum confirmed with is "coup" tweet that there IS an attempted coup on Trump going on right now.

Maybe Comey was in on it?

This is intrigue at its best.

I hope more will be fired in the coming weeks.

Posted by: Pam at May 09, 2017 08:38 PM (cF0hS)

600 I'd also nominate this classic rock song has having perplexingly inconsistent drumming: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJbFVJvRqOQ

1:58 to 2:18 is sucktacular.

2:25 to 3-something is actually *good*.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:38 PM (ewSN2)

601 592
Who's worse than Watts? I don't get the negative waves about Charlie.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)

Watt's is not quality at all but Doug Clifford is just awful.

YMMV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:38 PM (mbhDw)

602 591 OK. J learned this on Me TV and it blew my mind. John Wayne's final movie role, small role as a voice actor only, is in this blockbuster movie. Name that movie!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (Nwg0u)
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Faster, Pussycat! Kill, kill!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:38 PM (NT3RT)

603 A coup? Da fuq? All that cocksmoking has made him retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 09, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)

604 LOL.

Whatever you call the bastard offspring of a farce and a clusterfuck, that's what this is. It is impossible to parody.

ps blaster: No, the Fremen are not Jews. In Herberts universe, Jews still wander around as actual Jews.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 09, 2017 08:39 PM (rLs2u)

605 596

Quick, someone tweet this!

Southwest Airlines just called Comey and asked if he'd like to be in their next "Wanna Get Away?" tv commercial.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (cPF+x)

Hell, United should hire him!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)

606 Mr. Comey,here's your United Airlines boarding pass!

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:39 PM (79p/O)

607 Hitler was pretty bad.

Yeah, but he's no TRUMP!

Hitler wouldn't be as bad as Trump if you grafted on Nixon's head, like Ray Milland on Rosey Grier!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

608 this is how reliable the media is...

I kept hearing how Comey testified that Huma emailed hundreds OF thousands of emails to Anthony "lookatmydick" Weiner.

Guess what, you listen to the testimony and he says hundreds AND thousands of emails. He may have been wrong in that there weren't that many, who knows, but they misreported what he actually said.

Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2017 08:39 PM (o/90i)

609 559
LOTR. In German? Im curiously aroused.
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It, Der Herr der Ringe, is something else again!

Although I lack the requisite fluency to really enjoy it.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:39 PM (Quwsn)

610 I love that Mook is scared. Love it.

It's as if President Trump gave them enough rope to, er...

Comey appears before Congress. Lies. Repeat. Rinse.

Finally! Someone commits perjury and is punished for their lies.

Keep in mind that Wild Willy Peyronie's Clinton, Bubba the Hork Nose, fired a FBI honcho in 1993. No problem then, right? Oh, and the Dims have been on warpath for him til now.

This is how I see it: The Norks could nuke a major city, President Trump would respond by wiping them off the earth, and the Dims would side with Kim Jong Urp. Pavlov's dog response. They have nothing else (oh, wait! Hillary!).

Oh, and I think President Trump planned this for months. Waited. Waited. Got the information he wanted. Let Evil Eyes Comey lie and lie and lie. Then, BOOM~ Your're Fired effective immediately. Adios! This means no stopping to copy files (which he has probably already done), no time to squeal protest and rally troops. Nope, escorted out of building. hic

It is possible he was asked or someone suggested his slimy self resign, he refused, and President Trump responded. Bwahahahaha.

Here is what I hope:
Those he protected with his lies and FBI-speak parsing, I hope they are crapping their pants with liquid diarrhea right now. I want many to go down squealing like the pigs they are. The list is long after eight years of criminal activity and lies.

I don't ask for much.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at May 09, 2017 08:40 PM (fq4ih)

611 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykm8nJ7U-mI

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 09, 2017 08:40 PM (EoAgi)

612 mickey dolenz was really a craptacular drummer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:40 PM (KP5rU)

613 599 Frum confirmed with is "coup" tweet that there IS an attempted coup on Trump going on right now.

Maybe Comey was in on it?

This is intrigue at its best.

I hope more will be fired in the coming weeks.
Posted by: Pam at May 09, 2017 08:38 PM (cF0hS)

If it was a coup, Mr. Frum (and I use the term "mister" advisedly) you would not be around to proclaim as much.

Vershtayst?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)

614
Hey!

HOW DID ALL THIS DUNG GET ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE?! IT LOOKS LIKE A DUNGBOMB WENT OFF IN THERE!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:40 PM (vIjh1)

615 i dunno. watts seemed alright to me...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 08:40 PM (WTSFk)

616 You are, and I will be out there next, as I read Dune, and enjoyed it until 9/11. After that I was done with Muzzie-love of any kind.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:33 PM (Quwsn)

This is my kind of kufir.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:41 PM (nXCp4)

617 Comey gets to write a book, make a bunch of overpriced speeches, and get a comfy gig at some consulting firm. This is probably a good thing for him.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2017 08:41 PM (BO/km)

618 I'm down to chill on the porch, we can smoke out here.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (nXCp4)

=======

Well, if we can smoke and hang with the Womynz, yeah, count me in.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 08:41 PM (Hj4t4)

619 607 Hitler was pretty bad.

Yeah, but he's no TRUMP!

Hitler wouldn't be as bad as Trump if you grafted on Nixon's head, like Ray Milland on Rosey Grier!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

Meh. Ray was visible in the back seat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:41 PM (mbhDw)

620 614
Hey!

HOW DID ALL THIS DUNG GET ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE?! IT LOOKS LIKE A DUNGBOMB WENT OFF IN THERE!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:40 PM (vIjh1)

"What's brown and sounds like a bell, Alex!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

621 Mr. Comey,here's your United Airlines boarding pass!

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:39 PM (79p/O)

On second thought Mr Comey, we'll have to ask you to de-board!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 08:42 PM (gwPgz)

622 615; agree.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:42 PM (KP5rU)

623 Worst drummer has got to be Lars Ulrich hands down.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:42 PM (3TnQR)

624 The Left's response seems to be "But the timing!"
As if Trump is not allowed to change his assessment of Comey between January and May.

Hell, he could have decided to fire him now because Clapper just confirmed during the hearings that there's no evidence of collusion Trump campaign with Russia.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (NOIQH)

625 Comey has a press conference, says she's guilty, but that DoJ is corrupt and would never prosecute.

How do you continue on with the job at that point? There's nowhere to go.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

626 but the timing is bad. especially with comey in the midst to testifying on the hill.

but now, with uproar, trump will have a hard time cleaning up the dept. of justice. probably. seems like. i dunno.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (WTSFk)

627 Bannon is playing for keeps. The fact that Comey wasn't fired before this can only mean they were stringing them along. Some of these fuckers are gonna swing before it's all over.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (nXCp4)

628 Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2017 08:32 PM (P0Sw/)

Thor says they look like perfect 30 year old tits. Which is probably good for my age, but I miss the 20 year old pair I had, ya know?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (JlbSs)

629 Did Hitler golf?

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (BO/km)

630 619 607 Hitler was pretty bad.

Yeah, but he's no TRUMP!

Hitler wouldn't be as bad as Trump if you grafted on Nixon's head, like Ray Milland on Rosey Grier!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

Meh. Ray was visible in the back seat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:41 PM (mbhDw)

+++

This is hilarious.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (hiHQz)

631
But John Lennon's drummer for "We all shine on" has literally the single worst drum performance I've ever heard. Its shit-tastic.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:30 PM (ewSN2)

Alan White.

Yes, THAT Alan White. From Yes.

Surprised me when I found out, because I always thought it was Lennon, trying to prove that he was a virtuoso multi-instrumentalist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (quw2O)

632 auror borealis?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 09, 2017 08:44 PM (LQLeS)

633 623: lars reminds of that partridge kid drumming.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:44 PM (KP5rU)

634 629 Did Hitler golf?
Posted by: freaked

Probably not because he only had one ball.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:44 PM (79p/O)

635 627 Bannon is playing for keeps. The fact that Comey wasn't fired before this can only mean they were stringing them along. Some of these fuckers are gonna swing before it's all over.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (nXCp4)

I am a big Bannon fan. As things shake out and time passes, he looms large. And hence the forces arrayed against him, including the daughter and son-in-law.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

636
If Trump was smaht, he'd clear Comey to reveal EVERYTHING he knows about the fake investigation.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (cPF+x)

637 Ein ring, sie zu knechten, sie alle zu finden, sie ins Dunkel zu treiben und ewig zu binden.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (Quwsn)

638 Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar
====

GoK!

Trumpzilla vs. Comey-Bambi

Great flick!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (Uxokn)

639 Worst drummer has got to be Lars Ulrich hands down.

You'd enjoy the comments section for this youtube video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5m_8HuEBI4

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (ewSN2)

640 A day like today is reassuring. It causes me to reflect that he's got a plan, that he's in it for the long game and he will clean house.

Days like today I think Vito's going to give them plenty of rope, lots of lead line nice and loose.
Like when he speaks of president so and so he always gives them a grand courtesy and the media goes ape - just as they did when Bush looked into Putin's eyes.
It don't mean shit. It's a courtesy. Let the other guy foul it up.

Posted by: Good Foot at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (YT5Rb)

641 Comey? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (LQLeS)

642 Special. Sauce. Now.

Posted by: David Frum at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (Tyii7)

643 Elijah Cummings (have I mentioned that this bloated tick is my representative?) is calling for hearings!

https://tinyurl.com/mf5rgqg

The White House was already covering up for [former national security adviser] Michael Flynn by refusing to provide a single document to Congress, and now the President fired the one independent person who was doing the most to investigate President Trump and his [2016] campaign over allegations of coordination with Russia.”

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (NT3RT)

644 629 Did Hitler golf?
Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (BO/km)

Big Joo game. Oh, wait a second . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (mbhDw)

645
Worst drummer ever?

Phil Collins

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:45 PM (vIjh1)

646 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 08:43 PM (JlbSs)

Pics or...

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 08:46 PM (gwPgz)

647 Did Hitler golf?
Posted by: freaked

Zis is a closed club Tojo, don't tell zem you're Juden.

Posted by: Mr. A. Hilter at May 09, 2017 08:46 PM (ThlaB)

648 "Which is probably good for my age, but I miss the 20 year old pair I had, ya know?"

Umm, no. We're gonna need some pictures.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2017 08:46 PM (BO/km)

649 591 OK. J learned this on Me TV and it blew my mind. John Wayne's final movie role, small role as a voice actor only, is in this blockbuster movie. Name that movie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 08:36 PM (Nwg0u)

=======

Was it The Buddy Holly Story clip of the Duke saying "That'll be the day" that inspired the song?

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2017 08:46 PM (ZcAbN)

650 Fox is now livestreaming Comey's plane sitting. This is pretty silly.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 09, 2017 08:46 PM (RuyTK)

651 If it was a coup, Mr. Frum (and I use the term "mister" advisedly) you would not be around to proclaim as much.

Vershtayst?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)

Unless Mx. Frum meant it in the "counting coup" sense.

Which I highly doubt.

But if he did, racist!

Posted by: TexasDan at May 09, 2017 08:46 PM (kD732)

652 643 Elijah Cummings (have I mentioned that this bloated tick is my representative?) is calling for hearings!

He's too stupid to know that he's stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 09, 2017 08:46 PM (0mRoj)

653 metallica: the equal opportunity emplyoyer of the metal set.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:46 PM (KP5rU)

654 599 Frum confirmed with is "coup" tweet that there IS an attempted coup on Trump going on right now.

Maybe Comey was in on it?

This is intrigue at its best.

I hope more will be fired in the coming weeks.

Posted by: Pam at May 09, 2017 08:38 PM (cF0hS)

++++

#NeverTrumper Frum isn't saying that there is a coup against Trump. He is saying, as retarded as this seems, that the President of the United States is conducting a coup against the United States.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (R+30W)

655 Peter Brady was quite a drummer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (IqV8l)

656 Alan White.

Yes, THAT Alan White. From Yes.

Surprised me when I found out, because I always thought it was Lennon, trying to prove that he was a virtuoso multi-instrumentalist.

Thank you--that's really interesting to learn!

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (ewSN2)

657 >>>I, for one, do not like bald nether regions. I am not a child molester.

So you like hairy pits as well?

Posted by: Max Power at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (q177U)

658 652: most stupid people are.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (KP5rU)

659
When that liar sally yates said she couldn't comment on the ongoing fake investigation (but she didn't hesitate to imply Trump's guilt), President Trump should've granted her full clearance to disclose everything she knows.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (cPF+x)

660 Hitler was pretty bad.

Couldn't keep a beat to save his life.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

661
Speaking of drummers I think it was on a making of Quadrophenia that Pete Townsend said he never really liked Keith Moon's drumming (heresy I know, he said) but no matter what he asked Moon to play it was always the drum rolls and crashing cymbals

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (auHtY)

662 652 643 Elijah Cummings (have I mentioned that this bloated tick is my representative?) is calling for hearings!

He's too stupid to know that he's stupid.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 09, 2017 08:46 PM (0mRoj)

Dummy-Cruller. Low rent version of Dunnng-Kruger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

663 You know DT would have kicked Hitler's ass at golf. FDR's skinny butt too.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2017 08:48 PM (BO/km)

664 I, for one, do not like bald nether regions. I am not a child molester.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

Peeled peaches get eaten.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:48 PM (nXCp4)

665 Worst drummer?

That Partridge Family kid.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:48 PM (79p/O)

666 Worst drummer ever?

Phil Collins

Uh, no sorry.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:48 PM (ewSN2)

667 660 Hitler was pretty bad.

Couldn't keep a beat to save his life.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

LOL. Now, I am going to Hell for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

668 Comey go-ey.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 09, 2017 08:48 PM (Eynls)

669 Guess which secene of Bakshi's movie this exchange comes from!
Legolas: Das war alles? Man braucht nur "Freund" zu sagen und hatte den Schlussel?
Gimli: Gluckihere Zeiten waren das damals.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (Quwsn)

670 John Wayne's last movie hints:

Least likely movie you'd associate with JW.
Smash hit movie with many prequels and sequels.
He was the voice of a bad guy character with a long, elephant-like nose.

Give up?

http://tinyurl.com/lz86g5l

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (Nwg0u)

671 Wrt Comey's firing--what kind of pretzeling is in progress amongst the progs? Do they want him to go or stay?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (LQLeS)

672 664 I, for one, do not like bald nether regions. I am not a child molester.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

Peeled peaches get eaten.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:48 PM (nXCp4)

Wow. Just . . . WOW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (mbhDw)

673 including the daughter and son-in-law.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

I read that picture of him in the war room down in FL.
He is a POS snake. You can take that to the bank.

Posted by: Certifiable Cherokee Phrenologist at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (YT5Rb)

674 Hitler was pretty bad.

Posted by: Larry at May 09, 2017 08:26 PM (Mouru)

Let me tell you this! And you're hearing this straight from the horse. Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the pants off of Churchill!...Churchill!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)

675 670 John Wayne's last movie hints:

Least likely movie you'd associate with JW.
Smash hit movie with many prequels and sequels.
He was the voice of a bad guy character with a long, elephant-like nose.

Give up?

http://tinyurl.com/lz86g5l
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (Nwg0u)

The Shootist, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (mbhDw)

676 Fired. That means no unemployment for Mr Comey.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (e1mEI)

677 Hitler was pretty bad.

Couldn't keep a beat to save his life.

Now THAT'S the kind of commentary I come here for! Nicely done.

Posted by: Crusader at May 09, 2017 08:50 PM (ewSN2)

678 @639

That is awesome.

Thank you.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:50 PM (3TnQR)

679 "Hitler was pretty bad.
Couldn't keep a beat to save his life"

Yea he was the wurst.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2017 08:50 PM (BO/km)

680
Give up?

Yeah I would never have guessed.
I didn't know people who actually watched those stupid Lego movies.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:50 PM (cPF+x)

681 Wow. Just . . . WOW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (mbhDw)

I'm not talking about kids, jesus, but even you admit you like the grounds crew to keep the fairway in check!

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:51 PM (nXCp4)

682 >>"dick-shaped mouth"

I come here for the poetry.

Posted by: Caliban at May 09, 2017 08:52 PM (QE8X6)

683 if ringo was so bad, what does that say for poor pete best?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:52 PM (KP5rU)

684 Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (cPF+x)

I thought that hearing was yet another clear evidence of Congressional incompetence, Grassley should have said, "Miz Yates, I understand that you can't discuss classified sources and methods here, that's why we have a SCIF next door and as soon as this unclassified hearing is over, we're immediately resuming this discussion with a classified committee meeting certified by the appropriate security officers of every agency involved!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 08:52 PM (gwPgz)

685
I never understood the point of a Lego movie.

It's just a cartoon but with walking-talking, not to mention supple, Legos. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:52 PM (cPF+x)

686 OK, kids.

Hasta mon-yanna.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:52 PM (mbhDw)

687
craash crash crash crash

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:53 PM (vIjh1)

688 681 Wow. Just . . . WOW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:49 PM (mbhDw)

I'm not talking about kids, jesus, but even you admit you like the grounds crew to keep the fairway in check!
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:51 PM (nXCp4)

Yes, but NOT raw dirt. Anyway, I am a product of the 70s so bush is a comforting thought.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:53 PM (mbhDw)

689 Much of the left's ability to evaluate if something is good or bad comes from observing the right and doing the opposite.. because for many of them, we're enemies motivated by evil so our acts can be assumed to be evil. Particularly for Trump who is "literally Hitler" - as claimed by someone with a weak grasp of both Hitler and the meaning of literally.

Posted by: DaveM at May 09, 2017 08:53 PM (FNtbC)

690 @ 608, Farmer: the number of hundreds of thousands is possibly correct. Hilz, the wonder wumman, did not know how to print. Or, being Lady Fat Arse, simply wanted an underling to do the work for her. All emails via wikileaks suggest she was incapable, due to brain damage, laziness, stupid, incompetence, or a false sense of importance to do anything for herself. Hell, Huma carries her purse! Even Queen Elizabeth carries her own effing purse and she is 91!

Where was I? So, anyway, being all of above and probably drunk since noon, she never read her emails, just had Huma print them for her late night reading. She would absorb them by osmosis of her hazmat snoring when not bobble-heading, squinting through her trifocals, and shaking the printed copy so bad it looked like a cat typed it on acid. Her main concern, as Sec of State, was her corrupt Foundation and making $$$ having the pay to play game with Bill getting speeches for up to $500,000 (uh, by the RUSSIANS for the selling of 20% of our uranium). She was also very focused on racking up her frequent flyer miles to brag about when not under sniper fire.

Comey knows it all, where the bodies are buried, the scandals, the Foundation, the corruptness of the Swamp. He certainly knew the little plane discussion of grandchildren on the tarmac between Bill and Piano Legs Loretta was not about grandchildren (I don't think she has any).

I think Comey, during the election, was trying to protect himself from the obvious corruption. "Could not speak in this environment" is also code for "I ain't gonna tell you, dickwad."

The DOJ must have the goods on Comey. Maybe whistleblowers have come forward and they have been patiently gathering information in a big ole Comey pile.

Regardless, I am very happy. I am also hoping the evil ones are cramping and crapping as I write this. Podesta cutting his fingers. Hilz drunk and done fall out. Bill banging a bimbo. Huma trying to leave country. Weiner sending sexts to relieve his stress. Loretta attempting to run but fat legs won't work. Holder holding Barry's limpness with care. All of this house of cards is folding, y'all. Let's roll.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at May 09, 2017 08:53 PM (fq4ih)

691
Grassley should have said,...

Yep.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:53 PM (cPF+x)

692 Mitt grossen-titten, schvanz und bumsen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

You said "boobs" twice. Nothing wrong with that. Just pointing it out.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 09, 2017 08:53 PM (d76uN)

693 rahmstein would have never made it if they wouldn't have fired hitler. fact.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:54 PM (KP5rU)

694 All threads are hardwood vs carpet threads.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:54 PM (Uxokn)

695 "Long may Sun-In-His-Hair sing the songs and count coup !"

Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 09, 2017 08:54 PM (KGH7Z)

696 Chuck Schumer is a cockholster.

I am assured (by cockholsters) that this is a perfectly acceptable form of address.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:54 PM (HV1LS)

697 692
You said "boobs" twice. Nothing wrong with that. Just pointing it out.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 09, 2017 08:53 PM (d76uN)

Double. Get it? Anyway, I thought bumsen means schtupp?

Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:55 PM (mbhDw)

698 Maybe Ron Rosenstein is a feminist, and he was appalled that Loretta Lynch's authority was usurped by a white man. That's how I interpret the memo.

Posted by: Joss Whedon at May 09, 2017 08:55 PM (vRcUp)

699 if ringo was so bad, what does that say for poor pete best?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:52 PM (KP5rU)

Best was worst

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:55 PM (auHtY)

700 I come here for the poetry.
Posted by: Caliban at May 09, 2017 08:52 PM (QE8X6)

I'm gonna start using the phrase in mixed company, this phrase has GOT to be put over the top.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:55 PM (nXCp4)

701 Anderson Cooper is in a gay tizzy with Kellyanne Conway.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 09, 2017 08:56 PM (e0nB5)

702 DU KANNST NICHT WEITER!!!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 08:56 PM (Quwsn)

703 The question is....

WHO will be the new FBI director? One of my good friends thinks Condi Rice.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:56 PM (nXCp4)

704 Double. Get it? Anyway, I thought bumsen means schtupp?

Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2017 08:55 PM (mbhDw)

It does.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 09, 2017 08:56 PM (d76uN)

705 #NeverTrumper Frum isn't saying that there is a coup against Trump. He is saying, as retarded as this seems, that the President of the United States is conducting a coup against the United States.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2017 08:47 PM (R+30W)

Quite so, for them he is a coup.
That's why he got elected.
That's how delusional they are.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2017 08:57 PM (YT5Rb)

706 Anderson Cooper is in a gay tizzy with Kellyanne Conway.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 09, 2017 08:56 PM (e0nB5)

My money is on Kellyanne.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 08:57 PM (HV1LS)

707 All threads are hardwood vs carpet threads.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 08:54 PM (Uxokn)

======

This one is more like Berber vs. Shag.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 09, 2017 08:57 PM (Hj4t4)

708 do you have a nice chardonay with a gay tizzy? or zinfadel?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 08:57 PM (KP5rU)

709 I never understood the point of a Lego movie.

It's just a cartoon but with walking-talking, not to mention supple, Legos. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Soothsayer

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LEGOS AREN'T ALIVE AND THEY AREN'T SUPPLE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (vRcUp)

710 Nichts falsch mit einer gut getrimmten Hecke.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (vIjh1)

711 WHO will be the new FBI director?

Who is the new FBI director? Watts the name of the Stone's drummer?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (auHtY)

712 watts 50 + years plugging away consistently good in about a dozen genres without making an ass or a star of himself. no big solo's or extravagance but no let downs or screw-ups. consistently good in the background add a drummer should.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (WTSFk)

713 Ringo Starr was not a bad drummer, in fact he was an exceptional drummer who created signature drum hooks and played with an appropriateness that is unrivaled in rock and roll.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (3TnQR)

714
Here's my guess as to what's happening right now.

Comey's phone is ringing off the hook. He's got every alt-left Democrat shit calling him, including obama, trying to get him to turn.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (cPF+x)

715 I broke out the Glenlivet 18, which I keep for special occasions.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

716 I come here for the the incisive commentary but stay for the filth.

It's all good.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (79p/O)

717 "WHO will be the new FBI director? "

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Posthumously

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)

718 Personally, Mort, I'm a fan of a nice thin runner over red oak.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (nXCp4)

719 as a drummer should, i.e.. i think. maybe. wtvr. dunno. seems ok to me.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 08:59 PM (WTSFk)

720 I blame not having my glasses on.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 09, 2017 08:59 PM (d76uN)

721 Quite so, for them he is a coup.
That's why he got elected.
That's how delusional they are.
Posted by: gNewt

The syllable count in your haiku is way off. It's like you weren't even trying.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2017 08:59 PM (ThlaB)

722 I broke out the Glenlivet 18, which I keep for special occasions.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

I just killed my Maker's Mark, which is a far less distinguished bourbon now than it seemed in college.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:59 PM (nXCp4)

723 713 Ringo Starr was not a bad drummer, in fact he was an exceptional drummer who created signature drum hooks and played with an appropriateness that is unrivaled in rock and roll.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (3TnQR)

Yeah. How many people calling him a bad drummer played for the Beatles?

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

724
So John piece of shit McCain doesn't like that Comey was fired (by Trump), and that cocksucker Richard Burr is "troubled" by Comey getting fired (by Trump).

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:00 PM (cPF+x)

725 Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Posthumously

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)

He's going to make Kookie his assistant

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 09:00 PM (auHtY)

726 #NeverTrumper Frum isn't saying that there is a coup against Trump. He is saying, as retarded as this seems, that the President of the United States is conducting a coup against the United States.

-
So the same way I call my left hand Ginger and my right Mary Ann?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 09:00 PM (Nwg0u)

727 Does Anderson Cooper get into any other kind of tizzy?

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:00 PM (nXCp4)

728 >>>Quite so, for them he is a coup.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: Max Power at May 09, 2017 09:00 PM (q177U)

729 ... oh, and since i've been on a rolling stones immersion for the past few weeks, i highly recommend rolling stones c.1965. refreshing.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 09:00 PM (WTSFk)

730 Fucking John Batchelor. He was a bigtime neocon in the Bush years, he was a #nevertrumper, he opens up his show with Russian National Anthem and then comparisons to Watergate.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 09:00 PM (HV1LS)

731 Frum lets the cat out of the bag. Plan all along was for deep state to nullify or at least minimize the agenda of the elected President and Congress. The more deep staters that get weeded out, the greater the chance of a "drain the swamp" "coup" happens.

Posted by: El Dangeroso at May 09, 2017 09:01 PM (+v3lS)

732 Who is the new FBI director? Watts the name of the Stone's drummer?

I thought Who was on first base.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 09:01 PM (duqQO)

733 If Trump had fired him sooner Hillary would be President.

Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at May 09, 2017 09:01 PM (mtGE/)

734 WHO will be the new FBI director?

----
No, Guess Who.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 09, 2017 09:01 PM (vIjh1)

735 714: turn? from what? he's already a twatwaffle. that shit is already baked in the cake.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

736 So John piece of shit McCain doesn't like that Comey was fired (by Trump), and that cocksucker Richard Burr is "troubled" by Comey getting fired (by Trump).

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:00 PM (cPF+x)

I can hardly wait until Miss Lindsay lets us know what's really going on!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 09:01 PM (gwPgz)

737 Ringo Starr was not a bad drummer, in fact he was an exceptional drummer who created signature drum hooks and played with an appropriateness that is unrivaled in rock and roll.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (3TnQR)

I have it on authority that you are absolutely correct.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2017 09:02 PM (YT5Rb)

738 WHO will be the new FBI director?

----
No, Guess Who.
Posted by: fixerupper

He's on first.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2017 09:03 PM (ThlaB)

739
Fucking John Batchelor. He was a bigtime neocon in the Bush years, he was a #nevertrumper, he opens up his show with Russian National Anthem and then comparisons to Watergate.

Posted by: blaster

He has Steve Cohen on for an hour a week.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 09:03 PM (IqV8l)

740 "i used to love her

[thrum thrum]

but it's all over now."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 09:03 PM (WTSFk)

741 I demand an investigation by , dig Tail-gunner Joe up and let's clean house.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at May 09, 2017 09:03 PM (9vLBm)

742 Fucking John Batchelor. He was a bigtime neocon in the Bush years, he was a #nevertrumper, he opens up his show with Russian National Anthem and then comparisons to Watergate.
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 09:00 PM (HV1LS)

John Batchelor is a squish who doesn't have the sack to actually affect a British accent and just pussyfoots around it.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:04 PM (nXCp4)

743 Of necessity, wouldn't the worst drummer have to be Rick Allen?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 09, 2017 09:04 PM (vRcUp)

744
My, we are a gabby bunch...

Is the coup filled with plucked or f*cked chickens?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:04 PM (pNxlR)

745 John Roberts on Fox is hilarious.

Really.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 09:04 PM (79p/O)

746 keith olberman for fbi director. he aint doin nuffin. wicked smaht too. kollidge gerduate too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:04 PM (KP5rU)

747 734 WHO will be the new FBI director?

----
No, Guess Who.

I'm guessing Foreigner is out then.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2017 09:04 PM (dvH9o)

748 [they do a high-voltage reverb rockabilly thing on that 'thrum' that's really neat.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 09:04 PM (WTSFk)

749 >>>Fucking John Batchelor. He was a bigtime neocon in the Bush years, he was a #nevertrumper, he opens up his show with Russian National Anthem and then comparisons to Watergate.

That sucks, used to love his show when it was on a local channel. He really helped lift my post 2012 blues.

Posted by: Max Power at May 09, 2017 09:05 PM (q177U)

750
The thing with Charlie Watts is that Keith is always playing so far behind the beat that you can practically use the delay to figure out how far away from the drumstand Keith is standing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 09:05 PM (quw2O)

751 744: embrace the power of and.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:05 PM (KP5rU)

752 (... i'm going to go listen to them! ciao!)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 09:06 PM (WTSFk)

753 Ringo had at least one thing going for him - the ability to get along with 2 of the biggest egos on the planet at the time, Lennon & McCartney.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 09:06 PM (duqQO)

754 583 -- too bad you hadn't said that in "John's voice", or maybe I heard it that way.
Typing things.

Posted by: micky at May 09, 2017 09:06 PM (dF9Lb)

755 Bob really sucked as an OS.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 09, 2017 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

756 724
So John piece of shit McCain doesn't like that Comey was fired (by Trump), and that cocksucker Richard Burr is "troubled" by Comey getting fired (by Trump).
----------
Whoremongers! Cromwell says it all....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihUHlDZZfkY

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 09:06 PM (Quwsn)

757 He's back! And this time he's riding a dinosaur.

https://youtu.be/dxiCnhH6TcM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 09:07 PM (Nwg0u)

758
Comey is a multi-orificed cockholster.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:08 PM (pNxlR)

759 Elijah Cummings (have I mentioned that this bloated tick is my representative?) is calling for hearings!
The White House was already covering up for [former national security adviser] Michael Flynn blah, blah, blah
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 09, 2017 08:45

I'm catching up...has anyone pointed out Elijah Cummings is an idiot and buffoon?

Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2017 09:08 PM (o/90i)

760 715 I broke out the Glenlivet 18, which I keep for special occasions.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

I'm having a 2014 Pinot from my grapes. It's good.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2017 09:09 PM (Ri/rl)

761 Hardwood.
Ginger
Mongolian compound bow
7.62 Tokarev from a CZ52
SMLE
Lynch's Dune

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 09, 2017 09:09 PM (TwwWO)

762 who played drums on lucy in the sky with diamonds?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

763 but I miss the 20 year old pair I had, ya know?

You don't get to keep the ones that point straight up when you're lying on your back for very long

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2017 09:09 PM (39g3+)

764 Intent to violate the law...

Did Hills intend to send classified information to those without clearance and/or need to know? Sure.

But did Hills specifically intend to violate 5USC1132 (whatever it actually is)? No. There is no record that Hills intended to violate a specific statute for the express purposes of violating that statute. Therefore, no intent.

Cumdumpster Comey has earned a special prosecutor of his very own.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 09, 2017 09:09 PM (P/kVC)

765
Ann Coulter made the joke, but, at this point, I wouldn't be surprised at all if a federal judge issued an injunction stopping Comey's termination.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:10 PM (cPF+x)

766 Read the content. Skipped the comments.

Why did Comey do this ? The back-and-forth of killing the investigation of the Clinton emails - then making a public statement that the search was back on - then making another show of killing it yet again ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 09, 2017 09:10 PM (fiGNd)

767 Recommend going to conservative treehouse they simply have put up a note that says Trump always says what he's going to do and then they have trumps speech at the convention. Recommend watching it it will put joy in your heart

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2017 09:10 PM (bJ+bK)

768 some of the unique Ringo signatures come from that Ringo is left handed playing a right-handed kit... interview is on Youtube...

Posted by: phreshone at May 09, 2017 09:10 PM (DpOmP)

769 re egos, poor Ringo would not have had a chance against Morrissey and Marr

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 09:10 PM (tZ4Qu)

770
wow Jesse Watters just summed up Comey's malfeasance in about 45 seconds

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:11 PM (cPF+x)

771 Lamentations!! I hear them!

Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2017 09:11 PM (CLKfs)

772 Wow Libs heads are exploding! How delicious!

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 09:11 PM (O2RFr)

773 the lefties all think trump will be indicted tomorrow. they are truly off the fucking rails at full throttle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

774 You don't have to prove motive in a court of law.

you just have to prove opportunity and means.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 09:12 PM (duqQO)

775 John Roberts on Fox is hilarious.
Really.
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 09:04 PM
~~~~~
I like Roberts.

But had to turn FOX off because I can't stand listening to Dana Perino saying Trump should have just said, "FBI Director serves at the pleasure of the president and the president would like to appoint someone else at this time...thank you very much for your service."

She just doesn't get it. She's still living in the failed Bush-world.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 09:12 PM (HiDrR)

776 come here for the the incisive commentary but stay for the filth.

It's all good.
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 08:58 PM (79p/O)

That about sums it up, yes ma'am.

How be ye?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:12 PM (JlbSs)

777
757 He's back! And this time he's riding a dinosaur.

https://youtu.be/dxiCnhH6TcM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 09, 2017 09:07 PM (Nwg0u)

Luckily the T-Rex isn't carrying a Schmeisser. It'd suck to get cut down by small arms fire.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 09:12 PM (quw2O)

778 Hardwood.
Ginger
Mongolian compound bow
7.62 Tokarev from a CZ52
SMLE
Lynch's Dune

The True Grit remake.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 09:12 PM (E6QSr)

779 757 He's back! And this time he's riding a dinosaur.

https://youtu.be/dxiCnhH6TcM
-----------
Every SJW just wet themselves a little.

Propose we make these guys the AOSHQ pep band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DF-pIojGME

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 09:13 PM (Quwsn)

780 wow Jesse Watters just summed up Comey's malfeasance in about 45 seconds

Posted by: Soothsayer
===

He plays like he is a goofy slacker, but the kid has real talent.

He rightfully should have inherited O'Reilly's show.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 09:13 PM (Uxokn)

781 It's a coup.

Remember these are the Serious You Guys People, the dispassionate scribes of the Right who write Serious Things because they're Serious People Seriously.

As for the Left, we always knew they were nuts but now they're like the bipolar meth addict next door who gives off those crazy vibes where you worry about saying anything to them.

"Hey nice today!"

"NOT FOR THE TREES IT ISN'T ARRGGGHHHH DRUMPF!"

You've decided to discreetly carry iron now whenever you're outside because who knows when the volcano is going to blow?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (4ErVI)

782 Wow Libs heads are exploding! How delicious!
---

But he made sure Hillary lost the election. It was HIS fault. Doesn't he DESERVE to be punished for what he did to her? Well, DOESN'T HE?????

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (8zWAk)

783 I like Roberts.

But had to turn FOX off because I can't stand listening to Dana Perino saying Trump should have just said, "FBI Director serves at the pleasure of the president and the president would like to appoint someone else at this time...thank you very much for your service."

She just doesn't get it. She's still living in the failed Bush-world.
Posted by: IrishEi

well, she is really nothing more than a cheerleader for republicans. she would be a cheerleader for deomcrats if hs had worked for them instead of bush. she really has no understanding of or belief in anything.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (cPsPa)

784 Comey was escorted onto a plane in LA apparently. Early start to his summer vacay!

Posted by: IC at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (gcme+)

785 Drudge does say Grand jury subpoenas have been issued to associates of Flynn... Unfortunate timing for those...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (O2RFr)

786
When will PDJT get around to firing Toivo Eskaleinen (or whatever the fook his name is) over at the IRS?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

787 The more hysterical they act. The more you know you landed a big blow.

Posted by: Thursby at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (1wofY)

788 Comey? That sounds like 'come on me'! So funny! My 'Snatched' opens Friday!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (qeUgm)

789 I think Trump's pickin' em off one by one, probably starting to figure out who has been doing the leaking.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (JlbSs)

790 Meanwhile, we all wait anxiously for the Stuttering Cluster twins, Pop-eyed Pelosi of the sagging Botox, and Maxine Wighat Waters to shamble onto the camera and drool.

Ninny Nancy will blame this on Bush, as she keeps forgetting who is President. Maxine will shriek about racism or something not related, leading to impeachment (in reality she thinks that is some type of immature peach liquor).

I know the bald nitwit (Cummings) has already doddered about an immediate special hearing, which he specializes in...and, with great joy, Trey Gowdy will enstomp him.

President Trump, meanwhile, is watching CNN and laughing hysterically, planning his tweets of tomorrow.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (fq4ih)

791 784; he can start it in compton. fucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:15 PM (KP5rU)

792 the lefties all think trump will be indicted tomorrow. they are truly off the fucking rails at full throttle.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

Then I guess I'm a little bit fucking retarded too.

I like this move by Trump ... shows huge balls, and he's not done that on Domestic Issues for a while ... but I'm absolutely sure this move galvanized the Ryan-McCain-Graham opposition.

The Lefties ain't all that far off target. They get it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 09, 2017 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

793 Recommend going to conservative treehouse they simply have put up a note that says Trump always says what he's going to do and then they have trumps speech at the convention. Recommend watching it it will put joy in your heart
Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2017 09:10 PM (bJ+bK)

Evil is undone by itself. Good is incomprehensible to it. Trump is simply American. Rude, unpolished, inexplicably resilient and successful, unrelenting, fearless, proud before men and humble before God.

Here's to the left continuing to believe their own shit until it kills them.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:15 PM (nXCp4)

794 But he made sure Hillary lost the election. It was HIS fault. Doesn't he DESERVE to be punished for what he did to her? Well, DOESN'T HE?????

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (8zWAk)

Odd how the left can turn on a dime like that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 09:15 PM (auHtY)

795 Do these lefties breathlessly calling for impeachment remember that Bill Clinton was impeached? And stayed in office AND is still their hero?

Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2017 09:15 PM (CLKfs)

796 778. I could maybe be persuaded.

Miller's Crossing

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 09, 2017 09:16 PM (TwwWO)

797 Guess which secene of Bakshi's movie this exchange comes from!

Easy! Wenn ich den Film gesehen hätte...

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2017 09:16 PM (HwVbl)

798 Who's Next ?

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 09, 2017 09:16 PM (EoAgi)

799 When will PDJT get around to firing Toivo Eskaleinen (or whatever the fook his name is) over at the IRS?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

That motherfucker is a gray.

proof: http://bit.ly/2ptLbXl

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:16 PM (nXCp4)

800
Whoa, Catherine Herridge just revealed an upcoming bombshell?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:16 PM (cPF+x)

801 @783

She does love Jasper and she's exceptionally attractive.

Other than that she's a mediocrity.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 09:16 PM (3TnQR)

802 795 Do these lefties breathlessly calling for impeachment remember that Bill Clinton was impeached? And stayed in office AND is still their hero?

And in 1993 he fired his head of the FBI?

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 09:16 PM (O2RFr)

803 {...know what? i don't think i've ever heard a charlie watts drum solo. good.

[roll me roll me call me the tumbling dice...]}

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2017 09:17 PM (WTSFk)

804 As for the Left, we always knew they were nuts but now they're like the bipolar meth addict next door who gives off those crazy vibes where you worry about saying anything to them.

"Hey nice today!"

"NOT FOR THE TREES IT ISN'T ARRGGGHHHH DRUMPF!"

You've decided to discreetly carry iron now whenever you're outside because who knows when the volcano is going to blow?
---
Yep. That pretty much describes it.

Collectively, we're at the stage now where we look outside to make sure they're not around when we leave the house, and if they suddenly do appear, we avert our glance and don't make eye contact.

/bi-polar meth head democrats= the 21st Century Jehovah's Witnesses!

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2017 09:17 PM (8zWAk)

805 Miller's Crossing

Touche.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 09:18 PM (E6QSr)

806 My totally useless and utterly devalued $.02:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*gaaaaaaasssssssp*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I had a song about schadenboners set to "The Hills Are Alive (with the Sound of Music)" but I'll save it till tomorrow.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at May 09, 2017 09:18 PM (1FhAQ)

807 Whoa, Catherine Herridge just revealed an upcoming bombshell?

Probably the subpoenas for Flynn's business associates...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 09:18 PM (O2RFr)

808 Whoa, Catherine Herridge just revealed an upcoming bombshell?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!

thanks mom

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (cPsPa)

809 Tammy!

I'm great . The surgery in January was successful, no cancer and did me a world of good.

How are you these days?

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (79p/O)

810 I saw Toivo Eskaleinen open for Suzy Quatro back in 1984.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (4ErVI)

811 That motherfucker is a gray.

Let's just say he's not above a little rectal probing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (E6QSr)

812 >>>the lefties all think trump will be indicted tomorrow. they are truly off the fucking rails at full throttle.

This is where the fun begins.

Posted by: Max Power at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (q177U)

813 >>>>>Whoa, Catherine Herridge just revealed an upcoming bombshell?

Just one?

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (nXCp4)

814 So John piece of shit McCain doesn't like that Comey was fired (by Trump), and that cocksucker Richard Burr is "troubled" by Comey getting fired (by Trump).
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:00

These Reps piling on disgust me. I'm supposed to be a loyal Rep and vote for these shits w/ an R after their name and they attack a Rep President?

Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (o/90i)

815 I wonder if the GOPe types are more angry about the firing, or not being in the loop?

Posted by: Thursby at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (1wofY)

816 hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: micky at May 09, 2017 09:20 PM (dF9Lb)

817 She does love Jasper and she's exceptionally attractive.

Other than that she's a mediocrity.
Posted by: Kreplach

well the dog thing is her best quality. she is physically dull. probably the worst lay in nyc.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:20 PM (cPsPa)

818 Just got in. This is fabulous news!!!

Corrupt Comey is the weak link in the chain that just got stomped on by Trump.

Yipppeeee!!!

Posted by: The Media Suxs at May 09, 2017 09:20 PM (sbCWj)

819 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 09, 2017 09:16 PM (TwwWO)

I googled images of lovely ladies wearing ao bai and bookmarked them. So lovely.

If that makes me a creep, so be it.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 09, 2017 09:20 PM (gG97F)

820 Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (79p/O)

WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!

***joyfully crosses that particular item off prayer list***

I'm well, thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:20 PM (JlbSs)

821 The acting FBI director is worse than Comey...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 09:21 PM (O2RFr)

822 The Left are behaving like the infected from 28 days later.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 09, 2017 09:21 PM (2qHjF)

823 MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:21 PM (cPsPa)

824
btw, I hate really tall people.

I hate them as much as I hate really short people.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:21 PM (cPF+x)

825 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:20 PM (cPsPa)

Worse then Lena?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:21 PM (JlbSs)

826 If what Mark Levin read this afternoon from the deputy AG's letter was accurate, it seems that even Eric Holder agreed that Comey's announcement about Hillary Clinton was highly irregular and wrong.

I wonder why Lynch didn't see things that way.

Posted by: Gork at May 09, 2017 09:21 PM (9JDsW)

827 815 I wonder if the GOPe types are more angry about the firing, or not being in the loop?
----
Yes to both!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 09, 2017 09:22 PM (Quwsn)

828 I wonder if the GOPe types are more angry about the firing, or not being in the loop?
Posted by: Thursby

They've been bat-shit insane since the convention last year.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2017 09:22 PM (udajc)

829 Catherine Herridge was hot on Firefly

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 09:22 PM (tZ4Qu)

830 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:21 PM (cPsPa)

yankeefifth!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (JlbSs)

831 Evan who?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (BHMfA)

832 819. A creep with exceptionally refined taste. A ron could do worse.

**resumes watching hi-def, slo-mo vid of his angel in her ao dai, dancing with a shashka**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (TwwWO)

833 I think Trump fired Comey because I cajoled him into it.

I comment on DJT's posts on Facebook, and I've taken to hitting him pretty hard with "your the President, why don't you do something about it? Sad!" type stuff every time he mentions the crap that's going on.

If you look at the comments most all others are just pro anti Trump.

I even had DJT reply back "Thank You" one time when I gave a positive comment about something.

Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (LQ1Q3)

834
In rebuttal and piling on, tomorrow night the insufferably smug Rachel Maddow will execute another big reveal, featuring ...

... wait for it ...

... PDJTrump's 2004 tax returns!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (pNxlR)

835 Catherine Herridge was hot on Firefly
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 09, 2017 09:22 PM (tZ4Qu)

She's got that Zoe Voss vibe going on.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (nXCp4)

836 740 "i used to love her

But I had to kill her

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (0mRoj)

837 Worse then Lena?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

dunham? I would think so. dunham would probably be enthusiastic. perino is just going to lay there saying don't let it touch me. did it touch me? did you get any on me? kind of like dog germs and lucy but with sex.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (cPsPa)

838 The acting FBI director is worse than Comey...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 09:21 PM (O2RFr)

Fire him too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (auHtY)

839 I wonder if the GOPe types are more angry about the firing, or not being in the loop?
Posted by: Thursby at May 09, 2017 09:19 PM (1wofY)

I'll take what's behind Door #3 ...

... Senior Republicans are complicit in Benghazi and Fast and Furious. Dicks like Comey were more than willing to not look into that shit too hard ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (fiGNd)

840 Dana, your suggested replacement forTtrumps letter to Comey sounds more like what you write when you're dumping the Junior League caterer because they forgot the brandy sauce for the Bundt cake. She needs to find another line of work.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (bJ+bK)

841 Libs, even if Trump were impeached Hillary will still not be President...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (O2RFr)

842 Dumbledore didn't know about Sirius' innocence, and
Sirius was killed by death eaters fighting alongside Dumbledore's spec
ops warriors in the ministry of magic in book 5. It seems to me you've
inverted the lore here. Plus, Harry does feel that way in book 7 and
then there's the dream scene in the train station.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 08:37 PM (nXCp4)

Dumbledore was the head of the judiciary and allowed Sirius to be thrown in jail without a trial and admitted he knew he was condemning Harry to an abusive home (remember his little soliloquy after Sirius death?). "I knew I was condemning you to ten dark and difficult years" he told Harry about leaving him on his aunt's doorstep like a bottle of milk.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 09:24 PM (FTXAT)

843 News Flash:

Bill Clinton also removed an FBI Director. But that wasn't a Constitutional crisis.

....ahhh...why do I even bother

Posted by: Czar Peter at May 09, 2017 09:24 PM (qaWk6)

844 >>>833

Yeah well set that motherfucker straight on healthcare, thanks.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:24 PM (nXCp4)

845 Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 09:16 PM (3TnQR)

I'm willing to cut her a lot of slack because she has, and obviously loves, a Vizsla. Beyond that, she's another airhead bimbo!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 09:24 PM (gwPgz)

846 Is anyone other than the horde celebrating this great news?

Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2017 09:25 PM (CLKfs)

847 Catherine Herridge is a Hillary - bot and believes the

Russia Russia Russia crap?

Another one bites the dust.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 09:25 PM (Uxokn)

848 Glad to see Comey go. We can only hope Paul Ryan is on the list.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 09, 2017 09:25 PM (BHMfA)

849 He's back! And this time he's riding a dinosaur.

https://youtu.be/dxiCnhH6TcM

The wikipedia page doesn't say who's playing him. Is it being kept secret to drum up publicity?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 09, 2017 09:25 PM (vRcUp)

850 800: she should just leave that in the restroom.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:26 PM (KP5rU)

851
1) Never before was an FBI director fired!

2) okay, yes, Bill Clinton, as a new president, fired his FBI director, but that was totally different!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:26 PM (cPF+x)

852 yeah would have rather had paul ryan enjoying the view from the pike instead of comey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:26 PM (cPsPa)

853 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (cPsPa)

Well then.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:26 PM (JlbSs)

854 Dumbledore was the head of the judiciary and allowed Sirius to be thrown in jail without a trial and admitted he knew he was condemning Harry to an abusive home (remember his little soliloquy after Sirius death?). "I knew I was condemning you to ten dark and difficult years" he told Harry about leaving him on his aunt's doorstep like a bottle of milk.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 09:24 PM (FTXAT)

Sirius Black was effectively a terrorist who lived in a cave and was only safe because he could turn into a dog. The real reason Harry stayed with the Dursleys was because as an underage wizard in his family's home he was under some unwritten magical protection both from adoring fans and evil alike. It's all in the books.

But we can agree to disagree without being disagreeable

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:26 PM (nXCp4)

855 830; miss tammy! staying dry?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (KP5rU)

856 @821

He's the one with the corrupt democrat appartchick wife.

Trump needs to literally run a decimation on the entirety of the fedgov on an hourly basis.

This is why it's imposible to unpack levithan, the vermin inhabit every nook and cranny.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (kgUj2)

857 It's a coup.

- David Frum (@davidfrum) May 9, 2017

Coup de Grace?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (zc3Db)

858 well, she is really nothing more than a cheerleader for republicans. she would be a cheerleader for deomcrats if hs had worked for them instead of bush. she really has no understanding of or belief in anything.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:14

I've one word for Dana Perino...vacuous. And Fox confirmed their idiot hirings by bringing on Marie Harf.

Seriously, I need Harf's opinion. Give me a break, I'll shut her off.

Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (o/90i)

859 847: Seriously?

Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (CLKfs)

860 Well then.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

indeed!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (cPsPa)

861 "Evil is undone by itself. Good is incomprehensible to it. Trump is simply American. Rude, unpolished, inexplicably resilient and successful, unrelenting, fearless, proud before men and humble before God.

Here's to the left continuing to believe their own shit until it kills them.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:15 PM (nXCp4) "

This.

Amen.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (KGH7Z)

862
I have a out-and-out lefty whack job on my FB who has taken to responding to PDJT's tweets and then posting screenshots of his ballsy speaking truth to power.

#TheResistanceIsReal
and is
#MakingADifference!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (pNxlR)

863 I've one word for Dana Perino...vacuous.

Bobblehead.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 09, 2017 09:28 PM (zc3Db)

864 I've one word for Dana Perino...vacuous. And Fox confirmed their idiot hirings by bringing on Marie Harf.

Seriously, I need Harf's opinion. Give me a break, I'll shut her off.
Posted by: Farmer

I will see your vacuous and raise you a vapid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:28 PM (cPsPa)

865 Frum said it's a coup!

A COUP!

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at May 09, 2017 07:50 PM (OQuSz)

Did he pronounce the P?

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 09, 2017 09:28 PM (dargh)

866 miss tammy! staying dry?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

phrasing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (cPsPa)

867 well, she is really nothing more than a cheerleader for republicans.

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

868 Someone needs to ask Comey how does the President's ass taste now?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (5VlCp)

869 Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2017 09:23 PM (bJ+bK)

Surely not a Bundt cake at the illustrious Junior League.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (JlbSs)

870 Open Thread So Everyone Can Continue Talking About Comey

Personally, I'd rather be talking about Benedict Roberts having been impeached ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (zc3Db)

871 Wait - Dana Perino in a cheerleader uniform.

Thinking....

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (HV1LS)

872 @ LASue

She just talked about the "grayzone" or some crap and said that Russia interfered with our election.

She said that their "information campaign was successful beyond their wildest dreams."

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (Uxokn)

873 I've had a really bad day at work.

Like, frustratingly come home flaming fucking mad incendiary bad.

I won't talk about how I feel about Joss Whedon, Jen Rubin and the rest of these fucking fucks and what I'd like to happen to them.

I'll just have another drink.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (/o9Qk)

874 harf, isn't that what your cat does on the sofa?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

875 Frum said it's a coup!

A COUP!

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney

typo, he meant coupe

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (cPsPa)

876 Being a liberal means having bad memories, poor anger management and being hypocritical, in other words, they are 4 year olds. I'm glad there's facts to spank them with.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (pzA2L)

877 Y5 you drinking?

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 09:30 PM (HV1LS)

878 It gets better:

While giving a speech, Comey saw TV in the background flalhing the news that he had been fired.

He thought it was a joke! Said it was a pretty good prank!!!

Staff started scurrying around and told him to step into a nearby office.

Link goes to NYT:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n8z2723

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2017 09:30 PM (HiDrR)

879 When I want Marie Harf's opinion I'll go check Matt Yglesias' twitter feed.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:30 PM (nXCp4)

880 I've had a really bad day at work.

Like, frustratingly come home flaming fucking mad incendiary bad.

I won't talk about how I feel about Joss Whedon, Jen Rubin and the rest of these fucking fucks and what I'd like to happen to them.

I'll just have another drink.
Posted by: @DangerGirl

well hello there

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:30 PM (cPsPa)

881 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (KP5rU)

I am almost afraid to ask what you mean!

How are you?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:30 PM (JlbSs)

882 Elijah Cummings (have I mentioned that this bloated tick is my representative?) is calling for hearings!

Great! Let's have hearings about Cummings siccing the IRS on Tea Party groups!

Oh, not those hearings?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

883 Here's what I love. The Democrats are accusing the Russians of rigging the election by exposing emails that show the Democrats trying to rig the election.

Posted by: Mike at May 09, 2017 09:31 PM (c056A)

884 Dana Perino is pointless fluff.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 09, 2017 09:31 PM (79p/O)

885
Comey must've disrespected President Trump for the president to cold-cock him like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:31 PM (cPF+x)

886 And I just spilled my bourbon down my shirt.

So yeah...hello day.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 09, 2017 09:31 PM (/o9Qk)

887 Posted by: @DangerGirl

Enjoy the lamentations of our enemies!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:31 PM (JlbSs)

888 Sirius Black was effectively a terrorist who lived
in a cave and was only safe because he could turn into a dog. The real
reason Harry stayed with the Dursleys was because as an underage wizard
in his family's home he was under some unwritten magical protection both
from adoring fans and evil alike. It's all in the books.

But we can agree to disagree without being disagreeable

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:26 PM (nXCp4)

We can do that... but I still say Dumbledore was an ass for basically grooming a little kid to commit suicide.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 09:32 PM (FTXAT)

889 She said that their "information campaign was successful beyond their wildest dreams."

Well, the released e-mails were successful in showing Hillary for what she is...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 09:32 PM (O2RFr)

890 Until a new director comes in, Andrew McCabe is in charge.

Yeah, that guy. Whose wife received donations from the DNC to run as a Democratic senator in Virginia.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 09, 2017 09:32 PM (9rx6L)

891 Y5 you drinking?
Posted by: blaster

this is not about the perino comments is it. I would have to down a lot of scotch to make her look better. especially if she is sitting next to that Guilfoyle lady.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:32 PM (cPsPa)

892 Sorry to hear that, DangerGirl.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

893 Personally, I'd rather be talking about Benedict Roberts having been impeached ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 09, 2017 09:29 PM (zc3Db)

I will now light a votive candle for the impending retirement of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
And another for the immediate retirement of Benedict Roberts.

Both before 2018 rolls around please, thank you.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (nXCp4)

894 881: talking about the floods everywhere. i knew the minute i posted, well, that should bring em out. we're doing great, thanks. and you?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

895 I have a out-and-out lefty whack job on my FB who has taken to responding to PDJT's tweets and then posting screenshots of his ballsy speaking truth to power.

#TheResistanceIsReal
and is
#MakingADifference!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:27 PM (pNxlR)

If you want stupid, uneducated, ill educated and batshit crazy click on the CNN link with the Egg McMuffin tweet. It's Joss Whedon level idiocy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (auHtY)

896 ESPN: Judge vacates Hernandez murder conviction

I hope he can now get that law degree that always eluded him.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (9Q5BJ)

897 While giving a speech, Comey saw TV in the background flalhing the news that he had been fired.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mr932of

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

898 It is a coup, against the establishment.

Posted by: davidt at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (XoldI)

899
Fire Comey or not? Will you addle-brained libtards make up your ever-loving minds?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (pNxlR)

900 I will now light a votive candle for the impending retirement of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
And another for the immediate retirement of Benedict Roberts.

Both before 2018 rolls around please, thank you.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (nXCp4)

Now you're just teasing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (zc3Db)

901 I like him fired. I think it will be a character and bank account building opportunity for him. He's got a chance to make soooo much money on the speaking and authoring circuit now. He will be able to get compensated properly for double-talk, just like Barack.

Posted by: goon at May 09, 2017 09:34 PM (EaQ6/)

902 Catherine Herridge is just like the rest.

She wants everyone to believe that she is ' special 'has and secret inside info that we don't have.

I can tell you that she has no idea what she is talking about and is only repeating what they want her to hear.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 09:35 PM (Uxokn)

903
896 ESPN: Judge vacates Hernandez murder conviction

I hope he can now get that law degree that always eluded him.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (9Q5BJ)

Yo!

-- Saint Trayvon, Master Aeronauticist

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

904 While giving a speech, Comey saw TV in the background flashing the news that he had been fired.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mr932of

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

LOL.

That's exactly what he deserved ... only he deserved it 4 months ago. Well, better late than never.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 09, 2017 09:35 PM (zc3Db)

905 DangerGirl,
I'm sure one of these Morons would be happy to suck that bourbon right out of your shirt........

Posted by: lindameh at May 09, 2017 09:35 PM (kufk0)

906 Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 09:32 PM (FTXAT)

Well what choice did he have? It had to happen. He groomed him well.

Also, Harry had to live with a blood relative, so ol' Aunt 'tunia was the only option.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:35 PM (JlbSs)

907 886; dg, don't let that work shit consume you. i did that. didn't end well. just remember, they don't pay you to give a shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:35 PM (KP5rU)

908 So, I see the left is behaving like rational, logical adults about this. Must be tuesday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 09, 2017 09:35 PM (SfJSp)

909 And I just spilled my bourbon down my shirt.

So yeah...hello day.
Posted by: @DangerGirl

Um, I'll leave the trenchant commentary to Miley.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2017 09:36 PM (udajc)

910 Marie Harf gives hope to fat blind girls every where.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 09:36 PM (duqQO)

911 And if the People's Congress won't act, I call on the People's Court to immediately issue an injunction to President Trump prohibiting him from firing Deep State Direc..uh, I mean, FBI Director Comey!

By the power of Bill Kristol I compel you!

By the power of Bill Kristol I compel you!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at May 09, 2017 09:36 PM (m5dkR)

912 John McCain is angry about this.

You don't need to know anything else.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 09:36 PM (Uxokn)

913 908 So, I see the left is behaving like rational, logical adults about this. Must be tuesday.

The republicans? aren't acting much better...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 09, 2017 09:36 PM (O2RFr)

914

Does Comey's firing and the way he was fired tell you that he has NOTHING on Trump, or what?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:36 PM (cPF+x)

915 We can do that... but I still say Dumbledore was an ass for basically grooming a little kid to commit suicide.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 09, 2017 09:32 PM (FTXAT)

Harry was a weapon to be used against a genocidal warlock. Dumbledore admits that. He also kept him alive and gave him basically free reign at school, so, you know.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:36 PM (nXCp4)

916 Nancy got a new face job and a new do. _She looks so young and fresh. it's just that little tell tell spittle...

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2017 09:36 PM (YT5Rb)

917 886; dg, don't let that work shit consume you. i did that. didn't end well. just remember, they don't pay you to give a shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

not so much the work as it is the combination of working all day and fighting crime, while drinking bourbon, all night.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:37 PM (cPsPa)

918
ESPN: Judge vacates Hernandez murder conviction

I hope he can now get that law degree that always eluded him.
Posted by: t-bird

Florida Memorial University

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 09:37 PM (IqV8l)

919 Now you're just teasing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (zc3Db)

Justices "Lion" Ted Cruz and Jeanine Pirro LOL

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:38 PM (nXCp4)

920 "Comey don't play that!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 09, 2017 09:38 PM (zc3Db)

921 I think none of us will be satisfied until we know what Aunty Maxine thinks.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2017 09:38 PM (HV1LS)

922
And that's what has the alt-left Democrats and fake news in such a panic -- they are savvy enough to look at this firing and see that it means Comey has NOTHING and never had anything.

Because it's obvious that President Trump is not at all afraid of Comey and his bullshit fake investigation.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 09, 2017 09:38 PM (cPF+x)

923 Marie Harf gives hope to fat blind girls every where.
====

Juan Williams is a hero to dumb, inanimate objects around the world.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 09:38 PM (Uxokn)

924 905 DangerGirl,
I'm sure one of these Morons would be happy to suck that bourbon right out of your shirt........
Posted by: lindameh at May 09, 2017 09:35 PM (kufk0)

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't thinking it...

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

925 886 And I just spilled my bourbon down my shirt.

So yeah...hello day.

Posted by: @DangerGirl

You should probably take that shirt off...clean it you know.
Oh, and the tape you have over the camera isn't working too well.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2017 09:38 PM (dvH9o)

926 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

LOL! D'uh, shoulda guessed that!

We're fairly rie dout now, but Thor still can't mow.

And it's already getting hot and the mutha-fuckin deer have eaten every last one of my flowers except for one last pink peony hidden behind a crape myrtle and a clump of lilies in back of my Jelena witch hazel.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:38 PM (JlbSs)

927 *need.to.delete.emails*

Posted by: James Comey at May 09, 2017 09:39 PM (HwVbl)

928 John McCain is angry about this.
You don't need to know anything else.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 09, 2017 09:36 PM (Uxokn)

Would have been better for the left if he'd won the 08 election. He would have done everything Obama did but it would be in the Republican party's lap.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:39 PM (nXCp4)

929 LOL! D'uh, shoulda guessed that!

We're fairly rie dout now, but Thor still can't mow.

And it's already getting hot and the mutha-fuckin deer have eaten every last one of my flowers except for one last pink peony hidden behind a crape myrtle and a clump of lilies in back of my Jelena witch hazel.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

you are lucky you do not have any of those carnivorous deer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:39 PM (cPsPa)

930 Hey what's up everyone.

Kinda bored. Got nothing to do tonight.

Anyone watching basketball? Like no defense at all, amirite?

So like, what's a good hobby for someone with time on his hands?

Posted by: Jim Comey at May 09, 2017 09:39 PM (m5dkR)

931 927 *need.to.delete.emails*
Posted by: James Comey at May 09, 2017 09:39 PM (HwVbl)

Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 09, 2017 09:39 PM (ANIFC)

932 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:37 PM (cPsPa)

Well that does not sound good.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:40 PM (JlbSs)

933
Mad Maxine's James Brownian 'Do is just itchin', itchin', I tell you, to take on the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Commence Thunderdome!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:40 PM (pNxlR)

934 @897

This reminds me of the time the Mets fired manager Willie Randolph when he was in California rather than in NY.

I have no idea why I thought of that.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2017 09:40 PM (3TnQR)

935 i am going to enroll in the trayvon martin memorial school of aeronautics.i wannabe an astronaut and shizznit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

936 Sorry to hear that, DangerGirl.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

It's ok. The past six months have been tough. We've had a complete factory supervisor overhaul, and none of the new guys know anything about what we do, how we do it or what is involved. They all come from different fields.

In addition, we've had an asbestos crisis, incidents with OSHA, complete chaos on the factory floor that is getting worse by the week, quality issues with raw materials because we're cheaping out and a quality department that knows nothing about what they are doing.

It's out of control and difficult to deal with. Especially for someone like me, who is anal retentive and likes order.

I want out. My BFF at work (AKA my "work husband") is just as frustrated and some days we feed off each other, which makes things worse. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but I don't know how far ahead it is.

/rant

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 09, 2017 09:40 PM (/o9Qk)

937 I'm sure that someone will take out a full-page ad somewhere that recounts the Dem's demands for poor James's head just a few months ago. PDT should go to the petty cash and run a 30 second TV ad on all of the cable outlets, no rhetoric, just pictures of the headlines (just as Ace has presented). Heads would burst from the irony.

Posted by: goon at May 09, 2017 09:40 PM (EaQ6/)

938 I'm outta red ink.

Posted by: Matt Drudge at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (89T5c)

939 We do need a special prosecutor to investigate collusion. The collusion between the press and the Hillary campaign in the primaries and general election.

Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (LQ1Q3)

940 And it's already getting hot and the mutha-fuckin
deer have eaten every last one of my flowers except for one last pink
peony hidden behind a crape myrtle and a clump of lilies in back of my
Jelena witch hazel.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:38 PM (JlbSs)

So that's where it is...

Posted by: mutha-fuckin deer at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (XoldI)

941 Dana Perino is pointless fluff.

Dana Perino is a typical Protected Chic.

She believes what she says - because she can. She's got some money - and an endless supply of dudes White-Knighting for her.

Remember when Ace was one of those ? I do.

For every asshole like me willing, able, and eager to expose her stupidity for all to see, up close and personal - there's still two swinging dicks dying for the chance to defend her honor.

Wester Civ is fucked until that ratio changes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (fiGNd)

942 A coup? That's coup coup.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (vRcUp)

943 Trump should go full Steinbrenner and rehire Comey, then fire him again in a few weeks.

Posted by: josephistan at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (ANIFC)

944 Tammy al-Thor, I google before I buy plants. Deer don't like begonias or Japanese holly.

Anything with thick waxy leaves.

Of course, every suggestion about plants includes the caveat that if they get hungry enough, deer will eat anything.

They are four legged buzzards.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (duqQO)

945
DangerGirl,

I'm sure one of these Morons would be happy to suck that bourbon right out of your shirt........

Posted by: lindameh at May 09, 2017 09:35 PM (kufk0)

Linda, I believe Mr D would take major issue with that...

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (/o9Qk)

946 930: roll some numbers, get your kiss records out. that should take you a couple weeks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

947 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:39 PM (cPsPa)

If they were carnivorous I'd make Thor shoot them and claim they were after my kittehs.

I can't shoot them for my flowers, not yet anyway.

I did think it was a groundhog at first, but one groundhog couldn't have eaten two acres of flowers over night.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:42 PM (JlbSs)

948 I'd die a happy man to see Kimberly Gilfoyle necked... I'm guessing she has some nice boobehs!

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at May 09, 2017 09:42 PM (OUB3w)

949 Gonna need a stronger Spell of Binding.

Posted by: Max Power at May 09, 2017 09:42 PM (q177U)

950

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at May 09, 2017 09:43 PM (89T5c)

951 943 Trump should go full Steinbrenner and rehire Comey, then fire him again in a few weeks.

Posted by: josephistan

That!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2017 09:44 PM (dvH9o)

952 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Jasper Perino at May 09, 2017 09:44 PM (qeUgm)

953
935 i am going to enroll in the trayvon martin memorial school of aeronautics.i wannabe an astronaut and shizznit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

Gotta admit that he's pretty fly for a dead guy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 09, 2017 09:44 PM (pNxlR)

954 were carnivorous I'd make Thor shoot them and claim they were after my kittehs.

I can't shoot them for my flowers, not yet anyway.

I did think it was a groundhog at first, but one groundhog couldn't have eaten two acres of flowers over night.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

carnivorous deer https://tinyurl.com/ldn5ah6

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:44 PM (cPsPa)

955 950 I see dead people.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 09:44 PM (duqQO)

956 So glad the Flaming Skull made its appearance on the previous thread. Completely warranted.

Let the Era of Firings begin.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 09, 2017 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

957 Playing the Muh Decorum game the way Perino wants to has gotten us two things:

1) Jack
2) Shit

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2017 09:45 PM (4ErVI)

958 Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (duqQO)

Ozarkian deer will eat any damn thing except jonquils and lilacs. They ate my fucking salvia and agastache, ffs. Fuzzy, strongly scented, some with prickly leaves.

What infuriates me is that they crossed 5 acres of grass to do so.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:45 PM (JlbSs)

959 guilfoyle had some bad work done lately.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:45 PM (cPsPa)

960 DangerGirl,
Well, maybe your Mr. D can take care of it and give you a happy ending iykwimaityd...

Posted by: lindameh at May 09, 2017 09:45 PM (kufk0)

961 953: time to clean the screen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:45 PM (KP5rU)

962 We demand Comey's Firing! How dare you fire Comey!

Posted by: Bi-Polar Democrats at May 09, 2017 09:45 PM (Ndje9)

963 Posted by: Jasper Perino at May 09, 2017 09:44 PM (qeUgm)

Finally something I can believe!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 09, 2017 09:46 PM (gwPgz)

964 ont is nood.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 09, 2017 09:46 PM (6gk0M)

965 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2017 09:44 PM (cPsPa)

By God, the next time I have human remains, I'mma bait the sumbitches with 'em.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 09, 2017 09:46 PM (JlbSs)

966 918
ESPN: Judge vacates Hernandez murder conviction

I hope he can now get that law degree that always eluded him.
Posted by: t-bird

Florida Memorial University
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2017 09:37 PM (IqV8l)

They only grant degrees post-mortim, hence the name.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 09, 2017 09:47 PM (P/kVC)

967 Tammy, they don't eat irises or azaleas, either.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 09:47 PM (duqQO)

968 They are four legged buzzards.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2017 09:41 PM (duqQO)

They are pretty goats.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2017 09:47 PM (YT5Rb)

969 Avenge me!!!

Posted by: zombie harambe at May 09, 2017 09:47 PM (nlbfN)

970 Can't wait until Trump does something again that the horde doesn't agree with. You guys have more ups and down than a roller coaster.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 09:47 PM (IDPbH)

971 Hernandez is still not classified as LGBT on wikipedia, even though he admitted much in his note.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 09, 2017 09:48 PM (vRcUp)

972 i am going to enroll in the trayvon martin memorial school of aeronautics.i

You don't enroll, you are interred into it.

Imagine how many resumes just took a dump with that action. "Hmmm, Florida Memorial..." Aeronautics is probably one of their tougher fields!

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2017 09:48 PM (k8DTS)

973 dave matthews band just came on the radio. recorded constipation really does suck ass. he should ride the bus more, maybe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2017 09:48 PM (KP5rU)

974 957 Playing the Muh Decorum game the way Perino wants to has gotten us two things:

1) Jack
2) Shit

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2017 09:45 PM (4ErVI)

It got HER a spot on Fox News.

Republican Party Politics ain't an "Us" thing. It's a "Them" thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 09, 2017 09:48 PM (fiGNd)

975 Democrats wanted an imperial president...so what are they complaining about?

I am happy. This is a good day.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 09, 2017 09:50 PM (MuTTO)

976 @954 The Anthropological Research Facility, Forensic, at Texas State is enough to make you think twice about "leaving your body to Science."

Other hand, I may print that picture out and carry it around until the next twerp whines about me eating Bambi. Solid nightmare material, there.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 09, 2017 09:56 PM (H5rtT)

977
But we can agree to disagree without being disagreeable

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 09, 2017 09:26 PM (nXCp4)

Killjoy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2017 09:56 PM (quw2O)

978 970 Can't wait until Trump does something again that the horde doesn't agree with. You guys have more ups and down than a roller coaster.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 09, 2017 09:47 PM (IDPbH)

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In general he is lurching in the right direction. The Progressives make this easier because his natural reaction is to lash out at those attacking him.

The reason his daughter is such a danger to conservatives is because she always says I love you.

The progressives are our allies in a ironic way because they are always saying how much they hate him.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 09, 2017 09:56 PM (MuTTO)

979 @973 Dave Matthews, bus. That's a good one.
He wasn't constipated when his bus was in Chicago. 'Member?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 09, 2017 09:57 PM (H5rtT)

980 Hillary ordered Bill to meet with Lynch on the tarmac. Putin must have tricked her somehow.

But at least she takes responsibility for it.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 09, 2017 10:09 PM (Ndje9)

981 If Comey had any brains and any hair on his p*ssy he would have resigned on his own terms some time after the election.

Got what he deserved and got it exactly the way his pompous ass deserved.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 09, 2017 10:09 PM (oBuXO)

982 Who thinks the FBI was run well in the last few yrs. Did they catch the Boston Bombers after being warned? Where is the Orlando wife? They've ben sucking big time.

Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2017 10:15 PM (o/90i)

983 "It's a coup." Who is PDT couping exactly?

Posted by: some guy at May 09, 2017 10:23 PM (y9ZJX)

984 Hey, Josh Wheaton! Maybe I'll care about your opinion on something when you get a TV show renewed for a third season.

And that thing I'll care about your opinion on is creating a TV show. Firefly was good. Dollhouse was interesting.

Your political views suck and are poopy, though. And you can't even see that when your lefty co-religionists turn on you for being insufficiently hive-minded!

You, sir, are a dipshit. A talented dipshit, to be sure, but a dipshit nonetheless.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 09, 2017 10:39 PM (3YxFh)

985 What has two thumbs and a job?

Hint: The answer is not Jim Comey.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 09, 2017 10:43 PM (3YxFh)

986 It's a coup alright, beetches. A chicken coup, chickens comin' home to roost get out of my coup.

Russia done invaded Korea and this President knows, Kornea, Korea, Chick Korea. Diarrhea. Panacea.Seborrhea. One of those Korea's. Kim Jon Ungmmmm.

This calls for impeachment with a capital E.

Posted by: Sen. Maxine Waddles at May 09, 2017 10:54 PM (fq4ih)

987 To be accurate this was my first calculator which my grandfather had in his home office. http://tinyurl.com/lez2jmv

Not too handy to carry around like the little aluminum slide rule with magnifier my dad gave me when I was a teen. Electronic calculators however were a miracle device when they arrived. And now they are disposable since everyone's phone has a calc app.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 09, 2017 11:35 PM (d3wbb)

988 Wrong thread.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 09, 2017 11:38 PM (d3wbb)

989 People keep missing it but Jamie Fucking Gorelick agreed with canning Comey's ass. She's the person who put up the 9/11 Intelligence Wall and ran interference for the Clinton's on the 9/11 Commission.

Posted by: Kaitian at May 09, 2017 11:52 PM (hRCtz)

990 Oh, Ace, you are always so right about everything. (Seriously.)

Posted by: You Heard Me at May 10, 2017 12:42 AM (DMyvQ)

991 I haven't had this much fun in weeks.

Posted by: Huckleberry Hound at May 10, 2017 01:26 AM (UsCnO)

992 989 People keep missing it but Jamie Fucking Gorelick agreed with canning Comey's ass. She's the person who put up the 9/11 Intelligence Wall and ran interference for the Clinton's on the 9/11 Commission.
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and is the personal lawyer for.... jarad and ivanka.
/true story

Posted by: thisbeingmilt at May 10, 2017 05:13 AM (MbrzC)

993 [ ] Does not love America.
[x] Loves America.

[ ] Does not piss off all the right people.
[x] Pisses off all the right people.

Two for two.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 10, 2017 08:13 AM (QtQaN)

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